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The Morning Report — 11/12 /26
A Brooklyn building collapsed into a massive pile of rubble Wednesday, killing at least two people and injuring 17 — including four critically — as firefighters desperately search for more victims buried underneath the wreck in a harrowing scene. Loved ones made frantic calls for help after the three-story apartment building at Newkirk and Flatbush Avenues fell into an active construction site next door at around 4 p.m., witnesses said. Officials warned that the number of victims would likely increase. Rescue crews don’t know how many people from the building are still missing as the dire and dangerous search for any survivors continued into the night and is expected to stretch for days.As many of you know, I am a former New Yorker, so this story really hits close to home in that I not only hail from Brooklyn but my childhood home is not even a mile from the site of the collapse. And speaking of collapses, the hits just keep on coming for NYC.
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani signed a law giving nonprofit organizations the first opportunity to purchase distressed residential buildings. . . Covered properties include multifamily buildings with four or more units that are in significant disrepair, as well as buildings with affordability restrictions governed by HPD regulatory agreements. By creating a pathway for responsible community-based ownership, COPA will ensure that these properties are repaired, maintained and operated in partnership with tenants rather than left to deteriorate by negligent owners.Obviously given the players involved here, the terms "responsible" and "negligent owners" are quite fungible. You better believe that property inspectors will be fully vetted for their political allegiances to no one but the Democrat Socialites. That means that a distressed property will be defined as one whose owner is the Trump organization or someone similar. The Democrats believe that having a home is a human right. Not for the rightful owner of a property but every indigent, layabout, vagrant and illegal alien in our midst. After all America was colonized by white supremacist foreigners and so the other favorite Leftist word is in equal force: Liberation
Thanksgiving Is a 'Day of Mourning,' Lesson Plan Recommended to Loudoun County Second Graders Says. . . Public school teachers in Loudoun County, Virginia, looking to teach their students about American holidays can draw from a list of district-approved lesson plans, including one recommended for second graders that declares Thanksgiving a "Day of Mourning" and another that calls Columbus Day a "Debated Celebration," documents obtained via a public records request and shared exclusively with the Washington Free Beacon show.My own personal view is that Thanksgiving is a day of Liberation, in that civilized, advanced, cultured superior people liberated a continent from savage heathen rapists, pedophiles, and subhuman cannibals and bringing them the priceless benefits of civilization. In any case if you think what's going on in Loudon County is a one-off, you better think again. Because what happened to us on Election Day and really since the Swinging 60s if not earlier, get ready for your kids and grandkids to get it right in the head! Because the revolution must be generational and forever.
The Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) made huge political gains in the midterms. Having already captured the mayor’s office in New York City, the group is now working their political message into school classrooms. American education is already rife with left-wing political indoctrination, but it’s about to get even worse. . . The New York City DSA chapter also established Comrades With Kids, a family-focused organizing group that seeks to be a “political and social home base for working-class families.” The group posted photos of DSA-themed coloring pages for children provided at a Zohran for Parents event in September 2025.FORGET a lousy tenement in Flatbush, the Berlin Wall fell on top of us and from where I'm lying, I can't see anyone coming to dig us out! But wait, there's more, as the hits just keep on coming.
Democrat Scott Colom Wins Mississippi Senate Seat Defeating Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith . . . that gives Democrats their 55th seat in the U.S. Senate following the November midterm election.
Despite all this misery, I nevertheless hope that all of you have a good day
- ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY
- Victor Davis Hanson: The MAGA divide over Iran isn’t a neoconservative revival but a clash between Jacksonian interventionists and isolationists, with accusations of neocon influence obscuring the real debate.
Neocons, Neocons, Neocons!
- CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
- The incident, which was caught on video, shows a man going berserk after encountering a Turning Point USA booth on campus, tearing down the group’s American flag, and swinging at conservative students with a cane.
Watch: Police Arrest Leftist for Attacking Turning Point USA Member with Cane at U. of Texas at Tyler
- Every conspiracy theorist who suggested the midterms would get canceled, should get canceled.
Say, Whatever Happened To All Those Claims That Trump Would Cancel The Midterms? SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, - Co-host Luke Russert said, “Congressman Raskin, you mentioned that impeachment of the president is a possibility, but more as sort of something to keep in the constitutional toolbox, not necessarily something you’re going to run to anytime soon.”
Raskin: Republicans ‘Practically Begging’ Us to Impeach Trump
- White House Counsel Will Scharf is fighting back, telling Garcia: Cut the tough-guy act. His letter reminds Garcia that Congress can’t simply investigate whatever it wants: House and Senate investigations require some legislative purpose; law enforcement is an Executive Branch power.
Democrats are already at risk of AGAIN overplaying anti-Trump lawfare "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - Gomez-Alberto has been removed from the country twice, and was released a third time by an immigration judge.
Attempted Plane Hijacker is Twice Deported Honduran Granted Asylum in 2020 After Claiming to Be Transgender (Trans World Airlines? - jjs)
- The Honduran national had been deported twice before an immigration judge ordered his release in 2020; he now faces felony charges after allegedly threatening to bomb a United flight.
ICE Lodges Detainer for Illegal Alien Accused of Storming Cockpit THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??) - Everything appeared to be in place for a massive strike on Iran's oil and nuclear infrastructure after the midterm elections. Then, on Monday, Donald Trump met with Qatari Prime Minister Sheikh Mohammed bin Abdulrahman Al Thani, and everything changed.
Trump's Iran Strategy Could Be a War Winner if He Sticks to It WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - According to the flyer, the Democrats are only seeking an intern who identifies as “Muslim and/or as Middle Eastern, North African, or South Asian.”
Muslim Dem’s Intern Program Comes With Religion Test, And She Doesn’t Want White Christians DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - A three-story Brooklyn building collapsed on Wednesday. (Yikes, barely a mile from my childhood home - jjs)
Deadly NYC Building Collapse Leaves Crews Searching For Survivors
- Mamdani’s new law gives qualified nonprofits priority to purchase roughly 2,100 distressed properties, limiting when and how landlords can sell to outside buyers.
Mamdani Signs Law Giving Nonprofits First Dibs on Distressed NYC Buildings (soon to include all of Trump's real estate holdings - jjs)
- Cases in Ohio and North Carolina demonstrate how Chinese parent companies can establish a nominally American operation, obtain favorable public treatment, but still maintain Chinese ownership, technology, management, and personnel.
China Benefits From Tax Breaks Meant to help U.S. Companies Compete with China FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH - Judge Jeffrey Kuntz did dismiss part of the case, tossing out a Trump claim that the BBC’s actions violated a Florida law concerning unfair business practices.
Judge allows Trump defamation case against BBC to proceed but tosses 1 claim
- British authorities persecute a hero for telling the truth.
The Persecution of Tommy Robinson THE ECONOMY, STUPID - John Stossel: "The heart of socialism," says Schrager, "is the exact same lie that's behind almost every financial scam: 'You will have everything guaranteed. But you'll also have growth and prosperity.' It just doesn't work that way ... Capitalism, it's brutal. It doesn't offer any guarantees. Bad things happen, you lose money, but you also have that promise of potential, of growth."
Try, Try Again RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM - There's a new cause now.
“Really? They’re Still Doing That?” Greta Thunberg on Environmental Protests
- Surprisingly, GOP voters more likely than Dems or Independents to call U.N. "climate summits "effective."
Plurality Of Voters Back U.N. Climate Agenda, Even As Studies Raise Doubts: I&I/TIPP Poll CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - Three people in Bellingham, Washington, have been arrested in connection to the alleged secret drugging of a pregnant woman in an attempt to kill her baby in an abortion.
Attempted Forced Abortion in Washington Leads to Three Arrests
- Especially serial killers and Islamic terrorists.
Gavin Newsom Shows Kindness to Murderers EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - Other lesson plans included in the county's 'Resources for Recognition Days' call Thanksgiving a 'Day of Mixed Blessings' and Columbus Day a 'Debated Celebration'
Thanksgiving Is a 'Day of Mourning,' Lesson Plan Recommended to Loudoun County Second Graders Says
- The group is expanding its efforts to bring socialist messaging to children through childcare programs, political activities, and school board races.
