Mid-Morning Art Thread

Winter in the Country
George Henry Durrie

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 02, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

2 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at November 02, 2026 09:30 AM (Bep7s)

3 Nice.

Quaint.

Simpler, yet harder times.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 02, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

4 Very nice.

Posted by: Tuna at November 02, 2026 09:30 AM (lJ0H4)

5 Calming.... Perfect

Posted by: It's me donna at November 02, 2026 09:31 AM (4WM7K)

6 lum has been NOOD'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 02, 2026 09:32 AM (ccf/V)

7 Two little dogs smoking little cigarettes?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 02, 2026 09:32 AM (B/m4p)

8 Dogs. Horses. Art.

Posted by: Thems the rulz at November 02, 2026 09:32 AM (ZqKHu)

9 Very nice.
Posted by: Tuna at November 02, 2026 09:30 AM (lJ0H4)

Next up: SVIMvear!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 02, 2026 09:32 AM (ccf/V)

10 It looks like something on a Christmas card.

Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2026 09:32 AM (Oy/m2)

11 Per Wiki:
"George Henry Durrie (June 6, 1820 – October 15, 1863) was an American landscape artist noted especially for his rural winter snow scenes, which became very popular after they were reproduced as lithographic prints by Currier and Ives."

Posted by: Tuna at November 02, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

12 Winter in the Country

B-Side of "Summer in the City"?

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2026 09:32 AM (1vdTh)

13 flock camera.

Posted by: cmeat at November 02, 2026 09:32 AM (Bep7s)

14 Good start to November.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 02, 2026 09:32 AM (s2iZv)

15 My oxcart is full of eels!

Posted by: Naughty Hungarian Phrase Book at November 02, 2026 09:33 AM (vFcoN)

16 You can just hear Mariah Carey on the Victrola.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 02, 2026 09:33 AM (ExV1e)

17 It looks like something on a Christmas card.
Posted by: dantesed at November 02, 2026 09:32 AM (Oy/m2)
----
Would not surprise me at all if it has been used as such.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 02, 2026 09:33 AM (s2iZv)

18 This is nice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 02, 2026 09:33 AM (b99Hl)

19 Ahhhhh . . . Nice and calm

Unless you need dental work

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 02, 2026 09:33 AM (0sEPf)

20 Dogs, horses, snow, and hills in the distance. I'm there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 09:33 AM (wzUl9)

21 Winter in the Country

B-Side of "Summer in the City"?
Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2026 09:32 AM (1vdTh)

Well played, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 02, 2026 09:33 AM (ccf/V)

22 Some yahoo was claiming Texas could get 150 inches of snow this winter because of the Nina's.

LOL. And he was a professional weather forecaster.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2026 09:33 AM (izikm)

23 Can confirm.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 02, 2026 09:33 AM (RORbl)

24
Very Currier & Ives

verdict: meh

Posted by: Don Black at November 02, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)

25 Good start to November.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 02, 2026

***
In a civilized climate, yes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 09:34 AM (wzUl9)

26 Well, off to work.

Thankfully, my drive looks NOTHING like the scene depicted in today's art.

Have a good day, all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 02, 2026 09:34 AM (ccf/V)

27 looks like a postcard

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2026 09:34 AM (AKptf)

28 Next up: SVIMvear!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 02, 2026 09:32 AM

Is next....SKIvear!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2026 09:34 AM (bFu5X)

29 Metaphor for midterms tomorrow. The horse has left the barn.

Posted by: The Say Hay Kid at November 02, 2026 09:35 AM (vFcoN)

30 Nice picture. Needs Papa pouring a pail of boiling water into the radiator of the Model T.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 09:35 AM (0kX4S)

31 Some yahoo was claiming Texas could get 150 inches of snow this winter because of the Nina's.

LOL. And he was a professional weather forecaster.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2026

***
More than ten feet of snow? Maybe out on the Panhandle. Once.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 09:35 AM (wzUl9)

32 Beautiful.
Actually heard of this painter as he was influenced by the Hudson River School which I've always liked.
Would hang
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 02, 2026 09:35 AM (cfGMy)

33 Country inn ?

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2026 09:36 AM (AKptf)

34
Dogs, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2026 09:36 AM (eRlcH)

35 I stayed in a country inn. Once.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2026 09:36 AM (AKptf)

36
...
in the lane, snow is glistening
...

Posted by: Count de Monet at a remote location at November 02, 2026 09:36 AM (6Ga6M)

37 Little cold to be smoochin' on the front porch.

Posted by: Love Sick at November 02, 2026 09:37 AM (vFcoN)

38 I like this, it is peaceful.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 02, 2026 09:37 AM (ibDUx)

39 Alternate title:

"Pepperidge Farm Remembers...soooooo, you know buy our products"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 02, 2026 09:37 AM (YSUhf)

40 Saw a drawing from about 1870 of my 3-G Grandfather's Illinois homestead...looked a great deal like that (road to the front instead of a creek). Two story house with windowed attic, barn and sheds...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 09:38 AM (l3cgK)

41 Per Wiki:
"George Henry Durrie (June 6, 1820 – October 15, 1863) was an American landscape artist noted especially for his rural winter snow scenes, which became very popular after they were reproduced as lithographic prints by Currier and Ives."
Posted by: Tuna at November 02, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

Died very young. Civil War, maybe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 09:38 AM (0kX4S)

42 Country inn ?
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2026

***
That little red sign on a tall post at the far edge of the house suggests that. As does the "horse knows the way to carry the sleigh" with the couple bundled up near the lower edge.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 09:38 AM (wzUl9)

43
Then the murders began.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2026 09:38 AM (eRlcH)

44 Tiny Tim's rendition of "On The Old Front Porch" is lovely as he sings the part of both the suitor and the fair maiden.

Posted by: Herbert Khaury Fan Club at November 02, 2026 09:38 AM (vFcoN)

45 I once had a long dream about running a country inn. Vermont, it was.

Posted by: Bob Newhart at November 02, 2026 09:39 AM (6Ga6M)

46 Little cold to be smoochin' on the front porch.
Posted by: Love Sick at November 02, 2026

***
Or in that sleigh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 09:39 AM (wzUl9)

47 Looks like they're getting ready to head over the river and through the wood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2026 09:39 AM (bFu5X)

48 blurg bloof blig

Posted by: AOS cope likes it in the ass at November 02, 2026 09:39 AM (UoyoM)

49 Some yahoo was claiming Texas could get 150 inches of snow this winter because of the Nina's.

LOL. And he was a professional weather forecaster.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2026 09:33 AM (izikm)

In that case, the northern United States is under glaciers, and-

It's a New Ice Age!!!!

Dibs on riding the first mammoth to appear!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 02, 2026 09:39 AM (YSUhf)

50 @41 probably typhoid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 02, 2026 09:39 AM (cfGMy)

51 Died very young. Civil War, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Run over by an oxcart.

Posted by: Got A Beef With That? at November 02, 2026 09:40 AM (vFcoN)

52 The brindle animal the guy is standing in front of, perhaps brushing, looks more like a cow than it does a horse.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)

53 Named Winter Storms - a limerick

The storm-tossed fields look obscene
It might be the worst ever seen
Grab your children and your wives
And run for ytour lives
It's "Light Dusting of Sow Storm Christine!"

Posted by: muldoon at November 02, 2026 09:41 AM (qgHp7)

54 Good to see TJM's personal pocket troll is up and at 'em this morning.

Posted by: ballistic at November 02, 2026 09:41 AM (oqH4h)

55 @41 probably typhoid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 02, 2026 09:39 AM (cfGMy)

As is 48.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 09:42 AM (0kX4S)

56 Dogs, trees, probably sniper (Sharps)...

So yes, art!

Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 09:42 AM (pfXMo)

57
Died very young. Civil War, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Run over by an oxcart.
Posted by: Got A Beef With That? at November 02, 2026 09:40 AM (vFcoN)

___________

Shot by jealous husband.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2026 09:42 AM (eRlcH)

58 Some yahoo was claiming Texas could get 150 inches of snow this winter because of the Nina's.

LOL. And he was a professional weather forecaster.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2026

***
More than ten feet of snow? Maybe out on the Panhandle. Once.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I think he meant cumulative for the entire season.

Hell, I grew up in St. Louis. Next to the great humidifier, aka, the Mississippi River.

