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Good morning kids. Well, here we are and after yesterday about the only kernel of normalcy I can offer is that being a midterm election it's not unexpected and indeed usually the norm that the party in power generally loses the majority in Congress. Although 2006 was a huge exception to that notion. Besides that, at least we won't have to endure the preening, strutting and hutzpocritical crowing of slag shit-whore RINO Susan Collins despite being ousted by Nazi devotee Graham Platner. Not that she advanced the cause of freedom and the American agenda during her tenure, either sitting on her hands or otherwise joining with the Democrats to advance their heathen policies and agenda in the name of "bipartisanship." Mercifully, she's gone, but we are in for a rough time going forward, as the tale of the tape shows. It’s the first midterm election since 2006 that a party out of power has won back both chambers.Oh terrific, Mr. President? You'll be making deals with terrorists that let them destroy whatever still remains of America incrementally instead of in one fell swoop? As with Iran, the President is clueless as to who and what he is dealing with. So for the past two years Mr. President, what have the Democrats compromised on that conceded even a scintilla of the MAGA agenda. I believe the answer is nothing. Not one damned thing? They spent every moment since you were first sworn in and before it trying to impeach you as well as persecuting not only your cabinet members and advisers but even average Americans for the treasonous act of buying a MAGA hat or even donating a buck to your campaign. At best we'll have gridlock but we're going to get it right in the neck. They have telegraphed a not-so-subtle message: reprisals are coming. . . What’s driving the desire for reprisals?With all due respect to the erudite and estimable Christopher Rufo, Brazilification is the wrong word. It's Bolshevization if not outright Nazification because win lose or draw, their opponents, meaning us and anyone who dares even raise an eyebrow in disagreement, will not be going to prison, or if so it's merely a pre-execution holding cell. With bust-out socialists as well as a Muslim Brotherhood Senator now ensconced in power, I cannot even imagine where we go from here should PLEASE GOD the Democrats are indeed kept in check the for the final years of the Trump presidency and beyond! So the puzzler for me is how did yesterday happen especially given the fact that a Donald Trump election three times and at the barest of minimums his candidacy in the first place represent a negation of the negation that was and is Obama and Clinton and Leftism in general happened in the first place? Solve that riddle and at the very least we have a shot at saving America. For now buy guns and ammo while we still can — I know I will be — and speak out while you still can. Ugh, what a horrid waking nightmare. But that said, don't let yesterday get you down. Take comfort in family and friends and have faith in the LORD. We shall overcome so on that note, regardless of everything horrible, count your blessings and have a good day, one and all!
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So are you enjoying the color revolution?
Posted by: lurk at November 04, 2026 07:06 AM (hXvZk) 3
Happy Wednesday
Posted by: r hennigantx at November 04, 2026 07:06 AM (/+uur) 4
I really don't know how yesterday could've been much worse. Oh well, nothing I can do about any of it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 04, 2026 07:09 AM (qBdHI) 5
Yeah, I go to sleep not caring about the Elections and then wake up to discover a "Blue Tsnumai" text.
I can't help but think of how Moses had to deal with those he led out of Egypt, and all they wanted to do was go back to comfortable slavery and demon worship. See all of the miracles? Yeah? That was yesterday. I still want to be a slave and worship demons. Why are you trying to kill us be leading us out of bondage? Posted by: Community Notes at November 04, 2026 07:09 AM (rgGn5) 6
2 So are you enjoying the color revolution?
Posted by: lurk at November 04, 2026 07:06 AM (hXvZk) Speaking of which I assume the colored commie is now my governor in WI? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 04, 2026 07:09 AM (x0n13) 7
Onward Horde!
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at November 04, 2026 07:09 AM (2CeDH) 8
This 'election' was as fake as 2020. Dreadful candidates are swept into office over incumbents that are presiding over economic good times. Uh-huh. Pull my other leg, it plays jingle bells.
Posted by: Lurk at November 04, 2026 07:09 AM (hXvZk) 9
Speaking of which I assume the colored commie is now my governor in WI?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 04, 2026 07:09 AM (x0n13) yup Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2026 07:10 AM (Q+gd/) 10
Looks like VA House will be 8-3...there's my good news for the day, b/c that's better than last year predicted...although we kept incumbents in the seats, and that probably helped greatly...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:11 AM (Gb7+b) 11
Yes he is -- the one who dropped out of the race due to a lack of support, the one who just barely won his primary -- swept into power through the strength of the ... Madison vote.
Totes legit. Posted by: lurk at November 04, 2026 07:11 AM (hXvZk) 12
Mission accomplished! And please send money ASAP so we can fight the eeeevil Dems. PO box wefuckingsuck
Posted by: GOPe at November 04, 2026 07:11 AM (kFR7j) 13
The message is clear here. I think I'm going to see how much of the fraud I can get in on before the full economic collapse and face colander times.
Meanwhile, I'm glad I hedged the vote on buying ammo. Posted by: Community Notes at November 04, 2026 07:12 AM (nAS9C) 14
While it's way early to think about 2028, how do you think last night's results impact the GOP campaign for POTUS? Do you stick with Vance or Rubio, or go off the board with someone else?
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at November 04, 2026 07:12 AM (2CeDH) 15
We are behind enemy lines. Head on a swivel, and have a plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2026 07:12 AM (u82oZ) 16
SC got Alan Wilson for gov. Bright spot there.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2026 07:12 AM (r2Icn) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 04, 2026 07:13 AM (8schn) 18
JJ, being a lifelong Wisconsinite myself...may we commiserate and complain together. Hugs and prayers all around.
Posted by: JediArashi at November 04, 2026 07:13 AM (Ox9/r) 19
What is sad:
1. Data republican warned of a color revolution; she had the timing and method wrong. 2. This is one of those dreaded 'You ain't votin' your way out of this' deals. Posted by: lurk at November 04, 2026 07:14 AM (hXvZk) 20
Gonna be a long two years.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2026 07:14 AM (iMotb) 21
11 Yes he is -- the one who dropped out of the race due to a lack of support, the one who just barely won his primary -- swept into power through the strength of the ... Madison vote.
Totes legit. Posted by: lurk at November 04, 2026 07:11 AM (hXvZk) The commies here thought and were right in that that Frances Hong was way too toxic so they rigged the primary for Crowley. Yeah, they run the show here, sad to say. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 04, 2026 07:15 AM (x0n13) 22
My initial thought is that Trump wasn't on the ballot, those who voted for him didn't turn out for Dem Lite.
I wonder how much it turned off Trump voters that the GOP controlled Congress didn't pass the SAVE Act. Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2026 07:15 AM (Q+gd/) 23
I was blindingly, catastrophically wrong about this election.
And therefore I'm wrong about the follow-on effects. My predicate assumptions have been completely vaporized. I thought Crockett would be able to play the 'I'da beat that honkey's ass!' card, guaranteeing a Kamala nomination in 28. Welp. That honkey got his ass beat. By a kiddie diddler, and that means - I think - AOC's in the catbird seat now. Texas and California are gone. That gives you President AOC with both houses and SCOTUS. I have two years to prepare for this eventuality. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, prepping at November 04, 2026 07:15 AM (yKhjs) 24
Willowed from Pixy’s thread:
It’s not cheating. Voters are schizophrenic… they want low taxes, free shit and gasoline at a buck a gallon. If they don’t get that they throw a hissy fit and elect actual commies and terrorists. It’s a cold bucket of reality over the head Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 04, 2026 07:08 AM (PYT6H) Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 04, 2026 07:15 AM (PYT6H) 25
Village Idiot's Apprentice
Top o ta mornin to ya, guv'nor. We survived 8 of Obama and 4 of Biden. OPSEC on cunning plans. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2026 07:16 AM (u82oZ) 26
18 JJ, being a lifelong Wisconsinite myself...may we commiserate and complain together. Hugs and prayers all around.
Posted by: JediArashi at November 04, 2026 07:13 AM (Ox9/r) Jeez. I just can't escape the schvartzyorem commies! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 04, 2026 07:16 AM (x0n13) 27
This election was a referndum on Trump and not making Americans great again (foreign policy, America is great, but domestic they are all suffering).
