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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 30, 2026 10:00 PM (+9wcF)
Posted by: 496 at October 30, 2026 10:00 PM (zcIRq)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 30, 2026 10:01 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 30, 2026 10:02 PM (2RJDy)
Reverse cowgirl was funny.
And nice, hot asian babe.
Box A.
Iceland's supposed to be real nice.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 30, 2026 10:02 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 30, 2026 10:03 PM (2RJDy)
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 10:03 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Don Black at October 30, 2026 10:03 PM (ZxPkt)
I find myself wondering how effective a couple stomps could be at creating an ersatz Kathy Bates hobbling. The punk should never walk normally again.
Posted by: 496 at October 30, 2026 10:04 PM (U1y04)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 30, 2026 10:05 PM (kOluj)
Can I just take the cash?
Posted by: fd at October 30, 2026 10:06 PM (MWfyi)
Which means that Poland is absolutely under attack from a coup.
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 10:06 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: TRex - spooky dino at October 30, 2026 10:06 PM (cCn4/)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:07 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:08 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2026 10:10 PM (qlLNh)
The only one I'm unsure of is the "offered a ride" to a drifter part. Maybe I did, if she was pretty, but I did a lot of stupid stuff when I was younger and IF I did that one, it didn't lead to a HOF outcome--perhaps I dropped her off to a 7/11?
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 10:10 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: davidt at October 30, 2026 10:11 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Joemarine at October 30, 2026 10:12 PM (y171U)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2026 10:12 PM (pFPY8)
Posted by: Don Black at October 30, 2026 10:13 PM (ZxPkt)
@JackPosobiec 23m
BREAKING: The President of Poland has forced his way through the illegal police barricades in Poland!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 30, 2026 10:13 PM (nEUC6)
Posted by: 88C+u at October 30, 2026 10:14 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: man at October 30, 2026 10:14 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2026 10:14 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: DanMa'am at October 30, 2026 10:14 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Joemarine at October 30, 2026 10:15 PM (y171U)
Which means that Poland is absolutely under attack from a coup.
Posted by: Crusader
It is a coup attempt but Polish President Nawrocki is screwing up the Prime Minister and his minions attempts. Nawrocki turned around his plane from a trip to Senegal and returned to Warsaw (reportedly the military refused Tusk's attempts to block landing as the airport was military). Tusk took off to a resort and issued a claim that will haunt him, that it was all about the opposition taking Poland out of the EU. The AWFL karen fake judge that tried to kick out the top judges of the Constitutional Tribunal got shoved aside when she tried to prevent Polish President from entering the building. Police resisted the President briefly but as a former boxer, he pushed them aside.
So the Polish Constitution leaves a mess. Elections are not until 2027, the opposition is united but cannot remove the PM without 3/5 majority, the President is head of the military but the defense minister has day to day control and the President cannot remove him, etc. etc.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:16 PM (E4rtv)
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Posted by: Joyenz at October 30, 2026 10:16 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: 496 at October 30, 2026 10:16 PM (uzg2C)
Posted by: DanMa'am at October 30, 2026 10:14 PM (8uzBS)
Same. Not sure if it was a drifter or a locally-sourced artisanal hobo.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2026 10:16 PM (qlLNh)
Which means that Poland is absolutely under attack from a coup.
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 10:06 PM (Cjcf6)
Believe nothing until it is categorically denied. This is as true in politics as it is in business.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2026 10:16 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: fd at October 30, 2026 10:16 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 30, 2026 10:17 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 30, 2026 10:17 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 10:10 PM (Cjcf6)
Read it again. Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2026 10:17 PM (qlLNh)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2026 10:18 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: A0s dOpE at October 30, 2026 10:18 PM (88C+u)
The trick the nasty commie color revolution types use is ngos, press, security forces being split, and the veneer of legality for very illegal actions claiming to save democracy or other rubbish while killing it.
This is the globo homo WEF way. Smother republics with a pillow claiming people power.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:18 PM (E4rtv)
Box A.
Iceland's supposed to be real nice.
It's awesome. I'm going to guess that B doesn't get a lot of love. Well, unless you're the Wehrmacht.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2026 10:18 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Joemarine at October 30, 2026 10:15 PM (y171U)
No, it absolutely does not. Heh, again.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2026 10:18 PM (qlLNh)
>>@elonmusk
>>Our second product is called Blindsight and it will, as the name suggests, enable even those who are completely blind or have never seen to see.
>>It is ready from an engineering standpoint. Just waiting on regulatory approval.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:18 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 30, 2026 10:19 PM (NnhvP)
Gonna have to spread that to my church homies.
Posted by: GWB at October 30, 2026 10:19 PM (kU0PQ)
I've done most all the (How many have you done?) except 9. Do I win a prize?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 30, 2026 10:19 PM (96kpa)
Teaching was tolerable today... not great, but tolerable.
I might teach Monday, or I might not. Depends on what's available by Sunday evening.
There's a beautiful late-blooming rose on my rosebush. One of the best times I let nature take its course.
Looking forward to passing out candy tomorrow night!
Posted by: RandomDave at October 30, 2026 10:20 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: DanMa'am at October 30, 2026 10:20 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2026 10:20 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2026 10:21 PM (wzUl9)
FWIW, All Saints Eve, Polish tradition is to visit the graves of their ancestors thus traveling days so like cowards the Tusk regime thought they could shove it through without people noticing until too late.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:21 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Reforger at October 30, 2026 10:22 PM (Q7jI8)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2026 10:22 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2026
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I hope by "Offed a drifter" you mean "Removed a Drifters record from the turntable"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2026 10:22 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:22 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: GWB at October 30, 2026 10:23 PM (kU0PQ)
She looked at me that the same way we’d look at someone casually juggling live grenades for fun.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2026 10:23 PM (pFPY8)
!0 years ago might have been a different call but today it's B.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:07 PM (viF8m)
Same here.
It's the least likely quadrant to get me murdered by muslims or leftists.
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 30, 2026 10:24 PM (vSvIl)
Youu make Friday night waaay fun!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 30, 2026 10:24 PM (96kpa)
So awefully conforming; and indeed boring.
Truely, is there any aspect of Modern Life depicted in 80's/Max Headroom that has not been fully realized?
