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Post-Disaster Cafe
A longer video here. Mountain goat shakes off, powers away from a mountain lion who's got it in his jaws.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Good evening, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2026 07:21 PM (eRlcH)
Sadz
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2026 07:21 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 04, 2026 07:22 PM (h+uWx)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at November 04, 2026 07:23 PM (0aYVJ)
I think Texas fucks the US for multiple decades or until the shooting starts, at least.
Well, buckle your britches kids. Rough seas ahead.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2026 07:23 PM (rJ7Hd)
Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)
Good evening, horde! Even if the goat did get away from the lion, I ain't watchin' no goat in no lion's jaws. (But I can't help thinking it should inspire us today of all days.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 07:25 PM (mmrXZ)
Blessings to you all. It's going to be ok.
Mocking is the best medicine going forward. Trust me on this.
Supermodel kisses XXXX
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2026 07:27 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2026 07:27 PM (Ia/+0)
Life can still be good.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2026 07:27 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2026 07:23 PM (rJ7Hd)
We're squarely at the weak men make hard times part of the cycle.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 04, 2026 07:29 PM (vr4To)
mixed enough concrete to fill 5 sonotubes.
jack assing 80lb bag's of 4k psi concrete is no joke.
Going to feel it tomorrow for sure.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2026 07:30 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 04, 2026 07:30 PM (Fwea8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2026 07:32 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2026 07:33 PM (/izzV)
The Netflix Pride and Prejudice miniseries premieres in December. Mr. Bingley and Caroline Bingley are mixed-race. Kitty Bennett is rotund. gghhhh, I'll see how far I get in the first episode.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 07:34 PM (mmrXZ)
Bath for Diana today prior to her heading off for this weekend's shows. She objected loudly to having her nails ground for the third time this week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2026 07:34 PM (eRlcH)
ok
Posted by: JackStraw"
Sounds fishier than a mermaid's jock strap.
Posted by: fd at November 04, 2026 07:34 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 04, 2026 07:35 PM (yjPLJ)
Oh but Texas let you down. How about cleaning up your on states? Quit blaming others when you can't do any better. And the do nothing Republican Senate was no help either, were they?
Posted by: Case at November 04, 2026 07:35 PM (En+fz)
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 04, 2026 07:35 PM (JM5dG)
Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2026 07:35 PM (/izzV)
Note: I did not take the following day off from work to process my feelz, like many Dems did after the two Trump victories.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 04, 2026 07:35 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 04, 2026 07:35 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 04, 2026 07:36 PM (yjPLJ)
Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2026 07:37 PM (/izzV)
Posted by: Bring Stabity at November 04, 2026 07:37 PM (Q/lGb)
Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 04, 2026 07:37 PM (yjPLJ)
Life can still be good.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2026 07:27 PM (2WIwB) "
a cigar would probably help my blackpilled mood.
alas.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 04, 2026 07:38 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 04, 2026 07:39 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 04, 2026 07:40 PM (kpS4V)
The Netflix Pride and Prejudice miniseries premieres in December. Mr. Bingley and Caroline Bingley are mixed-race. Kitty Bennett is rotund. gghhhh, I'll see how far I get in the first episode.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 07:34 PM (mmrXZ)
Why?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:40 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2026 07:41 PM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 07:34 PM (mmrXZ)
BBC 1995 it is!
Not even gonna bother.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 07:42 PM (vE0+H)
Some of it is fun, some of it is just required.
None of it is politics. Sometimes the rest of the world can just fuck right off to fuck off mountain.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:43 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2026 07:27 PM (hzuYO)
I was thinking a crowbar.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 07:43 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: 13times at November 04, 2026 07:43 PM (6iKlf)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 04, 2026 07:44 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2026 07:27 PM (hzuYO)
I was thinking a crowbar.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 07:43 PM (vE0+H)
Can't we have both?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:45 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: Hamitchell at November 04, 2026 07:45 PM (tWkg3)
How's it going?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2026 07:41 PM (r2Icn)
Howdy howdy! Going well. Married with grandkids now. Keeps me busy!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2026 07:45 PM (rJ7Hd)
It's hard not to get in a fuck it all mood, but I'm trying. I'm just going to try to get lost in my distractions for a while.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2026 07:45 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Ooooo, can you do that thing where you spit fire? That would be cool, but maybe a waste of tequila.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 07:46 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:43 PM (5WPt1)
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Amen.
Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 04, 2026 07:46 PM (MqopX)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2026 07:46 PM (r2Icn)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 04, 2026 07:40 PM (kpS4V)
You remember what happened last time, right? That bail bondsman lost both eyebrows.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2026 07:46 PM (rJ7Hd)
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 04, 2026 07:35 PM (JM5dG)
No we do not.
Posted by: Kalshi, place your bets and weep at November 04, 2026 07:47 PM (Ssbab)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory"
Mistakes Were Made.
Posted by: Headlines we expect to see at November 04, 2026 07:47 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:43 PM (5WPt1)
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This is the way.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 04, 2026 07:47 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Congrats. My new grandson is 6 mos old.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2026 07:47 PM (r2Icn)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2026 07:27 PM (hzuYO)
I was thinking a crowbar.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 07:43 PM (vE0+H)
Can't we have both?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:45 PM
Aren't tire irons The Horde's preferred kinetic force application amplifier?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 04, 2026 07:48 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: polynikes at November 04, 2026 07:48 PM (lpTXP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2026 07:46 PM (r2Icn)
You know why. And there's not a damned think you or I can do about it. Let it go.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:48 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 04, 2026 07:48 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 04, 2026 07:40 PM
You're choosing another pants-required activity?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 04, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 07:50 PM (2614e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 07:50 PM (2614e)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 04, 2026 07:48 PM (0sNs1)
DH has a crowbar we have used to demolish many a thing over the years. He calls it "Mr. Happy." Kinda odd... but we always know where Mr. Happy is, just in case.
I joked that we should put it behind glass with the note: Break in case of emergency.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:50 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2026 07:46 PM (rJ7Hd)
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Application of tequila shots and a Sharpie marker and all was made right.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 04, 2026 07:50 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2026 07:47 PM (r2Icn
Congrats! Raise 'em up right and keep em out of college!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2026 07:50 PM (rJ7Hd)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 07:51 PM (2614e)
Heh. It's actually 7 seconds shorter than the first one.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
Math alert!! MATH ALERT
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 04, 2026 07:51 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: polynikes at November 04, 2026 07:48 PM (lpTXP)
Considering the guy's behavior, it was just a matter of time until he DID get his head bashed, Taser or no.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:51 PM (5WPt1)
Heh. It's actually 7 seconds shorter than the first one.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous"
Bit rations increased from 1Gb to 500Kb per day.
Posted by: Headlines we expect to see at November 04, 2026 07:51 PM (MWfyi)
They're going to gut the house anyway, so.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 07:51 PM (2614e)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2026 07:52 PM (U/Byj)
Wait until he figures out the subways. He'll be riding them all day like the homeless.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 04, 2026 07:52 PM (syz1S)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 04, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)
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I operate my flamethrower The Dude style, in a bathrobe.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 04, 2026 07:52 PM (kpS4V)
Whenever I experience a day like yesterday, I tend to turn towards doing something about improving my own life.
Today I cleaned out my closet.
I didn't find the passage to Narnia (yet), but I did find out that I'm still not gay.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2026 07:52 PM (s2iZv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2026 07:47 PM (r2Icn
Congrats! Raise 'em up right and keep em out of college!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2026 07:50 PM (rJ7Hd)
Teach them all the naughty things and then give 'em back to their parents.
And of course, all the dad jokes. All the time.
My young son was about four when he sidled up to Grandpa and said: Shhh. The corn have's ears.
Grandpa didn't miss a beat.
Don't look, the potatoes have eyes.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:52 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: tcn in AK
But how do you break the glass if Mr. Happy is inside it? Second less Happy crowbar?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 07:53 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:43 PM (5WPt1)
A hot tub would go a long way to improving my general disposition. One of these days...
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 04, 2026 07:53 PM (zYpTz)
Don't get me wrong I have been angry about many a dumber thing.
But... these people all hate you. Maybe not all the local ones but higher up, politics is WWE for masochists.
I don't begrudge people getting mad about this, it's our future, and the country many fought and died for... but I cannot stress enough how much the Grand Old Party hates your guts. Cold comfort, I know.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 07:53 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 04, 2026 07:35 PM (JM5dG)
Compare the point spreads to the rankings and it makes even less sense.
Posted by: polynikes at November 04, 2026 07:53 PM (lpTXP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 07:51 PM (2614e)
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Maybe All Hail Eris will let you borrow her flamethrower and you can get a head start on that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2026 07:53 PM (s2iZv)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 04, 2026 07:54 PM (hxMfc)
And of course, all the dad jokes. All the time.
My young son was about four when he sidled up to Grandpa and said: Shhh. The corn have's ears.
