Report: Emails Suggest Jack Smith Lied to Congress When He Claimed He Didn't View His Targets' Privileged Conversations with Lawyers<br>Plus: Last Ditch More Like Past Bitch Amirite

Report: Emails Suggest Jack Smith Lied to Congress When He Claimed He Didn't View His Targets' Privileged Conversations with Lawyers
Plus: Last Ditch More Like Past Bitch Amirite

This Jack Smith sure seems like a saucy fellow.

Then-Special Counsel Jack Smith's investigators improperly saw potential attorney-client privileged materials on multiple occasions during its probes of President Donald Trump, calling into question the controversial prosecutor's recent Senate testimony that his team had always followed so-called filter team protocols to protect such information.
Emails obtained under federal open records laws by The Oversight Project, a nonprofit investigative watchdog, show that Smith's team internally acknowledged on at least six occasions between December 2022 and August 2023 when it had accidentally or improperly let suspected attorney-client privileged materials or other sensitive communications slide through filter team reviews. The documents were sent to frontline investigators, like FBI agents. I believe "filter teams" are supposedly "outside" teams that scan messages and keep privileged information from being passed to the investigators. A fake "firewall" against prosecutors seeing these communications.
But they passed privileged documents to the FBI and Jack Smith's team and, let's face it, hiring people to look at documents who you claim "aren't really part of the team so they don't count" is bullshit from Jump Street.

Such access potentially breached the constitutional protections for defendants and witnesses whose communications were gathered under subpoena or search warrant.

Newly disclosed: What Smith actually did contrasts with testimony
"The Smith Special Counsel Office requests the FBI search its Outlook server and/or eVault for the following potentially privileged document which may have been inadvertently sent to members of the investigative team," an Aug. 3, 2023 email from the prosecutor's records officer stated in one such example. "Please search the attached list of individuals' UNET and FBINET Outlook accounts for a document titled SM_MAL-0021793.
"If found, please notify us of the locations and take steps to purge the document from those locations," the email added. "The SCO is working to resolve the issue with this sensitive document quickly and we appreciate your help in this matter."
The multiple instances of failing to protect attorney-client communications created awkward situations for frontline staff, who even considered deleting the email trail of evidence.
"I do not intend to read Brett's notes, which I have not previously seen. I would delete the email, but for FOIA purposes perhaps I shouldn't," one official wrote in an Aug. 8, 2023 email that followed recalls of improperly forwarded evidence of attorney communications.
The emails stand in stark contrast to Smith's testimony just weeks ago to the Senate Judiciary Committee where he expressed confidence his team had followed the proper rules to keep attorney client privileged testimony out of the hands of agents and investigators who legally weren't entitled to have it.
"Mr. Smith, it's your testimony to this committee that you observed the proper investigative protocols at all times, including the filter team?" Sen. Katie Britt, R-Ala., asked at one point during the hearing.
The ex-prosecutor answered: "Yes, we sought to do things consistent with the law and department policy."
When prosecutors seize material that is likely to include privileged communications, the DOJ manual requires a "filter team" made up of "agents and lawyers not involved in the underlying investigation" to pull out any protected communications before investigators see them.
Marshall Yates, a former chief of the FBI's congressional affairs office who now works as a strategic counsel for The Oversight Project, told Just the News he believes the emails his group obtained show "a violation of somebody's constitutional rights" and conflict with Smith's Senate testimony.
"Jack Smith's abuse of power knew no limits, and what he testified to the Senate Judiciary Committee was that they followed filter team protocols," Yates told the John Solomon Reports podcast on Friday. "He was very clear in that testimony. And what we found is a pattern ... where prosecutors and investigators are seeing filtered information, non-filtered information that they're reviewing before it goes to a filter team. And that is a violation of the protocols that Jack Smith testified that they followed.

Bonus: That lesbian bar whose brokeass clientele freaked out when they moved to a one-night-per-week Mask Optional policy?

You're not going to believe this, but it's closing down.

A Western Massachusetts bar at the center of a Covid masking controversy last month is moving toward closing down, according to a message it posted Monday on social media.
The bar, the Last Ditch, said on its website that it was founded for lesbians, as well as "transexuals, gender freaks, workers and their friends," an oasis for safe and happy drinking in the tiny city of Greenfield. It became internationally known for the backlash to its owners' decision to relax a mandatory face mask policy. The hope was that making masks optional on Saturdays would increase business. But opponents of the change argued the bar was abandoning its goals to be welcoming to everyone.
People posting online accused the owners of being ableist and risking the lives of immunocompromised customers. A backlash to the backlash quickly emerged, with people mocking customers and their Covid concerns.
A Boston Globe story in September on the masking dispute went viral, and the travails of the Last Ditch were published by media around the country and overseas.
The publicity appeared to draw dozens of potential customers to the first mask-optional Saturday night after the local controversy became widely known. But the burst of attention was apparently not enough to save the bar in downtown Greenfield, a city of about 17,000 people.
A message on the Last Ditch Instagram page said that the bar needed "new owners ASAP."
"We are SOFT CLOSING effective immediately, all BOOKED events will CONTINUE, otherwise we are CLOSED," the message read. "Love and solidarity to all."
"We have put our lives on hold to foster networks of care, resources, and a home base for organizing," the posting said. "It's time we pass it on."
The bar's social media listed several scheduled events this week, including an open mic night and karaoke.
Three housemates, Asa Rosario, Jackie Matellian and Sage Territo, opened the bar in 2025, hoping to fill a need after two queer bars in the region had closed in recent years.

A message to the bar's email account on Monday returned an automated response saying, "We are community run for the community, so we are slow to reply."

🚨 The Massachusetts COVID-conscious lesbian bar is closing. RIP Last Ditch, you gave us the best story of the year 😭 https://t.co/Aqwc0tdACR
— Billy Binion (@billybinion) October 26, 2026

This video was released yesterday, serendipitously enough. It's about the fact that the lesbian community merged with the "disability" rights people long ago, and that doesn't just include people with actual disabilities, but a lot of women who claim to have "diseases" without ever being diagnosed as sick, complaining of vague symptoms that generally just boil down to being low-energy.

She talks about unwellness -- and let's face it, mental unwellness -- becoming a dominant feature of lesbian cult ideology, with many claiming to have never-proven "chemical sensitivities" that would give them headaches or vertigo if they smelled perfume or deodorant.

This group sounds like a real hoot! A real FunBunch!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:10 PM

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1 So we now have proof that jack smith lied to congress on two separate occasions. When are they going to subpoena him to come and testify under oath about those lies?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2026 06:10 PM (I43vL)

2 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 06:10 PM (KRh8R)

3 Bonus: That lesbian bar whose brokeass clientele freaked out when they moved to a one-night-per-week Mask Optional policy?

You're not going to believe this, but it's closing down.

