DC Shooter Identified as a Doctor Who Was Angry About Black Mold in His Apartment, So He Shot Four People Instead of Hiring a Fucking Cleaner


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Dr. Matt Lambert, an emergency room doctor, had sued Metropole Condominium Association in March 2025, alleging that repairs to the building, which involved it being surrounded by scaffolding and drapes, led to mold festering in his home. "Two years of living in luxury (and the start of 6 months with no shower, dryer, HVAC, and cooking)," an X account linked to Lambert posted Wednesday, along with pictures showing renovations in the Logan Circle unit. Lambert, who lived on the seventh floor of 1515 15th St. NW, opened fire Thursday morning inside the ground-floor gym, killing at least one person. He then ran back up to his apartment and barricaded himself for nearly an hour before he killed himself. Emergency personnel are pictured working at the site of a shooting in Washington, DC, with police cruisers, fire trucks, and ambulances surrounding the area, with an overlay of an emergency response team standing on the roof deck of a building in Logan Circle. DC police said they were investigating a conflict with the homeowner's association as the reason behind the shooting, which left one dead and four others injured. Lambert filed his suit in March 2025, alleging that his home experienced "no significant water intrusion, mold, moldy smells, moisture accumulation, or related damage," prior to the remediation efforts overseen by the association. But, after the building was enveloped, his unit "experienced suspected water intrusion, mold, significant moisture accumulation, and/or related damage," the suit said. Lambert described himself as "a board-certified emergency physician with over two decades of clinical experience" and a medical tech executive on his personal website. "He has a deep understanding of health care regulations and their impact on technology adoption," the site says. He also said he split his time between the "mountains of West Virginia and the Logan Circle neighborhood of Washington, DC." I mean, it sucks-- but murder? He is wealthy enough to move. You might wonder where I'm getting the idea that he's a shitlib from. Well, from his picture: DC gym shooter ID'd as Dr. Matt Lambert - who went berserk at HOA over black mold in his $1.1M apartment https://t.co/4UEJXJBn5O https://t.co/fjJUzGRcNT — New York Post (@nypost) November 12, 2026 His bones are made of crystalized soy. Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:25 PM Comments (Jump to bottom of comments) 1 He determined the four random people responsible for mold in his unit. Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:27 PM (Fi81e) 2 Did the mold penetrate his brain? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 03:28 PM (lbtIB) 3 He had a complaint he wanted to bring up WITH THE WORLD!! Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:28 PM (Fi81e) 4 I thought the first guy he shot was the one he was arguing with? Then the others were maybe incidental as he made his way home? Posted by: illiniwek at November 12, 2026 03:28 PM (vbXSk) 5 Did the mold penetrate his brain? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 03:28 PM (lbtIB) --- CIA-engineered mold. Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:29 PM (Fi81e) 6 For mass shooting reasons... this one is on the less crazy side. Still crazy, but there was a concrete problem that he could point to. Now murdering people won't fix it, but that's the same with all the mass shooters. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 12, 2026 03:29 PM (N1DT3) 7 His hairline is in full retreat. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 03:29 PM (lbtIB) 8 Dude's a pig. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 03:29 PM (bFq8h) 9 Why's it always gotta be BLACK mold?! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 12, 2026 03:30 PM (kpS4V) 10 Well, I don't know I would say he's a lib from that photo. However, the fact that he lives in DC in Logan Circle neighborhood a much stronger indicator of his political leanings. Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 12, 2026 03:30 PM (P9Ea3) 11 He didn't like the wire hangers too much either. Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:30 PM (Fi81e) 12 Lambert, who lived on the seventh floor of 1515 15th St. NW, opened fire Thursday morning inside the ground-floor gym, killing at least one person. He then ran back up to his apartment and barricaded himself for nearly an hour before he killed himself. ------ He sure showed them. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 12, 2026 03:30 PM (7xqnr) 13 "I got a bone to pick with you people!" Posted by: spongeworthy at November 12, 2026 03:30 PM (sLLbN) 14 He looks like he's trying really hard not to shoot the photographer. Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 12, 2026 03:30 PM (9bpxs) 15 Why's it always gotta be BLACK mold?! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 12, 2026 03:30 PM (kpS4V) 'They outta call it WHITEjack!' Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 03:31 PM (lbtIB) 16 You might wonder where I'm getting the idea that he's a shitlib from. Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:25 PM Well, his picture and his other social media that make it clear he was all for the lockdowns and medicare for all. You know. Like most MAGA people. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 12, 2026 03:31 PM (N1DT3) 17 I guess when they made him they broke the mold Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 03:31 PM (ewaym) 18 Heck of an interior decorator, mold or no mold Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2026 03:31 PM (FroOw) 19 Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:28 PM (Fi81e) Norm Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 03:32 PM (ewaym) 20 He didn't break the mold. The mold broke him. Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:32 PM (Fi81e) 21 He didn't like the wire hangers too much either. Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:30 PM (Fi81e) Anyone else absolutely ecstatic that they came out with the rigid plastic clothes hangers rather than the nightmare that wire hangers used to be? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 03:32 PM (lbtIB) 22 You're missing some IMPORTANT context! Mass shooting at popular gay-owned VIDA Fitness in D.C. leaves one dead, suspect barricaded Owner David von Storch told The Advocate he was aware of the situation but was unavailable for comment. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 12, 2026 03:32 PM (36fAC) 23 His hairline is in full retreat. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 03:29 PM (lbtIB) Well, his hair-loss problem has ceased to be an annoyance. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 03:32 PM (eYxtx) 24 "Per NBC 4: The suspected shooter, who law enforcement just identified as Dr. Matt Lambert, targeted his first victim in the Vida gym on the east side of 15th Street NW, D.C. Councilmember Brooke Pinto told News4. “We believe the suspect walked into Vida to target somebody that he had been in active litigation with, over a condo issue,” Pinto said. “It’s just so sad and so senseless to kill someone over a dispute that should be worked out reasonably.” Posted by: illiniwek at November 12, 2026 03:32 PM (vbXSk) 25 "He also said he split his time between the 'mountains of West Virginia and the Logan Circle neighborhood of Washington, DC.'" How many liberals are in WV? 48 Hour Rule on this, my peeps Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/) 26 >> You might wonder where I'm getting the idea that he's a shitlib from. That’s a mouth that’s seen a few dicks. Enjoy hell. I hear the buffet is to die for. Posted by: That Guy at November 12, 2026 03:33 PM (OnLUs) 27 Everybody hates HOAs, yet people still move into them. Go figure. Posted by: gp at November 12, 2026 03:33 PM (Jr5Lq) 28 Dr. Matt Lambert ------ I believe his full name is Doctor Matt Fucking Lambert Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 03:34 PM (ewaym) 29 Well, I suppose we should be thankful he liked the crown molding. Posted by: That Guy at November 12, 2026 03:34 PM (OnLUs) 30 That was DEFINITELY not a penthouse where he barricaded himself. And started a fire, evidently. Posted by: GWB at November 12, 2026 03:34 PM (kU0PQ) 31 Wiki says he's a consultant, musician, author and other stuff but not, I don't think, actively practicing on ED patients. A lot of former stuff. I suppose he could blame the black mold or recent episode of ghey shigella and monkeypox if he'd lived. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2026 03:35 PM (hzuYO) 32 We have had plumbers here today for 6 hours. Lots of leaks and rotted wood found. Two years we and the bank have owned this house. It never occured to us to find the previous owners to shoot them because they knew the shit was happening. WTH is wrong with people? Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2026 03:35 PM (/QHx4) 33 Anyone else absolutely ecstatic that they came out with the rigid plastic clothes hangers rather than the nightmare that wire hangers used to be? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 03:32 PM (lbtIB) No. They are harder to sterilize in the autoclave. Posted by: Planned Parenthood at November 12, 2026 03:35 PM (eYxtx) 34 Yeah, I’m no expert. But when did Medicare for All become a MAGA issue? Maybe I missed that email. Posted by: That Guy at November 12, 2026 03:35 PM (OnLUs) 35 Random guy goes to the gym like every other day the past 2 years. Gets killed by an ER doctor enraged about black mold. That happens too often in our society. Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 12, 2026 03:36 PM (wGerL) 36 I agree with Va SoCon in post 10. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2026 03:36 PM (JrHfD) 37 So he was white but, as a high paid emergency room doctor, was he also chunky? If msm got just white and chunky correct, it may not be faulted for further omissions or inaccuracies. Posted by: L - No nic... at November 12, 2026 03:36 PM (NFX2v) 38 You'd think if he had that much mold he would've bern more of a fun guy... Posted by: muldoon at November 12, 2026 03:36 PM (qgHp7) 39 How many liberals are in WV? 48 Hour Rule on this, my peeps Posted by: Elric The Blade More than you would think. Parts of Eastern WV can be in DC in an hour and a half. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 03:36 PM (bFq8h) 40 Only shooting nutbars break from mo-old. Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:37 PM (Fi81e) 41 How many liberals are in WV? 48 Hour Rule on this, my peeps Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/) A lot more liberals in WV than conservatives in DC. After all, there's Morgantown, home of WV University, and Beckeley, which has some federal government operations. And remember, Klan Senator Byrd made sure a lot of federal government largesse made it to West Virginia. Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 12, 2026 03:37 PM (P9Ea3) 42 Another amazing part of this is how quickly we knew who he was. A black muslim and we would have to give the internet a colonoscopy to find out. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 03:37 PM (n5tGW) 43 Anyone else absolutely ecstatic that they came out with the rigid plastic clothes hangers rather than the nightmare that wire hangers used to be? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 03:32 PM (lbtIB) ____________ Joan Crawford should be happy. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2026 03:37 PM (RN1LT) 44 He didn't break the mold. The mold broke him. Posted by: Axeman --------- It was a spore subject with him. Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2026 03:37 PM (2bFN5) 45 His linked in had Fierce Health as employer Posted by: Euro at November 12, 2026 03:38 PM (6En8V) 46 We need more common sense mold control. Posted by: That Guy at November 12, 2026 03:38 PM (OnLUs) 47 Half of DC moved to WV during covid Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2026 03:38 PM (enNUy) 48 He didn't break the mold. The mold broke him. Posted by: Axeman --------- It was a spore subject with him. Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2026 03:37 PM (2bFN5) --- But he was a fun guy until the end. Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:38 PM (Fi81e) 49 He didn't break the mold. The mold broke him. Posted by: Axeman --------- It was a spore subject with him. Posted by: scampydog He was a fungi before the mold issue. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 03:38 PM (bFq8h) 50 Dr Giggles there should have called someone on Angies List - now his apartment is still a filthy mold-ridden trap and he's cooling his heels in the DC morgue. Posted by: Boswell at November 12, 2026 03:38 PM (V7158) 51 Any state can set up a universal health care system any time theu want to. Nothing stopping them. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2026 03:38 PM (RN1LT) 52 when did ER's become ED's? Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 12, 2026 03:38 PM (9bpxs) 53 We've got a mold-crazy family at my church. They claim that mold (that no one else can see) has invaded the church offices and is making them mucho mold sick. I am trying hard not to pray for Jesus to lead them somewhere else. Posted by: Martin Tell at November 12, 2026 03:39 PM (1W5JW) 54 Whoa Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 03:39 PM (bFq8h) 55 The upside of this is there's one less insane liberal to donate or vote for Democrats. Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at November 12, 2026 03:39 PM (Q/FnY) 56 May the victims Be Blessed with Health & Healing. May the murdered man's family Be Comforted. And may our First Responders Find the Strength to get up in the morning and do it again. Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 12, 2026 03:39 PM (3ZUWJ) 57 41 How many liberals are in WV? 48 Hour Rule on this, my peeps Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/) That's right. I also forgot to mention that the MARC commuter rail (to/from Maryland and DC) has 3 stations in West Virginia. Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 12, 2026 03:40 PM (P9Ea3) 58 I told ya he was on drugs. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at November 12, 2026 03:40 PM (OZ//v) 59 All people who are batshit crazy will blame mold. Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2026 03:40 PM (/QHx4) 60 ER doc? I expected to find that he was a gender transition dick-lopper doc. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2026 03:40 PM (y9nCu) 61 The upside of this is there's one less insane liberal to donate or vote for Democrats. Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at November 12, 2026 03:39 PM (Q/FnY) Well, now he will vote Democrat until the heat death of the Universe. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 03:41 PM (eYxtx) 62 when did ER's become ED's? Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 12, 2026 03:38 PM (9bpxs) --- I think when it became cool to borrow hospital references. ED = Emergency Department. Outsiders go to the "Emergency Room", to people employed by the hospital, it's the department. Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:41 PM (Fi81e) 63 He was a fungi before the mold issue. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 03:38 PM (bFq8h) I guess he's not a furry Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 03:41 PM (ewaym) 64 Logan Circle and Dupont Circle is the DC home of the white gays. Not saying this guy was one, but for anyone to pick a fight over this issue and go about it the way he did (vs fixing it himself or moving)...and then to decide to shoot someone over it. Well, let's say if there was a woman in his life, she'd have called the damn repairman (having done that once or twice myself after hearing enough cussing and ranting)... Posted by: Nova Local at November 12, 2026 03:41 PM (Gb7+b) 65 Isn't it obvious what happened? The black mold got into this body and then his brain and drove him batshit! Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/) 66 My neighbor's mushroom spores are spread all across our yard and you don't see me sniping him. Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 03:41 PM (MWfyi) 67 In other news, SOW Hegseth just awarded Joint Service Comendation Medal to soldier who rebuked his (Hegseth's) "entourage" for laughing after yesterday's ceremony at the Tomb of the Unknown. Good move by SOW. Posted by: Martin Tell at November 12, 2026 03:42 PM (1W5JW) 68 He didn't break the mold. The mold broke him. Posted by: Axeman --------- It was a spore subject with him. Posted by: scampydog He was a fungi before the mold issue. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Oy Vey! The mold jokes are going to mushroom all over this thread. Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 12, 2026 03:42 PM (3ZUWJ) 69 I saw Black Mould open for The Who at Wembley Stadium back in '79.... Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 12, 2026 03:42 PM (9bpxs) 70 All people who are batshit crazy will blame mold. Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2026 03:40 PM (/QHx4) __________ AWFLs become mold-obsessed. Wacko lesbians have something else to fall victims to. