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The Morning Report — 10/26 /26

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Good morning kids. In a free-wheeling and wide-ranging discussion, that is our signature style of ranting, raving and yammering about the news of the day on the latest edition of the podcast linked here as well as in the sidebar and at the popular outlets listed at the bottom of the post, of course the massive rioting in France now spreading to other parts of Europe might and could very well erupt over here in America, especially with the absolutely crucial midterm elections now a scant week away and with the totally secure, safe and sane early voting well under way across the nation. what a pathetic and sick joke that is, but it's yet another signpost that America as founded and the civil society as it had been intended is fading fast.

And yet, despite Western Europe and Civilization as it had been advancing for several thousand years is in flames courtesy of suicidal Leftism and Homicidal Islam, somehow in spite of it all America is still clinging on to a life raft as the waves do their best to swamp and drown us. Well despite the fake polling


The Scamsters Unveiled: In August and this month, four different polling outfits were exposed for fabricating data.

. . . .and so this expected so-called Blue Wave (puns and metaphors flying free here), there seems to be trouble in workers paradise. One big and kind of surprising item comes from Leftist and Muslim dominated Michigan:

Dems Hit Panic Button As El-Sayed’s Black Voter Problems Remain Problematic. . . “…everybody you talk to on the ground there says there is a very worrying problem with the black vote in Detroit. And I have not seen many Democrats win a state like Michigan where the black vote does not turn out.”

Well is it just Michigan, where I fully expect Whitmer/Nessel/Benson to fire up the fraud machine... and is their seeming panic justified or what's really going on here? Well, what will the Democrats do? As the Sanford Townsend band sang in 1977 The Smoke From a Distant Fire, might very well be heading this way, regardless of a blue wave, or to ensure one!

Because while the violence across Europe has been described as “student protests,” it is anything but that. In fact, it’s a calculated effort by highly organized and well-financed extreme left groups to sow anarchy across Western civilization.

Here in the U.S., the hard-left Democrat Party has all but declared it’s no longer a party of working-class people and middle-class taxpayers. It’s dominated by the Democratic Socialists of America and closely allied and networked with the global movement to destroy capitalism and impose socialism.

An exaggeration? Nope.

According to “DataRepublican,” a well-known data-crunching online influencer who previously worked as an analyst for the Pentagon, the Democratic Socialists of America have plans for all of us. She cites literally “thousands of new transcripts and hundreds of recordings” showing what those plans are.

Arm yourself to the teeth, my friends. Hope for the best but prepare for the worst.On these and all the other cheery notes, including the lastest in the ongoing flea circus of the BRO-FO Omar chronicles . . .

Where is William of Occam when you need him? The celebrated author of “Occam’s Razor”—Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem—would be a useful chap to have around when trying to understand The Case of Ilhan. The hijab-clad, Trump-and-America-hating, Somali-born woman who has been representing Minnesota’s 5th congressional district since January 3, 2019, is everywhere in the news. The proximate cause of this new interest was the October 12 pre-dawn search of Ilhan’s Washington, D.C., home by Homeland Security Investigations. The search took about five hours and yielded a number of potentially interesting items, including cell phones, personal computers, notebooks, and her passport.

That DHSI raid was an eyebrow-raising event. But really, at this point, the news was almost superfluous. Indeed, we have had Ilhan’s number at least since 2016, back when she was running for a seat in Minnesota’s state government. It was then that Powerline’s Scott Johnson first polished his magnifying glass and began, terrier-like, to follow the trail of this incestuous fraudster. Johnson recently released a compilation of research, originally put together by David Steinberg and published on X, about Ilhan. Their work was supplemented in 2020 with an excellent book by Benjamin Weingarten called American Ingrate.

And with that we still have bullshit like this to contend with:

The FBI arrested a CIA contractor Friday for allegedly leaking highly classified national defense information to a romantic partner who operated an online publication known for publishing sensitive government intelligence.

Ian A. Brinksman, 42, of Washington, D.C., faces federal charges of unlawfully transmitting national defense information following a search of his residence.

According to a criminal complaint, Brinksman allegedly accessed sensitive intelligence outside his official responsibilities and provided it to an individual who published classified material on Substack.

Attorney General Todd Blanche condemned the alleged breach, emphasizing the Trump administration’s commitment to protecting America’s national security secrets.


Oh thank goodness we have committed professionals who have our backs But of course after the President himself enemy of the people #2 is Pete Hegseth! Before I develop an aneurysm let me nevertheless wish you all to
have a good day.

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1 Early

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at October 26, 2026 07:01 AM (jFCkp)

2 Early and often!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:03 AM (D8hst)

3 I SWEAR we should have a sep thread to track DAVE in FL's X account and the responses to his election threads! Some good stuff in there, lots of monkies flinging poo but I kind of agree with him.

Also, that Brazil election was some stolen shit. Commies coming hard.

Posted by: GigantorX at October 26, 2026 07:03 AM (YU8Xa)

4 G'mornin' JJ, and everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 26, 2026 07:05 AM (VyBeY)

5 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 07:09 AM (u82oZ)

6 Mandy Patinkin has earned every bit of the loathing he is receiving on X. One post compared his endorsement of the al-Qaeda Guy to "Queers For Palestine" in ridiculous self-hate, and I think that;s right.
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Gad Saad
@GadSaad
Here we go:

@PatinkinMandy
is a Self-Loathing Degenerate, Lobotomized Wood Cricket Jew.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:09 AM (D8hst)

7 Good morning, Horde!

Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 07:13 AM (BpO1e)

8 President Trump told the crowd that he was “saddened to hear” that one of his “favorite congresspeople, a person I have tremendous respect for” was being prosecuted for these crimes. After a rich description of Somalia, with particular reference to its major industry (“committing acts of piracy” along with a brief précis of Omar’s career, the President concluded by saying, “Since Ilhan used a fake name, she must immediately resign from Congress… The Dumocrat party has just conceded the seat of the former Ilhan Omar, from the lovely country of Somalia.”
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Trump is a stand up comic President.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:14 AM (D8hst)

9 Good morning! Time to walk and pray, then job-search until that interview is coordinated. Then I'll know what day(s) to schedule for subbing.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 26, 2026 07:14 AM (aJQbY)

10 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 07:16 AM (RORbl)

11 Thank you, JJ

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2026 07:18 AM (iMotb)

12 I noted JJ in the old thread but everybody is already here, I see.

Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at October 26, 2026 07:18 AM (igCg8)

13 Everything in the media and polling is fake, an op and gay.

Posted by: The Truth In A Nutsack at October 26, 2026 07:18 AM (8EQTH)

14 @PatinkinMandy
is a Self-Loathing Degenerate, Lobotomized Wood Cricket Jew.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:09 AM (D8hst)


Self-Gassing Pitchman for new improved Zyklon C-Z!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 26, 2026 07:18 AM (x0n13)

15 Willowed:

That was quick!

Vacation over:

https://tinyurl.com/4pmt8h6w

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 26, 2026 07:19 AM (RkR9o)

16 Macron retreating as a crown yells Alahu Snackbar! at his car is a great encapsulation of France today. Macron thinks it's "just another protest", the idiot.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:22 AM (D8hst)

17 Trump builds a beautiful ballroom for the benefit of the whole nation. The Dogeater builds a giant concrete trash can for the benefit of Valerie Jarrett

Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 07:22 AM (MWfyi)

18
Willowed

We are rapidly headed towards a society where no one understands how anything works

Our "leaders" have long been in that state. We've gone from a society where people used to have productive careers before going, briefly, into politics to the European one where there's a pipeline from university to staffer/NGO to entrenched political office.