Blanks
BlankReg
Ad Markets
Organleggers
Broadcast Hacks
Trial By TV Judge
Intelligent Avatars
Homeless with TVs
Blipverts: Dopamine sites
15Minutes into the Future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aykTosadj-c
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 30, 2026 10:24 PM (DfBR0)
Posted by: DanMa'am at October 30, 2026 10:24 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2026 10:12 PM (pFPY
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A hobo is a kind of drifter, right?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2026 10:24 PM (FZ29D)
Tomasz Rakowski
@TomaszJRakowski
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41m
Translated from Polish
They thought he wouldn't turn the plane back.
They thought he wouldn't come to the TK.
They thought he wouldn't enter the TK.
They thought they would win.
Well, not with President
@NawrockiKn
.
He is on duty, not in a position
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TK is the Polish Constitutional Court at the center of the controversy. Tusk needs the opposition dominance of the court removed as they and the President have frustrated Brussels and the EU from shoving over 100k plus migrants into their state. EU wants the border barriers down too so illegals can enter via Belarus. All using the cover of EU law.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:25 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: All Cultures Are Equal at October 30, 2026 10:25 PM (vFcoN)
I'd normally choose C but would now choose A due to barbarians. Have seen the UK and would probably stay in Iceland since Trump says Norway sucks (I know it's beautiful).
I have never offed a hitchhiker. I guess that means killed. I have hitchiked one time in college, during a bad snowstorm trying to get to the hospital to work on Thanksgiving at 0630. He asked for my ID and yelled at me the entire trip (the bus wasn't running).
Roman club?
Elder son went to UF, and yes the girls looked like that. Other son went to FSU and the girls were prettier.
Thank you for this massive ONT, WD.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 30, 2026 10:25 PM (hzuYO)
So the Polish Constitution leaves a mess. Elections are not until 2027, the opposition is united but cannot remove the PM without 3/5 majority, the President is head of the military but the defense minister has day to day control and the President cannot remove him, etc. etc.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:16 PM (E4rtv)
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Thank you! I really appreciate your detailed report.
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 10:26 PM (Cjcf6)
The EU really has a hardon for illegals. It's amazing.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2026 10:27 PM (Riz8t)
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Dominik Serwacki 🇵🇱 ✍️ 🌍
@DominikSerwacki
Translated from Polish
❗️🇵🇱 2:30 The spokesperson for the Constitutional Tribunal, Weronika Ścibor, announced that all actions taken by Anna Korwin-Piotrowska against the President of the CT Bogdan Święczkowski and the Vice-President Bartłomiej Sochański have no legal force.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:27 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Reforger at October 30, 2026 10:22 PM (Q7jI
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Yep. Freeman Dyson wrote an essay about his daughter's experience as a social worker in Africa.
Turns out villagers will petition the government for money to dig a well--a process that could take YEARS--rather than ask a nearby well-digger to do it (cheap!).
Because the well-digger is from the wrong tribe.
Dirty water from a stream far away is preferable to having easy access to clean water locally.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2026 10:28 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Frugal Frank at October 30, 2026 10:28 PM (vFcoN)
>>It's the least likely quadrant to get me murdered by muslims or leftists.
Northern Europe is gorgeous. Finland and the whole Baltic Sea area is spectacular..
If you know you know.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:28 PM (viF8m)
In fact, I've come closer to "offing" a co-worker than a drifter.
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 10:29 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Archimedes
They are using them as battering rams against the native populations. Same as bankrupting themselves over Ukraine and using up military stores there that now cannot be used to restore order at home. Meanwhile mosques in Euroland are becoming arsenals and native populations have a lot of restrictions even if they are allowed to have a firearm.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:30 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2026 10:30 PM (xOuxV)
Posted by: Willard Delecto at October 30, 2026 10:30 PM (sdSI9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2026 10:30 PM (6v4rH)
I've never offed a drifter, nor owned a set of encyclopedias. Solid 18.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 30, 2026 10:31 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2026 10:31 PM (eS0lA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2026 10:32 PM (xOuxV)
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So does the Democratic party in the United States. I "get" why Trump campaigns in states we've already won--we need to *crush* our opponents ideology. They need to lose by 20 instead of 10.
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 10:32 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 30, 2026 10:33 PM (96kpa)
The curser is suddenly massively thick and black. wut is going on? This is new!
I also liked, of course, the Peak Redneck pick up truck. The girl's shock then laughter is familiar somehow from my distant youth. We used to "water ski" on a farm car, old Rambler station wagon, by wearing swimsuits and holding on to the luggage rack while 13yr old brother drove through woods. We'd duck under trees.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 30, 2026 10:33 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Crusader
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Democrats are planning on using the same techniques here from teh stash that DR has found. Same empty claims about saving democracy while violating the Constitution and its laws, crowds in the streets, illegal orders to military and police, etc. etc.
Given the recent groundswell, I think globohomo WEF types are going for broke before they lose it all. Too much is happening in too short a time now. Brazil, Israel, riots in France, now the Polish coup attempt, etc. Beware the Ides of October indeed.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:33 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:33 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 30, 2026 10:34 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 30, 2026 10:34 PM (aJQbY)
Dariusz Lasocki
@Dariusz_Lasocki
Translated from Polish
Supposedly, one of the so-called "new" Constitutional Tribunal judges, the one who hasn't been sworn in, had a heart attack.
They let the Politicians screw them over big time. They'll pay for it with their health, or maybe even their lives.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:34 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 10:35 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2026 10:35 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2026 10:35 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 30, 2026 10:35 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2026 10:36 PM (eS0lA)
That kind of crazy talk will get you branded a black piller.
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:36 PM (viF8m)
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2026 10:36 PM (2WIwB)
Better than "you guys" and the terribly ambiguous "you".
Posted by: GWB at October 30, 2026 10:36 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at October 30, 2026 10:37 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 30, 2026 10:37 PM (2RJDy)
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2026 10:36 PM (2WIwB)
Sonds like the start of a bad 80's action flick.
Posted by: Reforger at October 30, 2026 10:37 PM (Q7jI8)
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:25 PM (E4rtv)
Nawrocki needs to shoot Donald Tusk, and a gaggle of his supporters.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2026 10:38 PM (6v4rH)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 30, 2026 10:35 PM (aJQbY)
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It's tricky fitting a MoMe in the back of a pickup truck, but somehow they make it work.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2026 10:38 PM (FZ29D)
I think I'd have to go with B, just to get high enough into the Arctic circle to see the midnight sun in summer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 30, 2026 10:38 PM (w6EFb)
Jan Molski 🇵🇱
@JanMolski
·
39m
Translated from Polish
As Deputy Marshal of the Sejm Krzysztof Bosak reports, after entering the Tribunal grounds with President Nawrocki, a prosecutor was already waiting for his ministers, who intended to bring charges against the president's collaborators for entering the Tribunal grounds.
