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In a Since-Deleted Tweet, Ilhan "Omar" Wished a Happy Fathers' Day to Her Real Father, "Nur Said," and Not "Omar"
I've mentioned this before but none of you guys ever believe me (and I can't say I fault you for that).
So believe Just the News.That's the fake one, the one she's claiming is her father.
A since-deleted tweet in 2013 on Minnesota Democrat Rep. Ilhan Omar's social media account appeared to refer to her father by a different name. "Happy Father's Day to my aabo Nur Said, I am forever grateful to Allah for giving me the best father ...," Omar stated in the June 2013 post, which was deleted in 2019, Fox News reported. A memorial post in 2020, as well as several other records, refer to Omar's father as "Nur Omar Mohamed."
The deleted post on what was then called Twitter -- now called X -- refers to Omar's father as "Nur Said," which also appears similar to the name of her former husband, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi. An archived version of the post, first reported on by the Daily Caller in 2019, has received new attention as a federal investigation has been launched into allegations Omar made false statements on immigration and naturalization documents. Somali names usually contain a person's given name, their father's given name and their paternal grandfather's given name. The similarity between names by itself does not confirm a familial relationship.Yeah well, calling him "father" does confirm that, despite Ilhan Nur Said Elmi later claiming it's just a Somali custom to imply your actual father is a cuckold by calling other men "father." Oh, and in her own autobiography, she says she was born in 1981 making her 19 at the time she "derived" her citizenship from the man who is not her father and might not have ever actually been a citizen:
Jim GeraghtyNo big deal, she'll claim that Somalis always say "when I was eight" when they really mean "when I was seven." It's just a custom, Racist. I wouldn't expect you to understand Somali culture because you have no culture of your own. Or, perhaps:
@jimgeraghty Congresswoman Ilhan Omar writes in her memoir, "I was eight years old when civil war broke out in Somalia. One day everything was okay, and the next, there were bullets piercing not only buildings but also people." While Somalia has suffered several civil wars, the chapter is entitled, "War: 1989-1991, Mogadishu, Somalia." Mogadishu experienced severe riots in July 1989, including a mass execution that became known as the "Jazeera beach massacre." If, in her own words in her own autobiography, Omar was eight when this occurred in 1989, then she was born in 1981, and was 19 years old in the year 2000, when her father purportedly obtained his citizenship, not 1982 as she currently claims.
QRP DX
@QrppFan This discrepancy is easily explained when you use Learing Center math.
Congresswoman Ilhan Omar writes in her memoir, “I was eight years old when civil war broke out in Somalia. One day everything was okay, and the next, there were bullets piercing not only buildings but also people.” While Somalia has suffered several civil wars, the chapter is entitled, “War: 1989-1991, Mogadishu, Somalia.” Mogadishu experienced severe riots in July 1989, including a mass execution that became known as the “Jazeera beach massacre.”
If, in her own words in her own autobiography, Omar was eight when this occurred in 1989, then she was born in 1981, and was 19 years old in the year 2000, when her father purportedly obtained his citizenship, not 1982 as she currently claims.— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) October 26, 2026
Friday's Jolt briefly mentioned the representative's father, Nur Omar Mohamed, and his leading a regiment in the Somali army during the Somalian invasion of Ethiopia in 1977. What we know of Nur Omar Mohamed's military career makes it very doubtful that he met the U.S. legal definition of a "refugee." Read on. The Nur Omar Mohamed Mystery In Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar's memoir, This Is What America Looks Like, she mentions her father, Nur Omar Mohamed, frequently, but her only description of her father's profession in Somalia was that he was "an educator." She more specifically described her late mother's profession ("a secretary for a government minister") and her grandfather's profession ("a government job, helping run the country's network of lighthouses.")More about her genocidal "father" at the link.
A reader might be surprised, a few pages later, when Omar mentions, "Our family of civil servants and teachers was well off enough to have a guarded compound and driver. But I didn't like the attention I received from the other kids for the in-your-face privilege of our white Toyota Corolla and our driver, Fatah." At the time Somalia was one of the poorest countries in the world; a reader might well wonder what kind of a family of teachers and lighthouse managers could afford a guarded compound and driver. Later in the book, describing how the country's conflicts spurred her family to flee, Omar describes someone attempting to break into the compound. "After about an hour of quiet, we heard a massive volley of gunfire at the gate. Bullets -- loud, loud, bullets -- banged over and over at our gate." The sequence of events makes more sense when you learn that Omar's father, Nur Omar Mohamed, was a colonel in the Somali army. After his death from complications from Covid-19 in 2020, Sahan Journal, a Minnesota news site, wrote an obituary that noted, "Nur's prestigious career in the military ended in 1991 after the Barre regime was ousted, and the country sank into civil war. The family escaped to Utange refugee camp in Kenya." From the MacMillan Center for International and Area Studies at Yale . . . and their Genocide Studies Program:
Between 1960 and 1991, the government of Somalia killed hundreds of thousands of people in the region known as Somaliland in northeast Somalia. Most belonged to the Isaaq ethnic group, the predominant identity group in the area. The perpetrators deployed sophisticated, deliberate and systematically planned and executed campaign of genocide. A campaign designed to depopulate Somaliland of its majority Isaaq people. The Genocide policy was allegedly documented in Somalia's official genocide document: 'The Final Solution to the Isaaq Problem'. Somalia used its air force, army and navy to flatten Somaliland's largest cities, poisoned its wells, aerially bombard cities and critical infrastructure, strafed fleeing civilians, use rape as a weapon of war, use man-made famine as a weapon of war, impose a naval and economic blockade, impose a 15 year state of emergency and curfew, and lay more than a million mines in civilian areas. A report commissioned by the United States State Department in 1989 concluded that during the Somali Army's campaign against the Somali National Movement (a anti-government insurgency based in the northeast with a large Isaaq component), "the appearance that victims were selected for . . . killings principally because of their ethnic identity is unmistakable."
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Is all politics incestuous?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:21 PM (l3cgK)
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Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 26, 2026 01:21 PM (NcvvS)
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Oh, Foist!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:21 PM (l3cgK)
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Also NOODED
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:21 PM (l3cgK)
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Simon Says >>>> Nur Said
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 01:22 PM (amcLV)
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FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:23 PM (IXZGh)
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I'm not sure Somalis have a calendar, though I know that Ethiopia has a 13 month calendar.
Posted by: Reeling In The Years at October 26, 2026 01:23 PM (EdP2u)
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I'm too sexy for my hijab.
Posted by: Right Said Ilhan at October 26, 2026 01:24 PM (wVcYX)
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I think my favorite part about this is how she is so confident that she can just lie and bluff her way through this.
I mean, she has now for decades.
But she is so deeply stupid, she fell for her own con and actually believes the lies she was telling.
I mean, she has now for decades.
But she is so deeply stupid, she fell for her own con and actually believes the lies she was telling.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:25 PM (3cUTc)
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Liberal Hivemind has a few videos up on this subject......She SHOULD be toast, but we're not really a nation of laws anymore........
They have DNA EVIDENCE that she married her brother, as the man listed on the marriage certificate is unquestionably a direct relative by 99.9999% accuracy, according to that test.
They have DNA EVIDENCE that she married her brother, as the man listed on the marriage certificate is unquestionably a direct relative by 99.9999% accuracy, according to that test.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:25 PM (IXZGh)
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Damn, that's a lot of content! Elmi looks like a loser. But I bet she will be a pirate queen back in Somalia.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 01:25 PM (3MX8+)
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Congresswoman Ilhan Omar writes in her memoir,
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I despise people who think they are important enough to write a memoir (that don't hold such distinction).
Unless you can juggle a chain saw, and M&M and a ping pong ball, you are nothing special.
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I despise people who think they are important enough to write a memoir (that don't hold such distinction).
Unless you can juggle a chain saw, and M&M and a ping pong ball, you are nothing special.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 01:25 PM (dIske)
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Ilham Nur, "it was just a figure of speech!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 01:25 PM (yhskY)
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She also just voted using her alias 11han 0mar, not her real name, therefore she should be arrested for voter fraud as well before she gets booted the f*ck out of this country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:26 PM (IXZGh)
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But I didn't like the attention I received from the other kids for the in-your-face privilege of our white Toyota Corolla
____
Here friends were driven in white Toyota Hilux technicals, with optional machine gun mounts.
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Here friends were driven in white Toyota Hilux technicals, with optional machine gun mounts.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2026 01:26 PM (Dv3i1)
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Nur-Ab-Sal >> Nur Said
Posted by: Sophia Hapgood at October 26, 2026 01:26 PM (+IsEU)
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And Somaliland's politicians are letting the word out that Ilhan Whatever-Her-Last-Name-Is has been shifting classified Congressional information to her clansfolk in Somalia.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 01:26 PM (88C+u)
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Somali math, no wonder they never got to the Moon.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 01:26 PM (yhskY)
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She's putting Nigerian ridiculous scams to shame.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:27 PM (Ti9vn)
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What's the old joke about Father's Day being confusing?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:27 PM (h7zKj)
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And nobody buys memoirs from people like this. It's 100% money laundering from donors.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 01:27 PM (88C+u)
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ace check out the video if the Somali museum to learn about Somali culture...