Grandpa didn't miss a beat.
Don't look, the potatoes have eyes.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:52 PM (5WPt1
Thank you for that smile!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2026 07:54 PM (rJ7Hd)
They're going to gut the house anyway, so.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 07:51 PM (2614e)
Thank you for being decent. When the jackass that sold us this place left, we had to get a 30 yard dumpster to clean out all his crap. I'm still occasionally finding something he stashed away. Dude was a jerkoff.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:54 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2026 07:54 PM (r2Icn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2026 07:55 PM (rJ7Hd)
I didn't find the passage to Narnia (yet), but I did find out that I'm still not gay.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2026 07:52 PM (s2iZv)
This is why I always keep a good book and a bottle of whiskey buried in the closet.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2026 07:55 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2026 07:53 PM (s2iZv)
I have a blow torch......Might be able to start there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 07:56 PM (2614e)
Evening, Horde...How goes it?
Whenever I experience a day like yesterday, I tend to turn towards doing something about improving my own life.
Today I cleaned out my closet.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Applied for 2 jobs! I won't get either of them, but it's better than making no effort at all and sitting around miserable about being jobless.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 07:57 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2026 07:55 PM (2WIwB)
"I was gonna clean this up, but then I found some stuff..."
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:57 PM (5WPt1)
And of course, all the dad jokes. All the time.
My young son was about four when he sidled up to Grandpa and said: Shhh. The corn have's ears.
Grandpa didn't miss a beat.
Don't look, the potatoes have eyes.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:52 PM (5WPt1
Thank you for that smile!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2026 07:54 PM (rJ7Hd)
***
Cows are udderly ridiculous.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2026 07:57 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: rhomboid
Little Cohiba Blue Pequeno for me. It's kinda cool out and DARK. Listening to CutJib Speaks.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 07:58 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 04, 2026 07:58 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2026 07:53 PM (s2iZv)
There's some paint that was used in the house and a few things in the attic, but for the most part, everything is gone. A table in the kitchen, a sofa in the living room. I was told that was OK by the agent.
We vacuumed and swept most of it.
Even left them some quality wood flooring planks if they choose to use them. They match the other wood flooring in the hall and middle room.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 07:58 PM (2614e)
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 07:59 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2026 07:55 PM (rJ7
Recommend Uncle Buck.
Posted by: polynikes at November 04, 2026 07:59 PM (lpTXP)
Ya'll have a good night o7
Posted by: cajun carrot at November 04, 2026 07:59 PM (8Csz2)
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 07:53 PM
That's not true. I despise and deplore you.
Posted by: Senator John Cornyn (Rino-TX) at November 04, 2026 07:59 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 04, 2026 08:00 PM (MqopX)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 07:57 PM (mmrXZ)
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Yep. Good luck on the job hunt!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2026 08:01 PM (s2iZv)
Posted by: rhomboid
Little Cohiba Blue Pequeno for me. It's kinda cool out and DARK. Listening to CutJib Speaks.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 07:58 PM (ftFVW)
***
I also went the Cohiba blue route. Was a bit disappointed but the second glass of Bushmills improved it bigly.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2026 08:01 PM (2WIwB)
Thank you for being decent. When the jackass that sold us this place left, we had to get a 30 yard dumpster to clean out all his crap. I'm still occasionally finding something he stashed away. Dude was a jerkoff.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:54 PM (5WPt1)
LOL.....copy/paste fail. Take 2:
There's some paint that was used in the house and a few things in the attic, but for the most part, everything is gone. A table in the kitchen, a sofa in the living room. I was told that was OK by the agent.
We vacuumed and swept most of it.
Even left them some quality wood flooring planks if they choose to use them. They match the other wood flooring in the hall and middle room.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:01 PM (2614e)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 04, 2026 08:01 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:02 PM (2614e)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2026 07:55 PM (rJ7
Recommend Uncle Buck.
Posted by: polynikes at November 04, 2026 07:59 PM (lpTXP)
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Chuck Norris was in Uncle Buck?
Admittedly, I haven't watched that movie since high school so my memory of that movie is a bit fuzzy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2026 08:02 PM (s2iZv)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 04, 2026 08:02 PM (JNr/z)
Yay!
Posted by: lin-duh at November 04, 2026 08:01 PM (VCgbV)
Loaded up the Expy, my truck seats, bed and the 10' trailer and headed east.
I'll unload it tomorrow. Pretty drained today. Been up since 4, f*cking election, and got started about 8. Just got some unloaded and set this up so I could work tomorrow.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:03 PM (2614e)
Admittedly, I haven't watched that movie since high school so my memory of that movie is a bit fuzzy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2026 08:02 PM (s2iZv)
He is not.
But I did have a moderate crush on the bitch daughter for a spell
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:04 PM (2614e)
Posted by: polynikes at November 04, 2026 07:59 PM (lpTXP)
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Great movie.
Candy sings the Washington State University fight song!
Go Cougs!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2026 08:04 PM (2WIwB)
Admittedly, I haven't watched that movie since high school so my memory of that movie is a bit fuzzy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2026 08:02 PM
John Candy/Chuck Norris is like Clark Kent/Superman.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 04, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
That's a hell of a long drive!
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 08:05 PM (ftFVW)
The Evil Universe Star Trek episode is on H&I. That's probably apropos.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2026 08:05 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 04, 2026 08:00 PM (MqopX)
Thank you so very much. We do too. This road has been a LONG one....and the light just stays way down there at the end of the tunnel.
Did hear from the SiL and my brother was moved to a room and was MUCH better today, so he'll be released to go home tomorrow.
Now, if he still has a job........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:06 PM (2614e)
Admittedly, I haven't watched that movie since high school so my memory of that movie is a bit fuzzy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2026 08:02 PM (s2iZv)
Heh . My movie recommendation. My Chuck Norris recommendation is Invasion USA.
Posted by: polynikes at November 04, 2026 08:06 PM (lpTXP)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
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Saw where Missouri is an English only state.
Two things every state should do.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 04, 2026 08:06 PM (3oLMy)
That's a hell of a long drive!
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 08:05 PM (ftFVW)
My step-brother drove from Texas to Alaska once. He worked somewhere up there studying the Northern Lights.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:06 PM (2614e)
@PollTracker2024
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16m
DDHQ: Nithya Raman wins the race for Los Angeles mayor, defeating Karen Bass
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2026 08:07 PM (nEUC6)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 04, 2026 08:07 PM (VCgbV)
These ticket-splitting results such as in KS mentioned above baffle me (and I know state-level stuff can be funky and appear inconsistent). Unseat the incumbent senator/replace with someone who would chain themselves to his Senate desk to prevent *any* election integrity laws from passing - while also approving a citizenship requirement for voting. And this is a pattern across several states.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2026 08:07 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:04 PM (2614e)
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#MeToo
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2026 08:07 PM (s2iZv)
@PollTracker2024
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16m
DDHQ: Nithya Raman wins the race for Los Angeles mayor, defeating Karen Bass
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2026 08:07 PM (nEUC6)
So now we know the CCP is behind the cheat.
Posted by: polynikes at November 04, 2026 08:08 PM (lpTXP)
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16m
DDHQ: Nithya Raman wins the race for Los Angeles mayor, defeating Karen Bass
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2026 08:07 PM (nEUC6)
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
Nicely done, California. Forever the expensive as f*ck shithole.....
Skid row is now 50 blocks long.......Soon to be 80!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:08 PM (2614e)
DDHQ: Nithya Raman wins the race for Los Angeles mayor, defeating Karen Bass
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Can't help but laugh at this one!🤣😂
Posted by: lin-duh at November 04, 2026 08:08 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 04, 2026 08:09 PM (qRla/)
Micah 7:7-8
Posted by: Delurker at November 04, 2026 08:09 PM (2Drhq)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 04, 2026 08:10 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 04, 2026 08:11 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 08:11 PM (ftFVW)
Philippians 3:20)
"For our citizenship is in heaven, from which we also eagerly wait for the Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ."
Posted by: polynikes at November 04, 2026 08:11 PM (lpTXP)
Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2026 08:11 PM (Ia/+0)
I think Texas fucks the US for multiple decades or until the shooting starts, at least.
Well, buckle your britches kids. Rough seas ahead.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2026 07:23 PM (rJ7Hd)
Yeah, sorry about that. Everyone I know voted straight R.
The fact that we got so embarrassingly annihilated........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:12 PM (2614e)
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 08:12 PM (AKptf)
Unfortunately, they're taking us with them.
Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2026 08:12 PM (Q+gd/)
Pretty sure the crime sitrep is better thanks to - well I don't know, did somebody do something, federal level maybe? - but with the dumber of the two idiots now mayor, still wary. Guess I should check on the sheriff situation. There have actually been sheriffs in LA County in recent history who weren't complete disasters.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2026 08:12 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:02 PM (2614e)
All y'all know the invite is always open.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 08:12 PM (5WPt1)
*fist bump*
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 08:11 PM (ftFVW)
Oh hey. The trans thing that the First Lady knew that worked in your building figured Oklahoma wasn't accepting enough. It moved to Seattle. I'm sure things are much better for it there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:13 PM (2614e)
That will never end well.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2026 08:13 PM (viF8m)
All y'all know the invite is always open.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 08:12 PM (5WPt1)
You did say that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:13 PM (2614e)
Senate Majority Leader John Thune will seek a second term as the chamber's top Republican despite election losses that cost the party control of Congress, setting him apart from House Speaker Mike Johnson, who is stepping aside from leadership.
Posted by: Don Black at November 04, 2026 08:13 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: grass monkey at November 04, 2026 08:13 PM (eP4XR)
Posted by: fd at November 04, 2026 08:14 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2026 08:11 PM (Ia/+0)
Thank you. I do too. I'm exhausted.
Work and the commute is going to be a bit difficult, having to spend a few days a week away, but I'll keep doing it as long as I have to to get us where we need to be.
Just need to buy a more reliable, fuel efficient vehicle. I ain't driving the diesel every week.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:15 PM (2614e)
@PollTracker2024
·
16m
DDHQ: Nithya Raman wins the race for Los Angeles mayor, defeating Karen Bass
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2026 08:07 PM (nEUC6)
So now we know the CCP is behind the cheat.
Posted by: polynikes at November 04, 2026 08:08 PM
That CCP theory sounds plausible, even probable at this point.
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2026 08:15 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 08:15 PM (Ckdd9)
Posted by: polynikes
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They are much more skillful at co-opting 'the other' than Democrats.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 04, 2026 08:15 PM (3oLMy)
Posted by: Don Black at November 04, 2026 08:13 PM (ZxPkt)
I really think they both can eat a dick up......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:15 PM (2614e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:16 PM (2614e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Hahaha, yeah, she mentioned that to me. Now I'm down to one (known) tranny on my floor. What ever will I do?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 08:16 PM (ftFVW)
"The Democratic Party Has Rediscovered the Power of
Christianity. The GOP Should Be Worried.
James Talarico of Texas and Adam Hamilton of Kansas have proven that faith isn’t just a Republican value."
https://tinyurl.com/4935casd
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 04, 2026 08:16 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 04, 2026 08:16 PM (JM5dG)
Posted by: Delurker at November 04, 2026 08:16 PM (2Drhq)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2026 08:16 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: fd at November 04, 2026 08:16 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2026 08:07 PM (U/Byj)
Every time I smoked an actual cuban Cohiba Churchill it felt like I was going to turn green halfway through it. I still have a few in the humidor. I was tempted to put those radioactive labels on them. Nice, but damn they are strong. Still, its something you got to do.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2026 08:17 PM (vzuC7)
The fact that we got so embarrassingly annihilated........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Fannin County went all red.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 08:17 PM (Ckdd9)
Posted by: ballistic at November 04, 2026 08:17 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 08:16 PM (ftFVW)
Cower in fear in the restroom?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:18 PM (2614e)
Posted by: polynikes at November 04, 2026 08:18 PM (lpTXP)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 08:18 PM (Ckdd9)
Fannin County went all red.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 08:17 PM (Ckdd9)
I'm sure Denton County went blue with TWU and UNT being in play.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:19 PM (2614e)
Posted by: Bulg at November 04, 2026 08:19 PM (77rzZ)
OSZ
@OpenSourceZone
·
2h
Sen. Dan Sullivan’s campaign says they’re ahead in the RCV tabulation among current votes counted
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 08:19 PM (AKptf)
The fact that we got so embarrassingly annihilated........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
We Okies did our job.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 08:19 PM (ftFVW)
Bump back.
What a f'n mess.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 08:18 PM (Ckdd9)
Tell me about it. This small trailer is packed to the GILLS. We can hardly move around.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:19 PM (2614e)
He has had a meteoric rise, not because he is some political genius, but because he simply does what his voters want him to do. Amazing idea that.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 04, 2026 08:20 PM (JM5dG)
Posted by: polynikes at November 04, 2026 08:20 PM (lpTXP)
Thank me later.
Posted by: ballistic at November 04, 2026 08:20 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 08:12 PM (AKptf)
Shocker after she came out of nowhere.... just like Mamdani and Sayed. Welcome to the op. Civil War my ass, this is pure DNC leftward commie antisemite yoink.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 08:21 PM (vE0+H)
We Okies did our job.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 08:19 PM (ftFVW)
Texas seems to be full of fickle bitches that couldn't get past Paxton's indiscretions and believed the bullshit about him freeing a pedophile.......
Texas just f*cked itself in the ass, hard........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:22 PM (2614e)
Note: I did not take the following day off from work to process my feelz, like many Dems did after the two Trump victories.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 04, 2026 07:35 PM (kpS4V)
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Eris, same and same. I honestly expected to lose this cycle for many reasons, although of course I hoped it wouldn't happen. But I expected us to win in 2012 and couldn't believe Obama won again after the Obamacare debacle.
But now, as then, life will go on.
Posted by: bluebell at November 04, 2026 08:22 PM (uyuYG)
He has had a meteoric rise, not because he is some political genius, but because he simply does what his voters want him to do. Amazing idea that.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 04, 2026 08:20 PM (JM5dG)
amazing !
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 08:22 PM (AKptf)
One idiot Democrat said they will have to plant new forests.
So much for "AFFORDABILITY"
Posted by: Jackson K. at November 04, 2026 08:22 PM (jGtoG)
Nithya Raman wins the Los Angeles Mayor Election
Posted by: runner
=================
FUUUUUuuuuuuu!!!
That was the one no-win race where I had a preference, and... I lost. lol, nothing of value, however. Ha-ha, looks like Black Dem voters are going to have to learn their place.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 08:23 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
It did. DC USED to be the strongest republican count in the state.
https://tinyurl.com/jn44dkpw
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 08:23 PM (Ckdd9)
Remember hearing about the 2 FBI agents that just had their corruption and lying to Congress lawsuit dismissed by a DC magistrate the other day?
One of the things they were accused of covering up was an attempt by the CCP to flood the 2020 election with fake driver's licenses. A lot of people were called crazy conspiracy theorists about that plot.
Turns out they were right. The investigation was covered up and dropped by the FBI.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2026 08:23 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: tcn in AK
But how do you break the glass if Mr. Happy is inside it? Second less Happy crowbar?
Posted by: She Hobbit
Yes. Just like Hank Hill loosening the stuck cap on a can of WD-40 by spraying it with a smaller can of WD-40.
Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2026 08:24 PM (VHUov)
It did. DC USED to be the strongest republican count in the state.
https://tinyurl.com/jn44dkpw
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 08:23 PM (Ckdd9)
Sanctuary city shithole.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:25 PM (2614e)
Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2026 08:25 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: polynikes
See #168.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 08:25 PM (Ckdd9)
Posted by: Bulg at November 04, 2026 08:26 PM (77rzZ)
How the f*ck did the drunk bitch win Ohio?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:26 PM (2614e)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Nah, the only delusional male was a few years back and he ain't around anymore. But hoo-boy, he creeped me out the first time I saw him. And he hadn't even started the trans nonsense yet. You just knew that dude wasn't right.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 08:27 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2026 08:27 PM (U/Byj)
I felt worse after the 2012 election. I thought Obama was a pretty, empty vessel people poured their hopes into, but I got why some were so enamored in 2008. But SURELY by 2012 they would see what a worthless anti-American piece of crap he was. Nope.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 04, 2026 07:35 PM (kpS4V)
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Eris, same and same. I honestly expected to lose this cycle for many reasons, although of course I hoped it wouldn't happen. But I expected us to win in 2012 and couldn't believe Obama won again after the Obamacare debacle.
But now, as then, life will go on.
Posted by: bluebell
=================
Eris and bluebell, same and same. I'm looking forward to the next 2 years. Trump didn't fight his way back from an electoral loss and a tsunami of lawfare to just skulk off when the fight is more important than ever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 08:27 PM (mmrXZ)
One idiot Democrat said they will have to plant new forests.
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I thought congresscritters' constitutional duty was to be legislators. Why do the all seem to think they are investigators?
Posted by: Cosda at November 04, 2026 08:28 PM (tDnF6)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 08:27 PM (ftFVW)
Like I've always said, God didn't get it wrong, they did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:28 PM (2614e)
America First didn't die tonight, America First told those who couldn't deliver to fuck off. America First is alive and well in this country, and the Electorate is savagely searching for people who can deliver that promise... whether it be on the left or on the right.
Sure, there will still a some of the old guard to weed out... but DJT definitely did ignite a fire in the voters and they are now looking for anyone who can deliver on that American First promise.
I think DJT in politics is exactly what Americans needed to remind themselves what it is exactly they are
voting for, leaders who can (not want) put America First. Thune and Trump forgot that, and Republicans paid the price.
