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Quick Hits
Whomst could have seen this coming?
Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_ EXCLUSIVE: A Honduran illegal alien who was arrested by ICE in Minnesota during Operation Metro Surge, issued a deportation order, then ordered released from ICE detention by a Clinton-appointed federal judge on "due process" grounds has now been arrested & charged w/ raping a woman in her Minnesota home while working as a handyman after his release. Police say the rape was captured on the woman's internal home surveillance video. Authorities in Ramsey County, MN have charged 42-year-old MARCOTULIO MELENDEZ DIAZ with felony 1st degree criminal sexual penetration w/ coercion. According to the criminal complaint, on October 11th, MELENDEZ DIAZ allegedly overpowered and repeatedly raped the female victim in her own home in Mounds View, MN against her will while working as a handyman, and the assault was captured on the woman's internal home surveillance system video. He is in custody on $150,000 bond and will face up to 30 years in prison if convicted. ICE has placed a detainer on him. ICE sources tell FOX that MELENDEZ DIAZ was initially caught and released at the Texas border by the Biden administration in April 2024. ICE arrested him in Minnesota in January 2026 during Operation Metro Surge and transferred him to ICE detention in Texas where he initially crossed the border illegally. An immigration judge issued him a deportation order on 3/30/2026 and MELENDEZ DIAZ appealed. But on 8/7/2026, a federal judge in the Western District of Texas, Judge Orlando L. Garcia (Clinton appointee) ordered MELENDEZ DIAZ released from ICE custody and granted his habeas petition on grounds of "due process", and MELENDEZ DIAZ made his way back to Minnesota. The Board of Immigration Appeals then rejected MELENDEZ DIAZ's appeal on 10/9/2026 and issued him a final deportation order, and two days later, police say he raped the Minnesota woman in her home. Frustrated ICE sources say this alleged rape would have never happened if MELENDEZ DIAZ had remained in ICE custody. I've reached out to Judge Garcia's office & courtroom deputy for comment.
Pro-terrorist antiamerican communist and adulterer Democrat Sen. Chris Murphy has suffered a stroke.
Sen. Chris Murphy, D-Conn., is "awake and alert" after being hospitalized for a stroke over the weekend, the New York Times reported, citing his chief of staff.He was attending a hockey game when he suffered the stroke. Thoughts and prayers. Well, thoughts anyway. The Daily Kos governor of Connecticut slapped a reporter's phone from her hand when the communist was asked a question he didn't like. See, all of these fairies and pussies are tough guys now. But Trump's so crude and aggressive! He SHREDZZZ NORMZZZ! Churchgoers say that Haley Stevens' endorsement of Mike Rogers might change their votes.
"We can't stand with hate. We can't stand with Hasan Piker," Stevens told reporters after the morning service. "All I can do is lead with love and integrity." ... "When young Jewish women have to hide their Star of Davids to walk across the University of Michigan campus, we have gone too far. When young men have to wear ball caps over their yarmulkes, for being Jewish, we have gone too far," Rogers said. "This is more a statement about standing together against hate and the future of this state and this country than it is anything else." Church attendees told the Free Beacon that they were encouraged to see the display of bipartisanship at the service and that it might even change some votes. "I thought [the joint appearance] was interesting. It could be taken as bipartisan, people working together on both sides, Democrat and Republican. That could be a good thing," the first churchgoer said. "But it also could be a dig [that] elevates the tension," she added. Another woman leaving the church said she hadn't "made up her mind yet" on the election, but was "very pleased that [Rogers] did stay for the whole service." "We do have a lot of candidates who come when they're running for something, and he did stay for the whole service," she said. "So I appreciate that."
David Hogg 🟧
@davidhogg111 If you supported Haley Stevens now is your time to speak out, denounce her as the Republican she is and apologize for supporting a traitor.
Femboy terrorist mouthpiece Wajahat Ali warns that if Michigan doesn't "elect" the Muslim Brotherhood Candidate Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed, peaceful Mulsims will resort to terrorism in response:
Wajahat Ali
@WajahatAli Nov 1 If, God forbid, Abdul loses, this will be a watershed moment in Democratic politics. The fire will rise. It's over. People will be radicalized against corporate, pro-Israel Dems. There will be a reckoning. If, when, he wins, it will be a watershed moment. And that reckoning will still come.
Laura LoomerAsked if Palestine has the right to a homeland, the Five Foot Five Fedayeen Fireplug answered immediately and simply: "Yes." Asked if Israel has the right to a homeland, he said "Yes, but... Israel will have to accept" conditions he doesn't spell out, but which, in another answer, seem to be that Israel will have to accept that Palestinians have the right not just to Gaza and the West Bank but all of Israel. So yes, Israel can exist, so long as it is actually Arab-dominated Palestine.
@LauraLoomer
If the Trump administration and our@FBIDirectorKash doesn't conduct a raid on the home of @WajahatAli and his entire mosque by tomorrow at 10 am EST, then we will know we are a conquered country. Muslims should not be allowed to make these types of brazen threats of Jihad.
CBS: “Does Palestine have the right to exist?”
CBS: "Wait, you said-" EL-SAYED: "Lemme just..." https://t.co/Ypqt0r6a38— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) November 2, 2026
EL-SAYED: “Yes”
CBS: “Does Israel have the right to exist?”
EL-SAYED: “So, uh, yes, if there is a shared understanding…"
.@AbdulElSayed says it’s ok for MEN to be in girl’s locker rooms.
Why? “Well because they are going to find out about it on the internet anyway” Completely unacceptable. https://t.co/eXeh70kkeP— Mike Rogers (@MikeRogersForMI) November 2, 2026
DOUTHAT: What is taught in school? What happens with transgender kids on sports teams and so on, right? Like, these are places where rights are in conflict. Right? What do you think happens there? EL-SAYED: I don't know if that's actually true. I think we manufacture these social issues, because here's the thing about it. Ross, you have an iPhone in your pocket, probably. Or is it iPhone or Samsung? You have a phone in your pocket, right? DOUTHAT: Yeah. EL-SAYED: You can get access to everything and anything in the whole world, all the world's information in your pocket. The notion, somehow, that you are going to prevent your child from being exposed to something that you may find disagreeable, and that that is going to be because of school, is so profoundly outdated.So what you're saying is that it's okay to f*** nine year old girls because porn exists?
Because, of course, you have all the information, and they have all the information. So here's the thing about it. I think it's really important for us to recognize that the free flow of information is actually a beautiful thing. It's really important. And the most important thing you can do is not try to protect a person from seeing a thing. It's about trying to make sure you coach your kid through the world that you are engaging with them and saying, 'here's what I believe, here's what you may see in the world, you get to make your choices about who you're going to be in the world.' But that's going to require us to make do with the fact that, like, the internet is a real thing, and this debate about, like, quote-unquote what's taught in the classroom, I think has been made into a cultural flashpoint, because a lot of the folks who want to make this a topic of conversation don't want to be talking about the real issues that we face.