None has been on a farm, or in a production plant, or an assembly line. They have no idea where things come from, how things are produced, or how things get from A to B. They know the levers of politics, otherwise nothing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 07:23 AM (eRlcH)

19 Bolsonaro put out a statement saying he rejects the election results and will ask the election to be annulled.

Posted by: StefanH at October 26, 2026 07:23 AM (K2flp)

20 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Had fun in Texas, but it would have been even more fun if you both had attended.

I came up with a new idea. I stuffed a dollar bill in the apron on the Bacon Wench. For a good cause.
Not something I did in the Service.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 07:24 AM (u82oZ)

21 Birthday status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at October 26, 2026 07:26 AM (8r0td)

22 Salty...

We wished we could have made it, but......

life got in the way this year.

So we try for next year.


And I'm certain that apron stuffing could become an annual event.

May need to bring a bunch with us next year.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2026 07:26 AM (iMotb)

23 "None has been on a farm, or in a production plant, or an assembly line."

It's increasing becoming a challenge to rake leaves without AI.

Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 07:27 AM (MWfyi)

24 Not that any politicians rake leaves. They have illegals to do that.

Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 07:28 AM (MWfyi)

25 The Neil Gehrels Swift Observatory was launched in 2004 at an initial cost of $250 million. The observatory's greatest achievements have mostly concerned electromagnetic and gravitational research, though it's telescopes also captured a number of singular events in deep space, like the 2022 "Brightest Of All Time" burst of light from a star implosion. (thanks to Grok for the info).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:30 AM (l6BsO)

26 Why do people keep sticking their dick in my mouth?

Posted by: Pawl at October 26, 2026 07:30 AM (MWfyi)

27
I might add that the complete and utter real-world ignorance of our "leaders" in no way stops them from implementing programs so illogical and impossible of success that anyone with a scintilla of common sense would be horrified were they to study them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 07:30 AM (eRlcH)

28 Anyone see the new and improved, I'm guessing Ozempic made, Fanni Willis?
https://tinyurl.com/mr9tacbd
I love this story so much. The icing on the cake is registering her address as Trump Tower.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 26, 2026 07:30 AM (2NHgQ)

29 "The Little Tin Gods, Part One"

Good article J.J., thanks. Not news to most of us here, but a good summary to give to those who don't see the pattern.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 26, 2026 07:31 AM (O7YUW)

30 we should have a sep thread to track DAVE in FL's X account
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He has an X stream going? Where is it?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:32 AM (l6BsO)

31 Brazil has duplicated the US 2020 election.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 26, 2026 07:33 AM (0U5gm)

32 > We are rapidly headed towards a society where no one understands how anything works
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I fear this is already well on its way to becoming reality. We had a vehicle in the shop early in the year with transmission issues. There's one tech for the 2 or 3 Ford dealers in the area qualified to work on it. It took 3 weeks to fix.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 07:33 AM (RORbl)

33 None has been on a farm, or in a production plant, or an assembly line. They have no idea where things come from, how things are produced, or how things get from A to B. They know the levers of politics, otherwise nothing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 07:23 AM (eRlcH)
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They have NO idea of the sheer complexity of modern technology that allows our society to function at all.

When it comes crashing down, they still won't have any idea of what happened and will never, ever be able to rebuild society in any meaningful way, despite their lofty claims.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 07:34 AM (FZ29D)

34 I do believe it is time for the morning walk.


BBIAB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 26, 2026 07:35 AM (iMotb)

35 Thank you JJ.

I’m starting to have a better feel about these midterms; especially the senate. The polls are getting closer with the GOP having the momentum. Or maybe the summer polls were just frauds.

A tinge of caution… every single race it seems is close; too close for comfort

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 07:37 AM (0Jm0d)

36 Brazil should be proud of their election lol! what they should not be proud of is the counting process and the 2 hour polling locations for pro Da Silva precincts and the like. Raise your hand if you thought this is exactly what they would do.

Posted by: paulnjax at October 26, 2026 07:37 AM (PPnyU)

37 Morning all. What fresh hell awaits?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 26, 2026 07:37 AM (bar5X)

38 The DSA Plans To Incite Nationwide Violence Ahead Of 2028 Election

So "Fiery But Mostly Peaceful" insurrection.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 07:38 AM (BpO1e)

39 I have no doubt the Left is marshaling its forces for street violence and looks to extend their Euro play to North America.

But, hopefully the Trump administration has this under control, this time around. I think it probably does - "make sure to vote correctly in November, and then we'll tell our paramilitaries to stand down and quit burning everything" is their main campaign tactic these days, and they haven't been able to pull it off this year, so they're clearly on the back heel in that regard.

We'll see.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 07:40 AM (BI5O2)

40 Nascar should use pedal cars. It would be a lot more exciting.

Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 07:40 AM (MWfyi)

41 The best part would be when they get to the high bank and fall over, like Artie on a tricycle.

Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 07:41 AM (MWfyi)

42 When it comes crashing down, they still won't have any idea of what happened and will never, ever be able to rebuild society in any meaningful way, despite their lofty claims.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 26, 2026 07:34 AM (FZ29D)

I don't know how it works, where it goes or how it is grown, but I drive my Tesla to drop off my recyclables while drinking my double grande mocha choka latte after I mail in my voting ballot marked straight democrats.

Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, democrat scold and busybody at October 26, 2026 07:42 AM (8EQTH)

43 Brazil has done this election nonsense in the past. IIRC, Bolsanaro was in office running for reelection (6?) years ago and they stole the election from him and then threw him in jail? Maybe my memory is bad. I’m just surprised he was allowed to run again…. Why he expected a different result who knows

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 07:43 AM (0Jm0d)

44 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
·
Oct 26, 2016
Happy birthday to this future president.
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Happy 10th Anniversary!! 🖕

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 07:46 AM (RORbl)

45 What is Dave in Fl's X handle?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 26, 2026 07:46 AM (LOvBA)

46 @PatinkinMandy
is a Self-Loathing Degenerate, Lobotomized Wood Cricket Jew.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:09 AM (D8hst)


Self-Gassing Pitchman for new improved Zyklon C-Z!

--

He can be their Zyklon ShamWow mascot! Think of the funny commercials he could make.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 26, 2026 07:47 AM (qBdHI)

47 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Inconceivable.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

48 "Don't try that shit in a small town."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 26, 2026 07:48 AM (LOvBA)

49 Sorry, not a Dave in FL stream....just a few of his election threads on X. They are some HOT TAMALES!

Also, I'm in IL, and getting a kick out of Fat Fucks Political ads.

Prices on the rise due to trump! I, JB Fat Fat Fuck, am fighting to lower costs! By capping Insulin prices and doubling the state child tax credit!

What an asshole he's dumped us with another yearly round of tax/fee hikes. Every year same thing. But he's fighting for me


We have no GOP in the state, not legit at least. Bailey and his campaign are funded by JB cut outs.

Ugh.

Posted by: GigantorX at October 26, 2026 07:49 AM (YU8Xa)

50 There is no way talerico is going to win in Texas. republicans are outvoting democrats in early voting which has never happened before.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 26, 2026 07:52 AM (I43vL)

51 I have no doubt the Left is marshaling its forces for street violence and looks to extend their Euro play to North America.

--

Something very planned, and very wicked is underfoot throughout Europe; it's plain to see. I know it's been talked about so much the last week, but DataRepublican's uncovered research has been really scaring the heck out of me. And this diabolical chaos is being planned for here as well. Has the exposure harmed their mission? We're talking about extremely determined, rabid animals here. Both those "elites" unfolding all of this, as well as the foot soldier useful idiots.