One would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 06:13 PM (KRh8R)

4 A Rake. A Jackanapes. A Black guard. A dastard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:14 PM (zZu0s)

5 Quiet in here...too quiet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 06:14 PM (KRh8R)

6 Its strange, but why do gay people get off on anonymous sex?

ace?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:15 PM (zZu0s)

7 This group sounds like a real hoot! A real FunBunch!
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Best drinking buddies ever! /sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 06:15 PM (FZ29D)

8 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 06:16 PM (KRh8R)

9 Don't get saucy with me Jack "Béarnaise" Smith!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 26, 2026 06:16 PM (wVcYX)

10 You know another thing? Wearing masks in a bar seems to be counterproductive. I mean, unless everyone is using a straw maybe?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)

11 If I opened a bar, I would call it "The Long Spoon."

Or "Banquo's Ghost."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (amcLV)

12 I'm going to buy the place and rename it, "The Last Bitch."

Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (dIske)

13 Saucy Jack, eh? So now he's Jack the Ripper?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (zZu0s)

14 a butch bar filled with white karens is closing down?

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

anyway

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (fapp/)

15 If I opened a bar, I would call it "The Long Spoon."

Or "Banquo's Ghost."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (amcLV)

Tinker's Damn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (zZu0s)

16 What about BO, Karen? Is that just aces?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:18 PM (zZu0s)

17 You know another thing? Wearing masks in a bar seems to be counterproductive. I mean, unless everyone is using a straw maybe?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)
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You can get masks with a built-in straw. Or, at least, a hole for one.

Stupid, yes, but let's play fill in the blanks: a _____ and his _____ soon are _______.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:19 PM (amcLV)

18 Or "Banquo's Ghost."

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I can think of a really good bar name...

Posted by: The Blue Oyster at October 26, 2026 06:19 PM (fapp/)

19 Everything out of Jack is a lie

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 06:19 PM (Ia/+0)

20 Sensitivities to perfume and deodorant. Well I guess Summer's Eve is right out

Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (ua/lL)

21 I can think of a really good bar name...
Posted by: The Blue Oyster at October 26, 2026 06:19 PM (fapp/)
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Sounds cultish.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (amcLV)

22

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Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (Cqx++)

23 The publicity brought in new customers, but none of them returned once the saw the regulars.

Posted by: Dave at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (sbsMc)

24 Still unfathomable how Smith's unconstitutional appointment is considered legal.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (nEUC6)

25 Wearing a face mask these days is pretty much identical to having a sign over your head saying "I support mothers who murder their three kids because of sad fee fees"

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (fapp/)

26 Sorry about the bar, I guess. But when your clientele specializes Is crazy, you kinda get crazy.

Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

27 Sensitivities to perfume and deodorant. Well I guess Summer's Eve is right out
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:20 PM (ua/lL)

Odd, they do not seem to be short on douchebags.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:21 PM (zZu0s)

28 Incredibly bummed I didn't get to infiltrate the Last Bitch bar in Western MA.

I really think they mask because they are butt ugly. Add the diseased and pretend disease and I'll bet it was a hoot. I know I'd give myself away trying to suppress my wild laughter and would snort a hole in my mask and be tearfully and hysterically asked to leave.

What is going to now happen to the Playskool toy houses weirdly on the table? This alone had me laughing at the bizarreness.

The laws questioned at the end also cracked me up. What is finger spelling?

And people thought the ghey bar disco we infiltrated to dance in college was weird!

Thank you, Ace, for the anthropology study video!!! "Arlena, the Spanish lesbian, living in the Welch wildnerness" nearly finished me off!

Love, a black/oriental/Martian/disabled pansexual.
Love is love. *Rainbow farht

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:21 PM (hzuYO)

29 SKIP ADVERTISEMENT
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Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:22 PM (amcLV)

30 If you're worried about germs?? enough that in 2026 you wear a mask anywhere you go, why are you leaving your home? Have a six pack delivered to your porch.

Posted by: NCKate at October 26, 2026 06:22 PM (enNUy)

31 In the late nineties the NYT published a story about five gay bars in and around my home city. Within a year all of them were closed. The NYT didn't , as far as I know , update their reporting

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 06:22 PM (h7zKj)

32 why is it that J6 people sat in jail for a years before their trial but Jack Smith gets to remain free after flagrant laws have been violated?

Posted by: DanMan at October 26, 2026 06:24 PM (8uzBS)

33
It wasn't a lie lie. A mere embellishment. A modest economy with the truth. A cheeky prevarication. A slight exaggeration. The tiniest deviation. Slight forgetfulness.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 06:24 PM (eRlcH)

34 It's about the fact that the lesbian community merged with the "disability" rights people long ago, and that doesn't just include people with actual disabilities, but a lot of women who claim to have "diseases" without ever being diagnosed as sick, complaining of vague symptoms that generally just boil down to being low-energy.

I didn't watch the video. Is this merger why every fat, gay AWFL is now walking around with a cane? Seriously, canes everywhere now. They all have Fibromyalgia and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome along and Diabetes and a host of mental problems.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 06:25 PM (mkw2N)

35 She talks about unwellness -- and let's face it, mental unwellness -- becoming a dominant feature of lesbian cult ideology, with many claiming to have never-proven "chemical sensitivities" that would give them headaches or vertigo if they smelled perfume or deodorant.

Lol. Real life lesbians: "We can't stand the smell of good hygiene," say sapphic Karens with some of the saddest, most unkempt pussy ever. These lumberjacks probably smell like bad kefir, sardines, and mental illness down there.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 06:25 PM (M60gE)

36 Masks are a way for Libtards to Virtue Signal which tribe they inhabit.

They feel smug and superior to the rest of humanity.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 26, 2026 06:25 PM (rg/w7)

37 She talks about unwellness -- and let's face it, mental unwellness -- becoming a dominant feature of lesbian cult ideology, with many claiming to have never-proven "chemical sensitivities" that would give them headaches or vertigo if they smelled perfume or deodorant.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:10 PM

I am suddenly inclined to forgive the boys that overindulge in body spray. Instead of being callow douche-canoes, maybe they just knew something I didn't: that it would keep the witches at bay.

{{healing power of 'and'}}

Posted by: SciVo at October 26, 2026 06:26 PM (ke3zm)

38 The anonymous sex thing, back in the 80's I remember reading an article about the gay lifestyle. It's part of the self-humiliation kink, to shame ones self. That's also why the public restrooms and public parks.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 26, 2026 06:26 PM (l26NL)

39 DanMan, sure did miss seeing you both last weekend.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:26 PM (ua/lL)

40 How much money can you make at a bar where only women drink and they are buying their own drinks?

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:28 PM (Ti9vn)

41 I can't imagine a sadder place to spend an evening than that bar. Even calling it a lesbian bar probably makes other lesbian bars *wince*.

Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:28 PM (TN0g+)

42 > I am suddenly inclined to forgive the boys that overindulge in body spray. Instead of being callow douche-canoes, maybe they just knew something I didn't: that it would keep the witches at bay.

When I was in high school it was Axe body spray and Brut. We called the smell of BO + Brut, "Brutal."

