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DHS announces another round of dangerous illegal criminals arrested.

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) on Tuesday announced that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) had apprehended an array of criminal illegal aliens with prior convictions for murder, sexual assault, and drug trafficking.

The announcement comes as part of the DHS's "Worst of the Worst" initiative, which aims to spotlight the criminal illegal aliens with the worst criminal records and showcase the danger presented by their presence in American communities.

"Under President Trump, there will be no amnesty for illegal aliens, including in sanctuary cities which put illegal aliens over their own citizens. Just yesterday, ICE arrested murderers, sexual predators, and drug traffickers," DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin said in a statement. "We will continue to carry out the American people's mandate to arrest and deport illegal aliens from our nation."

With Trump's second term nearly two years in, federal agencies have deported roughly one million people through convention methods, though agencies have claimed at least 2 million more through voluntary exits. Direct arrests and enforcement efforts have prioritized those with criminal records.


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DANGEROUS ILLEGAL MISSING

Shageldi Bashimov, an illegal alien from Turkmenistan convicted of aggravated battery, was RELEASED from an Illinois prison despite having an ICE detainer.

Bashimov is now wanted by authorities.

This is the Democrats' plan for the country: Free foreign criminals who terrorize Americans.

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The House Oversight Committee released its final report on Jeffrey Epstein.

Surprise, Trump was not involved with the guy he called the cops on.


Republicans on the House Oversight Committee released the final report Tuesday on the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein and the federal government's handling of the criminal case against the late financier.

The report is critical of how Democrats on the committee were "obsessed with trying to implicate President Trump and insinuate that he was involved in the crimes of Epstein and Maxwell." Despite these efforts, according to the report, the report did not find any evidence implicating Trump in Epstein's crimes.

The report wraps up a 15-month investigation, which included 19 transcribed interviews and depositions with key witnesses, the release of documents from the Department of Justice and the Epstein estate, and an extensive review of financial records.

...

The report provides details on how Epstein, a convicted sex offender who died in 2019, and Ghislaine Maxwell, who us serving time in connection with recruiting young women for Epstein, had a network that facilitated the recruitment and control of young women who were abused, as well as how Epstein cultivated relationships with powerful individuals that were leveraged to establish financial and social legitimacy.

Stop me if you heard this one before: a Democrat politician lies about his service history and claims Stolen Valor for votes.

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore, a Democrat who won re-election on Nov. 3, reportedly lied about his military service, claiming he saw combat when he did not.

In his 2015 book, "The Work," Moore claimed that he went through months of pre-deployment training with the 82nd Airborne Division at Fort Bragg, North Carolina, but Fox Baltimore reported that it found no Army records substantiating that claim. Moore has also claimed to have led troops in combat and to be a paratrooper, but neither are accurate representations of his military service, the outlet said.
His service was good, but he was not in combat, says former supervising officer

Retired Lt. Col. James A. "Jamie" Gottschling, the Army officer who supervised Moore, told Fox Baltimore that while Moore served honorably, he wasn't in combat.

"Be honest," Gottschling told the outlet when asked what he would say to Moore. "His service in Afghanistan was good. He was a valued member of the brigade staff." But he added, "It's disingenuous to say that you led paratroopers in combat or that you did what would be direct action activities in a combat zone."

Neither Moore nor Gottschling responded to inquiries from Just the News.

Moore said in his May 2022 victory speech, after first being elected governor in Maryland, that he had "led soldiers into combat in Afghanistan," The Hill reported at the time.

Gottschling was able to highlight Moore's actual daily activities in Afghanistan, which did not include combat or leading troops. The Lt. Col. told the outlet that Moore is airborne qualified, but did not train with the brigade before they deployed in 2005, nor did he conduct any training jumps. Moore arrived in Afghanistan on Aug. 15, nearly five months after the 1st Brigade of the storied 82nd Airborne Division had deployed.

"He's not a paratrooper," Gottschling told the outlet.

Instead, Moore said Gottschling's daily work included analyzing reports from infantry battalions and reconstruction teams, coordinating civilian assistance, and training Afghan officials how to communicate with the public, Fox Baltimore reported.

"He did a really good job trying to train the Afghans how to kind of sell their own story," Gottschling said. Gottschling told the outlet that Moore was not part of the brigade's kinetic combat activities, but was involved in "information operations."

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1h

BREAKING: Mozzy Clark, a former female inmate, just WON her case against the Washington Department of Corrections after they put a man pretending to be a woman in her cell.

