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Doctors, Engineers, Flying Car Mechanics From Well-Run and Peaceful Countries Continue Culturally Enriching Americans One Murder At a Time

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

17h

NEW: Multiple federal law enforcement sources tell @FoxNews that the man who was shot and killed by an off-duty FBI agent in Chicago last night was a Venezuelan illegal alien who was seen shooting into a homeless encampment. Per sources, the FBI agent was driving alone when he saw 27-year-old OSCAR D. CORRALES shooting at people in the encampment, and the agent stopped and shot CORRALES, killing him.

Fox is told CORRALES was previously caught and released at the southern border by the Biden administration in October 2023, and he has a previous arrest in California in which he was released from custody with an ICE detainer ignored.


Bill Melugin:

NEW: Multiple DHS sources confirm to @FoxNews that the suspect charged w/ murdering a Walmart manager in Philadelphia, PA on Wednesday is a Haitian illegal alien who flew into the U.S. via former President Biden's CHNV mass parole migrant flights program in 2023. Per sources, 23-year-old Destino Jean-Louis flew into the US on 11/24/2023 via Fort Lauderdale International Airport, and his legal status was revoked on 6/12/2025 after President Trump terminated the program.

According to investigators, Jean-Louis had previously been married to the victim he killed as part of an immigration-related sham marriage arrangement that was designed to help get him get a green card in the US. But after DHS denied the application in July, the victim, Latosha Cooper, withdrew the petition and cut off contact with him, and Jean-Louis became angry. He is accused of shooting Cooper in the head outside of the Walmart on Wednesday after finding out about her work schedule. He previously worked at the Walmart with her. The DA in Montgomery County, PA has now charged him with murder.



So many law-abiding Cultural Enrichment Officers being bullied by Drumpf:




DHS released a partial list of Doctors and Engineers arrested and deported to third-party countries due to Excessive Cultural Enrichment:

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

19h

NEW: In wake of 60 Minutes segment on ICE's deportations to third party countries, DHS has released a list of some of the most egregious illegal aliens they've removed to third party countries because their own countries wouldn't take them back, including murderers, pedophiles, and rapists. Via DHS, some include:

Yosmel Luis Palomino Galan, an illegal alien from Cuba, deported on August 15, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for two counts of premeditated murder with a deadly weapon in Florida.

Roberto Mosquera-Del Peral, an illegal alien from Cuba and Latin Kings gang member, deported on July 14, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for first-degree premeditated murder, aggravated battery causing bodily harm or disability, aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, vehicle theft, andreckless driving in Florida.

Thongxay Nilakout, an illegal alien from Laos, deported on May 20, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for first-degree murder, attempted murder, and second-degree robbery in California.

Tuan Thanh Phan, an illegal alien from Vietnam, deported on May 20, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for first-degree murder and second-degree assault in Washington.

Jesus Munoz-Gutierrez, an illegal alien from Mexico and Brown Pride Aztecas gang member, deported on May 20, 2025. His criminal history includes a conviction for second-degree murder in Florida.

Jose Manuel Rodriguez-Quinones, an illegal alien from Cuba, deported on May 20, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for first-degree murder with a weapon, firearm possession by convicted felon, possession of paraphernalia, cocaine trafficking, and arson in Florida.

Orville Isaac Etoria, an illegal alien from Jamaica, deported on July 14, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for murder and robbery: forcible armed theft with a deadly weapon in New York.

Luis Vieira Andrade, an illegal alien from Cape Verde, deported on August 15, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for rape of a child with force and assault and battery of a child under 14 in Massachusetts

Dung Tien Nguyen, an illegal alien from Vietnam, deported on July 14, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for indecent or lewd act with a child under 16 andsecond-degree rape in Oklahoma.

Zakaria Farah Abdi, an illegal alien from Somalia, deported on August 15, 2025. His criminal history includes convictions for second-degree murder while committing a felony and receiving stolen property in Minnesota.

...

DHS statement to @FoxNews
:

"Thanks to these third-country agreements, we have been able to deport some of the worst criminal illegal aliens from the United States, including those who are so barbaric that even their home countries won't take them back, such as murderers, pedophiles, rapists, and drug traffickers," said DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin. "For far too long, illegal aliens ordered removed by a judge have avoided deportation simply because DHS had no place to send them. Through engaging in fully legal third country removals, the days of avoiding deportation are over. We will continue to use every tool at our disposal to make America safe again. The Trump Administration will NEVER apologize for putting the American people first and deporting dangerous criminals from our country. America is no longer a safe haven for the world's criminals."


Meanwhile, the Islamist UK government continues promoting the most energetic of Cultural Enrichment Officers.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:10 PM




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1 45hyv546hv456v

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:11 PM (mmrXZ)

2
>>a Venezuelan illegal alien who was seen shooting into a homeless encampment

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Gun control. That would have solved it.

And housing all the homeless.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:12 PM (mmrXZ)

3 check out all of charlotte's latest crime and we've got Bovino living 10 miles north of the city

Posted by: nckate at October 28, 2026 04:12 PM (enNUy)

4 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 28, 2026 04:13 PM (hG5L0)

5 He looks like Candice with a beard.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 28, 2026 04:14 PM (qqW5h)

6 Culturally enriched at every turn.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 04:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

7 DHS released a partial list of Doctors and Engineers arrested and deported to third-party countries due to Excessive Cultural Enrichment:

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Increasing diversity is always good.

Increasing the diversity of Djibouti is good.

Sending illegal alien criminals that not even Guatemala wants back because of their criminal histories in America enriches Djibouti.

Why is the left complaining?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:15 PM (pfZGz)

8 Seems like Latosha Cooper literally FAFO'd.
Don't do this, ladies.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 04:15 PM (88C+u)

9 Immigrants: Murdering the people that Americans are just too lazy to murder themselves.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 04:15 PM (HD2n/)

10 I've noticed that "Doctors and Engineers" are often referenced here with regard to the ongoing cultural enrichment our betters are attempting to provide for us, but what of the aspiring rap artistes?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 04:16 PM (0sNs1)

11 Shooting at the homeless encampments Americans won't.

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 04:17 PM (gtzLh)

12 And housing all the homeless.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:12 PM


MiniTrue has declared homeless has been replaced with unhoused. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 04:17 PM (0sNs1)

13 I take it Cirencester is NOT where the daughters of the MPs and bureaucrats are known to shop.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:18 PM (uhVAy)

14 Some people seek out diversity in their living arrangements. Some people are kinda stupid.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:18 PM (Gqar8)

15 He had a deportation order in July and was still here ? WTF does it take so long to remove them ? See: Maryland Man...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 04:18 PM (+gK6I)

16 45hyv546hv456v

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:11 PM (mmrXZ)

What are you smoking? 456, my ass.