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 06:28 PM (mkw2N)

43 sorry to miss it Ben, it was a busy weekend

Posted by: DanMan at October 26, 2026 06:28 PM (8uzBS)

44 These journalists need c yo get put of their bubble.

17,000 people is not a tiny city.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 26, 2026 06:28 PM (Vvh2V)

45 How much money can you make at a bar where only women drink and they are buying their own drinks?
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Can you imagine being a waiter there and trying to make a living off tips?

Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:29 PM (TN0g+)

46 The bar story does not surprise me; lefties are good at making the perfect the enemy of the good.

Posted by: Axeman at October 26, 2026 06:29 PM (ikSmX)

47 Masks are a way for Libtards to Virtue Signal which tribe they inhabit.

They feel smug and superior to the rest of humanity.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 26, 2026 06:25 PM (rg/w7)

I hesitate to come out in opposition to this. It also acts as a warning.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 06:29 PM (uhVAy)

48 ? "It's a shame she didn't have her leg amputated as that would give her a prize." Otay!

I did see a sign at the doorway of a lesbian bar as we walked by in Vienna. It said:
"No homophobes, rednecks or conservatives allowed"

I wanted to bust in like a cowboy through saloon doors and say, "I'm all three! What are you going to do about it, you lesbisches?" LOL, which is lesbian in Deutsch. hic

I was sadly with my dude, son and DIL and refrained. They alone keep me from foreign prisons.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:29 PM (hzuYO)

49 Masks are a way for Libtards to Virtue Signal which tribe they inhabit.

They feel smug and superior to the rest of humanity.
Posted by: Czech Chick
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I don't mind, because they instantly, visually, identify themselves as someone that you will not interact with.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2026 06:30 PM (XeU6L)

50 I can't imagine a sadder place to spend an evening than that bar. Even calling it a lesbian bar probably makes other lesbian bars *wince*.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:28 PM (TN0g+)
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The dive bars down by the docks are classier joints.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 06:30 PM (FZ29D)

51 Willowed but I thought it was funny and fitting:

171 Mandy Patinkin: Urged Jewish voters to support "Dr." El-Sayed for the U.S. Senate in Michigan, arguing that Jewish safety relies on a multi-racial democracy.
Posted by: Baldy at October 26, 2026 05:36 PM

"Democracy." He keeps using that word...I do not think it means what he thinks it means.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 06:01 PM (KRh8R)

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at October 26, 2026 06:30 PM (9ZFZd)

52 Tammy al-Thor, Snailracer wanted to get in touch with you. If you are comfortable contacting me my email address is still on the left side bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (ua/lL)

53 She talks about unwellness -- and let's face it, mental unwellness -- becoming a dominant feature of lesbian cult ideology, with many claiming to have never-proven "chemical sensitivities" that would give them headaches or vertigo if they smelled perfume or deodorant.

A lpt pf them claim to have "DID" -- multiple personaloty disorder" -- as well as autism, fybromyalgia, Lyme Disease, "long Covid," IBD, and the latest fad is to use a cane or wheelchair even though you don't need them.

Though, to be frank -- perfume actually does annoy the hell out of me. Maybe not "give me a headache" level, but to me it smells like some chemical warfare agent. So on that minor point, I must grant the crazy lesbians a chit.

Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (HD2n/)

54 Emails Suggest Jack Smith Lied"

No! I shan't believe it! I shan't!

Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (pfXMo)

55 If I opened a bar, I would call it "The Long Spoon."

Or "Banquo's Ghost."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (amcLV)

Fortunato's Alcove

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (rbvCR)

56 You know another thing I have never understood about lesbians: women usually hate other women- even their friends. I always saw it as some sort of back brain thing about competing for mates, but it always made lesbian 'gatherings' seem strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (zZu0s)

57 13 Saucy Jack, eh? So now he's Jack the Ripper?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (zZu0s)

I believe Detective Abberline's theory that it was a Woman that was the Jack the Ripper, when she killed her victims she looked like a midwife and if she got too much blood on her she wore her victims clothes because a witness thought they saw on of the victims on the street later that night after the murder, and they didn't know she was killed earlier that night.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (ubCxQ)

58
The dive bars down by the docks are classier joints.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 06:30 PM (FZ29D)

_________

But the fights at the lez bars are probably more entertaining.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 06:32 PM (eRlcH)

59 I don't mind, because they instantly, visually, identify themselves as someone that you will not interact with.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2026

***
If I have a choice, I avoid the clerk with the face diaper on, whether it's at the Walmart or the library. And I try to do it conspicuously.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:32 PM (wzUl9)

60 smell like bad kefir, sardines, and mental illness down there.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 06:25 PM

Pffft.

Posted by: Penguins and their projectile pooping at October 26, 2026 06:32 PM (0sNs1)

61 Back in my worker's compensation days Multiple Chemical Sensitivity was a major claim. Almost all were women and all were completely crazy. The judges who were very leftist believed them despite there was no way to prove any of their allegations. The state finally shut it down saying that it was not a proper diagnosis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 06:32 PM (h7zKj)

62 And the owners should have just doubled down and said every night will be mask optional . The backlash would have lasted a few weeks but the lesbos would eventually comeback to the only game in town.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:32 PM (Ti9vn)

63 My uncle ran a bar in Wisconsin back in the 70's, called it Aces and Eights. Thought that was a pretty good name.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 06:33 PM (WMJMj)

64 Mandy Patinkin: Urged Jewish voters to support "Dr." El-Sayed for the U.S. Senate in Michigan, arguing that Jewish safety relies on a multi-racial democracy.
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Mandy Patinkin is a special kind of stupid. He quit "Criminal Minds" in the middle of its third season when it was soaring up the charts because he thought it was selling out...or some other special bus line of thought.

Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:33 PM (TN0g+)

65 Lesbian bar? I'd buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 06:33 PM (n5tGW)

66 Perfume is an accent not a body wash. You have to know how your body chemistry works with the perfume you choose.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:34 PM (ua/lL)

67 You know another thing I have never understood about lesbians: women usually hate other women- even their friends. I always saw it as some sort of back brain thing about competing for mates, but it always made lesbian 'gatherings' seem strange.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (zZu0s

Domestic Abuse is more common in lesbian couples per capita.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:34 PM (Ti9vn)

68 I tried one of those new Lesbian Bars. Too soft and gooey for my taste, and the chocolate had a faint aroma of fish.

I still prefer the stiff, rigid texture of Gay Bars myself, though I won't go into what aroma the chocolate has for those.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 26, 2026 06:34 PM (qlLNh)

69 > women usually hate other women- even their friends.

Men: Don't understand women. Love women.
Women: Understand women. Hate women.

It makes you think.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 06:35 PM (mkw2N)

70 The Moron Horde should buy out the Last Ditch, and turn it into a MAGA-themed joint. Call it the Last Bitch, and have a logo of a blue-haired Karen, with Coof mask, hanging in the gallows.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 06:35 PM (hg8Lt)

71 why is it that J6 people sat in jail for a years before their trial but Jack Smith gets to remain free after flagrant laws have been violated?
Posted by: DanMan at October 26, 2026 06:24 PM (8uzBS)

BECAUSE PROLES MUST LEARN THEIR PLACE, AND SUBMIT

Posted by: Judge "Nosferatu" Moraes at October 26, 2026 06:35 PM (rbvCR)

72 We are SOFT CLOSING effective immediately, all BOOKED events will CONTINUE, otherwise we are CLOSED," the message read. "Love and solidarity to all."
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Love and solidarity to all. These stupid clamdiggers were literally stabbed in the back and ruined by their own clientele — their own people — and yet they’re still duckspeaking ‘love and solidarity’ to the very people who fucked them ip the ass.

