DDHQ Projects Democrats Will Take the House

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*DEMOCRATS WIN CONTROL OF THE HOUSE, DDHQ PROJECTS

Per the AP, Paxton trails Abbott's percentage of the vote by only 1%... That is good news. I can't imagine Abbott losing to the no name or it even being within 5 points. No hair lighting yet
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

The Five Foot Five Feisty Fedayeen Fireplug is very short and yappy:

My word he's a midget. 5'3''?
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) November 3, 2026

Megyn Kelly mocks and attacks Haley Stevens for endorsing Mike Rogers. She calls her a “phony” and says Abdul El-Sayed is not antisemitic.
Then Megyn claims Stevens is controlled by AIPAC, says she shouldn’t be criticizing Tucker Carlson, and insists El-Sayed is going to win because he’s running against a neo-con in Rogers that nobody likes.
I’ll take a patriot like Haley Stevens over an Islamist sympathizer like Megyn Kelly any day of the week.
— Justin (@JustinUSA) November 2, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 08:45 PM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 08:48 PM (Ckdd9)

2 So, Florida remains sane. I can rest easy in that.

Posted by: Locarno at November 03, 2026 08:48 PM (GjI0V)

3 NOT FIRST

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:48 PM (sKqQm)

4 Delay of nood, 5 yards.

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2026 08:48 PM (VHUov)

5 interesting

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 08:48 PM (n5tGW)

6 Megyn Kelly should be stuffed in a toilet. For starters...

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 08:49 PM (AKptf)

7 *Sniffs* Ahhh! That new thread smell.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2026 08:49 PM (wVcYX)

8 Fort he record Kelly, Stevens, AES and Tuqk'r are all assholes. Just some more then others

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:49 PM (sKqQm)

9 Shouldn't have said NOOD.. Maybe the trolls would have stayed below

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 08:49 PM (4WM7K)

10 Say it ain't so, Megyn!

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 08:49 PM (7w/AX)

11 Always said Megyn was a whore - figures she wants to be fondled by The Terrorist.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 08:49 PM (vE0+H)

12
Tony Kinnett cast live coverage of elections

www.youtube.com/live/kr6K-Tl4R8k

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2026 08:49 PM (Cqx++)

13 Been offline for about 3 hours. Do I need to pour/start with a single or a double?

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2026 08:50 PM (41CYW)

14 Megyn looks like she needs more ozempic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2026 08:50 PM (zZu0s)

15 What a fucking rotten bitch Meagain Kelly is.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 08:50 PM (8B4gm)

16 There was blood coming out of her ... whatever.

Posted by: fd - I forgive you for the mistakes I've made at November 03, 2026 08:50 PM (MWfyi)

17 Megyn Kelly? Good lord, just how desperate for attention must she be to decide that "brain damaged" was a good look for her.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 08:50 PM (Cjcf6)

18 Usually watch FOX.. Can't...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 08:50 PM (4WM7K)

19 I had heard Megyn Kelly became a whore for views, but I didn't know she'd gone batshit crazy.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 08:50 PM (AZDyS)

20 Lmao MeAgain still trying to stay relevant.

Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2026 08:50 PM (oqH4h)

21 Thanks Ace, the previous thread was redolent of troll spunk.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2026 08:50 PM (kpS4V)

22 Staying off X. It’s too nerve wracking

Posted by: Jmel at November 03, 2026 08:50 PM (3TlS+)

23 Kelly was always a bitch. that is why every network fired her and she had to learn to podcast.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 08:51 PM (AKptf)

24 G'nite all, calm your tits. What will be will be. Take care of your own.

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 03, 2026 08:51 PM (yjPLJ)

25 Life comes at you fast.

I have not wanted to black pill.

But the pill is here.

Posted by: blaster at November 03, 2026 08:51 PM (NlEaG)

26 Been offline for about 3 hours. Do I need to pour/start with a single or a double?
Posted by: scampydog

You know what to do.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 08:51 PM (8B4gm)

27 Delay of nood, 5 yards.
Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2026 08:48 PM (VHUov)

I think it should be a spot foul and loss of downs.

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 08:51 PM (Oy/m2)

28 Abdul reminds me of Zelensky but with a more Baharat aroma and a smaller dick.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 03, 2026 08:51 PM (CWMF2)

29 Holy shit, Liz Warren is taller than Mohammed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 08:51 PM (7w/AX)

30 >>>21 Thanks Ace, the previous thread was redolent of troll spunk.

i was rewriting and banning them!

Posted by: ace at November 03, 2026 08:51 PM (1wjle)

31 After that debate in 2016, I predicted Kelly's entire story arc - runs to be a lefty star, fails miserably because the left will hate her, tries a phony comeback to the right, betrays again - unfortunately it ends here I don't know what comes next for her except maybe New Jersey rest stops.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 08:52 PM (vE0+H)

32 >>> 24 G'nite all, calm your tits. What will be will be. Take care of your own.
Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd??? at November 03, 2026 08:51 PM (yjPLJ)

There is iron in the words of DangerGirl for all to see.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2026 08:52 PM (PgV1+)

33 Thanks Ace, the previous thread was redolent of troll spunk.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2026 08:50 PM (kpS4V)

So much ozone from the banhammer, my black T-shirt turned white.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 08:52 PM (0kX4S)

34 14 Megyn looks like she needs more ozempic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2026 08:50 PM (zZu0s)

Fuck's aches any more and she'll have to swap out her left and right gloves because she'll fucking invert.

Posted by: Not that giant sucking sound. The other one. at November 03, 2026 08:52 PM (aKiSo)

35 LOL, Elf-Sayed!

He's a wee thing.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2026 08:52 PM (kpS4V)

36 Gonna hang out for a while, then I'm gonna watch a movie..

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 08:52 PM (4WM7K)

37 Megan Kelly wants to wear a burka

So wear it Kelly be proud

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 03, 2026 08:52 PM (nGraA)

38 >>>21 Thanks Ace, the previous thread was redolent of troll spunk.

i was rewriting and banning them!
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2026 08:51 PM (1wjle)

yeoman's work, that. And so well done! Thanks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2026 08:52 PM (wVcYX)

39 Staying off X. It’s too nerve wracking
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Yeah, I had to close my tab with it.

Way too much ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 08:53 PM (3cUTc)

40 How's our boy Brandon doing down in TX-23?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2026 08:53 PM (h+uWx)

41 >>> 30 21 Thanks Ace, the previous thread was redolent of troll spunk.
==
i was rewriting and banning them!
Posted by: ace at November 03, 2026 08:51 PM (1wjle)

Always love the rewrites.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2026 08:53 PM (PgV1+)

42 Holy crap, Al-Gayed is short. Reminds me of Tom Cardy's song "Perception Check" on youtube.

Posted by: Cray Cray at November 03, 2026 08:53 PM (nCTkv)

43 First black governor in the history of Florida.

I can't wait for the media hagiography.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 08:53 PM (viF8m)

44 How bad is it ?

Posted by: you really don't want to know at November 03, 2026 08:53 PM (mtytl)

45 Shriller 'Bs' is more like it.

Be better, Megyn.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 08:53 PM (/izzV)

46 Thanks Ace, the previous thread was redolent of troll spunk.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

I'm sure they'll follow us like a tail of toilet paper stuck to one's shoe.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 03, 2026 08:53 PM (ftFVW)

47 The choice the Dems made with AES over Stevens is an odd one.

They'd vote the same on everything that actually matters - in fact I was reading some Jewish left leaning forums where they explicit argued AES being an anti-semite didn't matter because he'd be one vote out of 100 but on most issues he's just another leftist.

Ignoring electibility there are only two differences:
1) How you get to virtue signal and for your average lefty voting for an open jihadi is worth more points then another Karen.
2) Which groups get the graft. But this is a very, very small number of D voters

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:54 PM (sKqQm)

48 How dare Trump not maintain the status quo!!!

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 08:54 PM (AZDyS)

49
Usually watch FOX.. Can't...
Posted by: It's me donna

Switched over there a little while ago. The first thing I saw was Jessica Tarlov. Switched back to GRIT channel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2026 08:54 PM (Cqx++)

50 AoSHQ gets a lot of trolls because no registration, etc.

This is NOT a suggestion to change the comment 'system'.

Posted by: davidt at November 03, 2026 08:54 PM (Q+gd/)

51 If Sayed were from middle earth he definitely wouldn't be an elf...more like one of those guys saying meat is back on the menu...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:54 PM (sKqQm)

52 I'm suddenly jonesing for PB&J.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 08:55 PM (7w/AX)

53 I’m still here to provide relaxation in the form of boob talk, if anyone’s interested.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

54 I'm suddenly jonesing for PB&J.

I gotcha - I told me campaign manager I could use a transkid right now!

Posted by: Talafreako at November 03, 2026 08:55 PM (sKqQm)

55 EVERYWHERE gets trolls.

Except everywhere else they're generally right on the top comments and everyone responds to them.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 08:55 PM (vE0+H)

56 Fishback and Massie biggest losers. Their primary opponents Donald and Gallrein ran away with the general election

Posted by: 88C+u at November 03, 2026 08:56 PM (88C+u)

57 Per the AP, Paxton trails Abbott’s percentage of the vote by only 1%…. That is good news. I can’t imagine Abbott losing to the no name or it even being within 5 points. No hair lighting yet

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 03, 2026 08:56 PM (M+uMR)

58 If Sayed were from middle earth he definitely wouldn't be an elf...more like one of those guys saying meat is back on the menu...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:54 PM (sKqQm)

_____

No way. The Uruks were way too manly. He'd be one of those wormy little Morgul rats.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 08:56 PM (AZDyS)

59 They hate us cause they ain't us.

Ignore the trolls. They live for your engagement.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 08:56 PM (viF8m)

60 Always said Megyn was a whore - figures she wants to be fondled by The Terrorist.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 08:49 PM (vE0+H)

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She wants to have his babies.

But Hogg isn't Halal ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 03, 2026 08:56 PM (hxV5/)

61 Blue wave. But we can win a few high profile races and get ready for 28. We swept Fla state wide offices. Need Talafreako and Elf Sayed to lose.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at November 03, 2026 08:56 PM (R86kT)

62 53 If Sayed were from middle earth he definitely wouldn't be an elf...more like one of those guys saying meat is back on the menu...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:54 PM (sKqQm)
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He looks like a reimagined gay orc bard in Nu D&D.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2026 08:57 PM (kpS4V)

63
After that debate in 2016, I predicted Kelly's entire story arc - runs to be a lefty star, fails miserably because the left will hate her, tries a phony comeback to the right, betrays again - unfortunately it ends here I don't know what comes next for her except maybe New Jersey rest stops.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 08:52 PM (vE0+H)

If that antisemite slattern doesn't prowl the NJ rest stops in an Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS costume, she doesn't have any hair on her hoo-hah.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2026 08:57 PM (iqcvy)

64 On my third bourbon, chasing it with some fresh beef jerky and sour patch gummies.

Don't judge me.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2026 08:57 PM (XV/Pl)

65 She wants to have his babies.

But Hogg isn't Halal ...
Posted by: ShainS at November 03, 2026 08:56 PM (hxV5/)

No Dork On My Fork.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2026 08:57 PM (aKiSo)

66 I’m still here to provide relaxation in the form of boob talk, if anyone’s interested.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

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"I like Byzantine Boobs ...
I cannot lie."

Posted by: ShainS at November 03, 2026 08:57 PM (hxV5/)

67 Megyn does whatever she thinks will get her $$$. Same with Tuq'r.

I mean we all make sacrifices to bring home a paycheck but they take it a lot farther...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:57 PM (sKqQm)

68 The Republicans will retain the House and Senate.

They aren't likely to *do* anything with it, but they will retain both.

Stop listening to trolls.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 08:57 PM (Cjcf6)

69 No Dork On My Fork.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2026 08:57 PM (aKiSo)

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lol

Posted by: ShainS at November 03, 2026 08:58 PM (hxV5/)

70 The trolls even hate boobs, I bet. Fags.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 08:58 PM (77rzZ)

71 More troll shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 08:58 PM (8B4gm)

72 I saw Byzantine Boobs open for the Dresden Dolls at the Gorge in '95

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 08:58 PM (sKqQm)

73 ---------------------------------

Speak for thyself.

Posted by: DangerGirl - what SanityProd???
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Hey!!! Good to see you. 's been a long time.
Hope things are going well.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 08:59 PM (vOxCS)

74 Megyn Kelly can suck the fart out of my ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 03, 2026 08:59 PM (vzuC7)

75 Republicans sweep Florida

Sounds good to me.

Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2026 08:59 PM (lCppi)

76 >>>Ignore the trolls. They live for your engagement.

True wisdom from JackStraw. And he trips the universe on acid, so you should believe him.

Posted by: ace at November 03, 2026 08:59 PM (1wjle)

77 The Dems go after Musk they will break everything.

They will ruin space flight. They will ruin the AI progress.

The enfuckening will be epic

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 08:59 PM (NlEaG)

78 65% reporting and Graham is down 9pts in SC (while the R Gov is down 1 pt)...even if its rural votes, this one isn't looking good - not doom posting, but this one looks bad...losing whole SE coast in the Senate races (except FL) would suck...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 08:59 PM (Gb7+b)

79 Don't judge me.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2026 08:57 PM (XV/Pl)

What's with all the health food ?

Posted by: you really don't want to know at November 03, 2026 08:59 PM (mtytl)

80 Putting the "yum" back into Byzantium.

Those Civ games always make Theodosia pretty hawt. But she was basically a gold-plated inbred bridge troll IRL, wasn't she?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2026 08:59 PM (aKiSo)

81 I think MeAgain's ovaries dried up shortly after the Punic Wars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 09:00 PM (0kX4S)

82 What if our solar system were just one atom in some giant's body?

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 09:00 PM (7w/AX)

83 81 65% reporting and Graham is down 9pts in SC (while the R Gov is down 1 pt)...even if its rural votes, this one isn't looking good - not doom posting, but this one looks bad...losing whole SE coast in the Senate races (except FL) would suck...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 08:59 PM (Gb7+b)

Must say that isn't good

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 09:00 PM (4WM7K)

84 Are we done freaking out about WWIII and now we've moved on to freaking out about the midterms? There sure is a lot of churn in the news cycle.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2026 09:00 PM (kpS4V)

85 On my third bourbon, chasing it with some fresh beef jerky and sour patch gummies.

Don't judge me.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2026 08:57 PM (XV/Pl)

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All that's missing is some okra, Thomas!

