April 02, 2005
Code Blue
Dr. Boyle of Code Blue Blog has some interesting things to say about Terri Shiavo's last CT scan, done in 1996... Whats more, he is willing to put his money where his mouth is.
Just remember some of his points the next time some "emminent Neurologist" starts citing CT scans as if he could actually read them...
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Ideas 2005
I just got back to the Citidal after a full day of educational fun at the "Ideas 2005" sponsered by the Engineering Student Council of Purdue University.
The idea was to introduce engineering and science concepts to 4th and 5th graders to try to encourage an interest in the hard sciences among grade school children. The registration was to begin at 8:00 AM; and as I had slightly overslept, we didn't leave the Citidal untill almost 7:20, with 68 mile drive ahead of us. I ignored common sense and the speed limits, and we arrived at the registration area by 8:15, in spite of missing the first turn into Lafayette from l-65. The whole affair was run, led and instructed by Student Council members, and I would like to give them kudos for an enjoyable time.
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April 01, 2005
Prison vs Work...
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a
bit clearer.
alone.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle with
jackasses. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal ... ... . and you pay
for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior, with accolades.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior, with grief. IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a stupid security card and open all
the doors for yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with others who pee on the seat, and
throw tp all around the room, fancy and crazy like. (and some who leave crap
in the toilet) IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family or friends. IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
out and see people.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get away from people
and go to bars. IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK.... they are called sadistic managers.
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Afghan Women Smart!
Barbara Walters (20/20) did a story on gender roles:
In Kabul several years ago before the Afghanconflict. She highlighted how women objected to the custom of having
to walk about 5 paces behind their husbands. She returned to Kabul recently and observed that women still walked behind their husbands, walked even further back, and appeared pleased with the custom. Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghan women and asked, "Why do you now seem happy with this old custom that you tried so hard to change?" "Land mines." answered the Afghan woman.
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Legal Definitions
A guy runs a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman. Cop says, "License and registration, please."
Guy says, "What for?" Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Guy says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Guy says, "What's the difference?" Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. License and registration, PLEASE!" Guy says, "If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration." Cop says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the cop takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving goodness out of the guy and says, "Do you want me to stop OR JUST SLOW DOWN?Posted by: Delftsman3 at 08:56 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Science, what does it really know?
From New Scientist.com come 13 interesting anomolies that prove that science isn't really as all knowing as it presumes to be.
Think about it the next time you hear "most scientists agree" (which they really DON'T) that Global Warming is a fact and that it's caused mainly by human activities. They keep finding things that belie the "basic facts" of physics as we know it, yet they are "certain" that we have to commit economic suicide to prevent the destruction of the world as a habitable planet.....Oooookay....Posted by: Delftsman3 at 08:43 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Maxine says it all
I saw this cartoon in my E-mail and thought: "what a good response to Moonbat ravings..." So from now on, when I see a story that I find particularly "out there", I think I'll preface it with this cartoon:

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God Speed, Holy Father



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March 31, 2005
R.I.P. Terri Schiavo
As you have no doubt heard. Terri Schiavo has at last gone to that place beyond pain and into the loving arms of eternity.
I found it particularly disgusting that her "loving" "husband" didn't even allow her parents to be with her for her final moments on Earth. ThisIt was just one furthur indignity put upon them by what I consider to be a totally selfish and unfeeling man. They will forever mourn the loss of those last moments with their daughter. I sincerely hope that a COMPLETE autopsy will be done at the Fla. Medical Center. This is the final phase of this whole sordid affair, and I pray that it won't be tainted by a perfunctory autopsy at a second class facility. There are too many questions that can only be answered by a thorough, dispassionatly professional medical autopsy. And I hope the results will bring charges against the author of this travesty. A vain hope, I know, but a person can dream, can't he?
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No Comment....
Don't worry, Spank yourself happy!
I thought I'd heard every justification for a BD/SM lifestyle before..... Hey Mamamontezz, throw away that Zanax and bring me a paddle.....Posted by: Delftsman3 at 01:20 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Out of the mouths of babes...
I have written before about how I faal about the Ponzie scheme known as Social Security. I have gone through the data, compared it to what real life people have to do with their own finances, and have been excoriated by those on the "Progressive" Left as a scare-monger.
But the facts are, as is demonstrated by this 15 year old, the facts. He is a an example that there just yet may be some hope for the younger generation, if there are enough more like him. He cut right through the confusing charts and financial doublespeak to get to the heart of the matter, and found that the heart of Social Security should be on life support, if it is to survive for long. Really folks, it IS simple mathmatics...when outlay exceeds income, there is a state known as bankruptcy. SS isn't there yet, but it will be if measures aren't taken, and soon. You have to remember that there is about a ten year lag time between taking action and seeing results, so saying that "SS is solvent untill "_____" is a little disengenious. This young man understands it, why do so many so called adults have so much trouble?Posted by: Delftsman3 at 01:14 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
March 30, 2005
Somthing to Offend Everybody
On rereading my last post I realized that I intertwined two main thoughts that are interconnected into a near incomprhensible mish-mosh, but I just don't have the mental acuity to separate and expound/illuminate them right now.
