"Illinois Man" of No Apparent Political Leaning Sends Hoax Anthrax Letters to Four Members of Congress; Quickly Arrested by the FBI

At least on political affiliation the leftwing Democrat Propaganda Media is willing to report.

SPRINGFIELD, Ill. -- A 37-year-old Illinois man is charged with sending threatening letters to members of Congress containing a white powder, including one with a note reading "HAH enjoy the gift," according to federal court records.
The criminal complaint unsealed Monday claims Matthew Ungelsbee sent at least four plain white envelopes with a powdery substance to elected officials in Chicago. They were postmarked in Springfield, Illinois, on Oct. 19 and had Unglesbee's name handwritten in the return address section.
Unglesbee, of Quincy in southwestern Illinois, is charged with mailing threatening communications and perpetrating a hoax...
FBI agents interviewed Unglesbee at his home on Sunday and he told them all the letters contained salt, court records show. He claimed he'd sent the letters after hearing someone talk about similar mailings in the news earlier this month.
Testing confirmed the white substance was not dangerous. The records did not identify the substance.
A motive was unclear. But Unglesbee said he knew the congress members would "take it serious" because the powder might be perceived as anthrax, which he knew was dangerous and could prompt a response by hazmat teams, according to the complaint.
"Unglesbee claimed he was joking but recognized the recipients would not know he was joking and could perceive it as a threat," the complaint stated.
...
The investigation began after an anonymous tipster reported overhearing Unglesbee in a restaurant talking about mailing a suspicious substance to members of Congress. The tip was received Oct. 16, and the FBI tracked Ungelsbee down after the envelopes arrived at the congressional offices days later.

The failure to state his political affiliation is interesting because you know if he were a Republican, it would be mentioned in the first paragraph. And the second paragraph. And the third paragraph. And then it would be missing from most of the fourth paragraph but make a last-minute 11th hour appearance in the last sentence.

But there's no mention of any party registration.

This guy says that your suspicions about that are completely accurate:

Matt Robinson
@mattrobinson

Registered Democrat Facing Federal Charges After Mailing Hoax White Powder to Multiple Members of Congress
A 37-year-old Quincy, Illinois man identified as Matthew Unglesbee faces federal charges for allegedly mailing threatening letters containing a suspicious white substance to multiple Illinois members of Congress. Reports indicate that Unglesbee is a registered Democrat in Adams County, Illinois.
The federal investigation initiated after the FBI received an anonymous tip from an individual who overheard Unglesbee discussing the letters at a restaurant. In videos published to social media prior to his arrest, Unglesbee spoke explicitly to fellow Democrats, saying, "Let's flip the House and the Senate Democrat" and urging people to vote to change policies. Despite these statements, his specific actions targeted Democratic congressional offices, creating severe disruptions that prompted emergency law enforcement and hazardous materials responses. Envelopes were delivered to the offices of Senator Tammy Duckworth, Representative Mike Quigley, Representative Jan Schakowsky, and Representative Brad Schneider. Subsequent laboratory analysis determined that the enclosed white powder consisted of harmless table salt, accompanied by handwritten notes reading "Haha" or "Ha enjoy the gift".
During interviews with federal investigators, Unglesbee reportedly admitted to sending the items as a copycat action. He acknowledged that recipients would likely perceive the substance as dangerous materials like anthrax and experience concern for their personal safety. Court records show that Unglesbee has an extensive criminal background, including previous convictions for child sexual assault, impersonating law enforcement, and threatening a local police chief. He is currently listed as a registered sex offender.

Registered Democrat Facing Federal Charges After Mailing Hoax White Powder to Multiple Members of Congress
A 37-year-old Quincy, Illinois man identified as Matthew Unglesbee faces federal charges for allegedly mailing threatening letters containing a suspicious white substance to multiple Illinois members of Congress. Reports indicate that Unglesbee is a registered Democrat in Adams County, Illinois.
The federal investigation initiated after the FBI received an anonymous tip from an individual who overheard Unglesbee discussing the letters at a restaurant. In videos published to social media prior to his arrest, Unglesbee spoke explicitly to fellow Democrats, saying, "Let's flip the House and the Senate Democrat" and urging people to vote to change policies. Despite these statements, his specific actions targeted Democratic congressional offices, creating severe disruptions that prompted emergency law enforcement and hazardous materials responses. Envelopes were delivered to the offices of Senator Tammy Duckworth, Representative Mike Quigley, Representative Jan Schakowsky, and Representative Brad Schneider. Subsequent laboratory analysis determined that the enclosed white powder consisted of harmless table salt, accompanied by handwritten notes reading "Haha" or "Ha enjoy the gift".
During interviews with federal investigators, Unglesbee reportedly admitted to sending the items as a copycat action. He acknowledged that recipients would likely perceive the substance as dangerous materials like anthrax and experience concern for their personal safety. Court records show that Unglesbee has an extensive criminal background, including previous convictions for child sexual assault, impersonating law enforcement, and threatening a local police chief. He is currently listed as a registered sex offender.
— Matt Robinson (@mattrobinson) October 27, 2026

Now that the FBI is investigating actual crimes instead of Trump, his lawyers, and his campaign manager, and his campaign manager's lawyers, it's actually making some important arrests.

The Canton Police Department in Georgia said Tuesday that three people have been arrested in connection to a foiled plot to shoot up a school next year after the FBI reportedly spotted social media posts regarding the plot.
The FBI notified Cherokee High School in Canton of the plot after seeing "threatening social media posts," and the school notified local police, according to the Associated Press. Cherokee was the alleged intended target of the shooting, which arrest warrants claimed was scheduled to take place next August.
The arrest warrants identified two of the suspects as 17-year-old Shane Keith Taylor and 21-year-old Michael Brandon Terry, who allegedly reached an agreement with an unidentified juvenile suspect to provide weapons and had planned outfits and discussed buying body armor, video cameras and combat boots. Taylor is considered an adult under Georgia law.
It is not clear how the suspects know each other, and the third suspect, who is still a minor, has not been identified. However, he was arrested on Oct. 20 and is tied to the town.
Cherokee County School District Superintendent Mary Elizabeth Davis reassured parents in a video message that local and federal law enforcement had successfully disrupted the plot, but acknowledged the terror of the planned attack.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:10 PM

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1 THE BLADE IS BACK AND SHARPER THAN EVAH!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:09 PM (iFTx/)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at October 29, 2026 02:10 PM (e5z5/)

3 e5yvh5e6ybhv5

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 02:10 PM (mmrXZ)

4
I thought that was going to happen.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 02:10 PM (mmrXZ)

5
Illinois man should have flown to DC and dropped his threats into a mailbox there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 02:11 PM (mmrXZ)

6 Unglesbee?

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 02:12 PM (odBC9)

7
Do be a do bee
Don't be an Unglesbee

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 02:12 PM (odBC9)

8 I read he put his return address on the envelope

Posted by: doug at October 29, 2026 02:13 PM (B1+sW)

9 >>>8 I read he put his return address on the envelope

yup.

Gotta be a Democrat.