Rich LowryAbdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed rejects, get this, the two state solution and argues that Palestinians' have a "right to self-determination" over all of Israel. But remember, all he wants to talk about is "affordability" and health care, right?
@RichLowry In trying to minimize the wrong of girls being exposed to male genitalia in locker rooms, AES proves much, too much. He advances an argument that would mean adults never trying to protect kids from *anything*, since they can be exposed, in theory, to whatever it is on the internet at any time. What is supposed to be a clever defense of the indefensible turns out to be one of the most sweeping, and stupid, arguments we've ever heard for trans radicalism
Remember when Abdul was trying to pretend to care about prices and health care, not whether or not Israel has a right to exist or if he and his family have ties to the Muslim Brotherhood? He was lying the whole time, it's all he cares about. https://t.co/0jBKR6teq6
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) November 2, 2026
The Bee:
Kraft marketing department: ::huge bong hit:: Now heat me out...
— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) November 2, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Beartooth at November 02, 2026 06:21 PM (cVNYn)
@LauraLoomer
If the Trump administration and our@FBIDirectorKash doesn't conduct a raid on the home of @WajahatAli and his entire mosque by tomorrow at 10 am EST, then we will know we are a conquered country.
Muslims should not be allowed to make these types of brazen threats of Jihad.
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She's right. And nothing will happen.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2026 06:24 PM (RIvkX)
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
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57m
HOLY SH*T. A 15yo girl in Maryland ESCAPED an attempted kidnapping after Abubakarr Barrie, an ILLEGAL ALIEN, allegedly took her to a basement and tried to K*LL her.
The girl managed to fight off her attacker and then flee while suffering from a collapsed lung.
Barrie was released into the country under Biden. He was released from NYPD custody a few months ago despite having an ICE detainer.
He’s now facing multiple charges, including attempted first-degree murder and kidnapping.
This is Democrats’ vision for our country.
Foreign r*pists and m*rderers preying on Americans
Posted by: beckster at November 02, 2026 06:24 PM (kX27y)
He is only doing the raping that US citizens won't do.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 02, 2026 06:25 PM (I43vL)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 02, 2026 06:25 PM (hzuYO)
Isn't part of the definition of rape as an act against the will of the other person ... hmmm ???
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 06:25 PM (oCio0)
Someone should sue them for leaving "and cheese" on there when there cannot be any of their usual cheese flavoring.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 02, 2026 06:26 PM (vJrRc)
Or?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 02, 2026 06:26 PM (8B4gm)
Posted by: browndog
Welcome to the stupid ages.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 02, 2026 06:27 PM (vJrRc)
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This is so profoundly stupid.
If he hopes to leapfrog from this failed senate bid to some other office, he overestimates his own appeal.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2026 06:27 PM (RIvkX)
Someone should sue them for leaving "and cheese" on there when there cannot be any of their usual cheese flavoring.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 02, 2026 06:26 PM (vJrRc)
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Hey, at least it's not Pumpkin Spice flavor...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 02, 2026 06:27 PM (s2iZv)
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 06:25 PM (oCio0)
Not on college campuses, no.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 06:27 PM (uhVAy)
Haley Stevens--with a potential whole career ahead of her--endorses a Republican because the Democrat is so offensive.
But the GOPe that quit, retired or got fired this year--all with no future career--refuse to endorse or campaign for any Republican.
Those very same GOPe demanded the base always support their candidates when they won the primary
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 02, 2026 06:28 PM (3cUTc)
Some of her stuff seems maybe good at times of reporting; then she turns around and gets huffy if President Trump does not honk her nose.
The entire world has gone loco.
We've voted and will stay peacefully on our mountain.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 02, 2026 06:28 PM (hzuYO)
Cut up hot dogs or sliced sausage, perhaps, of course.
But no. The line must be drawn here.
I am surprised it's not pumpkin spice gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 02, 2026 06:28 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 06:25 PM (oCio0)
If it's just "rape" then she was kind of mumbling no but her body was saying yes, right?
*crickets*
So, how about that EPSTEIN!
Posted by: Caryn Johnson, whoopin' it up at the Giggle Grotto at November 02, 2026 06:28 PM (88C+u)
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Well, at least it's not pumpkin spice.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 06:28 PM (ndZc7)
Vomit -
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayed
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1h
Honored to have the support of the Boss,
@springsteen
.
Posted by: beckster at November 02, 2026 06:28 PM (kX27y)
If it isn't, we're doomed as a species !
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 06:29 PM (oCio0)
Judges are too far removed from the results of their improper judgements. In a just world, this judge would have to face the same punishment as an accessory to the crime...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 06:29 PM (l3cgK)
How about they just fix their Mac-n-Cheese that they let the bean counters ass rape?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 06:29 PM (RDiUV)
Foreign r*pists and m*rderers preying on Americans
Posted by: beckster at November 02, 2026 06:24 PM (kX27y)
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The only real crime is opposing us.
Anything you might happen to do to our enemies and the colonized natives is never a crime.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2026 06:29 PM (RIvkX)
I really dislike any kind of gussied up mac & cheese though. Some things don't need improving.
Posted by: stop making everything stoopid at November 02, 2026 06:30 PM (NGJZx)
If it isn't, we're doomed as a species !
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 06:29 PM (oCio0)
I think truffle Mac & Cheese is pretty good...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 06:30 PM (l3cgK)
If it isn't, we're doomed as a species !
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 06:29 PM (oCio0)
Thank your lucky stars it is not pumpkin spiced.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 06:30 PM (RDiUV)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2026 06:30 PM (n5tGW)
How do you pronounce my name?
Is it DO -THAT or DOUGH-THAT or DOUBT HAT?
Posted by: Ross Douthat at November 02, 2026 06:30 PM (bsDXW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 02, 2026 06:31 PM (s1VwS)
The mind reels. And the taste buds revolt. I don't even care for much cinnamon in my coffee, let alone in something that is supposed to taste of tangy cheese and creamy pasta.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 06:31 PM (56Qyq)
Posted by: Box O'Disappointment. at November 02, 2026 06:31 PM (vFcoN)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 02, 2026 06:31 PM (xHEjv)
. . .
>>>If, when, he wins, it will be a watershed moment.
