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November 25, 2008

Colmes Leaves

Seems that Alan Colmes will be leaving his co-host spot on Fox's HANNITY & COLMES show after the first of the year. Too bad, in my opinion; Mr. Colmes was a great exampler of the Liberal (idiotic) point of view and was a good counterbalance to some of Hannity's more bombastic assertions.

Doesn't affect me in any case, I'll be watching Glen Beck.

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Hunting Party

Now that the election is over I hear that Sarah Palin is going to show there is no animosity about losing the election.

She's invited both Obama and Biden on a Caribou hunting trip.

She's already lined up Dick Cheney to teach gun safety and
Ted Kennedy to drive them to their cabins after the pre-hunt party.

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Thanksgiving

The Parrot

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a
bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the
bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John
tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only
polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to
"clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot
yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and
even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird
and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not A Peep, was heard
for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to
the Freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms
And said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I
fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to
ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, when the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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November 20, 2008

Quote of the Day

"There is no doubt in my mind that millions of lives could have been saved if the people had not been "brainwashed" about gun ownership and they had been well armed. Hitler's thugs and goons were not very brave when confronted by a gun. Gun haters always want to forget the Warsaw Ghetto uprising, which is a perfect example of how a ragtag, half starved group of Jews took up 10 handguns and made asses out of the Nazi's." Theodore Haas
(former prisoner of the infamous Dachau prisoner concentration camp)

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The Game Warden and the Boy

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'

The boy replied, 'What turkey?'

The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'

The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'

The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.

If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'

The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!'

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November 17, 2008

Islam

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November 16, 2008

Why Parents Drink

A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.


Dear Mom:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son Paul


P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Dustin's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

****************************************

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To My Democratic Friends:

No Hard Feelings...

The election day is over,
The talking is done.
My party lost,
Your party won.


So let us be friends,
Let arguments pass.
I'll hug my elephant,
You go kiss your ass.

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November 08, 2008

First call to Arms

It's begun.

With a lock-hold on the reins of two of the three branches of government, the Demoncrats are proposing to "more fairly distribute" the money you manage to put into retirement savings among all levels of income earners (even to those at the bottom 20% who earn NOTHING by their own effort)

This is nothing but bald faced governmental THEFT in the name of "FAIRNESS".

It is nothing less than Socialism at it's worst and should not be able to stand in a country that was founded on the principles of individual freedom and equality of opportunity. Socialists fail to realize that equal OPPORTUNITY does NOT mean that there will be equal RESULTS.

If the Democratically controlled government persists in these actions there will be one of two results;

A. A Soviet style dictatorship that will be the end of the promise that America always held out to the world. The promise of a country where hard work and individual effort resulted in the highest standard of living the world has ever seen,

OR

B. A second (and even bloodier) American Civil War. Hopefully the correct side of the conflict will prevail and we will be able to go back to beginning and start the dream over; and even stronger, for having been tempered by the blast furnace of battle.

There you go, you 52%. You voted for "Change", I HOPE you enjoy the results of your stupidity.

For the rest of us; the "48%", it's time to stockpile weapons and ammunition, and to start organizing the Militia to take back our birthright of freedom.

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November 04, 2008

Obama takes it

Well, it's all over but the final closing of the doors on the powerhouse that WAS America and now we can look forward to the great Socialist push forward to the United Socialist States of Amerika.

I'm not crying about this event though, it just may be the cold hard slap of reality that we need to finally wake up to what has been happening for the last thirty years. The times are somewhat difficult right now, but I am all but certain that we will look back in another four years time and pine for these "good ole days".

I believe that when the general populace starts realizing just what is going on around them, and more importantly, TO them, in an Obama Administration, they will finally begin awakening from their somnambulance and start resisting, let's just have HOPE that it won't be too little, too late.

For tonight I just say: Congratulations, President-Elect Obama.

Just remember, the fight is just beginning.

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October 31, 2008

Don't tell me that Republicans don't have a sense of humor, just CLICK HERE.

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Poem of the times

A good friend of my mother sent me this poem.

'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

'On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

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October 28, 2008

Notice to All Employees

As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama is officially elected into office, our company will install a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are underachieving a fair shake.

2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves. This will help those who are too busy for overtime to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

3. All top management will now be referred to as the government. We will not participate in this pooling experienc because the law doesn't apply to us.

4. The government will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging it's workers to continue to work hard for the good of all.