The man reportedly harassed and assaulted her while correctional officers ignored her complaints. Clark was awarded $150,000.

Men DO NOT belong in women's prisons



The left continues weaponizing their many malignant mutant mentally-ill losers:





Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:10 PM




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1 ohammed

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 10, 2026 06:13 PM (hxMfc)

2 there aint no mohammadens without ham

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 10, 2026 06:14 PM (hxMfc)

3 Adam Hisham Hamawy, born in Egypt.

Posted by: runner at November 10, 2026 06:14 PM (AKptf)

4 Mu HAM mad

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 10, 2026 06:14 PM (hxMfc)

5 Whoa

Posted by: Accomack at November 10, 2026 06:14 PM (FqNtp)

6 Mo ham dad

Posted by: Accomack at November 10, 2026 06:15 PM (FqNtp)

7 Damn... rookie error... could have been foist...

Damn you interesting content!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2026 06:15 PM (mP0Kj)

8 Stop me if you heard this one before: a Democrat politician lies about his service history and claims Stolen Valor for votes.

The alleged electorate is so depraved and retarded, it really doesn't matter what lies a Demonic Party member says. There is no lie they can tell that will sour their reputations among those who install them into office.

Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 06:17 PM (a4flb)

9
The Community Note didn't come through. It says:

The post is misleading. The gangs are Algerian and operating in France, not French.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 10, 2026 06:17 PM (XJ22o)

10 Whats Chappel's take?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 10, 2026 06:18 PM (hxMfc)

11 $150K is the going rate for subjecting Americans to sexual assault by protected predators? To the leftists that's chump change, they'll pay that over and over and over again to cow the rubes.

Posted by: John A. Fleming at November 10, 2026 06:20 PM (uVjFL)

12
What do I have to do to ensure my medical professionals don't kill or harm me?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 10, 2026 06:21 PM (XJ22o)

13 I must say I'm mildly surprised they arrested that psycho lib at UT.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 10, 2026 06:21 PM (mseD3)

14 Kirk Cousins has been required acquired by the Vikings for the playoff run. Carson Wentz hardest hit.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 10, 2026 06:21 PM (Wp1X1)

15 Letting criminals loose on society is the Marxists plans forca century

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2026 06:22 PM (Ia/+0)

16 >>@JustTheNews
·
1m
>>🚨BREAKING: The House of Representatives has rejected an effort to advance articles of impeachment against Secretary of War Pete Hegseth to the House floor.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 10, 2026 06:22 PM (viF8m)

17 Are you fucking kidding me? They released the report AFTER the election?

Ok the gop has graduated from Stupid Party to Retarded Party.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at November 10, 2026 06:22 PM (GW+4b)

18 From Johnson Takes Accountability:

12 America needs a serious Secretary of Defense, not a WANNABE WARLORD!
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Chuck had his chance to say something not dumb, and he whiffed.

Assertion by apoplexy is something.
Posted by: Arthur Two-Sheds Jackson at November 10, 2026 05:18 PM (Fi81e)


Kurt Schlichter got in his head! (His new novel American Warlord is out now.)

Posted by: SciVo at November 10, 2026 06:22 PM (ke3zm)

19 ‘ Shageldi Bashimov, an illegal alien from Turkmenistan convicted of aggravated battery, was RELEASED’

Aggravated battery? He’s a choirboy compared to some of these truly hardcore murderers, rapists, drug dealers, and sex traffickers. He’ll have to step up his game, ya know?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 10, 2026 06:22 PM (reaaR)

20 BROWN: Do you see IranMAGA as the adversary?
HAMAWY: "We ought to kill each every one of them"
BROWN: But are they the adversary?
HAMAWY: "We should be throwing them in gulags yesterday"
BROWN: They've been saying "Make America Great Again" for decades
HAMAWY: "We've been saying 'death to IranMAGA'"

Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 06:23 PM (a4flb)

21 It is scary to me that mentally ill people are put in charge of our health.

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"This is about us, isn't it?"

/Rear Admiral Levine and Dr. Anthony "Here's To Sandflies In Your Eyes" Faucistein.

Posted by: ShainS at November 10, 2026 06:25 PM (8LFtR)

22 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 10, 2026 06:21 PM (XJ22o)

Don't let them know you voted for Trump and/or a
Jew. ( if you are one).

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 06:25 PM (JrHfD)

23
6 y/o granddaughter is spending the afternoon with us.

She said life goes on. Not sure what she was talking about but she is right.
Out the mouths of babes.

