Hillary Clinton's Chief Conspiracy Theorist Marc Elias Receives DOJ Letter Informing Him He Is a CRIMINAL TARGET<br><i>20 Other Democrat Criminals Targeted</i>

Hillary Clinton's Chief Conspiracy Theorist Marc Elias Receives DOJ Letter Informing Him He Is a CRIMINAL TARGET
20 Other Democrat Criminals Targeted

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
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🚨 WOW! MARC ELIAS reportedly just got a CRIMINAL TARGET LETTER after his firm was involved in cheating Alaska's elections with the fake Dan Sullivan
That's in addition to nearly 20 OTHER DEMOCRATS receiving the same letter.
CHARGES POSSIBLE: Donor fraud and conspiracy
It's clear that AG Todd Blanche is NOT letting this go 🔥
Trump is not going to let Alaska's Senate seat be stolen.

The Researcher
@listen_2learn
The bigger revelation from the Alaska episode isn't just that a decoy candidate was recruited. It's that lawyers from Marc Elias's law firm who were apparently involved in the scheme were also involved in the subsequent lawsuits aimed at challenging or suppressing the fallout.
I think the overlap between those orchestrating the operation and those litigating its aftermath deserves far more scrutiny than it's receiving.

Hans Mahncke
@HansMahncke
Because nobody was ever held accountable for Russiagate, the original lawfare operation, the whole machinery has only grown more brazen and sophisticated.
Marc Elias used the fake Steele dossier to push Russia collusion smears. In Alaska, his firm has taken the same playbook a step further, engineering a dirty trick and then turning to the courts to protect the result of that scheme.
Imagine Elias commissioning the Steele dossier and then marching straight into court, waving it around as evidence and demanding that a judge give legal force to the lies he had manufactured (back then, he used the FBI for that purpose, but now he simply cuts out the middleman and does it himself).
That's what happens when nobody is ever held accountable. They learn that there is no price to pay, so they keep escalating, growing bolder and more ruthless with every operation. And why wouldn't they? They've been taught that they can get away with anything.

I linked part of this recap by Jonathan Turley in the last post, but it belongs here:

Elias was the general counsel to the Clinton presidential campaign when it secretly funded the infamous Steele Dossier and pushed the false Alfa Bank conspiracy theory. (His fellow Perkins Coie partner, Michael Sussmann, was later indicted but acquitted for making a false statement to the FBI.)
Clinton campaign officials lied to reporters during the 2016 campaign, denying any involvement in the Steele Dossier. Journalists discovered the truth after the election -- that the Clinton campaign had hidden payments for the dossier as "legal fees" among the $5.6 million paid to Perkins Coie. New York Times reporter Ken Vogel said that when he tried to report the story, Elias "pushed back vigorously, saying 'You (or your sources) are wrong.'"
Times reporter Maggie Haberman later observed that "Folks involved in funding this lied about it, and with sanctimony, for a year." The Federal Election Commission ultimately sanctioned the Clinton campaign for the subterfuge.
While raising money as the self-proclaimed defenders of democracy, Elias's group has been involved in gerrymandering and efforts criticized as seeking to invalidate Republican votes, including unsuccessful efforts to challenge Democratic electoral losses.
...
Now, Elias's group is linked to the decoy scandal in Alaska, which allegedly aimed to make voters cast mistaken ballots. What distinguishes lawyers involved in this type of voter disruption is less their talent as their willingness. There are simply some things that most lawyers will not do.

🚨 WOW! MARC ELIAS reportedly just got a CRIMINAL TARGET LETTER after his firm was involved in cheating Alaska's elections with the fake Dan Sullivan
That's in addition to nearly 20 OTHER DEMOCRATS receiving the same letter.
CHARGES POSSIBLE: Donor fraud and conspiracy
It's clear that AG Todd Blanche is NOT letting this go 🔥
Trump is not going to let Alaska's Senate seat be stolen.
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) November 3, 2026

Marc Elias is losing his mind after being exposed for his role in the Dan Sullivan sham in Alaska. 🤣
Oddly he doesn’t mention any of that.
"Donald Trump hates me… We are not going to make it through the next 2 years."
He then threatens political weaponization against the admin. Tick-tock, Marc. ⚖️
— Erikaaa (@ErikaCA47) October 30, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM

Comments

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1 Uep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 04:30 PM (8B4gm)

2 Trump hates him? Funny coincidence, so do I!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 04:31 PM (N3b7w)

3 Hillary Clinton's Chief Conspiracy Theorist Marc Elias Receives DOJ Letter Informing Him He Is a CRIMINAL TARGET

Good. Now if they can convict him and imprison him for a very, very long time.

I'm not holding my breath...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 04:31 PM (l3cgK)

4 Well that sucks...

Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at November 03, 2026 04:31 PM (lLeLE)

5 This is just more Trump weaponizing the DOJ against upstanding members of the Democrat party.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 04:32 PM (YZ0Fo)

6 Nood'd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 04:32 PM (8B4gm)

7 Like that English guy said...

"Oh no! Anyway..."

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:32 PM (qTZfs)

8 "Donald Trump hates me� We are not going to make it through the next 2 years."

This is what you call "A good start."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 04:32 PM (l3cgK)

9 Nelson Muntz ha ha!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 04:32 PM (Z5RpS)

10 5 This is just more Trump weaponizing the DOJ against upstanding members of the Democrat party.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 04:32 PM (YZ0Fo)

That's impossible; there ARE no upstanding members of the Dems...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 04:33 PM (l3cgK)

11 Make him a Target on the 1000 Yard Range.

Then we can talk.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 04:33 PM (/izzV)

12 8 "Donald Trump hates me� We are not going to make it through the next 2 years."

This is what you call "A good start."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 04:32 PM (l3cgK)

------

Yes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 03, 2026 04:33 PM (iOpI2)

13 I would bet any amount of money that Marc Elias has CP on a hard drive somewhere. What a creep.

Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2026 04:33 PM (oqH4h)

14 Donald Trump hates me… We are not going to make it through the next 2 years."

I do, too. I hope you get fed through a chipper

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 04:33 PM (8B4gm)

15 NTSB today said they found parts of the LearJet 60's tail 1.3 miles from the crash site.

In flight break up. Now to figure out what caused it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 04:34 PM (2GVsD)

16 In before the "Nothing Will Happen" guy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 04:34 PM (9/MK9)

17 The secret about Elias is that he's actually been really bad at his job since 2020.

He succeeded in 2020 because everyone just did what he asked from state supreme courts down to election workers, all while the RNC just said, "Yeah, we'll totally fight this later. Here's one lawyer to counter him. See you in 6 months."

His cunning but has a long string of failures. If he gets arrested and charged because of this dumb as fuck Sullivan gambit, it'll be a fitting end, especially if it doesn't work.

The ballots apparently label the real Sullivan as incumbent, and even if you intend to vote GOP and are still confused, you're more likely to have the two 1st and 2nd choices in the RCV process, meaning that any errant bad Sullivan votes will end up going to the real Sullivan anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:34 PM (IGotw)

18 I do, too. I hope you get fed through a chipper

***

Feet first, of course.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:34 PM (qTZfs)

19 Donald Trump hates me
.....

Sucks to be you.

Posted by: wth at November 03, 2026 04:35 PM (UjdFS)

20 Marc, Trump has good reason to hate you.

You sought to maliciously put an innocent man in jail.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 04:35 PM (2GVsD)

21
Democrat "shenanigans" which break the law violate people's voting civil rights need to go to jail.

If this is the beginning of that...Good!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 03, 2026 04:35 PM (YSUhf)

22 >>The ballots apparently label the real Sullivan as incumbent, and even if you intend to vote GOP and are still confused, you're more likely to have the two 1st and 2nd choices in the RCV process, meaning that any errant bad Sullivan votes will end up going to the real Sullivan anyway.

It would be absolute cinema to see this gambit thwarted by their previous gambit of Ranked Voting.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 04:36 PM (/izzV)

23 OT - Good thing he didn't listen to the operator: from the CA Post.
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In the bone-chilling minute-long recording, Kaylub Gianmarco urgently warns a dispatcher that there is “someone with a gun” at his daughter’s school, Silver Trail Elementary, on Oct. 15, according to audio released Tuesday.

“I have a gun and I will shoot them right now,” said Giamanco, who was driving home for lunch. The operator pleads with him to stay put, imploring: “Don’t do anything, let me get an officer there.”

Gianmarco says he will not wait: “I’m about to go kill this kid.” Moments later, Gianmarco reports that the shooter is breaching the building.

When the dispatcher asks if shots are being fired, Gianmarco says yes. The operator attempts to press for more details, but the call abruptly cuts off.

Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 04:36 PM (kX27y)

24 Has Fox called Arizona yet??

Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2026 04:36 PM (Gqar8)

25 It would be absolute cinema to see this gambit thwarted by their previous gambit of Ranked Voting.

***

It moved.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:36 PM (qTZfs)

26 Ideally this jackwagon will wind up doing hard time.

At a minimum, can we at least hope he gets disbarred?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 04:36 PM (qlLNh)

27 22 It would be absolute cinema to see this gambit thwarted by their previous gambit of Ranked Voting.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 04:36 PM (/izzV)

========

People seem to assume that RCV is going to be voted out (it's on the ballot this year again). So, the last gasp of RCV is that it backfires.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:36 PM (IGotw)

28 Does Alaska have a butterfly ballot and hanging chads?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 04:36 PM (2GVsD)

29 I would like to say Marc Elias is pond scum but I don't want to offend pond scum.

Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 04:37 PM (Oy/m2)

30 I have never seen this Soy-Filled Faggot, before.

He fits the phenotype.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 04:37 PM (/izzV)

31 Anyone want pizza! Comet pizza has a BOGO...buy one cheese pizza get a 2nd one free!

Hurry while supplies last!

Posted by: John Podesta, Spirit Cook and Pizza Chef at November 03, 2026 04:37 PM (hXOa5)

32 The way to vote in AK is :
1) Dan Sullivan incumbent
2) the other Republican
3) decoy Dan

Leave peltola completely off the ballot

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 04:37 PM (YZ0Fo)

33 I really wouldn't mind of something bad happened to Elias. I know, every man's death diminishes me, but definitely some more than others.

