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Surprise! Ilhan Nur Said Elmi's Latest Husband-of-Convenience Has a History of, Get This, Massive Serial Fraud and Shady Cash Infusions from Foreign Billionaires
I know you didn't see that coming.
Did I just blow your minds or what? Andrew Kerr at the Free Beacon:The article notes the huge sums taxpayers pay for this foreign pirate spy's upkeep, including $85,000 per year for housing. See the article for that. That proves that Ilhan Nur Said Elmi is lying about living hand-to-mouth, but I don't think it's news to you that this smelly brother-marrying grifter is lying. I want to focus on her "husband's" fraud and mysterious infusions of foreign cash.
Ilhan Omar Claims She's Struggling Financially. Taxpayers Paid Her Rent While Her Husband's Company Raked in Millions From Indian Billionaire.
Omar's husband's venture capital firm received a mysterious $11.25 million cash infusion from an Indian billionaire in 2024. Then his other businesses settled fraud allegations for millions of dollars.
As Rep. Ilhan Omar (D., Minn.) tells it, she and her husband, Tim Mynett, are on the precipice of financial ruin. The embattled lawmaker told MSNOW she lives a "basic" paycheck-to-paycheck lifestyle and struggles to pay rent on her two homes--in the same Wednesday interview during which, asked whether she was related in any way to her previous husband before Mynett, she responded, "Not to my knowledge." Omar also claimed no wrongdoing in revising her 2024 reported net worth from up to $30 million down to no more than $65,000 due to a dubious "accounting error." But Omar's financial situation is anything but basic. It includes enviable taxpayer-funded perks that she accepts as a member of Congress to cover her living expenses, millions of dollars that her campaign paid her husband's former consulting firm, and a mysterious $11.25 million cash infusion that her husband's venture capital company received from an Indian billionaire in 2024. Omar mentioned none of this on Wednesday when sympathetic MSNOW host Chris Hayes inquired about her financial situation. "I mean, it's, you know, working, working-class, I guess, like paycheck to paycheck still," Omar said. "You know, we've got four kids. And, you know, we live, I think, like a basic life. I have a Toyota Camry that's from 2016. It's our only car. I rent my D.C. place and my Minneapolis place. And so, I mean, I don't know if that sounds like, you know, not majority of Congress, but there's some of us that are, that don't come from wealth and don't have wealth."
Now we come to the many lawsuits her husband has collected, which allege defrauding investors.
Omar's campaign also paid her husband's consulting firm, E Street Group, nearly $3 million between 2018 and 2020, much of which landed directly in her husband's pocket after they married in 2020 (Omar reported Mynett received distributions of up to $2 million from his company when adding the figures she reported in her 2020 and 2021 financial disclosures). Omar's campaign payments to her husband's firm drew intense scrutiny, and Mynett shuttered the E Street Group in 2022.
Reading between the lines: Mynett needed money to pay off the people he'd defrauded so that this wouldn't become a bigger issue, so an Indian billionaire "invested" $11.25 million in his "companies." It's a payoff. It's a fix. To top it off: The "investment" was secured with "collateral" consisting of six of Hunter Biden's "watercolors." I can't back that up. Because I just made that up completely. That's what we in the trade call Corpo Media Fake News. But it wouldn't surprise you, would it?
From there, Mynett teamed up with former DNC adviser Will Hailer to launch a series of hamfisted business ventures, including a California winery, a South Dakota-based marijuana investment firm, and an international venture capital firm called Rose Lake Capital, all of which found themselves mired in lawsuits and allegations of fraud by 2024, the Washington Free Beacon reported. Mynett and Hailer's businesses resolved their debts and disputes by the end of 2024, shortly after Rose Lake Capital received a mysterious infusion of $11.25 million from an Indian billionaire.
Investors sued Mynett and Hailer's marijuana venture, Badlands, for $1.7 million alleging fraud after Hailer told them in writing he couldn't repay their funds because the Office of Foreign Assets Control (a Treasury Department agency that enforces sanctions against alleged international terrorists) had seized control of its accounts. Their winery, eStCru, stopped paying employees in 2023 and, by February 2024, had just $650 in its bank account as it owed another investor $780,000 to settle a separate fraud allegation. And then Mynett and Hailer struck gold with Byju Raveendran, the Indian billionaire owner of the now-bankrupt educational technology firm Byju. Hailer testified in those bankruptcy proceedings that Rose Lake Capital received two wires from Byju in June 2024, totaling $11.25 million, in connection with a failed deal to acquire the $1.2 billion leveraged loan at the center of the bankruptcy case. Hailer testified that the funds were routed to Rose Lake "from Dubai to Mauritius to the UK to the USA" and that, days later, Byju demanded the return of the funds. It's unclear whether Rose Lake Capital ever returned Byju's $11.25 million. By the end of 2024, Mynett and Hailer's winery and marijuana businesses settled their respective fraud lawsuits with cash settlements, and Rose Lake Capital distributed $213,000 to Mynett, according to records reviewed in April by the Wall Street Journal. One of their investors told the New York Post he was "shocked" Mynett and Hailer obtained the money to settle the lawsuit after claiming financial insolvency just months earlier. Rose Lake Capital's $11.25 million cash infusion in June 2024 may be the nexus of Omar's infamous $30 million accounting error in her 2024 financial disclosure. She first reported last year that her husband's stake in Rose Lake Capital was worth up to $25 million, and his winery was worth up to $5 million at the end of 2024. But in April, Omar filed an amended report revising her and her husband's 2024 net worth down to no more than $65,000 and that his companies were worthless on paper. Her office told the Free Beacon that Mynett's accountant made the elementary accounting error of failing to account for business liabilities when calculating their worth.So how did he extract over $200,000 from a worthless, bankrupted company? And this is interesting: Yesterday I posted an anti-Israel, pro-Hamas ad that claimed that eggs cost so much because we give Israel aid. No mention on the huge amounts of aid we give to, say, Egypt or any other Muslim country.
