God's Own ONT

Fair Friday, fellow travelers! Tonight, along with the regular videos, you're getting God memes. I found a whole folder of them that I forgot I had, so here you go!

Fido Friday: Football!

https://t.co/0NG34N2irv
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Naming birds

Goth

Bonus Fido Friday: Everyone likes to cheer on their favorite player

https://t.co/pCsCpS5H9H
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Bees

Long enough

Video gotcha

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Moo!

Lime and the

Nailed it

https://t.co/E64k9CWDgy
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For all mankind

This one is just funny

Relationships

https://t.co/35xvOtUQFF
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Fair trade

Oh boy!

Funny ad

https://t.co/6sg72U2FZW
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Roles

Tool users

The science of Spencer's

https://t.co/8wynHJMAKt
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Take that!

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by danger hugs:

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

Comments

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1 What's happening in Poland?

GPT-6 Luna [edited for clarity]

The main story is a deepening political and judicial standoff. Prime Minister Donald Tusk’s government and President Karol Nawrocki are at odds over appointments to Poland’s Constitutional Tribunal, with competing claims over which judges are entitled to sit. The dispute has escalated into public demonstrations and is sharpening the divide between the government and the nation’s citizens.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 13, 2026 10:00 PM (826kS)

2 early

Posted by: LRob in OK at November 13, 2026 10:00 PM (47diA)

3 Good evening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 13, 2026 10:01 PM (Ta4DE)

4 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 13, 2026 10:02 PM (6PUpl)

5
Nuts don't have teats. It ain't real milk.

Posted by: four seasons at November 13, 2026 10:03 PM (/QHx4)

6 Good evenig horde

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 13, 2026 10:03 PM (NnhvP)

7 Adam: "GREAT Tits."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:04 PM (l3cgK)

8 Good evening morons e grazie wd

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 13, 2026 10:05 PM (RIvkX)

9 5
Nuts don't have teats. It ain't real milk.

Posted by: four seasons at November 13, 2026 10:03 PM (/QHx4)

https://youtu.be/8rFprH0949o&t=67s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:06 PM (l3cgK)

10 If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

😛

Yay Friday ONT

Posted by: mindful webworker - my goodness right or wrong at November 13, 2026 10:06 PM (ou9Ci)

11 Let God sort them out.

Posted by: Arnaud Amaury at November 13, 2026 10:06 PM (LP53j)

12 10 If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

😛

Yay Friday ONT

Posted by: mindful webworker - my goodness right or wrong at November 13, 2026 10:06 PM (ou9Ci)

Was once asked, somewhat facetiously, if I could do it all over again if I would get it right...
My reply: "Nope, I would make a whole bunch of NEW mistakes and a few old ones."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:07 PM (l3cgK)

13 Nuts don't have teats. It ain't real milk.

Posted by: four seasons

I have made an exhaustive study of bewbs. Ain't never seen any on almonds, coconuts, cashews, hazelnuts, walnuts, macadamias, pistachios, or pecans.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2026 10:08 PM (xrAei)

14
jim,amen.

Posted by: four seasons at November 13, 2026 10:08 PM (/QHx4)

15
Thanks Dave, always worth staying up for.

Posted by: Auspex at November 13, 2026 10:09 PM (Y8DZL)

16 Unladen Tits.

Posted by: davidt at November 13, 2026 10:09 PM (Q+gd/)

17 Nuts don't have teats. It ain't real milk.

Posted by: four seasons at November 13, 2026 10:03 PM (/QHx4)
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Exactly.

Posted by: Crusader at November 13, 2026 10:11 PM (Cjcf6)

18 That was great as always. Nice job Dave.

Posted by: A deer at November 13, 2026 10:11 PM (viF8m)

19 God said to Abraham "Kill me a son"
Abe said "Man, you must be putting me on"
God said "No"
Abe said "What"
God said "Abe, do what ever you want, but the next
time you see me coming, you better run"
Abe said "Where you want this killing done",
God said "Out on Highway 61".

Posted by: Bobby D at November 13, 2026 10:12 PM (X5Jzz)

20 Sea otters hold hands while they sleep.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2026 10:14 PM (jn9fL)

21 I've got forty red, white, and blue shoe strings
what am I to do with these things?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 13, 2026 10:14 PM (826kS)

22 The obsession with sea otters on this site is beyond my comprehension.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2026 10:15 PM (4Je4D)

23
The main story is a deepening political and judicial standoff. Prime Minister Donald Tusk’s government and President Karol Nawrocki are at odds over appointments to Poland’s Constitutional Tribunal, with competing claims over which judges are entitled to sit. The dispute has escalated into public demonstrations and is sharpening the divide between the government and the nation’s citizens.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 13, 2026 10:00 PM (826kS)

I don't think this is going to end well.

