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The Saturday Morning Coffee Break & Prayer Revival
Good morning boys and girls and everything in between. Before we enter the Prayer Revival just a few housekeeping matters to go over. (Rulz for those of you in Denton.) 1) This is an open thread. Feel free to lurk, opine and/or bloviate. Don't forget to say a prayer or three.
2) Be kind, be nice. Vote early and vote often.
3) Running with sharp objects is really not a good idea.
4) Have a great weekend!!!
AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List Please submit any prayer requests to me, “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks unless we receive an update. Prayer Requests: 9/18 – Random Dave posted an update to his job progress. He is still looking for FT work, but has accepted a substitute teacher position (more flexibility for interviews, some income to slow the bleeding). He asks for prayers that the interview results he is waiting on will get back to him soon, especially if one is the “right job”. If any are “not the right job”, they would fall away soon and get back to him, and that if all of them are “not the right job”, the ‘right job” would show itself aggressively, so he doesn’t miss it! He also thanks the Horde and the folks at church for their prayers and support.
8/14 Update – Random Dave needs continued prayers for his job situation, that God would guide him to the right one soon, and also for prayers for M’s grandmother, who fell the other day and tore a ligament.
10/22 Update – M’s grandmother is healing well. She is mostly mobile now (on crutches), and occasionally has bouts of bad pain. They praise God for the healing and humbly request additional healing. Random Dave reports no real change on his job situation. He continues to pray for God to make the path known as he applies, and periodically deal with “good” interviews that end up going nowhere. 9/18 – Brother Tim posted that he has been overnight in his car more than indoors. He is convinced that his retirement/resignation was a severe error, a result of fatigue and depression. He asks for prayers.
10/17 – Bother Tim posted that he has been in the hospital for 3 weeks. 10/10 – Just Some Guy asked for prayers for his former work colleague, who had a heart attack and stroke. 10/10 – Mile, okravangelist, requested prayers for Mama Publius, for grace and fortitude, and that she passes in her sleep. Mama Publius is in home hospice care.
10/24 Update – Mama Publius passed away this past week. 10/14 – NR Pax requested prayers for a friend, whose husband died on 10/10 after a long illness. 10/17 – Pooky’s Girl posted that she is in the hospital, because Wee Pooky is threatening to come early at 30 weeks.
10/24 Update – Pooky’s Girl’s contractions have been stopped. She is at 31 weeks along, so every week that Wee Pooky stays put is less time in the NICU. For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after four weeks or so unless we receive an update. 2 Corinthians 4:8-9
We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair, persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2026 06:55 AM (3ZBdr)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2026 06:59 AM (3ZBdr)
MisHum, I don't think there are thanks enough for you for everything you've done over the years. I hope that "stepping away" doesn't include not commenting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2026 07:06 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at October 31, 2026 07:06 AM (1w4xE)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 31, 2026 07:06 AM (AMvSw)
Proving Polish judges are as bad as our judges.
Something needs to be done about the judiciary.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 31, 2026 07:10 AM (XV/Pl)
Who made the Hollywood extravaganzas with Esther Williams and a supporting cast of women gamboling about in a swimming pool in choreographed routines that were amazing?
Why didn't they branch out and make similar films, but the lead and her supporters were swimming in a pool of coffee?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2026 07:11 AM (WI4aa)
{grammie}{TiFW}{Some Rat}
mh I have missed your voice at AoS and wish you all the best. May the road rise to meet your feet and the wind remain at your back.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2026 07:12 AM (RIvkX)
Who made the Hollywood extravaganzas with Esther Williams and a supporting cast of women gamboling about in a swimming pool in choreographed routines that were amazing?
Busby Berkeley comes to mind.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2026 07:13 AM (eRlcH)
Seriously...
Posted by: one hour sober at October 31, 2026 07:14 AM (J4Dwc)
Thank you, Mis Hum. I have always enjoyed your work. Best wishes and prayers for you and yours going forward.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2026 07:14 AM (WI4aa)
Seriously...
Posted by: one hour sober at October 31, 2026 07:14 AM (J4Dwc)
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They must mean that other Michigan
Posted by: Elissa Slut-kin at October 31, 2026 07:17 AM (SxOcO)
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Something needs to be done about the judiciary.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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I've been yammering on about that for a while. I have a feeling it's not going to happen unless "unconventional" means are used.
Likely involving the use of lead, at high velocities.
But it most certainly will not be resolved through political means such as "voting." Because the judiciary here is squarely on the left's side.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2026 07:17 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2026 07:18 AM (2GVsD)
Seriously...
Posted by: one hour sober
That's unadulterated crap. Nice fact checkers you've got on board, DM.
Perhaps you meant Texas. But so what? This isn't an equity quest where both sides get a turn because "fair".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2026 07:18 AM (WI4aa)
Posted by: Melissa Slotcunt at October 31, 2026 07:23 AM (0OORa)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2026 07:24 AM (VyBeY)
Thank You
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2026 07:27 AM (8Uo7a)
Making apple pancakes and bacon
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2026 07:27 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Dark Lix at October 31, 2026 07:33 AM (Fv808)
All the best to you and yours.
Lola
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 31, 2026 07:33 AM (NFX2v)
Similar one:
A man fell into an upholstery machine. But don't worry, he's totally recovered.
Posted by: Dan Patterson at October 31, 2026 07:33 AM (9f4mI)
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 31, 2026 07:34 AM (Hbeqj)
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 31, 2026 07:34 AM (Hbeqj)
Proving Polish judges are as bad as our judges.
Something needs to be done about the judiciary.
There you have it.
The correction is not more cartoon togetherness or compromise or prayerful turning of the opposition’s hearts.
There are two sides in that conflict, as there are in most any. The two sides can never live peacefully without agreement on national direction, just as America cannot remain peaceful under multiple ideologies.
Look carefully at domestic separation and see the philosophical cleaving patterned after ancient emotional (female) human failings of spite, envy, jealousy, and rage among others. Is California any different? Is New York?
The US is so far distanced from our origins of freedom and liberty, and independent thinking, that we are propped up on toothpicks.