And we NEVER had a total of 150 inches for a whole season.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2026 09:42 AM (izikm)

59 Died very young. Civil War, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Wiki says typhoid fever probably.

Posted by: Tuna at November 02, 2026 09:42 AM (lJ0H4)

60 I like this. Happy Monday before Funday.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 02, 2026 09:42 AM (rg/w7)

61 Christmas in Connecticut, ca. 1850.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 09:42 AM (wzUl9)

62

Wiki says he died of typhoid. Another website stated, "Durrie also served as a Union Army officer during the American Civil War. He was mortally wounded during the Battle of Chancellorsville in 1863 and died a few days later."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 09:42 AM (l3cgK)

63 Oh, very nice.

Posted by: Bulg at November 02, 2026 09:43 AM (77rzZ)

64 Little cold to be smoochin' on the front porch.
Posted by: Love Sick at November 02, 2026

***
Or in that sleigh.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

That's how you get chapped lips.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2026 09:43 AM (izikm)

65 Clean up on aisle 48.

Posted by: Tuna at November 02, 2026 09:43 AM (lJ0H4)

66 Wiki says he died of typhoid. Another website stated, "Durrie also served as a Union Army officer during the American Civil War. He was mortally wounded during the Battle of Chancellorsville in 1863 and died a few days later."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

It was covid.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2026 09:43 AM (izikm)

67 I'm a yak.

Posted by: The brindle animal at November 02, 2026 09:44 AM (ZqKHu)

68 That whole house only has one chimney? Maybe there are two or more fireplaces all using the same chimney. I don't know how that works.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 09:44 AM (wzUl9)

69 Climate change. The early years.

Posted by: The Doom Goblin at November 02, 2026 09:44 AM (ZqKHu)

70 The brindle animal the guy is standing in front of, perhaps brushing, looks more like a cow than it does a horse.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 09:40 AM (wzUl9)

"Ox. Horse. Ibex. Whatever will pull my cart.

Martha get over here and help these critters pull my cart into the barn!"

Posted by: naturalfake at November 02, 2026 09:44 AM (YSUhf)

71 Oh, wait -- the one-story extension, which might be the kitchen, has a chimney too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 09:45 AM (wzUl9)

72
Monkeypox and shigella are unpleasant but at least they aren't long COVID!

Mask up, and STAY SEEF!!!

Posted by: Reddit Cope at November 02, 2026 09:45 AM (BI5O2)

73 I once had a long dream about running a country inn. Vermont, it was.
Posted by: Bob Newhart"

No more Japanese food before you go to bed...

Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 09:45 AM (pfXMo)

74 This is a nice winterish scene, but wouldn't it be improved by the addition of a nukular glow from the Inn and a Water Wheel in the crick?

Posted by: Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light at November 02, 2026 09:45 AM (vFcoN)

75 73 I once had a long dream about running a country inn. Vermont, it was.
Posted by: Bob Newhart"

No more Japanese food before you go to bed...

Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 09:45 AM (pfXMo)

You DON'T want to know what kinds of dreams you have after eating Taco Bell or gas station sushi...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 09:46 AM (l3cgK)

76 Even as I wander, I'm keeping you in sight.
You're a candle in the window, a corn dog winter night.

Posted by: Kevin Cronin at November 02, 2026 09:46 AM (kuEDh)

77 It was covid."

Net neutrality.

Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 09:46 AM (pfXMo)

78 This is a nice winterish scene, but wouldn't it be improved by the addition of a nukular glow from the Inn and a Water Wheel in the crick?
Posted by: Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light at November 02, 2026 09:45 AM (vFcoN)

And a steam train in the distance, headlight gleaming.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 09:47 AM (0kX4S)

79 77 It was covid."

Net neutrality.

Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 09:46 AM (pfXMo)

Lack of access to abortion

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 09:47 AM (l3cgK)

80 George Utley was the handyman at this Inn, and look, here comes Larry, Daryl, and his other brother Daryl.

Posted by: Stratford Follies at November 02, 2026 09:47 AM (vFcoN)

81 And we NEVER had a total of 150 inches for a whole season.

Posted by: rickb223

The Paolo, how you say, he easily takes care of that problem.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 02, 2026 09:47 AM (iqv62)

82 You DON'T want to know what kinds of dreams you have after eating Taco Bell or gas station sushi..."

Network tv heads go "hmmmmm"

Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 09:47 AM (pfXMo)

83 Died very young. Civil War, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Run over by an oxcart.
Posted by: Got A Beef With That? at November 02, 2026 09:40 AM (vFcoN)

___________

Shot by jealous husband.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2026 09:42 AM

Unfortunate hot air balloon incident.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2026 09:48 AM (bFu5X)

84 Some yahoo was claiming Texas could get 150 inches of snow this winter because of the Nina's.

The Ninas are like global warming: they can do everything. I've seen "no snow this winter", I've seen "30 feet of snow this winter", and I've seen "about normal snow this winter", all attributed to the Ninas.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026 09:48 AM (2ocoG)

85 My poles never let me down.

Posted by: Sergey Bubka at November 02, 2026 09:49 AM (sdSI9)

86 Oh, wait -- the one-story extension, which might be the kitchen, has a chimney too."

That's the hobbit extension...

Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 09:49 AM (pfXMo)

87 I like it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2026 09:50 AM (Y/06r)

88 84 Some yahoo was claiming Texas could get 150 inches of snow this winter because of the Nina's.

The Ninas are like global warming: they can do everything. I've seen "no snow this winter", I've seen "30 feet of snow this winter", and I've seen "about normal snow this winter", all attributed to the Ninas.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026 09:48 AM (2ocoG)

There's an "ñ" in there...El Niño and La Niña...
Like in Jalapeño (and no, it ISN'T pronounced Halal-peeno).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 09:50 AM (l3cgK)

89 10 It looks like something on a Christmas card.

----------

You must be referring to a Winter Festival card, citizen. Please check your inclusiveness.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2026 09:50 AM (4Je4D)

90 The Ninas are like global warming: they can do everything. I've seen "no snow this winter", I've seen "30 feet of snow this winter", and I've seen "about normal snow this winter", all attributed to the Ninas.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026 09:48 AM (2ocoG)

I got an e-mail blast about severe weather preparedness from my car insurance carrier. Did not mention Gerbil Worming in so many words, but the implication was there. Deleted it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 09:50 AM (0kX4S)

91 > Very Currier & Ives

Posted by: Don Black at November 02, 2026 09:33 AM (ZxPkt)

Durrier.

Like one of those "Rollex" watches you can buy from street hustlers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2026 09:51 AM (qlLNh)

92 Good to see TJM's personal pocket troll is up and at 'em this morning.
Posted by: ballistic at November 02, 2026 09:41 AM

He's a social creature at heart. Demented and sad, but social.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2026 09:51 AM (bFu5X)

93 The dogs near the sleigh look pretty perky. The left one might be a pointer or other hunting dog. The right-hand one looks kind of like a very big Scottie, or a Schipperke.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 09:51 AM (wzUl9)

94 The Ninas are like global warming: they can do everything. I've seen "no snow this winter", I've seen "30 feet of snow this winter", and I've seen "about normal snow this winter", all attributed to the Ninas.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026 09:48 AM (2ocoG)

This, too, is the story of every winter for the past 2 decades.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2026 09:51 AM (Y/06r)

95 Biblical Oxcart, as it appears the oxen are equally yoked.

Posted by: Hoofin' It at November 02, 2026 09:51 AM (vFcoN)

96 all attributed to the Ninas."

"We get no respect "

/Santa María and the Pinta.

Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 09:51 AM (pfXMo)

97 92 Good to see TJM's personal pocket troll is up and at 'em this morning.
Posted by: ballistic at November 02, 2026 09:41 AM

He's a social creature at heart. Demented and sad, but social.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2026 09:51 AM (bFu5X)

He's a stalker and wants to be sodomized by TJM, but I don't think TJM swings that way.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 09:52 AM (l3cgK)

98 Like in Jalapeño (and no, it ISN'T pronounced Halal-peeno).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 09:50 AM

The peen is not halal!!!

The goat, on the other hand...

Posted by: Imam Mohammed M. Mohammed at November 02, 2026 09:52 AM (bFu5X)

99 I like this. Reminds me of the feel of rural New England winters. The figures of the people and animals are a little stiff for my taste but the buildings and landscape are wonderful. And he really captured the light of such a day. You can almost see the wisps as the animals and people breathe in the cold air. He catches the era and season by showing the sleigh and sledge instead of a carriage or cart. People who thrived despite winter and took advantage of the snow.

It could be a scene from "A Reverence For Wood" by Eric Sloane, one of my favorite books. In the section dealing with early America he describes a scene very much like this based on records and local history.

Check out Durrie's Wiki page. Some of his landscapes are dramatic and effective.

Yes, I would hang this and some of his others. The winter landscapes would be nice to look at in July.

Posted by: JTB at November 02, 2026 09:52 AM (yTvNw)

100
Young Love

I swear you're the girl I love best!
You're more beautiful than all of the rest!
You sure make me happy!
Hey, why did you slap me?
All I said was, "Do you have an ice chest?"