DJT was probably one of the best things to happen to politics, he shook the political landscape in a way no politician could have. Now the younger voter base has to learn the lessons we already know. Hard core leftist will absolutely do anything it takes for power. And that Republicans are absolutely feckless and timid in governing.
Hope ya'll find some solace in that. o7
Posted by: cajun carrot at November 04, 2026 08:28 PM (8Csz2)
Texas just f*cked itself in the ass, hard........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:22 PM (2614e)
Understatement... you guys rode a sawzall with a dildo attachment. Fucking texas, damn...
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2026 08:29 PM (vzuC7)
Nicely done, California. Forever the expensive as f*ck shithole.....
Skid row is now 50 blocks long.......Soon to be 80!
Is it affordable?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2026 08:29 PM (Cqx++)
The Swift observatory came back to Erf today in a blazed of glory over Malaysia:
https://t.ly/r9nWj
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2026 08:29 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: polynikes
See #168.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 08:25 PM (Ckdd
Yes I should have said counties around the big cities.
Posted by: polynikes at November 04, 2026 08:29 PM (lpTXP)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 08:27 PM (mmrXZ)
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Just hope we get Angry Trump rather than Let's Make a Deal Trump.
Posted by: ballistic at November 04, 2026 08:29 PM (oqH4h)
Why?
Posted by: tcn in AK
================
Oh, why give it a chance? Well, a few other things look good and who knows, mmmaaaayyyybe the Darcy and Lizzie actors will work for me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 08:30 PM (mmrXZ)
I'm a racist like that.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 04, 2026 08:30 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2026 08:29 PM (vzuC7)
Yes. It's like nothing I've seen before. That was mirror universe type shit.
I'm really depressed over it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:31 PM (2614e)
That explains Paxton's loss. We lost every state wide race.
Posted by: polynikes at November 04, 2026 08:31 PM (lpTXP)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 08:27 PM
True. But the left is riding high right now and may be bold (and crazy) enough to take another swing at President Trump.
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2026 08:31 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Bulg at November 04, 2026 08:31 PM (77rzZ)
One idiot Democrat said they will have to plant new forests.
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Are they going to wait until the trees mature?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2026 08:32 PM (Cqx++)
Thune's survival was because Trump simply isn't ruthless enough. LBJ would have called Hoover into the Oval Office and told him to bring the file on the bastard, then used it to blackmail Thune into line.
You're telling me Patel couldn't have found at least one dirty secret Trump could have used to crush Thune's balls? Nobody is that clean.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 04, 2026 08:33 PM (qRla/)
Posted by: Bulg at November 04, 2026 08:31 PM (77rzZ)
Thank you very much. We do too. It's been a long, long road. I'm exhausted. This piece will be a LOT of work and hard on the both of us, but if we can make it work, we will be in our forever place, so it will be worth it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:34 PM (2614e)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 08:16 PM
May I offer a suggestion?
Posted by: Mick Dundee at November 04, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)
I deleted my account. I officially have no social media unless you count here.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 04, 2026 08:35 PM (VCgbV)
So Nithya gets the Olympics.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 08:35 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2026 08:36 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: Bulg at November 04, 2026 08:36 PM (77rzZ)
>>If not then the cCP delivered a lot of votes.
I just checked, it looks like the GOP congressional delegation will be whittled down from 8 to three.
Looks like the redistricting that targeted 5 seats worked.
The GOP for all intents and purposes is extinct in California.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2026 08:36 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Restraint will gain you no favors.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 04, 2026 08:37 PM (3oLMy)
Abbott got virtually the same number of votes, there was no Republican depression over the war. Yet somehow this woman nobody outside of Texas has even heard of, and apparently some of you in Texas were barely aware of, became an rockstar on election day and crushed Beto's vote total when every media outlet in the country pushed that dope relentlessly.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2026 08:37 PM (viF8m)
2026
Hinojosa: 5,230,908
Abbott: 4,524,948
2022
O'Rourke: 3,553,656
Abbott: 4,435,558
2018
Valdez: 3,546,615
Abbott: 4,656,196
Make that make sense.
1) The entire 2022-26 population increase voted and did so uniformly for Hinojosa?
2) Well over a 1 million people who were eligible to vote but had not done so the past two governor races showed up and uniformly voted for Hinojosa?
3) Fraud?
4) Dems managed presidential turnout levels while Republicans didn't?
a) Harris in 2024: 4,806,474
b) Biden in 2020: 5,259,126
c) Hillary in 2016: 3,877,868
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2026 08:37 PM (HFrEr)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 08:27 PM (mmrXZ)
I've said it before and I'll say it again - Trump talks big, but he simply will not fight the Dems as hard as they fight him. He still believes in the rule of law (HA) and the Constitution (double HA), while it is obvious the Dems will do anything to hobble, block or kill him.
Here's what I predict: the first time Trump vetoes a bill, a judge will rule he has no authority to do so. Or, at the very least, the GOP nickelfuckers will join with the Dems to override the veto.
Ilhan Brother-Fucker can rest easy. Her case is going nowhere. Neither are all of those supposed warrants and subpoenas the DoJ is said to have ready to go. All of them will be quietly filed away.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 04, 2026 08:38 PM (qRla/)
Posted by: Mick Dundee
I guess that kind of works in that I'd find no dick. Seems like all our obvious trannies are the delusional female variety. Her pube beard is coming in nicely, but the forever teen boy voice is the dead giveaway (if you didn't know her before).
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 08:39 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Bulg at November 04, 2026 08:36 PM (77rzZ)
I am, I know, and we are eternally grateful to all of you for it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:39 PM (2614e)
jemmfax@yahoo.com
Posted by: grass monkey at November 04, 2026 08:40 PM (eP4XR)
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 08:40 PM (AKptf)
4) Dems managed presidential turnout levels while Republicans didn't?
a) Harris in 2024: 4,806,474
b) Biden in 2020: 5,259,126
c) Hillary in 2016: 3,877,868
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
3.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 08:41 PM (Ckdd9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2026 08:41 PM (r2Icn)
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 08:42 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: JackStraw
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How many here knew about Beto?
How many here knew about Hinajosa?
How many in Texas knew about Hinajosa?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 04, 2026 08:42 PM (3oLMy)
Posted by: runner
LOL. Their enfuckening has just begun.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 08:43 PM (Ckdd9)
Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2026 08:43 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Bulg at November 04, 2026 08:44 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2026 08:44 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: runner
I don't want to hear a peep from them when the enfuckening begins.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 08:45 PM (Ckdd9)
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 08:45 PM (AKptf)
jemmfax@yahoo.com
Posted by: grass monkey at November 04, 2026 08:40 PM (eP4XR)
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Thank you, I will write to you!
Posted by: bluebell at November 04, 2026 08:45 PM (uyuYG)
Again look where the votes came from. Also the vote totals do not reflect non participation by Republicans. Paxton got over 4 million votes .
Talarico and Hinojosa got over 5 million. Way more than Harris and our population increase during that period.
Posted by: polynikes at November 04, 2026 08:46 PM (lpTXP)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2026 08:46 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:47 PM (2614e)
2) Well over a 1 million people who were eligible to vote but had not done so the past two governor races showed up and uniformly voted for Hinojosa?
3) Fraud?
4) Dems managed presidential turnout levels while Republicans didn't?
a) Harris in 2024: 4,806,474
b) Biden in 2020: 5,259,126
c) Hillary in 2016: 3,877,868
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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_Talacracko exceeded Democrat totals, in TX, for every Dem presidential election. -read that here-
Dem upstate candidates at presidential levels while
Texas Republicans retained a super majority in the TX senate.
Therefore a super number of voters, each, split their vote between
D & R.
Really?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 04, 2026 08:48 PM (3oLMy)
Ilhan Brother-Fucker can rest easy. Her case is going nowhere. Neither are all of those supposed warrants and subpoenas the DoJ is said to have ready to go. All of them will be quietly filed away.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
================
Ilhan's case is in other hands. We didn't get a new DOJ, HSI, or FBI.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 08:48 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2026 08:48 PM (U/Byj)
>>The FBI emails offer an inside look at the Bureau’s decision to recall and suppress an Intelligence Information Report (IIR) from the FBI’s Albany Field Office on September 25, 2020. The IIR contained information from an FBI Confidential Human Source (CHS) alleging the Chinese government was producing “tens of thousands” of fraudulent drivers’ licenses to manufacture mail-in votes for then-presidential candidate Joe Biden in the 2020 election.
https://tinyurl.com/4khha2hx
It's one thing to lose an election on the merits. Ok, I don't blame some Rs for being angry or Dems for being motivated, but when the number make absolutely no sense and Democrats have a well documented history of cheating in elections maybe we should take a bit of closer look this Blue Tsunami.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2026 08:49 PM (viF8m)
And if you think the massive cheating this time around was outrageous, it will pale in 2028. Evil has the media, academia, entertainment, and now the GOP. I suspect a massive comet strike will be the only true stopping point.