This is Tusk's dictatorship!
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:39 PM (E4rtv)
Iceland just barely touches the arctic circle, which sort of surprises me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 30, 2026 10:39 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: GWB at October 30, 2026 10:40 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sPumpkin at October 30, 2026 10:40 PM (k5CNB)
I forgot to add that my one time hitchhiking I was picked up by an undercover cop who yelled at me the entire ride to the hospital front door. As he had my ID I thought he was going to call my parents (this was always a fear 1000mi away) and then talk to the nursing director. He did neither.
He did tell me if he saw me doing this again he'd arrest me.
I have no idea if he was a real undercover cop, but at least he was not a serial killer finding student nurses in an early snowy Thanksgiving morning. There's that.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 30, 2026 10:40 PM (hzuYO)
Genius. Thank you, this is why I stay up Friday nights.
Posted by: Auspex at October 30, 2026 10:41 PM (Y8DZL)
Oskar Szafarowicz
@Szafarowicz2001
·
1h
Translated from Polish
Police Chief Inspector Tomasz Michułka, who ordered the issuance of automatic weapons to riot squads against 🇵🇱 patriots defending the legal Constitutional Tribunal. The order, issued in writing, pertains to the period from November 2 to 8.
It's worth remembering his zeal during the Tusk regime's coup d'état.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:41 PM (E4rtv)
I told my family it's scarier than any horror movie because it's far, far closer to reality.
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2026 10:41 PM (eS0lA)
Posted by: PaleRider at October 30, 2026 10:41 PM (PV+Zw)
Are Philadelphians more closely related to Bostonians or New Yorkers? And is Wisconsin really in the Pacific Northwest?
Posted by: From about That Time at October 30, 2026 10:42 PM (sl73Y)
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Dominik Serwacki 🇵🇱 ✍️ 🌍
@DominikSerwacki
Translated from Polish
❗️🇵🇱 2:30 The spokesperson for the Constitutional Tribunal, Weronika Ścibor, announced that all actions taken by Anna Korwin-Piotrowska against the President of the CT Bogdan Święczkowski and the Vice-President Bartłomiej Sochański have no legal force.
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Great update!
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 10:42 PM (Cjcf6)
I'm slow today (what else is new?), so I have to admit I don't get the pun. Anyone care to enlighten me so that I can 1) groan and 2) feel dumb. Thank ya kindly.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 30, 2026 10:43 PM (q3u5l)
In our own country post-Katrina, there were many stories of nice white churches sending money, volunteers, youth groups, etc. to help clean up. Locals did not pitch in, they sexually harassed the young ladies, sitting on porches throwing down beer cans and bottles, saying "Hey, pick that one up too". Some people deserve to suffer and are nothing but trouble and lifelong expense to the taxpayers. Let them starve and drink dirty water.
Posted by: Givers and Takers at October 30, 2026 10:43 PM (vFcoN)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 30, 2026 10:35 PM (aJQbY)
I hope they had safety straps on.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2026 10:43 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 30, 2026 10:43 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: Don Black at October 30, 2026 10:44 PM (ZxPkt)
Hitched all over New England when I was a yute. Mostly nice people. Some absolutely batshit crazies too.
Favorite was getting picked up by a guy driving a big rig during a pretty heavy snowstorm who lectured me for an hour about how dangerous it was to hitchhike in New England in the winter and then drove me right to the front door of my frat. Nice guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:45 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Dayyyum at October 30, 2026 10:45 PM (Hs1wI)
No reason for me to bring that up.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 30, 2026 10:45 PM (2RJDy)
Posted by: California Racial Type at October 30, 2026 10:45 PM (vBZcw)
I sort of like the BOLD and broken lines but not the skinny part that I have to enlarge.
I hope my laptop is not kicking the bucket.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 30, 2026 10:45 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sPumpkin at October 30, 2026 10:40 PM (k5CNB)
Punching wogs...or punching their ticket?
Not that it matters.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2026 10:45 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Guy who still uses a typewriter at October 30, 2026 10:46 PM (gA/vX)
Look up the archaic, original meaning of decimation as pertains to the Legions.
Posted by: RandomDave at October 30, 2026 10:46 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 30, 2026 10:45 PM (hzuYO)
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Posted by: Reforger at October 30, 2026 10:47 PM (Q7jI8)
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:41 PM (E4rtv)
Sounds like he was going to wait until Monday to issue the weapons. You know, because everyone had gone home for the weekend.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2026 10:47 PM (rbvCR)
Wonder if Musk has seen the Europe Regulates vid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2026 10:47 PM (f8snw)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Only difference is I think Trump and his team are aware of the Democrat game plan. I think even the President of Poland and most of Tusk's party were in the dark about today's actions too. Tusk is now in a seaside resort being called a mutt German (Tusk has some German blood in him) on X. His fake judges are being brushed aside and his ministers are now struck with second doubts. Foreign Minister Sikorski is in Atlanta for G20 meetings with already several key ambassadors resigning publicly denouncing the coup. And he is likely to get serious pushback from Rubio and Trump over this.
Perhaps a failed coup in Poland gives pause to the assorted groups trying push one here for a moment. Young people are flocking to the court building now and siding against the coup and police cordon as Tusk looks like a return of Jaruzelski here.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:47 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Publius Quinctilius Varus at October 30, 2026 10:47 PM (vBZcw)
Allegedly.
You people are terrible at this.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:48 PM (viF8m)
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This seems to be where we're at globally. The most corrupt 500 people on the planet have grown impatient--they're no longer willing to wait on their grandchildren to rule us all. They are determined to over-run every government NOW with enough immigrants to create total *chaos*...so that they in turn can take totalitarian control.
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 10:48 PM (Cjcf6)
No reason for me to bring that up.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 30, 2026 10:45 PM (2RJDy)
we all know that decadent means having only ten teeth.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2026 10:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:36 PM (viF8m)
F*cking shark apologist.
We don't want your kind around here.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sPumpkin at October 30, 2026 10:49 PM (k5CNB)
I spent thirty five years working on the ground in the villages, in the jungle, and every third fourth and fifth world shithole on this planet.
