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Mike Johnson Takes Accountability and Steps Down from House Leadership; Jim Jordan Elected to Replace Him

Mike Johnson did what McConnell's protege and butt-boy John Thune refuses to do: He stepped down from leadership.

Jim Jordan was elected in his place.

I'm not thrilled about that either, but at least someone demonstrated some accountability.

House Republicans on Tuesday selected Rep. Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, to lead Republican lawmakers in the minority in the next Congress.

Members of the conference chose between him and Majority Leader Steve Scalise.

The vote was 106 for Jordan and 73 for Scalise, according to Punchbowl News.

House Speaker Mike Johnson decided to step down from leadership after the party's loss in the midterms.

In an update: One of the world's richest communists, the pro-rape Venture Socialist Bernie Sanders, declares that Schumer must go.

First thing I've agreed with him on in years.

Overton
@Overton_News

And...here...we...go.

This is going to be a bloodbath between the socialists and the establishment within the Democrat Party.

85-year-old socialist Bernie Sanders just publicly came out AGAINST reelecting Chuck Schumer as Senate Democratic Leader in the next Congress.

SANDERS: "I personally have known Chuck Schumer for over 30 years. And I like Chuck. Nobody who works harder than Chuck Schumer."

"But in my view, the time is now for change."

"And I will not be supporting Chuck to be reelected as the Democratic leader."



The CIA Karen who wants to prosecute Trump officials to scare young people from joining the conservative movement is also a "no" on Schumer:



For his part, Schumer is trying to show what a Big Tough Nebbish he is.




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:10 PM




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1 This change might have mitigated the losses republicans had last week if they had done it a year ago.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 10, 2026 05:12 PM (I43vL)

2 PRESENT!

Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 05:13 PM (AKptf)

3 and I read every word!

Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 05:13 PM (AKptf)

4 sounds like Bernie's houses need repainting and the plumbing looked at

Posted by: Kindltot at November 10, 2026 05:14 PM (rbvCR)

5 The person who most should have stepped down didn't. Quelle suprise.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 10, 2026 05:14 PM (oji8u)

6 Thune buffaloed them.

Posted by: torabora at November 10, 2026 05:15 PM (0FZA0)

7 Bernie is 85? He was born when Germany bombed Pearl Harbor ??

Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 05:15 PM (AKptf)

8 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Gotta go buy some popcorn for the Schumer kerfuffle - this is gonna be fun to watch 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 10, 2026 05:15 PM (SRRAx)

9 So bernie sanders who controls the far left wing of the democrat party told his minions to not support schumer for majority leader. What he did not do is recommend a replacement for him. It's gonna get ugly.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 10, 2026 05:15 PM (I43vL)

10 Does it really matter who is majority leader?

They’re Democrats. Which means they all vote the same and in lock step with what the Soros donors tell them to do.

Majority leader is just an honorary title for them.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 05:16 PM (GW+4b)

11 Top 10?

Posted by: Mick at November 10, 2026 05:18 PM (HFx9z)

12 America needs a serious Secretary of Defense, not a WANNABE WARLORD!
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Chuck had his chance to say something not dumb, and he whiffed.

Assertion by apoplexy is something.

Posted by: Arthur Two-Sheds Jackson at November 10, 2026 05:18 PM (Fi81e)

13
So bernie sanders who controls the far left wing of the democrat party

Not for long. The future doesn't belong to useless, superannuated three-house hypocrites who have never had a bill passed in their entire tenure.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2026 05:18 PM (eRlcH)

14 Elissa Slotkin is built like a tank. Looks like one, too.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 10, 2026 05:18 PM (SRRAx)

15 I get everyone feeling let down by Congress, but I firmly believe this was like 1% of the problem on Election Night.

The reality is, we had a bare majority and the usual RINOs in the Senate killed everything.

Even if the SAVE act had passed, same exact result. And the BBB was a lot of bills into one.

Im just curious, what specific law should have been passed that would have changed things?

Voters dumped way more than just Congress, governorships and state legislatures also.

Posted by: Leupold at November 10, 2026 05:18 PM (eIzlH)

16 Is that the sound of sleeves being rolled up reverberating through the august halls of congress?

Posted by: Seagrams and sprite at November 10, 2026 05:18 PM (Iwv3U)

17
I voted for warlords, myself. Anyone else?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2026 05:19 PM (eRlcH)

18 That pic of Beria and some apparatchik is great. The look of sheer terror on Bernie's face while Lavrenty gives him the stink eye is perfect.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 10, 2026 05:21 PM (Fv808)

19 nebbish > knobbish

Posted by: gp at November 10, 2026 05:21 PM (Jr5Lq)

20 Slotkin should eat something other than ball park franks.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2026 05:21 PM (YZ0Fo)

21
Slotkin's leather jacket is way too short for a commissar.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2026 05:22 PM (eRlcH)

22 85-year-old socialist Bernie Sanders just publicly came out AGAINST reelecting Chuck Schumer as Senate Democratic Leader in the next Congress.