At least we'll serve as a valuable lesson to aliens.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 04, 2026 08:49 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: davidt
Losing and grifting, grifting and losing.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2026 08:49 PM (r2Icn)
But then, nothing will be done about it and we're all still f*cked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:50 PM (2614e)
But then the D's do end up surprising me so it might be none of the above or just one.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 08:51 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Case at November 04, 2026 08:51 PM (En+fz)
GOPe thinks once they're rid of Trump it's back to business as usual.
They long for the stability and predictability of being the Washington Generals basketball team.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2026 08:51 PM (Cqx++)
I don't consider myself strictly Republican or strictly Democrat. I believe both parties have good ideas and areas where they fall short. I support a strong Texas economy, small businesses, individual freedoms, responsible spending, and policies that benefit everyday Texans. I understand the concerns, but I believe we should judge leadership by policies and results, not party affiliation or fear of what might happen.
Texas is bigger than any political party, and our loyalty should be to the people and the future of this state, not to a color on a ballot. Blind loyalty doesn't build a stronger Texas. Accountability does.
I laughed an replied that Team Blue is antithetical to everything you just posted.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 08:52 PM (Ckdd9)
Posted by: Bulg at November 04, 2026 08:53 PM (77rzZ)
My last word (I hope) on the debacle in Texas. If you voted for Democrats, you're a damn fool. If you didn't vote for Republicans, you're a damn fool.
I can't be more contemptuous of the people in this state than I am now. In a single evening, you destroyed your brand. Now you're Massholes with a southern accent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2026 08:53 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2026 07:01 PM
Demographics is destiny. Deep red Texas is long gone. Taken over by Hispanics and Indians and Muslims, who now make up ~50% of the population and vote 90-95% in favor of Democrats.
And Republicans have no one but themselves to blame as they pushed for Hispanics and Indians and Muslims to invade this country, going back to the Bush 43 "Islam means peace" years, the 2006 Amnesty betrayal and lately over the past decade the push for Indians to take Americans' jobs.
Texas demographics:
40-41% Hispanic
37-39% White-only
13-14% Black
6-7% Asian alone (mostly Indians from India)
Median age is 36.
24% under 18, 14-15% 65+.
17-18% foreign-born.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 04, 2026 08:53 PM (P5BPp)
They reproduce like a feral cat colony.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 04, 2026 08:53 PM (yEz+x)
They reproduce like a feral cat colony.
Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 04, 2026 08:53 PM (yEz+x)
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Then step back and watch hilarity ensue.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2026 08:54 PM (s2iZv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2026 08:56 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I was thinking not ordinary bunnies with big, point fangs. But feral cats, that works.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 08:58 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 08:58 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2026 08:59 PM (U/Byj)
Posted by: runner
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No, the cheat did. Look at the numbers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 04, 2026 08:59 PM (3oLMy)
40-41% Hispanic
37-39% White-only
13-14% Black
6-7% Asian alone (mostly Indians from India)
Median age is 36.
24% under 18, 14-15% 65+.
17-18% foreign-born.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 04, 2026 08:53 PM (P5BPp)
Take those same ethnic/racial categories and present the stats for 2022 versus 2026, and then explain how the difference in those stats in that 4 year period account for the 20-point swing in Abbott's performance in that short timeframe.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2026 09:00 PM (HFrEr)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 09:01 PM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 04, 2026 09:01 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Firefighter at November 04, 2026 09:01 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 09:01 PM (8Uo7a)
What a shitty f*cking situation that is.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:02 PM (2614e)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 08:48 PM (mmrXZ)
I'd like to believe that, dear lady, but I fear that DoJ, HSI and FBI staffers are looking worriedly at the Dems' threats to make their lives a living hell, and will err on the side of saving their asses.
But what do I know? I'm just an asshole commenter on a Smart Military Blog.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 04, 2026 09:03 PM (qRla/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 08:34 PM (2614e)
We finally finished the renovations on the house, and they will carry me out of here in a pine box. There is a fair amount of joy in that, while I'm still moving things around and finding places for all my stuff. We have moved around town, across the country, up and down, to great places and shitholes, over our lifetime, but this is it, and it is paradise.
I hope the same for you.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 09:03 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: Bulg at November 04, 2026 08:53 PM (77rzZ)
Comfort boobs, even.
I myself am watching decidedly upbeat and cheerful fare (as compared to even more election autopsy-ing) by way of the classic 1984 TV Movie Threads.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 04, 2026 09:04 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 09:04 PM (AKptf)
And that's saying something.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 08:58 PM (vE0+H)
Ah, you heard about the anti-Jewish rally on the 8th in Philly?
Posted by: night lifted at November 04, 2026 09:04 PM (kJmLc)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2026 09:04 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2026 08:49 PM (viF8m)
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It's very curious. And I was expecting to hear from Harmeet Dhillon or the DOJ--somebody--about their observations at polling places they were all at, and whether or not they saw any shenanigans.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at November 04, 2026 09:04 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 04, 2026 08:53 PM (yEz+x)
And smell worse than an old full cat box.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 09:04 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 04, 2026 09:04 PM (8ILPt)
I hope the same for you.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 09:03 PM (5WPt1)
That is beautiful. And thank you. That would be pretty damn awesome if we can do it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:05 PM (2614e)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2026 08:49 PM
Texas, just based on Presidential election results, has been trending blue for a long time. I was warning about this here leading up to the 2024 election and was just laughed at. Republicans survived 2024 due to the disaster that was the Biden Administration and the awful candidacy of Kamala Harris. But looks like the blue trend was just delayed to 2026.
2000 - R+1,365,893 [R+22%]
2004 - R+1,704,192 [R+23%]
2008 - R+950,595 [R+12%]
2012 - R+1,261,719 [R+16%]
2016 - R+807,179 [R+9%]
2020 - R+631,221 [R+6%]
2024 - R+1,558,347 [R+14%]
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 04, 2026 09:05 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 09:01 PM (8Uo7a)
Can't say Trump didn't at least try. But the True Con Republican Ultra GOP Heritage Foundation Federalist Society Stamp of Approval Supreme Court had other ideas.
Roberts was half right. There is no such thing as a Trump judge.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 09:05 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 09:05 PM (8Uo7a)
This guy is going to be comedy gold. GOLD, Jerry!
Napoleon complex. Thin-skinned. Third-world mentality. Can't answer a question.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2026 09:06 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 04, 2026 09:01 PM (CHHv1)
Not at my house, it isn't. And so it will remain. That's about all we can do.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 09:06 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 04, 2026 09:03 PM
But that makes you family, asshole.
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2026 09:07 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2026 09:06 PM (RIvkX)
Would be hilarious if that precise template wasn't already president for eight years.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 09:07 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2026 09:07 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2026 09:07 PM (LHPAg)
MP4 is related to TJM?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:08 PM (2614e)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 09:05 PM (8Uo7a)
Making him cranky, so it must be working.
He goes twice a week, and so far he is ahead of expected motion. Now for the strength training....
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 09:08 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 09:08 PM (8Uo7a)
https://tinyurl.com/4khha2hx
It's one thing to lose an election on the merits. Ok, I don't blame some Rs for being angry or Dems for being motivated, but when the number make absolutely no sense and Democrats have a well documented history of cheating in elections maybe we should take a bit of closer look this Blue Tsunami.
Posted by: JackStraw
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We are letting them screw us.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 04, 2026 09:09 PM (3oLMy)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 09:09 PM (5WPt1)
But idiot AWFLS "feel" that things would be "nicer" if women were allowed to murder their children (and husbands, why not) if someone else was in charge.
I hate to say this, because I genuinely love the 'Ettes (not in a creepy way) but giving women the vote was a catastrophic mistake.
Without the Women Vote, Obama, Buttgape and the rest would be forgotten nobodies, "sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 04, 2026 09:10 PM (CHHv1)
He goes twice a week, and so far he is ahead of expected motion. Now for the strength training....
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 09:08 PM (5WPt1)
Excellent. Keep pushing! Therapists piss you off, but they know what they're doing. It's their job to make you miserable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:10 PM (2614e)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2026 09:07 PM (LHPAg)
MP4 is related to TJM?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:08 PM (2614e)
Turns out everyone here is family, except maybe the idiot trolls. Or, they may be the family rejects. Hard to say for sure.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 09:10 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:10 PM (2614e)
You've met DH, you know what size he is. His therapist goes about 5' and 110 lbs. She bossed him around like a pro. Well, she is a pro, so there's that. But it is fun to watch.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 09:11 PM (5WPt1)
Turns out everyone here is family, except maybe the idiot trolls. Or, they may be the family rejects. Hard to say for sure.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 09:10 PM (5WPt1)
Some of us have a theme song.......
https://youtu.be/_4Rg6BuN4Zk
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:12 PM (2614e)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 09:08 PM
I personally saw maybe 5 Talaroco signs in our area.
