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March 02, 2008

Anthem

I found this via the Rott, and if you can watch this without getting a tear in your eye and a at least a little lump in your throat, I don't want to know you.

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March 01, 2008

Pet Medicine

How To Give A
Cat A Pill:

1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right fore-finger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill In right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered
figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, Drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door on to neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges.
Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from tree across the road.
Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13. Tie
the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14.
Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the Emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15.
Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

How To
Give A Dog A Pill:

1. Wrap it in bacon.

2. Toss it in the air.

Thanks Cat!

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Nice Smelling Hair

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing
at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that
her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore,
takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and
asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's
sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

H/T to Catfish

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February 29, 2008

Citizen Soldier

You just won a million dollars, what would YOU do? Sgt. Wayne Leyde decided to volunteer for a THIRD tour of duty in Iraq.

"For right now, I'm going to hold off [spending] and let reality sink back to earth. This is a true blessing. I'm going to turn it around and see if I can bless other people with this," Leyde said. (emp. mine-D)

THIS is the kind of attitude is typical of our citizen soldiers today...one of self sacrifice and worrying about the people around them rather than themselves. I can only say I am in awe of such people.

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JUST FOR GRINS

To Catfish

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February 27, 2008

National Guard

This video says it all.

We are truly blessed that we still, despite all the efforts of the Liberal Progressive hate America first and foremost efforts, there are enough altruistic young men and women willing to risk it all for their fellow citizens. They give more than we deserve.

To Chrissie

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Quote of the Day

"Some people are like Slinkies. They�re really not good for anything; However, They still bring a BIG smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." L.C. Guido

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R.I.P.

R.I.P. William F. Buckley Jr (11/24/1925 - 2/27/200

Conservatism lost it's staunchest voice today and it will be a loss felt for a long time to come. My heartfelt condolences to his family and friends; remember there are many of us who share in the pain of your loss.

There is a reason I cited the NY Slimes story of his passing rather than any other. That reason is that even though he represented the anthesis of everything the Slimes stand for, they still respected Mr. Buckley for the great thinker and writer that he was. You would expect The National Review to write a glowing truibute, but that the Old Grey Slut wrote a respectful piece is a true measure of the man and the respect that even his political foes had for him.

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ISLAMIC REFORMATION?

One of the criticisms many of us in the West have had against Islam as it is widely practiced today is the fact that it is, essentially, a religion "stuck in the 7th century". Unlike Christianity, which underwent major reforms in the time of Martin Luther, Islam is essentially the same as it was practiced in Mohammed's time.

It seems that Turkey, the most secular of the Muslim states, is attempting to effect a Reformation by government committee by attempting to streamline and reinterpret the Hadith, the second holiest scripture after the Koran itself in Islam; and the writings used the most in the formation of Shari'a Law.

This is something that NEEDS to be done, no religion can be practiced for over 1300 years without being re-examined in the light of modern knowledge. I fear however, that Islam as practiced by the Islamofascists sects is highly resistant to ANY new interpretation; that is one reason that it is so virulent an enemy. Turkey may just have bitten off way more than it can chew.

The question is: will the West provide aid in this endeavour, or will Turkey have to try to go it totally alone. If it does go it alone, it may find itself as the new "great Satan"; almost as bad as the U.S. and Israel. If we attempt to aid them, we may just be hurting the chances for real reform on the basis that Turkey is being "seduced by the Great Satan" and give even more justification to the Islamofascist POV. Either way, we are damned.

My view is that True Reform can only come from within. I believe that we as a people can only wish Turkey the best of luck in this endeavour, and hope and pray that it is successful. If we can provide support at a later date, we should, if asked, provide it; with the proviso that we maintain neutrality in the Reform itself.

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February 26, 2008

Motivational thought of the day

This little animal is called the Naked Mole-Rat and is from Africa .

So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself, remember:You could look like a dick with buck teeth!

to Catfish

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February 22, 2008

Well, really I consider it more of a second Birthday, really.

It was on this date in 1957 when My parents, second oldest brother, and I landed upon these fair shores to begin a new life full of promise and hope.
We may not have achieved all we hoped to in the intervening years, but it sure wasn't because of a lack of opportunity. For that, and all the happiness I've experienced in the last 51 years, I thank you America from the bottom of my heart.

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February 21, 2008

Energy Policy

In line with some prior posts I've made about Progressive ideology and feel good-inane proposals I wanted to talk today about something thats crucial to us all . . . Energy. How we use it, where we obtain it, and most important of all, the future of collection and utilization of energy.

The majority of energy used in the U.S. is derived from fossil fuels: it's estimated that 40% of the nation's energy comes from petroleum, 23% from coal, and 23% from natural gas. The remaining 14% was supplied by nuclear power, hydroelectric dams, and miscellaneous renewable energy sources.

