First World Problems...

You can't see it? You can't see it. YOU CAN"T SEE IT!

That is the perfidy of the spider! The evidence, its web, is invisible to the camera, so a charge, trial, and execution is impossible.

But I know it is there. And there will be consequences.

Replace the fixture? Of course. That is the minimalist response. Also in the mix is a removal and replacement of the ceiling and wiring. And certainly replacement of the ceiling joists is a reasonable approach.

No...I did not ignore fire. Cleansing fire!

Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM

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Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2026 03:00 PM (Ia/+0)

2 No need to replace the fixture after you hit it with a lighter and hair spray.
Its fireproof, right?

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2026 03:02 PM (Ia/+0)

3 An invisible nemesis? Or just not photogenic?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 01, 2026 03:03 PM (075ei)

4 I don't get it

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at November 01, 2026 03:04 PM (/enuJ)

5 Nothing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 01, 2026 03:04 PM (RxEt9)

6 I'm arachnophobic and have access to lighters. I'm kind of surprised that Pooky trusts me, to be honest.

Posted by: pookysgirl usually just screams for Pooky at November 01, 2026 03:04 PM (Wt5PA)

7 That is the perfidy of the spider! The evidence, its web, is invisible to the camera, so a charge, trial, and execution is impossible.

But I know it is there. And there will be consequences
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That's obviously one of those Hallowwen Spiders. May be more lurking in that ceiling.

Posted by: scampydog at November 01, 2026 03:05 PM (41CYW)

8
Critter in there you'd rather not live with?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 01, 2026 03:05 PM (mmrXZ)

9 some dirt like stuff around the bulb. Where is the web? Clean the dirt?

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at November 01, 2026 03:05 PM (/enuJ)

10 No...I did not ignore fire.

Skip straight to radiation. Mutations are always fun.

Posted by: DaveA at November 01, 2026 03:05 PM (FhXTo)

11 The rare dual FWP. The actual problem, and the camera problem in documenting it.

Posted by: mikeski at November 01, 2026 03:06 PM (VHUov)

12 Meanwhile the bathroom fan fixture spring wire is so stiff I'm worried I'll break it trying to clean & lube.

Posted by: DaveA at November 01, 2026 03:07 PM (FhXTo)

13
Whenever I have a situation like this, I ask myself: What is the spider eating? As long as it stays in its cave and procreates strictly at a one-one replacement rate, I might be okay with it.

Can't help noting the Haley Stevens flip: she's doing it because of patriotism, not ideology. I think this is how we win long-term.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 01, 2026 03:08 PM (mmrXZ)

14 I keep my first world problems at a minimum. Living in a rural area I have found most first world problems are in large cities. Why? Because that's where most of the people are. The more people the more problems.

Posted by: Case at November 01, 2026 03:09 PM (fzmBj)

15 Biggest FWP today are useful idiots.

Posted by: polynikes at November 01, 2026 03:10 PM (Ti9vn)

16 Man finds spider in light socket. Uses lighter to remove it. Burns down house

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 01, 2026 03:11 PM (cfGMy)

17 I posted my first world problem at the end of the last thread: Someone just texted my husband, offering to drive him to the polls to vote.

He died nearly three years ago.

Posted by: Wenda at November 01, 2026 03:12 PM (bBnVr)

18 Just run the bulb 24/7. The heat from the bulb will kill any existing spiders and deter any new residents.

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at November 01, 2026 03:14 PM (/enuJ)

19 FWP - had to move some beer cans and bottles to the refrigerator shelf where non-alcoholic beverages reside. Really unbalanced the fridge ergonomics- all to accommodate the thawing brisket.

Posted by: scampydog at November 01, 2026 03:14 PM (41CYW)

20 My FWP is modern washing machines, its so bad a rock down at the river is beginning to look like like a option

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2026 03:15 PM (Ia/+0)

21
My FWP for the day.

1) An extraordinary change for the worse is introduced due to an "emergency".

2) The change persists and becomes normalized.

