Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Field of Wheat
Ivan Shishkin

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Nooded, probably first, but not on the main page.

Oh, hell, the post has yesterday's date.

Posted by: Nazdar at November 11, 2026 09:36 AM (NcvvS)

2 It IS on the main page, but right below yesterday's art.

Posted by: Nazdar at November 11, 2026 09:38 AM (NcvvS)

3 And SPONGE!!

Posted by: Nazdar at November 11, 2026 09:38 AM (NcvvS)

4 CBD, you need to hit the time machine.

Posted by: Nazdar at November 11, 2026 09:40 AM (NcvvS)

5 Wow.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 09:40 AM (ST3HN)

6 Beautful late summer scene.

Posted by: Nazdar at November 11, 2026 09:40 AM (NcvvS)

7 Nice trees.

Posted by: Tuna at November 11, 2026 09:41 AM (lJ0H4)

8 The wheat was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at November 11, 2026 09:42 AM (2Ez/1)

9 7 do you want to shake them?

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:42 AM (Bep7s)

10 no one came.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)

11 Bringing in the sheaves
Bringing in the sheaves
We shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 09:43 AM (ST3HN)

12 contrail

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:43 AM (Bep7s)

13 You know who else painted a field of wheat?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 09:43 AM (amcLV)

14 Quite the trip to get here...Nice calm painting

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2026 09:44 AM (+gK6I)

15
Wow! I'm in The Secret Art Post!

Okay, so I'd like order order the

Secret Art Special with chilly, cheese, and onions. and Van Gogh Fries with an Abstract Plum-Spinach Shake.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 09:45 AM (YSUhf)

16 And I like this one! Often not a fan of Russian art, because (speaking broadly) it often seems not very original and sometimes amateurish, but this is pleasing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 11, 2026 09:45 AM (BFjnM)

17 What happened?
I'm lost.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2026 09:45 AM (wzaBj)

18 I see "Cream of Wheat"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 11, 2026 09:45 AM (RORbl)

19
chilly = chili

Tnx AC!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 09:45 AM (YSUhf)

20 Akshually, Norm... it's a field of tall trees with a crop of wheat underneath them.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at November 11, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

21 Alternate title:

"Fucks! A Field of Luxurious, Waving, Ripe Fucks as Far As the Eye Can See!"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 09:47 AM (YSUhf)

22 is that amber? you'd think there'd be more amber than burnt umber.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:48 AM (Bep7s)

23 I guess I'll drown my post- election sorrows with some Wheat Chex.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2026 09:48 AM (wzaBj)

24 "...order the

Secret Art Special with chilly, cheese, and onions. and Van Gogh Fries with an Abstract Plum-Spinach Shake.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 09:45 AM"

No Coke. Pepsi.

Posted by: Dan Akroyd at November 11, 2026 09:49 AM (2Ez/1)

25 should add a dog. maybe his shishkin.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:50 AM (Bep7s)

26 The Field of Wheat
Ivan Shishkin

***********

Don't Get Cross With Me, Young Man! - a limerick

Young Ivan Shishkin was insane
Something was wrong with his brain
His mind was truly incomplete
When he painted this field of wheat
All the brushstrokes went against the grain

Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 09:50 AM (qgHp7)

27 22 is that amber? you'd think there'd be more amber than burnt umber.
Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:48 AM

What about us?

Posted by: Purple mountains at November 11, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)

28 Oh, here y'all are.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 11, 2026 09:51 AM (J4Dwc)

29 ivan wondering about that.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:51 AM (Bep7s)

30
I guess I'll drown my post- election sorrows with some Wheat Chex.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2026 09:48 AM (wzaBj)

Unfortunately, the Wheat Chex historic homeland wound up as part of Slovakia, when Czechoslovakia broke apart.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 09:52 AM (YSUhf)

31 ivan shishkin, but we ran out of skewers.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

32 oh, here we are.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:53 AM (Bep7s)

33 Yup...posting from my phone is always entertaining!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 11, 2026 09:53 AM (k5CNB)

34 Shishkin is a fine tree artist, maybe the best.

Posted by: gp at November 11, 2026 09:53 AM (Jr5Lq)

35 Yup...posting from my phone is always entertaining!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

It's there. We're here. It's all good.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 09:55 AM (ST3HN)

36 Glory of Socialist Wheat

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2026 09:55 AM (RIvkX)