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2026 01:27 PM (KDeM8)
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>> One day everything was okay, and the next, there were bullets piercing not only buildings but also people. I thought one of those bullets pierced my vagina. But alas, it was only my brothers penis.
This is the extended outtake from her audio book.
This is the extended outtake from her audio book.
Posted by: That Guy at October 26, 2026 01:28 PM (Qgg5f)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2026 01:28 PM (0U5gm)
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It is a bit unseemly to be critical of Somalis who, reputable sources tell us, built this country.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2026 01:29 PM (0U5gm)
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"We got somethin' we both know it
We don't talk too much about it
Ain't no real big secret all the same
Somehow we get around it
… Listen, it don't really matter to me baby
You believe what you want to believe
You see you don't have to live like a refugee"
Dude was right....
We don't talk too much about it
Ain't no real big secret all the same
Somehow we get around it
… Listen, it don't really matter to me baby
You believe what you want to believe
You see you don't have to live like a refugee"
Dude was right....
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:29 PM (pfXMo)
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>>I think some people claim this man is not her father
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I think some people are funning around on social media. "She's actually the daughter of... SIAD BARRE. Nur Said took her in when Barre's regime fell."
Comes from accounts on X that are the political news equivalent of the National Enquirer.
>>I think some people claim this man is not her father
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I think some people are funning around on social media. "She's actually the daughter of... SIAD BARRE. Nur Said took her in when Barre's regime fell."
Comes from accounts on X that are the political news equivalent of the National Enquirer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:29 PM (mmrXZ)
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It's easy to confuse your Papa in a world of polygamy and concubines and brother husbands and maybe sisters. As well as dealing with the subnomal bulging pear skulls lowering IQ's in Somolia, let's give Random Armpit Patch Hair a break, shall we?
NO! GET OUT!!!
And take them all with you including Walz!
NO! GET OUT!!!
And take them all with you including Walz!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 01:29 PM (hzuYO)
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There is not a foreign country's citizenry that will not attempt to scam you except maybe Japan .
It's the way of the world. For the most part we and Japan are the exception.
It's the way of the world. For the most part we and Japan are the exception.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (Ti9vn)
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21 And nobody buys memoirs from people like this. It's 100% money laundering from donors.
Posted by: 88C+u
Joe Biden's book is coming out on November 17, but you can pre-order now.
Posted by: 88C+u
Joe Biden's book is coming out on November 17, but you can pre-order now.
Posted by: Books-a Gazillion at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)
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Another mention in her book - this one about going to Somalia with her father:
Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlain
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27m
In her book, Ilhan Nur Said Elmi (aka Ilhan Omar) claimed to take a three-month trip with her father to Somalia in 2011 when she was 30 years old
That would place her birthday in 1981 at the latest, well before her claimed birthday of October 4, 1982
Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlain
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27m
In her book, Ilhan Nur Said Elmi (aka Ilhan Omar) claimed to take a three-month trip with her father to Somalia in 2011 when she was 30 years old
That would place her birthday in 1981 at the latest, well before her claimed birthday of October 4, 1982
Posted by: beckster at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (kX27y)
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>>22 ace check out the video if the Somali museum to learn about Somali culture...
oh yeah I saw that over the weekend. I'll link it later.
Plus the lyrics to the song Ilhan Nur Said Elmi played in one of her campaign videos.
oh yeah I saw that over the weekend. I'll link it later.
Plus the lyrics to the song Ilhan Nur Said Elmi played in one of her campaign videos.
Posted by: ace at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (1wjle)
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These cretins were so sure they would never have to answer for their immigration fraud that Omar and her family members openly posted the true facts on social media
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (iFTx/)
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A re-booting of the sitcom All In The Family - Somali edition.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (wVcYX)
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"ace check out the video if the Somali museum to learn about Somali culture..."
Oh, for cryin' out loud! The Somali spelling is "lear," racist!
Oh, for cryin' out loud! The Somali spelling is "lear," racist!
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 26, 2026 01:31 PM (GMWTj)
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Here's a 2 minute vid about the DNA discovery from 5 years ago I never heard about for Omar-Nur-Elmi-.
https://tinyurl.com/4srwc36j
https://tinyurl.com/4srwc36j
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:31 PM (n5tGW)
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She also just voted using her alias 11han 0mar, not her real name, therefore she should be arrested for voter fraud as well before she gets booted the f*ck out of this country.
Posted by: Sponge
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I bet if it comes to that, she'll claim that she walked in, didn't mark a thing, and dropped it blank into the ballot box. "This was my protest against American corruption and Islamophobia," or some rot.
She also just voted using her alias 11han 0mar, not her real name, therefore she should be arrested for voter fraud as well before she gets booted the f*ck out of this country.
Posted by: Sponge
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I bet if it comes to that, she'll claim that she walked in, didn't mark a thing, and dropped it blank into the ballot box. "This was my protest against American corruption and Islamophobia," or some rot.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:31 PM (mmrXZ)
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Joe Biden's book is coming out on November 17, but you can pre-order now.
Posted by: Books-a Gazillion at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)
I look forward to the chapter resolving the "Hubble Tension".
Posted by: Books-a Gazillion at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)
I look forward to the chapter resolving the "Hubble Tension".
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (88C+u)
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Comes from accounts on X that are the political news equivalent of the National Enquirer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:29 PM (mmrXZ)
You know the National Enquirer has broken some big stories. Just saying.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:29 PM (mmrXZ)
You know the National Enquirer has broken some big stories. Just saying.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (Ti9vn)
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Apologies, that should be lear about Somali culture , yes.
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (KDeM8)
Posted by: Gref at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (5rh/l)
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14 She also just voted using her alias 11han 0mar, not her real name, therefore she should be arrested for voter fraud as well before she gets booted the f*ck out of this country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:26 PM (IXZGh)
Oh, that's just one of her married names...
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:26 PM (IXZGh)
Oh, that's just one of her married names...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (l3cgK)
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Nice try.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (hxMfc)
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is easily explained when you use Learing Center math.
Stolen by old greek homos.
Stolen by old greek homos.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (/Z2qP)
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Simon says > Nur Said
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (UjdFS)
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I am getting old. Went to the supermarket this morning. Ages ago, I remember condoms were hidden behind the pharmacist's counter. Now there are PussyAuger 9000 Turbos on the shelves in Aisle 36.
I am getting old. Went to the supermarket this morning. Ages ago, I remember condoms were hidden behind the pharmacist's counter. Now there are PussyAuger 9000 Turbos on the shelves in Aisle 36.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (eRlcH)
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38 Joe Biden's book is coming out on November 17, but you can pre-order now.
Posted by: Books-a Gazillion at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)
I look forward to the chapter resolving the "Hubble Tension".
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (88C+u)
So Hilary hasn't suicided him yet?
Posted by: Books-a Gazillion at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)
I look forward to the chapter resolving the "Hubble Tension".
Posted by: 88C+u at October 26, 2026 01:32 PM (88C+u)
So Hilary hasn't suicided him yet?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (l3cgK)
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A re-booting of the sitcom All In The Family - Somali edition.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Except that this version has a parental guidance warning.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Except that this version has a parental guidance warning.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (0U5gm)
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Wasn't Nur Said the dying Green Lantern who made Hal Jordan a Green Lantern?
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (KDeM8)
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To close a sad chapter in our history under the openly racist and discriminatory Trump Administration policies we are closing the case of Ilhan Omar and ensuring she remains an American Citizen.
- Future Democrats in Power.
- Future Democrats in Power.
Posted by: That Guy at October 26, 2026 01:34 PM (Qgg5f)
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So, it's back to "Who's your daddy?"
Last week, it was "Who's your brother?"
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2026 01:28 PM (0U5gm)
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
Last week, it was "Who's your brother?"
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2026 01:28 PM (0U5gm)
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:34 PM (IXZGh)
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Pace yourself, jim. It is only Monday.
Posted by: tubal at October 26, 2026 01:34 PM (Gqar8)
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The Dems have tried multiple times to take down Trump.
And 3 of the four faces were black.
Counting on Black Democatium to protect them from their illegality.
Ilhan is not a major piece of their chessboard, but I'd rate her a rook, at the least.
If Trump can take her, the Dems entire defense is exposed.
And 3 of the four faces were black.
Counting on Black Democatium to protect them from their illegality.
Ilhan is not a major piece of their chessboard, but I'd rate her a rook, at the least.
If Trump can take her, the Dems entire defense is exposed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:35 PM (3cUTc)
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ace check out the video if the Somali museum to learn about Somali culture...
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2026 01à:27 PM (KDeM
Link please.
I very much want to see this, lol.
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2026 01à:27 PM (KDeM
Link please.
I very much want to see this, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 01:35 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:36 PM (pfXMo)
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I am getting old. Went to the supermarket this morning. Ages ago, I remember condoms were hidden behind the pharmacist's counter. Now there are PussyAuger 9000 Turbos on the shelves in Aisle 36.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (eRlcH)
Saw a tube of Astro Glide in a case next to the pharmacy counter at my local Kroger not long ago.........
