I have two...
Shower curtains, among other things.... lol.
There are two curtains for the shower. The heavier plastic one that goes inside the tub and the outer one, which is some kinda lightweight material (not plastic, tho) that's white, mostly, with flowers or some shit on it. It's that outside one that I wash-n-dry in the machines.It just hit me how goofy it musta sounded the way I'd put it before. Like, "What kinda uber-blonde NUT dries a shower curtain IN THE DRYER?!? And, does she do that each time someone gets a shower, or what?"... lol. While I'm on bathroom-type subjects, I have two more thaaangs to relate. One's funny as balls, the other ain't. Let's do "not-so-funny", first. Guess who's back AGAIN? And, so soon??? Yeah, my little &%$#@*!!! terrorist buddy and BOY is he here this time for real. My Gawd. Ow, ow, owowow. Last time, was almost a "non-time", for as long as it took for it to actually show up and for the pissant performance once it did show. I mean, a "light" terrorist is one thing, but last time, it was almost a waste of "equipment", ya know? Well, here it is again, sooner than usual, I think and it's HERE here this time, massive cramps and all. I'm ABOUT to go inhale approximately 42 ibuprofen and go back to bed. (4, really, but it FEELS like a 42-er... ow.)
But, first... I felt it incumbent upon myself to SHAAAARE this shit... lmao. And... there's more!!! So, I'm in the "library" a little while ago.... in there with me (before me, actually... I just didn't have the time, coordination or umph to kick 'em out) were four outta five of China's kids. Nuttin' like trying to "read" with four tiny retards in there wit' ya, ya know? This one kitten... I swear. It was a good damned thing I was where I was, cuz she almost made me pee myself laughing... First thing ya need to know for this little vignette, is that I have long ago washed all the backing offa the main rug in there on the floor. It still works fine, it just doesn't have a major "grip" on the floor, anymore. No biggie... for HUMANS... but this kitten.... lmao again... This kitten is sitting on the rug, right by the edge of said rug... she crouches down, does the whole "hiney-wiggle" routine, getting ready to pounce. Well, she took off tremendously IN PLACE and flung the rug up against the side of the tub and got exactly no where for her efforts, except on her face, in the same spot, sans rug. Stupid cat.... While I'm dying over that, another one brings me a smiley face sticker that she found God-knows-where in there... like I wasn't "happy" enough right then, right? She appears in the middle of the floor with this quarter-sized, bright orange smiley face sticker hanging outta her mouth... ooookay kid. Thanks, Darlin', now go play... Mommy's dying here, right now, okay Love? And, Dear GOD, you people oughta see my legs! Jesus... Thanks to these stupid little shits who can't tell the difference between flesh and sweatpant legs, my legs look like I "shave" them with a loose and dull lawn mower blade or sumptin'... No WAY do they look like a 41 year olds legs. It's almost sad, except I never (ever) wear shorts to begin with... still. I think my shoulders, the top of my back and a coupla select places on my chest look about the same from these little turds trying to all fit/sleep on my shoulders all the time, too. Ah well, there are waaaaay worse things in life to hafta deal with than being a living cat-condo, I know for a fact. I'm just sayin'.... Okay. Back to the library, down some ibuprofen and back to bed for a while. And, I still wanna kill the "genius" who put that stupid caps key where it is.
Asshole. Love y'all.... talk to ya's later.
Peace.
Comments
Posted by: Mad William Flint at August 24, 2004 08:02 AM (/j9KS)
Posted by: Mad William Flint at August 24, 2004 08:02 AM (/j9KS)
Posted by: Mad William Flint at August 24, 2004 08:15 AM (/j9KS)
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I am currently kittenless, but I do remember. Hey, they beat SNL for laughs! The smiley stickey was the sucker punch of the whole story. Love your writing.
Posted by: Junebugg at August 24, 2004 02:25 PM (/Jsts)
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Hey girl,
I've been away for days (shut the blog down) and missed reading you. Glad to see you're still up to no good! Keep kickin' ass, lady!
I've been away for days (shut the blog down) and missed reading you. Glad to see you're still up to no good! Keep kickin' ass, lady!
Posted by: dawn at August 24, 2004 09:18 PM (Zgn4s)
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Hey, Stevie, I was just pulling yer leg about the shower curtain. ;-) I know some types of them are machine dryable.
Hope you feel better soon. Believe me, I can relate to your misery.
Hope you feel better soon. Believe me, I can relate to your misery.
Posted by: Funkalicious at August 25, 2004 04:25 PM (bU3hh)
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