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Wednesday.

Andy didn't tell me how hard this was.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 08:22 AM




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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:23 AM (St6BJ)

2
Krispy Kreosote is uncompromising. Mostly when it comes to extra donuts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:24 AM (St6BJ)

3 First?

Posted by: Johnboy at July 01, 2015 08:25 AM (uIYNo)

4 Progressives attack Bobby Jindal for "acting white" "What is it with these uppity brown people, thinking they're as good as white folk?" - libs.

http://tinyurl.com/ok7lhbt

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at July 01, 2015 08:25 AM (O7MnT)

5 Damon it

Posted by: Johnboy at July 01, 2015 08:25 AM (uIYNo)

6 DiT: Andy didn't tell me how hard this was.

All those flashing buttons and mysterious levers. Just remember: Don't push the big read button!

Posted by: mindful webworker - BC dropout at July 01, 2015 08:25 AM (PWDHh)

7 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:24 AM (St6BJ)

His time has passed. I doubt he would win reelection as governor right now.

And he is a power-mad asshole who never saw executive action he didn't like, so.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 08:25 AM (Zu3d9)

8
2015 is half done. My life probably more than that. My hope, completely.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:25 AM (St6BJ)

9 Hump Day Greetings Horde!!

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at July 01, 2015 08:26 AM (RJeed)

10 RED button! Sheesh.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fail first thing, get it out of the way at July 01, 2015 08:26 AM (PWDHh)

11 Good morning horde, new month, everything else remains the same...

Posted by: zeera at July 01, 2015 08:27 AM (CAJL/)

12 Links in ONT

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 01, 2015 08:27 AM (GpgJl)

13 Andy didn't tell...

Oh, Dave. It is the loongest posting of your life.

(/Morgan Freeman voice)

Posted by: Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding at July 01, 2015 08:27 AM (3pRHP)

14 Wednesday.

Andy didn't tell me how hard this was.

--

Hmm... hump day ...hard

Is this another subliminal viagra endorsement?

Posted by: @votermom at July 01, 2015 08:27 AM (cbfNE)

15 7 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 08:25 AM (Zu3d9)

The state has been downgraded 9 times, he refused to sign on to the Obamacare lawsuits, expanded Medicaid, is anti 2nd Amendment and pro-EPA.

In other words, just what the Establishment wants, or would want if Jeb wasn't around.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:28 AM (St6BJ)

16 Morning horde.

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2015 08:28 AM (sPO3u)

17 Constitutional carry goes into effect today in KS. You can CC without any permit.

Posted by: HH at July 01, 2015 08:28 AM (Qia1Z)

18
Good news, every Juan!:

Its official: Hispanics are now the largest ethnic group in California.

About 15 million Hispanics lived in California on July 1, 2014, compared to roughly 14.9 million non-Hispanic whites, according to U.S. Census Bureau estimates released late last week.

The new data represents a historic shift over a short period of time. California has six times as many Hispanics today as it did in 1970. The number of non-Hispanic whites in the state has declined since 1970.

SacBee

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2015 08:28 AM (kdS6q)

19 That's what SHE said!

Posted by: Adjoran at July 01, 2015 08:29 AM (QIQ6j)

20 2015 is half done. My life probably more than that. My hope, completely.



My bagel? Toast.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 08:29 AM (wGV1Q)

21
Leap Second sparks Amazon crash and confuses Twitter

Several major websites including Instagram, Pinterest, Netflix and Amazon crashed at midnight UK time, with many offline for around 40 minutes. Thousands more which also rely on Amazon Web Services (AWS) software for their infrastructure were also crippled until the bug could be resolved.

http://tinyurl.com/ntqntp6


I am -- aware!

Posted by: Pixynet

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2015 08:29 AM (kdS6q)

22 15 In other words, just what the Establishment wants, or would want if Jeb wasn't around.







Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:28 AM (St6BJ)

Almost all Republicans are against gun control while almost all Democrats are for it. That tells you the Fat Man is a Democrat with an R after his name.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 01, 2015 08:29 AM (GpgJl)

23 18 The Reconquista is going well!