One thing seems clear. The switch has been flipped to ACTIVATE and they are playing their plans out right now.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 26, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI)

52 This is behind the Bloomberg paywall, so apologies for that if you do not subscribe, but a prominent business economist says he thinks there has been zero measurable pay off from AI in productivity and he doubts there ever will be.

He completely discounts all the great deep fake video being made!

https://tinyurl.com/msdwckmh

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 07:53 AM (ALmBW)

53 Our side wants flying cars and Martian colonies.

Their side wants free hormones for trannies while imprisoning the world in communism.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 07:54 AM (3cUTc)

54 Lady in Black

As a "what if", can the US Government shut down over the air Operations Orders from broadcast firms using the FCC, and stop internet and Signal traffic to and from know activists?

Someone in government knows who they are.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

55 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 08:00 AM (RIvkX)

56 The DSA Plans To Incite Nationwide Violence Ahead Of 2028 Election

As I have said before, the left will never forgive Trump for beating Hillary.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 08:00 AM (BpO1e)

57 Huck Follywood

You mean like this:
https://tinyurl.com/37xywm93

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

58 Trump's new license plate: https://tinyurl.com/4cueveev

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 26, 2026 08:01 AM (M0I1r)

59 If a couple Internet sleuths can uncover, and document a well funded and well organized group bent on overthrowing the current US government, I'd be willing to bet the Trump administration knows about it too.

Since they were exposed, I'm surprised they haven't been "black bagged" and shunted off to GITMO.

And the one's with the money to finance all this shit buried in a box somewhere remote.

It's a horrible missed chance if "nothing happens."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 08:02 AM (RORbl)

60 According to “DataRepublican,” a well-known data-crunching online influencer who previously worked as an analyst for the Pentagon, the Democratic Socialists of America have plans for all of us. She cites literally “thousands of new transcripts and hundreds of recordings” showing what those plans are.
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I've been working my way through this. Very disturbing so much of government, local, state, and federal is in the hands of people who LIED when they took their oath of office.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 08:03 AM (RIvkX)

61 Good morning!

The DSA Plans To Incite Nationwide Violence Ahead Of 2028 Election

I'm gonna find one of those coffee cups with the smiling housewife saying 'They're doing it again because you didn't hang them last time'.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 26, 2026 08:03 AM (3Ope8)

62 The funniest thing on X right now is the lefty "seminar callers"

So many posts, variations of "I'm a lifelong Republican, voted for [insert known conservative] but this year, I voted all Democrats"
Some add to it and will give lefty talking points as reasons; Iran, gas, rule of law, etc.

They think that works because they don't know any actual conservatives.

I'd note that Talarico has two types of ads1) to convince R not to vote Paxton (corruption) and 2) convince moderate / liberal R to vote for him (centrist).
They don't know R voters, they know what they think are R voters

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 08:04 AM (3cUTc)

63 Is Hamas ‘Palestinian’? Or Egyptian?
==

Ya know how they say there is no such thing as a stupid question?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 08:05 AM (RIvkX)

64 You mean like this:
https://tinyurl.com/37xywm93
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)
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Genius! Loved that.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 08:05 AM (jyC3p)

65 Starfleet Man

those AI chicks are hot

Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 08:05 AM (ZxPkt)

66 57>> Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

Awesome!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 26, 2026 08:06 AM (3Ope8)

67 So many posts, variations of "I'm a lifelong Republican, voted for [insert known conservative] but this year, I voted all Democrats"
Some add to it and will give lefty talking points as reasons; Iran, gas, rule of law, etc.
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Karl Rove!

Btw, when is he going to finally come out of the closet?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 08:07 AM (jyC3p)

68 It just another Merlot Monday.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at October 26, 2026 08:07 AM (8r0td)

69 - @51 Lady in Black

Do not let the enemy put fear into your heart. When that begins to happen remind yourself Who it is that is in control of it all.

Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 26, 2026 08:08 AM (ix5nG)

70 I’m just surprised he was allowed to run again…. Why he expected a different result who knows
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 07:43 AM (0Jm0d)

This time it’s Bolsonaro Jr. running. And the fraud was so blatant that it’s unlikely this will stand. The election is hopelessly tainted, I would not be surprised if it comes down to which side the army agrees to back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 08:08 AM (jTKPp)

71 Apparently the Hawaiian Judges get around …..Brazilian Supreme Court judge who had been Lula’s personal attorney — with NO basis in Brazilian law or in its entire history—-issued an order to keep the Lula leaning voting districts open for 2 hours more after the hard 5 pm stop-voting deadline. Meanwhile , the Bolsanoro leaning voting precincts had stopped voting ,as required, at 5pm.
Lula scored a ‘victory” which Bolsanaro is refusing to acknowledge.
Spicy Brazilian future ahead.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 26, 2026 08:09 AM (FCPbW)

72 64 You mean like this:
https://tinyurl.com/37xywm93
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)
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Genius! Loved that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 08:05 AM (jyC3p)

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AI is making progress, but the characters' eyes are still sort of lifess. A lot of staring blankly while singing.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 26, 2026 08:09 AM (M0I1r)

73 TeeJ, I hold onto that 24/7. It is my unfailing comfort when it feels like everything, politically, is spiraling out of control and headed for dark places.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 26, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)

74 lifeless

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 26, 2026 08:10 AM (M0I1r)

75 I have no doubt the Left is marshaling its forces for street violence and looks to extend their Euro play to North America.
======

Shoot every last one.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)

76 Good morning Horde thx JJ. Hope you had a good weekend
Happy Monday.
Reading about the fake polling orgs you really want to say "no shit Sherlock".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 26, 2026 08:10 AM (h7zKj)

77 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 26, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e)

78 59 If a couple Internet sleuths can uncover, and document a well funded and well organized group bent on overthrowing the current US government, I'd be willing to bet the Trump administration knows about it too.

The problem is that we have a lot of people in those positions of power who despise the President and are perfectly fine with being The Resistance™.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 08:10 AM (BpO1e)

79 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at October 26, 2026 08:12 AM (53oGX)

80 Oh no the radical leftists are going to burn their cities? OH NO!

anyway...

Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 08:14 AM (MWfyi)

81 A rare spot of good news from British Columbia, of all places. Their liberal PM called an early election to add to his thin majority, he thought. Conservative Party won in a 2-1 shocker, PM resigned yesterday. First conservative government in BC in 98 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 08:14 AM (jTKPp)

82 Attention poll troll: The polls are fake, literally.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 08:14 AM (RIvkX)

83 The notable lack of election riots in the US this summer and fall... It's definitely a dog that didn't bark. It's become a reliable, clockwork political development, and I think there are two reasons why the Democrat violence machine seized up in '26.

1.) Trump's disruption of various financing schemes. USAID, entitlement money laundering, etc. They haven't had time to rebuild the funding networks that pay for the mobilizations, trap houses, weapons, bail funds, and bribes to police forces.

2.) A self-own by their media organs. Unlike in prior years, force is met with force, though on a tiny scale. We saw several instances where their young thugs got what they deserve - gunshots to the head. They'd have done well to ignore this. But they didn't.

They attempted to martyr these shitsticks, and shouted from the rooftops about it. Worse yet, these dead Communists were from their core recruiting base - affluent white young people. I think this had a deterrent rather than galvanizing effect. They basically advertised to the rank and file that this isn't a cost-free exercise, and you could well be taking a trip to a graveyard instead of to a smiling, friendly DA.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 08:14 AM (BI5O2)

84 And I have not seen many Democrats win a state like Michigan where the black vote does not turn out."

Hmmm. Sounds "rayciss", no?

Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:14 AM (pfXMo)

85 The problem is that we have a lot of people in those positions of power who despise the President and are perfectly fine with being The Resistance™.
Posted by: NR Pax

The other problem is they are completely comfortable doing this.

They've deduced that nobody will do anything to stop them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 08:16 AM (r2Icn)

86 They've deduced that nobody will do anything to stop them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Pardon my cynicism but there's a good reason for that.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 08:16 AM (BpO1e)

87 >> If a couple Internet sleuths can uncover, and document a well funded and well organized group bent on overthrowing the current US government, I'd be willing to bet the Trump administration knows about it too.
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The problem is that we have a lot of people in those positions of power who despise the President and are perfectly fine with being The Resistance™.

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Yeah... I do wonder if anyone in the intelligence community alerted the admin about it. If they're learning about it from DataRepublican (who was a "special government employee" for a period of time) and not... say CIA director.....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 08:16 AM (RORbl)

88 “Every Jewish New Yorker is feeling the rise of hate in our city and in our state”

I have an idea: Quit voting for Muslims and their sycophant politicians.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 08:17 AM (PVBkQ)

89 "Votes." That's cute.

Posted by: Dominion Systems at October 26, 2026 08:17 AM (8r0td)

90 Some helpful thoughts on not worrying by St. Padre Pio:

https://tinyurl.com/y4h4ppsj

Also, he was around before the internet, but I'd expect he might say "Takemuch time off of it."
I was on it twice yesterday to look up some facts.
New news. No politics. Just church yesterday and a nice walk in the beauty of nature and reading the Bible and other devotional literature .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 26, 2026 08:18 AM (JrHfD)

91 "Rioters Storm Colosseum in Rome"

Let them all in and bar the door. Then let the archers have their way with them.

Posted by: fd at October 26, 2026 08:18 AM (MWfyi)

92 Today Is National Pumpkin Day. 🎃

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2026 08:19 AM (wzaBj)

93 They've deduced that nobody will do anything to stop them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 08:16 AM


Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at October 26, 2026 08:19 AM (8r0td)

94 I SWEAR we should have a sep thread to track DAVE in FL's X account and the responses to his election threads!

What is DAVE in FL's X account?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 26, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e)

95 Oh, I suspect "DataRepublican," etc. are being tipped off by the administration.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 26, 2026 08:20 AM (BI5O2)

96 I have no doubt the Left is marshaling its forces for street violence and looks to extend their Euro play to North America."

Without serious funding, it ain't gonna happen.

"Rioting" takes a lot of resources. A metric shiite tonne or more, especially when trying to cover a lot of (literal) ground. The "usual suspects" of sponsoring idiots simply won't blow the cheese on this w/o the US Taxpayer footing the major bills. As long as that resource is out, they're just not going to happen. IMO, the hardcore leftist idiots like DoughyMcGovernor don't fully realize that...

Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:20 AM (pfXMo)

97 Happy Mpnday!


>>The Scamsters Unveiled: In August and this month, four different polling outfits were exposed for fabricating data.

Given that the polls are generally in alignment, is there not just fabrication, but coordination? Or is it that they sorta follow each other to look legit?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:20 AM (rOKnE)

98 > "Rioters Storm Colosseum in Rome"

Let them all in and bar the door. Then let the archers have their way with them.

Posted by: fd

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steal some big cats from the local zoo, turn them loose in the arena

hilarity ensues

Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 08:21 AM (ZxPkt)

99 >>Today Is National Pumpkin Day. 🎃


Oh my gourd!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:22 AM (rOKnE)

100 Neil Bush came out and said as a dedicated Bush Family Republican, he was voting for Talerico. (No surprise)

I think the entire State knows that the only reason Paxton ever faced impeachment in the Texas House was because the Bush Family machine, which still controlled the Texas House, swore bloody revenge on Paxton for ending the political career of their golden boy, George P. Bush. And that’s why the Texas Senate, which was NOT under the control of the Bush Family machine, laughed it out of existence just a few hours after getting it.

Anyway the Bush Family is now dead in Texas politics.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 08:22 AM (jTKPp)

101 fd

The ending of the Nika Riots gave the Eastern Roman Empire almost another 800 years of existence.

TLDR: The Roman Army under Belisarius killed the rioters and the leaders of the riots.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)

102 The Roman Colosseum still has a door?

Posted by: Who knew at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (8r0td)

103 Anyway the Bush Family is now dead in Texas politics.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 08:22 AM (jTKPp)
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Bye, Felicia!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (RIvkX)

104 The officiating in both the NFL and college football is so shitty it makes one wonder about the legitimacy of all the games. Gambling is king these days

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (0Jm0d)

105 >>>Today Is National Pumpkin Day. 🎃


Oh my gourd!

Posted by: Lizzy
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Orange you so happy?

Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)

106 So many posts, variations of "I'm a lifelong Republican, voted for [insert known conservative] but this year, I voted all Democrats"

Who was claiming this? The Bush Klan?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 08:24 AM (9Hs2w)

107 steal some big cats from the local zoo, turn them loose in the arena

hilarity ensues
Posted by: Don Black

Scipio Africanus!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 08:24 AM (r2Icn)

108 100 Neil Bush came out and said as a dedicated Bush Family Republican, he was voting for Talerico. (No surprise)
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Please clap.

Posted by: Jeb! at October 26, 2026 08:25 AM (8r0td)

109 Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.

Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 08:25 AM (77rzZ)

110 "The ending of the Nika Riots gave the Eastern Roman Empire almost another 800 years of existence."
+++++++

They were mostly peaceful.

Posted by: The ancient Italian media at October 26, 2026 08:26 AM (8r0td)

111 >Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (0Jm0d)
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Cam Skattebo of the NYGiants was flagged for unnecessary roughness on a running play

he's the ball carrier FFS

Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 08:26 AM (ZxPkt)

112 >>Orange you so happy?

Yes! What a smashing idea to celebrate pumpkins.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:27 AM (rOKnE)

113 Anyway the Bush Family is now dead in Texas politics."

What's left of the machine still exists in Harris county...

"The officiating in both the NFL and college football is so shitty it makes one wonder about the legitimacy of all the games. Gambling is king these days"

Online "gaming" and "prediction markets" run all large scale sports operations now.

Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:27 AM (pfXMo)

114 Pro and big college sports have been rigged through the officiating for a very, very long time. It's simply becoming more visible now.

Posted by: davidt at October 26, 2026 08:30 AM (Q+gd/)

115 There's a podcast?

Posted by: Beltone Bill at October 26, 2026 08:30 AM (EdP2u)

116 >>Without serious funding, it ain't gonna happen.

Then as I have been urging over the last week you should read the stuff DataRepublican is posting. Also, check out the stuff Fox News reporter Asra Normani has been reporting specifically about the funding of the various groups operating in Europe and here. They have access to lots of money.

This is an international effort not just a US. I also suspect DR is getting at least some of things she is posting from the feds but it is still important that as many people as possible understand what is happening. It's a color revolution at the core not just random riots. Color revolutions are largely psyops. Know it before it happens and the psyop is less effective.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 08:31 AM (viF8m)

117 he's the ball carrier FFS
Posted by: Don Black

So? Ball carriers aren't allowed to grab someone's face mask. He was charged with hitting helmet to helmet. Now, the specifics of that play are debateable, but if a player cannot do helmet-to-helmet, there's no reason why it can't apply to the ball carrier.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 26, 2026 08:31 AM (Fv808)

118 >>Neil Bush came out and said as a dedicated Bush Family Republican, he was voting for Talerico.