DSA Already Embedding Its Political Message in Classrooms
- If university administrators won't restore order on campus, dispatch ICE to disperse the foreigners disrupting undergraduate education
Send ICE to Harvard BIDEN CRIME FAMILY REVELATIONS & RELATED MESHUGAS - You may have thought it was a headline from the Babylon Bee: Hunter Biden Honored for “Outstanding Contribution to Public Discourse” from prestigious Trinity College Dublin.
But it was true.
Miranda Devine: The Bidens are trying to brainwash everyone — but we all know their scandal-plagued truth L'AFFAIRE EPSTEIN - Indeed, their lies blew a 10 out of 10 on the Adam Schiff Prevarication Scale.
Democrats Doctored Evidence to Try to Dirty Up Trump in Epstein Probe THE 2020 AND OTHER ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH - Voter ID isn’t enough.
Nine Things States Need to Do to Secure Their Elections
- Florida is once again leading the way in securing elections, and the Trump administration should take note of the latest move that should be implemented across the country in order to prevent election fraud or other kinds of fraud by noncitizens who have IDs.
Florida Passes Its Own SAVE Act DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - ...suggesting the potential presidential candidate has held a secretive, vested financial stake in promoting illegal immigration.
Report: Gavin Newsom Builds Wine Empire Using Illegal Migrant Labor GRIFTING OLEAGENOUS PARASITES — RINO SCUM SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - When asked about whether he was scheming to block the president’s pick in order to get Hiland the job, Boozman replied, ‘Would that be wrong?’
A Week After Midterm Rout, GOP Sens. Boozman, Cotton Sink Trump Judicial Pick POLITICS - that gives Democrats their 55th seat in the U.S. Senate following the November midterm election. (great, another commie schvartzyorem - jjs)
Democrat Scott Colom Wins Mississippi Senate Seat Defeating Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith
- They got exactly what they bargained for.
The Midterms Belonged to the Uniparty
- ‘Holding a rushed election ignores the message our voters sent,’ Sen. Ron Johnson said of Thune’s hasty installment as leader.
Senate Republicans Double Down On John Thune’s Failed Leadership
- Pushback from moderate Democrats and intra-party tensions could dampen the organization’s aspirations for the 2028 presidential election.
For the DSA, Electoral Success Poses Its Own Dilemmas
- The Dems’ Bolshevik Moment has arrived. (the argument is about tactics and speed, not goals - jjs)
Now the Intra-Democrat Party War Begins
- ‘Scott is going to be an effective member of the House of Representatives because his instincts are naturally rapacious and he’ll be able to lean into his sociopathy and narcissism.’
California’s Congressional Delegation Is About To Become Far More Dangerous
- In failing blue states such as New York, Minnesota and California, decades of Democrat mismanagement seemed like they might serve as a countervailing force to the widespread dissatisfaction with the Republican-controlled federal government.
California’s big mistake could pave the way for its big comeback
- The left has a secret weapon they are deploying with success. Why is almost no political consultant on the right using the same method?
Inside The Targeting Game Dems Use To Win Votes — And How The GOP Can Start Playing It FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - The United States condemned Iran’s nomination, warning that the regime’s human rights abuses and threats to its neighbors make it unfit to serve.
UN Elects Iran to Committee Overseeing Human Rights, Women’s Rights, Counterterrorism
- "Most of them ran away without even trying to fight. What cowards!"
Nayib Bukele touts destruction of Haitian gang leader's home by task force
- The moment occurred as Pope Leo prepared to depart on the papal plane, with Javier Milei fshedding heavy tears, while he reportedly asked the Holy Father to pray for him.
Video: Argentina President Javier Milei Brought to Tears in Farewell to Pope Leo FRANCE IS BURNING, And Europe With It - An overwhelming majority of French citizens hold the national government responsible for the recent wave of riots, which have caused billions of euros in damage and left thousands of police officers injured.
80% of French Blame Macron for Riots That Caused Billions in Damage and Thousands of Police Injuries.. HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE - Sen. Bernie Sanders’ ‘Medicare for All’ bill wouldn’t expand the program. It would end it.
When Democrats Say ‘Medicare For All,’ They Mean Medicare For None
- Left-wing groups panned Jared Polis' 'draconian cuts'
Colorado Gov Moves To Gut Health Care Coverage for Illegal Immigrant Children Amid Spiraling Medicaid Costs
- In a far-ranging interview with Joe Rogan, former White House adviser Calley Means described a web of lobbyists manipulating policy decisions behind the scenes.
Calley Means: How Big Food And Big Pharma Blocked Popular MAHA Reforms FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - Triggered by the sex binary.
Trans Student Assaults University of Utah College Republicans CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - The left has itself cultivated and embraced its own version of Christian nationalism, one based on a language of tolerance and acceptance.
Democrats: It’s Only ‘Christian Nationalism’ When Conservatives Do It
- Hollywood can't ignore us. The cast is too big. The director is too talented. The movie is too good.
Even Our Biggest Haters Have A ‘Confession’ To Make
- Christian Toto: Even Luigi Mangione couldn't pen a movie with such a woke worldview
‘How to Rob a Bank’ – Eat the Rich, Cheer the Robbers HITHER & YON - A new film about Stalinist Russia explores Communist regimes’ obsession with extracting false confessions. (Stalin? I thought it's a preview of Democrat rule! - jjs)
“We Already Know You’re Guilty. We Just Need You to Say So.”
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Happy Thursday, everyone!
Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2026 07:01 AM (RjOoY)
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Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2026 07:03 AM (RIvkX)
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The incident, which was caught on video, shows a man going berserk after encountering a Turning Point USA booth on campus, tearing down the group’s American flag, and swinging at conservative students with a cane.
Question One: "Why did they not beat the brakes off that child?"
Answer: "Because the cop showed up quickly to stop it.
Question Two: "Why didn't the cop react sooner?"
Still waiting for that answer.
Question One: "Why did they not beat the brakes off that child?"
Answer: "Because the cop showed up quickly to stop it.
Question Two: "Why didn't the cop react sooner?"
Still waiting for that answer.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2026 07:03 AM (RjOoY)
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Buildings collapse all the time in 3rd world countries.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2026 07:03 AM (RIvkX)
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"By creating a pathway for responsible community-based ownership, COPA will ensure that these properties are repaired, maintained and operated in partnership with tenants rather than left to deteriorate by negligent owners."
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This sentence right here. Look back on it and remember it in 20 years when the city's housing stock is destroyed.
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This sentence right here. Look back on it and remember it in 20 years when the city's housing stock is destroyed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2026 07:05 AM (RIvkX)
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Thank you JJ and happy birthday!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 12, 2026 07:06 AM (uAqpe)
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Wow… Loudon County public schools really are dog shit
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 12, 2026 07:07 AM (uAqpe)
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Everything appeared to be in place for a massive strike on Iran's oil and nuclear infrastructure after the midterm elections. Then, on Monday, Donald Trump met with Qatari Prime Minister Sheikh Mohammed bin Abdulrahman Al Thani, and everything changed.
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Trump is Netanyahu's puppet. Israel controls our foreign policy. Or something.
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Trump is Netanyahu's puppet. Israel controls our foreign policy. Or something.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2026 07:08 AM (RIvkX)
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4 Buildings collapse all the time in 3rd world countries.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Which is naturally the fault of capitalists.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Which is naturally the fault of capitalists.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2026 07:08 AM (RjOoY)
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The donks will overplay their hand for sure but The problem is that the donk advantage is now so vast that it’s going to take at least a decade at a minimum just to get back to the knife edge we had until two weeks ago.
We’re in a tight spot.
We’re in a tight spot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 07:09 AM (XV/Pl)
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"3 The incident, which was caught on video, shows a man going berserk after encountering a Turning Point USA booth on campus, tearing down the group’s American flag, and swinging at conservative students with a cane."
His parents must be so proud...
https://tinyurl.com/45we5h7k
"3 The incident, which was caught on video, shows a man going berserk after encountering a Turning Point USA booth on campus, tearing down the group’s American flag, and swinging at conservative students with a cane."
His parents must be so proud...
https://tinyurl.com/45we5h7k
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 12, 2026 07:09 AM (2Ez/1)
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Old lady Emhoff advises day drinking starts at dawn in Pixy's thread. So get to it!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2026 07:10 AM (rnoq1)
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12 Old lady Emhoff advises day drinking starts at dawn in Pixy's thread. So get to it!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2026 07:10 AM
Damn straight.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2026 07:10 AM
Damn straight.
Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at November 12, 2026 07:11 AM (2Ez/1)
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"COPA will ensure that these properties are repaired, maintained and operated in partnership with tenants rather than left to deteriorate by negligent owners."
Clearly these people have zero experience with tenants and expecting them to help repair and maintain a property. Especially the type they are likely to get in NYC. I would trust my dog to do a better job.
Clearly these people have zero experience with tenants and expecting them to help repair and maintain a property. Especially the type they are likely to get in NYC. I would trust my dog to do a better job.
Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2026 07:13 AM (PTDkx)
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Texas authorities have identified a man accused of attacking students at a Turning Point USA tent on the University of Texas at Tyler campus Tuesday in the latest attack on the conservative youth organization whose founder was assassinated last year.
Smith County booking records identify the suspect Ciro Tomlian.
Video of the incident shows a man wearing a cape and a round-brimmed hat as he threw an American flag on the ground and swung a cane at a group of people.
He is a former student who was not enrolled at the school at the time of the attack, according to authorities.
-California Post
Smith County booking records identify the suspect Ciro Tomlian.
Video of the incident shows a man wearing a cape and a round-brimmed hat as he threw an American flag on the ground and swung a cane at a group of people.
He is a former student who was not enrolled at the school at the time of the attack, according to authorities.
-California Post
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2026 07:13 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 07:14 AM (MWfyi)
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The donks will overplay their hand for sure but The problem is that the donk advantage is now so vast that it’s going to take at least a decade at a minimum just to get back to the knife edge we had until two weeks ago.
We’re in a tight spot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 07:09 AM (XV/Pl)
Probably so, but… if the Dems nominate an unlikable retard like Kamala again (and let’s face it, that’s all they have) then a republican can win the White House again in 28. Imagine for instance Rubio vs Kamala 2.0… yeah she could win, but she’s no shoo in. Keep hope alive!
We’re in a tight spot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 07:09 AM (XV/Pl)
Probably so, but… if the Dems nominate an unlikable retard like Kamala again (and let’s face it, that’s all they have) then a republican can win the White House again in 28. Imagine for instance Rubio vs Kamala 2.0… yeah she could win, but she’s no shoo in. Keep hope alive!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 12, 2026 07:14 AM (uAqpe)
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Good morning JJ and horde
Don't have time to look at links, but found this one
https://www.americanthinker.com/it was a coup
On electronic vote fraud
https://tinyurl.com/rxwur5cx
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2026 05:00 AM
Don't have time to look at links, but found this one
https://www.americanthinker.com/it was a coup
On electronic vote fraud
https://tinyurl.com/rxwur5cx
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2026 05:00 AM
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2026 07:15 AM (ON92N)
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Gomez-Alberto has been removed from the country twice, and was released a third time by an immigration judge.
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Markwayne Mullin needs to instruct TSA to check for valid residency in USA before letting foreign nationals on airplanes, and any foreign national previously convicted of a felony especially.
This Homeland Security failure theater needs to stop.
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Markwayne Mullin needs to instruct TSA to check for valid residency in USA before letting foreign nationals on airplanes, and any foreign national previously convicted of a felony especially.
This Homeland Security failure theater needs to stop.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2026 07:16 AM (j/Zm5)
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Kamala? Get ready for president Newsom.
Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 07:16 AM (MWfyi)
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"Probably so, but… if the Dems nominate an unlikable retard like Kamala again (and let’s face it, that’s all they have) then a republican can win the White House again in 28. Imagine for instance Rubio vs Kamala 2.0… yeah she could win, but she’s no shoo in. Keep hope alive!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt"
Their best bet is Ossoff who come across as sane and even likeable but I don't think they can overcome the Jew haters.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt"
Their best bet is Ossoff who come across as sane and even likeable but I don't think they can overcome the Jew haters.
Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2026 07:16 AM (PTDkx)
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Video of the incident shows a man wearing a cape and a round-brimmed hat as he threw an American flag on the ground and swung a cane at a group of people.
I saw some other pictures of this freak. He's nineteen and fancies himself a weapons master.
I saw some other pictures of this freak. He's nineteen and fancies himself a weapons master.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2026 07:16 AM (RjOoY)
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Oof. Mississippi. WTF?!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2026 07:17 AM (j/Zm5)
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Having shoulder length hair, wearing a cape, and carrying a cane is no way to go through life, son.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at November 12, 2026 07:19 AM (2Ez/1)
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I don't have a decade to wait. I don't think the country does either. The fundamental transformation is not reverseable.
Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 07:19 AM (MWfyi)
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I saw some other pictures of this freak. He's nineteen and fancies himself a weapons master.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2026 07:16 AM (RjOoY)
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An ass-kicking or two a few years ago might have been salubrious.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2026 07:16 AM (RjOoY)
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An ass-kicking or two a few years ago might have been salubrious.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2026 07:19 AM (RIvkX)
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SpaceX launches tomorrow afternoon! Big deal flight test! Exciting times.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2026 07:20 AM (732As)
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An ass-kicking or two a few years ago might have been salubrious.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Well, his new boyfriend is going to love that hair. He might get some important lessons in life.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Well, his new boyfriend is going to love that hair. He might get some important lessons in life.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2026 07:21 AM (RjOoY)
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When do they start bitching about the “Kulaks” and collectivizing the rural areas?
Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2026 07:21 AM (Ag+nm)
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An ass-kicking or two a few years ago might have been salubrious.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2026 07:19 AM (RIvkX)
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He was tossed from school I heard? Why isn't he in the military, learning to adult?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2026 07:19 AM (RIvkX)
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He was tossed from school I heard? Why isn't he in the military, learning to adult?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2026 07:21 AM (732As)
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"Having shoulder length hair, wearing a cape, and carrying a cane is no way to go through life, son.
Posted by: Dean Worme"
Maybe he wants to be a Super-hero.
Posted by: Dean Worme"
Maybe he wants to be a Super-hero.
Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2026 07:21 AM (PTDkx)
Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2026 07:22 AM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Randolph Duke of Triskelion at November 12, 2026 07:22 AM (BesfY)
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Kamala? Get ready for president Newsom.
Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 07:16 AM (MWfyi)
The greasy, sleazy guy who just commuted the death sentence of every evil murderer on death row in Cali…. French Laundry Gavin? I can’t see it…. I suppose they could cheat him in but he has zero appeal. I think they’ll go with someone else… but whoever they choose will be awful
Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 07:16 AM (MWfyi)
The greasy, sleazy guy who just commuted the death sentence of every evil murderer on death row in Cali…. French Laundry Gavin? I can’t see it…. I suppose they could cheat him in but he has zero appeal. I think they’ll go with someone else… but whoever they choose will be awful
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 12, 2026 07:23 AM (uAqpe)
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Honestly, the Roundhead Pilgrims did in fact illegally settle in Cape Cod when they said they were headed for Virginia. Thanksgiving was actually a feast to celebrate a military agreement between an Indian tribe and the Pilgrims. The Indians provided the food.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 12, 2026 07:24 AM (Wp1X1)
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>“Outstanding Contribution to Public Discourse” from prestigious Trinity College Dublin.
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I asked AI about this award, and what were the criteria
the answer was, the award comes from the school's student debating society, and there is no set criteria- just whoever floats their boat at the time
also, no trophy or cash
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I asked AI about this award, and what were the criteria
the answer was, the award comes from the school's student debating society, and there is no set criteria- just whoever floats their boat at the time
also, no trophy or cash
Posted by: Don Black says keep your tires properly inflated at November 12, 2026 07:24 AM (ZxPkt)
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JJ thank you for the MR! Watch out for Chinese honey pots! You're the closest thing the HQ has to Jensen Huang, so if some cute young chick starts cozying up to you just yell out "Not today CCP!" and keep writing editorial rants.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 12, 2026 07:25 AM (732As)
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>Video of the incident shows a man wearing a cape and a round-brimmed hat as he threw an American flag on the ground and swung a cane at a group of people.
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So, we know he has seen V For Vendetta
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So, we know he has seen V For Vendetta
Posted by: Don Black says keep your tires properly inflated at November 12, 2026 07:26 AM (ZxPkt)
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>>Imagine for instance Rubio vs Kamala 2.0… yeah she could win, but she’s no shoo in. Keep hope alive!