It's not his 100% fault everyone 17-64 has been dealing with entry level jobs disappearing to AI and those remaining getting stagnant salaries, beef and other food prices staying skyrocketed (we now know beef prices matter way more than egg ones), gas being sky high, health insurance looking at continual double digit increases... But he didn't empathize. He didn't try to help. He cheered AI and data centers. Tariffs were added with no direct benefit to Americans, but only the government coffer. So, Americans paid more and didn't feel anyithing for it. Then, DOW got a huge increase and we went to war with Iran, and Americans didn't feel any benefit - instead, it was more pain. And the promised benefits of deprtation also still brought almost nothing, except more security. All while they saw Trump fixate and sound off on petty things (pick what would go viral - the reflecting pool, the Kennedy Center, etc). And Congress didn't do anything to help, either. Instead, they were a brick wall who did nothing. Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:17 AM (Gb7+b) 28
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 07:17 AM (ccf/V) 29
davidt
Not passing the SAVE act was beyond stupid. Now the GOPe Donor class will be hit first, and hard. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2026 07:17 AM (u82oZ) 30
We are so totally fucked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 07:18 AM (ccf/V) 31
14 While it's way early to think about 2028, how do you think last night's results impact the GOP campaign for POTUS? Do you stick with Vance or Rubio, or go off the board with someone else?
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at November 04, 2026 07:12 AM (2CeDH) Anyone in Trump's staff, save the VP maybe, is out. A non-loser this race will be near the top of the possibles. Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:18 AM (Gb7+b) 32
NPR was quite chipper this morning and said the dem house will be having lots of investigations. Please do just that 24/7
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 04, 2026 07:18 AM (kFR7j) 33
In my opinion, prudent businessmen need to reconsider relocating/expanding to/in Wisconsin. The first seizure was the state supreme court. Incumbents there were lifers until one devised a novel theory of liability which made business difficult. He was voted out. Since then no incumbent can win on the purely political court.
Sad. Posted by: lurk at November 04, 2026 07:18 AM (hXvZk) 34
Looking at numbers, Republican turnout isn't too different from 2022. Which again seems to imply that the working class TrumpOnly voter(not all working class but the portion attributable to him) didn't show up in off-years. This seems to make them a bad bet for 2028.
We've yet to see the attribution for the substantially increased Democrat turnout, but the general spread seems to indicate it's Hispanic. If our politics become increasingly Latin American that will make some of the big planks law & order and social spending/bribes/patronage. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 04, 2026 07:18 AM (okun6) 35
Neither Rubio or Vance can overcome the ignorant corrupt free shit socialist army that has taken over the country. PDT may have interrupted the decline briefly but the landslide is still going to break loose, with the Muslims riding the debris to the bottom.
Posted by: fd at November 04, 2026 07:19 AM (MWfyi) 36
I am so happy the democrats are back in control of the Congress. Now I can get medicare, head start for the children, Pedro back to mow my lawn on the cheap and best of all all paid for by other Americans! Life is great!
Does this burqa make me look fat? Maybe just go with the hijab? So hard to choose....so hard... Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, democrat scold and parasite who votes for a living at November 04, 2026 07:19 AM (2mAEd) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 04, 2026 07:19 AM (x0n13) 38
Thankfully I still have the horde here, but with the blue wave, I expect all the shitty policies under Biden are going to be coming back.
DEI - more please Trannies - more please Censorship - more please Higher taxes - more please Burning cities - more please Thanks dims - we were actually making a little headway towards sanity buy that is off the menu now. Posted by: Darth Randall at November 04, 2026 07:19 AM (mseD3) 39
Texas republicans shed 2.3 million votes from 2024. 300k went to the dims but ~2 million stayed home.
It was nice while it lasted. Posted by: lin-duh at November 04, 2026 07:19 AM (f9RL7) 40
"We survived 8 of Obama and 4 of Biden. OPSEC on cunning plans."
OPSEC is always good. On the other hand, show me a nation that has successfully repelled an Islamic invasion without massive bloodshed. And don't for a minute think that Islam is not a part of this three prongs attack on the nation. Good article, that I stole from Insty's place https://tinyurl.com/4razwwae Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2026 07:20 AM (iMotb) 41
Anyone in Trump's staff, save the VP maybe, is out. A non-loser this race will be near the top of the possibles.
Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:18 AM (Gb7+b) Byron Donalds in FL would be on my short list, but with the Dems taking CA and TX, I'm not sure it'll matter. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, prepping at November 04, 2026 07:21 AM (yKhjs) 42
Morning again Horde thx JJ. A not so Happy Hump Day.
I said this earlier but this reminds me of Ed Koch's comment after he lost the primary to Dinkins "the people have spoken and they must be punished" Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 04, 2026 07:21 AM (cfGMy) 43
How the hell did Texas get this so fucking wrong as to beggar the imagination.
CA transplants polluted TX like they do everywhere they go. Posted by: Halfhand at November 04, 2026 07:21 AM (CZuvr) 44
34 Looking at numbers, Republican turnout isn't too different from 2022. Which again seems to imply that the working class TrumpOnly voter(not all working class but the portion attributable to him) didn't show up in off-years. This seems to make them a bad bet for 2028.
We've yet to see the attribution for the substantially increased Democrat turnout, but the general spread seems to indicate it's Hispanic. If our politics become increasingly Latin American that will make some of the big planks law & order and social spending/bribes/patronage. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 04, 2026 07:18 AM (okun6) Young white men 18-29, regardless of location (city vs rural) voted for Ds by 17 points. They were the big swing, and I doubt they were fraud. They voted what they are feeling, which is pain and an inability to get started in life. Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:21 AM (Gb7+b) 45
It appears that the republican districts in Texas voted straight party democrat across the board. Not only the governor and lt governor, but all of the judges too.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 04, 2026 07:22 AM (0U5gm) 46
"This election was a referndum on Trump and not making Americans great again "
Then the electorate is stupid and selfish for not seeing what PDT has done for the country and deserves every bit of pain it is going to get. Anybody who thinks a Dem would have been or will be better is crazy. Posted by: fd at November 04, 2026 07:23 AM (MWfyi) 47
Among other personal disappointments for me this morning is the knowledge that most of my immediate and extended family are most likely quite content with last night's debacle. My late mother and father would have been appalled. I guess the the bright side, I most likely will have joined them on the other side before I witness the wonderments of islamo-socialism.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2026 07:23 AM (ceJ0R) 48
Young white men 18-29, regardless of location (city vs rural) voted for Ds by 17 points. They were the big swing, and I doubt they were fraud. They voted what they are feeling, which is pain and an inability to get started in life.
Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:21 AM (Gb7+b) And wanting to bang coeds, who are very, very left. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, prepping at November 04, 2026 07:24 AM (yKhjs) Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2026 07:24 AM (u82oZ) 50
The hpuse is sold and the money should clear soon. We have to be out today. Hope the money shows......
Brother's surgery went well. Blockage was worse than thought, but soft material so easily removed. The mild stroke actually led to finding the blockage that left untreated would've been catastrophic. Woof....... I'm severely depressed about last night. I've been struggling with every day life lately, but Texas going full commie is a bit much to handle right now. Life just got a whole lot harder. I didn't need that. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 07:24 AM (ccf/V) 51
41 Anyone in Trump's staff, save the VP maybe, is out. A non-loser this race will be near the top of the possibles.
Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:18 AM (Gb7+b) Byron Donalds in FL would be on my short list, but with the Dems taking CA and TX, I'm not sure it'll matter. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, prepping at November 04, 2026 07:21 AM (yKhjs) Nah, he won on DeSantis's indirect coattails...that's the only reason Florida didn't also fall. He and the R Senator aren't popular on their own. They are popular b/c of DeSantis's guiding of the R party down there (I've got family on both sides in FL, so I know how popular DeSantis is - Donalds was NOT that popular)... Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:24 AM (Gb7+b) 52
I feel sorry for Trump, who ran himself ragged campaigning all for nought.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 04, 2026 07:25 AM (kpS4V) 53
Good morning, one and all. I made it to work and life is continuing on.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 04, 2026 07:25 AM (svLOV) 54
Democrats are already saying publicly that their top priorities are impeaching Trump and his entire Cabinet and law fare against anyone that survives that.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 04, 2026 07:25 AM (sabhw) 55
How the hell did Texas get this so fucking wrong as to beggar the imagination.
