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1 NEEDS MOAR RUSH

Posted by: Cappy Dick at November 24, 2014 08:13 AM (wtvvX)

2 And first!

Posted by: Cappy Dick at November 24, 2014 08:13 AM (wtvvX)

3 Off foul sock.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 24, 2014 08:13 AM (wtvvX)

4 So, those Massey-Ferguson guys are gonna tell us the deal today?

Posted by: Erowmero at November 24, 2014 08:14 AM (go5uR)

5 NO JUSTICE NO FLATSCREENS!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 24, 2014 08:15 AM (wtvvX)

6 Good mornin' happy band of morons!

Silicon Valley pronounces itself displeased w TFG illegal amnesty
They say the H1B visas are all going to 'spouses' and they must have MOAR

they must've missed the 'keeping families together' part of the rhetoric

Posted by: ginaswo at November 24, 2014 08:15 AM (+X1qa)

7 Happy Holidays All!

Posted by: GOP at November 24, 2014 08:16 AM (XzRw1)

8 Prescription heroin? Gee I can see that being a success. Not.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 24, 2014 08:16 AM (41ijT)

9 I hate all fuckin liberals.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 08:18 AM (M0mf2)

10 Do you think SCOAMF will let Kerry back into the country?
I'm pretty sure TFG told him Don't come home without a desk, any deal
My guess is France and Germany are holding the line and all the SCOAMFS HorseFaced diplomats couldn't put s desk together for Il Duce

Posted by: ginaswo at November 24, 2014 08:18 AM (+X1qa)

11 Beg to differ on the SNL "not funny" headline.... because that was in fact pretty damn funny.

It did occur to me that you might have to be 40 or over to really enjoy it, because I'm not sure anyone younger (such as the entire SNL cast) has ever seen that "today I am still just a bill" song.

But if you grew up on it, and remember it (and it was totally one of those stick-in-your-head things), that sketch was pretty damn good.

Credit where due.

Posted by: Andrew X at November 24, 2014 08:20 AM (r/Dlx)

12 /deal damned apple autocorrect not desk /deal

Posted by: ginaswo at November 24, 2014 08:20 AM (+X1qa)

13 In other news-


King Putz was busy last week insulting our Australian allies:

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2014/11/major

_blowback_from_obamas_insult_to_australia_at_the_

g20_in_brisbane.html


Sorry, aussie.

That's our new hopey-changey operating procedure.

But, we do have open borders.

So, we've got that working for us.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 24, 2014 08:21 AM (KBvAm)

14 Thanks for the reminder on the Ace/Amazon thing. I can't spend much, but maybe some of it can buy a couple cups of Ewok Chow.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 24, 2014 08:22 AM (yxw0r)

15 12 /deal damned apple autocorrect not desk /deal

Posted by: ginaswo at November 24, 2014 08:20 AM (+X1qa)


Yup, apple autocorrect has been going hog wild lately.


On the upside...now I get to sound like some kind of word-salad psychotic, so...

Yeah.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 24, 2014 08:23 AM (KBvAm)

16 Heh, I've got a Massey Ferguson owner's manual sitting here on my desk.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2014 08:23 AM (2cS/G)

17 Prescription heroin? What nonsense. What you want to do is, set up methadone clinics....

Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at November 24, 2014 08:23 AM (bXjNn)

18 PRESCRIPTION HEROIN WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY!!!!!!!!11!


Morning Horde. How goes it?

Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 08:24 AM (da5Wo)

19 *pours a Fireball through the USB to BCochran*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 24, 2014 08:25 AM (41ijT)

20 I am so divided on the inevitable Ferguson riots. I just know that the professional grievance crowd will not let me down, but I would so wish we could move beyond the constant black disfunction (CBD TM). Where is John McWhorter or Shelby Steele to speak up for civilized behavior and personal responsibility? Too bad Cosby is now damaged goods.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 24, 2014 08:27 AM (WS+CW)

21
Toronto Star: So we drink milk from bags. Does that make us weird?

A video posted on YouTube showing how we in Ontario drink milk has elicited responses around the world from bemusement to disgust.

Sheryl Ng posted her milk-drinking video as a way of illustrating the
differences between Canadians and Americans. She titled the whimsical
instructional, "Milk in bags, eh?" In the video, Ng lays out a bag of 2%, a jug and a pair of scissors. She runs through the milk drinkers skillset: the proper triangular cut, the cautious first pour, preventive measures to keep an overfull bag from collapsing.