Jihadists gotta jihad.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 06:31 PM (RDiUV)
Well, he did refer to women's genitalia by using a crude euphemism Mom says I should never use.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 02, 2026 06:31 PM (0sNs1)
And not the golfing kind, I presume, or the "He won a maths debate" kind either...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 06:32 PM (l3cgK)
I hope to hell Kalshi never gets hacked. They demand enough info to impersonate me.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 02, 2026 06:32 PM (AI08i)
It's the most in the fall!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 06:32 PM (56Qyq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2026 06:30 PM (n5tGW)
I wouldn't be shocked if mosques here have weapons stored in them.
Posted by: beckster at November 02, 2026 06:32 PM (kX27y)
Unlike you, I don't think we have problems with persistent coughing or those weird lesions coming out of nowhere.
Posted by: 88C+u at November 02, 2026 06:32 PM (88C+u)
Well, he did refer to women's genitalia by using a crude euphemism Mom says I should never use.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 02, 2026 06:31 PM (0sNs1)
I'm surprised Wesley never heard himself called that...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 06:32 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 02, 2026 06:33 PM (cfGMy)
Leftist "feminists" - "That is the worst crime ever!"
Man exposing himself to a 9 y.o. little girl in a locker room with no one at all nearby, since the pedophile was allowed to loiter until the perfect opportunity was presented:
Leftist "feminists" - "That is just fine. Any actions taken to protect little girls would clearly be transphobic!"
I don't understand how Leftist heads are not spontaneously exploding across America due to all of the massive cognitive dissonance that is entrapped in their tiny pea brains?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 02, 2026 06:33 PM (HlyYF)
Hmmm. Well, he seems to have improved over his normal condition for the last 20 years, where he was neither.
Posted by: notalawyer at November 02, 2026 06:33 PM (fR677)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 02, 2026 06:33 PM (s1VwS)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 02, 2026 06:31 PM
Though it has been frequently used of you.
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 02, 2026 06:33 PM (AI08i)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 02, 2026 06:31 PM (0sNs1)
Have you had a up close and personal experience with one yet Wesley?
If not ... SHUT UP!
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 06:33 PM (oCio0)
Dope doesn't even know how the US Election systems work.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 06:33 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 02, 2026
***
And what else is new?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 06:34 PM (56Qyq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2026 06:35 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 06:33 PM
Win the House and Senate and Hillary becomes President, right?
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 02, 2026 06:35 PM (AI08i)
Posted by: notalawyer at November 02, 2026 06:35 PM (fR677)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 02, 2026 06:33 PM (cfGMy)
I wouldn't bet on it until he actually shows up somewhere in public functional.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 06:35 PM (uhVAy)
Hmmm. Well, he seems to have improved over his normal condition for the last 20 years, where he was neither.
Posted by: notalawyer
Maybe he'll have a Fetterman stroke.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 02, 2026 06:35 PM (8B4gm)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 02, 2026 06:31 PM
I hear she lets Picard use it.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026 06:35 PM (sabhw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 02, 2026
***
And what else is new?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 06:34 PM (56Qyq)
50 And in love with TJM.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2026 06:35 PM (RIvkX)
It's the hair
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 02, 2026 06:36 PM (s1VwS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 06:36 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 02, 2026 06:36 PM (AI08i)
Posted by: notalawyer at November 02, 2026 06:37 PM (fR677)
Because he really is bad a politics.
And he's such a prissy little bitch he may stroke out taking the loss so personal.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 02, 2026 06:37 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 02, 2026 06:37 PM (CwhoI)
Somehow, I don't think Leftists will allow Normies to follow all aspects of Sharia Law, even after it has been effectively imposed in small parts of Europe and the U.S.
As usual, the law will only be selectively applied.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 02, 2026 06:37 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 02, 2026 06:33 PM (HlyYF)
No cognation nor dissonance. They say what the party says they must say.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 06:37 PM (uhVAy)
That's basically the plan DataRepublican's dug up. And it was just executed in Poland so buy more ammo.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026 06:37 PM (sabhw)
Despite enrollment being down 9% from 2019, and teacher count declining 4%, admin staff increased 16%. Special ed as a percentage of total student enrollment is 16.5%, up from 13.7% in 2019. Special ed cost per student is far higher than regular student population.
http://tiny.cc/9e1d101
Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2026 06:37 PM (mkw2N)
It's the only logical decision.
Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2026 06:37 PM (HD2n/)
I linked a village voice article from 2008 about their guide to the conservative blogosphere.
Our stupid to evil ratio was 99-1.
Highest there I think.
Everyone have a happy night.
Even if the worst happens, President Trump becomes Mr. Veto and takes care of this.
And even if the dems win, the big tent is now a Carnival Cruise short on booze and chicken.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 02, 2026 06:37 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2026 06:37 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 02, 2026
*
I hear she lets Picard use it.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026
***
Jean-Luc and Beverly did get married some time later, so I presume so . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 06:38 PM (56Qyq)
Which horseman of the Apocalypse represents this???
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 02, 2026 06:37 PM (CwhoI)
famine
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 06:38 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2026 06:38 PM (HD2n/)
@AbdulElSayed
·
1h
Honored to have the support of the Boss,
@springsteen
Well, he's got the 80 year olds with poor taste in music vote wrapped up.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 02, 2026 06:38 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
---
Mama sez, mama sez,
someday you'll be a
young man, boy.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 02, 2026 06:38 PM (xHEjv)
Posted by: Sad Cope at November 02, 2026 06:38 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2026 06:38 PM (mkw2N)
I can guarantee it won't taste like I remember.
Maybe some nice Zatarains red beans and rice with andouille instead.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 02, 2026 06:39 PM (vJrRc)
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And ready for one on one basketball against Mitch McConnell.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 06:39 PM (ndZc7)
Imagine that.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 02, 2026 06:39 PM (8Uo7a)
Bruce "The Working Man's Troubadour" Springsteen. Lesbian.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 02, 2026 06:39 PM (l26NL)
I'm sorry... what? Why would there be anything but coffee in your coffee?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 02, 2026 06:39 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 02, 2026 06:31 PM
I hear she lets Picard use it.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026 06:35 PM (sabhw)
https://youtube.com/shorts/d3kAVfaPRR8
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 06:39 PM (l3cgK)
Despite enrollment being down 9% from 2019, and teacher count declining 4%, admin staff increased 16%. Special ed as a percentage of total student enrollment is 16.5%, up from 13.7% in 2019. Special ed cost per student is far higher than regular student population.
http://tiny.cc/9e1d101
Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2026 06:37 PM (mkw2N)
That, and plenty of stealing.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 06:40 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: AOS Cope at November 02, 2026 06:40 PM (/xRxf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 02, 2026 06:40 PM (W2Pud)
Well there there was that one episode where she gets frisky with a ghost.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 02, 2026 06:40 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at November 02, 2026 06:40 PM (9bpxs)
If someone offered me a bowl, I'd try it. It sounds odd, but not awful. Maybe it works.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2026 06:40 PM (mkw2N)
I base that enthusiasm on the fact that I'm seeing Blakeman signs everywhere in the city environs (and no Hochul signs) ... and that never happens for a GOPer.