Posted by: four seasons at November 10, 2026 06:26 PM (/QHx4)

24 NYC prosecutor Wha ha happen
ADA He raped a Brownie
NYC prosecutor Did she have on the tall sox and shit
ADA Yes
NYC prosecutor Charge him with Stole 8 Boxes of Cookies

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 06:26 PM (/+uur)

25 Tik Tok is a Chinese op. It should be banned. I don't care how many cute animals videos are on it. Some of the people on it are evil nutcases.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 06:27 PM (JrHfD)

26 We have a communist violence problem

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But You Redundantly Repeat Yourself Thrice.

Posted by: ShainS at November 10, 2026 06:27 PM (8LFtR)

27 Ok the gop has graduated from Stupid Party to Retarded Party.

And fast on their way to No Party since we will be under One Party Marxist Communist Rule before 2028 ends.

Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 06:27 PM (a4flb)

28 Scares me having mentally ill people doing anything in the public safety

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2026 06:27 PM (Ia/+0)

29 This is the Democrats' plan for the country: Free foreign criminals who terrorize Americans.
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He's going to make some families' lives more affordable.

When there's one or two less mouths to feed.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 06:27 PM (Fi81e)

30 Brunswick Co is Wilmington NC which I believe might as well be Asheville on the coast. So bunch of crazy white chicks.

Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2026 06:27 PM (enNUy)

31 I'd like to be there to see the first meeting between Rep Weiner and the Muslim caucus. Extremely gay and Jewish to boot v fanatics

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2026 06:27 PM (FroOw)

32 Whats Chappel's take?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey

He just wants to ride in Screwy Louie's spaceship.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 10, 2026 06:28 PM (bFq8h)

33 2 there aint no mohammadens without ham

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 10, 2026 06:14 PM (hxMfc)
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Well, we know their founder liked to pork minors

Posted by: 496 at November 10, 2026 06:28 PM (1LWHK)

34 I do not want to live in a city that does not have Turkmenistan rapist and murderers

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 06:28 PM (/+uur)

35
Instead, Moore said Gottschling's daily work included analyzing reports from infantry battalions and reconstruction teams, coordinating civilian assistance, and training Afghan officials how to communicate with the public, Fox Baltimore reported.




*snort*

He was a staff REMF in brigade G5....

I'm really interested in the assessment from his unit's branch of the E-4 Mafia.

*snerkle*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2026 06:28 PM (y9nCu)

36 Well thank God that psychopathic nurse works in North Carolina and not a Red State!

Posted by: Venn Diaphragm at November 10, 2026 06:29 PM (Ovx+P)

37 "House Oversight Committee releases Epstein report"

This is just a distraction from the Epstein files!!!111!eleventy!

/sarc

Posted by: RandomDave at November 10, 2026 06:29 PM (aJQbY)

38 Republicans on the House Oversight Committee released the final report Tuesday on the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein and the federal government's handling of the criminal case against the late financier.
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Okay, people.

This timing can't be ignored either.

You can't hate the Republican party enough.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 06:30 PM (Fi81e)

39 What about me? Don't I get a mention?

Posted by: The sacred bones of Saint Nick at November 10, 2026 06:30 PM (XDaIk)

40 Kurt Schlichter got in his head! (His new novel American Warlord is out now.)
Posted by: SciVo at November 10, 2026 06:22 PM (ke3zm)

The best idea of distopia I have read.
Spoiler: Big Govt: We will shut off the cars with the kill switch...

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 06:30 PM (/+uur)

41 Who will believe a republican report?

Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2026 06:31 PM (enNUy)

42 So Wes Moore was a bog-standard DEI paper-pushing bureaucrat hack? Got it.

The saddest part of all of this is the Army actually had people doing this useless, make-work tasks of utter uselessness.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 10, 2026 06:31 PM (reaaR)

43 38 Republicans on the House Oversight Committee released the final report Tuesday on the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein and the federal government's handling of the criminal case against the late financier.
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Okay, people.

This timing can't be ignored either.

You can't hate the Republican party enough.
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And next week I suppose they will unveil their long-awaited plan to lower medical costs.

Posted by: Venn Diaphragm at November 10, 2026 06:32 PM (Ovx+P)

44 The Dems are gonna open the Epstein files investigation right back up

Posted by: It's me donna at November 10, 2026 06:32 PM (+gK6I)

45 I was never military because of horrible eyesight, but Moore couldn't be bothered to do paratrooper qualifying jumps? Any paratroopers here who could clarify?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2026 06:32 PM (FroOw)

46 Moore said in his May 2022 victory speech, after first being elected governor in Maryland, that he had "led soldiers into combat in Afghanistan," The Hill reported at the time.
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Did he provide proof? Did they print "without proof"? (even though he's not Trump).

