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The Morning Report — 10/27 /26

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Good morning kids. Well, as per usual that which shocks and disgusts us no longer surprises us in the least. First, this news from overseas in particular is disturbing in its implications as we approach our own crucial midterm elections.

After elections held earlier this month, Brazil looked like it could swing to the right and away from a fourth term for its little communist dictator, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. Lula's opponent, Flávio Bolsonaro, son of former president Jair Bolsonaro, achieved far more of the vote than expected. However, neither candidate received enough to avoid a runoff. For many of us here in the United States, it reeked of 2020. An incumbent who trailed in the first round staged a late surge to claim victory after a last-minute judicial intervention extended voting hours, transport disruptions appeared in areas favorable to the eventual winner, and the losing candidate immediately refused to concede while alleging the rules had been changed midstream. Several Spanish-speaking media outlets have quoted Donald Trump as saying it was like something out of the "Joe Biden playbook," but I haven't been able to confirm that quote myself, though he wouldn't be wrong. It's also giving me 2024 Nicolás Maduro vibes.  
Many are calling the win "historic" because it's been nearly four decades since an incumbent who trailed in the first round made such a comeback. But is it historic? Or did someone have this planned all along?

Among some of President Trump's greatest accomplishments has been his ability to somehow inspire and rally the people of Latin America to rally to the cause of true small "d" democratic reform and most shockingly remove or at least neutralize the malign cancerous influence of tyrannical socialism with the election of individuals from Nayib Bukele in El Salvador and Javier Milei in Argentina.

Meanwhile, here at home over the past several years the cancer of Socialism seems to have somehow (thank you American Academia primarily) garnered growing and loud support not just from the young and malleable but far too many older folks who should know better yet don't.
And as we here have reported, it's not just about the freebies, it's about utterly crushing anyone who opposes the Democrat Left's power-mad delusions of their right to remake American society but destroying it. We've discussed at length the recent mad ravings of fiends like Elissa Slotkin, the low-rent dullard cross between Imelda Marcos and Bloody Mary with a soupçon of Winnie Mandela for flavor. The filthy slag who desires the prosecution/persecution of anyone who works for President Trump as a means of disincentivizing and crippling the careers of anyone seeking a career who also has aspirations to preserve protect and defend the American way of life contra the Democrat/Leftist enterprise to eradicate it.

And with that in mind, we have this latest assault on liberty bubbling up from the depths of hell.

If anyone had any doubt about the Democratic Party’s plans to shut down the present renaissance in space that is employing millions and generating billions in wealth, you need only listen to Robert Reich, former secretary of labor during the Clinton administration, in this short video of comments he made during a recent podcast. Reich begins his rant by demanding the government “defund” Musk and that SpaceX and Starlink should be “nationalized”, claiming absurdly that this should happen because 75% of Musk’s wealth comes from taxpayers buying Starlink. So what? That’s exactly what freedom and capitalism is about. . . This is pure evil, based on pure envy based on pure hate. It also illustrates the dark times the country will face should the voters choose the Democrat Party in next week’s election. They are not hiding their envy and hate any longer in euphemisms. They are making it very plain, in numerous different venues, that they plan to confiscate the property of conservatives, imprison them, and even shoot them if they get the chance.

Well, as in Brazil "the voters" may not actually get to choose a damn thing. Of course it depends on who is considered a voter and more importantly BY WHOM?!

Federal prosecutors said Monday that investigators have identified 405 people they believe are not U.S. citizens who voted in Washington state elections, casting more than 1,500 ballots over multiple elections.

Multiply that figure many times over in multiple if not every state in the Union and shit is going to get real, real quick.

As I've stated many times over, there is no way that Michigan's Dana Nessel, Jocelyn Benson and Wretched Whitmer are not going to do all they can to drag El-Sayed's suicide-belt supported ass over the finish line first. They did it in 2020 with Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants by miraculously tampering with the election to steal the crucial swing state from Trump. Horrid as those harridans were and are, that their crime was not overturned reflects on our equally corrupt judicial system that will not lift a finger if/when it happens again this Tuesday.

And speaking of Nessel, apologies in advance for this repulsiveness:

Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel had briefly held the line on refusing to back Abdul El-Sayed. Then she announced that Jews had to vote for him even if they all died because some things were more important. “We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival,” Nessel told Jewish Democrats. Those “needs of the world” required Jews to vote for Democrats, including presumably El-Sayed, who had made excuses for a Muslim terrorist attack against Jewish children in the preschool of a Michigan Temple. Many Jewish Democrats feel they “must choose between our faith and our party,” she said, and she then argued in favor of choosing faith in the Democrat Party over faith in Judaism.

