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Ilhan Nur Said Elmi Wrote, In Her Certficate for Her Marriage to Her Brother, That Her Given Name Was "Elmi"
But then she crossed it out and falsified it as "Omar."
Deport this rancid walking crime spree in a burka.Confused much? Rep. Ilhan Omar apparently didn't know what her name was when applying in 2009 for a Minnesota marriage license to her alleged brother Ahmed Elmi, according to the document obtained by The Post. A certified copy from the Hennepin County, Minn., government shows that the Democratic congresswoman's surname was initially written as Omar, before being crossed out and replaced with Elmi. A final edit reverted it back to Omar. The revisions are potentially significant as the Justice Department investigates whether Omar fraudulently gained US citizenship in 2000 by failing to use her accurate legal name and birthdate.
The ongoing case builds on a probe into whether the Somalia-born politician committed immigration fraud by marrying Elmi, a British citizen who describes himself as gay.
"I'm not a Gay Pirate," Ahmad Elmi said,
while posing in his Gay Pirate Hijab
The Justice Department referred to Omar in a court filing last week as "Congresswoman Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, a/k/a Ilhan Abdullahi Omar." A source familiar with the investigation previously told The Post that authorities believe Omar is not the congresswoman's "real" name, meaning she was born with the last name of Elmi, just like her alleged brother-husband. The marriage certificate application -- dated Feb. 12, 2009 -- is a potentially significant piece of evidence, though not necessarily dispositive. The government form also asks whether the bride and groom are related to each other by blood or adoption. The couple attested they were not. Omar's office did not respond to The Post's requests for comment on the file. It's unclear who filled out the application, but it appears to have been written with just one person's handwriting. Unlike the Justice Department's recent reference to Omar's alleged true name, the initial revision was written as "Ilhan Omar Elmi," rather than Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, and potentially could indicate indecision about a post-marital name change. ... "The whole thing was a joke. The marriage was a fraudulent marriage, brazenly fraudulent," [Scott Johnson of Powerline and Alpha News] added. "They didn't take it seriously. It was entered into for a fraudulent purpose." AJ Kern, a former Minnesota congressional candidate who has dug into Omar's immigration records and discrepancies about her birthdate, said the evidence keeps piling up. "I think it's pretty clear she married her brother and committed immigration fraud," Kern told The Post. The bigger issue is having a non-citizen in office, she said. "If the evidence seems to be pointing to the fact that she never obtained citizenship, Congress is failing to do their job. If we've had a foreign nationalist occupying a seat in Congress, that's a problem," Kern said.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:11 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: doug at November 03, 2026 01:11 PM (hS/Ow)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 01:11 PM (yKhjs)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 01:12 PM (8B4gm)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 01:12 PM (4WM7K)
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Looks "dispositive" for AIDS
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:12 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 03, 2026 01:12 PM (rg/w7)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM
Why?
The Head of State of a foreign government got to vote in this election. The rules are... flexible sometimes.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 01:12 PM (yKhjs)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:13 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:13 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: davidt at November 03, 2026 01:13 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:13 PM (b+pJs)
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Don't you people beat on me enough?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:14 PM (IGotw)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 03, 2026 01:14 PM (w6EFb)
Bro don't "describe" himself as gay. Bro is gay. Gayer than James Talacreepo and Pete Bootyjuice fucking each other in the ass with dicks borrowed from Spartacus Booker.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)
Trying to figure out the logistics of that...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 01:15 PM (4WM7K)
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 01:16 PM (Lu7y1)
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2026 01:16 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:16 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 01:16 PM (Lu7y1)
Crocs in every color
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 01:16 PM (4WM7K)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:16 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (Q+gd/)
Tickle me Elmi...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (Sco7b)
But
Jailing a congresswoman for lying on immigration forms AND MARRYING HER BROTHER would be...the signs of a banana republic?!?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (8B4gm)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (n5tGW)
Not since Marie Antoinette has there been such a botched wedding signature.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (zvUDZ)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
But what if its a lady penis?
Posted by: David French at November 03, 2026 01:18 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 01:18 PM (Oy/m2)
A lot of long standing vulnerabilities leaked last week and were patched. I suspect that's part of why nothing's happened on that front.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:18 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: ...
Still early.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 01:18 PM (8B4gm)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)
Trying to figure out the logistics of that...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 01:15 PM (4WM7K)
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You need to be gay to figure it out. It's that gay.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: ...
Something about counting hatched chickens.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 01:19 PM (YZ0Fo)
......
Hey, just because he loves it up his ass and sipping penis does not make him gay. He's Muslim for crying out loud, they'll rape anything that moves.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2026 01:19 PM (UjdFS)
Or even fucking better, just ignore the goddamned trolls, and they will go away.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2026 01:19 PM (k5CNB)
Posted by: RandomDave at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: Nothing Will Happen Guy at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (1tBAe)
Posted by: dantesed at November 03, 2026 01:18 PM (Oy/m2)
it is the dough-like eyes. It makes him all pastry-faced
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (5yDGQ)
Or even fucking better, just ignore the goddamned trolls, and they will go away.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2026 01:19 PM (k5CNB)
Really haven't seen many.... yet
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (4WM7K)
Posted by: Ilhan Nur Said whatever at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (h+uWx)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (mkw2N)
Hold up, you're saying Booker has two dicks?
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG)
_______
He's a dick with a dick (supposedly). We could ask his "wife" but she never saw it, so ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)
What about the sous vide troll with unorthodox views on maple syrup?
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:21 PM (b+pJs)
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• Where to Apply: Applicants could purchase or apply for a marriage license in any county in Minnesota, regardless of where they lived. The actual wedding ceremony had to take place within the geographical borders of Minnesota.
