May 13, 2006
vegetable humor
Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute.
How can you tell which one is the prostitute? Hold on......You're gonna love it...
It's the one with the little sticker that says... I - DA - HO H/T to Catfish
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Calling the ACLU....
Idiocy of the day. If this creep gets anywhere with this lawsuit, you'll know that the end time IS near.
As far as I'm concerned: Rope, Tree, Complaintant; some assembly required.Posted by: Delftsman3 at 01:27 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
NSA NON-scandal
With all the garbage floating around about the NSA data mining program in the MSM, I thought you might be interested in the opinion of someone truly knowledgable in this type of activity.
As Kim noted, this is just a method to gather raw data for refining down to usefull intel, and no one's privacy was invaded. As usual, the MSM is using the lack of knowledge on the part of the general public to try to start a panic to further their own agenda...which for the last six years seems to consist of trying to embarrass the Bush administration on it's every move.Posted by: Delftsman3 at 04:03 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
May 12, 2006
WATER......
I got some good(?) medical advice from my friend Catfish today....wonder if I can use it to argue with my Medicos about their restrictions on alcohol?
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo Poo. However,we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beeror other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling,filtering and fermenting. WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH Free yourself of dookie, drink WINE!!!
It is better to drink wine and talk shit than drink water and be full of it.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information,
I am doing it as a public service. Have a nice day.
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May 11, 2006
Rant, Pt. 2
John Hinderaker over at Powerline has some very sound advice for you Mr. President, I hope you take it to heart and follow it.
I'd like to add my own .02 in too. Mr. President, we have a robust and growing economy, but if you listen to the MSM, you'de almost believe that we are almost in a second Great Depression.And if we don't take a firm stand on reducing the amount of deficit spending, that may come to pass yet. Our citizens are under a heavy tax burden, and that burden is much larger than they realize because so many of the taxes they are paying are hidden. what is worse, the burden is borne by the most productive citizens as a matter of fact, but the VISIBLE burden is being borne by the middle and uppermiddle class. Please, Mr. President, come out in favor of the Fair Tax, your endorsement could be the best boost possible at the moment. The reissue of The Fair Tax Book (N. Boortz/Rep. H. Linder) debuted at #3 on the NYT's Best Seller list, the highest debut of a paperback in over 40 years. The People are starting to catch on, and if they are not heeded, the results could be dire for those Politco's that didn't care to listen. We also need to reform the education system to ensure that we have an informed electorate. PLEASE! Return educational control back to the states and local communities, where it belongs. Dismantal the Education Dept. and back any measure that reduces the power that the NEA now holds over the hostages of our future, our children. If you truly want to leave a legacy of strengthening our Republic, these are items you must address. You have done well in your policies against Terror, but what good is it if you ignore the rot that is ruining us from within? Fair taxation and REAL education (not the indoctrination we currently are employing) are the two lynchpins to retrieving our great nation from the brink and returning it to it's greatest possible potential. We CAN do it, we MUST do it; the only question is, who will lead us to it? If not a true statesman of the political class, WE THE PEOPLE will be forced to do it ourselves, and that could be a troubling time indeed, in terms of both violence and uncertainty; I think we would survive it, but the political class certainly would not, and there there is no reason that we should have to suffer such a period of upheaval, if YOU and your bretheran would just do the right thing. Be Bold, Be Brave, Be Honest, and the people will follow.
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May 10, 2006
A little cool-down Humor
Ok, I made my rant, and I think a little humor may serve to lower my B/P.
Thanks Jack: Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jello and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision." "Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck, buddy.
I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
And Catfish: A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the
street when a
little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike.
Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to
you?"
Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20
ticket
for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa
to put a
reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
"Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to
you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next
year tell
Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on
top."
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And Bob: A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging
two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole
in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of
it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady...."I'd better go back and see if
I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!" "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
money?" " Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs
up to the parking lot of the football stadium.Each time there's a game, a
lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and
each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say:
$20 or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the
way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....
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I'm mad as hell
As all my longtime readers are well aware, I have always been a supporter of most of President Bush's policies, but with recent events, I'm afraid that the time has come when impeachment procedings may be warrented.