Incredible.

That’s assuming this whole sordid ordeal was true, which I have my doubts.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 26, 2026 06:35 PM (Q8pAC)

73 Masks, blue hair, tackle box face - all warnings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 06:35 PM (b99Hl)

74 Musk should secretly buy up the land under the bar, then after it's too late to stop him, tear down the bar, dig a giant hole, and put up a sign advertising "The World's Biggest Spittoon."

Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 06:35 PM (HD2n/)

75 You know another thing I have never understood about lesbians: women usually hate other women- even their friends. I always saw it as some sort of back brain thing about competing for mates, but it always made lesbian 'gatherings' seem strange.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (zZu0s)

Rates of domestic violence in lesbian relationships are about double hetero. Divorce/breakup rates are also much higher.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 06:36 PM (uhVAy)

76 My uncle ran a bar in Wisconsin back in the 70's, called it Aces and Eights. Thought that was a pretty good name.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 06:33 PM (WMJM

Can of Bill Hickok?

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:36 PM (Ti9vn)

77 Oh, my.

The sapphos need an anatomy class.

Minute 14:17 mentions a circle of lesbo sitting around "cross-legged" passing a mirror to view their own "cervix."

I could be wrong,as I've never had a uterine prolapse to view my own cervix, but you'd need speculums for this, eejits!

Is this reporter a lesbian or just reporting on the bizarre world? I pity her if she's not on board or on dildo for these events.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:36 PM (hzuYO)

78 70 The Moron Horde should buy out the Last Ditch, and turn it into a MAGA-themed joint. Call it the Last Bitch, and have a logo of a blue-haired Karen, with Coof mask, hanging in the gallows.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Dress code: "Red hat required for entry."

Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 06:36 PM (HD2n/)

79 Fan autocrap. Fan !!

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:37 PM (Ti9vn)

80 I'm going to buy the place and rename it, "The Last Bitch."
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (dIske)

You beat me to it!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 06:37 PM (hg8Lt)

81 Mandy Patinkin, whose first and last names are stupid, may be the only guy with a more punchable face in Hollywood than Albert Brooks. Both have heads that look swollen, like the plumbing is backing up and they're storing extra piss in their faces.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 06:37 PM (M60gE)

82 Democrats don't just want to retake Congress to attack Trump, they also need to shut down all these investigations and prove to their loyalists that they will be protected.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 26, 2026 06:37 PM (0MjtC)

83 If I opened a bar, I would call it "The Long Spoon."

Or "Banquo's Ghost."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 06:17 PM (amcLV)

Fortunato's Alcove
Posted by: Kindltot
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"The Strength To Go On"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 26, 2026 06:37 PM (XeU6L)

84
Divorce/breakup rates are also much higher.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 26, 2026 06:36 PM (uhVAy)

___________

I always thought Gay Divorce Court would be great entertainment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 06:37 PM (eRlcH)

85 Way back in 1964, John D. MacDonald had Travis McGee encounter a butch lesbian in a trailer park when he, McGee, was trying to ask some questions of her young female "friend." He describes the older lesbian as having "managed to train her voice down into a reasonable facsimile of a basso."

"You got no call to come around here, bothering the brides."
"What," says McGee, "have you got some kind of colony here?"
And the lesbian takes after him with a baseball bat. He has to move fast to subdue her. Afterwards he reflects that he had to do it, because "she might not know when to stop hitting."

Such a scene must have been startling in crime fiction back then. Now it'd be called stereotyping or something.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:38 PM (wzUl9)

86 The sapphos need an anatomy class.

Minute 14:17 mentions a circle of lesbo sitting around "cross-legged" passing a mirror to view their own "cervix."

I could be wrong,as I've never had a uterine prolapse to view my own cervix, but you'd need speculums for this, eejits!

Is this reporter a lesbian or just reporting on the bizarre world? I pity her if she's not on board or on dildo for these events.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

You just haven'[t spent enough time masturbating with horse-dildos.

Some of them are so stretched out you could play racquetball on their cervix.

Posted by: zombie at October 26, 2026 06:38 PM (HD2n/)

87 I prefer working the dockside bars and listening to the tales of the sea-faring men as I lay their whiskey down.

Posted by: Brandy at October 26, 2026 06:38 PM (wVcYX)

88 Rates of domestic violence in lesbian relationships are about double hetero. Divorce/breakup rates are also much higher.

Alma 41:10 "...Behold, I say unto you, wickedness never was happiness."

Posted by: bonhomme at October 26, 2026 06:38 PM (mkw2N)

89 Only little after 6:30 and I am falling asleep

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 06:39 PM (Ia/+0)

90 Will any of this matter if the democrats win the house, senate, or both, next week?

Posted by: Unkaren at October 26, 2026 06:39 PM (m6fGY)

91 Mandy Patinkin, whose first and last names are stupid, may be the only guy with a more punchable face in Hollywood than Albert Brooks. Both have heads that look swollen, like the plumbing is backing up and they're storing extra piss in their faces.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026

***
He must be getting up near seventy now. He did Princess Bride about forty years ago?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:39 PM (wzUl9)

92 I now understand Lizzo and Lena from reading the 29 point Fat/Dyke statement.

*My husband has no idea what I'm doing...

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:39 PM (hzuYO)

93 Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars explained things pretty good in my opinion. Then...they added all these new psychoses and look what's happened.

Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2026 06:40 PM (LHPAg)

94 It’s all so tiresome and depressing. Watching ABC while waiting for Cowboys/Eagles game. Yes, I know. Rarely watch TV but I still love the game.
Zero optimism about the coming elections. Zero.
God help us.

Posted by: Billythesquid at October 26, 2026 06:41 PM (x4l2h)

95 He must be getting up near seventy now. He did Princess Bride about forty years ago?

Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:41 PM (hzuYO)

96 He must be getting up near seventy now. He did Princess Bride about forty years ago?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:39 PM (wzUl9)

Mid 70's

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:41 PM (Ti9vn)

97 A lot of the confusion comes about because there are two distinct types of lesbian, who (other than having female partners) have little or nothing in common.

The Type I lesbian is a lesbian because she likes women. This lesbian subtype will appreciate a lot of the same female things straight men appreciate. She might well have a Sydney Sweeney poster, for example. She herself is probably a lot more "girly" than the second type.

The Type II lesbian is a lesbian because she hates and envies men. This is your classic "bull dyke" type. Often extremely volatile and prone to violent outbursts.

Sometimes Type I and Type II will get into a relationship (the classic "bitch/butch" pairing). This often doesn't work out, and may end with the Type II beating the shit out of the Type I. Lesbian couples have by far the highest rate of domestic violence.