Basically, the 2028 GOP Presidential nominee will need to get Trump numbers just to be competitive with the number of new ballot registrations the donks have slip streamed.
We're in a completely different political landscape now where every election mid-term, presidential, dog catcher, etc. needs maximal effort.
The GOP does not have a taxpayer funded army of psychopaths, lunatics and true believers to register ballots and get those ballots tabulated.
They're still counting votes in Alaska and elsewhere, we could be staring down the barrel of 265-170 house and a 55-44-1 Senate.
And if sh*t really goes bad in 28, we could be looking at a DSA President with a supermajority in the Senate.
I don't think people have come to grips about what went down on election night.
>>Imagine for instance Rubio vs Kamala 2.0… yeah she could win, but she’s no shoo in. Keep hope alive!
Basically, the 2028 GOP Presidential nominee will need to get Trump numbers just to be competitive with the number of new ballot registrations the donks have slip streamed.
We're in a completely different political landscape now where every election mid-term, presidential, dog catcher, etc. needs maximal effort.
The GOP does not have a taxpayer funded army of psychopaths, lunatics and true believers to register ballots and get those ballots tabulated.
They're still counting votes in Alaska and elsewhere, we could be staring down the barrel of 265-170 house and a 55-44-1 Senate.
And if sh*t really goes bad in 28, we could be looking at a DSA President with a supermajority in the Senate.
I don't think people have come to grips about what went down on election night.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 07:27 AM (XV/Pl)
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Morning all
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2026 07:29 AM (hMMdC)
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He is a former student who was not enrolled at the school at the time of the attack
But he is now!
But he is now!
Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2026 07:29 AM (Ag+nm)
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Texas Tech plays at Oklahoma State Saturday night… a pretty good college football game; #12 vs #25…. But damn, the game is in Stillwater and doesn’t kick off until 9:30pm eastern (that’s 8:30 local I think). Why so fricking late? Us 29 year olds like to get some shut eye. Must be driven by TV. Thanks, ESPN
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 12, 2026 07:30 AM (uAqpe)
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The donks will overplay their hand for sure but The problem is that the donk advantage is now so vast that it’s going to take at least a decade at a minimum just to get back to the knife edge we had until two weeks ago.
We’re in a tight spot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 07:09 AM
We are not as bad off as we were after 2008 when obama first won. The dems won both the house and a super majority in the senate.
Texas is an outlier though. And after a couple of years of democrats and their shenanigans we will revert back to republican control.
We’re in a tight spot.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 07:09 AM
We are not as bad off as we were after 2008 when obama first won. The dems won both the house and a super majority in the senate.
Texas is an outlier though. And after a couple of years of democrats and their shenanigans we will revert back to republican control.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 12, 2026 07:31 AM (I43vL)
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Leftists ruin everything. It’s the only way to Utopia!
So, e.g., the cunts go after Thanksgiving. LOL!!!
So, e.g., the cunts go after Thanksgiving. LOL!!!
Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2026 07:32 AM (Ag+nm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2026 07:32 AM (JrHfD)
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The nasty, vile Mao-babies that have been empowered by this Dem sweep are genuine frightening.
Ugly mutants who are consumed with hate and vengeance.
Yet some still respond to their horrid behavior with shaming, as if there is some moral core inside them to reach.
There is not.
We need to build a theory of mind for them that is as alien to us as the muslim's or cultist's mind:
"Good" is not objective.
Good is defined by what you say and believe.
And if you say and believe what is "good," nothing you ever do--violence, murder, lying, cheating, stealing, etc.--is wrong.
Very few conservatives understand almost no leftie (and none of the Mao-babies) would object or turn from agreeing with this:
"I must torture, beat and make this 7 year old child suffer because I heard her parents voted for Trump."
Ugly mutants who are consumed with hate and vengeance.
Yet some still respond to their horrid behavior with shaming, as if there is some moral core inside them to reach.
There is not.
We need to build a theory of mind for them that is as alien to us as the muslim's or cultist's mind:
"Good" is not objective.
Good is defined by what you say and believe.
And if you say and believe what is "good," nothing you ever do--violence, murder, lying, cheating, stealing, etc.--is wrong.
Very few conservatives understand almost no leftie (and none of the Mao-babies) would object or turn from agreeing with this:
"I must torture, beat and make this 7 year old child suffer because I heard her parents voted for Trump."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2026 07:32 AM (bAg4Y)
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That means that a distressed property will be defined as one whose owner is the Trump organization or someone similar.
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Surely, anything politically advantageous will obviously be targeted.
But you're thinking small. Mamdani's thinking big.
As soon as I heard of this plan a couple months ago, I knew exactly what this was. It's a plan to seize large amounts of the world's most valuable real estate and hand it over to DSA aligned NGOs, make his donors powerful landlords in the city, run off existing landowners so he can seize more, and rake off a huge amount of $$$ for the Party in the process.
It's a money laundry and a feudal aristocrat power play rolled into one. And of course, as the new one-party future unfolds, those buildings will be packed to the rafters with the dusky third-world serfs the Lords bring in to replace existing NYers.
Big tracts of that city will be indistinguishable from Karachi and Mumbai, before you can say "Inshallah."
------
Surely, anything politically advantageous will obviously be targeted.
But you're thinking small. Mamdani's thinking big.
As soon as I heard of this plan a couple months ago, I knew exactly what this was. It's a plan to seize large amounts of the world's most valuable real estate and hand it over to DSA aligned NGOs, make his donors powerful landlords in the city, run off existing landowners so he can seize more, and rake off a huge amount of $$$ for the Party in the process.
It's a money laundry and a feudal aristocrat power play rolled into one. And of course, as the new one-party future unfolds, those buildings will be packed to the rafters with the dusky third-world serfs the Lords bring in to replace existing NYers.
Big tracts of that city will be indistinguishable from Karachi and Mumbai, before you can say "Inshallah."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2026 07:33 AM (BI5O2)
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Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2026 07:32 AM (Ag+nm)
Haven't they been going after Thanksgiving for decades?
Haven't they been going after Thanksgiving for decades?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2026 07:33 AM (JrHfD)
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Thanksgiving is a day of joy, when we celebrate the Cowboys and the Indians getting together to eat turkey and watch games
Posted by: Don Black says keep your tires properly inflated at November 12, 2026 07:33 AM (ZxPkt)
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So, we know he has seen V For Vendetta
Posted by: Don Black says keep your tires properly inflated at November 12, 2026 07:26 AM (ZxPkt)
Looked like a theater kid off his meds.
Posted by: Don Black says keep your tires properly inflated at November 12, 2026 07:26 AM (ZxPkt)
Looked like a theater kid off his meds.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 07:35 AM (Ta4DE)
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Very few conservatives understand almost no leftie (and none of the Mao-babies) would object or turn from agreeing with this:
"I must torture, beat and make this 7 year old child suffer because I heard her parents voted for Trump."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2026 07:32 AM (bAg4Y)
Conservatives of a certain age, anyway.
Anyone my age or younger grew up with them, and it's totally unremarkable to us, whether we agree with their worldview or not.
"I must torture, beat and make this 7 year old child suffer because I heard her parents voted for Trump."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2026 07:32 AM (bAg4Y)
Conservatives of a certain age, anyway.
Anyone my age or younger grew up with them, and it's totally unremarkable to us, whether we agree with their worldview or not.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2026 07:35 AM (BI5O2)
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On election questions from Tierney's Real News:
"Everybody wants to know what happened in the midterms. I’ve already written a two-part analysis showing that 20 million new voters were added mysteriously over the last few years, and over two million of those were in Texas alone. That is not disputed by anyone."
"Everybody wants to know what happened in the midterms. I’ve already written a two-part analysis showing that 20 million new voters were added mysteriously over the last few years, and over two million of those were in Texas alone. That is not disputed by anyone."
Posted by: Dan Patterson at November 12, 2026 07:35 AM (9f4mI)
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49 Thanksgiving is a day of joy, when we celebrate the Cowboys and the Indians getting together to eat turkey and watch games
Posted by: Don Black says keep your tires properly inflated
And get up early the next morning to crash the doors of the local Wallymart for a flat screen TV.