Additionally, the HQ has not been bombarded by leftists vote trollers (save AOS Cope) as in years past.
No, I think tomorrow will work out just fine, and that Kathy Plaster Face will be voted out of office, and that the House and Senate races will break our way as well.
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 06:41 PM (oCio0)
However, I don't get the reference to TMJ. Anyone know who or what that means?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 02, 2026 06:41 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2026 06:41 PM (HD2n/)
I can guarantee it won't taste like I remember.
Maybe some nice Zatarains red beans and rice with andouille instead.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 02, 2026 06:39 PM (vJrRc)
Maybe a spicy sausage instead of hot dogs in the mac and cheese?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 06:41 PM (uhVAy)
Which horseman of the Apocalypse represents this???
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 02, 2026 06:37 PM (CwhoI)
Famine, cause I ain't never eatin' it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 06:41 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2026 06:41 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 02, 2026
***
A few years ago, I discovered the Zatarain headquarters is located on my side of the river, tucked into a little residential section not far from the levee.
In high school I knew a girl with that last name. I wonder if she was of that family.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 06:41 PM (56Qyq)
Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2026 06:41 PM (Ia/+0)
Tonight for dinner, Beyond Meat and a side of Kraft Cinnamon Roll Mac and Cheese. For a vegetable, a side of Cheese Doodles covered in Cheese Whiz. Straight from farm to table!
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 02, 2026 06:41 PM (qBdHI)
Yet they want a Caliphate. An Ummah. Nope!
Granted, the UK and Europe are helping them along.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 02, 2026 06:41 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Lumpy Rutherford at November 02, 2026 06:42 PM (vFcoN)
Posted by: Oldcat
.... yeeeeeesssss. This idea has promise!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 02, 2026 06:42 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 02, 2026 06:42 PM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 02, 2026
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The James Madison, our resident movie reviewer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 06:42 PM (56Qyq)
Predictions about Kraft Cinnamon Mac & Cheese:
- sold out the day it hits stores
- the next Buccee's when the Europeans return
- kids' favorite (the sort of food they eat to the tantrum-throwing exclusion of all others, like dinosaur-shaped chicken tenders)
- shows up in a Sunday food thread
- the source of many memes
- tastes surprisingly okay
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 06:43 PM (mmrXZ)
Beverly Crusher is a necrophiliac?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2026 06:38 PM (mkw2N)
Only if she had him stuffed for that purpose...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 06:43 PM (l3cgK)
Just reading that just started a vomit. Oh my.
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 02, 2026 06:43 PM (OkYzo)
The Just the Network app is already available on iOS, Android, Fire TV, Apple TV, Samsung, LG and Roku platforms and will expand both distribution and content over the next few months ahead of its formal first-quarter launch, CEO Mark Meckler said.
I might give it a try for the election, although I'll probably be just streaming a movie and checking in here.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2026 06:43 PM (n5tGW)
These two artists have very different audiences.
Nicki Minaj has the advantage in contemporary digital reach, particularly among younger listeners. Bruce Springsteen has the advantage in longevity, multigenerational recognition, and the ability to attract enormous audiences to live concerts.
The important distinction is between how many people listen to an artist regularly, how many follow them, and how many will actually buy a concert ticket.
Current audience comparison
Figures reported November 1, 2026, primarily from Chartmetric.
Metric Nicki Minaj Bruce Springsteen
Spotify monthly listeners 45.5 million 22.2 million
Instagram followers 223.7 million 2.4 million
YouTube subscribers 28.5 million 2.6 million
YouTube lifetime views 13 billion 3.2 billion
Spotify followers 35.3 million 8.1 million
And Nicki LOVES President Trump. No Instagram. I wanted to tell her today how much I like her.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 02, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 06:41 PM (56Qyq)
no, some other Zatarian. Its a staggeringly popular name down there.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 06:43 PM (uhVAy)
Can't MAHA shut this nonsense down?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 02, 2026 06:43 PM (zYpTz)
Heroes and Icons channel is running a Picard night tonight from 8PM - 1AM, with the most memorable episodes.
The flute episode and "Darmok" are in there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 02, 2026 06:44 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 02, 2026 06:41 PM (HlyYF)
I addition to be stupid, he's dyslexic ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 06:44 PM (oCio0)
I've heard of them. They're the Cajun rice cult, right?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2026 06:44 PM (mkw2N)
I wish Greta would pick him up on her flotilla and take him elsewhere. To mate and create mutants who are then eaten by cannibals.
Is this too harsh?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 02, 2026 06:44 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 02, 2026 06:44 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: 88C+u at November 02, 2026 06:44 PM (88C+u)
I had an aunt who used to put frozen peas into the Kraft mac & cheese. I purposely forgot her name for this atrocity.
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 02, 2026 06:44 PM (OkYzo)
Bruce "The Working Man's Troubadour" Springsteen. Lesbian.
Posted by: Blutarski
His new allies will behead him. His name sounds too Jewish.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 02, 2026 06:45 PM (sAmhv)
Phantasmophiliac?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2026 06:41 PM (mkw2N)
What's worse, that ghost did it with quite a few of her female ancestors over a period of hundreds of years...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 06:45 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 02, 2026 06:45 PM (8Uo7a)
@AbdulElSayed
·
1h
Honored to have the support of the Boss,
@springsteen
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I've been sort of, half way making excuses for him because 50 years ago he was kind of good, but endorsing the psychopathic elf is a step too far.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 06:45 PM (ndZc7)
Both need to be stuffed in a stack of old tires.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 02, 2026 06:45 PM (vzuC7)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 02, 2026
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That's my reaction to most "flavored" coffees. They are too cloying, esp. when you put a bit of sweetener in them (which I proudly admit to doing). Cinnamon doesn't dissolve easily, it gloms up the flavor, and it floats on the surface of the coffee and winds up on your tongue.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 06:45 PM (56Qyq)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 02, 2026 06:41 PM (HlyYF)
He means TJM. I think TJM is paying some poor retard to be his heel while he plays baby face. Driving engagement, as the kids say. Just not this kid. Because he's stupid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 02, 2026 06:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 06:42 PM
Thanks Wolfus.
So one of the LEAST politicized people in the Moron Horde draws a troll?
I shall never understand how the minds of crazy people operate.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 02, 2026 06:45 PM (HlyYF)
>>I've reached out to Judge Garcia's office & courtroom deputy for comment.