I wasn't a fan of a great deal of the spending policies of this administration, but I was willing to try to understand the reasoning behind them. As far as the WoT is concerned, I still believe that the policies were, in the main, correct. Mistakes were made, it's true, but such is the result of normal human errors endemic to any great enterprise. I was totally opposed to the amnesty policies towardsPosted by: Delftsman3 at 12:05 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
May 06, 2006
Random Thoughts
Don't really have anything to say that hasn't already been said more effectively by others already.
"Patches" Kennedy proves yet again that, sometimes, WHO you are can excuse you from consequences. Jimmuh Carter needs to STFU. Seems there isn't a terrorist or dictator he doesn't like. That we keep letting him embarrass our nation on the international scene time and again points to just how far we have lost our national pride. Earl Woods died the other day. He was an American hero; serving in our armed services for the greatest part of his life. My sypathies to his family. Does anyone have a road cruiser motorcycle they just want to get rid of? I just feel the need to get some wind in my hair. Too bad, so sad when our desires far overreach our budget! Dismantle the NEA and the Dept. of Education, and get our educational system back to educating. Illegal emigres constitute an invasion force. We ignore the problem at our peril.Sheriff Arpeio has the right idea, now if we can just get the Congress to follow his lead! Belated Happy Birthday wishes to GuyK. see ya'll tomorrow, maybe I'll have something better by then....any suggestions on how to cope with writers block?
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May 05, 2006
Red Friday
I got this in my e-mail the other day, and I've decided that I am certainly going to do it. It may just be a fruitless gesture, but you never know, some great movements and ideas have grown from tiny seeds. How about joining me?
RED FRIDAYS ----- Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing
Red every Friday. The reason? Americans who support our troops used to be
called the "silent majority". We are no longer silent, and are voicing our
love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers. We are not
organized, boisterous or over-bearing. We get no media coverage on TV, to
reflect our message or our opinions. Many Americans, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to
recognize that the vast majority of America supports our troops. Our idea
of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect
starts this Friday -and continues each and every Friday until the troops all
come home, sending a deafening message that.. Every red-blooded American
who supports our men and women afar will wear something red By word of mouth, press, TV -- let's make the United States on every
Friday a sea of red much like a homecoming football game in the bleachers.
If every one of us who loves this country will share this with
acquaintances, co-workers, f riends, and family. It will not be long before
the USA is covered in RED and it will let our troops know the once "silent"
majority is on their side more than ever, certainly more than the media lets
on. The first thing a soldier says when asked "What can we do to make
things better for you?" is...We need your support and your prayers. Let's
get the word out and lead with class and dignity, by example; and wear some
thing red every Friday.
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Good for the goose....
What would you think of the following as the official policies of the United States?
1. If you migrate to this county, you must speak the native language 2. You have to be a professional or an investor. No unskilled workers allowed. 3. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections, all government business will be conducted in our language. 4. Foreigners will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here. 5 Foreigners will NEVER be able to hold political office. 6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or other government assistance programs. 7. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. 8. If foreigners do come and want to buy land that will be okay, BUT options will be restricted. You are not allowed waterfront property. That is reserved for citizens naturally born into this country. 9. Foreigners may not protest; no demonstrations, no waving a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president or his policies, if you do you will be sent home. 10. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be hunted down and sent straight to jail. Harsh, you say? The above laws happen to be the immigration laws of MEXICO! Just remember these facts the next time you might feel a little sympathy toward those that are invading OUR country and playing the race card when they are held acountable for their actions. Compare their actions here and the policies of their home country and ask yourself whether or not they have earned any sympathy. H/t to CatfishPosted by: Delftsman3 at 12:22 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Rum story?
I thought a lot of us denizons of the the Empire got pickled at the Blog Fest, but THIS GUY truly was!
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Joe has it right
FINALLY! Two elected officials are actually applying the law to invaders.
I admired Sheriff Arpaio before, but this most recent development serves to heighten that admiration. He saw a problem, devised a solution, and was willing to make use of the citizenry when it was obvious that his enforcement resources were too limited to accomplish the goal without them. This is a true demonstration of the right of every American of self/community protection in action. As Neal Boortz said: "Nothing like a good old fashioned posse. Government of the people, by the people, for the people."Posted by: Delftsman3 at 03:26 AM | Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
May 04, 2006
A Trip to the Dentist
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man a shot. "No way, no needles, I hate needles!" the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having a gas mask on is suffocating to me."
The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No," the patient says, "I am fine with pills.
The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."
The patient says, "Wow, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill!"
