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January 24, 2004

The Mu.nu Oath of Allegiance

Just for fun:

I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign blog server at which I have heretofore been a blogger;

that I will support and defend the cow puppies against all enemies, foreign and domestic;

that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same;

that I will bear arms, legs and boobs on behalf of Munuvia if and whenever I feel like it;

that I will perform combatant service in the Special Forces of Munuvia when required by the appearance of spammers;

that I will perform work of rational importance under civilian direction when required by the appearance of trolls;

and that I pledge this allegiance freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of avoision; so help me Blog.


I'll keep working on it. Shall we have a ceremony?

Posted by: Tuning Spork at 09:35 PM | Comments (125) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)

1 I'm in. And a ceremony... would that involve cake and cheese and a big keg and strippers?
PS... I read "true faith" as "true fish", which I really like the idea of.
All this talk of "rational" and "mental"... these are concepts I don't normally deal with, but I'll try.
Oooh, look, a cheesy poof!

Posted by: LeeAnn @ at January 24, 2004 11:14 PM

2 ...with liberty and justice for all...Amen!

mmm...beer!

Posted by: Susie @ at January 25, 2004 06:55 AM

3 I'm in...and may I suggest a ceremony based entirely on the initiation to Delta House?
TOGA, TOGA, TOGA!!!!!

Posted by: Stevie @ at January 26, 2004 08:18 AM

4 Well, me and Suzie might be in trouble, then, since we still have TypePad blogs (in fact, I'm going to create at TypePad photo blog for a friend Real Soon Now).

OTOH, TypePad is run by the creators of MT...

Posted by: Victor @ at January 26, 2004 07:59 PM

5 Avoision?

Posted by: Pixy Misa @ at January 27, 2004 02:20 PM

6 I do, so help me Cow.

Posted by: Tim the Michigander @ at February 07, 2004 07:14 AM

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