Abdul El-Sayed blames Israel for the price of your eggs and bananas, even though he knows that higher grocery prices are only due to supply, energy and inflation factors.
Shame on anyone voting for a candidate who uses Antisemitic talking points to win an election. https://t.co/pk5lQweZAf— Joel M. Petlin (@Joelmpetlin) October 25, 2026
Cenk Uygur, the uncle of anti-American streamer and Abdul El-Sayed campaign surrogate Hasan Piker, is behind an ad supporting El-Sayed in the Michigan Senate race that blames Israel for high grocery prices in the United States and accuses El-Sayed's Republican opponent, Mike Rogers, of dual loyalties. One Jewish leader denounced the spot as a "case study in antisemitism." Rebellion PAC, an outside group that says it's "united in the fight against a rigged system," released the 90-second ad this weekend in collaboration with Uygur's media company The Young Turks. It depicts a couple in a grocery store linking the price of eggs and bananas in the United States to Israel and the war on Iran. "We have to set that $7 aside for killing Palestinians," the woman says as her husband picks up a carton of eggs. The ad closes with photos of Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu and other leaders of the Jewish state as a narrator says, "Mike Rogers is for they/them, Abdul El-Sayed is for you," mimicking an ad Republicans ran against Kamala Harris in 2024 that highlighted her support for taxpayer-funded transgender surgeries. The ad also notes that Israel has a universal health care system. "We're paying for that, too, probably," the woman featured in the ad says without any basis in fact. Israel levies a progressive health insurance tax on citizens. The system is also covered by general government tax revenues.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)It really doesn't mean a thing.
It doesn't matter if you like my song.
As long as you can hear me sing.
Because I'm the thorn in every little girl's rose.
You know I cut but never bleed.
A shadow in the night, pure delight,
I can satisfy your every need.
I'm a real smooth dancer, I'm fantasy man.
Master of illusion, magic touch in my hand.
All the stages are empty when I steal the scenes.
A beggar of love, second hand hero,
King of Dreams
AND KING OF FIRSTS!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)
Are you saying america's sweetheart is a third world child of a warlord and only lives for the grift and soaking up as much money, power and influence- fair or foul- as she can?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:10 PM (Y/06r)
maayyybeeee
Posted by: ace bein' cute and coy about a grifter at October 27, 2026 12:10 PM (1wjle)
In your vainglorious pursuit of first, you are essentially jacking off in an empty room.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:11 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Cling-on Fanboy at October 27, 2026 12:11 PM (EdP2u)
I know I make errors of 500x on my income all the time. The IRS is very understanding. Or they would be, if they weren't run by the Jooos, those lousy egg-stealers.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:12 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Shabbos Goy at October 27, 2026 12:12 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (RORbl)
Bill Clinton's marriage to Hildebeast is more authentic.
Posted by: Minuteman at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (47/pr)
where else would one jack off?
I mean, besides a girl's changing room in a Planet Fitness in a blue city.
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (vJrRc)
I mean, besides a girl's changing room in a Planet Fitness in a blue city.
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)
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"Is there another man present?"
-DH Lawrence
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:14 PM (jp7Y/)
Did I just blow your minds or what?
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These headlines really need to come with a "fainting couch warning."
Now I gotta go lie down...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 12:14 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Leupold at October 27, 2026 12:14 PM (eIzlH)
where else would one jack off?
I mean, besides a girl's changing room in a Planet Fitness in a blue city.
*cough*
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at October 27, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)
Why she's just like everyone else!
:/
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (vJrRc)
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A home in Minnesota and a home in DC, both rented, seems kind of lowbrow for a congresscritter, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:14 PM (jp7Y/)
Why she's just like everyone else!
The poor impoverished immigrant woman!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders, livin' large and musing about rape at October 27, 2026 12:14 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:12 PM (Riz8t)
*snort*
Wait, egg stealers? I thought that was the Gypsies?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (TN0g+)
I mean, besides a girl's changing room in a Planet Fitness in a blue city.
Aaaaaaannnnd...Ace hijacks his own thread.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)
I have to imagine the IRS is involved in this as well
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (msMYi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (dpXJq)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (1wjle)
I mean, besides a girl's changing room in a Planet Fitness in a blue city.
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2026 12:13 PM (1wjle)
Top of Everest.
Sir Edmund Hillary just got up there and cranked one out, shouting 'First!'
The sherpa thought it gauche.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (Cqx++)
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Democrats.
The answer is Democrats.
Even the worst Republicans don't have terrible enough policies to artificially jack up egg prices.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (Cqx++)
Odd, dirt cheap here too. Beef is another story.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:17 PM (Y/06r)
I mean, besides a girl's changing room in a Planet Fitness in a blue city.
Hollywood used to make a couple of movies a year about horny teenaged boys coming up with some crazy plan to sneak into the girls locker room.
Then a few years ago the argument became, "boys sneaking in to peek at naked girls? Why would you ever think they'd do that if we told them they just had to claim to be a girl first?!?"
Posted by: 18-1 at October 27, 2026 12:17 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 12:16 PM (Cqx++)
According to the democrats it's cuz of the Jews.
Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2026 12:17 PM (dpXJq)
This is how you know that the people making these ads don't buy their own groceries.
Eggs haven't been that expensive in months.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 27, 2026 12:17 PM (vJrRc)
Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice
I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all
They say I'm crazy, but I have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far
Posted by: Rock Star Ilhan Nur Said Elmi at October 27, 2026 12:17 PM (1wjle)
I mean, besides a girl's changing room in a Planet Fitness in a blue city.