Posted by: ShainS at November 03, 2026 09:00 PM (hxV5/)

86 Our trolls are taking time out from their grueling schedule of creating AI furry porn.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 09:00 PM (AZDyS)

87 First black governor in the history of Florida.

I can't wait for the media hagiography.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 08:53 PM (viF8m)

Nice!!

Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2026 09:00 PM (lCppi)

88 I on occasion go read leftwing forums and while I am tempted to post there I don't.

The odd thing here is our trolls apparently follow this forum enough to know some commenters by name.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 09:00 PM (sKqQm)

89 "I like Byzantine Boobs ...
I cannot lie."
Posted by: ShainS

https://xkcd.com/457/

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2026 09:00 PM (VHUov)

90 >>True wisdom from JackStraw. And he trips the universe on acid, so you should believe him.

He's like a rainbow

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 09:01 PM (/izzV)

91 New Mexico is a communist state and it will be one tomorrow. The Republican governor candidate would have been a great governor but, odds on, Biden's Sec. of the Interior, DEI hire extraordinaire, Chief Dreamcatcher is going to win this in walk.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at November 03, 2026 09:01 PM (wcyKn)

92 In SC I wonder if the write in caused this ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 09:01 PM (4WM7K)

93 Our trolls are taking time out from their grueling schedule of creating AI furry porn.
Posted by: McLurkerson

Unlikely that they need AI.

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2026 09:01 PM (VHUov)

94 I guess all I'll focus on right now is, it was pretty damned gloomy when we lost in 2020.
Sick about it for weeks.

But, at the end, the Good Lord knew what was best.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 09:01 PM (3cUTc)

95 86 What if our solar system were just one atom in some giant's body?
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 09:00 PM (7w/AX)

Then we'd have another solar system right next door and we'd swap Plutos back and forth with them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2026 09:02 PM (aKiSo)

96 WWIII? I heard from extremely reliable source, who has extremely reliable sources in the WH, that Trump at the urging of Netanyahu, will nuke Iran.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 09:02 PM (AKptf)

97 Are we done freaking out about WWIII and now we've moved on to freaking out about the midterms? There sure is a lot of churn in the news cycle.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2026 09:00 PM (kpS4V)

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WWIII was soooooooo 2016 ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 03, 2026 09:02 PM (hxV5/)

98 I think the GOP keeps the Senate, the house will come down to how many seats Cali can steal.

They've targeted 5 seats with their redistricting.

Counting is going to last until the new year at a minimum.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2026 09:02 PM (XV/Pl)

99 87 Are we done freaking out about WWIII and now we've moved on to freaking out about the midterms? There sure is a lot of churn in the news cycle.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 03, 2026 09:00 PM (kpS4V)

Wait I missed WWIII?

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 09:02 PM (NlEaG)

100 96 In SC I wonder if the write in caused this ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 09:01 PM (4WM7K)

Just 1.5pts right now...not good, but not that entire gap...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 09:03 PM (Gb7+b)

101 Everyone okay in here?

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2026 09:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

102 In SC I wonder if the write in caused this ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Not helping. What a fucking retarded idea.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 09:03 PM (8B4gm)

103 >>>100 WWIII? I heard from extremely reliable source, who has extremely reliable sources in the WH, that Trump at the urging of Netanyahu, will nuke Iran.

I heard the same thing. It's totally real you guys.

Posted by: ace at November 03, 2026 09:03 PM (1wjle)

104 Alright! Walked over to the library, and got my ballot in the drop box with two hours to spare. Now to wait and wait to find out who won, since Oregon counts "postmarked by" election day for the mail-in ballots.

At least there's a handy alert that sends me an email and a text for each step of my ballot, starting when it was mailed to me.

Posted by: SciVo at November 03, 2026 09:03 PM (/pdBT)

105 Wow Megyn really drank the koolaid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2026 09:03 PM (RIvkX)

106 Megyn Kelly mocks and attacks Haley Stevens for endorsing Mike Rogers. She calls her a �phony� and says Abdul El-Sayed is not antisemitic.
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She's disgusting woman.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 09:03 PM (vOxCS)

107 Where is Collins County in TX ?

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 09:03 PM (AKptf)

108 105 Everyone okay in here?
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2026 09:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

I will be when I get another glass of wine

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 09:04 PM (4WM7K)

109 WWIII? I heard from extremely reliable source, who has extremely reliable sources in the WH, that Trump at the urging of Netanyahu, will nuke Iran.

I was arguing at the start of the conflict that Trump should level bomb the neighborhoods the IRGC live in and destroy every piece of infrastructure that they directly use - roads, bridges, power plants etc.

Most people disagreed, including the Trump team.

Now considering that why would they jump from my suggestion to straight on nuking?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 09:04 PM (sKqQm)

110 Wait I missed WWIII?

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 09:02 PM

We barely got our hair mussed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 09:04 PM (7w/AX)

111 If they haven't counted the upstate. Graham might pull it out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 09:04 PM (8B4gm)

112 Abdul El-Sayed is not antisemitic just like me! Shut up !

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at November 03, 2026 09:04 PM (AKptf)

113 @88

>>All that's missing is some okra, Thomas!

I've only ever ate okra in gumbo.

To really put the combo over the top, I've just cracked a jar of olives.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2026 09:04 PM (XV/Pl)

114 Ugh, even RCP has Polymarket in their sidebar.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 09:04 PM (AZDyS)

115 i am a pathetic worm with nothing to do and no one to talk to

Sad!

Posted by: Where is the Dullard Tmj at November 03, 2026 09:05 PM (KoLWP)

116 Has Tucker Carlson publicly said anything exceptionally stupid tonight?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at November 03, 2026 09:05 PM (wcyKn)

117 Wait I missed WWIII?

Honey that was like 8 world wars ago.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at November 03, 2026 09:05 PM (sKqQm)

118 105 Everyone okay in here?
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2026 09:03 PM (ZdaMQ)

Naw man, I'm pretty fucking far from okay.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 09:05 PM (NlEaG)

119 We barely got our hair mussed.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 09:04 PM (7w/AX)
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Depending on the breaks.

Posted by: Gen. Buck Turgidson at November 03, 2026 09:05 PM (jIGh3)

120 Wow Megyn really drank the koolaid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2026 09:03 PM (RIvkX)

The woman doesn't have an opinion of her own and if she does she'll never tell you what it is. All you know for certain is she's for sale.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 09:05 PM (vE0+H)

121 55 I’m still here to provide relaxation in the form of boob talk, if anyone’s interested.
Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 08:55 PM (77rzZ)

Best I can do at the moment is real Princess Leia in a slave girl outfit in a hotel room. Goes to YouTube

https://tinyurl.com/3jrc534k

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at November 03, 2026 09:05 PM (r7+Q7)

122 Tried to watch .ntd.com/_ but vocal fry and uptick drove me away.

Is there a place where they just post the numbers?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 09:05 PM (vOxCS)

123 wow, so many losers on the internet!

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 09:05 PM (AKptf)

124 She's disgusting woman.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 09:03 PM (vOxCS)

Some days I think she's actually doing some kind of Kaufmann-esque deep comedy bit and there will never actually be a payoff. Just occasional episodic cringe.

If she challenges anyone to a wrestling or tennis match, we'll finally know for sure.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2026 09:06 PM (aKiSo)

125 90 First black governor in the history of Florida.

First black governor in the South since Reconstruction. (not including Wilder of Va, since Va hasn't been South in a long time)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2026 09:06 PM (Dv3i1)

126 My big question is will we get to see Talarico's GF tonight?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at November 03, 2026 09:06 PM (wcyKn)

127 109 Wow Megyn really drank the koolaid.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2026 09:03 PM (RIvkX)

She has always been a grift, just like Tucker...the highest payer gets her microphone...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 09:06 PM (Gb7+b)

128 Now considering that why would they jump from my suggestion to straight on nuking?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 09:04 PM (sKqQm)

Well, if they use enhanced radiation warheads, they can depopulate the entire country, but save the buildings, and then just hand it all over to the Scientologists.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 09:06 PM (0kX4S)

129 I can't wait for the media hagiography.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 08:53 PM (viF8m)
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Bad news.

Posted by: Media says he ain't really black at November 03, 2026 09:06 PM (RIvkX)

130 Good news! PBS said its totes normal that we will go to sleep and everybody we thought were losing end up winning!

So I guess the guy saying GOP keeps House and Senate is right!

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 09:07 PM (NlEaG)

131 Has Tucker Carlson publicly said anything exceptionally stupid tonight?

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he's been working hard last 2 years to help the Democrats

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 09:07 PM (AKptf)

132 Wow Megyn really drank the koolaid.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2026 09:03 PM (RIvkX)

She has always been a grift, just like Tucker...the highest payer gets her microphone...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 09:06 PM

I'd still hit that with all the mechanical fury of an industrial robot gone berserk.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 09:07 PM (7w/AX)

133 So does this mean we all have to move to Florida ? Won't it tip over ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 09:07 PM (4WM7K)

134 This abdul said is a midget! Imagine how he feels at a WNBA game.

Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2026 09:07 PM (LHPAg)

135 127 My big question is will we get to see Talarico's GF tonight?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at November 03, 2026 09:06 PM

She lives in Canada, you wouldn't know her.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 03, 2026 09:07 PM (yyxYU)

136 Rye whisky time with one ice cube because I am cutting back on my alcohol consumption.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at November 03, 2026 09:07 PM (wcyKn)

137 75 Megyn Kelly can suck the fart out of my ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Don't let her near it. You can't trust her.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 09:08 PM (vOxCS)

138 I remember back in 2018, Beto was leading Cruz up until the end. Beto lost.

Posted by: The Kohlrabi at November 03, 2026 09:08 PM (OT3gL)

139 Look at the 2028 Senate map. There aren't a lot of pickup opportunities for the GOP. Even if a Republican manages to overcome Trump and wins he will most likely have to have a democrat approved cabinet.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 09:08 PM (/OKHJ)

140 136 This abdul said is a midget! Imagine how he feels at a WNBA game.
Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2026 09:07 PM (LHPAg)

Like he's still not the biggest dick in the room?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2026 09:08 PM (aKiSo)

141 So far, Dems lead in just about every Senate race.

Is that because up til now it has been mostly mail-inj ballots counted, and the inperson votes (skewing R) are just starting to roll in?

At what point should we start to see a shift in momentum (presuming there even will be. a shift nin momentum)?
]

Posted by: zombie at November 03, 2026 09:09 PM (HD2n/)

142 >>>I'd still hit that with all the mechanical fury of an industrial robot gone berserk.

it would be like fucking a skeleton with a stinky vage

Posted by: ace at November 03, 2026 09:09 PM (1wjle)

143 So much ozone in the air.

Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 03, 2026 09:09 PM (5Op5D)

144
Everyone okay in here?
Posted by: Piper
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I will be when I get another glass of wine
Posted by: It's me donna

1.5L Valerie bottle of knock off brand cybernetic. Screw on top for the win. Don't use the hotel's cups, those are nasty, just tip back the hobo sized bottle and take a swig.

*yes, I'm traveling this week. Mos Eisley (D.C.)*

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 03, 2026 09:09 PM (SLmdL)

145 Where is Collins County in TX ?
Posted by: runner

NE of Dallas County. Up on it's right shoulder.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 09:09 PM (Ckdd9)

146 The decision-desk Senate tally looks grim. KS, NE, OH

Posted by: 88C+u at November 03, 2026 09:09 PM (88C+u)

147 105 Piper, we’re fine.

Anybody know the best incendiary device for hair?

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 09:09 PM (77rzZ)

148 AmateurTip: It would be helpful, if, when reporting on election results to include an (R) or (D) after the name. Not everyone are political election junkies and may no know whom is whom, respectfully speaking.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 03, 2026 09:09 PM (Bpotg)

149 134 So does this mean we all have to move to Florida ? Won't it tip over ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 09:07 PM (4WM7K)

Thinks investing in Florida property 6 years ago was a good move.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 09:09 PM (NlEaG)

150 127 My big question is will we get to see Talarico's GF tonight?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at November 03, 2026 09:06 PM (wcyKn)

Probably not. The DNC still hasn't decided which of the bimbos in Bill Clinton's hotel room in Austin is the best fake GF for Talarico.

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2026 09:09 PM (5rh/l)

151 Megyn said earlier that Republicans were heading for a thumping, that they were going to get beaten down by the average voter. I so want her to eat her words tomorrow. I dont want her smug face tomorrow.

Posted by: Megthered at November 03, 2026 09:09 PM (ts6j6)

152 136 136 So does this mean we all have to move to Florida ? Won't it tip over ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 09

We stayed red despite Al.com’s best efforts.

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2026 09:09 PM (ZdaMQ)

153 as a silver lining, I dont think it would be that good news if the GOP held both house and senate

Only to do fuck all for another 2 years to which we can enjoy a trilateral sweep with Cameltoe at the helm in 2028

Goddamn couldnt even pass the fucking daylight savings fucking useless RINOS

Yes Im still pissed about that one

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at November 03, 2026 09:10 PM (fapp/)

154 It's not morning yet in Pakistan so the trolls are quiet.

Posted by: Media says he ain't really black at November 03, 2026 09:10 PM (RIvkX)

155 /The media says a lot of stupid sht

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2026 09:11 PM (RIvkX)

156 Posted by: Don't Blame Me, I Wanted DeSantis at November 03, 2026 09:09 PM (wwU4

Nicely said.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 09:11 PM (/OKHJ)

157 here ya go, Bulg. YouTube, mildly NSFW for jiggly reasons.

https://tinyurl.com/m47wrdu

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at November 03, 2026 09:11 PM (r7+Q7)

158 Don't Blame Me, I Wanted DeSantis
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You're not only trolling you're a fucking imbecile. DeSantis lost to Nikki Haley.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 09:11 PM (vE0+H)

159 Can I say this, without being accused of trolling?
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No.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2026 09:12 PM (RIvkX)

160 134 So does this mean we all have to move to Florida ? Won't it tip over ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 09:07 PM (4WM7K)

Thinks investing in Florida property 6 years ago was a good move.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 09:09 PM (NlEaG)

Cocoanuts!

