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Saturday Night Club ONT - October 31, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

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Welcome to Club ONT - a whelming collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.

Open thread - bar is open, too. Come in in, grab a drink or 2. Or 3. Keep it light and friendly. Be careful though. The Moose is wearing a Halloween costume, so you may not immediately recognize him.

[Top photo: Ladder Eight, FDNY]

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no-body to go with

What do you call a lost wolf? A where-wolf

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts

Why did the ghost go to the party? To booooogie

How do you know if a vampire is sick? He's coffin

Why did the ghost need a band aid? He had a boo boo

What kind of ship does Dracula have? A blood vessel

Why won’t monsters eat ghosts? Because they always taste like sheet

What's a witch's favorite class in school? Spelling

What kind of car does a ghost drive? A boo-ick

What did Dracula name his car? Vlad the Impala

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop

A blind skeleton walks into a bar, and a chair.......and a table........and a person


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Drink of the Night

Bloody Mary Syringes

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Ingredients
2 cups tomato juice
8 oz. vodka
2 Tbsp. Worcestershire sauce
1 Tbsp. horseradish
2 tsp. hot sauce (such as Tabasco)
1/2 lemon, juiced
Freshly ground black pepper

Directions
1. In a large bowl, combine tomato juice, vodka, Worcestershire, horseradish, hot sauce, lemon juice, and pepper. Whisk to combine.

2. Fill syringes with mixture and chill. Serve cold.

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Some decorations for the Club bar tonight

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Club ONT Department of Award-Winning Wildlife

Bear with multiple tapeworms sticking out of its butt wins award

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As intestinal parasites go, tapeworms are the stuff of nightmares. Though they can grow over 80 feet long in extreme cases, they often measure less than one-inch-wide. The intestinal parasites feast on their hosts, sucking valuable nutrients from mammals.

And then there's the havoc they wreak on bear butts. One bear spotted in southeastern Alaska's Tongass National Forest this summer knows all about that. The unnamed bear was spotted with multiple long tape worms poking out of its butt as it walked along Anan Creek.

For its service as a host to these long worms, the Rangers awarded this bear the 2026 Host with the Most Award. It's a reminder that nature can truly be gnarly.

Perhaps not an award one wants to win...

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Club ONT Department of Adventures in Pumpkin carving

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Does this make this a food thread?

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Club ONT Department of the Flying Mice
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USGS Study Outlines Scope and Severity of Bat Fatalities at US Wind Energy Facilities

A new USGS study reveals that an estimated 18.7 million bats have been killed at U.S. onshore wind energy facilities since 1981, far more than previously understood. By analyzing data from hundreds of wind projects, researchers identified the species most vulnerable to turbine collisions and uncovered patterns that could help reduce future bat fatalities.

The study's findings provide evidence-based solutions for decision makers. For example, the study supports previous evidence that stopping turbines when bats are more likely to be present may reduce mortality for some species.

In other words, stop wind mills unless you hate nature. The Science says so.

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Club ONT Jukebox



Bonus!


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Top 10ish Comments of the Week

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Distinguished honorable mention:

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Club ONT is brought to you by the tip jar

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Club ONT will remain open for an extra hour tonight since the clocks go back an hour. Use the time wisely!

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Comments

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1 1st

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 31, 2026 10:00 PM (47diA)

2 Open door policy or swinging door policy, it’s either a term or a whole life.
Sometimes.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2026 10:00 PM (WY+aP)

3 2nd

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 31, 2026 10:00 PM (47diA)

4 Fifteen minute downpour with hail has probably killed Halloween. But, we did have one group of kids.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 31, 2026 10:01 PM (1Ff7Z)

5 Delayed and affected.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 31, 2026 10:02 PM (nEUC6)

6 Are we having a Halloween party tonight?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 31, 2026 10:03 PM (I5ncw)

7 There wolf.

I couldn't resist.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 31, 2026 10:04 PM (47diA)

8 +1 for Boingo
Billy Corrigan interview with Danny Elfman
youtube.com/watch?v=JGzyySqpmAg&t=2520s

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 31, 2026 10:04 PM (nEUC6)

9 It's 7pm...light on the porch has been on for 2 hrs...no kids.

I thought there'd be more kids this year, being today's Saturday, but we also had some rain.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 10:04 PM (l3cgK)

10 Thanks for the ONT, D and D!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 31, 2026 10:05 PM (47diA)

11 Haven't heard a kid on the street.
Many of the churches around here are having
Pumpkin Fests. I hope that's why they aren't
on the street.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2026 10:05 PM (WY+aP)

12 Fifteen minute downpour with hail has probably killed Halloween. But, we did have one group of kids.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 31, 2026 10:01 PM (1Ff7Z)
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Well, let's hope it didn't kill the kids...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2026 10:05 PM (FZ29D)

13 Thank you for the enjoyable ONT.
That poor bear.

Tried watching 'Smile' yesterday. Boring. Stopped halfway through. Felt like a lecture

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 31, 2026 10:06 PM (Sco7b)

14 Someone should nood.

Or, I already did, ya slow leaks!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 31, 2026 10:06 PM (47diA)

15 Jokes...tonight is open Mike night at the coroner's club...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 10:06 PM (l3cgK)

16 That poor bear ... and any warm blooded creature downstream from those ghastly tapeworms strung out from the bear's butt.

Coming in a close 2nd are those Bloody Mary syringes. I hate Bloody's to begin with, and really hate blood draws ... woof.

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 31, 2026 10:07 PM (oCio0)

17 >>>By analyzing data from hundreds of wind projects, researchers identified the species most vulnerable to turbine collisions and uncovered patterns that could help reduce future bat fatalities.

What if we were sane and wanted to go in the other direction?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 31, 2026 10:07 PM (syz1S)

18 Well, let's hope it didn't kill the kids...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2026 10:05 PM (FZ29D)

Didn't see any floating toward the storm drains.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 31, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)

19 Just finished watching "In the Mouth of Madness."

Thought about watching another horror movie, but I think I'll see if I can make some progress on my book instead.

Still have 373 pages to go (out of 850).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2026 10:07 PM (FZ29D)

20 Well, let's hope it didn't kill the kids...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2026 10:05 PM (FZ29D)

Didn't see any floating toward the storm drains.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 31, 2026 10:07 PM (1Ff7Z)
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Any clowns lurking around down there?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2026 10:08 PM (FZ29D)

21 It's okay...bought a large bag of candies for Halloween, but we (me and my adult kids) have eaten most of it already...
SOMEONE (not me) decided to cut the corner off the bag. Once that was done, we all started sneaking candies out...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 10:08 PM (l3cgK)

22 What do you call a ghost wearing silk stockings? Haunted hose.

Try the veal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2026 10:08 PM (0kX4S)

23 Time Out!

Posted by: Andy Reid at October 31, 2026 10:09 PM (Q+gd/)

24 Any clowns lurking around down there?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2026 10:08 PM (FZ29D)

Didn't see any politicians anywhere.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 31, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

25 17 >>>By analyzing data from hundreds of wind projects, researchers identified the species most vulnerable to turbine collisions and uncovered patterns that could help reduce future bat fatalities.

What if we were sane and wanted to go in the other direction?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 31, 2026 10:07 PM (syz1S)

Bats eat a ton of insects, including mosquitos.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 10:09 PM (l3cgK)

26 Yo D's! You forgot this tune... I'm mildly disappointed:

https://youtu.be/dyfcY050HCA

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 31, 2026 10:10 PM (K3aCg)

27 Does this make this a food thread?

As much as certain ghost jokes make it a boo( b ) thread...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 10:10 PM (l3cgK)

28 What time does the Cryptkicker Five take the stage?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2026 10:11 PM (wVcYX)

29 ****A new USGS study reveals that an estimated 18.7 million bats have been killed at U.S. onshore wind energy facilities since 1981,
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That won't distort the environment.
Save the planet you fucking commies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2026 10:11 PM (WY+aP)

30 Only the one trick or treater tonight. I'll leave the porch light on for another 20 minutes in case, but...

It was misty tonight, and raining earlier, and being Saturday maybe there was some event I didn't know about?

Guess I'm gonna get fat on leftovers.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 31, 2026 10:11 PM (aJQbY)

31 What do you call a dazed wolf?

An unawarewolf.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2026 10:12 PM (qx7Zg)

32 I favor bats being around. They eat real pests like moths and mosquitos, and I'm always in favor of that.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 31, 2026 10:13 PM (aJQbY)

33 good evening

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 31, 2026 10:13 PM (CHHv1)

34 Is a hotdog and a beer glass a Frank & Stein?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 10:13 PM (l3cgK)

35 I hope Whig is around--I trust his sources and I'd love to have an update on the coup in Poland.

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 10:14 PM (Cjcf6)

36 Bats eat a ton of insects, including mosquitos.

This summer I have enjoyed my own personal bat who uses me as bait when I go for my after sunset walks or swims when the bugs are active.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 10:14 PM (NzX/y)

37 Nice Jackie Wilson tune on the hidden. Thanks!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 31, 2026 10:14 PM (47diA)

38 32 I favor bats being around. They eat real pests like moths and mosquitos, and I'm always in favor of that.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 31, 2026 10:13 PM (aJQbY)

The downside...they can get rabies and other diseases...and can get nippy if you try to play with them, so don't do that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 10:14 PM (l3cgK)

39
And without bats, how are we going to mine their assholes for interesting new viruses to play with?

Posted by: Tony Fauci at October 31, 2026 10:15 PM (w6EFb)

40 39
And without bats, how are we going to mine their assholes for interesting new viruses to play with?

Posted by: Tony Fauci at October 31, 2026 10:15 PM (w6EFb)

You, of all people WOULD enjoy that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 10:15 PM (l3cgK)

41 33 good evening
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 31, 2026 10:13 PM (CHHv1)

Now why did I hear that in Lurch's voice (Ted Cassidy)?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2026 10:16 PM (qx7Zg)

42 Just returned home from a Halloween party. The winning costume was a Dude with a plastic chicken on a lanyard around his neck wearing a turquoise polo shirt.