Posted by: spongeworthy at November 03, 2026 04:37 PM (sLLbN)

34 NTSB today said they found parts of the LearJet 60's tail 1.3 miles from the crash site.

In flight break up. Now to figure out what caused it.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Ice, ice baby
Ice, ice baby
Alright stop, collaborate and listen

Ice, ice baby

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 04:37 PM (9/MK9)

35 This is just more Trump weaponizing the DOJ against upstanding members of the Democrat party.

And it proves that Trump is an anti-Semite by going after Marc Elias!

Posted by: Community Notes at November 03, 2026 04:37 PM (PVBkQ)

36 "Donald Trump hates me� We are not going to make it through the next 2 years."

I'm sure he's also not particularly fond of fermenting piles of excrement, but I repeat myself.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2026 04:37 PM (Riz8t)

37 I would like to say Marc Elias is pond scum but I don't want to offend pond scum.
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026

***
I am not a biologist. But I presume pond scum has some function.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 04:37 PM (56Qyq)

38 Garret

It would make Death of Stalin look like a boring documentary.

Cue up Yakkity Sax.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 04:37 PM (2GVsD)

39 Will this make it difference at this point? Am i being a Debbie downer always pointing out that these actions seem too late?

Posted by: Unkaren at November 03, 2026 04:37 PM (m6fGY)

40 I have never seen this Soy-Filled Faggot, before.

***

So, he gets filled from both ends?

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:38 PM (qTZfs)

41
In flight break up. Now to figure out what caused it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 04:34 PM (2GVsD)
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The jet went into overspeed and the force ripped off the stabilizer/elevator and after that, no hope for any kind of recovery.

Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 04:38 PM (kX27y)

42 @newscientist
Analysis of the hair and fingernails of eight mummified Inca children reveals that they were given cocaine and alcohol prior to being sacrificed high on Andean mountain peaks

Imagine a religion revolving around grooming little kids.
Good thing we don't have that here.

Posted by: this comment is about the UK at November 03, 2026 04:39 PM (88C+u)

43
If he has nothing to hide, why worry?
Oh, and nobody is above the law. So we're always told.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2026 04:39 PM (qBdHI)

44 Can of Spam at the bottom of the Mariannas Trench >>> Marc Elias.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 04:39 PM (2GVsD)

45 39 Will this make it difference at this point? Am i being a Debbie downer always pointing out that these actions seem too late?
Posted by: Unkaren at November 03, 2026 04:37 PM (m6fGY)

Yes and Yes. But it is okay this is the HQ and you are not alone.

Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar8)

46 What exactly does "criminal target" mean?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 03, 2026 04:39 PM (I43vL)

47 And it proves that Trump is an anti-Semite by going after Marc Elias!

***

While also being an Israeli asset!

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:39 PM (qTZfs)

48 “ So do not fear, for I am with you;
do not be dismayed, for I am your God.
I will strengthen you and help you;
I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.”

Isaiah 41:10

Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2026 04:39 PM (IfQzb)

49 42 @newscientist
Analysis of the hair and fingernails of eight mummified Inca children reveals that they were given cocaine and alcohol prior to being sacrificed high on Andean mountain peaks

Imagine a religion revolving around grooming little kids.
Good thing we don't have that here.

Posted by: this comment is about the UK at November 03, 2026 04:39 PM (88C+u)

========

Cortez was a bad man for stopping indigenous practices.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:39 PM (IGotw)

50 Feet first, of course.
Posted by: Jetto

It is known.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 04:40 PM (8B4gm)

51 Garrett, did you happen to notice the motorized tracked winter clogs Tonka has available?

https://tinyurl.com/2h6k7ry2

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2026 04:40 PM (ALmBW)

52 What exactly does "criminal target" mean?

***

"Go ahead, make my day."

Hopefully.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:40 PM (qTZfs)

53 Can of Spam at the bottom of the Mariannas Trench >>> Marc Elias.

--

Kraft Cinnamon Roll Mac and Cheese >>> Mark Elias

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2026 04:40 PM (qBdHI)

54 "Donald Trump hates me! - You earned that, sport.

We are not going to make it through the next 2 years." - Well, you might not. Again, you earned that. Reaping and sowing, etc.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 03, 2026 04:40 PM (sAmhv)

55
This may have a chilling effect on the universal right of ballot manipulation!

Posted by: Auspex at November 03, 2026 04:40 PM (Y8DZL)

56 I'm cautiously hopeful that SOMETHING may happen.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 03, 2026 04:41 PM (N1tpc)

57 Given the level of stakes up for grabs when one cheats to affect an election outcome, I'm a bit surprised someone on the patriot side hasn't tried to erase the influence of the bad actors on the left.

(you know, adopted the same tactics as the left has been using for decades now)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2026 04:41 PM (iqv62)

58 Don’t worry, spaz. Lots of people hate you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 03, 2026 04:41 PM (/CA5y)

59 Kraft Cinnamon Roll Mac and Cheese

***

I... Wait. What?

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:41 PM (qTZfs)

60 Why is everybody always pickin' on me?

Posted by: Hillary! Rodham Clinton at November 03, 2026 04:41 PM (0sNs1)

61 As a Dan Sullivan, I voted 15 times here in California.

I wrote in "Dan Sullivan" in every race.

Posted by: zombie at November 03, 2026 04:41 PM (HD2n/)

62 Cortez was a hero. Elias is scum or the lowest order.

Posted by: I Rate' Em at November 03, 2026 04:41 PM (nTEbM)

63 I saw Soy-Filled Faggot open up for Gay Bikers on Acid at The Stud in '08.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at November 03, 2026 04:41 PM (9ZFZd)

64 Well, the Inca practices weren't stopped by the Pizarros who took Peru. Those guys just wanted the gold. Those practices got stopped by the Church.
If Cortez had taken Peru, it might have gone better.

Posted by: 88C+u at November 03, 2026 04:41 PM (88C+u)

65 We voted today.Turnout is enormous. Portentous.

Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2026 04:41 PM (Gqar8)

66 Oh Hillary.

I've been working on personal projects some involving US history. You'd think Hillary, Bill, Obama may be the worst ever in US politics.

But the last 250 years weren't exactly cakewalks.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 04:42 PM (Sco7b)

67 Pumpkin Spice anything >>> Marc Elias.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 04:42 PM (2GVsD)

68 57 Given the level of stakes up for grabs when one cheats to affect an election outcome, I'm a bit surprised someone on the patriot side hasn't tried to erase the influence of the bad actors on the left.

(you know, adopted the same tactics as the left has been using for decades now)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2026 04:41 PM (iqv62)

It takes people. Unions, particularly government unions in cities, are an easy source of labor for it.

Ballot harvesting has been copied though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 03, 2026 04:42 PM (okun6)

69 A pink-haired Boomer tried to get me to take a blue sample ballot, so I hit her with, “Oh, no thank you: my husband already told me how to vote.” Gonna be riding that high all day

http://tiny.cc/ee3d101

Nice.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 04:42 PM (mkw2N)

70
I saw Soy-Filled Faggot warm up the crowd for James Talarico at Texas A&M's Half-Time Show at Kyle Field last week.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 03, 2026 04:42 PM (YSUhf)

71 Marc is always on X touting all his W-L record against Trump at the trial level.

And I'm like:
1) you shouldn't lose any as you're on your home court with a referee wearing your team's jersey and throwing punches at the other team.
2) and what's your record on appeal?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 04:43 PM (3cUTc)

72 Analysis of the hair and fingernails of eight mummified Inca children reveals that they were given cocaine and alcohol prior to being sacrificed high on Andean mountain peaks

Imagine a religion revolving around grooming little kids.
Good thing we don't have that here.

Posted by: this comment is about the UK at November 03, 2026

***
Incas: sacrificing children
Carthaginians: sacrificing children
Dems: sacrificing children (in a slightly different way)

Two of these three "cultures" are now gone. May we hope for a third such disappearance?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 04:43 PM (56Qyq)

73 >> “Oh, no thank you: my husband already told me how to vote.” Gonna be riding that high all day

Well done, indeed.

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 04:43 PM (/izzV)

74 that said, if we had a Pope worth the name, I'd support his crusade against the groomers in Blighty.

Posted by: 88C+u at November 03, 2026 04:43 PM (88C+u)

75 Pumpkin Spice anything >>> Marc Elias.
Posted by: Anna Puma at

Braums pumpkin ice cream, yummmmmmmmmm

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 04:43 PM (YZ0Fo)

76 Cortez was a bad man for stopping indigenous practices.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson

He stole indigenous peoples lands!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2026 04:43 PM (iqv62)

77 > Pumpkin Spice anything >>> Marc Elias.

I don't care if it makes me basic, I like pumpkin spice flavor.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 04:43 PM (mkw2N)

78 I saw Soy-Filled Faggot open up for Gay Bikers on Acid at The Stud in '08.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at November 03, 2026 04:41 PM (9ZFZd)

Did they serve Kalshi?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 04:43 PM (Z5RpS)

79 I wonder if the Mental Mongolian also huffs Himalayan bath salts?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 04:43 PM (2GVsD)

80 It would be a riot if incumbent Dan Sullivan wins and Elias gets convicted.
I believe Elias qualifies for what JJ calls a self gassing Jew

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 04:43 PM (cfGMy)

81 Wouldn't it be funny if the fake Dan Sullivan actually ended up WINNING, but then went into hiding and never appeared in the Senate to be sworn in, so the (Republican) governor gets to appoint a a substitute to take his place -- and he nominates the REAL Dan Sullivan?

Posted by: zombie at November 03, 2026 04:43 PM (HD2n/)

82 Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:41 PM (qTZfs)

--

It was on Ace's Quick Hits yesterday. It's real. Feel free to go hurl at the mere thought of it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 03, 2026 04:43 PM (qBdHI)

83
Aren't there any checks on this stuff????? And what exactly is second draw PPP funds?

US Attorney Pirro

@USAttyPirro
·
1h
The Paycheck Protection Program was created to save American jobs, not to enrich those who aren’t eligible for taxpayer-funded relief, especially the wife of a U.S. Senator.

Strand Book Store, owned by Nancy Bass Wyden, wife of U.S. Senator Ron Wyden, received $932,350 in second draw PPP funds despite a federal law barring businesses controlled by a member of Congress or their spouse from receiving those loans.

Our Fraud and Asset Recovery Division will expose this abuse, pursue those who exploit taxpayer dollars, and hold them accountable. No one gets a pass when it comes to defrauding the American taxpayer.

Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 04:44 PM (kX27y)

84 I never can keep straight which one is Pumpkin Spice.

Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2026 04:44 PM (Gqar8)

85 This year's Alaska general election ballot:

https://tinyurl.com/yed3w7xc

(this is for House District 1... obviously that part will be different for other districts).

I just could not bring myself to vote for someone with the name "Treg". Fortunately there were other choices for that one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 04:44 PM (qlLNh)

86 42 @newscientist
Analysis of the hair and fingernails of eight mummified Inca children reveals that they were given cocaine and alcohol prior to being sacrificed high on Andean mountain peaks

The noble savages. Who are we to judge their culture.

*land acknowledgement. *

Posted by: nurse ratched. at November 03, 2026 04:44 PM (W2Pud)

87 A pink-haired Boomer tried to get me to take a blue sample ballot, so I hit her with, “Oh, no thank you: my husband already told me how to vote.” Gonna be riding that high all day

As we speak, she's gathered around a kettle over a fire with the other crones. "You won't BELIEVE what this woman said!"

Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)

88 The Aztecs fed Cortez human flesh. Things got stabby after that.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 03, 2026 04:44 PM (Wp1X1)

89 I believe Elias qualifies for what JJ calls a self gassing Jew

***
Ach, that would've made my job so much easier.

Posted by: Zombie Schickelgruber at November 03, 2026 04:44 PM (qTZfs)

90 It takes people. Unions, particularly government unions in cities, are an easy source of labor for it.

Ballot harvesting has been copied though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

I was thinking more along the lines of Clintonestas getting rid of witnesses.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2026 04:45 PM (iqv62)

91 85 This year's Alaska general election ballot:

https://tinyurl.com/yed3w7xc

(this is for House District 1... obviously that part will be different for other districts).

I just could not bring myself to vote for someone with the name "Treg". Fortunately there were other choices for that one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 04:44 PM (qlLNh)

========

Even better, the different Sullivans are labeled by their parties with the fake one not have a party at all.

This is why Elias risked jail. This is why Peltola risked jail. This is why the staffers risked jail.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:45 PM (IGotw)

92 78 I saw Soy-Filled Faggot open up for Gay Bikers on Acid at The Stud in '08.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at November 03, 2026 04:41 PM (9ZFZd)

Did they serve Kalshi?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 04:43 PM (Z5RpS)

I was told the tossed salad was to die for, literally.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at November 03, 2026 04:45 PM (9ZFZd)

93 I just could not bring myself to vote for someone with the name "Treg".

***

Hey. Treg Brown was a genius.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:45 PM (qTZfs)

94 Can of Spam at the bottom of the Mariannas Trench

That can has imploded, lacks even the barest semblance of structural integrity, and its contents are pureed fish and invertebrate food.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: The Titan at November 03, 2026 04:46 PM (0sNs1)

95 Can you snort mummies ? -Hunter Biden, I won't go to rehab

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 04:46 PM (cfGMy)

96 I was going to give my predictions, but I don't want to jinx it.

Posted by: jwest at November 03, 2026 04:46 PM (BwWDk)

97 Never cared for Kalshi. Too crunchy.

Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2026 04:46 PM (Gqar8)

98 >>As we speak, she's gathered around a kettle over a fire with the other crones. "You won't BELIEVE what this woman said!"

Exactly how far are they from the Voting/Polling Center?

Be awesome to find them inside the prohibited space...

Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 04:46 PM (/izzV)

99 just got back from voting out here in the far northwestern reaches of Virginia. No to all constitutional amendments, and no to all dems (or "nonpartisans" with completely DSA-coded lit).

Slightly higher turnout than other years, with lots of other white-hairs coming and going, so here's hoping!

Posted by: barbarausa at November 03, 2026 04:47 PM (enw9G)

100 >>> 90 It takes people. Unions, particularly government unions in cities, are an easy source of labor for it.

Ballot harvesting has been copied though.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

I was thinking more along the lines of Clintonestas getting rid of witnesses.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2026 04:45 PM (iqv62)

Has anyone told Hillary! that Marc Elias has evidence that could lead to her arrest and conviction?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2026 04:47 PM (PgV1+)

101 now, hear me out . . .

Posted by: Don Henley at November 03, 2026 04:47 PM (88C+u)

102 Can you snort mummies ?

***

Don't see why not. I snorted daddy.

Posted by: Keef at November 03, 2026 04:48 PM (qTZfs)

103 Never cared for Kalshi. Too crunchy.
Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2026

***
"Try Grainberry!"
( -- Sean Hannity)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 04:48 PM (56Qyq)

104 Has anyone told Hillary! that Marc Elias has evidence that could lead to her arrest and conviction?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I mean, he does.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 04:48 PM (YZ0Fo)

105 Has anyone told Hillary! that Marc Elias has evidence that could lead to her arrest and conviction?

I know this is a joke, but he may well actually have such evidence given how long he's been a behind-the-scenes Democrat "star".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 04:48 PM (2ocoG)

106 Has anyone told Hillary! that Marc Elias has evidence that could lead to her arrest and conviction?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I mean, he does.
Posted by: BruceWayne

I was going to say.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 04:49 PM (9/MK9)

107 > Hey. Treg Brown was a genius.
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:45 PM (qTZfs)

Good name for someone who worked on Looney Tunes.

For a governor? Not so much.

Actually Treg Taylor pissed me off a while back (not going to go into details) -- I was just being snarky about his name.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 04:49 PM (qlLNh)

108 Well time to go out and vote.

And grab a pizza afterwards plus lottery tickets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 04:49 PM (2GVsD)

109 Not sure is this has come up today...from the NY Post

"NY Times mocked over story claiming Abdul El-Sayed’s Jewish supporters include man named ‘Jack Mehoff’"

Only a humorless communist would miss this one. It this a real person? Don't know. Don't care. Its not news, its the NY Times!

https://archive.ph/TB4se

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at November 03, 2026 04:49 PM (wcyKn)

110 Has anyone told Hillary! that Marc Elias has evidence that could lead to her arrest and conviction?

I know this is a joke, but he may well actually have such evidence given how long he's been a behind-the-scenes Democrat "star".

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 04:48 PM (2ocoG)

Raid his office. Seize attorney client privileged comms. They did it to Trump.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 04:50 PM (Z5RpS)

111 Is "Treg" short for something?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 04:50 PM (56Qyq)

112 111 Is "Treg" short for something?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 04:50 PM (56Qyq)

========

Tregtholomew.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:50 PM (IGotw)

113 Can of Spam at the bottom of the Mariannas Trench

That can has imploded, lacks even the barest semblance of structural integrity, and its contents are pureed fish and invertebrate food.
......

Those fish are probably swimming around frantically looking for another one.

Posted by: wth at November 03, 2026 04:50 PM (UjdFS)

114 >>> 109 Not sure is this has come up today...from the NY Post

"NY Times mocked over story claiming Abdul El-Sayed’s Jewish supporters include man named ‘Jack Mehoff’"

Only a humorless communist would miss this one. It this a real person? Don't know. Don't care. Its not news, its the NY Times!

https://archive.ph/TB4se
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at November 03, 2026 04:49 PM (wcyKn)

We're *professionals*. You can tell because we have Fact Checkers.

Posted by: New York Times at November 03, 2026 04:50 PM (PgV1+)

115 Can of Spam at the bottom of the Mariannas Trench

That can has imploded, lacks even the barest semblance of structural integrity, and its contents are pureed fish and invertebrate food.

Ask me how I know.
Posted by: The Titan at November 03, 2026 04:46 PM (0sNs1)

You have failed if a can of Spam has the same structural integrity under deep sea high pressures as your high-tech sub.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 03, 2026 04:50 PM (YSUhf)

116 Could be worse

Trog Le Dyte.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 04:51 PM (2GVsD)

117 And so it begins that nothing will happen

Posted by: mutant fusion of nothing will happen and so it begins guy at November 03, 2026 04:51 PM (CZuvr)

118 Is "Treg" short for something?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 04:50 PM (56Qyq)

========

Tregtholomew.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Tregmothy

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 04:51 PM (YZ0Fo)

119 > Even better, the different Sullivans are labeled by their parties with the fake one not have a party at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:45 PM (IGotw)

Yes, and the real Dan Sullivan is also clearly marked as the incumbent.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 04:51 PM (qlLNh)

120 As we speak, she's gathered around a kettle over a fire with the other crones. "You won't BELIEVE what this woman said!"
Posted by: Archimedes at November 03, 2026 04:44 PM (Riz8t)

The old Curse Tablet tradition
t.co/lGQIin88N7

Posted by: 88C+u at November 03, 2026 04:51 PM (88C+u)

121 I'm wondering if the revelation of all the fraud in Minnesota will make a difference in vote totals.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2026 04:51 PM (8Uo7a)

122 What a whiner. When you initiate hardball, don't complain when you find a high fastball in the vicinity of your head.

Posted by: buddhaha at November 03, 2026 04:52 PM (n8HKn)

123 71 Marc is always on X touting all his W-L record against Trump at the trial level.

And I'm like:
1) you shouldn't lose any as you're on your home court with a referee wearing your team's jersey and throwing punches at the other team.
2) and what's your record on appeal?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 04:43 PM (3cUTc)

All the comments pointing out all his losses on appeal (every one) are hilarious.

Posted by: Ann at November 03, 2026 04:52 PM (SHHm+)

124 >>> 121 I'm wondering if the revelation of all the fraud in Minnesota will make a difference in vote totals.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2026 04:51 PM (8Uo7a)

No.

It's a tax.

Posted by: John Roberts at November 03, 2026 04:52 PM (PgV1+)

125 NY Times mocked over story claiming Abdul El-Sayed’s Jewish supporters include man named ‘Jack Mehoff’

That's not funny.

Posted by: Spankin D Simeon at November 03, 2026 04:52 PM (88C+u)

126 OT- I can't keep up today. My dad was an Admiral in the Nebraska Navy. Also have pic of him in a Bear Bryant houndstooth hat, box of Tide and rolling a toilet paper roll art some meeting in Alabama, back in the '70's,"Roll Tide!"
Rip, Dr. Jack

Posted by: free tibet at November 03, 2026 04:52 PM (h6yWA)

127 Yes, and the real Dan Sullivan is also clearly marked as the incumbent.

***

Which is precisely why I thought the whole "scandal" was a bit of a popcorn fart.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:52 PM (qTZfs)

128 Even if something does happen, it’s not like the shitlibs will run out of Mark Elias types any time soon.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 03, 2026 04:52 PM (/CA5y)

129
Tregnelius.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 03, 2026 04:52 PM (YSUhf)

130 127 Yes, and the real Dan Sullivan is also clearly marked as the incumbent.