Posted by: ace at October 29, 2026 02:14 PM (1wjle)

10 Go Blade!
Morticia, get evaluated, please.

Posted by: Concerned Viewer... at October 29, 2026 02:14 PM (EdP2u)

11 Illinois man should have flown to DC and dropped his threats into a mailbox there.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 02:11 PM (mmrXZ)

They would have never tracked him down if he had wandered around DC at 2 in the morning with a limp and a backpack.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 29, 2026 02:14 PM (rbvCR)

12 8 I read he put his return address on the envelope

Posted by: doug at October 29, 2026 02:13 PM (B1+sW)

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I've read from the trolls that Democrats are Democrats and not Republicans because Democrats are smart and Republicans are dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 02:14 PM (pfZGz)

13
This guy looks like a total idiot wanting to flip the House and Senate Democrat and then sending the threats to Dem Senators.

Now if he'd sent threats to GOP legislators and said he wanted to flip the House and Senate conservative, that would make sense.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 02:14 PM (mmrXZ)

14 >>>I've read from the trolls that Democrats are Democrats and not Republicans because Democrats are smart and Republicans are dumb.

yup. They're all top intellectuals. They also all seem to think they're celebrities.

Posted by: ace at October 29, 2026 02:15 PM (1wjle)

15 I googled this guy. Yikes. Looks like a stone-cold pedophile-looking weirdo basement-dwelling commie incel. His browser history would probably make Ed Gein gag.

"All four letters were marked with Unglesbee’s name and return address, according to the complaint."

He's a genius too!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

16 14 >>>I've read from the trolls that Democrats are Democrats and not Republicans because Democrats are smart and Republicans are dumb.

yup. They're all top intellectuals. They also all seem to think they're celebrities.

Posted by: ace at October 29, 2026 02:15 PM (1wjle)

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It's impossible for smart people to be Republicans because Democrats dominate academia, don'tchaknow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 02:15 PM (pfZGz)

17
Morticia, get evaluated, please.
Posted by: Concerned Viewer...

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I absolutely knew it would happen, because I had just finished typing something brilliant in the previous thread when I hit refresh and saw I was sitting at the top of a new one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 02:15 PM (mmrXZ)

18 register sex offended as well as a dem hoaxer.

But that is worth burying, right?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 29, 2026 02:16 PM (NnhvP)

19 White dude.. Of course they release his name and face to the news.

Posted by: Blanco at October 29, 2026 02:16 PM (sW/8y)

20 They were postmarked in Springfield, Illinois, on Oct. 19 and had Unglesbee's name handwritten in the return address section.

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Just gonna guess that this guy isn't the president of the local chapter of MENSA.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 29, 2026 02:16 PM (2UnvF)

21 15 Looks like a stone-cold pedophile-looking weirdo basement-dwelling commie incel.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

He seems nice.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 02:16 PM (odBC9)

22 "He is currently listed as a registered sex offender." Party affiliation is making a last-minute 11th hour appearance in the last sentence of that post.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 29, 2026 02:17 PM (lfNXu)

23 This loser seems so fucking stupid to have included his actual return address on the envelopes that I suspect the Dems will claim it wasn't him, it was some MAGA terrorist, because nobody could be that dumb.

Yes, people are that dumb. They're called "Democrats."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

24 Just gonna guess that this guy isn't the president of the local chapter of MENSA.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 29, 2026 02:16 PM (2UnvF)

WHICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE "MENSA" IS SPANISH FOR "STUPID"

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBURGER at October 29, 2026 02:19 PM (rbvCR)

25 I read somewhere that this dumbass put his real return address on the envelopes he sent to the congress critters.

At that point you have to wonder if he is, in fact, retarded.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:19 PM (6ydKt)

26 I read somewhere that this dumbass put his real return address on the envelopes he sent to the congress critters.

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Didn't Jerry Springer pay a hooker with a personal check? Not too bright.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2026 02:20 PM (qBdHI)

27
Court records show that Unglesbee has an extensive criminal background, including previous convictions for child sexual assault, impersonating law enforcement, and threatening a local police chief. He is currently listed as a registered sex offender.

Oh, so he IS a registered Democrat.

I'm really interested in which Donkey politician he worked for.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2026 02:21 PM (y9nCu)

28 yup. They're all top intellectuals. They also all seem to think they're celebrities.
Posted by: ace at October 29, 2026 02:15 PM (1wjle)
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Down for the cause and heroes in their own minds. I wonder if he knew James Hodgkinson.

Posted by: mrp at October 29, 2026 02:21 PM (rj6Yv)

29 I see I wasn’t alone in reading that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:21 PM (6ydKt)

30
I read somewhere that this dumbass put his real return address on the envelopes he sent to the congress critters.

Posted by: SpeakingOf

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It's in the content. The reporter looks like he can barely contain his laughter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 02:21 PM (mmrXZ)

31
In that video clip, he looked like a typical focus grouper.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 02:23 PM (mmrXZ)

32 "Court records show that Unglesbee has an extensive criminal background, including previous convictions for child sexual assault, impersonating law enforcement, and threatening a local police chief. He is currently listed as a registered sex offender."

A 3-strikes law with some teeth in it could have prevented this.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 02:24 PM (fzlJX)

33 It's in the content. The reporter looks like he can barely contain his laughter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 02:21 PM (mmrXZ)

I have now watched the video clip.

This guy actually does sound retarded.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:25 PM (6ydKt)

34 Another fine upstanding member of the Democrat party!

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 29, 2026 02:25 PM (Q/FnY)

35 Re: 80s mystery click - was peak Chrissie Hynde attractive? I'm thinking of her slinking around in the waitress outfit in the Brass In Pocket video.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 29, 2026 02:25 PM (JzUSu)

36 >> was peak Chrissie Hynde attractive?

Yes.

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2026 02:27 PM (Qugny)

37 Maybe he wants to be in a jail cell with Bubba and Leroy.
Good way to get there.

Posted by: Case at October 29, 2026 02:27 PM (fzmBj)

38 Sheesh, and you guys say I'm stupid.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at October 29, 2026 02:27 PM (Riz8t)

39
*shrugs*

Republican Congresscritters.

Do. Not. Care.

They do nothing for me. They hate me. They love Democrats. If Democrats want to kill them, that's their gay little lover's quarrel, and they can leave me right of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2026 02:27 PM (BI5O2)

40 >> I read he put his return address on the envelope

I wouldn't be surprised to hear he included a Donation Check.

Posted by: garrett at October 29, 2026 02:28 PM (Qugny)

41 35 Re: 80s mystery click - was peak Chrissie Hynde attractive? I'm thinking of her slinking around in the waitress outfit in the Brass In Pocket video.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 29, 2026 02:25 PM (JzUSu)

She definitely wasn’t the most gorgeous rockstar chick of the 80s but she wasn’t hideous and she has a great voice.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:28 PM (6ydKt)

42 Matthew Uglybee is apparently retarded based on is lame video.

The newscaster said "it is very hard to identify who mailed the letter." No it's really not with all the cameras floating around and an ID quickly given from the box it was posted from. Which is why I don't post stuff like flaming dog turds to Congress (I also don't want to fool with flaming dog turds, even on a bad day).