SANDERS: "I personally have known Chuck Schumer for over 30 years. And I like Chuck. Nobody who works harder than Chuck Schumer."

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That arch-communist Sanders now seeks to be a kingmaker.

Posted by: Decaf at November 10, 2026 05:22 PM (uKqbA)

23 Why, exactly, is anyone giving that antique socialist the time of day?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 10, 2026 05:23 PM (LEj5u)

24 Fuck Jim Jordan and his rolles up sleeves.

Posted by: SomeGuy at November 10, 2026 05:23 PM (Cp72Q)

25 There ought to be a required retirement age for people in Congress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 05:24 PM (JrHfD)

26 House Speaker Mike Johnson NUKES pathetic RINO Rep. Thomas Massie (KY): “Thomas Massie is a disgruntled congressman, and the impeachment effort is a political gambit for attention.”

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Very nice parting shot.

Posted by: Decaf at November 10, 2026 05:24 PM (uKqbA)

27 Slotkin's leather jacket is way too short for a commissar.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Heh. I was looking at the jacket and boots and thinking East German.

Posted by: scampydog at November 10, 2026 05:24 PM (2bFN5)

28 And I like Chuck. Nobody who works harder than Chuck Schumer.
.....

Except for the guy who mows my lawns. And the housecleaners. And my grandson BBQing burgers, and etc., etc.

Posted by: wth at November 10, 2026 05:25 PM (UjdFS)

29 There ought to be a required retirement age for people in Congress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 05:24 PM (JrHfD)
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Maxine Waters - 2.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:25 PM (Fi81e)

30 Alternate headline: “Flaccid Senate Republicans Reach in to Their Bag of Dicks to Reelect Gay Fluffer John Thune”

Posted by: Vengeance at November 10, 2026 05:25 PM (imkMW)

31 Why, exactly, is anyone giving that antique socialist the time of day?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Because it will be so funny to watch the rug get pulled out from under him by those he believes to be his acolytes.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 10, 2026 05:25 PM (umtDu)

32 What is going on with Slotkin's neck?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 10, 2026 05:26 PM (Dv3i1)

33 Anytime a Speaker moves on from the post, they should get a Bag O' Dicks as a parting gifts.

Posted by: Irwin Mainway, CEO Of Bag O Stuff at November 10, 2026 05:26 PM (ckEP2)

34 What is going on with Slotkin's neck?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 10, 2026 05:26 PM (Dv3i1)
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That's a MAN, baby!

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:26 PM (Fi81e)

35 Elissa Slotkin is built like a tank. Looks like one, too.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 10, 2026 05:18 PM (SRRAx)

The turkey neck is nice as well

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 10, 2026 05:26 PM (NtVYv)

36 Sen. Elissa Slotkin (D-MI) who also says shes a “no” on Schumer “right now”.

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She is the most dangerous person in Congress in a long time. And she will still be there for at least the next four years.

Posted by: Decaf at November 10, 2026 05:26 PM (uKqbA)

37 Anytime a Speaker moves on from the post, they should get a Bag O' Dicks as a parting gifts.

Posted by: Irwin Mainway, CEO Of Bag O Stuff at November 10, 2026 05:26 PM (ckEP2)
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And played off to the trombone blare of the Price is Right.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:27 PM (Fi81e)

38 14 Elissa Slotkin is built like a tank. Looks like one, too.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 10, 2026 05:18 PM (SRRAx)

She's lumpy and unattractive. An IHOP parking lot 3. But she accentuates her lack of attributes with a thoroughly Soviet sense of style. All she lacks in that outfit is a bandana or kerchief on her head.

Next up, swimwear.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 10, 2026 05:27 PM (Rx2Cw)

39 Elissa Slotkin is built like a tank. Looks like one, too.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 10, 2026 05:18 PM (SRRAx)

She looks like a Broadasauras

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 10, 2026 05:27 PM (NtVYv)

40 Hmm.
Question... will there be a GOP in 10 or 20 years?
As currently structured, they're pretty useless...

Posted by: man at November 10, 2026 05:28 PM (pfXMo)

41 Wattle Slotkin do, now?

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:28 PM (Fi81e)

42 No one wants to see slotkin in swimwear.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2026 05:28 PM (YZ0Fo)

43 Shumer wil be leader. This is all theater for the DSA types.

Republicans dispensed with the theater and went straight to telling their voters to fuck off.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 05:28 PM (GW+4b)

44
Rolling up the sleeves here. Scrubbing the house. We will have a houseful of family for Thanksgiving.

Oh, rolling up the sleeves means something else.

Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2026 05:29 PM (/QHx4)

45 that's a bossy stance that Slotkin thing is frontin'

Posted by: DanMan at November 10, 2026 05:29 PM (8uzBS)

46 If there were Republican men in the senate they would take care of Thune.
If there was One Republican man with the balls and brains of Nancy Pelosi in the senate he would take care of Thune.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2026 05:29 PM (wljQY)

47 She's lumpy and unattractive. An IHOP parking lot 3. But she accentuates her lack of attributes with a thoroughly Soviet sense of style.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 10, 2026 05:27 PM (Rx2Cw)
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She has 6 ways to Sunday to get back at you!