***

Which is precisely why I thought the whole "scandal" was a bit of a popcorn fart.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:52 PM (qTZfs)

========

And yet...the people who did it did commit fraud and are in the sights of the DOJ.

So...probably shouldn't have risked that legal exposure for a wet fart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:53 PM (IGotw)

131 Tregory.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 04:53 PM (Z5RpS)

132 Actually NOAA has found an intact can of SPAM almost 5,000m down in the Marianas Trench.

You can read the labeling on the can, it says "25% less sodium" And the manufacturing code shows it was made in Nebraska.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 04:53 PM (2GVsD)

133 At this moment, both sides are holding their breaths, watching how the voting is going, ready to scream "It was rigged!!!" or (conversely) "Anyone who challenges these results is undermining democracy!!!", depending how the early returns go.

Posted by: zombie at November 03, 2026 04:53 PM (HD2n/)

134 Wanna know what I think?

Elias was the go-between to illegally funnel and coordinate all the cases against Trump.
All of them.
Including Jack Smith's.
Not just between the lawyers and the prosecutors.
But the judges as well.
His and/or his staff were in direct communication with, if not the judges directly, their staff on all the cases against Trump.

And they just told him, "we already had a warrant to tap your phone."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 04:53 PM (3cUTc)

135 I'm wondering if the revelation of all the fraud in Minnesota will make a difference in vote totals.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2026 04:51 PM (8Uo7a)

if not we need to forward all Nigerian Prince emails to random people in MN since they are the dumbest people alive.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2026 04:53 PM (uhVAy)

136 Tregjamin

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 04:53 PM (YZ0Fo)

137
Even better, the different Sullivans are labeled by their parties with the fake one not have a party at all.

This is why Elias risked jail. This is why Peltola risked jail. This is why the staffers risked jail.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

==

I would argue it also had national implications hurting dems bigly. story reached far outside alaska

Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 04:53 PM (laGwz)

138 Aren't there any checks on this stuff????? And what exactly is second draw PPP funds?

US Attorney Pirro

@USAttyPirro
·
1h
The Paycheck Protection Program was created to save American jobs, not to enrich those who aren’t eligible for taxpayer-funded relief, especially the wife of a U.S. Senator.

Strand Book Store, owned by Nancy Bass Wyden, wife of U.S. Senator Ron Wyden, received $932,350 in second draw PPP funds despite a federal law barring businesses controlled by a member of Congress or their spouse from receiving those loans.

Our Fraud and Asset Recovery Division will expose this abuse, pursue those who exploit taxpayer dollars, and hold them accountable. No one gets a pass when it comes to defrauding the American taxpayer.

Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 04:44 PM

There were two separate pots of money for the PPP. The first one got obliterated within 2 days after it opened for claims. We tried for our business but the money was gone quick. After they processed the first batch another pot of money was put out for the program.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 03, 2026 04:54 PM (I43vL)

139 Abdul El-Sayed’s Jewish supporters include man named ‘Jack Mehoff’"

It this a real person?

I never actually met him, and he's not in the high school yearbooks, but i did note he often attended classes which were being taught by a substitute teacher who passed around a sheet of notebook paper for us to write our names for roll call.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2026 04:54 PM (0sNs1)

140 So...probably shouldn't have risked that legal exposure for a wet fart.

***

Shrug. I never said they were smart.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:54 PM (qTZfs)

141 Good luck finding a judge who will not let them go

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 04:54 PM (Ia/+0)

142 Okay, just one. Bosch. Tregonymous Bosch.

Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2026 04:54 PM (Gqar8)

143 137
I would argue it also had national implications hurting dems bigly. story reached far outside alaska

Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 04:53 PM (laGwz)

=======

I don't think these kinds of scandals go outside the races themselves.

Like, I doubt the El-Sayed issues affect even the governor's race in MI.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 04:54 PM (IGotw)

144 I don't care if it makes me basic, I like pumpkin spice flavor.
Posted by: bonhomme

Please wear a sign, so I can cross the street when you approach.

Posted by: Pilgrim State Hospital at November 03, 2026 04:55 PM (nTEbM)

145 >>> 134 Wanna know what I think?

Elias was the go-between to illegally funnel and coordinate all the cases against Trump.
All of them.
Including Jack Smith's.
Not just between the lawyers and the prosecutors.
But the judges as well.
His and/or his staff were in direct communication with, if not the judges directly, their staff on all the cases against Trump.

And they just told him, "we already had a warrant to tap your phone."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 04:53 PM (3cUTc)

Has the case been assigned to President Boasberg?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2026 04:55 PM (PgV1+)

146 They just told him, "we already had a warrant to tap your phone."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 04:53 PM (3cUTc)

It moved.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 04:55 PM (Z5RpS)

147 The fake Dan Sullivan was because of the ranked choice voting system.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 03, 2026 04:55 PM (/CA5y)

148 Sorry about polling.

I'm wondering. I've linked videos from the GOP conventions of blacks for Trump.

I'm wondering if diverging poll numbers and reality may be because of Blexit.

If I'm a black or latino guy I'm going to lie to some asshole expecting me to just say I'm voting Dem. But knowing as a legal American my city is safer with ICE or I'm doing better econonicaĺy as a black guy, I'll lie to you.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 04:56 PM (Sco7b)

149 As a Jew, I support all anti-Semites.

Posted by: Holden McGroin at November 03, 2026 04:56 PM (HD2n/)

150 I don't think these kinds of scandals go outside the races themselves.

Like, I doubt the El-Sayed issues affect even the governor's race in MI.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November

Benson will win easily.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 04:56 PM (YZ0Fo)

151 Something Happened™

New response?

"it’s not like the shitlibs will run out of Mark Elias types any time soon®"

Posted by: 13times at November 03, 2026 04:56 PM (6iKlf)

152 @ 24 Has Fox called Arizona yet??
Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2026 04:36 PM (Gqar
___________________

They're still looking up the area code …

Posted by: Dr_No at November 03, 2026 04:56 PM (ayRl+)

153 The fake Dan Sullivan was because of the ranked choice voting system.

***

Which, lest we forget, is fucking stupid.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:56 PM (qTZfs)

154 El-Sayed -- here's the man for me!

Posted by: Haywood Jablome at November 03, 2026 04:56 PM (HD2n/)

155 It's local news™

Posted by: 13times at November 03, 2026 04:57 PM (6iKlf)

156 And it proves that Trump is an anti-Semite by going after Marc Elias!
Posted by: Community Notes at November 03, 2026 04:37 PM (PVBkQ)

-----------------

Any Jew that is still a Democrat hates his own people. How can you trust a man like that?

Posted by: Decaf at November 03, 2026 04:57 PM (vB6Pf)

157 And vote GOP

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 04:57 PM (Sco7b)

158 111 Is "Treg" short for something?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 04:50 PM (56Qyq)

"Tregarrick". It's one of those weird-ass Mormon names, like...that other dude (drawing a blank at the moment).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 04:57 PM (qlLNh)

159 This week has been a week long already we ain't gonna survive it

Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 04:57 PM (enNUy)

160 >>> 152 @ 24 Has Fox called Arizona yet??
Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2026 04:36 PM (Gqar
___________________

They're still looking up the area code …
Posted by: Dr_No at November 03, 2026 04:56 PM (ayRl+)

Have they found Nancy Guthrie???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2026 04:57 PM (PgV1+)

161 Willowed:

Regarding Mayor Butt and Pelosi, could it also be that they think he's going to win and so it's "safe" for them to say (lie) that they care about Jews? Like in Congressional votes where the counts are such that some members are allowed to vote against the Party on certain issues.

Hopefully they're jumping from a sinking ship but it's Michigan, and if/when he loses they'll have really pissed off the DSA lovers. Pelosi probably doesn't need to care but Butt probably still has higher office aspirations.

I guess what I'm saying is I'm trying not to read into it, it could go either way imo

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at November 03, 2026 04:57 PM (9ZFZd)

162 Any Jew that is still a Democrat hates his own people. How can you trust a man like that?

***

There are still straight white males who vote Democrat. Can someone please explain that to me?

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:58 PM (qTZfs)

163 If I'm a black or latino guy I'm going to lie to some asshole expecting me to just say I'm voting Dem. But knowing as a legal American my city is safer with ICE or I'm doing better econonicaĺy as a black guy, I'll lie to you.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 04:56 PM (Sco7b)

I think most Republicans and Independents don't bother with polls or follow the MSM.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2026 04:58 PM (uhVAy)

164 >>> 159 This week has been a week long already we ain't gonna survive it
Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 04:57 PM (enNUy)

See, you should have stocked up on tp and booze.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2026 04:58 PM (PgV1+)

165 Any Jew that is still a Democrat hates his own people. How can you trust a man like that?

***

There are still straight white males who vote Democrat. Can someone please explain that to me?
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:58 PM (qTZfs)

They are transitioning.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2026 04:58 PM (uhVAy)

166 Hey Marc...news flash: everyone hates you. Have a nice day, asshole.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 03, 2026 04:59 PM (XMwZJ)

167 As an Orthodox rabbi, I must vote my conscience for that Abdul yadda yadda guy, whatever his name is.

Posted by: Patty O'Furniture at November 03, 2026 04:59 PM (HD2n/)

168 Hillary Clinton's Chief Conspiracy Theorist Marc Elias Receives DOJ Letter Informing Him He Is a CRIMINAL TARGET
20 Other Democrat Criminals Targeted

===

this day is getting better and BETTER!!

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 04:59 PM (AKptf)

169 There are still straight white males who vote Democrat. Can someone please explain that to me?

Public sector union workers

Posted by: mutant fusion of nothing will happen and so it begins guy at November 03, 2026 04:59 PM (CZuvr)

170 I think most Republicans and Independents don't bother with polls or follow the MSM.
Posted by: Oldcat at November

For the first time ever I was asked to do an exit poll. I laughed at them and walked away.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 04:59 PM (YZ0Fo)

171 I don't think these kinds of scandals go outside the races themselves.

Like, I doubt the El-Sayed issues affect even the governor's race in MI.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

===

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree

Like I think the Ilhan Omar issue went outside her district and painted the Dem Party and their policies in a bad light.