37 No boobs. No dog. No sad clown. Not art.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 11, 2026 09:55 AM (/eH1B)

38 Granddad grew the dry land wheat
Stood on his own two feet
'Til his mind got incomplete
and they put him in the home.

/Burma Sheave

(lyrics from "Levelland" by James McMurtry)

Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 09:55 AM (qgHp7)

39 If one is tardy twice, does that make him retardy?

Posted by: Mullins at November 11, 2026 09:56 AM (hyQrc)

40 is that amber? you'd think there'd be more amber than burnt umber.
Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:48 AM

What about us?
Posted by: Purple mountains at November 11, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1
-----------
I coukd never forget you, big boys.

Posted by: Fruited Plain at November 11, 2026 09:56 AM (amcLV)

41 This is better... Don't have to go past yesterdays posts and get mad all over again... Well done and serene

Posted by: It's me donna at November 11, 2026 09:56 AM (+gK6I)

42

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 11, 2026 09:57 AM (dZdRk)

43 is that amber?
On the bed?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 11, 2026 09:57 AM (/eH1B)

44 38 raise you a choctaw.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 09:58 AM (Bep7s)

45 Commiewheat.

Posted by: Mullins at November 11, 2026 09:58 AM (hyQrc)

46 All the other Chex >>>>> Wheat Chex

Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 09:58 AM (qgHp7)

47 Is being bucolic AF

Posted by: Don Black at November 11, 2026 09:59 AM (ZxPkt)

48 bucolic buffalo.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 10:00 AM (Bep7s)

49 I'm surprised that the farmer hasn't cut those trees down. They must get in his way when he works his wheat field.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2026 10:00 AM (syz1S)

50 All the other Chex >>>>> Wheat Chex
Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 09:58 AM (qgHp7)
---------
This guy gets it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 10:00 AM (amcLV)

51 That was weird.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 11, 2026 10:01 AM (yVYSZ)

52 Raw umber and burnt umber...

Posted by: Can't anybody cook this stuff? at November 11, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

53 I'm surprised that the farmer hasn't cut those trees down. They must get in his way when he works his wheat field.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2026 10:00 AM (syz1S
-----------
Forget it, Anon. It's Russia.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 10:01 AM (amcLV)

54 Nice painting. This one is keeper.

Posted by: I forgot what nick I was using at November 11, 2026 10:01 AM (5Op5D)

55 > 49 I'm surprised that the farmer hasn't cut those trees down. They must get in his way when he works his wheat field.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2026 10:00 AM (syz1S)

The Intarwebs say Shishkin died in 1898.

In Russia, at the time this was painted, wheat was likely still harvested using hand sickles.

Hammer optional.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2026 10:02 AM (qlLNh)

56 I'm surprised that the farmer hasn't cut those trees down. They must get in his way when he works his wheat field.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 11, 2026 10:00 AM (syz1S)

They provide a place to take shelter in a thunderstorm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2026 10:03 AM (eYxtx)

57 Popsicles >>>>> hand sickles

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 10:03 AM (amcLV)

58 Someone should write a song about this.

Posted by: Gordon Sumner at November 11, 2026 10:04 AM (vr4To)

59 Raw umber and burnt umber...
Posted by: Can't anybody cook this stuff? at November 11, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

Umber? I scarcely knew 'er.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2026 10:04 AM (eYxtx)

60 AI sez "Ivan Shishkin, An Jung-hwan, Asher Brown Durand, and Albert Bierstadt stand out as the most photorealistic oil painters of trees"

Posted by: gp at November 11, 2026 10:06 AM (Jr5Lq)

61 >57 Popsicles >>>>> hand sickles

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 11, 2026 10:03 AM (amcLV)

Popsicles > Hand sickles > hammer and sickle

Posted by: Comrade Zohran at November 11, 2026 10:07 AM (vr4To)

62 I saw somewhere that Ralston Purina (a subsidiary of General Mills) is in financial trouble since they changed the formula for Wheat Chex to add more elastin. Since then all their Chex bounced.

Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 10:07 AM (qgHp7)

63 Comrade, I hope they served Shredded Wheat in hell.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 11, 2026 10:08 AM (qwx/I)

64 AI sez "Ivan Shishkin was largely apolitical in his personal life and focused almost exclusively on nature, though his artistic affiliation aligned him with progressive democratic ideals and cultural nationalism." He predated sovietism by decades.