The African pig story is not only 100% true, it is just icing on the cake of their savagery...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 30, 2026 10:49 PM (fgH73)
Nice dramatic portrayal of "can't have nice things."
Posted by: logprof at October 30, 2026 10:49 PM (eS0lA)
I'm getting tired of the AI art stylings ...
I can't put my finger on it, or articulate exactly what rubs me the wrong way, but the way the characters are presented is aggravating.
I want to smack all of them !!!
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 30, 2026 10:49 PM (oCio0)
Thanks.
And yeah, maybe (just maybe, can't be sure today) I'd have gotten it if there'd been 5 more guys in the picture.
Slinks off, groaning, to feel dumb.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 30, 2026 10:50 PM (q3u5l)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 30, 2026 10:50 PM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 10:10 PM (Cjcf6)
It doesn't say "Offered a ride to a drifter."
It says "Offe
Posted by: GWB at October 30, 2026 10:51 PM (kU0PQ)
This year they tackled "Thriller"
https://youtu.be/-d2NsvFU5go
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2026 10:51 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Cosda at October 30, 2026 10:51 PM (oAbBA)
Would have been A, but they're fuqed now.
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 30, 2026 10:51 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: Don Black at October 30, 2026 10:51 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 30, 2026 10:52 PM (NnhvP)
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 30, 2026 10:49 PM (oCio0)
Preach it!
They are puffed up and the colors are exaggerated.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sPumpkin at October 30, 2026 10:52 PM (k5CNB)
Attempted coup an backlash in Poland
Haley Stevens in Michigan tries a Dem unity meeting , al-Sayed shits on her. He definitely torpedoed his campaign
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2026 10:52 PM (f8snw)
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:47 PM (E4rtv)
Hopefully this ends with Poland leaving the EU.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2026 10:52 PM (6v4rH)
Will my clocks fall back automatically?
Will I remember which ones I have to change by hand?
Will I remember all of the timepieces I have to check?
Will I drop any while charging the time?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 30, 2026 10:53 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Don Black at October 30, 2026 10:51 PM (ZxPkt)
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"Only one in ten will get this"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2026 10:53 PM (vBZcw)
Posted by: 496 at October 30, 2026 10:16 PM (uzg2C)
I'll allow it.
Posted by: TV Judge at October 30, 2026 10:54 PM (kU0PQ)
John Nelson
@WIgeopolitical
·
2h
🇮🇩 Mateusz Morawiecki on tonight’s events at Poland’s Constitutional Tribunal:
“A judge whose oath was never accepted by President
@NawrockiKn
has declared herself head of the
@TK_GOV_PL
and suspended its leadership, while police secured the building. This is not how the rule of law is restored.”
He warns that swapping one disputed set of rules for a more radical one only invites the next government to do the same, calls on Tusk to withdraw the police, and urges all sides to agree a lasting cross-party law on the Tribunal.
He also notes that European institutions spent years loudly criticizing Poland’s rule of law—and asks why those same voices are silent now. “Principles that apply only to one side of the political spectrum are not principles at all.”
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My comment added
And this is the whole point of lawfare, to do unto the opposition in order to take power in a coup. So it is no wonder those Euro NGOs and their precious rule of law are silent when their coup fails live on X.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:54 PM (E4rtv)
You're not sounding very trust-y.... you have to trust your coworkers.... (I hate trustfalls)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 30, 2026 10:54 PM (aJQbY)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:48 PM (viF8m)
I am only allegedly terrible at this.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2026 10:54 PM (rbvCR)
Of course they are. They were also aware of the Russia hoax, the BLM/antifa riots and everything else.
Half the country doesn't give a shit what Trump's team knows or doesn't know. They will run with whatever lie they are told to run with.
You know what would be a really great idea for a change? If we got out in front of their lies and stopped playing defense all the time.
I like winning and going home with the prom queen a lot more than just dodging bullets all the time.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:55 PM (viF8m)
I said Roman club above as a guess. No idea.
I'm going to post now and see what happens with the format.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 30, 2026 10:55 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2026 10:18 PM (2WIwB)
Into Viking funerals are we?
Posted by: TV Judge at October 30, 2026 10:55 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 30, 2026 10:57 PM (qqdHS)
Posted by: pookysgirl,also has pregnancy brain at October 30, 2026 10:57 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
No one should be in the EU but even in independent countries like Brazil and UK, the left is following the same gameplan--seize power using whatever pretext and rely on the media, ngos, street activists, lawyers,courts, leftist politicians in office, and destruction/defection of security forces designed to prevent such things.
Literally treasonous to the very countries and the citizens of it that they claim fake allegiance to.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 10:57 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:45 PM (viF8m)
Back in the college days, we'd thumb rides to get from Amherst to Smith /Holyoke. Ended up riding in the back of an Egg Truck on one visit ... the guy was a little sketchy, but the eggs were legit.
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 30, 2026 10:57 PM (oCio0)
R on Poland?Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2026 10:57 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Don Black at October 30, 2026 10:51 PM (ZxPkt)
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"Only one in ten will get this"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2026 10:53 PM (vBZcw)
*******
Nope. Still don't get it.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 30, 2026 10:58 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 30, 2026 10:58 PM (qqdHS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2026 10:58 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 30, 2026 10:59 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 30, 2026 10:59 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2026 10:59 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2026 10:48 PM (rbvCR)
Which is why the English are always being called decadent.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 30, 2026 11:00 PM (2RJDy)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 30, 2026 11:00 PM (qqdHS)
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 30, 2026 10:57 PM (oCio0)
*****
Husband hitched across the country with a friend. A weird ride with a trucker on speed who was going way over the speedlimit was his only weird story.
I'm relieved the format is normal again. What a weird deal that was, apparently only for me.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 30, 2026 11:00 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2026 10:58 PM (2GVsD)
Lots of machines on IX
Posted by: Guildsman at October 30, 2026 11:00 PM (rbvCR)
They are puffed up and the colors are exaggerated.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sPumpkin at October 30, 2026 10:52 PM (k5CNB)
And that, good sir, is why you're in charge of the Art Thread !!!
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 30, 2026 11:00 PM (oCio0)
When a professor I had was a young (and young-looking) professor, there was a terrible snowstorm on the day of his final exam. He went in the ditch on the way to school.
The only thing moving, slowly, was a bread truck.
The driver stopped and asked what the fuck he was doing out in this weather.
"I've got a final exam."
"Jump in. I'll give you a ride. You just know that damned professor will be there."