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:29 PM (Fi81e)

48 Look at Slotkin in that pic. She looks like Stalin’s sadomasochist bondage lady. Nice boots, comrade.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 10, 2026 05:29 PM (imkMW)

49 The revenge of Bread Line Bernie. They fucked him over and he's coming for scalps.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2026 05:29 PM (bFq8h)

50 That woman?? is wearing 3 musketeers boots.

Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2026 05:29 PM (enNUy)

51
I expected a big gong to sound when Schumer was talking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2026 05:29 PM (eRlcH)

52 Republicans dispensed with the theater and went straight to telling their voters to fuck off.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 05:28 PM (GW+4b)
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Message received.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:30 PM (Fi81e)

53 Quick image search for 'Elissa Slotkin naked' yields bupkis. I just can't help myself.

Posted by: gp at November 10, 2026 05:30 PM (Jr5Lq)

54 >>Sen. Elissa Slotkin (D-MI) who also says shes a “no” on Schumer “right now”.

She should say no more often at the senate buffet.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 10, 2026 05:30 PM (imkMW)

55 Elissa's going for the Mussolini pose.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 10, 2026 05:30 PM (Fv808)

56 Does it really matter who is majority leader?

They’re Democrats. Which means they all vote the same and in lock step with what the Soros donors tell them to do.

Majority leader is just an honorary title for them.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 05:16 PM (GW+4b)

---------------

Always was always will be the Borg.

Posted by: Decaf at November 10, 2026 05:30 PM (uKqbA)

57 He's a little too young probably, but I'd vote for Brandon Gill as ML in a heartbeat.

He's sharp, nothing but business, focused, and hammers the left on a regular basis.

Jordan is much more soft, but he's better than nothing, I guess, and he gets along with Trump the vast majority of the time, so that's a plus..

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 10, 2026 05:31 PM (6ydKt)

58 That woman?? is wearing 3 musketeers boots.

Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2026 05:29 PM (enNUy)
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It's the nougat.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:31 PM (Fi81e)

59 The turkey neck is nice as well
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 10, 2026 05:26 PM (NtVYv)

Looks like she swallows her meals whole. Like a snake.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 10, 2026 05:31 PM (Rx2Cw)

60
Elissa, She Wolf of the Senate

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2026 05:31 PM (eRlcH)

61

Komissar Slotkin heeds General Secretary Sanders.

Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 05:32 PM (AKptf)

62 Schumer’s probably in the senate cloak room right now asking if anyone needs their shoes shined.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 10, 2026 05:32 PM (imkMW)

63 Quick image search for 'Elissa Slotkin naked' yields bupkis. I just can't help myself.

Posted by: gp at November 10, 2026 05:30 PM (Jr5Lq)
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And people don't think there's a merciful God above!

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:32 PM (Fi81e)

64 SANDERS: "I personally have known Chuck Schumer for over 30 years. And I like Chuck. Nobody who works harder than Chuck Schumer."

"But in my view, the time is now for change."

"And I will not be supporting Chuck to be reelected as the Democratic leader."


I think this old Commie bastard would vote for Abdul to be leader if he could get a way with it.

Bernie's not a Democrat so shouldn't get a say in their leadership, anyhow.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 10, 2026 05:33 PM (6ydKt)

65 Slotkin's leather jacket is way too short for a commissar.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Heh. I was looking at the jacket and boots and thinking East German.
Posted by: scampydog at November 10, 2026 05:24 PM (2bFN5)

----------------

Now that you mention it ...

Posted by: Decaf at November 10, 2026 05:33 PM (uKqbA)

66 Hello, my name is Elissa Slotkin
I am elected Senator of MI.
I am here to fuck you up.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2026 05:33 PM (wljQY)

67 55 Elissa's going for the Mussolini pose.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 10, 2026 05:30 PM (Fv80

Il Douche.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 10, 2026 05:33 PM (Rx2Cw)

68
Massie is just setting up his '28 Presidential run.

Massie/Tucker Carlson '28!!

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 10, 2026 05:33 PM (OkYzo)

69 Look at Slotkin in that pic. She looks like Stalin’s sadomasochist bondage lady. Nice boots, comrade.
Posted by: Vengeance at November 10, 2026 05:29 PM (imkMW)
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The boots were chosen with particular care and purpose.

Posted by: mrp at November 10, 2026 05:33 PM (rj6Yv)

70 Minority Turd is right in Jim Jordan's wheelhouse.

More bluster, strongly worded letters, dog n pony show hearings but now he shows up to Fox shows blaming Dems for his doing nothing to help push Trump's agenda. Everything new is old again.

Posted by: Truth Antisocial at November 10, 2026 05:33 PM (hyQrc)

71
Bernie looks nagged into this.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:33 PM (Fi81e)

72 What is going on with Slotkin's neck?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 10, 2026 05:26 PM (Dv3i1)

Missing a necktie?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 10, 2026 05:34 PM (MxTr+)

73 67 55 Elissa's going for the Mussolini pose.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 10, 2026 05:30 PM (Fv80

Il Douche.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Lol. Well done.