Aaaaaaannnnd...Ace hijacks his own thread.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t)
One might say he 'ThreadJACKed.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:17 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 27, 2026 12:18 PM (cM430)
This is how you know that the people making these ads don't buy their own groceries.
Eggs haven't been that expensive in months.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 27, 2026 12:17 PM (vJrRc)
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And bananas are cheap.
If Cenk Unger wasn't taking direct credit for the ad, I'd imagine it being a false flag from some smart Republicans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:18 PM (jp7Y/)
The "stars" were an unattractive, odd-looking nebbish couple with the husband being a wooden dolt needing wise lecturing from his girlboss wife.
The narrative made almost no sense, with the unnecessary complication of the "fund" they were saving. The point it was trying to make was muddled and totally asinine. Aid to Israel is funded by egg and banana sales?
The ad also looked cheap and unprofessional. It made me want to send more aid to Israel to starve these two odious malcontents. No eggs for you!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:18 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Drawn By Mules at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (EdP2u)
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I've been reliably informed by Somalis that bananas are only grown in Somalia.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (FZ29D)
The "stars" were an unattractive, odd-looking nebbish couple with the husband being a wooden dolt needing wise lecturing from his girlboss wife.
The narrative made almost no sense, with the unnecessary complication of the "fund" they were saving. The point it was trying to make was muddled and totally asinine. Aid to Israel is funded by egg and banana sales?
The ad also looked cheap and unprofessional. It made me want to send more aid to Israel to starve these two odious malcontents. No eggs for you!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:18 PM (iFTx/)
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Cenk Unger has taken full credit for funding the ad. It's an earnest attempt by a far leftist to appeal to the middle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (dpXJq)
What I cannot understand is why would anyone pay her off? Or Ayanna Pressley? Why has that hairless pooch gone from welfare to owning a Martha's Vineyard vacation home in just a couple of Congressional terms? WTaF?!?!
Cui bono?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (gz69C)
Posted by: Drawn By Mules at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (EdP2u)
I bet she has a Hilux. *mutters*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (l3cgK)
The Jews control the banking system, no wait, the Jews control Hollywood, no wait the Jews control the education system, no wait the Jews control ... banana prices
These people are pathetic
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (h7zKj)
Posted by: Dave at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (sbsMc)
Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (cM430)
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Yeah, that's probably it and Ace is too!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (ndZc7)
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They could just keep a glass jar sitting next to the register for contributions...
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (TN0g+)
He's...not good at this. Perhaps he should stick to what he does well. I'm assuming there is something he does well.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)
First, all our eggs!
Then, all our $1.50 a bunch bananas!!!!
And now the JOOOOOOOOOOZ are stealing our kumquat!!!!11111
*Shakes fist at sky!!!!*
This shall not stand!!!
I'm voting for the America-hating jihadist!!!!
...
...
...oh...yeah, I already voted straight R.
...
Nevermind.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (YSUhf)
Posted by: ballistic at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM (dpXJq)
I could make some good money with a pork and beef ribs place in India...well, not by selling the meat, but by collecting the insurance.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (cM430)
LOL. Capri-Sun.
Give me good, honest Kool-Aid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (Y/06r)
He's...not good at this. Perhaps he should stick to what he does well. I'm assuming there is something he does well.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)
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Eat? Bro is a chungus ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (iFTx/)
He's...not good at this. Perhaps he should stick to what he does well. I'm assuming there is something he does well.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)
At least he managed to leave out the horse porn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (Y/06r)
The Jews control the banking system, no wait, the Jews control Hollywood, no wait the Jews control the education system, no wait the Jews control ... banana prices
These people are pathetic
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (h7zKj)
I thought it was the weather using space lasers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Nazdar at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (MWfyi)
He's...not good at this. Perhaps he should stick to what he does well. I'm assuming there is something he does well.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (Riz8t)
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I believe he's considered one of the populist thought leaders of the far left in America.
Feels more like a retarded grifter to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:22 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (l3cgK)
The space lasers use the weather?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:22 PM (Y/06r)
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They could just keep a glass jar sitting next to the register for contributions...
Posted by: Crusader at October 27, 2026 12:20 PM (TN0g+)
______
That's a jar I might consider donating to ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:22 PM (iFTx/)
How much of America's wealth has been consumed to protect us against terrorism from Chunk Uggo's cousins?
Not just the massive expenditures in Security Theater, but the huge wastes of the one resource that can never been replenished -- time?
Not to mention the actual deaths inflicted.
Just curious. Just wonderin' out loud.
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2026 12:22 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 27, 2026 12:23 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 12:15 PM (MWfyi)
(strums guitar)
Give me weed, non-whites, and wine, and I be chillin'...
Posted by: Tim Mynett at October 27, 2026 12:23 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Universal A-Peel at October 27, 2026 12:23 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:21 PM (l3cgK)
The space lasers use the weather?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:22 PM (Y/06r)
Them Jews are smart AND sneaky...
/sarc
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:23 PM (l3cgK)
How much of America's wealth has been consumed to protect us against terrorism from Chunk Uggo's cousins?
Not just the massive expenditures in Security Theater, but the huge wastes of the one resource that can never been replenished -- time?
Not to mention the actual deaths inflicted.
Just curious. Just wonderin' out loud.
Posted by: ace at October 27, 2026 12:22 PM (1wjle)
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We don't spend one dollar on helping poor people eat, ace.
It's just a wild wild west desolation out there for poor people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:23 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 27, 2026 12:23 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 27, 2026 12:24 PM (cM430)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:24 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 12:24 PM (h7zKj)
Or they just, ya know, lie.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 27, 2026 12:24 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: weew at October 27, 2026 12:24 PM (9TspW)
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 27, 2026 12:25 PM (Q/FnY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:24 PM (l3cgK)
It's a tough grift.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:25 PM (Y/06r)
I mean, besides a girl's changing room in a Planet Fitness in a blue city.