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Idea for an app: database of criminal-friendly judges with their contact info
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2026 06:45 PM (mmrXZ)
I base that enthusiasm on the fact that I'm seeing Blakeman signs everywhere in the city environs (and no Hochul signs) ... and that never happens for a GOPer.
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 06:41 PM (oCio0)
Me, too. I base mine in part because we are getting retarded trolls, I am getting insane levels of GOTV spam, and voters in Michigan seem to be waking up to the scam of the DSA-Islamist unholy alliance.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 06:46 PM (RDiUV)
Posted by: Mrs. Muir at November 02, 2026 06:46 PM (CZuvr)
Posted by: bonhomme
Correct. It's basically a hamburger helper-type box meal except with beans and rice.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 02, 2026 06:46 PM (vJrRc)
How do you pronounce my name?
Is it DO -THAT or DOUGH-THAT or DOUBT HAT?
Posted by: Ross Douthat at November 02, 2026 06:30 PM (bsDXW)
__________
Da-TWAT
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2026 06:46 PM (eRlcH)
The substance in 95+% of modern "cinnamon" products is actually "cassia," a related species branded by marketing departments at "Saigon Cinnamon," because it can be grown in Southeast Asia -- but technically speaking isn't true cinnamon, but merely a distantly related species that tatses somewhat similar.
TRUE cinnamon ONLY grows in Ceylon (Sri Lanka), cost up to 5x as much, and tastes (according to afficionados) 20x better. But because most Americans have only ever taste "cassia" mislabled as "cinnamon," they by now actually prefer cassia, think that "that;s waht cinnamon iis," and would find true cinnoman slightly bizarre-tasting and unfamiliar.
Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2026 06:46 PM (HD2n/)
@AbdulElSayed
·
1h
Honored to have the support of the Boss,
@springsteen
Douche leafspring obviously is a self gasser.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 02, 2026 06:46 PM (vzuC7)
That's basically the plan DataRepublican's dug up. And it was just executed in Poland so buy more ammo.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026 06:37 PM (sabhw)
Way ahead of ya
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 02, 2026 06:47 PM (s1VwS)
more like a handsy man, am i right?
Posted by: anachronda at November 02, 2026 06:47 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2026 06:47 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 06:45 PM (ndZc7)
No. He's never been good. He's only ever been tolerable in extremely small amounts.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 06:47 PM (RDiUV)
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 02, 2026 06:47 PM (AI08i)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2026 06:47 PM (RIvkX)
Three potato, four
Open up Kraft, I want more.
Five potato, six potato
Seven potato, eight
Sock it to me, Kraft
I can't wait.
Cinnamon, let me in.
Sha la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la la, la, la, la
Posted by: Derek at November 02, 2026 06:47 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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You rang?
Posted by: Winnie Mandela necklace at November 02, 2026 06:48 PM (41CYW)
The flute episode and "Darmok" are in there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 02, 2026
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"The Inner Light" and "Darmok," yes, and "Measure of a Man," which is really a Data episode but features Picard strongly as well.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 06:48 PM (56Qyq)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 02, 2026 06:41 PM (HlyYF)
I addition to be stupid, he's dyslexic ...
Posted by: browndog says woof
Also dicklicksick.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 06:48 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 02, 2026 06:48 PM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2026 06:47 PM (RIvkX)
Like, in Chili???
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2026 06:48 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 02, 2026 06:48 PM (n5tGW)
Is this too harsh?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 02, 2026 06:44 PM
Nope, not too harsh at all.
Of course, I don't think we have to risk them making mutants.
Sperm that swim that weakly, but deliberately AWAY from the egg, cannot ever achieve fertilization.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 02, 2026 06:48 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 06:48 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2026 06:48 PM (ftFVW)
>>Is this too harsh?
Yes. Cannibals have feelings too.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2026 06:48 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 02, 2026 06:27 PM (s2iZv)
As usual, I commented before I read the comments...
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 02, 2026 06:49 PM (zYpTz)
sounds like a big dill to me
Posted by: anachronda at November 02, 2026 06:49 PM (oY6Yp)
>>Is this too harsh?
Yes. Cannibals have feelings too.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2026 06:48 PM (viF8m)
Is retarded a flavor?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 06:49 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: beckster at November 02, 2026 06:24 PM (kX27y)
Doing the jobs Americans don't want to do! oh... wait...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2026 06:49 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Ben Had
Save some, I'll be there in a jiffy!
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2026 06:50 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2026 06:48 PM (ftFVW)
Interesting like Cincinnati chili, which is to say, a giant red flag.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 06:50 PM (RDiUV)
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Gqar8)
sounds like a big dill to me
Posted by: anachronda at November 02, 2026 06:49 PM (oY6Yp)
More like cornichons.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 06:50 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 02, 2026 06:48 PM (8Uo7a)
Ill be right over
Posted by: It's me donna at November 02, 2026 06:50 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 02, 2026 06:50 PM (WNdfY)
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 02, 2026 06:51 PM (OkYzo)
Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 06:51 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Gqar
No, they've been gherkin their pickles.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 06:51 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2026 06:51 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 06:48 PM (vE0+H)
Not sure he's that popular with Muslims. They tend to throw his type off high buildings.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 06:51 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2026 06:52 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: American r*pists and murderers at November 02, 2026 06:52 PM (sAmhv)
Apparently that includes violent jihad.
Also Wajahat Ali commenting on what is coming for America no matter the outcome of the midterm elections: "The fire will rise."
*My voice recognition transcribed his name as "watch a Halloween hat", which is oddly appropriate given his statement American is going to get violent jihad from the Muslims like it or not.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at November 02, 2026 06:52 PM (wcyKn)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 06:48 PM (ndZc7)
L-O-fuqing-L
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 06:53 PM (oCio0)
Is this too harsh?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 02, 2026 06:44 PM
Hey, I have three bedrooms and the house is pretty big.
So, Greta, that Isa bitch.
Any other kind of doable younger biologically female leftists?
There will be spankings.....
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 02, 2026 06:53 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 02, 2026 06:53 PM (cfGMy)
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2026 06:53 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 06:51 PM
She can't do that anymore since she is now married to an NFL player.
I believe the NFL rules state that you can smack around an uppity female at least three times a year before you draw a sanction from the league office.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 02, 2026 06:53 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 06:51 PM (uhVAy)
Ha!
Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 06:53 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2026 06:52 PM (Gqar
She is dating/engaged/married to a pro football player from Ohio.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 06:53 PM (uhVAy)
@Badhombre
The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
-
Note to self: never eat at Ana's table.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 06:54 PM (ndZc7)
People will be radicalized against corporate, pro-Israel Dems. There will be a reckoning.