Posted by: The Marx Brothers at November 03, 2026 09:12 PM (wVcYX)

161 Some days I think she's actually doing some kind of Kaufmann-esque deep comedy bit and there will never actually be a payoff. Just occasional episodic cringe.

If she challenges anyone to a wrestling or tennis match, we'll finally know for sure.
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Many will never see, much less appreciate, the work Andy Kaufman put into his "wrestling" gimmick. It was genius. I mean it. He *completely* understood what it took to become "over" in pro wrestling, and he achieved it in spades. Brilliant work! There's youtube videos still out there showing what he did.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 09:12 PM (Cjcf6)

162 Goddamn couldnt even pass the fucking daylight savings fucking useless RINOS

Yes Im still pissed about that one

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at November 03, 2026 09:10 PM (fapp/)

I'm against the Dalight Savings change. I actually enjoy the early evenings in the winter. I much prefer making standard time year round. Being still dark at 9pm in Summer is strange to me.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 03, 2026 09:12 PM (CY0Pe)

163 Now the trolls are taking to each other....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 09:12 PM (4WM7K)

164 Anybody know the best incendiary device for hair?
Posted by: Bulg

Aquanet aerosol spray + Bic lighter.

Works great on spiders & crawly things, too!

Posted by: JQ at November 03, 2026 09:12 PM (rdVOm)

165 People on the right have got to stop blocking out unpleasant information and stuff they don't want to believe.

Why? I get along fine without 24/7/365 mopery. I vote, I contribute, I help where I can. What I can't do is control reality, so I don't worry about it. I'm just a passenger on god's bus.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 09:12 PM (7w/AX)

166
Where is Collins County in TX ?
Posted by: runner

Just North of Dallas and Ft. Worth. Kinda centered between the two.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 03, 2026 09:12 PM (SLmdL)

167 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2026 09:12 PM (cJwDx)

168 113 Abdul El-Sayed is not antisemitic just like me! Shut up !

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at November 03, 2026 09:04 PM (AKptf)

I think the correct form is "Abdul El-Sayed is no more antisemitic than me!

Posted by: a.moron, always lowercase at November 03, 2026 09:13 PM (X5Jzz)

169 99 I think the GOP keeps the Senate, the house will come down to how many seats Cali can steal.

They've targeted 5 seats with their redistricting.

Counting is going to last until the new year at a minimum.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

The Islamic New Year? Or 2029?

Posted by: zombie at November 03, 2026 09:13 PM (HD2n/)

170 the amendment 3 on the ballot passed the 60% threshold (62%). Gov Donalds, stand strong because the viciousness will be deafening

Posted by: paulnjax at November 03, 2026 09:13 PM (PPnyU)

171 "Can I say this, without being accused of trolling?"

Looks like the answer to that one was, No.

Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 03, 2026 09:13 PM (5Op5D)

172 I wanted to believe some of the people here offering hopium, but I could just feel it that voters were pissed and knew it in my gut.
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But what could have been done?

Pass the SAVE Act? If the voters are legitimately pissed at the GOP, fraud doesn't matter.

IDK, IDK.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 09:13 PM (3cUTc)

173 Just North of Dallas and Ft. Worth. Kinda centered between the two.

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who populates it ? libs ?

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 09:13 PM (AKptf)

174 LOL, Elf-Sayed!

He's a wee thing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Fun-sized Fedayeen

Mini Mahdi

Sharia Shorty

MicroMullah

Ummah for One

Posted by: Miklos al-Miklos, austere bibulous scholar at November 03, 2026 09:13 PM (FUMQC)

175 Lol, dude. You are obsessively stalking a total stranger on a blog. That's about as "troll" as it gets. Not to mention "insane," and "very gay."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2026 09:13 PM (BI5O2)

176 "Where is Collins County in TX ?"

North east of Dallas. I live there.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at November 03, 2026 09:13 PM (TCiBY)

177 @157

>>I wanted to believe some of the people here offering hopium, but I could just feel it that voters were pissed and knew it in my gut.

Well, what do they think the Democrats are going to do, raise taxes, import millions of immigrants, refund USAID, re-institute DEI, supercharge regulation?

That's going to do f***all to improve anything.

It's like loading a gun, aiming and poitning it straight at your head.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2026 09:13 PM (XV/Pl)

178 I'm not trying to annoy anyone

You most certainly are.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2026 09:14 PM (ceJ0R)

179 I much prefer making standard time year round.

******************

Thats actually my preference too but I would have been happy enough to stop fucking changing the clocks as ive gotten old enough that even a one hour change messes up my sleep

Maybe I should just mve to Arizona

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at November 03, 2026 09:14 PM (fapp/)

180 Now the trolls are taking to each other....
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 09:12 PM (4WM7K)

They need to get a room. And a drum of astroglide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 09:14 PM (0kX4S)

181 Goddamn couldnt even pass the fucking daylight savings fucking useless RINOS

The GOP has consistently argued actually doing anything puts them at risk for winning elections. It is odd to see. Meanwhile the Dems operation under the view the worst that can happen is they lose one election which they might lose anyway and hey at least they got something out of it

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 09:14 PM (sKqQm)

182 "The bombing begins in 5 minutes!"

Posted by: Heads or tails, Trump has already won! at November 03, 2026 09:14 PM (sdSI9)

183
Miklos!!!

Posted by: four seasons at November 03, 2026 09:14 PM (/QHx4)

184 Oh fucking hell the insufferable Trump Haters are back. They finally got the good news that Republicans are losing again and they're back. They're actually still convinced they were right. That if only "we" had listened to them we'd be in the midst of a True Conservative Revival.

Sorry but it's unfathomable that people can be this fucking blind and stupid.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 09:14 PM (vE0+H)

185 Anybody know the best incendiary device for hair?
Posted by: Bulg

Aquanet aerosol spray + Bic lighter.

Works great on spiders & crawly things, too!
Posted by: JQ at November 03, 2026 09:12 PM (rdVOm)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Roger Moore as 007 at November 03, 2026 09:14 PM (wVcYX)

186 Good news out of VA - it's not a blowout night - we now have 2 R House seats, which is what we would have based on last year's voting in our state elections...

Now, to see if we can squeak a 3rd.

Tonight seems to be a single at best for either party...no grand slams, no home runs so far...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 09:14 PM (Gb7+b)

187 Aquanet aerosol spray + Bic lighter.

Works great on spiders & crawly things, too!
Posted by: JQ
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Ahhh yes, summer nights of youth blow torching bugs. Nostalgia. Nice to see you, JQ.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2026 09:14 PM (41CYW)

188
here ya go, Bulg. YouTube, mildly NSFW for jiggly reasons.
https://tinyurl.com/m47wrdu
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd

That's hypnotizing

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 03, 2026 09:15 PM (SLmdL)

189 Posted by: Don't Blame Me, I Wanted DeSantis at November 03, 2026 09:09 PM (wwU4

The Iran war killed us, not "muh Epstein Filez". Nobody really cares about Epstein in 2026.
And Paxton had a good record as AG. I think Paxton could have romped in TX without the gas prices blasting north. I would have loved to have gone for long drives this summer but I couldn't. Also Paxton's negative ads against Talarico were stupid; he should have let bloggers do it for him. (The ads concentrating on his record were good.)

Posted by: 88C+u at November 03, 2026 09:15 PM (88C+u)

190 Cornyn lost to Paxton in the Republican Primary, and he would have won where Paxton just got crushed dismally.

Posted by: Don't Blame Me, I Wanted DeSantis at November 03, 2026 09:13 PM (E9Krg)

You lost to Nikki Haley.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 09:15 PM (vE0+H)

191 184 Now the trolls are taking to each other....
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 09:12 PM (4WM7K)

They need to get a room. And a drum of astroglide.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 09:14 PM (0kX4S)

I thought ace was gonna ban...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 09:16 PM (Gb7+b)

192 Fun-sized Fedayeen

Mini Mahdi

Sharia Shorty

MicroMullah

Ummah for One

Posted by: Miklos al-Miklos, austere bibulous scholar at November 03, 2026 09:13 PM (FUMQC)

Good to see you here, Miklos! You have been missed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 09:16 PM (0kX4S)

193 Its....Trollception.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 09:16 PM (sKqQm)

194 We're overrun with *liars* tonight.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 09:16 PM (Cjcf6)

195 the correct form is "Abdul El-Sayed is no more

Posted by: you really don't want to know at November 03, 2026 09:16 PM (mtytl)

196 >>Don't Blame Me, I Wanted DeSantis at November 03, 2026 09:09 PM (wwU4

The idea of an election is to win. DeSantis spent tens of millions to lose Iowa and then left the race.

It's ridiculous to pretend a guy who couldn't win a single primary could have won the general election.

Stop pretending you are the voice of reason when you ignore the most obvious thing, you candidate had zero national appeal.

The polls said DeSantis couldn't win. He didn't.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 09:16 PM (viF8m)

197 Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at November 03, 2026 09:14 PM (fapp/)

I guess we're still gonna talk about vaccines in 2026 too huh.
Maybe it'll work better in 2028.

Posted by: 88C+u at November 03, 2026 09:16 PM (88C+u)

198 I thought ace was gonna ban...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 09:16 PM (Gb7+b)

Can't do it fast enough too many... Since I'm not watching the decision desk did Paxton lose ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 09:17 PM (4WM7K)

199 >>>>Trump has got to stop thinking he's somehow invincible politically. He's not. lots and lots of stupid shit and he was riding so high when he got in there.

Dude is 80. He is not changing. Can you imagine being the GOP candidate in 2028 and trying to differentiate yourself from Trump while he is throwing a tantrum every time you attempt it?

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 09:17 PM (/OKHJ)

200 If there's going to be nuclear war imma eat a donut or two tonight

Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 09:17 PM (enNUy)

201 [ ] Fun-sized Fedayeen

[ ] Mini Mahdi

[X] Sharia Shorty

[ ] MicroMullah

[ ] Ummah for One

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2026 09:17 PM (RIvkX)

202 Half Pint Hajji?

Inch-Allah?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2026 09:17 PM (aKiSo)

203 well, I am marginally excited.
Even though OF COURSE unprintable expletive Mark Warner is going to win again--unless the rural area brings out the dead, which still may not be enough to catch up--my congressman beat the challenger journo who was going to congress to speak trooth to powah for the peepul, AND most exciting to me here in my small blue historic/university city tucked up into the corner of VA under the WVa panhandle, my nice retired military guy beat the young Educator! Environmentalist! Community Organizer! for my ward seat on the city council.
I'll take it.
Fingers crossed for nationwide

Posted by: barbarausa at November 03, 2026 09:17 PM (enw9G)

204 I find a Collin county in TX, but no Collins. I have confirmed contacts with 83 stations in Collin county; there are a lot of hams there.

Posted by: gp at November 03, 2026 09:17 PM (Jr5Lq)

205 >>>100 WWIII? I heard from extremely reliable source, who has extremely reliable sources in the WH, that Trump at the urging of Netanyahu, will nuke Iran.

World War One-Hundred Eleven!??!?! Evil white capitalists just love war! Vote brown peace-loving Muslim commie!

Posted by: Ilhan Said Elni Omar Abdullah Muhammad at November 03, 2026 09:17 PM (J4IGJ)

206 If there's going to be nuclear war imma eat a donut or two tonight
Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 09:17 PM (enNUy)
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That's the kind of spunk we need more of around here!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2026 09:17 PM (RIvkX)

207 Looks like the blog just lost some dead weight...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 09:17 PM (sKqQm)

208 Miklos is here?

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 09:18 PM (77rzZ)

209 Can we get Megyn's opinion on John Cornyn? Is he a phony? Or, is he just a Citternhead?

Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2026 09:18 PM (dIske)

210 I'm not trying to annoy anyone
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Lol. Like when someone says: I'm not trying to pick a fight. They most certainly are.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2026 09:18 PM (41CYW)

211 I'm not going to ask how we're doing, I'm just curious which of the bullshit artists who blew smoke for weeks are claiming they saw XYZ race results coming a mile away?

Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2026 09:18 PM (cJwDx)

212 Looks like GA is gone Blue...

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 09:18 PM (AKptf)

213 Posted by: Don't Blame Me, I Wanted DeSantis at November 03, 2026 09:15 PM (E9Krg)

Eight years of Hillary, Eight of Kamala is where we would be right now if we listened to the likes of you. Enjoy your moment in the sun.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 09:18 PM (vE0+H)

214 I much prefer making standard time year round.

******************

Thats actually my preference too but I would have been happy enough to stop fucking changing the clocks as ive gotten old enough that even a one hour change messes up my sleep

Maybe I should just mve to Arizona
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

I think the preference for permanent Standard Time or Daylight Time depends on how far north one lives. Here in New Mexico Standard Time is about ideal. In Washington State Daylight Time is a much better call. If I was in charge, and I should be, I would mandate a solution along those lines.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at November 03, 2026 09:18 PM (wcyKn)

215
Decision Desk HQ
@DecisionDeskHQ
·
4m
Decision Desk HQ projects Keisha Lance Bottoms wins the GA Governor General Election

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 09:18 PM (AKptf)

216 Looks like the blog just lost some dead weight...

No, I'm still here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2026 09:18 PM (+9wcF)

217 I FUCKING TOLD YOU TEXANS TO GET OUT THE VOTE

FUCKFUCKFCK

Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 03, 2026 09:19 PM (yEz+x)

218 I much prefer making standard time year round. Being still dark at 9pm in Summer is strange to me.

Posted by: Serious Cat
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ding, ding, ding, Chicken Dinner

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 09:19 PM (vOxCS)

219 Funny how I’ve never seen “Sharpie’s” nic here before.

Posted by: RI Red at November 03, 2026 09:19 PM (zYph5)

220 Where is Collins County in TX ?
Posted by: runner

Just North of Dallas and Ft. Worth. Kinda centered between the two.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 03, 2026 09:12 PM (SLmdL)

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Plano? Home of the EPIC City Muzzies?