My professor kept his mouth firmly shut.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2026 11:01 PM (qlLNh)
You're not sounding very trust-y.... you have to trust your coworkers.... (I hate trustfalls)
Posted by: RandomDave at October 30, 2026 10:54 PM (aJQbY)
My average is to correct time on the last clock is Wednesday or Thursday.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 30, 2026 11:01 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2026 11:01 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Dayyyum at October 30, 2026 11:02 PM (Hs1wI)
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Great. Once he's officially lost, can we deport him? Or perhaps just drop him out of a helicopter somewhere over a large body of water?
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 11:02 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2026 10:27 PM (Riz8t)
You have to break the nations before you can really get to global rule. The UN was inadequate to that, so... mass immigration.
Posted by: TV Judge at October 30, 2026 11:02 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 30, 2026 11:03 PM (qqdHS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 30, 2026 11:03 PM (r2Icn)
Lot of that going on. I mean there are literally millions of people being eaten by sharks every single day!
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 11:03 PM (viF8m)
I like winning and going home with the prom queen a lot more than just dodging bullets all the time.
Posted by: JackStraw
I think like Lincoln or, like Roosevelt in WWII, Trump and his team need a casus belli. South was stupid enough to do it by shelling Ft. Sumter. Mustache Man and the Japanese were foolish enough to declare war first.
Poland's opposition was fractured but now is united due to Tusk destroying his own moral credibility. Lula hangs on but his own actions damn him as a thief, liar, traitor, and crook along with their Supreme Court. The left is destroying their own case for morality by embracing foreign criminals, endless streams of Muslims out to conquer them, making eunuchs of kids, all sorts of fraud, and killing babies up to crowning, and other vile and vicious things that appall the normies.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 11:03 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 30, 2026 11:03 PM (L1JuH)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2026 10:59 PM (rbvCR)
*****
Thank you. My hero.
Sounds sort of like my father's stories of Marine bootcamp at Camp Pendleton.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 30, 2026 11:04 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Dayyyum at October 30, 2026 11:02 PM (Hs1wI)
It's full of Poles.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 30, 2026 11:04 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 30, 2026 11:01 PM (qx7Zg)
Pro tip: if you put it off long enough, you won't have to do it.
Follow me for more labor-saving advice!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2026 11:04 PM (qlLNh)
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 11:04 PM (Cjcf6)
And the Superbowl is on Valentines Day?
Serious crossing of the streams here folks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2026 11:04 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Dayyyum at October 30, 2026 11:02 PM (Hs1wI)
It's full of Poles.
Posted by: 88C+u
Is there sort of lightbulb screwing in crisis?
Posted by: Dayyyum at October 30, 2026 11:05 PM (Hs1wI)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 30, 2026 11:05 PM (qqdHS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2026 11:05 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 11:02 PM (Cjcf6)
Officially: "fled the country to avoid prosecution."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2026 11:06 PM (6v4rH)
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 11:04 PM (Cjcf6)
Decimate
Posted by: Dayyyum at October 30, 2026 11:06 PM (Hs1wI)
I hope my priest does not read here, but I'd tell him the same.
I ain't no unitarian.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 30, 2026 11:06 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: a.moron at October 30, 2026 11:06 PM (X5Jzz)
Posted by: Dayyyum
Coup seems to be failing. Prime Minister who started it all on the behest of the EU is in a resort town north of Warsaw, his ministers are beginning to start nervously hemming and hawing, the people in the streets are not friendly and calling in police for the regime is making the police unhappy and fidgety. All the HR groups and 'Pro Democracy' are silent, and US ambassador asks for calm and talks rather than force.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 11:06 PM (E4rtv)
Greetings fellow Hordians!
Today is my wife's birthday.
Also today, I received a text from a number I don't recognize, in the (437) area code, 847 prefix asking about my trip to Japan. Using goggle translate, I replied in Japanese 'I haven't been to Japan'.
The following exchange then occurred, in english:
437 texted: 'Are you Amy?'
Being a smart a** I replied:'Am I army? No , I've never been in the service'
437 texter: 'Are you an idiot?'
Me: 'More of a Moron, actually. '
That was several hours ago. I haven't heard anything further. I believe these people pretend to be texting a wrong number, then try to establish a dialogue which will eventually result in an exchange of money, from me to them.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 30, 2026 11:07 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 30, 2026 11:07 PM (r2Icn)
Posted by: raimondo at October 30, 2026 11:07 PM (XHC8T)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 30, 2026 11:07 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: National Cattlemens Beef Association at October 30, 2026 11:07 PM (vFcoN)
I said Roman club above as a guess. No idea.
I'm going to post now and see what happens with the format.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 30, 2026 10:55 PM (hzuYO)
The clue is that only one in ten will get it. The reference is to the Roman practice of decimation, where they can't lots and one i. Ten legionaires were killed for some failing of the legion.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 30, 2026 11:08 PM (2RJDy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2026 11:06 PM (6v4rH)
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"Shot while trying to escape" had a certain neat finality to it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2026 11:08 PM (vBZcw)
The modern misinterpretation of "decimation" makes it sound as if only one-tenth of the original group would be left. But it was 90% survived, 10% died.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2026 11:08 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: Fritzy at October 30, 2026 11:08 PM (2GIh1)
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The fact that she was willing to utter those lines says she's not a genius, but it proves she knew in advance what to say.
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 11:08 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2026 11:05 PM (2GVsD)
Looks like 40 now.
Classic "October Surprise". I don't much care for such "dirty tricks", even if my own side does it, but Mary asked for it by doing it first.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2026 11:08 PM (qlLNh)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2026 11:08 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 30, 2026 11:09 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 30, 2026 11:09 PM (/+uur)
https://youtu.be/4mII44yDfJw?t=152 (meme)
The first meme in the video should be a standard Halloween decoration.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 30, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2026 11:10 PM (qlLNh)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 11:10 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 11:03 PM (E4rtv)
Even with this overstep in Poland, the 40% who vote left will continue to vote left I fear.
It's all about the will to power ... rust never sleeps.
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 30, 2026 11:10 PM (oCio0)
TL,DR: Microsoft has managed to eff up Notepad.