Posted by: muldoon at November 02, 2026 09:52 AM (qgHp7)

101 Lady of the house is barefoot, chained to the stove.

Posted by: Life Is Good at November 02, 2026 09:53 AM (vFcoN)

102 96 all attributed to the Ninas."

"We get no respect "

/Santa María and the Pinta.

Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 09:51 AM (pfXMo)

I read the last as Piñata...LOL
Yes, the three Columbus (Columbian?) ships: Las Niñas

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 09:53 AM (l3cgK)

103 98 Like in Jalapeño (and no, it ISN'T pronounced Halal-peeno).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 09:50 AM

The peen is not halal!!!

The goat, on the other hand...

Posted by: Imam Mohammed M. Mohammed at November 02, 2026 09:52 AM (bFu5X)

But only if the goat is sold at least two villages over...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 09:54 AM (l3cgK)

104
Look, I'm only an indigent because of Trump, and because my fascist mom refuses to die. Once she finally croaks, I'll move from this basement to the master bedroom, and President Mamdani will pay for my suboxone.

We'll see who's a dead-end burnout loser, then!

Posted by: Reddit Cope at November 02, 2026 09:54 AM (BI5O2)

105 Slight edit:

All I said was, "Does your mom have an ice chest?"

Posted by: muldoon at November 02, 2026 09:55 AM (qgHp7)

106 106 Slight edit:

All I said was, "Does your mom have an ice chest?"

Posted by: muldoon at November 02, 2026 09:55 AM (qgHp7)

She does not.
I was once asked here if I kissed my Mom with my lips (after swearing in Spanish)...I wrote, "No, that'd be gross, and get ashes all over the place."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 09:56 AM (l3cgK)

107 > 106 Slight edit:

All I said was, "Does your mom have an ice chest?"
Posted by: muldoon at November 02, 2026 09:55 AM (qgHp7)

Endora? Of course she does.

What, you've never heard the expression "colder than a witch's tit"?

Posted by: Samantha Stevens at November 02, 2026 09:57 AM (qlLNh)

108 Wonder if the Leaf Peepers from Boston and NYC came to the inn in 1850.

Posted by: Goodbye, City Life! at November 02, 2026 09:57 AM (vFcoN)

109 Posted by: AOS Cope
====

You love him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2026 09:57 AM (RIvkX)

110 Christmas card art, but very nice Christmas card art. Is there a dog?

Posted by: From about That Time at November 02, 2026 09:57 AM (sl73Y)

111 I knew it wouldn't last.

Jordon Hudson, 25, Seeing Other People After Quietly Splitting from Bill Belichick, 74

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 09:58 AM (ndZc7)

112 109 > 106 Slight edit:

All I said was, "Does your mom have an ice chest?"
Posted by: muldoon at November 02, 2026 09:55 AM (qgHp7)

Endora? Of course she does.

What, you've never heard the expression "colder than a witch's tit"?

Posted by: Samantha Stevens at November 02, 2026 09:57 AM (qlLNh)

My fish sticks are hard as her tits!

Posted by: Tourrettes Man at November 02, 2026 09:58 AM (l3cgK)

113
Shelf Elf - millions sold

TJM's Personal Troll - not one taker

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 02, 2026 09:58 AM (YSUhf)

114 I like it. Think what a revolution the gasoline engine and the tractor brought to the farm. No feeding horses or hitching them up.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 09:59 AM (PKL0q)

115 Brought to you by The Patriarchy.

Posted by: You're welcome at November 02, 2026 09:59 AM (ZqKHu)

116
I'm not a deranged queer like my dad says. I'm a beautiful woman, like my mom says.

Much more beautiful than that big-breasted tramp dad married last year. The one who keeps calling the cops when I bang on the door.

Posted by: Reddit Cope at November 02, 2026 09:59 AM (BI5O2)

117 This painting belongs on the cover to a box of chocolates.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2026 09:59 AM (RIvkX)

118 115
Shelf Elf - millions sold

TJM's Personal Troll - not one taker

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 02, 2026 09:58 AM (YSUhf)

He sits under his bridge, earning it the hard way, a quarter at a time (NOT the $20, same as in town).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 09:59 AM (l3cgK)

119 I think it was in The Mask, Jim Carey's character wedgies a bad guy and pulls his underwear up and over his head.

I like to think all trolls are AoS are treated thusly.

Posted by: LizLem at November 02, 2026 09:59 AM (Toos7)

120 It's not a rough winter in Texas until they start distributing from the Strategic Hot Cocoa Reserves up north of Lubbock.

Posted by: muldoon at November 02, 2026 09:59 AM (qgHp7)

121 The wit and wisdom of Abdul El-Sayed.

Mike Rogers
@MikeRogersForMI
.@AbdulElSayed says it’s ok for MEN to be in girl’s locker rooms.

Why?

“Well because they are going to find out about it on the internet anyway”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 10:00 AM (ndZc7)

122 118
I'm not a deranged queer like my dad says. I'm a beautiful woman, like my mom says.

Much more beautiful than that big-breasted tramp dad married last year. The one who keeps calling the cops when I bang on the door.

Posted by: Reddit Cope at November 02, 2026 09:59 AM (BI5O2)

Well, doorsexuals have that problem.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:00 AM (l3cgK)

123 119 pops bought moms chocolates from stuckey's with this painting. she still talks about how a moth flew out when she took the lid off.

Posted by: cmeat at November 02, 2026 10:01 AM (Bep7s)

124 Must have been pretty cold last night. They brought the brass monkey inside.

Posted by: Geezer at November 02, 2026 10:01 AM (ZqKHu)

125 > No, that'd be gross, and get ashes all over the place."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 09:56 AM (l3cgK)

Heh... I used to know a guy who had a jar of volcanic ash from Mount St. Helens on his coffee table.

He liked to wind people up by telling them it was the ashes of his dead grandmother, then take out a pinch or two and dramatically blow it into the air, lick it, dust off his hands, etc.

Posted by: Samantha Stevens at November 02, 2026 10:01 AM (qlLNh)

126 116 I like it. Think what a revolution the gasoline engine and the tractor brought to the farm. No feeding horses or hitching them up.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 09:59 AM (PKL0q)

Or cleaning up after them.

Still, it would be interesting to chart global horse population from 1850 to 1950.

From bing AI, just in the US:
1850: 4.9 million total equines (horses + mules)

1880: 12.17 million

1900: 21.53 million

1910: 24.04 million (near peak)

1920: 25.20 million

1930: 18.89 million

1940: 13.93 million

1950: 7.60 million

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2026 10:02 AM (Y/06r)

127 Shelf Elf - millions sold

It all came apart when they tried to put the elf on one of Ace's shelves.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026 10:02 AM (2ocoG)

128 I saw Big Breasted Tramp open for Siouxsie and the Banshees in a punk club in Brixton back in '77.

Posted by: Samantha Stevens at November 02, 2026 10:03 AM (qlLNh)

129 Someone's cremains are one of the things you may find if you buy abandoned storage units.

Posted by: So That's Where Uncle Harry Went. at November 02, 2026 10:03 AM (vFcoN)

130 A library book hit me on the head.
I have only my shelf to blame.

Posted by: Dad jokes at November 02, 2026 10:04 AM (ZqKHu)

131 Nice art. I am not in any rush to turn the calendar - winter will be here soon enough.

Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2026 10:04 AM (2bFN5)

132 knew it wouldn't last.

Jordon Hudson, 25, Seeing Other People After Quietly Splitting from Bill Belichick, 74
Posted by: Anonosaurus

And UNC is playing better football. Copncidence?
I think not.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 02, 2026 10:04 AM (sl73Y)

133 even if TJM did swing that way, he's got better options than assdope.

Posted by: 88C+u at November 02, 2026 10:04 AM (88C+u)

134 130 I saw Big Breasted Tramp open for Siouxsie and the Banshees in a punk club in Brixton back in '77.

Posted by: Samantha Stevens at November 02, 2026 10:03 AM (qlLNh)

::: considers reminding Rodrigo Borgia to take of his sock, decides not to :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:05 AM (l3cgK)

135 I dusted once. It came back. Not falling for that again.

Posted by: The maid at November 02, 2026 10:05 AM (ZqKHu)

136 I didn't have a winter painting but I did have a painting that had almost the same exact yellow house. See nic.

Posted by: polynikes at November 02, 2026 10:07 AM (Ti9vn)

137 I saw Big Breasted Tramp open for Siouxsie and the Banshees

I misread that as "Big Breasted Trump".

"They say they're the biggest and most beautiful hooters anyone's ever seen!"

Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026 10:07 AM (2ocoG)

138 I saw Big Breasted Tramp open for Siouxsie and the Banshees in a punk club in Brixton back in '77."

So, "Missing Persons"?

Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 10:07 AM (pfXMo)

139 131 Someone's cremains are one of the things you may find if you buy abandoned storage units.

Posted by: So That's Where Uncle Harry Went. at November 02, 2026 10:03 AM (vFcoN)

I remember when my Dad tried selling some of my Grandparents stuff before they moved in with us...he sold a large (3 ft+ tall) statue, and tried to sell a "vase"...the woman said, "I'm NOT buying that! It's an urn!"...
Wasn't until a year or two ago I finally figured out whose urn it was...my step G-Grandmother (G-Grandpa's 3rd wife)...and the urn was basically empty, so I guess her ashes had been dispersed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:07 AM (l3cgK)

140 137 I dusted once. It came back. Not falling for that again.
Posted by: The maid at November 02, 2026 10:05 AM (ZqKHu)

; )

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:07 AM (odBC9)

141 /s. The Democrats or the GOPe or the Triparte or the Tri Delts or Lambda Lambda Lambda are really building a detailed backstory to explain the missile that hit Florida. (Heavy sarcasm)

Prayers to all the families involved.

🚨 CONFIRMED BY FAMILY: 20-YEAR-OLD CO-PILOT IDENTIFIED IN DEADLY FLORIDA LEARJET CRASH

Nathalia Gadelha, just 20 years old, has been identified by her mother and stepfather as the co-pilot aboard the Learjet 60 that crashed in Palm Beach County, Florida, on November 1, killing all nine people on board.

Nathalia could fly an airplane before she could legally drive a car.

In October 2023, she was featured in a local news interview as a 17-year-old senior at West Boca Raton High School. She had earned her private pilot’s license the previous month and had already accumulated 88 hours of flight time.

Her passion for aviation began years earlier. Her father started flying recreationally in 2018 and helped introduce her to aviation. Nathalia began ground school in 2020, while still a teenager.

Her public-school aviation program helped fund her flight training.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2026 10:07 AM (izikm)

142 winter will be here soon enough."

Tomorrow morning.

I might go find some socks...

Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 10:08 AM (pfXMo)

143 131 Someone's cremains are one of the things you may find if you buy abandoned storage units.
Posted by: So That's Where Uncle Harry Went. at November 02, 2026 10:03 AM (vFcoN)

I worked maintenence at a big storage unit place in the late 90's. I'd say I found an urn in probably half of the units I had to clean out. I would take them to the creamatorium in the industrial part of the property. I don't know what they did with them. Probably handed 20 or so over to them. Sad really.

Posted by: Reforger at November 02, 2026 10:08 AM (ZtpEc)

144 A library book hit me on the head.
I have only my shelf to blame.
Posted by: Dad jokes

Is Ace posting anonymously again?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2026 10:09 AM (izikm)

145 I didn't have a winter painting but I did have a painting that had almost the same exact yellow house. See nic.
Posted by: polynikes at November 02, 2026 10:07 AM (Ti9vn)

Damn! That's amazing. I thought it was a photograph. Very well done!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 10:10 AM (0kX4S)

146 Just enough snow in that scene. Enough to notice, to feel, to quiet the world, but not enough to risk your life.

Posted by: RandomDave at November 02, 2026 10:10 AM (aJQbY)

147 Her public-school aviation program helped fund her flight training.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2026 10:07 AM (izikm)

What happened? I was off the internet for the most part this weekend. I am guessing the thought is she augured in?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2026 10:10 AM (Y/06r)

148 Dirty Sanchez now with kernels of corn.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at November 02, 2026 10:10 AM (Lz5dm)

149 Agnes Moorehead had an amazing career on stage, films, and especially radio. She was a favorite of Orson Welles Mercury Theatre Players. She was in Citizen Kane and The Magnificent Ambersons. Four Oscar nominations.

Posted by: Much More Than Endora at November 02, 2026 10:10 AM (vFcoN)

150 The Democrats or the GOPe or the Triparte or the Tri Delts or Lambda Lambda Lambda are really building a detailed backstory to explain the missile that hit Florida. (Heavy sarcasm)

I heard the ATC audio for that. Yikes.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026 10:10 AM (2ocoG)

151 Some happy, albeit dormant, bushes. Two thumbs up!

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at November 02, 2026 10:11 AM (0sNs1)

152 Probably handed 20 or so over to them. Sad really.
Posted by: Reforger at November 02, 2026 10:08 AM (ZtpEc)

Yeah, thrift stores are not fun if you think about it. People's entire lives and homes, sold off because the survivors did not have space for it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2026 10:11 AM (Y/06r)

153 Posted by: 88C+u at November 02, 2026 10:04 AM (88C+u)

Swing what way? Sad tranny retards? Does ANYONE "swing" that way?

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 10:12 AM (arYYy)

154 153 Some happy, albeit dormant, bushes. Two thumbs up!

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at November 02, 2026 10:11 AM (0sNs1)

To bad the Texas Bushes aren't dormant.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:12 AM (l3cgK)

155 What happened? I was off the internet for the most part this weekend. I am guessing the thought is she augured in?"

Slightly more than augured...

The videos are... whew.

Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 10:12 AM (pfXMo)

156 What happened? I was off the internet for the most part this weekend. I am guessing the thought is she augured in?

Don't know if there's a solid cause yet. The dashcam footage is crazy - the plane's visible for like 1 frame before the explosion.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026 10:13 AM (2ocoG)

157 Johnny Inviso-peen will be nowhere to be seen after the votes are tallied.

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 10:13 AM (arYYy)

158 I saw Big Breasted Tramp open for Siouxsie and the Banshees in a punk club in Brixton back in '77.

Posted by: Samantha Stevens at November 02, 2026

***
Were you still married to Durwood?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 02, 2026 10:14 AM (wzUl9)

159 Her public-school aviation program helped fund her flight training.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2026 10:07 AM (izikm

-------

I had several female flight instructors i had confidence in. Early 90s, so before DEI. She sounds like she could have been one of them. Terrifying tragedy

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:14 AM (PKL0q)

160 I heard the ATC audio for that. Yikes.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026 10:10 AM (2ocoG)

I read the transcript. Sounds like the aircraft encountered severe icing conditions, and they waited too long before declaring an emergency and diving out of there. Plane turned into a lawn dart by ice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 10:14 AM (0kX4S)

161 To bad the Texas Bushes aren't dormant.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:12 AM

Hush yo mouf!

Posted by: Karl Rove at November 02, 2026 10:14 AM (0sNs1)

162 157 What happened? I was off the internet for the most part this weekend. I am guessing the thought is she augured in?"

Slightly more than augured...

The videos are... whew.

Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 10:12 AM (pfXMo)

https://tinyurl.com/m4jcjr86
WARNING: Graphic

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:15 AM (l3cgK)

163 Keep out da Bushes!

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at November 02, 2026 10:15 AM (ZqKHu)

164
Nathalia Gadelha, just 20 years old, has been identified by her mother and stepfather as the co-pilot aboard the Learjet 60 that crashed in Palm Beach County, Florida, on November 1, killing all nine people on board.

______

Identified from what?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2026 10:15 AM (eRlcH)

165 Agnes Moorehead had an amazing career on stage, films, and especially radio. She was a favorite of Orson Welles Mercury Theatre Players. She was in Citizen Kane and The Magnificent Ambersons. Four Oscar nominations.
Posted by: Much More Than Endora

One of my favorite character actresses, right up there with Thelma Ritter.

Posted by: Bulg at November 02, 2026 10:15 AM (77rzZ)

166 > 149 Agnes Moorehead had an amazing career on stage, films, and especially radio.

She was also way more popular at parties than her rival, Agnes LessHead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2026 10:15 AM (qlLNh)

167 What happened?

-
They had reported icing. In Florida.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)

168 A Durrie without the fringe on top.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 02, 2026 10:16 AM (MDua2)

169 > Slightly more than augured...

Yeah, more like a lawn dart.

I have not listened to the audio, and will not.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2026 10:16 AM (qlLNh)

170 She sounds like she could have been one of them. Terrifying tragedy

The air traffic control audio is scarier than any slasher movie ever made.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026 10:17 AM (2ocoG)

171 There's an "ñ" in there...El Niño and La Niña...
Like in Jalapeño (and no, it ISN'T pronounced Halal-peeno).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 09:50 AM

Sí, Señor.

Be very happy there are no penguins invading that territory. Yet.

Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at November 02, 2026 10:17 AM (0sNs1)

172 She was also way more popular at parties than her rival, Agnes LessHead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Hush. I may turn you into a Newt!