I guess, in his fabulous thinking (say this like you need an adenoidectomy) he thought, "Duh, if I send this to Dims they will think a MAGA sent it!" Der! *cuts a squirrel killer*

I doubt it sent people flying to ED's like the real anthrax wahoo of 2001. The ED where I worked finally posted a sign at triage that said, "These are the symptoms of anthrax (listed them). You probably were never exposed, however, we will see you once you've been triaged." This is paraphrased, but I'm telling you that there were a LOT of people coming to the ED scared...and we were over 2hrs away. Probably a lot of gheys showed up thinking, "monkeypox" when it was a zit.

Granted it was 2001 and we were all waiting post 9/11 for the other shoe to fall.

Thanks for the video of the dunderhead, Ace.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 29, 2026 02:29 PM (hzuYO)

43 That may not be a good picture of him, but its the only known one of him without a dick in his mouth. And that includes his drivers license and work ID.

Posted by: Wally at October 29, 2026 02:29 PM (2QvrQ)

44 Unglesbee's is the knock version of Applebee's in the Czech Republic.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 29, 2026 02:30 PM (SUQyq)

45 See? Voting does nothing."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 29, 2026 02:03 PM (pfZGz)

Let's at least acknowledge Trump is a major multigenerational outlier.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 02:30 PM (hVPzc)

46 It's in the content Now you tell me

Posted by: doug at October 29, 2026 02:30 PM (B1+sW)

47 Surprised? No?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 02:30 PM (wOO3z)

48 Registered sex offender and democrat. I know, redundant...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 29, 2026 02:30 PM (XMwZJ)

49 In that short video clip, where this creep tells people to "vote democrat," he seems clearly retarded.

I don't mean that as a slur or insult. He seems literally medically retarded, like he's so slow he's having trouble forming words to speak.

But ... fuck him.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

50 was peak Chrissie Hynde attractive?"

Well... no Lita Ford.

Posted by: man at October 29, 2026 02:32 PM (pfXMo)

51 I don't mean that as a slur or insult. He seems literally medically retarded, like he's so slow he's having trouble forming words to speak.

But ... fuck him.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

Either that or he’s done a lot of hard drugs and his brain is fried.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:32 PM (6ydKt)

52 Oh, he was threatening Democrats as a false flag. Ha!

Still. Don't. Care.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2026 02:33 PM (BI5O2)

53 Trying to start CWII

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2026 02:34 PM (Ia/+0)

54 @49.
"But...fuck him."

They will.

Posted by: Case at October 29, 2026 02:34 PM (fzmBj)

55 Re: 80s mystery click - was peak Chrissie Hynde attractive? I'm thinking of her slinking around in the waitress outfit in the Brass In Pocket video.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 29, 2026 02:25 PM (JzUSu)

______

She never did anything for me. Not ugly or unattractive, just average. Which is not a good thing in a decade known for scorching hotties.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

56 It’s Illinois, so he’ll get a slap on the wrist. The crazy politically that he is, the greater the chances are that he won’t be held accountable. It it was Washington DC they’d prosecute Trump, or some perceived conservative supporter for antagonizing him.

Posted by: Unkaren at October 29, 2026 02:34 PM (m6fGY)

57
Gotta get most of them out of here - Feds are also doing raids in Rochester MN today, big Somali community. Tomorrow should be interesting with JD Vance and crew in St. Cloud.......

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Campaign event for Ilhan Omar at the Safari Restaurant whose owner was just sentenced to 30 years in prison for the $250 million feeding our future fraud scheme

Posted by: beckster at October 29, 2026 02:34 PM (kX27y)

58 Lita Ford was pretty hot, but I can only remember her having like one hit song.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:34 PM (6ydKt)

59 In two years Mike will run for Congress as a Dim. He seems like a perfect fit with a sexual predator background and so dim his head thuds like a ripe melon.

We are in good hands!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 29, 2026 02:35 PM (hzuYO)

60 His real name is Daniel X. Sullivan.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2026 02:36 PM (Cqx++)

61
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Campaign event for Ilhan Omar at the Safari Restaurant whose owner was just sentenced to 30 years in prison for the $250 million feeding our future fraud scheme

I'll have the zebra brisket. Thanks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 02:36 PM (wOO3z)

62 Lita Ford was pretty hot, but I can only remember her having like one hit song.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:34 PM (6ydKt)

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She was smoking hot in the video with Ozzy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 29, 2026 02:37 PM (2UnvF)

63 Paul's real name is Dan Sullivan. Dan Dickinmouth Sullivan.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 02:37 PM (hVPzc)

64 Lita Ford was pretty hot, but I can only remember her having like one hit song.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:34 PM (6ydKt)
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She kinda flew under the radar after the runaways, but she's got some solid songs, all available on itunes or whatever the google version is. I downloaded a few.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

65 Schakowsky is retiring. Her husband is Dem scumbag Robert Creamer, a political operative with zero scruples. I would have lost no sleep if he got anthrax. Or anal warts. Or crotch rot...

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 02:37 PM (f8snw)

66 Lita Ford was a 1.

Also did a duet with Ozzy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 02:37 PM (wOO3z)

67 60 His real name is Daniel X. Sullivan.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 29, 2026 02:36 PM (Cqx++)

Quick.. See if he wants to run in Alaska we could use another one...

Posted by: Mary Peltola who has nothing at all to do with this at October 29, 2026 02:38 PM (+gK6I)

68
Sounds like he wanted to get caught.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 29, 2026 02:38 PM (4Aqsh)

69 Let's at least acknowledge Trump is a major multigenerational outlier.

What does that say about our society? I never thought that I’d hear socialism (Marxism) spoken about so openly positive by such a large portion of our country.

Posted by: Unkaren at October 29, 2026 02:39 PM (m6fGY)

70 By the late 80s I mostly had a flame for Susanna Hoffs for while.

There’s no other possible reason I actually bought The Bangles CDs other than her.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:39 PM (6ydKt)

71 I'll have the zebra brisket. Thanks.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 02:36 PM (wOO3z)

Chef carving zebra roast: "White meat or black?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 02:40 PM (fzlJX)

72 Susanna Hoffs is 67 and still good looking

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 02:41 PM (f8snw)

73 "The arrest warrants identified two of the suspects as 17-year-old Shane Keith Taylor and 21-year-old Michael Brandon Terry, who allegedly reached an agreement with an unidentified juvenile suspect to provide weapons and had planned outfits and discussed buying body armor, video cameras and combat boots." -- Misty Severi, Just The News

Seriously? You don't need combat boots to shoot up a school; tennies would work just fine. Ditch the flip-flops, sure. But to say, "Oh no Chuck Taylors aren't good enough, I need combat boots for traction on.. uh.. pavement and manicured lawns," you're just trying to look cool. And if that's your real goal, you could just get the boots and not shoot anyone; it's perfectly allowed.