*cough*
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at October 27, 2026 12:14 PM
I'm right here you know.
Posted by: The Ficus at October 27, 2026 12:25 PM (KRh8R)
You see it as a miracle. I see it as exploitation, man. You come over here and hoist these f***ing bananas. And where the hell is OSHA?
Work all night 'til the morning come
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Stack banana 'til the morning come
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Come, mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Come, mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and he wanna go home
It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch
Daylight come and he wanna go home
A beautiful bunch of ripe bananas
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:26 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 12:26 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Minuteman at October 27, 2026 12:26 PM (47/pr)
Wasn't he the guy who first broke the sound barrier?
Posted by: weew at October 27, 2026 12:24 PM (9TspW)
I am offended on behalf of General Chuck Yeager.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:27 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:27 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:28 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:28 PM (n5tGW)
Evidently she doesn't.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 27, 2026 12:28 PM (Y/06r)
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That reminds me - time to spool up "Beetle Juice."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 27, 2026 12:29 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at October 27, 2026 12:29 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:27 PM (rbvCR)
Only difference between fascists and commies is that fascists still keep and use the capitalists (which are highly regulated) and that fascists are nationalists (though in reality commies are too). Everything else is the same.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:29 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 27, 2026 12:24 PM (cM430)
We all know who else was obsessed by bananas, don't we.
youtu.be/wCkerYMffMo
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:29 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 12:30 PM (gz69C)
Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
This is clearly defamatory [to call the egg ad antisemitic]. Is it @CNN policy to viciously smear someone and not allow them a defense? Do I get to say my piece on your air to counter this defamation or are you giving up any pretenses of objectivity?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Robert at October 27, 2026 12:19 PM
*scribbles*
The Protocols of the Eggland's of Zion
Yes!
Posted by: Mohammed M. Mohammed at October 27, 2026 12:31 PM (KRh8R)
Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 27, 2026 12:31 PM (cM430)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 12:30 PM (gz69C)
Decades ago I'd have said, "Not the Vatican", but today, who knows?
::: The Vatican and the US do not have an extradition treaty :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:31 PM (l3cgK)
@cenkuygur
This is clearly defamatory [to call the egg ad antisemitic]. Is it @CNN policy to viciously smear someone and not allow them a defense? Do I get to say my piece on your air to counter this defamation or are you giving up any pretenses of objectivity?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)
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So, sue us.
Posted by: CNN is leftist, you shmuck! at October 27, 2026 12:31 PM (gz69C)
Posted by: These People Are Crazee! And Evil! at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (EdP2u)
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)
Have you ever heard the Stan Freberg parody of the Banana Boat song? It is a hoot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (hg8Lt)
Edward-Isaac Dovere
@IsaacDovere
Patrick Gaspard, Obama's political director, says pushback to another Harris run is like boxers that didn't want an Ali comeback:
"They were saying that not b/c they were worried Muhammad Ali would fall flat on his face—they were worried he would win.”
-
Mary Katharine Ham
@mkhammer
"When we think about floating, truly floating, we have to look at the butterfly, don’t we? And the butterfly, it doesn’t just float. It operates within the context of the air around it. You have to look at the significance of the passage of time when the bee decides to sting. Because a sting is not just a moment. It is a process. It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that is stinging, and that time is every day. it’s about the capacity of the float and the significance of the sting. (Cackles). It really is."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (ndZc7)
Let's all take a microsecond to reflect on him being the last to know.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 27, 2026 12:31 PM (cM430)
I don't think there are kosher whores...halal, certainly (moo! Baa!)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (RIvkX)
I've lied so many times
And that's no lie
It seems to make me laugh
Each time I try
Didn't I blow your mind this time
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (y49sE)
Posted by: Austere Religious Scholar at October 27, 2026 12:31 PM (cM430)
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LOL.
Posted by: CNN is leftist, you shmuck! at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (gz69C)
[d]Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and he wanna go home
Posted by: Archimedes at October 27, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t)
Have you ever heard the Stan Freberg parody of the Banana Boat song? It is a hoot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (hg8Lt)
I'm not black.
Posted by: Raul Grijalva at October 27, 2026 12:33 PM (l3cgK)
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An Indian give millions to husband Mohammed. Was it a Casino Indian? Nah. Was it Mohammad from India, probably so. Were they performing linguistics around the origin of the money? Yeah.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 12:33 PM (WY+aP)
Rogan was in great shape at the time and training pretty hard in MMA fighting. There were training videos. Bro can fight.
Chungus was a chungus who probably got winded lifting the toilet seat.
The fight would have been over very very quickly, with Chungus in an ambulance.
Chungus thought he would win because he's "bigger" than Rogan. Chungus is 5-8.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 12:33 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: These People Are Crazee! And Evil! at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (EdP2u)
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It also only takes like 90 days to grow an egg-laying hen from the egg, so the problem was solved in less than 6 months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:33 PM (jp7Y/)
Posted by: Reforger at October 27, 2026 12:34 PM (Ae6Br)
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 12:34 PM (y49sE)
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wait, wait, what's this ? ok, y'all remember when Fani Willis hired her booty call to "consult" for her deep into the night, and when he charged 24/7
Posted by: runner at October 27, 2026 12:34 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: Grand Mufti Of Jerusalem at October 27, 2026 12:35 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)
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Across?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 27, 2026 12:36 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: runner at October 27, 2026 12:36 PM (AKptf)
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Bitch eating crackers.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 12:36 PM (RIvkX)
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Huh huh! That was me!