Posted by: Sexual Philosopher at October 26, 2026 06:42 PM (qlLNh)

98 I always thought Gay Divorce Court would be great entertainment.
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You can get the same "pay off" from watching those traffic stop videos where the women roll up their windows and won't comply with the officers' orders.

Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:42 PM (TN0g+)

99 But the fights at the lez bars are probably more entertaining.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 06:32 PM (eRlcH)
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I don't think they involve pillows...You can't trust everything you see on the Internet.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 06:42 PM (FZ29D)

100 Billythesquid, you will be pleasantly surprised then.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:42 PM (ua/lL)

101 I tried to run the bar, but I just got really tired in the first 20 feet.

Posted by: Large Marge at October 26, 2026 06:42 PM (/mANu)

102 >>>Mandy Patinkin, whose first and last names are stupid, may be the only guy with a more punchable face in Hollywood than Albert Brooks. Both have heads that look swollen, like the plumbing is backing up and they're storing extra piss in their faces.

I don't think brooks' face is that punchable. He does have a punchable voice.

Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 06:43 PM (1wjle)

103 Patinkin did good work on TV in Criminal Minds and Dead Like Me. A very natural actor. It's a shame to hear he's a nut job.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:43 PM (wzUl9)

104 Nick Sortor
@nicksortor
🚨 LMAO! Scott Bessent is TROLLING Obama by having lunch at the Cheesecake Factory today, after Obama threw shade at the restaurant yesterday

“This is the man who built the museum that looks like DARTH VADER’S TOMB! I would tell the Martha's Vineyard set to give it a try.”
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Head Bitch In Charge

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

105 Anybody else ever considered that ... when it comes to groups the government doesn't like such as The Mob, or The Tea Party, or a single dude that lives on Ruby Ridge and won't fink on a biker gang ... the government just lies ?

Posted by: How It Works at October 26, 2026 06:43 PM (9R9D4)

106 I know it's looked unfavorable here but I thought The Princess Bride barely meh. And I don't like any Monty Python either.

Maybe something to do with the British.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:43 PM (Ti9vn)

107 > 96 He must be getting up near seventy now. He did Princess Bride about forty years ago?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:39 PM (wzUl9)

Mid 70's
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:41 PM (Ti9vn)

? 1987.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 26, 2026 06:44 PM (qlLNh)

108 Lesbians always seem angry

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 06:45 PM (+gK6I)

109 I think that town probably needs another smoky sports bar with pool tables, pinball machines, metal music, wet t-shirt contests and bull riding machine. I'd name it HA-HA.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 06:45 PM (n5tGW)

110 Sometimes Type I and Type II will get into a relationship (the classic "bitch/butch" pairing). This often doesn't work out, and may end with the Type II beating the shit out of the Type I. Lesbian couples have by far the highest rate of domestic violence.

Posted by: Sexual Philosopher at October 26, 2026

***
That was the kind of "relationship" MacDonald had McGee encounter in the trailer park. The girl was young and willowy, the other built like a beer truck with short hair.

I need to reread that scene just to tick off how many elements in it would enrage Karens and lesbians today.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (wzUl9)

111 That lady’s theory on the ‘unwellness’ of the lesbian cult jibes very closely with a type of autism that is defined by obsession and paranoia over sickness and disease, like hyper-hypercondriacs.

This is evident in a lot of lesbian dogma that the male body is undesirable if not dangerous because it’s hairy and more animalistic than the female form.

I suspect the venn diagram of lesbianism and this kind of autism is very close to a circle.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (Q8pAC)

112 don't think brooks' face is that punchable. He does have a punchable voice.
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 06:43 PM (1wjle)

He's pretty good in every thing I've seen and good range too. He was good in Drive.

He is Super Dave Osbone's brother ( RIP)

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (Ti9vn)

113 It's me donna, sexual frustration.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (ua/lL)

114

God, I hope this witch Peggy loses........

Peggy Flanagan
@peggyflanagan
·
1h
Congratulations to Michele Tafoya on earning Donald Trump’s “Complete and Total Endorsement.”

I’m sure you’re very proud.

Posted by: beckster at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (kX27y)

115
I don't think they involve pillows...You can't trust everything you see on the Internet.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 06:42 PM (FZ29D)

_________

I never assumed that. When two male dogs fight, it's over in a few seconds and they're pals. When two females fight, they'll literally try to kill each other.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (eRlcH)

116 I know it's looked unfavorable here but I thought The Princess Bride barely meh. And I don't like any Monty Python either.
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I've seen the Princess Bride once, and it was "ok". I see no reason to ever watch it again. I've seen each of the classic Monty Python movies at least 2 times each, and some 3 times. But I haven't watched any of them in the last decade.

But Point Break? I watched it from start to finish just a year or two ago.

Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (TN0g+)

117 Smith's team internally acknowledged on at least six occasions between December 2022 and August 2023 when it had accidentally or improperly let suspected attorney-client privileged materials or other sensitive communications slide through filter team reviews. The documents were sent to frontline investigators, like FBI agents.
__________________________

Let's be honest. They did it on every single record the acquired. AND, that information didn't just go FBI agents, it ALSO made its way into the opposition files of the DNC.

Want a clue. The "Young Turks" got tossed a bone on oppo research the DNC no longer needed. Lindsey Graham.

But, that doesn't mean they aren't sitting on a wealth of information ripe for exploitation on votes, rulings etc.

Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 06:47 PM (dIske)

118 I tried to make persimmon cake in the rice cooker, and though it would have probably turned out better if I followed the recipe, following the recipe is for squares.

Who wants something that vaguely tastes like persimmon and is heavy, like commercial pound cake?
nom nom nom!

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 06:47 PM (rbvCR)

119 He must be getting up near seventy now. He did Princess Bride about forty years ago?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:39 PM (wzUl9)

Mid 70's
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026
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? 1987.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 26, 2026

***
I think polynikes meant Patinkin was in his mid-70s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:47 PM (wzUl9)

120 I like The Princess Bride. But poor Wesley endures a lot to win the love of a haughty Denny's 5.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 06:47 PM (M60gE)

121 Mid 70's
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:41 PM (Ti9vn)

? 1987.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 26, 2026 06:44 PM (qlLNh)

Hah. His age in mid 70's.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:48 PM (Ti9vn)

122
Oh, this should be fun. Ilhan is guesting on Hasan Piker's podcast tonight. I'm going to find it and watch.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 06:48 PM (mmrXZ)

123 Exposure to some perfumes definitely nauseate me. It hasn't happened in a long time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 06:48 PM (RIvkX)

124 > I think polynikes meant Patinkin was in his mid-70s.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:47 PM (wzUl9)

Ah. Got it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 26, 2026 06:48 PM (qlLNh)

125 Pity that Jackoff Smith won't ever see the inside of a woodchipper

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 26, 2026 06:48 PM (F2MYR)

126 "Perfessor" Squirrel

I aver that you saw the tourist version of dive bars.