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2026 09:12 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 09:11 PM (5WPt1)
LOL! That's awesome.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:12 PM (2614e)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 04, 2026 09:04 PM (wVcYX)
One of Mr Scary's favorite films. Cheers! It hurts to be a Texan.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 04, 2026 09:13 PM (zGx50)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2026 09:00 PM
Would be good to look at how many H-1B visa workers were naturalized during that time. H-1B visa workers are not allowed to vote in elections. But there is a H-1B visa worker to citizen pipeline that has been happening in this country for decades now, shifting demographics dramatically.
Quick Grok inquiry reveals there is no data specifically for H-1B naturalization in Texas. But these are the naturalizations in general in Texas for 2022-2024:
FY2022: ~106,120
FY2023: ~100,290
FY2024: ~80,110
Average of ~95,000 per year.
So ~400,000 naturalizations from 2022-2025. And add in any that happened this year.
That's a lot of new votes, likely mostly for Democrats.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 04, 2026 09:13 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2026 09:07 PM (LHPAg)
MP4 is related to TJM?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:08 PM (2614e)
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Insert obligatory Spaceballs joke:
"How many assholes are on this blog?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2026 09:13 PM (s2iZv)
In 2016 the Obama/Biden administration including the directors of the CIA and FBI along with numerous minions, the Obama DOJ and other assorted drones, cooked up a plot to run a coup on a duly elected president. Not hyperbole, fact. Even have a grand jury in FL currently hearing evidence about it. Brennan was just there a couple weeks ago.
In 2020 Joe frigging Biden got more votes than any president in history by sitting in his basement and mumbling that if you didn't vote for him you weren't black. We all literally watched him get a mathematically impossible number of "late votes" in a few state that tipped the election. And now we know the CCP was likely involved.
The Trump DOJ just sent out over 20 target letters to people who are believed to have been involved in rigging the Alaska election including Hillary's personal cheater Marc Elias.
Why would anyone discount Democrats cheating in an election at this point? These are corrupt people. We all know that. Rigging elections is something Democrats have been doing since Tammany Hall. It's who they are. It's at least worth looking into when the numbers do not make sense.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2026 09:13 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 09:14 PM (8Uo7a)
So, maybe a prayer or two that I can be Grandma again. Haven't seen the squirt since June. He is probably a whole other kid by now.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 09:14 PM (5WPt1)
"How many assholes are on this blog?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2026 09:13 PM (s2iZv)
mumblemumblemumble carry the 1 mumblemumblemumble divisible by 3 mumblemumblemumble..........
93!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:14 PM (2614e)
Those who lived through 1980, witnessed the political earthquake, and of course understood how the incredible national s**t-show of the time fully explained it, can only look on in wonder and disgust at how today's benign (by most reasonable measures) situation resulted in an almost equivalent political pivot.
Posted by: rhomboid
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The common factor is perception. People actually think Republicans are threatening democracy in America.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 09:15 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 04, 2026 09:13 PM (s2iZv)
Why, all of us, sweetie!
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 09:15 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 09:15 PM (AKptf)
Well said, "..."
And Franpsycho glad you can derive pleasure from such a target as Sayed.
My sense of humor on all this has been about exhausted.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2026 09:15 PM (U/Byj)
2000 - R+1,365,893 [R+22%]
2004 - R+1,704,192 [R+23%]
2008 - R+950,595 [R+12%]
2012 - R+1,261,719 [R+16%]
2016 - R+807,179 [R+9%]
2020 - R+631,221 [R+6%]
2024 - R+1,558,347 [R+14%]
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 04, 2026 09:05 PM (P5BPp)
And that doesn't remotely correspond to TX governor elections over the same period:
In 2022, Abbot was about +11.
In 2018, Abbot was about +10.
In 2014, Abbot was about +21.
In 2010, Perry was about +12.
In 2006, Perry was about +10.
In 2002, Perry was about +18.
In 1998, Bush was about +37.
In 1994, Bush was about +8.
If your explanation was correct, it should explain pretty much all statewide TX elections. But it doesn't.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2026 09:15 PM (HFrEr)
tcn, good luck!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 09:16 PM (mmrXZ)
The common factor is perception. People actually think Republicans are threatening democracy in America.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 09:15 PM (mmrXZ)
We're a Constitutional f*cking Republic. Shove your democracy up your ass......
*those people, not you.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:16 PM (2614e)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 09:16 PM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2026 09:16 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 09:14 PM (5WPt1)
Of course! Prayers to you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:17 PM (2614e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Is it the speedo? Didn't they tell ya you can wear sweatpants?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 09:18 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2026 09:18 PM (ZdaMQ)
Is it the speedo? Didn't they tell ya you can wear sweatpants?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 09:18 PM (ftFVW)
Are we talking about RMBS?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:18 PM (2614e)
Tough titty, Chucklefuck.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 04, 2026 09:18 PM (qlLNh)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2026 09:15 PM (U/Byj)
Oh honey, you can laugh, or you can cry. I will always choose to laugh. After all, we laugh at the absurd in life, because crying is just too miserable. Just point and laugh, and all will be well, one way or the other.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 09:19 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 09:19 PM (AKptf)
Tough titty, Chucklefuck.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 04, 2026 09:18 PM (qlLNh)
BWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
That's perfect.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:19 PM (2614e)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 09:16 PM (8Uo7a)
Hi Ben Had. It has been a year. Mr Scary has had health stuff. My folks too. Busy, busy. I've missed yall and it hurts that Texas has gone to hell.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 04, 2026 09:20 PM (zGx50)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 04, 2026 09:18 PM (qlLNh)
This shall be the new anthem of the AoSHQ henceforth.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 09:20 PM (5WPt1)
And that's saying something.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 08:58 PM (vE0+H)
Fuck 'em all.
I carry 100% of the time when I am awake. And I have a bedside weapon.
So they are welcome to try.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 04, 2026 09:20 PM (k5CNB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2026 09:16 PM (RIvkX)
Mine kicks my ass, all the while we talk about drinking and eating and having a good time!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 04, 2026 09:22 PM (k5CNB)
Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2026 09:22 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
The common factor is that people are idiots.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 09:22 PM (Ckdd9)
We're a Constitutional f*cking Republic. Shove your democracy up your ass......
*those people, not you.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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I worded that as carefully as I could -- the concept of democracy, not the form of government. And I know you didn't mean me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 09:23 PM (mmrXZ)
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He knows which side his
Posted by: buddhaha at November 04, 2026 09:23 PM (n8HKn)
BWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
That's perfect.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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YESSSSS!!!!! Let the circular firing squad begin!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 09:24 PM (mmrXZ)
Quick Grok inquiry reveals there is no data specifically for H-1B naturalization in Texas. But these are the naturalizations in general in Texas for 2022-2024:
FY2022: ~106,120
FY2023: ~100,290
FY2024: ~80,110
Average of ~95,000 per year.
So ~400,000 naturalizations from 2022-2025. And add in any that happened this year.
That's a lot of new votes, likely mostly for Democrats.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 04, 2026 09:13 PM (P5BPp)
If you take that entire 400,000 and tack it onto the 2022 Dem governor vote total in TX, Abbott still would have won in 2026 by more than 500,000 votes.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2026 09:24 PM (HFrEr)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 04, 2026 09:24 PM (CHHv1)
"AWFLS" are the new Joos, no matter what the reality is, it's the AWFLS!111 No matter how many times you are told that young/youngish white men (both Millenials and Zoomers) went for Dems with a 35% margin, that Rs lost every demographic and on all issues except I think immigration, it's the AWFLS!!
Posted by: runner
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HA, thanks for that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 09:25 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2026 09:18 PM (ZdaMQ)
I've got a nasty cold, but other than that, I'm fine. I expected the GOP to lose, so last night doesn't particularly concern me.
I am an idiot for having bought a couple of Powerball tickets, but that money would have gone to buy booze anyway, so not much of a waste.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 04, 2026 09:26 PM (qRla/)
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 09:27 PM (AKptf)
Applying for jobs and I see this:
San Francisco Fair Chance Ordinance: Pursuant to the San Francisco Fair Chance Ordinance, for all positions located in the city and county of San Francisco, we will consider for employment qualified applicants with arrest and conviction records.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 09:27 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2026 08:43 PM (Q+gd/)
Yes, and they are correct.
They held the line for 11 years to get here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 04, 2026 09:27 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 09:27 PM (AKptf)
I'm in as long as we can call the JAWFLS... cause they also don't know when to shut up.