• Application Details: Both parties had to provide information including their full legal names, addresses, dates and places of birth, Social Security numbers, information on any previous marriages or divorces, and the names they intended to use after marriage.
• In-Person Appearance: Around mid-2009 (taking effect in August 2009), Minnesota law required both parties to be present when applying for or signing the marriage license application (or submitting notarized supplemental forms if one party could not appear).
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 01:21 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:22 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 03, 2026 01:22 PM (M0I1r)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM
In many ways, this is the story of Mark Kelly.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:22 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: 496 at November 03, 2026 01:22 PM (wn5OB)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2026 01:19 PM (k5CNB)
Awww, now that hurts... 😒
Posted by: Message From Under the Bridge at November 03, 2026 01:23 PM (9bpxs)
Posted by: That Guy who always intones "Nothing will happen." at November 03, 2026 01:23 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:23 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2026 01:23 PM (UjdFS)
Bro's so gay that Zombie Lindsay Graham took one look and said, "Dang, I might be straight after all."
Posted by: naturalfake at November 03, 2026 01:23 PM (YSUhf)
Ilhan Nur Said Elmi Wrote, In Her Certficate for Her Marriage to Her Brother, That Her Given Name Was "Elmi"
But then she crossed it out and falsified it as "Omar."
Whereas, it's actually "Mabel".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 01:23 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: ... at November
Pull my finger.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 01:23 PM (YZ0Fo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 01:24 PM (cfGMy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 01:24 PM (eRlcH)
With beer.
So none of them are mentioning Guam.
Canada is so huge and Ontario and Quebec swing things so I believe there's a time zone rule that they can't post resultss until the West polls closed.
Does the US have that?
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (Sco7b)
The Bulwark came out today
in favor of the Democrats seizing SpaceX.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (0sNs1)
I see what at first looks like indecision over 'keep my own name/take his name'...
Then the 'corrections' appear to be in a different hand?
Honestly, everything except the corrections and signatures appears to be in one person's writing to me? But I am not a graphologist.
Posted by: RandomDave at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (aJQbY)
Does the US have that?
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (Sco7b)
=
If a state is in multiple timezones, no counting results are made public until after the last precincts close statewide.
Part of the 2000 fiasco was that networks were calling the race after the eastern time zone had closed but while the western time zone was still open.
So, Texas will close an hour after Houston closes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM (IGotw)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM (vC80E)
in favor of the Democrats seizing SpaceX.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG)
Yeah, sure. In three months it will make the European Space Agency look visionary.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM (eRlcH)
15 All aid to foreign countries should be zero'd out unless we are actively at war and they are our allies.
If you think a country needs charity write them a check.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 12:06 PM (sKqQm)
Heck, I think we should end Federal aid to the States! The "block grants" are sinister strings and an enticement to fraud. Federally administered programs were an absolute disaster, of course, but it turns out that the States are terrible too.
That doesn't mean the money should go to NGOs; "refugee resettlement" funds have corrupted churches, destroyed their reputations, and enshittified entire communities. Gov't is terrible, and it should get out of the welfare business entirely.
Posted by: SciVo at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM (ke3zm)
while posing in his Gay Pirate Hijab
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I believe the correct term is "butt pirate."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: ... at November
Pull my finger.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 03, 2026 01:23 PM
You'll feel much better.
Posted by: zombie Mao Tse Tung at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM (0sNs1)
Ontario bus driver has filed a complaint with the Canadian People's Court, aka Human Rights Commission, to get his job back.
Last year LZ was filmed in his bus wearing a stereotypical Japanese schoolgirl uniform of pink and white. And there was a paper taped to the windshield that said "Lolita Line."
Yes, he was sacked from being a driver.
And really LZ. A Japanese schoolgirl uniform? Stop with the cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 01:27 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: doug at November 03, 2026 01:27 PM (hS/Ow)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 03, 2026 01:28 PM (g7LOs)
Term limits like California? Fuck off.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 03, 2026 01:28 PM (hxMfc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM
Houston will close when we say it does.
Posted by: Harris County Election Officials at November 03, 2026 01:28 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (0sNs1)
I'm afraid that just put you in the "Islamahomophobic" section of The Hoard.
Sorry for any inconvenience your status change may have on you reputationally.
Posted by: Grok at November 03, 2026 01:28 PM (9bpxs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 01:28 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (UjdFS)
You have to show ID. So I handed the ID verifier my debit card, asking for an extra ballot. No sale.
I then said "Me nombre is Manual Enfuego", and asked for a ballot. No.
Gave my driver's license over, which was scanned. Then I was asked to state my address. Which I did. "I could get an extra ballot in California", I said.
"Not here" was the reply.
Went to the booth with touch screen, and voted.
Wrote my name in for one position. I will lose that, because the person that got 3 write-in votes in the Primary was on the ballot. I was not ready to run before the primary. So my election record will go to 7 and 1.
Looked at my printed ballot to endure the votes were correct, and went on my way.
Rural Kansas is very Republican., but the six biggest cities in Kansas are filled with Leftist voters.
Out of the 2.8 million Kansans, 80% live in urban areas. The six million cows, mostly Angus, get no vote. (This is why President Trump was in Kansas. He was in Dem strongholds.)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ...
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I'll beat on him.
Posted by: Ahmad Elmi at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (2bFN5)
Haven't seen too much "dems are winning!" fake news like most elections yet, which I find strange.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM
Houston will close when we say it does.
Posted by: Harris County Election Officials at November 03, 2026 01:28 PM (0sNs1)
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"We rule this state!"