Posted by: Don Black says keep your tires properly inflated
And get up early the next morning to crash the doors of the local Wallymart for a flat screen TV.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 12, 2026 07:36 AM (2Ez/1)
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Good morning all. Thx JJ, great report.
Have to love timing. The Dem left has won the elections and right on time Huang's affairs come to public knowledge. The Dems are circling Lutnick and the Commerce Department like sharks at a ferdy frenzy. Maybe Trump should let them feed on that mess while getting other things done
Have to love timing. The Dem left has won the elections and right on time Huang's affairs come to public knowledge. The Dems are circling Lutnick and the Commerce Department like sharks at a ferdy frenzy. Maybe Trump should let them feed on that mess while getting other things done
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2026 07:37 AM (FroOw)
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> working-class
I LMFAO every time I see them going off about the "working class". Not one of these mooks has ever had a real job, and some of them have never even made french fries.
Just like their god, Marx, who never worked a day in his life, and whose children would've starved to death if his butt-buddy Engels had not had a generous (capitalist) dad.
I LMFAO every time I see them going off about the "working class". Not one of these mooks has ever had a real job, and some of them have never even made french fries.
Just like their god, Marx, who never worked a day in his life, and whose children would've starved to death if his butt-buddy Engels had not had a generous (capitalist) dad.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2026 07:37 AM (qlLNh)
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The greasy, sleazy guy who just commuted the death sentence of every evil murderer on death row in Cali…. French Laundry Gavin? I can’t see it…. I suppose they could cheat him in but he has zero appeal. I think they’ll go with someone else… but whoever they choose will be awful
--
Never again underestimate the stupidity of the American voter. He could easily win the nomination and then the WH. People are dumb. People are uninformed. People will like his hair and supposed good looks (I certainly don't).
Team him up with the rapid people who would love a Donkey Chompers VP and there you go.
The D-Communists will win by hook and crook. They've perfected both and well, we live in an idiocracy.
--
Never again underestimate the stupidity of the American voter. He could easily win the nomination and then the WH. People are dumb. People are uninformed. People will like his hair and supposed good looks (I certainly don't).
Team him up with the rapid people who would love a Donkey Chompers VP and there you go.
The D-Communists will win by hook and crook. They've perfected both and well, we live in an idiocracy.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 12, 2026 07:38 AM (qBdHI)
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Texas is an outlier though. And after a couple of years of democrats and their shenanigans we will revert back to republican control.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 12, 2026 07:31 AM (I43vL)
They will rapidly run the playbook they wrote in Colorado.
You aren't getting Texas back. It's the crown jewel in their strategy, and they'll lock it up tighter than a drum.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 12, 2026 07:31 AM (I43vL)
They will rapidly run the playbook they wrote in Colorado.
You aren't getting Texas back. It's the crown jewel in their strategy, and they'll lock it up tighter than a drum.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2026 07:38 AM (BI5O2)
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"29 When do they start bitching about the “Kulaks” and collectivizing the rural areas?
Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2026 07:21 AM (Ag+nm) "
2029
Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2026 07:21 AM (Ag+nm) "
2029
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 12, 2026 07:38 AM (VyBeY)
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You’re not going to have Huang to jerk around anymore!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 12, 2026 07:39 AM (PB58D)
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Thank you, JJ! Hope you do, too!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 12, 2026 07:40 AM (VyBeY)
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"NY Post" has a rather amusing description of the nutcase at the TPUSA table:
https://tinyurl.com/5bex99pd
https://tinyurl.com/5bex99pd
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2026 07:40 AM (JrHfD)
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>>I don't think people have come to grips about what went down on election night.
At some point when emotions cool people need to start looking at the numbers to see what happened. Democrats imported 20 million illegals under Biden on top of the ones already here. Many states don't require proof of citizenship to register to vote. Blue states fought the DOJ to hide their voter rolls. Democrats fought to kill the Save Act.
Democrats built an army of new voters that makes it virtually impossible for us to win many races, even in places like Texas.
Look at this chart. This is impossible other than by Democrats cheating and adding new "voters".
https://tinyurl.com/5n6v4wpb
At some point when emotions cool people need to start looking at the numbers to see what happened. Democrats imported 20 million illegals under Biden on top of the ones already here. Many states don't require proof of citizenship to register to vote. Blue states fought the DOJ to hide their voter rolls. Democrats fought to kill the Save Act.
Democrats built an army of new voters that makes it virtually impossible for us to win many races, even in places like Texas.
Look at this chart. This is impossible other than by Democrats cheating and adding new "voters".
https://tinyurl.com/5n6v4wpb
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2026 07:40 AM (viF8m)
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The United States sunk.
Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 07:14 AM (MWfyi)
I think the local diving community here is going to be disappointed to learn that the ship did not come to rest on her keel as was the engineering plan.
Posted by: fd at November 12, 2026 07:14 AM (MWfyi)
I think the local diving community here is going to be disappointed to learn that the ship did not come to rest on her keel as was the engineering plan.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 12, 2026 07:41 AM (J4Dwc)
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They did it in TX which ostensibly has a republican Gov, AG, and SOS.
Still piled on fraudulent registrations in every county.
Still piled on fraudulent registrations in every county.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 12, 2026 07:43 AM (PB58D)
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I do t think there is actually any concrete evidence that Marx and Engels were in a homosexual relationship
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2026 07:43 AM (JrHfD)
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@57
>>They will rapidly run the playbook they wrote in Colorado.
They got more than just Texas, they got Alaska, Mississippi and bunch of other states.
They now have 27 Governorships and all of the elected offices of a lot of states.
The GOP wasn't wiped out, but they were kind of wiped out.
The size of the donk gains cannot be underestimated.
And the kicker is, I was actually kind of positive this election cycle.
>>They will rapidly run the playbook they wrote in Colorado.
They got more than just Texas, they got Alaska, Mississippi and bunch of other states.
They now have 27 Governorships and all of the elected offices of a lot of states.
The GOP wasn't wiped out, but they were kind of wiped out.
The size of the donk gains cannot be underestimated.
And the kicker is, I was actually kind of positive this election cycle.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 07:44 AM (XV/Pl)
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"Evil oft mars evil."
They must be turned against each other or they will turn on us.
That is the only path to defeating these Mao-babies.
They are perfectly equipped and immune to any "normal" or traditional moral attack--they were designed, incubated and grown to specifically destroy the Judeo-Christian, merit-based moral, legal and governing framework.
"Normal Americans" will never see they've "gone too far" until it's too late because they were built so their true nature is invisible to normal American--these are so radical and outside norms, normal Americans deceive themselves with lies that their evil is not real, not what they truly believe.
They must be turned against each other or they will turn on us.
That is the only path to defeating these Mao-babies.
They are perfectly equipped and immune to any "normal" or traditional moral attack--they were designed, incubated and grown to specifically destroy the Judeo-Christian, merit-based moral, legal and governing framework.
"Normal Americans" will never see they've "gone too far" until it's too late because they were built so their true nature is invisible to normal American--these are so radical and outside norms, normal Americans deceive themselves with lies that their evil is not real, not what they truly believe.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2026 07:45 AM (bAg4Y)
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JackStraw at November 12, 2026 07:40 AM
Lead story at American Thinker has kind of a breakdown of the election.
Lead story at American Thinker has kind of a breakdown of the election.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2026 07:46 AM (Ta4DE)
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They will rapidly run the playbook they wrote in Colorado.
You aren't getting Texas back. It's the crown jewel in their strategy, and they'll lock it up tighter than a drum.
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No, we're not. The reality of losing TX and what it portends really hasn't sunken in with a lot of people. When CA standards are instituted in TX for voting, and we all know it's coming, it's gone. It won't matter what the D's do. It won't matter how much destruction and insanity they'll leave in their wake. Unsecured elections will be our ultimate death as a country. People need to wake up to that because none of what I say is hyperbole.
You aren't getting Texas back. It's the crown jewel in their strategy, and they'll lock it up tighter than a drum.
--
No, we're not. The reality of losing TX and what it portends really hasn't sunken in with a lot of people. When CA standards are instituted in TX for voting, and we all know it's coming, it's gone. It won't matter what the D's do. It won't matter how much destruction and insanity they'll leave in their wake. Unsecured elections will be our ultimate death as a country. People need to wake up to that because none of what I say is hyperbole.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 12, 2026 07:46 AM (qBdHI)
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> they're still counting votes in Alaska
I think we're probably fine. The mail-in votes are going to break for Peltola, but I don't think there are enough of them to push her over 50% (could be wrong, but I don't think so).