CA transplants polluted TX like they do everywhere they go. Posted by: Halfhand at November 04, 2026 07:21 AM (CZuvr) No… that wasn’t new Texans from other states like CA. You didn’t get that many transplants in just the 2 years since Trump won the state +14. It was voter retardation Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 04, 2026 07:25 AM (PYT6H) Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 04, 2026 07:25 AM (Sco7b) 57
Jeez. I just can't escape the schvartzyorem commies!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 04, 2026 07:16 AM (x0n13) I'd love to kick them back to NY or Cali. Or more likely...Minnesota. Don't get me started. I'm a millennial, too, so whatever ends up happening I get to deal with for a long time. Ugh. Posted by: JediArashi at November 04, 2026 07:25 AM (Ox9/r) 58
If we had just let them eat the Tide Pods, none of this would be happening right now.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 07:26 AM (7Ne0P) 59
44 34 Looking at numbers, Republican turnout isn't too different from 2022. Which again seems to imply that the working class TrumpOnly voter(not all working class but the portion attributable to him) didn't show up in off-years. This seems to make them a bad bet for 2028.
We've yet to see the attribution for the substantially increased Democrat turnout, but the general spread seems to indicate it's Hispanic. If our politics become increasingly Latin American that will make some of the big planks law & order and social spending/bribes/patronage. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 04, 2026 07:18 AM (okun6) Young white men 18-29, regardless of location (city vs rural) voted for Ds by 17 points. They were the big swing, and I doubt they were fraud. They voted what they are feeling, which is pain and an inability to get started in life. Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:21 AM (Gb7+b) They're ultimately a limited part of the electorate. While it's not great to lose ground, we're talking numbers that are somewhere between Jews and Arabs in overall impact. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 04, 2026 07:26 AM (okun6) 60
46 "This election was a referndum on Trump and not making Americans great again "
Then the electorate is stupid and selfish for not seeing what PDT has done for the country and deserves every bit of pain it is going to get. Anybody who thinks a Dem would have been or will be better is crazy. Posted by: fd at November 04, 2026 07:23 AM (MWfyi) No one cares what he did for the country when they are maxing credit cards, postponing or going bankrupt with health costs, and are laid off and unable to find a next job that isn't minimum wage (we have a few folks here who have been in that "can't find a job" phase, and they REALLY should be able to)... Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:26 AM (Gb7+b) 61
Conservative Canadian MP Says His Father Was Offered Euthanasia Unprompted
"I was disgusted. All the warnings about MAID we debated in the [House of Commons] and warned would happen with the change in legislation and the Liberals said would never happen [...] are happening," Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2026 07:26 AM (gWCxi) 62
Last night proved that the media still has a fuckton of power. A metric fuckton.
Oh, and fuck you millennials. You lazy pieces of shit. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 07:26 AM (ccf/V) 63
Money, Texas was the last bastion for the globalists. Texas wasn't flipped it was bought.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 07:26 AM (8Uo7a) 64
I figure Trump is going to go golfing today, like he did after he got whupped in 2020.
Don't mean nothing, he can do what he wants; it's fine. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 04, 2026 07:26 AM (/Ki2A) 65
"I feel sorry for Trump, who ran himself ragged campaigning all for nought.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes" This is the thanks he gets for trying to get the USA back on track. I wouldn't blame him for nuking everything. Posted by: fd at November 04, 2026 07:26 AM (MWfyi) 66
Did the "Wealth Tax" pass in California ?
Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2026 07:27 AM (gWCxi) 67
It's kind of a relief. So cartoonish, so obvious. The crazies will be emboldened, the 13848 report is due in 45 days. Maybe we're finally at the end.
Posted by: t-bird at November 04, 2026 07:27 AM (73EQ0) 68
It will be hard to not go with Vance in 2028 as he will be the incumbent president.
Posted by: Oglebay at November 04, 2026 07:27 AM (2ap+5) 69
"If we had just let them eat the Tide Pods, none of this would be happening right now."
One could argue that outlawing Lawn Darts was the beginning of all this. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2026 07:27 AM (iMotb) 70
Trump has 2 and a half months of free action left.
Iran, the Deerp State, and criminals are very happy now. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2026 07:27 AM (u82oZ) 71
Since the S&P is held up by data centers, I can only imagine what the market will look like.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 04, 2026 07:28 AM (0U5gm) 72
52 I feel sorry for Trump, who ran himself ragged campaigning all for nought.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 04, 2026 07:25 AM (kpS4V) Don't feel too bad - he saw the numbers, thus his campaigning in solely red areas - so he knew this was coming, even if we didn't... Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:28 AM (Gb7+b) 73
"No one cares what he did for the country when they are maxing credit cards, postponing or going bankrupt with health costs, and are laid off and unable to find a next job that isn't minimum wage"
Well fine they are stupid and nothing will get better. With voters like that it's a hopeless cause. Posted by: fd at November 04, 2026 07:28 AM (MWfyi) Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ) 75
Thanks dims - we were actually making a little headway towards sanity buy that is off the menu now.
-- We could've made substantial headway, possibly even saved the country...were it not in large part for John Thune. Hey, with Talafreako in and Paxton out, I guess this is a shining morning for the Bush clan. Hope they're happy. Posted by: Lady in Black at November 04, 2026 07:29 AM (qBdHI) 76
Good morning JJ and horde
And he isn't even our first Marxist Islamic Senator Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2026 07:29 AM (aszAF) 77
I agree, Salty. Vance isn't going to run. Just my gut feeling.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 04, 2026 07:29 AM (qBdHI) 78
They're ultimately a limited part of the electorate. While it's not great to lose ground, we're talking numbers that are somewhere between Jews and Arabs in overall impact.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 04, 2026 07:26 AM (okun6) Oh, we lost everyone else bigger - those were just the most shocking loss...b/c they are the backbone of the party... It would be like Dems losing blacks... Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:29 AM (Gb7+b) 79
66 Did the "Wealth Tax" pass in California ?
Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2026 07:27 AI No, the "Wealth Tax" did not pass in California. It was proposed but ultimately did not receive enough support to be enacted Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 04, 2026 07:30 AM (Sco7b) 80
How the hell did Texas get this so fucking wrong as to beggar the imagination.
Texas?!!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 04, 2026 07:19 AM (x0n13) --- I voted straight R. I'm here to tell you though, there was a brief discussion at work yesterday and many of those that voted for the D had no idea what Talarico actually stands for and when told about the pro-tranny stuff said they regret their vote. Others were in denial saying that "That ain't true." So we'll see how the dims govern. I suspect Texas will turn into the next California or New York and the libs will be all "but I voted for the free stuff, why isn't anything free?" Posted by: Darth Randall at November 04, 2026 07:30 AM (mseD3) 81
I'm finishing a road trip in a couple days and will be back in Arkansas. Common sense prevailed, Republican sweep, and a proof of citizenship to vote bill made it across the line.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 04, 2026 07:30 AM (g9REo) 82
Looks like we'll need six years worth of Talafreako jokes.
I'd better stock up. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 04, 2026 07:30 AM (RDhJX) 83
Young white men 18-29, regardless of location (city vs rural) voted for Ds by 17 points. They were the big swing, and I doubt they were fraud. They voted what they are feeling, which is pain and an inability to get started in life.
People under 30, in general, skew Socialist. Much more than anytime I can remember. And, as always, I just follow the Population Density. As a population trends more Urban, its going to willingly choose more regulation. More of what is called Liberalism here. Just how it works. Why did Texas do what it did ? The dirt isn't magic. There isn't some "Texas Spirit" that permeates the body. Texas voted blue last night because of all those roads getting built in Houston. All those new apartments in Dallas. All the expansion in San Antonio. Posted by: The Way It Is at November 04, 2026 07:30 AM (68dBl) 84
We're f***ked till at least 2033, which politically speaking, ain't that far off, but when Donks are in power, they tend to advance their ball.