Collectively, the viewing world outside Ontario leaned back in its seat and said, "What. The Hell. Is that?"

http://tinyurl.com/orx6g4p
http://youtu.be/VTPgd4HUk4w

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 24, 2014 08:27 AM (kdS6q)

22
PRESCRIPTION HEROIN WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY!!!!!!!!11!


Morning Horde. How goes it?

Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 08:24 AM (da5Wo)

Just like China!!! Nearsider is a lesbian!!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 08:28 AM (fwARV)

23 Rx Heroin has been done before with mixed failure.

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at November 24, 2014 08:29 AM (3ZtZW)

24 Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what your country is doing to you.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 24, 2014 08:30 AM (ee9LE)

25 A finding that the CIA had provided sufficient security and resources to the complex based on their knowledge of the known terrorist threats? That is the most ridiculous newspeak statement that has ever been uttered in a real life government report.

I hope the ghosts of those four dead Americans haunt this committee to let them know how sufficient their security had been.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 24, 2014 08:30 AM (o0mD3)

26 Sheryl Ng posted her milk-drinking video as a way of illustrating the differences between Canadians and Americans. She titled the whimsical instructional, "Milk in bags, eh?"



Milk in bags vs. milk in fun bags. Discuss.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 08:31 AM (d9yI8)

27 Perscription heroin, legal pot, tens of millions already on psychotropic drugs --- anyone see a pattern and strategy yet?

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 08:33 AM (pANPl)

28 Too bad Cosby is now damaged goods. Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 24, 2014 08:27 AM (WS+CW)

Don't you think that maybe this is all coming out now for that very reason?

This has been known for years by the press. They just chose not to print very much of it before.

Now since he's become a focus of pointing out the error of the race baiters' ways, they've decided to ruin his reputation. While he was still on the plantation, it didn't matter.

Now that he's not, he doesn't get the immunity that he enjoyed before.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 24, 2014 08:33 AM (KK+mC)

29 Ours are growing by the minute.

Posted by: THe Government Fun Bags at November 24, 2014 08:33 AM (XzRw1)

30 Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 08:24 AM (da

Granted that snark is funny for reasons we all know but if you had to see the abuse of legal 'heroin' like I see at my job it loses some of its humor.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 24, 2014 08:34 AM (o0mD3)

31 We are ready for Ferguson!

Posted by: Roof Koreans at November 24, 2014 08:34 AM (jucos)

32
Message to Senate GOP: Don't surrender by restoring judicial filibuster
By Hugh Hewitt

No, no, no, no, no to the idea moving around some Senate GOP circles of "restoring" the judicial filibuster. Such a move will telegraph an incredible institutional weakness, a giant "kick me" sign pasted on the collective behind of the Party of Lincoln.

Most important, though, is the absolute need to rebrand the congressional GOP as a strategic-thinking, combatively-inclined party that genuinely intends to defend the Constitution. That defense requires not only that Obama judicial nominees at all levels from the Supreme Court to the district courts be blockaded, it means thinking ahead two years and planning on what to do when the White House is won.

http://tinyurl.com/p9u2ck4

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 24, 2014 08:36 AM (kdS6q)

33
Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 08:24 AM (da


You NEED a dub of Samuel L. Jackson asking 'what's in your wallet' and audio-shop it to 'what's in your closet' linked in your name.

Someone here can do it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 08:36 AM (fwARV)

34 Countdown to Kick-Off Call, 15 minutes.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 24, 2014 08:37 AM (2cS/G)

35 "Oil Boom Returns to Gulf"


****


But not so much in western Colorado (site of some of the biggest shale formations in the world).


Oil developer relinquishes drilling rights on 17 of 19 BLM lease sites in "deal" reached with environmentalists who sued over a BLM plan for up to 1750 oil rigs over 20 years.


http://tinyurl.com/m8n7xgq

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 08:37 AM (NeFrd)

36 You NEED a dub of Samuel L. Jackson asking 'what's in your wallet' and audio-shop it to 'what's in your closet' linked in your name.

Someone here can do it.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 08:36 AM (fwARV)



Hahahaha. If I can find audio of Samuel L saying "closet", then I can do it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 08:39 AM (da5Wo)

37 Where is John McWhorter or Shelby Steele to speak up for civilized behavior and personal responsibility? Too bad Cosby is now damaged goods.
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 24, 2014 08:27 AM (WS+CW)


---------------


The left must rid us of logic and reason. Hence the destruction of Cosby.

The left wants chaos. The left NEEDS chaos.