Posted by: SciVo at October 29, 2026 02:41 PM (ke3zm)

74 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 02:42 PM (ccf/V)

75 I might have to listen to some Runaways if I can remember to.

I like Joan Jett, too.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:42 PM (6ydKt)

76 never thought that I’d hear socialism (Marxism) spoken about so openly positive by such a large portion of our country.

Posted by: Unkaren at October 29, 2026 02:39 PM (m6fGY)

Once the Obama admin turned the country into one giant college campus it was only a matter of time.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 02:42 PM (hVPzc)

77 Lita Ford was a 1.

Also did a duet with Ozzy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 02:37 PM (wOO3z)

Where he sings "Heaven, is in the palm of my hand....and it's waiting here for you....."

*grabs crotch*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 02:42 PM (ccf/V)

78 During interviews with federal investigators, Unglesbee reportedly admitted to sending the items as a copycat action. He acknowledged that recipients would likely perceive the substance as dangerous materials like anthrax and experience concern for their personal safety. Court records show that Unglesbee has an extensive criminal background, including previous convictions for child sexual assault, impersonating law enforcement, and threatening a local police chief. He is currently listed as a registered sex offender.

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So, a typical Democrat.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 29, 2026 02:43 PM (uhVAy)

79 Sounds like he wanted to get caught.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 29, 2026 02:38 PM (4Aqsh)

He put his actual return address......I'd say yeah, he's looking for some attention.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 02:44 PM (ccf/V)

80 He may or may not be retarded.

Until about 10 years ago, I never encountered adult rhotacism (baby talk) in people of otherwise normal intelligence. Since that time, I started seeing it both on the internet, and with young adults and teenagers in meatspace.

Speech therapists notice it too, and treat it as some big mystery. I think it's obviously of a piece with the general loss of ability in younger people to hold normal conversations, maintain eye contact, follow nonverbal social cues, and so forth - they're regressing in communication skills because of the phones.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2026 02:45 PM (BI5O2)

81 73 Susanna Hoffs is 67 and still good looking
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 02:41 PM (f8snw)

She has some enticing eyes.
Surprised Hollywood never tried to get her into acting like Madonna.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:45 PM (6ydKt)

82 I read he put his return address on the envelope

**

I suspect familial ties to Jasmine Crocket or a box of rocks.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 29, 2026 02:45 PM (8C1eU)

83 Re: 80s mystery click - was peak Chrissie Hynde attractive? I'm thinking of her slinking around in the waitress outfit in the Brass In Pocket video.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 29, 2026 02:25 PM (JzUSu)

______

She never did anything for me. Not ugly or unattractive, just average. Which is not a good thing in a decade known for scorching hotties.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

her voice was great though

Posted by: Oldcat at October 29, 2026 02:46 PM (uhVAy)

84
She has some enticing eyes.
Surprised Hollywood never tried to get her into acting like Madonna.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:45 PM (6ydKt)

Madonna, who doesn't really have much enticing whatsoever........likely sucked and f*cked her way into whatever she wanted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 02:46 PM (ccf/V)

85 Until about 10 years ago, I never encountered adult rhotacism (baby talk) in people of otherwise normal intelligence. Since that time, I started seeing it both on the internet, and with young adults and teenagers in meatspace.
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I started noticing it recently on calls with customer service types. At first I thought it was AI. It's quite creepy.

Posted by: Vilano Man at October 29, 2026 02:48 PM (Ovx+P)

86 Until about 10 years ago, I never encountered adult rhotacism (baby talk) in people of otherwise normal intelligence. Since that time, I started seeing it both on the internet, and with young adults and teenagers in meatspace.
____

F*cking millennials.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 02:48 PM (ccf/V)

87 I read somewhere that this dumbass put his real return address on the envelopes he sent to the congress critters.

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Didn't Jerry Springer pay a hooker with a personal check? Not too bright.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 29, 2026 02:20 PM (qBdHI)

he wasn't a Democrat at the time since I think at that time there was no Democrat party in Cincinnati - Republicans and Charterites. Pretty wierd.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 29, 2026 02:49 PM (uhVAy)

88 They were postmarked in Springfield, Illinois, on Oct. 19 and had Unglesbee's name handwritten in the return address section.

Dumbass.

Posted by: Jussie Smollet at October 29, 2026 02:49 PM (jb8Ss)

89 She never did anything for me. Not ugly or unattractive, just average. Which is not a good thing in a decade known for scorching hotties.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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She wouldn't have been out of place on the Munsters.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 29, 2026 02:49 PM (JzUSu)

90 This guy clearly not a rocket scientist or brain surgeon… more like severely retarded. He put his name a return address on the envelopes? Okay… that’s one way to go

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 29, 2026 02:49 PM (znwa7)

91 F*cking millennials.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 02:48 PM (ccf/V)

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Named Todd

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 29, 2026 02:50 PM (2UnvF)

92 there's a movie or video of a young Susanna Hoffs frolicking around in her underwear...amazing. **Boing**

Posted by: dananjcon at October 29, 2026 02:50 PM (8C1eU)

93 Madonna, who doesn't really have much enticing whatsoever........likely sucked and f*cked her way into whatever she wanted.
Posted by: Sponge

"Material Girl" came on over a store music rotation the other day and I was amazed how biggly it sucked.

Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 02:50 PM (Y8DZL)

94 Susanna Hoffs is 67 and still good looking
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 02:41 PM (f8snw)

She has some enticing eyes.
Surprised Hollywood never tried to get her into acting like Madonna.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:45 PM (6ydKt)
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They did. The Allnighter. She just didn't take off.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

95 77 never thought that I’d hear socialism (Marxism) spoken about so openly positive by such a large portion of our country.

Posted by: Unkaren at October 29, 2026 02:39 PM (m6fGY)

If you had gone to school from the 90s to today, you’d understand better.

They’ve been brainwashing the rug rats for thirty years and the results are obvious.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:51 PM (6ydKt)

96 Surprised Hollywood never tried to get her into acting like Madonna.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:45 PM

She was in some movie, not remembering title off hand

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2026 02:51 PM (Ia/+0)

97 @81.
He's looking for some attention.

Well, he made the AOS.

Posted by: Case at October 29, 2026 02:52 PM (fzmBj)

98 90 They were postmarked in Springfield, Illinois, on Oct. 19 and had Unglesbee's name handwritten in the return address section.

Dumbass.
Posted by: Jussie Smollet at October 29, 2026 02:49 PM (jb8Ss)

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lol

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 29, 2026 02:52 PM (iOpI2)

99 Next August? When school isn't back in session, yet? Wut?

Posted by: GWB at October 29, 2026 02:52 PM (kU0PQ)

100 Madonna, who doesn't really have much enticing whatsoever........likely sucked and f*cked her way into whatever she wanted.
Posted by: Sponge

"Material Girl" came on over a store music rotation the other day and I was amazed how biggly it sucked.
Posted by: Auspex at October 29, 2026 02:50 PM (Y8DZL)
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The only interesting part of the song is at the end, when she's now rich from her golddigging and is now herself the target of golddiggers.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

101 He's looking for some attention.

Well, he made the AOS.
Posted by: Case at October 29, 2026 02:52 PM (fzmBj)

Slow news day

Posted by: It's me donna at October 29, 2026 02:53 PM (+gK6I)

102 They did. The Allnighter. She just didn't take off.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

Damn, I’ll have to watch that, never heard of it.
Only drawback is it has John Cussack in it, too.