"Chicken cordon bleu"

Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2026 10:16 PM (iqv62)

43 Bats eat a ton of insects, including mosquitos.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 10:09 PM (l3cgK)

DDT can pickup the slack.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 31, 2026 10:17 PM (syz1S)

44 35 I hope Whig is around--I trust his sources and I'd love to have an update on the coup in Poland.
Posted by: Crusader

I'll have you covered in a sec. I'll assume the standard "apply everything posted in reverse" will apply.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 31, 2026 10:17 PM (t19vo)

45 Lived in Japan once. The neighborhood kids (American military base) would gather around trees with bats sorta nested above. Just before sundown. They would form a large circle around the tree and begin to clap hands in rhythm. It made the bats collapse to the ground. Older young 'uns knew to leave them alone.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 31, 2026 10:17 PM (47diA)

46 ... woof.

Posted by: browndog says woof
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Used radar on me last time.
Much more civilized.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2026 10:18 PM (WY+aP)

47 Thanks for a spooky and fun ONT, Disco and Dino!

Good Halloween dad jokes there, guys!

As anticipated, no little trick or treaters about since it's been raining for two days. But I am enjoying the M&Ms!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 31, 2026 10:18 PM (D/6p1)

48 Yo D's! You forgot this tune... I'm mildly disappointed:

https://youtu.be/dyfcY050HCA
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 31, 2026 10:10 PM (K3aCg)


Noted for next year!

Posted by: Doof at October 31, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)

49 Coming in a close 2nd are those Bloody Mary syringes. I hate Bloody's to begin with, and really hate blood draws ... woof.

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I though that was a picture of a San Francisco sidewalk

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2026 10:20 PM (tB7nu)

50 How many people who set up for trick or treaters got visits from Mormons or JWs instead? Mormons selling solar panels?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2026 10:20 PM (qx7Zg)

51 And without bats, how are we going to mine their assholes for interesting new viruses to play with?
Posted by: Tony Fauci at October 31, 2026 10:15 PM (w6EFb)
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Great. Now I'm imagining the horror of an 80-foot tapeworm emerging from the asshole of a 6-inch bat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2026 10:20 PM (FZ29D)

52 Watching the bats fly out from under the Congress Avenue bridge is A Thing in Austin. It's really quite impressive.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2026 10:21 PM (vTZFs)

53 The Oingo Boingo vid is from Back to School. Rodney Dangerfield, Hotlips Houllihan (Sally Kellerman, very hot), a completely wacked-out Robert Downey Jr. Bad movies make good memories.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 31, 2026 10:21 PM (QaH55)

54 The band "Ghost" featured above is problematic for me. They're undoubtedly talented, creative, and have a unique spot in the hard rock world. Yeah, and I'll continue to refer to them as "them" even though their egotistical band leader claims HE invented the whole thing and none of the other players matter, and are interchangeable.

In the sentences above, you can already sense some red flags.

Here's my problem: Their entire gig live is to do a show involving the lead being an evil Pope, among a series of evil Popes. There's no happy ending, there's no "good triumps over evil", there's just evil Pope performing, or evil Pope being downed by the next evil Pope.

Why couldn't they just make melodic metal music? I can't purchase any of their product if they're hell-bent on downing Christianity.

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 10:22 PM (Cjcf6)

55 Mormons selling solar panels?
_-_
Actually, I kinda...what are your prices like? My old panels aren't cuttin' it anymore...running the generator nightly...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at October 31, 2026 10:22 PM (49QjJ)

56 44 35 I hope Whig is around--I trust his sources and I'd love to have an update on the coup in Poland.
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I think it's over. I looked earlier today and there was no new news.
zerohedge was posting last nights clips as if they were new.
This is from 2:58 PM today:
No articles about the attempted collapse and take over of a major European government. Why? Perhaps because it's over and the EU deepState lost. Thus the communist media here are shushing it down.
No talking of color revolution failures today.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2026 10:23 PM (WY+aP)

57 Why USGS?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 31, 2026 10:23 PM (kYmoU)

58 If pookysgirl is around, I did repost your comment in the tech thread. I suggested SciTE or Nnotepad++, and publius (in the ONT) and at least one other in the Tech thread said they also use Notepad++. (Sorry, I forgot who commented.)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2026 10:24 PM (qx7Zg)

59 Boo!

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2026 10:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

60 Poland has been struggling with serious problems within its higher judiciary for more than a decade. Tusk promised to free the judiciary from political interference and introduce reforms aimed at restoring an independent judicial system so the Article was closed in 2024 because of that promise.

A president who resorts to physical confrontation instead of respecting judicial authority shows contempt for the very institutions he is sworn to protect. The Constitution is not his personal playground.

The idea is to exhaust countries that could offer resistance to Russia/Trump's acts, and force them to be in constant internal strife.

Why doesn't the church say anything against politically engaged protesters attacking the police with a religious song on their lips? There's just so much wrong here.

The nth instance of an alt-right or alt-right-adjacent political leader trying to seize power by force. Yet society keeps pretending these are just opinions.

What a disgrace President Nawrocki is! A real piece of extremist shit the types that only Hungary's Orban can claim to be as low as him.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 31, 2026 10:24 PM (t19vo)

61 I think it's over.

Unless perpetrators go to jail it isn’t over. They only have to be successful once.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 31, 2026 10:25 PM (kYmoU)

62 Woot! Made Top Tenish for the eighth time. Who said I peaked in high school?

Posted by: Slow Riser at October 31, 2026 10:26 PM (vFcoN)

63 "Judicial Authority."

Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2026 10:26 PM (Q+gd/)

64 Why couldn't they just make melodic metal music? I can't purchase any of their product if they're hell-bent on downing Christianity.

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 10:22 PM (Cjcf6)

Well...dunno about the music group, but there were definitely some bad Popes...

https://tinyurl.com/ynrzmnru

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 10:27 PM (l3cgK)

65 Cerebus was the worst.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 31, 2026 10:28 PM (kYmoU)

66 57 Why USGS?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 31, 2026 10:23 PM (kYmoU)

Maybe they can see the bats on the Doppler radar...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 10:28 PM (l3cgK)

67 61 I think it's over.

Unless perpetrators go to jail it isn’t over. They only have to be successful once.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair
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It's never 'over', evil never sleeps.
However, this particular EU cu cu coup is.
What they are going to do with the perpetraitors
remains to be seen.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2026 10:30 PM (WY+aP)

68 Dark & quiet here-- no lil costumed candy-beggars in sight.

Closest neighbors have taken their 2 boys hunting this weekend, next-closest didn't have their grands over today...

I'm stuck here with a bag of candy. Oh, darn.

Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2026 10:30 PM (rdVOm)

69 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 31, 2026 10:24 PM (t19vo)
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Thank you for posting that!

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 10:30 PM (Cjcf6)

70 59 Boo!
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2026 10:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

Yogi: Boo Boo!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2026 10:31 PM (qx7Zg)

71 Good evening Horde. Thank you for your Club ONT patronage.

Posted by: TRex - chocolate and peanut butter dino at October 31, 2026 10:32 PM (cCn4/)

72 Sigh. I think I'm about done watching college football. It's become 80% commercials, 20% football. It's no longer palatable. Not to mention that my OSU Buckeyes are shittin' the bed this evening. Otherwise, hope y'all are doing well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2026 10:32 PM (ceJ0R)

73 A neighbor growing up was a WWII Navy Corpsman, Pacific Theater. He had stories of pulling humongous tapeworms from Philippine natives, including young women, sometimes through the nose.

Posted by: Taenia Asiatica at October 31, 2026 10:33 PM (vFcoN)

74 My doctor just told me I'm color blind.

That diagnosis came out of the yellow.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2026 10:33 PM (qx7Zg)

75 Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2026 10:32 PM
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Mr. Deal! Good to see you.

Posted by: TRex - attendance taker dino at October 31, 2026 10:33 PM (cCn4/)

76 I will take a drink that does not contain tomato juice or horseradish, please and thank you.

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2026 10:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

77 I've got a tub of chocolate covered peanuts and tub of dark chocolate banana chips. What to do. What to do.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2026 10:34 PM (WY+aP)

78 >> That diagnosis came out of the yellow.

Snort!

Posted by: Tony Fauci at October 31, 2026 10:34 PM (w6EFb)

79 🍅Fun ONT guys!👻

Happy Halloween!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 31, 2026 10:34 PM (96kpa)

80 Well...dunno about the music group, but there were definitely some bad Popes...
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That wasn't my point. I'm not even Catholic. But I can't spend money on a band whose stage show is all about creating one bad Pope after another and then running with that all evening.

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 10:34 PM (Cjcf6)

81 Finally a gub'mint agency revealed a bit of truth about the evil bird choppers. Maybe we'll get enough facts out to ban building them on any new sites. They could always replace the ones that quit working and the site was abandoned if the country needs a bit of wind energy.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 31, 2026 10:34 PM (PV+Zw)

82
Bunghole virus probing sock off, dammit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 31, 2026 10:35 PM (w6EFb)

83 Posted by: TRex - attendance taker dino at October 31, 2026 10:33 PM

Howdy, amigo!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2026 10:35 PM (ceJ0R)

84 I will take a drink that does not contain tomato juice or horseradish, please and thank you.
Posted by: Piper

Well, I don't serve kale smoothies... but perhaps a nice apple cider? Naturally fermented!

Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2026 10:35 PM (rdVOm)

85 Curly Howard ordered burnt toast and a rotten egg for breakfast because he had "a tapeworm and that's good enough for him".

Posted by: Jerome Lester Horwitz at October 31, 2026 10:36 PM (vFcoN)

86 I just gave the kids across the street a box of 50 mini chocolate bars and my friends' kids too. Kept the house dark because of Ralphy.

My Christmas tree is up. I'll have my friends over in a week or so after the kids' gifts come in. They like to decorate the tree.

And Ralphy!!
Lived another month!!
We also celebrate him living through the night.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 31, 2026 10:36 PM (Sco7b)

87 What to do. What to do.

It’s Scrooge McDuck time.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 31, 2026 10:36 PM (kYmoU)

88 Had a good number of ghouls and goblins seeking sweets at my door. Still managed to have a fair bit of the good candy left. Now if I can keep my own little goblins from eating all of that, too.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2026 10:36 PM (ftFVW)

89
Well, I don't serve kale smoothies... but perhaps a nice apple cider? Naturally fermented!
Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2026 10:35

Perfect!

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2026 10:37 PM (ZdaMQ)

90 Bet the old firehouse up top had a shiny brass pole. I loved the show Emergency!, but Station 51 was on one floor and thus, had no pole.