-Houston
"lolgf"
-the 250 exurban counties
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (IGotw)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (hxMfc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM (IGotw)
Thanks.
I was wondering about country wide but this is midterms.
And not national.
Well, except for Texas.....
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)
Last year LZ was filmed in his bus wearing a stereotypical Japanese schoolgirl uniform of pink and white. And there was a paper taped to the windshield that said "Lolita Line."
A few jobs ago I had a dumpy, balding, male coworker.
He became a she and started wearing the kinds of dresses little girls wear, put his remaining hair in pigtails, and put on enough make up to make an Elizabethan actor call foul.
And I had to treat this guy like this was just completely normal in the office.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)
84 The networks always do this in Florida too, since the upper handle is heavy red, they like to try to call it without those votes released.
Haven't seen too much "dems are winning!" fake news like most elections yet, which I find strange.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (n5tGW)
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Well,
"@TonerousHyus
·
7m
Facts: FL turnout is outpacing 2024 overall for Eday. And it's R+9 redder
Just the facts ma'am"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:30 PM (IGotw)
https://youtu.be/H3Xkm8mgH_A
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 01:30 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at November 03, 2026 01:30 PM (FST7I)
Too much poll beating and you'll go blind son
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Ahmad Elmi at November 03, 2026 01:31 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG)
From:
"Trump is not trustworthy on the issues True Conservatives care about like the border, spending, taxes, regulations and the Supreme Court for abortion."
To:
"If you don't want to seize the means of production you are not a True Conservative."
In less than a decade. Though really it was about 24 hours but pretending is fun.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:31 PM (b+pJs)
Or is that a better song for Abdul, then wannabe from Michigan?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 03, 2026 01:31 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 03, 2026 01:19 PM (k5CNB)
I get a lot of telemarketer calls because some resort company inputted a wrong phone number to their database before selling the phone list.
I answer one every couple of days to advise the poor saps doing cold-calls that they are doing a really hard job for an employer who lied about their "sure hits and certain sales for commission" and I encourage them to find a job that sucks less than telemarketing. The guys out of state I suggest welding or low energy electrical work since that pays better than being a college professor.
I will get a thank you from time to time.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2026 01:31 PM (rbvCR)
Damn. That's gay.
/Liberace's "Feeling Groovy"
Posted by: man at November 03, 2026 01:32 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed
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What about me"
_El Paso
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 01:32 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: The Flintstones at November 03, 2026 01:32 PM (Q+gd/)
One of her husbands referred to him as a "dandy."
He looks the part in photos and his outfits.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 03, 2026 01:32 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2026 01:27 PM (2GVsD)
As a fan of Japanese Sschoolgirls, I was offended.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 01:32 PM (Sco7b)
I don't doubt that judges in Harris, Travis, Bexar and Dallas counties will order polls to stay open late. Like, until 10:00 AM tomorrow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2026 01:33 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: man at November 03, 2026 01:33 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 03, 2026 01:33 PM (RUWKT)
Does Exit Polling fall under the same rules of waiting?
I seem to remember quite a bit of "news" based on Exit Polls before the legal times for the networks to declare esp with florida.
.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 03, 2026 01:33 PM (YSUhf)
Does Exit Polling fall under the same rules of waiting?
I seem to remember quite a bit of "news" based on Exit Polls before the legal times for the networks to declare esp with florida.
.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 03, 2026 01:33 PM (YSUhf)
Exit polls don't have rules.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 03, 2026 01:34 PM (okun6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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You write as if there were discipline, maturity or rationality here.
hahahah
Happy Election Day.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 01:34 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 03, 2026 01:14 PM (w6EFb)
What a terrible idea! People in pirate and bandit cultures don't create value, so if they let other families siphon off what they've stolen, they will become poor. Suggesting marrying outside the family is like rooting for their impoverishment.
Posted by: SciVo at November 03, 2026 01:35 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2026 01:35 PM (2WIwB)
Also I want my turbo boost so I can fly over traffic to work for once
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at November 03, 2026 01:35 PM (kDYl8)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:35 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: GigantorX at November 03, 2026 01:35 PM (tTd/z)
Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro
ABC's "bona fide news program" The View brings on Hillary Clinton and Kara Swisher to push a slew of conspiracy theories about how the midterms could be stolen.
They predict:
-ICE will confront people at the polls
-Use the Justice Department and U.S. Marshals Service in a nefarious way
-The election results will be hacked and changed (teed up by Sunny Hostin)
-Use peoples Social Security numbers to manipulate their thoughts
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 03, 2026 01:35 PM (ndZc7)
Maine Senator Susan Collins' campaign office was vandalized with a chilling message in fake blood as chaotic incidents have gripped early midterms voting on election day.
Red graffiti reading 'BLOOD ON HER HANDS' was scrawled on Collins' Maine campaign office ahead of her re-election showdown against Democrat Troy Jackson, one of a few key races across the nation that will decide control of congress.
In New York, voting machines also failed in Westchester County ahead of a vital House election, with officials blaming the 'thickness' of ballot paper for causing widespread malfunctions and plugning the race into uncertainty.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 01:35 PM (kX27y)
I don't doubt that judges in Harris, Travis, Bexar and Dallas counties will order polls to stay open late. Like, until 10:00 AM tomorrow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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or run out of paper
or lose power
in Republican precincts
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 01:36 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 01:36 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2026 01:36 PM (szrhY)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 03, 2026 01:36 PM (RKPso)
Posted by: PG at November 03, 2026 01:37 PM (YAu8A)
https://tinyurl.com/343ns59k
lol it's ... something!
poor Taverner
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 03, 2026 01:37 PM (qBivk)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:37 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 01:37 PM (cfGMy)
I see what at first looks like indecision over 'keep my own name/take his name'...