Posted by: scampydog at November 10, 2026 05:34 PM (2bFN5)

74
Chuckie's going to be wearing a dunce cap and a placard with his crimes while being beaten by the DSA Guards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2026 05:34 PM (eRlcH)

75 Massie is just setting up his '28 Presidential run.

Massie/Tucker Carlson '28!!
Posted by: Frank Barone

And he'll get less votes than Asa! did

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2026 05:34 PM (YZ0Fo)

76 Since 2007 there have been 6 speakers of the house. 5 Republicans and Nancy Pelosi. She accomplished more for her party than the 5 Republicans combined did for their party.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 05:34 PM (GW+4b)

77 64 SANDERS: "I personally have known Chuck Schumer for over 30 years. And I like Chuck. Nobody who works harder than Chuck Schumer."

"But in my view, the time is now for change."
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dacha, dacha, dacha

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2026 05:35 PM (wljQY)

78 Hope you never have to clean the shitter after Elissa's been in there like I have to. I thought it was Ed Asner in there from the smell.

Light a match lady sheesh.

Posted by: Juan Valdez illegal working as a congressional janitor at November 10, 2026 05:35 PM (ckEP2)

79 The Key to life is a penis in your asshole...
https://youtube.com/shorts/LfDPwWwAfD4

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at November 10, 2026 05:36 PM (l3cgK)

80 She's lumpy and unattractive. An IHOP parking lot 3. But she accentuates her lack of attributes with a thoroughly Soviet sense of style. All she lacks in that outfit is a bandana or kerchief on her head.

Next up, swimwear.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 10, 2026 05:27 PM (Rx2Cw)

One of those big woolen winter Russian hats would fill out her style.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 10, 2026 05:36 PM (6ydKt)

81 Is Vermont bat shit crazy or is it just bat shit crazy people there are very vocal?

Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2026 05:36 PM (enNUy)

82 SANDERS: "I personally have known Chuck Schumer for over 30 years. And I like Chuck. Nobody who works harder than Chuck Schumer."

"But in my view, the time is now for change."
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dacha, dacha, dacha

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2026 05:35 PM


He is 85 years old surely he is not angling for yet another house?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 10, 2026 05:36 PM (I43vL)

83 I don't care what Elise Slotkin looks like . She is a terrible, far left woman ( and probably a CIA plant) .Slotkin wouldn't improve if she looked like Sydney Sweeney but had the same politics she ( Slotkin) currently has.

Oh, yes, Chapelle is part of the Nation of Islam radical black nationalist sect :

"Mainstream Muslims generally do not consider NOI followers to be Muslims due to major theological differences."- from 'net

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 05:37 PM (JrHfD)

84 Vermont bat shit crazy or is it just bat shit crazy people there are very vocal?
Posted by: NCKate at

Vermont is a very beautiful and very weird place.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2026 05:37 PM (YZ0Fo)

85 Hope you never have to clean the shitter after Elissa's been in there like I have to. I thought it was Ed Asner in there from the smell.
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I'd never let her take a shit in my vehicle!

Posted by: SG at November 10, 2026 05:37 PM (Fi81e)

86 68
Massie is just setting up his '28 Presidential run.

Massie/Tucker Carlson '28!!

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 10, 2026 05:33 PM (OkYzo)

Oh, I'm pretty sure those two would fight to the death on whose name goes first.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 10, 2026 05:37 PM (6ydKt)

87 Weirdly enough Vermont has a Republican governor who was first elected in 2016 and re-elected every 2 years since then.

Go figure.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 05:38 PM (GW+4b)

88 Like X files weird or keep Austin weird weird?

Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2026 05:38 PM (enNUy)

89 ike X files weird or keep Austin weird weird?
Posted by: NCKate at November

yes.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 10, 2026 05:39 PM (YZ0Fo)

90 25 There ought to be a required retirement age for people in Congress.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 05:24 PM (JrHfD)

Good luck getting them to impose that upon themselves, though.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 10, 2026 05:39 PM (zYpTz)

91 81 Is Vermont bat shit crazy or is it just bat shit crazy people there are very vocal?

Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2026 05:36 PM (enNUy)

Some of the most brain-washed ex-hippies in the country moved there from NYC and other hotbeds of leftist stupidity and turned the place into North Massachusetts-South Montreal.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 10, 2026 05:40 PM (6ydKt)

92 "Mainstream Muslims generally do not consider NOI followers to be Muslims due to major theological differences."- from 'net

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 05:37 PM (JrHfD)
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And that they flat out aren't Muslims.

Muslims center around the Quran, not the garbled writings/preaching of some former GM assembly line worker fraud.

Posted by: SG at November 10, 2026 05:40 PM (Fi81e)

93 That really is a funny photo. It reminds me of when Sanders let those two BIGmouthed female protesters take over his podium back during Woke 1 era.