If, when, he wins, it will be a watershed moment.
And that reckoning will still come.
So...he wins the muz will riot and murder. AND....
He loses, the muz will riot and murder.
Seems riot and murder is those goat raping terrorist know, huh?
Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 02, 2026 06:54 PM (QVmho)
@Badhombre
The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
-
Note to self: never eat at Ana's table.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 06:54 PM (ndZc7)
From the looks of her that's a good way to lose an arm. Or leg.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 06:55 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Case at November 02, 2026 06:56 PM (fzmBj)
Posted by: A Place For Mom at November 02, 2026 06:56 PM (vFcoN)
How about they just fix their Mac-n-Cheese that they let the bean counters ass rape?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 06:29 PM (RDiUV)
I haven't bought KD for decades. The store brand stuff is much better, and costs half as much.
And I have no use for KD Lang, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 06:56 PM (0kX4S)
I believe the NFL rules state that you can smack around an uppity female at least three times a year before you draw a sanction from the league office.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
That or he has her too busy makin sammiches.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2026 06:56 PM (ftFVW)
The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
-
Note to self: never eat at Ana's table.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 06:54 PM (ndZc7)
.. Eat chicken.. By the looks of you make that salad
Posted by: It's me donna at November 02, 2026 06:56 PM (+gK6I)
I'd appreciate a quick prayer for safety this week. I have to go to Mos Eisley (D.C.) tomorrow after voting.
Y'all keep yer head on a swivel and walk around strapped for bear.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at November 02, 2026 06:56 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 06:53 PM (uhVAy)
Please to be specific ... Cleveland Heights.
Though they're buying a very pricey property in Bratenahl:
"Bratenahl is an affluent, independent village in Cuyahoga County, Ohio, located on the southern shore of Lake Erie and surrounded by Cleveland on three sides. With a population of approximately 1,400, it is one of Cleveland’s oldest streetcar suburbs, known for its Gilded Age mansions, high per capita wealth, and seclusion from the city."
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 06:56 PM (oCio0)
While Republican G. Choad Swallowstons IV leads early balloting by ∛(-7) points, our methodology includes a 4:3π radians MOE.
We know that's too many squiggles for your puny human brains to comprehend, so YDPPP paid YD Insights a staggering sum of donor dollars to dive into those crosstabs, and give you - our well-heeled retard customers - the bottom line: there's an ∞/0 likelihood of a purple wave.
Posted by: YD Public Policy Polling, the Gold Standard in Desultory Folderol at November 02, 2026 06:57 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at November 02, 2026 06:57 PM (wcyKn)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2026 06:57 PM (mkw2N)
Seems this Judges blatant disrespect for the Aiding and Abetting Illegal Alien Act, pretty much led to this rape.
So I'd LOVE to see Trump come out with an executive order saying Sovereign Immunity is waved in this case... so the Judge can be sued.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2026 06:57 PM (mP0Kj)
@Badhombre
The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
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Note to self: never eat at Ana's table.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Wait? They sell ground beef by the gallon? Where is this magical place?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 02, 2026 06:57 PM (sAmhv)
>>Is this too harsh?
Yes. Cannibals have feelings too.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2026 06:48 PM (viF8m)
********
I read a story about a nutcase (I have to assume a liberal save the world vs a missionary) who tried to make friends with cannibals in the Amazon. It didn't end well for him.
Prior to this he noted the nekkid men with spears would swarm out to his boat as the women and children sheltered. He never got to see them, sadly.
Of course I have no idea where I saw this story but it was in the last few years. I didn't dream it.
I did dream 20yrs ago that Judge Judy died. I didn't watch Judge Judy but told my father this and he believed me. About two weeks later he called me laughing that I was full of baloney, but had convinced him. I am very convincing.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 02, 2026 06:57 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Case at November 02, 2026 06:56 PM (fzmBj)
I enjoyed that cartoon ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 06:57 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2026 06:47 PM (Gqar
I. Smell. Churros.
Posted by: Slerma, the Ravenous at November 02, 2026 06:58 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2026 06:58 PM (41CYW)
Canada has the Liberals and the crazier NDP as separate parties.
I'm wondering if it's possible to see a split. Again, the dems are in Carnival Cruise now.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 02, 2026 06:58 PM (Sco7b)
@Badhombre
The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
A gallon of meat is about 8.5 lbs...so, good deal.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 02, 2026 06:58 PM (WNdfY)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at November 02, 2026 06:59 PM (9ZFZd)
I believe the NFL rules state that you can smack around an uppity female at least three times a year before you draw a sanction from the league office.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
That or he has her too busy makin sammiches.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2026 06:56 PM
They must be tofu sandwiches based on the way Kelce has played in his last three games!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 02, 2026 06:59 PM (HlyYF)
Well, he did refer to women's genitalia by using a crude euphemism Mom says I should never use.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
Yer mom has a nice camel toe. Now shut up and go sit in the corner while I bag her senseless.
- #1
Posted by: CDR William Riker - at November 02, 2026 06:59 PM (QVmho)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 06:33 PM (uhVAy)
Well, he's a Paki faggot. Or maybe an entire daisy chain of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 06:59 PM (0kX4S)
The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
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Note to self: never eat at Ana's table.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 06:54 PM (ndZc7)
.. Eat chicken.. By the looks of you make that salad
Posted by: It's me donna at November 02, 2026 06:56 PM (+gK6I)
Damn... a GALLON of ground beef would be like... 10 or 12 Lbs? so like $.60 a Lbs? I WISH.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2026 07:00 PM (mP0Kj)
Though they're buying a very pricey property in Bratenahl:
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 06:56 PM (oCio0)
I remember as a kid someone was trying to organize 'exchange' tours of Cincinnati people to go to Cleveland and vice versa but nobody in Cincinnati wanted to go.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: 29Victor at November 02, 2026 07:00 PM (0MjtC)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2026 07:00 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2026 06:58 PM (41CYW)
Buying or selling?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 07:01 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2026 06:58 PM
Quick, send a return text that your pickup will be in the shop for at least a month, so there is zero chance of being able to transport any furniture.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 02, 2026 07:01 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 02, 2026 06:57 PM (sAmhv)
Ana's butcher.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 07:01 PM (RDiUV)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)
The North / South divide is real !!!
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 07:01 PM (oCio0)
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Ok I know she's a fucking nuntz but she cant be that stupid to have really said that sh--
ho lee fuk she did
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at November 02, 2026 07:01 PM (fapp/)
There are still cannibals in Papua New Guinea. Chewing Betel nuts, which turns you teeth red, is also very popular.