5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's good to spread the wealth. Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more
patriotic.

6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free foodstamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flatscreen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?) !!!


If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.

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U.S.S.A?

Watch This.

We are well on the path to becoming the USSA, and the video above lays out the roadmap to that goal as clear as Rand/ McNalley showed me the way to Streator Ill. for the Rott-fest.

It's time for the sheeple to wake up and let the guard dogs loose, lest they become the main course of the feast the radical left desires.

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October 23, 2008

The Obama File

I received the following opinion page from a friend of mine.

It was written by a Mr. Beckwith, about whom I am totally ignorant of, but having read his Opinion, I find there to be much food for thought.

It is a Loooooong piece, but well worth the time to read. I put the page in it's entirety under the fold as it seems that many anti-Obama pages just seem to "disappear" suddenly, and I felt the questions raised were important to raise in the general awareness of the population (yeah, BOTH of you who read me, LOL).

Don't believe a word of it just because it is presented as fact, but use it as a basis of your own research on the man that may very well become our POTUS and CiC. Check your own gut as you do your research and I think you may find, as I did, a great deal that is valid cause for great concern.

Above all, remember that it is your DUTY as a citizen to try to become as informed as possible on ALL the candidates and the major issues. ONLY by being informed can you cast a truly responsible vote. The fate of our Republic is in OUR hands, it behooves every one of us to excercise due diligence in that responsibility.

I know that a great many of you are too busy or are just too damned lazy to read anything more involved than the comics, so I excerpted here an abreviated starting point for you to invoke some thought:

Obama has lived for 48 years without leaving any footprints -- none! There is no Obama documentation -- no paper trail -- none.

Original birth certificate -- Not released
Obama/Dunham marriage license -- Not released
Soetoro/Dunham marriage license -- Not released
Soetoro adoption records -- Not released
Besuki School application -- Released
Punahou School records -- Not released
Selective Service Registration -- Released
Occidental College records -- Not released
Passport (Pakistan) -- Not released
Columbia College records -- Not released
Columbia thesis -- Not released
Harvard College records -- Not released
Harvard Law Review articles -- None (maybe 1, unsigned?)
Baptism certificate -- None
Medical records -- Not released
Illinois State Senate records -- None
Illinois State Senate schedule -- Lost
Law practice client list -- Not released
University of Chicago scholarly articles -- None

It is SUPPOSED to be the provence of the Press to bring the answers to the questions raised by the lack of records above; if you take nothing else out of this excercize, ask yourself: WHY haven't the members of the Fourth Estate done their jobs in regard to Mr. Obama?
Look at their 'reporting' regarding the election with an open and honest mind, and it becomes blatently obvious that they have become water carriers for one side of the contest; indeed they are not reporting, they are campaigning. This fact is even more ominous than the candidate, for without fair, open reporting, how is the electorate to make a truly reasoned decision?

That said,sit back, relax with a cup of your favorite beverage, and prepare to start your homework.

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October 20, 2008

Rant of the Week

Black is White, a fellow member of the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler has written an open letter to BHusseinO that is a must read for all that still have two neurons working together. (and maybe a few more enlightened Democrats as well)

Dear Barry,

(You don't mind if I call you Barry, do you? Yes, I know its somewhat disrespectful, but then you haven't shown me, or the rest of the American electorate much respect during this campaign season either, so you can consider it "what comes around". You served, and I have no doubt you will return this volley.)

I have watched your campaign, and observed you continuing to say the most outrageous things, as if you had every right to say it, and as if I was obligated to believe it. From campaign speeches promising a conversion experience-like epiphany, where I the voter will see the light, and cast my vote for you, then look back to the date of your election as the date when the oceans stopped rising and the earth started to heal itself. From stump speeches where your always shouting wife is quick to inform us that you will never let us live our lives the same way again, or that she has never been proud of this country until you decided to run for POTUS. I've watched when as you have denied knowing friends and associates, many of whom hate everything this country stands for, and feel entitled to change it to their liking, whether or not the rest of us want them to, and I have watched your surrogates act like thugs, following your lead with silly attempts to restrict campaign speech with clumsy attempts to get the DOJ to intimidate those who dare to question the veracity of the treasures issuing from your lips. I have watched you lie. Lie about who your friends are. Lie about fighting to deny basic medical care to children who survive their mother's attempts to have them killed (And yes, that record is one you have not been able to flush down the memory hole.) I have watched you reveal your true agenda when answering a question from a man you asked for a vote, and I watched you and your surrogates turn on this same man, a private citizen. A private citizen representative of so many whom you have asked for a vote. And all because you cannot be honest about the truth of your tax plan. This has not gone unnoticed.