Posted by: Dan Patterson at October 31, 2026 07:40 AM (9f4mI)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 31, 2026 07:44 AM (kOluj)
We are all going to miss you.
Good luck to you and prayers for the next chapter in your life's journey.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2026 07:44 AM (FZ29D)
Prayers for the Horde and their loved ones in need
1 Polish coup
2 al-Sayed telling the Dem unity people to pound rocks
3 Alaska election fraud
Let's pray that they end up in a correct way for the Free World
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 31, 2026 07:44 AM (f8snw)
MisHum, thanks for running the Prayer thread, you will be missed!
Posted by: RandomDave at October 31, 2026 07:45 AM (aJQbY)
peltola's campaign has denied involvement in the fake candidate and isn't saying a word about anything. Tuesday is the election and we still don't know what the state is going to do about this mess.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2026 07:46 AM (I43vL)
*dons Zoot Suit and Python boots*
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2026 07:46 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2026 07:48 AM (FnERZ)
So glad to have been able to meet you in person at the MoMe.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 31, 2026 07:49 AM (gA/vX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2026 07:49 AM (xz+xK)
Gee, Decoy Dan, one may surmise from you having skipped out that nothing about your "campaign" is on the up and up.
Follow the money, folks. Where has it flowed and where has it pooled?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2026 07:50 AM (WI4aa)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 31, 2026 07:50 AM (f8snw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2026 07:48 AM (FnERZ)
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Grammar Nazi?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2026 07:50 AM (2GVsD)
I despise bullies. I loathe cheaters.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2026 07:51 AM (WI4aa)
" 'blue tsunami' risks turning into a measly ripple"
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2026 07:51 AM (MWfyi)
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Brother Tim, I pray that you will find permanent living accommodations very soon. If I ever win the lottery, I'm buying you a home so you no longer have to struggle with such a basic necessity. I feel for your situation.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 31, 2026 07:51 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Paul at October 31, 2026 07:51 AM (qAxSt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2026 07:52 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 31, 2026 07:52 AM (WI4aa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2026 07:52 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 31, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2026 07:53 AM (FnERZ)
Posted by: Dan Patterson at October 31, 2026 07:40 AM"
But we LIKE cartoon togetherness.
Posted by: Feminized Western societies at October 31, 2026 07:53 AM (gA/vX)
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Unless you take into consideration that you can finish trimming the hedges in half the usual time.
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2026 07:54 AM (qgHp7)
Of course they would. There is never a penalty for a Democrat to lie.
Hypothetically if they tell the truth: People see what demonic plans they have ready to foist on the world, get outraged and then sit home and do nothing.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 07:54 AM (a4flb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2026 07:55 AM (2GVsD)
Ongoing prayers for all of the Horde with special prayers for those with particular need.
Posted by: L - No nic... at October 31, 2026 07:59 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 31, 2026 07:59 AM (ydbXs)
Posted by: Bud Collyer at October 31, 2026 07:59 AM (gA/vX)
Modern day Nostradamus?
If modern gamblers are so good at predictions, why do Casinos seem to be able to print money?
Why gamble a few hundred bucks on Kashi when one can place highly leveraged trades in the commodities market and reap 10x investment?
The mob is never wrong, is that the take-away here?
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 08:00 AM (a4flb)
Daisy Ridley is going to be the lead actor for a reboot of Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2026 08:01 AM (2GVsD)
So I guess I'll be the one to ask.... will this become a Dildo prayer thread?
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 31, 2026 08:02 AM (kOluj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2026 08:03 AM (xz+xK)
The highly corrupt Alaskan "judges" who are in on the scam to defraud the voters should also feel compelled to high-tail it to a non extradition country.
But we honor our black-robed traitors and tyrants.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 08:03 AM (a4flb)
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We won't be going to see it as fast as we can.
Posted by: Most people at October 31, 2026 08:04 AM (gA/vX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2026 08:04 AM (2GVsD)
That should be an evergreen prayer. No season for when it shouldn't be prominent in our time dedicated to God.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 08:05 AM (a4flb)
The betting odds are seeded heavily towards the Dems to win both the House and Senate
see, here's the problem
we've complained for years about the polls being skewed / manipulated to favor the left / suppress the right (demographic sampling / misleading questions / etc.)
it would be far easier for a campaign to manipulate the "predictions markets": throw some monies on your candidate to win, then say "look at the betting! the people are speaking with their wallets!"
I would think that, for a small fraction of a campaign's media budget, they could make a significant swing in the prediction markets
and these days, people are looking more towards the prediction markets, and dismissing the polls
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 31, 2026 08:05 AM (AMvSw)
Seen that here, Israel, South America, Europe
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2026 08:06 AM (Ia/+0)
They have learned nothing!
Daisy Ridley is going to be the lead actor for a reboot of Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.
Posted by: Anna Puma
She has all the acting chops and screen appeal of a Flat Stanley cutout doll.
Tell me she is going to command a sub whose body is composed of carbon fiber composite. Lie if you must.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 31, 2026 08:07 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: NR Pax at October 31, 2026 08:07 AM (/k3in)
But again, as we see, time and time again, judges in Alaska, citing no law or misinterpretation of law, decided that fake Dan Sullivan could be on the ballot.