Or was neither curiously the case?

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 06:32 PM (Fi81e)

47 Posted by: The sacred bones of Saint Nick at November 10, 2026 06:30 PM (XDaIk)

Did they ever figure out who did. That Someone was suggesting yesterday it might be a Muslim or some terrorist Protestant . As if modern Protestants have any interest in digging up St. Nicholas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 10, 2026 06:33 PM (JrHfD)

48 14 Kirk Cousins has been required acquired by the Vikings for the playoff run. Carson Wentz hardest hit.

Wentz was historically putrid last night. Even with that amazing defense, the Vikes didn't stand a chance against Josh Allen with that kind of QB'ing!

Posted by: Delurker at November 10, 2026 06:35 PM (2Drhq)

49 Wes Moore got a medal that no one signed for.
So just find the papers that no one signed.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 06:35 PM (/+uur)

50 Was Moore an officer?

Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2026 06:35 PM (enNUy)

51 It would have been good to see the Epstein report before the election, but being in blue state hell I can assure you it would've been laughed at by the Dems and had no election impact

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2026 06:36 PM (FroOw)

52 ‘We have a communist violence problem’

I’m beginning to rethink that. I think we have a perverted loser lunatic problem. It’s just that all of those people somehow end up as communists.

Look at the guy in the vid. Tranny pervert. Can someone point me to anyone who committed violence in the name of the left who wasn’t a perverted loser lunatic?

Destroying the mental health commitment system in the 70s and 80s — and continuing today — was the greatest commie recruitment tool of all time.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 10, 2026 06:36 PM (reaaR)

53 8 Stop me if you heard this one before: a Democrat politician lies about his service history and claims Stolen Valor for votes.

The alleged electorate is so depraved and retarded, it really doesn't matter what lies a Demonic Party member says. There is no lie they can tell that will sour their reputations among those who install them into office.
Posted by: Community Notes at November 10, 2026 06:17 PM (a4flb)

This all came out after Moore was elected the first time. That this was known and he was re-elected further proves your point.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 10, 2026 06:36 PM (QaH55)

54 Women in lock-up using her penis like a rapist man

vs.

Rape is the nature of males, and all men are rapists.

??

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 06:37 PM (Fi81e)

55 Biden thot he signed for release of Epstein Files but it was for Epstein Filets
Fish place up near Observatory with good fish and chips.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 06:37 PM (/+uur)

56 Lurker, Cousins has thrown more passing touchdowns with the Raiders than Josh Allen has. Good times.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 10, 2026 06:38 PM (Wp1X1)

57 When I am the benevolent dictator of The American Republic after the split, Kurt Schlichter will be in my cabinet.

Posted by: Delurker at November 10, 2026 06:38 PM (2Drhq)

58 This may be the most retarded time to be alive.

I'm debating building a moat around our castle that converts to a lap pool in the short summers. This would have worked in Florida 11yrs ago. Now it would be a part time moat and part time ice rink. I could electrify it, I suppose. Wake up to jihads floating face down for the woodchipper every morning. I think this could solve anyone soliciting and ringing the bell!

Someday we might be normal again the optimist of me says. Today ain't the day.

Yesterday, for about 4 solid hours, I was normal. Walking foothills when I got a "here's another fubar text from brother!" *Said in Ed McMan's voice from Johnny Carson...

I talked briefly and still walked for an hour and it was glorious.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 10, 2026 06:39 PM (hzuYO)

59 Jill and Joe got garbage thrown at them in Ireland. Pro Pali demonstrators screamed "blood on your hands"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2026 06:39 PM (FroOw)

60 We have a communist violence problem
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That's a should-be-institutionalized violence problem.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 06:39 PM (Fi81e)

61
This all came out after Moore was elected the first time. That this was known and he was re-elected further proves your point.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder


He and Blumenthal are two of a kind.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2026 06:40 PM (Cqx++)

62 Moore was an officer who went to a junior college and somehow became a 2lt

Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2026 06:40 PM (enNUy)

63
So Wes Moore was a bog-standard DEI paper-pushing bureaucrat hack? Got it.

The saddest part of all of this is the Army actually had people doing this useless, make-work tasks of utter uselessness.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 10, 2026 06:31 PM (reaaR)




He couldn't even make it past Captain. When it comes to commissioned Army officers, the only thing you need to make Major before ETS is a pulse and an EEG showing some level of brain activity. And not getting caught dorking the commanding General's 18 yr old daughter in the squeekhole while taking her on a tour of the company motor pool.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2026 06:40 PM (y9nCu)

64 Jill and Joe got garbage thrown at them in Ireland. Pro Pali demonstrators screamed "blood on your hands"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2026 06:39 PM (FroOw)
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Obviously Trump's fault.