Posted by: ShainS at November 03, 2026 09:19 PM (hxV5/)

221 i was rewriting and banning them!

Posted by: ace at November 03, 2026 08:51 PM (1wjle)

It is a lot of fun to do that....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2026 09:19 PM (k5CNB)

222 Decision Desk HQ projects Keisha Lance Bottoms wins the GA Governor General Election

Oh, I guess that's good and all but I thought we were talking a different kind of bottom.

Posted by: Maine Kampf at November 03, 2026 09:20 PM (sKqQm)

223 You know what to do.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Went with a triple. I did go with a tall glass.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2026 09:20 PM (41CYW)

224 The trolls have become self aware…..

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 03, 2026 09:20 PM (sxJd/)

225 Cocoa bitters are a mistake.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 03, 2026 09:20 PM (2ap+5)

226 Keisha Lance Bottoms wins the GA Governor General Election

Posted by: runner
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With a name like Lance Bottoms how could you lose?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 09:20 PM (vOxCS)

227 Kelly has arrived at that day of reckoning that all stupid-but-hot girls must eventually face: the realization that men only paid attention to your annoying bullshit because they wanted to have sex with you. Now that they no longer want to have sex with you, there's no compensation at all for listening to the annoying bullshit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 09:20 PM (qlLNh)

228 218
Decision Desk HQ
@DecisionDeskHQ
·
4m
Decision Desk HQ projects Keisha Lance Bottoms wins the GA Governor General Election
Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 09:18 PM (AKptf)

Wait, Georgia has a Governor General?

Did Russia finally annex them as an outlying Federation territory?

....

And what the hell is *she* doing all the way over there anyway? I thought she hates Caucasians.

I'm so confused.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2026 09:20 PM (aKiSo)

229
Can't do it fast enough too many... Since I'm not watching the decision desk did Paxton lose ?
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No. And Everyone just needs to chill out. Only 42 percent of Texas has even reported results, and a LOT of the remaining areas will be solidly Paxton.

We're overrun with trolls/liars tonight.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 09:20 PM (Cjcf6)

230 I was afraid Brazil and Poland were warm-up exercises.

Posted by: you really don't want to know at November 03, 2026 09:21 PM (mtytl)

231 Cut and paste a troll and I will delete your comment.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2026 09:21 PM (k5CNB)

232 4m
Decision Desk HQ projects Keisha Lance Bottoms wins the GA Governor General Election
Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 09:18 PM (AKptf)

A worthless progtard wearing a r after his name is replaced by a worthless d.

What was lost in that exchange?

Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 03, 2026 09:21 PM (5Op5D)

233
No. And Everyone just needs to chill out. Only 42 percent of Texas has even reported results, and a LOT of the remaining areas will be solidly Paxton.

We're overrun with trolls/liars tonight.
Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 09:20 PM (Cjcf6)

Thank you...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 09:21 PM (4WM7K)

234 Decision Desk HQ projects Keisha Lance Bottoms wins the GA Governor General Election
Posted by: runner at November

This is unbelievable. But, it just made selling the Alpharetta house (that I love) a much easier decision.

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2026 09:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

235 Yeah, this just seems to be a midterm election.

Posted by: Locarno at November 03, 2026 09:21 PM (GjI0V)

236 Miklos!!!Miklos!!!Miklos!!!

*lights Aquanet torch*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2026 09:21 PM (RIvkX)

237 What happened to all the redistricting that was supposed to help us?

Posted by: AnnaS at November 03, 2026 09:21 PM (ANuwa)

238 Miklos!!!

Posted by: four seasons

Exclamation points!!!

At this rate, I might get Ampersand Privileges one day

Posted by: Aspirational Miklos at November 03, 2026 09:21 PM (FUMQC)

239 The Atlanta cesspool dominates again.

Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 09:22 PM (MWfyi)

240 I live in GA. The people around Alpharetta have gotten so wealthy that they vote Dem now.

Posted by: MJ at November 03, 2026 09:22 PM (XOmY9)

241 Trump is his own worst enemy. It’s like he hates it if people don’t hate him or something. It’s weird.

I guess this rules out his reelection.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 09:22 PM (7w/AX)

242

CBD,

Good. I don't understand people quoting trolls.

Posted by: four seasons at November 03, 2026 09:22 PM (/QHx4)

243 If the D's win big I would expect them dig up Epstein's corpse and make him the star witness in their star chamber tribunal.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at November 03, 2026 09:22 PM (wcyKn)

244 Guys I am going to post this, not because I want you to be sad, but to get the Texas' contingent's perspective, if it means anything, OK?

"

7m
.@Cabot Phillips reports that with 40% of the vote reporting in Texas, James Talarico holds a 20% lead over Ken Paxton and Greg Abbott is down by 14%. "

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 09:22 PM (AKptf)

245 How 'bout Darline the misspelled Graham?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 03, 2026 09:22 PM (RDhJX)

246 236
No. And Everyone just needs to chill out. Only 42 percent of Texas has even reported results, and a LOT of the remaining areas will be solidly Paxton.

We're overrun with trolls/liars tonight.
Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 09:20 PM (Cjcf6)

Thank you...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 09:21 PM (4WM7K)

Although as someone who appreciates Florida's speed in vote counting, we'd love Texas to pick up a little pace

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 09:22 PM (Gb7+b)

247 I think Nurse needs to have a drink.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 09:22 PM (77rzZ)

248 I find a Collin county in TX, but no Collins. I have confirmed contacts with 83 stations in Collin county; there are a lot of hams there.
Posted by:

Middle to upper middle class to well to do.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 09:22 PM (Ckdd9)

249 What if we cut the troll with a knife, then paste them to a wall?

Are you going to undo our hard work?

Posted by: Locarno at November 03, 2026 09:22 PM (GjI0V)

250 I think the preference for permanent Standard Time or Daylight Time depends on how far north one lives. Here in New Mexico Standard Time is about ideal. In Washington State Daylight Time is a much better call. If I was in charge, and I should be, I would mandate a solution along those lines.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at November 03, 2026 09:18 PM (wcyKn)

Alberta has gone to permanent DST, and it sucks donkey balls. Sun doesn't rise until nearly 9 A.M. So little kids have to walk to school in the dark.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 09:22 PM (0kX4S)

251 Half Pint Hajji?
Inch-Allah?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Baby Goat Fucker
Tinydick Terrorist

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 03, 2026 09:23 PM (Jkhe2)

252 I FUCKING TOLD YOU TEXANS TO GET OUT THE VOTE

FUCKFUCKFCK
Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 03, 2026 09:19 PM (yEz+x)

I did my civic and patriotic duty and voted Republican all the way down the ballot.

Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2026 09:23 PM (cJwDx)

253 I FUCKING TOLD YOU TEXANS TO GET OUT THE VOTE

FUCKFUCKFCK
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Rather than asking "Are you drinking tonight?", your posting leads me to ask "How much have you been drinking tonight?".

Get a grip.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 09:23 PM (Cjcf6)

254 I much prefer making standard time year round. Being still dark at 9pm in Summer is strange to me.

Posted by: Serious Cat

-----------------

We love it here in Arizona -- MST year-round.

No changing clocks twice/year!

Posted by: ShainS at November 03, 2026 09:23 PM (hxV5/)

255 How about Abdul El-Zutt?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 09:23 PM (sKqQm)

256 We're overrun with trolls/liars tonight.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 09:20 PM (Cjcf6)

It's incredible how long people have waited to tell us they were right all along about Trump, and what they use to prove it. It's like they think we forget (or don't know) that they guaranteed over and over Kamala/Hillary was going to beat him.

I don't care if you never liked him and still don't, but it takes a special kind of retard to not see that the GOP would have had us in the wilderness for decades without him, and worse, continued pretending to be on our side while sticking it in with the knobbly end.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 09:23 PM (vE0+H)

257 I made cornbread for dinner. It was wonderful.

Other than that, I am pretty much going to take an heroic dose of melatonin and check back around noon tomorrow

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2026 09:23 PM (rbvCR)

258 > see what the rest of the world is thinking.
Posted by: Rubio 2028 at November 03, 2026 09:21 PM (8H8Rb)

One of Borgia's Rules: whenever you see the phrase "the rest of the world" it can safely be translated as "communists in other countries".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 09:24 PM (qlLNh)

259 jebus, I couldn't resist and checked X, and it's f'ing brutal.

This is "unskew the polls" bad, if this holds.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 09:24 PM (3cUTc)

260

Miklos,

You are awesome and you are missed.

I hope you and your wimmen are well.

Posted by: four seasons at November 03, 2026 09:24 PM (/QHx4)

261 At this rate, I might get Ampersand Privileges one day
Posted by: Aspirational Miklos at November 03, 2026 09:21 PM (FUMQC)

Nice to see you here Miklos. You've been missed.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 03, 2026 09:24 PM (QGaXH)

262 What happened to all the redistricting that was supposed to help us?
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It wasn't enough to offset the normie centrist need to betray everyone every other election.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at November 03, 2026 09:24 PM (vSvIl)

263 *lights Aquanet torch*
Posted by: San Franpsycho

dude

It's just a regular bong

Posted by: Miklos dislikes watse of perfectly good Acquanet at November 03, 2026 09:24 PM (FUMQC)

264 Ok, checking out again. Doooooooom!

Posted by: RI Red at November 03, 2026 09:24 PM (zYph5)

265 261 I made cornbread for dinner. It was wonderful.

Other than that, I am pretty much going to take an heroic dose of melatonin and check back around noon tomorrow
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03

Send it over please. I will share my French butter if you do. 😊

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2026 09:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

266 The night that the lights went out in Georgia…..

Osoff. Bottoms.

What idiots.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 03, 2026 09:25 PM (sxJd/)

267 Hey, Miklos!

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 09:25 PM (77rzZ)

268 How many times do I have to post this: per the AP (actual counted votes), Paxton trails Abbott’s percentage of the vote by only about 2 points. So yeah if Abbott’s gonna lose so will Paxton. But it’s hard to believe Abbott’s gonna lose… he’ll win by at least 5… that means a Paxton win as well. It’s not yet time to burn your hair

Sure, if Abbott goes down that’ll be a shock; but that’d really not have anything to do with Paxton… it’d just be a shocking retarded reversal by Texans in just 2 years

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 03, 2026 09:25 PM (M+uMR)

269 >>One of Borgia's Rules: whenever you see the phrase "the rest of the world" it can safely be translated as "communists in other countries".

I call these: 'Musings From the Cuck Chair'.

The guy fucking your wife doesn't need your coaching, bro.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 09:25 PM (/izzV)

270 I don't care if you never liked him and still don't, but it takes a special kind of retard to not see that the GOP would have had us in the wilderness for decades without him, and worse, continued pretending to be on our side while sticking it in with the knobbly end.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 09:23 PM (vE0+H)

This - 100%. Especially the last sentence.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 09:26 PM (Gb7+b)

271 Nice to see you here Miklos. You've been missed.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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+1

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2026 09:26 PM (41CYW)

272 >>Posted by: wahhhh, trolls, wahhhhhh

I'm sorry Ron lost Iowa. He did a nice job with a super majority in Florida.

He has no future in national politics. You were wrong then and wrong now.

Go back to doing what you do best. Jerking off.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 09:26 PM (viF8m)

273 And, for the record, being 5’3, or even 5’1, does not make you a midget.

Thank you. lol.

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2026 09:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

274
Husband just said Georgia should put up a fence around the Masters golf course and let goats eat the rest of the state, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at November 03, 2026 09:26 PM (/QHx4)

275 For every troll post deleted by a Cob, I will take a drink.

Someone call an ambulance

Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2026 09:26 PM (oqH4h)

276 *waves at Miklos*

Hi! Hope you've been well!

Welcome back!

Posted by: JQ at November 03, 2026 09:26 PM (rdVOm)

277 What will be awesome is that we are just going to give up on Iran.

And they will have won.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 09:26 PM (NlEaG)

278 I set teh GF clock to the second. Sure, it's gong to be a minute or two slow in a week, but the absence of a time constraint allows my OCD free rein.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 03, 2026 09:26 PM (2ap+5)

279 So anyone gonna see these results coming new Godzilla movie this weekend?

Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2026 09:26 PM (cJwDx)

280 >>What happened to all the redistricting that was supposed to help us?
__
We have no idea.

Posted by: Black Robe Cabal at November 03, 2026 09:27 PM (CWMF2)

281 Darrell Harris
Darrell Harris

How is Darrell Harris doing?

???

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 09:27 PM (vOxCS)

282 >>What will be awesome is that we are just going to give up on Iran.

You do realize that none of this effects anything until next year, right?

Iran isn't wiggling off the hook because of the Mid-Term elections.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 09:27 PM (/izzV)

283 I don't get the trolls, myself.

In the weeks before the election, sure -- demoralizing your enemy is a good tactic.

After the ballots are in?

Retards.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 09:27 PM (qlLNh)

284 And, at this point, we're going to have to give up the idea that vote fraud is the only reason we keep losing in GA.

It just does not make sense that Trump won in 2024 to have this result, fraud does not explain it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 09:28 PM (3cUTc)

285 Nice to see you here Miklos. You've been missed.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

I could not find myself for a bit.

My eyeglasses finally found me, turned out my head was right under them the whole time.

Posted by: Miklos is also hard of visual hearing at November 03, 2026 09:28 PM (FUMQC)

286 Man, my autocucumber got retarded.

Anyone gonna see the new Godzilla movie this weekend?

Fucking autofill is being a cocksucker.

Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2026 09:28 PM (cJwDx)

287 I went to Arby's today. They have "Steak Nuggets" on the menu now.

What could go wrong?

Pro-tip: do not get the Steak Nuggets at Arby's.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 09:29 PM (NlEaG)

288 Well, I do hate that Ace updated to include what I predicted this afternoon...but it wasn't hard b/c we only had a 1 seat? majority by the end...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 09:29 PM (Gb7+b)

289 If cobs need help getting rid of the trolls...I am available!

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 09:29 PM (AKptf)

290 >>It just does not make sense that Trump won in 2024 to have this result

Have you people just spawned in? There are no coattails in mid-term elections.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 09:29 PM (/izzV)

291 Someone up thread asking where is Collin Co. in Texas. Where I live. Usually solid red. Is it not tonight? I would have a hard time believing it, but we have had a lot of that immigration….