Madonna sucked all of the oxygen out of the room back then, I don’t think other singers had a chance with her around.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:53 PM (6ydKt)

103 And now Madonna wears a diaper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 02:53 PM (wOO3z)

104 A copycat? How many years later?
Dude is slow on the uptake.

Posted by: GWB at October 29, 2026 02:54 PM (kU0PQ)

105
The only interesting part of the song is at the end, when she's now rich from her golddigging and is now herself the target of golddiggers.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

The only thing she ever did that entertained me was on The Tonight Show where she was being interviewed by Jay Leno and he asked her what she meant by "Rita Hayward gave good face."

"Well, it's not like giving good head or anything....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 02:54 PM (ccf/V)

106 Grunblig bloopdrug fligfliv

Posted by: Howdy at October 29, 2026 02:54 PM (Uytv8)

107 There’s a lot going on in these comments about very unrelated topics! This one might be a bit tricky in our musical.

Posted by: Piper at October 29, 2026 02:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

108 "...and had Unglesbee's name handwritten in the return address section."

Just a desperate cry for help? He will surely get the counseling he needs for the next 3-5 years.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 29, 2026 02:55 PM (vbXSk)

109
That mention of Robert Creamer got me to chatbotting. RIGHT, he was one of James O'Keeffe's early hits! Another guy who went down with him was pathetic dweeb Scott Foval, who was just getting into political activism -- paid by the DNC through Bob Creamer -- and whose life crashed and burned pretty much like Monica Lewinsky's.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 02:55 PM (mmrXZ)

110 There’s a lot going on in these comments about very unrelated topics! This one might be a bit tricky in our musical.
Posted by: Piper at October 29, 2026 02:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

Musical?

You've been there for Karaoke night, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 02:56 PM (ccf/V)

111 Madonna, who doesn't really have much enticing whatsoever........likely sucked and f*cked her way into whatever she wanted.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 02:46 PM (ccf/V)

The only film I really liked her in was A League of Their Own and that was probably because the part fit her well and she wasn’t in the lead role.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:56 PM (6ydKt)

112 They did. The Allnighter. She just didn't take off.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

Damn, I’ll have to watch that, never heard of it.
Only drawback is it has John Cussack in it, too.

Madonna sucked all of the oxygen out of the room back then, I don’t think other singers had a chance with her around.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 02:53 PM (6ydKt)
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It's ... terrible. But if you like her, it might be worth it. So cheesily 80s ....

Joan Cusack! She plays a roommate or something.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

113 106 And now Madonna wears a diaper.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 02:53 PM (wOO3z)

1988 Madonna would make fun of current year Madonna.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 29, 2026 02:56 PM (H67ia)

114
He should have sent them in ballot envelopes, they would have been protected and delivered.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 29, 2026 02:57 PM (OkYzo)

115 113 There’s a lot going on in these comments about very unrelated topics! This one might be a bit tricky in our musical.
Posted by: Piper at October 29, 2026 02:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

Musical?

You've been there for Karaoke night, right?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 02:56 PM (ccf/V)

As with everything I do, we can worry about details later.

Posted by: Piper at October 29, 2026 02:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

116
As with everything I do, we can worry about details later.
Posted by: Piper at October 29, 2026 02:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

Heh.....details......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 02:58 PM (ccf/V)

117 Yum yum yum

Posted by: Howdy...I like to eat my own poop at October 29, 2026 02:58 PM (Uytv8)

118 The only interesting part of the song is at the end, when she's now rich from her golddigging and is now herself the target of golddiggers.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

The only thing she ever did that entertained me was on The Tonight Show where she was being interviewed by Jay Leno and he asked her what she meant by "Rita Hayward gave good face."

"Well, it's not like giving good head or anything....."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 02:54 PM (ccf/V)
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And yea, like she wrote those lyrics anyway ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

119 If at first you don't succeed . . .

Incredibly beautiful video of a bald eagle fishing.

https://tinyurl.com/23jhdeev

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 02:59 PM (ndZc7)

120
The only thing she ever did that entertained me was on The Tonight Show where she was being interviewed by Jay Leno and he asked her what she meant by "Rita Hayward gave good face."

"Well, it's not like giving good head or anything....."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 02:54 PM

I liked early Madonna's music. I like Into the Groove and Crazy for You and Gambler.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 29, 2026 02:59 PM (H67ia)

121 Of course, he's a Democrat because he was stupid enough to put his name on the return address.

Posted by: logprof at October 29, 2026 02:59 PM (eS0lA)

122 The Allnighter was pretty bad.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 02:59 PM (f8snw)

123 We're doing a musical? That can't be good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 02:59 PM (wOO3z)

124 Those damn kids and their Socialism. Before you know it ... they'll just delete people that point out their own Hypocrisy.

Posted by: Color Me Shocked at October 29, 2026 03:01 PM (nbmFO)

125 Susanna Hoffs is 67 and still good looking
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 02:41 PM (f8snw)

She's got great jeans.

Posted by: Sydney Sweeney at October 29, 2026 03:02 PM (4RzeP)

126 We're doing a musical? That can't be good.

Ace out front on his Vespa shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 03:02 PM (2ocoG)

127 Social Security passed out the first checks in 1940.

The Top Tax Rate was 91% in 1963.

Some of you ... yeah, Boomers ... absolutely kill me.
Posted by: Howdy at October 29, 2026 02:54 PM (Uytv

First off, I’m not a Boomer by about a decade and a half.

Second, no matter how high taxes were or old people getting a pension, our public schools and universities went full leftwing starting in the 90s after the fall of the Soviet Union, Bill Ayers, among hundreds of thousands of other ‘educators’ across the world, made it their missions to turn Millennials, and every generation afterwards, into full-fledged socialists from kindergarten on up.

And it worked brilliantly.

Nobody was getting participation trophies in the 1960s.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 03:02 PM (6ydKt)

128 The Allnighter was pretty bad.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 02:59 PM (f8snw)

Can you blame a woman's acting career not taking off because she was given a roll in a shit movie that didn't relate with anyone?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)

129
He is currently listed as a registered sex offender.

___________

Your archetypical registered Democrat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 29, 2026 03:03 PM (eRlcH)

130 Madonna wearing a diaper > Madonna shitting onstage

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 03:03 PM (f8snw)

131 Those damn kids and their Socialism. Before you know it ... they'll just delete people that point out their own Hypocrisy.
Posted by: Color Me Shocked at October 29, 2026 03:01 PM (nbmFO)

I believe that is known as a 'wrecker' or 'Counter revolutionary'.