Same with finding a guy with the same name to suck votes in alaska. Fence sitting Republican types hear about it and reminds them to vote

Posted by: Sharpie at November 03, 2026 04:59 PM (laGwz)

172 New response?

"it’s not like the shitlibs will run out of Mark Elias types any time soon®"
Posted by: 13times at November 03, 2026 04:56 PM (6iKlf)
------
It's definitely a cope, but not completely wrong. Anywhere a leftoid needs a scumbag lawyer to represent them pro bono on some wildly shady bullshit, there's an elephant walk of these beady-eyed creepers emerging from the shadows to take the case.

Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2026 04:59 PM (oqH4h)

173
T'would be a pity if they were arrested, perp walked, booked, arraigned, denied bail, jailed, indicted, tried, sentenced and imprisoned.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 04:59 PM (eRlcH)

174 Regarding Mayor Butt and Pelosi, could it also be that they think he's going to win and so it's "safe" for them to say (lie) that they care about Jews? Like in Congressional votes where the counts are such that some members are allowed to vote against the Party on certain issues.

Hopefully they're jumping from a sinking ship but it's Michigan, and if/when he loses they'll have really pissed off the DSA lovers. Pelosi probably doesn't need to care but Butt probably still has higher office aspirations.

I guess what I'm saying is I'm trying not to read into it, it could go either way imo
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at November 03, 2026 04:57 PM (9ZFZd)

There are faction fights in the Dem ranks, so its quite likely old line Dems don't want their rackets taken over by the new breed like Mondavi. Pelosi is on the way out so has freedom to speak.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2026 05:00 PM (uhVAy)

175 And vote GOP
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 04:57 PM

Except in Texas, where Republican voters need to be taught a lesson.

Posted by: John Cornyn (R-TX) at November 03, 2026 05:00 PM (0sNs1)

176 Pelosi has nothing to lose by speaking out against sayed. She hates the progressives and has no problem pissing on their turf war.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2026 05:00 PM (8Uo7a)

177 There are still straight white males who vote Democrat. Can someone please explain that to me?
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 04:58 PM (qTZfs)
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Varying flavors of "straight" and soycucks that are into being pegged by a female wearing a girthy strapon.

Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2026 05:01 PM (oqH4h)

178 >>> 173
T'would be a pity if they were arrested, perp walked, booked, arraigned, denied bail, jailed, indicted, tried, sentenced and imprisoned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 04:59 PM (eRlcH)

Would love to see some of these dimbulbs appear on the ewe tub 'police bodycam' channels I've been watching.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2026 05:01 PM (PgV1+)

179 T'would be a pity if they were arrested, perp walked, booked, arraigned, denied bail, jailed, indicted, tried, sentenced and imprisoned.

***

And hung, drawn, and quartered.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 05:01 PM (qTZfs)

180 T'would be a pity if they were arrested, perp walked, booked, arraigned, denied bail, jailed, indicted, tried, sentenced and imprisoned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Might I interest you in a gallows?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 05:01 PM (YZ0Fo)

181
Is it me, or does that Marc Elias rant video have a backdrop that looks suspiciously like one of those backdrop curtains that you can get on Amazon for about $50?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2026 05:01 PM (y9nCu)

182 And hung, drawn, and quartered.
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 05:01 PM (qTZfs)

Then buried ALIVE!!

Posted by: Reforger at November 03, 2026 05:02 PM (Ae6Br)

183 Yes, Pelosi is a good example of your old-school "mobbed-up criminal" Democrat, not your modern-day "communist fanatic who's had his own dick cut off" Democrat.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 05:02 PM (qlLNh)

184 182 And hung, drawn, and quartered.
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 05:01 PM (qTZfs)

Then buried ALIVE!!
Posted by: Reforger at November 03, 2026 05:02 PM (Ae6Br)

Not sure how alive you'd be...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 05:03 PM (4WM7K)

185 There are still straight white males who vote Democrat. Can someone please explain that to me?

Public sector union workers

===

40 million public union workers ??...this math ...does not add up...

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 05:03 PM (AKptf)

186 Jews for jihad!

Posted by: Barry McCockiner at November 03, 2026 05:03 PM (HD2n/)

187 Might I interest you in a gallows?
_____

Speaking of which, I was hoping Kash Patel would have disclosed the Fed who built the gallows on the Jan 6 false flag op by now.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 03, 2026 05:04 PM (OJIoy)

188 > And hung, drawn, and quartered.
Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 05:01 PM (qTZfs)

Half-hanging used to be a thing. If you'd really pissed them off, they'd hang you without breaking your neck, let you choke for a while, cut you down, then draw and quarter you while you were still live.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 05:04 PM (qlLNh)

189 "It's definitely a cope, but not completely wrong."

It's the same old blah. Not caring if it's "cope" or kinda not wrong. How about just not commenting? That is a viable option.

Posted by: 13times at November 03, 2026 05:04 PM (6iKlf)

190 Pelosi is a good example of your old-school "mobbed-up criminal" Democrat, not your modern-day "communist fanatic who's had his own dick cut off" Democrat.

***

Here in Indiana there are several Donks running against Pubs for getting rich trading stocks. It's like, cool story bro. Now do Pelosi.

Posted by: Jetto at November 03, 2026 05:04 PM (qTZfs)

191 Good timing. It means he is preoccupied with that instead of lawsuits to count illegal votes.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 03, 2026 05:04 PM (0U5gm)

192
T'would be a pity if they were arrested, perp walked, booked, arraigned, denied bail, jailed, indicted, tried, sentenced and imprisoned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 04:59 PM (eRlcH)

You forgot "waterboarded just for GP"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2026 05:04 PM (y9nCu)

193 Just finished my civic duty, it's not going to do any good as it's NJ and I expect Booker and the donk twatbag in my district to win.

At least I tried.

Pouring myself a stiff bourbon, I expect I'm going to need a number of them this evening.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2026 05:05 PM (XV/Pl)

194 180 T'would be a pity if they were arrested, perp walked, booked, arraigned, denied bail, jailed, indicted, tried, sentenced and imprisoned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Might I interest you in a gallows?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 05:01 PM (YZ0Fo

Being French-Canadian I kind of wanted guillotines.

But the Horde turned me onto wood-chippers.

Me' - add a webcam to watch the processing.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 05:05 PM (Sco7b)

195 Right around...now, Trump needs to nuke Qom.

Posted by: zombie at November 03, 2026 05:05 PM (HD2n/)

196 I hate going to vote and having to run the gauntlet of campaigners to get into an actual building. I take every single piece of info from every Dem and then tear it in two and put it in the first trash can inside. Such bullshit.

Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 05:05 PM (enNUy)

197 This really was an idiotic, high school president election, type dirty move.

And how they thought they were just going to get away with it with nobody being suspicious that the Democrats, the candidate and party, would be the people most advantaged by a Decoy Dan Sullivan being placed on the ballot.

This was never going to be super sus, with all eyes aimed at the Dems.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 05:05 PM (6ydKt)

198 Just gonna sit here and wait for the results later tonight. If The Big Guy wants the Ds to win, they'll win. No use worrying about it. Even if they lose, they won't stop trying to subvert the country. This is a long term project.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 03, 2026 05:05 PM (EMuFG)

199 Half-hanging used to be a thing. If you'd really pissed them off, they'd hang you without breaking your neck, let you choke for a while, cut you down, then draw and quarter you while you were still live.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

In the unpleasantness between the States it was common to string someone up to "stretch the truth" out of em.

Posted by: MkY at November 03, 2026 05:06 PM (ik4bQ)

200
Pelosi and Schumer are the political equivalents of the old-fashioned Mustache Petes in the Mafia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 05:06 PM (eRlcH)

201 NTSB today said they found parts of the LearJet 60's tail 1.3 miles from the crash site.

In flight break up. Now to figure out what caused it.

Posted by: Anna Puma

Dropping 30,000 feet in a minute and a half will do that. The airframe is not built for that speed.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 03, 2026 05:06 PM (0U5gm)

202 > I think most Republicans and Independents don't bother with polls or follow the MSM.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2026 04:58 PM (uhVAy)

I must've received over a hundred spam calls and text messages from various polling organizations this time around.

Guess how many I responded to.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 05:06 PM (qlLNh)

203 Back from a Kroger run.

Popcorn - check
Libations - check
Cleared calendar for tomorrow - check

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2026 05:06 PM (wVcYX)

204 Tregory.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026

***
Y'know, considering some of the names "urban" folk give their offspring? That doesn't sound too out there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 05:06 PM (56Qyq)

205 Derka Derka is campaigning on election day at U Of Michigan..of course

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 05:06 PM (AKptf)

206 El-Sayed all day, baby!

Posted by: Ima Cox-Hucker from West Bloomfield, MI at November 03, 2026 05:07 PM (J4Dwc)

207 Voted at my local polling station. No line. Filled in the ovals on the thick but not too thick card stock. Ran each one through the scanner and got the bell sound for each one. I was voter #36 by the machine. Of course, a lot of people have voted by mail or turn in their ballots at the station as if by mail, but i wanted to hear the bells toll. Also, I had to sign by my name in the poll book. Easy-peasy.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 03, 2026 05:07 PM (Fv808)

208 Derka Derka is campaigning on election day at U Of Michigan..of course
Posted by: runner at

And all the JAPy girls there support him.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 05:08 PM (YZ0Fo)

209 Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2026 05:05 PM (XV/Pl)

Good for you for voting anyway. We NJ conservatives must do our part!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2026 05:08 PM (JrHfD)

210 If The Big Guy wants the Ds to win, they'll win.

Of course I want the Ds to win, but I'm good either way as long as I get my 10%.

Posted by: Jos. Robinette "Choo-Choo" Biden at November 03, 2026 05:08 PM (0sNs1)

211 204 Tregory.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026

***
Y'know, considering some of the names "urban" folk give their offspring? That doesn't sound too out there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 05:06 PM (56Qyq)

Tre'garian
Tre'lor
Tre'bien
Tre'von

wait.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 05:09 PM (6ydKt)

212
I'm pretty sure that Granny Botox McDroopytits is all in on the DSA agenda. She's just pissed off that the younger set are the ones who beat her to the punch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2026 05:09 PM (y9nCu)

213 I must've received over a hundred spam calls and text messages from various polling organizations this time around.

Guess how many I responded to.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 05:06 PM (qlLNh)

I've been inundated by spam texts. Latest was some group agitating for State Supreme Court slate. Judging by the names of which I voted for none, it's a leftist outfit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 05:09 PM (Z5RpS)

214 Back from a Kroger run.

Popcorn - check
Libations - check
Cleared calendar for tomorrow - check
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2026

***
I got the popcorn. And some chocolate-iced gingerbread cookies for later.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 05:09 PM (56Qyq)

215 I know some of you love this old Lefty chestnut.

NYT: Justice Dept. Sends Target Letters to Democrats in Escalation of Alaska Inquiry The move is a highly unusual action to take at the decisive moment in a close race between the incumbent, Dan Sullivan, and his Democrat rival, Mary Peltola.