Something's got to be done about these judges.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 31, 2026 08:07 AM (XV/Pl)
As I don't currently have a gun, I will for the time being leave the shooting to others.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2026 08:03 AM
something something...sell your cloak...something something
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 31, 2026 08:08 AM (AMvSw)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2026 06:59 AM (3ZBdr)
Out house is a very, very, very fine house (fine house)
With two turds in the pit
It really smells like shit
Now it's twice as stinky thanks to you
Posted by: CSN&Y at October 31, 2026 08:08 AM (qlLNh)
The viewing was on Sunday and the funeral mass was Monday. We watched our friend's dogs until Friday. She's holding it together as best she can.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 31, 2026 08:08 AM (/k3in)
Posted by: I gotta ask at October 31, 2026 08:08 AM (gA/vX)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2026 08:09 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2026 08:09 AM (8Uo7a)
Daisy plays Lee whose twin sister, now deceased, has discovered a strange sub trapped in Arctic ice. The sub awakens when Daisy comes aboard. And there is some lost continent tied into this mess.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2026 08:09 AM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Mrs. Olson at October 31, 2026 08:09 AM (vFcoN)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2026 08:10 AM (qlLNh)
A heartfelt thank you for doing this thread, all of your work on the blog, and being a presence here. You will be missed. But I'm a better person for reading your content.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2026 08:10 AM (7v6oI)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at October 31, 2026 08:11 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: I might be interested at October 31, 2026 08:11 AM (gA/vX)
I would think that, for a small fraction of a campaign's media budget, they could make a significant swing in the prediction markets
This idea has been bandied about on several podcasts of late. It is devious, it is inexpensive, and it is right up the alley of campaigns of candidates who are long on money and short on scruples. Dims, for sure (looking at you, Alaska).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 31, 2026 08:11 AM (ixS3i)
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I'm sorry to hear this, Mr. Hum, but I totally understand the feeling. I've had thoughts along that line myself though the reasons may be different. Your equanimity and humor will be missed.
But I intend to stick around after you leave just to see if I can trim my toenails while running with a sharp nail clipper.
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2026 08:12 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2026 08:09 AM (2GVsD)
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Sounds like they are using the title Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea as a skinsuit for a woke Hollywood director's *real* movie. Typical.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2026 08:12 AM (FZ29D)
The Prediction Markets, as you said, have more unearned credibility because stupid people think that there is skin in the game, whereas pollsters can flat out lie since none of their claims can be verified. We just have to trust that they took a poll, that the poll was honest, that a high integrity sample was taken, that the results were honestly tabulated, interpreted and reported. Lots of links in that chain that can/will be corrupted in a Low Trust Society.
Prediction Markets self filter to amplify the opinions of compulsive gamblers, easy money enthusiasts, youngster with little life experience, and sponsored market manipulators who see a low cost ROI propaganda engine.
These are the top people to trust!
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 08:13 AM (a4flb)
But wait, it gets worse!
Daisy plays Lee whose twin sister, now deceased, has discovered a strange sub trapped in Arctic ice. The sub awakens when Daisy comes aboard. And there is some lost continent tied into this mess.
Posted by: Anna Puma
How do they make it gay? They have to make it gay to have a marketing hook!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 31, 2026 08:13 AM (ixS3i)
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We won't be going to see it as fast as we can.
Posted by: Most people
RICHARD BASEHART!
Even the Walter Pigeon movie version was cheesy, but it did introduce Barbara Eden to the world, which was nice.
Posted by: Auspex at October 31, 2026 08:14 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2026 08:14 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at October 31, 2026 08:14 AM (FmxBl)
Posted by: NR Pax at October 31, 2026 08:15 AM (/k3in)
Posted by: dantesed at October 31, 2026 08:15 AM (Oy/m2)
Go ahead and spend it all on RAM and video adapters. We are all doomed anyway.
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2026 08:15 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 31, 2026 08:07 AM (ixS3i)
She was no doubt hired when the first choice (a block of wood) was unavailable.
Not even if Ridley gets naked will I go see that.
At most, I'll fast-forward through it on streaming to get to the good parts.
On second thought, an image search indicates that she's hitting The Wall early and hard.
So nah.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2026 08:15 AM (qlLNh)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2026 08:16 AM (VyBeY)
Prediction Markets self filter to amplify the opinions of compulsive gamblers, easy money enthusiasts, youngster with little life experience, and sponsored market manipulators who see a low cost ROI propaganda engine.
These are the top people to trust!
Posted by: Community Notes
Our elections are akin to playing "scratch and win" lotto tickets by "influencers", you say? Get outta town!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 31, 2026 08:16 AM (ixS3i)
Proving Polish judges are as bad as our judges.
Something needs to be done about the judiciary.
It's been a Soros family plan for several decades to take over countries via the court system. We've seen it here, in Israel, in Europe, and in Brazil, and there are probably other places its happening that just haven't made the news.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 31, 2026 08:16 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2026 08:16 AM (qlLNh)
Or hang around men who are comfortable being the well armed sheep dog.
God gave us all roles in life.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 08:16 AM (a4flb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2026 08:17 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
That prospect will keep me awake at night, but I guess that's still better than a Saturday "Art" Thread.
Posted by: No Ottoman Fan at October 31, 2026 08:17 AM (vFcoN)
Posted by: Caffiend at October 31, 2026 08:18 AM (vFcoN)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 31, 2026 08:13 AM (ixS3i)
The twin sister was a tranny, so the the Ridley character has to dress up as a tranny to carry out the investigation.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2026 08:18 AM (qlLNh)
As commented below, the whole Polish kerfluffle was kicked off by a magistrate judge deciding the president and vice president were no longer vice presidential president.
Oh, I can just see some traffic court judge here saying Trump was illegitimately elected.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2026 08:18 AM (eRlcH)
She was no doubt hired when the first choice (a block of wood) was unavailable.
Blocks of wood are useful. On the other hand, she...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 31, 2026 08:18 AM (ixS3i)
Daisy Ridley is going to be the lead actor for a reboot of Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2026 08:01 AM
I didn't know who that was, so I looked her up
Daisy Ridley is actually female. The word you were looking for is actress.
thank you for your attention to this matter
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 31, 2026 08:18 AM (AMvSw)
This being Hollywood, I'll place a bet on "What are you doing, twin sister?" happening.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 31, 2026 08:18 AM (QZThv)
Spotify, Apple or wherever Podcasts are
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2026 08:19 AM (Ia/+0)
LOL, is this becoming A Thing?
I saw some bs clickbait a few days ago "AI experts so sure of cancer cure in x years, they've started smoking"
pretty sure it wasn't the Babylon Bee ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 31, 2026 08:19 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2026 07:52 AM
I had not seen that. That seems to be the only way out of this mess the democrats made but that will generate tons of lawsuits from them.