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2015 08:29 AM (sPO3u)

24 More V-22 vs S-92 debate, if you're into that sort of thing.

http://tinyurl.com/p2nfaxm

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at July 01, 2015 08:29 AM (O7MnT)

25 ...It was taken 35 years ago. In the picture, an Army sergeant is on his belly, pinned down by enemy fire, looking grim and determined. In the foreground is a dead GI, in the background, a seriously wounded one. The person behind the lens that day was me: a skinny young civilian war photographer experiencing his most terrifying day in Vietnam.... I decided to try to find him, see how his life had turned out. ... "I know who that sergeant is in your photo," he said. "That's Sergeant Rock. Joe Musial."
--Robert Hodierne
http://bit.ly/1GZ2SlW

h/t All the Right Snark
http://bit.ly/1LCRcbF

Posted by: mindful webworker - linkmeister at July 01, 2015 08:30 AM (PWDHh)

26 17 Constitutional carry goes into effect today in KS. You can CC without any permit.
Posted by: HH at July 01, 2015 08:28 AM (Qia1Z)

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Cool!

Any other states like that?

Posted by: @votermom at July 01, 2015 08:30 AM (cbfNE)

27
And in California laws going into effect today:

Transgender Californians will have their chosen genders reflected on their death certificates under Assembly Bill 1577, which was championed by openly lesbian Assembly Speaker Toni Atkins, D-San Diego.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2015 08:30 AM (kdS6q)

28 Bringing this over from the Willowing:

The progressive left is angry at Bobby Jindal for acting white. "What is
it with these uppity brown people, thinking they're as good as white
folk?" - Libs


Indians upset their worldview. Brown skin is supposed to mean what lefties believe it means.

Independent, successful people with brown skin belie the cultural Marxism of herd mentality.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 01, 2015 08:30 AM (oVJmc)

29 I just heard about this open thread on the radio. Can I comment on it?

Posted by: no good deed at July 01, 2015 08:30 AM (DZq3O)

30 There is always hope.

Posted by: Aragorn channeling G-d at July 01, 2015 08:31 AM (yxw0r)

31 Fatty pretends to believe in gun rights.A lot of Republicans are pretending and would stab us in the back if they could get away with it.

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2015 08:31 AM (sPO3u)

32
Teenage girl with toilet phobia dies from heart attack after going eight weeks without going poo.

"Her lower ribs had been pushed out further than her pubic bone."

http://tinyurl.com/pko2uxs

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2015 08:31 AM (kdS6q)

33 18 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2015 08:28 AM (kdS6q)

Destroy our government.
Corrupt our youth.
Bankrupt our economy with massive debt.
Transform our society.
Erase our heritage.
Engage in ethnic cleansing by mass forced migration.

Can this be stopped or at least slowed?
How?
If not, should we fight anyway?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:31 AM (St6BJ)

34 Morning! Are we all jumping on the Krispy Kreme bandwagon? Woohoo!

The clown car is now officially full!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 01, 2015 08:31 AM (UpGcq)

35 Frikkin' cat.... 'morning everyone.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 08:32 AM (ry4ab)

36 "The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed...If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is then no recourse left but in the exertion of that original right of self-defense which is paramount to all positive forms of government."

Posted by: Stuff Alexander Hamilton Said at July 01, 2015 08:32 AM (YFw5T)

37 You can't live without shitting.Who knew?

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2015 08:32 AM (sPO3u)

38 32
Teenage girl with toilet phobia dies from heart attack after going eight weeks without going poo.

"Her lower ribs had been pushed out further than her pubic bone."

http://tinyurl.com/pko2uxs

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2015 08:31 AM (kdS6q)


Will not click that link. No way. And in any case, how could she hold that back without soiling herself?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:32 AM (St6BJ)

39 I just heard about this open thread on the radio. Can I comment on it?



#twoweeks

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 08:33 AM (wGV1Q)

40 Young girl cries when touched by Hillary...

Posted by: Colin at July 01, 2015 08:33 AM (WQLtV)

41 that's what she said

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 01, 2015 08:33 AM (LWu6U)

42 Several major websites including Instagram, Pinterest, Netflix and Amazon crashed at midnight UK time, with many offline for around 40 minutes.

If a leap-second causes that many problems, I can't wait for the solar prominence effect.

A sun blast would be kind-of like a neutron bomb. Except, instead of wiping out all the people and leaving the infrastructure, it wipes out all the (electronic) infrastructure, and leaves the people - helpless, gasping, crying, clutching their cells and tablets.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the sun'll come out tomorrow! at July 01, 2015 08:33 AM (PWDHh)

43 18

Good news, every Juan!:

Its official: Hispanics are now the largest ethnic group in California.

About
15 million Hispanics lived in California on July 1, 2014, compared to
roughly 14.9 million non-Hispanic whites, according to U.S. Census
Bureau estimates released late last week.