Nessel is a sloppy drunken, self-gassing spokes-courveh for new and improved Zyklon CDEF & G!!!!

With Jews like her who needs the Einsatzgruppen or Grand Mufti of Jerusalem. . . or the Spanish Inquisition (thank you and fuck you España!)

On that revolting excrement, as well as the sea of detritus comprising the majority of today's links, I nevertheless bid you all to —VOTE EARLY & OFTEN — and . . .have a good day.


    ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

  • Reich begins his rant by demanding the government “defund” Musk and that SpaceX and Starlink should be “nationalized”, claiming absurdly that this should happen because 75% of Musk’s wealth comes from taxpayers buying Starlink. So what? That’s exactly what freedom and capitalism is about.
    Democrat Robert Reich demands SpaceX be nationalized; attacks Musk
  • Many are calling the win "historic" because it's been nearly four decades since an incumbent who trailed in the first round made such a comeback. But is it historic? Or did someone have this planned all along? 
    Something’s Rotten in Brasília: Did Lula Just Use Biden’s Playbook?

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1

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 27, 2026 06:48 AM (D7VIl)

2 First!

I’ve always wanted to do that…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 06:48 AM (0Jm0d)

3 Missed it by that much — Get Smart guy

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 06:48 AM (0Jm0d)

4 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 06:53 AM (RIvkX)

5 OT- If you haven't already done so, and the skies are clear where you are on the East Coast, please consider taking a break to look at the sunrise. It's breathtaking. Thanks, Lord, for the "rosy fingers of dawn."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 06:53 AM (1rmAm)

6 Good morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 06:53 AM (r2Icn)

7 So when the republicans retain the senate and the garbage polls are shown to be… garbage, will the Dems then become election deniers?

That Brazil “election” stinks to high heaven, but the stench isn’t as bad as the 2020 debacle here

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 06:55 AM (0Jm0d)

8 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 06:55 AM (u82oZ)

9 Hillary Clinton

Webb Hubble had it in for you. Webb Hubble. This is beyond shame.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 06:56 AM (u82oZ)

10
Democrat Robert Reich demands SpaceX be nationalized; attacks Musk

"Nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:00 AM (eRlcH)

11 "The Ukrainian Gordian Knot"

Bad link JJ

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 27, 2026 07:01 AM (LOvBA)

12 "Nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation"

Pffffftttt....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 07:02 AM (r2Icn)

13 In GoT Peter Dinklage played the role of Conniving Evil Dwarf far more compellingly than Robert Reich plays it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 27, 2026 07:02 AM (fYoho)

14 This is pure evil, based on pure envy based on pure hate.
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Everything a Democrat believes and promotes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:02 AM (RIvkX)

15 FenelonSpoke

Now you need a wine-dark sea, and stars to steer by.

FenelonSpouse's tale of transporting the unwilling to the unspeakable, repeatedly and safely, will be a saga told around the campfires of post-Classic America.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 07:02 AM (u82oZ)

16 eh, we'll just see what we see ...

G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 07:03 AM (VyBeY)

17 Robert Reich is another agent working for "Bad Luck."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 07:03 AM (u82oZ)

18
You’ll Never Guess Which Movie Out-Performed ‘Musk’

Gigli?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:04 AM (eRlcH)

19 “We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival,” Nessel told Jewish Democrats.
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This is utterly perverted. And theologically, also absolutely wrong.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:04 AM (RIvkX)

20 Election day in Israel.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 07:05 AM (8Uo7a)

21 Men of his stature are in short supply.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 27, 2026 07:05 AM (LOvBA)

22 Bananas are incredibly cheap. If you can't afford bananas it's not because of the Jews it's because you are an idiot.

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:06 AM (MWfyi)

23 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes. Happy Birthday, JJ.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 27, 2026 07:06 AM (Hbeqj)

24 "This is utterly perverted. And theologically, also absolutely wrong."

like everything else a demonrat believes and promotes ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 27, 2026 07:08 AM (VyBeY)

25 "James Comey Faces New Charges Over How Information Reached The New York Times"

If this is the best they can do they should just give up.