Posted by: gp at November 11, 2026 10:10 AM (Jr5Lq)

65 Happy Veterans day?
What if I am a grumpy veteran?
When is grumpy veteran’s day?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2026 10:10 AM (MfZ5f)

66 > 60 AI sez "Ivan Shishkin, An Jung-hwan, Asher Brown Durand, and Albert Bierstadt stand out as the most photorealistic oil painters of trees"
Posted by: gp at November 11, 2026 10:06 AM (Jr5Lq)

I'm going to put a boot in that AI's happy little ass.

Posted by: Bob Ross, Channeling His Days as an Air Force Drill Sergeant at November 11, 2026 10:11 AM (qlLNh)

67 Burma Sheave

Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 09:55 AM (qgHp7)

That is marvelously awful!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 11, 2026 10:11 AM (k5CNB)

68 And now… the larch

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2026 10:11 AM (MfZ5f)

69 >63 Comrade, I hope they served Shredded Wheat in hell.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 11, 2026 10:08 AM (qwx/I)

When I was a wee Meta and stayed at my Babci's house, she only serve shredded wheat for breakfast. Just a sad brick of shredded wheat in a plastic bowl. And I had to eat the whole damn thing. I would have killed for a bowl of Kaboom.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 11, 2026 10:12 AM (vr4To)

70 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. All that painting needs is a herd of elk standing in the field.
Goes looking for coffee.

And a great Veterans Day to all the Hordemates who have worn, and who are currently wearing the Uniform of this great country. Coffee is on me!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 11, 2026 10:13 AM (2WIwB)

71 Comrade, I hope they served Shredded Wheat in hell.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Captain Crunch with only Everclear to drink.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:13 AM (ST3HN)

72 I see some future hefeweizen in that art. Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: scampydog at November 11, 2026 10:14 AM (2bFN5)

73 I really like Ivan Shishkin's landscapes. Natural, realistic, and he never misses details to bring the image to life. Also, his use of light on the land brings out the feel of nature. In this painting he makes he viewer 'see' every individual stalk of wheat and leaf on the trees. It's an amazing ability. The quality of the light on the wheat and the dirt path lets the audience smell the warmth on the land. This is such a simple scene but presented in a masterful way.

Check out Shishkin's Wiki page. It has a few dozen of his works, many of deep woods which I prefer.

Posted by: JTB at November 11, 2026 10:14 AM (yTvNw)

74 Reminds me of a scene from Woody Allen's Love and Death.
Would hang
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 11, 2026 10:15 AM (FroOw)

75 I see some future hefeweizen in that art. Thanks, CBD.
Posted by: scampydog

There's no wimmins in the picture.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:15 AM (ST3HN)

76 Coffee is on me!"

Nasty burn there, dude...

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:15 AM (pfXMo)

77 That is marvelously awful!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

*********

🤪
It occurred to me as I started typing B-u-r-m-

Truly spontaneous with no malice aforethought.

Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 10:15 AM (qgHp7)

78 acacia -> larch

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 10:16 AM (Bep7s)

79 62 I saw somewhere that Ralston Purina (a subsidiary of General Mills) is in financial trouble since they changed the formula for Wheat Chex to add more elastin. Since then all their Chex bounced.
Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 10:07

It's the top selling cereal in Prague.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 11, 2026 10:17 AM (2WIwB)

80 Almost an hour and still under 100.
What happened to this place?

Posted by: I miss the old days at November 11, 2026 10:17 AM (ORDfX)

81 Oh, this one is beautiful.

Also a repeat, methinks.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2026 10:17 AM (77rzZ)

82 71 cap'n crunch with stale beer many decades ago.

Posted by: cmeat at November 11, 2026 10:18 AM (Bep7s)

83 So, it's a crazy Ivan painting.

Posted by: dantesed at November 11, 2026 10:18 AM (Oy/m2)

84 The sniper is reeeeeally good.

Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 11, 2026 10:18 AM (3ZUWJ)

85 I was somewhat surprised to learn that a veterinarian is NOT somebody who eats veterans.

Posted by: muldoon at November 11, 2026 10:19 AM (qgHp7)

86 The sniper is reeeeeally good.
Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic

Which sni

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:19 AM (ST3HN)

87 86 Ha!