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (eRlcH)
Saw a tube of Astro Glide in a case next to the pharmacy counter at my local Kroger not long ago.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:36 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: wth at October 26, 2026 01:37 PM (UjdFS)
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Damn, that's a lot of content! Elmi looks like a loser. But I bet she will be a pirate queen back in Somalia.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 01:25 PM (3MX8+)
Put her, and a mess of other Scumalians on a plane, piloted by an AI. Halfway across the ocean, the AI hollers "allahu ackbar", firewalls the throttles, and dives straight down into the sea.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 01:25 PM (3MX8+)
Put her, and a mess of other Scumalians on a plane, piloted by an AI. Halfway across the ocean, the AI hollers "allahu ackbar", firewalls the throttles, and dives straight down into the sea.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 01:37 PM (hg8Lt)
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Before I start designing something physically resembling AI that people can kick, strangle, shoot and beat the shit out of...
I did ask Chat this...
List me 5 of Somalia's greatest contributions to the world please. Just a list.
Frankincense and myrrh trade — Supplied prized aromatic resins to ancient international trade networks.
Maritime commerce — Connected Africa, Arabia and Asia through Indian Ocean trade routes.
Somali poetry and oral literature — Developed a rich poetic tradition that preserves history, philosophy and cultural identity.
Livestock trade — Became a major exporter of camels, sheep and goats, particularly to Arabian markets.
Somali diaspora contributions — Advanced medicine, entrepreneurship, literature and community development internationally.
They just keep giving and giving.
I did ask Chat this...
List me 5 of Somalia's greatest contributions to the world please. Just a list.
Frankincense and myrrh trade — Supplied prized aromatic resins to ancient international trade networks.
Maritime commerce — Connected Africa, Arabia and Asia through Indian Ocean trade routes.
Somali poetry and oral literature — Developed a rich poetic tradition that preserves history, philosophy and cultural identity.
Livestock trade — Became a major exporter of camels, sheep and goats, particularly to Arabian markets.
Somali diaspora contributions — Advanced medicine, entrepreneurship, literature and community development internationally.
They just keep giving and giving.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 01:37 PM (Sco7b)
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53 Ilhan is not a major piece of their chessboard, but I'd rate her a rook, at the least.
If Trump can take her, the Dems entire defense is exposed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:35 PM (3cUTc)
=
Rooks are powerful. Like, second most powerful on the board.
If Trump can take her, the Dems entire defense is exposed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:35 PM (3cUTc)
=
Rooks are powerful. Like, second most powerful on the board.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:39 PM (AutN8)
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54 ace said he will post it later. It is hilarious.
Posted by: steevy at October 26, 2026 01:39 PM (KDeM8)
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47 38 Joe Biden's book is coming out on November 17, but you can pre-order now.
Posted by: Books-a Gazillion at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)
_____________________
I won't lie. I'm actually looking forward to this book. I think it will end up being entertaining and comical. It will entertain in the same way a movie so bad and poorly done entertains the viewer by being funny when it doesn't mean to do so.
I hope he gets into stories of the hijinks he used to get up to with John Murtha (quite possibly the most corrupt person every to serve in Congress). He used to set up a card table on the Floor to distribute Ear Marks. And, he and Biden were close. Biden did one othe eulogies at his funeral.
Posted by: Books-a Gazillion at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)
_____________________
I won't lie. I'm actually looking forward to this book. I think it will end up being entertaining and comical. It will entertain in the same way a movie so bad and poorly done entertains the viewer by being funny when it doesn't mean to do so.
I hope he gets into stories of the hijinks he used to get up to with John Murtha (quite possibly the most corrupt person every to serve in Congress). He used to set up a card table on the Floor to distribute Ear Marks. And, he and Biden were close. Biden did one othe eulogies at his funeral.
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 01:40 PM (dIske)
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Read an article over the weekend about the violence and BS from Somalis in Lewiston, Maine. The definitely suck anywhere they go
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:40 PM (h7zKj)
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Somali diaspora contributions — Advanced medicine, entrepreneurship, literature and community development internationally.
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Irish diaspora: same self-congratulatory crapola.
Somali diaspora contributions — Advanced medicine, entrepreneurship, literature and community development internationally.
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Irish diaspora: same self-congratulatory crapola.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:41 PM (eRlcH)
65
I am getting old. Went to the supermarket this morning. Ages ago, I remember condoms were hidden behind the pharmacist's counter. Now there are PussyAuger 9000 Turbos on the shelves in Aisle 36.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (eRlcH)
________
CVS had been stocking that stuff in open aisles for a long time now. So much butt stuff that it's obviously intended for homosexuals. Any little kid can wander the aisles and see this stuff. "Hey mommy, what is 'butt play' cream?"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (eRlcH)
________
CVS had been stocking that stuff in open aisles for a long time now. So much butt stuff that it's obviously intended for homosexuals. Any little kid can wander the aisles and see this stuff. "Hey mommy, what is 'butt play' cream?"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 01:41 PM (iFTx/)
66
What do you think will happen to Ilhan Omar?
She has money and power so l’d say nothing will happen in the long run.
This is pre mid term accusations to influence elections. It's the same thing as claiming El Sayed is a member of the Muslin Brotherhood. The same thing as " they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats". Hillary's emails, Benghazi, Obama's birth certificate and Hunter Biden's laptop. Nothing permanent, just election interference.
I would say nothing but Trump has a weird hatred against her. He hates lot of dems but something about her makes him extra angry lol.
She was fucking 12 when her father did her goddamned paperwork. And he's not here to ask. If it's a clerical error, get that fixed up. But, assuming there is any validity to this claim, it's not usable to deport a sitting house member.
She has money and power so l’d say nothing will happen in the long run.
This is pre mid term accusations to influence elections. It's the same thing as claiming El Sayed is a member of the Muslin Brotherhood. The same thing as " they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats". Hillary's emails, Benghazi, Obama's birth certificate and Hunter Biden's laptop. Nothing permanent, just election interference.
I would say nothing but Trump has a weird hatred against her. He hates lot of dems but something about her makes him extra angry lol.
She was fucking 12 when her father did her goddamned paperwork. And he's not here to ask. If it's a clerical error, get that fixed up. But, assuming there is any validity to this claim, it's not usable to deport a sitting house member.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 26, 2026 01:41 PM (8wCyG)
67
Hoosier daddy
Posted by: Sur enough at October 26, 2026 01:41 PM (HcoTw)
68
Joe Biden's book is coming out on November 17, but you can pre-order now.
Posted by: Books-a Gazillion at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)
I'm tempted to buy and read it. It will be filled with hilarious self-serving lies. And filled with hilariously improbable new anecdotes about Uncle whats-his-name dropping the atomic bomb and shooting down 57 kamikazes in one day. And about the the first transgender black Joe met, in first grade! Plus there will be many outrageous lies about Trump!
The down side is I will need to remove all breakable items in my home, given the high probability I will throw the book across the room quite often in disgust.
Posted by: Books-a Gazillion at October 26, 2026 01:30 PM (EdP2u)
I'm tempted to buy and read it. It will be filled with hilarious self-serving lies. And filled with hilariously improbable new anecdotes about Uncle whats-his-name dropping the atomic bomb and shooting down 57 kamikazes in one day. And about the the first transgender black Joe met, in first grade! Plus there will be many outrageous lies about Trump!
The down side is I will need to remove all breakable items in my home, given the high probability I will throw the book across the room quite often in disgust.
Posted by: Gref at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (5rh/l)
69
I may be a minority of one, but an economy based on extractables is not the sign of robust health.
I may be a minority of one, but an economy based on extractables is not the sign of robust health.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (eRlcH)
70
66 This is pre mid term accusations to influence elections. It's the same thing as claiming El Sayed is a member of the Muslin Brotherhood. The same thing as " they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats". Hillary's emails, Benghazi, Obama's birth certificate and Hunter Biden's laptop. Nothing permanent, just election interference.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 26, 2026 01:41 PM (8wCyG)
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"Narratives that hurt the Democrat party are election interference."
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 26, 2026 01:41 PM (8wCyG)
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"Narratives that hurt the Democrat party are election interference."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (AutN8)
71
Ilhan is accused by people in the Somaliland government of having fed information she got from her position in Congress to the Somali government.
This sort of allegation is the difference between being deported, and spending time in a place like Gitmo.
This sort of allegation is the difference between being deported, and spending time in a place like Gitmo.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (rbvCR)
72
46
I am getting old. Went to the supermarket this morning. Ages ago, I remember condoms were hidden behind the pharmacist's counter. Now there are PussyAuger 9000 Turbos on the shelves in Aisle 36.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (eRlcH)
*******
A year or so ago, unless I was in some sort of fugue state, in a pharmacy I saw an entire section of the "After Pill." It made me wonder about the puthy hat brigades and "women's health." Plan B vs Plan A for Abortions R Us. They have plenty of choices including keeping their cankles together, IUD's, bc pills and patches plus the Trojan horse. And ole Plan B for the Jane Does who file Title IX.
You know, the unfairness of misogyny! I have always liked that GYN is in a place of prominence in that word, which I read as Miss O'GYN with a banner, bouquet of roses, and tiara for Irish beauties.