You see them keeping the terms around. Some wide eyed doe reading communist history (a small bit, before all the murders happen) and thinks 'yeah! I like that word!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

132 128 The Allnighter was pretty bad.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 02:59 PM (f8snw)

Can you blame a woman's acting career not taking off because she was given a roll in a shit movie that didn't relate with anyone?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 03:02 PM

She must not have wanted to be in movies because her husband is Jay Roach.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 29, 2026 03:04 PM (H67ia)

133 Can you blame a woman's acting career not taking off because she was given a roll in a shit movie that didn't relate with anyone?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)
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Not really, no.

Posted by: Klinton Spilsbury at October 29, 2026 03:04 PM (amcLV)

134 The only thing she ever did that entertained me was on The Tonight Show where she was being interviewed by Jay Leno and he asked her what she meant by "Rita Hayward gave good face."

"Well, it's not like giving good head or anything....."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 29, 2026 02:54 PM

The reason she was popular - for some version of popular - was because she just said the obvious.

Mel Brooks did. More shocking, really. And the friggin' 80s and 90s went on a mini-version of now and tried to stop that. PMRC and all that.

Madonna got credit for at least saying, bluntly, what we were all thinking.

Its really dumb. The generation that spent it's entire youth high and screwing suddenly became prudes as soon as they found themselves in charge.

Posted by: Color Me Shocked at October 29, 2026 03:04 PM (nbmFO)

135 Just saw that the company offering a 4 year cruise for people who wanted to escape Trump went bankrupt and forced all the passengers to disembark in Cambodia. Heart of stone not to laugh and all that.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

136 Susanna Hoffs is 67 and still good looking
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 02:41 PM (f8snw)

She's got great jeans.
Posted by: Sydney Sweeney at October 29, 2026 03:02 PM (4RzeP)

I also suspect Ms Hoffs realizes that just enough is good with plastic surgery. If (and I am not sure) she uses it, her surgeon is a master of the craft.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

137 My first social security check is due in about a month. Wonder what to waste it on...?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 03:06 PM (RIvkX)

138 Virginia AG Jay Jones: AR-15s are not protected by the second amendment because they're not "arms."

https://tinyurl.com/zb5hu3u8

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Well, points for originality.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 03:06 PM (ndZc7)

139 Ahhh Joan not John Cussack.

She’s not as bad as her brother, but I’ve never said “I gotta go see this Joan Cussack movie today” in my entire life.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 03:06 PM (6ydKt)

140 Just saw that the company offering a 4 year cruise for people who wanted to escape Trump went bankrupt and forced all the passengers to disembark in Cambodia. Heart of stone not to laugh and all that.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)
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Fuel cost went from $1,800 to $8,000

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 03:07 PM (RIvkX)

141 Just saw that the company offering a 4 year cruise for people who wanted to escape Trump went bankrupt and forced all the passengers to disembark in Cambodia. Heart of stone not to laugh and all that.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)
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Was talked about at some length yesterday. I suggested ace make a post about it, as the schadenfreude is so delicious I wet my pants.

The cruise literally told these TDS losers to "get the fuck off the boat" and dumped them in some shithole, without any way to get home.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

142 Just saw that the company offering a 4 year cruise for people who wanted to escape Trump went bankrupt and forced all the passengers to disembark in Cambodia. Heart of stone not to laugh and all that.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)
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Would have been funnier if it had been Haiti, but I'll allow it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 29, 2026 03:07 PM (amcLV)

143 Just saw that the company offering a 4 year cruise for people who wanted to escape Trump went bankrupt and forced all the passengers to disembark in Cambodia. Heart of stone not to laugh and all that.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

From Airplane!

Jack Kirkpatrick: Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 03:08 PM (qx7Zg)

144 I had to do a double take on this. Picture has his name tape as admiral along with the US Army tape on uniform. General Admiral of the USA.
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Emma 🇺🇸
@Emmaiid11
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17h
🚨BREAKING: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has nominated Lt. Gen. Kevin Admiral, a Black three-star general, to lead U.S. Army Europe and Africa and serve as commander of NATO’s Allied Land Command.

Admiral currently commands III Armored Corps at Fort Hood, Texas.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 03:08 PM (E4rtv)

145 Nobody was getting participation trophies in the 1960s.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 03:02 PM (6ydKt)

Pick up a history book.

The best educated scientific minds of the Western World collectively came "this close" to stopping the work on the original Atomic Bomb. Why ?

Because, in their minds, 100K to 1Million American GIs killed and wounded would have been "better". And after ? Its a fact. American Academia leaked that shit as fast as possible to the Soviets. Because "it would be fair".

Slick ... the 60's WAS NOT some generation of stiff-necked, All-American shit. Not by a long shot. Never has been.

Posted by: Color Me Shocked at October 29, 2026 03:09 PM (nbmFO)

146 First, it was Florida man, so I left there and moved here.

WTF?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 29, 2026 03:09 PM (PKL0q)

147 Fuel cost went from $1,800 to $8,000
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 03:07 PM (RIvkX)

So? Anchor in the lagoon offshore of Gilligan's Island. Run the air conditioning off solar panels.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 03:10 PM (fzlJX)

148 Virginia AG Jay Jones: AR-15s are not protected by the second amendment because they're not "arms."

https://tinyurl.com/zb5hu3u8

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Well, points for originality.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 03:06 PM (ndZc7)

Didn't he also argue in the amicus brief that machine guns (er, machineguns) are in common usage?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 03:10 PM (qx7Zg)

149 137 My first social security check is due in about a month. Wonder what to waste it on...?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 03:06 PM (RIvkX)

Hookers and blow?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 03:10 PM (6ydKt)

150 Kind of nice outside, going to take a bike ride

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)

151 We're doing a musical? That can't be good.
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It's much better than Cats. Go see it again and again.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 03:10 PM (hVPzc)

152 @44 General Admiral? Better than Major Major I guess

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 03:11 PM (f8snw)

153 Just saw that the company offering a 4 year cruise for people who wanted to escape Trump went bankrupt and forced all the passengers to disembark in Cambodia. Heart of stone not to laugh and all that.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

That shit might be worth losing the House over

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 03:12 PM (hVPzc)

154 🚨BREAKING: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has nominated Lt. Gen. Kevin Admiral, a Black three-star general, to lead U.S. Army Europe and Africa and serve as commander of NATO’s Allied Land Command.

Admiral currently commands III Armored Corps at Fort Hood, Texas.
Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 03:08 PM (E4rtv)
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Roger Roger!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 03:12 PM (RIvkX)

155 Just saw that the company offering a 4 year cruise for people who wanted to escape Trump went bankrupt and forced all the passengers to disembark in Cambodia. Heart of stone not to laugh and all that.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

Where are guys getting info that it was an anti-Trump cruise? Wikipedia sez they had booked most of the suites by early 2024.