The bars I went into around the Med, looking for the CO, to give him a message, were not very touristy. Some were in the area of Napoli called the Gut.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 06:48 PM (u82oZ)

127 "women usually hate other women- even their friends."

We do? Thanks for letting me know

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2026 06:49 PM (JrHfD)

128 Oh, my.

The sapphos need an anatomy class.

Minute 14:17 mentions a circle of lesbo sitting around "cross-legged" passing a mirror to view their own "cervix."

I could be wrong,as I've never had a uterine prolapse to view my own cervix, but you'd need speculums for this, eejits!

Is this reporter a lesbian or just reporting on the bizarre world? I pity her if she's not on board or on dildo for these events.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:36 PM (hzuYO)

You made it that far? Wow, you must be more masochistic than me. And you're right about the cervix thing.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at October 26, 2026 06:49 PM (Wt5PA)

129 But Point Break? I watched it from start to finish just a year or two ago.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (TN0g+)

Keanu movies have a way of sucking you in.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:49 PM (Ti9vn)

130 As others had noted at the first "modified limited hangout" where he admitted he pulled their phone logs and was tracking them--a huge, major 10-foot flashing red "NOT DO!" sign, there was no fucking way he didn't go one little step further and listen in on the calls and intercept the texts.

No way.

Because it was just right there, the proof, the absolute proof, that Trump led the insurrection--he knew, with every fiber of his being.

And they were hiding from him on a technicality (called the Constitution) but they were not going to get away from him.

He already crossed the red line, the judges were already rubber-stamping his warrants--and no one but no one would care once he took down Trump and all the Republican traitors.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 06:49 PM (3cUTc)

131 Looks like they are gonna arrest Bolsanaro... ... He was told to surrender his passport

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 06:50 PM (+gK6I)

132 I have to admit I have never seen Princess Bride. I've read Goldman's novel, yes, but have never gotten around to the film. It sounds like fun, but also sounds like the best parts might be the scenes with the quotable lines and the rest is just okay. I'll have to see if the library has it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 06:50 PM (wzUl9)

133 >>>When two females fight, they'll literally try to kill each other.

And continue to hate one another for life. My wife still swears she'll kick the ass of a girl she beefed with in high school - 40 years ago.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 26, 2026 06:50 PM (CwhoI)

134 Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:41 PM (hzuYO)

When I was a receptionist I had a stack of "Hello, My Name Is" stickers for visitors.

Guess what I had pinned to my bulletin board facing away from the waiting room!

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 06:51 PM (rbvCR)

135 I've seen the Princess Bride once, and it was "ok". I see no reason to ever watch it again. I've seen each of the classic Monty Python movies at least 2 times each, and some 3 times. But I haven't watched any of them in the last decade.

But Point Break? I watched it from start to finish just a year or two ago.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (TN0g+)

THROW HIM OFF THE CLIFFS OF INSANITY!

Posted by: pookysgirl, Princess Bride fan at October 26, 2026 06:51 PM (Wt5PA)

136 I saw "Princess Bride" and don't remember it at all.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:51 PM (ua/lL)

137 56 You know another thing I have never understood about lesbians: women usually hate other women- even their friends. I always saw it as some sort of back brain thing about competing for mates, but it always made lesbian 'gatherings' seem strange.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

This is not always true at all, I do not hate women, and I truly love my close girlfriends.

Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 06:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

138 women usually hate other women- even their friends.
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The surest way to destroy a department is to make sure that its 100 percent staffed by women. On the days they are getting along, they will plot together against an adjacent department staffed mostly by men. On the days they are NOT getting along, they will spend the day fighting with each other.

Introduce a few males into the department and a lot of that stops.

Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:51 PM (TN0g+)

139 it puts the lotion in the basket

Her looks were fine.

Her attitude was ... not fine. But nothing the Dread Pirate Robert's could not handle.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 06:52 PM (u82oZ)

140 My list of very watchable Keanu movies is long.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:52 PM (Ti9vn)

141 Posted by: Sexual Philosopher at October 26, 2026 06:42 PM (qlLNh)
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Oh, my.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 06:52 PM (RIvkX)

142 polynikes, my favorite is ' The Replacements'

Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:53 PM (ua/lL)

143 I never assumed that. When two male dogs fight, it's over in a few seconds and they're pals. When two females fight, they'll literally try to kill each other.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM (eRlcH)

Men fight for a position in the hierarchy. Women fight for dominance.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 06:53 PM (rbvCR)

144 "32 why is it that J6 people sat in jail for a years before their trial but Jack Smith gets to remain free after flagrant laws have been violated?

Posted by: DanMan at October 26, 2026 06:24 PM (8uzBS) "

lemme guess ... because 95% of the government is anti-American?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 06:53 PM (VyBeY)

145 But poor Wesley endures a lot
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 06:47 PM

I'm beginning to think it goes with the name.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 26, 2026 06:53 PM (0sNs1)

146 This is not always true at all, I do not hate women, and I truly love my close girlfriends.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 06:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

Mean Girls wasn't based on a false stereotype. Girl's can have BBF's but EF's also.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:54 PM (Ti9vn)

147 122
Oh, this should be fun. Ilhan is guesting on Hasan Piker's podcast tonight. I'm going to find it and watch.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 06:48 PM (mmrXZ)

So it's hosted by Omar Fateh, MN Senator. And his guests are the Piker and Ilhan. Event is sold out at the Theater in The Round, an old leftie theater (of course) located in Cedar Riverside, ground zero of Somali activities in MPLS.

Posted by: beckster at October 26, 2026 06:55 PM (kX27y)

148 But poor Wesley endures a lot
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 06:47 PM

I'm beginning to think it goes with the name.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 26, 2026 06:53 PM (0sNs1)
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You may be on to something...

Posted by: Wesley Wyndam-Price at October 26, 2026 06:55 PM (FZ29D)

149 https://tinyurl.com/4jzpw822

Libertarian Senate candidate in NC in shootout and high-speed chase with cops, but arrested peacefully. LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 06:55 PM (hg8Lt)

150 Introduce a few males into the department and a lot of that stops.
Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 06:51 PM (TN0g+)

Smoothest running job I ever had in Cubical-land was a large office where the ratio was 1:5 men to women, and the most functional areas were where in each "aisle-way' of 8 cubes had one or two men salted in.
The worst ones were all women.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 06:55 PM (rbvCR)

151 133 >>>When two females fight, they'll literally try to kill each other.

And continue to hate one another for life. My wife still swears she'll kick the ass of a girl she beefed with in high school - 40 years ago.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 26, 2026 06:50 PM (CwhoI)

____________________

Free advice:

If you ever find yourself in a fight with a Haitian woman, cover your face. In the last three months there have been at least 3 different occurrences where the Haitian woman successfully bit the face of the other person, causing permanent scars and chunks of missing flesh.

Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 06:55 PM (dIske)

152 I've only known a few life. That I am aware of. Like all gheys and trans, they need to return to their closets toot sweet and leave me to think of nice things.