Posted by: pookysgirl wants the degradation to stop at October 30, 2026 11:10 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2026 11:10 PM (wzUl9)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 30, 2026 11:11 PM (fgH73)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 30, 2026 11:11 PM (qqdHS)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 30, 2026 11:07 PM (QGaXH)
The term is called "pig butchering" You were supposed to be the pig
Posted by: Guildsman at October 30, 2026 11:11 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 30, 2026 11:11 PM (2RJDy)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 30, 2026 11:11 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 30, 2026 11:12 PM (qqdHS)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 30, 2026 11:12 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2026 11:12 PM (mP0Kj)
She thinks a Fox poll that the district has moved from Solid Republican to Lean Republican is a win for her.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2026 11:12 PM (2GVsD)
Goes to show the war against this filth never ends.
Posted by: Dayyyum at October 30, 2026 11:12 PM (Hs1wI)
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Great--I can't wait to see the charges filed against him.
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 11:12 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2026 11:06 PM (6v4rH)
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"Shot while trying to escape" had a certain neat finality to it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2026 11:08 PM (vBZcw)
"Before turning the gun on himself." is another classic.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2026 11:12 PM (qlLNh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2026 11:12 PM (vBZcw)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 10:45 PM (viF8m)
That story would be perfect if he was driving a semi full of beer.
Posted by: TV Judge at October 30, 2026 11:13 PM (kU0PQ)
Well, to be fair...
Posted by: Oddbob at October 30, 2026 11:11 PM (vTZFs)
Mothers kill their children at a rate 4 times that of deaths by Rifles in the US...
Mom is more dangerous than an Assault Rifle.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2026 11:13 PM (mP0Kj)
Well, to be fair...
Posted by: Oddbob at October 30, 2026 11:11 PM (vTZFs)
Mothers kill their children at a rate 4 times that of deaths by Rifles in the US...
Mom is more dangerous than an Assault Rifle.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2026 11:13 PM (mP0Kj)
Clearly, we need common sense MOM regulation.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2026 11:14 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 30, 2026 10:57 PM (oCio0)
I visited Amherst as a HS senior in the early 90's. No Greeks just, TAPs or some such thing which was just the college paying for keg parties.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 30, 2026 11:14 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2026 11:14 PM (wzUl9)
Like building a C store and people applying for EBT.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 30, 2026 11:14 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 30, 2026 11:14 PM (r2Icn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2026 11:08 PM (vBZcw)
But "fled the country" leaves some uncertainty. Maybe Elbozo Leftard is indeed hiding out Algeria under an assumed name.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2026 11:15 PM (6v4rH)
Posted by: Burl Ives at October 30, 2026 11:15 PM (vFcoN)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 30, 2026 11:15 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 30, 2026 11:03 PM (qqdHS)
I assumed it was AI just by the voices.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 30, 2026 11:15 PM (2RJDy)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2026 11:01 PM (qlLNh)
*****
Smart.
I just remembered one more attempt at hitch hiking. So, a total of two.
I was at my new college for the nursing skool interview. Waited and waited for a bus (it was always the fault of the bus). A straight shoot to the other part of town and I stuck my thumb out.
Picked up by a guy around my age and told him roughly where I was going (not my address). Ok. We drive about 6 blocks and he turns right. I immediately say, STOP. He does as I was possibly bigger than him. Residential neighborhood. For sure someone would have noticed me killing this guy in a car as there would be a lot of yelling (former cheerleader: I'm loud), blood and splatters flying out of that car. He would have looked similar to one of the baked pigs in a blanket above when I left. I have no doubt he would have been scarred and sorry.
Fortunately he was a rookie serial killer because there was a doorknob still on the interior car door. I got out glaring at him and caught the bus.
My guardian angels are still exhausted from me in college. Then my bf/husband took over.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 30, 2026 11:15 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 30, 2026 11:15 PM (L1JuH)
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There's nobody more deserving. Hillary would have made somebody look like a piker had she been born in time to rule Germany in the run up to WW2.
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 11:16 PM (Cjcf6)
"
Arturo Villa
@arturovilla
·
4h
Translated from Spanish
The current and legitimate President of the Polish Constitutional Court is opening the gate with an angle grinder, because Tusk's and Brussels' police won't let him enter his own Tribunal.
It's the one in the cap who's cutting the metal chains himself. Epic."
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 11:16 PM (E4rtv)
https://youtu.be/4mII44yDfJw?t=152 (meme)
The first meme in the video should be a standard Halloween decoration.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 30, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)
I think the meme at 4:13 might be Bulg....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 30, 2026 11:16 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2026 11:17 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 30, 2026 11:17 PM (pMmVV)
Not sure about offing a drifter. I used to drink a lot.
Did all the rest, though. And I still use paper maps.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 30, 2026 11:17 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2026 11:18 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 30, 2026 11:18 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2026 11:12 PM (qlLNh)
That's how Salvador Allende checked out. With an AK given to him by Castro.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2026 11:19 PM (6v4rH)
Not the blind kid... the one who defended him... we need MORE of good Men standing up for those who can't.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2026 11:19 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 30, 2026 11:15 PM (L1JuH)
Not Negro since 1968, Black.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 30, 2026 11:19 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: buddhaha at October 30, 2026 11:20 PM (EuPh7)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2026 11:20 PM (wVcYX)
I have no idea what he was hauling. It was snowing like a mofo and cold and he just lectured for over an hour about what an idiot I was to be out hitchhiking in that weather. I had no defense. He was absolutely right.
Every now and then angels come into your life. Seems like a good idea to listen to them.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 11:20 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Kindltot
Moo?
Posted by: A cow at October 30, 2026 11:20 PM (L1JuH)
Not sure about offing a drifter. I used to drink a lot.
Did all the rest, though. And I still use paper maps.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 30, 2026 11:17 PM (0aYVJ)
Never did AO Hell????
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2026 11:20 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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The folks involved including some national Democrats like Marc Elias are in trouble. Plus there is a parallel state investigation into the lies that the Democrat operatives and the candidate told to courts, both the trial court and the Alaska Supreme Court to implement their scheme. Now the fake Daniel Sullivan has gone awol, the Democrat Senate Campaign Committee apparently had a political operative who told them his fake Sullivan scheme and sent him to Peltola. Peltola's former campaign staff members are singing like canaries, etc.
Giant poo bomb all over the Democrats in Alaska that probably will cost them the Senate race, the governor's mansion, and may end their ridiculous RCV voting scheme which is why the Dems did this in the first place, trying to manipulate it.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 11:20 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2026 11:20 PM (wVcYX)
Nice Panama City Beach Ass Mustache
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 30, 2026 11:22 PM (/+uur)
My professor kept his mouth firmly shut.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2026 11:01 PM (qlLNh)
Heh. That's a classic ...