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at October 27, 2026 12:36 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 27, 2026 12:37 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at October 27, 2026 12:37 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 27, 2026 12:29 PM (l3cgK)
Respectfully, there is not even that much difference. The purpose is to control the economy so the goodies go into the right pockets, and make sure the people whose pockets get emptied can't complain.
Both Fascism (all models) and communism (all models) are economic theories that require massive modification to society to "work". That modification is abusive to the individual and in the end counter productive to the economy as a whole, but theft is rarely employed for the greater good.
The only difference between them is what pretext the rulers clamp on to justify their abuse and theft.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:37 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Halfhand at October 27, 2026 12:38 PM (YUt4G)
The only difference between them is what pretext the rulers clamp on to justify their abuse and theft.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:37 PM (rbvCR)
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"Yeah, but, like Maoism is totally different from Stalinism, man. You need to read a book, or something."
-College sophomore
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:38 PM (jp7Y/)
@cenkuygur
Is it @CNN policy to viciously smear someone and not allow them a defense?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)
Where has this guy been for the last ten years?!
Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at October 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Halfhand at October 27, 2026 12:38 PM (YUt4G)
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"I don't hate Jews. I hate the cabal of Zionist oppressors of which all Jews who don't affirmatively oppose are part."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:39 PM (jp7Y/)
Use it in a sentence: "Eat your testa. It's good for you."
Posted by: Increase Your Word Power! at October 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Jr5Lq)
This idiotic ad is trying to appeal to more "normal" people upset about high prices. But eggs? They're like $3 now. Anyone watching this is gonna be like "how do they send $7 to Israel for eggs when they only cost $3?"
I don't eat eggs, but a week or so ago my mom asked me to pick some up, so I did. She likes the really big ones. I think a package was like $3.75? Maybe $4?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:40 PM (n5tGW)
The ad also notes that Israel has a universal health care system. "We're paying for that, too, probably," the woman featured in the ad says without any basis in fact. Israel levies a progressive health insurance tax on citizens. The system is also covered by general government tax revenues.
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The memo went out ! CAIR is working overtime! A few months back these exact lines were yelled at passers by through a megaphone by a white looking guy (with a german accent) accompanied by a woman in a hijab on a busy street in a certain city where I just happen to be at the time.
Posted by: runner at October 27, 2026 12:40 PM (AKptf)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 12:40 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Skip at October 27, 2026 12:40 PM (XNmZk)
Posted by: Cardinal Sin at October 27, 2026 12:40 PM (EdP2u)
@cenkuygur
Is it @CNN policy to viciously smear someone and not allow them a defense?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)
Where has this guy been for the last ten years?!
Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at October 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Wt5PA)
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"It's different when we do it to Trump!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 27, 2026 12:41 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: doug at October 27, 2026 12:41 PM (B1+sW)
Gypsies.
Posted by: mr tmz at October 27, 2026 12:42 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 12:42 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 12:42 PM (pfXMo)
Not foolproof, but not easy, either.
Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2026 12:42 PM (lCppi)
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Liberals are so butthurt over deportations separating families
he should be deported with her.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 12:42 PM (WY+aP)
Posted by: San Diego at October 27, 2026 12:43 PM (7Q0e+)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 12:43 PM (pfXMo)
Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygur
This is clearly defamatory [to call the egg ad antisemitic]. Is it @CNN policy to viciously smear someone and not allow them a defense? Do I get to say my piece on your air to counter this defamation or are you giving up any pretenses of objectivity?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 27, 2026 12:30 PM (ndZc7)
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CNN is actually doing Chungus a favor here. The ad is terrible (see my comment above) and likely to backfire. Even liberal, antisemetic CNN saw the ad and was like "this fat fuck is a retard."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Kamala at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (y49sE)
Frankly, it's a flat out stupid spot. There are a number of layers of Stupid, that just concretize into a solid slab of Stupid.
It's a stretch to say it's generally "antisemitic" though.
I prefer not to start with the ADF-level shit.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (Fi81e)
She doesn't even have to board big ship and take hostages, just gets her Somali friends to fill out child care and elder care and Medicaid forms, the billions come rolling in. Mo' Money Mo' Money. (the Mo' is for Mohammad)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (vbXSk)
Not foolproof, but not easy, either.
Posted by: LASue at October 27, 2026 12:42 PM (lCppi)
*******
If the Dems flip Texas this will change.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (wzaBj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (h7zKj)
'I don't dig spiders!'
Posted by: Nazdar at October 27, 2026 12:45 PM (NcvvS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:45 PM (n5tGW)
The fight would have been over very very quickly, with Chungus in an ambulance.
Chungus thought he would win because he's "bigger" than Rogan. Chungus is 5-8.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Rogan would have made it a clown show forcing that fool to waddle around the arena.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 12:45 PM (WY+aP)
Use it in a sentence: "Eat your testa. It's good for you."
Posted by: Increase Your Word Power! at October 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Jr5Lq)
I thought testa was Latin for a pot...and slang for a person's head...
Posted by: Raul Grijalva at October 27, 2026 12:46 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2026 12:46 PM (Jr5Lq)
I prefer not to start with the ADF-level shit.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (Fi81e)
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No, it is quite a classic anti-Jewish trope to blame common economic hardships on Jews.
Not even the slightest stretch.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 12:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: mr tmz
Yes, Sir, you have hit the nail exactly on the head! We Leutonians are a tolerant people, but we hate Gypsies! They steal!! Ptui!!!
Posted by: Leutonian Benevolent Society at October 27, 2026 12:46 PM (EdP2u)
The woman in the ad should keep her mouth shut and listen while her husband talks, inshallah.
Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 12:46 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 12:42 PM (RIvkX)
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I've always felt sorry for the guy in a way.
Dunning Kruger incarnate, in some respect.