We are currently experiencing a crisis in the cost of most of these fuels; whether because of OPEC pricing policies; restrictions on allowing recovery of these fuels, or unduly burdensome environmental policies. All of these factors are raising the cost of these vital energy sources to the point of unsustainability.

We are keeping ourselves tied to the volatile sources of petroleum in the Middle East and South America; while disallowing resource recovery in our own baliwick. We have cut down our refinery capacity by over 75% over the last thirty years, and there are no current plans to boost capacity anytime soon.
We have reduced overall refining capacity and increased the cost of using petroleum products by mandateing so called 'regional blends' of gasoline. We have forestalled building new coal fired electrical generation plants by imposing draconian regulations on all new capacity, in the name of clean air and water, even though new technology makes such new facilities compatible with meeting that goal. it's not good enough that the majority of pollutants are controlled; the Green lobby insists that NO pollutants be produced at all, clearly an impossible mandate.

Most, if not all of the well-meaning folks of the Green Revolution simply are naive when it comes to the nuts and bolts reality of energy production/consumption cycle. They advocate conservation, which is a worthy goal that should be pursued at every opportunity. They also advocate using more electrical power in lieu of fossil fuels, which sounds good on the surface; but they forget the fact that electrical power is generated in large part through the use of fossil fuels. They seem to think that putting outlets in the walls of their homes somehow magically causes electricity to exist.

They tout the use of so-called alternative bio-fuels...again, a worthy aspiration, until you delve into the economics and the unintended consequences of these fuels.
"Use Ethanal/bio-diesal/(choice of poisen here)" they cry. The fact is that if we converted our entire current years worth of corn/soybean production to such fuels, the resulting amount wouldn't keep an industerial nation like ours running for more than three months or so, and the environmental damage may even be higher than our current fuels today. And the demand of bio-fuels versus the need for food production pitts the different uses of the same agro-products against each other in an ever upward spiraling cost cycle.

Solar energy is simply too inefficient with todays technology to be even close to cost effective.

Wind Turbine technology holds promise, at least to limited local use, but it keeps running into the NIMBY attitude. Yes, use it, but don't put the turbines in MY backyard. Home use? A typical American home uses about 10,000 kilowatt-hours of energy per year. Depending on the average wind speed, a 10 kilowatt turbine with a 20-foot rotor diameter could supply most of the electricity for a house. Such a system will likely cost around $40,000.
According to the American Wind Energy Association (AWEA), a person who is living in a windy area (about 10 mph average wind speed or better) � and is eligible for certain government rebates or tax credits � could expect a payback time of 15 years on their small wind system.
It's like you are prepaying your electricity bill for two decades.... but by the time you break even, it's time to replace the turbine. Just...NOT....practical.

Hydroelectric is the best of the current "clean" technologies, but just how many dams are you willing to erect, with the concurrent change in ecosystems? And don't forget that there are maintainence requirements attendant with such systems. Hoover Dam requires constant cleaning of it's water conduits to prevent build-up of marine flora and fauna that threaten it's viability as a power generator. Cost? Several millions of dollars annually. (gee Blanch, I don't know if I can pay the cleaning lady this month....LOL)

Nuclear energy is the best short term solution, but the political considerations attendant make it unviable at present, and the long term environmental costs will be large.

My favorite fuel, Hydrogen, is too costly to generate large scale (that problem of needing a fuel to produce a fuel again) and too unwieldy to ship/store at present, although I feel that future technology can overcome most if not all of those objections.

So, what can I suggest as my solutions? If I knew THAT; I'd be the next Rockefeller and Ford rolled into one. But Hubris leads me to what I think are some common sense stopgaps in the interim:

I. CONSERVE, CONSERVE, CONSERVE

2. Drill ANWAR/ Fla. Coast reserves

3. Relax the restrictions on new refineing facilities for petro-products and power generating plants, no matter the fuel used to run them.

4. Fund research into more cost effective ways of generating, transporting, and storing Hydrogen.

5. Fund further research into solar and wind technologies.

6. USE solar and wind technologies wherever economically feasable; streamline environmental policies and put the onus on so call "Green" to prove that the technology shouldn't be used in a particular area because of DIRE consequences, not just because "it would spoil my view" or "it's for the birds".

7. Explore/Open new areas of OUR continent to mining and drilling of gas,oil, and coal.

8. Require that all energy production restricting legislation be sunsetted after five years; requireing revisitation at that time as to efficacy/results.

Just my .02 worth, for what it's worth.

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Patriotism Outlawed in the UK

"To love what is corrupt is itself corrupting, not least because it inclines us to ignore, forget, forgive or excuse the corruption. And there's the rub for patriotism."

That is the warning that the Institute of Education has for those teachers wishing to instill any native pride of country in their students.
And as Old Limey goes, so goes our own Leftist "Education groups, calling for
"...requireing textbooks and other instructional resources to cast a positive light on homosexual �marriages,' cross-dressing, sex-change operations and every other facet of homosexual and bisexual lifestyles." in SB777, and SF examining the prospect of using a new "anti-war" textbook in the education of their local young skulls full of mush.