NYT actually wants a fascist USA, all of their actions and decisions for 10+ years now have proven this. Maybe we the citizens should treat this newspaper differently because of this fact.

NYT has always, at best, leaned right. Anyone who thought they were independent was simply lying to themselves. The media in general has been bought up over the past thirty years predominantly by the ultra wealthy seeking to push a narrative and drive engagement for profits.

Nytimes acting upset about DOJ is crazy because literally they put fuel on this fire and ignored the republicans doing the same exact thing this cycle elsewhere

The NYT has been sane washing Trump for a decade. And no mention of the GOP running 2 candidates named “Bob Ferguson” for our WA gubernatorial primary in 2024.

The exit polling must be fucking apocalyptic.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 03, 2026 05:10 PM (BTOey)

216 > This was never going to be super sus, with all eyes aimed at the Dems.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 05:05 PM (6ydKt)

I actually tend to think that Peltola wasn't directly involved, as I don't think she's that stupid. However, she may well have been involved in the coverup.

Richard Nixon could've told her (via Ouija board or something) what happens when you try to cover up a retarded op hatched by clown shoes underlings.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 05:10 PM (qlLNh)

217
Meanwhile, the California ballot sequestration case has become an absolute ping-pong match.

Ninth Circuit en banc panel has reinstated a ruling allowing DOJ to request that Cali and Washington sequester ballots of suspected noncitizens and warning election officials of possible prosecution, after being vacated by a majority of the Ninth Circuit’s active, nonrecused judges, just hours after a three-judge panel suspended a TRO issued by a District Judge prohibiting those DOJ demands and threats.

And that's only one case. There are two cases.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 05:10 PM (mmrXZ)

218 I guess I never will grasp the fervor people like Elias have for wanting to ultimately enslave everyone. Because that's what leftist ideologies do. I can't ever get to the mind set.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 05:11 PM (n5tGW)

219 >>> “Oh, no thank you: my husband already told me how to vote.”

Twist the knife! That here's a threadwinner.

Posted by: Max Power at November 03, 2026 05:11 PM (SwyyQ)

220 193 Just finished my civic duty, it's not going to do any good as it's NJ and I expect Booker and the donk twatbag in my district to win.

At least I tried.

Imagine living in California. Every retarded proposition and every communist dingbat wins by 70+%. Where I live, I have a choice between "Raving socialist madman" and "Rabid Trotskyite convulsing on the ground with bloody foam coming out of her mouth and soaking into her blue hair."

Posted by: zombie at November 03, 2026 05:11 PM (HD2n/)

221 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at November 03, 2026 05:11 PM (2Ez/1)

222 Maybe Elias will get the Seth Rich treatment if he becomes too much of a liability.

Posted by: Tradition! at November 03, 2026 05:11 PM (nTEbM)

223 And that's only one case. There are two cases.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 05:10 PM

But four lights!

Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at November 03, 2026 05:12 PM (0sNs1)

224
Back from a Kroger run.

Popcorn - check
Libations - check
Cleared calendar for tomorrow - check
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2026 05:06 PM (wVcYX)

Pudding? Any Moron in good standing will have pudding available.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2026 05:12 PM (y9nCu)

225 guess I never will grasp the fervor people like Elias have for wanting to ultimately enslave everyone. Because that's what leftist ideologies do. I can't ever get to the mind set.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at

Well, you're not a Democrat.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 05:12 PM (YZ0Fo)

226 I wanna Criminal Target Letter too!

Posted by: Jubilant Delinquent at November 03, 2026 05:12 PM (nTEbM)

227 I would like to see a breakdown of wagers on Kalshi and Polymarket of US citizens v foreigners. I would think the foreigners would engage in push polls

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 05:12 PM (cfGMy)

228 From the AP:

The vote-counting issues bedeviling Westchester County stem from a program update that happened after polling equipment was initially prepared and tested, according to the state Board of Elections.

A change in an unnamed local race required an update that wasn’t made to machines in other counties, the board said. As a result, those tabulators were unable to recognize completed Election Day ballots.

State officials said they’re working with their counterparts in Westchester County to restore ballot-scanning capability to at least one vote-counting machine at every polling location. Voting continues through established emergency ballot procedures.

Westchester County Executive Ken Jenkins vowed to launch a bipartisan investigation into what he called a “debacle.”

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 05:12 PM (6ydKt)

229 206 El-Sayed all day, baby!

Posted by: Ima Cox-Hucker from West Bloomfield, MI at November 03, 2026 05:07 PM (J4Dwc

Ford Road and Ternes in Dearborn!
My late Aunt - RIP - is voting three times for him.

Damn - the lib networks are sitting on sybians.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 05:13 PM (Sco7b)

230 NY Times mocked over story claiming Abdul El-Sayed’s Jewish supporters include man named ‘Jack Mehoff’

That's not funny.
Posted by: Spankin D Simeon at November 03, 2026 04:52 PM (88C+u)

Right?

Posted by: Holden McGroyne at November 03, 2026 05:13 PM (PSEDc)

231 Neighbor, p3dophile or foreign shill?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2026 05:13 PM (2SxyD)

232 222 Maybe Elias will get the Seth Rich treatment if he becomes too much of a liability.
Posted by: Tradition! at November 03, 2026 05:11 PM (nTEbM)

Doubt it. For reasons.

Posted by: Reforger at November 03, 2026 05:14 PM (Ae6Br)

233 UNREAL: Ballots in key battleground Westchester, NY aren't fitting into scanners, and the Dem County Exec says he has "no idea" why!

Total incompetence or election interference? STAY IN LINE!

------------------

"Here, hold our Margaritas."

/Maricopa County, AZ

Posted by: ShainS at November 03, 2026 05:14 PM (rL/mp)

234 Whenever anyone talks about Kalshi I think they're talking about that faggy cereal.

Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 05:14 PM (enNUy)

235

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
45m
🚨 JUST IN: Democrat Rep. Haley Stevens has asked for U.S. Marshals protection after receiving DEATH THREATS for endorsing Mike Rogers over Abdul El Sayed — Axios

WE ALL SAW THIS COMING 😠

Her request is reportedly expected to be granted

This is what happens when a Democrat breaks ranks!

Now she needs federal protection.

Remember this the next time they lecture you about "threats to democracy" 🙄

This is why we must vote Republican.

Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 05:14 PM (kX27y)

236 I would like to see a breakdown of wagers on Kalshi and Polymarket of US citizens v foreigners. I would think the foreigners would engage in push polls
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 05:12 PM (cfGMy)

heh, you think??

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 05:14 PM (AKptf)

237 Zombie, same question.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2026 05:14 PM (2SxyD)

238 Good afternoon! Went to vote and was pleasantly surprised to find a very small line and practically no wait. I had to push the button for 65 individual races. There was a smattering of D's handing out voter cards in the parking lot and some guy inside raising hell about it with the poll workers, so it seems people are watching this closely.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 03, 2026 05:15 PM (3Ope8)

239 There are faction fights in the Dem ranks, so its quite likely old line Dems don't want their rackets taken over by the new breed like Mondavi. Pelosi is on the way out so has freedom to speak.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2026 05:00 PM (uhVAy)

Yeah, as I said I agree about Pelosi. Buttigag is more interesting. I mean hopefully Sayed loses. As a Jew that race and its prominence is especially saddening and long-term worrying to me, moreso than someone like Talerico as it's more personal.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at November 03, 2026 05:15 PM (9ZFZd)

240 Is Jack Mehoff Dick Handler's cousin?

Posted by: Ben Had at November 03, 2026 05:15 PM (8Uo7a)

241 Derka Derka is campaigning on election day at U Of Michigan..of course
Posted by: runner at
*
And all the JAPy girls there support him.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026

***
I first heard the term "JAP" in 1988 or so. Took me a while to realize it had nothing to do with ladies from Tokyo or Kyoto.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 03, 2026 05:15 PM (56Qyq)

242 Election day voting looks robust here in central Texas. I'm back from helping my conservative hair stylist find a nearby polling place, and buying 2 bananas for 12 cents (you're welcome, Israel!) and X large eggs for $2.74. Gas is slightly over $3.00/gallon. Prayers for a strong turnout and a happy night.

Posted by: LASue at November 03, 2026 05:15 PM (lCppi)

243 Whenever anyone talks about Kalshi I think they're talking about that faggy cereal.

Posted by: NCKate at November 03, 2026 05:14 PM (enNUy)

See, . . . ?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 05:15 PM (Z5RpS)

244 Damn - the lib networks are sitting on sybians.
Posted by: Stateless

Don't knock it until you've tried it! They come with all sorts of penetrating accessories!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 03, 2026 05:15 PM (BTOey)

245 bells toll. Also, I had to sign by my name in the poll book. Easy-peasy.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal

The bell tolls for thee!

Posted by: Zombie Hemingway at November 03, 2026 05:16 PM (nTEbM)

246 Another one obsessed with Israel. The decision to end aid isn't what Khanna thinks it is.....

Rep. Ro Khanna

@RepRoKhanna
·
1h
Trump just announced he will zero out aid to Israel.

Establishment Democrats spent two years telling us this is too radical.

Progressives won the debate. Zero aid to Israel and no more military sales.

Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 05:16 PM (kX27y)

247 I got very few text message for candidates. I did get spam voting messages on my computer for Democrats ( and I haven't voted for any Democrats since Obama ran. ) My mother who was an old school Democrat but hasn't been alive since the 80's got spam emails for Democrats as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2026 05:16 PM (JrHfD)

248 I never got to use the ker-chunk lever machines (by Die-Bold!) I have a memory of seeing Mom voting in my elementary school gym (which was kitted out for the day.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 03, 2026 05:16 PM (zZu0s)

249 NY Times mocked over story claiming Abdul El-Sayed’s Jewish supporters include man named ‘Jack Mehoff’

That's not funny.
Posted by: Spankin D Simeon at November 03, 2026 04:52 PM (88C+u)

Right?
Posted by: Holden McGroyne at November 03, 2026 05:13 PM (PSEDc

I don't get it.