The new data
represents a historic shift over a short period of time. California has
six times as many Hispanics today as it did in 1970. The number of
non-Hispanic whites in the state has declined since 1970.

SacBee
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It took this long? I thought it would have happened a few years back.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 08:33 AM (ry4ab)

44 "Andy didn't tell me how hard this was."

That's what she said?

Posted by: f2000 at July 01, 2015 08:33 AM (UidV/)

45
Meanwhile, at the Casa del CAC:

Brandon Finnigan ConArtCritic

Wife leans over to pick up Jameson and he starts squealing with delight. She thought it cute until she realized what he was staring at.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2015 08:33 AM (kdS6q)

46 34 Morning! Are we all jumping on the Krispy Kreme bandwagon? Woohoo!

The clown car is now officially full!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 01, 2015 08:31 AM (UpGcq)


He's a clown car all by himself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:33 AM (St6BJ)

47 "What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms."

Posted by: Stuff Thomas Jefferson Said at July 01, 2015 08:33 AM (YFw5T)

48 Congrats, KS.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 08:33 AM (L3p2N)

49 Independent, successful people with brown skin belie the cultural Marxism of herd mentality.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 01, 2015 08:28 AM (oVJmc)

Simply CANNOT have anyone just walking off the plantation, now can we! After all, it might give some others in the herd the idea that "individual" success is actually an option!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 01, 2015 08:34 AM (ftVQq)

50 40
Young girl cries when touched by Hillary...
------------
Yeah, saw that story, sneered at the obvious attempt to make Hillary like Obummer.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 08:34 AM (ry4ab)

51 Teenage girl with toilet phobia dies from heart attack after going eight weeks without going poo.



Proof positive that assholes run EVERYTHING!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 08:34 AM (wGV1Q)

52 "He's a clown car all by himself. "



His clown car is an F-250, right?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 08:35 AM (L3p2N)

53 51 Proof positive that assholes run EVERYTHING!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 08:34 AM (wGV1Q)

No runs with that asshole. Yikes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:35 AM (St6BJ)

54 It took this long? I thought it would have happened a few years back.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 08:33 AM (ry4ab)


Dude, this is what they're telling you, not what actually is!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 01, 2015 08:35 AM (ftVQq)

55 36 "The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed...If the representatives of the people betray their constituents, there is then no recourse left but in the exertion of that original right of self-defense which is paramount to all positive forms of government."
Posted by: Stuff Alexander Hamilton Said at July 01, 2015 08:32 AM (YFw5T)

-------------------

No wonder SCOAMF and company want him taken off the $10 bill.

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 01, 2015 08:36 AM (vd4oB)

56 If teh Hildabeast were to touch me, I'd cry too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 01, 2015 08:36 AM (eEb+d)

57 >>Teenage girl with toilet phobia dies from heart attack after going eight weeks without going poo.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Charles Darwin at July 01, 2015 08:36 AM (O7MnT)

58 "To disarm the people -- that was the best and most effectual way to enslave them...I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people, except for a few public officials."

Posted by: Stuff George Mason Said at July 01, 2015 08:36 AM (YFw5T)

59 LDC: Teenage girl with toilet phobia dies from heart attack after going eight weeks without going poo.

No $#!+?

Posted by: mindful webworker - the sun'll come out tomorrow! at July 01, 2015 08:36 AM (PWDHh)

60 "Teenage girl with toilet phobia dies from heart attack after going eight weeks without going poo. "


What. In. The. Hell.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 08:36 AM (L3p2N)

61 AUTISTIC Teenage girl with toilet phobia dies from heart attack after going eight weeks without going poo.

Pertinent.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 01, 2015 08:37 AM (oVJmc)

62 60 "Teenage girl with toilet phobia dies from heart attack after going eight weeks without going poo. "

What. In. The. Hell.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 08:36 AM (L3p2N)


Where's Ace with that anal reference of his?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:37 AM (St6BJ)

63 Not clicking on the poo link either. That's tragic.
Reminds me of this college thread where they were talking about the roommate with a toilet phobia - she would poo in boxes in her room and her dad would come by (weekly?) to pick them up.

By transgender logic, surgeons should just find a way to modify her digestive system so she can survive on a pure liquid diet, right? Obviously, saying she needs psych help is violating her right to choose a pooless identity.

Posted by: @votermom at July 01, 2015 08:38 AM (cbfNE)

64 "Andy didn't tell me how hard this was."

We're here for you, Dave in Texas.

Not that any of us can can help you in a meaningful way, but we can provide moral support.