3) The normalized change becomes mandatory. The better older way is either forbidden or is made impossible.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2026 03:15 PM (eRlcH)

22 I've said any Party should kick out the member who endorses the opposition party candidate. The exception occurs when the Party candidate is an American hating terrorist supporting candidate. The Party should have kicked those kind of candidates out and not the members who oppose them.

Happened with Rogers /Halley

Posted by: polynikes at November 01, 2026 03:15 PM (Ti9vn)

23 My upstairs bathroom has a fixture and spiders get there. I'd think they'd die in winter, not have enough food or something.

Hey, the girl who celebrated Kirk's murder has an apology video.

AND HALEY STEVENS IN MICHIGAN ENDORSES MIKE ROGERS.

Yeah,but like Pelosi, on a weekend before the election. Brave.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 01, 2026 03:16 PM (Sco7b)

24 Nobody offered to drive me to the polls.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 01, 2026 03:17 PM (RxEt9)

25
Nobody offered to drive me to the polls.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 01, 2026 03:17 PM (RxEt9)

__________

Nobody paid me to vote.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 01, 2026 03:17 PM (eRlcH)

26 Spiders are carnivores. Those little bitty spiders whose web you may see are eating something. Something so small you can't see it but it's there. Some almost microscopic bugs living in the house.
I don't disturb them. Let them eat.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2026 03:17 PM (pMmVV)

27 22 I've said any Party should kick out the member who endorses the opposition party candidate. The exception occurs when the Party candidate is an American hating terrorist supporting candidate. The Party should have kicked those kind of candidates out and not the members who oppose them.

Happened with Rogers /Halley
Posted by: polynikes at November 01, 2026 03:15 PM (Ti9vn)

FWP for Haley: She was disinvited by the Clyburn event when El Sayed didn't want her...so a woman scorned with nowhere to go is obviously going to accept another invite...

Clyburn expected her reaction to be to bend the knee like white male Dems do...yeah, that's nor the female reaction to getting embarrassed publicly.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 01, 2026 03:20 PM (Gb7+b)

28 The rare dual FWP. The actual problem, and the camera problem in documenting it.
Posted by: mikeski at November 01, 2026 03:06 PM (VHUov)

Spray a little water on the web to make it stand out more. You can also spray a little kerosene on it so that you can quickly eliminate the damn thing after taking the picture..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 01, 2026 03:20 PM (08OqX)

29 If spiders can get together and vote out the widows and recluses I would support them 100% and never harm another one.

Posted by: polynikes at November 01, 2026 03:20 PM (Ti9vn)

30 Tuesday is supposed to be very nice, maybe 70s. Pondering riding my bike to vote. Its almost all downhill there, maybe 10 minutes at most.

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2026 03:22 PM (Ia/+0)

31 The FWP that ticks me off are how tie manufacturers place the little cloth loop thingy on the back of the tie too low, so you've got the narrow end of the tie flapping around.

Hey, designer guys, have you never tied a tie before?

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at November 01, 2026 03:22 PM (gf7Ez)

32 FWP for Haley: She was disinvited by the Clyburn event when El Sayed didn't want her...so a woman scorned with nowhere to go is obviously going to accept another invite...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 01, 2026 03:20 PM (Gb7+b)

Kind of like President Trump hurting Canada's feelings and Canada's braintrust - such as it is - tongue-bathing the EU....

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 01, 2026 03:23 PM (Sco7b)

33 >>>The FWP that ticks me off are how tie manufacturers place the little cloth loop thingy on the back of the tie too low, so you've got the narrow end of the tie flapping around.

Hey, designer guys, have you never tied a tie before?
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at November 01, 2026 03:22 PM (gf7Ez)
*****
Probably knot.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 01, 2026 03:24 PM (Yz+hs)

34 22 I've said any Party should kick out the member who endorses the opposition party candidate. The exception occurs when the Party candidate is an American hating terrorist supporting candidate. The Party should have kicked those kind of candidates out and not the members who oppose them.

Happened with Rogers /Halley

Posted by: polynikes
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First thought was, she's a good American.
Second thought, she wants her party to take over America not his.
She sees his party, DSA, as a bigger threat than the Republican.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2026 03:25 PM (pMmVV)

35 I posted my first world problem at the end of the last thread: Someone just texted my husband, offering to drive him to the polls to vote.