Posted by: far cry at October 29, 2026 03:12 PM (4RzeP)

156 "Material Girl" came on over a store music rotation the other day and I was amazed how biggly it sucked.
Posted by: Auspex
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The video is what made the song a hit. Back in the days when a popular MTV video was a guaranteed chart hit. Throwback to MGM song and dance numbers.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 03:12 PM (E4rtv)

157 Hookers and blow?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 03:10 PM (6ydKt)
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And ammo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 03:12 PM (RIvkX)

158 Did Pam Blondi have this file on her desk too?

Posted by: Worthless Bitch at October 29, 2026 03:13 PM (JAh4c)

159 Do be a do bee
Don't be an Unglesbee
Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 02:12 PM (odBC9)

Too bad he didn't try to run. Bodycam footage could have been called, "Flight of the Unglesbee", featuring appropriate musical accompaniment ..

https://youtu.be/ZE_xEboF2u8?t=12

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 29, 2026 03:13 PM (08OqX)

160
Where are guys getting info that it was an anti-Trump cruise? Wikipedia sez they had booked most of the suites by early 2024.

Posted by: far cry at October 29, 2026 03:12 PM (4RzeP)

Forget it. We're rolling.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 03:13 PM (hVPzc)

161 Well, at least it's not a lynching hate crime hoax.

Mexican woman pleads guilty to lying about ICE kidnapping to stir up trouble

RT Intl
@RT_on_X
LA illegal immigrant pleads GUILTY to faking ICE KIDNAPPING

Last year, protests erupted after Yuriana Julia Pelaez Calderon claimed masked men snatched her at gunpoint & tried forcing her to self-deport

Meanwhile, she was hiding in Bakersfield as activists demanded her release

https://tinyurl.com/3mkntv6e

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 03:14 PM (ndZc7)

162 Where are guys getting info that it was an anti-Trump cruise? Wikipedia sez they had booked most of the suites by early 2024.
Posted by: far cry at October 29, 2026 03:12 PM (4RzeP)

One would expect Wikipedia would edit out any references that might reflect badly on anti-Trump types.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 03:14 PM (fzlJX)

163 "The Unglesbee Directive" was a lesser known Ludlum novel.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 29, 2026 03:14 PM (PSEDc)

164 BREAKING: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has nominated Lt. Gen. Kevin Admiral, a Black three-star general, to lead U.S. Army Europe and Africa and serve as commander of NATO’s Allied Land Command.
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Sounds like landlocked Hungary run by Admiral Horthy. I had a Sergeant Sargent as a drill sergeant.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 29, 2026 03:15 PM (Fv808)

165 Clancyism seems to be spreading even to killing other people's kids. If you have kids, get them off social media for their own mental health.
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Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
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19h
UC San Diego PhD student told police that she had the urge to murder children after beating her friend's newborn baby to death.

Nicole Virzi has pleaded guilty to murdering her friend's 6-week-old baby and injuring his twin brother.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 03:16 PM (E4rtv)

166 General Admiral? Lololol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 29, 2026 03:16 PM (BI5O2)

167 150 Kind of nice outside, going to take a bike ride
Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2026 03:10 PM (Ia/+0)

Cool, Skip.

Posted by: m at October 29, 2026 03:16 PM (odBC9)

168 I'm still laughing at a news story in the Milwaukee area. With the Brewers winning the World Series, evidently a lot of fans are visiting Bob Uecker's grave site.

https://tinyurl.com/yz9try4v

When you get to the photo of the gravestone, look closely. Somebody thought he needed a beer.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 29, 2026 03:16 PM (qx7Zg)

169 Heh. The Canucks have been left at the altar. The EU has abandoned plans to offer Canada "associate status ' after Italy, Germany and others balked. Canada to come back to us with Garvin hand in 3,2,.....

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 03:16 PM (f8snw)

170 I had a Sergeant Sargent as a drill sergeant.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 29, 2026 03:15 PM (Fv80

My aunt's first husband was named Sargent. An NCO in Vietnam.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 29, 2026 03:16 PM (PSEDc)

171
Fuel cost went from $1,800 to $8,000
Posted by: San Franpsycho

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Reportedly, the company was a skeevy operator before that. Ref flags. Bad communication with clients and whatnot.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 03:16 PM (mmrXZ)

172 Just saw that the company offering a 4 year cruise for people who wanted to escape Trump went bankrupt and forced all the passengers to disembark in Cambodia. Heart of stone not to laugh and all that.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 29, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

Where are guys getting info that it was an anti-Trump cruise? Wikipedia sez they had booked most of the suites by early 2024.
Posted by: far cry at October 29, 2026 03:12 PM (4RzeP)
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The ship just goes around and around and passengers get on and off as their cruises end. The ship was promoting a "get away from Trump" trip at the end of 2024.

"The "Skip Forward" Package: Launched in late 2024 shortly after Donald Trump won his second presidential term, the cruise marketed itself as a multi-year floating home or escape package for Americans looking to leave the country."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 03:17 PM (iFTx/)

173 UC San Diego PhD student told police that she had the urge to murder children after beating her friend's newborn baby to death.
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You can't only beat just one.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 03:17 PM (hVPzc)

174 Too bad he didn't try to run. Bodycam footage could have been called, "Flight of the Unglesbee", featuring appropriate musical accompaniment ..

https://youtu.be/ZE_xEboF2u8?t=12
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 29, 2026 03:13 PM (08OqX)

Hah! I was expecting Yakety Sax.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2026 03:17 PM (fzlJX)

175 158 Did Pam Blondi have this file on her desk too?
Posted by: Worthless Bitch at October 29, 2026 03:13 PM (JAh4c)

Yes. As well as one of the things Bongino will never get over.

Posted by: Reforger at October 29, 2026 03:18 PM (Ae6Br)

176 We're doing a musical? That can't be good.
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It's much better than Cats. Go see it again and again.
Posted by: ...

We could a musical about Trump's intemporate language and call it Pussy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 03:18 PM (ndZc7)

177 Another rectification of wrongs.

Emma 🇺🇸
@Emmaiid11
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15h
🚨BREAKING: President Trump PARDONED Bevelyn Williams, the pro-life advocate sentenced to 41 months in federal prison for her actions outside a Manhattan abortion clinic. Her conviction under the FACE Act came from preaching, praying on the sidewalk, and blocking access to the entrance during a protest in which a staff member claimed a hand injury.

Williams had served only a few months of that sentence when the pardon was issued. The clemency also freed 22 other activists convicted under the same law for similar protests at abortion clinics — cases where prayer and direct efforts to prevent abortions were treated as federal crimes punishable by years in prison, while attacks on pregnancy resource centers went largely unprosecuted.

The pardon makes clear that defending the unborn should not be a jailable offense. Religious expression and peaceful opposition to abortion should be protected, not singled out for federal prosecution.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 03:18 PM (E4rtv)

178 Mexican woman pleads guilty to lying about ICE kidnapping to stir up trouble ...

Is she here legally?
Double the number of ICE, double the number of deportees.
More than that; Troublesome Judges, lawfare can work both ways.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 03:19 PM (Pee1E)

179 I also suspect Ms Hoffs realizes that just enough is good with plastic surgery. If (and I am not sure) she uses it, her surgeon is a master of the craft.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 29, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)
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Some of us manage quite well without injections, Botox or the knife.