I have read about multiple federal subpoenas for everyone involved including the missing decoy dan but my point remains, the election is Tuesday, it's way too late to do anything other than tossing out this election and having another one.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2026 08:20 AM (I43vL)
I saw some bs clickbait a few days ago "AI experts so sure of cancer cure in x years, they've started smoking"
Anthropic and OpenAI both have more debt than they can cover, so they're trying to goad DC into making their competitors illegal, in the same way that Elizabeth Warren and Barney Frank made starting a new bank all but illegal after 2008.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 31, 2026 08:20 AM (QZThv)
Execute a Spartacus remake, but with Dan Sullivan as the protagonist?
The "I am Dan Sullivan" scene will be lit!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 31, 2026 08:21 AM (ixS3i)
"AI expert who used to work at Google says he's so convinced the technology will destroy the world in the next 10 years that he has stopped saving for retirement"
I'll stop paying taxes right about... now.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2026 08:22 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Caffiend at October 31, 2026 08:18 AM (vFcoN)
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Everytime I see this I remember old Cuban men sitting in front of a bodega on Bergenline Ave sipping coffee.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2026 08:22 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2026 08:23 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: 95 Theses, Nail Included at October 31, 2026 08:24 AM (vFcoN)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Robert Dowdell, who played "Chip Morton" on the T.V. series was tagged with that title decades ago.
Did very small series work till he hung it up and moved to Coldwater Mi., 'cause the career didn't pay enough to live anywhere else.
Posted by: Auspex at October 31, 2026 08:26 AM (Y8DZL)
Since the very beginning, it was assumed that judges would rule corruptly, thus the appeals courts and in certain countries, the priests would get involved in difficult cases.
In Deuteronomy, its built right in: "You shall appoint judges and officers... and they shall judge the people with righteous judgement"
So when the fear of the LORD is absent you get:
"Your princes are rebels and companions of thieves. Everyone loves a bribe and runs after gifts" - Isaiah 1:23
In fact, Isaiah 1:21-24 reads like the US since its founding is a recapitulation of Zion- a common understanding among the Founders as the New World was a recapitulation of Hebrews leaving Egypt.
Will there be a temporal recapitulation of vv 25-31?
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 08:28 AM (a4flb)
Rethuglicans trying to make a federal case out of some lighthearted fun and games in Alaska.
HAVE YOU NO SHAME?
Posted by: Auspex at October 31, 2026 08:29 AM (Y8DZL)
Time Change Eve and Halloween?
That's an extra hour to bulldoze all the Halloween crap out of the store and get the Christmas crap set up in its place!
* takes a deep breath and pats chest *
Holiday commerce -- there's nothing like it!
Black Friday has become unmoored from being the day after Thanksgiving in online commerce space -- did you know that? Every day is now Black Friday!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 31, 2026 08:29 AM (ixS3i)
Please God,,, no!!
Posted by: TeeJ at October 31, 2026 08:30 AM (ix5nG)
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 08:31 AM (a4flb)
Dear Polland,
Stop ruining my vacation plans with your stupid coup!
Eastern Europe is now supposed to be the rational and stable part of Europe.
Austria and Hungary consider this your warning too.
That is all!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2026 08:31 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: Ed Sullivan at October 31, 2026 08:32 AM (vFcoN)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2026 08:32 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: Annies Stew at October 31, 2026 08:33 AM (3UA1N)
That's two of the "Fightin' Dan Sullivans". Where the other three at?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 31, 2026 08:34 AM (ixS3i)
Due to the expected demand and crowds on Election Day, Republicans are to vote on Tuesday and Democrats are to vote on Wednesday.
Which is unfair and biased against the Republicans and TRUMP!!1! because the DNC will know how many votes to overcome!
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 08:34 AM (a4flb)
Posted by: dantesed at October 31, 2026 08:35 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2026 08:35 AM (MWfyi)
Chicken Coop:
Nasty, dirty sinkhole that attracts rats.
Chicken Coup:
Chickens cross road to burn down KFC, Chik-Fil-A, and Popeyes.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2026 08:35 AM (YSUhf)
In Deuteronomy, its built right in: "You shall appoint judges and officers... and they shall judge the people with righteous judgement"
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Proverbs 18:5-6
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 31, 2026 08:35 AM (kOluj)
Posted by: Annies Stew at October 31, 2026 08:33 AM (3UA1N)
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Fabulous news! b"h for good health
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2026 08:35 AM (RIvkX)
I thought we were not doing the time change anymore. What happened?
Posted by: dantesed
The bill, which was a complete piece of crap and waste of time, left the choice whether the drop Daylight Savings Time up to each state, IIRC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 31, 2026 08:36 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2026 08:37 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2026 08:37 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: I gotta ask at October 31, 2026 08:38 AM (gA/vX)
The average IQ in the US is 100 (ignore the obvious reverse Flynn Effect)
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 08:38 AM (a4flb)
Posted by: one hour sober at October 31, 2026 08:38 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2026 08:38 AM (JrHfD)
Posted by: dantesed at October 31, 2026 08:35 AM (Oy/m2)
A traffic court judge ruled that the President did not have the Constitutional authority to mandate a time change that might impact his traffic court schedule!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 31, 2026 08:39 AM (hOUT3)
The average IQ in the US is 100 (ignore the obvious reverse Flynn Effect)
Posted by: Community Notes
And all the IQ 50 folks are MAGAts and Trump supporters and all the IQ 150 folks are us!
-- Dims, Karens, and our "betters"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 31, 2026 08:40 AM (ixS3i)
Democrats were far more enthusiastic about taking the poll than Republicans were. Registered Democrats were more than twice as likely as registered Republicans to complete the survey after answering an interviewer’s call — 32 percent versus 12 percent — with a similar partisan gap when texting voters to complete the survey online.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 31, 2026 08:40 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 31, 2026 08:40 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: fd
Get some Lucky Charms and see if you could trap it. You'll be rich!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 31, 2026 08:41 AM (8B4gm)
Posted by: one hour sober
Vatican head of state casts ballot in foreign election.
Like Chicago needs another fake vote.
Posted by: Auspex at October 31, 2026 08:41 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: dantesed
House passed a bill, Senate went home, as usual.