Posted by: gp at November 10, 2026 05:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

94 Some of the most brain-washed ex-hippies in the country moved there from NYC

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 10, 2026 05:40 PM (6ydKt)
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Washed ex-hippies?

Oh! EX-hippies!

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:41 PM (Fi81e)

95 50 That woman?? is wearing 3 musketeers boots.
Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2026 05:29 PM (enNUy)

They'd look really good on some women. She's not one of them, though.

*I'm not, either, to be fair.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 10, 2026 05:42 PM (zYpTz)

96 VT’s neighbor, NH is also schizophrenic.

2 Dem senators. Last Republican it voted for president was Dubya. And yet has had a Republican governor since 2017.

New England is a weird place.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 05:42 PM (GW+4b)

97 Man, the hippies gotta be dying out at some point

Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2026 05:42 PM (enNUy)

98 Since 2007 there have been 6 speakers of the house. 5 Republicans and Nancy Pelosi. She accomplished more for her party than the 5 Republicans combined did for their party.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 05:34 PM (GW+4b)

I would like a Republican Nancy Pelosi.
Without a hammer time spouse.

Posted by: RI Red at November 10, 2026 05:42 PM (zYph5)

99 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 10, 2026 05:39 PM (zYpTz)

No, I doubt it's going to happen. It might be different if they were mentally competent ( aside from being Democrats, I mean) but there have been a number who obviously had dementia or some other illness that made them
Not quite there and yet their aides voted for them .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 05:42 PM (JrHfD)

100 Posted by: SG at November 10, 2026 05:40 PM (Fi81e

I think they use part of the Quran- just not enough to be acceptable to rest of Islam. Aside from the fact they're black nationalist racists.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 05:44 PM (JrHfD)

101 Thune is a pompous ass.

Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 05:44 PM (AKptf)

102 Shumer wil be leader. This is all theater for the DSA types.

Republicans dispensed with the theater and went straight to telling their voters to fuck off.

********

I think this is how it used to work. DSA are in da house, now.

I'm not sure this is going to end the way Dems are used to. I think a hostile takeover is more than possible.

But the international cash dams are now busted open. I think it's also possible that some of these Dem Oldies will insist on 10 times their usual bribe money, stocks in whatever companies and industries get chosen as the next money laundering scams, prominent positions on boards of those companies for their children and grandchildren, book deals, tv shows... all the ways these folks have been getting paid off in plain sight, and nobody realized it. They're old, and getting tired. It's hard to give up power, but lots of money and a few subtle threats on your life can be very persuasive.

I expect many RINOs will be there collecting, too. Or trying to. They might not be needed anymore, so they may not be getting the payouts they were hoping for. I wish I could be there to see it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 10, 2026 05:44 PM (Vvh2V)

103 “i would like a Republican Nancy Pelosi.”

I’d settle for a Republican Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 05:44 PM (GW+4b)

104 It's a bit liberating when you realize that you have the same responsibility toward the Republicans as they have toward you.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 10, 2026 05:44 PM (4NO2D)

105 Slotkin does have the face of a pissed off school assistant principal who is not pleased by your behavior one little bit.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 10, 2026 05:44 PM (6ydKt)

106 I thought Arab Muslims didn't like the black folk

Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2026 05:44 PM (enNUy)

107 🍒Sweethearts

https://tinyurl.com/ys7cvjrf

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2026 05:45 PM (wljQY)

108 Old Elissa has gone full Hugo Boss. We know where she stands now. Like we didn't before.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 10, 2026 05:45 PM (QaH55)

109 Slotkin “won” her race in 2024 by a hair when they found some votes at 3am in Detroit.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 05:45 PM (GW+4b)

110 Nation of Islam is to Islam as Christian Scientists are to Christianity. They share a word in their name.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 10, 2026 05:46 PM (4NO2D)

111 We are still counting votes here in NC

Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2026 05:46 PM (enNUy)

112
I hope whig is doing well. I miss his take on all this crap.


Whig, best to you and your family.

Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2026 05:46 PM (/QHx4)

113 The poor depressed Scott Galloway has another gem to offer:
---
“Quite frankly our parents are living too damn long. Great, I'm going to get a house when I'm 80 and they're 100.”
---
He's got more people who need to be disposed of.

Didn't somebody mention earlier today how truly fascist this guy is?

Involuntary, of course.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e)

114 Oh is Chappelle one of those Nation goofballs?

No wonder he hates us crackers. He knows all about Dr. Yakub and tricknology.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 10, 2026 05:47 PM (9pcIx)

115 We are still counting votes here in NC

Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2026 05:46 PM (enNUy)
---
So you're saying that Dems haven't won enough offices?

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:47 PM (Fi81e)

116 thought Arab Muslims didn't like the black folk
Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2026 05:44 PM (enNUy)

Just like blacks won’t vote for Talrico because he beat a black woman in the primary?