Neil Bush. NEIL.
The one who skipped politics and instead got into scammy banking -- that Bush? I have no idea what he's done or been since then, and we're supposed to care what the Billy Carty/Roger Clinton member of the Bush clan thinks about the 2026 TX Senate race?

Yeah, that Talerico dude is totally gonna win!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:31 AM (rOKnE)

119 And,
It's National Chicken Fried Steak Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2026 08:32 AM (wzaBj)

120 Online "gaming" and "prediction markets" run all large scale sports operations now.

What kind of an idiot bets on college or nfl football games?

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at October 26, 2026 08:33 AM (8EQTH)

121 Estelle Costanza

Desperate and impoverished idiots with no impulse control. Who wonder why life passes them by.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ)

122 This is an international effort not just a US... It's a color revolution at the core not just random riots. Color revolutions are largely psyops. Know it before it happens and the psyop is less effective.

I'll believe the existential seriousness of it when the perps are thoroughly doxxed. PII, patterns of life, bank accounts, friends, acquaintances, the guy who made his sandwich, etc.

It does damned little good to scare the sheep and not point the sheepdogs to where the threat is.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 08:37 AM (a6PrB)

123 100 Neil Bush came out and said as a dedicated Bush Family Republican, he was voting for Talerico. (No surprise)
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Please clap.
Posted by: Jeb! at October 26, 2026 08:25 AM (8r0td)
******
Well, then I'm sure they'll both be happy to celebrate National Transgender Children Day, which happens to also be today.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 26, 2026 08:37 AM (wzaBj)

124 Aaaaand now there's this:

@InsiderWire
#BREAKING: Ex-Somaliland minister says Ilhan Omar leaked Congress meeting info to Somali leaders.



Drip, drip, drip. Each day new revelations are leaked. . .

Speaker Johnson must act, at minimum remove her from her Committees until this can be investigated,

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:38 AM (rOKnE)

125 Christian Toto: Veteran Jewish actor makes incomprehensible plea for far-Left Michigan pol

Democracy...he keeps using that word. I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 08:39 AM (bFu5X)

126 Good morning!

Posted by: gp at October 26, 2026 08:39 AM (Jr5Lq)

127 Online "gaming" and "prediction markets" run all large scale sports operations now.
Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:27 AM (pfXMo)

People forgot that there have been periods in this country when gambling was widespread and popular - late 19th century, for example. What always happens is that the gambling becomes so corrupt that it always destroys whatever sport or happening it’s involved with. And eventually everyone is disgusted by the results that’s it’s banned completely for the next 2 or 3 generations; until people say “well maybe it will work out this time”.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 08:39 AM (jTKPp)

128 Community Notes

Can the current Treasury Department secretly take those funds, and apply them to the debt? Not concerned with legality here, but could all that money that will be used for our destruction go to a good cause?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:39 AM (u82oZ)

129 >>It does damned little good to scare the sheep and not point the sheepdogs to where the threat is.

There's some of that in there too. Pritzker is involved. Newsom is likely involved. Other Democrat governors as well.

It does even less good to pretend nothing is happening. Not all the dots are connected but enough so you can recognize the pattern.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 08:39 AM (viF8m)

130 They have access to lots of money.

True, but they don't play unless there's OPM (one of the cardinal rules of wealth that even the heirs comprehend).

Without the backstop of US monies ($40 Trillion in Debt)..

... an aside... think on that. 40 Trillions. The top 10 Petro net income for '25 was (IIRC) around 250 Billion or so. The US Taxpayers' monies could swamp that without noticing...

Anyway, that's real money. And it ain't there no more (at least for now)

Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:41 AM (pfXMo)

131 105 >>>Today Is National Pumpkin Day. 🎃


Oh my gourd!

Posted by: Lizzy
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Orange you so happy?
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)
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Izzit possible to squash these puns?

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 26, 2026 08:41 AM (JNTt1)

132 Online "gaming" and "prediction markets" run all large scale sports operations now.

Don't forget Elections too. The extra added bonus is that spectators can watch the game unfold and see exactly which official is following the script. But elections, we never see the real score and the live play-action is all myth, bullshit and lies.

So pretend states like California or Arizona declare by fiat what the end score is which is vaguely know at the bell, but the final calculation of the score is done through bribes, threats, lawsuits, "judge" shenanigans, and pay-offs in the ensuing hours, days and weeks before a "score" is announced.

Elections are thus fake and pretend, and we are just supposed to go along with the coup d'etat that is obviously being played before our eyes.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 08:42 AM (nAS9C)

133 JackStraw

I nominate you for our modern day Ragnar Danneskjöld.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:43 AM (u82oZ)

134 Pro and big college sports have been rigged through the officiating for a very, very long time. It's simply becoming more visible now.
Posted by: davidt

***

I happened to watch some of the Packers/Lions game last night. There was a long string of absolutely horrible calls against the Packers. Even Tom Brady, one of the announcers, called them horrible. Don't bet, don't follow odds, but got the feeling the officials were tipping everything in the Lions favor for some reason (I'm not a Packers or Lions fan).

Kept thinking they should've briefed Brady about the fix so he wouldn't be calling it out in frustration.

Posted by: Biergood at October 26, 2026 08:43 AM (PwgSL)

135 >>>Today Is National Pumpkin Day. 🎃


Oh my gourd!

Posted by: Lizzy
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Orange you so happy?
Posted by: Don Black at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)
========
Izzit possible to squash these puns?
Posted by: Bonecrusher

Let it die on the vine.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 08:44 AM (r2Icn)

136 JJS posted early and I slept until 8:20. Behind the 8-Ball here and sure to earn Hadrian's scorn.

Posted by: Rested, Pale, and Ready at October 26, 2026 08:44 AM (EdP2u)

137 National Pumpkin Day

I've got a knife.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ)

138 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

139 It's not over.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

140 Morn' all... I see the media has gotten their talking point... Trump is gonna cheat and try to steal the election. For a party that's supposed to be riding a blue wave they sure seem "concerned".

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 08:45 AM (+gK6I)

141 Still moving......didn't get it all completed over the 2 week span (with the TxMoMe sandwiched in between).

Temp home is packed to the gills, so there will be some trashing, I'm betting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 08:45 AM (ccf/V)

142 From JJs link:
More anti-family news: set to go into effect on November 1 is a bill passed by New York’s Democrat-controlled legislature that amends family court, domestic relations, and related statutes to replace terms such as “mother” and “father” with “gestating parent” and “non-gestating parent.” While such erasures of everyday biological sex distinctions seem comical and ridiculous, they are actually a very serious ideological strategy to eradicate the very definitions of male and female in order to render family relationships meaningless.


What do you call the gay men who have a baby through surrogacy? Or the non-bio parent in a polycule?

They've already been delegitimizing normal parentage with their deviant marriage unions, but now the language will be so bizarre you will have no idea if a kid is with an adult who has any bio or legal relationship to them. Which is how you enable child abuse.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:45 AM (rOKnE)

143 The funniest thing about the fake pollsters is that they were the ones that built the myth of "Talarico leads by 6!"

And then every other pollster basically adjusted their model until they came up with similar numbers "cause those guys must be correct."

And now that they're exposed, all of the pollsters are exposed.
But no one is talking about that.