Posted by: Lazy Spineless Grifters at October 31, 2026 08:41 AM (vFcoN)
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 08:38 AM (a4flb)
I think it is more easily understood when you say that the statistical data shows that roughly half the entire population is below average!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 31, 2026 08:42 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2026 08:43 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX)
Arizona and Hawaii have "opted out" of the semi-annual stupidity for almost 60 years.
I vote that the US adopts UTC as the standard and never deviate from it. So lunch in Chicago can be 1800 (AM/PM doesn't make sense under a UTC standard) year round.
And if it is too dark for children to be dropped off at the government school and the school refuses to change start/end times with the season, well, tough. Stupidity should be painful.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 08:44 AM (a4flb)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2026 08:32 AM (RORbl)
Remember it is ranked choice.
So do you write "1" on the Real and "2" on the fake to make sure the Real gets elected?
And then (D) get to write "1" on Petola and "2" on the fake giving them TWO votes against the Real Dan.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 31, 2026 08:44 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2026 08:44 AM (JrHfD)
It's like a lame trick question on a test in 5th grade.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2026 08:44 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)
Shenanigans Begin Again - a limerick
I just read the latest news bulletin
This election the Dems will take a Mulligan
When there guy doesn't win
They'll make us all vote again
But they're going to need a bunch of Dan Sullivans
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2026 08:44 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: TV Addict at October 31, 2026 08:45 AM (vFcoN)
Gee, I wonder which party's candidates got Pope Bob's vote in Illinois.
Posted by: one hour sober
I don't mine the Pope casting an absentee ballot in Illinois. I do object to the entire College of Cardinals casting absentee ballots in Illinois.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2026 08:45 AM (eRlcH)
I think it is more easily understood when you say that the statistical data shows that roughly half the entire population is below average!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
That thumping sound you just heard was Garrison Keillor stamping his little footsies in his tar paper shack on the Island of Discarded NPR Hosts
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 31, 2026 08:45 AM (ixS3i)
MisHum, thank you for all you've done for the HQ and the Horde. You are a gentlemanly curmudgeon and only unleashed Tagaq/Ono when we deserved it.
I hope your OnlyFans venture is rewarding and lucrative.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 31, 2026 08:46 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Skip
Except for the yellow submarine.
Posted by: Fab Four at October 31, 2026 08:46 AM (gA/vX)
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 08:44 AM (a4flb)
You need to read the DEI manual more closely!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 31, 2026 08:46 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 31, 2026 08:46 AM (ixS3i)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2026 08:43 AM (Ia/+0)
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In the TV show, the aliens were thought to be water-breathers. Their craft traversed space, atmosphere, and oceanosphere.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)
A retired Navy admiral says UFOs could be hiding in our oceans...
*pats young child's head*
And that Little Billy is why America kept losing wars.
Now, let me tell you all about Barack Obama, the President who wanted to burn down America and his pet monkey, Joe Biden...
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2026 08:47 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 31, 2026 08:42 AM (hOUT3)
On modern IQ tests like the Wechsler scales, one standard deviation equals 15 points.
Between 1 and 2 SDs begin mild retardation.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 31, 2026 08:48 AM (/+uur)
The Pope is a citizen, and given how enthusiastically the Democrat Party supports abortion until birth and transgenderism I would think that the Pipe might actually vote for Republicans.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2026 08:44 AM (JrHfD)
Given that both are, according to Catholic doctrine, objectively evil acts and given that both are dogma for the entire Democratic party, how could he do otherwise?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2026 08:48 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Vote! Vote! Vote! at October 31, 2026 08:48 AM (ixS3i)
Average† ≠ Median‡
† add all the values and divide by the number
‡ arrange the numbers in order and find the middle value
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 08:49 AM (a4flb)
I was just responding to a poster who suggested Pope Leo would vote for Democrats since he's originally from Chicago.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2026 08:50 AM (JrHfD)
Requiem on an AoSH Humanitarian - a limerick
Your resignation is final I presume
And your exit leaves a sonic Ka-boom
Your nick's an oxymoron
So from all us gray-boxy Morons
We're sure gonna miss you, Mis Hum!
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2026 08:51 AM (qgHp7)
† add all the values and divide by the number
‡ arrange the numbers in order and find the middle value
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 08:49 AM
Now that's just mean.
Posted by: Oops at October 31, 2026 08:51 AM (gA/vX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2026 07:52 AM (2GVsD)
Everything is corrupt about this ballot, including the fourth candidate, Heinkes, a Republican, who was also drafted by the DSCC’s operative to run. The Peltola campaign forced the actual fourth candidate from the primary, a D, to drop out, so their other R spoiler could also muddy the water. Total corruption and a full-blown conspiracy.
Posted by: EveR at October 31, 2026 08:51 AM (rJD2P)
Posted by: Socket To Me! at October 31, 2026 08:52 AM (vFcoN)
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 31, 2026 08:52 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: Socket To Me! at October 31, 2026 08:52 AM (vFcoN)
I high Somali IQ is 1 SD off 100.
ANd yet they are smarter at cheating than the average govt employee.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 31, 2026 08:53 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 31, 2026 08:53 AM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Buck (Ofama) at October 31, 2026 08:54 AM (z6ONu)
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2026 08:55 AM (qgHp7)
Between 1 and 2 SDs begin mild retardation.
Statisticians model IQ as N(100,15²
that given, -1σ and lower represents 19% of the population.Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 08:55 AM (a4flb)
Posted by: JTB at October 31, 2026 08:55 AM (yTvNw)
Posted by: Dr_No at October 31, 2026 08:56 AM (ayRl+)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2026 08:57 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 31, 2026 08:57 AM (Q/FnY)
Hasn't happened yet but sooner or later, it will.
And notice how a couple of verses in that chapter, 10 an 19, bear an incredible resemblance to Rev 6:12-17?
Or how Isaiah 13:9-13, Joel 2:31 and Matt 24:29 also speak to that same Revelation passage?
Posted by: TeeJ at October 31, 2026 08:58 AM (ix5nG)
The Papists seem absent from here today. Proverbs 3.7?
Posted by: Auspex at October 31, 2026 08:58 AM (Y8DZL)
Hail Mary, full of grace, blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.