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 08:39 AM (pANPl)

38 I look at the "Legal Insurrection" site which has the original Schoolhouse Rock "I'm just a bill" as well as the Saturday Night Live spoof. The spoof was good, Sad but good.

Time for King Obama to get some tax audits going!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2014 08:40 AM (RZlSA)

39 Perscription heroin, legal pot, tens of millions already on psychotropic drugs --- anyone see a pattern and strategy yet?

Posted by: Soona


Soona...Soma. Soma....Soona.

Posted by: David Letterman at November 24, 2014 08:41 AM (BrQrN)

40 Hey, Nearsider, how goes the Subaru shopping?

Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 24, 2014 08:41 AM (mf5HN)

41 It's Not Funny, But At Least SNL Finally Takes A Swing At Obama


It's the opposite of funny. It's anti-comedy.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 24, 2014 08:41 AM (7ObY1)

42 "It's Not Funny, But At Least SNL Finally Takes A Swing At Obama"


And the Washington Post does it's duty and fact checks a comedy skit.

Posted by: RWC - Shopping for Justice! at November 24, 2014 08:42 AM (fWAjv)

43 Now that he's not, he doesn't get the immunity that he enjoyed before.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 24, 2014 08:33 AM (KK+mC)


****

Serious question: Bill Cosby has been criticizing urban black culture (pants up, get a job, support your children, etc.) for years. Did he make some recent statement or Ferguson-specific comments that triggered the current round of attacks? If so, I missed it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 08:42 AM (NeFrd)

44 How come I have to spend every frikkin morning looking at at least one or more articles-

where the GOP brainiacs figure that the best way to fight is to-

cringe in a corner, run away, or surrender.

Example?

Hugh hewitt in LDC's post and ED at Hot Gas.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 24, 2014 08:42 AM (KBvAm)

45 From WZ: F. Chuck Todd says Obama "nourishes" him.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 24, 2014 08:43 AM (ee9LE)

46 I don't know how many Roof Koreans live in the Ferguson area.

Maybe some Roof Nail Salon Owners.


Posted by: Citizen X at November 24, 2014 08:43 AM (7ObY1)

47 45 From WZ: F. Chuck Todd says Obama "nourishes" him.


Wipe your chinbeard, upChuck.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 24, 2014 08:44 AM (7ObY1)

48 I wish Bill Clinton would have gotten just half the wrath from the MSM as Bill Cosby has received. Put some ice on it Cos, it'll be alright.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 24, 2014 08:44 AM (o0mD3)

49 Americans 'want that new car smell,' he said. 'They want to drive something off the lot that doesn't have as much mileage as me'

President Studebaker?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 24, 2014 08:45 AM (XzRw1)

50 On Drudge a report of a 12 year old black kid killed on a playground by cops in Ohio. Reportedly the kid pulled a replica gun sans orange tip from his waist belt when told to put his hands up. FFS what the hell is going on? Stupid people acting stupid (because of stupid parents) in front of jumpy police who get guns pointed at them all day by stupid people. The kid was twelve but why don't kids know to respect policemen with guns? Or just policemen period?

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 24, 2014 08:45 AM (WS+CW)

51 Hey, Nearsider, how goes the Subaru shopping?Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 24, 2014 08:41 AM (mf5HN) Well, you know. I'm trying to find one in either reflective pink or that fires glitter out of the exhaust whenever I shift. The dealer said I had unrealistic wants. I told the dealer he was anti-gay and a homophobe and to give me my damned glitter-firing exhaust car.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 08:46 AM (fwARV)

52 cringe in a corner, run away, or surrender.

Our GOPe buys tickets for the Roller Coaster of History, but sits in the back and takes satisfaction in not enjoying it.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2014 08:46 AM (FcR7P)

53 10-to-1 that Cosby accuser who looks like Velma is full of shite.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 24, 2014 08:47 AM (7ObY1)

54 The kid was twelve but why don't kids know to respect policemen with guns?


Perhaps his baby sister was flash banged in her crib?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 24, 2014 08:47 AM (XzRw1)

55 Well, you know. I'm trying to find one in either reflective pink or that fires glitter out of the exhaust whenever I shift. The dealer said I had unrealistic wants. I told the dealer he was anti-gay and a homophobe and to give me my damned glitter-firing exhaust car.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 08:46 AM (fwARV)


Or you gonna have the dealer install the custom horn that plays "I Will Survive" or are you going to do that yourself?

Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 08:48 AM (da5Wo)

56
The kid was twelve but why don't kids know to respect policemen with guns? Or just policemen period?


Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 24, 2014 08:45 AM (WS+CW)


And this is what I've been saying. Cops are (just like the Secret Service is) going to start worrying more about what the press is going to say about their split-second decisions that they're going to hesitate. And cops are going to die.

There's a not-insignificant subset of Americans who are okay with that, but I am not.

The most important thing you can do at the end of every mission, day at the office or beat is to go home to your family.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 08:48 AM (fwARV)

57 there is s Sunoco Station near me on RT4 East in Paramus that is charging almost 70 cents MORE for gas than anyone else. They have no large sign with their prices on it, only the small one over the pump and I am sure most people miss that one until it is to late. I just wrote Sunoco and the Bergen County Fraud Department.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 08:48 AM (M0mf2)

58
Or you gonna have the dealer install the custom horn that plays "I Will Survive" or are you going to do that yourself?

Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 08:48 AM (da5Wo) I'm not sure I have the skillset. I can wear the shit out of a green sequined dress, but re-wiring a horn may be above me.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 08:48 AM (fwARV)

59 Mornin', horde.

Saw this the other day. Meteor? Or the Ruskies doing some atmospheric nuke tests?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT3XJVP-MAA

Posted by: Mainah at November 24, 2014 08:49 AM (659DL)

60 The kid was twelve but why don't kids know to respect policemen with guns? Or just policemen period?


I am sure the picture they have in the News is from when this little saint was 8. And no in those communities they teach them to hate the Police.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 08:49 AM (M0mf2)

61 Well, you know. I'm trying to find one in either reflective pink or that fires glitter out of the exhaust whenever I shift. The dealer said I had unrealistic wants. I told the dealer he was anti-gay and a homophobe and to give me my damned glitter-firing exhaust car.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 08:46 AM (fwARV)


Subaru?

Pffft.

I've got all of those options, plus-

a horn that screams "Fabulous, dahhhling."

Posted by: naturalfake driving a Volvo at November 24, 2014 08:49 AM (KBvAm)

62 It's Not Funny, But At Least SNL Finally Takes A Swing At Obama

Tepid, and will probably go over most drone's heads, but a nice light snack.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 08:50 AM (IXrOn)

63 Well, you know. I'm trying to find one in either reflective pink or that fires glitter out of the exhaust whenever I shift. The dealer said I had unrealistic wants. I told the dealer he was anti-gay and a homophobe and to give me my damned glitter-firing exhaust car.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 08:46 AM (fwARV)



By the insanity of cthulhu, a few weeks ago, right as all the pumpkin spice stuff was starting to show up everywhere, I was stopped in traffic behind an orange Subaru Forester and my first thought was "This pumpkin spice thing has officially gone too far."




Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 24, 2014 08:50 AM (mf5HN)

64 Haven't read the article but having Congress involved in Foreign Policy is just wrong on its face. Remember Pelosi going to Syria and doing that? No thanks.

Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at November 24, 2014 08:51 AM (3ZtZW)

65 It's My Way Or My Way

Glad to see this show up again here.

It's really worth the read if you do not get Jonah's G-File delivered to your inbox.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 08:51 AM (IXrOn)

66 >>> From WZ: F. Chuck Todd says Obama "nourishes" him.

All hail Comrade Obama, giver of food stamps.

Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2014 08:51 AM (Ua6T/)

67 Subaru?



Pffft.



I've got all of those options, plus-



a horn that screams "Fabulous, dahhhling."

I project gay. Pikers.


Posted by: Saab at November 24, 2014 08:51 AM (XzRw1)

68 MO Dem State Senator Racist Police Pulling Out Their Guns And Shooting Black Men Down Each And Every Day



In reality its black men who shooting down other black men each and every day. Nasheed herself claimed to face an attempted car jack by a young black male with a gun two days ago (and she contacted the racist police).

Weasel Zippers

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 08:51 AM (M0mf2)

69 20 Ways The Media Completely Misread Congress' Weak Sauce Benghazi Report

All barriers up on this one.

Protect the Democrats, at all costs.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 24, 2014 08:52 AM (IXrOn)

70
Good morning, Dumplings!

I got a little perspective this weekend to ameliorate the all doom all the time.

I had a date with a Czech woman who had defected back in '82. (Remember when defecting was a Thing?). She was asking me why everyone was making such a fuss about immigration. I explained about separation of powers, co-equal branches, and Obama's usurpation.

She said, "oh, I can't get too worked up about that. I grew up in a dictatorship."