I'm not sure whose morality we'd apply in said support. I suppose we could defer to your sense of morality, and ...

... hang on a minute, DiT - who are you to dictate your morality to me?

Do you think it was moral for the Scottish Conquistadores in Wyoming to convert the Iriquois to Christianity while wiping them out by giving them Confederate flags infected with climate change?

It was genocide, and you did nothing to stop it!

THE CRUSADES!!!!

Posted by: FireHorse at July 01, 2015 08:38 AM (2i2aE)

65 49
Independent, successful people with brown skin belie the cultural Marxism of herd mentality.



Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 01, 2015 08:28 AM (oVJmc)



Simply CANNOT have anyone just walking off the plantation, now can
we! After all, it might give some others in the herd the idea that
"individual" success is actually an option!
----------------
Leftists complain that Bobby Jindal does not act like their Discover or IPhones CSR.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 08:38 AM (ry4ab)

66 Where's Ace with that anal reference of his?

The Wheel of Anal? It never did land on her number, apparently.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 01, 2015 08:38 AM (eEb+d)

67 Just heard that Jeb is still topping GOP polls.

Why is the GOP so determined to throw the 2016 election? The conservatives hate Bush. The liberals hate Bush. That leaves him with about 28% of the electorate... max.

Maybe it would be better if Hillary were in charge when TSHTF; let the Obamacrats own this catastrophe.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at July 01, 2015 08:38 AM (O7MnT)

68 Progressives attack Bobby Jindal for "acting white"

Fun to put that next to their celebration of Misty Copeland as the first African-American female (who was the first black male? I bet neoneocon knows...) principal dancer of the American Ballet Theatre.
http://is.gd/VC4Yy7

She looks like a lovely person (pale, but lovely) and I'm sure she's very good at what she does, but ballet is a straight-up European art form.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 01, 2015 08:38 AM (ZKzrr)

69 "To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of the people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them."

Posted by: Stuff Richard Henry Lee Said at July 01, 2015 08:38 AM (YFw5T)

70 52 "He's a clown car all by himself. "

His clown car is an F-250, right?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 08:35 AM (L3p2N)


He has a neck flap that looks like all of Sydney Greenstreet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:38 AM (St6BJ)

71 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:31 AM (St6BJ)

GOP Establishment: "It simply wouldn't be prudent to pick this, or indeed any, hill to die on! Besides we're doing quite well!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 01, 2015 08:38 AM (ftVQq)

72 66 Where's Ace with that anal reference of his?

The Wheel of Anal? It never did land on her number, apparently.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 01, 2015 08:38 AM (eEb+d)


And this is why homosexuality is dangerous.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:39 AM (St6BJ)

73 Hump Day Greetings Horde!!

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at July 01, 2015 08:26 AM
________

Back at you, for the week and for the year!

Posted by: FireHorse at July 01, 2015 08:39 AM (2i2aE)

74 40 Young girl cries when touched by Hillary...
Posted by: Colin at July 01, 2015 08:33 AM (WQLtV)

--

Kid's thought bubble "get that creepy old witch away from me!"

Posted by: @votermom at July 01, 2015 08:39 AM (cbfNE)

75 The word you are looking for is "difficult," Dave.

I think.

I hope.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 01, 2015 08:40 AM (659DL)

76 Progressives attack Bobby Jindal for "acting white"

And CELEBRATE Rachel Dolezal for acting black.

Pretty much just comes down to anti-white sentiment, no? But that's not racism.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 01, 2015 08:40 AM (oVJmc)

77 Vic News Links buried in the ONT
http://bit.ly/vnn-2015-07-01

___

...president of the American College of Pediatrics... Dr. Michelle Cretella, said [T]his is a tragic day for America's children. The SCOTUS has just undermined the single greatest pro-child institution in the history of mankind: the natural family....
--Ashley Edwardson, AllenBWest.com
http://bit.ly/1HwOzIx

Posted by: mindful webworker - it takes a pillage at July 01, 2015 08:41 AM (PWDHh)

78 54
It took this long? I thought it would have happened a few years back.



Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 08:33 AM (ry4ab)



Dude, this is what they're telling you, not what actually is!
-----------------
I keep forgetting, the 2010 census was an Obummer-era project...

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 08:41 AM (ry4ab)

79 "Andy didn't tell me how hard this was"


huhuhuh uh huhuhuh huh uh huhuh huhuhuh huh huhuh uh huhuhuh...

huhuh uh huhuh huhuh uh huhuh....