723

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 04:18 PM (gtzLh)

17 I'm going to start calling a lot of them the "unhousable".

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 04:19 PM (88C+u)

18 Aspiring rappers had the night off.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 04:19 PM (8B4gm)

19 And more.......

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
·
1m
NEW: ICE sources confirm to
@FoxNews that they've arrested two more Haitian illegal aliens accused of illegally collecting SNAP benefits in Ohio. Both have final deportation orders, and both were allowed into the country by the Biden admin, including via the CBP One cell phone app. Details per sources:

CLAIRINOR DUCLERC, arrested by ICE in Columbus, Ohio yesterday. He is a Haitian illegal alien who first entered the U.S. via the Biden era CBP One cell phone app at the San Ysidro port of entry in California on 3/29/2024. An immigration judge issued him a final deportation order on 1/20/2025 and he has an active bench warrant out of Franklin County, OH. He told agents he lives with his Haitian wife and their 1-year-old US citizen son in Ohio. Photo courtesy of ICE source. (left)

ICLES CERMOME, arrested by ICE in Westerville, Ohio on Monday. He was caught and released by Border Patrol during the Biden administration after crossing illegally into Brownsville, TX on 12/29/2023. An immigration judge issued him a final deportation order on 1/30/2024, roughly one month after he entered the U.S. illegally.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 04:19 PM (kX27y)

20 Need cat lady to explain that immigrants cause less crime than regular Americans.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 28, 2026 04:19 PM (dVJwC)

21 723
Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 04:18 PM (gtzLh)

4

Posted by: Indian cybersecurity professional at October 28, 2026 04:19 PM (88C+u)

22 I've noticed that "Doctors and Engineers" are often referenced here with regard to the ongoing cultural enrichment our betters are attempting to provide for us, but what of the aspiring rap artistes?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2026 04:16 PM (0sNs1)

Curiously, rap sales and interest is way down since the coincidental cutoff of federal payouts when Trump took over.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:19 PM (uhVAy)

23 Some people seek out diversity in their living arrangements. Some people are kinda stupid.
Posted by: tubal


I'm sure some would characterize it as "evolution in action".

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (vJrRc)

24 I'll add this here, from below:
Making the rounds on X is a video of a black dude getting more and more angry at a bunch of cops standing calmy around him.

"Please step away from the knife."

He grabs the knife off the ground and lunges at the cop about 7 feet away, and damned near gets him, before the cop ever gets his gun out.

Other cops had theirs out and ... he dead.

You should watch it. Lots of lessons.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (3cUTc)

25 Per sources, the FBI agent was driving alone when he saw 27-year-old OSCAR D. CORRALES shooting at people in the encampment, and the agent stopped and shot CORRALES, killing him.

Couldn't the FBI agent on scene wait until the shooter ran out of targets or bullets before killing him DRT ?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (9Hs2w)

26 He is accused of shooting Cooper in the head outside of the Walmart on Wednesday after finding out about her work schedule.
-----

Too much overtime?

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (TN0g+)

27 Need cat lady to explain that immigrants cause less crime than regular Americans.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 28, 2026 04:19 PM (dVJwC)

Its not crime if we don't report it or prosecute it or jail them when found guilty.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (uhVAy)

28 >>Thongxay Nilakout

Of the Beacon Hill Nilakout's? I believe I met him at the polo match in Newport last fall.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 04:20 PM (viF8m)

29 10 I've noticed that "Doctors and Engineers" are often referenced here with regard to the ongoing cultural enrichment our betters are attempting to provide for us, but what of the aspiring rap artistes?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28

In sad news, their turf has been taken over by the culturally elite. As I said, their gangs make our gangs look like romper room. And Compton is not MX 13 territory. Even the thugs aren’t immune to these shenanigans.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 04:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

30 but what of the aspiring rap artistes?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Sadiq Khan (Muslim terrorist currently London's Mayor) "pedestrianized" Oxford Street (the main shopping street) by banning all cars -- and within hours of the ban taking place, "drill rap" gangs from the London region's deepest slums all swarmed to Oxford Street and did a "teen takeover," and menaced each other with competing murder-threatening rap recitations.

That's where they are.

Enrichment.

Posted by: zombie at October 28, 2026 04:21 PM (HD2n/)

31 Last month a 14YO boy walked free after stabbing a 14YO girl 10 times in a shop.

Last week a 16YO boy was found guilty of attempted murder by stabbing a 15YO girl at school.

A 14YO boy goes on trial next month accused of stabbing a 14YO girl to death in Wales.

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Who you calling "boy"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:21 PM (ndZc7)

32 Latosha was making money from immigration fraud and then went back on the deal, costing her her life. No honor amongst thieves. Or frauds

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:21 PM (f8snw)

33 Thongxay Nilakout
------

I thought Morticia was posting again

Posted by: ... at October 28, 2026 04:21 PM (gtzLh)

34 Now MX 13 territory.

My typos are the worst.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 04:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

35 Let's not forget art critics who feel empowered enough to reshape some of our national statuary.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (2WIwB)

36 Keep asking
What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)

37 36 Keep asking
What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)

Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (+gK6I)

38 But after DHS denied the application in July, the victim, Latosha Cooper, withdrew the petition and cut off contact with him, and Jean-Louis became angry. He is accused of shooting Cooper in the head outside of the Walmart on Wednesday after finding out about her work schedule.
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So, Trump killed her.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (Fi81e)

39 36 Keep asking
What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)

=======

And it's been answered before.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (pfZGz)

40 >>What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?

Donald Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (viF8m)

41 It should be legal to shoot randomly into homeless camps. They can be useful for sighting in near zero and far zero.

Posted by: Zombie Sam Kinison at October 28, 2026 04:23 PM (8EQTH)

42 Keep asking
What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 04:22 PM (Ia/+0)

Well we aren't paying for it now like we did then.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:23 PM (uhVAy)

43 I find it so odd that the leftists in media/judiciary are siding with illegal alien murderers and rapists over their own countrymen. Usually they claim to be for the little guy but somehow the poor white girl being gang raped by new citizens is the oppressor and the immigrants are the victims.

They're using the immigrants to start their precious revolution in all western countries.

Feeding and housing the newcomers gets a lot of sweet government lucre and votes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 04:23 PM (zNXwB)

44 Marco Rubio Quaterbacks Operation to Evacuate Him from the Shithole Country

THE MEMES MUST FLOW!
Posted by: pookysgirl brain-dumped most of Dune

Quarterback sneak or Statue of Liberty play?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:23 PM (ndZc7)

45 "What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?"

Barriers, Border Patrol, drones, normal visa policies.

All of which will vanish in 3 hours of a Dem prez being sworn in, if that happens.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:24 PM (U/Byj)

46 Increasing diversity is always good.

Increasing the diversity of Djibouti is good.

Sending illegal alien criminals that not even Guatemala wants back because of their criminal histories in America enriches Djibouti.

Why is the left complaining?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:15 PM (pfZGz)
=========

And why does the Left hate Djibouti? Raaaacist, I'd say!

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:24 PM (rj6Yv)

47 There are no border crossers now, effectively. The few that do make it through the increased border walls (three times as high as before, Trump got A LOT of money for border wall construction in the OBBB) immediately get deported again.