Posted by: Moki at November 13, 2026 10:15 PM (wLjpr)

24 God sounds like a funny guy.

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2026 10:15 PM (oq9dX)

25 Tool users

So THAT'S how Starbucks does it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:16 PM (l3cgK)

26
Make a rainbow with the colors. You will be cool.

Posted by: four seasons at November 13, 2026 10:16 PM (/QHx4)

27 Nuts don't have teats. It ain't real milk.

While I understand the desire to turn everything to boobs—and fully approve of this desire—this is an argument that was lost at almost a millennia ago. That’s when we start finding recipes calling for almond milk in English.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 13, 2026 10:16 PM (f2Jjf)

28 Jim McDermott died.

Raging liberal.
But one that would talk with the other side.

Kinda like Tip O’Neill.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2026 10:17 PM (yEz+x)

29 This is why you are the GOAT of ONT.
Hall of Fame entry tonight.

Posted by: I still dream of Jeannie at November 13, 2026 10:18 PM (97ePz)

30 27 Nuts don't have teats. It ain't real milk.

While I understand the desire to turn everything to boobs—and fully approve of this desire—this is an argument that was lost at almost a millennia ago. That’s when we start finding recipes calling for almond milk in English.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 13, 2026 10:16 PM (f2Jjf)

They should stop calling it "milk" and call it what it really is, which is "nut juice".

Posted by: a.moron at November 13, 2026 10:18 PM (X5Jzz)

31 No meme on God making the platypus?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:19 PM (l3cgK)

32 24 God sounds like a funny guy.
Posted by: wth

God is Non Binary.

Do try to keep up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2026 10:19 PM (jn9fL)

33 The obsession with sea otters on this site is beyond my comprehension.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at November 13, 2026 10:19 PM (oq9dX)

34 Thanks for the ONT.

This was a good one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 13, 2026 10:20 PM (lbtIB)

35 30 27 Nuts don't have teats. It ain't real milk.

While I understand the desire to turn everything to boobs—and fully approve of this desire—this is an argument that was lost at almost a millennia ago. That’s when we start finding recipes calling for almond milk in English.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 13, 2026 10:16 PM (f2Jjf)

They should stop calling it "milk" and call it what it really is, which is "nut juice".

Posted by: a.moron at November 13, 2026 10:18 PM (X5Jzz)

Nut pressings?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:20 PM (l3cgK)

36 Sorry I'm late, I was trying to get a mustard stain out of my cummerbund.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2026 10:20 PM (I+GD+)

37 32 24 God sounds like a funny guy.
Posted by: wth

God is Non Binary.

Do try to keep up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2026 10:19 PM (jn9fL)

It's an analog universe, unless you go quantum...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:21 PM (l3cgK)

38 They should stop calling it "milk" and call it what it really is, which is "nut juice".

Posted by: a.moron

"Excuse me, sir. Would you like to try some nut juice?"

Posted by: Costco demo lady at November 13, 2026 10:21 PM (Ta4DE)

39 The Angel and G-d conversation sounds a lot like when Maria Portokolis found out Ian doesn't eat meat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 13, 2026 10:21 PM (XV/Pl)

40
I am aware that a lot of women pump out their excess breast milk and donate it to people. I wonder how many of those women are on drugs of any kind.

Hmmmm, feed your baby with donated breast milk or feed them formula.

Everything these days is a crap shoot.

Posted by: four seasons at November 13, 2026 10:22 PM (/QHx4)

41 31 No meme on God making the platypus?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:19 PM (l3cgK)

----------

Interns. Never let them go wild.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2026 10:22 PM (4Je4D)

42 38 They should stop calling it "milk" and call it what it really is, which is "nut juice".

Posted by: a.moron

"Excuse me, sir. Would you like to try some nut juice?"

Posted by: Costco demo lady at November 13, 2026 10:21 PM (Ta4DE)

Is it creamy?

Posted by: James Talarico at November 13, 2026 10:22 PM (l3cgK)

43 Poland recently had its independence day. The FNM called the people that participated nationalists and "the far right"

And the funny thing is Poland in the end got its independence from Germany because the Russian Empire had lost its Polish lands to Germany

Of course as of today you have an ethnic German, Tusk, trying to make it part of Germany's EU again.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2026 10:23 PM (sKqQm)

44 Evening, all!

Thanks for the memes, WeirdDave!