Posted by: gp at November 11, 2026 10:20 AM (Jr5Lq)

88 BTW, if you enjoy Shishkin's works, there is a collection of them in a Kindle e-book for $2.99. (Iyt includes the famous one of bear cubs playing in the woods.) I use a 10 inch tablet as an ereader and the paintings enlarge nicely on the screen.

Posted by: JTB at November 11, 2026 10:20 AM (yTvNw)

89 Which sni
Posted by: rickb223

Not funny.
-- Zombie John Sedgewick

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2026 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

90 It's the top selling cereal in Prague."

At least they're not Hungary...

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:21 AM (pfXMo)

91 I'm surprised that the farmer hasn't cut those trees down. They must get in his way when he works his wheat field.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Wind break?

Shady spot when stopping for lunch?

Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 11, 2026 10:21 AM (3ZUWJ)

92 Is anyone going to plow through the wheat puns?

Posted by: dantesed at November 11, 2026 10:22 AM (Oy/m2)

93 "BTW, if you enjoy Shishkin's works, there is a collection of them in a Kindle e-book for $2.99."

Slideshow of 352 Shishkin paintings, 34 minutes:
youtube.com/watch?v=X-cMPY9bCSA

Posted by: gp at November 11, 2026 10:23 AM (Jr5Lq)

94 What happened to this place?
Posted by: I miss the old days

All wheat. No chaff.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 11, 2026 10:23 AM (2Ez/1)

95 Is anyone going to plow through the wheat puns?"

There's a kernel of humor there...

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:23 AM (pfXMo)

96 Is anyone going to plow through the wheat puns?"

There's a kernel of humor there...
Posted by: man

'Tis a berry bad joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:24 AM (ST3HN)

97 Is anyone going to plow through the wheat puns?
Posted by: dantesed

Anyone who tries will get creamed.

Posted by: Bulg at November 11, 2026 10:24 AM (77rzZ)

98
Shishkin the best tree artist?

I wooden say that!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 10:24 AM (YSUhf)

99 It's the top selling cereal in Prague."

At least they're not Hungary...
Posted by: man
-------------
Breakfast that Czechs all the boxes.

Posted by: scampydog at November 11, 2026 10:25 AM (2bFN5)

100 Is anyone going to plow through the wheat puns?
Posted by: dantesed

You oat not to get everyone worked up like that !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 11, 2026 10:25 AM (3ZUWJ)

101 Customer: Is this gluten free?

Shopkeeper: No. You have to pay for it.

Posted by: Groan at November 11, 2026 10:25 AM (2Ez/1)

102 Breakfast that Czechs all the boxes."

Grape Nuts?

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:25 AM (pfXMo)

103 > 95 Is anyone going to plow through the wheat puns?"

There's a kernel of humor there...
Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:23 AM (pfXMo)

Anything for a buck.

Posted by: Token Little Rascal at November 11, 2026 10:26 AM (qlLNh)

104
Making Wheat puns with barely the germ of an idea.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 10:26 AM (YSUhf)

105 101 Ha!

Posted by: gp at November 11, 2026 10:26 AM (Jr5Lq)

106 Wooden eye!

Posted by: Just the punchline at November 11, 2026 10:26 AM (2Ez/1)

107 Sow many wheat puns.

Posted by: dantesed at November 11, 2026 10:27 AM (Oy/m2)

108 Since Muldoon likes dad jokes,

The Left has taken over and already put a Native American on television. Who the heck is Chief Meteorologist?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:27 AM (ST3HN)

109 Grape Nuts are neither.

Posted by: Change my mind at November 11, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)

110 Making Wheat puns with barely the germ of an idea."

It'll be no tribble at all...

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:27 AM (pfXMo)

111 If anyone is interested in watching the scuttling of SS United States today, a livestream will be available at the link below starting at 11:00 a.m. Central:

https://tinyurl.com/272yur4p

Safety standoff distance set by the US Coast Guard is one mile, but it's a big ship so it should be decent viewing.

There will be no explosive charges. It's a controlled flooding operation (opening the sea water intake valves) which is scheduled to commence at 1:00 p.m. CST.

Estimated time for the ship to become fully submerged and settled on the bottom is 45 minutes if all goes according to expectations of those in charge of the scuttling.