All ports of entry use facial recognition, so if they've been deported, they show up in the system and get denied (Milo got deported this way, he went to an airport with an active deportation order).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:25 PM (pfZGz)

48 The Dems turned America into a dumping ground for the world's criminal class.

A hundred years ago if you were a criminal you hauled ass to South America, now the criminals of the third world just head to North America and Europe.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:25 PM (6ydKt)

49 Remember:
You, I, no one was allowed to vote on this for decades.

Democrats just said, "we're going to stop enforcing the law."
And the GOPe said, "good idea, just make sure a few of them are willing to work for 60% of the going rate for labor for our corporate donors, will you?"

2016 was the first election where we the people got a chance to vote on this.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 28, 2026 04:26 PM (3cUTc)

50 A longtime youth baseball coach known throughout the D.C. region as “Coach A” is being held in ICE custody in Louisiana, according to his family, who say he is a lawful permanent resident with no criminal record working on securing his citizenship.
-----

Heee's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy! Now piss off!

Posted by: Brian's mother at October 28, 2026 04:26 PM (TN0g+)

51 What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?
Posted by: Skip


Mostly his personal finances, I would think.

Most of them would have to get someone else - Soros, their cartel, their gullible relatives - to foot the bill to reach a border again.

If you're doing it right, all the deportees are on a no-fly list and have "Do not admit" on their immigration database entry... assuming such a thing exists and is accessible by border guards.

But this is why we need The Wall (TM): to reduce possible unguarded entry points.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 28, 2026 04:26 PM (vJrRc)

52
The idiots at WTOP have updated their story after chatting with ICE and DHS. They haven't done so by conspicuously noting the story has been UPDATED on the original post or indicating what the updates were. So, a stealth edit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:27 PM (mmrXZ)

53 I find it so odd that the leftists in media/judiciary are siding with illegal alien murderers and rapists over their own countrymen. Usually they claim to be for the little guy but somehow the poor white girl being gang raped by new citizens is the oppressor and the immigrants are the victims.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 04:23 PM (zNXwB)
---
They've never meant anything they have said.

They say things out of feelz and what it says about them as the gentle-hearted person they cast themselves as.

But there's no heart to it. That's why they drop it as soon as it passes from view.

I think somebody would say nowadays: their sympathy is performative.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 04:27 PM (Fi81e)

54 45 "What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?"

Barriers, Border Patrol, drones, normal visa policies.

All of which will vanish in 3 hours of a Dem prez being sworn in, if that happens.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:24 PM (U/Byj)

=======

It's true. Democrats don't enforce laws against their preferred groups. It's a problem.

Best to keep deporting as many illegals as possible now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:27 PM (pfZGz)

55 It is amusing to imagine a Guatemalan national and criminal dirtbag stepping off the plane in Djibouti. The heat, desolation, khat, Afar tribesmen, Legionnaires, and US SF will be a strange and exotic world for him.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:27 PM (U/Byj)

56 Thongxay Nilakout might be able to get away with the "I am gay" defense.

Posted by: fd at October 28, 2026 04:28 PM (MWfyi)

57 A hundred years ago if you were a criminal you hauled ass to South America,

Posted by: SpeakingOf

----------

Bolivia

Posted by: Butch and Sundance at October 28, 2026 04:28 PM (qqW5h)

58 48 The Dems turned America into a dumping ground for the world's criminal class.

A hundred years ago if you were a criminal you hauled ass to South America, now the criminals of the third world just head to North America and Europe.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:25 PM (6ydKt)

======

103 years ago, the world was using us as a dumping ground for their refuse. We were on the tail end of an 80 year process where the world had done that.

And then the 1924 Immigration Act was signed by Calvin Coolidge and we had effectively closed borders (there were small quotas to fill, but nothing else) for 60 years. And America didn't become a backwaters territory with no economy, for some reason.

In fact, we thrived through WWII and became the superpower of the planet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:28 PM (pfZGz)

59 The idiots at WTOP have updated their story after chatting with ICE and DHS. They haven't done so by conspicuously noting the story has been UPDATED on the original post or indicating what the updates were. So, a stealth edit.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:27 PM (mmrXZ)
========

It's a tell that the editors are more concerned about peer pressure than they are for increasing readership and revenues.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:29 PM (rj6Yv)

60 I suppose I need to get myself back to the studio and get people to move their booties.

Posted by: Piper at October 28, 2026 04:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

61 The Dems turned America into a dumping ground for the world's criminal class.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:25 PM (6ydKt)
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All they are saying, is give crime a chance.

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 04:29 PM (Fi81e)

62 The wives. kids. any relatives and friends OUT. Call it collateral relocation.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 04:29 PM (8Uo7a)

63
The reason youth baseball coach has "no criminal record" is Jeanine Pirro decided not to prosecute him when he ran a red light with a handgun, a fifth of tequila and a baggie of cocaine in the car, just let ICE have him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:30 PM (mmrXZ)

64 Familiar with the border and BP in the sector near my range. Illegal crossings have dwindled to very few. Most of those, at night, are "business" trips - cartel/gangs dropping or retrieving $$$$ or special interest individuals. And the barrier isn't even complete in this sector.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:30 PM (U/Byj)

65 45 "What keeps a Illegal deported for coming right back in?"


My suggestion has been chip implantation in the brain. If they come within ten miles of US boarder, it goes boom.

Problem solved.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 04:30 PM (W2Pud)

66 I have been having Dark Thoughts about the 2028 election of late, as in to what extent should we be willing to go to in order to keep the Democrats from taking over power. This probably comes from my dwelling on the seriousness of that matter too much, and not diverting myself with more pleasant topics.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:30 PM (Gqar8)

67
"drill rap" gangs from the London region's deepest slums all swarmed to Oxford Street and did a "teen takeover," and menaced each other with competing murder-threatening rap recitations.

That's where they are.

Enrichment.
Posted by: zombie


Bright lads every one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 04:30 PM (Cqx++)

68 We can't let Donald Trump deport a <State Here> Man!

Posted by: Axeman at October 28, 2026 04:31 PM (Fi81e)

69
My suggestion has been chip implantation in the brain. If they come within ten miles of US boarder, it goes boom.

Problem solved.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 04:30 PM

Lol

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 04:31 PM (zNXwB)

70 The Dems turned America into a dumping ground for the world's criminal class.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:25 PM (6ydKt)
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All they are saying, is give crime a chance.
-----

Got booted from a guitar forum (again) a few nights ago for having the audacity to refer to John Lennon as a great songwriter and yet not much of an economist. Any internet site that is not *explicitly* conservative becomes whack-a-doodle leftist.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 04:31 PM (TN0g+)

71 I was a bright Lad once, then my dick fell off.

Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at October 28, 2026 04:32 PM (8C1eU)

72 In fact, we thrived through WWII and became the superpower of the planet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:28 PM (pfZGz)

I gotta believe it was a bit easier to integrate Irish, Italians, Germans, and all shapes and sizes of Eastern Europeans at the turn of the 20th century than it will be to integrate the motley crew of tribes we've imported since Teddy got the immigration bill through.

I guess it's not impossible, but a lot seem to have dug in and aren't going to give their 'culture & community" up so easily.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:32 PM (6ydKt)

73 I know this is not the Pet Thread but . . .

New study pushes for cats to go vegan

. . . .
Cats fed vegan diets appeared less likely to be overweight than those eating conventional meat-based foods. In the initial analysis, vegan-fed cats had 24% lower odds of being overweight.