One asked me out at a kegger in college and I almost went to the concert with her (as I was/am very naive or some could say stoopit when drinking large quantities). Bf/husband informed her I was straight (she asked me and I said no, because at the time I was wasted) and with him. I argued I was not straight or with him (because we were broken up, etc). I could have been surprised later, eh? He was always lurking around.

Another was a classmate who came out of the closet years after we graduated. I went to Vegas with her and was not attacked,nor did she mention it. Which was wise.

There are random others who have crossed my orbit in the past. I remain so stoopit that I had to be told, working in the huge ED, that a few nurses were lesbians whom I knew for years. I liked them anyway as they didn't make a big deal out of it. Friends said, "I can't believe you didn't know!" Nope! In my bubble!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:56 PM (hzuYO)

153 You can't trust everything you see on the Internet.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 06:42 PM

You are far too young to be this cynical.

Posted by: The French Model at October 26, 2026 06:56 PM (0sNs1)

154 A friend was a state prison guard for years. Mostly maximum security. He did a few temporary stints at Bedford Hills, the women's prison. He said he'd rather guard the most crazed male killers than try to guard women. Men listen and are rational when they are told to stop. Women won't stop and would attack a guard in a second

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 06:56 PM (h7zKj)

155 polynikes, my favorite is ' The Replacements'
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:53 PM (ua/lL)

Excellent choice. I still have the biggest crush on the female lead, Brooke Langton.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:56 PM (Ti9vn)

156 Keanu movies have a way of sucking you in.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:49 PM (Ti9vn)
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*stares blankly, woodenly, lips apart but not slack-jawed*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 06:56 PM (RIvkX)

157 Guitars are made out of cow horns?
Guess you can learn something every day

Posted by: Skip at October 26, 2026 06:57 PM (Ia/+0)

158 He already crossed the red line, the judges were already rubber-stamping his warrants--and no one but no one would care once he took down Trump and all the Republican traitors.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 06:49 PM

Pretty much then entirety of 2017-2020 in a nutshell. Ignore the constitution and federal laws because by golly this time we are going to get Trump no matter what it takes.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2026 06:57 PM (I43vL)

159 Mean Girls wasn't based on a false stereotype. Girl's can have BBF's but EF's also.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06

I guess I don’t have enough energy for this kind of thing. I don’t do drama, and I have very little patience for those who do.

Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 06:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

160 Fun Princess Bride fact: Robin Wright ( Princess Buttercup ) was at one point Mrs. Sean Penn.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2026 06:57 PM (XE5AP)

161 Saw "Constantine" again the other night. Very entertaining.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 06:58 PM (h7zKj)

162 Back in the 60's girls would put razor blades in their hair. Hair pulling was a girl thing. I preferred a throat punch.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 06:58 PM (ua/lL)

163 I guess I don’t have enough energy for this kind of thing. I don’t do drama, and I have very little patience for those who do.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 06:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

Probably the kale.
Slowly sapping you of your will.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 06:58 PM (M60gE)

164 Haitian woman successfully bit the face of the other person, causing permanent scars and chunks of missing flesh.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 06:55 PM (dIske)

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Thanks! I avoid them as a rule in life. I avoid most people, especially the weirdos downtown. Which ticks me off as the good restaurants are downtown. I wish they'd stay in their lane.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 06:59 PM (hzuYO)

165 I guess I don’t have enough energy for this kind of thing. I don’t do drama, and I have very little patience for those who do.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 06:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

Of course it's not all women. My mom was the opposite of a mean girl. Probably too much of a pushover. Women who don't do drama are the most desirable and the rarest.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:59 PM (Ti9vn)

166 Fortunato's Alcove
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 06:31 PM (rbvCR)
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Not sure I would be serving Amontillado.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 07:01 PM (amcLV)

167 That lesbian bar whose brokeass clientele freaked out when they moved to a one-night-per-week Mask Optional policy?

You're not going to believe this, but it's closing down.

Great. Where's a bull dyke gonna quench their thirst now?

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 26, 2026 07:01 PM (OkYzo)

168 I went to a gang training once and female fights were identified as more dangerous compared to male fights
1. Involve many participants
2. Never actually resolve
3. Extreme violence

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 07:01 PM (RIvkX)

169 Street Kings is a Keanu movie people need to see.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 07:02 PM (Ti9vn)

170 123 Exposure to some perfumes definitely nauseate me. It hasn't happened in a long time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 06:48 PM (RIvkX)

I don't think I can say they nauseate me, but they'll make me sneeze. I don't even think it's a bonafide allergic reaction--it's just hatred. My nose trying to expel the scent. I really hate them. All of them.

Which is another reason I'm glad I work at home.

And I recognize it as a me problem, and don't go round trying to demand cologne-free spaces. Maybe I should apply for disability, huh? It seems to be the thing to do these days.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 26, 2026 07:02 PM (zYpTz)

171 "Smith's team internally acknowledged on at least six occasions between December 2022 and August 2023 when it had accidentally or improperly let suspected attorney-client privileged materials or other sensitive communications slide through filter team reviews. The documents were sent to frontline investigators, like FBI agents."

They were idiots who needed help to build a case of alleged violated statutes and/or defend same. (They scooped up everything possible and then molded it into the popular, damaging narratives with aid).

The glaring problem is always if they didn't know the statutes and investigative process solidly, they could never legally defend the final product.
.

Didn't have to be

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 26, 2026 07:04 PM (NFX2v)

172 I have cologne bottles from the 1990s in this house. I never use it. Yes, infection from shaving is to be avoided... but that is why we have "soap".

Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 07:06 PM (88C+u)

173 This is not always true at all, I do not hate women, and I truly love my close girlfriends.
Posted by: Piper at October 26, 2026 06:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

Same.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 26, 2026 07:06 PM (zYpTz)

174 Not sure I would be serving Amontillado.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 07:01 PM (amcLV)

Montessor's Masonry would be an opaque reference. But you could not serve Amontillado with a clear conscience.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 07:06 PM (rbvCR)

175 Dash, a lot of it is that people wear cheap shit and it really is offensive.
The $250 an ounce stuff is like catching a whiff a flower in a passing breeze.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 07:06 PM (ua/lL)

176 "Event is sold out at the Theater in The Round, an old leftie theater (of course)"

Hello, is this ICE? I have a tip concerning illegal alien activity......

Posted by: Bosk at October 26, 2026 07:07 PM (VMFAF)

177 may as well pour the cologne down your butt crack because you're just trying to attract other men anyway

Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 07:07 PM (88C+u)

178 I think back on the first days of the Last Bitch, with three friends creating a "safe space" for lesbos and disabled and trans and whatever freak you get off on.

All was daisies and joy. Sparkles and rainbows. Until it wasn't and the wimmen became more offended, even with their own kind behind masks. Hair pulling wars every night:
"She/cis/pan/queer looked at me!"
"She/witch/racoon is not disabled!"

Bartender/owner was drunk by 8pm. Serving drinks like, "Sex on a Bitch" or "Hillary Wallbanger."

Music? Melissa Ethridge only. If a male voice sang, "Come on baby, light my fire," there was hysteria, screaming of rape, and collapse.