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 24, 2014 08:52 AM (JtwS4)

71 The most important thing you can do at the end of every mission, day at the office or beat is to go home to your family.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 08:48 AM (fwARV)



One of the papers I wrote in the satanic training ground of law school compared the ROE in the UN's mission to Bosnia/Herzegovina and Use of Deadly Force guidelines by US Domestic Police.

I interviewed my FiL, who is retired PG County police and was involved in a fatal shooting, and a buddy of mine who is Jacksonville Sheriff's Office down here. Both of them ultimately said the exact same thing, "Better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6."

Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 08:52 AM (da5Wo)

72 For BC::


http://tinyurl.com/lezjbzy

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 08:52 AM (fwARV)

73 Obama issued a statement on Ferguson. He said that if the police get better training, trust can be built. So another the-police-acted-stupidly. And Michael Brown is not at fault. I guess the training needs to be that if a thug wants to kill you, you have a duty to die.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 24, 2014 08:53 AM (ee9LE)

74 AtC, good news. The spider I saw crawling over the snow yesterday was really, really tiny and couldn't eat much.

Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2014 08:53 AM (Ua6T/)

75
Nearsider is a lesbian!!!

You're going to cherish that, aren't you?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 24, 2014 08:53 AM (JtwS4)

76
Both of them ultimately said the exact same thing, "Better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6."
Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 08:52 AM (da5Wo) Fact. I carry a gun because cops are too heavy.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 08:54 AM (fwARV)

77 Subaru?

Pffft.

I've got all of those options, plus-

a horn that screams "Fabulous, dahhhling."
Posted by: naturalfake driving a Volvo at November 24, 2014 08:49 AM (KBvAm)



Hahahahaha. Well done.

Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 08:54 AM (da5Wo)

78 Obama to Congress: It's My Way or My Way






Isn't that always how it's been? And if they show any signs of a backbone, they're racists. And Barry has gotten away with it all with the complicit help of the MFM

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2014 08:54 AM (1Jaio)

79 She said, "oh, I can't get too worked up about that. I grew up in a dictatorship."
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 24, 2014 08:52 AM (JtwS4)

your reply should have been: " So then you feel right at home under Fredo"?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 08:54 AM (M0mf2)

80 The left wants chaos. The left NEEDS chaos.



The left only THINKS they want chaos.

Boolits are generally address only to "To Whom It May Concern".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 08:54 AM (d9yI8)

81 She said, "oh, I can't get too worked up about that. I grew up in a dictatorship."

So she doesn't give a shit that we're devolving into one?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 24, 2014 08:55 AM (zF6Iw)

82
You're going to cherish that, aren't you?


Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 24, 2014 08:53 AM (JtwS4)

I tried to get his email so I could send him a pic of my balls, but yes. I'm going to hold that close to my tiny little shriveled-up heart and take it out whenever I feel like a failure.

"Self," I'll say, "no matter how big of a douche canoe you feel like right now, D-Lamp is still out there, out-douching everyone without even trying."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 08:55 AM (fwARV)

83 O/T: I would like to offer sincere thanks to all those that responded to my prayer request last week. My SIL actually did have a heart attack, but between the EMTs, rural hospitals, good medical transport capabilities, regional centers,and what's left of the US medical system, she now has four stents and a new lease on life. I'm glad Zeke's beneficent "guidelines" were not in place just yet.

~ H

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 24, 2014 08:55 AM (fL/7/)

84 Both of them ultimately said the exact same thing, "Better to be tried by 12 than carried by 6."
Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 08:52 AM (da5Wo)

yeah but it's gonna be better to stay in your patrol car and just watch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 08:55 AM (M0mf2)

85 For BC::


http://tinyurl.com/lezjbzy

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 08:52 AM (fwARV)


*buffs nails*

What did I tell all y'all about the power of Jazz Hands?

Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 24, 2014 08:56 AM (mf5HN)

86 That's gotta be a mistake: A recipe post 20 minutes after the Dump?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 08:56 AM (M0mf2)

87 Nasheed herself claimed to face an attempted car jack by a young black male with a gun two days ago (and she contacted the racist police).



All cops suck. Until you need one.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 08:57 AM (d9yI8)

88
Hello from Way Down here on a warm humid night - bloody huge thunderstorm this arvo took out the cable telly

So no late night Music Max for me while reading my favourite blog...

13 naturalfake

Yes that awful President you have to endure for another few years, gave us the famous middle finger...