While all the experts, especially Nate Silver, are like, "well we took those out of our aggregate and the average hasn't changed. So it's not a big deal."

That your "real" polls match the "fake" polls?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 26, 2026 08:46 AM (3cUTc)

144 Sponge, good to see you back!

Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ)

145 Pro and big college sports have been rigged through the officiating for a very, very long time. It's simply becoming more visible now.
Posted by: davidt
_________

I don't know that I'd go that far, but the missed offside call at the end of the Browns/Titans game yesterday was inexcusable. Dude moved a half second before the snap.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 26, 2026 08:47 AM (JzUSu)

146 “yet even angels, although they are stronger and more powerful, do not heap abuse on such beings when bringing judgment on them from the Lord.”

2 Peter 2:11

Posted by: Marcus T at October 26, 2026 08:47 AM (o2432)

147 Morn' all... I see the media has gotten their talking point... Trump is gonna cheat and try to steal the election."

Which is why OrangeManBad's play of "election security" is priceless - the Dims (overtly) complain of that, then turn around and complain of election shennanigans.

Only their truest of true believers put up with that...

Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:47 AM (pfXMo)

148 >>National Pumpkin Day
I've got a knife.


Yes!!

Posted by: Michael Meyers at October 26, 2026 08:47 AM (rOKnE)

149 Thanks Salty but that's an honor I don't deserve.

For those on X who are interested a group of former government intel officers are holding a Spaces talk tomorrow evening at 7 cst to discuss how to defeat a color revolution. Look for Mike Shelby's X account for details.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 08:48 AM (viF8m)

150 It is hard to say Gambler without the prefix-Degenerate.

Posted by: Roll Them Bones! at October 26, 2026 08:48 AM (EdP2u)

151 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 08:48 AM (bFu5X)

152 I happened to watch some of the Packers/Lions game last night. There was a long string of absolutely horrible calls against the Packers. Even Tom Brady, one of the announcers, called them horrible. Don't bet, don't follow odds, but got the feeling the officials were tipping everything in the Lions favor for some reason (I'm not a Packers or Lions fan).

Kept thinking they should've briefed Brady about the fix so he wouldn't be calling it out in frustration.
Posted by: Biergood at October 26, 2026 08:43 AM (PwgSL)

That game was a 3-ring circus of officiating. I don’t care for either team but I stared in amazement at clown call after clown call

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 08:48 AM (0Jm0d)

153 TLDR: The Roman Army under Belisarius killed the rioters and the leaders of the riots.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)

One of the best stories in history, I’d love to see it filmed. Justinian and his generals, including Belisarius, were terrified they’d lost the city and were preparing to flee the city by boat. Empress Theodora, wearing her royal garb, sat down on her throne in front of them all and declared “Purple is a good color to die in.”
Her courage and boldness shamed the men so much that they knew they couldn’t leave and had to fight back. The troops went out, sealed the doors to the great circus which was the heart of the riots and slaughtered 50,000 rioters with spear and sword.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 26, 2026 08:48 AM (jTKPp)

154 Those at the TxMoMe may remember there was an issue with our dog.......My SiL's dog and ours got into a tussle. Her dog is much bigger than ours, so ours took the brunt of the damage.

He's still in the vets office and after the last week, now has a 3x12 gap in his fir/skin where tissue was removed due to the fight and subsequent trashing of his back/shoulder area.

The vet graciously offered to keep and treat him while we moved, which is a Godsend since there's so much attention he needs with cleaning and bandage replacement.

Breaks......I can't seem to catch any.

We did early vote which is awesome for us as we close on Nov. 3rd.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

155
Speaker Johnson must act, at minimum remove her from her Committees until this can be investigated,


I seriously doubt that Johnson and most of Congress didn't already know this. The whole point and purpose of spending millions of dollars for a gig that pays under $200k is to broker insider information, secure or not, to the highest bidder.

Congress doesn't have to do anything, their real job is auctioning off America's wealth and sovereignty.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 08:49 AM (rgGn5)

156 The Federalist has compiled five of Thomas’ greatest opinions to commemorate his 35 years on the nation’s highest bench.

"But he's the black face of white supremacy and his wife flew a fascist flag!"

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 26, 2026 08:49 AM (BpO1e)

157 Sponge, good to see you back!
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 08:46 AM (77rzZ)



Thanks.

A quick pop in with updates as I've now got to catch up on work and all that......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

158 What do you call the gay men who have a baby through surrogacy?"

Three Men and a Baby.

"Or the non-bio parent in a polycule?"

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:49 AM (pfXMo)

159 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 26, 2026 08:48 AM (bFu5X)



*fistbump*

Feeling better?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 08:50 AM (ccf/V)

160
JJS posted early and I slept until 8:20. Behind the 8-Ball here and sure to earn Hadrian's scorn.
Posted by: Rested, Pale, and Ready at October 26, 2026 08:44 AM (EdP2u)


*roar of indignation*

8:20? Slugabed!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 08:51 AM (eRlcH)

161 Where canna a BAMA boy get me some dat officiating riggin? HELp me winsome. I will bet me a K. Deboar, soon to an x coach.

Posted by: front porch wail. at October 26, 2026 08:51 AM (ehY6c)

162 Tom Servo

Melania. Do Not Piss Off Melania.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:51 AM (u82oZ)

163 "Speaker Johnson must act, at minimum remove her from her Committees until this can be investigated,
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:38 AM"

Hahaha hahaha

Posted by: The Nothing Will Happen Caucus at October 26, 2026 08:51 AM (8r0td)

164 The whole point and purpose of spending millions of dollars for a gig that pays under $200k is to broker insider information, secure or not, to the highest bidder."

NOOOO! I shan't believe it. I just shan't.

Or something.

Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:52 AM (pfXMo)

165 >>He's still in the vets office and after the last week, now has a 3x12 gap in his fir/skin where tissue was removed due to the fight and subsequent trashing of his back/shoulder area.


A mostly peaceful tussle?
Hope your pup heals quickly, Sponge!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:52 AM (rOKnE)

166 I don't know if anyone else has seen/noticed this, but here in TX there are TV ads running that are blatant voter intimidation/threats. The ads have actors (activists) stating that voter rolls are a matter of public record, and they know if you've voted or not, and urge you to get out to vote to support "our people." (All the people in the ad are black.)

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 26, 2026 08:52 AM (nJ/vH)

167 National Pumpkin Day

The Spice Must Flow!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 26, 2026 08:52 AM (xg/DD)

168 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Keep on moving. Hope it goes well.

Do not want to activate my Door Prize.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:53 AM (u82oZ)

169 Speaker Johnson must act"

Olson Johnson agrees!

Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:53 AM (pfXMo)

170 The college game BYU vs UCF was another all-out fiasco of officiating, especially at the end of regulation and in OT

I’ve noticed they now have to have one female on every officiating crew…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 08:53 AM (0Jm0d)

171 148 >>National Pumpkin Day
I've got a knife.


Yes!!
Posted by: Michael Meyers at October 26, 2026 08:47 AM (rOKnE)

Piker

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at October 26, 2026 08:53 AM (N39Ws)

172 92 Today Is National Pumpkin Day. 🎃
Posted by: redridinghood

Not a fan since 1974. Took too much Blue Barrel Acid and I seen Punkin' Heads comin' at me.

Posted by: Blue Boy at October 26, 2026 08:54 AM (EdP2u)

173 Which is why OrangeManBad's play of "election security" is priceless - the Dims (overtly) complain of that, then turn around and complain of election shennanigans.