Merriam-Webster's Dictionary defines patriotism simply as "love for or devotion to one's country." The Left has tried to redefine the term to "whatever is any convenient argument for our side and against (the) Conservative pov."

Moral equivilence and multiculteralism is coming home to roost in our society, and soon there will BE no society for us to worry about.

Patriots, prepare to lock and load, the Tree of Liberty is getting mighty thirsty.

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Berkely Buzz

MoveAmericaForward.Org has released it's latest ad calling on Berkely to renounce it's anti-troop message of "...they are uninvited,and unwelcome, guests ; and should leave" :

Join Move America Forward and sign their petition. Let the Pusillanimous Pissants of Progressive of Palifornicate know how the rest of us feel about our troops and that they can take their protests and shove them where the sun doesn't shine along with where the rest of their self-deluded notions of intelligence are.

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Health Care

Here is a set of questions on health care that both Democratic candidates should be asked in their debate tonight.

SHOULD be asked being the caveat; I'm positive that such hard ball/plain speaking questions WILL be asked. More likely, the candidates will be asked what their favorite ice cream flavor is.

As Neil Boortz has stated on numerous occasions: 'many of the "uninsured" are uninsured by choice (or by making poor choices)'.

WHY should the populace at large be responsible for the health care of any individual? There is no person in these United States that isn't treated for any medical condition if that treatment is needed; true, the cost in the aftermath of treatment can be steep, but that is still a responsibility of the individual if he/she wishes to remain an individual with free choices.

Look to the conditions of treatment of care in any country where Socialized Medicine has become the rule and you will find a drastic fall in not only the amount of treatment availible to the individual patient, but in the quality of treatment as well.

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Climate Change

GLO-BULL Wormening? HERE"S your Global warming!

Let the Goracle and aqll of his acolytes rant and rave all they wish, it sems that the facts just seem to keep refuting their contentions at every turn. What blows my mind is the facility they Goracles have in taking ANY fact as a sure sign of the drastic climate change they espouse: wintger cold? Global warming, winter warm? global warming. Too much rain? global warming; too little rain? global warming. See a trend here?

Look behind the curtain of their proposals and it all boils down to ONE end conclusion: Progressive's KNOW BEST; they need total control over every aspect of life to 'save' us from a disaster of our own making, and any that balk at such overwhelming hubris are actively trying to kill all of us.

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February 19, 2008

CASTRO QUITS !!!!

In a (to them, I'm sure) heartbreaking announcement, the NY Slimes have reported that Castro has made it official and is stepping down from the position of leadership he has held for 49 years.

"To my dear compatriots, who gave me the immense honor in recent days of electing me a member of parliament ... I communicate to you that I will not aspire to or accept -- I repeat not aspire to or accept -- the positions of President of Council of State and Commander in Chief," Castro said in the statement published on the Web site of the Communist Party's Granma newspaper.

I don't think too much will change too quickly in Cuba with the change of leadership from Fidel to his brother, Raul; they are, after all just the same in their views. The one bright hope is that Raul may not be as personally revered as his brother, and when the promises of a brighter new future under the Comunists continue to go unfullfilled, tghe populace may finally begin to wake up and push for REAL reform.

To say the least, the next year or two may prove to be really interesting....

I do find it sad however, that, at a time when the Cuban people might have a real chance to get rid of their Socialist overlords;.....WE in the U.S., however, seem hell bent on suborning ourselves under the grip of the same type of overlords. May G-D have mercy on us all.

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just for grins

A grasshopper walks into a bar

The bartender looks at him and says: "did you know that we have a drink named after you?"

The grasshopper replies: "what, you have a drink named Steve?!?"

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Two men are walking down the street when they observe a dog in the middle of the road licking his balls. One man says to the other:" I wish I could do that !", to which the second man replied: "maybe you should pet him first!".

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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

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February 16, 2008

Liberalism is a mental disorder

it's been said many times before by many of us on the Right side of the aisle, but now a well respected clinical psychiatrist makes it official...as Dr. Rossiter puts it "(the)kind of liberalism being displayed by the two major candidates for the Democratic Party presidential nomination can only be understood as a psychological disorder".

I've never been that big a fan of the psycho-babble crowd, but hey, when they support my contentions, then they are brilliant LOL.

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February 13, 2008

Update to Progessives hate the Military

Here's a video of the fine ~~folks~~ patchouli smelling socialists of Code Pink in action on Tuesday in front of the Marine Recruiting office in Berkely CA:

The police took no action, saying "we wish to remain neutral".... so tell me Bubba, just how is allowing any group free reign to blockade a legitimate and legal enterprise from being able to conduct business "neutral"?
Code Pink has a legal right to protest, but they have no right to physically block people from conducting legitimate and legal business in such a manner so as to (almost)constitute a civil disturbance. (that means RIOT, for those from Rio Linde, or "graduates" of governement schools)

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