He died nearly three years ago.
Posted by: Wenda at November 01, 2026 03:12 PM (bBnVr)

I got an email from the CA ballot tracking service that my ballot was rejected. That's actually good news as I've been a registered Florida voter for over a year now..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 01, 2026 03:29 PM (08OqX)

36 Posted by: Nova Local at November 01, 2026 03:20 PM (Gb7+

I don't know her reasoning but I do know Sayed is a terrorist supporting anti American Muslim infiltrator.

Posted by: polynikes at November 01, 2026 03:29 PM (Ti9vn)

37 Hey, designer guys, have you never tied a tie before?
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at November 01, 2026 03:22 PM (gf7Ez)
*****
Probably knot.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly
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Those tie makers really give a half-Windsor effort.

Posted by: scampydog at November 01, 2026 03:30 PM (41CYW)

38 >>I got an email from the CA ballot tracking service that my ballot was rejected. That's actually good news as I've been a registered Florida voter for over a year now..

Got a text the other day from the state of MA thanking me for my absentee ballot. Haven't lived there in 15 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2026 03:32 PM (viF8m)

39 It's a nice-looking light.

Posted by: m at November 01, 2026 03:33 PM (odBC9)

40 Jack Straw guess someone in Massachusetts is voting for you

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2026 03:34 PM (Ia/+0)

41 FWP: Went to vote early at the county courthouse, like I've done before. Climbed the long flight of outdoor steps that goes to the entry, with my bad knee barking at me with each step. Got to the top and found a tiny sign saying the early voting center had moved to another county building, 10 blocks away.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 01, 2026 03:35 PM (cEHXL)

42 I want to get a couple toys for the Toys For Tots drive. What are the little bratlings mewling for these days?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 01, 2026 03:35 PM (kpS4V)

43 Wow, I'm going through sites today. Kind of a lot of stuff happening.

I hope ace is having a nice relaxing weekend. It looks like a busy week.

I have on Haley Stevens video right now. She comes across as really nice and sincere here. I'm glad Abdul beat her or I'd be a lot more concerned about the Michigan race. I'm close to Detroit. The anti-Abdul ads have been brutal.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 01, 2026 03:35 PM (Sco7b)

44 Gateway Pundit....

Obama judge tosses DOJ's Alaska lawsuit over decoy Dan Sullivan.

Posted by: four seasons at November 01, 2026 03:37 PM (/QHx4)

45 My FWP i worry about is who can take care of my kittehs if I happen to leave this mortal coil.

Posted by: polynikes at November 01, 2026 03:38 PM (Ti9vn)

46 Jack Straw guess someone in Massachusetts is voting for you
Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2026 03:34 PM (Ia/+0)

No need to vote any more - Harry Enten over on CNN now says it's all over - Dems win everything!

Posted by: Boswell at November 01, 2026 03:38 PM (j10i6)

47 >>Jack Straw guess someone in Massachusetts is voting for you

Sort of seems that way Skip.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2026 03:39 PM (viF8m)

48 42 I want to get a couple toys for the Toys For Tots drive. What are the little bratlings mewling for these days?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 01, 2026 03:35 PM (kpS4V)

What age range?

Posted by: Nova Local at November 01, 2026 03:43 PM (Gb7+b)

49 The worst First World Problem I don't miss is traffic.To be on an eight lane freeway and traffic is going along at a snails pace because someone had a fender bender ten miles up the road. Meanwhile you are stuck in traffic along with a thousand other drivers and everyone is mad as hell at the delay. Very frustrating.

Posted by: Case at November 01, 2026 03:44 PM (fzmBj)

50 47 >>Jack Straw guess someone in Massachusetts is voting for you

Sort of seems that way Skip.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2026 03:39 PM (viF8m)

If you don't think the email is a scam, you could email Massachusetts elections and ask that the fradulent vote be disallowed.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 01, 2026 03:44 PM (Gb7+b)

51 45 My FWP i worry about is who can take care of my kittehs if I happen to leave this mortal coil.