Posted by: butthead at July 01, 2015 08:41 AM (d8udV)

80 Wednesday.
Andy didn't tell me how hard this was.
Posted by Dave In Texas at 08:22 AM


Ho-lee shit. Enough with the gay stuff already.

Last week was "50 Shades of Ghey" week.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 01, 2015 08:41 AM (nqiq9)

81 Kid's thought bubble "get that creepy old witch away from me!"

That reminds me of that pic of the little kid who's crying at the TFG Halloween mask in the store aisle a few years back, which I'd go find except coffee.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 01, 2015 08:41 AM (eEb+d)

82 Hispanics are now the largest ethnic group in California.

Something about minority set-asides, but I'm not feeling very funny this morning.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 01, 2015 08:41 AM (ZKzrr)

83 "He has a neck flap that looks like all of Sydney Greenstreet. "


Nice reference.

Posted by: Peter Lorre at July 01, 2015 08:42 AM (L3p2N)

84 67 Maybe it would be better if Hillary were in charge when TSHTF; let the Obamacrats own this catastrophe.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at July 01, 2015 08:38 AM (O7MnT)


Consider the past 6 years. The GOP and evil capitalism owns it.

Hell, the Democrats got everyone to think the GOP is responsible for slavery and the Confederacy. And that shit has been bamboozling everyone for almost 50 years!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:42 AM (St6BJ)

85 ...president of the American College of Pediatrics... Dr. Michelle
Cretella, said [T]his is a tragic day for America's children. The SCOTUS has just undermined the single greatest pro-child institution in the history of mankind: the natural family....


Well, she'll be burned at the stake by nightfall.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 01, 2015 08:42 AM (oVJmc)

86 "The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing."

Posted by: Stuff Adolph Hitler Said at July 01, 2015 08:42 AM (YFw5T)

87 Hispanics are now the largest ethnic group in California.

No idea why they're bankrupt.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 01, 2015 08:43 AM (oVJmc)

88 >>Young girl cries when touched by Hillary...

"No, please, don't scan me, Mrs. Clinton. I'm loyal. The Party is Mother, The Party is Father!"

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at July 01, 2015 08:43 AM (O7MnT)

89 " Just heard that Jeb is still topping GOP polls. "


Well, if he is, fcuk it. We're done.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 08:43 AM (L3p2N)

90 HH: Constitutional carry goes into effect today in KS. You can CC without any permit.

@votermom: Cool! Any other states like that?

Well, according to the 2nd Amendment, they're all like that....

Posted by: mindful webworker - ymmv at July 01, 2015 08:44 AM (PWDHh)

91 Kid's thought bubble "get that creepy old witch away from me!"




Kid's thought bubble "Water! Bring me a bucket of water!"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 08:44 AM (wGV1Q)

92 Ahhhhh, another push-poll w/the fat, ugly Bush kid out in front. I just don't give a f#*&k anymore. ABCNNBCBSMSNBC all in on it.

Posted by: The ChiComs at July 01, 2015 08:44 AM (5buP8)

93 95th!

Posted by: Ruth at July 01, 2015 08:44 AM (oo88B)

94 Crap

Posted by: Ruth at July 01, 2015 08:45 AM (oo88B)

95 How can you withhold your poo for so damn long? Helluva superpower.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 01, 2015 08:45 AM (fWAjv)

96 And in the "USA Today" headline for today something like:.

Americans divided about Confederate Flag. Resigned to more mass killings.

I didn't even want to get it to read the article I was so annoyed. You see the connection there?!! Once again. It's the flag that is responsible, not the unstable/evil mental state of the perp,. because every mass killing over Obama's reign has been about a flag. Suuuure!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2015 08:45 AM (OSs/l)

97 Fun to put that next to their celebration of Misty Copeland as the first African-American female (who was the first black male? I bet neoneocon knows...) principal dancer of the American Ballet Theatre.
http://is.gd/VC4Yy7
--

What's amazing about Misty becoming principal dancer, imo, is not that she's black, but that her body type is not the "ballerina ideal" - she's short and muscular instead of being tall and slim-to-skinny.
I think that's very inspiring that her skill and technique overcame those disadvantages.

Posted by: @votermom at July 01, 2015 08:45 AM (hVRq4)

98 87
Hispanics are now the largest ethnic group in California.