Posted by: one hour sober at November 11, 2026 10:28 AM (J4Dwc)

112 If American athletes eat their Wheaties, do Chinese athletes eat their Ricies?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2026 10:28 AM (qlLNh)

113 You bring in the sheaves.
I'll row the boat.

Posted by: Michael at November 11, 2026 10:28 AM (2Ez/1)

114 The Left has taken over and already put a Native American on television. Who the heck is Chief Meteorologist?
Posted by: rickb223

That joke is so bad we should Sioux you ...

Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 11, 2026 10:29 AM (3ZUWJ)

115 Finally, a sensible solution to the housing shortage.

jay plemons
@jayplemons
Scott Galloway is upset that our parents are taking too long to die.

“Quite frankly our parents are living too damn long. Great, I'm going to get a house when I'm 80 and they're 100.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 11, 2026 10:29 AM (ndZc7)

116 107 Sow many wheat puns.
Posted by: dantesed

Sew what?

Posted by: Oh, no... at November 11, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)

117 The Left has taken over and already put a Native American on television. Who the heck is Chief Meteorologist?
Posted by: rickb223

That joke is so bad we should Sioux you ...
Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic

*Golf Clap

Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:30 AM (ST3HN)

118 If American athletes eat their Wheaties, do Chinese athletes eat their Ricies?"

So, who gets KaBoom?

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:31 AM (pfXMo)

119 If you got rid of the trees, the picture would be whole wheat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2026 10:31 AM (qlLNh)

120 That joke is so bad we should Sioux you ...
Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic

What do you call a lesbian who is on fire? An LGBBQ.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 11, 2026 10:31 AM (ndZc7)

121 A sewer went out to sew.

Posted by: Stinky at November 11, 2026 10:31 AM (2Ez/1)

122 If you got rid of the trees, the picture would be whole wheat."

Roman Meal.

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:31 AM (pfXMo)

123 You bring in the sheaves.
I'll row the boat.
Posted by: Michael"

Who's coming around the Mountain, then?

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:32 AM (pfXMo)

124
118 If American athletes eat their Wheaties, do Chinese athletes eat their Ricies?"

So, who gets KaBoom?
Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:31 AM

-------

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: South Africa at November 11, 2026 10:32 AM (4Aqsh)

125 Strong bodies. Twelve ways.

Posted by: Wonder Bread at November 11, 2026 10:32 AM (2Ez/1)

126 Field of What?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 11, 2026 10:32 AM (4Je4D)

127 So, who gets KaBoom?
Posted by: man

The Palestinian kindergardens ... Those kids blow up so fast.

Posted by: Adriane the Artificial Art Critic . . . at November 11, 2026 10:33 AM (3ZUWJ)

128 Grape Nuts are neither.
Posted by: Change my mind at November 11, 2026 10:27 AM (2Ez/1)
----------
You ever eaten an oak tree?

Posted by: zombie Euell Gibbons at November 11, 2026 10:33 AM (amcLV)

129 The Left has taken over and already put a Native American on television. Who the heck is Chief Meteorologist?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 11, 2026 10:27 AM (ST3HN)

I'm stealing that.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 11, 2026 10:33 AM (2WIwB)

130 Then where does baby oil come from?

Posted by: Just the punchline at November 11, 2026 10:34 AM (2Ez/1)

131 You ever eaten an oak tree?
Posted by: zombie Euell Gibbons"

Pine tree. Tastes like hickory nuts.

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:35 AM (pfXMo)

132
Wheat a minute!

I can’t think of any puns!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2026 10:35 AM (YSUhf)

133 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at November 11, 2026 10:35 AM (2Ez/1)

134 Estimated time for the ship to become fully submerged and settled on the bottom is 45 minutes if all goes according to expectations of those in charge of the scuttling.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 11, 2026 10:28 AM (J4Dwc)

A crying shame, but the ship is 75 years old, and went unmaintained for many decades. So much blame to go around.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2026 10:35 AM (eYxtx)

135 Then where does baby oil come from?"

Immature wells...

Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:35 AM (pfXMo)

136 You bring in the sheaves.
I'll row the boat.
Posted by: Michael"

Who's coming around the Mountain, then?
Posted by: man at November 11, 2026 10:32 AM (pfXMo)

And where does Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear fit into all this?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 11, 2026 10:36 AM (4Je4D)

Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0265 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0083 seconds, 145 records returned.
Page size 64 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.