We need to stop with these mytgs. They may hate each other but they hate whites even more and will happily work together to beat Whitey.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 05:48 PM (GW+4b)

117 Pergram on Fox Business said that even with those saying no Schumer will have enough votes. I really hope he lose, it would be just desserts for someone who stayed too long and brought it on himself

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2026 05:48 PM (FroOw)

118 Thune is really bad. Pompous, entitled ass, and his style of "leadership" is of the same. He reeks of good-ol-boy clubbiness and detachment from reality. Unless they remove him, Senate is cooked for 2028 and they will lose more seats.

Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 05:48 PM (AKptf)

119
Good afternoon, horde.

Looks like our daylong dread of Hegseth's imminent resignation/firing turned into a big juicy whitepill.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 10, 2026 05:48 PM (XJ22o)

120 Guess it makes no difference to her, not wearing a slip.
Is that common these days?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2026 05:48 PM (wljQY)

121 I forgot to tune in for Pete Hegseth's press conference this morning. Did he tell the Democrats to fuck off because he's gonna keep on doing what he does? Or will I be disappointed?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 10, 2026 05:49 PM (zYpTz)

122 Their enemy's enemy is their friends

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2026 05:49 PM (Ia/+0)

123 Oh, Blonde Morticia, I was typing when you were, apparently. It was good, then?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 10, 2026 05:49 PM (zYpTz)

124 107 🍒Sweethearts

https://tinyurl.com/ys7cvjrf

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 10, 2026 05:45 PM (wljQY)


OLIGACHY!

Posted by: The Soundtrack to the picture at November 10, 2026 05:50 PM (brIJB)

125 113 The poor depressed Scott Galloway has another gem to offer:
---
“Quite frankly our parents are living too damn long. Great, I'm going to get a house when I'm 80 and they're 100.”
---
He's got more people who need to be disposed of.

Didn't somebody mention earlier today how truly fascist this guy is?

Involuntary, of course.
Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:46 PM (Fi81e)

This is the distilled essence of "Okay, boomer."

"Die. I require your stuff."

I prefer outright pirates. They're just as into sodomy, but they're more honest about their motives.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 10, 2026 05:50 PM (9pcIx)

126 Slotkin definitely ate a lot of her family's Ballpark Franks.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2026 05:50 PM (FroOw)

127 Hope you never have to clean the shitter after Elissa's been in there like I have to. I thought it was Ed Asner in there from the smell.

Light a match lady sheesh.
Posted by: Juan Valdez illegal working as a congressional janitor at November 10, 2026 05:35 PM


Chanel Numero Cinco compared to the Café for weeks after El Jefe allows penguins to happyfoot through, Señor.

Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at November 10, 2026 05:50 PM (0sNs1)

128 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 10, 2026 05:49 PM (zYpTz)

Yes. Very good speech.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 05:51 PM (JrHfD)

129 His comment of "some wanted to delay the vote, but I don't know what it would have accomplished" is dismissive of not only his colleagues , but of the American People. What a dumbass.

Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 05:51 PM (AKptf)

130 Galloway is himself a boomer. Lol.

Ok buddy you get your wish. To the MAID center with you grandpa.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 05:52 PM (GW+4b)

131 Again, I think this election boils down to democrats treating this election like a presidential year election, registering millions and millions of new ballots and being blood thirsty retards and the gop treating like a regular mid-term.

Every election going forward needs to be treated as a maximal ELE election.

Without having Trump, thats going to be a challenge.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 10, 2026 05:52 PM (XV/Pl)

132
This is the distilled essence of "Okay, boomer."

"Die. I require your stuff."

I prefer outright pirates. They're just as into sodomy, but they're more honest about their motives.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 10, 2026 05:50 PM (9pcIx)
---
They're just cycling back into the mid 2000s, when just before Obamacare they were saying "We can't wait for the dinosaurs to die off". And they were pondering do they really need to wait of the "dinosaurs to die off?"

Which was why "death panels" and "last year of life" was so noticeable in Obamascare.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:53 PM (Fi81e)

133 27 Heh. I was looking at the jacket and boots and thinking East German.
Posted by: scampydog at November 10, 2026 05:24 PM (2bFN5)

That reminded me of the East German Olympic women swimmers back in the day who always tested positive for whatever it was that transformed them into tanks.

Posted by: TxAnn at November 10, 2026 05:53 PM (itAg7)

134 Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2026 05:46 PM (/QHx4)

Oh, dear. Did something happen to him? Such a nice, very intelligent, articulate fellow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 05:54 PM (JrHfD)

135 >>The poor depressed Scott Galloway


Who is this faggot?

Never heard of him before a couple days ago. He looks like an AIDS Patient that escaped MonkeyPoxx Island.

Posted by: garrett at November 10, 2026 05:54 PM (k1S9h)

136 Galloway is himself a boomer. Lol.

Ok buddy you get your wish. To the MAID center with you grandpa.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 05:52 PM (GW+4b)
---
Now, go easy on the guy listing people he wants to die.

He suffers from depression.

Making a guy building up a list of people who need to die feel bad about himself, well, that's just mean.