If no one breaks 50%, the candidate with the lowest total (in this case, "fake Dan") will be eliminated and his votes distributed to whoever those voter named as their second choice. Even if all of them go to Peltola (they won't), that's still not enough to make her break 50%. In that case, Heikes will be eliminated and the second choice of his voters will come into play. Almost all of those are going to go to "Real" Dan, IMO.
I could be wrong here, but I'm not setting my hair on fire just yet.
Candidates State Totals
Peltola, Mary (DEM) 48.9% 121,487
Sullivan, "Real" Dan S. (REP) 47.3% 117,512
Heikes, Gerald L. (REP) 2.2% 5,426
Sullivan, "Fake" Daniel J. Jr. 1.6% 4,100
I think we're probably fine. The mail-in votes are going to break for Peltola, but I don't think there are enough of them to push her over 50% (could be wrong, but I don't think so).
If no one breaks 50%, the candidate with the lowest total (in this case, "fake Dan") will be eliminated and his votes distributed to whoever those voter named as their second choice. Even if all of them go to Peltola (they won't), that's still not enough to make her break 50%. In that case, Heikes will be eliminated and the second choice of his voters will come into play. Almost all of those are going to go to "Real" Dan, IMO.
I could be wrong here, but I'm not setting my hair on fire just yet.
Candidates State Totals
Peltola, Mary (DEM) 48.9% 121,487
Sullivan, "Real" Dan S. (REP) 47.3% 117,512
Heikes, Gerald L. (REP) 2.2% 5,426
Sullivan, "Fake" Daniel J. Jr. 1.6% 4,100
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2026 07:47 AM (qlLNh)
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I love how the "DSA" is getting blamed for all this "crazy" left wing shit.
Anyone believes it's not a fully backed DNC operation you are just silly.
Anyone believes it's not a fully backed DNC operation you are just silly.
Posted by: ... at November 12, 2026 07:48 AM (ewaym)
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61 "NY Post" has a rather amusing description of the nutcase at the TPUSA table...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
"Caped nutjob in wizard hat attacks TPUSA group at Texas university event"
a cane-wielding wannabe wizard...
The unidentified loon, who was wearing a cape and a wizard-like hat...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
"Caped nutjob in wizard hat attacks TPUSA group at Texas university event"
a cane-wielding wannabe wizard...
The unidentified loon, who was wearing a cape and a wizard-like hat...
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 12, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1)
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@62
>>Democrats built an army of new voters that makes it virtually impossible for us to win many races, even in places like Texas.
Yes, that's what they did, but there is no solution to what they did.
The donks are turning out Presidential level numbers in mid-term and special elections.
They have a taxpayer funded army to execute this, the GOP can barely scrape together 1 Scott Pressler.
We had a guy named Charlie Kirk who was building an election organizing operation to rival what the donks had in place.
But he got assassinated for his efforts.
>>Democrats built an army of new voters that makes it virtually impossible for us to win many races, even in places like Texas.
Yes, that's what they did, but there is no solution to what they did.
The donks are turning out Presidential level numbers in mid-term and special elections.
They have a taxpayer funded army to execute this, the GOP can barely scrape together 1 Scott Pressler.
We had a guy named Charlie Kirk who was building an election organizing operation to rival what the donks had in place.
But he got assassinated for his efforts.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 07:48 AM (XV/Pl)
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The MAGA divide over Iran isn’t a neoconservative revival but a clash between Jacksonian interventionists and isolationists
Crap dichotomy. Remind us which party Jackson was a part of again? Though, I'd be up for a Trail of Tears for the neo-marxists.
Crap dichotomy. Remind us which party Jackson was a part of again? Though, I'd be up for a Trail of Tears for the neo-marxists.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2026 07:49 AM (nEUC6)
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@61, on line the guy is being called Gandalf the Gay
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2026 07:49 AM (FroOw)
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@70
>>I could be wrong here, but I'm not setting my hair on fire just yet.
You're going to have a Democrat Governor and 2 Democrat Senators.
Heck of a job Alaska.
>>I could be wrong here, but I'm not setting my hair on fire just yet.
You're going to have a Democrat Governor and 2 Democrat Senators.
Heck of a job Alaska.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 07:50 AM (XV/Pl)
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Thanksgiving is a day of joy, when we celebrate the Cowboys and the Indians getting together to eat turkey and watch games
Posted by: Don Black
Sorry. No Washington fans allowed.
Posted by: Don Black
Sorry. No Washington fans allowed.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2026 07:50 AM (hMMdC)
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> They got more than just Texas, they got Alaska,
No, they did not.
Not yet, and likely not at all.
> 65 I do t think there is actually any concrete evidence that Marx and Engels were in a homosexual relationship
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2026 07:43 AM (JrHfD)
But a good deal of circumstantial evidence that one, or both, of them was sexually abusing the servant girl, who turned up pregnant. Engels took the blame because he was single, but most think it was Marx who did the deed.
They forced her to give up the child for adoption.
Real heroes of the working class, those boys.
No, they did not.
Not yet, and likely not at all.
> 65 I do t think there is actually any concrete evidence that Marx and Engels were in a homosexual relationship
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2026 07:43 AM (JrHfD)
But a good deal of circumstantial evidence that one, or both, of them was sexually abusing the servant girl, who turned up pregnant. Engels took the blame because he was single, but most think it was Marx who did the deed.
They forced her to give up the child for adoption.
Real heroes of the working class, those boys.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2026 07:50 AM (qlLNh)
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Going all-or-nothing on the SAVE Act allowed the Dems to easily defeat it.
Already, they had convinced the majority of America that vote ID is racist--none of their states required it.
(And voter ID would have made no difference in this election.)
But the real reason the Dems had to kill the SAVE Act at all costs:
- citizenship verification
- private right of action to enforce
Yet no Republican has introduced those as stand-alone measures ....
Already, they had convinced the majority of America that vote ID is racist--none of their states required it.
(And voter ID would have made no difference in this election.)
But the real reason the Dems had to kill the SAVE Act at all costs:
- citizenship verification
- private right of action to enforce
Yet no Republican has introduced those as stand-alone measures ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 12, 2026 07:50 AM (bAg4Y)
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> Heck of a job Alaska.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 07:50 AM (XV/Pl)
Pro tip: if you don't understand how something works, it would probably be a good idea to not babble about it.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 07:50 AM (XV/Pl)
Pro tip: if you don't understand how something works, it would probably be a good idea to not babble about it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2026 07:51 AM (qlLNh)
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>>Lead story at American Thinker has kind of a breakdown of the election.
I've been saying this for some time now. I really wish the stuff DataRepublican has been posting.
She's had a lot of source documents, recordings and videos given to her and you can hear right from the people running this color revolution what is happening and how.
The rigged election was part of it. The hit on Hegseth was part of it. And they aren't done yet. They have a lot more planned before we get to 2028. We need to start understanding who and what we are fighting if we are going to win.
I've been saying this for some time now. I really wish the stuff DataRepublican has been posting.
She's had a lot of source documents, recordings and videos given to her and you can hear right from the people running this color revolution what is happening and how.
The rigged election was part of it. The hit on Hegseth was part of it. And they aren't done yet. They have a lot more planned before we get to 2028. We need to start understanding who and what we are fighting if we are going to win.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2026 07:51 AM (viF8m)
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I give huge credit to the TPUSA for going into such bats*** and increasingly dangerous environments as any college campus. Especially after the assassination of Charlie Kirk...you know, the one Rubber Face Welch wants to dig up and kill again. The TPUSA table needs to have a camera set up at all times and, at the very least, carry big canisters of bear mace to spray into the faces of these maniacs. Record their threat, then act accordingly if warranted.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 12, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)
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I love how the "DSA" is getting blamed for all this "crazy" left wing shit.
Anyone believes it's not a fully backed DNC operation you are just silly.
Posted by: ...
It's only fully backed by the DNC because the DSA hasn't decided to eat them yet.
Or,
It's only fully backed by the Brownshirts because the Nazis haven't decided to end them yet.