Posted by: cajun carrot at November 04, 2026 09:27 PM (8Csz2)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Seems like a bird in the hand versus two in the bush situation. Can't drink a lotto ticket.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 09:28 PM (ftFVW)
I am an idiot for having bought a couple of Powerball tickets, but that money would have gone to buy booze anyway, so not much of a waste.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 04, 2026 09:26 PM (qRla/)
Oh my gosh, I have this cold, too. It’s making me insane, I can’t shake it! I hope we both get better, breathing would be nice. 😂
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2026 09:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2026 09:29 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 09:29 PM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Now you're good to go! /
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2026 09:29 PM (r2Icn)
Applying for jobs and I see this:
San Francisco Fair Chance Ordinance: Pursuant to the San Francisco Fair Chance Ordinance, for all positions located in the city and county of San Francisco, we will consider for employment qualified applicants with arrest and conviction records.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2026 09:27 PM (mmrXZ)
Get out there and commit the burglary of your dreams, I guess.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2026 09:29 PM (HFrEr)
Oh my gosh, I have this cold, too. It’s making me insane, I can’t shake it! I hope we both get better, breathing would be nice. 😂
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2026 09:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
I woke up a couple Saturdays ago and had a sinus and sneeze thing going on. Then went to the vet to see our dog.......the place was small and the dander was epic. I was sneezing the entire time.
I've had sinus issues and a cough ever since. It's getting better, but still there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:30 PM (2614e)
Tough titty, Chucklefuck.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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It's Mohammad, his name is Moehamad.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 04, 2026 09:30 PM (3oLMy)
Durka-Durka Mohammed Jihad: KILL! ALL! JOOOOOOOS!!!!!!
Schumer Schiff, Sanders, Wasserman Schultz, et al: (he doesn't mean us)
Durka-Durka Mohammed Jihad: Actually I kinda did.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 04, 2026 09:30 PM (qlLNh)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _
Or maybe Mhambed? Or Mamoud?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 04, 2026 09:31 PM (qlLNh)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 09:33 PM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November
Mine is now migrating to my chest, I sound like Marge Simpson.
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2026 09:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
But the avocados and strawberries will be so affordable you guys.
Posted by: H at November 04, 2026 09:33 PM (H1yGV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2026 09:34 PM (0kX4S)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 09:29 PM (8Uo7a)
Nothing builds strength like the grape press. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 04, 2026 09:35 PM (vzuC7)
I sniffed a lot and only coughed in the mornings.
I think covid is in every virus noe. Simple colds or URI's that used to take 7 days to be rid of now take 2-3 weeks before symptom free.
I should document this for the JAMA with fake scientists to see if they believe me. With footnotes and fancy graphs. All chy knee names helping me with the white paper (I know this because I still read stuff now and then).
It could be done.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2026 09:36 PM (hzuYO)
Mine is now migrating to my chest, I sound like Marge Simpson.
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2026 09:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
That......is not hot......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:36 PM (2614e)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 09
I really need to get some. Oh this reminds me! Picasso needs more of his supplement sent to the Happy Acres Old Horse Farm. I will do this now.
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2026 09:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Guessing the application has a a checkbox: Learned My Lesson/Did Not Learn My Lesson.
Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2026 09:38 PM (41CYW)
I'm kidding of course. They won't fight. And a lot of people will excuse them claiming they're just "afraid" of being called racist.
Whatever gets you off to sleep at night....
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 09:38 PM (vE0+H)
And a skunk?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 04, 2026 09:38 PM (PKL0q)
Mine is now migrating to my chest, I sound like Marge Simpson.
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2026 09:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
That......is not hot......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November
So I have been told here at Casa de Piper. 😂
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2026 09:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
This is a despicable betrayal from Rep. Stevens.
Senate Democrats are united in our support for Abdul El-Sayed, because we know he will fight for the economic interests of working families in Michigan, unlike Mike Rogers, who is a tool of Donald Trump and billionaire donors.
What a difference three days makes, eh, boychik?
Narisher mamzer.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 04, 2026 09:39 PM (qlLNh)
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2026 09:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
That......is not hot......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Never sounded like Marge during a cold. But with my normally squeaky voice I always kind of look forward to my sexy end of cold voice. Very sultry.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 09:39 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Baldy at November 04, 2026 09:40 PM (Y9THP)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
This wasn't the week to quit sniffing glue.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 09:40 PM (Ckdd9)
Some of it is fun, some of it is just required.
None of it is politics. Sometimes the rest of the world can just fuck right off to fuck off mountain.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 04, 2026 07:43 PM (5WPt1)
I thought baby momma got custody. Did she fuck up real bad?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2026 09:40 PM (0kX4S)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2026 09:29 PM (8Uo7a)
Some of us who prefer grain to the grape call it "doing 12 ounce curls".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 04, 2026 09:40 PM (qlLNh)
They are FUNDED BY BILLIONAIRES. EVERY TIME. EVERY ELECTION, you idiots.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:40 PM (2614e)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I read that in Capt Caveman voice.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2026 09:41 PM (r2Icn)
Some of us who prefer grain to the grape call it "doing 12 ounce curls".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 04, 2026 09:40 PM (qlLNh)
*fistbump*
Doing some as we speak.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:41 PM (2614e)
Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2026 09:42 PM (Q+gd/)
I read that in Capt Caveman voice.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2026 09:41 PM (r2Icn)
I had that theme song as the First Lady's ringtone for a while.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:42 PM (2614e)
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2026 09:33 PM (ZdaMQ)
That......is not hot......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Never sounded like Marge during a cold. But with my normally squeaky voice I always kind of look forward to my sexy end of cold voice. Very sultry.
Posted by: She Hobbit
My boss's allergies are acting up. We were joking earlier and I told her she sounds like she drank a bottle of whiskey and smoked a carton of cigarettes.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 09:43 PM (Ckdd9)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 09:39 PM (ftFVW)
As long as you don't sound like an old Suzanne Pleshette or Kathleen Turner, you're good.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:43 PM (2614e)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 04, 2026 08:59 PM
Lowest unemployment rate for who exactly?
Not the 18-29 demographic. Not those in the tech sector who are having all their jobs outsourced or taken by H-1B Indians.
I can say that I am employed right now as an engineer in the auto industry, but not the same way as I was in 2024.
In 2024, I Stellantis laid off 400 American engineers and replaced us with outsourced workers in third world countries (mostly India, some in Mexico, some Indians living in Canada). I got back in to my old job through a contract house. India-owned contract house at that, which mainly outsources work to India, places H-1B Visa Indians at Stellantis and then has a small number of us Americans placed back at Stellantis. Only reason I have that job back is my supervisor fought to get me and a handful of others back.
(continued...)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 04, 2026 09:43 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2026 09:42
He posted a sign saying “we are experiencing technical difficulties” and then said “well so much for my space laser vote changing machine”.
I haven’t seen anything else. But I haven’t looked, either.
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2026 09:43 PM (ZdaMQ)
I lost my vacation time, my company holidays, my company profit sharing that I had worked 13 years to earn. Now make $13,000 less.
Paxton was courting Indians hard in his campaign. I don't blame anyone for being turned off/angered by that and voting accordingly.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 04, 2026 09:44 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: Piper
When you pass Marge and get to Patty & Selma, see your doctor.
Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2026 09:44 PM (VHUov)
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There are many on the right - not so much here, but we have our own contingent - who have loudly insisted that, contrary to all observable evidence, Trump has rebuilt the GOP in his image.
Most of those people are lying for their Party faction. But some certainly believe that fairytale, and they are in for real crash course on politics in the next two years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 04, 2026 09:45 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2026 09:42 PM (Q+gd/)
"Guess my election-interfering space lasers didn’t work this time 🤷♂️"
"Data centers in space looking pretty appealing right now"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 04, 2026 09:46 PM (qlLNh)
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It's only fair to let you know I'm in the middle of the boss battle (again) where I kick your hiney bad. I let you live in this game. It's at the end of the next game that Rodrigo meets his demise.
Posted by: 496 at November 04, 2026 09:46 PM (0ohTS)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 04, 2026 09:24 PM (CHHv1)
*********
No problem here, boss!
I asked my dude on a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned he is today. He said zero. I asked if he was worried he'd tell me, right? He claims he would.
Until I have to fight my way out of stuff I'll stay calm and wait here in my castle on the ridge. We sadly don't have a moat of gators.
I learned to stay calm as you think more clearly when a patient is dying right in front of you. No doctors run to a code, they are thinking.
With the flooding in FL I think our last home might have briefly had a moat this week. Man, 22" of rain in 18hrs made for some bad flooding there. I feel awful as most, like in Arizona, etc with their flooding, probably don't have flood insurance.
We always did in FL. Insured to the max to get something if our island house was wiped out to the slab by a hurricane. Supposedly if it hit "just right" off the Atlantic 1/4mi away, it could have happened as the ocean met the Intracoastal over our roof. We left our bunker if told. Run from water, shelter from wind.