With the Donks taking complete control in Texas, I see RCV and jungle primaries in that states future. Last night was pretty much a repudiation election of the GOP. They got a pretty big whole to dig out of. Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2026 07:31 AM (XV/Pl) 85
I don't know the exact plan here but I feel it's gonna be All Epstein All the Time. Plus nonstop "investigations" over Goode and Plenti. And maybe Russia for good measure. They will probably also try to prosecute the war in Iran. Make that into an investigation shit show too.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 07:31 AM (i+GzW) 86
@66 the Billionaire tax in Cali is losing right now but....
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 04, 2026 07:31 AM (cfGMy) 87
Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2026 07:31 AM (RIvkX) 88
What are the new congress seat numbers?
Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2026 07:31 AM (Q+gd/) 89
75 Oglebay
Vance will not run. Rubio is the only one left with stature. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ) If Vance doesn't run, no one on Trump's staff will win. He would only win as the heir apparent, and after today, that's not certain, b/c did I mention that white male vote swing... Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:32 AM (Gb7+b) 90
I suspect Texas will turn into the next California or New York and the libs will be all "but I voted for the free stuff, why isn't anything free?"
-- If TX turns into CA, we all know the country is kaput for all intents and purposes. The electoral votes will seal our doom and all generations that come after us. Posted by: Lady in Black at November 04, 2026 07:33 AM (qBdHI) 91
I hope Democrats introduce gas taxes in Texas like in Europe, 50% or so.
Then people will stop complaining about gas prices, because it'll be for a good cause. Or so they will be told. Posted by: PG at November 04, 2026 07:33 AM (YAu8A) 92
Young white men 18-29, regardless of location (city vs rural) voted for Ds by 17 points. They were the big swing, and I doubt they were fraud. They voted what they are feeling, which is pain and an inability to get started in life.
-- Lot's of mentions about this group leaving college and sending 800+ resumes with no job offers. Why they'd say, "well maybe it'll be better with the Dems in charge" I don't know. But, humans are not rational. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 04, 2026 07:33 AM (/Ki2A) 93
I aver that passive resistance will not work.
the GOP is dead. Trump is no Cromwell. Will think deep on how to go forward. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ) 94
Has the media credited the DSA and communism and "energetic youth" yet with the election result? I'm expecting something to that effect though dunking on R's and Trump will give them plenty of fodder without that. I still expect it.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 07:33 AM (i+GzW) 95
I made this bit of spew at CTH this morning. Although the loss is in line with precedent the direction of the nation is far more dire.
Well. It WAS hopium after all. Now we’ll have full-on moslem, and communist, and female brains pulling the levers. The Detroit, Los Angeles, and NYC models are coming to your still and quiet town International friction increased overnight, a release of tension is near so look for a fire and look for movement in power centers; the Some big brain please explain how we extract ourselves from the mire. And let’s not pretend some spark of grass-roots energy will propel a movement forward to restoration because no it won’t. When has it ever? What fractures power is more power not passive acceptance of fate. Single-payer? Coming. Destruction of military readiness? Coming. Pink Power and Queer Rights? Coming. Nationalized energy? Coming. Great Big Giant Tax increases? Coming. Middle class disappearance? Coming. Gains of the past few years erased? Coming. Mass “prayer” in the streets? Coming. The inertia of any move (if there ever has been such a thing) to limited Constitutional governance is dissipated; the best we can do now is diminish the losses. Posted by: Dan Patterson at November 04, 2026 07:34 AM (9f4mI) 96
Standing in the line to vote yesterday, I moved quietly along while studying the people in front, behind and all around me. Most were fat, slovenly, ill dressed, ill kept, loud talking and ugly.
The country is full of overgrown adult children. Disgusting is the word that comes to mind. Posted by: The Watcher at November 04, 2026 07:34 AM (2mAEd) 97
I don't know the exact plan here but I feel it's gonna be All Epstein All the Time. Plus nonstop "investigations" over Goode and Plenti. And maybe Russia for good measure. They will probably also try to prosecute the war in Iran. Make that into an investigation shit show too.
Democrats are already saying everyone gets impeached, especially Homan, Miller, and Hegseth, then law fare, and also the border must be opened immediately. Posted by: Ian S. at November 04, 2026 07:34 AM (sabhw) 98
First thing on the dem agenda for Texas will be a state income tax.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 07:34 AM (8Uo7a) 99
79 They're ultimately a limited part of the electorate. While it's not great to lose ground, we're talking numbers that are somewhere between Jews and Arabs in overall impact.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 04, 2026 07:26 AM (okun6) Oh, we lost everyone else bigger - those were just the most shocking loss...b/c they are the backbone of the party... It would be like Dems losing blacks... Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:29 AM (Gb7+b) Losing young people isn't exactly new for the GOP. The Hispanic turnout will need further analysis to determine whether these are new voters and what actually drove them(not pre-baked narratives). Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 04, 2026 07:35 AM (okun6) 100
I'm in Canada.
So yeah, obviously I understand a population going retarded. But I'd still love to magically see every vote verified. It'd be in the dems interest too. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 04, 2026 07:35 AM (Sco7b) 101
100?
Posted by: NR Pax at November 04, 2026 07:35 AM (svLOV) 102
I think the inflation caused by the trillions of dollars of Covid Cash™ has a lot to do with how people are feeling.
I was in a Waffle House recently and had an omelette with a side of bacon and a side of sausage. $18.00. For breakfast at Waffle House. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 04, 2026 07:35 AM (RDhJX) 103
92 Young white men 18-29, regardless of location (city vs rural) voted for Ds by 17 points. They were the big swing, and I doubt they were fraud. They voted what they are feeling, which is pain and an inability to get started in life.
-- Lot's of mentions about this group leaving college and sending 800+ resumes with no job offers. Why they'd say, "well maybe it'll be better with the Dems in charge" I don't know. But, humans are not rational. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 04, 2026 07:33 AM (/Ki2A) B/c change gives hope. What's happening isn't working for them, so they'll give anyone else the ball. They don't care who that change - it's just about changing and trying with something new. Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:35 AM (Gb7+b) 104
Will think deep on how to go forward.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ) The answer has seemed obvious to me for a couple decades now. Stop trying to drag the GOP along. The GOP is not an opposition party. Posted by: The Way It Is at November 04, 2026 07:35 AM (68dBl) 105
Oh, and that rainy day fund, kiss that sucker goodbye.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 07:35 AM (8Uo7a) 106
Missing from my copy-and-paste:
the chyneez are gleeful although they will not show it. The US Constitution is a faded memory. The UniParty is firmly in the camp of the Arab and minority empowerment celebration; recall G. Bush gleefully handing power to the domestic communists mid-term but multiply that by a few exponents. Posted by: Dan Patterson at November 04, 2026 07:36 AM (9f4mI) 107
The one thing that could derail a lot of Dem hopes is infighting between the Dems and the DSA commies. Unfortunately anti-Semitism will ramp up ( check out the Powerline story Kristallnact Again, about an anti Zionist bike ride on 11/
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 04, 2026 07:36 AM (cfGMy) 108
I look forward to the GOPe learning all the wrong lessons again. And just seeing this as them being happy because they can further fuck us over and not do anything.
Posted by: buzzion at November 04, 2026 07:36 AM (52m2x) 109
Democrats are already saying everyone gets impeached, especially Homan, Miller, and Hegseth, then law fare, and also the border must be opened immediately.
The only good that comes out of that is that they'll be too busy chasing impeachment that they won't be able to mess up the country that badly. Posted by: NR Pax at November 04, 2026 07:36 AM (svLOV) Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ) 111
First thing on the dem agenda for Texas will be a state income tax.
-- I think you're right. Wonder what all those young white male voters will say then. They're going to take it in the shorts. They'll realize it soon enough. Posted by: Lady in Black at November 04, 2026 07:37 AM (qBdHI) 112
Vance will not run. Rubio is the only one left with stature.
Vance understands that large portions of the electorate now openly hate dot Indians. And while he's about the only Republican to have spoken in that direction he knows he's still compromised on that issue by his wife. Posted by: Ian S. at November 04, 2026 07:38 AM (sabhw) 113
I voted straight R. I'm here to tell you though, there was a brief discussion at work yesterday and many of those that voted for the D had no idea what Talarico actually stands for and when told about the pro-tranny stuff said they regret their vote.