Posted by: polynikes at November 01, 2026 03:38 PM (Ti9vn)

You could always specify where you want them to go, a local pet rescue for instance, in your will.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 01, 2026 03:46 PM (6ydKt)

52 The crud inside the bulb? the cracks?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2026 03:46 PM (nEUC6)

53 If you don't think the email is a scam, you could email Massachusetts elections and ask that the fradulent vote be disallowed.
Posted by: Nova Local at November 01, 2026 03:44 PM (Gb7+b)

And have the Mass authorities charge Jack Straw with election interference? For shame!

Posted by: Boswell at November 01, 2026 03:47 PM (j10i6)

54 Massachusetts will look at vote, who its for then if for a Leftist make it real and throw it in the pile

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2026 03:47 PM (Ia/+0)

55 50 47 >>Jack Straw guess someone in Massachusetts is voting for you

Sort of seems that way Skip.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2026 03:39 PM (viF8m)

If you don't think the email is a scam, you could email Massachusetts elections and ask that the fradulent vote be disallowed.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 01, 2026 03:44 PM (Gb7+b)

And then forward everything you have to Harmeet Dhillon at DOJ, in case Mass. wants to forget it ever happened.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 01, 2026 03:48 PM (6ydKt)

56 49 The worst First World Problem I don't miss is traffic.To be on an eight lane freeway and traffic is going along at a snails pace because someone had a fender bender ten miles up the road. Meanwhile you are stuck in traffic along with a thousand other drivers and everyone is mad as hell at the delay. Very frustrating.
Posted by: Case at November 01, 2026 03:44 PM (fzmBj)

My town has two intersections with 4 way lights.
You get used to that real fast.

I've lived in Michigan - the drive to Farmington Hills -ughh. And even Columbus, Ohio. I liked how falling moisture seemed to cause chaos.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 01, 2026 03:49 PM (Sco7b)

57 I got an email from the CA ballot tracking service that my ballot was rejected. That's actually good news as I've been a registered Florida voter for over a year now..

Got a text the other day from the state of MA thanking me for my absentee ballot. Haven't lived there in 15 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2026 03:32 PM (viF8m)

I've previously tried to unregister myself, but California's website requires - who want's to guess? You? Yes, you in the back waving so enthusiastically. Stand up and tell the class what the California website requires before it let's you verify/change your registration status...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 01, 2026 03:50 PM (08OqX)

58 >>If you don't think the email is a scam, you could email Massachusetts elections and ask that the fradulent vote be disallowed.

In MA? Pretty long odds they would even look at it.

I've been getting texts from MA politicians for the last the last couple months. I haven't been a registered voter in MA in 15 years. I doubt they ever clean their voters rolls.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2026 03:50 PM (viF8m)

59 I think Jack is from Rhode Island so it's entirely possible he's already voted several times across New England this week.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 01, 2026 03:50 PM (6ydKt)

60 29 If spiders can get together and vote out the widows and recluses I would support them 100% and never harm another one.

Polynikes, I’m with you mostly. But on the other hand, I’d be happy with all of them gone.
Had a jumping spider in the mailbox once. He wasn’t really a threat (1/2” across with legs, max) but I just wanted him somewhere else. Stuck my hand in to swish him out, and the little fucker jumped into the web between two fingers and bit me.
So, all spiders are asshoe.
Leave to work to the praying mantis folks.

Posted by: Gunslinger at November 01, 2026 03:50 PM (N91F8)

61 From the Babylon Bee
Toddler with full diaper and incoherent speech dresses as Joe Biden for Halloween

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 01, 2026 03:51 PM (cfGMy)

62
Spiders are carnivores. Those little bitty spiders whose web you may see are eating something. Something so small you can't see it but it's there. Some almost microscopic bugs living in the house.
I don't disturb them. Let them eat.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Give 'em a napkin.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2026 03:51 PM (Cqx++)

63
If spiders can get together and vote out the widows and recluses I would support them 100% and never harm another one.
Posted by: polynikes

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That's the thing, the moderate spiders won't speak out to condemn the murderous minority.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 01, 2026 03:51 PM (mmrXZ)

64 Bad things keep happening to bad people. Man, GatewayPundit is on fire today....

California election officials have told a federal judge that Department of Justice letters, grand jury subpoenas, and warnings of criminal liability over potential noncitizen voting have caused “severe” mental health concerns, including fear, anxiety, and poll worker no-shows, according to declarations filed last week.
The claims come as the Trump administration presses counties to address lists of voters flagged as likely noncitizens ahead of the November 3 midterms.