Posted by: Pole Watcher at October 31, 2026 10:38 PM (vFcoN)

91 Sorry I'm late....somebody redacted the address of this joint.

Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 31, 2026 10:40 PM (BJzO2)

92 Nearly zero trick or treaters here this evening at casa BFD. Kind of sad.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2026 10:41 PM (ceJ0R)

93 Tusk promised to free the judiciary from political interference and introduce reforms aimed at restoring an independent judicial system...
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Huh. The word "introduce". I wasn't aware it included the idea of orchestrating a *coup*?

Tusk and anyone associated with him should be hung in public.

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 10:41 PM (Cjcf6)

94 I didn't even buy halloween candy this year. I used to buy a bit 'JIC I get a couple of trick or treaters', but knowing I'd end up eating it so it had to be candy I like. If I'd gotten a surprise trick or treater they would have had to make do with a sweet salty bar, but they never come here.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 31, 2026 10:42 PM (PV+Zw)

95 Tusk promised to free the judiciary from political interference and introduce reforms aimed at restoring an independent judicial system...
----

Huh. The word "introduce". I wasn't aware it included the idea of orchestrating a *coup*?

Tusk and anyone associated with him should be hung in public.
Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 10:41 PM (Cjcf6)
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The excuse these people like to use is, "No one will listen to me! That's why I had to force the issue!"

Of course the reality is that people DID listen to them and decided their ideas were shit.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2026 10:43 PM (FZ29D)

96 I’d love to give out little 10 round boxes of .22 LR to the kiddos.


Posted by: nurse ratched. at October 31, 2026 10:43 PM (R+X/W)

97 74 My doctor just told me I'm color blind.

That diagnosis came out of the yellow.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2026 10:33 PM (qx7Zg)

I'm red with envy.

Posted by: Red-Green Colorblindness at October 31, 2026 10:43 PM (l3cgK)

98 5:30 - Am I going to get any kids today?

6:00 - Am I going to have enough candy?

6:30 - I am NOT going to have enough candy at this rate

7:00 - Ok, well, then I guess they are done.

7:30 - You know Kit Kats are pretty damn tasty

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2026 10:44 PM (sKqQm)

99 77 I've got a tub of chocolate covered peanuts and tub of dark chocolate banana chips. What to do. What to do.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2026 10:34 PM (WY+aP)

Get a tub of chocolate covered raisins to keep them company.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 10:44 PM (l3cgK)

100 Oh that witch that read the Kirk poem, her parent's online details have been near eliminated.

The mother no longer appears on the real-estate pages. I guess LinkedIn profiles are gone.

And the CBC!! They have interviews with the most die hardest President Trump fans ever who would walk through fire for him but are now disenchanted. Right.

MSNow does that too.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 31, 2026 10:45 PM (Sco7b)

101 So what is happening right now in Poland?

Germany's lackey tried to seize the Polish high court and...failed?

Are we going to be in this weird state where he stays on as despot? Or are the people going to give me a Romanian holiday?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2026 10:45 PM (sKqQm)

102 My mother told me they ate raw pepitas (pumpkin seeds) to purge intestinal worms in deep Mexico...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 10:46 PM (l3cgK)

103 101 So what is happening right now in Poland?

Germany's lackey tried to seize the Polish high court and...failed?

Are we going to be in this weird state where he stays on as despot? Or are the people going to give me a Romanian holiday?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2026 10:45 PM (sKqQm)

You have to destroy democracy in order to save it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 10:47 PM (l3cgK)

104 What am I going to do with all these leftover Circus Peanuts?

Posted by: Don't Be Jealous at October 31, 2026 10:47 PM (vFcoN)

105 I sit here in the dark, bucket of Skittles and Snickers (fun sized) at the ready, but alas, no one comes, and my porch is a blackened desert.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 31, 2026 10:47 PM (4Je4D)

106 Tusk promised to free the judiciary from political interference and introduce reforms aimed at restoring an independent judicial system...
----

Huh. The word "introduce". I wasn't aware it included the idea of orchestrating a *coup*?

Tusk and anyone associated with him should be hung in public.
Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 10:41 PM (Cjcf6)

We have test subjects for a scientific experiment. How high to people bounce after they fall 2000 meters from a helicopter?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2026 10:49 PM (qx7Zg)

107 Might have been an old wives tale but when I was a kid there was supposedly a weight loss pill that was an encapsulated tape worm head. Magical weight loss until the lack of nutrients made you feel sick and you went to doctor and they gave you something to kill the tape worm.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 31, 2026 10:50 PM (PV+Zw)

108 For Halloween horror, uncensored Tickle Me Elmo electrocution torture:
youtube.com/watch?v=jzpGCpv7McE

Posted by: gp at October 31, 2026 10:51 PM (Jr5Lq)

109 GatewayPundit...

The liberal media thinks the American people are so stupid.

PBS has a new report out today explaining how it will be completely ‘normal’ if we don’t know the results of the midterms on election night.

That is not normal, but the left wants to make it the new normal.

Just look at one race as an example, say the Los Angeles mayoral race. On election night, far left nutjob Nithya Raman was in a distant third place, but over the course of a few days and then a couple of weeks, they completely flipped the race. Nithya Raman bumped conservative alternative Spencer Pratt of the ballot and now it’s a contest between Karen Bass and Raman. Far left vs. really far left.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 31, 2026 10:52 PM (Sco7b)

110 Happy Halloween Horde!

There were only about a dozen trick or treaters here tonight, they all got lots of candy. The new neighbors on the street were grilling hot dogs in the driveway and handing them out to folks.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2026 10:54 PM (ibDUx)

111 Campaign Update Time:

What a day. I mentioned a few days ago that I had a bunch of my signs taken off yards and replaced with signs by my opponent. Quite frustrating.

Anyway, one of my campaign volunteers decided to put an AirTag inside one of our signs and waited to see what happened. The sign disappeared on Wednesday. The AirTag traced its location to...my opponent's property. Let's just say that hilarity ensued from there:

https://tinyurl.com/2ty7dj72

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2026 10:55 PM (9TOMd)

112
We had lots of kids trick or treating tonight.

We live on a deadend street with only 5 houses. Never had many before. Probably because it's Saturday, no school tomorrow.

Posted by: four seasons at October 31, 2026 10:55 PM (/QHx4)

113 Seen on the back of a Subaru.

Suba
Ruba
Ru

(With a Scooby Doo decal).

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2026 10:55 PM (qx7Zg)

114 Just look at one race as an example, say the Los Angeles mayoral race. On election night, far left nutjob Nithya Raman was in a distant third place, but over the course of a few days and then a couple of weeks, they completely flipped the race. Nithya Raman bumped conservative alternative Spencer Pratt of the ballot and now it’s a contest between Karen Bass and Raman. Far left vs. really far left.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart!


"Please feel free to vote for either of our pre-selected candidates."

Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 31, 2026 10:56 PM (BJzO2)

115 We had a decent amount of trick or treaters! It was fun. And now the dismantling of Halloween here and at the studio begins.

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2026 10:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

116 {{{DDS!}}} Happy Halloween!

Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 31, 2026 10:58 PM (BJzO2)

117 104 What am I going to do with all these leftover Circus Peanuts?

Posted by: Don't Be Jealous at October 31, 2026 10:47 PM (vFcoN)

The same thing I do with leftover Candy Corn...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 11:00 PM (l3cgK)

118 Not to mention that my OSU Buckeyes are shittin' the bed this evening. Otherwise, hope y'all are doing well.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2026 10:32 PM (ceJ0R)

The Buckeyes losing to USC is a story as old as time ...

O... H ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 31, 2026 11:00 PM (oCio0)

119 https://tinyurl.com/2ty7dj72
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2026 10:55 PM (9TOMd)


A self-inflicted October surprise, the most entertaining kind. I hope it gets enough traction to make a difference.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2026 11:00 PM (vTZFs)

120 >>Anyway, one of my campaign volunteers decided to put an AirTag inside one of our signs and waited to see what happened. The sign disappeared on Wednesday. The AirTag traced its location to...my opponent's property. Let's just say that hilarity ensued from there:

That's awesome.

Thanks again for getting in the ring. Fingers crossed for you.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2026 11:00 PM (viF8m)

121 Anyway, one of my campaign volunteers decided to put an AirTag inside one of our signs and waited to see what happened. The sign disappeared on Wednesday. The AirTag traced its location to...my opponent's property. Let's just say that hilarity ensued from there:

The article says she is trying to claim they were on public property and therefore she was allowed to remove them.

I suggest you save the full air pod data on that sign if she tries to argue this in court

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2026 11:01 PM (sKqQm)

122 The liberal media thinks the American people are so stupid.

PBS has a new report out today explaining how it will be completely ‘normal’ if we don’t know the results of the midterms on election night.
----

That's a recipe for fraud. They know it. But we allow it. Why?

Is PBS still receiving taxpayer money?

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 11:01 PM (Cjcf6)

123 111 Campaign Update Time:

What a day. I mentioned a few days ago that I had a bunch of my signs taken off yards and replaced with signs by my opponent. Quite frustrating.

Anyway, one of my campaign volunteers decided to put an AirTag inside one of our signs and waited to see what happened. The sign disappeared on Wednesday. The AirTag traced its location to...my opponent's property. Let's just say that hilarity ensued from there:

https://tinyurl.com/2ty7dj72
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2026 10

You don’t mess with a moron, Ms. Hughes!

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2026 11:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

124 Hi, Debby!

*pours Chivas*

Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2026 11:01 PM (rdVOm)

125 https://tinyurl.com/2ty7dj72
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2026 10:55 PM (9TOMd)

A self-inflicted October surprise, the most entertaining kind. I hope it gets enough traction to make a difference.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2026 11:00 PM (vTZFs)

I'm just sorry it didn't get her thrown in jail until the trial. Throw a wrench into her politicking.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2026 11:02 PM (qx7Zg)

126 122 The liberal media thinks the American people are so stupid.

PBS has a new report out today explaining how it will be completely ‘normal’ if we don’t know the results of the midterms on election night.
----

That's a recipe for fraud. They know it. But we allow it. Why?

Is PBS still receiving taxpayer money?