When the first Kotex commercial came on TV I was mortified. Now we have to suffer through fags and HIV meds, which like all meds, cause diarrhea and death.
I am getting old. Went to the supermarket this morning. Ages ago, I remember condoms were hidden behind the pharmacist's counter. Now there are PussyAuger 9000 Turbos on the shelves in Aisle 36.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (eRlcH)
*******
A year or so ago, unless I was in some sort of fugue state, in a pharmacy I saw an entire section of the "After Pill." It made me wonder about the puthy hat brigades and "women's health." Plan B vs Plan A for Abortions R Us. They have plenty of choices including keeping their cankles together, IUD's, bc pills and patches plus the Trojan horse. And ole Plan B for the Jane Does who file Title IX.
You know, the unfairness of misogyny! I have always liked that GYN is in a place of prominence in that word, which I read as Miss O'GYN with a banner, bouquet of roses, and tiara for Irish beauties.
When the first Kotex commercial came on TV I was mortified. Now we have to suffer through fags and HIV meds, which like all meds, cause diarrhea and death.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (hzuYO)
73
The Dems have tried multiple times to take down Trump.
And 3 of the four faces were black.
Counting on Black Democatium to protect them from their illegality.
Ilhan is not a major piece of their chessboard, but I'd rate her a rook, at the least.
If Trump can take her, the Dems entire defense is exposed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:35 PM (3cUTc)
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A rook? Other than the queen, the rook is the most powerful piece.
And 3 of the four faces were black.
Counting on Black Democatium to protect them from their illegality.
Ilhan is not a major piece of their chessboard, but I'd rate her a rook, at the least.
If Trump can take her, the Dems entire defense is exposed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:35 PM (3cUTc)
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A rook? Other than the queen, the rook is the most powerful piece.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (iFTx/)
74
"Narratives that hurt the Democrat party are election interference."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (AutN
How dare we. How. Dare. We.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (AutN
How dare we. How. Dare. We.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (rbvCR)
75
Oh, regarding the betting markets, I was thinking how Karl Rove threw away the last shred of his "I'm a Republican" over Bo French, who is looking to cruise to victory.
But he and the last of the TX RINOs were sure their final defection over their pretend offense at his "racism" was a winning bet.
And they had a brief dip in the betting markets to back them.
LOLGF, pudgy grandpa
But he and the last of the TX RINOs were sure their final defection over their pretend offense at his "racism" was a winning bet.
And they had a brief dip in the betting markets to back them.
LOLGF, pudgy grandpa
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (IXZGh)
78
69
I may be a minority of one, but an economy based on extractables is not the sign of robust health.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (eRlcH)
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Somalia has one of the largest gold reserves on the planet.
A mining company went in legally and set up shop. A Muslim group went in, slaughtered everyone, and destroyed the equipment.
The gold remains in the ground.
I may be a minority of one, but an economy based on extractables is not the sign of robust health.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (eRlcH)
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Somalia has one of the largest gold reserves on the planet.
A mining company went in legally and set up shop. A Muslim group went in, slaughtered everyone, and destroyed the equipment.
The gold remains in the ground.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (AutN8)
79
>>> 69
I may be a minority of one, but an economy based on extractables is not the sign of robust health.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (eRlcH)
Shush, you!
I may be a minority of one, but an economy based on extractables is not the sign of robust health.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (eRlcH)
Shush, you!
Posted by: super SMAHHHHRRRT MBAs at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (jb8Ss)
80
https://tinyurl.com/4srwc36j
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Whoa! I've been obsessing on this case for years and I missed that. Unfortunately, it looks like that Anton Lazzaro is a real dirtbag. He even had his own Ghislaine Maxwell. I wonder if his DNA evidence against Ilhan was real.
https://tinyurl.com/4srwc36j
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Whoa! I've been obsessing on this case for years and I missed that. Unfortunately, it looks like that Anton Lazzaro is a real dirtbag. He even had his own Ghislaine Maxwell. I wonder if his DNA evidence against Ilhan was real.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (mmrXZ)
81
I may be a minority of one, but an economy based on extractables is not the sign of robust health.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (eRlcH)
Oh yeah?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (eRlcH)
Oh yeah?
Posted by: a million Dentists at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (hg8Lt)
82
"Narratives that hurt the Democrat party are election interference."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (AutN
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Your speech is violence
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (AutN
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Your speech is violence
Posted by: Also a theme at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (3MX8+)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (pfXMo)
84
I know easier said than done but college guys need to keep it in their pants and refrain from hook ups right now. They are arresting college dudes left and right recently for alleged sexual assault at college dorms and apartments.
Maybe it's been happening and the news just haven't been reporting it but since the Cornell incident I've seen a lot of arrests at various campuses.
Maybe it's been happening and the news just haven't been reporting it but since the Cornell incident I've seen a lot of arrests at various campuses.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (Ti9vn)
85
A rook? Other than the queen, the rook is the most powerful piece.
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(I just wanted to make a sorta pun crook = rook)
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(I just wanted to make a sorta pun crook = rook)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (3cUTc)
86
74 "Narratives that hurt the Democrat party are election interference."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (AutN
How dare we. How. Dare. We.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (rbvCR)
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"I don't care if Hillary had her official government emails on an unsecured server and destroyed evidence of it. She is of pure heart and cannot do wrong, and bringing it up is just election interference."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (AutN
How dare we. How. Dare. We.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (rbvCR)
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"I don't care if Hillary had her official government emails on an unsecured server and destroyed evidence of it. She is of pure heart and cannot do wrong, and bringing it up is just election interference."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (AutN8)
87
Is Nur Omar Mohamed and Nur Said the same guy?
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 26, 2026 01:45 PM (OlzlW)
88
Man when I was born I only got mold, frankenstein and cur.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)
89
85 A rook? Other than the queen, the rook is the most powerful piece.
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(I just wanted to make a sorta pun crook = rook)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (3cUTc)
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The pun should have been more obvious, Mr. Lawyer Man!
Lesson for your next closing arguments.
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(I just wanted to make a sorta pun crook = rook)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (3cUTc)
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The pun should have been more obvious, Mr. Lawyer Man!
Lesson for your next closing arguments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:46 PM (AutN8)
90
82 "Narratives that hurt the Democrat party are election interference."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (AutN
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Your speech is violence
Posted by: Also a theme at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (3MX8+)
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Only when trolls piss me off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (AutN
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Your speech is violence
Posted by: Also a theme at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (3MX8+)
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Only when trolls piss me off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:46 PM (AutN8)
91
So, Somalia is just a bunch of inbred imbeciles then, eh?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (IXZGh)
92
65 I am getting old. Went to the supermarket this morning. Ages ago, I remember condoms were hidden behind the pharmacist's counter. Now there are PussyAuger 9000 Turbos on the shelves in Aisle 36.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (eRlcH)
________
CVS had been stocking that stuff in open aisles for a long time now. So much butt stuff that it's obviously intended for homosexuals. Any little kid can wander the aisles and see this stuff. "Hey mommy, what is 'butt play' cream?"
I saw one at CVS called the hello cake buzzy butt. And one called hello cake personal stroker
I assume hello cake is the brand.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:33 PM (eRlcH)
________
CVS had been stocking that stuff in open aisles for a long time now. So much butt stuff that it's obviously intended for homosexuals. Any little kid can wander the aisles and see this stuff. "Hey mommy, what is 'butt play' cream?"
I saw one at CVS called the hello cake buzzy butt. And one called hello cake personal stroker
I assume hello cake is the brand.
Posted by: Sur enough at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (HcoTw)
93
Now we have to suffer through fags and HIV meds, which like all meds, cause diarrhea and death."
"Don't take buttfvckia if you're allergic to it or any of it's ingredients. Effects can include bloating, starvation, diarrhea, monkeypox, flatulence and Win 11"
"Don't take buttfvckia if you're allergic to it or any of it's ingredients. Effects can include bloating, starvation, diarrhea, monkeypox, flatulence and Win 11"
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (pfXMo)
94
Man when I was born I only got mold, frankenstein and cur.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)
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Shoulda been in the next stable over.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)
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Shoulda been in the next stable over.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (amcLV)
95
Ilhan is accused by people in the Somaliland government of having fed information she got from her position in Congress to the Somali government.
Posted by: Kindltot
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That's one of the linkless, sourceless xeets that I suspect of being porn for the likes of us. It could be true, but give us more than a headline already.
Ilhan is accused by people in the Somaliland government of having fed information she got from her position in Congress to the Somali government.
Posted by: Kindltot
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That's one of the linkless, sourceless xeets that I suspect of being porn for the likes of us. It could be true, but give us more than a headline already.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (mmrXZ)
96
"I don't care if Hillary had her official government emails on an unsecured server and destroyed evidence of it. She is of pure heart and cannot do wrong, and bringing it up is just election interference."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (AutN
I mean, what difference, at this point............
"I don't care if Hillary had her official government emails on an unsecured server and destroyed evidence of it. She is of pure heart and cannot do wrong, and bringing it up is just election interference."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (AutN
I mean, what difference, at this point............
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (IXZGh)
97
>>> 71 Ilhan is accused by people in the Somaliland government of having fed information she got from her position in Congress to the Somali government.