He made politics so uncivil.

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 06:40 PM (Fi81e)

65 Turkmenistan is not sending their finest.

He looks like the guy who cleans out port-a-potties and considers this his best job, ever.

Weird little outfit, too.

I've never heard of Turkmenistan and I've been known in the past to invent pisslam countries.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 10, 2026 06:42 PM (hzuYO)

66 Well, we know their founder liked to pork minors
Posted by: 496 at November 10, 2026 06:28 PM (1LWHK

And they say your feelings aren't facts.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 10, 2026 06:43 PM (hxMfc)

67 56 Cousins has thrown more passing touchdowns with the Raiders than Josh Allen has. Good times.

The Bills are now a run-first offense under Joe Brady. Allen isn't going to throw a ton of TDs this year, but the offense is still top shelf. Brady now 7-1 in his first half season as a head coach. He called a hell of a game against a tough, tough opponent last night. That was a trial by fire and Brady passed with flying colors. I like the cut of his jib.

Posted by: Delurker at November 10, 2026 06:43 PM (2Drhq)

68 Moore jumped from perfect fucking planes into the war and killed Jihadis with a blades fashioned from a homelite chain saw.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 06:43 PM (/+uur)

69 30 Brunswick Co is Wilmington NC which I believe might as well be Asheville on the coast. So bunch of crazy white chicks.
Posted by: NCKate at November 10, 2026 06:27 PM (enNUy)
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Actually, Brunswick County is south of Wilmington (which is in New Hanover County ) . It is considered a suburb, and amazingly enough, seems to lean Republican.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 10, 2026 06:45 PM (brIJB)

70 PS
And lead prayer meetings and cooked the Thanksgiving Turkey to perfection that made Paula Dean come out of menopause.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 06:45 PM (/+uur)

71
Turkmenistan is not sending their finest.

He looks like the guy who cleans out port-a-potties and considers this his best job, ever.

Weird little outfit, too.

I've never heard of Turkmenistan and I've been known in the past to invent pisslam countries.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 10, 2026 06:42 PM (hzuYO)




The really scary thing is, countries like Turkmenistan ARE sending their best. Just imagine the waterhead savages that are left back in the home countries.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2026 06:45 PM (y9nCu)

72 Did somebody take one for the team and listen to the nurse whacko?

What did she say?

Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 06:45 PM (Fi81e)

73 >>>64 Jill and Joe got garbage thrown at them in Ireland. Pro Pali demonstrators screamed "blood on your hands"
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So the brain dead protested the brain dead?

Posted by: Cosda at November 10, 2026 06:46 PM (rd4EE)

74 He couldn't even make it past Captain. When it comes to commissioned Army officers, the only thing you need to make Major before ETS is a pulse and an EEG showing some level of brain activity. And not getting caught dorking the commanding General's 18 yr old daughter in the squeekhole while taking her on a tour of the company motor pool.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 10, 2026 06:40 PM (y9nCu)
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There's a screenplay in there somewhere.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 06:47 PM (RIvkX)

75 Moore fed a district in near Charleston with a Churches Chicken $5 real deal meal and gave them all those little school Bibles that he himself underlined Jesus words.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 06:47 PM (/+uur)

76 They pelted us with rocks and garbage.

Posted by: Jill and Joe at November 10, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)

77 Lurker, the weird thing is the Vikings are originally from Buffalo and both teams have the same record in Super Bowls - 0 wins in four attempts.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 10, 2026 06:49 PM (Wp1X1)

78 76 They pelted us with rocks and garbage.
Posted by: Jill and Joe at November 10, 2026 06:48 PM (Fi81e)
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They tried to kill me with a forklift!

Posted by: Ken at November 10, 2026 06:49 PM (brIJB)

79 Moore jump started every car at the Easter Sunday Picnic himself.

Posted by: r hennigantx at November 10, 2026 06:49 PM (/+uur)

80 Moore, on his own initiative, fixed every McDonald's ice cream machine in the entire state.

Over a weekend.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 10, 2026 06:52 PM (brIJB)

81 From the weirdest and weakest branch of our family tree, is the cousin's son who used to tell our sons in my parent's pool he was "going to be a Navy SEAL." Which would be great, right?