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 11:01 PM (Cjcf6)

But only in lefty states...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 11:02 PM (l3cgK)

127 That's a recipe for fraud. They know it. But we allow it. Why?

Is PBS still receiving taxpayer money?
Posted by: Crusader

The good guys have tried. Oddly enough, nobody seems to have "standing".

Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 31, 2026 11:03 PM (BJzO2)

128 77 I've got a tub of chocolate covered peanuts and tub of dark chocolate banana chips. What to do. What to do.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2026 10:34 PM (WY+aP)
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Well that depends... do you feel like a fancy-shmancy monkey or an upscale elephant?

Posted by: 496 at October 31, 2026 11:04 PM (8a4rF)

129 121 Anyway, one of my campaign volunteers decided to put an AirTag inside one of our signs and waited to see what happened. The sign disappeared on Wednesday. The AirTag traced its location to...my opponent's property. Let's just say that hilarity ensued from there:

The article says she is trying to claim they were on public property and therefore she was allowed to remove them.

I suggest you save the full air pod data on that sign if she tries to argue this in court

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2026 11:01 PM (sKqQm)

Sixth-degree larceny...a misdemeanor, perhaps?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 11:04 PM (l3cgK)

130 Hey Some Rat, poison aside how are you?

Thanks JQ, that will taste good with a bag of peanut M&Ms.

Darrell Harris do you have any last minute campaign events this weekend?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2026 11:05 PM (ibDUx)

131 Howdy, DDS! You're here early tonight.

Posted by: Doof at October 31, 2026 11:06 PM (QMAsf)

132 That's a recipe for fraud. They know it. But we allow it. Why?

Is PBS still receiving taxpayer money?
Posted by: Crusader

The good guys have tried. Oddly enough, nobody seems to have "standing".
----

Oddly enough, judges don't actually live at their court "houses". Apparently they all travel to another place and spend their off-hours primarily at that location.

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 11:06 PM (Cjcf6)

133 https://tinyurl.com/2ty7dj72
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2026 10
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That is fantastic!

Posted by: 496 at October 31, 2026 11:07 PM (8a4rF)

134 Campaign Update Time:
****

A direct hit below the waterline.👏 👍

Posted by: clarence at October 31, 2026 11:08 PM (Imcic)

135 Also I'd be all over those deviled eggs.

Posted by: 496 at October 31, 2026 11:08 PM (8a4rF)

136 Hey Some Rat, poison aside how are you?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Doing better, granddaughter wanted me to join the family. I was supposed to go as either Stephen Hawkins or Lt. Dan. however these types of things require more than 24 hr. notice. (laughing emoji here)


Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 31, 2026 11:09 PM (BJzO2)

137 A self-inflicted October surprise, the most entertaining kind. I hope it gets enough traction to make a difference.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2026 11:00 PM (vTZFs)

I'm just sorry it didn't get her thrown in jail until the trial. Throw a wrench into her politicking.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2026 11:02 PM (qx7Zg)

This actually points out the big problem with Early Voting. A significant percentage of the voting public has weighed in before this information came to light. Once they vote in-person, they can't vote again. Absentee ballots, however, give you the opportunity to change your mind.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2026 11:10 PM (9TOMd)

138 Nearly zero trick or treaters here this evening at casa BFD. Kind of sad.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2026 10:41 PM (ceJ0R)


Howdy, Mr. Deal!

Posted by: Doof at October 31, 2026 11:11 PM (QMAsf)

139 >>Also I'd be all over those deviled eggs

Gross. That's why nobody is eating them.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2026 11:12 PM (viF8m)

140 Had almost no kids. So my crawlspaces will go very hungry this year.

Posted by: moreweenthanhallow at October 31, 2026 11:12 PM (kJykj)

141 I saw in the coffee thread that MisHum is stepping away from the blog.

Who's going to threaten us now with Yoko Ono mystery clicks?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2026 11:13 PM (qx7Zg)

142 Doing better, granddaughter wanted me to join the family. I was supposed to go as either Stephen Hawkins or Lt. Dan. however these types of things require more than 24 hr. notice. (laughing emoji here)
Posted by: Some Rat Poison

Idea for next year:
Save boxes and get some black spray paint, build a "cabinet" for your wheelchair. Cut hole to mount a light and add battery holder & a switch you can operate from inside... Grow out a stubbly beard and do some "scars" with makeup...

Captain Pike!

Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2026 11:14 PM (rdVOm)

143 Darrell Harris do you have any last minute campaign events this weekend?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2026 11:05 PM (ibDUx)

I'm still the underdog. Many people have already early voted, and I presume most of those are Dems. I've focused most of the last few days on Weston, as this is a very affluent town that is going to see a huge increase in property taxes if nothing is done in Hartford in the next couple of years. That town is going to determine whether I win on Tuesday, and it's quite blue. There is an issue that has come up that I'm going all-in on trying to defeat, even though it's a Dem-backed election item. It's the right thing to do, and if I'm going to lose, I'm going down fighting for what's right for the town, rather than for the Dems in power there. It's a big risk, but at this point I've got nothing to lose. I'll be at Weston Center tomorrow morning with the Weston Republicans trying to convince people to vote for me (and against the resolution). Prayers needed.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2026 11:15 PM (9TOMd)

144 Gross. That's why nobody is eating them.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2026 11:12 PM (viF8m)
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Made me laugh

Posted by: 496 at October 31, 2026 11:16 PM (GAp07)

145 We got 27 little urchins here. Very impressive given there were no houses with visible decorations. I posted up in the driveway with a box of treats. Groups of 3-4 came by with their parents. Nice families. This was my second Halloween here, and this year's turnout even convinced Little that we'll need to decorate for next year..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 31, 2026 11:17 PM (08OqX)

146 Anyway, one of my campaign volunteers decided to put an AirTag inside one of our signs and waited to see what happened. The sign disappeared on Wednesday. The AirTag traced its location to...my opponent's property. Let's just say that hilarity ensued from there:

Wow! That's pretty exciting. Hope it helps your campaign.

Posted by: Iris at October 31, 2026 11:17 PM (286+n)

147 Three groups of three kids each. At least they weren't late teenagers. Too much candy left. (especially the stuff I don't want)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 31, 2026 11:19 PM (1Ff7Z)

148 Deviled eggs are an acquired taste.

I spent more than 40 years just knowing that I would hate them.

And then I discovered that they are...

"edible".

There's a whole lot of effort involved in prepping something that is merely "edible".

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 11:21 PM (Cjcf6)

149 But I say
that the women of today
smarter than the manna in ev'ry way

THAT'S RIGHT!

Posted by: ghost of Harry Belafonte at October 31, 2026 11:21 PM (w6EFb)

150 Good luck, Darrell.

Hey Doof, I am here early, scrubbed and rinsed the tile floor and now I am stuck here until it dries.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2026 11:21 PM (ibDUx)

151 https://tinyurl.com/2ty7dj72
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2026 10

She seems nice..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 31, 2026 11:22 PM (08OqX)

152 Captain Pike!
Posted by: JQ

Ha! I like it! However I am REALLY planning on being free of this thing by spring.....

Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 31, 2026 11:22 PM (BJzO2)

153
Darrell Harris do you have any last minute campaign events this weekend?

He's gonna turn that plane right around.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2026 11:22 PM (Cqx++)

154 Ohio State is like my team, they need to buy better players.😠

Posted by: Case at October 31, 2026 11:22 PM (fzmBj)

155 >>Made me laugh

Does anybody remember laughter?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2026 11:23 PM (viF8m)

156 https://tinyurl.com/2ty7dj72
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2026

If her haircut has not persuaded voters that she lacks the judgment required for office, nothing will.

Posted by: bitch looks like sluggo at October 31, 2026 11:25 PM (Cs5x9)

157 No two people make deviled eggs the same way.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2026 11:25 PM (Cqx++)

158 Angel Reese still has zero WNBA titles.

She has no class as well, but we knew that already.

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 11:26 PM (Cjcf6)

159 Does anybody remember laughter?
Posted by: JackStraw

The right side of the spectrum seems to have a much better sense of humor...

Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 31, 2026 11:26 PM (BJzO2)

160 re:Bloody Mary syringes. There was a bar called the Test Tube Factory, King's Cross Sydney Australia back in the 90s. ALL drinks came in either a test tube or syringes. Staff was dressed as sexy nurses and would wander around with racks of test tubes and syringes. They would also administer the syringes. You got hammered FAST!

Posted by: Stacy0311 at October 31, 2026 11:26 PM (etlz2)

161 I am REALLY planning on being free of this thing by spring.....
Posted by: Some Rat Poison

Prayers up, that you *will* be free of it!

Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2026 11:26 PM (rdVOm)

162 >>Deviled eggs are an acquired taste.

Pfft. I acquired it at an early age.

I would take down Paul Newman in his prime at deviled egg eating.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2026 11:27 PM (viF8m)

163 What am I going to do with all these leftover Circus Peanuts?

Posted by: Don't Be Jealous at October 31, 2026 10:47 PM (vFcoN)

The same thing I do with leftover Candy Corn...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 11:00 PM (l3cgK)

Save them for next year. They don't have a shelf life. They have half-lives...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 31, 2026 11:27 PM (08OqX)

164
The variation in deviled eggs is indeed wide and deep. Some of the store bought ones are either bland or too funky. Miley stumbled on a really good recipe. And my mother had one that was pretty good as well. But the two are quite different.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 31, 2026 11:28 PM (w6EFb)

165 Does anybody remember laughter?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2026 11:23 PM (viF8m)


Nice live Zep reference

Posted by: Doof at October 31, 2026 11:28 PM (QMAsf)

166 https://tinyurl.com/2ty7dj72
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2026

If her haircut has not persuaded voters that she lacks the judgment required for office, nothing will.

Posted by: bitch looks like sluggo at October 31, 2026 11:25 PM (Cs5x9)

She needs this punk's hair!

https://youtu.be/Zf5iwGZNY_Q

Or

https://youtu.be/Vft6VMhFMPk

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2026 11:28 PM (qx7Zg)

167 Deviled eggs = good! Need a strong mustard base to the yolk blend. Not too many veg's in there, please!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 31, 2026 11:28 PM (47diA)

168 No two people make deviled eggs the same way.
----

Do any of the ways that people make them end with a product that is better than...sausage patties, scrambled eggs, fried bacon, tater tots, etc?