This sort of allegation is the difference between being deported, and spending time in a place like Gitmo.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (rbvCR)
Or maybe, a public execution by firing squad?
This sort of allegation is the difference between being deported, and spending time in a place like Gitmo.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:42 PM (rbvCR)
Or maybe, a public execution by firing squad?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (jb8Ss)
98
Saw a tube of Astro Glide in a case next to the pharmacy counter at my local Kroger not long ago.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:36 PM (IXZGh)
It's a slippery slope
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:36 PM (IXZGh)
It's a slippery slope
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (NtVYv)
99
Most of the focus is one her obvious immigration fraud but I think a much bigger issue is that she was one of the kingpins behind the Somali fraud in Minnesota and beyond. That's what I want to see her prosecuted for.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (viF8m)
100
96
"I don't care if Hillary had her official government emails on an unsecured server and destroyed evidence of it. She is of pure heart and cannot do wrong, and bringing it up is just election interference."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (AutN
I mean, what difference, at this point............
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (IXZGh)
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Well, she'll never be president.
"I don't care if Hillary had her official government emails on an unsecured server and destroyed evidence of it. She is of pure heart and cannot do wrong, and bringing it up is just election interference."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:44 PM (AutN
I mean, what difference, at this point............
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (IXZGh)
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Well, she'll never be president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (AutN8)
101
>>> 95
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That's one of the linkless, sourceless xeets that I suspect of being porn for the likes of us. It could be true, but give us more than a headline already.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (mmrXZ)
Party pooper.
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That's one of the linkless, sourceless xeets that I suspect of being porn for the likes of us. It could be true, but give us more than a headline already.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (mmrXZ)
Party pooper.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 01:49 PM (jb8Ss)
102
So, Somalia is just a bunch of inbred imbeciles then, eh?"
Starts humming....
/almost heaven, w....
Starts humming....
/almost heaven, w....
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:50 PM (pfXMo)
103
En Sabah Nur is my favorite villain.
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 26, 2026 01:50 PM (SUQyq)
104
Is Nur Omar Mohamed and Nur Said the same guy?
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace
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YES. Nur Said's name, thanks to Islamic naming conventions, can be extended to Nur Said Elmi (it's all about how many grandfathers back you want to go).
It's suspected that they're all going by Omar because the Omar family is a(nother) crooked Somali family, who were eligible for refugee status, unlike the Elmis.
Is Nur Omar Mohamed and Nur Said the same guy?
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace
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YES. Nur Said's name, thanks to Islamic naming conventions, can be extended to Nur Said Elmi (it's all about how many grandfathers back you want to go).
It's suspected that they're all going by Omar because the Omar family is a(nother) crooked Somali family, who were eligible for refugee status, unlike the Elmis.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:50 PM (mmrXZ)
105
The info for the warrant contained a lot of information we probably aren't privy to just yet. I think it's more than just a birthdate and name.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:50 PM (Ti9vn)
106
Oops, the gold mine thing was in South Sudan, not Somalia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:50 PM (AutN8)
107
I went to the liquor store the other day. There was a display of alcohol filled dildos at the front counter.
Alllllrighty then.
Alllllrighty then.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 01:51 PM (wOO3z)
108
Most of the focus is one her obvious immigration fraud but I think a much bigger issue is that she was one of the kingpins behind the Somali fraud in Minnesota and beyond. That's what I want to see her prosecuted for.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (viF8m)
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I think the raids and investigations are looking at all the potential criminality, including the Somali fraud and her own personal financial fraud.
I also think Something Will Happen. The DOJ and FBI aren't going through all this trouble -- including literally dumpster diving into her garbage -- just for shits and giggles. And she herself is acting like she's legitimately worried.
We'll see.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (viF8m)
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I think the raids and investigations are looking at all the potential criminality, including the Somali fraud and her own personal financial fraud.
I also think Something Will Happen. The DOJ and FBI aren't going through all this trouble -- including literally dumpster diving into her garbage -- just for shits and giggles. And she herself is acting like she's legitimately worried.
We'll see.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 01:51 PM (iFTx/)
109
And the Toy Department is marked "Family Planning". Don't know what family plans there are for the Jumbo Tickler.
And the Toy Department is marked "Family Planning". Don't know what family plans there are for the Jumbo Tickler.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 01:52 PM (eRlcH)
110
People are reposting the Hillary "Happy birthday to this future President" tweet on its tenth anniversary.
You have to be a serious narcissist to wish yourself happy birthday and believe you are guaranteed the presidency
You have to be a serious narcissist to wish yourself happy birthday and believe you are guaranteed the presidency
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:52 PM (h7zKj)
111
Well, she'll never be president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM
Huzzah!!!!!
Well, she'll never be president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM
Huzzah!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:52 PM (IXZGh)
112
Third World Muslims change names more than they change underwear. Ibn this, abu that, nom du guerre or other alias, no right thinking Democrat juror will hold this against her. It's just her culture.
Heck, we could all chip in and find some internet Islamic Studies diploma mill to qualify ace as a Sheik.
Sheik Ace Al Ameriki, abu Shelves on the Floor
Heck, we could all chip in and find some internet Islamic Studies diploma mill to qualify ace as a Sheik.
Sheik Ace Al Ameriki, abu Shelves on the Floor
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 26, 2026 01:52 PM (r7+Q7)
113
Or maybe, a public execution by firing squad?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (jb8Ss)
I would be happy if she were to suddenly show up at her sister's compound in Kenya, and then the US State department can spend the next 20 years trying to get an extradition from whichever country's embassy she flees to, like Julian Assange
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (jb8Ss)
I would be happy if she were to suddenly show up at her sister's compound in Kenya, and then the US State department can spend the next 20 years trying to get an extradition from whichever country's embassy she flees to, like Julian Assange
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:52 PM (rbvCR)
114
She went from $30 million to $100k in a few months. Worst Somali ever.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:53 PM (n5tGW)
115
Somalia has one of the largest gold reserves on the planet.
A mining company went in legally and set up shop. A Muslim group went in, slaughtered everyone, and destroyed the equipment.
The gold remains in the ground.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (AutN
TJM, Somalia may have a large potential gold resource. Reserves are a horse of a different color. In the mining industry, a "reserve" is a resource that has been sufficiently drilled off, sampled and assayed to considered "proven". A proven reserve is a bankable asset. It takes a massive investment of effort, and a lot of money to turn a resource into a reserve, and often the result is disappointing.
A mining company went in legally and set up shop. A Muslim group went in, slaughtered everyone, and destroyed the equipment.
The gold remains in the ground.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 01:43 PM (AutN
TJM, Somalia may have a large potential gold resource. Reserves are a horse of a different color. In the mining industry, a "reserve" is a resource that has been sufficiently drilled off, sampled and assayed to considered "proven". A proven reserve is a bankable asset. It takes a massive investment of effort, and a lot of money to turn a resource into a reserve, and often the result is disappointing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 01:53 PM (hg8Lt)
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Ilhan claims she deleted the tweet because of the pile-on she was getting for it.
All she had to do was turn off replies.
Ilhan claims she deleted the tweet because of the pile-on she was getting for it.
All she had to do was turn off replies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:53 PM (mmrXZ)
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>>> 102 So, Somalia is just a bunch of inbred imbeciles then, eh?"
Starts humming....
/almost heaven, w....
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:50 PM (pfXMo)
https://youtu.be/JnYhrS6pF4Q
Starts humming....
/almost heaven, w....
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:50 PM (pfXMo)
https://youtu.be/JnYhrS6pF4Q
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 26, 2026 01:53 PM (jb8Ss)
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TJM, Somalia may have a large potential gold resource. Reserves are a horse of a different color. In the mining industry, a "reserve" is a resource that has been sufficiently drilled off, sampled and assayed to considered "proven". A proven reserve is a bankable asset. It takes a massive investment of effort, and a lot of money to turn a resource into a reserve, and often the result is disappointing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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So which does Somalia have? A resource, I assume.
TJM, Somalia may have a large potential gold resource. Reserves are a horse of a different color. In the mining industry, a "reserve" is a resource that has been sufficiently drilled off, sampled and assayed to considered "proven". A proven reserve is a bankable asset. It takes a massive investment of effort, and a lot of money to turn a resource into a reserve, and often the result is disappointing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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So which does Somalia have? A resource, I assume.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (mmrXZ)
119
Man when I was born I only got mold, frankenstein and cur.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)
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Shoulda been in the next stable over.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (amcLV)
Don't worry so much about the myrrh next time. But thanks for the gold and frankincense.
*Led by a star? Led by a bottle is more likely.*
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)
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Shoulda been in the next stable over.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (amcLV)
Don't worry so much about the myrrh next time. But thanks for the gold and frankincense.
*Led by a star? Led by a bottle is more likely.*
Posted by: Brian's Mum at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (wVcYX)
120
"Don't take buttfvckia if you're allergic to it or any of it's ingredients. Effects can include bloating, starvation, diarrhea, monkeypox, flatulence and Win 11"
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (pfXMo)
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I'll bet y'all didn't know (I didn't) that there is already a Smallpox/Monkey Pox vaccine at any Walmart or pharmacy.