St. Marcellus the Centurion, martyr, pray for us.
***
I have prayed Rosaries for the Horde's intentions, both stated and unstated.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 31, 2026 08:58 AM (ksbjf)
https://tinyurl.com/ycyudz6s
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2026 08:58 AM (Ia/+0)
Nasty, dirty sinkhole that attracts rats.
Chicken Coup:
Chickens cross road to burn down KFC, Chik-Fil-A, and Popeyes.
Posted by: naturalfake
________
Ha! Now do Chicken Coupe
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 31, 2026 08:59 AM (JzUSu)
It's Alaska. Between weed, vodka and inbreeding, it's a small miracle any elections take place at all.
Posted by: Nanookie of the North at October 31, 2026 09:00 AM (Ssbab)
I think that they are honoring the anniversary of the Protestant Reformation (October 31, 1517)
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 09:04 AM (a4flb)
But if one or two percent make the mistake it can make the difference in a close election.
FL was a mess in 2000 because of confusing 'butterfly ballots" and "hanging chads." Compounded by having many elderly voters.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 31, 2026 09:04 AM (dtajH)
The county Sherriff is up for reelection. He's a (D) Been Sherriff for as long as I've been here (15 years.) His opponent (R) is a newbie. He's made race something of an issue. The (D) is white, the (R) is black. Sitting Sherriff has sketchy history, but nothing definitive has been proven.
Vote or not?
I may not vote for either.... ideas?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2026 09:04 AM (RORbl)
The Pontiac Firebird Trans Am with the Screaming Chicken hood decal.
(think: Smokey and the Bandit)
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 09:06 AM (a4flb)
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 31, 2026 09:07 AM (/+uur)
Thanks from the bottom of my heart Mis Hum for all the work you have done on the blog from ONTs, Rants, Prayer threads.
Hope we hear from you occasionally in the future. Its always a sad never to run across old companions.
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2026 09:08 AM (Ia/+0)
there guy = their guy
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2026 08:55 AM (qgHp7)
there
there wolf
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 31, 2026 09:09 AM (/+uur)
Tyndale- the latter the English translator of the Bible, killed by some Catholics in Europe for the reclamation of Europe. I also pray for the intercession of St Teresa of Avila and St. John of the Cross for Spain.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2026 09:10 AM (JrHfD)
It's another thing when he's solicited by conspirators who do the work of getting his name on the ballot.
You'd think the Alaska Supreme Court could see the difference.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 31, 2026 09:10 AM (dtajH)
After 16,000 dead found after the 2024.
PS Dead voters arent much fun
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 31, 2026 09:11 AM (/+uur)
Posted by: A non-standard deviant at October 31, 2026 09:11 AM (gA/vX)
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2026 09:11 AM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2026 09:12 AM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 31, 2026 09:12 AM (/+uur)
I think it is more easily understood when you say that the statistical data shows that roughly half the entire population is below average!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
"You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump's supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. Right? The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic—you name it."
Deplorable, but I still would have loved to lead them into the promised land of Democracy Now!
Posted by: Hillary, older & bitterer at October 31, 2026 09:12 AM (NFX2v)
The Papists seem absent from here today. Proverbs 3.7?
Posted by: Auspex at October 31, 2026 08:58 AM (Y8DZL)
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I thought according to the AoSHQ Style Guide it was "Filthy Papists".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2026 09:12 AM (eRlcH)
Thanks from the bottom of my heart Mis Hum for all the work you have done on the blog from ONTs, Rants, Prayer threads.
Hope we hear from you occasionally in the future. Its always a sad never to run across old companions.
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2026 09:08 AM (Ia/+0)
Well said. I, too, had missed the farewell message.
The 24-hour news cycle is bad for your mental health. The media knows this, that's why they constantly bleat doom-and-gloom. I don't pay attention to it any more.
You have to trust in Jesus and pray.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 31, 2026 09:13 AM (ksbjf)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX)
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Thanks for the reminder! I looked this up once, but it seems my analog brain only remembers the stuff I read on paper, not what I look up on the phone/interwebz.
It's like joke telling- I only remember the ones I've repeated to someone else... never the ones I forward via email...
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 31, 2026 09:13 AM (kOluj)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 31, 2026 09:14 AM (kOluj)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 31, 2026 09:10 AM (dtajH)
I think I see the problem, it's that the members of the Alaska Supreme Court are lawyers...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 31, 2026 09:15 AM (hOUT3)
The Left is now reaching the stage of a Doomsday Cult. When the promised Big Event doesn't happen, a few will drop out and the rest will carry on with more fervor.
The current Big Event is the Blue Tsunami that will hit on Tuesday. R candidates will get washed away. Righteous candidates like Talarico, El-Sayed and Hochul will win by double digits, because the polls say so.
I call Shenanigans.
Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.
Vote early and often.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 31, 2026 09:15 AM (dtajH)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 31, 2026 08:59 AM (JzUSu)
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Conservative rooster runs over the protester birds trying to burn down Chik-Fil-A in his two-door Thunderbird.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 31, 2026 09:16 AM (kOluj)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2026 09:17 AM (gBwqC)
Biscuit Rigsby of Goochland died five years ago. Governor Spanberger just restored her voting rights anyway. There’s an official letter, the state seal, and the Governor’s signature.
Dead dog voter are not much fun
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 31, 2026 09:17 AM (/+uur)
But if one or two percent make the mistake it can make the difference in a close election.
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Plus, the conspiracy’s plot did not plan for the Court to require some “definition” between the two candidates, Fake Dan must have started to feel a bit nervous, leading to his removal of the R designation. The NYT probably contacted him for comments prior to publication, which caused him to run, imo. He has perjured himself for this farce, at a minimum.
Posted by: EveR at October 31, 2026 09:18 AM (rJD2P)
I'd vote for the Republican just because I've ceased voting for Democrats. I'm sorry if he has made the issue about race. On the other hand, he did wake up to reject the "ownership" the Democrats feel that they have on black voters.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2026 09:18 AM (JrHfD)
This is not my ancestor's Virginia!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 31, 2026 09:19 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 31, 2026 08:59 AM (JzUSu)
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Conservative rooster runs over the protester birds trying to burn down Chik-Fil-A in his two-door Thunderbird.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
+++
Stay in your lane, pal.