Posted by: Eaton Moregina at November 03, 2026 05:17 PM (lCppi)

250 NEW: A Kansas polling place RAN OUT of ballots this morning after the county delivered only 10 PERCENT of the ballots needed

----------------

"Here, hold our Tequilas."

/Maricopa & Pima Counties, AZ

Posted by: ShainS at November 03, 2026 05:17 PM (rL/mp)

251 How far left do you have to be to think the NYT is conservative? Holy smokes, must be located on Uranus.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 05:17 PM (n5tGW)

252 I'm still here.

Posted by: Seymour Butz at November 03, 2026 05:17 PM (RDhJX)

253
Progressives won the debate. Zero aid to Israel and no more military sales.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 05:16 PM (kX27y)

Wrong

Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 05:17 PM (4WM7K)

254 I call Ranked Voting the 3 Card Monte voting

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 05:17 PM (Ia/+0)

255 never got to use the ker-chunk lever machines (by Die-Bold!) I have a memory of seeing Mom voting in my elementary school gym (which was kitted out for the day.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD

For my community service in HS for NHS I worked on those machines to get em
Ready for Election Day.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 05:18 PM (YZ0Fo)

256 242 Election day voting looks robust here in central Texas. I'm back from...buying 2 bananas for 12 cents (you're welcome, Israel!) and X large eggs for $2.74.
Posted by: LASue

You must already have the 50lbs bag of rice at home to make the complete meal.

Posted by: Ilhan Said Elni Omar Abdullah Muhammad at November 03, 2026 05:18 PM (BTOey)

257 Given: Marc Elias is a naaasty dirtbag. But I don't really understand how his latest scheme (that we know of) is criminal. So he propped up some fool with the same name as the "R" candidate -- how could that be illegal?

The real scandal here is ranked-choice voting, which is evil. Thank that bit of commie scheming for the US being saddled with the sea-haggie Murkowski.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 03, 2026 05:18 PM (lfNXu)

258 @228 -- This only further confirms my contention that election officials are low-IQ retards, if not outright malicious dipshits. Most are democrats. Even here in my north TX county, where we vote 70+% Republican, the supervisor of elections is a democrat.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 03, 2026 05:18 PM (XMwZJ)

259 230 NY Times mocked over story claiming Abdul El-Sayed’s Jewish supporters include man named ‘Jack Mehoff’

That's not funny.
Posted by: Spankin D Simeon at November 03, 2026 04:52 PM (88C+u)

Right?

Posted by: Holden McGroyne at November 03, 2026 05:13 PM (PSEDc)

Isn't it?

Posted by: Rex DeQuim at November 03, 2026 05:18 PM (6ydKt)

260 111 I see that the Leftist women are doing the same thing that Sam Altman and the rest of AI tech bros are doing; the same thing that Communists always do.

"Please you have to control us, because we are incapable of controlling ourselves!"

But naturally they can't just consign themselves to the control of someone competent, because that would be unfair that some people can live uncontrolled by outside forces, so they have to drag in all the women/techbros/kulaks who are capable of self-control and make us as miserable as they are.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 03, 2026 02:37 PM (vJrRc)

If the analogy holds, then they've already written up a shortlist of whom they want to staff the Woman Regulatory Agency, and it just so happens to be stacked with their besties from that time they spent at a sex cult commune in the Caribbean with a crypto exchange fraudster...

So Lefty harridans wouldn't really be all that inconvenienced by the WRA, as the regulator would be founded pre-captured. It would just make everyone else miserable, for their benefit. At least, that's how it's plainly supposed to work for the AI techbros begging to be regulated.

Posted by: SciVo at November 03, 2026 05:19 PM (ke3zm)

261 255 never got to use the ker-chunk lever machines (by Die-Bold!) I have a memory of seeing Mom voting in my elementary school gym (which was kitted out for the day.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD

For my community service in HS for NHS I worked on those machines to get em
Ready for Election Day.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 05:18 PM (YZ0Fo)

my wife volunteered as an election worker in 2000...we knew about hanging chads before hanging chads were a thing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 05:19 PM (l3cgK)

262 Pumpkin spice eater's farts are the worst.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 03, 2026 05:19 PM (bX16E)

263
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 05:12 PM (6ydKt)

===============

How could this not rate a do-over?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 05:19 PM (mmrXZ)

264 I saw Sitting on Sybians open for Matchbox Twenty at Talking Stick Resort Amphitheatre back in 2022!

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 05:19 PM (AKptf)

265 So he propped up some fool with the same name as the "R" candidate -- how could that be illegal?

The real scandal here is ranked-choice voting, which is evil. Thank that bit of commie scheming for the US being saddled with the sea-haggie Murkowski.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 03, 2026 05:18 PM (lfNXu)

Conspiracy to defraud. I'll allow it after they sent J6 walkers to the gulag.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 03, 2026 05:20 PM (Z5RpS)

266 Supposedly, polls predicted a 22 point Democrat blowout in Guam.

Instead, the Republican won narrowly:

--------------

Alternate Headline: "Guam finally tips over, vindicating Rep. Hank Johnson (D -- ClownWorld)!"

Posted by: ShainS at November 03, 2026 05:20 PM (rL/mp)

267 Imagine living in California. Every retarded proposition and every communist dingbat wins by 70+%. Where I live, I have a choice between "Raving socialist madman" and "Rabid Trotskyite convulsing on the ground with bloody foam coming out of her mouth and soaking into her blue hair."
Posted by: zombie at November 03, 2026 05:11 PM (HD2n/)
-----------
Same here in CA on the central coast, although not quite as bad as the bay area

Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 05:20 PM (kX27y)

268
The NYT will hold up the death threats as proof they call 'em right down the middle.

Posted by: Auspex at November 03, 2026 05:21 PM (Y8DZL)

269 262 Pumpkin spice eater's farts are the worst.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

I've heard just spice melange eater farts are much worse...and don't even think about where the spice comes from!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 03, 2026 05:21 PM (BTOey)

270
Given: Marc Elias is a naaasty dirtbag. But I don't really understand how his latest scheme (that we know of) is criminal. So he propped up some fool with the same name as the "R" candidate -- how could that be illegal?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts

=================

I was wondering that myself. It turns out that in politics and government so much underhanded, nonregulation behavior is not actually illegal that I assume nothing is.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 05:22 PM (mmrXZ)

271 Blakeman wins NY governorship!!

Sorry, just getting ahead of Fox.

Posted by: That Guy at November 03, 2026 05:22 PM (aobjm)

272 263
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 05:12 PM (6ydKt)

===============

How could this not rate a do-over?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 05:19 PM (mmrXZ)

They are taking paper ballots instead, but it has definitely fouled up the works.

It's New York.
Maybe if it ends up being close it'll give the loser a court case, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 05:22 PM (6ydKt)

273 267 Imagine living in California. Every retarded proposition and every communist dingbat wins by 70+%. Where I live, I have a choice between "Raving socialist madman" and "Rabid Trotskyite convulsing on the ground with bloody foam coming out of her mouth and soaking into her blue hair."
Posted by: zombie at November 03, 2026 05:11 PM (HD2n/)

____________________________

You need to get both candidates in the same room and then hold up $100. Just say, "Winner gets it. Begin."

Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2026 05:22 PM (dIske)

274 Mark would be a Bolshevik if he was in Russia in 1917

Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 05:23 PM (Ia/+0)

275 OMG! OMG! OMG!

🤣🤣💀

"Election prediction model shows last-minute shift for Republicans as Democrats switch votes and chaos unfolds at polling places nationwide"

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 05:23 PM (AKptf)

276 Is this letter available somewhere? I’d like to judge for myself what the content is and whether it’s indeed a target letter. The AG normally doesn’t telegraph its intentions so obviously to targets of criminal investigations, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 03, 2026 05:23 PM (reaaR)

277 271 Blakeman wins NY governorship!!

Sorry, just getting ahead of Fox.

Posted by: That Guy at November 03, 2026 05:22 PM (aobjm)

I expect them to call every race in Arizona by 9:30.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 03, 2026 05:23 PM (6ydKt)

278 So the Democrats game is, knowing that Republicans vote heavily on Election Day, to come up with all types of schemes to get them to leave the line and not come back. Got it.

Posted by: That Guy at November 03, 2026 05:24 PM (aobjm)

279 >> Imagine living in California. Every retarded proposition and every communist dingbat wins by 70+%.

NY called. It said, hey.

Posted by: That Guy at November 03, 2026 05:25 PM (aobjm)

280 I bet Trump wishes he had an Elias and an Eisen.

Posted by: Reforger at November 03, 2026 05:25 PM (Ae6Br)

281 Progressives won the debate. Zero aid to Israel and no more military sales.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 05:16 PM (kX27y)

Wrong
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 05:17 PM (4WM7K)

I think the aircraft carriers hanging about off Iran's cost more than the money. Israel sells us air defense too and licenses us the tech. They buy stuff from us for the most part. A lot of the 8 billion was performative by GoPe

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)

282 Given: Marc Elias is a naaasty dirtbag. But I don't really understand how his latest scheme (that we know of) is criminal. So he propped up some fool with the same name as the "R" candidate -- how could that be illegal?

The real scandal here is ranked-choice voting, which is evil. Thank that bit of commie scheming for the US being saddled with the sea-haggie Murkowski.
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The plan was not to keep the real R from winning the first round.
The plan was to trick voters into putting the fake R as their second choice, making them think they are voting #1 and #2 for the real R.
And, in the second round, all the votes (#2) for the fake R would be tossed.

And they knew this because they had the focus group where they were laughing at the test voters making that exact mistake.

This was more than a dirty trick.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 05:25 PM (3cUTc)

283 Power off in Broward County. Power off in Maricopa County.

Got it.

Posted by: That Guy at November 03, 2026 05:26 PM (aobjm)

284 Every local candidate here, from State Rep on down was Republican unopposed. The massive turnout is rather surprising.

Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2026 05:26 PM (Gqar8)

285 One thing I'm going to be looking at is how the Cali GOP congressional delegation fairs, currently there are 8 GOP and 43 Donks, the Donks targeted 5 seats with their redistricting scheme.