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:09 AM (MWfyi)

26 Jews run the banana mafia. Got it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 07:10 AM (r2Icn)

27 olddog, Good morning to you and yours. I pray that you are all well.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 07:10 AM (8Uo7a)

28 Greetings and good morning again.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 07:11 AM (+4yJ5)

29 fd

I hope, day by day, more charges are dropped. Each one a little more serious. Make it a pattern of Comey denying. Keep pounding him.

Meanwhile, money spent to defend him is not being used in other arenas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 07:12 AM (u82oZ)

30 Morning, Ben Had. Other than family weathering colds all good here. I hope you are well, too.

Posted by: olddog in mo at October 27, 2026 07:12 AM (Hbeqj)

31 Brazil was absolutely, blatantly, stolen.

FORTRESS is long-overdue and I'm glad it's being worked on.

Time to get up, walk and pray, watch the sunrise probably. Then prep for the interview.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 07:13 AM (aJQbY)

32 When do we start bombing Brasilia?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:15 AM (RIvkX)

33 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 07:15 AM (UClSS)

34 RandomDave, is it possible that your calling is teaching?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 07:16 AM (8Uo7a)

35 Read the article about Robert Reich. If Elon hadn't walked off the plantation, the dems would crow about how wonderful his successes are.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 07:16 AM (+4yJ5)

36 We love TeacherDave!

Posted by: Kindergarten kids! at October 27, 2026 07:18 AM (RIvkX)

37 Democrat Robert Reich demands SpaceX be nationalized; attacks Musk

Uh.. there is a nationalized space agency: NASA

And they can't do shit because they followed all of your advice and went DEI, and forgot their mission, punished achievement and rewarded sloth, waste and bureaucracy with a fat pension for doing nothing but attending meetings around the globe and giving our competitors whatever they wanted included at US Taxpayer cost; became a corporate welfare system, a place to park deadbeats and sinecures, had zero accountability, zero expectations and zero aspirations.

The Nationalized space program became so demoralized and neutered that for generations after landing on the moon, all they could do is blow up and crash shuttles, NASA couldn't even return to the ISS and we had to humbly turn to Putin and his gas station with nukes to be the space taxi because the US couldn't even do that anymore.

if the goal is to become an embarrassment and shame, then Reich is our Central Planner.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:19 AM (U4c/V)

38 The supporters of Bolsanaro stormed the assembly in Brasilia after the loss in 2021 just as happened in D.C. a little over a year earlier.

A lot of those people were arrested and thrown in jail, just like here.

I'm not sure if the Brazilian right is prepared to go up against the state when Lula has Bolsanaro Jr.'s passport taken as soon as the election is over. That's sending a signal they aren't going to play nice if things get out of hand.

It's going to be interesting watching how this goes over the next few months, and what comes out about the election and whether or not Flavio can get it annulled (I extremely doubt it).

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 07:19 AM (6ydKt)

39 FenelonSpouse's tale of transporting the unwilling to the unspeakable

On a school bus, everybody takes to the benches.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 27, 2026 07:19 AM (zdLoL)

40 I didn’t even know Israeli elections were happening until I saw a glowing article yesterday of the guy running against Netanyahu. Former general; says some good stuff… but over all it seems like he has the Israeli version of TDS; namely Netanyahu Derangement Syndrome… NDS?

And he’s a sympathetic figure because his son died in Gaza during the war. I’d be curious what Biden’s dog thinks, if he’s around this morning

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 27, 2026 07:19 AM (0Jm0d)

41 A dwarf's genitals are normal sized. A midget, however, has a small weewee.

So I got that going for me.

Posted by: Robert Reich, Dwarf at October 27, 2026 07:20 AM (JAh4c)

42 Democrat Robert Reich demands SpaceX be nationalized; attacks Musk


I demand commies be shot on sight.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 07:20 AM (UClSS)

43 Reich demands, hahahahaha. Stomp your feet harder little man.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 27, 2026 07:21 AM (8Uo7a)

44 A dwarf's genitals are normal sized. A midget, however, has a small weewee.


When did they call 6 ft tall people midgets?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 07:21 AM (UClSS)

45 San Franpsycho

If the Brazilian military stays in the barracks, our military is not able to change the situation in Brazil. Many of our deployable units are positioning into attack formation off of Iran. We could help the military to right Brazil, but not act on our own.

We have no ability as a country to use secret armies or even stealth killers to change this. The CIA action officers have quite uncertain loyalties and questionable effectiveness. Our best Special Forces are prepping for SAR in Iran.