I think I was ghosted by the recruiter today... figures. Friday the 13th and all the weird crud that's happened nationwide in the past 24 hours.

Posted by: RandomDave at November 13, 2026 10:23 PM (aJQbY)

45 I think Talarico's primary concern with nut juice is just how aged it was.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2026 10:23 PM (sKqQm)

46
I'm certain we'll get our first frost tonight. Forecast low is 31F, and I'm already 36F here now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 13, 2026 10:24 PM (w6EFb)

47 From earlier:

>>>By the way, I really doubt that "steroids" are being mixed into these very common, very safe supplements

That's 100 percent true but 20 years ago some shady companies actually snuck steroidal compound into their supplements.

Posted by: Max Power at November 13, 2026 10:24 PM (+4MW9)

48 The dispute has escalated into public demonstrations and is sharpening the divide between the government and the nation’s citizens.

The core problem everywhere in the western world is that the people protest and the government still just does what it wants in full certainly the people will hold signs, cast votes, and then just go home.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2026 10:25 PM (sKqQm)

49 The obsession with sea otters on this site is beyond my comprehension.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2026 10:15 PM (4Je4D)

Now do bats and.penguins.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 13, 2026 10:25 PM (e2sZN)

50 22 The obsession with sea otters on this site is beyond my comprehension.
Posted by: Cicero

(shakes head in agreement)

Posted by: River Otters at November 13, 2026 10:25 PM (6PUpl)

51 I have made an exhaustive study of bewbs. Ain't never seen any on almonds, coconuts, cashews, hazelnuts, walnuts, macadamias, pistachios, or pecans.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2026 10:08 PM (xrAei)

Sounds like you really made a study of nuts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 13, 2026 10:25 PM (lbtIB)

52 40
I am aware that a lot of women pump out their excess breast milk and donate it to people. I wonder how many of those women are on drugs of any kind.

Hmmmm, feed your baby with donated breast milk or feed them formula.

Everything these days is a crap shoot.

Posted by: four seasons at November 13, 2026 10:22 PM (/QHx4)

My grandmother did this during the Depression. At one point, someone was selling cows milk as human breast milk, and babies were getting very sick from it (cows milk is NOT good for babies). They called my Grandma in, as she had been donating breast milk for two years and questioned here. According to her story, she whipped out a breast and pumped it right there, proving it wasn't her...
She also duked it out with another woman whose child was wailing on my dad...
Grandma was one tough woman.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:25 PM (l3cgK)

53 2 early
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 13, 2026 10:00 PM (47diA)

What does that feel like?

Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2026 10:26 PM (I+GD+)

54 In the old, old days before formula if a mother couldn't provide milk they'd have a wet nurse because of course a significant portion of women were lactating with the higher birth rates.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2026 10:27 PM (sKqQm)

55 A holy thread

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 13, 2026 10:27 PM (KSpBt)

56 51 I have made an exhaustive study of bewbs. Ain't never seen any on almonds, coconuts, cashews, hazelnuts, walnuts, macadamias, pistachios, or pecans.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2026 10:08 PM (xrAei)

Sounds like you really made a study of nuts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 13, 2026 10:25 PM (lbtIB)

Sounds like how James Talarico would do it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:27 PM (l3cgK)

57 40
I am aware that a lot of women pump out their excess breast milk and donate it to people. I wonder how many of those women are on drugs of any kind.

Hmmmm, feed your baby with donated breast milk or feed them formula.

Everything these days is a crap shoot.

Posted by: four seasons

To each their own.

But breast feeding my boys was intensely personal to me. I could imagine feeding anoth child if it’s mother was dead and it was starving. But. No. Too personal. And I feel it would be almost like cheating on my kids.

I love the bond I have with them knowing I fed them. From me. How cool is that?

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2026 10:27 PM (jn9fL)

58 Poland recently had its independence day. The FNM called the people that participated nationalists and "the far right"
----

The left has corrupted "far right" to mean anything that doesn't include regular recitations of Mein Kamp or Das Kapital.

On the plus side, I look forward to ESPN having to defend themselves on the charges of being "far right".