Then the 'corrections' appear to be in a different hand?
Honestly, everything except the corrections and signatures appears to be in one person's writing to me? But I am not a graphologist.
Posted by: RandomDave at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (aJQbY)
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Possibly, but she didn't know what her after-marriage name was gonna be as she's filling out the license?
I think standing on its own this means little. But in context it's meaningful. In a scandal involving her faking her "Omar" name, it just so happens on her marriage license she (or someone) couldn't figure out what her last name was?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)
They predict:
-ICE will confront people at the polls
-Use the Justice Department and U.S. Marshals Service in a nefarious way
-The election results will be hacked and changed (teed up by Sunny Hostin)
-Use peoples Social Security numbers to manipulate their thoughts
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Always projection. They always want you to know what they have done, are doing or plan to do.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:38 PM (b+pJs)
Liz Collin
@lizcollin
·
1h
SUBMITTED: Poll worker wears “Problem Solved” T-shirt with red splatter near the collar resembling blood.
Speculation is that it celebrates the assassination of Charlie Kirk or other assassinations; the Halloween design has been controversial for years.
The picture was taken Saturday at the Rogers fire station community room.
In a statement to @AlphaNews, Hennepin County confirmed it forwarded the concern to the city clerk in Rogers for review.
“Hennepin County expects polling places to be welcoming and free from intimidation, harassment, or disruption for voters and election workers alike… Anyone with concerns about conduct at a polling place should bring them to the attention of the head election judge or city clerk's office,” the statement reads.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 01:39 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 01:36 PM (n5tGW)
+5 D seats in Cali (barring a red wave type, when they'd lose them all, since they redistricted them closer to the margin of error.
R's picked up a bunch throughout the country, but I don't know the net/net totals. TJM would.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 01:39 PM (yKhjs)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 01:39 PM (yKhjs)
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Not off the top of my head, but it was like 4 in both TX and FL, and a handful of others.
Probably 12 or so?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:41 PM (IGotw)
I know it's unorthodox but can we have a thread where we all specifically beat on the poll troll?
Too much poll beating and you'll go blind son
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)
You REALLY don't want to be blind while trying to shave your palms...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 03, 2026 01:41 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 01:16 PM (Lu7y1)
A garage full of Vintage Vespas.
Posted by: How It Works at November 03, 2026 01:41 PM (xE8Sr)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 01:30 P
We really need to document 'The Retarded Years' better.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 01:41 PM (Sco7b)
If you mean the partisan advantage built into the new congressional maps—not seats actually won in today’s election—the total is Republicans +15 seats versus Democrats +6, for a net Republican advantage of 9 seats. The Republican-leaning shifts were Alabama (+1), Florida (+4), Louisiana (+1), North Carolina (+1), Ohio (+2), Tennessee (+1), and Texas (+5); the Democratic-leaning shifts were California (+5) and Utah (+1).
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM (IGotw)
Houston will stay open an extra 2 hours.
Posted by: Random Brazilian Judge in Houston at November 03, 2026 01:43 PM (1tBAe)
If you mean the partisan advantage built into the new congressional maps—not seats actually won in today’s election—the total is Republicans +15 seats versus Democrats +6, for a net Republican advantage of 9 seats. The Republican-leaning shifts were Alabama (+1), Florida (+4), Louisiana (+1), North Carolina (+1), Ohio (+2), Tennessee (+1), and Texas (+5); the Democratic-leaning shifts were California (+5) and Utah (+1).
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)
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That UT seat is going to go away next Congress. That chicanery was never going to last longer than one cycle.
And we'll probably see action in other states one at a time like Mississippi, South Carolina, and Indiana.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:43 PM (IGotw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:26 PM (IGotw)
Houston will stay open an extra 2 hours.
Posted by: Random Brazilian Judge in Houston at November 03, 2026 01:43 PM (1tBAe)
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And Talarico will still lose by hundreds of thousands of votes because the exurban vote is so huge.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:44 PM (IGotw)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 01:44 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: grass monkey at November 03, 2026 01:44 PM (EH7ZV)
When is she going to be deported?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 01:44 PM (vC80E)
Not soon enough
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 01:44 PM (4WM7K)
https://tinyurl.com/343ns59k
lol it's ... something!
I'm not sure what they intended that ad to say, but "black kids are terrors that their parents don't try to control" probably wasn't it.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:44 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 01:45 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2026 01:45 PM (rbvCR)
Disgusting - what a pig he is:
Hen Mazzig
@HenMazzig
Jon Stewart makes fun of Haley Stevens' fiancé's appearance.
Her fiancé, Jason Turkish, is legally blind.
This isn't comedy. It's bullying. And it’s disgusting.
https://tinyurl.com/3yfpj2vu
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 01:45 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 03, 2026 01:45 PM (hmYU4)
Posted by: Every Judge Who Will Hear This Case at November 03, 2026 01:46 PM (1tBAe)
@NickFondacaro
ABC's "bona fide news program" The View brings on Hillary Clinton and Kara Swisher to push a slew of conspiracy theories about how the midterms could be stolen.