I am sure it has ideas sure to anger a portion of people that don't care to see themselves referred to cowards of the worst sort, those that fool themselves into thinking they have taken a moral stand, when in reality they have no clue of what it takes to survive in the raw real world. I thought, why limit myself? Hence, here are some bits of humor that contain something assurred to offend almost everybody. It's the PC thing to do isn't it?Not fair to offend just one group;everyone must feel the same sense of rightious indignation! ******************************************************************* What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
> > Juan on Juan
> >
> > What is a Yankee?
> > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
> >
> > What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
> > The position of the dirt bag
> >
> > Why is divorce so expensive?
> > Because it's worth it.
> >
> > What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
> > Doughnuts?
> >
> > Why is air a lot like sex?
> > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
> >
> > What do you call a smart blonde?
> > A golden retriever.
> >
> > What do attorneys use for birth control?
> > Their personalities.
> >
> > What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
> > 45 lbs
> >
> > What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
> > 45 minutes
> >
> > What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
> > Through his chest with a sharp knife.
> >
> > Why do men want to marry virgins?
> > They can't stand criticism.
> >
> > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
> > and good-looking?
> > Because those men already have boyfriends.
> >
> > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
> >
> > What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
> > driving.
> >
> > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
> > Because they have cotton balls.
> >
> > What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
> > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
> >
> > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
> > "Are you sure it's mine?"
> >
> > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
> > Mace will do that to you.
> >
> > Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
> > Everyone has the same DNA.
> >
> > Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> > Breasts don't have eyes.
> >
> > Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
> > He walks around saying "Yo."
> >
> > Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only
> > on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
> > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
> >
> > Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> > A different bar.
> >
> > Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
> > They named him "Sum Ting Wong
> >
> > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
> > other?
> > A speech impediment.
> >
> > What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
> > half-mast?
> > They're hiring.
> >
> > What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
> > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
> > cage
> > along with... "a recipe".
> >
> > How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
> > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
> >
> > What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
> > fairytale?
> > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale
> > begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
> >
> > Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
> > No one's tall enough to go on the good rides I'm going back to bed to rest up for the onslaught of criticism.....
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TELL ME these men AREN'T heroes!
the battlefield is a place of stark terror and striving to survive just another hour....and many of our finest and bravest young men have paid terrible prices for doing what they perceive as their duty for their country. They are the "Rough Men" that ensure that we can sleep safe at night, I honor them all.
Many of the Kum-Ba-Ya crowd point to these heroes that have suffered grieviously as a reason to pull out of the battle, saying that they have paid too high a price, but what do many of those injured say? Although they bear lifelong loss and pain, many of them are actively working to try to regain their active duty positions with their units. They feel that the job isn't finished yet, and they still want to do their part. NOT just in desk jobs in a safe base here at home, but back on the battlefield with the same units that they were injured fighting alongside with. Should they wish to, they could retire with a disablity pension with no man to find fault with it, they have done their bit for God and Country, but rather than just fade into the humdrum of the rest of their lives, they want to rejoin their brothers-in-arms and continue the fight for what they believe in. I can only stand in awe of their dedication and their bravery, and strengthen my own resolve to support them in any manner I can. That includes showing up the Kum-Ba-Ya crowd for what it is, in large part; a group of cowards without the will and courage to fight for their home and their way of life. Yes, I know that some may honestly believe that war in any circumstance is wrong, and would rather bear the penalties imposed by society for their belief, and those people I can honor for the courage of their convictions, but by far the greater number are merely spoiled children that take it for granted that our way of life is as it is because "thats the right way", and are unwilling to take any personal risks in the defense of that way of life. They would reather be safe subjects rather than free citizens. And that attitude permeates every area of their so called political thought. They are the first to ask "what can the government do FOR me", "how can the government protect ME from that which I fear?" It all revolves around the "me". And since they feel that they can do little for themselves, they want the government to do it all for everyone. (because if I can't do it, how can anyone else?) They don't realize just how special we in America have it, and the reason we have our way of life is because brave men and women put their very lives on the line to maintain and defend that way of life. They bemoan the cost of liberty in lives and blood, but without people willing to pay that terrible price, liberty would not long endure. May the K-B-Y'ers never have to be put to the test, for they are too weak. Should the "rough Men" fail, the K-B-Y'ers will make excellantPosted by: Delftsman3 at 12:47 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
March 28, 2005
Lame Stream Media F's up ...again
My favorite nephew and blog-brother SlagleRock has a post on an issue that only an veteran or current military member can speak to, namely using the images of active members of the military in a story about something that most members would find distasteful at the least.