Posted by: aussie at November 24, 2014 08:57 AM (EMNGr)

89 she now has four stents and a new lease on life. I'm glad Zeke's beneficent "guidelines" were not in place just yet.

~ H
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 24, 2014 08:55 AM (fL/7/)

Good to hear, Hrothgar!

Posted by: Mainah at November 24, 2014 08:58 AM (659DL)

90 Nood recipe post.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 24, 2014 08:58 AM (zF6Iw)

91
Did he make some recent statement or Ferguson-specific comments that triggered the current round of attacks?

No, this isn't orchestrated. It's all in reaction to one comic, Hannibal Burress, mentioning it in his act. Burress was doing a routine about how Cosby always calls young black comics and asks them to be clean and not use the N word.

Burress said something like, "this guy's a rapist and he's asking me not to swear? Seriously, google 'Bill Cosby rape' and you'll get more hits than you will for Hannibal Burress".

And the whole world went, "wut!"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 24, 2014 08:58 AM (JtwS4)

92 Yes that awful President you have to endure for another few years, gave us the famous middle finger...
Posted by: aussie

We're getting used to it. Sorry about that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 08:58 AM (Spluw)

93 yeah but it's gonna be better to stay in your patrol car and just watch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 08:55 AM (M0mf2)



Seeing as how it's decided law that police are under no duty to render aid, yeah, as a Ferguson police officer I would be hard pressed to do anything other than watch that motherfucker burn to the ground.

And store owners defending their property? I didn't see shit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 08:59 AM (da5Wo)

94 She said, "oh, I can't get too worked up about that. I grew up in a dictatorship."



Fine. Gimme your paycheck. Fix me a sammich. But first, ........

(See how well she likes being dicktated to)

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2014 08:59 AM (d9yI8)

95
What did I tell all y'all about the power of Jazz Hands?

Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 24, 2014 08:56 AM (mf5HN)

You need to see Season 4 Episode 5 of Wipeout. One of the contestants is named "Chaz Hands" and he says it all. the. damn. time.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 08:59 AM (fwARV)

96 She said, "oh, I can't get too worked up about that. I grew up in a dictatorship."
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 24, 2014 08:52 AM (JtwS4)



------------------------


You should have told her to get to the kitchen and make you a sammich.

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 09:00 AM (pANPl)

97 Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 24, 2014 08:58 AM (JtwS4)

***

Thanks.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 24, 2014 09:00 AM (NeFrd)

98 She said, "oh, I can't get too worked up about that. I grew up in a dictatorship."
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 24, 2014 08:52 AM (JtwS4)



------------------------


You should have told her to get to the kitchen and make you a sammich.
Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 09:00 AM (pANPl)



But first . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - Cookies are to the right, glitter to the left at November 24, 2014 09:01 AM (mf5HN)

99 Vancouver Experiments With Prescription Heroin






Sounds like a brilliant plan. What could possibly go wrong? How about meth next?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 24, 2014 09:01 AM (1Jaio)

100 So,
no news then, eh?

Posted by: Idly Obscurtia at November 24, 2014 09:01 AM (d/ghU)

101 I had a date with a Czech woman who had defected back in '82.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

So. Did you....bounce the Czech?

Posted by: Blue Hen does not believe how standards are slipping at AoSHQ at November 24, 2014 09:01 AM (Spluw)

102
D-Lamp is still out there, out-douching everyone without even trying."

I got willowed in that thread, so I said I'd reprise this:

Sometimes I want to blow a guy just to piss off D-Lamp.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 24, 2014 09:01 AM (JtwS4)

103 Chuck Todd says Obama "nourishes" him.

We really didn't need to know that he swallows.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2014 09:01 AM (FcR7P)

104 Bitch set me up.

Posted by: Marion Barry, Riding On Satan's Barbed Cock at November 24, 2014 09:01 AM (nbGZj)

105
A Supercut of Cheesy Computer Hacking Scenes in 90s Movies

http://tinyurl.com/ou9gbsg

"Crypto-Smasher v3.10"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 24, 2014 09:02 AM (kdS6q)

106
83 Hrothgar

Great news and I hope her recovery goes well - best wishes!

Posted by: aussie at November 24, 2014 09:03 AM (EMNGr)

107 We're getting used to it. Sorry about that.
Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 08:58 AM (Spluw)



---------------


Perhaps you are, but I'm not.