Posted by: Aunt Clara at November 02, 2026 10:18 AM (vFcoN)

173 They had reported icing. In Florida.

If I understand correctly, they were in a thunderstorm, and ice does indeed form in those.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026 10:18 AM (2ocoG)

174 Today I'm hearding kittehs. Got 5 to catch and momma. Appointment to get them fixed and clipped tomorrow morning.
I didn't have 'become a crazy cat dude' on my bucket list yet here I am.
This is a 3 week long plan. I was hoping they would warm up and I could just pick them up and cat carrier them but that is not happening.
Traps are going to be set soon. They've been eating out of them for a week now. Fill the bowls and pull the sticks.

I hope this works I fear momma may be pregnant again.

Posted by: Reforger at November 02, 2026 10:18 AM (ZtpEc)

175 > They had reported icing. In Florida.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)

If you're at 30,000 feet, it doesn't make much difference if you're in Florida or Saskatchewan.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2026 10:18 AM (qlLNh)

176 Don't know if there's a solid cause yet. The dashcam footage is crazy - the plane's visible for like 1 frame before the explosion.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 02, 2026 10:13 AM (2ocoG)

If cockpit audio released is to be believed, they were descending 20K feet/minute.

Posted by: seems not optimal at November 02, 2026 10:19 AM (Cs5x9)

177 Obama-appointed U.S. District Chief Judge James E. Boasberg, long criticized as a “Radical Left Lunatic of a Judge,” gave the Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights (CHIRLA) and its UCLA Voting Rights Project allies tightly restricted access to the Trump Department of Justice’s list of more than 20,000 people federal investigators flagged as likely noncitizens who received mail ballots in California.

The court order was crystal clear: the data was for standing arguments only. Plaintiffs could not disclose names and could not use the information for broader political or media attacks on the government’s election-integrity efforts.

That restriction lasted roughly 24 hours.

Posted by: SMOD at November 02, 2026 10:19 AM (IC8/z)

178 There are only 2 frames where you see the jet...by the third frame it's flattened...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:19 AM (l3cgK)

179
Went out to find a Sayad sign on the lawn this morning.

Guessing this is what the kids do for Halloween pranks these days.

Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2026 10:19 AM (Y8DZL)

180 As strong as they are, and kept in the tail, i'm not sure the black boxes could have survived this crash

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:20 AM (PKL0q)

181 174 little girl was fostering three red tabby kits for ten days. just went back yesterday.
if they stayed kits i'd have all three.

Posted by: cmeat at November 02, 2026 10:20 AM (Bep7s)

182 179
Went out to find a Sayad sign on the lawn this morning.

Guessing this is what the kids do for Halloween pranks these days.

Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2026 10:19 AM (Y8DZL)

What'll happen if you video setting it on fire?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:20 AM (l3cgK)

183 179 Went out to find a Sayad sign on the lawn this morning.

Guessing this is what the kids do for Halloween pranks these days.
Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2026 10:19 AM (Y8DZL)

Haha!

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:20 AM (odBC9)

184 They had reported icing. In Florida."

Early reports (48 hour rule, folks) say they tried to climb over storms and exceeded the recommended altitude limits, building up severe ice... (it can be well below zero F at those altitudes)...

Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 10:21 AM (pfXMo)

185 She was also way more popular at parties than her rival, Agnes LessHead.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Hush. I may turn you into a Newt!
Posted by: Aunt Clara

You couldn't turn a newt into a newt.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2026 10:21 AM (izikm)

186 It was a cathouse.

Posted by: Just the punchline at November 02, 2026 10:22 AM (ZqKHu)

187 Went out to find a Sayad sign on the lawn this morning.

Guessing this is what the kids do for Halloween pranks these days.
Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2026 10:19 AM (Y8DZL)

Photo-reduce it, print it on asswipe, and install it in a mall washroom near a mosque.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 10:22 AM (0kX4S)

188 Fish bicycle.

https://tinyurl.com/jmktvwec

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 10:22 AM (ndZc7)

189 175 > They had reported icing. In Florida.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 10:16 AM (ndZc7)

If you're at 30,000 feet, it doesn't make much difference if you're in Florida or Saskatchewan.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2026 10:18 AM (qlLNh)

-----‐

Temperature drops about 3.5 degrees fahrenheit for every thousand feet you go up

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:23 AM (PKL0q)

190 Nathalia Gadelha Filgueiras, @learjet_girl

found online

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:23 AM (odBC9)

191 179 i grab the glenview rainbow signs and put them on my greek buddie's lawn.
he suspects.

Posted by: cmeat at November 02, 2026 10:23 AM (Bep7s)

192 Damn. That video.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 02, 2026 10:23 AM (b99Hl)

193 i'm not sure the black boxes could have survived this crash"

The video of the crater/impact site shows... tiny pieces. Nothing more

Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 10:23 AM (pfXMo)

194 You couldn't turn a newt into a newt.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2026 10:21 AM

In the end, there can be only one.

Posted by: zombie Newt Gingrich at November 02, 2026 10:23 AM (0sNs1)

195 If I had an airship, as pretty as thunderstorms are, I think I'd steer a wide course.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2026 10:23 AM (Y/06r)

196 I recall this painting from somewhere, perhaps here previously or maybe at the National Gallery. It is almost a perfect winter scene, lacking only kids throwing snowballs or playing with the dogs.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 02, 2026 10:24 AM (6CYck)

197 I was warching a live stream from the crater a few minutes after it happened. I could be wrong but it looked to me like it was filled with molten aluninum to about a quarter way up. A bunch of odd fires around the edge and on the surface.

Posted by: Reforger at November 02, 2026 10:24 AM (ZtpEc)

198 Painting: very nice.

Posted by: gp at November 02, 2026 10:25 AM (Jr5Lq)

199
If I had an airship, as pretty as thunderstorms are, I think I'd steer a wide course.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2026 10:23 AM (Y/06r)

__________

Yeah, you want to do that.

Posted by: USS Shenandoah at November 02, 2026 10:25 AM (eRlcH)

200 200

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:25 AM (odBC9)

201 196 I recall this painting from somewhere, perhaps here previously or maybe at the National Gallery. It is almost a perfect winter scene, lacking only kids throwing snowballs or playing with the dogs.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 02, 2026 10:24 AM (6CYck)

It would make a good Thanksgiving Day card.

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:26 AM (odBC9)

202 Yeah, you want to do that.
Posted by: USS Shenandoah at November 02, 2026 10:25 AM (eRlcH)

Indeed.

Posted by: USS Akron at November 02, 2026 10:26 AM (Y/06r)

203 Halligan tool for the win!

https://tinyurl.com/yc363nzp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 10:26 AM (ndZc7)

204 Funny.

https://tinyurl.com/9wrne249

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2026 10:27 AM (viF8m)

205 Learjet crash: I was skeptical at first, but now it does look like the horizontal stab is missing in the still photo of the crash vid.

Posted by: gp at November 02, 2026 10:27 AM (Jr5Lq)

206 Based on the two frames and the frame rate (about 18 frames/sec in vid by counting frames per displayed second), the plane was traveling at around 500MPH when it crashed...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:28 AM (l3cgK)

207 You couldn't turn a newt into a newt.
Posted by: rickb223

I could, if I could only remember the spell....

Posted by: Aunt Clara, AKA Marion Lorne at November 02, 2026 10:28 AM (vFcoN)

208 205 Learjet crash: I was skeptical at first, but now it does look like the horizontal stab is missing in the still photo of the crash vid.

Posted by: gp at November 02, 2026 10:27 AM (Jr5Lq)

It's damn hard to tell...wings are barely visible given the background color.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM (l3cgK)

209 207 You couldn't turn a newt into a newt.
Posted by: rickb223

I could, if I could only remember the spell....
Posted by: Aunt Clara, AKA Marion Lorne at November 02, 2026 10:28 AM (vFcoN)

It's "Danke Schoen"!

--Wayne Newton

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM (odBC9)

210 DM sez lady pilot on radio was 20 yrs old; received her PPL at age 17. She may not have been the pilot flying, since she was working the radio.

Posted by: gp at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM (Jr5Lq)

211 Yeah, you want to do that.
Posted by: USS Shenandoah at November 02, 2026 10:25 AM (eRlcH)

Indeed.
Posted by: USS Akron at November 02, 2026 10:26 AM

Pffft.

Posted by: Goodyear Blimp at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM (0sNs1)

212 Suddenly my town is festooned with anti-data center signs on most power poles. Very weird issue for the lefties to fixate upon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM (uIP5r)

213 188 Fish bicycle.

https://tinyurl.com/jmktvwec
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 10:22 AM

Her parents must be so proud.