Pretty disconcerting when you see people with red teeth and aren't quite sure whether it's from Betel nuts or Bob's nuts.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2026 07:02 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Skip at November 02, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
Hey, she's new to this wife thing! She'll get the hang of it eventually.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2026 07:02 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2026 06:46 PM (HD2n/)
I like both. I get the Ceylon cinnamon from Amazon, it's about $2.50 an ounce, which is not unreasonable for many spices.
Ceylon cinnamon is a milder, sweeter spice. But I still love cassia cinnamon, too.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 02, 2026 07:02 PM (zYpTz)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)
My late Mom's convent was in Cleveland.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 02, 2026 07:02 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2026 07:02 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: scampydog
There goes the Christmas fund!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2026 07:02 PM (NnhvP)
this is a joke, right?
Posted by: nurse ratched
If it's a joke, it's the best April Fools joke ever launched in November. Everyone's in on it. It's on a lot of "real" "news" sites: Yahoo, MSN, People..... even DDG-AI agrees that's it's real.
Posted by: mikeski at November 02, 2026 07:03 PM (VHUov)
/S/S/S
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2026 07:04 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Oldcat
I spent a summer in Cleveland during college. Felt sorry for all those people that had to stay.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2026 07:05 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 07:05 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2026 07:05 PM (ftFVW)
I spent a weekend there once. That was enough.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 02, 2026 07:06 PM (RDiUV)
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Ok I know she's a fucking nuntz but she cant be that stupid to have really said that sh--
ho lee fuk she did
Posted by: The Unvaxxed
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No reference to World War Eleven?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2026 07:06 PM (XeU6L)
@WajahatAli
What's wrong with Allahu Akbar, James [Kirchick]?
Please tell us.
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Same thing that's wrong with Heil Hitler.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 07:06 PM (ndZc7)
My kids loved that stuff when we let them eat sugar cereal. I have had it myself, and it was pretty good if you ate it fast enough that it didn't go soggy in the bowl.
A similar pasta dish wouldn't even have that problem.
I think the Kraft people might be marketing geniuses, but of course the youth in America are only going to get fatter!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 02, 2026 07:06 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 06:33 PM (uhVAy)
Well, he's a Paki faggot. Or maybe an entire daisy chain of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 06:59 PM (0kX4S)
Hey, I was just curious.
Do you know of Canada's top judges?
I don't think that's something most people would know. Surprisingly.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 02, 2026 07:06 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)
The North / South divide is real !!!
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 07:01 PM (oCio0)
Ohio was settled from the River up, so Marietta and Cincy are older than the rest. Plus they didn't even kick the redcoats out of the northern parts till the 1790s.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 07:06 PM (uhVAy)
Hunger, bloodlust, rage...
Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2026 06:51 PM
acid reflux
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 02, 2026 07:06 PM (AI08i)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 02, 2026 07:06 PM (sAmhv)
@Badhombre
The View’s Ana Navarro: “Ground beef is $6.30 a gallon. Guys, please vote these bums out.”
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Note to self: never eat at Ana's table.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 06:54 PM (ndZc7)
Ahahaha. She buys beef in bulk like P. Diddy buys (or bought) baby oil.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 07:06 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: tubal at November 02, 2026 06:50 PM (Gqar
There's a dirty limerick in there...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 07:07 PM (0kX4S)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2026 07:07 PM (nEUC6)
Hunger, bloodlust, rage...
Posted by: bonhomme at November 02, 2026 06:51 PM
acid reflux
Posted by: toby928(c) at November 02, 2026 07:06 PM (AI08i)
Mad Dem disease...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 07:07 PM (l3cgK)
@WajahatAli
What's wrong with Allahu Akbar, James [Kirchick]?
Please tell us.
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Same thing that's wrong with Heil Hitler.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I saw a reply of, 'it's usually followed by explosions'.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 02, 2026 07:08 PM (sAmhv)
@davidhogg111
If you supported Haley Stevens now is your time to speak out, denounce her as the Republican she is and apologize for supporting a traitor.
What I hoped for: Being a rising star on the national stage.
What I would have accepted: Being a struggle session leader.
What I'm getting: Fading attention
Posted by: Camera Hogg at November 02, 2026 07:08 PM (9ZFZd)
Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 02, 2026 07:08 PM (5Op5D)
Do you know of Canada's top judges?
I don't think that's something most people would know. Surprisingly.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 02, 2026 07:06 PM (Sco7b)
I know they have some wierd wrongthink tribunal court that Mark Stein and Jordan Peterson got tangled up with some years back. But I agree as to not knowing much aside from reading up on a political wargame of a Canadian Civil War in the 1970s.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 07:09 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2026 07:07 PM
Pretty sure there was a deliberate translation error.
Instead of "Peace with infidels", the correct translation is "Pieces OF infidels".
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 02, 2026 07:09 PM (HlyYF)
Not necessarily.
Posted by: Cornell Admin and Faculty at November 02, 2026 07:10 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Western PA? Ever met Charlie No-Face?
Posted by: Raymond Robinson at November 02, 2026 07:10 PM (vFcoN)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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It escalated quickly. Junior mentioned over the weekend that he needed a couch - and that he likes ours. Looks like my truck will be transporting a new one to my place and the old one to his.
Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2026 07:11 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Zombie A.C. Clarke at November 02, 2026 07:12 PM (Cqx++)
Hahahahahaha... *deep breath*... hahahahaha.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2026 07:12 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 02, 2026 07:08 PM (5Op5D)
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Didn't know he was a Paki.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2026 07:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2026 07:12 PM (h+uWx)
@springsteen
Dr. El-Sayed is a fighter for our American Constitution, he’s a fighter for our American Democracy, and he’s a fighter against the corrupt, lawless, and anti-American leadership currently in the White House. That’s why I’m in his corner 100%.
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Wait. Trump is anti-American? And Elf-Sayed is not?
Old and busted: Dancing In the Dark
New and cool: Dancing In the Evil
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 07:12 PM (ndZc7)
I want a happy life and to create a family after years of care-giving.
Alternately, going Palestinian on those human rights tribunal judges>
Shit, the number of sub-human things up here. Wow...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 02, 2026 07:12 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 02, 2026 07:13 PM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Still time to move away.
Posted by: No Forwarding Address at November 02, 2026 07:13 PM (vFcoN)
Posted by: bonhomme
DDG AI says 400-500lbs of beef from a slaughter-ready cow. Which weighs 960 kg/m3..... or 8 lbs/gallon in normal math units.