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 09:03 AM (pANPl)

108 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 24, 2014 09:03 AM (2Ayux)

109 Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 08:59 AM (da5Wo)

I wonder what the comparison of RoE in Iraq, Afghanistan and Benghazi would be like with respect to the police Use of Deadly Force Rules in LA and NYC?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 24, 2014 09:03 AM (fL/7/)

110 83 O/T: I would like to offer sincere thanks to all those that responded to my prayer request last week. My SIL actually did have a heart attack, but between the EMTs, rural hospitals, good medical transport capabilities, regional centers,and what's left of the US medical system, she now has four stents and a new lease on life. I'm glad Zeke's beneficent "guidelines" were not in place just yet.

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 24, 2014 08:55 AM (fL/7/)



Glad to hear buddy! We'll drink to her health at the next MoMe!

Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 09:04 AM (da5Wo)

111 If Bill Cosby turns out to have been a serial abuser of women it still doesn't invalidate his criticism of black society.

Posted by: steevy at November 24, 2014 09:05 AM (v5UtH)

112 Posted by: aussie at November 24, 2014 09:03 AM (EMNGr)

Thanks! She'll get a kick out of being told she is an international star!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 24, 2014 09:05 AM (fL/7/)

113 By the way jeter came out of the closet the other day and played golf with Fredo and some other democratic hacks. So even thought I am a Yankee fan, fuck him. I hope he makes some bad investments

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2014 09:05 AM (M0mf2)

114 I wonder what the comparison of RoE in Iraq, Afghanistan and Benghazi would be like with respect to the police Use of Deadly Force Rules in LA and NYC?
Posted by: Hrothgar

It'd be interesting to compare these with the ROE for King Putt's friends, the New (and improved!) Black Panthers.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 09:05 AM (Spluw)

115
Sometimes I want to blow a guy just to piss off D-Lamp.


Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 24, 2014 09:01 AM (JtwS4)


Aaaaaand I almost peed myself at my desk.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 09:05 AM (fwARV)

116 I wonder what the comparison of RoE in Iraq, Afghanistan and Benghazi would be like with respect to the police Use of Deadly Force Rules in LA and NYC?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 24, 2014 09:03 AM (fL/7/)



*snort*

The RoE in Bosnia was the biggest clusterfuck I've ever seen in my life. It made the Obamacare Website Rollout look like Amazon's operation.

Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 09:05 AM (da5Wo)

117 Vancouver Experiments With Prescription Heroin

Under Obamacare, I'm sure it's a basic human right.

Can't imagine starting out in medicine these days. The patients/gov't tells you what treatment they get.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2014 09:06 AM (FcR7P)

118 Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 09:04 AM (da5Wo)

She'll get a kick out of that as well!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 24, 2014 09:06 AM (fL/7/)

119 Flood of illegal immigrants to pour into NYCschools


Enjoy.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 24, 2014 09:06 AM (XzRw1)

120 It'd be interesting to compare these with the ROE for King Putt's friends, the New (and improved!) Black Panthers.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 09:05 AM (Spluw)

Unless you are a fan of severe and sustained depression, I'd advise not looking into that too closely!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 24, 2014 09:07 AM (fL/7/)

121 Posted by: BCochran1981 wonders what's in your closet at November 24, 2014 09:04 AM (da5Wo)She'll get a kick out of that as well!
Posted by: Hrothgar

Yep. I can see that now...."Hey sis. I want you to know that a bunch of Morons (no really) are gathered together, thinking about you and drinking right now...Sis? Hello?" .

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 09:08 AM (Spluw)

122
92 blue hen

There was a marvellous suggestion on an Aussie blog..

As your President feels comfortable lecturing us on climate change and the great Barrier Reef, why don't we sendour Minister for Immigration, Scott Morrison to the US to lecture President Obama about illegal immigration...

Scott Morrison has stopped the boats coming here - from hundreds of country shoppers arriving each day by boat from Indonesia to NONE...

.

Posted by: aussie at November 24, 2014 09:08 AM (EMNGr)

123 "The most important thing you can do at the end of every mission, day at the office or beat is to go home to your family."

Even if you have to kill innocent people to get there?