-
Also less likely to be alive.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:32 PM (ndZc7)

74
Meanwhile, we have this:


Dr. Maalouf ‏
@realMaalouf
·
6h
This is unbelievable.

Last night, Zohran Mamdani was bragging about approving 10,500 street vendor licenses EXCLUSIVELY for Halal food trucks, calling it “Halalflation.”

Laura Loomer called him out, and he quickly deleted the post and now wants to pretend it never happened.

This is literally religious-based employment discrimination. It is ILLEGAL. Mamdani is an Islamic supremacist.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 04:32 PM (kX27y)

75 "drill rap" gangs from the London region's deepest slums all swarmed to Oxford Street and did a "teen takeover," and menaced each other with competing murder-threatening rap recitations.

That's where they are.

Enrichment.
Posted by: zombie

Bright lads every one.
-----

Or gay. What do they think this is, the 1960s and the Jets versus the Sharks?

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 04:33 PM (TN0g+)

76 > My suggestion has been chip implantation in the brain. If they come within ten miles of US boarder, it goes boom.

Is that you, Jake Lloyd?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:33 PM (mkw2N)

77 70

Got booted from a guitar forum (again) a few nights ago for having the audacity to refer to John Lennon as a great songwriter and yet not much of an economist. Any internet site that is not *explicitly* conservative becomes whack-a-doodle leftist.
Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 04:31 PM (TN0g+)

Voted out of their Bubble. That sucks, I guess.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:33 PM (Gqar8)

78 TJM on the rare remaining occasions where I even feel like trying to open ignorant eyes, I'll recite America's amazing historic accomplishments from the 30s onwards. WWII, science, technology, civil rights, space program, explosion in wealth (this one is unknown to most), Cold War, internet transformation, etc.

Then point out that for most of this glorious period, immigration to the US was negligible, to zero.

Puzzled hamster looks ensue, of course.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:33 PM (U/Byj)

79 72 I gotta believe it was a bit easier to integrate Irish, Italians, Germans, and all shapes and sizes of Eastern Europeans at the turn of the 20th century than it will be to integrate the motley crew of tribes we've imported since Teddy got the immigration bill through.

I guess it's not impossible, but a lot seem to have dug in and aren't going to give their 'culture & community" up so easily.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:32 PM (6ydKt)

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It was easier. But it was still a massive challenge.

Little Italy wasn't a thing because Italians were integrating easily. Ethnic enclaves were common, and they spoke their own languages.

There were riots when some Italian Marxists were arrested, convicted, and executed by the US federal government by Italians in America. Vincenzi brothers? Something like that. Not looking it up.

And all the same arguments back and forth were happening in the late 19th century. "Jobs Americans won't do," was said about factory work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:34 PM (pfZGz)

80 I know this is not the Pet Thread but . . .

New study pushes for cats to go vegan

Cats fed vegan diets appeared less likely to be overweight than those eating conventional meat-based foods. In the initial analysis, vegan-fed cats had 24% lower odds of being overweight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:32 PM

That's retarded. Cats are obligate carnivores? What is wrong with people?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 04:35 PM (zNXwB)

81 78 TJM on the rare remaining occasions where I even feel like trying to open ignorant eyes, I'll recite America's amazing historic accomplishments from the 30s onwards. WWII, science, technology, civil rights, space program, explosion in wealth (this one is unknown to most), Cold War, internet transformation, etc.

Then point out that for most of this glorious period, immigration to the US was negligible, to zero.

Puzzled hamster looks ensue, of course.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:33 PM (U/Byj)

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But how without hundreds of thousands of imports from Hyderabad?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:35 PM (pfZGz)

82 >>Mamdani is an Islamic supremacist.

They all are. It's right there in the Koran.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 04:35 PM (viF8m)

83 We have enough bums of our own without importing more.
We need to remove stupid from our government.
We need to have a common sense test given to anyone who seeks employment with the government, and they have to ace that test.

Posted by: Case at October 28, 2026 04:36 PM (Dd7BU)

84 Democrats don't enforce laws against their preferred groups.

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Primarily themselves.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:36 PM (ndZc7)

85 i was promise flying cars 60 years ago and have seen squat

Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 28, 2026 04:37 PM (jrgJz)

86 Doctors of murder, engineers of theft, mechanics of r@pe...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 04:37 PM (l3cgK)

87
It is amusing to imagine a Guatemalan national and criminal dirtbag stepping off the plane in Djibouti. The heat, desolation, khat, Afar tribesmen, Legionnaires, and US SF will be a strange and exotic world for him.
Posted by: rhomboid

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Heh, I've asked various AI bots a few times for these lurid details, but they only answered with speculation.

NPR has helped out recently with some sad-sap video about Central Americans who were in the US for 5 years, 8 years and speak no English, now in Liberia. It seems they're in "immigrant hotels" in unpaved suburbs guarded by armed Africans. Complaining about the language barrier, the lack of gainful employment, the strangeness of the land.

I'm a bit disappointed. I was hoping for some Mad Max stuff.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (mmrXZ)

88 81

But how without hundreds of thousands of imports from Hyderabad?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:35 PM (pfZGz)

The ubiquitous Mexican Restaurant explosion.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (Gqar8)

89 Got booted from a guitar forum (again) a few nights ago for having the audacity to refer to John Lennon as a great songwriter and yet not much of an economist. Any internet site that is not *explicitly* conservative becomes whack-a-doodle leftist.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 04:31 PM (TN0g+)

John Lennon could afford to believe in socialism.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)

90 Cats fed vegan diets appeared less likely to be overweight than those eating conventional meat-based foods. In the initial analysis, vegan-fed cats had 24% lower odds of being overweight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:32 PM


They have 24% lower odds of being overweight because they will be dead. Cats are meat eaters, no amount of tofu vegan crap you feed them will keep them alive and healthy. They need meat to survive.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (I43vL)

91 Didn't Tesla or somebody show off a flying car last week or so?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (n5tGW)

92 Looks like James O'Keefe is being charged in Hennepin County for "identity theft", because he deceived election workers.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 28, 2026 04:39 PM (88C+u)

93 89 Got booted from a guitar forum (again) a few nights ago for having the audacity to refer to John Lennon as a great songwriter and yet not much of an economist. Any internet site that is not *explicitly* conservative becomes whack-a-doodle leftist.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 04:31 PM (TN0g+)

John Lennon could afford to believe in socialism.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)

My most hated song, or nearly - Imagine.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar8)

94
There were riots when some Italian Marxists were arrested, convicted, and executed by the US federal government by Italians in America. Vincenzi brothers? Something like that. Not looking it up.