No idea why they're bankrupt.
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Now, thew big unanswered question in all that data is the number of legal Hispanic residents as opposed to the illegal Hispanic residents.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 08:46 AM (ry4ab)

99 Crap



Not for #8weeks!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 08:46 AM (wGV1Q)

100 Andy didn't tell me how hard this was.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 08:22 AM
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If you post this again at 12:22PM consult a physician.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 01, 2015 08:46 AM (fWAjv)

101 Talent

Posted by: Ruth at July 01, 2015 08:46 AM (oo88B)

102 Well, she'll be burned at the stake by nightfall.

She better stay off Twitter and Facebook and try to weather the storm out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2015 08:47 AM (OSs/l)

103 Hell, the Democrats got everyone to think the GOP is responsible for slavery and the Confederacy. And that shit has been bamboozling everyone for almost 50 years!

A fair point. But if the president's name is Bush, it's that much worse.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at July 01, 2015 08:47 AM (O7MnT)

104 >> Just heard that Jeb is still topping GOP polls. "

I don't trust these polls. Nobody is calling to ask about Perry/Rubio!

BTW, was it HR who posted the article about the black ballerina principal? I think it's weird that they had a whole article about it that didn't mention Alvin Alley but maybe they're not strictly ballet..

Posted by: Lea - I don't want to have to fight you but I damn sure will at July 01, 2015 08:47 AM (lIU4e)

105 Hispanic illegals growing exponentially.
But nobody should support Trump, the only guy talking about it.

Posted by: @votermom at July 01, 2015 08:48 AM (hVRq4)

106 In case there is an opening for a guest blogger, I would suggest Chelsea Clinton as a possibility. Think of the prestige and buzz it will create. If everybody here pitches in $100 dollars you may be able to draw here away from her important charity and public service work. Plus, your donation is tax deductible and you will be able to sleep well knowing the money is going not in anybodies pocket but to the Clinton Foundation's important work of saving the world.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 01, 2015 08:48 AM (1BQGO)

107 24 - At only $83,000 per flight hour, just strap Hillary to the front of the V-22. At $250,000 for a half hour speech she can keep the entire fleet in the air.

Posted by: AE at July 01, 2015 08:48 AM (+ft6G)

108 96
And in the "USA Today" headline for today something like:.



Americans divided about Confederate Flag. Resigned to more mass killings.



I didn't even want to get it to read the article I was so annoyed.
You see the connection there?!! Once again. It's the flag that is
responsible, not the unstable/evil mental state of the perp,. because
every mass killing over Obama's reign has been about a flag. Suuuure!
------------------
Remember back when the anti-SUV campaign was in full swing and El Rushbo would talk about all the violent evil SUVs that suddenly took malicious action against their owners and other people?

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 08:48 AM (ry4ab)

109 "How can you withhold your poo for so damn long? Helluva superpower."

Eight weeks? Hell, eight hours and nature's taking its course and there's nothing you can do about it. It's happening.

Beats me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 08:48 AM (L3p2N)

110 but that her body type is not the "ballerina ideal" - she's short and muscular instead of being tall and slim-to-skinny.


Now that's actually interesting. I know almost nothing of ballet...

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 01, 2015 08:49 AM (ZKzrr)

111 osted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 01, 2015 08:42 AM (oVJmc)

I put political signs outside my house. The two subjects I won't touch are "Black lives matter" and gay marriage. In fact, I think I'd have less problems if I put up something about the homicide rate in the inner cities than if I put what the head of the college of Pediatrics said critiquing gay marriage.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2015 08:50 AM (OSs/l)

112 Autistic people often have a fear of the toilet. Don't know whether
it's the physical sensation, the noise, the cold, the dark hole at the
bottom, but its pretty common.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 01, 2015 08:51 AM (oVJmc)

113 Wednesday.

Andy didn't tell me how hard this was.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 08:22 AM
===========================

It's about time someone paid attention to all that I do!

Posted by: Geico Camel at July 01, 2015 08:52 AM (LISuA)

114 How can you withhold your poo for so damn long? Helluva superpower."

Taking anti-diarrhea medicine?

Posted by: Fox2! at July 01, 2015 08:52 AM (I9uuG)

115 I'm just mildly fascinated how sometimes "acting white" (which is so much bullshit anyway) is a character deficiency and sometimes it's a ground-breaking achievement. You need a checklist, like a Cosmo quiz..."If you answered mostly A, demonize away! If you answered mostly B, lionize!"

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 01, 2015 08:52 AM (ZKzrr)

116 Andy didn't tell me how hard this was.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 08:22 AM
=============================

Who's "Andy", you two-timer!

