Rough Week Cafe

by Juan Solis
Obligatory
or the remake, if you like

Jasper the Lab says it's time for bed, darnit!

Senior dog with the cutest crooked nose is rescued from living under a bridge and is happy and comfortable now.

A pack of wolves, surveilled with night vision cameras-- chased off by brave doggos.

Dog feels the need to do ninja-rolls to sneak up on a treat his owner dropped on the floor for him. It's possible the guy was so casual about dropping it the dog thought he did so by mistake, so thought that he would have be sneaky and crafty about eating it. Poor dog. Good life lesson: Make sure your dogs know when you're giving them a treat.

The cutest little B&E suspect.

I don't know if you guys are bored of these but I'm always up for a charging baby elephant. This one "roars" at the end.

Emaciated pittie abandoned in a plum box is rescued and is now fat as plum. To be honest, this chonky boy needs to exercise. But he's happy and healthy at any size.

Pet pigs purloin pumpkins.

A pair of twin dogs just showed up at a farm and took jobs as farm dogs.

Update on the blind old golden retriever who's so happy and proud to still retrieve the newspaper every day.

Baby kitten bullies a giant cane corso.

Woman buys a male sex doll and gets caught so she makes a video and pretends she bought it to be a surrogate to her dog who has separation anxiety.

Chocolate lab is the hardest worker in the house.

Frequently Asked Question: Was "Dobby the House Elf" in Harry Potter played by Jason Statham?

Well yes, of course he was. Duh.

You didn't know that? You're so silly.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

Comments

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2026 07:29 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Hola, compadres!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 06, 2026 07:30 PM (0sNs1)

3 Ralphy's so old.
I'm so tired of carrying him around.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 06, 2026 07:30 PM (Sco7b)

4 My cat Chloe is currently having fun playing around on the futon in my office.

She's adorable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 06, 2026 07:32 PM (s2iZv)

5 Evening, Ace, and Cafe found-ins!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2026 07:33 PM (yky4J)

6 Sorry you had a rough week, Ace. What happened?

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2026 07:33 PM (MWfyi)

7 The sax on the original Baker Street is what makes it. Remakes never seem to find that same soul.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at November 06, 2026 07:34 PM (O7YUW)

8
My two favorites are baby elephants and cats/kittens.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 06, 2026 07:34 PM (mmrXZ)

9 Stateless, I've been missing my dog. I'm glad you are taking good care of Ralphy.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2026 07:35 PM (MWfyi)

10 Now that you mention it, Dobby and The Beekeeper are the same character.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 06, 2026 07:36 PM (4NO2D)

11 Woman buys a male sex doll and gets caught so she makes a video and pretends she bought it to be a surrogate to her dog

I've watched the video three times, and she never says it's a male sex doll, nor that she bought it for herself.

I asked Mom, and she says the holodeck handles such issues now, but I'll have to wait to find out for myself.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 06, 2026 07:36 PM (0sNs1)

12 "The sax on the original Baker Street is what makes it. Remakes never seem to find that same soul.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines"

Oh gawd it goes on and on , repeating the same lick over and over. Drives me nuts. It was ok the first hundred times or so I heard it on the radio but I just got to where I couldn't take it anymore and voted democrat.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2026 07:39 PM (MWfyi)

13 I need a herd of sheep and a night vision camera…

Posted by: H at November 06, 2026 07:40 PM (JSLNb)

14 That Dobby video has been in my feed for days and I haven't clicked on it till now. Much, much funnier than I expected.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2026 07:40 PM (SwyyQ)

15 Oops I meant "turn my radio off when it comes on".

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2026 07:40 PM (MWfyi)

16 Just finished a painting of a photo ace put on a cafe thread awhile back. See nic

Posted by: polynikes at November 06, 2026 07:40 PM (KC5Lt)

17 Just finished a painting of a photo ace put on a cafe thread awhile back. See nic
Posted by: polynikes at November 06, 2026 07:40 PM

* practicing Joisey accent *

Very noice!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 06, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)

18 Jake wants early bedtime too, especially with the time change.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 06, 2026 07:44 PM (JNr/z)

19 9 Stateless, I've been missing my dog. I'm glad you are taking good care of Ralphy.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2026 07:35 PM (MWfyi

Thank you.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 06, 2026 07:44 PM (Sco7b)

20 Polynikes, I thought you said a photo "of" ace. Imagine my disappointment.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2026 07:45 PM (MWfyi)

21 Jasper is just caring for his owner

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2026 07:45 PM (Ia/+0)

22 Finally on the boat about to head across the bay.

It’s been a sad week. But.