We can pound Brazil economically, and this is happening on it's own.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM (u82oZ)

46 Jews run the banana mafia. Got it.

Well, Robert Reich is a self-gasser.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM (U4c/V)

47 Trump admin slams CBS for leaving out ‘absurd bit of fraud’ from ‘60 Minutes’ profile of deported husband and father

--

Am I the only one who believes that the second the next Democrat president gets elected that every deportee will be brought back in, at taxpayer expense, and probably given "$reparations" for the trauma? Unholy hell is going to be unleashed that will make the Biden years of illegal immigration look like child's play.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM (qBdHI)

48
Time to get up, walk and pray, watch the sunrise probably. Then prep for the interview.
Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 07:13 AM (aJQbY)


I've been remembering you in my Rosary devotions. Hope it's some help.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM (eRlcH)

49 The wife and I went in and cast our votes here in Florida yesterday. There was a pretty good crowd when we were there.
Also drove by there a couple of times later in the day. And the parking lot was full. That's a good sign in this ruby red county.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM (Lo97M)

50
15 minutes after the government takeover of Starlink, a satellite will fall in your back yard.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:24 AM (eRlcH)

51 Ben Had,

Maybe, but I think more likely in the long run would be an instructor for something IT-ish. Which, of course, would require all sorts of expensive credentials etc... Credentialism, I swear. I did greatly enjoy mentoring at work when I got the opportunity.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 07:25 AM (aJQbY)

52 Hadrian, every bit of prayer helps, I'm certain.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 27, 2026 07:26 AM (aJQbY)

53 CBD is not a Netanyahu supporter, I'm not sure about JJ

I'm a big supporter from the beginning and always. Israelis put a lot of stock in military leadership which strangely always leans left, and electing them is almost always a mistake. Ariel Sharon and Ehud Barak were disastrous.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

54
My county was +20 Trump in 2024 and early balloting is twice that of 2022.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 27, 2026 07:26 AM (eRlcH)

55 Jews run the banana mafia.

United Fruit/Chiquita was in Luavl, until they huffed off to Charlotte. So that may be even more I-ronic than you intended.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 27, 2026 07:27 AM (zdLoL)

56 We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival

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I've been thinking about this retarded statement quite a bit since the horrid shrike said it.

1.) Nobody's needs, not even Muslims', are met by common cause of Americans with Muslims.

2.) Nobody's has ever had a moral imperative to die for their enemies.

3.) America is perhaps unique in the regard that it owes the rest of the world ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Every single alliance this country has was formed because those countries came to us, hat in hand. Not the other way around. They all owe us, and they no longer pay up. The current Iran imbroglio illustrates this neatly. Israel was the only one of our "friends" who showed up to the party.

This wretched bitch talks like she's some kind of mafia loanshark showing up at the door with a lead pipe, to collect a debt that never existed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2)

57 A “Token Tax” Could Kill the Promise of AI

So we're back to merit based hiring instead of DEI? Good to know!

Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 07:29 AM (+4yJ5)

58 The wife and I went in and cast our votes here in Florida yesterday. There was a pretty good crowd when we were there.
Also drove by there a couple of times later in the day. And the parking lot was full. That's a good sign in this ruby red county.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 27, 2026 07:23 AM


Same here in rural NE Texas. People lining up to vote in red counties in an off year election means the polls showing talerico winning are garbage.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 27, 2026 07:30 AM (I43vL)

59 The United Fruit Co. is one of my favorite poems.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

60 Maybe, but I think more likely in the long run would be an instructor for something IT-ish.

You said a week or so ago that you don't even know K8S.
That is like the most common infrastructure today for small to large hosted systems.

That is like saying that as a programmer, you don't know Javascript or Python.

You need to fix that. Unfortunately Kubernetes greatly favors a Time On Tool knowledge set, not memorize the documents and wing it.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:31 AM (9s47C)

61 Today's "based" letter in the "NY Post":

"Now 81, I have been a registered Democrat since I was able to vote. However, I find myself agreeing with everything Saritha Komatireddy ( R. candidate against Leticia James) and Bruce Blakeman have said about how they would run New York.
Their solutions are both fair and feasible. I have such confidence in their capacity of solving whatever problems come up. So I am going to vote for them, and hope my prayers come true.

Lois Grossman
Woodmere .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 07:31 AM (JrHfD)

62 Yeah, I think we can walk carefully on the Brazil situation.

If evidence comes out of a massive operation to cheat along with the supreme court judge intervening like he did, the Brazilian people might take care of things on their own.
Bolsanaro's party & coalition will be in the majority in the next legislature, I believe, so an impeachment and conviction of Lula is not out of the question at some point.