Harpers claims that the images are "decoration for the pages". Having your image portrayed in (even if only periphally) connection with something that is antithetical to everything you hold dear is NOT "decoration", it is an insult to every person so portrayed. Harpers should print an apology to every Marine in that "decoration".Posted by: Delftsman3 at 11:04 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Sorry for the lack of posting recently, but it's difficult to really get interested in much of anything when you're hacking a lung up, at tleast that's what it feels like I've been doing for the last couple of days.....
During a temporary respite, I came across this link at Rantings of a Bitter Man. All too often, the MSM media will cherry pick the surviving families of soldiers killed in Iraq to support their "quagmire-another Viet Nam" meme. This time, it was a truly inspirational story honoring the real sacrifice made by an outstanding member of the Military, and the justified pride his family had for the actions of their son. PFC Michael W. Franklin truly lived the maxim that "no greater love has a man than laying down your life for your fellow man". May he find his justly earned peace. Well, I feel another session of hacking coming on......hope the antibiotics do their magic soon! Hope top post something witty and interesting soon, please bear with me.Posted by: Delftsman3 at 08:39 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
March 25, 2005
Just Rambling...again
Posting will be light today, seems the evil Bronchitus Imp has found an abode to his liking within my lungs. It's not too severe as of yet, but I know from bitter experience just how quickly The B-I expands his domain and starts inviting his brothers Pneumonia and Pleurisy to take up residence with him if he isn't dealt with agressively from the start. So I intend to try to stay warm under multiple coverlets and drink hot tea and sleep as much as I can between coughing sessions. Hopefully my Doc will have gotten the message I left him and will write me a scrip for the meds I need to start the battle in earnest.
While I have a short respite, I thought I might point you to some alternate reading.... Mamamontezz has an interesting peek in a possible future scenerio leading from the Schiavo case. And not to be outdone by his Blog-mama, SlagleRock has his own little take on the matter.Looks like Lord Spatula and Acidman are having a little disagreement, a little spat, a tiff.....hell it looks like they want to go into all out war. They need to go to a quiet place and have a few beers and work it all out... A Hillbilly/Cracker and A fiery tempered Texas Cowboy.....an interesting matchup to say the least. Kim du Toit has a great picture to start the week-end period of Debauchery. Girl, Gun and Country, what more could one wish? If you ever wanted to know the Inner Dax Montana ? Read the interview. Just Damn!
And to disprove the DemoncRat meme that conservatives are in lock step with the GOP, here's a rant by my most Illustrious Emperor Darth Misha l See Wanda? when President Bush is correct, we support, when he's incorrect, we excoriate. The general rule with any politition is that he/she's a necessary evil, don't trust, and verify everything he/she says/does. I'm going to bed, call me in a ....
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March 24, 2005
A Serious Petition
Drink This had a link to a petition that should be of concern for all Americans.
Forget that Bill O'Reilly is the sponser, even an ass such as he can come up with a good idea once in a while. It is a mainstay of our system that the Citizens have the right to petition the government for the redress of grievences, and what is more grievous than the state of our border security these days? I don't know how effective this will be, but unless we can get a large number of petitioners, it won't be effective at all. It is every citizens responsibility to hold their government accountable for it's actions, or in this case, LACK of action. If you don't step up to your responsibility, don't blame the government, because Horatio, the fault lies within YOU.Posted by: Delftsman3 at 06:09 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Just Damn!
She says:"Honey, will you please scrape the ice off the car while I get ready for work?"
Hubby, being the kind hearted soul he is, says "Sure, Sweetheart" Then he gets outside and finds that she had looked out the window before making her (seemingly reasonable) request:
The poor sap, will he NEVER learn? H/T to Hawk for the pic.
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Link
Doc Rampage has a thought provoking post on the willingness of the MSM to air anything that may be embarrassing to the Republicans, wether there is any truth in the allegations an optional item.
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Real World definitions
How about some humorous definitions to bring a smile to your lips?
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire atone end and a fool at the other. 2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day
internationals are more popular than a five day test. 3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his
bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. 4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage 5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes
of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
"the minds of either". 6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present. 7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece. 8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power
is defeated by feminine water-power .. 9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage. 10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody
listens & everybody disagrees later on. 11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a
feeling you have never felt before. 12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. 13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous
home life. 15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open
their mouth. 16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more
than you actually do. 17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and
sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes. 19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. 20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to
be spoken of when dead. 21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a
way that you actually look forward to the trip. 22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river. 23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower
says in midway "See I am not injured yet." 24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter
in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY. 25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. 26. Father : A banker provided by nature. 27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that
he got caught. 28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late
when you are early. 29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after. 30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills
you with his bills. 31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such
mails...... Hat tip to Mamamontezz, thanks for cheering me up Honey!
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