Posted by: Shaking my head at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM (ZqKHu)

214 210 DM sez lady pilot on radio was 20 yrs old; received her PPL at age 17. She may not have been the pilot flying, since she was working the radio.
Posted by: gp at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM (Jr5Lq)

co-pilot

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM (odBC9)

215 141

🚨 CONFIRMED BY FAMILY: 20-YEAR-OLD CO-PILOT IDENTIFIED IN DEADLY FLORIDA LEARJET CRASH

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2026 10:07 AM (izikm)

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:32 AM (odBC9)

216 Her parents must be so proud.
Posted by: Shaking my head at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM (ZqKHu)

The Paolo, he could put some sense into her.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 02, 2026 10:32 AM (0kX4S)

217 213 188 Fish bicycle.

https://tinyurl.com/jmktvwec
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 10:22 AM

Her parents must be so proud.

Posted by: Shaking my head at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM (ZqKHu)

Assault and Battery. Arrest her and throw her in jail.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:33 AM (l3cgK)

218
Apparently, the jet entered a coffin corner situation and they lost control.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 02, 2026 10:33 AM (YSUhf)

219 Some yahoo was claiming Texas could get 150 inches of snow this winter because of the Nina's.

"Could" is doing a lot of work there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 02, 2026 10:33 AM (ExV1e)

220
It was shot down by a drone made from a company Don, Jr. is an investor in!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2026 10:34 AM (eRlcH)

221 216 Her parents must be so proud.
Posted by: Shaking my head at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM (ZqKHu)

The Paolo, he could put some sense into her.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 02, 2026 10:32 AM (0kX4S)

What about Sensibility?

Posted by: Jane Austen at November 02, 2026 10:34 AM (l3cgK)

222 213 188 Fish bicycle.

https://tinyurl.com/jmktvwec
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 10:22 AM

Her parents must be so proud.
Posted by: Shaking my head at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM

------

So young. So entitled. So jailed.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:34 AM (PKL0q)

223 would not hang it is blah to me

Posted by: Gref at November 02, 2026 10:34 AM (5rh/l)

224 Wikipedia

Coffin corner is a high-altitude restriction in allowable speed range.

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:35 AM (odBC9)

225 211 Yeah, you want to do that.
Posted by: USS Shenandoah at November 02, 2026 10:25 AM (eRlcH)

Indeed.
Posted by: USS Akron at November 02, 2026 10:26 AM

Pffft.
Posted by: Goodyear Blimp at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM (0sNs1)

I wonder what the difference in flight characteristics is between rigid airships and the softside blimps?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2026 10:35 AM (Y/06r)

226 A painting predicting snow. Yay!

Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2026 10:35 AM (LHPAg)

227 Vote for Barry Goldwater on November Third!

Posted by: Youthful Memory at November 02, 2026 10:36 AM (vFcoN)

228
As I understand it...

A coffin corner in aviation is when the curve between too fast and too slow flattens due to storm/ air turbulence so you stall almost no matter what.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 02, 2026 10:36 AM (YSUhf)

229 "Could" is doing a lot of work there.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 02, 2026 10:33 AM (ExV1e)

Always does.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2026 10:37 AM (Y/06r)

230 I wonder what the difference in flight characteristics is between rigid airships and the softside blimps?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2026 10:35 AM (Y/06r)

When the latter run into the ground, they bounce?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 10:37 AM (0kX4S)

231 It was shot down by a drone made from a company Don, Jr. is an investor in!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2026 10:34 AM (eRlcH)

I've been informed by air disaster experts on X that it was a missile, not a plane, because there were no place fragments after the crash. Left unexplained was the lack of missile fragments and the abundance of aircraft parts that other people were able to find.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 02, 2026 10:37 AM (ExV1e)

232 227 Vote for Barry Goldwater on November Third!
Posted by: Youthful Memory at November 02, 2026 10:36 AM (vFcoN)

I'd vote for him in a heartbeat- even now!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2026 10:38 AM (Y/06r)

233 Dogs
It's art. Hang it.

Posted by: torabora at November 02, 2026 10:38 AM (Wt1Rs)

234 ‘I wish that bunch would not play their music so loud.’
- wagon team

Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2026 10:38 AM (LHPAg)

235 So young. So entitled. So jailed.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:34 AM (PKL0q)

Nope. Released immediately. Probably won't be charged.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 02, 2026 10:38 AM (ExV1e)

236
The only question about this crash is: who benefits?

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2026 10:38 AM (eRlcH)

237 Why don't they make the whole plane out of the stuff they make the black box with?

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2026 10:38 AM (arYYy)

238 I wonder what the difference in flight characteristics is between rigid airships and the softside blimps?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2026 10:35 AM (Y/06r)

When the latter run into the ground, they bounce?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 10:37 AM (0kX4S)

Yep, bounce describes what happened to me.

Posted by: The Hindenberg at November 02, 2026 10:39 AM (YSUhf)

239 211 seriously?

Posted by: hindenburg at November 02, 2026 10:39 AM (Bep7s)

240 222 213 188 Fish bicycle.

https://tinyurl.com/jmktvwec
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 10:22 AM

Her parents must be so proud.
Posted by: Shaking my head at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM

------

So young. So entitled. So jailed.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:34 AM (PKL0q)

Multiple assaults and batteries, resisting arrest,...

Posted by: Jane Austen at November 02, 2026 10:39 AM (l3cgK)

241 >>Dogs, horses, snow, and hills in the distance. I'm there.

I was there. Reminds me of the farm.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 02, 2026 10:39 AM (viF8m)

242 216 jus' need sum ayct raht.

Posted by: cmeat at November 02, 2026 10:40 AM (Bep7s)

243 It is- Balloon!

Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle, Frank de Kova at November 02, 2026 10:41 AM (vFcoN)

244 I've been informed by air disaster experts on X that it was a missile, not a plane, because there were no place fragments after the crash. Left unexplained was the lack of missile fragments and the abundance of aircraft parts that other people were able to find.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Left unexplained was "why was the missile a dud?"

Because a missile that large should have flattened a city block.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2026 10:41 AM (izikm)

245 Being it was flying from Austin there is also the fact that the tanks were probably at least half empty which makes for bigger fireballs. Fuller tanks = less oxigen present at compression. 1/4 full tanks are supposed to be the worst. At least that's how I remember it from aviation science in HS.

Posted by: Reforger at November 02, 2026 10:41 AM (ZtpEc)

246 The pilot(s) in the doomed aircraft tried to "pull back" on the controls to raise the plane's nose.... but it was in a tightening roll to the right and descending at a steep angle. That input tightened the turn and bank even more.

So says "expert" AI and others on the Internet.

*shrugs*

Icing, pilot error, mechanical failure, some/all of the above.... probably not much left in the hole it made.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 02, 2026 10:41 AM (RORbl)

247 240 222 213 188 Fish bicycle.

https://tinyurl.com/jmktvwec
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 10:22 AM

Her parents must be so proud.
Posted by: Shaking my head at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM

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So young. So entitled. So jailed.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:34 AM (PKL0q)

Multiple assaults and batteries, resisting arrest,...

Posted by: Jane Austen at November 02, 2026 10:39 AM (l3cgK)

And threats..."I shoulda f**king killed you when I had the f**king chance...No, I'm not kidding you...I've already been to a mental hospital!..."--entitled asian bitch

Posted by: Jane Austen at November 02, 2026 10:42 AM (l3cgK)

248 I remember AA587 got its vertical stab ripped off merely because pilot applied 'aggressive' rudder inputs in wake turbulence.

Posted by: gp at November 02, 2026 10:42 AM (Jr5Lq)

249 That painting strikes me as "busy".

Posted by: Crusader at November 02, 2026 10:43 AM (TN0g+)

250 More good economic news this morning. The manufacturing sector is booming.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 02, 2026 10:43 AM (mGZZc)

251 There is a naked woman in that house

Posted by: Kittens! at November 02, 2026 10:43 AM (LOZbR)

252 Look Fat, that's the barn I took care of neighborhood toughs behind! And I could still take you!

Posted by: Joe, Down To His Last Synapse at November 02, 2026 10:43 AM (vFcoN)

253 off 19th century sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:43 AM (l3cgK)

254 240 222 213 188 Fish bicycle.

https://tinyurl.com/jmktvwec
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent [/] at November 02, 2026 10:22 AM

Her parents must be so proud.
Posted by: Shaking my head at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM

------

So young. So entitled. So jailed.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:34 AM (PKL0q)

Multiple assaults and batteries, resisting arrest,...
Posted by: Jane Austen at November 02, 2026 10:39 AM (l3cgK)

She seems nice.

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:44 AM (odBC9)

255 Why don't they make the whole plane out of the stuff they make the black box with?
----

"Hey! That's my lucky stabbin' hat!".