It seems that each and every one of them was against the SAVE America Act. Especially Majority "Leader" Thune who I would bet good money is in on the color revolution conspiracy.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 08:54 AM (rgGn5)

174 I’ve noticed they now have to have one female on every officiating crew…"

What? No 2S? No Trans?

WHAAAAAA!

Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:54 AM (pfXMo)

175 "Harris also sat down with abortion advocates in Manchester for a live recording of the 'My Body, My Pod' podcast during the visit."

***
"My Body, My Pod"?

Invasion of the Body Snatchers, 2026!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 26, 2026 08:55 AM (wzUl9)

176 I don't know if anyone else has seen/noticed this, but here in TX there are TV ads running that are blatant voter intimidation/threats. The ads have actors (activists) stating that voter rolls are a matter of public record, and they know if you've voted or not, and urge you to get out to vote to support "our people." (All the people in the ad are black.)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 26, 2026 08:52 AM (nJ/vH)
=====

Shorter: all a y'all had better stay on the plantation, or else.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 08:55 AM (RIvkX)

177 I see they stole another election in Brazil... Who didn't see that coming...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 08:55 AM (+gK6I)

178 152 I happened to watch some of the Packers/Lions game last night. There was a long string of absolutely horrible calls against the Packers. Even Tom Brady, one of the announcers, called them horrible. Don't bet, don't follow odds, but got the feeling the officials were tipping everything in the Lions favor for some reason (I'm not a Packers or Lions fan).


that officiating team is ... well.. THEY SUCK

yeah Tom was flabbergasted even his broadcast partner couldn't believe that garbage

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 08:55 AM (qBivk)

179 Thune who I would bet good money is in on the color revolution conspiracy."

"in on"?

"On the leadership of" is more likely...

Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:55 AM (pfXMo)

180 177 I see they stole another election in Brazil... Who didn't see that coming...


well they did it in a new and fairly desperate way

let's see what happens next

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 08:56 AM (qBivk)

181 {{{It's me donna}}}

Helen Keller.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:56 AM (u82oZ)

182 The absolute worst bad call yesterday had to be Amon-Ra St. Brown catching a short pass from Jared Goff, going down after a 4-yard gain but then getting up and starting running again.

Packers DT Devonte Wyatt tackled him again, and was called for Uneccessary Roughness! And the call was that "the play was obviously dead!"

Um, a play is obviously dead WHEN YOU BLOW THE WHISTLE! Which you did not!

As Wyatt said, if St. Brown had ran for a touchdown and the refs hadn't f'd up the non-whistle, he (Wyatt) would get savaged for not tackling him!

I'm a Bills fan and had no skin in that game, but man, the Packers got royally screwed. So now, players are supposed to read the refs' minds, whistles be damned?

Posted by: Zee Franch at October 26, 2026 08:56 AM (2Drhq)

183 I don't know that I'd go that far, but the missed offside call at the end of the Browns/Titans game yesterday was inexcusable. Dude moved a half second before the snap.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Eh, on 4th and 9 on Titan's last TD drive, the snap was a half second after play clock ticked to zero. Calls usually even out. Not always though per Packers/Lions commentary above.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2026 08:57 AM (Dv3i1)

184 >>National Pumpkin Day
I've got a knife.


Yes!!
Posted by: Michael Meyers at October 26, 2026 08:47 AM (rOKnE)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Jason Vorhees at October 26, 2026 08:57 AM (wVcYX)

185 beautiful fall day here and had a lovely weekend! two orchids are popping some blooms for me so I'm feeling really happy

fingers crossed my daughter has finally found a gentleman worth more than a handful of dates

trying not to jinx it tho!!! argh! thanking her best friends for all getting married fairly quickly. social contagion!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 26, 2026 08:57 AM (qBivk)

186 >>I don't know if anyone else has seen/noticed this, but here in TX there are TV ads running that are blatant voter intimidation/threats. The ads have actors (activists) stating that voter rolls are a matter of public record, and they know if you've voted or not, and urge you to get out to vote to support "our people." (All the people in the ad are black.)


Well that's freaky!

Just a TX thing?
There are about a dozen (blue) states that have refused to send voter rolls to DoJ as requested.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:57 AM (rOKnE)

187 All this foooball chat and no elbows?

I am dissapoint...

Posted by: man at October 26, 2026 08:58 AM (pfXMo)

188 Anybody else notice the absence of the Pink Ribbons Barrage this October?

Posted by: davidt at October 26, 2026 08:58 AM (Q+gd/)

189 It would be great if a number of leaders around the world refused to accept the results of the Brazilian election. It was so blatantly stolen it would be criminal to let it stand.

Notably, one of the first things Lula said after the results were final was that foreign digital platforms were being used to try to rig the election and they would have to be regulated. Once again, they want to censor social media.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 26, 2026 08:58 AM (viF8m)

190 You know who knew those Talafreako polls were bogus all along? We did.

Posted by: Delurker at October 26, 2026 08:58 AM (2Drhq)

191 Good morning. Thanks, J.J.

>Jordan king orders ‘iron fist’ response to deadly church attack
By Reuters, Published by Denver Gazette October 25, 2026

Nine dead, at least 40 injured in deadly attack on the Greek Orthodox Church.

"The identity of the three attackers has not been confirmed, with government statements referring to them as “unknown assailants.”
---
>BBC, 'Celebrations in Serbia after veteran ruler Vučić loses election to student-led protest movement'

"The Student List's lead candidate Ilija Srdanović (a cardiologist and university professor) told BBC Serbian: "This will be a free state."

So no real leaders but a victory against corruption. Alright alright alright.

Smells a bit like NATO or ?

Posted by: L - No nic.... at October 26, 2026 08:59 AM (NFX2v)

192 154
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

Sponge - boy, the hits just keep coming. Hope the rest of your move goes better, and the dog heals up nicely.

Stay strong, brother. 2027 is going to be The Year of Sponge!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 26, 2026 09:00 AM (N39Ws)

193 There might be a bit of profanity in the latest podcast.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 09:01 AM (pi0z7)

194 Vote for Barry Goldwater on November 3rd.

Posted by: Memory Of My Yute at October 26, 2026 09:01 AM (EdP2u)

195
Almost all the "football/baseball games are rigged" talk comes from degenerate gamblers and asshole podcasters, between whom there's a non-negligible overlap.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 09:01 AM (eRlcH)

196 San Francisco's most debated street name to change again

Why didn't San Francisco officials just rename Cesar Chavez Street to the original Army Street?

By Silas Valentino,
Travel Editor
Oct 24, 2026

The most debated street name in all of San Francisco is set to change again for the second time in 31 years. Once called Army Street before the Board of Supervisors switched it to Cesar Chavez Street in 1995, the 37-block avenue is now expected to become Las Campesinas Street.

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Fvcking Idiots

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)

197 >>Anybody else notice the absence of the Pink Ribbons Barrage this October?


Huh, hadn't noticed.
Wonder why. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 09:01 AM (rOKnE)

198 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Keep on moving. Hope it goes well.

Do not want to activate my Door Prize.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 26, 2026 08:53 AM (u82oZ)



I appreciate that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)

199 With 100% of the vote counted, Brazil’s electoral court announced that the soon to be 81-year-old Lula had a lead of nearly 4.4 million votes over opponent Flávio Bolsonaro, giving him 51.8% of the total vote.
======================
It seems Brazil has two rounds of Presidential voting, and Bolsonaro won the first round by 2.2 million votes before losing the second round. Magic!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:02 AM (CAZ6h)

200 I'm a Bills fan and had no skin in that game, but man, the Packers got royally screwed. So now, players are supposed to read the refs' minds, whistles be damned?
Posted by: Zee Franch at October 26, 2026 08:56 AM (2Drhq)

What was hilarious about that sequence is the ref flew the flag lying flat in his back because he got knocked down during the scuffle. His first instinct was to grab his flag like Linus reaching for his security blanket

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 09:02 AM (0Jm0d)

201
Sponge - boy, the hits just keep coming. Hope the rest of your move goes better, and the dog heals up nicely.

Stay strong, brother. 2027 is going to be The Year of Sponge!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 26, 2026 09:00 AM (N39Ws)



Thanks.