Posted by: AnnaS at November 03, 2026 09:29 PM (i5Vkf)

292 House is gone... Pray we keep the Senate

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 09:30 PM (4WM7K)

293 Send it over please. I will share my French butter if you do. 😊
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2026 09:25 PM (ZdaMQ)

I ground the indian corn I grew in the garden for meal. It is 1:1 corn meal to flour, a cup and a half of home made yogurt, baking powder, salt and a tablespoon of lard in the cast iron
I am putting apple butter on it, but I think the pear conserve will go on it better next time.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2026 09:30 PM (rbvCR)

294 286 And, at this point, we're going to have to give up the idea that vote fraud is the only reason we keep losing in GA.

It just does not make sense that Trump won in 2024 to have this result, fraud does not explain it.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 09:28 PM (3cUTc)

SE Coast needs to be a new focus for 2028, not just Rust Belt...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 09:30 PM (Gb7+b)

295 >>What will be awesome is that we are just going to give up on Iran.

And they will have won.
__
I've never understood this take. To the extent the war hurt Repubs, the midterms are over and the damage has been done. Trump now has absolutely nothing politically to lose now regarding the war and has a short window until Jan. to get in as many punches as he can. I would expect fury.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 03, 2026 09:30 PM (CWMF2)

296 233 Cut and paste a troll and I will delete your comment.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWY4RBwZsqQ

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 09:30 PM (vOxCS)

297 How many times do I have to post this: per the AP (actual counted votes), Paxton trails Abbott’s percentage of the vote by only about 2 points. So yeah if Abbott’s gonna lose so will Paxton. But it’s hard to believe Abbott’s gonna lose… he’ll win by at least 5… that means a Paxton win as well. It’s not yet time to burn your hair
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You're so right.

Some of the behavior here tonight makes it glaringly obvious how hard it is for "our" side to get reliable news and how EASY it is for the other side to get their propaganda.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 09:30 PM (Cjcf6)

298 "Pro-tip: do not get the Steak Nuggets at Arby's."

Their 'Greek' gyro isn't awful. I have a two fer $7 coupon I plan to use soon.

Posted by: gp at November 03, 2026 09:30 PM (Jr5Lq)

299 Posted by: AOS Cope

You can come for a sleepover

My sweet little boy only has online friends, and we have a big basement

Posted by: raimondo's mom at November 03, 2026 09:31 PM (FUMQC)

300 Being in California I didn't have much hope for the Congressional or State races, though I voted the straight R on all of the ones where there was an R to vote for. For the propositions, the only one I care about deeply is the billionaires tax. Not that I could be mistaken for a billionaire but buried in the fine print was a provision allowing the legislature to lower the threshold as they saw fit.

So suddenly the billionaire tax becomes an everybody tax.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 03, 2026 09:31 PM (QGaXH)

301 "Seen enough, going to contemplate the loaded gun in my closet."

Please don' miss.

Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 03, 2026 09:31 PM (5Op5D)

302 You do realize that none of this effects anything until next year, right?

Iran isn't wiggling off the hook because of the Mid-Term elections.
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 09:27 PM (/izzV)

I suspect things start changing tomorrow. Memba how Rumsfeld was gone the day after the elections?

Trump is not Bush. But he reacts. My guess - Hegseth out by end of the week. We are going to pack it all in by end of the calendar year.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 09:31 PM (NlEaG)

303 285 And, at this point, we're going to have to give up the idea that vote fraud is the only reason we keep losing in GA.

It just does not make sense that Trump won in 2024 to have this result, fraud does not explain it.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 09:28 PM
I disagree. Vote fraud always works unless...conservatives get off their butts and vote.

Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2026 09:32 PM (LHPAg)

304 I could not find myself for a bit.

My eyeglasses finally found me, turned out my head was right under them the whole time.
Posted by: Miklos is also hard of visual hearing at November 03, 2026 09:28 PM (FUMQC)
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You are always in the last place you look...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 03, 2026 09:32 PM (s2iZv)

305 286 Nice to see you here Miklos. You've been missed.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Where is that asshoe bartender? Haven't had a drink in so long.
Girls had him tied up, huh?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 09:32 PM (vOxCS)

306 Trump is his own worst enemy. It’s like he hates it if people don’t hate him or something. It’s weird.

I guess this rules out his reelection.

I know I can't vote for him again.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2026 09:32 PM (+9wcF)

307 274 And, for the record, being 5’3, or even 5’1, does not make you a midget.

Thank you. lol.
Posted by: Piper
****

I take it as marking him as a mental midget.

Posted by: clarence at November 03, 2026 09:32 PM (Imcic)

308 Just a quick off-topic note - Kitchenaide 6 qt. mixers are on sale for $299 at Costco. Just in time for holiday baking.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 03, 2026 09:32 PM (2ap+5)

309 Some of the behavior here tonight makes it glaringly obvious how hard it is for "our" side to get reliable news and how EASY it is for the other side to get their propaganda.
Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 09:30 PM (Cjcf6)

If they win by 0.01% it's a crushing embarrassing defeat.

If we win by 5, it should have been 15.

It's like watching any other sport with people who care far too much about it but have never played it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 03, 2026 09:32 PM (aKiSo)

310 Maybe I should just let the cancer win.....

Hello, Horde -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2026 09:33 PM (SRRAx)

311 Yeah, this just seems to be a midterm election.
Posted by: Locarno at November 03, 2026 09:21 PM (GjI0V)
*******
Important governor races will be lost tonight. We needed to win those so they can help Trump with his agenda. If Hinojosa wins in Texas she probably won't let Trump step foot in the state and will open the border.
Not only that they will be devising plans on how to become like California. The cheating will be off the charts.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2026 09:33 PM (wzaBj)

312 And, at this point, we're going to have to give up the idea that vote fraud is the only reason we keep losing in GA.

It just does not make sense that Trump won in 2024 to have this result, fraud does not explain it.
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It explains part of it, probably a significant part.

The other part of the explanation isn't something that anyone wants me to post.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 09:33 PM (Cjcf6)

313 I don't get the trolls, myself.

In the weeks before the election, sure -- demoralizing your enemy is a good tactic.

After the ballots are in?

Retards.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

George Soros could die any minute, OK?

Posted by: TrollFarm NGO at November 03, 2026 09:33 PM (FUMQC)

314 well, there's always the veto pen. i'm fukt here in ohio, though.

Posted by: TDPWELLS at November 03, 2026 09:33 PM (myvGW)

315 Byzantine Boobs! Byzantine Boobs!

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 09:34 PM (77rzZ)

316 Being in California I didn't have much hope for the Congressional or State races, though I voted the straight R on all of the ones where there was an R to vote for. For the propositions, the only one I care about deeply is the billionaires tax. Not that I could be mistaken for a billionaire but buried in the fine print was a provision allowing the legislature to lower the threshold as they saw fit.

So suddenly the billionaire tax becomes an everybody tax.....
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Luxury.

In Illinois, we had a ballot initiative for a *millionaire*'s tax, which I voted against, but I'm not even going to bother looking up how it went.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at November 03, 2026 09:34 PM (vSvIl)

317 The Golden Fleet is done. There will be no new batteship class. I mean it wasn't going to happen anyway. But people are going to stop even pretending.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 09:34 PM (NlEaG)

318 Well, if the Donks take both the house and senate, it really can be chalked up to a couple of things, unpopular war, high gas prices, a do nothing Senate and marxist and communist blood lust.

We're about to see what can be accomplished when a real political party takes the reins of power.

Or alternatively...

The GOP is a useless pile of dogshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2026 09:34 PM (XV/Pl)

319
>>Decision Desk HQ projects Keisha Lance Bottoms wins the GA Governor General Election

================

Stacey Abrams is throwing chicken wings at her t.v.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 09:34 PM (mmrXZ)

320
Every statewide TX race, the Democrat is leading by about the same percentage. Looking at the map of reported locations, most of the state's counties still haven't reported. Where the reporting has happened is in Dallas, Houston, Austin and San Antonio.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 09:34 PM (eRlcH)

321 Maybe I should just let the cancer win.....

Don't you fucking dare.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2026 09:34 PM (+9wcF)

322 > And they will have won.

"Won" how? Restarting their centrifuges and resuming their enrichment program?

You do know that you can't just go out and buy new uranium enrichment centrifuges at Lowes or Home Depot, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 09:35 PM (qlLNh)

323 So, if I look at the AP map, is Abbott's team really making every city report 1st, b/c I don't see a city not reporting, and yet the whole rest of the state, save a few red counties, seems like it hasn't reported anything...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 09:35 PM (Gb7+b)

324 154 As a silver lining, I dont think it would be that good news if the GOP held both house and senate
Goddamn couldnt even pass the fucking daylight savings fucking useless RINOS

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at November 03, 2026 09:10 PM

GOP senate did absolutely nothing for President Trump in 2026. Useless.

Posted by: Joemarine at November 03, 2026 09:35 PM (y171U)

325 Going to be having conversations with the wife about moving out of GA now. I simply can't believe that bitch won after the disaster she was as mayor.

Posted by: SamIam at November 03, 2026 09:35 PM (wlfXV)

326 I could not find myself for a bit.

My eyeglasses finally found me, turned out my head was right under them the whole time.
Posted by: Miklos is also hard of visual hearing at November 03, 2026 09:28 PM (FUMQC)

I hope we'll keep seeing your posts as you are one of the regulars who make this place what it is.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 03, 2026 09:35 PM (QGaXH)

327 Work is gonna suck tomorrow because I will be hung over.

Ugh

Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 03, 2026 09:35 PM (yEz+x)

328 As much as I despise the NY Times their election results coverage is pretty solid.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at November 03, 2026 09:35 PM (wcyKn)

329 >>I suspect things start changing tomorrow. Memba how Rumsfeld was gone the day after the elections?
___
My god you're dense. The Iraq war and the Iran war are not comparable. In the former, we had a running count of dead soldiers on the news every day and the Abu Graib scandal was front page virtually every day. In the latter, some people's panties are in a bunch because their corn flakes are slightly more expensive.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 03, 2026 09:35 PM (CWMF2)

330 75 Megyn Kelly can suck the fart out of my ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
---------------
Now this is a subject for discussion! I question if she could but I am persuadable.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 09:36 PM (89+KF)

331
Here in Wyoming Eric Barlow is elected Governor.

Thank goodness. The crazy woman running against him is a crazy person who said the moon landings were fake.

Find a state where you can keep smoking the weed.

Posted by: four seasons at November 03, 2026 09:36 PM (/QHx4)

332 311 Maybe I should just let the cancer win.....

Hello, Horde -
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2026 09:33 PM (SRRAx)

Absolutely not !

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 09:36 PM (4WM7K)

333 I guess I will just hang this up until tomorrow. I can’t take the trolls. Thanks to Jack Straw and others who have tried to provide real news.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 03, 2026 09:36 PM (EiUt/)

334 First black governor in the history of Florida.

I can't wait for the media hagiography.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03

******
I hope Brenda Snipes, Broward County Supervisor of Elections that tried to cheat her dreamboat Andrew Gillum into that job, is still alive to see this.

Posted by: EveR at November 03, 2026 09:36 PM (rJD2P)

335 "Won" how? Restarting their centrifuges and resuming their enrichment program?

You do know that you can't just go out and buy new uranium enrichment centrifuges at Lowes or Home Depot, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 09:35 PM (qlLNh)

They don't need them. They will have stood up to the US. Strong horse.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 09:36 PM (NlEaG)

336 Trump saved us from Hillary and Kamala. Imagine covid with Hillary being the Karen-in-chief.

Any troll here needs to get a life. Even if it gets me in the camps, anyone who saved us from Hillary deserves thanks.

The DNC is getting covert DSA now, if they can pull off flipping any of the legislature, we will get blatant in your face DSA. And the voters will get communist sharia law good and hard soon enough.

Posted by: LizLem at November 03, 2026 09:36 PM (Toos7)

337
The other part of the explanation isn't something that anyone wants me to post.
Posted by: Crusader

================

Post it anyway.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 09:36 PM (mmrXZ)

338 For Bulg: "In the context of history and art history, the term "Byzantine milk goddess" refers to the iconographic tradition of Panagia Galaktotrophousa (the Nursing Madonna or "The Milk-Giver")."

Posted by: gp at November 03, 2026 09:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

339 What have Republicans done in the last 40 years other than not be Democrats? This is a question many don't want to ask themselves.

They "grew" in office. They helped destroy Palin for having the temerity to take on the Gay Mocha Messiah instead of saying "you have nothing to fear from him".

They fought Trump like hell for the crime wanting to do the shit they promised for decades. Harder than they fought a single communist.

Loaded up the judiciary with judges who ranged from questionable to downright fucked. Broke promise after promise and missed a thousand easy layups.

Oh, and badmouthed the crap out of their own voters every cut and turn.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 09:37 PM (vE0+H)

340 >>And, for the record, being 5’3, or even 5’1, does not make you a midget.

It does if you are male.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 09:37 PM (/izzV)

341 > Kitchenaide 6 qt. mixers are on sale for $299 at Costco.

I covet one of those, but don't bake often enough to justify the expense or the cabinet space.

I expect I'll inherit one at some point, but I'm okay waiting for that as long as possible.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 09:37 PM (qlLNh)

342 GOP senate did absolutely nothing for President Trump in 2026. Useless.
--
Even though some of their top RINOs are gone, rejected by the base, the only lesson they will take is:
We need to be more liberal.

I just don't get it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 09:37 PM (3cUTc)

343 Every statewide TX race, the Democrat is leading by about the same percentage. Looking at the map of reported locations, most of the state's counties still haven't reported. Where the reporting has happened is in Dallas, Houston, Austin and San Antonio.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 09:34 PM (eRlcH)

Which puts paid to the notion that Paxton was this awful candidate. The whole slate rises or falls together. Texas is still a red state… I think when all those red counties start reporting it’ll look good

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 03, 2026 09:37 PM (M+uMR)

344 If people vote for Keshia Lance Bottoms after voting for Trump they are even more stupid than I thought. KLB will be the embodiment of the black female mayor, in the the mold of so many corrupt democrat failures. You ain't seen nothing yet.

Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 09:37 PM (MWfyi)

345 Kinda sucks how the country gets jerked back and forth every two years. Each side wants the other to fail miserably. It's like Spy vs Spy on a national scale.

Posted by: Don Black at November 03, 2026 09:37 PM (ZxPkt)

346 >>And, for the record, being 5’3, or even 5’1, does not make you a midget.

It does if you are male.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 09:37 PM

and over twelve.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 09:38 PM (7w/AX)

347 First black governor in the history of Florida.

I can't wait for the media hagiography.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03

I expect Daily Kos to start claiming he isn't really black, you know, like Obama.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at November 03, 2026 09:38 PM (wcyKn)

348 > Galaktotrophousa (the Nursing Madonna or "The Milk-Giver")."
Posted by: gp at November 03, 2026 09:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

Same root as "galaxy", the OG of which was, of course, the Milky Way.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 09:38 PM (qlLNh)

349 @339

>>Post it anyway.

No, we all know what it is, no good can come of it.

I'm now on my 4th bourbon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2026 09:38 PM (XV/Pl)

350 Texas. Come on.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 03, 2026 09:38 PM (sxJd/)

351 Posted by: AOS Cope at November 03, 2026 09:36 PM (ObV5Y)

So, CBD, there's another one...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 09:38 PM (Gb7+b)

352 311 Maybe I should just let the cancer win.....

Hello, Horde -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas,
---

Texas mean girl right there boy howdy.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 09:38 PM (vOxCS)

353 >>Stacey Abrams is throwing chicken wings at her t.v.
__
Make that chicken wing BONES. No way she would waste that meat.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 03, 2026 09:38 PM (CWMF2)

354 Turns out the people moving to Texas, SC and NC do want to make those places look like the shitholes they made in NY and California…

Posted by: That Guy at November 03, 2026 09:38 PM (xUr2r)

355 Paxton was a fine candidate, he just ran a 50/50 campaign.

Posted by: 88C+u said it already at November 03, 2026 09:38 PM (88C+u)

356 I always try to remember what Rush said, how lucky we are to be Americans and that we must never lose faith. Though sometimes I get pissed off at losing elections.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 09:38 PM (89+KF)

357 "Stacey Abrams is throwing chicken wings at her t.v."

Just the bones, right? Can't imagine her wasting any.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 03, 2026 09:38 PM (GMWTj)

358 Stacey Abrams is throwing chicken wings at her t.v.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Only the bones

Lotsa wing bones

Buffalo sauce all over the big flat screen

Posted by: Miklos thinks so at November 03, 2026 09:39 PM (FUMQC)

359 GOP senate did absolutely nothing for President Trump in 2026. Useless.
Posted by: Joemarine at November 03, 2026 09:35 PM (y171U)
***************************

Fairly certain the Senate did confirm some Trump nominees, which is an important function.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at November 03, 2026 09:39 PM (jIGh3)

360 Interested to see how Trump responds either way to the results. He’s done a lot of good while in office but doesn’t seem to handle losing very well.

Posted by: H at November 03, 2026 09:39 PM (27rXu)

361 If people vote for Keshia Lance Bottoms after voting for Trump they are even more stupid than I thought.

===

GA is made up of MTGs - male and female. Blue dog Democrats. Who sometimes vote for R out of economic reasons.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 09:39 PM (AKptf)

362 >>I covet one of those, but don't bake often enough to justify the expense or the cabinet space.

They are really nice for Meat Grinding / Sausage making, too.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 09:39 PM (/izzV)

363 “Each side wants the other to fail miserably. “

To be fair I don’t want the other side to fail. I want them hung by their necks until dead. Kind of like what they want for me

Posted by: Gman at November 03, 2026 09:39 PM (hlGuX)

364 Their 'Greek' gyro isn't awful. I have a two fer $7 coupon I plan to use soon.
Posted by: gp

Those are surprisingly good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 09:39 PM (8B4gm)

365 If people vote for Keshia Lance Bottoms after voting for Trump they are even more stupid than I thought. KLB will be the embodiment of the black female mayor, in the the mold of so many corrupt democrat failures. You ain't seen nothing yet.

Presuming it holds up I suspect the results tomorrow will show a ton of Trump voters didn't vote.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 09:39 PM (sKqQm)

366 Alito and Thomas should've retired this year. All we can do is pray they don't become the GOP's RBG.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 09:39 PM (/OKHJ)

367 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2026 09:33 PM (SRRAx)

Hate to hear that talk. Never forget, politics is dumb and Republicans hate your guts. The country has survived worse than these mongoloids.

Hell, YOU have survived worse than these mongoloids. Love you Teresa.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 09:39 PM (vE0+H)

368 > They don't need them. They will have stood up to the US. Strong horse.

LOL!

"Strong horses" don't make mushroom clouds, my sub-bridge friend.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 09:40 PM (qlLNh)

369 My god you're dense. The Iraq war and the Iran war are not comparable. In the former, we had a running count of dead soldiers on the news every day and the Abu Graib scandal was front page virtually every day. In the latter, some people's panties are in a bunch because their corn flakes are slightly more expensive.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 03, 2026 09:35 PM (CWMF2)

So, yeah, about that and the being dense part. You think it had no bearing? And the people whose panties are in a bunch either voted for the other side or just stayed home.

Trump is not dumb and he is not random.

He is going to react to what we are learning tonight.

It won't be by nuking Pickaxe Mountain

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 09:40 PM (NlEaG)

370 I see Collins in Maine is ahead but very early in counting

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 03, 2026 09:40 PM (M+uMR)

371 The crazy woman running against him is a crazy person who said the moon landings were fake.
Posted by: four seasons at November 03, 2026 09:36 PM (/QHx4)

NOOOO!!!!1

Posted by: Vox Day at November 03, 2026 09:40 PM (88C+u)

372 "Kitchenaide 6 qt. mixers are on sale for $299 at Costco."

I saw a video that really panned modern KitchenAide products. Engineered to fail quickly. They recommended looking for a used Hobart vintage mixer.

Posted by: gp at November 03, 2026 09:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