Posted by: Crusader at November 02, 2026 10:44 AM (TN0g+)

256 250 More good economic news this morning. The manufacturing sector is booming.

it sure is! keeping the agency I work for now VERY busy!!!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 02, 2026 10:44 AM (qBivk)

257
Experts are raising troubling questions about Elon Musk's role in this tragedy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2026 10:44 AM (eRlcH)

258 Vote for Barry Goldwater on November Third!
Posted by: Youthful Memory at November 02, 2026 10:36 AM (vFcoN)
===

Every time I heard his name I remember thinking, "the hell these people talking about? There's no gold in this water."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2026 10:44 AM (RIvkX)

259 Icing, pilot error, mechanical failure, some/all of the above.... probably not much left in the hole it made.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 02, 2026 10:41 AM (RORbl)

My take on it, as a non-pilot: as soon as they encountered icing conditions, they should have declared an emergency and descended as fast as safely possible to a layer of warmer air. Probably reverse course, as well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 10:44 AM (0kX4S)

260 "More good economic news this morning."

WTI crude down 6.4% today.

Posted by: gp at November 02, 2026 10:45 AM (Jr5Lq)

261 I have my kittie's Talley cremains.
No vet bills. No treats. I miss her. She was a good companion.

Posted by: torabora at November 02, 2026 10:46 AM (Wt1Rs)

262 "Could" is doing a lot of work there.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

So's "Texas". Did someone mention yet it used to be its own country? One does not simply walk from Galveston to Amarillo.

Posted by: 88C+u at November 02, 2026 10:46 AM (88C+u)

263 Left unexplained was "why was the missile a dud?"

Iranian. Not sure how it was transported to the US, or failed to be tracked by... anyone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 02, 2026 10:46 AM (ExV1e)

264 And threats..."I shoulda f**king killed you when I had the f**king chance...No, I'm not kidding you...I've already been to a mental hospital!..."--entitled asian bitch
Posted by: Jane Austen at November 02, 2026 10:42 AM (l3cgK)

A good beating might have tuned her up. Grab that frickin' nose ring with a pair of pliers and yoink it out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 10:46 AM (0kX4S)

265 261 I have my kittie's Talley cremains.
No vet bills. No treats. I miss her. She was a good companion.

Posted by: torabora at November 02, 2026 10:46 AM (Wt1Rs)

My son has his cat's cremains...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:47 AM (l3cgK)

266 232 amen.

Posted by: cmeat at November 02, 2026 10:47 AM (Bep7s)

267 235 So young. So entitled. So jailed.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:34 AM (PKL0q)

Nope. Released immediately. Probably won't be charged.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 02, 2026

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Hmmm. Battery on two individuals on camera? I'm guessing her parents didn't teach her the consequences of bad behavior; Ihope this teaches her.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:47 AM (PKL0q)

268 237 nothing safer than a grounded airplane.

Posted by: cmeat at November 02, 2026 10:48 AM (Bep7s)

269 "I've already been to a mental hospital!..."--entitled asian bitch

So she'll be right at home.

Posted by: Tapioca Tuesdays! at November 02, 2026 10:48 AM (88C+u)

270 259 Icing, pilot error, mechanical failure, some/all of the above.... probably not much left in the hole it made.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 02, 2026 10:41 AM (RORbl)

My take on it, as a non-pilot: as soon as they encountered icing conditions, they should have declared an emergency and descended as fast as safely possible to a layer of warmer air. Probably reverse course, as well.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 10:44 AM (0kX4S)

BBC

In air traffic control audio recorded moments before the crash, someone in the cockpit can be heard reporting "moderate turbulence" and that the crew was "managing the ice".

The person can then be heard saying the plane was "picking up precipitation" and "we need to climb". Moments later, the same voice said the plane was descending at a rate of 10,000ft (3,048m) per minute.

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:48 AM (odBC9)

271 268 237 nothing safer than a grounded airplane.

Posted by: cmeat at November 02, 2026 10:48 AM (Bep7s)

Car with wings and tailfins...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:49 AM (l3cgK)

272 Every time I heard his name I remember thinking, "the hell these people talking about? There's no gold in this water."
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Not so! 20 Million tons of dissolved gold in seawater worldwide.

Posted by: The Ole Prospector at November 02, 2026 10:49 AM (vFcoN)

273
I saw Cat's Cremains open for Josey and the Pussycats at Six Flags in '77.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 02, 2026 10:49 AM (YSUhf)

274 272 Every time I heard his name I remember thinking, "the hell these people talking about? There's no gold in this water."
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Not so! 20 Million tons of dissolved gold in seawater worldwide.

Posted by: The Ole Prospector at November 02, 2026 10:49 AM (vFcoN)

Was the gold on the same canoe the guns were on? Is that how you Bury Gold in water?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:51 AM (l3cgK)

275 212 Suddenly my town is festooned with anti-data center signs on most power poles. Very weird issue for the lefties to fixate upon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 02, 2026 10:30 AM (uIP5r)

I agree.

Perhaps all their go-to victimhood issues have run out of steam. Raycisssm, trannies in K-12 sports is a must, trannies in the military is good, illegal aliens are good for the economy and for diversity, every man is constantly looking for opportunities to rape women, Islam is totally peaceful, women are vastly under-paid compared to men, oligarchs are bad, zillionaires are bad, climate change will kill us all by next Friday unless we stop using all fossil fuels tomorrow, Zionists are genociding Palestinians and controlling the weather, and unless AI is totally controlled by the government it will kill all of us within two weeks.

Other than Trump Is Evil and Will Make Everything Unaffordable and Cancel the Next Election, it seems all the Left has now is Hating on Data Centers.

Posted by: Gref at November 02, 2026 10:51 AM (5rh/l)

276 I've already been to a mental hospital!..."

Supposedly images of her showing off her meds...

*sad*

Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 10:51 AM (pfXMo)

277 Thanks CBD. Good morning Horde. God bless America!

Posted by: Buck (Ofama) at November 02, 2026 10:52 AM (z6ONu)

278 Iranian. Not sure how it was transported to the US, or failed to be tracked by... anyone.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Yeah. If it was a missile, is was professional.
Except there's only two states (countries besides ours) that can build them. Russia & China. Iran gets theirs from China. That wasn't the propane tank mortar that was on the reels.

Again, if it were a missile, someone forgot the warhead. (Not enough boom)

Posted by: rickb223 at November 02, 2026 10:52 AM (izikm)

279 Dissolved uranium, too.
Brine farming is being explored for wastewater coming from natural gas exploration. The treated water can then be used for crops instead of piping it from the aquifers.
At least, in the Permian it is, can't speak for Alberta.

Posted by: 88C+u at November 02, 2026 10:52 AM (88C+u)

280 272 Every time I heard his name I remember thinking, "the hell these people talking about? There's no gold in this water."
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Not so! 20 Million tons of dissolved gold in seawater worldwide.

Posted by: The Ole Prospector at November 02, 2026 10:49 AM (vFcoN)

There's even an extraction method...it's just not economical.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:52 AM (l3cgK)

281 Hmmm. Battery on two individuals on camera? I'm guessing her parents didn't teach her the consequences of bad behavior; Ihope this teaches her.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:47 AM
This is the ultimate outcome whe a person hangs metal ornaments on their face.

Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2026 10:52 AM (LHPAg)

282
"I've already been to a mental hospital!..."--entitled asian bitch

So she'll be right at home.
Posted by: Tapioca Tuesdays! at November 02, 2026 10:48 AM (88C+u)

Is she American or an import?

If an import, denaaturalize and return to her country of origin.

Do. not. need.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 02, 2026 10:52 AM (YSUhf)

283 281 Hmmm. Battery on two individuals on camera? I'm guessing her parents didn't teach her the consequences of bad behavior; Ihope this teaches her.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:47 AM
This is the ultimate outcome whe a person hangs metal ornaments on their face.

Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2026 10:52 AM (LHPAg)

Vid also shows her resisting arrest...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:54 AM (l3cgK)

284 I've already been to a mental hospital!...
Posted by: Jane Austen
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Apparently it didn't take.

Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2026 10:54 AM (2bFN5)

285 I've already been to a mental hospital!..."

Supposedly images of her showing off her meds...

*sad*
Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 10:51 AM

Not quite the flex she thinks it is.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2026 10:54 AM (bFu5X)

286 284 I've already been to a mental hospital!...
Posted by: Jane Austen
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Apparently it didn't take.

Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2026 10:54 AM (2bFN5)

She can be sane whenever she wants to! She's been out of the mental hospital DOZENS of times!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:54 AM (l3cgK)

287 Is she American or an import?

her parents are Mongolian immigrants

these second gen third worlders are not good to have around

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at November 02, 2026 10:55 AM (qBivk)

288 285 I've already been to a mental hospital!..."