They predict:
-ICE will confront people at the polls
-Use the Justice Department and U.S. Marshals Service in a nefarious way
-The election results will be hacked and changed (teed up by Sunny Hostin)
-Use peoples Social Security numbers to manipulate their thoughts
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 03, 2026 01:35 PM (ndZc7)
- Donald Trump will rape voters at random in an abandoned JC Penney's, telling them their pussy is too trash for Bergdorf's
- A cabal of Don's Hebrew relatives will use their vile Jew sorcery to take voting machines offline
- The FSB, at Uncle Vlad's direction, will use sonic weapons to disorient urban voters
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 03, 2026 01:46 PM (DlRrz)
I think they meant to say, grannies are as useless like they used to portray normal dads as?
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 03, 2026 01:46 PM (qBivk)
When is she going to be deported?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 01:44 PM (vC80E)
Trump 2026
We Deport, You a-Lied
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:46 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 01:46 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Bob at November 03, 2026 01:47 PM (hWhmF)
I really should not laugh this hard at work.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:47 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 01:46 PM (n5tGW)
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Electing a Republican senator in MN isn't going to stop squat.
What will stop Somali fraud is aggressive action from the DOJ and electing a Republican AG in MN who will also criminally indict these people at the state level.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:47 PM (IGotw)
Posted by: Dave at November 03, 2026 01:48 PM (sbsMc)
she was a very good FH player and a sweet girl
I'm sure she got all her shots, IOW
terrible, so incredibly shocking and sad.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 03, 2026 01:48 PM (qBivk)
Sorry Orchid. What a year.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:49 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 03, 2026 01:48 PM (qBivk
Prayers for her Family
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 01:49 PM (4WM7K)
Posted by: Ian S.
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and Spoiled, - that's the message - terror,
Looks like the Baltimore mayor produced it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 01:49 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 01:34 PM
You shouldn't let a few fart jokes spoil it for everyone.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2026 01:49 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 01:46 PM (n5tGW)
Even is a miracle happens and she wins, as a us senator she has no say in how the state allocates its money. Most of the Learing Center fraud was via state programs.
Posted by: Shrugs at November 03, 2026 01:49 PM (1tBAe)
https://tinyurl.com/jvvwc7nm
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 01:50 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 03, 2026 01:50 PM (5qYw1)
Looks like the Baltimore mayor produced it.
No gunshots. Not Baltimore.
Posted by: How It Works at November 03, 2026 01:50 PM (xE8Sr)
Local position.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 03, 2026 01:50 PM (RORbl)
Apparently Maricopa county is having power problems and their voting machines are/were inoperable. This is also fine.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 01:50 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2026 01:49 PM (0sNs1)
What do you call a few fart jokes spoiling it for everyone?
A good start
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:50 PM (b+pJs)
_________________________
Isn't there a Capt. Obvious that posts here. Is he slacking? Or am I mistaken. This is AOS....so it could have been Capt. Oblivious.
I know it's not Capt. Obsequious. We have no bootlickers here.
Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2026 01:50 PM (dIske)
I am so sorry. This really is awful, how absolutely devastating for her family. My prayers are with them and you.
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2026 01:50 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 01:46 PM (n5tGW)
Even is a miracle happens and she wins, as a us senator she has no say in how the state allocates its money. Most of the Learing Center fraud was via state programs.
Posted by: Shrugs at November 03, 2026 01:49 PM (1tBAe)
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Fortunately, the incumbent AG, Keith Ellison, has been polling weakly.
We'll see.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:50 PM (IGotw)
You shouldn't let a few fart jokes spoil it for everyone.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2026 01:49 PM (0sNs1)
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Excuse me sir.
Boobs.
Posted by: ballistic at November 03, 2026 01:50 PM (oqH4h)
she was a very good FH player and a sweet girl
I'm sure she got all her shots, IOW
terrible, so incredibly shocking and sad.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 03, 2026 01:48 PM (qBivk)
How's your child doing?
And the family?
I used to run crazy amounts. My town to others and back. So stuff like this...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 01:51 PM (Sco7b)
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On the bright side, that might not be a reference to Kirk. She could be muslim.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:51 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:47 PM
Nothing will happen.
Posted by: That Guy who langorisly intones "Nothing will happen." at November 03, 2026 01:51 PM (0sNs1)
https://tinyurl.com/343ns59k
lol it's ... something!
poor Taverner
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 03, 2026 01:37 PM (qBivk)
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Great message! When you're rich and entitled but your black (?) grandkids are spoiled little violent shits you want to punch in the face, good old John Lewis can help!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:52 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: RandomDave at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (aJQbY)
My working hypothesis is they're gay.
I mean, I suspect intraparty factional jockeying for position. They want power for their own clique to oppress us, not for themselves to be oppressed by hostile competitors in their coalition.
Posted by: SciVo at November 03, 2026 01:52 PM (ke3zm)
Awww, you should give your mother-in-law a break.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 01:52 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 01:52 PM (n5tGW)
Lmao
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:52 PM (b+pJs)
Its the same places, every damn time. But hey - just vote harder or something.
Posted by: How It Works at November 03, 2026 01:52 PM (xE8Sr)
Posted by: doug at November 03, 2026 01:53 PM (hS/Ow)
The Post and Fox News are both under the control of the Murdoch kids. And you don't get invited to the Met Gala if you run actual news that hurts Democrats.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2026 01:53 PM (2ocoG)
159 I think if charges are brought to DC she will be found not guilty by the libs in DC and then it's time to make DC square again.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 03, 2026 01:50 PM (5qYw1)
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The real danger for the left is getting it to SCOTUS and a majority of 5 deciding that it's time to revisit Schneiderman v. United States, Afroyim v. Rusk, and Maslenjak v. United States, the controlling precedents on how the judiciary is supposed to approach denaturalization.
DC Circuit as a whole has a better understanding of how precedent can bite them in the ass than district court judges, and I'd imagine a DOJ intent on driving this issue as high as possible would get a favorable result at the circuit level.