In court papers submitted as part of a lawsuit by unions and civil rights groups seeking to halt the DOJ’s actions, Santa Clara County Registrar of Voters Matt Moreles stated that “the federal government’s conduct has had and continues to have a severe chilling effect on my staff and me.”

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 01, 2026 03:52 PM (Sco7b)

65 I've previously tried to unregister myself, but California's website requires - who want's to guess? You? Yes, you in the back waving so enthusiastically. Stand up and tell the class what the California website requires before it let's you verify/change your registration status...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 01, 2026 03:50 PM (08OqX)

A California tax return from the previous year?
A California driver's license number?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 01, 2026 03:52 PM (6ydKt)

66 There's a big political battle going on whether Poland will be another part of the EU failure, another immigrant breeding ground, or a free republic and there's not one word to be found in the media. Don't have X so research is limited.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2026 03:53 PM (pMmVV)

67 >> think Jack is from Rhode Island so it's entirely possible he's already voted several times across New England this week.

Allegedly. You can't prove it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)

68
Hey, the girl who celebrated Kirk's murder has an apology video.

Posted by: Stateless

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Yeah, all the right words. The bedraggled appearance as if she's been living on bread and water for three days. The trembling voice. And just out of frame, a furious mother whose real estate biz has been compromised pointing a gun at her head. On the other side, an immigration lawyer making sure she sticks to the script.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 01, 2026 03:55 PM (mmrXZ)

69 Face spiders are the worst.

Posted by: Eromero at November 01, 2026 03:55 PM (s50V1)

70 Like Braenyard, I leave my spiders alone. They're eating something. We're talking harmless shy spiders like daddy long-legs. In fact I "rescue" them from the shower regularly, have gotten adept at draping the piece of t.p. for them to crawl on, then toss them in the corner of the bathroom. It's an ecosystem, I'm thinking.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2026 03:55 PM (U/Byj)

71 What age range?

Posted by: Nova Local at November 01, 2026 03:43 PM (Gb7+b)
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Kid to tweener, I guess.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 01, 2026 03:55 PM (kpS4V)

72 In court papers submitted as part of a lawsuit by unions and civil rights groups seeking to halt the DOJ’s actions, Santa Clara County Registrar of Voters Matt Moreles stated that “the federal government’s conduct has had and continues to have a severe chilling effect on my staff and me.”
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 01, 2026 03:52 PM (Sco7b)

I want a job with no accountability so I can work stress free and be allowed to make as many errors as necessary..... uh I mean as I do.

Posted by: polynikes at November 01, 2026 03:56 PM (Ti9vn)

73 California election officials have told a federal judge that Department of Justice letters, grand jury subpoenas, and warnings of criminal liability over potential noncitizen voting have caused “severe” mental health concerns, including fear, anxiety, and poll worker no-shows, according to declarations filed last week.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 01, 2026 03:52 PM (Sco7b)

Trump hurt their feelings again.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 01, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)

74
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2026 03:17 PM (pMmVV)

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#13. Horde mind supports the ordinary spiders that only care about kitchen table issues and don't give af about Spider Pride Day.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 01, 2026 03:57 PM (mmrXZ)

75 What are the little bratlings mewling for these days?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 01, 2026 03:35 PM (kpS4V)

Those Weird squishy toys seem to be the rage.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sPumpkin at November 01, 2026 03:57 PM (k5CNB)

76 This time of year, it probably came in from outside to lay eggs. Next spring they will hatch and you will have a house full of it's offspring. Creepy, crawly little spiders, which will come out at night, looking for someone to bite. So you have that going for you, which is nice.

Sleep well. Or burn down the house.