They aren't shy about doing it, either.
The legislature impeached Presidente Dilma Rousseff and removed her from office in 2016, and she was Lula's 60s communist secretary, and hand-picked successor.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 07:32 AM (6ydKt)

63 Yeah how did bananas become so cheap this year? The price of a bunch has fallen to just over $1

Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 07:32 AM (ZxPkt)

64 Same here in rural NE Texas. People lining up to vote in red counties in an off year election means the polls showing talerico winning are garbage.

Makes one wonder how much the endorsement of Screwtape by the Bush Klan was a boost to the Paxton campaign.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:33 AM (9s47C)

65 Morning again Horde. Thx JJ, nice early report.
Watched the vid of Dana Nessel. I think people have said she's a major drinker, which is the only thing that can explain that vid. Jews must vote for someone who would kill them to save the world from Chinese robots. Alrighty then

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 07:34 AM (h7zKj)

66 I am so glad, Paul, that Democrats have never screamed about unfair or rigged elections. LOL.
Whatever you're getting paid , you're not changing anyone's mind here. Why do it ? Unless you're a bot, go work at McDonald's and provide an actual service to people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 07:36 AM (JrHfD)

67 This wretched bitch talks like she's some kind of mafia loanshark showing up at the door with a lead pipe, to collect a debt that never existed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2)

She's a leftist government lawyer so it's probably more like a court order instead of a lead pipe, but definitely the same motives and tactics as the mob.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 07:39 AM (6ydKt)

68 Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 07:39 AM (77rzZ)

69 By the same token as what I said above, the problems of Brazil, Italy, France, Britain, Belgium, and so on are their own. Not ours. France is the only country in history we ever owed a damn thing, that debt was paid up with interest, and now they're hostile to us, just like the rest.

Solve your own problems, world.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 07:39 AM (BI5O2)

70 Most votes for a presidential candidate in history.

Not one candidate asks him to campaign for him in the midterms.

Things that make you go hmmmmm.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 07:43 AM (UClSS)

71 I think the Republicans owe Reich a thank you. He flat out says the communist world view out loud. There are independents and probably some Rinos who will hear that "takeover Musk's company BS" and say no way, we'll vote R even if we don't like it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 07:46 AM (h7zKj)

72 Hatred of Trump is hatred of America, straight up.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 07:46 AM (77rzZ)

73 Yeah how did bananas become so cheap this year? The price of a bunch has fallen to just over $1

Remember when the Cavendish variety was supposed to be wiped out by the Panama Disease? Apparently the dangerous strain is the TR4 and targeted that one variety, which is the primary one enjoyed in the US. Because of the commercial demand for uniformity, the Cavendish variety is a monoculture propagated as clones making them genetically identical — ergo the ease in how one strain can take out an entire variety.

Hopefully, they will return to the Gros Michel ("Big Mike") which tasted better than that dreck in the stores now and avoid a scarcity problem.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:46 AM (9Hs2w)

74 Solve your own problems, world.

Unfortunately, the world's problems become the US's problems because US politicians need "Disadvantaged Peoples of Color" as an excuse for yet another multi-hundred billion dollar program that runs either into eternity or the host country dies from insurmountable debt.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:49 AM (9Hs2w)

75 There's a Big Mike banana? The stuff you learn here!

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:49 AM (MWfyi)

76 I don't want Big Mike anywhere near my Cheerios.

Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 07:51 AM (ZxPkt)

77 Photo at top is disturbing

he's like an evil gnome or something

Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 07:51 AM (ZxPkt)

78 "What Men Are Good For"

Spiders fear me.

Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:54 AM (MWfyi)

79 Hopefully France and the UK can solve their main problems, but if they don't and lose the war to those main problems, they both have nuclear weapons which becomes our big problem.

Other than that, yeah, it's all on them and the other countries without nukes. None of them really want our help anyhow, our money, yes, our help, no.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 07:54 AM (6ydKt)

80 77 At least JJ didn’t put Reich in the Rosie O’Donnell black-leather getup.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 07:55 AM (77rzZ)

81 I chased 2 raccoons off my lawn at 3:30 this morning.

Fear me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:55 AM (RIvkX)

82
Complain all you want about Nessel and Whitmer, but Benson is quietly the most evil member of the Michigan coven.

Posted by: Auspex at October 27, 2026 07:56 AM (Y8DZL)

83 Spiders fear me.
Posted by: fd at October 27, 2026 07:54 AM (MWfyi)

*fistbump*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

84 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 27, 2026 07:56 AM (ExV1e)

85 We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival
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I've been thinking about this retarded statement quite a bit since the horrid shrike said it.