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 11:28 PM (Cjcf6)

169 Oooo... deviled eggs. Hubby loves them! I should make some tonight. Been awhile and I need something to take to him for lunch tomorrow.

Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2026 11:29 PM (rdVOm)

170 >>Does anybody remember laughter?

We will know Tuesday night.

Posted by: Case at October 31, 2026 11:29 PM (fzmBj)

171 Syringes reminded me of that Colbert creep.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2026 11:29 PM (Cqx++)

172 Posted by: Doof at October 31, 2026 11:11 PM

Howdy right back at ya!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2026 11:29 PM (ceJ0R)

173 We had to hide deviled eggs from our youngest. He could eat a LOT of them pretty quickly!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 31, 2026 11:30 PM (47diA)

174 Ugh. I can't get a deviled egg anywhere near my piehole without my gag reflex kicking in.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2026 11:31 PM (ceJ0R)

175 Mmmm spicy deviled eggs with a slice of jalapeno on top... so good.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 31, 2026 11:31 PM (ftFVW)

176 >>We will know Tuesday night.

No matter what happens on Tuesday we will keep on keeping on. We're going to leave this place better than we found it. Cause that's what we do.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2026 11:31 PM (viF8m)

177
I'm looking forward to MeTV tonight. The extra hour means I get two episodes of Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea tonight, and two season 1 episodes at that.

Boy my life is really exciting!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 31, 2026 11:32 PM (w6EFb)

178 Evening, folk,

We watched the 1999 version of Sleepy Hollow w/ Johnny Depp and Christina Ricci tonight. Quite good; I doubt it resembles the original short story very much, but still, entertaining, with a thread of rationality running through the supernatural horror.

Most of my clocks and watches are already set back. The car, the "atomic" clock that needs to seek out WWV, and my two sport watches are still on CDT. I'm not too worried about the sport watches; I mainly use them as stopwatches for workouts. I'll get to them tomorrow, along with the new little radio with the clock display. Since it does not have a date feature, I doubt it knows to set itself back.

The GMT watch is now on CST, but I need to reset the GMT hand. GMT does not change with Saving Time or Standard Time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2026 11:32 PM (wzUl9)

179 Great goodbye from muldoon
We will all miss Mis Hum
burma-shave

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at October 31, 2026 11:32 PM (Ydd86)

180 150 Good luck, Darrell.

From me too!!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 31, 2026 11:32 PM (Sco7b)

181 We will all miss Mis Hum


Wait! He didn't join Piper, did he?

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 31, 2026 11:33 PM (47diA)

182 163 What am I going to do with all these leftover Circus Peanuts?

Posted by: Don't Be Jealous at October 31, 2026 10:47 PM (vFcoN)

The same thing I do with leftover Candy Corn...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 11:00 PM (l3cgK)

Save them for next year. They don't have a shelf life. They have half-lives...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 31, 2026 11:27 PM (08OqX)

For my BIL's marriage, we (wife and I) made "gifts" for the guests consisting of 8 Hershey's Kisses (8 is close to the word for wealth/prosperity in Cantonese) tied up in tule with a ribbon congratulating their marriage, but for some reason he dropped off all the unused ones in a box with us.
So I gave them away one year for Halloween...the the next year, when one of the kids said, "Oh, the GOOD ones again this year."
Suffice it to say, we didn't give away any more the third year...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 11:35 PM (l3cgK)

183 Happy *FULL* retirement, to MisHum!

Thanks for all those fantastic ONTs!

Stop by in the comments once in a while, will ya?

Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2026 11:35 PM (rdVOm)

184 167 Deviled eggs = good! Need a strong mustard base to the yolk blend. Not too many veg's in there, please!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 31, 2026 11:28 PM (47diA)

Who puts vegs in their deviled eggs?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 11:36 PM (l3cgK)

185 Mis Hum, end of an era...sigh

Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 31, 2026 11:36 PM (BJzO2)

186 Who puts vegs in their deviled eggs?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 11:36 PM (l3cgK)

Probably the same sick freaks who put nuts in cookies.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 31, 2026 11:37 PM (1Ff7Z)

187
I am going to miss MisHum's music selections.

Posted by: four seasons at October 31, 2026 11:37 PM (/QHx4)

188 So...reading up on Dictator Tusk I see a lot of people are accusing him of being a German lackey and...he's actually part German. If he was full German his grandparents would have been kicked out...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2026 11:37 PM (sKqQm)

189 Who puts vegs in their deviled eggs?...

Tiny bits of onion, pickles, etc often appear in some recipes.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 31, 2026 11:38 PM (47diA)

190 Good evening and happy halloween morons и слава двоим!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2026 11:38 PM (RIvkX)

191 >>>The sign disappeared on Wednesday. The AirTag traced its location to...my opponent's property. Let's just say that hilarity ensued from there:

https://tinyurl.com/2ty7dj72

Posted by: Darrell Harris
---

Once more, Democrats prove themselves liars and thieves.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2026 11:38 PM (WY+aP)

192 189 Who puts vegs in their deviled eggs?...

Tiny bits of onion, pickles, etc often appear in some recipes.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 31, 2026 11:38 PM (47diA)

But no carrots, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 11:41 PM (l3cgK)

193 I hope everyone had a Happy (woof baying at the moon)oween.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2026 11:42 PM (qx7Zg)

194 I put a small amount of sweet pickle relish in deviled eggs, or just sweet pickle juice. That's how Mom did it, and we all liked them.

Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2026 11:42 PM (rdVOm)

195 186 Who puts vegs in their deviled eggs?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 11:36 PM (l3cgK)

Probably the same sick freaks who put nuts in cookies.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 31, 2026 11:37 PM (1Ff7Z)

Punchline: "Then you probably don't want to know how the donuts are made."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 11:42 PM (l3cgK)

196 @184. Who puts veg's in their deviled eggs?- Jim

Sounds like something Piper would do.

Posted by: Case at October 31, 2026 11:42 PM (fzmBj)

197 Has anyone asked Grok what happened in Poland today?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2026 11:44 PM (WY+aP)

198 I'm looking forward to MeTV tonight. The extra hour means I get two episodes of Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea tonight, and two season 1 episodes at that.
----

"Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea" was a great show! I'll likely be watching it with you on MeTV tonight. The problem I'm running into is that my local MeTV channel keeps running *garbage" programming of "Svengoolie". And it sucks. And I mean it *really* sucks. At least Elvira was hot to look at, something that seems to have never needed. God bless anyone who was desperate enough to think that was good programming.

I keep asking the same question these days: Are there no standards these days?

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 11:45 PM (Cjcf6)

199 >> So...reading up on Dictator Tusk I see a lot of people are accusing him of being a German lackey and...he's actually part German. If he was full German his grandparents would have been kicked out...

Does it strike you as a bit odd that Poland and Germany, along with the rest of the EU, Brazil, Australia and if we don't watch our 6, here, are all going through this spontaneous meltdown of students who want better school supplies?

Getting kind of hard to ignore the obvious. Like it or not we're in a war. Free people vs tyranny. Been coming for a long time. And now it's here.

We aren't immune. We're just the ultimate target and the clock is ticking.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2026 11:45 PM (viF8m)

200 No carrots!!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 31, 2026 11:46 PM (47diA)

201 157 No two people make deviled eggs the same way.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 31, 2026 11:25 PM (Cqx++)

and like tuna salad, there is right way and a wrong way...

Posted by: sal at October 31, 2026 11:46 PM (f+FmA)

202 Gotta get some sleep to make the time changeover. Could be exhausting. Thanks for the time, horde!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 31, 2026 11:48 PM (47diA)

203 Getting kind of hard to ignore the obvious. Like it or not we're in a war. Free people vs tyranny. Been coming for a long time. And now it's here.

We aren't immune. We're just the ultimate target and the clock is ticking.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2026 11:45 PM (viF8m)
=====

Which side is the government on?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2026 11:49 PM (RIvkX)

204 >> Gotta get some sleep to make the time changeover.

BUt you get an extra hour this time around.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 31, 2026 11:49 PM (w6EFb)

205
Saturday night sci-fi on MeTV is basically Irwin Allen night.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 31, 2026 11:51 PM (w6EFb)

206 Getting kind of hard to ignore the obvious. Like it or not we're in a war. Free people vs tyranny. Been coming for a long time. And now it's here.

Agreed. I was fairly confident that I would finish the back nine of life before I would see this but I now have my doubts.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2026 11:51 PM (ceJ0R)

207 As is traditional here at Villa Gorilla, Halloween evening saw sudden pouring rain and plunging temperatures.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 31, 2026 11:51 PM (VYHjw)

208 Who puts vegs in their deviled eggs?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 31, 2026 11:36 PM (l3cgK)

Probably the same sick freaks who put nuts in cookies.
----

Any of you who think that double chocolate cookies which contain BOTH chocolate cookie dough and chocolate chips somehow become *contaminated* by pecans or walnuts...are just wussies.

You're not "allergic". Entire generations ate peanuts in all of their varieties, with no adversity. Get over your special snowflake beliefs.

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 11:52 PM (Cjcf6)

209 It seems odd that both Elissa Slotkin and Barack Obama both visited Poland recently.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2026 11:52 PM (ibDUx)

210 Top 10ish Comments of the Week

Two hits, and two that I thought were worth it. I must be aligning with CoB thinking.

Hordemind is real.

Posted by: mikeski at October 31, 2026 11:53 PM (VHUov)

211 Tweet on travel:

My husband and I are going on a cross country road trip. I'm in charge of snacks and entertainment. He's in charge of
"driving straight through" and
"beating the GPS time".
Clearly we both know our strengths in this relationship.

>>>>> Nothing hits harder than when you beat the GPS estimate

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2026 11:53 PM (qx7Zg)

212
My Casio "atomic" watch, which syncs to the WWVB signal has a little bug, well "feature". There are two bits in the data frame that deal with DST. One is the "pending bit", and the other is the "change occured" bit.

To save money, the receiver logic just changes immediately when it sees the pending bit change, and not do the proper wait until 2AM local.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 31, 2026 11:53 PM (w6EFb)

213 Try chopped, smoked almonds in chocolate chip cookies. Sweet & salty delight!

Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2026 11:53 PM (rdVOm)

214 DDG Search Assist

Protests erupted in Poland today as the government suspended two senior justices and brought criminal charges against them, leading to a standoff involving police at the Constitutional Tribunal. This situation has escalated tensions surrounding the independence of the judiciary in the country
---
Interesting. The protests last night were against Tusk. The EU must have paid for this one.