373 >>>And, for the record, being 5’3, or even 5’1, does not make you a midget.
~~~~~

4'10" and under.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at November 03, 2026 09:40 PM (3ImbR)

374 and over twelve.
Posted by: toby928(c)

I am, how you say, over twelve

Posted by: the Paolo at November 03, 2026 09:40 PM (FUMQC)

375 'To be fair I don’t want the other side to fail. I want them hung by their necks until dead. Kind of like what they want for me"

The difference is they want to sodomize you first, and possibly again afterward.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2026 09:40 PM (+9wcF)

376 >> I just get very frustrated at Trump

How gay.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 09:41 PM (/izzV)

377 >I just don't get it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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The GOP Senate exists for one goal: the ease and comfort of the GOP Senate.

Posted by: Don Black at November 03, 2026 09:41 PM (ZxPkt)

378 The difference is they want to sodomize you first, and possibly again afterward.

But not in a gay way.

Posted by: Maine Kampf at November 03, 2026 09:41 PM (sKqQm)

379 I kind of like that crazy Swedish mixer, but it costs almost $900 at Lehman's in Kidron, OH.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 03, 2026 09:41 PM (2ap+5)

380 The GOP Senate exists for one goal: the ease and comfort of the GOP Senate.
Posted by: Don Black at November 03, 2026 09:41 PM

and the sodomy.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 09:42 PM (7w/AX)

381 Alito and Thomas should've retired this year. All we can do is pray they don't become the GOP's RBG.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 09:39 PM (/OKHJ)

-------------

And that asshat Benedict Roberts should have stayed in Law School.

Thanks, W! Another brilliant Bushie Legacy ...

Posted by: ShainS at November 03, 2026 09:42 PM (hxV5/)

382 Currently I have abandoned Irish Whiskey and have started in on bourbon. And I am watching a Brit detective show. I have the horde to keep me updated.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 09:42 PM (89+KF)

383
I always try to remember what Rush said, how lucky we are to be Americans and that we must never lose faith. Though sometimes I get pissed off at losing elections.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

================

We've lost worse. I remember the night Romney lost to Obama.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 09:42 PM (mmrXZ)

384 "Presuming it holds up I suspect the results tomorrow will show a ton of Trump voters didn't vote.
Posted by: 18-1"

Traitorous of them to allow this disaster of a mayor to become governor.

Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 09:42 PM (MWfyi)

385 We are fine. Trump is still president, Biden doesn't know where he is, and we have lots of wins.

Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2026 09:42 PM (lCppi)

386 "Kinda sucks how the country gets jerked back and forth every two years."

The classic Ben Garrison cartoon:
https://tinyurl.com/4vbcst7p

Posted by: gp at November 03, 2026 09:42 PM (Jr5Lq)

387 >>Trump is not dumb and he is not random.
__
And yet it was his decision to attack Iran.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 03, 2026 09:42 PM (CWMF2)

388 >>Honest question, is everyone frustrated with Trump right now a troll?

Did Trump do what you wanted him to do? Did you want him to fix the economy long term even if it has some short term pain? Did you want him to finally take down the biggest state sponsor of terrorism that has been flooding our country with drugs and killing Americans and building nukes? Did you want him to seal the border and deport illegals including criminals? Did you want him to end USAID and NGOs?

Do you think the left around the world wouldn't strike back? The party in power always faces an uphill battle in the midterms. Look how bad Obama did.

I didn't vote for Trump to guarantee we would win every single future election. I elected to do what he's done knowing it would have a cost in the short term.

Absolutely worth it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 09:43 PM (viF8m)

389 365 "If people vote for Keshia Lance Bottoms after voting for Trump they are even more stupid than I thought. KLB will be the embodiment of the black female mayor, in the the mold of so many corrupt democrat failures. You ain't seen nothing yet."

Presuming it holds up I suspect the results tomorrow will show a ton of Trump voters didn't vote.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 09:39 PM (sKqQm)

Demographic shifts have been contributing but it wouldn't be surprising to see some Trump voters not turning out in midterms. That's been the puzzle the Republican party has needed to solve since 2016, just because Trump can win a state doesn't mean generic Republican can.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 03, 2026 09:43 PM (okun6)

390

KitchenAide products. Engineered to fail quickly.

I bought an immersion blender.

It failed immediately. A piece of plastic shit.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at November 03, 2026 09:43 PM (VuTBl)

391
We have a new Kitchenaid thing in our storage unit. We have no use for it because we have a small kitchen and we are old and can't lift it. It was gifted to us.

We have no luck trying to give it away. Probably if we tried to sell it someone would buy it.

People are weird.

Posted by: four seasons at November 03, 2026 09:43 PM (/QHx4)

392 And yet it was his decision to attack Iran.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 03, 2026 09:42 PM

Alas, I cannot vote for him again.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 09:44 PM (7w/AX)

393 Shrimp
it's
Shrimp

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 09:44 PM (vOxCS)

394 Polls still open here for another hour and fifteen minutes...

Posted by: JQ at November 03, 2026 09:44 PM (rdVOm)

395 Big fuck you if you are in Georgia and sat out this one. Bottoms as Governor? You have to be kidding me

Posted by: SamIam at November 03, 2026 09:44 PM (wlfXV)

396 Goodnight, All. Sleep well, regardless of the election results.

Posted by: Bulg at November 03, 2026 09:45 PM (77rzZ)

397 Wow, I see the trolls are out in full force.

Posted by: Ann at November 03, 2026 09:45 PM (SHHm+)

398
We've lost worse. I remember the night Romney lost to Obama.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 09:42 PM (mmrXZ)

Think of how upset you were. That *Romney* lost.

Just think about that.

I know it was more that "they" won but can you even imagine how fast Romney would have ushered in Hillary 2016, *and* soiled the Republican brand with his slippery brand of disingenuous crap, mega spending, open borders, and crusty hair gel?

Obama v McCain and Obama v Romney had no winners to avail us of.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 09:45 PM (vE0+H)

399 It's a nail biter!

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 09:45 PM (AKptf)

400 We've lost worse. I remember the night Romney lost to Obama.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 09:42 PM (mmrXZ)
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Now that was a night.

I was so upset when Ohio went for Zero that I went out for a walk to cool down. I walked down the dark street, fell into a pothole, and broke my arm. True story.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 09:45 PM (89+KF)

401 Big fuck you if you are in Georgia and sat out this one. Bottoms as Governor? You have to be kidding me
Posted by: SamIam at November 03, 2026 09:44 PM

She'll do for Georgia what she's done for Buckhead!

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 09:45 PM (7w/AX)

402 Even Newsmax saying looking bad for Paxton. So Texas is going blue. Ben Had and Linus I guess you were wrong. But Geez Louise ..Talarico??

Posted by: AnnaS at November 03, 2026 09:45 PM (50/7d)

403 > I saw a video that really panned modern KitchenAide products. Engineered to fail quickly.
Posted by: gp at November 03, 2026 09:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

Sad. I detect the stench of MBAs here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 09:45 PM (qlLNh)

404 ok, do I open the red wine, or the black rum?

Posted by: barbarausa at November 03, 2026 09:45 PM (enw9G)

405 Remember when Obama got stomped in the midterms and was a lame duck for the next six years?

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 09:46 PM (AZDyS)

406 Fuck Iran! Glad the mullahs got whacked.

Posted by: Rex B at November 03, 2026 09:46 PM (sdSI9)

407 On second Ezra Brooks 99.

Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2026 09:46 PM (LHPAg)

408 387 >>Trump is not dumb and he is not random.
__
And yet it was his decision to attack Iran.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 03, 2026 09:42 PM (CWMF2)

It was. And not dumb nor random. But still ultimately wrong.

I mean I guess if Iran was going to nuke us two months ago and that has been stopped, and only he knows that because he has the super top secret info, he can live with the tradeoff.

I think that there were a number of good reasons to attack Iran. I think that it was also ill advised to say that it would not last more than a couple of weeks, and some 8 months later still be in the midst of it and not have anything to show for it.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 09:46 PM (NlEaG)

409 "and the sodomy."

Don't forget the lash and the rum....

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 03, 2026 09:46 PM (GMWTj)

410 Kansas has seemed to go the Texas route...all cities have started reporting...many rural counties have not.

Maybe we gave our advice about them holding out til every city vote in a little too strongly...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 09:46 PM (Gb7+b)

411
I'm afraid Darline is toast, but Wilson has pulled ahead for gov. I think a lot of our voters just sat this one out, maybe didn't vote at all for Senate. The nepotism thing stuck in a lot of craws.

Greenville County here is still blowing me away at how it swung Dem. It has to be our voters just sat it out and the lunatics were energized. We're getting a lot of transplant influx in, too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2026 09:46 PM (w6EFb)

412 I love how 270towin had Texas leaning blue now its "neutral." With all the rural counties waiting to be counted.

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 03, 2026 09:47 PM (8Csz2)

413 Rum

Or better yet, shine.

Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 03, 2026 09:47 PM (yEz+x)

414 And yet it was his decision to attack Iran.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 03, 2026 09:42 PM (CWMF2)

And it should have been attacked, and it should continue being attacked.

If you lack the will or courage to do what is warranted when in power, what's the point?

The sad-trombone chorus tonight seems to think Trump should have been more like the do-nothing GOPe in the senate. Fuck that noise.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2026 09:47 PM (HFrEr)

415 From Google:

From 1846 to the present, Texas has had 27 Democratic senators, 7 Republican senators, and 1 Liberal Republican senator (cites Wiki)

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 09:47 PM (/izzV)

416 I remember telling people on this very blog not to vote for Romney because the GOPe would take it as "they will literally vote for anyone with an R after their name"

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 09:47 PM (sKqQm)

417 My slightly senile dog is telling me to go to bed.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 03, 2026 09:47 PM (2ap+5)

418 Fuck Iran! Glad the mullahs got whacked.

Posted by: Rex B at November 03, 2026 09:46 PM (sdSI9)

The last time I checked the mullahs were still ruling Iran.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 09:47 PM (/OKHJ)

419 ok, do I open the red wine, or the black rum?
Posted by: barbarausa
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Rum. Always the rum.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2026 09:47 PM (41CYW)

420 So far Trump has given us Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Conehead-BarracksRat.

Iffy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 09:48 PM (qlLNh)

421 And yet it was his decision to attack Iran.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 03, 2026 09:42 PM

Alas, I cannot vote for him again.
----

If Trump would have used nukes on Iran it would have paused my thoughts for about 10...maybe 20...seconds. And then I would have ordered breakfast.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 09:48 PM (Cjcf6)

422 Keshia 'Crime Wave' Bottoms is the new Governor of Georgia. Wow?!?!

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 09:48 PM (Oy/m2)

423 354 Turns out the people moving to Texas, SC and NC do want to make those places look like the shitholes they made in NY and California…
Posted by: That Guy at November 03, 2026

I am thinking this more and more…add GA to the list.

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2026 09:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

424 >>It was. And not dumb nor random. But still ultimately wrong.

Go change your Tampon, bro.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 09:48 PM (/izzV)

425 Georgia has less to do with GOP voters not turning out than it does the extreme tribalism of every black voter in the state.

There are also a lot of rural towns that still believe in Blue Dog democrats for some really retarded reason.

Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2026 09:48 PM (oqH4h)

426 How nice of DDHQ to project that when the polls aren't even closed in a decent chunk of the country.

Gotta be first, who cares if people are still casting ballots.

Posted by: Sjg at November 03, 2026 09:48 PM (i8HNq)

427 Here's the KitchenAid review video, 1

Posted by: gp at November 03, 2026 09:48 PM (Jr5Lq)

428 Even Newsmax saying looking bad for Paxton. So Texas is going blue. Ben Had and Linus I guess you were wrong. But Geez Louise ..Talarico??
Posted by: AnnaS at November 03, 2026 09:45 PM (50/7d)

Hardly any red counties have reported. You’re seeing the big city votes; hardly surprising

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 03, 2026 09:48 PM (M+uMR)

429 I agree with crowder on his livestream:

We don't need to race for the Indian or Mexican vote. Thats the wrong takeaway if TX folds to Talarico or if the house or senate fall to the dems. We need candidates to deliver on their promises.

Also, can we try the GOP legislative leaders for treason sitting on their butts and not getting the SAVE Act passed? It is basically a shiv to all Americans, not ensuring our elections are secure.

Posted by: LizLem at November 03, 2026 09:48 PM (Toos7)

430 The last time I checked the mullahs were still ruling Iran.

--

Trump will take out the loses on them....

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 09:49 PM (AKptf)

431 We're about to see what can be accomplished when a real political party takes the reins of power.

Or alternatively...

The GOP is a useless pile of dogshit.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

It's not a political party. It's a crime syndicate. And yes, the GOPe is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 09:49 PM (8B4gm)

432 I may work less tomorrow and go punish some targets. Or practice my casting in the yard. I need practice in both.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 09:49 PM (89+KF)

433 Is Abbott winning?

Posted by: AnnaS at November 03, 2026 09:49 PM (50/7d)

434 >>Trump is not dumb and he is not random.
__
And yet it was his decision to attack Iran.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 03, 2026 09:42 PM (CWMF2)

I guess you'll feel better when Iran nukes us.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at November 03, 2026 09:49 PM (vSvIl)

435 Will they elect Hakeem as Speaker?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2026 09:49 PM (Cqx++)

436 Been booze free for almost a month.

Two fingers of Wild Turkey sounds damn good right now.

But I shall refrain. Mostly because I am in my PJs getting ready for bed.

I'm a bit worried about Prop 1 here in Idaho (baby murder ballot issue).

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at November 03, 2026 09:49 PM (0aYVJ)

437 Drunk already.

It’s not even 7pm. I am eating the weather channel.

🦦

Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 03, 2026 09:49 PM (yEz+x)

438
KitchenAide products. Engineered to fail quickly.

I bought an immersion blender.

It failed immediately. A piece of plastic shit.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq

================

My Braun immersion blender is great -- but it was manufactured a long time ago, probably been succeeded by lousy facsimiles.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 09:49 PM (mmrXZ)

439 "ok, do I open the red wine, or the black rum?"

duh.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 03, 2026 09:50 PM (GMWTj)

440 Here's the KitchenAid review video, 16 mins:
youtube.com/watch?v=zVGjoc998D0

Includes teardowns of failed units. Worth a watch if you plan to spend hundreds of dollars.

Posted by: gp at November 03, 2026 09:50 PM (Jr5Lq)

441 On the bright side, there will be fewer RINOs in Congress next term.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 09:50 PM (7w/AX)

442 I was ok with the McCain loss.

Romney was a gut punch.

Biden was worse.

IDK, I'm already accepting this.

Like, someone pointed out:
Progressivism ALREADY won. Think of all the normal, everyday positions we held barely 20 years ago; no gay marriage, no trannies, all the woke and DEI shit was the far left radical fringe.
And now we're just fighting to hold the line they've so far advanced to where all that is normal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 09:50 PM (3cUTc)

443 thanks scampydog--now, mix with ginger, or lime seltzer?

Posted by: barbarausa at November 03, 2026 09:50 PM (enw9G)

444 I believe the Congress of the United States stopped being a legislative body long ago. It's become the world's most exclusive club. People spends untold millions of dollars to join. Once in, you can settle scores, bilk the Treasury, get laid, get paid, help your friends get laid and paid, and work about 1 day a week.

Sweet gig. The peons can fuck all.

Posted by: Don Black at November 03, 2026 09:50 PM (ZxPkt)

445 and the sodomy.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 09:42 PM (7w/AX)

https://youtu.be/zXT_IOt81Xs

Naughty Zoot

Posted by: you really don't want to know at November 03, 2026 09:50 PM (mtytl)

446 Attacking Iran took balls and leadership, something lacking in practically every other "politician".

We also don't know fully "why" he did it except probably most of all that it needed to be done. We know for sure they are good friends with our enemies, the Democrats.

Here is why tonight may go badly:

1. Feckless lying slippery Republicans who hate their voters and no one rightly trusts
2. The Dems deployment of "affordability", an effective ruse after they inflated everything with the covid and Biden ops

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 09:50 PM (vE0+H)

447 MN has started reporting. Let the fuckery begin.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2026 09:50 PM (41CYW)

448 Texas...ugh. Talarico is taking Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio bigly: about 68% with 75% counted. Those rural counties have their work cut out for them.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at November 03, 2026 09:50 PM (wcyKn)

449 >>I am thinking this more and more…add GA to the list.

Eh, you can't blame everything on outsiders. You have your own share of dumb fucks in red states.

Ever been to Atlanta?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 09:50 PM (viF8m)

450 Shrimp
it's
Shrimp

Posted by: Braenyard

Or plate

Or plate of shrimp

Posted by: Harry Dean Miklos-Stanton at November 03, 2026 09:51 PM (FUMQC)

451 Win or lose, I really wish I could watch election results without stomach churning anxiety. (Would help if the results were all insta-reported and there's no drawn out drama... much like what seems to happen in UK elections).

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 03, 2026 09:51 PM (CY0Pe)

452 388 >>Honest question, is everyone frustrated with Trump right now a troll?
---

No, they may be butt dumb, a total retard or a communist.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 09:51 PM (vOxCS)

453 The issue with Iran is that Trump has largely dicked around, we're still dicking around.

But if the trajectory holds, the Donks will take control in January and everything just becomes a disaster and even more stupid.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2026 09:51 PM (XV/Pl)

454
Voters wanted a check on Trump

Posted by: Maroon at November 03, 2026 09:50 PM (iZHgT)

If you won't look to *Republicans* for why Republicans are losing, then you are looking in the wrong place. You won't listen but that's fine.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 09:51 PM (vE0+H)

455 450 >>I am thinking this more and more…add GA to the list.

Eh, you can't blame everything on outsiders. You have your own share of dumb fucks in red states.

Ever been to Atlanta?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 09:50 PM (viF8m)