Posted by: a.moron at November 01, 2026 03:57 PM (X5Jzz)

77 67 >> think Jack is from Rhode Island so it's entirely possible he's already voted several times across New England this week.

Allegedly. You can't prove it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 01, 2026 03:54 PM (viF8m)

The Dems have your name and info, so they're voting for you.
Straight-ticket Democrat in 10 jurisdictions.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 01, 2026 03:59 PM (6ydKt)

78 Imagine a country in which the Santa Clara nonsense is possible. It apparently is where we all live. But it's pretty much limited to that, just happen to live here. No connection respect or interest whatsoever in the dumbed-down pathetic populace.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2026 04:00 PM (U/Byj)

79 Latest polls show massive tsunami has already formed

Tuesday it hits the shore

Tmj in panic mode as reality sets in

57 d senate likely
55 d senate banked

lol

Sad!

Posted by: AOS cope at November 01, 2026 04:00 PM (x+Rx3)

80
letters, grand jury subpoenas, and warnings of criminal liability over potential noncitizen voting have caused “severe” mental health concerns, including fear, anxiety, and poll worker no-shows

Posted by: Stateless

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You mean the legion of rubber-stampers and look-the-other-way bureaucrats might be held responsible for their bad faith and failure?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 01, 2026 04:00 PM (mmrXZ)

81 Deranged Paki fag shit the bed again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2026 04:01 PM (0kX4S)

82 Yeah, all the right words. The bedraggled appearance as if she's been living on bread and water for three days. The trembling voice. And just out of frame, a furious mother whose real estate biz has been compromised pointing a gun at her head. On the other side, an immigration lawyer making sure she sticks to the script.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 01, 2026 03:55 PM (mmrXZ)

I really hate that I find her pretty....physically. But she is. Maybe that's why this will be worse for her. Triggleypuff going off....no biggy. But a pretty girl. Every opportunity ahead of her. And she's this evilly stupid...

I did call the Mom's real estate offices Friday. No-one was picking up. UTSA - sounded like an Indian guy and I worked for a dot-Indian computer company in Ohio - claimed no knowledge of the incident and no one else calling. Sure.

The liberals have a set script when they've crossed the line. This is following it perfectly.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 01, 2026 04:01 PM (Sco7b)

83 You can't see the spider because it's undercover.
It's a spy-der.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2026 04:03 PM (2WIwB)

84 Heh.

AOS Commenter Darrell who is running for the Connecticut Legislature against an AWFL incumbent Democrat, just had Libs of Tik Tok drop a post on her stealing his campaign signs and taking them home. Anne Hughes is the criminal's name.

Posted by: whig at November 01, 2026 04:03 PM (E4rtv)

85 42 I want to get a couple toys for the Toys For Tots drive. What are the little bratlings mewling for these days?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 01, 2026 03:35 PM (kpS4V)

My Bag-o-Glass is nice, kids love it !

Posted by: Irwin Mainway at November 01, 2026 04:03 PM (X5Jzz)

86 Where are the deranged violent "right wing" nuts when we could use them? A shame one hasn't physically harmed the family of that Hitlerjugend airhead piece of human garbage who did the assassination celebration poem.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2026 04:03 PM (U/Byj)

87 78 Imagine a country in which the Santa Clara nonsense is possible. ...
--
England?
France?
Germany?
Brazil?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at November 01, 2026 04:03 PM (pMmVV)

88 Link to X post here.
https://tinyurl.com/Libs-of-Tik-Tok

Posted by: whig at November 01, 2026 04:03 PM (E4rtv)

89 Alaska Texas Kansas Iowa Maine NC Ohio

Banked

Tmj in shambles

lol

Sad!

Posted by: AOS cope at November 01, 2026 04:04 PM (x+Rx3)

90 They have to protect their phony baloney jobs and the party that gave the phony baloney jobs to them.

This is what happens when the government finally figures out it's been just like the Mob this entire time and now they're going to just give up any pretense and act like it.