Fuck them. They are going to choke on it. Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 07:38 AM (7Ne0P) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2026 07:38 AM (iMotb) 115
The country is full of overgrown adult children.
What decade has it not be so in our lifetimes ? The 60s were a shit-show. The 70s were worse. My memory of the 80s is not as rosy as others. And on and on. This didn't happen overnight. Posted by: The Way It Is at November 04, 2026 07:38 AM (68dBl) 116
NR Pax
Embrase the power of AND. The ball does not move forward. The best we can hope for is a tenacious defense. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ) 117
117 NR Pax
Embrase the power of AND. The ball does not move forward. The best we can hope for is a tenacious defense. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ) Rs get to do nothing again for 2 years, so that will make them happy in the House and Senate - they just vote no. Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:40 AM (Gb7+b) 118
I look forward to the GOPe learning all the wrong lessons again. And just seeing this as them being happy because they can further fuck us over and not do anything.
-- Pathetic POS John Thune is getting massacred on X, but I have to believe he's quite happy with himself and the results last night. Posted by: Lady in Black at November 04, 2026 07:40 AM (qBdHI) 119
107 The one thing that could derail a lot of Dem hopes is infighting between the Dems and the DSA commies. Unfortunately anti-Semitism will ramp up ( check out the Powerline story Kristallnact Again, about an anti Zionist bike ride on 11/ and the DSA will horrify a good chunk of the population.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 04, 2026 07:36 AM (cfGMy) What infighting? Going full commie immediately, rather than doing it over 8-12 years? Posted by: buzzion at November 04, 2026 07:40 AM (52m2x) 120
None of this happens if you leave Iran alone. Period.
Posted by: janmarch at November 04, 2026 07:40 AM (7iM56) 121
D's have been projecting strength, masculinity, energy and youth. It has been targeted and almost completely fake.
What have Republicans been projecting? What is the R message? I believe Trump tried his best to drag our sorry party to victory. He is only one guy. We have some personalities associated with him like Vance and Rubio but what else have Republicans been saying and more importantly doing? Waiting Trump out while psy op after pay op gets deployed on the populace and here we are. Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 07:40 AM (i+GzW) 122
Young white men 18-29, regardless of location (city vs rural) voted for Ds by 17 points. They were the big swing, and I doubt they were fraud. They voted what they are feeling, which is pain and an inability to get started in life.
=== great, an army of furries, groypers and trans curious girlymen; bet they all have college "education" and above Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 07:40 AM (AKptf) 123
Vance understands that large portions of the electorate now openly hate dot Indians. And while he's about the only Republican to have spoken in that direction he knows he's still compromised on that issue by his wife.
Posted by: Ian S. So the electorate votes for them. Real fucking smart. Enjoy your unemployment while H1b's take over. Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 07:40 AM (7Ne0P) 124
Looks like Franklin's "A Republic if you can keep it" remark finally reached home. Globohomoeuro is in charge, God help us. Posted by: Auspex at November 04, 2026 07:40 AM (Y8DZL) 125
I'll tell you this, we'll get some entertainment (before we're sent to the camps) over the GOP election autopsy.
Watching the same faction that engineered this disaster claim if we'd but listened to them is going to be fun. Just keep in mind: Their candidates got whipped just as bad, even in "safe" seats. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 04, 2026 07:41 AM (/Ki2A) 126
I would not discount ME interference; Trump got outplayed by the carpet sellers, and camel jockeys, they funneled a lot of money into their candidates.
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 07:41 AM (AKptf) Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 07:42 AM (AKptf) 128
"The country is full of overgrown adult children.
Disgusting is the word that comes to mind. Posted by: The Watcher at November 04, 2026 07:34 AM" +++ Yes. We have so much disposable time and money that adults can revert back to their childhood at will. I happened to be traveling on 10/31 and couldn't help but notice how many adults thought it perfectly fine to spend the day dressed up as some Disney character or superhero, especially at their place of work. Really, people? Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 04, 2026 07:42 AM (RDhJX) 129
Epic City Phase I, II, III, IV, V, etc...coming soon to a TX town near you.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 04, 2026 07:42 AM (qBdHI) 130
Young white men 18-29, regardless of location (city vs rural) voted for Ds by 17 points. They were the big swing, and I doubt they were fraud. They voted what they are feeling, which is pain and an inability to get started in life.
Looks like they just guaranteed that their lives are forfeit. They literally voted for the very Party that set out to destroy them and told them Please Destroy Me Now. I'm glad I have more days behind me than ahead of me. Posted by: Community Notes at November 04, 2026 07:42 AM (+4Cf6) 131
Third Party?
Nah. Destroy the GOPe? Maybe but how? Vote harder? AYFKM? Retreat? To where, exactly? Restore the Representative Republic? Without an internal shooting war? I'm all out of ideas short of secession. Posted by: Dan Patterson at November 04, 2026 07:42 AM (9f4mI) 132
NR Pax
Embrase the power of AND. The ball does not move forward. The best we can hope for is a tenacious defense. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ) Rs get to do nothing again for 2 years, so that will make them happy in the House and Senate - they just vote no. Posted by: Nova Local Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country and simply vote NO MORE INCUMBENTS. Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 07:42 AM (7Ne0P) 133
If the Dems think they got voted in to impeach Trump and his cabinet they are sorely mistaken. I hope they spend all their time on impeachment because the house can impeach all they want; the senate will never convict. And I have a sneaking suspicion that even the retarded voters don’t want the chaos of constant impeachment
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 04, 2026 07:42 AM (PYT6H) 134
I look forward to the GOPe learning all the wrong lessons again. And just seeing this as them being happy because they can further fuck us over and not do anything.
Its not them. Its "us". How long will it be before all the same people start talking up backing the GOP in 2028 ? I give it less than a month. For reasons such as "its the only logical play" and "you fight with the party you've got". Don't forget my personal favorite "but things will get worse before they get better". And on and on. The only reason we got Trump in the first place is because he jumped the line. That won't happen again. In 2018 we got over 50 House member retiring in order to give away half of Congress. Before that, the GOP response to the Tea Party wave was to reject it. They're just not an opposition party. Never will be. Its like trying to push a rope. Posted by: The Way It Is at November 04, 2026 07:43 AM (68dBl) 135
Vivek's political career is over, so even in the darkest night...
Posted by: Oglebay at November 04, 2026 07:43 AM (2ap+5) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2026 07:43 AM (eRlcH) 137
My thoughts on the results of the election:
No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the average American. Advertising works as does propaganda. News media, hollyweird, education all marching in lock step with the same message made the masses doubt what their eyes could clearly see. The GOPeeeee is an existential threat to the Republic. They are a cancer on Truth, Capitalism, and the true American way. They are a useless pile of dog shit. Posted by: Bonecrusher at November 04, 2026 07:43 AM (JNTt1) 138
Fuck them. They are going to choke on it.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 07:38 AM (7Ne0P) I'm getting back to my projects after today. Today feels like a like a beer day. I wonder if I can design a nice jar and lighting system so they can happily view their testicles on a mantle. That may sell. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 04, 2026 07:43 AM (Sco7b) 139
125 I'll tell you this, we'll get some entertainment (before we're sent to the camps) over the GOP election autopsy.
Watching the same faction that engineered this disaster claim if we'd but listened to them is going to be fun. Just keep in mind: Their candidates got whipped just as bad, even in "safe" seats. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 04, 2026 07:41 AM (/Ki2A) It's why it was a voter repudiation of the whole party and Trump...not a state by state look. I mean, we just squeaked Florida through... Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:43 AM (Gb7+b) 140
Texas weather + California taxes = ugh.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 04, 2026 07:43 AM (Fv808) 141
Destroy the GOPe?