The GOP may be down to 3, maybe less.

I expect vote tabulation to go on till the new year before all is said and done.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2026 05:26 PM (XV/Pl)

286 Mark would be a Bolshevik if he was in Russia in 1917
Posted by: Skip at November 03, 2026 05:23 PM (Ia/+0)

He's one now.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2026 05:26 PM (uhVAy)

287 I consider myself relatively intelligent but, damn, I completely fail to imagine just how far left you have to be to consider the New York Times to be center right and a defender of Donald Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 05:26 PM (3cUTc)

288 "There are simply some things that most lawyers will not do."

Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 05:27 PM (5WPt1)

289 >>Given: Marc Elias is a naaasty dirtbag. But I don't really understand how his latest scheme (that we know of) is criminal. So he propped up some fool with the same name as the "R" candidate -- how could that be illegal?

Conspiracy to commit fraud both donor and voter.

Supposedly the fake Dan Sullivan candidate basically didn't even campaign. His entire purpose was to trick voters and siphon votes.

Might be a tough case to win but you know what leftists say, the process is the punishment. Works against just like Republicans.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 05:27 PM (viF8m)

290 Remember a few years ago a guy got arrested for posting a meme saying Republicans vote on date X (which was the real election day) and Democrats on date Y (which was fake).

If that's a crime everything Elias and the Alaska Democrats have done is as welll

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 05:28 PM (sKqQm)

291 For my community service in HS for NHS I worked on those machines to get em
Ready for Election Day.
Posted by: BruceWayne

During the Coolidge Administration?

Posted by: 23 Skidoo!! at November 03, 2026 05:28 PM (nTEbM)

292
Miley and I just got back from voting and some other little errands, including a chiro appointment for me. My back is a mess....but other than that, I'm okay.

Now, as far as today goes, well, I'm hoping it's not quite Shaka when the walls fell.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2026 05:28 PM (w6EFb)

293 267 Imagine living in California. Every retarded proposition and every communist dingbat wins by 70+%. Where I live, I have a choice between "Raving socialist madman" and "Rabid Trotskyite convulsing on the ground with bloody foam coming out of her mouth and soaking into her blue hair."
Posted by: zombie at November 03, 2026 05:11 PM (HD2n/)

There was one to require a photo ID to vote. Be interesting if it passes.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2026 05:28 PM (uhVAy)

294 NY Times mocked over story claiming Abdul El-Sayed’s Jewish supporters include man named ‘Jack Mehoff’

That's not funny.
Posted by: Spankin D Simeon at November 03, 2026 04:52 PM (88C+u)

Right?

Posted by: Holden McGroyne at November 03, 2026 05:13 PM (PSEDc)

Isn't it?

Of course

Posted by: Rubin Wonawt at November 03, 2026 05:28 PM (pUU4E)

295
And no mention of the GOP running 2 candidates named “Bob Ferguson” for our WA gubernatorial primary in 2024.

Hey, it's legal...right?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2026 05:28 PM (Cqx++)

296 I talked to a friend of mine who doesn’t vote often. He voted today. His state and county is solidly Republican and they probably didn’t need his vote. His reason? “These fuckers mess with ballots no matter where you are and, have found new ways to cheat”.

Posted by: That Guy at November 03, 2026 05:29 PM (aobjm)

297 Mark Elias really should move up here to live. He'd fit right in with the sniveling weasels that make up the Democrat Party here. They always lose, but they do so in the slimiest and rottenest ways possible.

Plus, maybe someone will shoot him by accident when he's walking in the woods during moose hunting season.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 05:29 PM (5WPt1)

298 Donald Trump isn't the only person who hates you, Marc Elias.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at November 03, 2026 05:29 PM (qPKjV)

299 267 Imagine living in California. Every retarded proposition and every communist dingbat wins by 70+%. Where I live, I have a choice between "Raving socialist madman" and "Rabid Trotskyite convulsing on the ground with bloody foam coming out of her mouth and soaking into her blue hair."
Posted by: zombie at November 03, 2026 05:11 PM (HD2n/)
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Same here in CA on the central coast, although not quite as bad as the bay area

Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 05:20 PM (kX27y)

Well, not by that much, but yes. Plenty of shenanigans here in Sandy Eggo too...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2026 05:29 PM (l3cgK)

300 Is Chris Murphy dead yet?

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 05:29 PM (7w/AX)

301 posted this on a wrong thread..

but here it is -

"CNN exit poll shows economy as top issue concerning voters
The CNN exit poll shows that 39 percent of voters view the economy as the top issue facing the US.

Democracy was the second most important issue with 32 percent, followed by immigration with 14 percent.

Crime was the least relevant major issue in the 2026 midterm election with only three percent. (well, duh ! Trump got crime down to nothing by getting rid of criminals nation wide!)

Trump was campaigning pretty heavily on economy this cycle. He knew which end is up.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2026 05:29 PM (AKptf)

302 Just finished filling out my ballot, once the wife finishes hers it's off to the drop off box in front of the police station.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 03, 2026 05:29 PM (VUF1p)

303 I was wondering that myself. It turns out that in politics and government so much underhanded, nonregulation behavior is not actually illegal that I assume nothing is.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2026 05:22 PM (mmrXZ)

_________________________

If I were to guess, it would be a money issue. Campaign finance fraud if someone else paid the guys registration fees to run. Maybe a little cash under the table to actually do it. Also, campaign finance fraud. He might not have even filled out those forms himself (which would also be a problem since it requires notarization of the potential candidate).

Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2026 05:29 PM (dIske)

304 So Marc Elias saw that Eddie Murphy movie where he has the same name as a well-known candidate and said ‘hmmmmmmmm’

Posted by: Elric the Blade at November 03, 2026 05:29 PM (reaaR)

305 This is my brother Dan and my other brother Dan.

Posted by: Dan Sullivan at November 03, 2026 05:30 PM (RDhJX)

306 I consider myself relatively intelligent but, damn, I completely fail to imagine just how far left you have to be to consider the New York Times to be center right and a defender of Donald Trump.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2026 05:26 PM (3cUTc)

"Lying is OP" -- Hasan Piker

The commies need to destroy the institutions that the criminal Dems built to prop them up too.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2026 05:30 PM (uhVAy)

307 >>>>>>Half-hanging used to be a thing. If you'd really pissed them off, they'd hang you without breaking your neck, let you choke for a while, cut you down, then draw and quarter you while you were still live.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Don't forget castration. They often led off with that.

Posted by: Cosda at November 03, 2026 05:30 PM (FVUW0)

308 302 Just finished filling out my ballot, once the wife finishes hers it's off to the drop off box in front of the police station.
Posted by: Beartooth at November 03, 2026 05:29 PM (VUF1p)

Where do you live, generally speaking? What a strange way to vote.

Posted by: tubal at November 03, 2026 05:30 PM (Gqar8)

309 Nood. Apparently there's an election.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 03, 2026 05:30 PM (ExV1e)

310 He knew which end is up.
Posted by: runner at

*perks up*
-Pete Bootyjuice

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 05:30 PM (YZ0Fo)

311 Supposedly the fake Dan Sullivan candidate basically didn't even campaign. His entire purpose was to trick voters and siphon votes.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2026 05:27 PM (viF8m)

As far as anyone up here knows, he didn't put down the bottle of vodka long enough to even speak to the media.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 05:31 PM (5WPt1)

312 295
And no mention of the GOP running 2 candidates named “Bob Ferguson” for our WA gubernatorial primary in 2024.

Hey, it's legal...right?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. a

Nah, Toured Ferguson threatened to sue the other 2 Bob's if they didn't withdraw.

Posted by: Rex B at November 03, 2026 05:31 PM (Jcd9M)

313 If I were to guess, it would be a money issue. Campaign finance fraud if someone else paid the guys registration fees to run. Maybe a little cash under the table to actually do it. Also, campaign finance fraud. He might not have even filled out those forms himself (which would also be a problem since it requires notarization of the potential candidate).
Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2026 05:29 PM (dIske)

There are many laws about not screwing with elections.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 03, 2026 05:31 PM (uhVAy)

314 There's a black guy on CNN saying that Trumps ICE actions are alienating the blacks and latino coalition he built. Yeah, they'll hate safe cities.

But the Carnival Cruise Big Dem Tent with a 250 pound white guy in drag waving a tiny penis in the black guys face.

That's going great.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 05:32 PM (Sco7b)

315 Don't forget castration. They often led off with that.
Posted by: Cosda at November 03, 2026 05:30 PM

Let their private parts be cut away and burned before them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at November 03, 2026 05:32 PM (7w/AX)

316 > So he propped up some fool with the same name as the "R" candidate -- how could that be illegal?

Having the intent of being confused with the other person can be fraud, even if you don't explicitly claim to be the other person. Just allowing them to assume you're the other person is enough.

If you call up Mar-a-Largo, say your name is Donald Trump, and ask them to wire a million bucks to a bodega in Costa Rica, you're gonna be charged with fraud even if your true legal name happens to be Donald Trump.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 05:33 PM (qlLNh)

317 Is Chris Murphy dead yet?

He, unfortunately had to undergo a reboot when reimaging his soul for installation of the new demon.

Posted by: Community Notes at November 03, 2026 05:33 PM (pUU4E)

318 > Thank that bit of commie scheming for the US being saddled with the sea-haggie Murkowski.

Sheer nonsense.

I don't know where you guys got this bit of received wisdom, but it's wrong.

Murkowski was in office long before RCV, and even *survived being primaried* before RCV.

It's rarely a good idea to rely on facile "explanations".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 03, 2026 05:36 PM (qlLNh)

319 Clinton campaign officials lied to reporters during the 2016 campaign, denying any involvement in the Steele Dossier. Journalists discovered the truth after the election -- that the Clinton campaign had hidden payments for the dossier as "legal fees" among the $5.6 million paid to Perkins Coie.
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This is the stuff we are supposed to forget. In fact, they count on the forgetsees of the masses.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2026 05:42 PM (2bFN5)

320 Don't shit on Texas A and M.

There are over 300 students in an OCIA class this year.

OCIA is Catholic Initiation of Adults.

I know a young man in the student chapter of the Knights of Columbus. Fine young man.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 05:43 PM (LOvBA)

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Hillary Clinton's Chief Conspiracy Theorist Marc Elias Receives DOJ Letter Informing Him He Is a CRIMINAL TARGET
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