>>

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2026 11:54 PM (WY+aP)

215 Happy Halloween, Horde!

I gave out the requisite 13 bags of various candy bars.

Muahahahahaha!

Posted by: mikeski at October 31, 2026 11:55 PM (VHUov)

216 To save money, the receiver logic just changes immediately when it sees the pending bit change, and not do the proper wait until 2AM local.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 31, 2026 11:53 PM (w6EFb)

So it no comprende "pending"?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 31, 2026 11:55 PM (w6EFb)

217 @198. Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea was a great show!

Almost as good as The Time Tunnel !

Posted by: Case at October 31, 2026 11:55 PM (fzmBj)

218 It seems odd that both Elissa Slotkin and Barack Obama both visited Poland recently.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

And the Brits are "advising" it's citizens to stockpile food.

Posted by: Some Rat Poison at October 31, 2026 11:55 PM (BJzO2)

219 111 Campaign Update Time:

What a day. I mentioned a few days ago that I had a bunch of my signs taken off yards and replaced with signs by my opponent. Quite frustrating.

Anyway, one of my campaign volunteers decided to put an AirTag inside one of our signs and waited to see what happened. The sign disappeared on Wednesday. The AirTag traced its location to...my opponent's property. Let's just say that hilarity ensued from there:

https://tinyurl.com/2ty7dj72
Posted by: Darrell Harris



LoL!! Your opponent looks lovley. Like a bouncer in a lesbian bar.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 31, 2026 11:55 PM (pLaQB)

220
Eliminating leap seconds is going to break a field of the Ft. Collins WWVB signal, specifically the DUT1 field, which gives the difference between UT1( basically, the modern version of GMT, mean solar time over the prime meridian) and UTC to a resolution of 0.1s.

It can encode more than +/- 0.9s. So, when DUT1 does increase to 1s, that will be broken. They'll have to do something. I don't know of too many consumer devices that pay any attention to DUT1 but some things did.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 31, 2026 11:56 PM (w6EFb)

221 =====

Which side is the government on?

Posted by: San Franpsycho
---

Which government?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2026 11:56 PM (WY+aP)

222 191 >>>The sign disappeared on Wednesday. The AirTag traced its location to...my opponent's property. Let's just say that hilarity ensued from there:

https://tinyurl.com/2ty7dj72

Posted by: Darrell Harris
---

Once more, Democrats prove themselves liars and thieves.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2026 11:38 PM (WY+aP)

They just can't help themselves. Good for you, Darrel Harris. Sometimes just putting pressure on an opponent is enough to force them into stupid mistakes.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 31, 2026 11:57 PM (r7+Q7)

223 It seems odd that both Elissa Slotkin and Barack Obama both visited Poland recently.
----

Golly, they both share a love of totalitarian governments and cock...other than that, I have nothing.

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 11:57 PM (Cjcf6)

224 >>Agreed. I was fairly confident that I would finish the back nine of life before I would see this but I now have my doubts.

Me too. But this is the hand we've been dealt and I'll be damned if I will let these actual fascists, and I know what the world means, stomp on this country without doing what I can even if it's just being an annoying bell ringer.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2026 11:57 PM (viF8m)

225 No one is coming down our long dark driveway in hopes of scoring Halloween candy.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 31, 2026 11:58 PM (w6EFb)

226 >>>State representative Anne Hughes was arrested on Friday after several stolen political signs were located on property owned by Hughes, according to police.
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ROLOL !!!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2026 11:58 PM (WY+aP)

227 And the Brits are "advising" it's citizens to stockpile food.
----

Which Brits?

Those who belong there?

Or the imported *rapists*?

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 11:59 PM (Cjcf6)

228 And the Brits are "advising" it's citizens to stockpile food.
----

Which Brits?

Those who belong there?

Or the imported *rapists*?
Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2026 11:59 PM (Cjcf6)

How are you classifying those who brought the second group in?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2026 12:00 AM (qx7Zg)

229 This is the last "October Night," so enjoy some Oktobernatt.

....covering MGMT, but totally making it their own.

https://youtu.be/didMaZwUcII

Posted by: also, boobs. at November 01, 2026 12:01 AM (VHUov)

230 >>And the Brits are "advising" it's citizens to stockpile food.

It's not just the Brits. It's happening around the world.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2026 12:01 AM (viF8m)

231 https://tinyurl.com/2ty7dj72
Posted by: Darrell Harris
====

This is so. awesome.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 01, 2026 12:01 AM (RIvkX)

232
And that's a wrap for Oct, here in Eastern Time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 01, 2026 12:02 AM (w6EFb)

233 With all the crap in Brazil's elections, I wonder if the people pulling the strings have realized that their just another BRICS in a wall - one that's about to collapse?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2026 12:03 AM (qx7Zg)

234 Getting kind of hard to ignore the obvious. Like it or not we're in a war. Free people vs tyranny. Been coming for a long time. And now it's here.

We aren't immune. We're just the ultimate target and the clock is ticking.


No doubt.

I wish people paid enough attention to look at the stolen election in Brazil and this coup in Poland and considered what it means before going to the ballot box.

If you want a bigger social net then the Republicans are hell even more immigration, you can always vote R this time around and vote D in the future when the Democrats stop being fascists. But if the D's acquire enough power you won't get an election that matters again...ever.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2026 12:03 AM (sKqQm)

235 Those who belong there?

Or the imported *rapists*?
Posted by: Crusader

Yeah, probably would have helped had they suggested canned hams.

Posted by: Some Rat Poison at November 01, 2026 12:03 AM (BJzO2)

236 This is the last "October Night," so enjoy some Oktobernatt.

....covering MGMT, but totally making it their own.

https://youtu.be/didMaZwUcII


The female singer doesn't look great in the nylon see-thru top but the male drummer in his own looks a lot worse...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2026 12:05 AM (sKqQm)

237 Which government?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 31, 2026 11:56 PM (WY+aP)
=====

The Government.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 01, 2026 12:06 AM (RIvkX)

238 Yeah, after 9 p.m. here in Sandy Eggo and no kiddies again this year.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 01, 2026 12:07 AM (l3cgK)

239 but the male drummer in his own looks a lot worse...
Posted by: 18-1


Yeah, it's hard to find a current band who doesn't have a bunch of lefty tendencies. Great music, but I could do without the male drummer in a lace top & lipstick.

Posted by: mikeski at November 01, 2026 12:07 AM (VHUov)

240 Lutz and the German thing is a ruse.
The only German connection is the
connection to the EU, his sponsor.

Oh, and, fuck Brazil.
Fuck Britain, Spain and Germany too.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2026 12:09 AM (WY+aP)

241 Last of the trick or treaters are gone.
Sigh.
I'm off to bed.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2026 12:10 AM (2WIwB)

242 =====

The Government.

Posted by: San Franpsycho
---

The shadow government?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2026 12:10 AM (WY+aP)

243
And the Brits are "advising" it's citizens to stockpile food.
Posted by: Some Rat Poison


Two weeks to flatten the curve.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2026 12:10 AM (Cqx++)

244 2 times a year I work 12 hour mids that aren't 12 hours. Tonight, it will be 13. In the spring, when the clocks go the hour the other way, it will be 11 hours. I just want dayshift to come in on time.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 01, 2026 12:10 AM (pLaQB)

245
And like clock work, the watch immediately jumped back to 11:00 at midnight. It starts trying to sync at midnight every day, and will try 3 times on the hour. Signal was good, and it immediately jumps when it sees the pending bit.

The pending bit is set on the UTC date of the changeover. So that means it would have been set at 8PM tonight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 01, 2026 12:11 AM (w6EFb)

246 Could be nothing. But why are so many countries urging their citizens to be prepared at the same time?

You know, the time when communists are stealing elections around the world.

Maybe pick up a couple bottles of water and some canned food just in case. It's not like it will go bad.

https://tinyurl.com/3d4jkjfk

Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2026 12:13 AM (viF8m)

247 236 This is the last "October Night," so enjoy some Oktobernatt.

....covering MGMT, but totally making it their own.
---

Who recommended that? She checks off all the boxes: sleeves over her hands, tattoos, nose ring; I could go on but it was necessary to X it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2026 12:14 AM (WY+aP)

248 Here's one for you: of all the people who have an appearance credit in ST:TOS, who's still alive?

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 01, 2026 12:14 AM (Fv808)

249 Anyway, one of my campaign volunteers decided to put an AirTag inside one of our signs and waited to see what happened. The sign disappeared on Wednesday. The AirTag traced its location to...my opponent's property. Let's just say that hilarity ensued from there:

https://tinyurl.com/2ty7dj72

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2026 10
-

Two quotes, both non-apology apologies:

"Yesterday I removed lawn signs that shouldn’t have been on public property. I apologize for removing them rather than contacting the police or my opponent’s campaign to remove them, and I take full responsibility and accountability for my actions. Campaigns should be about issues and differences of ideas, not yard signs. I apologize for the distraction, and am committed to having civil discourse with my opponent for the duration of this campaign season."

And...

"The Easton Democratic Town Committee does not condone Representative Anne Hughes' actions."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 01, 2026 12:15 AM (bZzMF)

250 Those who belong there?

Or the imported *rapists*?
Posted by: Crusader

Yeah, probably would have helped had they suggested canned hams.
----

That would have been a good move.

Posted by: Crusader at November 01, 2026 12:15 AM (Cjcf6)

251 The Democrats, Socialist, Commies, will trash our Constitution if they get the power to. We saw the early signs when Biden was in office.

Posted by: Case at November 01, 2026 12:17 AM (fzmBj)

252 Who recommended that?
Posted by: Braenyard


My apologies, then. I thought her vocal delivery was worth it.

Posted by: mikeski, bowing and scraping at November 01, 2026 12:19 AM (VHUov)

253 >> The Democrats, Socialist, Commies, will trash our Constitution if they get the power to.

But... Trump said *pussy*!!!

Posted by: JQ at November 01, 2026 12:20 AM (rdVOm)

254 The Democrats, Socialist, Commies, will trash our Constitution if they get the power to. We saw the early signs when Biden was in office.
Posted by: Case

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you fdr.