So, curiously, one cow gives you about one 55 gallon drum full of beef. (450lbs = 56 gallons)
Posted by: mikeski at November 02, 2026 07:14 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Joan Jett, probably at November 02, 2026 07:14 PM (wVcYX)
Smh.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at November 02, 2026 07:14 PM (wcyKn)
@springsteen
Dr. El-Sayed is a fighter for our American Constitution, he’s a fighter for our American Democracy, and he’s a fighter against the corrupt, lawless, and anti-American leadership currently in the White House. That’s why I’m in his corner 100%.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 07:12 PM (ndZc7)
You'd think you'd go a little light on the corruption claims what with the billions wasted on USAID, other programs and local medicare/health plans.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 07:14 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2026 07:12 PM (h+uWx)
Welll who wouldn't?
Not a date, but I'd love to have a few beers with him.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 02, 2026 07:15 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 02, 2026 07:13 PM (8Uo7a)
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That was the show where they always drive their victims to the next county to do their killin'
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX)
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I make that to be about 9 lbs., which would be $0.70/lb.
Oh, the horror!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2026 07:16 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 07:16 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: bonhomme
DDG AI says 400-500lbs of beef from a slaughter-ready cow. Which weighs 960 kg/m3..... or 8 lbs/gallon in normal math units.
So, curiously, one cow gives you about one 55 gallon drum full of beef. (450lbs = 56 gallons)
Posted by: mikeski at November 02, 2026 07:14 PM
Assume a spherical cow of radius R....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2026 07:16 PM (h+uWx)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
So the troll is a Prometheus fan?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at November 02, 2026 07:17 PM (wcyKn)
@springsteen
Dr. El-Sayed"
Go choke on Neil Young's dick you piece of shit. Fuck you both with a marimba.
Posted by: fd at November 02, 2026 07:17 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 07:16 PM (ndZc7)
If it is from Ceylon, it is probably Serendipitous
Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2026 07:17 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Sid at November 02, 2026 07:18 PM (f+9pV)
Those beef smoothies are getting really expensive.
Posted by: fd at November 02, 2026 07:18 PM (MWfyi)
@springsteen
Dr. El-Sayed is a fighter for our American Constitution, he’s a fighter for our American Democracy, and he’s a fighter against the corrupt, lawless, and anti-American leadership currently in the White House That’s why I’m in his corner 100%.
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Gee Bruce, given the list of invectives, perhaps you could offer a few specific examples.
TDS is real.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2026 07:18 PM (XeU6L)
https://tinyurl.com/5effp5th
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 02, 2026 07:20 PM (WYfFt)
masturbatin pete back. Lucky us.
Posted by: A random guy on the net at November 02, 2026 07:08 PM (5Op5D)
... Ohhhhhh, you may be on to something here.
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 07:20 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
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It's probably David Hogg.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2026 07:20 PM (XeU6L)
Those beef smoothies are getting really expensive.
Posted by: fd
*vomits a little in own mouth*
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2026 07:20 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: fd at November 02, 2026 07:21 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2026 07:05 PM (ftFVW)
CWRU ???
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 07:21 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: Oldcat
Even the Boss knows he's dealing with retards.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 02, 2026 07:21 PM (8B4gm)
RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Fraudster Mary Peltola is now throwing her campaign under the bus for her scheme to disenfranchise Alaska voters.
HOST: “Is it possible that anybody in your campaign was potentially part of that conspiracy to plant Dan J?”
PELTOLA: “I have no idea…"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 07:21 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 02, 2026 07:21 PM (nEUC6)
Posted by: Oddbob at November 02, 2026 07:22 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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My boyhood stamp collection has some Ceylon stamps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2026 07:23 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2026 07:02 PM (viF8m)
*******
Now imagine them after my crazy father and the 1st Marines gave them their vitamin C stuff (Marines used it to get rust off of helmets vs scurvy). My father said the "natives" bleached their hair orange with it and came back for more.
Orange hair and red teefs.
We never added my father's oral military history diaries to the Library of Congress due to stories like this that he laughed through as he told us. However, we liked them.
I had ordered the questions and we videoed him. Sometimes he was laughing at me trying to use the new camera. Sometimes I had to cut the video because mother would walk through yapping about a cousin's phone call. It is not professional at all.
He was a well known character throughout his life.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 02, 2026 07:23 PM (hzuYO)
It's where a charlatan tells everyone a grandiose lie about how awesome everything will be, gullible fools gobble up the slop enthusiastically, and then none of it ever comes to pass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2026 07:23 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 02, 2026 07:23 PM (ftFVW)
Just how much of a non-entity do you have to be to not even make Wikipedia?
The guy who played Neelix on that D-list Star Trek vehicle has a Wikipedia article.
The "Little Mikey" character from the old Life cereal commercial has a Wikipedia article.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2026 07:23 PM (qlLNh)
Posted by: fd at November 02, 2026 07:21 PM (MWfyi)
Somebody needs to rework one of Stringbean's old hits into a hymn about sucking muslim dick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 07:24 PM (0kX4S)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 02, 2026 07:06 PM (uhVAy)
And all this time I thought Moses Cleaveland, and his merry band of Connecticut brethren were the first ones there.
You lear something new every day
Posted by: browndog says woof at November 02, 2026 07:24 PM (oCio0)
@springsteen
Dr. El-Sayed is a fighter for our American Constitution, he’s a fighter for our American Democracy, and he’s a fighter against the corrupt, lawless, and anti-American leadership currently in the White House That’s why I’m in his corner 100%.
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Gee Bruce, given the list of invectives, perhaps you could offer a few specific examples.
TDS is real.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2026 07:18 PM (XeU6L)
Always leave them laughing...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 02, 2026 07:24 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 02, 2026 07:24 PM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 02, 2026 07:25 PM (w6EFb)
So, um, why do Muslim women have to wear black trash bags and cover everything except their eyes? After all, you have all that information in your pocket, so why protect your vision from the female body?
Bueller? Bueller?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 02, 2026 07:26 PM (5WPt1)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 02, 2026 07:23 PM (hzuYO)
My grandfather didn't talk about WWII much. I gather he'd Seen Some Shit.
One story he would tell was about one of the islands where the women traditionally go topless. He was at a base there for a while, and (naturally) he and his fellow young GIs had no objection whatsoever to this post. It sure beat the shit out of slogging through the jungle waiting for a bunch of crazy (pardon the expression) Nips to launch a banzai charge.
Anyway, some of the natives were hired to perform various tasks. Some stick-up-the-ass officer decreed that the women MUST wear shirts at all times while they were on post, and had them issued Army t-shirts for this purpose.
The women were pleased as hell with their new finery and wore them all the time, not just when they were at work.
However, they found them rather...confining... so they soon cut two big holes in the chestal region so the girls could run wild and free.
Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2026 07:33 PM (qlLNh)
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