Maybe but how? Vote NMI. NO MORE INCUMBENTS. And if the new crew acts the same, flush them in four years. Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 07:43 AM (7Ne0P) 142
There'll be a lot of analysis, but the answer is simple. Perhaps 90+% of the 'Rons are Party-loyal Republicans. You might grouse about them constantly, but at the end of the day, no matter how many times they betrayed you, you always came back. Voting GOP is like being jumped into a gang, or taking an oath in front of a community of believers - blood in, blood out. But... Trump Voters =/= GOP Voters. Many of his voters are indifferent or hostile toward your Party. That's why many of you get mad at them and can't understand why they elected Trump three times, but give the GOP nothing in midterms - you view them like Democrats view blacks... that the GOP owns their votes, and that they owe it loyalty. They don't. The Party can't treat them like it treated you. They voted for MAGA populism. It needed to deliver on the MAGA populist agenda - and I mean BIGLY - or they were going to stay home. It didn't deliver a single damn thing for 12 straight years, so neither did they. Blame them all you like, but the fact of the matter is that Donald Trump served up a once-in-a-century mass movement to the GOP on a silver platter, and they threw it on the ground and walked away. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 04, 2026 07:44 AM (BI5O2) 143
Vivek's political career is over, so even in the darkest night... Posted by: Oglebay at November 04, 2026 07:43 AM (2ap+5) Brian Fitzpatrick was defeated in PA-1 as well. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2026 07:44 AM (eRlcH) 144
Idiocracy is coming. It was only a matter of time. I'm not going to waste any more time before it's fully implemented. The next two years are going to hold some major changes that I have put off too long.
Posted by: fd at November 04, 2026 07:44 AM (MWfyi) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2026 07:44 AM (eRlcH) 146
Thanks for trying, but this is a disaster. In 2022 the "red wave" became a trickle. This is a true blue wave. The Senate is gone for many years now, as the Dems hold seats for 6 years in places like Ohio, Kansas, Texas, South Carolina, Iowa where they have no business holding them. Collins was the GOPs one seat in a place they shouldn't have it. Can Thomas and Alito serve on the court for another 6 years? I doubt it. Just imagine them getting replaced by KBJ clones. We could all be seriously screwed.
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at November 04, 2026 07:45 AM (CYakq) 147
Greenlandic Foreign Minister Mute Egede said on Tuesday that ratification of the deal was an important step for the island.
“We must accept that peace and stability are no longer something we can take for granted,” Egede told lawmakers in Nuuk shortly before the vote. someone gets it Posted by: r hennigantx at November 04, 2026 07:45 AM (/+uur) 148
Salty, thanks for your essay about the Trump rally.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX) 149
Good morning dear friends. I have not watched the news in more than a year, but I gather that things did not go well last night.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 04, 2026 07:45 AM (SfhV1) 150
Whelp... the GOP couldn't muster the wherewithal to pass the SAVE act... this is what you might expect.
It was a planned defeat. We'll be on the defensive for a while longer until the worthless shits in the (R) party are drummed out. Or we're at war with one another. Whichever comes first. Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 04, 2026 07:45 AM (RORbl) 151
It's all right to feel sad, just don't despair. It's all right to be humbled, just don't give in. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2026 07:45 AM (eRlcH) 152
135 Vivek's political career is over, so even in the darkest night...
Posted by: Oglebay at November 04, 2026 07:43 AM (2ap+5) I don't regret him losing, except that the D is so much worse...he was always the wrong candidate for Ohio, but again, I don't think that would have mattered (then again, in SC, it did)... Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:45 AM (Gb7+b) 153
Vivek's political career is over, so even in the darkest night...
lolol ok thanks there's my silver lining! also Josh is going to be extra nice the next couple of years hopefully bc he is aiming for President so hoping PA is an ok place to be for at least a little while Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 04, 2026 07:46 AM (qBivk) Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 04, 2026 07:46 AM (Sco7b) 155
If your life revolves around video games at 30 years of age, you are not growing up.
Posted by: fd at November 04, 2026 07:46 AM (MWfyi) 156
Democrats won every state-wide office in TX, from governor on down.
I have to wonder if that's the result of move-ins from places like California during covid. Posted by: Evil Incarnate at November 04, 2026 07:46 AM (fPL4c) 157
It's all right to feel sad, just don't despair. It's all right to be humbled, just don't give in.
THIS Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 04, 2026 07:46 AM (qBivk) 158
Pathetic POS John Thune is getting massacred on X
-- I don't think passing the SAVE Act would have been in effect last night anyway. But, that's not really the point: I think the point is, that was the inflection, the final betrayal where everyone knew the R party had no interest in doing anything the public wanted--no matter how popular. Even if they held the Senate this year. And let's go back and look, Paxton would have dropped out, they could have saved Cornyn and maybe the country. Instead--they chose spite. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 04, 2026 07:46 AM (/Ki2A) 159
No country for old men.
I got it wrong. I was counting on working class turnout. Demographics are destiny. Europe is failing because its native born birthrate is way below the 2.2 needed to maintain. This is a decades long trend. We don't have to follow Europe to ruin, but that's our current trajectory. Posted by: Ignoramus at November 04, 2026 07:46 AM (dtajH) 160
San Franpsycho
Thank you. I did all I could. More money to the GOPe would have made no difference. So I am glad they got none from me. Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ) 161
It didn't deliver a single damn thing for 12 straight years, so neither did they.
Blame them all you like, but the fact of the matter is that Donald Trump served up a once-in-a-century mass movement to the GOP on a silver platter, and they threw it on the ground and walked away. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 04, 2026 07:44 AM (BI5O2) The ask is unclear. They got tariffs and other policy changes in those years, none of them motivated them to vote mid-terms. It's not like they flipped back and forth either. For the time being they look like personality voters. If someone figures out what policy actually gets them to vote, then fine. Until then, we've got no way to actually appeal to them. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 04, 2026 07:46 AM (okun6) 162
Grammy!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 04, 2026 07:47 AM (iMotb) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2026 07:47 AM (eRlcH) 164
Utter psychosis. McMurphy's fellow inmates at the mental hospital were models of sanity by comparison.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 04, 2026 07:47 AM (56Qyq) 165
Rs get to do nothing again for 2 years, so that will make them happy in the House and Senate - they just vote no.
-- Oh, and constantly badger us for campaign $$ to "Fight the Dems!" The Democrats are saber-toothed tigers, ready to tear the flesh off anyone or anything that gets in their way. And we're saddled with the Republicans: the weakest, most spineless, utterly useless pieces of crap imaginable. They make me sick. Posted by: Lady in Black at November 04, 2026 07:47 AM (qBdHI) 166
I'll tell you what, I'm sick of politics
I think I speak for a lot of Americans on that I'm keeping things local and trying to limit my exposure to politics it's actually not that hard to do, and getting easier Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 04, 2026 07:47 AM (qBivk) Posted by: Erebus- Ex Killer Whale at November 04, 2026 07:47 AM (x3+1h) 168
We all know what’s coming. They’re going to impeach Trump and remove him from office. And probably Vance, too.
This is the end of the Trump presidency. Ugh. Posted by: Bulg at November 04, 2026 07:47 AM (77rzZ) 169
Just a few months back everyone was feeling ecstatic about America as the worldwide fans of Men's Metric Kickball came to visit and gushed about the excesses of Buc-ee's, Costco, Taco Bell and the elixir of Ranch dressing.
Feels like a looooong time ago. Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 04, 2026 07:48 AM (RDhJX) 170
Question of the Day if anyone wants one. How fast does the GOP actively turn on Trump and tell us all the awful anti-American ways we need to "solve" this problem.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 07:48 AM (i+GzW) 171
If your life revolves around video games at 30 years of age, you are not growing up.
=== you owe me a high paying job with low responsibilities and a nice house with 4 bathrooms! Posted by: Young white "men" 18-29 at November 04, 2026 07:48 AM (AKptf) Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 07:48 AM (7Ne0P) 173
Grammie!! Great to see you here!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 04, 2026 07:48 AM (PYT6H) Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ) 175
168 We all know what’s coming. They’re going to impeach Trump and remove him from office. And probably Vance, too.
yeah no This is the end of the Trump presidency. also no the congress did jack and shit the past two years so that will stay the same with gridlock some of the states who did dumb voting for Gov will maybe suffer sucks for them, I know, I'm in PA. welcome to the Suck, Ohio! Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 04, 2026 07:49 AM (qBivk) 176
If your life revolves around video games at 30 years of age, you are not growing up.