I remain unsure why smallpox is tied into this as I got my smallpox vaccine as a wee girl and have the scar on my left arm to prove it (eradicated in 1980). I guess they take a piece of the smallpox vax and a yucky piece of the monkey pox and stir it all around in a test tube. [I want to harf my breakfast now]
I didn't (OBVIOUSLY) get it but I discovered it on the list last week. I didn't see a vax for the Shigella Ghey Trots because that is bacterial. It may already be resistant, and, too bad, you dead in a violent pool of your own making.
This concludes the medical portion of today's news.
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (pfXMo)
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I'll bet y'all didn't know (I didn't) that there is already a Smallpox/Monkey Pox vaccine at any Walmart or pharmacy.
I remain unsure why smallpox is tied into this as I got my smallpox vaccine as a wee girl and have the scar on my left arm to prove it (eradicated in 1980). I guess they take a piece of the smallpox vax and a yucky piece of the monkey pox and stir it all around in a test tube. [I want to harf my breakfast now]
I didn't (OBVIOUSLY) get it but I discovered it on the list last week. I didn't see a vax for the Shigella Ghey Trots because that is bacterial. It may already be resistant, and, too bad, you dead in a violent pool of your own making.
This concludes the medical portion of today's news.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (hzuYO)
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>>> Happy Father's Day to my aabo Nur Said, I am forever grateful to Allah for giving me the best father
She is grateful Allah gave her a genocider for a father? Our ideas of good fathers are different.
You need a full annotated and color coded chart just to decipher her family tree, comparing actual genetic fam to what it says on paper.
She is grateful Allah gave her a genocider for a father? Our ideas of good fathers are different.
You need a full annotated and color coded chart just to decipher her family tree, comparing actual genetic fam to what it says on paper.
Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (Toos7)
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People are reposting the Hillary "Happy birthday to this future President" tweet on its tenth anniversary.
You have to be a serious narcissist to wish yourself happy birthday and believe you are guaranteed the presidency
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:52 PM (h7zKj)
I doubt Hillz ever did her own Twitter. I suspect it was either some boot-licking staffer, or her campaign pushing the actualization by declaration of the desired future outcome.
Best to just point and do the Nelson Mundt "ha ha" and let it go, with a secret shudder at what bullet we missed.
You have to be a serious narcissist to wish yourself happy birthday and believe you are guaranteed the presidency
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:52 PM (h7zKj)
I doubt Hillz ever did her own Twitter. I suspect it was either some boot-licking staffer, or her campaign pushing the actualization by declaration of the desired future outcome.
Best to just point and do the Nelson Mundt "ha ha" and let it go, with a secret shudder at what bullet we missed.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:55 PM (rbvCR)
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Who's yo' Aabo?
Posted by: Ilhan's Husbro at October 26, 2026 01:55 PM (47/pr)
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She went from $30 million to $100k in a few months. Worst Somali ever.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Heh, you kiddin'? Where do you think that $30 million went?
One of those unlinked, unsourced X accounts says she got $250 million out of the country. Could be true.
She went from $30 million to $100k in a few months. Worst Somali ever.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Heh, you kiddin'? Where do you think that $30 million went?
One of those unlinked, unsourced X accounts says she got $250 million out of the country. Could be true.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:55 PM (mmrXZ)
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You need a full annotated and color coded chart just to decipher her family tree, comparing actual genetic fam to what it says on paper.
Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (Toos7)
Looks like a flagpole.
Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (Toos7)
Looks like a flagpole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 01:55 PM (wOO3z)
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Of course this grifting nobody has an autobiography. Who wants to bet that every copy sold was bought at once?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 26, 2026 01:56 PM (iC1YU)
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:56 PM (Ti9vn)
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A proven reserve is a bankable asset. It takes a massive investment of effort, and a lot of money to turn a resource into a reserve, and often the result is disappointing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 01:53 PM (hg8Lt)
A willingness to not hack the workers of the mine into edible chunks probably helps too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 01:53 PM (hg8Lt)
A willingness to not hack the workers of the mine into edible chunks probably helps too.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 01:56 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (ndZc7)
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People are reposting the Hillary "Happy birthday to this future President" tweet on its tenth anniversary.
You have to be a serious narcissist to wish yourself happy birthday and believe you are guaranteed the presidency
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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I'm amazed that tweet was never deleted. Maybe she leaves it up as a sort of shrine where her erstwhile voters can go to weep and throw coins.
People are reposting the Hillary "Happy birthday to this future President" tweet on its tenth anniversary.
You have to be a serious narcissist to wish yourself happy birthday and believe you are guaranteed the presidency
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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I'm amazed that tweet was never deleted. Maybe she leaves it up as a sort of shrine where her erstwhile voters can go to weep and throw coins.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (mmrXZ)
131
I didn't (OBVIOUSLY) get it but I discovered it on the list last week. I didn't see a vax for the Shigella Ghey Trots because that is bacterial. It may already be resistant, and, too bad, you dead in a violent pool of your own making.
This concludes the medical portion of today's news.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (hzuYO)
IIRC, there is not a specific vaxx for monkeypox, they just use the current virus fragment vaxx for smallpox instead.
which may not be good for smallpox either, according to some researchers who don't work for the government or pHarma
This concludes the medical portion of today's news.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (hzuYO)
IIRC, there is not a specific vaxx for monkeypox, they just use the current virus fragment vaxx for smallpox instead.
which may not be good for smallpox either, according to some researchers who don't work for the government or pHarma
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (rbvCR)
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So, Somalia is just a bunch of inbred imbeciles then, eh?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (IXZGh)
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They aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, but they -- or at least the elites -- have an animal cunning and utterly shameless Machiavellian outlook where only the strongest survive. If you don't have some edge over the others in that country, you are dead or at least subjugated. It's like Thunderdome over there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 01:47 PM (IXZGh)
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They aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, but they -- or at least the elites -- have an animal cunning and utterly shameless Machiavellian outlook where only the strongest survive. If you don't have some edge over the others in that country, you are dead or at least subjugated. It's like Thunderdome over there.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (iFTx/)
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Nah Blonde, I was just snarking on her required financial postings. No doubt she's got a thousand mattresses with learing cash around.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (n5tGW)
134
Ohio pastor announces polygynous marriage as congregation applauds
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (ndZc7)
He's no pastor except for Satan. Harsh but true.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (ndZc7)
He's no pastor except for Satan. Harsh but true.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 01:58 PM (Ti9vn)
135
You know where else there is a lot of gold? Papua New Guinea.
You don't want to go to Papua New Guinea.
You don't want to go to Papua New Guinea.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 01:58 PM (viF8m)
136
107 I went to the liquor store the other day. There was a display of alcohol filled dildos at the front counter.
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Makes for interesting bachelorette parties, I'd expect.
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Makes for interesting bachelorette parties, I'd expect.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2026 01:58 PM (Dv3i1)
137
OT but just wanted to share some good news: I was able to buy Chevron Regular for only $5.999 this past week. It was quite a bit higher all summer.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 26, 2026 01:58 PM (QGaXH)
138
what was then called Twitter -- now called X
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The X formerly known as Twitter >> The squiggle formerly known as Prince
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The X formerly known as Twitter >> The squiggle formerly known as Prince
Posted by: muldoon at October 26, 2026 01:58 PM (I0N4X)
139
108 Most of the focus is one her obvious immigration fraud but I think a much bigger issue is that she was one of the kingpins behind the Somali fraud in Minnesota and beyond. That's what I want to see her prosecuted for.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (viF8m)
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IMO, that's still too small of a view. I'd go so far as to say that the Somali fraud in Minneapolis, Columbus OH, and Lewiston ME etc....are indicative of an overall effort by the DNC to raise funds through money laundering and the ActBlu apparatus. Minneapolis is just a small fraction of the entire program. Just remember Biden shifting $47 Billion more to these type programs and then removing oversight simultaneously. I can even tell you how the "non-existent" winery plays into the process, and I'll bet there are many such wineries. TBML and Phantom Shipping (it's how a portion of the fraud proceeds were returned to the US...
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 01:48 PM (viF8m)
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IMO, that's still too small of a view. I'd go so far as to say that the Somali fraud in Minneapolis, Columbus OH, and Lewiston ME etc....are indicative of an overall effort by the DNC to raise funds through money laundering and the ActBlu apparatus. Minneapolis is just a small fraction of the entire program. Just remember Biden shifting $47 Billion more to these type programs and then removing oversight simultaneously. I can even tell you how the "non-existent" winery plays into the process, and I'll bet there are many such wineries. TBML and Phantom Shipping (it's how a portion of the fraud proceeds were returned to the US...
Posted by: Orson at October 26, 2026 01:58 PM (dIske)
140
I think it was said on the Actual Friends podcast, but one of the more important things they can get from Ilhan's confiscated cell phone, if the DOJ cares, is unethical convos and information passing between her and important democrats like Bernie Sanders or AOC. It potentially opens up a lot of discovery for other crimes or nefarious deals we don't even have an inkling of yet.
But if so, it's having that kind of info pop up on a phone, ripe for the DOJ to use as evidence, and then having the stones to actually prosecute and do something about it.