First time I heard it. So exactly what/who is this Authoritative Source of Morality? I mean, this retard is saying that this Moral Authority requires me to die for "The World" which also needs an explanation because I currently live in this "World" and the statement seems contradictory that one part of the world is supposed to die for another part of the world by universal decree of some unidentified moral authority.

Could this suicidal self-gasser elaborate a bit? If I'm supposed to die for this world, and apparently don't get a chance to veto, could explain how this retard became a priest for this moral authority and spell out how this conclusion was derived?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:57 AM (+4Cf6)

86 Texas is mobilizing after the Oh Shit button was pushed. Hopefully other states follow the lead.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 07:57 AM (r2Icn)

87 The relentless handwringing and panic-mongering is literally unreal: It invents an American past that never existed, then laments its fake loss.
The Anti-Trump Left Has Descended Into A Persistent Hallucinatory State
=================

They are desperate. They see their hallucinatory Perfect World Ruled by Themselves existentially threatened by Trump and MAGA. Making them very, very dangerous to anyone they see standing in their way. And very, very dangerous to 'norms' that stand in their way. Such as the Constitution, existing laws, and the 'precious norms' themselves.

Posted by: Gref at October 27, 2026 07:58 AM (5rh/l)

88 Could this suicidal self-gasser elaborate a bit? If I'm supposed to die for this world, and apparently don't get a chance to veto, could explain how this retard became a priest for this moral authority and spell out how this conclusion was derived?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 07:57 AM (+4Cf6)

She went to college, got a degree, became a Democrat politician. I mean, what other kind of moral authority do you need other than those bona fides?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 27, 2026 08:00 AM (6ydKt)

89 Gref

Hmmm. Gaza needs the Anti-Trump Left's acumen. Send them to Gaza to make it the Left's perfect spot on Earth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

90 >We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival
-----

ask them where their morals come from 😕

Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 08:01 AM (ZxPkt)

91 Biden's playbook is a coloring book. He has no idea how he "won'.

The regime change playbook is what was used here in 2020, in Brazil on Sunday and will be attempted here again after the midterms. There is a worldwide globalist regime change movement that is attacking elections around the world.

The tactics change based on local conditions but the goal is always the same, take down nationalist favoring leaders and install socialists/communists. It's not a conspiracy theory, it's a fact.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:02 AM (viF8m)

92 cookies with my morning coffee is allowed, right?

Posted by: Don Black at October 27, 2026 08:03 AM (ZxPkt)

93 ask them where their morals come from 😕
Posted by: Don Black

Alley cats have more morals.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 27, 2026 08:03 AM (r2Icn)

94 Yonder Horde

About the only election of any consequence here in KY this season is the vote to replace McConnell. We can vote for some county positions; like Sherriff, Jailer, Attorney, etc. I think our state reps are up too.

But the only one with national implications is the one to replace Mitch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 08:03 AM (RORbl)

95 cookies with my morning coffee is allowed, right?
Posted by: Don Black


Cookies are flour. Flour is a plant.
Therefore, cookies are a salad.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 08:04 AM (UClSS)

96 "We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival."

The needs of the world require a believer of the cant above to kill themself. You feel this strongly? Go forth.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ)

97 We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival

--

This is quite possibly the stupidest, most mentally deranged thing I've ever read. It is peak mental detachment from reality.

She must've just gotten done watching Silkwood and heard Meryl Streep repeating she had a "moral imperative" to alert the NYT about Kerr-McGee plant shenanigans. She latched her suckers onto that phrase thinking she'd sound intelligent.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2026 08:05 AM (qBdHI)

98 I see Christiane Amonpour and Kara Swisher have self-deported from CNN after Elon sent out a "tell me what you DO here" email. LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 27, 2026 08:05 AM (sabhw)

99 You’ll Never Guess Which Movie Out-Performed ‘Musk’

Gigli?"

"Manos, The Hands of Fate"?

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 08:05 AM (pfXMo)

100 Morning, news folken! I'm back from my workout. Thanks to G & R and JSG among others for moving suggestions; you were posting as I left.

Now to check out the content --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 27, 2026 08:05 AM (wzUl9)

101 You’ll Never Guess Which Movie Out-Performed ‘Musk’

Gigli?"