That's a nice little country you've got there.
It would be a shame if anything happened to it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 01, 2026 04:05 PM (6ydKt)

91 A bit more for amusement. Comment on the Libs of Tik Tok post with a bit more information.
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YungMaga
@MAGAmutiny
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36m
and the signs she grabbed were the ones mocking her hot mic line about 'tax my people, they won't even notice.' his signs literally said 'we noticed.' you cant make this up

Posted by: whig at November 01, 2026 04:05 PM (E4rtv)

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Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 01, 2026 04:01 PM (Sco7b)

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Pretty has probably allowed her to get away with a lot.

Good for you for taking action and calling mom's offices. You know that's why Miss Brazil is facing a camera with an apology script.

I bet the next development will be that TPUSA guy she vaguely threatened with death accepting her apology, though.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 01, 2026 04:06 PM (mmrXZ)

93 First World Problems needs to meet The Pet Thread!

We have a cat that loves hunting for spiders and crickets that make it into our 108-year-old house.

One swipe of the paw ... spider webs are gone too.

Just put the cat tower on the counter beside that light, leave the light on overnight. In the morning, the problem should be gone!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 01, 2026 04:06 PM (HlyYF)

94 Those Weird squishy toys seem to be the rage.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sPumpkin at November 01, 2026 03:57 PM (k5CNB)

Kids are so stressed out today they get what we used to call 'stress balls' as toys.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 01, 2026 04:07 PM (6ydKt)

95 My theory is mail votes are the ruse. That is just a number they can fudge the numbers up to. They know only x amount are ever turned in, they can make up the missing either fake ballots or computer hacking.

Posted by: Skip at November 01, 2026 04:07 PM (Ia/+0)

96 Link to X post here.
https://tinyurl.com/Libs-of-Tik-Tok
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That's amazing.
Bonus, the first comment, "She looks exactly as I thought she would."

Posted by: scampydog at November 01, 2026 04:08 PM (41CYW)

97 A California tax return from the previous year?
A California driver's license number?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 01, 2026 03:52 PM (6ydKt)

CA driver's license is correct! SSN would be the other correct answer. Joining both answers with the magic word "and" awards you a double bonus as the website returns bupkis without both of these common forms of ID.

And now, for the stout-hearted among you only, who wants to tell the class which of these items are required to actually cast a vote in California's elections?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 01, 2026 04:08 PM (08OqX)

98 86 Where are the deranged violent "right wing" nuts when we could use them? A shame one hasn't physically harmed the family of that Hitlerjugend airhead piece of human garbage who did the assassination celebration poem.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 01, 2026 04:03 PM (U/Byj)

Someone registered her domain name isacasahuga and everyone can go there now to read all about her.

And as above, she's now sorry. Family business links are all being taken down. Mom was scrubbed from a realtor company page.

But considering how enthusiastic the left is getting about political violence, my views are also evolving...

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106.5 years old! Puppy at heart! at November 01, 2026 04:09 PM (Sco7b)

99 97 A California tax return from the previous year?
A California driver's license number?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 01, 2026 03:52 PM (6ydKt)

CA driver's license is correct! SSN would be the other correct answer. Joining both answers with the magic word "and" awards you a double bonus as the website returns bupkis without both of these common forms of ID.

And now, for the stout-hearted among you only, who wants to tell the class which of these items are required to actually cast a vote in California's elections?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 01, 2026 04:08 PM (08OqX)

neither

Posted by: m at November 01, 2026 04:09 PM (odBC9)

100 And now, for the stout-hearted among you only, who wants to tell the class which of these items are required to actually cast a vote in California's elections?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 01, 2026 04:08 PM (08OqX)

Raises had.. I know, I know.... neither

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2026 04:10 PM (+gK6I)

101 100

Posted by: m at November 01, 2026 04:10 PM (odBC9)

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Pretty has probably allowed her to get away with a lot.

Good for you for taking action and calling mom's offices. You know that's why Miss Brazil is facing a camera with an apology script.

I bet the next development will be that TPUSA guy she vaguely threatened with death accepting her apology, though.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 01, 2026 04:06 PM (mmrXZ)

Pretty, and rich.
I imagine she is quite the spoiled brat, claims she is socialist, and then looks down on everybody as beneath her.

Her little poem that day, and the way she delivered it, also indicates some kind of psychiatric issue.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 01, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)

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