It's his one joy in life.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:54 PM (Fi81e)

137 Senate Republicans' message to the American people:

https://tinyurl.com/mpnvy9ts

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 10, 2026 05:55 PM (0sNs1)

138 Slotkin's leather jacket is way too short for a commissar.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
---------
Heh. I was looking at the jacket and boots and thinking East German.
****

Kreigsmarine.

Posted by: clarence at November 10, 2026 05:55 PM (pQoLc)

139 'the gop treating like a regular mid-term.'

If it was due to an R turnout problem, that's very disappointing.

Posted by: gp at November 10, 2026 05:55 PM (Jr5Lq)

140 Galloway doesn't seem to understand the Parable of the Prodigal Son too well.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:56 PM (Fi81e)

141 Again, I think this election boils down to democrats treating this election like a presidential year election, registering millions and millions of new ballots and being blood thirsty retards and the gop treating like a regular mid-term.

Every election going forward needs to be treated as a maximal ELE election.

Without having Trump, thats going to be a challenge.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 10, 2026 05:52 PM (XV/Pl)

The issue is early voting. It should be a laser focus to get Republicans voting early. That is goal number 1 above anything else. This is where the Dems kicked out asses. In Texas the election was over before Election Day happened. Get early votes on par with Dems and we’ve solved 3/4 of the problem.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 05:56 PM (GW+4b)

142 Pete's briefing was very good. Pithy direct approach on all key points. Just a tiny bit of the SOP distorted diss of previous administrations on Iran. Hegseth was a perfect hire and seems to me the agenda is also spot on: transforming the services back to what they're meant to be. Bureaucracy, general officer/contractor revolving door rice bowl, procurement problems also there of course. But personnel quality, mindset, and recruitment/retention the priority, and on those it's all home runs since the outset.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 10, 2026 05:57 PM (U/Byj)

143 If it was due to an R turnout problem, that's very disappointing.
Posted by: gp at November 10, 2026 05:55 PM (Jr5Lq)

In MS turnout for Dems was 95% of 2024 turnout. For Reps it was 50%. That’s how a deep red state goes blue.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 05:58 PM (GW+4b)

144
Oh, Blonde Morticia, I was typing when you were, apparently. It was good, then?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

================

Well, I'm looking a couple of threads down, and it appears the press conference was a big F - U to the shampeachers and a defense of Trump's decision to stop the 47-year game of Kick the Can with Iran's nukes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 10, 2026 05:58 PM (XJ22o)

145 Thune's whole attitude is , "we've done nothing wrong, it's the voters' who did not listen to our great message fault!"

Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 05:58 PM (AKptf)

146 "Shumer wil be leader. This is all theater for the DSA types."

He will be until he isn't. He is too old to keep his position by way of the muslims deciding they don't need the Dems any more, probably, but I am also sure the DSA takeover will happen before that anyways at least on the national level. Michigan, who knows.

The old 1968 zombies in the Dem party are on their way out, being supplanted just as they kicked out those before them. The question is whether the cheating apparatus and funding will remain in their control. I think it will.

Over in muslim-land, they likely know they aren't going to pull off a sweep as quick as they did in europe, so they just have to keep the pressure up and be the squeakiest wheel aomthe proga keep pandering to them until later demographics finishes the issue. Parts of NA are lost to them until they are literally kicked out. You will find no examples - none, not one - of muslim populations being compatible long term with what we consider civilization.

Posted by: heya at November 10, 2026 05:59 PM (Km6p/)

147 Thune's whole attitude is , "we've done nothing wrong, it's the voters' who did not listen to our great message fault!"

Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 05:58 PM (AKptf)
---
That's on us for not being impressed by their ability to do absolutely nothing.

I mean as doing nothing goes, they pretty much nailed it!

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:59 PM (Fi81e)

148 Thune's primary snit, I think, is that Trump went after Cornyn, therefore he had to be damaged. It does not matter that it was a vital bill or we are staring down the barrel of commie gus- Trump cannot be allowed to think he can go after GOPe senators.

Simple as that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 10, 2026 06:00 PM (lbtIB)

149 Galloway is an op. Who the fuck is this penis-headed chooch? Never heard of him up until like a week ago, and now he’s everywhere.

Kinda like Jennifer Welch

And Nick Fuentes

And Hasan Piker

Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 10, 2026 06:00 PM (reaaR)

150 Early voting IMO is just to ratchet up potential votes, they don't have to vote and I am thinking its fraud votes.
Saw near me again 24/7 open ballot stuffing boxes. Can't make me believe they are scrutinized at all

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2026 06:01 PM (Ia/+0)

151 @141

>>The issue is early voting.

Unfortunately, the democrats have taxpayer funded machines to help them organize and a register new ballots.

The GOP doesn't have a teachers union, service workers union or you name it union with frenzied retards willing to donate as much time to scare up new ballots.