"Manos, The Hands of Fate"?
Posted by: man



My Summer Spent Watching Paint Dry?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 27, 2026 08:06 AM (UClSS)

102 81 I chased 2 raccoons off my lawn at 3:30 this morning.

Fear me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


We'll be back! We're bringing backup!

Posted by: The Entire Raccoon Extended Family at October 27, 2026 08:06 AM (EdP2u)

103 "We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival."

Ok. You first.

Posted by: man at October 27, 2026 08:07 AM (pfXMo)

104 Robert Reich-ch-ch-ch is still breathing air?

Posted by: A Place For Mom at October 27, 2026 08:08 AM (EdP2u)

105 Morn' all....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 27, 2026 08:08 AM (+gK6I)

106 If the Brazilian military stays in the barracks, our military is not able to change the situation in Brazil.

And there are plenty of people in Brazil who legitimately want Lula. The siren song of "take from those who do and give it me" plays as well among the poor there as it does here.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 27, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

107 You’ll Never Guess Which Movie Out-Performed ‘Musk’

Gigli?"

"Manos, The Hands of Fate"?

--

Ishtar

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 27, 2026 08:08 AM (qBdHI)

108 Good morning, Salty! How are you? All is A-OK in my AO.

Posted by: Gref at October 27, 2026 08:09 AM (5rh/l)

109 She went to college, got a degree, became a Democrat politician. I mean, what other kind of moral authority do you need other than those bona fides?

Lets unpackage this: "She went to seminary, got ordained became a priest..."

This seems to be same pattern of Screwtape as he justifies why he is better than Paxton for US Senate.

If the Moral Authority is the Democrat Party Machine, then she is under the authority of the Party Elders who are ensconced by their Globalist Masters who are pretty much all demonically possessed.

Why she couldn't say: "The WEF requires that you die—ask no further questions" and get the same explanation that a virgin being sacrificed and flung into a volcano gets when it hasn't rained in a while.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 27, 2026 08:10 AM (rgGn5)

110 >>Then she announced that Jews had to vote for him even if they all died because some things were more important. “We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival,”


The DNC is now a death cult?

Related: They have a moral imperative related to your/our survival, too, babe.

https://tinyurl.com/2nbck8zw

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:10 AM (rOKnE)

111 Give El-Sayed credit for being correct about Joe Biden.

Posted by: Diddler-In-Chief at October 27, 2026 08:10 AM (EdP2u)

112 We'll be back! We're bringing backup!
Posted by: The Entire Raccoon Extended Family at October 27, 2026 08:06 AM (EdP2u)
=====

I am willing to use Any Means Necessary

(Also the saucy stare over your shoulder, was that really necessary?)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)

113 Unfortunately, the world's problems become the US's problems because US politicians need "Disadvantaged Peoples of Color" as an excuse for yet another multi-hundred billion dollar program that runs either into eternity or the host country dies from insurmountable debt gave a fuckload of money to the intelligence community via USAID to advance the interests of globohomo.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 27, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

114 >> I see Christiane Amonpour and Kara Swisher have self-deported from CNN after Elon sent out a "tell me what you DO here" email. LOL.


COURAGE

Posted by: Dan Rather at October 27, 2026 08:12 AM (rOKnE)

115 When I saw "you'll never guess what movie outperformed the Musk documentary" I thought it would be the Holmes documentary. Surprise, it's a cat vid movie. That's pathetic

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 08:13 AM (h7zKj)

116 >>And there are plenty of people in Brazil who legitimately want Lula. The siren song of "take from those who do and give it me" plays as well among the poor there as it does here.

Better. The extreme poverty that exists in Brazil is nothing like we have here. So is the corruption. Both far worse there than here.

The beaches in Rio attract wealth. The neighborhoods right behind them are shockingly poor and ruled by gangs.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:13 AM (viF8m)

117 >>cookies with my morning coffee is allowed, right?



"Oh no, that would be inappropriate to have dessert for breakfast!"
-- Coffee cake, Creme-filled donuts, Pastries

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:15 AM (rOKnE)

118 Gref

Top of ta morning to ya.

Doing fine. Been stepping up my civic activities.

Asked the County Commissioner I helped get into office if our local police turn illegals over to ICE. And if so, how many?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:15 AM (u82oZ)

119 116 >>And there are plenty of people in Brazil who legitimately want Lula. The siren song of "take from those who do and give it me" plays as well among the poor there as it does here.