Posted by: Plymouth Road Runner, Ford Falcon, and Buick Skylark at October 31, 2026 09:19 AM (gA/vX)
MisHum, thank you for everything you've done to help make this crazy and fun place what it is!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2026 09:20 AM (ctC8W)
Enjoy the downtime; stop in now and then - don't be a stranger.
Bests.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at October 31, 2026 09:21 AM (q3u5l)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2026 09:04 AM (RORbl)
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Vote for the black Republican, and PLEASE tell me his name is Bart.... lie if you must.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 31, 2026 09:22 AM (kOluj)
Psalm 62:8
He is here for you today. He will be there for you after the election.
Trust in Him alone. He is the one constant across the span of time.
Blessed is the Lord our God.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2026 09:22 AM (gBwqC)
The Left is now reaching the stage of a Doomsday Cult. When the promised Big Event doesn't happen, a few will drop out and the rest will carry on with more fervor.
...
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 31, 2026 09:15 AM (dtajH)
Collectivism is an inversion of Christianity. Collectivists profess a concern for the poor, but Collectivism requires the commission of the sins of Pride, Envy, Wrath and Theft. Unconditional Love (i.e, agape') has no place in their worldview. Being materialists, they view humans as "things" to be used and discarded as necessary in the pursuit of Utopia. Instead, the path to Utopia turns to a path to Hell-on-Earth.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 31, 2026 09:25 AM (ksbjf)
But again, as we see, time and time again, judges in Alaska, citing no law or misinterpretation of law, decided that fake Dan Sullivan could be on the ballot.
Something's got to be done about these judges.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 31, 2026 08:07 AM (XV/Pl)
As I commented on the tech thread.....a certain movie comes to mind.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 31, 2026 09:25 AM (hmYU4)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
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That would explain why my wife is spraying me with the garden hose.
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2026 09:26 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2026 09:27 AM (0sNs1)
My thinking is that at this point (post-primaries)
it's now all about numbers and leverage points.
In legislation, even the most putrid Republican is okay to vote for because, if the numbers game is won by Democrats, they will actively govern to harm you, your children, your grandchildren and the country.
Outside of legislation, a Democrat win gives them a position to foist insane Democrat damage to your community as we've seen with Soros' DAs and Police Chiefs.
So, I just vote R, assuming that we can clean up the filthy tards like Ol' Corny in the primaries.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2026 09:30 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 31, 2026 09:30 AM (LOvBA)
Sometimes this is a tough blog to read because it’s a whole lot of ugly truth to handle at times. But knowing that I’m not alone in this fight is quite the comfort; it’s that same feeling when Kirk Douglas says I Am Spartacus. 🫡 to MisHum
Posted by: TxAnn at October 31, 2026 09:30 AM (itAg7)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 31, 2026 09:31 AM (LOvBA)
Oh my Jesus, forgive us our sins, save us from the fires of hell. Lead all souls to heaven, especially those most in need of Thy mercy. Amen.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2026 09:31 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2026 09:32 AM (qgHp7)
Just had to drill a couple pop rivets out of an S shaped connector from the straight down from the roof to just before it heads underground. Plug was just past the S into the downstream.
🙏
Posted by: TeeJ at October 31, 2026 09:34 AM (ix5nG)
Posted by: From about That Time at October 31, 2026 09:34 AM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2026 09:34 AM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 31, 2026 09:35 AM (SJtb9)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 31, 2026 09:35 AM (08OqX)
Tyndale- the latter the English translator of the Bible, killed by some Catholics in Europe for the reclamation of Europe. I also pray for the intercession of St Teresa of Avila and St. John of the Cross for Spain.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2026 09:10 AM (JrHfD)
You're right, I am appalled. Put me in the "dubious" category concerning Luther and Tyndale. The less said of Martin Luther, the better. Tyndale was executed for blasphemy, not for translating the Bible into English.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 31, 2026 09:36 AM (ksbjf)
Muldoon's work is the standard displayed
His poetic fiction
Yields excessive friction
So with love (and a hose) he gets sprayed.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 31, 2026 09:36 AM (kOluj)
Posted by: A non-standard deviant at October 31, 2026 09:11 AM
Never! We're working 24/7 to increase deviancy across the board. We're moving the Overton window, and having a pretty mephitic time doing it!
Posted by: Big Penguin at October 31, 2026 09:39 AM (0sNs1)
Tyndale- the latter the English translator of the Bible, killed by some Catholics in Europe for the reclamation of Europe. I also pray for the intercession of St Teresa of Avila and St. John of the Cross for Spain.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2026 09:10 AM (JrHfD)
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One of many English translators. Putting the Bible into the vernacular was the whole point of St. Jerome's Vulgate Bible. Surely you don't think his translation was what got him killed?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2026 09:40 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 31, 2026 09:40 AM (ksbjf)
Maybe if y'all adopted credo baptism wouldn't be so filthy
Posted by: Community Notes at October 31, 2026 09:40 AM (a4flb)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 31, 2026 09:40 AM (YcOeP)
Posted by: Big Penguin at October 31, 2026 09:39 AM (0sNs1)
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With that remark, you just decided the "Guilty Pleasure" I'll be featuring on tomorrow's Sunday Morning Book Thread...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2026 09:41 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
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My wife LOL'ed!
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2026 09:41 AM (qgHp7)
Song at the end of No Pasarian blog
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2026 09:42 AM (Ia/+0)
I really wish I had a flat-earther friend so I could've woken him up and yelled "Look! One of Elon's rockets finally done blew a hole in the firmament!"
Posted by: PabloD at October 31, 2026 09:42 AM (mXZsC)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 31, 2026 09:36 AM (ksbjf)
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And arrested at the request of Henry VIII, friend of Catholics everywhere, but especially in England!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2026 09:42 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: M. Gaga at October 31, 2026 09:43 AM (3p/KU)
I'm not looking forward to Tuesday but I'm starting to care less. We voted R across the board. R has done jack and shit to combat what I think is some basic things to help all Americans. Here in Texas they banned porn sites and hemp products. I guess that's a good thing but lowering property taxes might have gained more votes. Priorities. Idiots.