And all the same arguments back and forth were happening in the late 19th century. "Jobs Americans won't do," was said about factory work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:34 PM (pfZGz)
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Sacco and Vanzetti? Anarchists/revolutionaries supported by the usual cast of socialists and intellectual leftists.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:39 PM (rj6Yv)

95 They have 24% lower odds of being overweight because they will be dead. Cats are meat eaters, no amount of tofu vegan crap you feed them will keep them alive and healthy. They need meat to survive.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (I43vL)

Cats are carnivores, plain and simple.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:39 PM (6ydKt)

96 ****shot and killed by an off-duty FBI agent
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Note to NYPD, range time matters.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 04:40 PM (vOxCS)

97 Democrats don't enforce laws against their preferred groups.

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Primarily themselves.
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Someone recently pointed out that until the GOP stops being the GOPe we're never going to be able to enforce laws in places like Minnesota, California, Oregon, New York, etc. The example given is the "blue slip" which is a "courtesy" that must be done away with. That "blue slip" is what keeps law-and-order judges from ever being seated in those areas, and consequentially why we keep seeing so many cases dismissed and incorrectly ruled upon by whack-job judges.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 04:40 PM (TN0g+)

98 The term "Americanization" would likely cause today's airhead racist-totalitarians (er, "progressives") and even dumb suburban "liberals" to faint. Yet this was a key concept during the period of mass legal immigration/assimilation.

Along with that you had a mindset among most immigrants - not entirely absent today, esp. among east Asians of certain flavors - that their kids would be *Americans*, dammit. The tenement dad telling his kids no Ukrainian or Polish or whatever outside the home - that was for Sunday school. The east Asian immigrants voting en masse to end CA's idiotic "bilingual" "education" programs. As a friend at the time put it, these parents would be thinking "I f***ing swam to get here so my kids would be Americans, and you want to teach them Kmer??!!!".

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:40 PM (U/Byj)

99
Cats fed vegan diets appeared less likely to be overweight than those eating conventional meat-based foods. In the initial analysis, vegan-fed cats had 24% lower odds of being overweight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

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tf? Sure, less likely to be overweight. Less likely to have calcium in their bones, muscle tissue, or a lifespan beyond a year.

Make kids drink bleach! They'll be less likely to be overweight, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:41 PM (mmrXZ)

100 My most hated song, or nearly - Imagine.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:39 PM (Gqar

I like it for what it is as a song, but it really is a shambles as a belief system.

Dream all you like, that doesn't change how the world works.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:41 PM (6ydKt)

101 > And all the same arguments back and forth were happening in the late 19th century. "Jobs Americans won't do," was said about factory work.

To be fair, late 19th century factory work was awful. In iron and steel work, 220 people per 100,000 were killed. It's closer to 26 per 100,000 now.

Something on the order of 50,000 people a year were killed across all manufacturing sectors per year.

It was nothing like the sterile, relatively safe factory work you see today.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:41 PM (mkw2N)

102 England is a mess and isn't going to get better soon

Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2026 04:41 PM (Ia/+0)

103 94 Sacco and Vanzetti? Anarchists/revolutionaries supported by the usual cast of socialists and intellectual leftists.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:39 PM (rj6Yv)

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Yeah, those two.

Ethnic solidarity meant that Italians had to march and riot for their freedom.

Immigration wasn't nice and orderly pre-1924. In fact, I keep thinking of the opening speech by the grieving father at the start of The Godfather about how much he loves America or the song America in West Side Story, and I can only conclude that they were agitprop designed to get America more comfortable with the new arrivals of a larger wave of immigrants in the post 60s Immigration Act world. "They love America and just want to be Americans."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:41 PM (pfZGz)

104 > i was promise flying cars 60 years ago and have seen squat

Did you watch the Tesla Roadster demo?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:42 PM (mkw2N)

105 101 > And all the same arguments back and forth were happening in the late 19th century. "Jobs Americans won't do," was said about factory work.

To be fair, late 19th century factory work was awful. In iron and steel work, 220 people per 100,000 were killed. It's closer to 26 per 100,000 now.

Something on the order of 50,000 people a year were killed across all manufacturing sectors per year.

It was nothing like the sterile, relatively safe factory work you see today.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:41 PM (mkw2N)

Now do coal mining.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:42 PM (Gqar8)

106 ***Latosha Cooper, withdrew the petition and cut off contact with him, and Jean-Louis became angry.
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It was a crime of passion...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 04:42 PM (vOxCS)

107 Mark David Chapman Saved Us ALL

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 04:42 PM (Qugny)

108 *throws things*

why is no one taking my chip in the brain solution seriously? It would WORK.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 04:43 PM (W2Pud)

109 Lot of folks on that list that should have been executed for their murders instead of deported IMO. But the feds can't force states to have tough penalties on murdering scum.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 28, 2026 04:43 PM (oYFNj)

110 107 Mark David Chapman Saved Us ALL

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 04:42 PM (Qugny)

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From the messy divorce from Yoko Ono and the hard-right turn in the 80s as John Lennon started making music about the joys of cocaine and money?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM (pfZGz)

111 Every damn election here always shakes out the same, 60-something% to 30-something%. Including Gavin's recall vote.
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The poll by the Public Policy Institute of California has Becerra, with 61% of likely voters, dominating Hilton, at 37%, by a 24-point margin. The poll was conducted Oct. 16–22 on 1,068 likely voters.

Posted by: beckster at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM (kX27y)

112 I know this is not the Pet Thread but . . .

New study pushes for cats to go vegan

. . . .
Cats fed vegan diets appeared less likely to be overweight than those eating conventional meat-based foods. In the initial analysis, vegan-fed cats had 24% lower odds of being overweight.

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Also less likely to be alive.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:32 PM (ndZc7)

Cats are obligate carnivores. Without meat, they go blind from no taurine. Anyone trying to make a vegetarian cat should be in prison.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM (uhVAy)

113 >>We have enough bums of our own without importing more.
We need to remove stupid from our government.
We need to have a common sense test given to anyone who seeks employment with the government, and they have to ace that test.

The problem isn't stupid. We've always had stupid in the government.

They aren't purposely flooding the country with illegals because they are stupid. It's a plan. The illegals serve many purposes for them including the census, voting and street muscle and all it costs them is to take our tax dollars and make them dependent on the government.

They are evil. And if we don't get them out we will be France or Brazil. It isn't students unhappy with the condition of schools leading the riots in France.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM (viF8m)

114 I saw a video about songs people don't realize are Satanic and #1 on the hit parade was Imagine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM (ndZc7)

115 "They love America and just want to be Americans."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:41 PM (pfZGz)

If only that were true.

The Somali situation with the fraud should have opened even he most blinded of eyes how much they love the country that has given them refuge with generous terms.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:45 PM (6ydKt)

116
That's retarded. Cats are obligate carnivores? What is wrong with people?
Posted by: CaliGirl

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It's so obviously retarded that it's used to illustrate another level of retardation: "Transgender kids are like vegan cats."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:45 PM (mmrXZ)

117 Destino Jean-Louis, a Haitian illegal alien


QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at October 28, 2026 04:45 PM (UjdFS)

118 I don't know nurse, but there's been more than a few movies about that type of thing. One had a collar that exploded and decapitated you if you crossed the line.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 04:45 PM (n5tGW)

119 >>From the messy divorce from Yoko Ono and the hard-right turn in the 80s as John Lennon started making music about the joys of cocaine and money?