I saw the guy argue a "vicious circle" backing down the same path he created. Of course, he's not the only person I have seen making a "circle/cycle" this way.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 12:46 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (wzaBj)
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They couldn't flip Texas in 2020 with more cheating and when the state was less Republican.
The open borders policies of Joe Biden kind of killed what was left of the party in the state. Those border counties suffered.
No state remains partisan one way forever, but we're at least a generation from Blexas being anything other than a grift for fundraising purposes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:46 PM (jp7Y/)
I shan't believe it. I simply shannot.
Green Orange
(did I do it right fellow morons?)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2026 12:47 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: anachronda at October 27, 2026 12:48 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:45 PM (n5tGW)
Testacles was a famous Athenian philosopher, but many people of the day regarded him as nuts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 12:48 PM (hg8Lt)
The only difference between them is what pretext the rulers clamp on to justify their abuse and theft.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:37 PM (rbvCR)
But, the Communists will keep the Jooos from stealing my bananas won't they?
I gotta have cheap bananas for my morning soy smoothie!!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 27, 2026 12:48 PM (YSUhf)
Dunning Kruger incarnate, in some respect.
I almost feel like watching the show to see him have an aneurism and stroke out live
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2026 12:48 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 12:48 PM (WY+aP)
I always thought he was in the bag
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2026 12:48 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:45 PM (n5tGW)
Testacles was a famous Athenian philosopher, but many people of the day regarded him as nuts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 12:48 PM (hg8Lt)
He Certainly was no Dickus.
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at October 27, 2026 12:48 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: I'm a One-Issue Voter, and That Issue is Bananas at October 27, 2026 12:49 PM (xiyD8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:45 PM (n5tGW)
I thought it was that electric car that looks like a half of a walnut shell.
Posted by: Reforger at October 27, 2026 12:49 PM (Ae6Br)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 12:50 PM (8Uo7a)
Not even the slightest stretch.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 12:46 PM (RIvkX)
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So, similarities.
We're going to resort to lib-level "Some overlap" = "Same"?
Well, you can. I'm not. I prefer to keep my analytical faculties and arguments sharp.
Does the left deserve that type of treatment that they regularly hand out? Absolutely.
But we have to remember why they deserve being given the short shrift, and it's mainly because they are satisfied with rushed judgments based on overlap.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 12:50 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:51 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: And his mom's mouth at October 27, 2026 12:51 PM (fPVA4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2026 12:51 PM (TMNW7)
I expect it will be longer than the one beating on Bill Maher
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:52 PM (rbvCR)
Nothing wrong with that but... have they or have they not declared war and open season on Jews?
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 12:52 PM (y49sE)
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2026 12:52 PM (Jr5Lq)
Use it in a sentence: "Eat your testa. It's good for you."
Posted by: Increase Your Word Power! at October 27, 2026 12:39 PM
*pick up testa*
*yeet testa*
Chuck testa.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 12:52 PM (KRh8R)
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 12:52 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:45 PM (n5tGW)
I thought it was that electric car that looks like a half of a walnut shell.
Posted by: Reforger
I thought that was the Tata.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 12:53 PM (UClSS)
"Told ya"
--the father of the boy named Sue
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2026 12:53 PM (TMNW7)
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They figured this out in '99.
We used to call it modest.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 27, 2026 12:53 PM (WY+aP)
Posted by: Abdul El-Sayed de al-Qaeda, from the French side of the family at October 27, 2026 12:54 PM (vN3wy)
Is that real?
No, its Chuck Testa!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2026 12:54 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 12:55 PM (vN3wy)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 12:55 PM (vN3wy)
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She's a private practice physician of some kind who refuses Medicaid patients.
Also, vote for El-Sayed to get everyone on Medicaid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:56 PM (jp7Y/)
Nothing wrong with that but... have they or have they not declared war and open season on Jews?
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 12:52 PM (y49sE)
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I think their obliviousness and minimizing of October 7th really argue for that.
I'd rather concentrate on how stupid that ad is. Were they putting groceries back for Ukraine as well? When we kept shoveling several dozens of billions of dollars to the Ukraine laundry?
No, because Congress doesn't bill us, it just runs up the credit card until it comes due to us. But it doesn't affect our day to day lives like this.
And when the bill comes due, the Democrats tax you. That's what pinches your grocery budget.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 12:56 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 27, 2026 12:45 PM (n5tGW)
A Testarosa is a $200,000 sheath for the balls, with four wheels.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 27, 2026 12:57 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: Random PJ at October 27, 2026 12:57 PM (+jscL)
I can't back that up. Because I just made that up completely.
Fake, but accurate.
Posted by: Dan Rather at October 27, 2026 12:58 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Shell Corporation at October 27, 2026 12:58 PM (EdP2u)
Can a pudding cup be a testa?
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 12:58 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 27, 2026 12:58 PM (Fv808)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 27, 2026 12:57 PM (QaH55)
Just like a porcupine, except the pricks are inside.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 12:59 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Random PJ at October 27, 2026 12:57 PM (+jscL)
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1. Live like pauper
2. Get elected to Congress
3. ***
4. Profit!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 27, 2026 12:59 PM (vN3wy)
Posted by: Random PJ at October 27, 2026 12:57 PM (+jscL)
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Who says she lives like a pauper?
Oh, she does. While under investigation for financial fraud criminality.
That's probably a reflection of how she actually lives, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 12:59 PM (jp7Y/)
Before co-founding the E Street Group in 2018, Will Hailer & Tim Mynett were veteran Democratic political operatives who built their careers managing high-profile campaigns and fundraising operations. They initially met while working for Keith Ellison, then a U.S. Representative from Minnesota. (Fox News +1)
Mynett spent over a decade working as the national finance and political director for Keith Ellison. (Traveling the nation, raising capital)
After graduating from the University at Albany in 2003 with a degree in polysci, he spent 15 years in Washington, D.C., working for various progressive political organizations and consulting firms. He specialized in digital strategy, fundraising, and campaign communication.