Omar isn't worth potentially weakening the precedents.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:53 PM (IGotw)
she was a very good FH player and a sweet girl
I'm sure she got all her shots, IOW
terrible, so incredibly shocking and sad.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 03, 2026 01:48 PM (qBivk)
_________________
Rachel Apa? It's all over the NYC news.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: CAPTAIN PHILLIPS at November 03, 2026 01:54 PM (LBj9x)
However, thanks to the wonderful wonderful media of every description, I know about some pole dancing shirt lifter running for something in Texas.
I don’t know anybody who can name 3 people on the city council.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 03, 2026 01:55 PM (IKyq4)
Great message! When you're rich and entitled but your black (?) grandkids are spoiled little violent shits you want to punch in the face, good old John Lewis can help!
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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British enrichment.
The ad was definitely not intended for the working class.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 01:55 PM (vC80E)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:51 PM (b+pJs)
Nah, she's an old AWFL.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 01:56 PM (kX27y)
Granted, I haven't exactly watched the news on the daily. But Robers and ACB are still in the Supremes, right ?
If so ? Nobody's getting deported. Might import another illegal adoptee or three.
Posted by: How It Works at November 03, 2026 01:56 PM (xE8Sr)
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Doesn't Boasburg have this in his lap now? I would not bet on him shafting the country for her, just to stick his finger deeper into Trump's eye.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 03, 2026 01:56 PM (RORbl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent at November 03, 2026 01:35 PM (ndZc7)
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Well this seems like an improper use of social security numbers. Thoughts should be manipulated with other numbers! Birthdays, maybe? That could be more efficient and target those with the same birthdates at one time.
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2026 01:56 PM (ZdaMQ)
If so ? Nobody's getting deported. Might import another illegal adoptee or three.
Posted by: How It Works at November 03, 2026 01:56 PM (xE8Sr)
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Well, never mind that Roberts and ACB side with Trump like 99% of the time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:56 PM (IGotw)
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay
Ahmed Elmi sure got some purty lips.
Posted by: 88C+u at November 03, 2026 01:57 PM (88C+u)
https://tinyurl.com/mrnb4yd3
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
She wrote her supposed name properly, I believe, in the space where it asked what her name was currently. It looks like she couldn't decide what her married name should be. I'm not sure that's quite the evidence people think it is. She had planned to change her name, and then she chose not to. I think this one is a nothing burger.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 01:57 PM (5WPt1)
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Doesn't Boasburg have this in his lap now? I would not bet on him shafting the country for her, just to stick his finger deeper into Trump's eye.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 03, 2026 01:56 PM (RORbl)
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He's district level.
I expect district level to show its ass.
Circuit level has a stronger history of actually acting like jurists afraid of SCOTUS tearing up major precedent. They did a lot of ending things that could upend stuff throughout Trump's second term, mostly around civil service laws.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:58 PM (IGotw)
Posted by: Dr_No at November 03, 2026 01:58 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:51 PM (b+pJs)
Nah, she's an old AWFL.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 01:5
Saw that.
After I take care of Ralphy, I have nothing to lose. Bitch made me think of that.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 01:58 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2026 01:58 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay
That's what you guys always bitch about concerning women.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 01:58 PM (5WPt1)
https://tinyurl.com/mrnb4yd3
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:17 PM (iFTx/)
She wrote her supposed name properly, I believe, in the space where it asked what her name was currently. It looks like she couldn't decide what her married name should be. I'm not sure that's quite the evidence people think it is. She had planned to change her name, and then she chose not to. I think this one is a nothing burger.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 01:57 PM (5WPt1)
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Maybe, but see my comment above.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:58 PM (iFTx/)
Now, there's pretty much no chance of a Democrat winning anything here, but there's no turnout to speak of either way.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2026 01:58 PM (BI5O2)
Now, there's pretty much no chance of a Democrat winning anything here, but there's no turnout to speak of either way.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2026 01:58 PM (BI5O2)
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It's contentious senate races that drive up turnout in midterms.
TN's senate race is a foregone conclusion, so no one cares.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 01:59 PM (IGotw)
When I filled out my ballot yesterday, I made sure to vote in every single contested race. Often in the past I skipped small, local positions. No more. Government at every level has too much power to do that.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 01:59 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: CAPTAIN PHILLIPS at November 03, 2026 01:59 PM (LBj9x)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 02:00 PM (cfGMy)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 01:13 PM (b+pJs)
Asked before, but could an AI be tasked with doing traffic analysis at various VPN providers to determine which one goes hot, and from where, for each time-stamped troll dropping here?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 02:01 PM (0kX4S)
I also have never heard of John Lewis( other than the congressman). I assume it’s some high end store like marks and Spencer’s or something.
Posted by: Shrugs at November 03, 2026 02:01 PM (1tBAe)
Posted by: Smellslikevictory at November 03, 2026 02:01 PM (2Xrky)
Considering how many insane people I'm seeing on Twitter claim the Learjet crash was a missile, I am reconsidering my opinion on how many people are capable of self-governance.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 02:02 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2026 02:02 PM (rbvCR)
I expect worse yet to come.
https://tinyl.co/5H6T
Posted by: CPT Charles at November 03, 2026 02:02 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 03, 2026 02:03 PM (cfGMy)
Posted by: zombie at November 03, 2026 02:03 PM (HD2n/)
There are no Swing States in a mid-term election.