From Imagine Reprise.
Imagine, The Alternative Outtakes.
Imagine Re-Imagined by Stephen Wilson ...

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 04:45 PM (Qugny)

120 114 I saw a video about songs people don't realize are Satanic and #1 on the hit parade was Imagine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM (ndZc7)

Well, he Was having sex with Yoko, had to have an effect.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:46 PM (Gqar8)

121 Muslims believe anyone who isn't Muslim is a Kaffar, an infidel. We must be killed , reconverted or enslaved. Anyone who says that's wrong is full of shit. Act accordingly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:46 PM (f8snw)

122 I'm with Nurse.

Let's put a chip in their brain before we throw them out the back of a C-130.

Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 04:46 PM (Qugny)

123 Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM (uhVAy)

Yes; The site is obviously run by dimwitted vegans.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2026 04:47 PM (JrHfD)

124 122 I'm with Nurse.

Let's put a chip in their brain before we throw them out the back of a C-130.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2026 04:46 PM (Qugny)

Explosive unremovable collars.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:47 PM (Gqar8)

125 My grandparents came to this country as indentured servants. They paid off their servitude.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 04:47 PM (8Uo7a)

126 > And all the same arguments back and forth were happening in the late 19th century. "Jobs Americans won't do," was said about factory work.

To be fair, late 19th century factory work was awful. In iron and steel work, 220 people per 100,000 were killed. It's closer to 26 per 100,000 now.

Something on the order of 50,000 people a year were killed across all manufacturing sectors per year.

It was nothing like the sterile, relatively safe factory work you see today.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:41 PM (mkw2N)

And farmers would leave the fields every year to work in the factories, cause you might lose a finger but you won't starve to death like you might on a farm.

Those crappy factories with kids sometimes doing scut work in them led to....a huge increase in the life expectancy of children.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:47 PM (uhVAy)

127 Odds are that the next murder these guys commit will be their last one.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2026 04:49 PM (8Uo7a)

128 126 And farmers would leave the fields every year to work in the factories, cause you might lose a finger but you won't starve to death like you might on a farm.

Those crappy factories with kids sometimes doing scut work in them led to....a huge increase in the life expectancy of children.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:47 PM (uhVAy)

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But Americans were more expensive than new foreign imports (there are stats of how much foreigners were using the late 19th century forms of welfare, and they were...over represented).

So, business interests lobbied for more immigration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:49 PM (pfZGz)

129 Lennon didn't believe a word of Imagine.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 04:49 PM (8B4gm)

130 129 Lennon didn't believe a word of Imagine.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 04:49 PM (8B4gm)
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He believed in every dollar it made him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:50 PM (pfZGz)

131 Imagine there's no muslims, it's easy if you try...

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 04:50 PM (n5tGW)

132 Worked in a foundry once upon a time. Remember it well. I bet Hell has foundries.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:50 PM (Gqar8)

133 Muslims believe anyone who isn't Muslim is a Kaffar, an infidel. We must be killed , reconverted or enslaved. Anyone who says that's wrong is full of shit. Act accordingly
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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One goal, and one goal only, worldwide Caliphate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2026 04:50 PM (XeU6L)

134 If only that were true.

The Somali situation with the fraud should have opened even he most blinded of eyes how much they love the country that has given them refuge with generous terms.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:45 PM (6ydKt)

Remember though - virtually none of that fraud could exist without the creation and support of Democrats for kickbacks.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:50 PM (uhVAy)

135 But Yoko's uncle was cool and had one of the greatest stories evah.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2026 04:50 PM (U/Byj)

136 It's so obviously retarded that it's used to illustrate another level of retardation: "Transgender kids are like vegan cats."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:45 PM (mmrXZ)
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It's natural for people who call themselves "cat parents". They don't want or can't have kids, so they impose their vegan dogma (sic) on their house pets.

Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:51 PM (rj6Yv)

137
I'm with Nurse.

Let's put a chip in their brain before we throw them out the back of a C-130.
Posted by: garrett

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Well, that Juan guy on the third floor of the immigrant hotel is a brain surgeon. He could get it out for you cheap.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:51 PM (mmrXZ)

138 Cats are obligate carnivores. Without meat, they go blind from no taurine. Anyone trying to make a vegetarian cat should be in prison.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM (uhVAy)
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Hey! We taught a lion to eat tofu!

Posted by: Mankind for Ethical Animal Treatment at October 28, 2026 04:51 PM (FZ29D)

139 Maybe we could get some of those giant beach balls that chased The Prisoner around.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:51 PM (ndZc7)

140 > Now do coal mining.

OK. Over 1,000 coal miners died per year from 1900 to 1945.

What's the point of asking me to do coal mining next? That factory work in the late 19th century was a better job than coal mining? All of those jobs suck. Sure, Americans will do them if they don't have much choice. If you were a kid in a coal miner town in the late 1800s, you probably thought anything other than mining was a pipe dream.

I'm not saying we should import people to do those jobs. But I can still plainly see those jobs are awful.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:51 PM (mkw2N)

141 So, business interests lobbied for more immigration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:49 PM (pfZGz)

like Democrats care what businessmen think.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:51 PM (uhVAy)

142 After the election, double the number of ICE officers, pull them out of other policing agencies if necessary, assign Musk and other DOGE the task of identifying every illegal (no matter how incidental -even if they are judges or politicians), grab them up and deport them.

If they want to protest the deportation let them work their way through the court system by proxy for they will not be allowed back into this country.
Defense attorneys: be advised, by defending these people you will become suspect. Judges: be advised, by accepting a readmission case in your court you will become suspect.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 04:52 PM (vOxCS)

143 129 Lennon didn't believe a word of Imagine.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 04:49 PM

I love the photo of John and Yoko protesting and waiting for their uniformed maid to change their bedding so they could go back to their bed-in.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 04:52 PM (zNXwB)

144 140 > Now do coal mining.

OK. Over 1,000 coal miners died per year from 1900 to 1945.

What's the point of asking me to do coal mining next? That factory work in the late 19th century was a better job than coal mining? All of those jobs suck. Sure, Americans will do them if they don't have much choice. If you were a kid in a coal miner town in the late 1800s, you probably thought anything other than mining was a pipe dream.

I'm not saying we should import people to do those jobs. But I can still plainly see those jobs are awful.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:51 PM (mkw2N)

Sorry. Didn’t mean anything negative with my comment.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 04:52 PM (Gqar8)

145 She was one of the very unlucky ones who get involved with a sham marriages. They're all over the place...all counties, many ethnic groups, educated and uneducated folk, and so on.

Investigators stated the shooting was a targeted ambush connected to an immigration-related sham marriage dispute between the two. She was 45 years old, a mother of three, and a grandmother.

Reportedly, following an official immigration interview, authorities flagged the marriage as fraudulent. Cooper subsequently withdrew her visa sponsorship petition in July 2026.

According to the arrest affidavit, Jean-Louis - age 23 - targeted her because he believed she "messed up his life" by canceling the sponsorship, and he claimed she owed him money.

Jean-Louis is young enough to create even more hell & havoc in his lifetime.

Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 28, 2026 04:53 PM (NFX2v)

146 >>I'm not saying we should import people to do those jobs.

Why not? There has to be some use for the Irish.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 04:53 PM (viF8m)

147 It's natural for people who call themselves "cat parents". They don't want or can't have kids, so they impose their vegan dogma (sic) on their house pets.
Posted by: mrp at October 28, 2026 04:51 PM (rj6Yv)

you shouldn't impose your weird ideas on your kids either. Babies need a high calorie diet to develop the brain at a young age.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:54 PM (uhVAy)

148 I'm not saying we should import people to do those jobs.

Why not? There has to be some use for the Irish.
Posted by: JackStraw at

Other than filling up paddy wagons?

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 28, 2026 04:54 PM (YZ0Fo)

149
Speaking of cultural enrichment, when did the Lutherans go full tranny?

Due to some inquiries from my mother's friends after some remembrances at her funeral, they wanted to know where I went to elementary school. That was an elementary, K-6 school run by a Lutheran church in Greenville, SC.

That school is defunct, and looking at the church's online stuff, I see they've gone full LGBTQZYXXX++++

They are now dead to me completely.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 28, 2026 04:54 PM (w6EFb)

150 > And farmers would leave the fields every year to work in the factories, cause you might lose a finger but you won't starve to death like you might on a farm.

I've read that there was basically no time in US history that small farms did much better than sustaining a single family. It was the bigger farms run by educated men who were good at bookkeeping and other things that did well.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:54 PM (mkw2N)

151 >>>Curiously, rap sales and interest is way down since the coincidental cutoff of federal payouts when Trump took over.

I hear this a lot here but I think it's more complicated. Rap is dead. There's this droning monotone they CALL rap but it's nothing like the rap of the nineties or early oughts. I'm fact there's such a hunger for real rap that they have "classic hip hop" radio stations that serve this need. It's like the feminization of culture is so great that it infected rap music.

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2026 04:55 PM (Hucnr)

152 142 After the election, double the number of ICE officers, pull them out of other policing agencies if necessary, assign Musk and other DOGE the task of identifying every illegal (no matter how incidental -even if they are judges or politicians), grab them up and deport them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 04:52 PM (vOxCS)

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OBBB tripled the size of ICE.

Border enforcement is less necessary than before, so Border Patrol is actually doing more work on the interior rounding up illegals than anything they're doing at the border.

287g agreements with local jurisdictions have exploded from about 150 to about 2800, meaning local cops who find illegals in their day to day arrest them on immigration charges and then hand them off to ICE.

This has been going on all year and from before (OBBB didn't take effect until January 2025).

There's a reason our population declined in 2025 for the first time since the 60s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:55 PM (pfZGz)

153 I believe Lennon came from a well-off family, unlike the other 3.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 28, 2026 04:55 PM (8B4gm)

154 146 >>I'm not saying we should import people to do those jobs.

Why not? There has to be some use for the Irish.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 04:53 PM (viF8m)

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No Irish!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 28, 2026 04:55 PM (pfZGz)

155
Cats are obligate carnivores. Without meat, they go blind from no taurine. Anyone trying to make a vegetarian cat should be in prison.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 04:44 PM

Some people try to feed their cats only chicken or beef without adding taurine and they make their animal sick. I think they need calcium too in a certain ratio and the cats get this from bones or marrow?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (zNXwB)

156 Everyone says "We Built This City " is the worst song ever
I can't agree because of the line "knee-deep in the hoopla"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (f8snw)

157 Shampagne marriages and caviar wishes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (ndZc7)

158 154 146 >>I'm not saying we should import people to do those jobs.

Why not? There has to be some use for the Irish.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2026 04:53 PM (viF8m)

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No Irish!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson


Prairie shit?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 28, 2026 04:57 PM (W2Pud)

159
You should watch it. Lots of lessons.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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If you were to put up the link it would be possible.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (vOxCS)

160 > Sorry. Didn’t mean anything negative with my comment.

Don't be sorry. I wasn't trying to be cutting or aggressive. You're fine.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (mkw2N)

161 Everyone says "We Built This City " is the worst song ever
I can't agree because of the line "knee-deep in the hoopla"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (f8snw)
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Worst. Song. Ever.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (RIvkX)

162 @155 some of the funniest vids are those where people with "vegan" dogs do tests where the dogs are offered a bowl of vegetables or a bowl of meat. Meat wins

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (f8snw)

163 He was there to pick olives!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 28, 2026 04:59 PM (jb8Ss)

164
I believe Lennon came from a well-off family, unlike the other 3.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

===============

Liverpool? I doubt it. And he was raised by his aunt after his mother died, which apparently traumatized him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 04:59 PM (mmrXZ)

165 Everyone says "We Built This City " is the worst song ever
I can't agree because of the line "knee-deep in the hoopla"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (f8snw)

Everybody is right. That song belongs on a toilet paper commercial. It's perfect.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 28, 2026 04:59 PM (ZgwKJ)

166 when did the Lutherans go full tranny?

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Dude, it was predestined.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 04:59 PM (ndZc7)

167 89 Got booted from a guitar forum (again) a few nights ago for having the audacity to refer to John Lennon as a great songwriter and yet not much of an economist. Any internet site that is not *explicitly* conservative becomes whack-a-doodle leftist.

Posted by: Crusader at October 28, 2026 04:31 PM (TN0g+)

John Lennon could afford to believe in socialism.

https://youtu.be/Hvz0TOm0zgI
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 05:00 PM (l3cgK)

168 161 Everyone says "We Built This City " is the worst song ever
I can't agree because of the line "knee-deep in the hoopla"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (f8snw)
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Worst. Song. Ever.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (RIvkX)

Worse than House at Pooh Corner?

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 05:00 PM (Gqar8)

169 Some people try to feed their cats only chicken or beef without adding taurine and they make their animal sick. I think they need calcium too in a certain ratio and the cats get this from bones or marrow?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (zNXwB)

Cats eat the whole thing, so lots of bone, internal organs with their minerals and stuff. Manufactured dry food trys to duplicate that, but then getting cats to drink is an issue. I give wet food that helps them avoid putting strain on the kidneys and fountains, with dry for nibbling in between. No overweight cats.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:00 PM (uhVAy)

170 We built this city being sung in Nashville. Ya, good times.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 05:01 PM (n5tGW)

171 > Prairie shit?