Better. The extreme poverty that exists in Brazil is nothing like we have here. So is the corruption. Both far worse there than here.

The beaches in Rio attract wealth. The neighborhoods right behind them are shockingly poor and ruled by gangs.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:13 AM (viF8m)

Do you remember when the FSA was talked about, a lot, around here, Jack? I do. They still exist, here and elsewhere.

Posted by: tubal at October 27, 2026 08:15 AM (Gqar8)

120 Then she announced that Jews had to vote for him even if they all died because some things were more important.

So it's Gandhi 2.0. "Hitler killed five million Jews. It is the greatest crime of our time. But the Jews should have offered themselves to the butcher's knife."

Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 08:17 AM (+4yJ5)

121 No Austrian painters are running?

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2026 08:18 AM (M5mH1)

122 @116 JackStraw, as I recall the Brazilian military went into one of the favalas after a criminal gang and a major shootout occurred. Over a hundred dead. I would not be surprised to see an implosion in Brazil after this election

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 08:19 AM (h7zKj)

123 >> >We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival

Aaaand in the UK they have embraced this:

@HJB_News__
Shabana Mahmood: “white men that wave the England flag are bad people”.


She even looks like a demon.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 27, 2026 08:19 AM (rOKnE)

124 You’ll Never Guess Which Movie Out-Performed ‘Musk’

They Saved Hitler's Brain?

Posted by: Love Documentaries at October 27, 2026 08:20 AM (EdP2u)

125 >>Do you remember when the FSA was talked about, a lot, around here, Jack? I do. They still exist, here and elsewhere.

Oh yea.

For those following, DataRepublican made her 10th drop of information last night. This one focuses on the international connections of the regime change machine and how they work together to run and legitimize regime change type actions.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 27, 2026 08:20 AM (viF8m)

126 120 Gandhi was an asshole.

Posted by: Bulg at October 27, 2026 08:20 AM (77rzZ)

127 Raccoons...

There are two of them that keep coming up onto the front porch were we feed the cats. I've been taking up the food, and water before going to bed.

They still come around at night... but this morning one was up on the porch, looked for food because the cats were out. Smart, fat piece of shit.

I put the food up as soon as the cats wandered off. So he got nothing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 08:21 AM (RORbl)

128 October is International Dwarfism Awareness Month, so honoring Reich is quite apropos.

Posted by: Kudos To JJS at October 27, 2026 08:21 AM (EdP2u)

129 Gandhi smelled like shit also.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2026 08:22 AM (M5mH1)

130 I put this out on my whiteboard sign today:

"God hath not given us a spirit of fear , but of power , and of love and of a sound mind"

2nd Timothy 1:7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 27, 2026 08:22 AM (JrHfD)

131 Hitler brought back the German economy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 27, 2026 08:22 AM (M5mH1)

132 So he got nothing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 27, 2026 08:21 AM (RORbl)
=====

We must stand together.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 27, 2026 08:23 AM (RIvkX)

133 Gandhi did not think much good about blacks when he lived in South Africa.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 27, 2026 08:24 AM (h7zKj)

134 Another question: how does voting for Abdulrahman Mohammed el-Sayed meet these "needs of the world?" AFAIK, his only foreign policy position is "death to all Jews."

So, I don't really see it as a matter of "if." She's just saying "the world needs the Jews to die, so die we shall! Except me. I'm not talking about me. Just you guys need to --- wait, Abdulrahman! Down, boy! I said *not* me! NOT ME! AAAAAGH!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 27, 2026 08:24 AM (BI5O2)

135 81 I chased 2 raccoons off my lawn at 3:30 this morning.

Years ago, I was a volunteer at the zoo. When we were bringing an animal in, we typically called it out to warn the folks inside not to open any other doors.

Bring in the bobcat, we called "CAT!"
Bring in one of the birds of prey or the crow: "BIRD!"
Bring in the raccoon...yeah. We got in trouble.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 27, 2026 08:25 AM (+4yJ5)

136 Don't mention the war.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 27, 2026 08:26 AM (wVcYX)

137 Food safety question.

I was cleaning out the storage box in my safe room. My late wife had stocked it with peanut butter, Starbursts, Reese's Pieces, StarKist lunch kit tuna, and Apple Sauce single serving cups. She was worried about going low blood sugar. All of this was placed in early 2012, and just left there. 2016 is the most recent expiration date.

Is any of this good, or should I put it in the prairie and give the prairie voles diabetes?.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 27, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

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