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 01, 2015 08:53 AM (LISuA)

117 There was nothing wrong with the CH-53 or with the F/A-18 Hornet in all it's models. The F-35 and the V-22 are just money spending boon doggles to keep people employed on the Government dole. If it works don't fix it. Lockheed is one of the most corrupt government contractors out there by the way. Bribes going back to the F-104 in the 60s and 70s.

Posted by: Hillary with a Wang! at July 01, 2015 08:53 AM (D0NZx)

118 Maybe Breitbart should offer Hillary her 'speaking' fee for an interview.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 01, 2015 08:53 AM (oVJmc)

119 New headline on my Bloomberg:
Ace to Buy Chubb for $28.3 Billion With Greenberg in Charge

I didn't know this blog was so profitable!

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 01, 2015 08:55 AM (02oLK)

120 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 08:55 AM (kff5f)

121 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 08:56 AM (kff5f)

122
Ace to Buy Chubb for $28.3 Billion With Greenberg in Charge


Ace is a Chubb chaser?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 01, 2015 08:56 AM (oVJmc)

123 ...In a 7-2 opinion the Supreme Court found the placement of the monument on the grounds of the state Capitol violate Article 2, Section 5, of the Oklahoma Constitution which prohibits the use of public money or property to directly or indirectly benefit a "church denomination or system of religion."
--Randy Ellis, NewsOK
http://bit.ly/oksc-vs-10comm

In utterly un-related (ha!) news, a serious movement is afoot to impeach the entire Oklahoma Supreme Court.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at July 01, 2015 08:56 AM (PWDHh)

124 105 Hispanic illegals growing exponentially.
But nobody should support Trump, the only guy talking about it.
Posted by: @votermom at July 01, 2015 08:48 AM (hVRq4)


He's a knucklehead but I can't fault him at all for raising the alarm bells about a situation that every real American knows is happening. I think his presence is a good thing overall UNLESS he decides to go 3rd party.

And if the Dems, the MFM and the GOP-e attack him, I will axiomatically support the guy. Not that he'll get my vote in the primaries but moral support.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:56 AM (St6BJ)

125 Am I the only one who's kind of disappointed that DiT is doing the morning thread, but that there aren't any elbows?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 08:56 AM (kff5f)

126 Ace to Buy Chubb for $28.3 Billion With Greenberg in Charge
=========================

Well I know Ace likes his girls full-figured but $28.3 billion is pretty expensive.

Posted by: MTF at July 01, 2015 08:57 AM (LISuA)

127 How can you withhold your poo for so damn long? Helluva superpower."


Taking anti-diarrhea medicine?



Cheese. The food that binds.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2015 08:57 AM (wGV1Q)

128 My ballet teacher told us the story of staging Swan Lake once in a company which had a black girl in it. The girl had always wanted to be a swan but thought she couldn't because of her skin color. My dear teacher had the solution though! She had them line up by skin color lightest to darkest and all the dark girls went one shade lighter on the skin makeup and all the light. girls went one shade darker.
"The dumb ones won't notice," she said "and the smart ones won't dare to say!"
Even the girl's own mother couldn't tell which swan she was!

Posted by: sugarplum fairy #3376731 at July 01, 2015 08:58 AM (R0s44)

129 So... it's a good thing I don't have time to attend protests and such.

Apparently, there's now a movement in Dallas to remove a statue of Robert E. Lee and rename Lee Park to "Freedom Park."

The abolition of my history and culture continues apace.

But that's not why it's good that I wasn't there. Why it's good that I wasn't there was that a stupid scrunt was talking about how Robert E. Lee was a "symbol of slavery and racism" yadda yadda. Had I been there, I would have punched her in her scrunt face.

So it's good that I wasn't there, because I would not do well in prison.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 08:59 AM (kff5f)

130 Well I know Ace likes his girls full-figured but $28.3 billion is pretty expensive.

Posted by: MTF at July 01, 2015 08:57 AM (LISuA)


O_o

Is he paying by the pound?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 08:59 AM (kff5f)

131 but that her body type is not the "ballerina ideal" - she's short and muscular instead of being tall and slim-to-skinny.

I thought she looked awfully short for ballet.

Posted by: Lea - I don't want to have to fight you but I damn sure will at July 01, 2015 08:59 AM (lIU4e)

132 125 Am I the only one who's kind of disappointed that DiT is doing the morning thread, but that there aren't any elbows?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 08:56 AM (kff5f)


Sorry the left elbow is cropped out. Disappointing I know.


http://tinyurl.com/pkhxt5y

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 01, 2015 09:00 AM (fWAjv)

133 53 No runs with that asshole. Yikes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2015 08:35 AM (St6BJ)


You're just like my asshole: always holdin' up shit!