Supposedly images of her showing off her meds...

*sad*
Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 10:51 AM

Not quite the flex she thinks it is.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2026 10:54 AM (bFu5X)

It's amazing that she said that.

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:55 AM (odBC9)

289 The "cockpit radio will tell..." What cockpit radio??

Posted by: Wormword at November 02, 2026 10:55 AM (yOcCL)

290 288 285 I've already been to a mental hospital!..."

Supposedly images of her showing off her meds...

*sad*
Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 10:51 AM

Not quite the flex she thinks it is.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2026 10:54 AM (bFu5X)

It's amazing that she said that.

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:55 AM (odBC9)

It was in response to someone shouting, "You should be in a mental hospital!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:55 AM (l3cgK)

291 231 It was shot down by a drone made from a company Don, Jr. is an investor in!!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2026 10:34 AM (eRlcH)

I've been informed by air disaster experts on X that it was a missile, not a plane, because there were no place fragments after the crash. Left unexplained was the lack of missile fragments and the abundance of aircraft parts that other people were able to find.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 02, 2026 10:37 AM (ExV1e)

It was a cellulose-case missile!

Posted by: Zombie Tom Clancy at November 02, 2026 10:56 AM (5rh/l)

292 290 288 285 I've already been to a mental hospital!..."

Supposedly images of her showing off her meds...

*sad*
Posted by: man at November 02, 2026 10:51 AM

Not quite the flex she thinks it is.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 02, 2026 10:54 AM (bFu5X)

It's amazing that she said that.

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:55 AM (odBC9)

It was in response to someone shouting, "You should be in a mental hospital!"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:55 AM (l3cgK)

I heard that, but how could she have thought this was a clever response?

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:56 AM (odBC9)

293 Seems someone took his mouf off Mama's cock long enough to type more dribble.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:56 AM (l3cgK)

294 well, she died doing what she loved

Posted by: tombstone ready at November 02, 2026 10:56 AM (I2WCW)

295 It's amazing that she said that.
Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:55 AM (odBC9)

I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people.

Posted by: Dr Peter Venkman at November 02, 2026 10:57 AM (88C+u)

296 "There's even an extraction method...it's just not economical."

I saw a vid of Indians extracting Au from scrap PCBs. They use so much furnace fuel and scary chemicals for such a tiny yield, I'm surprised they come out ahead on the deal.

Posted by: gp at November 02, 2026 10:57 AM (Jr5Lq)

297 It was in response to someone shouting, "You should be in a mental hospital!"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:55 AM (l3cgK)

I heard that, but how could she have thought this was a clever response?

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:56 AM (odBC9)

You assume she was thinking...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:57 AM (l3cgK)

298 Some news reports show that the plane headed directly into a red storm cell on the weather radar. Something they should have seen from the plane's radar.

But " managing ice" and " picking up precipitation" in turbulence could have meant a very busy flight crew..

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:57 AM (PKL0q)

299 297 It was in response to someone shouting, "You should be in a mental hospital!"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:55 AM (l3cgK)

I heard that, but how could she have thought this was a clever response?

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:56 AM (odBC9)

You assume she was thinking...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:57 AM (l3cgK)

Good point!

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:58 AM (odBC9)

300 I found gold in the crick, wasn't dissolved, though.

Posted by: James Marshall@Sutter's Mill at November 02, 2026 10:58 AM (vFcoN)

301 Apparently the crazy bitch is a staffer of El Sayed.

Posted by: Crusader at November 02, 2026 10:59 AM (TN0g+)

302 296 "There's even an extraction method...it's just not economical."

I saw a vid of Indians extracting Au from scrap PCBs. They use so much furnace fuel and scary chemicals for such a tiny yield, I'm surprised they come out ahead on the deal.

Posted by: gp at November 02, 2026 10:57 AM (Jr5Lq)

Gold plating on the contacts. It's incredible how many PCBs are scrapped...and gold is still the best surface finish for it. Lasts much longer in storage than other finishes, especially the organic stuff. Now tin whiskers from lead-free solder, on the other hand...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:59 AM (l3cgK)

303
I heard that, but how could she have thought this was a clever response?l
Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 10:56 AM (odBC9)

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People have been making excuses for her for a long time.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:59 AM (PKL0q)

304 301 Apparently the crazy bitch is a staffer of El Sayed.
Posted by: Crusader at November 02, 2026 10:59 AM (TN0g+)

aha

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 11:00 AM (odBC9)

305 The hate posts have vastly decreased this morning on The FaceBook

Posted by: SMOD at November 02, 2026 11:00 AM (IC8/z)

306 305 The hate posts have vastly decreased this morning on The FaceBook
Posted by: SMOD at November 02, 2026 11:00 AM (IC8/z)

cuz why

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 11:00 AM (odBC9)

307 nood

Posted by: gp at November 02, 2026 11:01 AM (Jr5Lq)

308 298 Some news reports show that the plane headed directly into a red storm cell on the weather radar. Something they should have seen from the plane's radar.

But " managing ice" and " picking up precipitation" in turbulence could have meant a very busy flight crew..

Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:57 AM (PKL0q)

Or a heavy enough cell that the radar had problems seeing it. There was a episode of "Air Disasters" where this happened.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 11:01 AM (l3cgK)

309 301 Apparently the crazy bitch is a staffer of El Sayed.
Posted by: Crusader at November 02, 2026 10:59 AM (TN0g+)
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Septum Piercing Theory remains undefeated.

Posted by: ballistic at November 02, 2026 11:01 AM (oqH4h)

310 nood buck

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 11:01 AM (odBC9)

311 The Old Grist Mill
George Henry Durrie
1864

Lovely & idyllic.

Winter in the Country: The Old Grist Mill
After a painting by George Henry Durrie American
Publisher Lithographed and published by Currier & Ives American
1864

See The Met for an excellent detailed description.

Would hang for winter and Christmas holiday.

Thanks

Posted by: L - No nic... at November 02, 2026 11:01 AM (NFX2v)

312 But " managing ice" and " picking up precipitation" in turbulence could have meant a very busy flight crew..
Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:57 AM (PKL0q)

Somebody made the decision to fly into some very hinky weather. Another fatal case of get-there-itis.

Biz jet. Could be the crew was being pressured by the owner?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 11:02 AM (0kX4S)

313 >A good beating might have tuned her up. Grab that frickin' nose ring with a pair of pliers and yoink it out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 10:46 AM (0kX4S)

Most of this nonsense would disappear with a vigorous application of hickory shampoo.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 02, 2026 11:03 AM (vr4To)

314 312 But " managing ice" and " picking up precipitation" in turbulence could have meant a very busy flight crew..
Posted by: JM in Illinois at November 02, 2026 10:57 AM (PKL0q)

Somebody made the decision to fly into some very hinky weather. Another fatal case of get-there-itis.

Biz jet. Could be the crew was being pressured by the owner?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 11:02 AM (0kX4S)

Can't know, yet, but: urgency en route to the Bahamas?

BBC

The aircraft had departed from Austin, Texas, and was headed to the Bahamas, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) said in a statement.

Posted by: m at November 02, 2026 11:03 AM (odBC9)

315 I saw a vid of Indians extracting Au from scrap PCBs. They use so much furnace fuel and scary chemicals for such a tiny yield, I'm surprised they come out ahead on the deal.

Posted by: gp at November 02, 2026 10:57 AM (Jr5Lq)

Gold plating on the contacts. It's incredible how many PCBs are scrapped...and gold is still the best surface finish for it. Lasts much longer in storage than other finishes, especially the organic stuff. Now tin whiskers from lead-free solder, on the other hand...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:59 AM (l3cgK)

Willowed, I know. Just crush and pulverize the circuit boards, and leach out the gold with dilute sodium cyanide solution, same as has been done with gold ore for a century or more. Then recover the gold from the solution.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2026 11:05 AM (0kX4S)

316 Lovely, CBD. Would hang...after I'd petted all the dogs and horses and those two oxen hauling the cart. Oh, and the cow by the barn.

A life well lived seems to require a lot of animals.

Posted by: creeper at November 02, 2026 11:13 AM (lWAes)

317 Assault and Battery. Arrest her and throw her in jail.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 02, 2026 10:33 AM (l3cgK)

She's already out.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 02, 2026 11:22 AM (hmYU4)

318 Some news reports show that the plane headed directly into a red storm cell on the weather radar. Something they should have seen from the plane's radar.

I'm assuming they were on an IFR flight plan. Even with on-board radar, you're still in contact with ARTCC who are advising you. Time will tell as more info becomes available.

Posted by: Halfhand at November 02, 2026 11:27 AM (CZuvr)

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