Speaking of, prairies and late 19th century, have you guys heard of "prairie madness?" Apparently a significant portion of the original pioneers and homesteaders who moved out into the prairies went completely nuts from the isolation, boredom, incessant wind noise, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 05:01 PM (mkw2N)

172 that cut and paste fubarred a bit...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 05:01 PM (l3cgK)

173 The Beatles made this tune at least:

https://youtu.be/gMdcE8jdz70

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 05:01 PM (6ydKt)

174 161 Everyone says "We Built This City " is the worst song ever
I can't agree because of the line "knee-deep in the hoopla"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (f8snw)


Worst. Song. Ever.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM

Jane rocks and Mickey Thomas has one hell of a voice.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 05:01 PM (zNXwB)

175 My dog gets a lot of salmon stirred into his food. Seems to like it.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 05:01 PM (Gqar8)

176 Cats eat the whole thing, so lots of bone, internal organs with their minerals and stuff. Manufactured dry food trys to duplicate that, but then getting cats to drink is an issue. I give wet food that helps them avoid putting strain on the kidneys and fountains, with dry for nibbling in between. No overweight cats.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:00 PM (uhVAy)
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That's basically what I do with my cats. They all seem to be a healthy weight right now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 28, 2026 05:02 PM (FZ29D)

177 Other than filling up paddy wagons?
Posted by: BruceWayne
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This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: The Molly Maguires at October 28, 2026 05:02 PM (XeU6L)

178 168 161 Everyone says "We Built This City " is the worst song ever
I can't agree because of the line "knee-deep in the hoopla"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:56 PM (f8snw)
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Worst. Song. Ever.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (RIvkX)

Worse than House at Pooh Corner?

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 05:00 PM (Gqar

Imagine. John Lenon

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 05:02 PM (l3cgK)

179 @155 some of the funniest vids are those where people with "vegan" dogs do tests where the dogs are offered a bowl of vegetables or a bowl of meat. Meat wins
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (f8snw)

Dogs at least can survive without meat, though I assume like us its a lot harder than having some meat for the missing essentials. The dirty secret is a lot of 'herbivores' will gobble down the odd bit of meat that crosses their path.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:02 PM (uhVAy)

180 No song is as bad as The Wiggles I had to endure when my kids were young. I still have ptsd over that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 05:03 PM (n5tGW)

181 .>>> The reason youth baseball coach has "no criminal record" is Jeanine Pirro decided not to prosecute him when he ran a red light with a handgun, a fifth of tequila and a baggie of cocaine in the car, just let ICE have him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Yes, flush the refuse and get it out of our country.
all of it
all of them

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (vOxCS)

182 Anyone have Yoko Ono's Greatest hits album ???

If you do I guess you like listening to "Screech Owls" for hours and hours....

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (jGtoG)

183 179 @155 some of the funniest vids are those where people with "vegan" dogs do tests where the dogs are offered a bowl of vegetables or a bowl of meat. Meat wins
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (f8snw)

Dogs at least can survive without meat, though I assume like us its a lot harder than having some meat for the missing essentials. The dirty secret is a lot of 'herbivores' will gobble down the odd bit of meat that crosses their path.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:02 PM (uhVAy)

Filthy, disgusting chimpanzees are closet carnivores.

Posted by: tubal at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (Gqar8)

184 I saw a Spanish mystery limited series, The Final Problem. There were no trannies, no EIEIOs! I don't know what they were thinking!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (ndZc7)

185 Worst. Song. Ever.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 04:58 PM (RIvkX)

Worse than House at Pooh Corner?
Posted by: tubal
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MacArthur Park?

Posted by: The Molly Maguires at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (XeU6L)

186 Tranny in Utah attacks College Republicans. He tackled one of the Republicans and tore up the guy's shirt.

http://tiny.cc/lysc101

Posted by: bonhomme at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (mkw2N)

187 https://youtu.be/Hvz0TOm0zgI
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 04:38 PM (6ydKt)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 05:00 PM (l3cgK)

Ahhh, I had no idea about this.
A response to Imagine.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (6ydKt)

188 Oops.../Maguires

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (XeU6L)

189 They let Madison Cornbread skate.

A grand jury has declined to indict former White House staffer Cassidy Hutchinson for her testimony about President Donald Trump’s alleged conduct during the January 6 riot on Capitol Hill in 2021.

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 28, 2026 05:05 PM (NtVYv)

190 If you want proof of why immigration doesn't work, just look at the fact that a perfectly good first name in Vietnam is, apparently, "Dung."

Posted by: Orson at October 28, 2026 05:05 PM (dIske)

191 Jane rocks and Mickey Thomas has one hell of a voice.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 05:01 PM (zNXwB)
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A civilization must have rules
1. No "Starship"
ii. No Irish
C. No Yoko

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 28, 2026 05:05 PM (RIvkX)

192
I've always had the same policy with cat feeding: SURRENDER. Just give them whatever they want in whatever quantities they want. Life's too short for both of us to fight over kibble vs canned.

Oh, and eat all the grass you want to clear your furballs but please try to throw up BEFORE you come back in.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 05:05 PM (mmrXZ)

193 Speaking of, prairies and late 19th century, have you guys heard of "prairie madness?" Apparently a significant portion of the original pioneers and homesteaders who moved out into the prairies went completely nuts from the isolation, boredom, incessant wind noise, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme


Yes, there's a reason why the lone miner, crazy coot is a stereotype. 95% of people just don't do well living alone for years on end. It's kind of like the feral child tragedies, but, instead of not being raise in a family/village setting, the loners gradually loose that humanity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2026 05:05 PM (nEUC6)

194
Maybe we could get some of those giant beach balls that chased The Prisoner around.

Here, Rover!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2026 05:06 PM (Cqx++)

195 MacArthur Park?
Posted by: The Molly Maguires at October 28, 2026 05:04 PM (XeU6L)

The song's great. The cake bit is a bit silly though. Recipes aren't single use.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:06 PM (uhVAy)

196
Imagine. John Lenon
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 28, 2026 05:02 PM

I agree this is the worst song ever.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 28, 2026 05:06 PM (zNXwB)

197 145 She was one of the very unlucky ones who get involved with a sham marriages. They're all over the place...all counties, many ethnic groups, educated and uneducated folk, and so on. ...
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 28, 2026 04:53 PM (NFX2v)
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Sham marriages are a fraud, and are not a victimless crime. It just so happened that she was directly the victim this time.

Posted by: Another Anon at October 28, 2026 05:07 PM (4h45B)

198 Speaking of survival, when a 4 day jail sentence is a good thing.

https://tinyurl.com/49wuv5dx

36 seconds.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 28, 2026 05:07 PM (ndZc7)

199 No song is as bad as The Wiggles I had to endure when my kids were young. I still have ptsd over that.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 28, 2026 05:03 PM (n5tGW)

Fruit Salad, Yummy Yummy!

No proof to the rumor that Bono is the fifth Wiggle, by the way.

Posted by: Boswell at October 28, 2026 05:08 PM (j10i6)

200 Pro tip: don't feed cow brains to cows.

Posted by: Max Power at October 28, 2026 05:08 PM (SwyyQ)

201 The answer to countries not wanting our C-17s to land and debark the refuse is a call to the tower from the two accompanying A-10s saying, everything 100 yds on either side of the runway will be strafed including the tower.
Permission to land?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 28, 2026 05:08 PM (vOxCS)

202 Oh, and eat all the grass you want to clear your furballs but please try to throw up BEFORE you come back in.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 28, 2026 05:05 PM (mmrXZ)

I have a big pine in my yard area that drops tons of needle pairs that are about 6 inches long. My cats love eating those even when they were small. The amount of time I chase them trying to pull them out as they eat them...

Posted by: Oldcat at October 28, 2026 05:08 PM (uhVAy)

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