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 12, 2026 03:42 PM (RN1LT) 71 Ascending armor class?! I'm going to let EVERYONE know what time it is. Posted by: Nerd Rage at November 12, 2026 03:42 PM (RQr0G) 72 The black mold got into this body and then his brain and drove him batshit! Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/) It's egregious outrageous preposterous Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 03:42 PM (ewaym) 73 AI says, in part, Most of Dr. Lambert's recent and executive career was spent in the private, for-profit healthcare sector. In March 2026, he was appointed Chief Medical Officer and Head of Product Strategy for Advantmed, a private, for-profit health information management and risk-adjustment company. He previously served as Chief Medical Officer at Curation Health, a for-profit clinical decision-support company that was later acquired by Reveleer. His background included executive and medical informatics roles at for-profit entities such as HealthNXt (a Tech Mahindra company), The HCI Group, Socially Determined, and Clinovations (which was acquired by the Advisory Board Company and later Optum). He also founded his own emergency medicine staffing and consulting firm, MLEM. But earlier in his career, Dr. Lambert did hold leadership and clinical positions within public and nonprofit healthcare institutions. Ha. Posted by: L - No nic... at November 12, 2026 03:42 PM (NFX2v) 74 that was one pissed of gay man Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 12, 2026 03:43 PM (qBivk) 75 I believe his full name is Doctor Matt Fucking Lambert He went to the DOCTOR JILL BIDEN MEDICAL SCHOOL, you say? Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2026 03:43 PM (2ocoG) 76 My neighbor's mushroom spores are spread all across our yard and you don't see me sniping him. Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 03:41 PM (MWfyi) --- But I definitely could understand if you did! Posted by: Zombie Doc at November 12, 2026 03:43 PM (Fi81e) 77 75 comments in, and nobody has blamed the real culprits... the Jews? Do better... Be better... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2026 03:44 PM (k5CNB) 78 Probably gay, trans, furry, all of the above? Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 03:44 PM (MWfyi) 79 What I find funny about all this mold hysteria is -- have none of these people ever been in the woods? Humans evolved in forests and outdoors, and the outdoors is fucking covered in mold. It is everywhere. go to a forest in Spring and you can smell it. Yet they think it has some special power when it is in the bathroom instead of in the rotten leaves on the ground. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at November 12, 2026 03:44 PM (OZ//v) 80 I thought of the abortion jokes as I wrote the comment, but pressed on. That is how much I hate wire hangers. They were a menace that did not do what hangars are FOR. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 03:44 PM (lbtIB) 81 Leftists don't take care of issues themselves, Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2026 03:44 PM (Ia/+0) 82 It's egregious outrageous preposterous Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 03:42 PM (ewaym) Jackie Chiles just wants to know who turned his client into a freak! Posted by: Boswell at November 12, 2026 03:44 PM (V7158) 83 He didn't break the mold. The mold broke him. Posted by: Axeman --------- It was a spore subject with him. Posted by: scampydog He was a fungi before the mold issue. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Oy Vey! The mold jokes are going to mushroom all over this thread. Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 12, 2026 03:42 PM (3ZUWJ) --- I think you're neglecting the morel of this story. Posted by: Zombie Doc at November 12, 2026 03:44 PM (Fi81e) 84 ACE nails it. This Doc was whining when Trump tried to dismantle Obamacare in his first term: Health care criticism (2017). In October 2017, Lambert criticized executive actions affecting the Affordable Care Act exchanges, writing that the health care system was "now Trumpcare" and warning that changes to market competition would "help the healthy and hurt the sick". Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2026 03:45 PM (dIske) 85 35 Random guy goes to the gym like every other day the past 2 years. Gets killed by an ER doctor enraged about black mold. That happens too often in our society. Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 12, 2026 03:36 PM (wGerL) Not random - he was the targeted victim of the doc...and yes, dude on dude, so gayness has to still be in the running... Posted by: Nova Local at November 12, 2026 03:45 PM (Gb7+b) 86 75 comments in, and nobody has blamed the real culprits... the Jews? Do better... Be better... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2026 03:44 PM (k5CNB) We figured we'd leave it to the Resident Anti-semite. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 03:45 PM (lbtIB) 87 47 Half of DC moved to WV during covid Posted by: NCKate That it did and tgey still make outstanding Locality Pay! Posted by: L - No nic... at November 12, 2026 03:45 PM (NFX2v) 88 Bob Mould > Black Mold Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 03:45 PM (k1S9h) 89 that was one pissed of gay man Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 12, 2026 03:43 PM (qBivk) --- I hear pettiness is a trait. Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:46 PM (Fi81e) 90 Humans evolved in forests and outdoors, and the outdoors is fucking covered in mold. It is everywhere. go to a forest in Spring and you can smell it. Yet they think it has some special power when it is in the bathroom instead of in the rotten leaves on the ground. It gets much more concentrated in the air indoors to where it's a serious health risk. Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2026 03:46 PM (2ocoG) 91 Inconsiderate prick. The next tenant will still have to deal with the black mold AND the blood splatter on the walls and carpet. Posted by: muldoon at November 12, 2026 03:46 PM (qgHp7) 92 Last year, we found a giant puffball in our forest backyard. Sucker was a big as a basketball. And delicious. Maybe doc should have tried eating the pesky fungi. Posted by: Martin Tell at November 12, 2026 03:46 PM (1W5JW) 93 He was an ER doctor? Ugh. Check his patients' survival rate VS the other ER docs. I'll bet he's at the bottom of that list if he's that much of an emotionally incontinent flake. Also check the drug supply he had access to. There's a good chance there a fair amount of mysterious discrepancies Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2026 03:46 PM (YSUhf) 94 He didn't break the mold. The mold broke him. Posted by: Axeman --------- It was a spore subject with him. Posted by: scampydog He was a fungi before the mold issue. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Oy Vey! The mold jokes are going to mushroom all over this thread. Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 12, 2026 03:42 PM (3ZUWJ) --- I think you're neglecting the morel of this story. Posted by: Zombie Doc That's a crimini. Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2026 03:47 PM (lJ0H4) 95 Random guy goes to the gym like every other day the past 2 years. Gets killed by an ER doctor enraged about black mold. That happens too often in our society. Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 12, 2026 03:36 PM (wGerL) --- It's probably how the women were dressed. Posted by: Shane McGillis at November 12, 2026 03:47 PM (Fi81e) 96 I always liked 'emotional incontinence' as a turn of phrase. So descriptive and evocative. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 03:47 PM (lbtIB) 97 An illegal alien who is somehow back in our country and driving despite four prior deportations put an Utah man in critical condition in a hit-and-run. Another doctor/engineer that was affected by the mold. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 03:47 PM (n5tGW) 98 Maybe he ate a mushroom growing in the shower. Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 03:48 PM (MWfyi) 99 >>It gets much more concentrated in the air indoors to where it's a serious health risk. That's why I let the Radon kill it for me. Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 03:48 PM (k1S9h) 100 Maybe he ate a mushroom growing in the shower. Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 03:48 PM (MWfyi) Or a flower in the attic. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 03:48 PM (lbtIB) 101 comments in, and nobody has blamed the real culprits... the Jews? Do better... Be better... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 12, 2026 03:44 PM (k5CNB) Well, mushrooms are kosher, so it's obviously teh Joos. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2026 03:48 PM (y9nCu) 102 "DC Shooter Identified as a Doctor Who Was Angry About Black Mold in His Apartment" Another badly written episode by Russell T Davies. Posted by: Eric at November 12, 2026 03:48 PM (6VHHP) 103 Looks like Jensen had a 3rd mistress, who also worked for him. Posted by: beckster at November 12, 2026 03:49 PM (kX27y) 104 I'm apparently in the minority on this but Asian women, with the exception of filipino women born to GI dads, are 100% meh to me. Yes, I've seen the "hot" ones too. And this applies EXSPESHULLY to Chinese. Posted by: Geo Coatanza 2 at November 12, 2026 03:49 PM (hyQrc) 105 You can get rid of mold with a bleach solution.. Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2026 03:49 PM (+gK6I) 106 That's why I let the Radon kill it for me. Posted by: garrett Is that why black mold is so prevalent these days? Too much radon remediation? Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 12, 2026 03:49 PM (vJrRc) 107 I hear he planned to vacation in plaster of Paris. Because you sometimes use molds with it. Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 03:49 PM (ewaym) 108 An illegal alien who is somehow back in our country and driving despite four prior deportations put an Utah man in critical condition in a hit-and-run. I saw that a group of people in Germany were struck by a car. The media does know everyone mocks them when they cover for Allahu Ack-cars, right? Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2026 03:49 PM (2ocoG) 109 He killed people because of mold? And I thought my wife was a neat freak. Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2026 03:49 PM (2UnvF) 110 Get ready for this one: Do Iditarod contestants practice in mush rooms? Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:50 PM (Fi81e) 111 Looks like Jensen had a 3rd mistress, who also worked for him. Posted by: beckster at November 12, 2026 03:49 PM (kX27y) Man, he and Musk do have a lot in common. Although he was grazing on the company farm. Low effort. High risk. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 03:50 PM (lbtIB) 112 They were a menace that did not do what hangars are FOR. Posted by: Aetius451AD ----------- Their main purpose in life was to hold the shirt in shape out of the dry cleaner. They did that job very well. Tokyo had a bitch of a time with wire hangers, as the crows would steal them off lines and use them to make nests... on the power poles and pylons. Not a problem now as no one uses them anymore. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at November 12, 2026 03:50 PM (OZ//v) 113 You can get rid of mold with a bleach solution.. Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2026 03:49 PM (+gK6I) You know what else you can get rid of with a solution? Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 03:50 PM (ewaym) 114 103 Looks like Jensen had a 3rd mistress, who also worked for him. Posted by: beckster at November 12, 2026 03:49 PM (kX27y) NVdia's female employees, all 7 of them, will be filing civil hostile work environment lawsuits before the days' end...and they'll win. Damn, male slut as a CEO... Posted by: Nova Local at November 12, 2026 03:51 PM (Gb7+b) 115 AND YOU ASLO DIDN'T FOLD YOUR LAUNDRY!!! BLAM BLAM BLAM Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 12, 2026 03:51 PM (2UnvF) 116 Looks like Jensen had a 3rd mistress, who also worked for him. Posted by: beckster Not a peep from the wife yet. Consulting with her attorneys? Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2026 03:51 PM (lJ0H4) 117 Man, he and Musk do have a lot in common. Although he was grazing on the company farm. Low effort. High risk. Elon's girls were all better looking than the Panda Express 4 that kicked off this story. Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2026 03:51 PM (2ocoG) 118 It gets much more concentrated in the air indoors to where it's a serious health risk. That's why I let the Radon kill it for me. Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 03:48 PM (k1S9h) Hose it down with alar. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2026 03:52 PM (y9nCu) 119 You know what else you can get rid of with a solution? Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 03:50 PM (ewaym) --- Do tell? Posted by: Wife With Fish Tank Cleaner at November 12, 2026 03:52 PM (Fi81e) 120 >>Not a peep from the wife yet. Smart. Keep your mouth shut until the divorce is final and the checks are cashed. Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 03:52 PM (k1S9h) 121 117 Man, he and Musk do have a lot in common. Although he was grazing on the company farm. Low effort. High risk. Elon's girls were all better looking than the Panda Express 4 that kicked off this story. Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2026 03:51 PM (2ocoG) ________________________ We're going to need more company ink. Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2026 03:52 PM (dIske) 122 88 Bob Mould > Black Mold Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 03:45 PM (k1S9h) Panama City Motel > DC Luxury Apartment Posted by: File Under Easy Listening at November 12, 2026 03:52 PM (RQr0G) 123 Not a peep from the wife yet. Consulting with her attorneys? Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2026 03:51 PM (lJ0H4) Maybe she OD'd on the scratch and sniff yacht catalog. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 03:52 PM (eYxtx) 124 Not a peep from the wife yet. Consulting with her attorneys? Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2026 03:51 PM (lJ0H4) Probably to double-check the nuances in the pre-nup. Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 12, 2026 03:53 PM (P9Ea3) 125 Why these people don't think to cap themselves first, then see if that doesn't solve the problem move on to step 2 Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2026 03:53 PM (Ia/+0) 126 I like the look of Filipino women. Not really Asian though, as the islands are named after King Phillip II of Spain, so a lot of Spanish genes there. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 03:53 PM (n5tGW) 127 Odds this guy railed key off some fratbro's dick? Better than 50%, I'd say Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/) 128 >>Panama City Motel > DC Luxury Apartment This guy knows. Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 03:53 PM (k1S9h) 129 Mold happens just like shit. Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2026 03:53 PM (/QHx4) 130 Breaking News: The existance of a third mistress is now being reported in the Jensen Huang saga. So far, the rumours of his directing a relocation of Nvidia headquarters to Utah are being dismissed as inaccurate. Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at November 12, 2026 03:53 PM (0sNs1) 131 Looks like Jensen had a 3rd mistress, who also worked for him. Posted by: beckster at November 12, 2026 03:49 PM (kX27y) --- Have the all spoken up, or are there more Jensen speakers? Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:54 PM (Fi81e) 132 >>Jensen speakers? Blue or Brown Label, though? Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2026 03:54 PM (k1S9h) 133 “ As for any fabric that is spoiled with a defiling mold—any woolen or linen clothing, any woven or knitted material of linen or wool, any leather or anything made of leather— if the affected area in the fabric, the leather, the woven or knitted material, or any leather article, is greenish or reddish, it is a defiling mold and must be shown to the priest.” Leviticus 13:47-59 Always consult the Bible first. Always. Posted by: Marcus T at November 12, 2026 03:54 PM (R2R5H) 134 Have the media labeled him as a right-wing extremist yet? After all, he is white. Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at November 12, 2026 03:54 PM (OlzlW) 135 Fake news. DC has strict gun control so this cannot happen. Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2026 03:55 PM (8LB/R) 136 Probably to double-check the nuances in the pre-nup. Posted by: Virginia SoCon I read somewhere that there was no prenup. Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2026 03:55 PM (lJ0H4) 137 You know what else you can get rid of with a solution? Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 03:50 PM Not the precipitate. Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 12, 2026 03:55 PM (0sNs1) 138 And an OT story about a courageous woman who saved a man from drowning. Scroll to bottom for video: https://tinyurl.com/3vce27xy And I'm going back to a cup of tea and the exciting world of Patrick O'Brian and "Master and Commander" which I had not read for many years. . Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2026 03:55 PM (JrHfD) 139 77 75 comments in, and nobody has blamed the real culprits... the Jews? Do better... Be better... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Somewhere there's a grant! Posted by: Free, free jackasses at November 12, 2026 03:56 PM (NFX2v) 140 Jensen must have a big dick. Oh, sorry he had a huge bank account. Are the rich guys so stupid they think it is their dicks are what the women want? Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2026 03:56 PM (/QHx4) 141 I like the look of Filipino women. Not really Asian though, as the islands are named after King Phillip II of Spain, so a lot of Spanish genes there. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 03:53 PM (n5tGW) Which is probably why Filipino women have a reputation of being particularly stabby. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2026 03:56 PM (y9nCu) 142 I like the look of Filipino women. Not really Asian though, as the islands are named after King Phillip II of Spain, so a lot of Spanish genes there. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 03:53 PM (n5tGW) ___ They can look like almost any race. I dated more than my share, as they are plentiful in NYC. Some look very asian, almost chinese. Others look latina or even white. Often, it's in the same family! They also generally have nice racks. So there's that too .... Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/) 143 It started with the black mold. But then they told him he'd have to throw away his trash! That trash was still useful! Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 03:57 PM (Fi81e) 144 94 He didn't break the mold. The mold broke him. Posted by: Axeman --------- It was a spore subject with him. Posted by: scampydog He was a fungi before the mold issue. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Oy Vey! The mold jokes are going to mushroom all over this thread. Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 12, 2026 03:42 PM (3ZUWJ) --- I think you're neglecting the morel of this story. Posted by: Zombie Doc That's a crimini. Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2026 03:47 PM (lJ0H4), Clearly the doc was not one to be truffled with. Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 12, 2026 03:57 PM (PFXY+) 145 So…this doc will only treat healthy people? Or did at one time? Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2026 03:57 PM (8LB/R) 146 We need common sense libtard control. Posted by: Fuck This Shit at November 12, 2026 03:58 PM (j/uCq) 147 So far, the rumours of his directing a relocation of Nvidia headquarters to Utah are being dismissed as inaccurate. Riyadh or Dubai would be more apt. As far as I'm aware the LDS church banned polygamy a long time ago. Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2026 03:58 PM (2ocoG) 148 Are the rich guys so stupid they think it is their dicks are what the women want? Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2026 03:56 PM (/QHx4) They don't consider what the woman wants Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 03:58 PM (ewaym) 149 Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 @Bubblebathgirl Ilhan Omar blatantly lied Thursday when she posted that “Trump is kicking 6.3 million MORE Americans off SNAP.” That’s not what’s happening. The USDA published a proposed rule on Tuesday to stop states from automatically giving SNAP to households that receive certain TANF benefits even when their income exceeds the normal limit. TANF is the temporary federal welfare program for low-income families with children. USDA estimates the change could affect about 6.3 million people years from now if it ever becomes final. It is still only a proposal. Nobody has been removed under it. Omar frames this as Trump yanking benefits from Americans. What she’s really defending is the looser rules that let people who don’t qualify keep receiving food stamps. The Big Beautiful Bill already tightened SNAP so illegal immigrants and others who don’t qualify couldn’t keep abusing the system. Omar wants those loopholes reopened. The point of SNAP is to help people who actually need it, not to keep handing it out to households that can already provide for themselves. It’s always the same with Omar. Posted by: beckster at November 12, 2026 03:58 PM (kX27y) 150 A Filipino once told me that they are the Mexicans of Asia. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 03:58 PM (n5tGW) 151 Yes, I've seen the "hot" ones too. And this applies EXSPESHULLY to Chinese. Posted by: Geo Coatanza 2 at November 12, 2026 03:49 PM (hyQrc) This may make me a pig, but it is remarkable how having a giant set of knockers bypass most reservations i have about race and desirability. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 03:58 PM (lbtIB) 152 Can't wait to find out how much Test the dude just started himself on... Posted by: Inogame at November 12, 2026 03:58 PM (53oGX) 153 "He shot up the gym because he thought its ventilation might be giving him mold." Well, did the mold stop after he shot them? Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 12, 2026 03:59 PM (GMWTj) 154 Are the rich guys so stupid they think it is their dicks are what the women want? They're getting their dicks wet, there is no consideration beyond that. Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2026 03:59 PM (2ocoG) 155 142 I like the look of Filipino women. Not really Asian though, as the islands are named after King Phillip II of Spain, so a lot of Spanish genes there. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 03:53 PM (n5tGW) ___ They can look like almost any race. I dated more than my share, as they are plentiful in NYC. Some look very asian, almost chinese. Others look latina or even white. Often, it's in the same family! They also generally have nice racks. So there's that too .... Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 03:56 PM (iFTx/) YMMV, but women from that part of the world do nothing for me whatsoever. Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2026 03:59 PM (8LB/R) 156 Mice and mold? 😱 Dr. Matt Lambert: A Leader in Healthcare Innovation Beyond his professional pursuits, Dr. Lambert is a published author, musician, and a dedicated philanthropist. He has volunteered his medical expertise in underserved communities, including Kenya, Belize, and Haiti. Dr. Lambert splits his time between the mountains of West Virginia and the Logan Circle neighborhood of Washington, DC. ☠️ Posted by: L - No nic... at November 12, 2026 03:59 PM (NFX2v) 157 Can't we just get back to the Ole Miss girls doing the chimp act and all the butthurt it caused? Posted by: M. Gaga at November 12, 2026 04:00 PM (3p/KU) 158 He didn't break the mold. The mold broke him. Posted by: Axeman --------- It was a spore subject with him. Posted by: scampydog He was a fungi before the mold issue. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Oy Vey! The mold jokes are going to mushroom all over this thread. Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . --- I think you're neglecting the morel of this story. Posted by: Zombie Doc That's a crimini. Posted by: Tuna Oh you guys! Cute as a button, the lot of you ... Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 12, 2026 04:00 PM (3ZUWJ) 159 How many liberals are in WV? 48 Hour Rule on this, my peeps Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 03:32 PM (iFTx/) ---- Lots of them. They have their bugout cabin in WV but still have contempt for the locals. I've heard shit at parties. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 12, 2026 04:00 PM (kpS4V) 160 Probably to double-check the nuances in the pre-nup. Posted by: Virginia SoCon I read somewhere that there was no prenup. Posted by: Tuna at November 12, 2026 03:55 PM (lJ0H4) Heh. One of the funnier Bloom County comic strips was with Bill Gates and what would be his first wife. "Bill, say those three words that drives me into a sexual frenzy." "No Prenup...." tackles Bill like an NFL linebacker Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2026 04:00 PM (y9nCu) 161 He may have been depressed. His psychiatrist reported that he often stated he was feeling bleu. Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 04:00 PM (ewaym) 162 To be fair, none of those people cleaned up his mold. Posted by: chicagovota at November 12, 2026 04:01 PM (xTgJI) 163 Trump had absolutely no policy for dealing with mold infestations in Logan Circle condos. Complete failure. Impeach. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 12, 2026 04:01 PM (PB58D) 164 Breaking News: The existance of a third mistress is now being reported in the Jensen Huang saga. ==== CHicoms were well informed about Huang's weaknesses! Posted by: runner at November 12, 2026 04:01 PM (AKptf) 165 Oh you guys! Cute as a button, the lot of you ... Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 12, 2026 04:00 PM (3ZUWJ) Doc Lambert was portabelligerent. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 04:01 PM (eYxtx) 166 Guy was a Dem political hack. Healthcare. He wrote a roman a clef about escaping DC during Trump 1.0 and going to Belize. It's on amazon. "Independence Girl" Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 12, 2026 04:02 PM (0bjKf) 167 Or let's get off this and get back to the intense navel-gazing it takes to prep for doing a 90 minute YouTube podcast on the Nathan Fielder film starring him and Elizabeth Holmes. That field is getting pretty crowded but all the shitlibs still want to offer more insight. Posted by: M. Gaga at November 12, 2026 04:02 PM (3p/KU) 168 Oh you guys! Cute as a button, the lot of you ... Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 12, 2026 04:00 PM (3ZUWJ) Doc Lambert was portabelligerent. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 04:01 PM (eYxtx) --- Portabellicose? Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 04:02 PM (Fi81e) 169 Okaloosa County Florida tourism officials are ecstatic right now as the first divers on the scene where the SS United States was sunk yesterday confirmed with pictures a couple of hours ago that the ship settled on its keel as was the hope, as opposed to resting on its side. Posted by: one hour sober at November 12, 2026 04:03 PM (J4Dwc) 170 Guy was a Dem political hack. Healthcare. He wrote a roman a clef about escaping DC during Trump 1.0 and going to Belize. It's on amazon. "Independence Girl" Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 12, 2026 04:02 PM (0bjKf) --- But was his family MAGA? Posted by: New Standards at November 12, 2026 04:03 PM (Fi81e) 171 Portabellicose? Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 04:02 PM (Fi81 +1 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 04:03 PM (eYxtx) 172 Anyone else absolutely ecstatic that they came out with the rigid plastic clothes hangers rather than the nightmare that wire hangers used to be? For hanging clothes on, yes. As an easy source of stiff but bendable wire for small projects, no. I hoard every wire hanger I can find. Posted by: Oddbob at November 12, 2026 04:04 PM (vTZFs) 173 Posted by: M. Gaga at November 12, 2026 04:02 PM (3p/KU) I dunno, I kind of find thinking about big tits to be preferable to watching the inevitable decline into civil war. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 04:04 PM (lbtIB) 174 He didn't break the mold. The mold broke him. Posted by: Axeman --------- It was a spore subject with him. Posted by: scampydog He was a fungi before the mold issue. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Oy Vey! The mold jokes are going to mushroom all over this thread. Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . --- I think you're neglecting the morel of this story. Posted by: Zombie Doc That's a crimini. Posted by: Tuna Oh you guys! Cute as a button, the lot of you ... Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic --------- He really did make a mountain out of a mildew. Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2026 04:05 PM (2bFN5) 175 Health care criticism (2017). In October 2017, Lambert criticized executive actions affecting the Affordable Care Act exchanges, writing that the health care system was "now Trumpcare" and warning that changes to market competition would "help the healthy and hurt the sick". Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2026 03:45 PM (dIske) Um…Health care is for the healthy. Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2026 04:05 PM (8LB/R) 176 I was particularly pleased when they came out with plastic hangers. Posted by: Joan Crawford at November 12, 2026 04:05 PM (ewaym) 177 We could always move into dromedary digits. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 04:05 PM (n5tGW) 178 Doc Lambert was portabelligerent. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon --- Portabellicose? Posted by: Axeman sustained golf clap Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 12, 2026 04:05 PM (3ZUWJ) 179 For hanging clothes on, yes. As an easy source of stiff but bendable wire for small projects, no. I hoard every wire hanger I can find. Posted by: Oddbob at November 12, 2026 04:04 PM (vTZFs) --- A fair assessment. Wire hangers were a ready source of low-gauge wire. They're just not as good as modern hangers. Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 04:06 PM (Fi81e) 180 We could always move into dromedary digits. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 04:05 PM (n5tGW) Lol. Someone did mention Gyms. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 04:06 PM (lbtIB) 181 Beyond his professional pursuits, Dr. Lambert is a published author, musician, and a dedicated philanthropist. No mention of his fondness for pew-pew? That seems like a glaring omission. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 12, 2026 04:07 PM (6rDqw) 182 AOC says there are so many criminals in this Admiration it's hard to know where to start but there will be many hearings and subpoenas.... So... Affordability ! Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2026 04:07 PM (+gK6I) 183 >>>Angry About Black Mold in His Apartment Ahem. African American Mold Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2026 04:07 PM (RDiUV) 184 OK, has anyone not had an affair with Jensen Huang? Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2026 04:07 PM (RIvkX) 185 Doctor living in Logan Circle? Insert Ken Jeong meme gif here. Posted by: blaster at November 12, 2026 04:07 PM (xhfG9) 186 The mold broke him. Posted by: Axeman --------- It was a spore subject with him. Posted by: scampydog He was a fungi before the mold issue. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Oy Vey! The mold jokes are going to mushroom all over this thread. Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . --- I think you're neglecting the morel of this story. Posted by: Zombie Doc That's a crimini. Posted by: Tuna Oh you guys! Cute as a button, the lot of you ... Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic --------- He really did make a mountain out of a mildew. Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2026 04:05 PM (2bFN5) --- Dank you. Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 04:07 PM (Fi81e) 187 I dunno, I kind of find thinking about big tits to be preferable to watching the inevitable decline into civil war. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone Reminds me, buy more a ** o ... Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 12, 2026 04:08 PM (3ZUWJ) 188 They're just not as good as modern hangers. Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 04:06 PM (Fi81e) Best hangers, bar none, are wood, the kind with the dowel crossbar. I have had plastic hangers collapse under the weight of a heavy coat, or leather jacket. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 04:08 PM (eYxtx) 189 The point of SNAP is to help people who actually need it, not to keep handing it out to households that can already provide for themselves. It’s always the same with Omar. Posted by: beckster at November 12, 2026 03:58 PM (kX27y) SNAP should be gone and replaced with food banks, and politicians who want things like SNAP so badly should just be forced to work in one. Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2026 04:09 PM (8LB/R) 190 Best hangers, bar none, are wood, the kind with the dowel crossbar. I have had plastic hangers collapse under the weight of a heavy coat, or leather jacket. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 04:08 PM ==== And useful for the Burning Times. Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2026 04:09 PM (RIvkX) 191 AOC says there are so many criminals in this Admiration it's hard to know where to start but there will be many hearings and subpoenas.... So... Affordability ! Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2026 04:07 PM (+gK6I) --- Didn't they drop that ruse already? But, this is why Trump and Blanche reminded them they weren't a law investigation entity. That's an executive function. Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 04:10 PM (Fi81e) 192 Best hangers, bar none, are wood, the kind with the dowel crossbar. I have had plastic hangers collapse under the weight of a heavy coat, or leather jacket. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 04:08 PM (eYxtx) Truth. I save the wire for lighter items and use wood for heavier ones. Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2026 04:10 PM (8LB/R) 193 OK, has anyone not had an affair with Jensen Huang? Posted by: San Franpsycho =================== I'm sorry I missed that thread, because I wanted to say something about how we must repeal the 19th Amendment since women have no self-control and no judgment and lose their heads in pursuit of trivial pleasures and even jeopardize entire systems of security at times. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2026 04:10 PM (XJ22o) 194 Best hangers, bar none, are wood, the kind with the dowel crossbar. I have had plastic hangers collapse under the weight of a heavy coat, or leather jacket. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ------ I use three heavy ones for jackets. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at November 12, 2026 04:10 PM (OZ//v) 195 I suspect this doctor only used pure sandalwood hangers from LL Bean. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 04:11 PM (n5tGW) 196 SNAP should be gone and replaced with food banks, and politicians who want things like SNAP so badly should just be forced to work in one. Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2026 04:09 PM (8LB/R) Food Banks are breeding grounds for mold you sonuva bitch!!!! Posted by: Zombie Matt Lambert at November 12, 2026 04:11 PM (wGerL) 197 This thread is getting musty. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at November 12, 2026 04:11 PM (OZ//v) 198 Why do I get the feeling that Dr Lambert was an annoying, condescending prick to work with? Always got his way because he had Dr attached to his name but when he couldn't get his way with mold he snapped Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2026 04:11 PM (FroOw) 199 The CFO who is temp CEO at NVIDIA is, umm, attractive. If she is the third mistress, well, tomorrow is going to be one hell of a buying opportunity. Posted by: blaster at November 12, 2026 04:12 PM (xhfG9) 200 MS is saying their issues aren't from an increase in traffic, but a number of servers being unexpectedly unavailable. They're not sure why the servers aren't available, but they suspect it's something to do with their server health check. They validated an alternate health check that allows more servers to come online. But that seems like a hack, because they don't know what changed and why the health check was failing. Posted by: bonhomme at November 12, 2026 04:12 PM (mkw2N) 201 Best hangers, bar none, are wood, the kind with the dowel crossbar. I have had plastic hangers collapse under the weight of a heavy coat, or leather jacket. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 04:08 PM (eYxtx) Have you considered living somewhere warm? Posted by: blaster at November 12, 2026 04:12 PM (xhfG9) 202 We should sue hanger manufacters. We should be able to hang anything on any type of hangar. Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2026 04:12 PM (/QHx4) 203 Why do I get the feeling that Dr Lambert was an annoying, condescending prick to work with? Always got his way because he had Dr attached to his name but when he couldn't get his way with mold he snapped Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2026 04:11 PM (FroOw) --- His apartment looks like he was dabbling in hoarding. Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 04:13 PM (Fi81e) 204 Bro hated mold, but did he like truffles? Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 12, 2026 04:13 PM (iFTx/) 205 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2026 04:10 PM (XJ22o) I sense a point is being made. Posted by: Joan Crawford at November 12, 2026 04:13 PM (ewaym) 206 YMMV, but women from that part of the world do nothing for me whatsoever. Posted by: Cow Demon at November 12, 2026 03:59 PM (8LB/R) The look is just fine. For me it's the accent. Even though I know that it's irrational, a heavy Asian accent turns Mr Happy Fun Time into an overcooked piece of linguine. Last company I worked for, one of the Vietnamese/Caucasian clean room workers had a serious crush on me (which of course, proved that she had problems with good judgement). Beautiful face, tall at about 5' 10" or so, great body. She'd come over to say good morning several times a week with a sexy squeeze of my shoulder. But she sounded like a Saigon extra from Full Metal Jacket. Argh. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2026 04:13 PM (y9nCu) 207 >>>Beyond his professional pursuits, Dr. Lambert is a published author, musician, and a dedicated philanthropist. He has volunteered his medical expertise in underserved communities, including Kenya, Belize, and Haiti. www.mlem.biz/about-ml Check his computer. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2026 04:14 PM (RDiUV) 208 This thread is getting musty. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at November 12, 2026 04:11 PM (OZ//v) What is 'one thing you cant say about Jensen Huang's crotch?' Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 04:14 PM (lbtIB) 209 I'm sorry I missed that thread, because I wanted to say something about how we must repeal the 19th Amendment since women have no self-control and no judgment and lose their heads in pursuit of trivial pleasures and even jeopardize entire systems of security at times. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 12, 2026 04:10 PM ==== I'll write you down as "no." Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2026 04:15 PM (RIvkX) 210 Food banks are for people who work and don't qualify for SNAP Cow Demon. If I were empress of the U.S. SNAP would be outlawed and the only NGOs getting any fed money would be manning cafeterias for the poor, not even food banks. Most of the poors are not capable of making healthy choices so give them options that exclude really unhealthy options. "its for the children" If they don't like that they can buy what they want to eat with their own money. Posted by: PaleRider at November 12, 2026 04:15 PM (PV+Zw) 211 The look is just fine. For me it's the accent. Even though I know that it's irrational, a heavy Asian accent turns Mr Happy Fun Time into an overcooked piece of linguine. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 12, 2026 04:13 PM (y9nCu) --- That's why I always say "No Yellow". Posted by: Hunter B. at November 12, 2026 04:15 PM (Fi81e) 212 149. The point of SNAP is to help people who actually need it, not to keep handing it out to households that can already provide for themselves. It’s always the same with Omar. Posted by: beckste Defending fucing Biden's crooked policies, she is. In August 2021, the Biden administration's USDA completed a major reevaluation of the Thrifty Food Plan—the formula used to calculate SNAP payout. (Yeah, right. After C19) Taking effect in October 2021, this update raised maximum SNAP benefit amounts by roughly 21% above standard inflation adjustments (an average increase of about $36 per person per month). According to the Congressional Budget Office (CBO), this unilateral benefit expansion increased projected federal SNAP spending by roughly $250 billion to $300 billion over a decade. According to an Urban Institute analysis, the increase kept approximately 2.9 million people out of poverty. He also screwed up the provisions for working - or not - while under the program in both 2020 and 2023. He and the Autopen operators - monsters not heros. Posted by: L - No nic... at November 12, 2026 04:15 PM (NFX2v) 213 Apparently the university and corporate world is having a major hissyfit because of outlook being down and they can't get their emails. Bwhahaha. Apparently an AI agent attack. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 04:16 PM (n5tGW) 214 The plastic hangers are way less handy for jackleg engineering projects. And, as noted above, they suck for abortions too. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2026 04:16 PM (qlLNh) 215 Dude would have been more sympathetic if he had targeted the HOA board. Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 12, 2026 04:16 PM (YcOeP) 216 Huang apparently was moonlighting as The Paolo at this point. Except his standards precluded the wives of Bulwark contributors, unlike said Paolo. Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2026 04:16 PM (2ocoG) 217 I too sense a point of some kind is being made Joan! Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 04:16 PM (ewaym) 218 Yeah, outlook is acting kind of gay here at work. Oh well. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 12, 2026 04:16 PM (lbtIB) 219 I'm sorry I missed that thread, because I wanted to say something about how we must repeal the 19th Amendment since women have no self-control and no judgment and lose their heads in pursuit of trivial pleasures and even jeopardize entire systems of security at times. Inshallah! Posted by: Muhammed Muhammed Muhammed who is on record voting for Kamala and Hillary at November 12, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm) 220 >>The CFO who is temp CEO at NVIDIA is, umm, attractive. What's your prisoner number? Posted by: one hour sober at November 12, 2026 04:17 PM (J4Dwc) 221 www.mlem.biz/about-ml Check his computer. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 12, 2026 04:14 PM (RDiUV) "Matt Lambert, MD, is available for consulting, speaking opportunities, and interviews. Reach out through the form below." Need to update their website Posted by: blaster at November 12, 2026 04:18 PM (xhfG9) 222 Back in the day we used to call Outlook Express "Lookout Distress". "CIO" tards will never get tired of bending over and letting Microsoft fuck them in the ass with no lube, will they? Heh... I also remember the flap that ensued when it was learned that Microsoft itself was using Unix for its internal email system. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2026 04:18 PM (qlLNh) 223 DC police said they were investigating a conflict with the homeowner's association as the reason behind the shooting ...... Let the nutjob paint the apartment turquoise for crying out loud. Posted by: wth at November 12, 2026 04:18 PM (UjdFS) 224 pparently the university and corporate world is having a major hissyfit because of outlook being down and they can't get their emails. Bwhahaha. Apparently an AI agent attack. Where are you getting that info? MS isn't saying anything about an attack. MS is saying their issues are from a number of servers being unexpectedly unavailable. They're not sure why the servers aren't available, but they suspect it's something to do with their server health check. They validated an alternate health check that allows more servers to come online. But that seems like a hack, because they don't know what changed and why the health check was failing. Posted by: bonhomme at November 12, 2026 04:18 PM (mkw2N) 225 Oh let me show you what I have darling. Show me your bank statement, that is what I want. Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2026 04:18 PM (/QHx4) 226 Best hangers, bar none, are wood, the kind with the dowel crossbar. I have had plastic hangers collapse under the weight of a heavy coat, or leather jacket. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2026 04:08 PM (eYxtx) Have you considered living somewhere warm? Posted by: blaster --------- Lol. Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2026 04:19 PM (2bFN5) 227 Fox says he is Mark Wayne Lambert. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2026 04:19 PM (Cqx++) 228 > Yeah, outlook is acting kind of gay here at work. Oh well. The outage has been going on for 5+ hours. Lots of MS servers down. Posted by: bonhomme at November 12, 2026 04:19 PM (mkw2N) 229 CHicoms were well informed about Huang's weaknesses! ____ Was she trained in the arts of Snu Snu? Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 12, 2026 04:19 PM (92Hxw) 230 Mark Wayne Lambert.* Adding the middle name there does make him sound more serially killer-y Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 04:20 PM (sKqQm) 231 220 >>The CFO who is temp CEO at NVIDIA is, umm, attractive. What's your prisoner number? Posted by: one hour sober at November 12, 2026 04:17 PM (J4Dwc) http://alturl.com/52dfz YMMV and that may be a corporate glamour shot. Posted by: blaster at November 12, 2026 04:20 PM (xhfG9) 232 You know what will solve this problem? Scrubbing Bubbles. Posted by: wth at November 12, 2026 04:20 PM (UjdFS) 233 DC Shooter Identified as a Doctor Who ------- WE KNEW IT!!! Posted by: The Daleks at November 12, 2026 04:20 PM (ewaym) 234 227 Fox says he is Mark Wayne Lambert. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2026 04:19 PM (Cqx++) He was.... Posted by: It's me donna at November 12, 2026 04:20 PM (+gK6I) 235 CHicoms were well informed about Huang's weaknesses! ____ Was she trained in the arts of Snu Snu? I bet Mr CEO guy isn't going to jail for sneaking a little action in the back door. Posted by: Russell Brand at November 12, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm) 236 My wife, the techie, I don't let her vote though. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 04:21 PM (n5tGW) 237 There is a zero day that was just announced for outlook, I suspect MS is busy patching their online systems for it. Exploit was found by someone using Claude. Posted by: blaster at November 12, 2026 04:21 PM (xhfG9) 238 Mark Wayne Lambert. Adding the middle name there does make him sound more serially killer-y Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 04:20 PM (sKqQm) --- I'm Mullin' over the other thing it seems to evoke.... Posted by: Axeman at November 12, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e) 239 >>YMMV and that may be a corporate glamour shot. Never go by the corporate bio photos. Always do an image search on the name and see what they really look like without the filters. Posted by: one hour sober at November 12, 2026 04:22 PM (J4Dwc) 240 WE KNEW IT!!! Posted by: The Daleks at November 12, 2026 04:20 PM (ewaym) Who knew guns were more effective at killing people then toilet plungers? Posted by: The Dalek Defense Minister at November 12, 2026 04:22 PM (sKqQm) 241 Mark, Matt, whatever it takes. Posted by: Mr. Mom at November 12, 2026 04:22 PM (J4Dwc) 242 Exploit was found by someone using Claude. Non none may use the Claude! Posted by: Some French guy named Claude at November 12, 2026 04:23 PM (sKqQm) 243 The CFO who is temp CEO at NVIDIA is, umm, attractive. ....... I wonder if she likes to boink the help. Posted by: wth at November 12, 2026 04:23 PM (UjdFS) 244 No yellow! Hunter Biden Posted by: Free, free jackasses! at November 12, 2026 04:23 PM (NFX2v) 245 His HOA gave him the mold shoulder. Posted by: Cray Cray at November 12, 2026 04:23 PM (qMSw8) 246 So Nvidia banged the spy and MSFT shit the bed? Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2026 04:23 PM (sKqQm) 247 They should have named it Clawed. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 12, 2026 04:24 PM (n5tGW) 248 pparently the university and corporate world is having a major hissyfit because of outlook being down and they can't get their emails. Bwhahaha. Apparently an AI agent attack. Where are you getting that info? MS isn't saying anything about an attack. MS is saying their issues are from a number of servers being unexpectedly unavailable. They're not sure why the servers aren't available, but they suspect it's something to do with their server health check. They validated an alternate health check that allows more servers to come online. But that seems like a hack, because they don't know what changed and why the health check was failing. Posted by: bonhomme Supposedly, there were a couple of patches they sent down and the patches Amber Hearded the bed. Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2026 04:24 PM (hMMdC) 249 Hangers...so, boob thread? Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 12, 2026 04:24 PM (92Hxw) 250 He didn't break the mold. The mold broke him. Posted by: Axeman --------- It was a spore subject with him. Posted by: scampydog He was a fungi before the mold issue. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Oy Vey! The mold jokes are going to mushroom all over this thread. Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . --- I think you're neglecting the morel of this story. Posted by: Zombie Doc That's a crimini. Posted by: Tuna Oh you guys! Cute as a button, the lot of you ... Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 12, 2026 04:00 P The Horde is not to be truffled with. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 12, 2026 04:24 PM (LEj5u) 251 > There is a zero day that was just announced for outlook, I suspect MS is busy patching their online systems for it. CVE-2026-124194 Posted by: bonhomme at November 12, 2026 04:24 PM (mkw2N) 252 Nood. Gunn and Godzilla! Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2026 04:24 PM (2bFN5) 253 As long as we are debating the best "hangers", I'm going to throw my favorite into the mix: U.S. Army Master Sergeant John C. Woods Woods miscalculated drop lengths and constructed gallows with trapdoors that were too small, causing several of the condemned Nazis—such as Wilhelm Keitel—to suffer prolonged, agonizing strangulation or face injuries rather than a quick, clean break of the neck. Best hanger ever. Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2026 04:24 PM (dIske) 254 But CVE-2026-124194 was patched yesterday. It's possible the patch had issues. Posted by: bonhomme at November 12, 2026 04:24 PM (mkw2N) 255 His "penthouse" is certainly the mess. I tried to look at his "art" on the wall but did not succeed. Which is a bummer. However, life goes on. I read that he's "well-heeled." I obviously know what that means but still looked at his black shoes. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 12, 2026 04:25 PM (hzuYO) 256 They should have named it Clawed. Posted by: Guy Mohawk ...... or Clod. 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