Posted by: Crusader at November 13, 2026 10:28 PM (Cjcf6)

59 I saw some movie today where Aubrey Plaza plays a stalker. She's an odd one, and not just in her roles.

But is it an act? Hard to say...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2026 10:28 PM (sKqQm)

60 54 In the old, old days before formula if a mother couldn't provide milk they'd have a wet nurse because of course a significant portion of women were lactating with the higher birth rates.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2026 10:27 PM (sKqQm)

It also turns out that goats milk can be consumed by babies without ill effects. It's the fats, apparently.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:28 PM (l3cgK)

61 We have a lactation thread. An HQ first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2026 10:28 PM (4Je4D)

62 James Talarico looks like a less masculine Alfred E. Neuman.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 13, 2026 10:28 PM (6PUpl)

63 @47

>>That's 100 percent true but 20 years ago some shady companies actually snuck steroidal compound into their supplements.

It was actually steroid precursors that would metabolize into weak androgens.

It would mostly make you bloat rather than help protein synthesis and real muscle accretion.

Nothing beats genuine steroids.

I remember when you could order them directly out of Muscle Mags back pages.

Ahhhh the good old days.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 13, 2026 10:28 PM (XV/Pl)

64 59 I saw some movie today where Aubrey Plaza plays a stalker. She's an odd one, and not just in her roles.

But is it an act? Hard to say...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2026 10:28 PM (sKqQm)

Yeah, she definitely has some "Don't stick yer dick in crazy" vibes to her...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:29 PM (l3cgK)

65
Daughter-in-law had an issue with one child where she could not breast feed a baby. A friend who is completely batshit crazy donated her breast milk. Yeah, we'll see what is the result of that.

Posted by: four seasons at November 13, 2026 10:29 PM (/QHx4)

66 It is interesting how particular various milks are. I was reading a thread by a squirrel rehaber (yes they exist) and no you can't use commercial puppy or kitten milk.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2026 10:29 PM (sKqQm)

67
G-d's not extremely online and/or gay. He doesn't "meme."

Posted by: Unapologetic Saneist at November 13, 2026 10:29 PM (BI5O2)

68 Pitt is just playing well enough to get there coach fired. FSU wins. Next game up, Houston/Colorado.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 13, 2026 10:29 PM (6PUpl)

69 61 We have a lactation thread. An HQ first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2026 10:28 PM (4Je4D)

They do involve calcium cannons...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:30 PM (l3cgK)

70 That's a steep price for a companion. What can I get for a rib?

Posted by: Adam at November 13, 2026 10:31 PM (wVcYX)

71 But are cuttlefish poisonous?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:31 PM (l3cgK)

72 Daughter-in-law had an issue with one child where she could not breast feed a baby. A friend who is completely batshit crazy donated her breast milk. Yeah, we'll see what is the result of that.

When formula was introduced it was at first seen as superior to breast milk because people didn't know all the things a baby gets from its mother's milk.

Along those lines there is emerging science on just how different people's gut biomes can be and how they effect more then you might expect.

Maybe in a century there will be data on how some common ingredient in the 2000s screwed up people's digest tract and therefore made them mewling commies?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2026 10:32 PM (sKqQm)

73 After my very pre-mature grandson was born, mama produced way, way, WAY too much milk for him. She donated it to other infants and families.

Side note: I learned from the gals in the NICU that super small premies do not know how to suck, swallow and breathe in the proper order when they are that small.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2026 10:33 PM (xrAei)

74 Thanks for the ONT, WD.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:33 PM (l3cgK)

75 I really loved feeding my kids.

Hurt like hell with the first for a couple weeks. Nipples cracked and bled and felt like red hot needles being stabbed into them. But, I persevered. And fed him for 13 months.

Marine would still be breastfeeding if I hadn’t weaned him at 26 months.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2026 10:33 PM (yEz+x)

76 Maybe in a century there will be data on how some common ingredient in the 2000s screwed up people's digest tract and therefore made them mewling commies?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2026 10:32 PM (sKqQm

Public education

Posted by: Unapologetic Saneist at November 13, 2026 10:34 PM (BI5O2)

77 I'd like to have a beer with God.

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2026 10:34 PM (oq9dX)

78 Along those lines there is emerging science on just how different people's gut biomes can be and how they effect more then you might expect.

Maybe in a century there will be data on how some common ingredient in the 2000s screwed up people's digest tract and therefore made them mewling commies?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2026 10:32 PM (sKqQm)

Apparently scientists have also found feedback between baby and mommy...when baby's sick, momma will pump more antibodies into her milk...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:34 PM (l3cgK)

79 The obsession with sea otters on this site is beyond my comprehension.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2026 10:15 PM (4Je4D)

Now do bats and.penguins.
---

The next big laugh I get out of one of the posts by "Big Penguin" will be the first. It's like wanting to find a Porsche, and instead driving a Karmann Ghia.