But if so, it's having that kind of info pop up on a phone, ripe for the DOJ to use as evidence, and then having the stones to actually prosecute and do something about it.
Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2026 01:59 PM (Toos7)
141
110 People are reposting the Hillary "Happy birthday to this future President" tweet on its tenth anniversary.
You have to be a serious narcissist to wish yourself happy birthday and believe you are guaranteed the presidency
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:52 PM (h7zKj)
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I remember looking at that sneering face and thinking, "You didn't have many friends then, either, did ya?"
I bet when she was born the doctor dropped her he was so alarmed at delivering a demon. She probably was born with pointed teeth and her cankles so large they slipped out of his hands.
All she wanted, y'all, was a state funeral. Denied!
You have to be a serious narcissist to wish yourself happy birthday and believe you are guaranteed the presidency
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 01:52 PM (h7zKj)
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I remember looking at that sneering face and thinking, "You didn't have many friends then, either, did ya?"
I bet when she was born the doctor dropped her he was so alarmed at delivering a demon. She probably was born with pointed teeth and her cankles so large they slipped out of his hands.
All she wanted, y'all, was a state funeral. Denied!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 01:59 PM (hzuYO)
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One of those unlinked, unsourced X accounts says she got $250 million out of the country. Could be true.
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Hah! Amateur!
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Hah! Amateur!
Posted by: Most of Congress at October 26, 2026 02:00 PM (Dv3i1)
143
So which does Somalia have? A resource, I assume.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (mmrXZ)
I would assume a potential resource. Like Afghanistan and other countries with high political risk. There may be known occurrences of valuable minerals, and a known history of artisanal mining, but it is currently too dangerous for sane people to work there, and no guarantee of being allowed to own any of what you may find.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 01:54 PM (mmrXZ)
I would assume a potential resource. Like Afghanistan and other countries with high political risk. There may be known occurrences of valuable minerals, and a known history of artisanal mining, but it is currently too dangerous for sane people to work there, and no guarantee of being allowed to own any of what you may find.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 26, 2026 02:00 PM (hg8Lt)
144
What percentage certainty does Kalshi place Madame Waterhead's parentage at?
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 02:00 PM (M60gE)
145
They aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, but they -- or at least the elites -- have an animal cunning and utterly shameless Machiavellian outlook where only the strongest survive.
__________
Sort of like the Mafia, without the tenderheartedness.
They aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, but they -- or at least the elites -- have an animal cunning and utterly shameless Machiavellian outlook where only the strongest survive.
__________
Sort of like the Mafia, without the tenderheartedness.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 02:00 PM (eRlcH)
146
Ohio pastor announces polygynous marriage as congregation applauds
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (ndZc7)
He's no pastor except for Satan. Harsh but true.
Posted by: polynikes
Well, he does want to fleece the sheep.Ohio pastor announces polygynous marriage as congregation applauds
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (ndZc7)
He's no pastor except for Satan. Harsh but true.
Posted by: polynikes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (ndZc7)
He's no pastor except for Satan. Harsh but true.
Posted by: polynikes
Well, he does want to fleece the sheep.Ohio pastor announces polygynous marriage as congregation applauds
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 01:57 PM (ndZc7)
He's no pastor except for Satan. Harsh but true.
Posted by: polynikes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 02:00 PM (ndZc7)
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Man when I was born I only got mold, frankenstein and cur.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)
Watch it, homie
Man when I was born I only got mold, frankenstein and cur.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 01:45 PM (n5tGW)
Watch it, homie
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (y9nCu)
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Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 01:59 PM (hzuYO)
Reminds me of the movie It Lives which scared the crap out of me as a kid.
Reminds me of the movie It Lives which scared the crap out of me as a kid.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Ti9vn)
149
I always send a birthday tweet to my Mothers.
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (pfXMo)
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>> Just remember Biden shifting $47 Billion more to these type programs and then removing oversight simultaneously.
Do you know who was an author of the MEALS Act that allowed Biden, actually made Biden, remove oversight of the money?
Ilhan Nur Said Elmi
Do you know who was an author of the MEALS Act that allowed Biden, actually made Biden, remove oversight of the money?
Ilhan Nur Said Elmi
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (viF8m)
152
Hillary should have been strangled in the crib.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 02:02 PM (wOO3z)
153
Reminds me of the movie It Lives which scared the crap out of me as a kid.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Ti9vn)
Yes.. I remember that one.. Scared the you know what out of me too....
Reminds me of the movie It Lives which scared the crap out of me as a kid.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Ti9vn)
Yes.. I remember that one.. Scared the you know what out of me too....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 02:02 PM (+gK6I)
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151 >> Just remember Biden shifting $47 Billion more to these type programs and then removing oversight simultaneously.
Do you know who was an author of the MEALS Act that allowed Biden, actually made Biden, remove oversight of the money?
Ilhan Nur Said Elmi
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (viF8m)
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She got a bill passed in Congress!
That makes her a quality congresscritter!
151 >> Just remember Biden shifting $47 Billion more to these type programs and then removing oversight simultaneously.
Do you know who was an author of the MEALS Act that allowed Biden, actually made Biden, remove oversight of the money?
Ilhan Nur Said Elmi
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (viF8m)
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She got a bill passed in Congress!
That makes her a quality congresscritter!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:02 PM (AutN8)
155
I've been waiting 3 hours now at the dealership as they take care of a recall. The waiting room has been playing rap and club music the entire time.
I'm about to go postal.
I'm about to go postal.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (Ti9vn)
156
Bad news friendsh (as John McCain would say), betting markets say James Talarico is poised to be the next supreme warlord of Mogadishu. All is lost.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (M60gE)
157
Brazil's stock market dropped 30%, losing $200b in value. Good job commies
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (h7zKj)
158
>>True Dat.
>>/Michael Rockefeller
One of the most unstable and dangerous places I've ever been. Almost completely lawless with the bonus of actual cannibals.
>>/Michael Rockefeller
One of the most unstable and dangerous places I've ever been. Almost completely lawless with the bonus of actual cannibals.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (viF8m)
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157 Brazil's stock market dropped 30%, losing $200b in value. Good job commies
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (h7zKj)
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"Wealth for the masses is just an Epstein class grift to get you to vote for pedophiles."
-apparently
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (h7zKj)
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"Wealth for the masses is just an Epstein class grift to get you to vote for pedophiles."
-apparently
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:04 PM (AutN8)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 02:04 PM (pfXMo)
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I would just call it gamesmanship, not interference. But, the guy's point more or less stands. The Trump administration certainly knows better than most that there's no way they'll ever actually be able to do anything about little Miss Thing.
But, it's good, red meat for the base, and it flushes out Dems to defend the honor of someone most Americans hate.
But, it's good, red meat for the base, and it flushes out Dems to defend the honor of someone most Americans hate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 02:04 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 02:05 PM (8Jusa)
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I thought Fred said Relax
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 02:05 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 02:05 PM (pfXMo)
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 02:06 PM (pfXMo)
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FAMU shooting: 15-year-old boy arrested in mass shooting during homecoming weekend
Police arrested a teenager in connection with the Oct. 24 mass shooting that left 11 people injured outside Florida A&M University's football stadium.
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They grow up so fast these days.
Police arrested a teenager in connection with the Oct. 24 mass shooting that left 11 people injured outside Florida A&M University's football stadium.
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They grow up so fast these days.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 02:06 PM (ndZc7)
167
Thought:
The Rs holding both the House and the Senate would be for them like Obama winning reelection was for us.
(if we had polls showing Romney winning by 5+)
The Rs holding both the House and the Senate would be for them like Obama winning reelection was for us.
(if we had polls showing Romney winning by 5+)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 02:06 PM (3cUTc)
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thought Fred said Relax
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 02:05 PM (n5tGW)
I thought he thought he was sexy.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 26, 2026 02:05 PM (n5tGW)
I thought he thought he was sexy.
Posted by: polynikes at October 26, 2026 02:06 PM (Ti9vn)
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167 Thought:
The Rs holding both the House and the Senate would be for them like Obama winning reelection was for us.
(if we had polls showing Romney winning by 5+)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 02:06 PM (3cUTc)
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The only power in the federal government is in the executive.
If the left is this invested in the midterms, they're more delusional than I thought.
The Rs holding both the House and the Senate would be for them like Obama winning reelection was for us.
(if we had polls showing Romney winning by 5+)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 02:06 PM (3cUTc)
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The only power in the federal government is in the executive.
If the left is this invested in the midterms, they're more delusional than I thought.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:07 PM (AutN8)
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Love is love.
Ohio pastor announces polygynous marriage as congregation applauds
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And even in your case
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed!
Follow my lead
And yes indeed, you will be
Popular!
You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper ploys
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
Ooh!
I'll show you what shoes to wear!
How to fix your hair!
Everything that really counts to be
Popular!
I'll help you be popular!
Ohio pastor announces polygynous marriage as congregation applauds
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And even in your case
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed!
Follow my lead
And yes indeed, you will be
Popular!
You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper ploys
When you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
Ooh!
I'll show you what shoes to wear!
How to fix your hair!
Everything that really counts to be
Popular!
I'll help you be popular!