Same shit. Different names.
Anyone believes it's not a fully backed DNC operation you are just silly.
Posted by: ...
It's only fully backed by the DNC because the DSA hasn't decided to eat them yet.
Or,
It's only fully backed by the Brownshirts because the Nazis haven't decided to end them yet.
Same shit. Different names.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2026 07:54 AM (hMMdC)
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@80
>>Pro tip: if you don't understand how something works, it would probably be a good idea to not babble about it.
What is there to explain?
Alaska instituted retarded RCV, which allowed Coke Bear to get re-elected and now a Democrat Governor and Democrat Senator.
But at least Sarah Palin is out of politics and that's all that really matters, right?
>>Pro tip: if you don't understand how something works, it would probably be a good idea to not babble about it.
What is there to explain?
Alaska instituted retarded RCV, which allowed Coke Bear to get re-elected and now a Democrat Governor and Democrat Senator.
But at least Sarah Palin is out of politics and that's all that really matters, right?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 07:54 AM (XV/Pl)
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Know anybody from NJ? If so alert them to this bill that is being considered in the statehouse regarding "Islamophobia." The name of a vocal sponsor against it is listed at the bottom of the article:
https://tinyurl.com/4axemc5k
https://tinyurl.com/4axemc5k
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2026 07:54 AM (JrHfD)
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Epstein Report: Victim NDAs Blocked Justice, While Dems Just Wanted to Get Trump
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The lesbian Fire Commissioner of NY looks and acts like a DEI hire. She was reading, badly, a statement at the collapse site that looked and sounded like a sixth grader reading a report prepared with the help of AI
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2026 07:54 AM (FroOw)
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85-oh yes. It's directly modeled on something from Great Britain.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 12, 2026 07:55 AM (JrHfD)
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I don't think people have come to grips about what went down on election night.
They have had literally centuries to perfect Tammany Hall.
The unveiling of this finished sculpture was November 3rd.
It is no more complicated than that. While people come and go, the Devil is eternal.
They have had literally centuries to perfect Tammany Hall.
The unveiling of this finished sculpture was November 3rd.
It is no more complicated than that. While people come and go, the Devil is eternal.
Posted by: Community Notes at November 12, 2026 07:57 AM (9Hs2w)
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It's annoying that TPUSA requires police protection from the Hate Has No Home Here people.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 12, 2026 07:58 AM (RjOoY)
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The size of the donk gains cannot be underestimated.
And the kicker is, I was actually kind of positive this election cycle.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 07:44 AM (XV/Pl)
And yet elections run in cycles. Obama got reelected in 2012 after getting his ass kicked in the 2010 midterms. Then just 4 years later Trump won. Then Trump got cheated 4 years after that… followed by the miracle of 2024. Going back even further, Clinton got his ass kicked in the 94 midterms and won reelection easily 2 years later.
I’m not ready to give up on 28 just yet
And the kicker is, I was actually kind of positive this election cycle.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 07:44 AM (XV/Pl)
And yet elections run in cycles. Obama got reelected in 2012 after getting his ass kicked in the 2010 midterms. Then just 4 years later Trump won. Then Trump got cheated 4 years after that… followed by the miracle of 2024. Going back even further, Clinton got his ass kicked in the 94 midterms and won reelection easily 2 years later.
I’m not ready to give up on 28 just yet
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 12, 2026 07:59 AM (uAqpe)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 12, 2026 07:59 AM (ywAtJ)
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His first term Covid. Second term Iran. Love Trump but he got played.
Gas prices still dropping here in the Bay Area Cali. I’m still fascinated by the timing of it and do not comprehend it. Everything I thought I knew about American oil companies has been upended. Leftists in comment sections saying Trump is in on it with his “war” and oil companies donated heavily to his campaign so why would they screw him as people on the right have claimed.
Gas prices still dropping here in the Bay Area Cali. I’m still fascinated by the timing of it and do not comprehend it. Everything I thought I knew about American oil companies has been upended. Leftists in comment sections saying Trump is in on it with his “war” and oil companies donated heavily to his campaign so why would they screw him as people on the right have claimed.
Posted by: JROD at November 12, 2026 07:59 AM (AuKIw)
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We need to start understanding who and what we are fighting if we are going to win.
--
Somebody wake up John Thune...
After all we've witnessed, after all we've seen over the last 15-20 years, after the proof laid out on the table by people like DataRepublican, after all the obvious cheating, after all the crumbling of our borders, after all the violence aimed at conservatives and adjacent conservatives, after all the abuse of power by those in Congress --
-- if we're still milling about trying to understand just who and what we're dealing with while they amass their armies of anti-American loons and cheaters with endless streams of money and capture of nearly all institutions, we're already cooked.
We're fighting the Red Army with The Little Rascals. I always appreciate your optimistic view JackStraw, I really do. I'm just having trouble finding a way to regroup from the avalanche we're facing.
--
Somebody wake up John Thune...
After all we've witnessed, after all we've seen over the last 15-20 years, after the proof laid out on the table by people like DataRepublican, after all the obvious cheating, after all the crumbling of our borders, after all the violence aimed at conservatives and adjacent conservatives, after all the abuse of power by those in Congress --
-- if we're still milling about trying to understand just who and what we're dealing with while they amass their armies of anti-American loons and cheaters with endless streams of money and capture of nearly all institutions, we're already cooked.
We're fighting the Red Army with The Little Rascals. I always appreciate your optimistic view JackStraw, I really do. I'm just having trouble finding a way to regroup from the avalanche we're facing.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 12, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI)
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Basically, the 2028 GOP Presidential nominee will need to get Trump numbers just to be competitive with the number of new ballot registrations the donks have slip streamed.
We're in a completely different political landscape now where every election mid-term, presidential, dog catcher, etc. needs maximal effort.
The GOP does not have a taxpayer funded army of psychopaths, lunatics and true believers to register ballots and get those ballots tabulated.
They're still counting votes in Alaska and elsewhere, we could be staring down the barrel of 265-170 house and a 55-44-1 Senate.
And if sh*t really goes bad in 28, we could be looking at a DSA President with a supermajority in the Senate.
I don't think people have come to grips about what went down on election night.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 07:27 AM (XV/Pl)
I was one of those that didn't worry one bit about the midterms. I seriously thought that we could actually have gains in the House and Senate. I was really, really wrong.
The big problem, as I see it, is that the base will not come out for anyone but Trump because nobody else outside the Administration is doing anything for the base.
We're in a completely different political landscape now where every election mid-term, presidential, dog catcher, etc. needs maximal effort.
The GOP does not have a taxpayer funded army of psychopaths, lunatics and true believers to register ballots and get those ballots tabulated.
They're still counting votes in Alaska and elsewhere, we could be staring down the barrel of 265-170 house and a 55-44-1 Senate.
And if sh*t really goes bad in 28, we could be looking at a DSA President with a supermajority in the Senate.
I don't think people have come to grips about what went down on election night.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 07:27 AM (XV/Pl)
I was one of those that didn't worry one bit about the midterms. I seriously thought that we could actually have gains in the House and Senate. I was really, really wrong.
The big problem, as I see it, is that the base will not come out for anyone but Trump because nobody else outside the Administration is doing anything for the base.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 12, 2026 08:00 AM (H+yuG)
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> Alaska instituted retarded RCV, which allowed Coke Bear to get re-elected
Nonsense. Murky survived being FUCKING PRIMARIED, long before RCV was even instituted. I know it's somehow become an article of faith here that Murky's longevity has something to do with RCV, but it doesn't. At all. Perhaps it might be advisable to look into why this ACTUALLY occurred, rather than going to a facile (and idiotic) "explanation" of why it occurred.
As for the governorship, that's still not determined either. The Democrat has 49.64%, with the other 50.3% split among three Republicans. Almost all of those will be reassigned to the top Republican, Wilson. The winner will be the person who breaks 50%.
As I said: if you don't know what you're babbling about, don't babble.
Nonsense. Murky survived being FUCKING PRIMARIED, long before RCV was even instituted. I know it's somehow become an article of faith here that Murky's longevity has something to do with RCV, but it doesn't. At all. Perhaps it might be advisable to look into why this ACTUALLY occurred, rather than going to a facile (and idiotic) "explanation" of why it occurred.