Hitching in New England didn't seem to be too dangerous back in the day.
I wouldn't have done that in the North Country, where I went to school, though. Too sparsely populated, and the denizens were definitely kin of the "Dueling Banjos" folk.
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 30, 2026 11:22 PM (oCio0)
Off sock!
Posted by: GWB at October 30, 2026 11:22 PM (kU0PQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2026 11:18 PM (rbvCR)
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And their eyes. Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2026 11:22 PM (vBZcw)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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She be, ho, ho, hoe.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 30, 2026 11:23 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 30, 2026 11:23 PM (0aYVJ)
Also loved the Hertz local maps
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 30, 2026 11:23 PM (/+uur)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 30, 2026 11:25 PM (qlLNh)
I've read a report that Tusk ordered the Polish military not to let President Nawrocki's plane land at a military airport outside of Warsaw.
Allegedly, the Polish military refused to obey that order.
I think that Tusk did not anticipate that Nawrocki would order his plane (enroute to Senegal) turned around when he heard about the coup.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2026 11:25 PM (aD4fx)
Actually true.
But they are still fun to tip over.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 11:10 PM (viF8m)
I'd be really surprised if cows killed any sharks.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 30, 2026 11:25 PM (2RJDy)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Read the stories of the first cowboys to wrangle longhorns after them living generations in the wild. They warn't no ways domesticated.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 30, 2026 11:25 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2026 11:26 PM (rbvCR)
Goes to show the war against this filth never ends.
Posted by: Dayyyum
I think the Polish youth are against the migrants (other than the AWFL women types) because they see how bad other countries are getting by travel. Older Poles, many of which lived in places like the UK have returned home with tales of Muslims.
I think the Tusk types of globo homo are losing the remaining youth of Europe by killing their dreams (again, not the weirdo Die Linke type females or antifa criminal males). And they are now losing the middle as the compassion has run out for the Muslim invasion in country after country. Only the oligarchs, the WEF banksta types, and politicians still want this to happen.
I hope the coming fight in Europe is peaceful but it can very easily turn into a bloodbath. The Muzzies are armed, the populace has to fight the regimes and the Muzzies right now.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 11:26 PM (E4rtv)
noun
A leather scourge used for flogging.
A kind of whip for flogging criminals, formerly much used in Russia. The lash is a tapering bundle of leather thongs twisted with wire and hardened, so that it mangles the flesh.
A leather scourge (multi-tail whip), in the severe version known as 'great knout' with metal weights on each tongue, notoriously used in imperial Russia.
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 30, 2026 11:26 PM (qqdHS)
Allegedly, the Polish military refused to obey that order.
I think that Tusk did not anticipate that Nawrocki would order his plane (enroute to Senegal) turned around when he heard about the coup.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Yep. Several different sources for that. I think plane was over Spain at the time and reversed course.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 11:27 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 30, 2026 11:15 PM (hzuYO)
Mid 80's I finally figured out maybe something was looking out for me for some reason.
2 totaled cars. 3 totaled motorcycles... shot... cut... broken bones... 14 stitches in my head... storms at Sea... and had slept more than one night in the Marine Compound in Beirut in 83 where the barracks got blown up.... picked up hitchhikers... hitchhiked myself... Ran a van load of Coors beer to Virginia as a joke to throw a party...
Did drugs I still won't talk about...
Yet somehow... came through it... still don't know why.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2026 11:27 PM (mP0Kj)
https://tinyurl.com/3f6mwrzt
On average 10 people are killed in the entire world every year by sharks.
Statistics. How do they work?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 11:27 PM (viF8m)
Allegedly, the Polish military refused to obey that order.
I think that Tusk did not anticipate that Nawrocki would order his plane (enroute to Senegal) turned around when he heard about the coup.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Yep. Several different sources for that. I think plane was over Spain at the time and reversed course.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 11:27 PM (E4rtv)
So, wrong color for the revolution?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2026 11:28 PM (mP0Kj)
@arturovilla
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4h
Translated from Spanish
The current and legitimate President of the Polish Constitutional Court is opening the gate with an angle grinder, because Tusk's and Brussels' police won't let him enter his own Tribunal.
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Seems like "Tusk's and Brussel's police" should be placed under under arrest and do hard time.
Posted by: Crusader at October 30, 2026 11:28 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: buddhaha at October 30, 2026 11:20 PM (EuPh7)
I'm just waiting a while to respond.
Statutes of limitations can be very liberating.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 30, 2026 11:29 PM (2RJDy)
Posted by: Dayyyum at October 30, 2026 11:02 PM (Hs1wI)
It's full of Poles.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 30, 2026 11:04 PM (88C+u)
Poland is for strippers.
Posted by: GWB at October 30, 2026 11:29 PM (kU0PQ)
Thank you!
Posted by: ChrisP at October 30, 2026 11:30 PM (zXSV5)
Actually true.
But they are still fun to tip over.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 11:10 PM (viF8m)
I'd be really surprised if cows killed any sharks.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 30, 2026 11:25 PM (2RJDy)
/nods...
everyone knows that Sharks are killed by Jets!
Because when yer a Jet, yer a Jet all the way...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2026 11:30 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
The shill's son worked for Washington House Democrat Glueskamp (sp) and apparently he had a role too along with a named operative who has went radio silent. That operative briefed the DSCC first about the plan and then persuaded the fake Sullivan and the Peltola campaign to sign on. The DSCC ran it by their legal team as well as the specific senators that run it (which is where Elias comes in).
That is why the NYT story broke blaming it on the Peltola campaign. They are setting a backfire to distract from the DSCC role.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 11:30 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2026 11:31 PM (f8snw)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 30, 2026 11:31 PM (qqdHS)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 11:27 PM (viF8m)
It appears to require parading around like a pigeon with its breast out claiming that numbers are equivalent to moral superiority.
I have a candlestick chart demonstrating this, if that will help clear up any questions.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2026 11:31 PM (rbvCR)
Tusk is a globohomo Eurocrat traitor to the Polish Constitution, they should airdrop him over the Alexanderplatz.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2026 11:32 PM (RIvkX)
https://tinyurl.com/3f6mwrzt
On average 10 people are killed in the entire world every year by sharks.
Statistics. How do they work?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 11:27 PM (viF8m)
You've never seen them rumble. Sondheim wouldn't tell you about that.