It’s going to be ok. Reach out to someone and tell them they are appreciated. Do something nice for a naighbor. Smile at a kid. Throw rocks in the water.

I’m going to the range tomorrow with my #1 son and my range buddies.

Shooting will help.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 06, 2026 07:46 PM (eOjAZ)

23 polynikes very nice

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2026 07:46 PM (Ia/+0)

24 Now Chloe has settled down on my futon. She's right next to my oldest cat Penny.

I don't pretend to understand it, but Chloe has only been here a few months now and she's already won over Penny.

They seem to be friends now. Both of them even sleep with me at night. Penny's been doing that for years, but for Chloe to do that in such a short time is amazing.

I love that little Bengal klutz.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 06, 2026 07:47 PM (s2iZv)

25 Just finished a painting of a photo ace put on a cafe thread awhile back. See nic
Posted by: polynikes

Very pretty.

Posted by: Tuna at November 06, 2026 07:48 PM (lJ0H4)

26 The Dobby video was great. I'm a Statham fan, especially in the Rick Ford mode.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 06, 2026 07:48 PM (iIyc0)

27 Well I'm off to a high school football game. Our towns team won their district and are in the playoffs. It's been a crummy week, so getting out and watching the game sounds good to me.

Posted by: Case at November 06, 2026 07:49 PM (En+fz)

28 Surprise at the swimming hole.

https://tinyurl.com/b69m8wad

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 06, 2026 07:54 PM (ndZc7)

29
Hard day today stewarding at the Cypress Creek KC show. Got to the ring at 7:55 this morning and left it at 4:30. Full slate of 175 dogs and I had to handle it all by myself. The judge was very complimentary about my work. It was by no means perfect, but I got everyone in the ring efficiently.

But Diana was Best of Breed today in her first show in a couple of years. Her Majesty had to handle her and Diana didn't turn in a disciplined effort, but she's showy and happy and that counts for a good deal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2026 07:55 PM (eRlcH)

30 Saw HS down the street was having a football game under the lights, hadn't started at 6:45 yet

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2026 07:56 PM (Ia/+0)

31 A painting that fits my mood … perfect timing.

Posted by: Dr_No at November 06, 2026 07:56 PM (ayRl+)

32 "Woman buys a male sex doll and gets caught so she makes a video and pretends she bought it to be a surrogate to her dog who has separation anxiety."

Did her male sex doll come in the mail?

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2026 07:56 PM (MWfyi)

33 Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Grow a pair you are old enough to not ask mommy.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 06, 2026 07:57 PM (NnhvP)

34 I’ve been noting how upset by this many friends are, and I do sympathize with all of them. But as to myself, I keep thinking of a scene from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, a 2018 Coen Bros movie. In this scene (and it makes sense in the context of the film) James Franco plays a criminal who’s standing on the gallows with a rope around his neck, about to be hung. Another criminal, a younger man is to be hung with him, and he’s sniffling and crying a little.

Franco looks over at him, grins a bit and says “First time, eh?”

That’s pretty much how I’ve been feeling about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2026 07:59 PM (oH6g4)

35 A painting that fits my mood.

https://tinyurl.com/43b2z8ea

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 06, 2026 08:00 PM (ndZc7)

36 Franco looks over at him, grins a bit and says “First time, eh?”

That’s pretty much how I’ve been feeling about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2026 07:59 PM (oH6g4)

Heh.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 06, 2026 08:02 PM (CjHsb)

37 Star Trek is on. It's the one where a bunch of Boomers destroy everything.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2026 08:04 PM (MWfyi)

38 Buster Scruggs? The West Texas Twit!?!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at November 06, 2026 08:04 PM (iIyc0)

39 >> I asked Mom, and she says the holodeck handles such issues now,

Don't play innocent. I know what you've been doing in the Holodeck, 'cause I've had to clean it up. If you don't clean up after yourself and stop spooging the quantum emitters, I will tell your mother.

Counselor Troi knows too. She wants you to stop by tomorrow.

Posted by: Lt. Cmdr La Forge at November 06, 2026 08:04 PM (w6EFb)

40 Damn Boomers.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2026 08:04 PM (MWfyi)

41 Jordy's got a black light in those goggles.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2026 08:06 PM (MWfyi)

42 I’ve decided I’m just going to play golf , paint and prep and not worry about the future.

Philippians 3:20

Posted by: polynikes at November 06, 2026 08:07 PM (KC5Lt)

43 Franco looks over at him, grins a bit and says “First time, eh?”

That’s pretty much how I’ve been feeling about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

While extremely disappointed, I'm actually surprised how (relatively) unbothered I am. I was way more upset at the 2020 results, but it all worked out for the best, as Trump 2.0 has been MUCH better than a continuation of 1.0 would have been. We've survived (and ignored) Dem congresses before, and the Republicans in congress weren't doing much.