I'm not even calling democrat voters voters, they are unthinking, uncaring ballots, with no agency.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 10, 2026 06:01 PM (XV/Pl)

152 That's on us for not being impressed by their ability to do absolutely nothing.

I mean as doing nothing goes, they pretty much nailed it!
Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:59 PM (Fi81e)

he is an impediment to winning, and if they don'd dump him, over some staffer affair, or something, we are so in trouble for 2028

Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 06:02 PM (AKptf)

153 gp I haven't studied to find solid data but I think GOP turnout was "normal" for the context. Dem turnout was historically anomalously huge, wonder how many sigmas over the norm? Vance claims Trump 2024 switching was a factor, doubt it was much. His hot take was based on talking to Mark Mitchell, one of the pollsters whose issue-ignorance is so dramatic its comical. But predictable this would be the guy Vance takes his hot take from.

"It was so cool talking to some them, they said they regretted doing business with us the way they had for many years" (approximate Vance quote about Iran talks, not meant as parody, continuation of brick-stupid statements on foreign policy by him going back years).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 10, 2026 06:02 PM (U/Byj)

154
Fen,

I don't know. I miss him and hope he is well. Maybe he's taking a break.

Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2026 06:02 PM (/QHx4)

155 I mean as doing nothing goes, they pretty much nailed it!
Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 05:59 PM (Fi81e)

The BBB was worse than nothing. It gave Dems fuel to attack the GOP as the party of billionaires. When in fact the biggest beneficiaries of the BBB were upper middle class Democrats in blue states who got $40k in SALT deductions.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 06:02 PM (GW+4b)

156 Well, Thune got voted in - yeah...

Only Johnson walked out of the vote...

Absolutely ridiculous by Senate Rs...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 10, 2026 06:03 PM (Gb7+b)

157 Galloway is an op. Who the fuck is this penis-headed chooch? Never heard of him up until like a week ago, and now he’s everywhere.
---
I think that he's earned renown owing to his spectacular faceplants.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 06:03 PM (Fi81e)

158 Pete's briefing was very good"

And a good candle on The Marine's birthday cake!

Posted by: man at November 10, 2026 06:04 PM (pfXMo)

159 Recall Thune is the product of his caucus. Every senator who voted for him at any point, is Thune. Thune is shit-canned, caucus remains the same (minus a few idiots starting in January).

Posted by: rhomboid at November 10, 2026 06:04 PM (U/Byj)

160 Unfortunately, the democrats have taxpayer funded machines to help them organize and a register new ballots.

The GOP doesn't have a teachers union, service workers union or you name it union with frenzied retards willing to donate as much time to scare up new ballots.

—

They definitely have that advantage. But all problems are solvable if there’s a will and money to solve it.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 06:05 PM (GW+4b)

161 Slutkin sure is bold for someone who just barely stole her seat.

She's one of the Deep State's favorite puppets.

Posted by: Delurker at November 10, 2026 06:05 PM (2Drhq)

162 Even if the SAVE act wouldn't have helped us this time, it's the right thing to do. Which of course means Thune will do the opposite. Shame on the GOP keeping this guy in leadership.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 10, 2026 06:05 PM (n5tGW)

163 I voted for warlords, myself. Anyone else?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2026 05:19 PM (eRlcH)

Shit, I want death squads.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 10, 2026 06:05 PM (vzuC7)

164 The silver lining in the disaster of last week was the California rejection of a billionaire tax. As retarded as they are in the state they’re not quite THAT retarded. So this tells me there isn’t as much appetite for mass tax increases nationally as we fear.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 06:07 PM (GW+4b)

165 "
In MS turnout for Dems was 95% of 2024 turnout. For Reps it was 50%. That’s how a deep red state goes blue.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 05:58 PM (GW+4b)"

You can't run on not starting new wars and then start (and fail to finish - nobody gave a shit about Maduro getting snatched) new wars and expect voters to turn out for you.

Trump's idealism that spurred him to run in the first place works against him here. Middle red america largely doesn't give a shit about blue shitholes getting a nuke or two, and the millenials and younger that got the shit end of the GWOT want nothing to do with the middle east and aren't keen on anything they perceive as sticking our neck out for Isreal.

This outcome was so predictable that I have to assume large parts of the pentagon enabled it on purpose.

Posted by: heya at November 10, 2026 06:07 PM (Km6p/)

166
Slutkin sure is bold for someone who just barely stole her seat.

LBJ won election to the Senate in 1948 by 87 votes. In two years he was Minority Whip. In four years he was Minority Leader. In six years he was Majority Leader.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 10, 2026 06:08 PM (eRlcH)

167 Shit, I want death squads.
****

The Leftists already have death squads, they are just poorly trained and crazy.

Posted by: clarence at November 10, 2026 06:08 PM (pQoLc)

168 to be clear I think much of the dem "turnout" was fake and shipped in as fake ballots

but that's the playing field for now.

Posted by: heya at November 10, 2026 06:09 PM (Km6p/)

169 i want a bukele 2028 bumper sticker

Posted by: nckate at November 10, 2026 06:09 PM (enNUy)

170 if anything happens to bukele, el salvador turns into gang riddled, violent mess within months

Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 06:10 PM (AKptf)

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