Posted by: angry driver in GTA III at July 01, 2015 09:00 AM (EHU9F)

134 I thought she looked awfully short for ballet.
Posted by: Lea


ISWYDT

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 09:00 AM (kff5f)

135 So it's good that I wasn't there, because I would not do well in prison.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 08:59 AM (kff5f)

You'll do just fine..I'll see to it.

Posted by: Bubba at July 01, 2015 09:01 AM (Eo86b)

136 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 01, 2015 09:00 AM (fWAjv)

You are a great American.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 09:01 AM (kff5f)

137
Apparently, there's now a movement in Dallas to remove a statue of Robert E. Lee and rename Lee Park to "Freedom Park."


With a grant from the DoJ, no doubt.

Community status: Organized.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 01, 2015 09:02 AM (oVJmc)

138
the noise, the cold, the dark hole at the bottom....
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel



Yet, if a guy has stockpiled the WC with enough magazines and refill rolls, he could stay in there a week in utter man bliss.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 01, 2015 09:02 AM (kdS6q)

139 haha, Yahoo Finance is marking the end of the first half of the year by rerunning a picture of Katy Perry from the Superbowl half time show. The dancing sharks look pretty interested in her too, in keeping with Shark Summer.

Hey, Marissa Mayer! If you want to run a T&A pic, just go ahead and do it. Forget these hokey excuses. Just put Katy on your front page and call it a day.

Posted by: MTF at July 01, 2015 09:03 AM (LISuA)

140 Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 01, 2015 09:02 AM (oVJmc)

Wouldn't surprise me.

I was seriously shaking when I saw the news report last night. I cannot express in words how violently angry I am over this crap.

And I'm pretty good with words.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 09:03 AM (kff5f)

141 If you want to run a T&A pic, just go ahead and do it. Forget these hokey excuses. Just put Katy on your front page and call it a day.

Seconded.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 09:04 AM (kff5f)

142 Why it's good that I wasn't there was that a stupid scrunt was talking
about how Robert E. Lee was a "symbol of slavery and racism" yadda
yadda. Had I been there, I would have punched her in her scrunt face.


She's behind on her talking points. Today he's a symbol of "white supremacy."

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 01, 2015 09:05 AM (ZKzrr)

143 Ben's fiber finally kicked in.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 01, 2015 09:06 AM (kff5f)

144 Acting white: create, knowledge, work, family, honesty

Being authentic: destroy, ignorance, welfare, baby mommas, lies and theft

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 01, 2015 09:09 AM (R6S14)

145 Every time I think I've finally understood the depths of the Left's depravity, I find myself shocked yet again.

The movement to purge the Confederacy from history is shocking, even to me.

How to respond? I've never displayed the Confederate Battle Flag before, but maybe it's time to start.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 01, 2015 09:11 AM (YFw5T)

146 I really like the Gadsden flag. I'd like for it to be the symbol of resistance against Leftist tyranny. It may be, though, that the Left will insist on making the CBF that symbol. That's OK with me.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 01, 2015 09:14 AM (YFw5T)

147 Nood Dump

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 01, 2015 09:17 AM (02oLK)

148 Hey, Marissa Mayer! If you want to run a T&A pic, just go ahead and do it. Forget these hokey excuses. Just put Katy on your front page and call it a day.

Posted by: MTF at July 01, 2015 09:03 AM (LISuA)

I think it may have to do with her earning more than Taylor Swift.

*getting coffee.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 01, 2015 09:17 AM (fWAjv)

149
How to respond? I've never displayed the Confederate Battle Flag before, but maybe it's time to start.


Fella in our town has one flying outside his house, pretty sure just in defiance.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 01, 2015 09:20 AM (oVJmc)

150 @105 Hispanic illegals growing exponentially.
But nobody should support Trump, the only guy talking about it.

What about me? I'm in favor of it!

Posted by: Marco Rubio at July 01, 2015 09:26 AM (ueOgE)

151 I've never displayed the Confederate Battle Flag before, but maybe it's time to start.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 01, 2015 09:11 AM
________

Don't do that.

Instead, how about designing a new flag? Say, red to symbolize the Republican Party or the Right in general; a big corner-to-corner blue X symbolizing crossing out the Democrats and the left; 13 white stars, one for each letter in "E pluribus unum" or "Dont tread on me"; and a white border between the red and the blue, signifying the separateness of their side from ours.

I have the design in my mind, and I think it would look pretty good.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 01, 2015 09:28 AM (2i2aE)

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