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at November 24, 2014 09:10 AM (91eZY)

124 Posted by: aussie at November 24, 2014 09:08 AM (EMNGr)

Where can I get a copy of your legal immigration procedures and requirements?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 24, 2014 09:10 AM (fL/7/)

125 Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 09:08 AM (Spluw)

That message might negate the stents!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 24, 2014 09:11 AM (fL/7/)

126 A cop I know had never fired his gun in the line of duty during his ten plus years on the job. Then over the summer within a period of six weeks or so he twice shot someone, one DO A and the other wounded. Both were righteous shoots but he is pretty emotionally upset.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 24, 2014 09:12 AM (ee9LE)

127 I'm waiting for the "mostly peaceful" protesters in Ferguson to start rioting over the delay of the verdict.

Posted by: Soona at November 24, 2014 09:12 AM (pANPl)

128 As your President feels comfortable lecturing us on climate change and the great Barrier Reef, why don't we sendour Minister for Immigration, Scott Morrison to the US to lecture President Obama about illegal immigration...I heartily agree.
Make sure that he demands the red carpet treatment that was given to the President of Mexico, when Jug Ears inflicted him on Congress. And if he tries giving him crap from the WH giftshop, I trust that your Minister will respond with the Aussie Parliment style of discourse.

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 09:12 AM (Spluw)

129 "The most important thing you can do at the end of every mission, day at the office or beat is to go home to your family."

If carrying a weapon "to keep the peace" is too much for you, you should not be a cop. If you carry a weapon to protect and serve the innocent you should be ready for the fact that every mission could be your last and prepare accordingly.

I have no use for cops with terminal "short timer" attitude on the job.

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at November 24, 2014 09:13 AM (91eZY)

130 That message might negate the stents!
Posted by: Hrothgar

Moronic cardiac stress test!!

Posted by: Blue Hen at November 24, 2014 09:13 AM (Spluw)

131 Hey you fucking cock suckers!

If you don't have these kindle books already, all three of Matt
Bracken's "Enemies Foreign Domestic" are available for free today
through Wednesday at Amazon.com.

Matt is a Navy SEAL and author. His books are a great read and prescient to today's times.

http://tinyurl.com/qy3sj6j

Hangdai!

Posted by: Al Swearengen at November 24, 2014 09:14 AM (VURvj)

132
124 Hrothgar

All the info you need is on the Australian Government Department of Immigration website

As for your immigration procedures (legal ones) it took my SIL and his dad TWO years to finally get work visas for the US (their business is in oil)

Sickening - they have a viable business, have loads of money and were not welcomed...

Posted by: aussie at November 24, 2014 09:18 AM (EMNGr)

133 Obama throws scapegoat Chuck Hagel under the bus for the deteriorating situation in the war on terror. From WZ. OH, and Chuckie, lay down with dogs . . ..

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 24, 2014 09:18 AM (ee9LE)

134 bandersnatch

i read that as she had a defective back.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 102 days until spring training at November 24, 2014 09:20 AM (u8GsB)

135 Just like China!!! Nearsider is a lesbian!!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 24, 2014 08:28 AM (fwARV)

Is it cool to goof on D-Lamp now?

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at November 24, 2014 09:24 AM (FA3Z7)

136 All the junkies were already using heroin.

I think the number of people seeking to start heroin from a doctor is going to be exceedingly small.

Posted by: HoboJerk, Completely Unreasonable at November 24, 2014 09:27 AM (FA3Z7)

137 aussie: stopping illegal immigration to the U.S. is the last thing Obama wants.

These unconstitutional amnesties are designed to reward and encourage illegal immigration. And they're already working. Illegal border crossings are on the rise, as more foreigners see Obama's amnesties as an open invitation to illegally set up residence in the U.S.

Democrats learned well the lesson of the 1986 amnesty: rewarding illegal immigration ALWAYS leads to more illegal immigration.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 24, 2014 09:34 AM (2ruKl)

138 Is it cool to goof on D-Lamp now?

Why should D-Lamp be any different from the rest of us...?

Mornin' Horde. Hope y'all enjoyed the weekend and remembered to "handle" the witnesses.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 24, 2014 09:36 AM (DT3rQ)

139 11 Posted by: Andrew X at November 24, 2014 08:20 AM

Totally agree. SNL did more education and explanation of 'what happened' in that short funny skit than the entire "Meet the Press" show the next morning. Meet the Press is now down to introducing an all star panel, then going off for remote field stories, like some kind of magazine. Total waste of a great legacy. I know this is not news, but Sunday was worse than ever.

Posted by: scottst at November 24, 2014 09:56 AM (Ltygl)

140 So, ACA requirements finally hit my employer's healthcare plans. They offer an HMO and a PPO plan; the PPO contribution cost tripled, while the HMO's out-of-pocket caps doubled.

This is going to start hitting everyone soon. At least it will finally be a story that has to be covered.

Posted by: Hal at November 24, 2014 10:13 AM (hmPdt)

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