The problem, among many too long to list as who cares, is he never learned to swim his entire life.

This is how I view the paratrooper upthread. Stolen valor equals stolen courage that they would not recognize if it slapped them.

Speaking of lying military or pretend helicopter pilots: Hazbeen is wearing his old wornhout poppy in the UK. With his "I showed up for a parade for Granny" medals. That anthroplogy study makes me laugh. The media is in cahoots somehow to say their name.

Has Hil-Hag popped out like a demented gopher to tell us anything today? Hey, Hil! Your plastic surgeon forgot your eyebaggage! Imagine waking up to THAT, fellas! I doubt Bill has since college when she trapped him in her web.


Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 10, 2026 06:53 PM (hzuYO)

82
Turkmenistan is not sending their finest.

He looks like the guy who cleans out port-a-potties and considers this his best job, ever.


When I first saw the photo I thought it was the new Senator from Maine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2026 06:53 PM (Cqx++)

83 Moore cooked a one-minute egg in 00:58

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 10, 2026 06:53 PM (RIvkX)

84 82
Turkmenistan is not sending their finest.

He looks like the guy who cleans out port-a-potties and considers this his best job, ever.

When I first saw the photo I thought it was the new Senator from Maine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2026 06:53 PM (Cqx++
‘He’ll do.’
- shaitan

Posted by: Eromero at November 10, 2026 06:58 PM (UYYJi)

85 58, yes, Christy, hiking is a great cure for the weirdness of things

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 10, 2026 06:58 PM (VyBeY)

86 How did that bitch manage to stay focused long enough to get through nursing school? And why do I suppose she is only a nurse's aide? Should put her in a cell with the moron in the cape with the cane. I'm sure they'd get along swimmingly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2026 06:59 PM (5WPt1)

87
They tried to kill me with a forklift!
Posted by: Ken


Fugitive Aliens will be deported.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2026 06:59 PM (Cqx++)

88 I've never heard of Turkmenistan and I've been known in the past to invent pisslam countries.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 10, 2026 06:42 PM (hzuYO)
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Please to visit tourism Myspace to consider!

Posted by: Republic of Peruvia at November 10, 2026 07:00 PM (RIvkX)

89 64 Jill and Joe got garbage thrown at them in Ireland. Pro Pali demonstrators screamed "blood on your hands"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 10, 2026 06:39 PM (FroOw)
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Obviously Trump's fault.

He made politics so uncivil.
Posted by: Axeman at November 10, 2026 06:40 PM (Fi81e)

The garbage makes sense. The reason does not.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2026 07:00 PM (5WPt1)

90 I think Jill & Joe deserved it

Posted by: Skip at November 10, 2026 07:01 PM (Ia/+0)

91 When I first saw the photo I thought it was the new Senator from Maine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2026 06:53 PM (Cqx++)

*******
Lol. Is he wearing a hairnet? What on earth? Does he set his hair in hair pins like they did in the '50's?

Only in Turkmenistan can you wear granny panties on your head and look proud.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 10, 2026 07:01 PM (hzuYO)

92

Donald Trump’s secret farewell letter to Joe Biden has finally been revealed nearly six years after he left the White House, exposing a surprisingly warm message to his bitter political rival.

The president praised Biden’s love for America and encouraged him to make history, despite publicly refusing to accept his defeat in the 2020 election.

https://t.ly/ZkCzh

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2026 07:01 PM (Cqx++)

93 Turkmenistan is not sending their finest.

He looks like the guy who cleans out port-a-potties and considers this his best job, ever.


When I first saw the photo I thought it was the new Senator from Maine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 10, 2026 06:53 PM (Cqx++)

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"He looks like Apu from our local 7-Eleven store in Rehoboth Beach!"

/obligatory F. Joe Biden

Posted by: ShainS at November 10, 2026 07:02 PM (8LFtR)

94 I've never heard of Turkmenistan and I've been known in the past to invent pisslam countries.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 10, 2026 06:42 PM (hzuYO)

https://youtu.be/NPzAds5p_nM

Everything you need to know about Turkmenistan.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 10, 2026 07:02 PM (5WPt1)

95 The French drug gang poster boy got my attention.

Please don't cross my moat and ring my bell. ack

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 10, 2026 07:02 PM (hzuYO)

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