One MUST grow old. One does NOT have to grow up. Pull my finger. Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 07:49 AM (7Ne0P) 177
And let's go back and look, Paxton would have dropped out, they could have saved Cornyn and maybe the country. Cornyn would have gotten hammered as well, maybe worse than Paxton. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2026 07:49 AM (eRlcH) 178
Grammie!! It's SO GOOD to see you!
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 04, 2026 07:49 AM (qBdHI) 179
@168 Let's not get dramatic
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 07:49 AM (AKptf) 180
Donald Trump served up a once-in-a-century mass movement to the GOP on a silver platter, and they threw it on the ground and walked away.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 04, 2026 07:44 AM (BI5O2) yup Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2026 07:49 AM (Q+gd/) 181
We all know what’s coming. They’re going to impeach Trump and remove him from office. And probably Vance, too.
This is the end of the Trump presidency. Ugh. Posted by: Bulg at November 04, 2026 07:47 AM (77rzZ) No… that’s just not going to happen. Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 04, 2026 07:49 AM (PYT6H) 182
But... Trump Voters =/= GOP Voters. Many of his voters are indifferent or hostile toward your Party.
Everyone should read 142, repeatedly, until it sinks in. Trump was the first Nationalist Populist. That simply does not jive with the GOP agenda. Posted by: The Way It Is at November 04, 2026 07:49 AM (68dBl) 183
Hi Linus!
Posted by: grammie winger at November 04, 2026 07:49 AM (SfhV1) 184
135 Vivek's political career is over, so even in the darkest night...
Posted by: Oglebay at November 04, 2026 07:43 AM (2ap+5) He was Indian Ken Blackwell. He was a horrible choice that shouldn't have run. Just like Husted being the worthless gnome DeWine's lickspittle being installed in the senate. People are dumb voting for Acton and Brown but Husted should never have been made the senator. Ohio passing Issue 3 easily demonstrates how fucking stupid the GOP is at selecting candidates. Posted by: buzzion at November 04, 2026 07:49 AM (52m2x) 185
you owe me a high paying job with low responsibilities and a nice house with 4 bathrooms!
that was what their parents had/still have! THAT is what this is about btw people miss their phony-baloney jobs BIG TIME Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 04, 2026 07:50 AM (qBivk) 186
But Grammie is here! Hello, Dear Lady!
Posted by: Bulg at November 04, 2026 07:50 AM (77rzZ) 187
161 It didn't deliver a single damn thing for 12 straight years, so neither did they.
Blame them all you like, but the fact of the matter is that Donald Trump served up a once-in-a-century mass movement to the GOP on a silver platter, and they threw it on the ground and walked away. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 04, 2026 07:44 AM (BI5O2) The ask is unclear. They got tariffs and other policy changes in those years, none of them motivated them to vote mid-terms. It's not like they flipped back and forth either. For the time being they look like personality voters. If someone figures out what policy actually gets them to vote, then fine. Until then, we've got no way to actually appeal to them. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 04, 2026 07:46 AM (okun6) But that group didn't want tariffs, unless the tariff money flowed directly to them...and it didn't...it disappeared. Which was worse than never having the tariff b/c you got raised taxes (like Dems do) and no benefit from them. Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:50 AM (Gb7+b) 188
I don't think the Leopard Eating Faces part is going to save us for last
Posted by: 496 at November 04, 2026 07:50 AM (GR8fn) 189
"Vivek's political career is over, so even in the darkest night...
Posted by: Oglebay " That is good but in the overall picture it means nothing. The GOP will continue to be a traitorous ineffective party that kowtows to the Dems. Do not look to them for salvation. Every day will see something more outrageous from the Dems. They will go over the top and then move the top. Posted by: fd at November 04, 2026 07:50 AM (MWfyi) Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 07:50 AM (7Ne0P) 191
you owe me a high paying job with low responsibilities and a nice house with 4 bathrooms! The ideal JAP house: six bathrooms and no bedroom. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2026 07:51 AM (eRlcH) 192
Good Morning, Grammie! It's like Obama 2010. It felt good for the other side, until the other side realized who is still in the WH and, basically, in charge.
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 07:51 AM (AKptf) 193
@168
>>This is the end of the Trump presidency. It's not the end, but it's the beginning of the end. Not much is going to get done in the next two years except lots and lots of spending. 2028 is going to be the real referendum on the fate of the US, If we get a Donk President with a Donk House and Senate, well... Farewell and adieu to you fare Spanish Ladies... Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2026 07:51 AM (XV/Pl) 194
If your life revolves around video games at 30 years of age, you are not growing up.
Before video games it was model kits and model trains and ham radio. For as long as it's been possible to have leisure time men have had hobbies that have been frowned upon by women. Posted by: Ian S. at November 04, 2026 07:51 AM (sabhw) 195
Posted by: grammie winger at November 04, 2026 07:45 AM
Well, there's a pleasant surprise amidst the gloom! So nice to hear from you, grammie. Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2026 07:51 AM (ceJ0R) 196
Grammie !!! So very good to see you here.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 07:51 AM (8Uo7a) 197
171 Question of the Day if anyone wants one. How fast does the GOP actively turn on Trump and tell us all the awful anti-American ways we need to "solve" this problem.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 07:48 AM (i+GzW) They don't turn...they just don't raise a finger to help. And they wait to see what develops. Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:51 AM (Gb7+b) 198
Trump was the first Nationalist Populist. That simply does not jive with the GOP agenda.
Posted by: The Way It Is F the GOPe. Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 07:52 AM (7Ne0P) 199
157 It's all right to feel sad, just don't despair. It's all right to be humbled, just don't give in.
THIS Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 04, 2026 07:46 AM (qBivk I'm still going through the worst part of my life. But we control what we can and don't worry about things outside our control. And for all those crazy thoughts about tomorrow things. What are you going to do if aliens attack? Batman goes rogue? We handle today. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 04, 2026 07:52 AM (Sco7b) 200
184 — It is wonderful to see you here, Grammie. An elixir after yesterday’s fiasco
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 04, 2026 07:52 AM (PYT6H) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 04, 2026 07:52 AM (kpS4V) 202
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 04, 2026 07:47 AM (qBivk)
It's the only way. Trump was a blip and a very fun one. I am in full 2013 mode. No more making myself sick over crap I can't control. Not this crap. Not ever. Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 07:52 AM (i+GzW) 203
My friend just made the comment she wishes that Desantis would move to Texas and run.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 04, 2026 07:52 AM (EneHm) Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 04, 2026 07:53 AM (Sco7b) 205
The ask is unclear. They got tariffs and other policy changes in those years, none of them motivated them to vote mid-terms. It's not like they flipped back and forth either. For the time being they look like personality voters. If someone figures out what policy actually gets them to vote, then fine. Until then, we've got no way to actually appeal to them. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 04, 2026 07:46 AM (okun6) But that group didn't want tariffs, unless the tariff money flowed directly to them...and it didn't...it disappeared. Which was worse than never having the tariff b/c you got raised taxes (like Dems do) and no benefit from them. Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:50 AM (Gb7+b) The precise Trump demographic has historically supported tariffs. That's obviously not the key issue with them, if one even exists. We're in our third mid-term of them not showing up for anyone. If it were a policy formula I suspect someone would've cracked it by now. We're unlikely to come up with something by 2028 that would turn them out. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 04, 2026 07:53 AM (okun6) 206
Can Thomas and Alito serve on the court for another 6 years?
-- Yeah, the senate 2028 map is brutal for R. And you just know Roberts will now feel safe retiring. So, yeah: 6-3 Dem majority. There will be no more talks of expanding the Court now. But, if you want a silver lining: There has to be 6 quorum to vote. And there's no way the Dems will approve anyone Trump nominates. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 04, 2026 07:53 AM (/Ki2A) 207
It is hard for me to type. But I'll read along. Thanks again fpr all the cards. You guys are so sweet
Posted by: grammie winger at November 04, 2026 07:54 AM (SfhV1) 208
How fast does the GOP actively turn on Trump and tell us all the awful anti-American ways we need to "solve" this problem.
The GOP turned on Trump 10 years ago. The SAVE Act not passing was the biggest marker of that yet. Posted by: Ian S. at November 04, 2026 07:54 AM (sabhw) 209
"Just a few months back everyone was feeling ecstatic about America as the worldwide fans of Men's Metric Kickball came to visit and gushed about the excesses of Buc-ee's, Costco, Taco Bell and the elixir of Ranch dressing."