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 02:03 PM (/izzV)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 02:03 PM (b+pJs)
Now, there's pretty much no chance of a Democrat winning anything here, but there's no turnout to speak of either way.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 03, 2026 01:58 PM (BI5O2)
_____________________________
I covered a little of that. Rented a van this morning and drove (what was supposed to be 14, and turned into 17) elderly retirees from my Aunt's retirement home to the precinct. It took three trips, and there were two oxygen tanks, lots is nonsensical gabbing, a sharing of tissues (which grossed me out), and more gossip than I could handle.
I loaded them up with all kinds of stuff they shouldn't be eating (donuts, pastries, tiny little cheesecakes, and candy). One old lady (Miriam) was a hoot. She got out of the fan, and looked up at the sky and said, "Just checking to see if the Turkey Vultures followed us here."
Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2026 02:04 PM (dIske)
Is she still there?
Nothing is happening guy is still right.
for the moment.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 03, 2026 02:04 PM (zafwz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 02:04 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 01:54 PM (iFTx/)
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So awful, never heard of this condition......
She was pronounced dead late Sunday – with her dad telling the outlet she died from rhabdomyolysis, a medical condition that causes the muscles to break down rapidly. Proteins such as myoglobin are released, which can overwhelm the kidneys, leading to organ failure, according to the Cleveland Clinic.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 02:04 PM (kX27y)
Considering how many insane people I'm seeing on Twitter claim the Learjet crash was a missile, I am reconsidering my opinion on how many people are capable of self-governance.
Posted by: bonhomme
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 02:04 PM (9/MK9)
Posted by: ironwolf32 at November 03, 2026 02:05 PM (MO0/c)
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2026 02:05 PM (b+pJs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 02:04 PM (n5tGW)
=
And even then, they probably don't have to bother.
Blue tsunami. One more vote won't matter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:05 PM (IGotw)
The Internet isn't real.
Twitter is even less-so.
Posted by: garrett at November 03, 2026 02:05 PM (/izzV)
I loaded them up with all kinds of stuff they shouldn't be eating (donuts, pastries, tiny little cheesecakes, and candy). One old lady (Miriam) was a hoot. She got out of the fan, and looked up at the sky and said, "Just checking to see if the Turkey Vultures followed us here."
Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2026 02:04 PM (dIske)
That is so nice of you
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 02:05 PM (4WM7K)
The GOPe will keep the House and the Senate.
But PDT will still be a "lame duck" and the Dems in the Senate will filibuster everything.
PDT will "settle the family business" with Iran tout-de-suite.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 02:05 PM (LOvBA)
MSNow - I think Katie is sitting on a Sybian. That bitch is giddy. Reporting gas prices to the 1.7 million viewers.
CNN - Wolf is on. CNN's 700,000 can trust him because he has a grey beard. Michigan update.
CBC - Midterms - Texas - Paxton . Lol "I'm an orphan. An immigrant from Mexico."
Fox - Israel aid. Abdul
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 02:06 PM (Sco7b)
It kinda was.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 03, 2026 02:06 PM (J4Dwc)
I loaded them up with all kinds of stuff they shouldn't be eating (donuts, pastries, tiny little cheesecakes, and candy). One old lady (Miriam) was a hoot. She got out of the fan, and looked up at the sky and said, "Just checking to see if the Turkey Vultures followed us here."
Posted by: Orson
Should have stopped by the Gentleman's club for the free lunch
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 02:06 PM (9/MK9)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 03, 2026 01:20 PM (4WM7K)
The banhammer is warmly glowing from the heat of air friction today.
Thanks, CBD!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 02:07 PM (0kX4S)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 02:07 PM (LOvBA)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 02:07 PM (LOvBA)
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Median intelligence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:08 PM (IGotw)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 02:06 PM (9/MK9)
__________________
Hey, I was sweating it the entire time hoping they all remained vertical until I got them back. I wasn't about to tempt a coronary issue.
Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2026 02:08 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 02:09 PM (n5tGW)
When first we practice to deceive...
I hope she does not enjoy the free trip back to Somalia and hates living amongst the people she claims to truly represent in Congress.
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2026 02:09 PM (5rh/l)
https://tinyurl.com/jvvwc7nm
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 01:50 PM (kX27y)
That is so outrageous I'm wondering if it's real. It looks real.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at November 03, 2026 02:09 PM (OlzlW)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2026 01:25 PM (0sNs1)
Basically, it's OK to be the buttfucker, but not the buttfuckee. Especially if the latter likes it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 02:10 PM (0kX4S)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 02:07 PM (LOvBA)
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Median intelligence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:08 PM (IGotw)
________________________
You're both being generous.
Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2026 02:10 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 02:09 PM (n5tGW)
An Israeli missile.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 02:10 PM (/OKHJ)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 02:10 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 02:07 PM (LOvBA)
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Median intelligence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:08 PM
Dude on MSNow.
"I think Democrat voters are smart enough to walk and chew gum at the same time."
Encouraging.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 02:11 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2026 02:11 PM (0kX4S)
Most everyone I know (golf group, bowling group, church) voted early.
The GOP did do a good job of getting folks to vote early so that their vote would not be subject to voting day shenanigans. We don't have that here. But other places "run out of ballots."
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 02:11 PM (LOvBA)
The rest was typical local BS. Although... there were at least 5 or 6 (R) candidates running unopposed. All county.
The Sherriff was the only real contested election, locally. There's some horseshit going on with the surrounding town and city... but I don't vote in those elections.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 03, 2026 02:12 PM (RORbl)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
Go on social media and see how many are claiming the plane crash was a missile. I think you need to up that 49% to 70%.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 02:13 PM (9/MK9)
"I think Democrat voters are smart enough to walk and chew gum at the same time."