Posted by: Popularity Contest at October 26, 2026 02:07 PM (anL5R)
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If the left is this invested in the midterms, they're more delusional than I thought.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:07 PM (AutN
They're are way out there for sure.....
If the left is this invested in the midterms, they're more delusional than I thought.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:07 PM (AutN
They're are way out there for sure.....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 02:08 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2026 02:08 PM (x0n13)
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135 You know where else there is a lot of gold? Papua New Guinea.
You don't want to go to Papua New Guinea.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 01:58 PM (viF8m)
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WWII Marine father was there and the Marines traded the Vitamin C stuff the military gave them to the "natives." They bleached their hair with it to orange. The Marines used it to clean rust from their helmets. No one took it for scurvy. Maybe one did and died, I don't know.
Jack, I saw yesterday you love French Onion Soup. Be sure to add some white wine to the beef broth along with herbes de provence. I don't measure, add to taste but at least 1/2 cup of wine.
Just before putting the soup in a bowl to broil and melt the Guyere cheese over the slice of bread, add a TBS of cognac or brandy to the empty bowl. It makes a difference and is glorious.
You don't want to go to Papua New Guinea.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 01:58 PM (viF8m)
*********
WWII Marine father was there and the Marines traded the Vitamin C stuff the military gave them to the "natives." They bleached their hair with it to orange. The Marines used it to clean rust from their helmets. No one took it for scurvy. Maybe one did and died, I don't know.
Jack, I saw yesterday you love French Onion Soup. Be sure to add some white wine to the beef broth along with herbes de provence. I don't measure, add to taste but at least 1/2 cup of wine.
Just before putting the soup in a bowl to broil and melt the Guyere cheese over the slice of bread, add a TBS of cognac or brandy to the empty bowl. It makes a difference and is glorious.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 26, 2026 02:08 PM (hzuYO)
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The only power in the federal government is in the executive.
If the left is this invested in the midterms, they're more delusional than I thought.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:07 PM (AutN
I'm much less concerned since I did read somewhere that if the Dems win, he's just going to veto everything until they deal.
The dems versus President Trump...
There's a polymarket bet...
If the left is this invested in the midterms, they're more delusional than I thought.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:07 PM (AutN
I'm much less concerned since I did read somewhere that if the Dems win, he's just going to veto everything until they deal.
The dems versus President Trump...
There's a polymarket bet...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 02:09 PM (Sco7b)
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The only power in the federal government is in the executive.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!
*slaps collective knee*
==
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!
*slaps collective knee*
Posted by: Congreff and Courtf at October 26, 2026 02:09 PM (anL5R)
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So, it's back to "Who's your daddy?"
Last week, it was "Who's your brother?"
In Somalia, those are related.
Your name is your first name, your dad's first name, and his dad's first name (patriarchy on steroids!) Marriage doesn't change that. So Ilhan Nur Said Elmi and her second husband Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, well, you know...
Last week, it was "Who's your brother?"
In Somalia, those are related.
Your name is your first name, your dad's first name, and his dad's first name (patriarchy on steroids!) Marriage doesn't change that. So Ilhan Nur Said Elmi and her second husband Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, well, you know...
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 02:09 PM (2ocoG)
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One of the most unstable and dangerous places I've ever been. Almost completely lawless with the bonus of actual cannibals.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (viF8m)
An anthropologist who studied group dynamics claimed that the various cultures in Papua New Guinea had the smallest size limit, and argued that the cultures had almost no method of conflict resolution outside of strictly person to person action. Which often means up and killing each other due to conflict, or getting your homies to get together to kill someone to resolve a conflict. This limits how big you can get together as a group without it collapsing into various feuds.
It was an interesting take on "scalability" of social structures.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 02:03 PM (viF8m)
An anthropologist who studied group dynamics claimed that the various cultures in Papua New Guinea had the smallest size limit, and argued that the cultures had almost no method of conflict resolution outside of strictly person to person action. Which often means up and killing each other due to conflict, or getting your homies to get together to kill someone to resolve a conflict. This limits how big you can get together as a group without it collapsing into various feuds.
It was an interesting take on "scalability" of social structures.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 26, 2026 02:10 PM (rbvCR)
178
Enough Said!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 26, 2026 02:10 PM (Cqx++)
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Nah Blonde, I was just snarking on her required financial postings. No doubt she's got a thousand mattresses with learing cash around.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Oh! Yeah, I knew there was some snark in there. There's no telling at this point exactly where the fraud was.
Nah Blonde, I was just snarking on her required financial postings. No doubt she's got a thousand mattresses with learing cash around.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Oh! Yeah, I knew there was some snark in there. There's no telling at this point exactly where the fraud was.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 26, 2026 02:10 PM (mmrXZ)
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>>> Ohio pastor announces polygynous marriage as congregation applauds
If polygamy becomes legitimized (this Ohio pastor trying to court both Muslim refugees and polyamorous LGBT? Bold strategy, Cotton), it would be funny if the Mormon church sued the US for reparations.
They would never do it, but I'd laugh. They have as fair a claim as anyone can claim. Personal and church property was confiscated, homes and crops burned, women raped, people killed, because of the government bringing its full force down on them over the polygamy issue.
I don't want it because I actually want reparations. I'd want it because the left will shriek about it, and have to explain why black Americans have claims for it but not Mormons. I would love to see them try and do the mental gymnastics.
If polygamy becomes legitimized (this Ohio pastor trying to court both Muslim refugees and polyamorous LGBT? Bold strategy, Cotton), it would be funny if the Mormon church sued the US for reparations.
They would never do it, but I'd laugh. They have as fair a claim as anyone can claim. Personal and church property was confiscated, homes and crops burned, women raped, people killed, because of the government bringing its full force down on them over the polygamy issue.
I don't want it because I actually want reparations. I'd want it because the left will shriek about it, and have to explain why black Americans have claims for it but not Mormons. I would love to see them try and do the mental gymnastics.
Posted by: LizLem at October 26, 2026 02:10 PM (Toos7)
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174 I'm much less concerned since I did read somewhere that if the Dems win, he's just going to veto everything until they deal.
The dems versus President Trump...
There's a polymarket bet...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 02:09 PM (Sco7b)
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Dems were never going to get the Senate. The map is just impossible for them this year.
And, no matter what Congress does, DOJ, DOW, DOS,and DHS continue unabated. It's not like the MIC will let a Democrat majority threaten their applecarts, and DHS is fully funded and appropriated through 2028.
Republicans won Congress against Obama and were able to stop precisely nothing. He had his pen and phone. And it's gotten more in favor of the executive over the last few years.
The dems versus President Trump...
There's a polymarket bet...
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 26, 2026 02:09 PM (Sco7b)
========
Dems were never going to get the Senate. The map is just impossible for them this year.
And, no matter what Congress does, DOJ, DOW, DOS,and DHS continue unabated. It's not like the MIC will let a Democrat majority threaten their applecarts, and DHS is fully funded and appropriated through 2028.
Republicans won Congress against Obama and were able to stop precisely nothing. He had his pen and phone. And it's gotten more in favor of the executive over the last few years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 26, 2026 02:11 PM (AutN8)
182
I could imagine Musk putting $5 million in an offshore bank account under the name of "Ilhan Nur" and having the bank reach out to "Ilhan Omar"
... and a good time was had by all
... and a good time was had by all
Posted by: SMOD at October 26, 2026 02:11 PM (RHGPo)
183
150 You don't want to go to Papua New Guinea."
True Dat.
/Michael Rockefeller
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (pfXMo)
He told a native to "Eat Me" and he did...
True Dat.
/Michael Rockefeller
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 02:01 PM (pfXMo)
He told a native to "Eat Me" and he did...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2026 02:11 PM (x0n13)
184
betting markets say James Talarico is poised to be the next supreme warlord of Mogadishu.
So, upcoming from Netflix, "Black Cock Down: The James Talarico Story"?
So, upcoming from Netflix, "Black Cock Down: The James Talarico Story"?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 26, 2026 02:12 PM (2ocoG)
185
Kamala attempts to articulate the value of talking to children.
It doesn't go well:
"I mean, if you have the chance in whatever your, you know, your circle of life to just, you know, talk to like an eight year old, that's one of the best things, you know, someone who just has that twinkle."
"It hasn't been, you know, they haven't they they have the twinkle. They believe in, in all. And they're curious and - Oh, that gives me joy just because, you know, there is something I think about, looking at children to remind us of our natural nature, who we actually it is our nature, our - There is something about that."
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This was said at a 'reproductive rights' event. The irony here is next level.
She somehow keeps managing to get worse at this.
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Death to twinkles!
It doesn't go well:
"I mean, if you have the chance in whatever your, you know, your circle of life to just, you know, talk to like an eight year old, that's one of the best things, you know, someone who just has that twinkle."
"It hasn't been, you know, they haven't they they have the twinkle. They believe in, in all. And they're curious and - Oh, that gives me joy just because, you know, there is something I think about, looking at children to remind us of our natural nature, who we actually it is our nature, our - There is something about that."
-
This was said at a 'reproductive rights' event. The irony here is next level.
She somehow keeps managing to get worse at this.
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Death to twinkles!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 26, 2026 02:12 PM (ndZc7)
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