Well, we drove caravans of precious stuff, but you get the picture.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2026 09:46 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 04, 2026 09:46 PM (Ckdd9)
Posted by: 496 at November 04, 2026 09:46 PM (0ohTS)
Ummm.... okay?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 04, 2026 09:48 PM (qlLNh)
"Data centers in space looking pretty appealing right now"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Can we still get that free money you were going to donate to local schools anyway?
Posted by: Hicks Who Voted No at November 04, 2026 09:48 PM (mmrXZ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 04, 2026 09:50 PM (qRla/)
This is what the DNC wants. To lurch the country as far left as possible. Some individuals may get run over along the way but this is it. The op I have been going on about since June simply moved a *lot* faster than I feared.
I started to suspect as much when the entire party immediately openly embraced them all, about two weeks after saying they are so "scary" and "extreme". Only getting rid of a couple who were either not playing ball or were somehow embarrassing in the wrong ways. So here we are.
Waiting for the media messaging on all the Democrat "youth" and "energy" and how much young people simply long for communism. That should complete the picture.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 09:51 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: Case at November 04, 2026 09:52 PM (En+fz)
The Michelin Man logo began as a creepy Cthuluesque abomination
Isn't that too the story of Obama.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at November 04, 2026 09:52 PM (+AZb8)
>>@cruadin
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13h
>>James Talarico got more 'votes' than any Democrat candidate has EVER gotten in Texas history. He got 500,000 more 'votes' than Kamala Harris got two years ago in a Presidential election year. The demographics of Texas have not changed significantly in two years.
>>You can talk about gas prices, or Iran, or Trump's personality until the cows come home, this still seems ... odd, to say the least.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2026 09:52 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 04, 2026 08:16 PM (ftFVW)
Can you put tastefully-wrapped M80's in the Tampax dispenser?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2026 09:53 PM (0kX4S)
Posted by: Case at November 04, 2026 09:52 PM (En+fz)
You've got to wander far out into the country to find the Texas accent nowadays.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:53 PM (2614e)
Is there a possibility that in the presidential election in '28, things swing back to the GOP in TX, and TX votes up ballot red again? I don't feel like that's a forgone conclusion TX is blue forever. There was war and economic malaise, midterm is a not huge voting time statistically, and the DNC got out the vote. That doesn't mean '28 is a goner. But again, I'm an optimist.
Posted by: LizLem at November 04, 2026 09:53 PM (I6xk5)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2026 09:13 PM
I am inclined to believe that. The left has been cheating and stealing elections for who knows how long.
This is why it was so important that (1) there had to be consequences for the stolen 2020 election (arrests, prosecutions, prison time) and (2) the SAVE Act was passed.
Neither happened. So the left was emboldened to continue their actions and here we are.
Republicans have no one to blame but themselves. No one was held accountable for 2020 and the SAVE Act was not passed.
And now with demographics having shifted dramatically, it makes it that much easier for the left to steal elections.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 04, 2026 09:54 PM (P5BPp)
As long as you don't sound like an old Suzanne Pleshette or Kathleen Turner, you're good.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:43 PM (2614e)
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I don't sound like her but was once told by a patient (probably drugged) that I looked like Kathleen Turner.
I think it was my hair in the '90's. I was also told I looked like Jean Smart when Designing Women was a series. Again, a possibly drugged male patient.
One older man said I looked like Alice Faye, and this made me confused so I had to look her up years later. He was also probably drugged. Every week a new person I looked like.
This was when I worked every Saturday 3-11 so my dude could watch our boys and I could get out of the house and make a buck or two. Cardiac PCU. I then left for the newborn nursery.
I liked cardiac nursing, however, a prostitute with HIV tried to bite me one night and I decided to change departments to babies who can't bite.
Plus it was the happiest place in the med center for 7yrs and I quit asking for another baby boy.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2026 09:54 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
but when you buy the booze you are always a winner, until you wake up .
Posted by: cajun carrot at November 04, 2026 09:55 PM (8Csz2)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 04, 2026 09:55 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Case at November 04, 2026 09:52 PM (En+fz)
I moved here 30 years ago with a South Carolina accent. These people looked at me like I was a freak. Everyone sounded like they were from Michigan. Or Minnesota. Good times.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at November 04, 2026 09:55 PM (zGx50)
Posted by: Case at November 04, 2026 09:52 PM (En+fz)
Hollywood always gets this wrong, unless by chance the actor is actually from Texas.
Louisiana has about 4 accents, only one of which is close to a normal Southern accent.
Then there's the way they come up with some bastard hybrid of the Appalachian/Ozarks accent and the genuine Southern accent.
It's like a character with German accent and a French accent at the same time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 04, 2026 09:57 PM (qlLNh)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2026 09:54 PM (hzuYO)
That's a very specific department.
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 09:57 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 04, 2026 09:58 PM (CHHv1)
I dunno. Nobody does. This is America, where the truth is always locked in a Schrodinger's Box made of lies, at the heart of a hall of mirrors.
But I've viewed TX as a soft, liberal-Republican State for a long time, not so different than Ohio.
*shrugs*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 04, 2026 09:58 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: LizLem at November 04, 2026 09:53 PM (I6xk5)
If Dildojora fucks up and goes full open border, it'll reinvigorate the lazy unmotivated dumbfucks that couldn't be bothered to show up last night to finally come vote.
But it will be during a mid-term election so results may vary. They'll probably burn their 'Voter Enthusiasm!(tm)" on the '28 Fed Election. Plus your usual GOPe vultures will be waiting in the wings seeing which way the wind is blowing at the time.
Posted by: cajun carrot at November 04, 2026 09:59 PM (8Csz2)
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 09:59 PM (vE0+H)
But I've viewed TX as a soft, liberal-Republican State for a long time, not so different than Ohio.
*shrugs*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 04, 2026 09:58 PM (BI5O2)
This happens when you're a business friendly state, then the businesses move here, bring their load of liberal assholes with them and turn the state into a blue shithole.
I'm feeling very fortunate we were able to sell our house and get out to the middle of nowhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 09:59 PM (2614e)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2026 09:59 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 09:59 PM (vE0+H)
Who are you again?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 10:00 PM (2614e)
Look at the numbers. They are impossible not unlikely.
They make as much sense as, oh I don't know, Trump colluding with Russia to rig the 2016 election. I mean who would believe that idiocy?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2026 10:00 PM (viF8m)
Not wrong. But if the left abolished the electoral college only 4 states matter ever again:
California
Texas
New York
Florida
If the Japanese import too many Muslims, and need to flee their country, we can always import them to TX. They loved them some TX during the World Cup!
Ok, enough politics. I'm so glad hubby made me watch hockey last night! Got some good winning euphoria juju from that at least. More hockey tonight and writing.
If I can't control my country, I can control my characters in my stories. Sometimes. They get obstinate sometimes and do what they want. But I try!
Posted by: LizLem at November 04, 2026 10:00 PM (I6xk5)
If I can't control my country, I can control my characters in my stories. Sometimes. They get obstinate sometimes and do what they want. But I try!
Posted by: LizLem at November 04, 2026 10:00 PM (I6xk5)
Who'd ya watch?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 10:01 PM (2614e)
Posted by: NCKate at November 04, 2026 10:01 PM (enNUy)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 04, 2026 09:44 PM (P5BPp)
Compare Paxton's 2026 vote total with Cruz's 2018 vote total (another bad year for the GOP not involving a presidential contest):
Paxton 2026: 4,249,752 (lost by around 12 points)
Cruz 2018: 4,260,553 (won by about 2.5 points)
The include Cruz 2012 (a year no one thought Cruz did poorly)
Cruz 2012: 4,440,137 (won by almost 16 points)
Same basic vote totals. It doesn't really seem like there was a big sit out here by GOP voters this year. Our recent senate race totals for non-presidential election years have been pretty consistent for the last decade plus.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2026 10:02 PM (HFrEr)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 04, 2026 10:00 PM (2614e)
A big shit nobody but I'm happy in my bliss
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 10:04 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2026 09:59 PM (vE0+H
I don't discount it per se. But what looks like happened, in TX anyway, is that the GOP had a decent turnout and numbers for an off-year (non-presidential election) but the Dems were able to mobilize something far close to presidential election year turnout levels. My best guess.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2026 10:10 PM (HFrEr)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 04, 2026 10:02 PM
Yep, doesn't look like a lack of GOP turnout. But record Democrat turnout.
Or very high Democrat turnout + cheating.
But, again, this is on the Republican Party. No one was held accountable for the stolen 2020 election and the SAVE Act was not passed.
This is the result. Massive Democrat victories across the country.
Republicans had 2 years to prevent this and didn't.
And this is the same as always for the Republican Party since I have been following politics (09/12/2001).
They either don't do anything on which they campaign or they actually act against the wishes of the base (Amnesty betrayal in 2006).
The past 25 years have been the Democrats using their time in power to move the country left, while the Republicans when in power do nothing but keep the new status quo.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 04, 2026 10:14 PM (P5BPp)
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