But they're not though.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 02:13 PM (yKhjs)
I was wondering about country wide but this is midterms.
And not national.
Well, except for Texas.....
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)
The answer is no, and as you saw it wouldn't even occur to us to have an interstate rule like that, since the States are semi-sovereign. Presidential elections are typically decided before Oregon's ballot drop boxes even close.
Posted by: SciVo at November 03, 2026 02:13 PM (ke3zm)
Most everyone I know (golf group, bowling group, church) voted early.
The GOP did do a good job of getting folks to vote early so that their vote would not be subject to voting day shenanigans. We don't have that here. But other places "run out of ballots."
Posted by: no one of any consequence
The Upstate seems brisk.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 03, 2026 02:13 PM (8B4gm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 02:09 PM (n5tGW)
An Israeli missile.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 03, 2026 02:10 PM (/OKHJ)
______________________
I'm going to remind you that the video of the 9/11 Pentagon crash was promptly disavowed as a plane by the usual suspects....and they remain steadfast in that belief to this day.
Posted by: Orson at November 03, 2026 02:13 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at November 03, 2026 02:14 PM (hXOa5)
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at November 03, 2026 02:09 PM (OlzlW)
Oh, it's real, alright......
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 02:14 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 03, 2026 02:04 PM (n5tGW)
=
And even then, they probably don't have to bother.
Blue tsunami. One more vote won't matter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at November 03, 2026 02:05 PM (IGotw)
Y'all are naughty.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 02:15 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2026 02:15 PM (LOvBA)
https://tinyurl.com/jvvwc7nm
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 01:50 PM (kX27y)
That is so outrageous I'm wondering if it's real. It looks real.
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at November 03, 2026 02:09 PM (OlzlW)
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That's a halloween/horror shirt that's existed for years, IIRC. It's supposed to mean that you are a badass and killed whatever was threatening you.
Could this lady be trying to evoke Charlie? Possibly. But the shirt itself is not anti-Charlie at all.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 03, 2026 02:15 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at November 03, 2026 02:09 PM (OlzlW)
Oh, it's real, alright......
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 02:14 PM (kX27y)
___________________________
Oh, they're real alright. And, they're spectacular.
Posted by: Terri Hatcher at November 03, 2026 02:15 PM (dIske)
CNN - Wolf is on. CNN's 700,000 can trust him because he has a grey beard. Michigan update.
CBC - Midterms - Texas - Paxton . Lol "I'm an orphan. An immigrant from Mexico."
Fox - Israel aid. Abdul
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart
......
It's enough to make you scream.
Hope there is some 90 Day Fiance re-runs on tonight or something.
Posted by: wth at November 03, 2026 02:15 PM (UjdFS)
I fully believe the Pentagon 9/11 site was an airplane crash. That said, there's no good video of it. There's like one frame of a low framerate, low resolution security camera that captures a maybe plane.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 02:15 PM (mkw2N)
But that is just one small bit in the case saying she married her brother to commit immigration fraud for him.
Posted by: GWB at November 03, 2026 02:16 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2026 02:02 PM (rbvCR)
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Every dollar counts
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 03, 2026 02:16 PM (vC80E)
And, I believe it's located at a church:
Dustin Grage
@GrageDustin
·
1h
This is an actual voting precinct in South Minneapolis that was just sent to me.
“Protect immigrants and refugees”
“Protect queer kids”
“Share the wealth”
How is this legal,
@MNSteveSimon
?
Vote Tad Jude to end political messaging at voting precincts.
Posted by: beckster at November 03, 2026 02:17 PM (kX27y)
"I think Democrat voters are smart enough to walk and chew gum at the same time."
But they're not though.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 02:13 PM (yKhjs)
I know I have never seen one do it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 03, 2026 02:17 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 03, 2026 02:15 PM (mkw2N)
Well, we all know missiles have landing gear exactly like the mainmounts recovered from the wreckage.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 02:17 PM (yKhjs)
Posted by: bluebell at November 03, 2026 02:18 PM (DoRUf)
I fully believe the Pentagon 9/11 site was an airplane crash. That said, there's no good video of it. There's like one frame of a low framerate, low resolution security camera that captures a maybe plane.
Posted by: bonhomme
They think all planes crash like they are landing.
NOT like a lawn dart.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 03, 2026 02:18 PM (9/MK9)
Posted by: grass monkey at November 03, 2026 02:19 PM (EH7ZV)
Posted by: Ann at November 03, 2026 02:19 PM (SHHm+)
For Ann Arbor.?!?
Not looking good.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106.5 years old - puppy at heart at November 03, 2026 02:19 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: SciVo at November 03, 2026 02:20 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: grass monkey at November 03, 2026 02:19 PM (EH7Z
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I did not, simply because Jewells had made me a beautiful one and I didn't want to be greedy. Empire1 was such a dear to do that for so many people. God rest her soul.
Posted by: bluebell at November 03, 2026 02:21 PM (DoRUf)
If what he says about flying that particular model is true I'd have a hard time understanding how it got FAA certification to fly at all. (YMMV)
Look up the term "coffin corner" as it relates to aircraft stability in certain conditions. This one's was tiny when it lost control. Which is bad.
Worse that Boeing's ordeal with the 737MAX.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 03, 2026 02:22 PM (RORbl)
Posted by: bluebell at November 03, 2026 02:21 PM (DoRUf)
I've got one from her, and I cherish it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 02:24 PM (yKhjs)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at November 03, 2026 02:24 PM (yKhjs)
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If you're interested in the prayers that go with it, look up the Catholic Crusade on YouTube. I'm glad you got one!
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