Like you, I am lawyer by trade. Unlike you, I actually practice law and represent real people, including small business people. These people, like me, see right through your tax plan. They know that small businesses can and do make $250,000.00 annually. They know that increased taxes will reduce their ability and, more importantly their incentive to hire more people, so that those people can earn money of their own and support their own families. Mocking these people, the ones that actually make America work is not the smartest campaign strategy. And the more people realize that these taxes are going to hurt employers, the more people will realize that these tax increases will affect them in many ways, perhaps the most insidious being that these costs will be passed on to the consumer, who unlike you, Senator Government, cannot just print more whenever they need it.

We, the John Galts of America, see you for what you are. You know exactly what you are doing, and what effect it will have. Yet you continue to lie to us. What name is the Arabic version of "Janus"? Perhaps it is the name you should have chosen for your middle name. We will fight, until the bitter end, to expose you as the manure merchant you are, and as the clear and present danger you represent. We are more than you think, and too numerous for you to silence or intimidate. You arrogantly underestimate us, and our dedication to this country and way of life that rewards hard work and the advantageous use of the opportunities this country provides. You insult us, and expect us to stand by like the sheeple you spellbind with your confident and glittering generalities, while you scheme and plot to rob our children of their legacy and birthright. Keep lying, Barry. Keep going. You are going to a have a tough time giving away money when no one works to pay your taxes. But I think you know that. We John Galts do not question your patriotism. We know you do not have any. When given the opportunity to explain yourself, you have handily demonstrated that you have no understanding of this country or its heritage, and that is why you can barely keep your contempt for it concealed. Here's a news flash, Barry: We don't like you either. You are an arugula and brie munching ivory tower intellectual, who cynically trains the masses how to be aggressive and vocal professional malcontents, then retire to your posh home in the tony Chicago suburbs to meet in the living room of your unrepentant terrorist neighbors, who realized that they had to subvert the youth and the culture before you could install yourselves as the enlightened betters of the grubby masses, with all the power and perks that come along with the position. First you had to dumb down entire generations, change the dialogue by making people's feelings more important that the subjects discussed. Words were made taboo. Everyone had to be given a distinct individual and group identity that made their own interests less than that of the overarching national identity. Diversity had to trump merit and excellence. Mediocrity in a vertical mosaic supplanted excellence in a melting pot.

Yes, Barry. We know you for who you are. We recognize the seeds of division which have been carefully sewn for a few generations now, and we know that you still underestimate the determination of the real America, and not the ersatz, 70's era socialistic America you seem determined to foist upon us. And we are certain that you will not enjoy the crop you are positioning yourself to harvest. Enjoy the adoration that the media lavishes you with right now. They are a fickle lot, and not all of them will be silent when they realize what you have sold them. But then, that really will be the least of your worries.

Sincerely,

Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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DEMOCRATS NEED HELP


DEFINATELY Obama voters!


stolen borrowed, with thanks, from GUYK

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October 18, 2008

Question

An E-mail friend of mine sent me the following question that shows the disconnect of the average Liberal GFW, and I really would like to know the answer...how about it Karlo ?, Diane?, anyone?

One simple question:

"If you really believe that the U.S. is turning into a police state,
why do you want to deprive the people of the one tool that the
founding fathers provided for just that purpose, namely, resisting
tyranny?" (emp. mine- D)

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October 17, 2008

Subject:...... I Didn't Know That

Question: What is America's first line of missile
interceptor defense that protects the entire United States?

Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard.


Question: What is the ONLY National Guard unit on permanent active duty?

Answer: 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard


Question: Who is the Commander in Chief of the 49th Missile Defense Battalion of Alaska National Guard?

Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska

Question: What U.S. governor is routinely briefed on
highly classified military issues, homeland security, and counter terrorism?

Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska


Question: What U.S. governor has a higher classified security rating than either
candidate of the ...........Democrat Party?

Answer: Governor Sarah Palin, Alaska

According to the Washington Post, she first met with McCain in February, but nobody ever found out.

This is a woman used to keeping secrets.

She can be trusted with our National Security.

Because She ALREADY IS.

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