"It doesn't," said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth!"
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I'll never drink again...
After a night of drinking, Ron crept into bed
beside his wife Ann who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the
cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing
at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the
hell are you?" demanded Ron,"and what are you doing in my bedroom?"
Peter." Ron was stunned, "You mean I'm dead! That can't be! I have so much
left to do. I haven't even had a chance to say goodbye to my family. You've
got to send me back right away." St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a
catch--we can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Ron was devasted, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house
he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later and he was
covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad," he thought until he felt this strange feeling
welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen, how
are you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad," replies Ron, "but I have this strange feeling inside
like I'm about to explode." "You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never
laid an egg before." "Never," replied Ron. "Well just relax and let it happen." And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds an egg popped out.
An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the
better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he
laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he
knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had ever
happened to him! The joy kept coming, and as he was just about to lay his third egg he
felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting, "Ron, wake up you drunken bastard! You're shitting all over the bed." H/T to Jack
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Redneck Grin
Three third graders - an Irish kid, an Italian
Kid and a Redneck kid - are in the playground at Recess.
One of them suggests that they play a new game.
"Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.
"Okay." They all agree.
The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips It out.
"That's nothing," says the Irish kid, whipping His out.
His is a couple of inches longer.
Not to be outdone, the Redneck kid pulls his out.
It is by far the biggest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck Kid's' mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math Test and read out loud from a new book . And During recess, my friends and I played 'Let's see Who has the largest weenie'."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the Mother.
"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out Our weenies and I had the biggest!
The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is That true, Mom?"
Mom replies, "No, honey. It's because you're Twenty-three."
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May 03, 2006
Poor Cindy, she's grieving so much...
Yeah, she's SUCH a grieving mother that she hasn't placed a marker on her son's grave.
She can travel the world denouncing the war and the Bush administration, she can go have her picture taken with anti-American polititions in Venezuela, she can vacation in Hawaii, she can buy a new VW convertable....she can accept $250,000 in death benefits from the DoD, but she's just grieving too much to even mark her son's grave...after all, it's only been two years.Posted by: Delftsman3 at 11:33 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Where is the Outrage?
"It takes four aspects for a free and democratic society to maintain itself."
"It requires a highly educated population that can write, read, think and vote intelligently." "It takes a similar moral code whereby everyone adheres to the common good." "It requires a similar code of ethics whereby citizens adhere to honesty, doing what is right and maintaining those ethics throughout the social fabric." "Finally, it takes a similar language that allows citizens to discuss, debate and resolve problems." "We compromise all four with an invasion exceeding four million new people into the USA annually. 20 million illegals to date and climbing. We allow the disintegration of our nation without a whimper." Go read the entire letter at GuyK's. One problem, the NEA has promulgated and accelerated the erosion of the "four aspects" for longer than the problem of the ILLEGAL immagrants exacerbated it. We need to revamp the entire educational structure, regardless of what we do about the invasion by illegals.And we need to do it soon, or this nation will not last another generation. I would contend that the poor educational system is one factor in why we are even arguing over what to do about the Invaders; had there been an effective education of this last generation, there wouldn't be any question about our course of action.
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Random Thoughts
Here are some random thoughts from Thomas Sowell. He's always worth the read, no matter what topic he is expounding upon.
I honestly believe that Thomas Sowell, William Buckley Jr., John Gailbraith, and Ayn Rand should be required reading before anyone even attempts to consider themselves as starting to be educated.Posted by: Delftsman3 at 09:39 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Lefty Lunacy
We hear once again from the King of the Moonbats, Howard Dean. Seems that he's more willing to give the benefit of the doubt to Osama Bin Laden than to Karl Rove. Thank G-D that the Democrats still have Dean as the spokesman for their Party; as much as the Republicans have shown themselves to be disappointments to their base, Dean may be the only thing to allow the GOP have a second chance of straightening their act out.
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Publik Skooling
Neal Boortz has a great example of how are schools are not educating our children, and demonstrates the he's correct when he calls them "government indoctrination centers".
The ONLY true option for the bulk of the populace, should they wish their children to recieve a true education is to home school. Too bad that governmental policies make that option so difficult to do. We need to abolish the NEA and the Federal Dept. of Education and return choice back to where it belongs, the parents and local communities.Posted by: Delftsman3 at 09:22 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
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