(I'll leave Hailer out for the present.)
Mynett and Haile established the political consulting firm E Street Group together in 2018. After Keith Ellison went on to become an attorney general, E Street Group went on to work on the congressional campaigns of U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar.
She and Mynett married in March 2020. However,
Continued -
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 27, 2026 12:59 PM (NFX2v)
She legally married Ahmed Nur Said Elmi on February 12, 2009.
Omar stated that her relationship with Elmi ended within their faith tradition in 2011. She reconciled and resumed her relationship with Hirsi later in 2011 or 2012, and the couple had their third child together in 2012. (Newsweek +1)
Because she did not obtain a civil divorce from Elmi until December 2017, she remained legally married to her second husband for several years after she had already returned to and was living with her first husband.
She and Hirsi eventually legally married in January 2018 before divorcing in 2019. (Newsweek and World Atlas news)
Ahmed Hirsi remarried a nurse named Ladan Ahmed in a private ceremony in Mogadishu, Somalia, on December 12, 2019—just 37 days after his November 5, 2019, divorce from U.S. Representative Ilhan Omar was finalized. (Alpha News MN)
He & Omar share 3 children together & continue to co-parent. (CBS News)
It's kabuki theater for YEARS (Faisal Gill, Ellison, A. Hirsi, L. Ahmed, etal; the marriages, the money going hither & yon.
But prove it.
Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 27, 2026 01:00 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2026 01:00 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: James Talarico at October 27, 2026 01:01 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Leupold at October 27, 2026 12:14 PM (eIzlH)
*tee hee*
Posted by: Elissa Ceaucescu Slotkin at October 27, 2026 01:01 PM (jb8Ss)
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They live lavishly, not like paupers. Their public persona is what's being shown... the "pauper." We're not supposed to know, question or even think about how they live behind closed doors.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 01:02 PM (RORbl)
Posted by: Random PJ at October 27, 2026 12:57 PM (+jscL)
I have a British uncle who used to do contractor work in Kenya and that area. He said he could keep his stuff somewhat safe by giving out pound notes to everybody. Said it bought him about a month then eventually one guy would have the whole stack and everybody else was back for more or they would destroy his equipment.
Posted by: Reforger at October 27, 2026 01:02 PM (Ae6Br)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 27, 2026 01:02 PM (xvV+O)
Gypsies, tramps, and thieves...
Lay their money down...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:02 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: wth at October 27, 2026 01:02 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 01:04 PM (h7zKj)
To top it off: The "investment" was secured with "collateral" consisting of six of Hunter Biden's "watercolors."
I can't back that up. Because I just made that up completely. That's what we in the trade call Corpo Media Fake News.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 27, 2026 01:04 PM (hxMfc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 01:04 PM (Cqx++)
The new hotness: "Infuse me the money!"
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2026 01:05 PM (Jr5Lq)
Used to be BMWs, then Audis, then Teslas... now generally "EVs"...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:05 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 27, 2026 12:57 PM (QaH55)
Just like a porcupine, except the pricks are inside.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 12:59 PM (hg8Lt)
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Ferrari brought back the Testarossa name for its new 849 supercar. $200k would barely buy you the full carbon package. Most 849s are going out well over $700k, some close to a millie.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)
https://tinyurl.com/822m4xjm
Guy makes a fake profile of a hot guy, stating that he just got out of prison for child molestation and wants to date and he gets over 800 DMs from women
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2026 01:05 PM (TMNW7)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:06 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: These People Are Crazee! And Evil! at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (EdP2u)
Bluebell the Hen has not forgotten this slaughter, nor has she forgiven they/them who committed the atrocity.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:06 PM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 27, 2026 01:07 PM (aKiSo)
.......
It's a small fucked up world with these assholes.
Posted by: wth at October 27, 2026 01:07 PM (UjdFS)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:08 PM (pfXMo)
It admitted that despite the media controversy was all about "greed" and "irresponsible" behavior of organizations like Bear Sterns "making money out of thin air",
1. the FAS 147 (Financial Accounting Standards) was implemented in November 2007 and in a tight window of 4 months, Bear Sterns and AIG were gone.
2. And yes "swaps" were not an irresponsible fiction by finance companies, but needed like overnight borrowing by a bank from the FED to maintain asset ratios.
It also admitted that FAS, which increased stricture to "Mark to Market" may well be described as a "ham-handed measure of the government".
I've known about Mark to Market most of this century, but Gemini introduced me to this academic subject called the "Mark to Market Death Spiral". I explained I only suspected that M2M was the culprit, but neve saw a title that made it clear that it was a developed theory like that.
What about you? Do any of you remember the phrase "Mark to Market" in the press? Or the theory "Mark to Market Death Spiral"?
I don't, and I've read and read based on my suspicions, and I've never seen such a name.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:08 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 01:06 PM (BI5O2)
Depends which voters you want. Most people still "trust" the FBI.
I know, I know. But when they say there's someone most wanted do people say to themselves, "nah it must be an op"? No. The name still carries cache.
Posted by: ... at October 27, 2026 01:08 PM (y49sE)
She'd have been better off following the Clinton model. Start a "charitable foundation", claim you have little to no personal assets, and bill your entire lifestyle to said foundation as "adminstrative costs."