Posted by: Some Rat Poison at November 01, 2026 12:21 AM (BJzO2)

255 Here's one for you: of all the people who have an appearance credit in ST:TOS, who's still alive?
----

The two that matter most are Kirk and Sulu.

Captain Sulu was considered for a movie or television series after the 6th Star Trek movie. He was great in that role, and gave no hint that he was...fruity.

Posted by: Crusader at November 01, 2026 12:22 AM (Cjcf6)

256 The Democrats, Socialist, Commies, will trash our Constitution if they get the power to. We saw the early signs when Biden was in office.

Posted by: Case at November 01, 2026 12:17 AM (fzmBj)
-

Tusk's plan:

https://tinyurl.com/2rerayhv

Next up: Hungary.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 01, 2026 12:22 AM (bZzMF)

257 But... Trump said *pussy*!!!
Posted by: JQ

And had the audacity to call shitholes, shitholes.

Posted by: Some Rat Poison at November 01, 2026 12:23 AM (BJzO2)

258
It should be Rear Admiral Sulu. And lower half, a bottom Rear Admiral.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 01, 2026 12:25 AM (w6EFb)

259 But... Trump said *pussy*!!!
Posted by: JQ

So did Mrs. Slocumbe.

https://youtu.be/d-i523Gie9Q

(Are You Being Served?)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2026 12:25 AM (qx7Zg)

260 But... Trump said *pussy*!!!
Posted by: JQ

So did Mrs. Slocumbe.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


At least once per episode, I think.

Posted by: mikeski is free at November 01, 2026 12:26 AM (VHUov)

261 My apologies, then. I thought her vocal delivery was worth it.

Posted by: mikeski,
---

It was rhetorical. No intent to call out.
Absolutely no apologies necessary.
It was directed at her; I should have been
more careful with the language.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2026 12:26 AM (WY+aP)

262 I keep a pantry, full of various canned foods and packaged mixes. Bottled water. (because it's easier that way, to keep track of how much water I drink plus the tap water tastes bad.) Also have a small deep-freeze, for when I find a particularly good price on meat or whatever... and room for homemade goodies that are a PITA to make, so do in large batches.

Not a "prepper"-- just making my dollars stretch as far as possible.

Posted by: JQ at November 01, 2026 12:27 AM (rdVOm)

263 I've never seen any of the classical horror movies (unless you count Arachnophobia; my wife says that is a horror movie). Any recommendations?

Posted by: frammish at November 01, 2026 12:27 AM (rcENI)

264 Maybe pick up a couple bottles of water and some canned food just in case. It's not like it will go bad.

https://tinyurl.com/3d4jkjfk

Posted by: JackStraw
---

If anything it's the kingmaker's themselves scaring up the public.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2026 12:28 AM (WY+aP)

265 It's happening all around the world at the exact same time.

Globalists had a plan. Trump, and those of us who supported him, fucked it up. Elon played a crucial role in it by giving us back our voice. And now they are a cornered rat lashing out.

You can believe it or not but it's happening right before our eyes. Gloves are off. Act accordingly.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2026 12:28 AM (viF8m)

266 A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Posted by: polynikes at November 01, 2026 12:28 AM (KC5Lt)

267 The Democrats, Socialist, Commies, will trash our Constitution if they get the power to. We saw the early signs when Biden was in office.

Posted by: Case at November 01, 2026 12:17 AM (fzmBj)
-

One of many attempts uncovered. Read every word:

https://tinyurl.com/yuzdu2nj

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 01, 2026 12:29 AM (bZzMF)

268 Ryan Long has a skit where he says he ate too much and he has the "itis" and his female companion asks to explain it and he can't because its apparently racist.

So I google what a politically correct way to say it is, and it went with, "postprandial somnolence" which just...rolls off the tongue

Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2026 12:30 AM (sKqQm)

269 But... Trump said *pussy*!!!
Posted by: JQ

Two guys walked into a bar, the third guy went under it.

Posted by: Some Rat Poison at November 01, 2026 12:31 AM (BJzO2)

270 https://tinyurl.com/2ty7dj72
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2026

If her haircut has not persuaded voters that she lacks the judgment required for office, nothing will.

Posted by: bitch looks like sluggo at October 31, 2026 11:25 PM (Cs5x9)

That is one tough-looking road apple. Built to burn Diesel, I figure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2026 12:31 AM (0kX4S)

271 It was rhetorical. No intent to call out.
Absolutely no apologies necessary.
It was directed at her; I should have been
more careful with the language.
Posted by: Braenyard


* nods *

I get it.

"She's a one. She's also an example of Rule Number One."

Posted by: mikeski would, with his club name at November 01, 2026 12:32 AM (VHUov)

272
Interesting: The oldest still living actor who appeared in TOS is David Frankham, who turned 100 in Feb. He played Larry Marvick in the "Is There in Truth No Beauty?

Diana Muldaur was in that episode.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 01, 2026 12:33 AM (w6EFb)

273
And Diana Muldaur is still alive at 88.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 01, 2026 12:33 AM (w6EFb)

274 I don't do Halloween but I think you morons missed a costume:

https://tinyurl.com/mrx77ft8

Context plus well-deserved Community Note:

https://tinyurl.com/39yxxy5t

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 01, 2026 12:34 AM (bZzMF)

275 The Democrats, Socialist, Commies, will trash our Constitution if they get the power to. We saw the early signs when Biden was in office.
Posted by: Case
---

True. We saw a HUGE dose of that under whatever meglamaniacs ran the "Weekend at Bernie's" presidency.

There's at least 50 million voters that should owe us all an apology. Biden was brain-dead. "His" policy positions were awful for anyone who worked a 9-5 job.

Anyone who spent all day sleeping and NOT working probably thought whatever this brain-dead said was...boring...that walking corpse had ZERO personality. But those lazy whores and assholes and middle-aged white women gave that *puppet* the white house. Along with a massive amount of fraud.

Posted by: Crusader at November 01, 2026 12:34 AM (Cjcf6)

276 248 Here's one for you: of all the people who have an appearance credit in ST:TOS, who's still alive?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 01, 2026 12:14 AM (Fv80

I can think of three more:

Clint Howard (Ron Howard's brother) - the strange-toothed alien in The Corbomite Maneuver
Joan Collins - The City on the Edge of Forever (long considered one of the best TOS episodes ever)
Mariette Hartley - the one where Spock fell in love and could have been forced to stay with her forever if he wasn't rescued (I forget the episode name)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 01, 2026 12:35 AM (9TOMd)

277 So I google what a politically correct way to say it is, and it went with, "postprandial somnolence" which just...rolls off the tongue
Posted by: 18-1


I saw Postprandial Somnolence open for King Crimson at First Avenue in '96.

https://youtu.be/Rk2B8pw1dVs

Posted by: mikeski at November 01, 2026 12:36 AM (VHUov)

278 "The two that matter most are Kirk and Sulu."

But those are the easy ones. Take on a challenge once in awhile.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 01, 2026 12:38 AM (Fv808)

279 You can believe it or not but it's happening right before our eyes. Gloves are off. Act accordingly.

Posted by: JackStraw
----

https://youtu.be/99og_g7rXnA&t=16



_i can't help myself

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2026 12:39 AM (WY+aP)

280 Here's one for you: of all the people who have an appearance credit in ST:TOS, who's still alive?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 01, 2026 12:14 AM (Fv80

Off the top of my head?

Barbara Luna - the Captain's Woman, France Nuyen - Elaan of Troyus

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 01, 2026 12:41 AM (1Ff7Z)

281
Wunderground's graph on the station page has 25 hour blocks displayed.

But I'm gonna bet it's still going to screw it up somehow. They've "fixed" this several times each year since I got this station, and never get it right.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 01, 2026 12:44 AM (w6EFb)

282 Is NIchelle Nichols still looking at the grass from the green side?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2026 12:45 AM (0kX4S)

283 Welp, it's official. No trick or treaters this year.

Oh, was I supposed to turn the porch light ON? (/s)

Nah. It's a long, dead-end road with few houses, at the edge of city limits. Not very lucrative for the candy-seekers.

Posted by: JQ at November 01, 2026 12:45 AM (rdVOm)

284 Is NIchelle Nichols still looking at the grass from the green side?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2026 12:45 AM (0kX4S)

Nope. Alzheimers a couple of years ago.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 01, 2026 12:46 AM (1Ff7Z)

285 Is NIchelle Nichols still looking at the grass from the green side?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

No.

Posted by: JQ at November 01, 2026 12:46 AM (rdVOm)

286 Ujico ("Snail's House") doing his version of the "Nightmare Before Christmas" thing.

Which I link to every year, because d'awwwww.

https://youtu.be/UAm3RPqwmq4

Posted by: mikeski at November 01, 2026 12:47 AM (VHUov)

287
There was some sort of nasty fight there at the end with Nichelle due to the dementia over a conservatorship.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 01, 2026 12:48 AM (w6EFb)

288 "The two that matter most are Kirk and Sulu."

But those are the easy ones. Take on a challenge once in awhile.
---

I did. I pointed out the ones that matter.

I didn't bother to google if there was red-shirt still alive, because none of us would really care.

Posted by: Crusader at November 01, 2026 12:48 AM (Cjcf6)

289 Uhura was an awesome character. Skilled technician. Beautiful. Intelligent. Kept a knife in her boot! (Mirror mirror)

Classy.

Posted by: JQ at November 01, 2026 12:49 AM (rdVOm)

290 259 But... Trump said *pussy*!!!
Posted by: JQ

So did Mrs. Slocumbe.

https://youtu.be/d-i523Gie9Q

(Are You Being Served?)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2026 12:25 AM (qx7Zg)

Well, James Bond found out one of ladies he was with had an octopussy...
Would work well with that human from Mars with the triple tits...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 01, 2026 12:49 AM (l3cgK)

291 Nope. Alzheimers a couple of years ago.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 01, 2026 12:46 AM (1Ff7Z)

Awww. Too bad. RIP.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2026 12:49 AM (0kX4S)

292 So the last statement I thought I would heard is teh defense:

"More than 4 in 10 names flagged as possible noncitizen voters in California cannot be found on voter rolls, according to a legal filing."