I may write a story about this.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 07:07 PM (hzuYO)

179 I wear Paris Hilton cologne for men when I wear cologne. She did a good job as I've gotten unsolicited comments from women on how good it smells.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 07:09 PM (Ti9vn)

180 The 1956 Split-tail Lesbian Type II only raced at LeMans one time and was licked quite badly as it's early Subaru engine proved to be temperamental and underpowered.

Posted by: Obscure Automotive Facts at October 26, 2026 07:09 PM (MWfyi)

181
it's hosted by Omar Fateh, MN Senator. And his guests are the Piker and Ilhan. Event is sold out at the Theater in The Round, an old leftie theater (of course) located in Cedar Riverside, ground zero of Somali activities in MPLS.
Posted by: beckster

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They're on right now, must be the pre-game show in the green room. They're sitting on a couch and she's laughing it up. It's not like that awkward interview with Chris Hayes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 07:10 PM (mmrXZ)

182 I know for a fact there's some skin creams that give me a headache being around them after someone's used 'em. A coworker and I determined that when I was just a wee RandomDave in my first long-term job.

As for Princess Bride, I enjoyed it, but yeah, I didn't think Buttercup had 'perfect' boobies. Westley was desperate, I guess.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 26, 2026 07:10 PM (aJQbY)

183 The 1956 Split-tail Lesbian Type II only raced at LeMans one time and was licked quite badly as it's early Subaru engine proved to be temperamental and underpowered.
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It wasn't offered with posi-traction.

/that movie reference

Posted by: Crusader at October 26, 2026 07:11 PM (TN0g+)

184 I may write a story about this.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 07:07 PM

There was a new magazine announced at the TxMoMe. Their Forum section could well be interested!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2026 07:11 PM (0sNs1)

185 175 Dash, a lot of it is that people wear cheap shit and it really is offensive.
The $250 an ounce stuff is like catching a whiff a flower in a passing breeze.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 07:06 PM (ua/lL)
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I wear Dior J'adore as it's not overwhelming. Just like me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 07:12 PM (hzuYO)

186 Constantine 2 is in pre-production right now. They better hurry up because Keanu ain't getting younger.

Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 07:12 PM (Ti9vn)

187 Nood Cafe.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2026 07:12 PM (XE5AP)

188 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 07:12 PM (VyBeY)

189 it's early Subaru engine proved to be temperamental and underpowered.
Posted by: Obscure Automotive Facts at October 26, 2026 07:09 PM

The Boxher engine, before it was refined into the Boxer?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 26, 2026 07:13 PM (0sNs1)

190 Philistines! How else would one know what a R.O.U.S. is?

Posted by: A Peanut at October 26, 2026 07:14 PM (/mANu)

191 He's pretty good in every thing I've seen and good range too. He was good in Drive.

He is Super Dave Osbone's brother ( RIP)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:46 PM
I just read the story of Albert Brooks' and Bob Einstein's father who died doing comedy for Ricky and Lucy.

Posted by: Eromero at October 26, 2026 07:14 PM (LHPAg)

192 ChristyBlinky, I wear Misha by Baryshnikov or La Dolce Vita if I wear any at all.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 26, 2026 07:15 PM (ua/lL)

193 Ladies, I find this an indefinite question, but: how many women have you dated? The faces your female friends show you are ... not always they show to a dude.

It is amazing how easy it is to get venom from your gal by saying something like 'I like X, she seems nice.' (This is a massive mistake, but i am an idiot. Hindsight.) And not just 'I don't like her.' Or 'She's a fake bitch.' But blazing eyed hate.

Tbf, I usually have a penchant for the more... spirited gals.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 07:15 PM (zZu0s)

194
That was the kind of "relationship" MacDonald had McGee encounter in the trailer park. The girl was young and willowy, the other built like a beer truck with short hair.

There was a relationship like that in the second Kolchak movie - The Night Strangler.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 07:16 PM (Cqx++)

195 with many claiming to have never-proven "chemical sensitivities" that would give them headaches or vertigo if they smelled perfume or deodorant.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Testing for chemical sensitivities would be more pain than most doctors would want to put up with, because once you've had a reaction to something it takes a while for it to subside. So there's the time aspect.

And then there's the aspect of pinpointing exactly which element of the scent you're allergic to. People probably wouldn't react well if one went up to them and said "I want to know what perfume you're wearing, because the scent of it is making my nose feel like someone is shoving knitting needle into my sinuses and I really want to look up the ingredients."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 26, 2026 07:19 PM (vJrRc)

196 Tbf, I usually have a penchant for the more... spirited gals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 07:15 PM (zZu0s)

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Dated? Not many as I said no a lot from HS to college. I was not mean, but often had to wash my hair (true).

Always happy to stay home and was not dating to simply be dating. Was popular in spite of this weirdness of not following the crowd. Years after HS older guys told me they thought I was stuck up. No. I was myopic and didn't wear my glasses.

I'd have one date and done often, for dances or concerts in HS. Therefore: from HS til I met my dude in college less than 8 guys who kissed me (not including a couple of horrifically bad blind dates who did not even hold my hand).

Of the 8 above, 6 were one and done. And no one got to third base.

I was supposedly very good looking, although it didn't matter to me as I'd rather just have fun and ignored compliments as they embarrassed me. This is the truth, altho my malignant and jealous narcissistic friend told me I was being coy. Nope.

The only opinion who mattered is the man I married and he thought I was gorgeous after his 30+ girlfriends before me.We were 22yrs.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 07:29 PM (hzuYO)

197 Of course it's not all women. My mom was the opposite of a mean girl. Probably too much of a pushover. Women who don't do drama are the most desirable and the rarest.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 06:59 PM (Ti9vn)

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I could be wrong in this anthropology study. However, I reckon I'm rare as no drama, ever, with me. No game playing bs with men, either.

As the sister of brothers and mothers of sons, they'd vouch for me. My husband liked that I didn't play games and told me this while we were dating.

I had no time for it. It did not occur to me. And drama is the last thing I'd put up with in any part of life.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 07:36 PM (hzuYO)

198 193 Ladies, I find this an indefinite question, but: how many women have you dated? The faces your female friends show you are ... not always they show to a dude.

It is amazing how easy it is to get venom from your gal by saying something like 'I like X, she seems nice.' (This is a massive mistake, but i am an idiot. Hindsight.) And not just 'I don't like her.' Or 'She's a fake bitch.' But blazing eyed hate.

Tbf, I usually have a penchant for the more... spirited gals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone, LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY?!!? at October 26, 2026 07:15 PM (zZu0s)

LOL

I totally misread the question.

I have dated ZERO women!

The female friends I had/have always seem normal to me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 08:30 PM (hzuYO)

199 Speaking of gay wad sh*t, I see there is a new Oscar favorite film out of Spain about gay love during wartime.

Wasn't there a Spanish tranny film fave a couple of years ago?

It would be hysterical if this film beats out Oppenheimer.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 26, 2026 08:38 PM (XV/Pl)

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