Posted by: Riff - Leader of The Jets at October 30, 2026 11:32 PM (r7+Q7)
🌍 THE WORLD IS WATCHING POLAND.
Fox News, NBC, Daily Wire, Euronews: police at Poland's Constitutional Tribunal.
U.S. Ambassador Tom Rose: "very serious indeed."
CPAC stands with President Nawrocki.
Donald Tusk's coup. Share it 🇵🇱
X - > https://tinyurl.com/3r9baxwj
X viewer - > https://tinyurl.com/yfrna4w4
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 30, 2026 11:32 PM (pMmVV)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 30, 2026 11:32 PM (qqdHS)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 11:27 PM (viF8m)
It appears to require parading around like a pigeon with its breast out claiming that numbers are equivalent to moral superiority.
I have a candlestick chart demonstrating this, if that will help clear up any questions.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2026 11:31 PM (rbvCR)
Latest stats from studies? still has to be confirmed, but one study says 17 MILLION people died worldwide due to bad reactions to the Covid Vaccine...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2026 11:33 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2026 11:33 PM (f8snw)
I'm getting tired of the AI art stylings ...
I can't put my finger on it, or articulate exactly what rubs me the wrong way, but the way the characters are presented is aggravating.
It's like some AI music just sounds odd and I can't really describe what I'm hearing. Same with the cartoonish stuff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2026 11:33 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Romeo13
I would call it the yellow revolution because it appears that Tusk and his ministers are now pissing their pants at what comes next.
Unwitting, that thick and stupid globalist has let Nawrocki become a reincarnation of Lech Walensa and instead of Gdansk ship yard, there is the Court Building surrounded by police and youthful protesters against the coup. This lets the yutes take on the role of Solidarity against Tusk who takes on the role of Jaruzelski.
Elections were in 2027 anyway but Tusk pushed the coup panic button, my guess is due to pressure from the EU.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 11:33 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2026 11:28 PM (mP0Kj)
Institute of Peace and USAID put out a pamphlet, "What Color Is Your Revolution"
Best seller, you know.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2026 11:34 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Don Black at October 30, 2026 11:34 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2026 11:06 PM (6v4rH)
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"Shot while trying to escape" had a certain neat finality to it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2026 11:08 PM (vBZcw)
Well, see, he was trying to flee on a helicopter out in the middle of Lake Superior. He leaned out to see if he could see the wreck, and he slipped. BTW, did you know a human will bounce when hitting the water from that high up?
Posted by: GWB at October 30, 2026 11:34 PM (kU0PQ)
TL,DR: Microsoft has managed to eff up Notepad.
Posted by: pookysgirl wants the degradation to stop at October 30, 2026 11:10 PM (Wt5PA)
If you need a simple Windows text editor, I'd get SciTE. (https://scintilla.org/SciTE.html). It's free, doesn't have AI, and I used it for text files for years.
You might also look at Notepad++. No AI crap, and it's what I use now on Windows. It has more features for programmers (like I used to be), but it's a reliable tool.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 30, 2026 11:35 PM (qx7Zg)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2026 11:33 PM (f8snw)
IMO? was already failing. EU was supposed to be an ECONOMIC consortium... not a political master...
And I'll note that even after all these years, countries won't put their Militaries under EU control...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2026 11:35 PM (mP0Kj)
It was nice to get away from the computer. Just for a day.
No Halloween tomorrow. Ralphy is too much but my friends' kids and the others across the street are each getting a box of 50 KitKat , Coffee Crisp, Aero and Canadian Smarties - which are like M&Ms but thinner.
No candy corn or molasses candy at Walmart yesterday.
Oh, the Christmas tree has been up a week. My friends' kids like to decorate it so I'm keeping the Christmas in October - November thing going.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 30, 2026 11:36 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Romeo13
The really good news is I've been told by experts it can't happen here.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2026 11:36 PM (viF8m)
I've been using Notepad++ for years now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 30, 2026 11:37 PM (w6EFb)
You called the internet on the phone, and hoped that the internet takes your call
Posted by: Don Black at October 30, 2026 11:34 PM (ZxPkt)
And then halfway through conquering Ireland, you phone connection would die.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2026 11:37 PM (mP0Kj)
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 11:33 PM (E4rtv)
I wonder if Christine LeGarde stepping down as President of the ECB has anything to do with this.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2026 11:37 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
I think it is a question of the EU disintegrating financially, just a day before the Euro Central Bank head, Ms. LaGarde appeared in a strange video with bandage stripes across her face. Her resignation was like a weird hostage video take and I doubt any woman would want to appear in public like that when a simple letter of resignation would be enough. Someone wanted her humiliated.
I keep coming back thinking perhaps a banking crisis leading to a sovereign debt crisis and the urgent need for the EU to steal Russia's 275 billion in frozen assets as a banking backstop.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 11:37 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Kindltot
See above.
Posted by: whig at October 30, 2026 11:37 PM (E4rtv)
The big breakthrough in modern couping is the existence of X.
Tusk posted the justification for the coup on X, Nawrocki announced that he was turning the plane around on X, the Polish and Warsaw cops defended their actions on X, two Polish ambassadors announced their resignations on X, the globalist Polish Foreign Minister denounced one of the ambassadors on X, and the video of Nawrocki breaking into the court building was posted on X.
This is going to redouble governments' attempts to control on social media.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2026 11:38 PM (aD4fx)
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2026 11:27 PM (mP0Kj)
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Pure luck on my part. I worked hard, studied hard, & partied with my buddies every weekend when not skiing or hiking, or writing a paper, or having a huge exam. I knew how to balance my crazy life.
Met a bunch of non nursing friends the year I moved across the city to be near the bus route to the hospital. Second university here.
Man, we had fun! No regrets.
They all met my bf future husband at keggers. All but one liked him. The one who didn't had a chance to date me but never mustered the nerve to ask. He HATED my bf and the feeling was mutual. Otherwise I kept them as friends all through school and beyond. Two dated classmates of mine. It was all one big osmosis of two university groups. I loved them all.
In HS I was almost killed in a car crash but unscathed by a miracle. I remember thinking, as my vision blurred green (trees)/ blue (sky) in a spin, "This is it." I was calm. Nope! There was more time ahead to ski dangerously and climb dangerous slot canyons and mountains with friends. Who gave me far more credit for survival than they should have.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 30, 2026 11:39 PM (hzuYO)
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