I actually like the sound of that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)

202 Do we all have to celebrate National Pumpkin Day, or do some folks get a carve out?

Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ)

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)

204 Barrel!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (CAZ6h)

205 >Jordan king orders ‘iron fist’ response to deadly church attack
By Reuters, Published by Denver Gazette October 25, 2026

Nine dead, at least 40 injured in deadly attack on the Greek Orthodox Church.

"The identity of the three attackers has not been confirmed, with government statements referring to them as “unknown assailants.”
===

His "iron fist" is made of cotton candy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (RIvkX)

206 Huck.......

Tell me.......How's the barrel taste?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)

207
This is not - repeat, not! - my fault.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (eRlcH)

208 202 Do we all have to celebrate National Pumpkin Day, or do some folks get a carve out?
Posted by: Bulg at October 26, 2026 09:02 AM (77rzZ)

Pie. You get pie.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (N39Ws)

209 FEED ME!!

Posted by: Barrel at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (rOKnE)

210 Sponge in the Barrel?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (2GVsD)

211 I’ve noticed they now have to have one female on every officiating crew…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 26, 2026 08:53 AM


He knows what he did.

Posted by: Karen in the zebra shirt at October 26, 2026 09:04 AM (8r0td)

212 > Thune who I would bet good money is in on the color revolution conspiracy."

"in on"?

"On the leadership of" is more likely...
------------
In order for The Plan™ to work, Congress has to go along with the narrative pushed.

They'll go along...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 26, 2026 09:04 AM (RORbl)

213 Hi Sponge. Hang in there, and sorry about your doggeh. When karma finally goes positive for you it's going to be awesome.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:04 AM (CAZ6h)

214 Nevermind

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:04 AM (2GVsD)

215 I thirst.

Posted by: The Barrel at October 26, 2026 09:04 AM (77rzZ)

216 Lula may have won the election, but at 81 can he live long enough?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (2GVsD)

217
Muh Horns finally got back to winning this weekend.

Though it's still clear that they have second half issues. Mainly, like going to sleep after dominating the first half.

I see that as mostly a coaching/training issue, so-

Be better, Sarkisian. Be better.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (YSUhf)

218 There might be a bit of profanity in the latest podcast.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 09:01 AM (pi0z7)



It's about f*ckin' time!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (ccf/V)

219 Tell me.......How's the barrel taste?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (ccf/V)
====================
Smells like bourbon and cigars in here.

I think...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (CAZ6h)

220 Polls are real

I love TJM

Highest household income ever!

Red sweep incoming

Happy!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (RIvkX)

221 216 Lula may have won the election, but at 81 can he live long enough?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (2GVsD)

Someone should help him on his trip to hell....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (+gK6I)

222 Smells like bourbon and cigars in here.
____

Many cigars smell like ass. Not sure why. Just sayin'

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2026 09:06 AM (Dv3i1)

223 There might be a bit of profanity in the latest podcast.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 26, 2026 09:01 AM (pi0z7)


It's about f*ckin' time!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (ccf/V)

Golly!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 26, 2026 09:06 AM (wVcYX)

224 Someone should help him on his trip to hell....

Banana peel anyone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:06 AM (2GVsD)

225 Hi Sponge. Hang in there, and sorry about your doggeh. When karma finally goes positive for you it's going to be awesome.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:04 AM (CAZ6h)



Thanks.

We went and saw the poor guy on Friday. He was in better spirits and actually ate that morning, but was really happy to see us. He so wanted to come home. I was heartbroken for the little guy for what had to be done. Really gruesome, honestly. But, they say he'll heal just fine with some TLC and wound care.

It's a blessing they offered to keep him while we move. That was incredibly helpful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:07 AM (ccf/V)

226 >>There might be a bit of profanity in the latest podcast.

Shut the front door!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 09:07 AM (rOKnE)

227 Brazil is another example of being able to vote for Marxism, and not being able to vote out of it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 26, 2026 09:07 AM (Dv3i1)

228
I see that as mostly a coaching/training issue, so-

Be better, Sarkisian. Be better.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 09:05 AM (YSUhf)



He'll be fired before the season is up and overrated Manning will transfer out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:08 AM (ccf/V)

229 I see Kumala has babbled a new batch of drunken word salad.

She's just so bad at politics. If anything, she's become more retarded.

Posted by: Delurker at October 26, 2026 09:08 AM (2Drhq)

230 Sponge in the Barrel?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:03 AM (2GVsD)



Thankfully, no. That's all I need.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 26, 2026 09:09 AM (ccf/V)

231 I don't know if anyone else has seen/noticed this, but here in TX there are TV ads running that are blatant voter intimidation/threats. The ads have actors (activists) stating that voter rolls are a matter of public record, and they know if you've voted or not, and urge you to get out to vote to support "our people." (All the people in the ad are black.)

We need an AI version. The scene, a typical middle-class living room with the shades closed. Several jihadis are stomping around the room in the background terrorizing the family. The camera pans to a scared wimpy looking Millennial guy sitting at a table panicking at the mail-in ballot before him as a jihadi racks a shotgun aims it at the guy's head and demands he sign in it. In the background you see and hear people being beaten with pipes screaming, all the while you hear distinctly Arabic men shouting.

The scene fades to black with the words "We know who you are" then "Vote Appropriately" then "Or Else" closing with a female scream and then a shotgun blast.

That is a truly inspiring GOTV message.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 26, 2026 09:09 AM (nCgQz)

232 I don't know if anyone else has seen/noticed this, but here in TX there are TV ads running that are blatant voter intimidation/threats. The ads have actors (activists) stating that voter rolls are a matter of public record, and they know if you've voted or not, and urge you to get out to vote to support "our people." (All the people in the ad are black.)


Well that's freaky!

Just a TX thing?
There are about a dozen (blue) states that have refused to send voter rolls to DoJ as requested.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 26, 2026 08:57 AM (rOKnE)


I haven't seen anything like that.

Mostly, what I've seen is Talafreako hisownself, and "life-long, Christian Conservative Republicans(TM) for Talafreako.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 26, 2026 09:09 AM (YSUhf)

233 Brazil is the economy of the future.

Posted by: And always will be at October 26, 2026 09:09 AM (8r0td)

234 The biggest Brazil ETF dropped an incredible 27 % when the government announced voters re-elected the socialists.

Brazil has a 200 million plus population and is the worlds tenth largest economy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:10 AM (CAZ6h)

235 Talk about asking to get whacked, what a retard...

The Mayor of Long Beach, Martinez, has called for all the gangs to expel ICE from the city. Then he names only some of the 55 gangs.

He may soon wish for the police to arrest him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 26, 2026 09:10 AM (2GVsD)

236 Brazil is the economy of the future.
Posted by: And always will be at October 26, 2026 09:09 AM (8r0td)
===================
Exactly

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 26, 2026 09:11 AM (CAZ6h)

237 The Brazil election looks...fishy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 26, 2026 09:11 AM (r2Icn)

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