I didn't know the cruise dump in Cambodia was to escape President Trump! I might read about it now vs scanning headlines.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 29, 2026 03:19 PM (hzuYO)

180 Fuel cost went from $1,800 to $8,000
Posted by: San Franpsycho

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Reportedly, the company was a skeevy operator before that. Ref flags. Bad communication with clients and whatnot.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 29, 2026 03:16 PM (mmrXZ)
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Most of these ultra-long cruises are. Mostly underfunded start-ups and long shots. This ain't the first time this happened.

I'll bet the cruise was on very thin ice from the beginning.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 29, 2026 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

181 You can't only beat just one.
Posted by: ...
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You've been infected with English sense of black humor.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 03:19 PM (E4rtv)

182 Less filling! Tastes great!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 03:19 PM (wOO3z)

183 UC San Diego PhD student told police that she had the urge to murder children after beating her friend's newborn baby to death.

Sounds like she had the urge before.
If something like that happened to my child (i don't have one, but if), there wouldn't be a perp to arrest.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 29, 2026 03:20 PM (Fv808)

184 166 General Admiral? Lololol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Well, tanks are kind of a land ship I guess.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)

185 Buying crypto with taxpayer's money should be a capital crime.

@KanekoaTheGreat
BREAKING: The DOJ’s “Operation Ghostbusters” has flagged 830,840 potentially fraudulent federal student aid IDs, tied to nearly $130 million, in a scheme that allegedly used stolen American identities to enroll fake “ghost students” and send the aid money to Kenya.

5 charged, $32M+ in confirmed losses so far, $750K+ in crypto seized, and DOJ estimates the total fraud since 2021 at well over $200 million.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 29, 2026 03:21 PM (nEUC6)

186 Roger Roger!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026 03:12 PM (RIvkX)

What's our vector, Victor?

Posted by: Captain Oveur at October 29, 2026 03:21 PM (zZu0s)

187 You've been infected with English sense of black humor.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 03:19 PM (E4rtv)

Would you believe it goes back before her. What do you think the attraction was?

It certainly wasn't my wallet. Or anything else really. And I use the word attraction loosely.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 03:21 PM (hVPzc)

188 When you get to the photo of the gravestone, look closely. Somebody thought he needed a beer.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Tell me it was a can of Milwaukee's Best. Lie if you must.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 03:21 PM (E4rtv)

189 Didn't he also argue in the amicus brief that machine guns (er, machineguns) are in common usage?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Yes, he's a double threat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 29, 2026 03:22 PM (ndZc7)

190 173 UC San Diego PhD student told police that she had the urge to murder children after beating her friend's newborn baby to death.
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Did her thesis on......depression
.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 03:22 PM (Pee1E)

191 Trump went bankrupt and forced all the passengers to disembark in Cambodia

They'll work harder with a gun in their back for a bowl of rice a day.

Posted by: Some lyric I heard once at October 29, 2026 03:22 PM (LbUS+)

192 nood

Posted by: doug at October 29, 2026 03:22 PM (B1+sW)

193 Tell me it was a can of Milwaukee's Best. Lie if you must.
Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 03:21 PM (E4rtv)

Miller Lite from his old commercials.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 29, 2026 03:22 PM (wOO3z)

194 At least half of our national debt is due to fraud.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 03:23 PM (f8snw)

195 Would you believe it goes back before her. What do you think the attraction was?

It certainly wasn't my wallet. Or anything else really. And I use the word attraction loosely.
Posted by: ...
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Ah, you were an Englishman trapped in an American body. TransAmerican so to speak. A copy of the Constitution will clear that problem right up.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 03:23 PM (E4rtv)

196 President Trump PARDONED Bevelyn Williams, the pro-life advocate sentenced to 41 months in federal prison for her actions outside a Manhattan abortion clinic.
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Imagine it takes a heathen like Trump to effect this. God is weird.

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 03:23 PM (hVPzc)

197 ...tied to nearly $130 million, in a scheme that allegedly used stolen American identities to enroll fake “ghost students” and send the aid money to Kenya.
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Obama sending money to his family?

No. He's to chickenshit to do that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 03:24 PM (Pee1E)

198 Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 03:23 PM (E4rtv)

I knew I was a trans!

Posted by: ... at October 29, 2026 03:24 PM (hVPzc)

199 Miller Lite from his old commercials.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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So Milwaukee's Worst so to speak. Nasty stuff.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 03:24 PM (E4rtv)

200 UC San Diego PhD student told police that she had the urge to murder children after beating her friend's newborn baby to death.
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Execute her.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 29, 2026 03:24 PM (vJrRc)

201 Did her thesis on......depression
.

Posted by: Braenyard

Well, she can join the California Penal League to complete her education soon.

Posted by: whig at October 29, 2026 03:26 PM (E4rtv)

202 Slick ... the 60's WAS NOT some generation of stiff-necked, All-American shit. Not by a long shot. Never has been.
Posted by: Color Me Shocked at October 29, 2026 03:09 PM (nbmFO)

Oh, I got a history expert who wants to dunk on Boomers and still calls people Slick.

Let’s see, history Biff. Socialism in its most basic form has been around for oh, about three hundred years, Marxism around 180 years.

Due to Fabianism it has slowly crept into every government on the planet over that time.

Were the 1960s as socialist as the 1860s?
In Europe maybe, but mot in the USA.

To say that there were as many socialists in the United States in the 1960s as the 2020s is idiocy, and the reason we have so many more socialists today is because, once again, by the 1990s the educators of America let the freak flag fly and turned the brainwashing machine up to 11.

The result is the DSA doing a hostile takeover of the Democrat party, something they tried and failed to do in the 1960s - 1970s because only the most radical people in the most radical cities would vote for a socialist in a primary.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 29, 2026 03:27 PM (6ydKt)

203 My first social security check is due in about a month. Wonder what to waste it on...?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 29, 2026

Go to a casino, throw it on a bet

Posted by: Skip at October 29, 2026 03:36 PM (Ia/+0)

204 >>>To say that there were as many socialists in the United States in the 1960s as the 2020s is idiocy, and the reason we have so many more socialists today is because, once again, by the 1990s the educators of America let the freak flag fly and turned the brainwashing machine up to 11.

The result is the DSA doing a hostile takeover of the Democrat party, something they tried and failed to do in the 1960s - 1970s because only the most radical people in the most radical cities would vote for a socialist in a primary.

Posted by: SpeakingOf
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FDR got the ball rolling in govt. schools. Side effects of WWII was a great relaxation (sigh of relief) all is well, and the GI bill. College professors subtly insinuating socialism to new masses of students.
Each successive graduating class a tiny bit more to the left than its predecessor. Each new batch of professors more left than before. Then, by the late sixties expressing itself en mass and embraced passively, reproduced exponentially and metastasized into the monster it is today.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 29, 2026 03:39 PM (Pee1E)

205 @44 General Admiral? Better than Major Major I guess
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 29, 2026 03:11 PM (f8snw)

We had TWO Major Paynes when I was at the Academy. One was a Marine officer, the other was Air Force. And, one of them was absolutely a pain.

Posted by: GWB at October 29, 2026 03:44 PM (kU0PQ)

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