Posted by: Crusader at November 13, 2026 10:35 PM (Cjcf6)

80 Hurt like hell with the first for a couple weeks. Nipples cracked and bled and felt like red hot needles being stabbed into them

------

Yup. I thought I would die.

Posted by: Mayor Pete, Chestfeeder at November 13, 2026 10:35 PM (LP53j)

81 75 I really loved feeding my kids.

Hurt like hell with the first for a couple weeks. Nipples cracked and bled and felt like red hot needles being stabbed into them. But, I persevered. And fed him for 13 months.

Marine would still be breastfeeding if I hadn’t weaned him at 26 months.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2026 10:33 PM (yEz+x)

One of my mother's aunts (what she called her, but she was probably a second cousin one removed) supposedly breastfed her son for SEVEN YEARS...she said he would go out to play marbles with his friends, then run home to breastfeed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:36 PM (l3cgK)

82 You want 2 lanes or 4 on the bridge to Hawaii?

Posted by: God at November 13, 2026 10:36 PM (wVcYX)

83 One of my mother's aunts (what she called her, but she was probably a second cousin one removed) supposedly breastfed her son for SEVEN YEARS...she said he would go out to play marbles with his friends, then run home to breastfeed...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Bet he didn’t grow up a fag.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2026 10:37 PM (jn9fL)

84 "Nope, I would make a whole bunch of NEW mistakes and a few old ones."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I have often had occasion (often involuntarily) to review my choices in life, and to ponder those paths not taken. But each alternative would have required earlier choices to be different, going back to before I was making choices. And that alternate universe would not have those I love in them.

I must, perforce, rely upon divine forgiveness, 'cause I can't change one thing of the past.

Posted by: mindful webworker - regerts, i have a few, a few too many to be counting... at November 13, 2026 10:37 PM (ou9Ci)

85 Evening all,

We have a launch in about 1.5 hours.

Rocket Lab - Electron
The Mountain God Rises - Mähia, NZ
Launch Date: November 13, 2026
Launch Time:12:30 AM EST (0530 UTC, 06:30 CET)

https://youtu.be/ckt4YteEe34

Posted by: Joyenz at November 13, 2026 10:37 PM (2F0/Y)

86 83 One of my mother's aunts (what she called her, but she was probably a second cousin one removed) supposedly breastfed her son for SEVEN YEARS...she said he would go out to play marbles with his friends, then run home to breastfeed...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Bet he didn’t grow up a fag.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2026 10:37 PM (jn9fL)

As she never told me exactly which "cousin" of hers he was, I can neither confirm nor deny.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2026 10:38 PM (l3cgK)

87 Those God jokes really tuned up the comments.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 13, 2026 10:38 PM (5KTx2)

88 Public education

Posted by: Unapologetic Saneist at November 13, 2026 10:34 PM (BI5O2)

One thing that really doesn't get discussed often enough is the impact public education has had on public health.

Colds and flu cycle through the country (from China) because people send their sick kids to school where they are crammed in with other kids.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2026 10:38 PM (sKqQm)

89 Marine would still be breastfeeding if I hadn’t weaned him at 26 months.
Posted by: nurse ratched
......

He may still be, just not with you. Don't be jealous, Marines like motor boats even more than those Navy fags.

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2026 10:39 PM (oq9dX)

90 But are cuttlefish poisonous?...

I don't think so but they are venomous.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 13, 2026 10:39 PM (vTZFs)

91 Everything these days is a crap shoot.

Posted by: four seasons
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That's why you keep a tight rein on Maria until baby is 3.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 13, 2026 10:39 PM (826kS)

92 90 But are cuttlefish poisonous?...

I don't think so but they are venomous.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 13, 2026 10:39 PM (vTZFs)

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Toxic too, but the budgies seem to like them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2026 10:42 PM (LP53j)

93 I just had a earth shattering realization:

Due to the FAA mandated ground stop, many, if not most DIV I football teams will not make their away games tomorrow.

OKAY!! NOW THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS!!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2026 10:42 PM (xrAei)

94 There was a 2 year period where, due to the Nazi-Soviet “non-aggression” pact, if one ran afoul of your Polish government, after the NKVD got through with you, they would turn you over to the Gestapo, or vice-versa, for further tune-ups. Nice.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 13, 2026 10:42 PM (IgyJl)

95 He may still be, just not with you. Don't be jealous, Marines like motor boats even more than those Navy fags.
Posted by: wth

His wife is preggers. I’m sure her boobs are lovely.

He’s in heaven.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 13, 2026 10:43 PM (yEz+x)

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