Europeans come here and see how great America is and that just makes them want to tear it down more. Posted by: fd at November 04, 2026 07:54 AM (MWfyi) 210
I wonder if the Republicans in the Texas Assembly will have as much courage as the Democrats to use extreme measures to get their way, starting with walkouts.
It seems that in modern times Democrats have done it 4 times, while Republicans have only done it once, in 1870. Do they have a spine? Or have they grown soft after many years of governing? Posted by: PG at November 04, 2026 07:54 AM (YAu8A) Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 07:55 AM (i+GzW) 212
I say this election was a referendum on Trump. The dragging out the conflict with Iran in pursuit of a "deal" was the main issue, IMHO.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 04, 2026 07:55 AM (M0I1r) 213
Europeans come here and see how great America is and that just makes them want to tear it down more.
More that it makes their overlords want to tear us down more. Can't have the proles getting ideas Posted by: RandomDave at November 04, 2026 07:55 AM (aJQbY) 214
Have you had a bullet shave your ear?
I don't want to hear a fvcking word about Trump who has done more to improve America in ten years while losing personal wealth than anyone since Ronaldus, Nixon, and JFK. The republican party is the enemy: when 80% of America wants voter ID and you control congress - and you don't pass it?!?!?!?!?!?! F*ck Off. I will support local republicans, but nationally?! Fvck off. The whole story. Posted by: Danimal28 at November 04, 2026 07:55 AM (klw0w) 215
Europeans come here and see how great America is and that just makes them want to tear it down more.
The Davos crowd was furious that people were learning that there's an alternative to the EU's managed decline so they redoubled their efforts to stamp it out. Posted by: Ian S. at November 04, 2026 07:55 AM (sabhw) 216
For the time being they look like personality voters. If someone figures out what policy actually gets them to vote, then fine. Until then, we've got no way to actually appeal to them.
We know what DOESN'T appeal to them. Foreign wars. High prices. Lower top marginal tax rates. Folks - this is going to go over here like a lead balloon. But the majority of the country doesn't get a tingle down their pants leg every time the nightly news shows an American plane dropping ordinance. Posted by: The Way It Is at November 04, 2026 07:55 AM (68dBl) 217
I have a feeling the pendulum ain't gonna eventually swing back to the GOPe as they think it will. The Dems have grabbed it, and they ain't gonna let go.
Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2026 07:56 AM (Q+gd/) 218
Lotta hard lifting and sacrifice is needed to fix this country.
And the young, mal-educated said nah. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2026 07:56 AM (r2Icn) 219
She also thinks that going after marijuana and abortion hurt us in Texas.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 04, 2026 07:56 AM (EneHm) 220
Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) was founded by Michael Harrington in 1982.
His plan was to take over the D party from within as the best way to push progressivism. It's working. AOC is a creature of the DSA, picked in their beauty pagent to take out Menshevik Crowley. Posted by: Ignoramus at November 04, 2026 07:56 AM (dtajH) 221
2028 is going to be the real referendum on the fate of the US, If we get a Donk President with a Donk House and Senate, well...
Farewell and adieu to you fare Spanish Ladies... Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2026 07:51 AM (XV/Pl) Explain how we win the White House without Texas. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, prepping at November 04, 2026 07:56 AM (yKhjs) 222
Barack Obama (spit) didn't pull Democrat candidates to victory, and neither does Trump. People get out and vote for the man, but when the man is not on the ballot, bad things happen to the party. The negatives drive the opposition. Say what you want about the institutional Republicans, but they also understood this. I'll bet they're happier than the Democrats this morning.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 04, 2026 07:56 AM (QaH55) 223
125 I'll tell you this, we'll get some entertainment (before we're sent to the camps) over the GOP election autopsy.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice The good news is that they don't have the cattle cars to ship us anywhere. The bad news is de-platforming, de-banking, and punishment-in-place works fine. Fauci showed the way. Posted by: Auspex at November 04, 2026 07:56 AM (Y8DZL) 224
The GOP turned on Trump 10 years ago. The SAVE Act not passing was the biggest marker of that yet.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 04, 2026 07:54 AM (sabhw) No I mean full throated. Does the GOPe come back and dunk all over him and us now? Do they dance all over the fault lines? Do they tell us that Communism and Hating America is Not So Bad When Managed Correctly? Do they tell us we have "nothing to fear from Sayed and the DSA"? Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 07:56 AM (i+GzW) 225
And there's no way the Dems will approve anyone Trump nominates.
-- One of my first thoughts this morning. I see very little good news today on all fronts pertaining to the state of this wretched and doomed country. Trump will not get to pick any replacements for Alito or Thomas if they chose to retire between now and Jan. For the next 2 years, nobody Trump selects will ever get confirmed. Then, it's time for 2028. If we lose that, the Supreme Court will change forever. At least the Communists won't feel such a need to pack the SCOTUS at that point... Posted by: Lady in Black at November 04, 2026 07:57 AM (qBdHI) 226
# 96
"The country is full of overgrown adult children." This. See it everyday here in Corpus Christi. Decline is a choice. And we chose poorly. Posted by: 3X12ax7 at November 04, 2026 07:58 AM (sQ97Y) 227
221 2028 is going to be the real referendum on the fate of the US, If we get a Donk President with a Donk House and Senate, well...
Farewell and adieu to you fare Spanish Ladies... Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2026 07:51 AM (XV/Pl) Explain how we win the White House without Texas. Posted by: Washington Nearsider, prepping at November 04, 2026 07:56 AM (yKhjs) We don't...but if Texans want DeSantis to run for Gov there (which is a ridiculous notion, but...)...he comes out of this election more popular - can any other R say the same? Could DeSantis win the SE Coast and reshore red heartland? Maybe. I think this election says he tries and he doesn't go to Trump's cabinet. He tries for the top again, after passing some of the most popular legislation is Florida this year. Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 07:59 AM (Gb7+b) 228
One silver lining is the Democrats elected so many bizarre candidates that we will laugh a lot as we are herded into the camps.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 04, 2026 07:59 AM (xzwaQ) 229
The bad news is de-platforming, de-banking, and punishment-in-place works fine.
Yep. That is definitely on the way. Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2026 08:00 AM (ceJ0R) 230
Having high gas and diesel prices hurt. I don't think we would have lost in Kansas, Iowa, and Nebraska with lower prices. I don't blame the war in Iran for this since we had to take action against that regime. We need to have more spare capacity in our refineries - we are running at 98% and this is too narrow of a margin.
The Dems won't do anything to help this out. They'll most likely make this worse, and this is just one thing that they'll screw up. Perhaps the public will notice that the Dems simply should not be trusted with the economy in 2028 and keep a Republican in the White House. I don't know but I will work hard to make it so. In the meantime, I've spoken with family members and we're coordinating our survival plans for whatever the Party of Lavrenty Beria decides to throw at us in the near future. This is something we'll all have to discuss and hopefully, won't have to deal with. Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 04, 2026 08:00 AM (lwGZg) 231
"The country is full of overgrown adult children."
Video games are a waste of time for adults. But golf ? Now golf is full of virtue and such. Yeah. I just can't figure out how the under 30 crowd doesn't trust the GOP. Maybe a good tent revival will bring them over. Posted by: The Way It Is at November 04, 2026 08:00 AM (68dBl) 232
225 And there's no way the Dems will approve anyone Trump nominates.
-- One of my first thoughts this morning. I see very little good news today on all fronts pertaining to the state of this wretched and doomed country. Trump will not get to pick any replacements for Alito or Thomas if they chose to retire between now and Jan. For the next 2 years, nobody Trump selects will ever get confirmed. Then, it's time for 2028. If we lose that, the Supreme Court will change forever. At least the Communists won't feel such a need to pack the SCOTUS at that point... Posted by: Lady in Black at November 04, 2026 07:57 AM (qBdHI) Trump also can't pick any replacements for his cabinet, so they are in for the duration, or those cabinets' work falls by the wayside... Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2026 08:00 AM (Gb7+b) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0447 seconds. |
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