Good luck Mis Hum.
Posted by: Billythesquid at October 31, 2026 09:44 AM (x4l2h)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2026 09:45 AM (sKqQm)
https://ibb.co/v6ZCBYHv
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 31, 2026 09:46 AM (RORbl)
Posted by: A non-standard deviant at October 31, 2026 09:11 AM
Regarding IQ tests and statistics, the Hrothgar Index (yet to be proven wrong) is that basically every other person you have to deal with is below average!
The only places where the above HI does not apply are any AoS MoMe where the inverse will be found to be true!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 31, 2026 09:47 AM (hOUT3)
Chemo has been halted due to side effects and the oncologist will review before moving forward. We may do it every other week. Four sessions down, eight to go. Not sure what the path is but prayers are appreciated.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 31, 2026 09:47 AM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2026 09:41 AM
Will the pants requirement be suspended? Because otherwise it's more difficult for us to participate.
Posted by: Big Penguin at October 31, 2026 09:49 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2026 09:51 AM (ibDUx)
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2026 09:52 AM (ja/vV)
Posted by: Big Penguin at October 31, 2026 09:49 AM (0sNs1)
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The rules are in place for a reason!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 31, 2026 09:54 AM (FZ29D)
Now Let's See If They Have a Sense of Humor - a limerick
Roman Catholics display a great zeal
But I think we can finally reveal
That their quest for popularity
Reveals a true disparity
Their services lack a certain Mass appeal
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2026 09:54 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2026 09:54 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2026 07:48 AM (FnERZ)
Yay!
Posted by: m at October 31, 2026 09:54 AM (odBC9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 31, 2026 07:48 AM (FnERZ)
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Grammar Nazi?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)
Ooh, I hope so!
Posted by: m at October 31, 2026 09:55 AM (odBC9)
And call no man your father upon earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
I even cringe when I see the writers in the Didache referred to as "the church fathers."
Posted by: TeeJ at October 31, 2026 09:56 AM (ix5nG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're All Dan Sullivan Now [/] at October 31, 2026 09:56 AM (ndZc7)
Mis Hum, sorry to see you step away from the blog. Your contributions have been invaluable and I wish you the very best in your new adventures!
May God continue to bless us all.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 31, 2026 09:57 AM (D/6p1)
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2026 09:57 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
"People who Practrice Popery" is also allowed.
Posted by: Auspex at October 31, 2026 09:58 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2026 09:54 AM (qgHp7)
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Hey.... at least we'll say 'Hi' to you in the liquor store 😆
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at October 31, 2026 09:58 AM (kOluj)
Chickens cross road to burn down KFC, Chik-Fil-A, and Popeyes.
Posted by: naturalfake at October
Chicken coupe: the two door vehicle chickens use to cross the road.
Posted by: From about That Time at October 31, 2026 09:58 AM (sl73Y)
"People who Practrice Popery" is also allowed.
Posted by: Auspex at October 31, 2026 09:58 AM (Y8DZL)
_________
*checks Guide*
Also "Slavish Idolators of the Whore of Rome"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2026 10:04 AM (eRlcH)
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2026 10:04 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're All Dan Sullivan Now [/] at October 31, 2026 10:08 AM (ndZc7)
For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God.
Not of works, lest any man should boast.
Posted by: TeeJ at October 31, 2026 10:08 AM (ix5nG)
Posted by: Big Pharma at October 31, 2026 10:12 AM (gA/vX)
I understand the sentiment. Feels like change is in the air. Not exactly sure where it's taking me yet and that is a little anxiety provoking but one foot in front of the other.
Glad I got to meet you in person. Our conversation meant a lot.
love
Sharon (willow's apprentice)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 31, 2026 10:15 AM (kJmSS)
Posted by: 88C+u at October 31, 2026 10:16 AM (88C+u)
Posted by: 88C+u: mm... capers at October 31, 2026 10:17 AM (88C+u)
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2026 10:18 AM (qgHp7)
NNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Thank you for all the years of service to us morons. I for one, will miss you greatly. You have always been kind to me from the beginning. I hope you have more time to paint, fish, and see your daughters and grandkid. Please don't be a stranger and I hope to see you and the Mrs. again in the future.
Posted by: lin-duh at October 31, 2026 10:18 AM (VCgbV)
Posted by: 88C+u: mm... capers at October 31, 2026 10:17 AM (88C+u)
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As long as its not a blueberry bagel. Those are unholy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2026 10:19 AM (RIvkX)
I'd vote for Victor Marx if he was funnier
Posted by: 88C+u at October 31, 2026 10:16 AM (88C+u)
Victor was kicked out of the Marx Bros, after being featured in the movie-
"A Tea Time of Boredom"
Like Groucho, Chico, and Harpo, he was known for his "specialty"...Plate Spinning.
Audiences were not amused.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2026 10:21 AM (YSUhf)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2026 10:23 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: nurse ratched. at October 31, 2026 10:27 AM (zV+0v)
Posted by: Frenchjeton at October 31, 2026 10:28 AM (j0T5y)
A hail and hearty Salute! to you Mis Hum - thanks for all your patience and hard work.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2026 10:30 AM (iqv62)
Was it something we said??
Seriously, you are loved and such a part of this community. And we will miss your art.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 31, 2026 10:30 AM (FGA9/)
CNN Communications
@CNNPR
CNN's @kaitlancollins spoke to @FT about image, communication — and what to wear for battle with Donald Trump
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, We're All Dan Sullivan Now [/] at October 31, 2026 10:33 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 31, 2026 10:33 AM (lOlUK)
Roman Catholics display a great zeal
But I think we can finally reveal
That their quest for popularity
Reveals a true disparity
Their services lack a certain Mass appeal
Posted by: muldoon at
I'm blessed that the old chant "sticks and stones" was firmly instilled in me. The right to ignore is a massive power.
Posted by: From about That Time at October 31, 2026 10:33 AM (sl73Y)
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