I'm a little more upset we lost so many state governors, as that will have more significant ramifications.

Still, the economy is actually doing well, Trump will keep deporting, and the Iran war has to wrap up before 2028, so I think we'll be in a good position for that election. Dems will infight, squabble, overreach and terrify the electorate, while Trump's seeds will hopefully be bearing fruit. We win the presidency in 2028, oversee the census...might do well.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2026 08:07 PM (t19vo)

44
William Windom (Decker in that episode) played these disheveled, washed up types who life has fallen apart, types a lot back in the day.

Posted by: Lt. Cmdr La Forge at November 06, 2026 08:08 PM (w6EFb)

45
Her Majesty, however, once she was done showing, stewarded for a judge who was snappish with her. HM is really excellent at her work, but whenever she told the judge about what was upcoming - problems should be anticipated in advance - she got sharply told it wasn't necessary.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2026 08:08 PM (eRlcH)

46 38 Buster Scruggs? The West Texas Twit!?!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

The Runt from Reata Pass?

Posted by: Surly Joe at November 06, 2026 08:09 PM (t19vo)

47
Who needs black lights, I sense his perving all the time.

Wesley, I know what you're thinking about when you look at my butt, and you're disgusting.

Posted by: Counselor Troi at November 06, 2026 08:09 PM (w6EFb)

48 I’m in the minority who doesn’t care for Coen Brother movies.

I did like Miller’s Crossing though.

Posted by: polynikes at November 06, 2026 08:10 PM (KC5Lt)

49 34 I’ve been noting how upset by this many friends are, and I do sympathize with all of them. But as to myself, I keep thinking of a scene from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, a 2018 Coen Bros movie. In this scene (and it makes sense in the context of the film) James Franco plays a criminal who’s standing on the gallows with a rope around his neck, about to be hung. Another criminal, a younger man is to be hung with him, and he’s sniffling and crying a little.

Franco looks over at him, grins a bit and says “First time, eh?”

That’s pretty much how I’ve been feeling about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2026 07:59 PM

Thanks, Tom, needing a laugh. I had forgotten this movie.

Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2026 08:12 PM (LHPAg)

50 Anybody who would hump Worf has nothing to say about disgusting, you slut.

Posted by: Mr Riker at November 06, 2026 08:14 PM (MWfyi)

51 I watched Blade Runner 2049 last night. I liked it better than Blade Runner.

Posted by: polynikes at November 06, 2026 08:14 PM (KC5Lt)

52 47
Wesley, I know what you're thinking about when you look at my butt, and you're disgusting.
Posted by: Counselor Troi

That fraud's abilities are worse than Sarah's from Team America. I was checking out Worf's bulge...I want to get dominated.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 06, 2026 08:15 PM (t19vo)

53 You call that little thing a butt?

Posted by: Uhura at November 06, 2026 08:16 PM (Q+gd/)

54 Get ready everyone because FART Tubing will mandatory in all Federal Buildings according Senator Sanders.

Let's end Global Warming Now !!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimliene at November 06, 2026 08:17 PM (5sddq)

55 Never a Foo Fighters fan. I'll take Rafferty any day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 06, 2026 08:17 PM (X8vlu)

56 Someone has already figured out the cheat they used:

https://shorturl.ly/ac59x

Check it out: goes to X.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 06, 2026 08:19 PM (ZVgZ4)

57 Never a Foo Fighters fan. I'll take Rafferty any day.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 06, 2026 08:17 PM (X8vlu)
---
Yeah, I never understood how Foo Fighters became popular.

Mid-tier garage band at best.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 06, 2026 08:19 PM (s2iZv)

58 Can't hardly stay awake
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2026 08:22 PM (Ia/+0)

59 Foo Fighters Everlong is one of my favorite songs.

Posted by: polynikes at November 06, 2026 08:22 PM (KC5Lt)

60 So I've been saying since the DSA psy op appeared in June that things were going to get very weird. And that we were being set up with a phony war between the DNC and DSA.

Equally I have observed all year that we were being set up by the Left for needing a (previously scheduled) masculine manly man for president in 2028, and that it was over for women.

So, laugh at me and feel free to bookmark this or whatever, but at the moment I will say that it is looking to these eyes like we have been set up - for President El Sayed.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2026 08:25 PM (vE0+H)

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