As for the governorship, that's still not determined either. The Democrat has 49.64%, with the other 50.3% split among three Republicans. Almost all of those will be reassigned to the top Republican, Wilson. The winner will be the person who breaks 50%.
As I said: if you don't know what you're babbling about, don't babble.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2026 08:01 AM (qlLNh)
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@91
>>I’m not ready to give up on 28 just yet
I can only vote in one retarded state, NJ, which is farther down the road than others.
But the ballot numbers the donks have conjured are astounding.
5.2m ballots for a literal anti-christ in Texas?
It beggars the imagination.
>>I’m not ready to give up on 28 just yet
I can only vote in one retarded state, NJ, which is farther down the road than others.
But the ballot numbers the donks have conjured are astounding.
5.2m ballots for a literal anti-christ in Texas?
It beggars the imagination.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 08:01 AM (XV/Pl)
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Gas prices still dropping here in the Bay Area Cali. I’m still fascinated by the timing of it and do not comprehend it. Everything I thought I knew about American oil companies has been upended. Leftists in comment sections saying Trump is in on it with his “war” and oil companies donated heavily to his campaign so why would they screw him as people on the right have claimed.
Posted by: JROD
Regular is $2.89. Diesel is still $5.35.
Posted by: JROD
Regular is $2.89. Diesel is still $5.35.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2026 08:02 AM (hMMdC)
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I’ll willow this from the Pixy thread…
I’m not usually one to criticize Trump, but the execution of the Iran strategy has been choppy at best. He eventually arrived at what I think is the right approach which is blockade and slow strangulation. His numerous mistakes all involved his penchant for negotiating (complete waste of time) and his many proclamations claiming victory or a deal etc… he’d have been much better off simply executing the blockade and continuing to echo US Grant: the only terms are complete and unconditional surrender.
I propose to move upon your works — Your obedient servant, US Grant
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 12, 2026 07:03 AM (uAqpe)
I’m not usually one to criticize Trump, but the execution of the Iran strategy has been choppy at best. He eventually arrived at what I think is the right approach which is blockade and slow strangulation. His numerous mistakes all involved his penchant for negotiating (complete waste of time) and his many proclamations claiming victory or a deal etc… he’d have been much better off simply executing the blockade and continuing to echo US Grant: the only terms are complete and unconditional surrender.
I propose to move upon your works — Your obedient servant, US Grant
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 12, 2026 07:03 AM (uAqpe)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 12, 2026 08:02 AM (uAqpe)
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"Say, Whatever Happened To All Those Claims That Trump Would Cancel The Midterms?"
Also -
Say, whatever happened to all those claims Trump would have everyone who voted against him or publicly criticized him rounded up and sent to concentration camps?
Also -
Say, whatever happened to all those claims Trump would have everyone who voted against him or publicly criticized him rounded up and sent to concentration camps?
Posted by: Gref at November 12, 2026 08:05 AM (5rh/l)
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> I can only vote in one retarded state, NJ,
LOL! And you call Alaska "retarded". Dems hold 9/12 of your congressional seats, both US senators, the governorship, and both houses of the state legislature.
Mote. Beam.
LOL! And you call Alaska "retarded". Dems hold 9/12 of your congressional seats, both US senators, the governorship, and both houses of the state legislature.
Mote. Beam.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2026 08:05 AM (qlLNh)
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I can only vote in one retarded state, NJ, which is farther down the road than others.
But the ballot numbers the donks have conjured are astounding.
5.2m ballots for a literal anti-christ in Texas?
It beggars the imagination.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
And yet, everyone swears the Hispanics voted for the one guy who talks shit about the Virgin Mary.
But the ballot numbers the donks have conjured are astounding.
5.2m ballots for a literal anti-christ in Texas?
It beggars the imagination.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
And yet, everyone swears the Hispanics voted for the one guy who talks shit about the Virgin Mary.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2026 08:05 AM (hMMdC)
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Any vote counting system that requires a PhD in mathematics to understand should be a total nonstarter. I have an idea: how about whoever gets the most votes wins? And if the most votes is only a plurality and not a majority, who cares… the person who receives more votes than anyone else wins. Easy peasy
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 12, 2026 08:05 AM (uAqpe)
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@96
>>As I said: if you don't know what you're babbling about, don't babble.
What exactly is babbling?
Alaska has RCV, wherever RCV is instituted leads to democrats winning.
Democrats are currently winning in both the Governors race and Senate Race, there is zero reporting on the house race that I can find, but I would not be surprised if the donk wins that.
Good luck extricating your state from donk control.
>>As I said: if you don't know what you're babbling about, don't babble.
What exactly is babbling?
Alaska has RCV, wherever RCV is instituted leads to democrats winning.
Democrats are currently winning in both the Governors race and Senate Race, there is zero reporting on the house race that I can find, but I would not be surprised if the donk wins that.
Good luck extricating your state from donk control.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 08:06 AM (XV/Pl)
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We need to start understanding who and what we are fighting if we are going to win.
What do you mean "We", paleface? - Tonto
Did it escape your notice that the GOP loved Saboteur Thune's wreckage so much that the fastest vote in the Senate this session was to keep him in "power" ?
Technically, we are at Break Glass Use 2nd Amendment Time, but with this country dominated with nihilists with at best faint and distorted images of what a Constitutional Republic should be, there is no rally, unification or sense of Purpose and Mission to do so.
Part of the secondary effects of a religion featuring an after-life associated with virtue is that men who have a crappy and statistically short life, see battle as an adventure with two possible upsides. But we are in "Good" Times with no Purpose so there are exactly zero upsides. No one wants to bleed and die so that a septum ringed lunatic can vote another Communist into power.
What do you mean "We", paleface? - Tonto
Did it escape your notice that the GOP loved Saboteur Thune's wreckage so much that the fastest vote in the Senate this session was to keep him in "power" ?
Technically, we are at Break Glass Use 2nd Amendment Time, but with this country dominated with nihilists with at best faint and distorted images of what a Constitutional Republic should be, there is no rally, unification or sense of Purpose and Mission to do so.
Part of the secondary effects of a religion featuring an after-life associated with virtue is that men who have a crappy and statistically short life, see battle as an adventure with two possible upsides. But we are in "Good" Times with no Purpose so there are exactly zero upsides. No one wants to bleed and die so that a septum ringed lunatic can vote another Communist into power.
Posted by: Community Notes at November 12, 2026 08:06 AM (NzX/y)
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Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.
Good morning, Horde.
Posted by: Inogame at November 12, 2026 08:07 AM (53oGX)
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@101
>>Mote. Beam.
As I said, NJ is retarded, I had hoped Alaska would not be retarded, but apparently Alaska wants to swim in the retard pool.
>>Mote. Beam.
As I said, NJ is retarded, I had hoped Alaska would not be retarded, but apparently Alaska wants to swim in the retard pool.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2026 08:07 AM (XV/Pl)
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>>We're fighting the Red Army with The Little Rascals. I always appreciate your optimistic view JackStraw, I really do. I'm just having trouble finding a way to regroup from the avalanche we're facing.
Don't get me wrong. I didn't say I was optimistic. I fully understand how big the challenge is and what we are up against.
But I firmly believe that we need to understand what really happened last week and how the hidden army of NGOs and their funders are working against us if we are going to have a chance.
Talarico got more votes in a midterm election than any politician of either party in any race other than Trump. He is an absolute weirdo that might have a chance in San Francisco or some other liberal bastion but statewide in Texas? With that many votes? He even took off 2 weeks of campaigning and disappeared. Yet he got more early votes than Paxton got total votes.
We're in the middle of well planned and highly organized color revolution. That's what we are losing to.
Don't get me wrong. I didn't say I was optimistic. I fully understand how big the challenge is and what we are up against.
But I firmly believe that we need to understand what really happened last week and how the hidden army of NGOs and their funders are working against us if we are going to have a chance.
Talarico got more votes in a midterm election than any politician of either party in any race other than Trump. He is an absolute weirdo that might have a chance in San Francisco or some other liberal bastion but statewide in Texas? With that many votes? He even took off 2 weeks of campaigning and disappeared. Yet he got more early votes than Paxton got total votes.
We're in the middle of well planned and highly organized color revolution. That's what we are losing to.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2026 08:08 AM (viF8m)
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"Willowed" is a passive verb only.
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