Posted by: Halfhand at October 27, 2026 01:08 PM (YUt4G)
https://tinyurl.com/822m4xjm
Guy makes a fake profile of a hot guy, stating that he just got out of prison for child molestation and wants to date and he gets over 800 DMs from women
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 27, 2026 01:05 PM (TMNW7)
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In fairness, the same gag would work on men with a hot girl
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: These People Are Crazee! And Evil! at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (EdP2u)
That crazy fucking FDA bitch was going around testing chicken shit and declaring mandatory slaughter of our food sources.
Posted by: Reforger at October 27, 2026 01:09 PM (Ae6Br)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 01:09 PM (QX6xo)
Love is a rose but you'd better not pick it...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:09 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Axeman
ADL?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 27, 2026 01:04 PM (Cqx++)
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Yeah! That!
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:10 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Marxist Playbook at October 27, 2026 01:10 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 01:10 PM (2ocoG)
E Street Group = Corrupt, thieving shitbags.
Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band = Liberal America hating communist douchebags.
Coincidence?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 01:10 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: These People Are Crazee! And Evil! at October 27, 2026 12:32 PM (EdP2u)
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Michigan raised their gas tax 55 cents, so that Michiganders can't see the prices decline that much.
I've heard that other blue-captive states did that too.
They rely on the fog of war.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:11 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at October 27, 2026 01:12 PM (V362x)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 01:12 PM (s3AOQ)
Yes, roses == Antifa.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)
I expect it will be longer than the one beating on Bill Maher
Posted by: Kindltot at October 27, 2026 12:52 PM (rbvCR)
"Cheesecake Factory offers many delicious American favorites, but their taco salad is great, it's the best!" -- OrangeManBad
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:12 PM (jb8Ss)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 27, 2026 01:12 PM (dK+Kv)
adri ♡
@socialistadri
18h
Ilhan Omar on why right-wingers focus on her and Hasan Piker so much:
"I think we look really good on their screens. They get tired of looking at their botox faces." 😭
Posted by: beckster at October 27, 2026 01:13 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:13 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)
Leftists - whores of the Roses.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 27, 2026 01:13 PM (hg8Lt)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 01:14 PM (8Uo7a)
Posted by: Reforger at October 27, 2026 01:14 PM (Ae6Br)
The Wild, the Innocent, and the E Street Group Shuffle.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:14 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:15 PM (pfXMo)
adri ♡
@socialistadri
18h
Ilhan Omar on why right-wingers focus on her and Hasan Piker so much:
"I think we look really good on their screens. They get tired of looking at their botox faces." 😭
Posted by: beckster at October 27, 2026 01:13 PM (kX27y)
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It's because America is an unredeemably racist, oligarchal fascist police state that allows its law enforcement to murder brown people for sport and the advancement of imperialistic capitalism.
All who feel unwelcomed should probably leave because this isn't like 1933 Germany anymore, it's like 1934 Germany!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 27, 2026 01:15 PM (jp7Y/)
The wrong side won the war of the roses.
Posted by: Reforger at October 27, 2026 01:14 PM (Ae6Br)
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The Rose has long been a vag symbol.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:15 PM (Fi81e)
AND KING OF FIRSTS!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)
Ummmm...You've got a long way to go there, Bucko......outside of stealing someone else's schtick.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 01:15 PM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Nazdar at October 27, 2026 01:16 PM (NcvvS)
adri ♡
@socialistadri
18h
Ilhan Omar on why right-wingers focus on her and Hasan Piker so much:
"I think we look really good on their screens. They get tired of looking at their botox faces." 😭
Posted by: beckster at October 27, 2026 01:13 PM (kX27y)
What?!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 27, 2026 01:16 PM (jb8Ss)
I think not.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 27, 2026 01:12 PM (s3AOQ)
COMMON SENSE E STREET CONTROL!!! NOW!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 01:16 PM (QX6xo)
No red head, no care.
Posted by: man
Get a Testarossa and you can pick up all the redheads you want.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 01:17 PM (UClSS)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 01:14 PM (8Uo7a)
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I, too, was hoping this would happen. No, now we have to through some horrendous political theater.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2026 01:17 PM (iOpI2)
Posted by: gp at October 27, 2026 01:19 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 01:14 PM (8Uo7a)
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I, too, was hoping this would happen. No, now we have to through some horrendous political theater.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 27, 2026 01:17 PM (iOpI2)
Honestly, we don't know how many passports she has......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 27, 2026 01:19 PM (QX6xo)
Yeah.
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:15 PM (pfXMo)
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Oh, the phrase was used a lot during the financial crisis by retards who have no idea what it meant. I love it when imbeciles who have never seen a financial statement or any kind of balance sheet, and who can't balance their checkbook containing $77, are somehow financial experts because they saw a post on twatter.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 27, 2026 01:19 PM (jb8Ss)
Didn't they both crash to the floor? Or am I misremembering?
Oh...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:19 PM (pfXMo)
Again, accenting that "Look what these people got away with?!" crap.
Not that 1. future gains were a quintessential concept in finance, and 2 Mark to Market standards asked them to implement an accounting system as if they were a day trader, and not long-term investors, where an increase in asset is likely.
Congress took the vast overstatements of value in Enron, and crafted a solution which denies "unrealized gains and losses", which drives investment.
Posted by: Axeman at October 27, 2026 01:20 PM (Fi81e)
Testarossa = redhead, referring to the crackle red painted heads on the engine...
Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 01:21 PM (pfXMo)
And, TheJamesMadison, no, I do not take her statements as the truth. I am in no way defending her.
Posted by: Random PJ at October 27, 2026 01:36 PM (+jscL)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 27, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)
That's so strange coming off his spirited defense of bestiality "if the horse enjoys it" did so well.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 27, 2026 01:42 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Chungus animal husbandry at October 27, 2026 01:46 PM (anL5R)
Posted by: Oldcat
He doesn't! This is sick!
Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at October 27, 2026 02:28 PM (r2Icn)
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