The population in GA has grown materially and shifted to majority non-white. If it continued trending this way it'll be another CA in a couple decades.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 03, 2026 09:52 PM (okun6)

456 Go change your Tampon, bro.
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 09:48 PM (/izzV)

Sure.

But tell me: was it worth it? Hard to say. Like I said, maybe we owe Trump our very lives because he stopped Iran from dropping a nuke on NYC in June like they planned to (I made that up). That could be a fair trade for Senator Annie Andrews or whatever.

But we don't know that. I remember in 2002 I had a blog and I made the passionate case that Iran was going to nuke us because they could have one any day now.

That was almost a quarter century ago.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 09:52 PM (NlEaG)

457 Well, they will certainly vote for an impeachment of Trump, but can't get the Senate to vote for removal.

Actually, the GOP should start pushing right now how dumb that is.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 03, 2026 09:52 PM (GMWTj)

458 Is Abbott winning?
Posted by: AnnaS

is Abbot on First?

Posted by: Bud Costello at November 03, 2026 09:52 PM (FUMQC)

459 I wish I had had the nerve to stay short all evening. Left mucho dinero on the table.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 09:52 PM (7w/AX)

460 The DNC is getting covert DSA now, if they can pull off flipping any of the legislature, we will get blatant in your face DSA. And the voters will get communist sharia law good and hard soon enough.
—-

It we sane people will get it too

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 03, 2026 09:52 PM (nGraA)

461 Like, someone pointed out:
Progressivism ALREADY won. Think of all the normal, everyday positions we held barely 20 years ago; no gay marriage, no trannies, all the woke and DEI shit was the far left radical fringe.

Obama's re-election campaign in 2012 would be called far right nowadays by the FNM...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 09:53 PM (sKqQm)

462 Okay, those of you that confidently predicted keeping the House, turn in your prediction caps.

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 03, 2026 09:53 PM (AZDyS)

463 > The last time I checked the mullahs were still ruling Iran.

----

Iran can't be killed. That shit will still be going long after Trump goes home.

IMO

Posted by: Don Black at November 03, 2026 09:53 PM (ZxPkt)

464 "The GOP is a useless pile of dogshit."

Ahhh....

Kreplach, where did you run off to?

Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 03, 2026 09:53 PM (5Op5D)

465 Will they elect Hakeem as Speaker?
----

They won't have the chance.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 09:53 PM (Cjcf6)

466 now, mix with ginger, or lime seltzer?
Posted by: barbarausa
---------
This may be the first time that the AoSHQ embracing the word "and" is not in play. Dealer's choice.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2026 09:53 PM (41CYW)

467 310 Maybe I should just let the cancer win.....

Hello, Horde -
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 03, 2026 09:33 PM (SRRAx)

Don't even joke about that!!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at November 03, 2026 09:54 PM (QGaXH)

468 Maybe, just maybe, Trump thought that avoiding a smoldering, glass-filled crater where Manhattan used to be was worth the risk of an election setback?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 09:54 PM (qlLNh)

469 I'm frustrated with Trump's enemies not Trump.

Posted by: you really don't want to know at November 03, 2026 09:54 PM (mtytl)

470 Is it just me or are so many news websites absolutely dogshit tonight?

Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2026 09:54 PM (cJwDx)

471 Oglebay,
I have the Magic Mill mixer, which is made in Sweden. Over 20 years and counting. Handles 14 cups of flour routinely, so I can make 4 loaves of bread at a time. Has a kneading arm that is shaped in knuckles like a fist.

I recommend it highly.

Posted by: Wenda at November 03, 2026 09:54 PM (bBnVr)

472 Trump is still the President for the next 2 years. Just saying. Regan lost the Senate in '86 and never had the House.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 09:55 PM (AKptf)

473 Maybe, just maybe, Trump thought that avoiding a smoldering, glass-filled crater where Manhattan used to be was worth the risk of an election setback?
--
How would losing Manhattan hurt America?

It would only make the country stronger.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 09:55 PM (3cUTc)

474 Colorado hasn't been called. Mark Baisley (R) could still pull it out against Hickenlooper.

Posted by: 88C+u at November 03, 2026 09:55 PM (88C+u)

475
Like, someone pointed out:
Progressivism ALREADY won.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

=================

I'm not that blackpilled. I'm looking forward to the next two years with Trump knowing it's all he's got.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 09:55 PM (mmrXZ)

476 Same agenda, just a little different way to move it along.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 09:55 PM (AKptf)

477 412 I love how 270towin had Texas leaning blue now its "neutral." With all the rural counties waiting to be counted.

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard
----

Thing about Tex as is, it's big and there many, many sub-sub urbans and rural counties. People in those counties avoid big cities like the plague.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 09:56 PM (vOxCS)

478 trying not to get stumbling drunk is the issue for me tonight. too much to do tomorrow with a hangover. maybe I'll alternate, and see which one makes me want another in too short a time

Posted by: barbarausa at November 03, 2026 09:56 PM (enw9G)

479 Obama's re-election campaign in 2012 would be called far right nowadays by the FNM...
--
Bill Clinton's platform would be literally Hitler.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 09:56 PM (3cUTc)

480 469 Maybe, just maybe, Trump thought that avoiding a smoldering, glass-filled crater where Manhattan used to be was worth the risk of an election setback?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 09:54 PM (qlLNh)

Again if that's the case then sure GIVE US SENATOR TALARICO! by all means.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 09:56 PM (NlEaG)

481 “The Dems deployment of "affordability", an effective ruse after they inflated everything with the covid and Biden ops”

Sure. But it’s effective because shit does not seem any better now than when Biden left.

Gas prices here are *HIGHER* than when Biden left office. Almost everything costs more. The affordability thing is a real issue. I know a bunch of you are poo pooing that. But it’s a problem and the republicans just whistled past the graveyard on it

Posted by: Gman at November 03, 2026 09:57 PM (hlGuX)

482 Urban vs Rural

Posted by: davidt at November 03, 2026 09:57 PM (Q+gd/)

483 @473

>>Trump is still the President for the next 2 years. Just saying. Regan lost the Senate in '86 and never had the House.

The difference is the Democrats weren't complete f****g lunatics during Reagan.

They are out and out socialists and fascists now.

And that's not something you want to contend with.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2026 09:57 PM (XV/Pl)

484 471 Is it just me or are so many news websites absolutely dogshit tonight?
Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2026 09:54 PM (cJwDx)

Why watch them - you can watch the returns just by googling (not pitching google, but there's is so easy to find and use) - they have a box that updates everything so you get peace and quiet...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 03, 2026 09:57 PM (Gb7+b)

485 The only thing I would say I was reasonably confident in was that Sayed will be dragged over the finish line by hook or crook. I believe(d) that he was the lynchpin in the latest op they are dropping on the country. But I'm happy to say maybe he's just an Overton Window move and test, I don't know.

No way in hell did I ever see R's losing the Senate but I certainly believe they deserve to.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 09:57 PM (vE0+H)

486 I think the Democrats should consider changing their name to Islamic Luddite Marxists, the ILM. Lord only knows why the late middle aged Karens think they have a home with the ILM.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 09:57 PM (bUohG)

487 "Iran can't be killed. That shit will still be going long after Trump goes home."

There is a belief in Islam that at one point, there will only be 5,000 muslims left. So they can accept well over a billion deaths of Believers before there is any cause for concern.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 03, 2026 09:57 PM (GMWTj)

488 In 2012, Obama ran as Trump against that Bain-Capital neocon who wanted troops in Syria.

Posted by: 88C+u at November 03, 2026 09:57 PM (88C+u)

489 The voters always get what they vote for, sometimes good and hard.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 09:58 PM (7w/AX)

490 >>But tell me: was it worth it?

Worth what? Obama lost a huge number of House and Senate members not to mention state races around the country during his term.

Was that worth it to push leftist policies around the country? Or does it only matter when it happens to Republicans?

This happens ever frigging midterm. The party out of power wins.

Yea, what Trump has done in the last 2 years was absolutely worth it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 09:58 PM (viF8m)

491 Trump is still the President for the next 2 years. Just saying. Regan lost the Senate in '86 and never had the House.
---
Not one of those Dem Senators would be allowed in today's Dem Party.
And maybe 10 of the House Dems.

We just have no idea how far to the left this country has slipped.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 09:58 PM (3cUTc)

492 I read they called Texas for talarico
Dear God please tell me that is not true

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 03, 2026 09:58 PM (nGraA)

493 I tried to warn all the morons about MeAgain Kelly.

She already threw a bitchfit and ran off to MSDNC when Trump said 'mean things' about her 10 years ago.

She's a fucking Democrat. Why did people let her come back and claim she's a conservative after pulling that shit?

Posted by: DudeAbiding at November 03, 2026 09:58 PM (lCHt6)

494 Is Abbott winning?
Posted by: AnnaS at November 03, 2026 09:49 PM (50/7d)
******
No

Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2026 09:58 PM (wzaBj)

495 > Iran can't be killed. That shit will still be going long after Trump goes home.

Posted by: Don Black at November 03, 2026 09:53 PM (ZxPkt)

They can ululate 24/7 like a pack of special-needs howler monkeys and pray for their Holy Sodomite to emerge from the sacred well and see his shadow, thus presaging another 600 years of barbarity.

I don't really give a shit, as long as they don't have nukes.

The only other cudgel they have is oil, and Trump's got us pretty far down the road of not being dependent on foreign supplies. More work needed there, but we're in a far better position than when he first took office.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 09:58 PM (qlLNh)

496 Even Newsmax saying looking bad for Paxton. So Texas is going blue. Ben Had and Linus I guess you were wrong. But Geez Louise ..Talarico??
Posted by: AnnaS at November 03, 2026 09:45 PM (50/7d)

The gay furry communist versus the guy with the really weird looking lazy eye.

Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2026 09:59 PM (cJwDx)

497 There is a belief in Islam that at one point, there will only be 5,000 muslims left. So they can accept well over a billion deaths of Believers before there is any cause for concern.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 03, 2026 09:57 PM (GMWTj)

Score one for the Muslims against Christianity. Christians accept the Revelation that 144,000 Christians will be left. Chances are higher for Christians.
Jews got 'em both beat, since there are more than 144,000 Jews on Earth.

Posted by: 88C+u at November 03, 2026 09:59 PM (88C+u)

498 "Yea, what Trump has done in the last 2 years was absolutely worth it.
Posted by: JackStraw"

Agreed. And now the GOP will squander it.

Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 09:59 PM (MWfyi)

499 I check back in on the ONT...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 09:59 PM (2GVsD)

500 Christians v Muslims I meant. should have spent time proofing that.

Posted by: 88C+u at November 03, 2026 10:00 PM (88C+u)

501 read they called Texas for talarico
Dear God please tell me that is not true
Posted by: Gonzotx at November 03, 2026 09:58 PM (nGraA)
********
I believe he will win

Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2026 10:00 PM (wzaBj)

502 > GIVE US SENATOR TALARICO!

How about "no"?

Does "no" work for you?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 10:00 PM (qlLNh)

503 It's not just you, Robert.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at November 03, 2026 10:00 PM (3ImbR)

504 Yea, what Trump has done in the last 2 years was absolutely worth it.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 09:58 PM (viF8m)

100% agree. I'm disappointed, but this seems to be the country's nature, to whipsaw back and forth.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at November 03, 2026 10:01 PM (qe/ik)

505 Hopefully, Hustad (R) in Ohio can squeak out the win. He's closed the gap to 1.35% with 70% of the vote counted.

I'm worried about Kansas, Iowa, and Nebraska right now. I hope that those rather large margins that the Evil party has right now evaporate.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 03, 2026 10:01 PM (QXsxd)

506 All my H1B neighbors are for democrats. I guess they are not supposed to be voting right?

Posted by: AnnaS at November 03, 2026 10:01 PM (X5pwk)

507 >>Agreed. And now the GOP will squander it.

They aren't getting through. Trump will veto all of their shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 10:01 PM (viF8m)

508 Paxton is a one eye'd pirate, asshoe.
He's got a laser mounted in his other one.
Watch out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 10:01 PM (vOxCS)

509 All of the correct candidates are winning in Oklahoma.

Posted by: Crusader at November 03, 2026 10:01 PM (Cjcf6)

510 It would be funny if all the major networks wishcast and call Texas as blue, the rural counties save the day and vote red and keep it red. And then the major networks accuse the right of election fraud in TX.

Posted by: LizLem at November 03, 2026 10:02 PM (Toos7)

511 Thune is probably laughing his ass off

Posted by: 496 at November 03, 2026 10:02 PM (hQ2i5)

512 Nood

Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 10:02 PM (enNUy)

513 I read they called Texas for talarico
Dear God please tell me that is not true
Posted by: Gonzotx

There are still lots of rural votes to count, but Talarico has won around 65%-68% of the vote (75% counted) in Dallas, Fort Worth, Austin, Houston, and San Antonio. Unless cows and oil rigs are voting that is an uphill margin to overcome.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at November 03, 2026 10:02 PM (wcyKn)

514
So ass bottom won in Georgia??

Good luck Georgia, you are fucked.

Posted by: four seasons at November 03, 2026 10:02 PM (/QHx4)

515 "Posted by: AOS Cope

How does it feel to stalk someone who will never see you stalking him?

Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 03, 2026 10:02 PM (5Op5D)

516 Nood ONT

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at November 03, 2026 10:02 PM (vSvIl)

517 Election night ONT

Posted by: Rex B at November 03, 2026 10:02 PM (sdSI9)

518 Daily Mail- "GOP set to lose the House in midterms 'massacre' as country turns on Trump"

Posted by: redridinghood at November 03, 2026 10:03 PM (wzaBj)

519 494 Is Abbott winning?
Posted by: AnnaS at November 03, 2026 09:49 PM (50/7d)
******
No

Posted by: redridinghood
-----

Are the Democrats cheating?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 10:04 PM (vOxCS)

520 490 >>But tell me: was it worth it?

Worth what? Obama lost a huge number of House and Senate members not to mention state races around the country during his term.

Was that worth it to push leftist policies around the country? Or does it only matter when it happens to Republicans?

This happens ever frigging midterm. The party out of power wins.

Yea, what Trump has done in the last 2 years was absolutely worth it.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 09:58 PM (viF8m)

Specifically: the war with Iran - was it worth the loss of the House and likely the Senate? Obama's policies are still with us. Trump's progress on the border won't survive till the end of his own Presidency.

Can we lay the blame entirely on the war with Iran? The math is pretty straightforward, Iran war leads to gas prices up 30% leads to electoral smashing. I mean sure the Republican Senate did not give Republican voters to come out and fight for them. The Republican House hasn't even been in session for a couple of months.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 03, 2026 10:04 PM (NlEaG)

521 >>100% agree. I'm disappointed, but this seems to be the country's nature, to whipsaw back and forth.

Always been this way.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 10:05 PM (viF8m)

522 "They aren't getting through. Trump will veto all of their shit.
Posted by: JackStraw"

It will outlast PDT. He's going to make some more waves and will be done. I have no optimism for the future of the USA. You are crazy if you think Rubio can overcome a insane corrupt majority populace.

Posted by: fd at November 03, 2026 10:06 PM (MWfyi)

523 448 Texas...ugh. Talarico is taking Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio bigly: about 68% with 75% counted. Those rural counties have their work cut out for them.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions
---

That was to be expected. No surprise.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 10:06 PM (vOxCS)

524 WI Gov race, 40% of vote in, (d) leading by 13%

Posted by: davidt at November 03, 2026 10:07 PM (Q+gd/)

525 "The difference is the Democrats weren't complete f****g lunatics during Reagan."

That's true - the Speaker of the House, Tip O'Neil, used to occasionally drop by the White House on Friday afternoons to quaff a couple with Reagan.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 03, 2026 10:07 PM (GMWTj)

526 Do the dems kill the filibuster if they control the senate?

Posted by: Goatweed at November 03, 2026 10:08 PM (jK3NL)

527 There are still lots of rural votes to count, but Talarico has won around 65%-68% of the vote (75% counted) in Dallas, Fort Worth, Austin, Houston, and San Antonio. Unless cows and oil rigs are voting that is an uphill margin to overcome.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at November 03, 2026 10:02 PM

This is from NBCNews website:

About the Remaining Vote
Ken Paxton would need to win 61.1% of the remaining vote to catch or overtake James Talarico, who leads.

They are showing 55% counted and Talarico leads by about 1.1 million votes.

They are estimating 4.657 million votes left to count.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 03, 2026 10:08 PM (P5BPp)

528 ”Fairly certain the Senate did confirm some Trump nominees, which is an important function.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at November 03, 2026 09:39 PM (jIGh3)"

Senate has been abysmal about backing judges and us attorneys. We don't need "some" appointments, we need ALL the appointments.

When this all spirals into a dumpster fire of balkanesque boodshed - and it will - some of the GOP's share of blame will fall on Trump trying to preserve the idea of a republic that stopped existing decades ago and failing to sufficiently crack down on vote fraud, but most of it will be the GOP being useless backstabbing twats as usual.

At least Trump tried, though. I have never expected him to succeed and have been saying the republic is obviously done since 2016. A GOP sweep today would not have changed that opinion. He has done signifigantly better running the WH this time around, but it is deck chairs on the titanic.

Re: Iran, PDT trusted the pentagon way too much and got suckered. Most of those shitbags lacked the intent, or the capability, or BOTH, to fight competently. I am straight up embarrassed to have been part of my branch.

Posted by: heya at November 03, 2026 10:09 PM (G5zYf)

529 Do the dems kill the filibuster if they control the senate?

Posted by: Goatweed at November 03, 2026 10:08 PM (jK3NL)

Without question.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, preparing for The Reckoning at November 03, 2026 10:09 PM (F+ElR)

530 Is Abbott really losing? Someone up thread said he was. I can’t seem to hear anything on tv.

Posted by: AnnaS at November 03, 2026 10:11 PM (WdMlw)

531 11 days until 98%. let that fucking math sink in

11. days. until. 98. percent. enrichment

Daylight sheeple time is nothing other than blind conformity. a symptom of the disease. Need more daylight? get out of fucking bed

now then. A show of hands. Who thought they were going to vote their way out of this

simps

Posted by: what the cat drug in at November 03, 2026 10:13 PM (jrgJz)

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