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2026 12:51 AM (rbvCR)

293 Here's one for you: of all the people who have an appearance credit in ST:TOS, who's still alive?

Finnegan.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 01, 2026 12:51 AM (1Ff7Z)

294 289 Uhura was an awesome character. Skilled technician. Beautiful. Intelligent. Kept a knife in her boot! (Mirror mirror)

Classy.
Posted by: JQ at November 01, 2026 12:49 AM (rdVOm)

Star Trek Strange New Worlds really focuses on her. A lot of TOS secondary characters get a lot of stories.

Uhura, Scotty, Chapel is a hottie.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 01, 2026 12:52 AM (Sco7b)

295 Cmdr. Uhura, Nichelle Nichols, has passed away.

So has Cmdr. Kyle, Winton, back in 2019.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2026 12:52 AM (2GVsD)

296 Here's one for you: of all the people who have an appearance credit in ST:TOS, who's still alive?

The kids from "And the Children Shall Lead?"

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 01, 2026 12:53 AM (1Ff7Z)

297 276 248 Here's one for you: of all the people who have an appearance credit in ST:TOS, who's still alive?
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 01, 2026 12:14 AM (Fv80

I can think of three more:

Clint Howard (Ron Howard's brother) - the strange-toothed alien in The Corbomite Maneuver
Joan Collins - The City on the Edge of Forever (long considered one of the best TOS episodes ever)
Mariette Hartley - the one where Spock fell in love and could have been forced to stay with her forever if he wasn't rescued (I forget the episode name)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 01, 2026 12:35 AM (9TOMd)

I coulda sworn Joan Collins had been dead for quite a few years...I see she is not.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 01, 2026 12:54 AM (l3cgK)

298
Mariette Hartley - the one where Spock fell in love and could have been forced to stay with her forever if he wasn't rescued (I forget the episode name)

==================

I think you're thinking of Jill Ireland, and she's gone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 01, 2026 12:55 AM (mmrXZ)

299 "Joan Collins - The City on the Edge of Forever (long considered one of the best TOS episodes ever)"

Ahhh, Edith Keeler won't die.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 01, 2026 12:55 AM (Fv808)

300 158 Angel Reese still has zero WNBA titles.

She has no class as well, but we knew that already.
Posted by: Crusader

Don't forget about us!

Posted by: Talent and Skill at November 01, 2026 12:56 AM (t19vo)

301
It was Mariette Hartley. Here's the character page at IMDB:
https://t.ly/sJKzb

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 01, 2026 12:57 AM (w6EFb)

302
Zero trick-or-treaters here. The jack-o'-lantern still burns faithfully on the front porch.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 01, 2026 12:57 AM (mmrXZ)

303 I coulda sworn Joan Collins had been dead for quite a few years...I see she is not.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 01, 2026 12:54 AM (l3cgK)


No, that was Joan Crawford.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2026 12:58 AM (rbvCR)

304 Zero trick-or-treaters here. The jack-o'-lantern still burns faithfully on the front porch.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Does it have a long mustache?

Posted by: mikeski at November 01, 2026 12:59 AM (VHUov)

305 At the very bottom, Buckaroo Banzai was a Halloween movie, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2026 12:59 AM (rbvCR)

306
Jill Ireland was in "This Side of Paradise" and was sort of interested in Spock. That was the one where the pollen from the flowers changed them, and Spock became "laid back".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 01, 2026 12:59 AM (w6EFb)

307 Mariette Hartley - the one where Spock fell in love and could have been forced to stay with her forever if he wasn't rescued (I forget the episode name)

==================

I think you're thinking of Jill Ireland, and she's gone.
----

Nope. Mariette Hartley is the actress in question, and still with us.

Posted by: Crusader at November 01, 2026 12:59 AM (Cjcf6)

308 And what time is it?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2026 01:00 AM (rbvCR)

309 Hello, November!

Posted by: Case at November 01, 2026 01:01 AM (fzmBj)

310 OK, I might as well wander off. I forgot that Pixie changes the time zone about 2 am

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2026 01:01 AM (rbvCR)

311 And what time is it?
Posted by: Kindltot


Peanut butter jelly time?

Posted by: mikeski at November 01, 2026 01:01 AM (VHUov)

312 I'm off to bed. Don't forget to reset your coffee pot start time, unless you want to be faced with the horror of having to flip the switch yourself in the morning.

Posted by: PabloD at November 01, 2026 01:01 AM (mXZsC)

313 A final thought for the night:

The fracas in Poland happened because some Poles believed polls taken by other Poles, but those Poles talked to the wrong Poles.

The first group of Poles then found themselves on the high wire without a balance Pole, because they believed the polls that misread what Poles wanted, and what the Polish leadership would do.

Now, they're trying to hide in a pole barn, but they left tracks for the other Poles to follow.

Make sense?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2026 01:02 AM (qx7Zg)

314 That which survives - Lee Merriwether

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2026 01:02 AM (2GVsD)

315 303 I coulda sworn Joan Collins had been dead for quite a few years...I see she is not.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 01, 2026 12:54 AM (l3cgK)

No, that was Joan Crawford.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2026 12:58 AM (rbvCR)

Well, I KNEW Joan Crawford was mort. Almost 50 years now.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 01, 2026 01:02 AM (l3cgK)

316
"This Side of Paradise," Season 1 Episode 24

https://tinyurl.com/bdfufj37

Spock falls in love with Jill Ireland

Huh, he did it twice.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 01, 2026 01:02 AM (mmrXZ)

317 No, with Joan Crawford it's more like the Mandela Effect. I had been sure she died in the late 90's...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 01, 2026 01:03 AM (l3cgK)

318 Now, they're trying to hide in a pole barn, but they left tracks for the other Poles to follow.

Make sense?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2026 01:02 AM (qx7Zg)

Clearly, Tusk and Nawrocki are Poles apart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2026 01:03 AM (0kX4S)

319 I thought Billy Crystal was dead but he was on some late night shows.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 01, 2026 01:04 AM (Sco7b)

320 Elaan of Troyius is still alive

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2026 01:04 AM (2GVsD)

321 So, it's November. Biden's book comes out on the 17th, preorder today!

Posted by: Weakly Reader at November 01, 2026 01:05 AM (vFcoN)

322 321 So, it's November. Biden's book comes out on the 17th, preorder today!
Posted by: Weakly Reader at November 01, 2026 01:05 AM (vFcoN)

My crayons are ready!!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 01, 2026 01:06 AM (Sco7b)

323 Uhura was an awesome character. Skilled technician. Beautiful. Intelligent. Kept a knife in her boot! (Mirror mirror)

Classy.
Posted by: JQ at November 01, 2026 12:49 AM (rdVOm)

Caught an interview, or maybe read about it in a memoir, where she asked MLK if she should quit the show in solidarity with his civil rights movement, and he told her that her character was exactly the portrayal the movement needed. He wasn't wrong.

I got to see her at a Jerry Goldsmith concert at the Pantages theater maybe a decade ago. She was in the audience and they called her out to take a bow. You could tell she was frail then, but she rose gracefully and felt the obvious love from all of us..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 01, 2026 01:06 AM (08OqX)

324 Lord take me downtown, I'm just looking for some Tusk.

Posted by: Nawrocki Top at November 01, 2026 01:07 AM (Fv808)

325 306
Jill Ireland was in "This Side of Paradise" and was sort of interested in Spock. That was the one where the pollen from the flowers changed them, and Spock became "laid back".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 01, 2026 12:59 AM (w6EFb)

I think the reference was to where they were sent back in time ten thousand or so years to the ice age of a planet that was on the verge of being destroyed by their star going nova...and Spock was getting a taste for meat...and the native woman of that planet who had been exiled to that past.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 01, 2026 01:07 AM (l3cgK)

326 Johnny Crawford is dead too.

Posted by: Crawdaddy at November 01, 2026 01:07 AM (vFcoN)

327 Miramannee is still alive, amazing ain't it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2026 01:08 AM (2GVsD)

328 158 Angel Reese still has zero WNBA titles.

She has no class as well, but we knew that already.
Posted by: Crusader

Apparently she has no dictionary either, as she's making layups look impossible and awkward. And fails to consistently bank the ball off the backboard.

layup
noun
(basketball) A close-range shot in which the shooter banks the ball off the backboard from a few feet away.
(colloquial) A relatively easy task.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 01, 2026 01:08 AM (t19vo)

329 Found it. Episode was titled "All Our Yesterdays".

https://tinyurl.com/5fxeakvd

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 01, 2026 01:09 AM (l3cgK)

330 Nope. Mariette Hartley is the actress in question, and still with us.
Posted by: Crusader

Martini-Henry > Mariette Hartley

Posted by: Lt. John Chard at November 01, 2026 01:10 AM (t19vo)

331 Most kids around here don't go trick or treating because it's a rural area. They go to Halloween parties. Every now and then parents may bring their kid or kids by to show off their costumes. But that's about it.

Posted by: Case at November 01, 2026 01:11 AM (fzmBj)

332 Zarabeth, Mariette Hartley, from the third season episode "All Our Yesterdays."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2026 01:11 AM (2GVsD)

333 Lee Meriwether has had Alzheimer's for a couple years. Her daughter Kyle Aletter died of the same disease in 2024, age 64.

Posted by: Celebrity Gossip at November 01, 2026 01:11 AM (vFcoN)

334 Successful layups are in inverse proportion to one's mebound #.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at November 01, 2026 01:11 AM (Fv808)

335 >> Episode was titled "All Our Yesterdays".

Yeah, I posted the IMDB page for her character for that episode above.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 01, 2026 01:11 AM (w6EFb)

336 Internet?

*Holds up copy of Bjo Trimble's Star Trek Concordance 2d edition.*

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2026 01:14 AM (2GVsD)

337 I like this.

It seems against my nature to like something that gets a quarter-million views in a day. I'm losing my hipster cred.

Against the Current - Ashes To Glory
https://youtu.be/FQnFRklAeUE

Posted by: mikeski at November 01, 2026 01:15 AM (VHUov)

338
I remembered something about Mariette Hartley and belly buttons. The censors wouldn't let Roddenberry show her belly button in that episode. Later, he cast her in some role in "Genesis II" and gave her two belly buttons.

The censors did let female belly buttons through in TOS. Evil Universe Uhura and Barbara Luna in the same episode.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 01, 2026 01:15 AM (w6EFb)

339 Mikeski

https://youtu.be/4haW72dgVM8

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 01, 2026 01:16 AM (2GVsD)

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