BOOM: Ilhan "Omar's" Sister's Marriage Certificate Says Her Father Is Nur Said Elmi, Not Omar

Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlain
The New York Post has obtained and published an official copy of Ilhan Omar's sister's marriage certificate.
It describes their father as "Nur Said Elmi," and his profession as a "military officer.
More evidence that she is not who she says she is.

Yesterday I mentioned a social media post in which Ilhan Nur Said Elmi's brother/ex-husband, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, acknoweldged that Ilhan's third child was a "niece," that is, the daughter of his sister.

Here is that post, via Hot Air, as posted by Ben Weingarten:

She has repeatedly lied under oath about her brother/husband:

The woman who until recently disclosed her net worth as being $30 million now says she's living "paycheck to paycheck."

The Babylon Bee: Not Sure If You Married Your Brother? 9 /saSigns To Look For

1. You have the same parents: This probably should have tipped you off.
...
6. Your mother-in-law is also your regular mother: And she actually likes you.
7. He's straight, but says things to you like "stop trying to kiss me, that's a crime against nature," "why don't you have your own bedroom" and "you are my sister, what is wrong with you?": Contrary to popular belief, this is not playful love banter.

There are more.

Another headline from The Bee:

Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader

David Steinberg
@realDSteinberg
35m
I'm most proud of this @IlhanMN find:
Not long after Ilhan swore 8 times in her divorce filing that she had no idea how to contact Ahmed, I proved -- via the source code of the website for her sister Sahra Noor's company 😎 -- that he was working for Sahra, and quite easy to contact.

The New York Post has obtained and published an official copy of Ilhan Omar's sister's marriage certificate.
It describes their father as "Nur Said Elmi," and his profession as a "military officer.
More evidence that she is not who she says she is. https://t.co/Y7ieXWR73F
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) October 23, 2026

Abdul is not the only Muslim to run for the Senate. Mehmet Oz ran in 2024. No one ran against Oz because he’s a Muslim.
That’s because Oz didn’t call Israel Bloodthirsty. Oz didn’t write an oped urging support for the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. Oz didn’t have donors who belonged to the MB. Oz didn’t blame terrorism on the policies of the US. And Oz didn’t justify a terrorist on a synagogue.
This race isn’t about Abdul’s faith. It’s about his extremist ideas.
— Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) October 23, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:00 PM

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1 I had posted in the last thread about her strolling around a MN lake video......there was music in the background. Now a Somali speaker is claiming the lyrics are violent.....hmmm.....

https://tinyurl.com/2ut4zte7

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 05:05 PM (kX27y)

2 yo

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (Qugny)

3 >>>1 I had posted in the last thread about her strolling around a MN lake video......there was music in the background. Now a Somali speaker is claiming the lyrics are violent.....hmmm.....

Hm. I would post that but I can't confirm it. I'll keep an eye out, though.

Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (1wjle)

4 The Babylon Be is a national treasure.

And that's not just because it's funny. It's because Twitter banning them was the impetus behind Elon buying Twitter.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (rufaV)

5 Never ever vote for a muslim.

It's that simple.

Posted by: Pray The Muslim Away at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (Ssbab)

6 Hm. I would post that but I can't confirm it. I'll keep an eye out, though.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 05:07 PM (1wjle)

He said he was going to do a full translation....

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (kX27y)

7 Nothing Will Happen guy is on suicide watch.

Posted by: Max Power at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (GcD6s)

8 >>The Babylon Be is a national treasure.

They really are.

However, situations like this one make things REALLY easy for them.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Qugny)

9
Good weekend to all!

Posted by: Auspex at October 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Y8DZL)

10 I remember others doing Top Ten Lists, back in the day...

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:09 PM (Qugny)

11 >>>The Babylon Bee: Not Sure If You Married Your Brother? 9 Signs To Look For

The Bee kills.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:10 PM (LRRbQ)

12 A village is about to get it's idiot back.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 05:10 PM (ua/lL)

13 and so it continues

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's continuing at October 23, 2026 05:12 PM (Dzrra)

14 Whoopsie!

I've never known anyone to refer to a newborn as "fresh out of the vagina." And I once knew 1000 or so unrelated newborns in the newborn nursery.

Maybe a moose limb disgusting thing?

Omar and Elmi-Elmo do sound similar, don't they? hic

Someone needs to alert me if there is a run for the border, and not for Taco Bell.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 05:12 PM (hzuYO)

15 It will be absolutely hilarious if we get to the bottom of this and find out that "Ilahn Oman" was just some rando Somali with a big mouth pretending to be Ilahn Omar all along. Catch me if you can!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 05:12 PM (dctMi)

16 Nieces fresh out of the vagina?

I now think it is likely he consummated that marriage.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:12 PM (sKqQm)

17 >>I've never known anyone to refer to a newborn as "fresh out of the vagina."

I have only ever seen it from Muslim men. And only 2 other times that I can recall.

They are a very odd sort.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Qugny)

18 Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader

I am choking here.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Dzrra)

19 I've never known anyone to refer to a newborn as "fresh out of the vagina." And I once knew 1000 or so unrelated newborns in the newborn nursery.

Maybe a moose limb disgusting thing?

Omar and Elmi-Elmo do sound similar, don't they? hic

Someone needs to alert me if there is a run for the border, and not for Taco Bell.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 05:12 PM (hzuYO)
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I think that's gay-speak.

Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 05:13 PM (kX27y)

20 >>I've never known anyone to refer to a newborn as "fresh out of the vagina."

Only ping pong balls.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:14 PM (LRRbQ)

21 Talk about walls closing in and wheels coming off. Ilhanhas got both of them.

Heh, heh, heh . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:14 PM (wzUl9)

22 Never ever vote for a muslim.

It's that simple.
Posted by: Pray The Muslim Away at October 23, 2026 05:08 PM (Ssbab)

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Prayer is fine but it's simpler just to deport.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:14 PM (jsLqC)

23 Right Said Fred > Nur Said Elmi

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 05:15 PM (Fi81e)

24 I'm sorry to have missed the open thread with the Trump vids and discussion (I'm sure) of the misses Daddario and Plaza. Someone suggested that Ace would soon have an AI video with them both in it. I'd subscribe!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:15 PM (wzUl9)

25 I had posted in the last thread about her strolling around a MN lake video......there was music in the background. Now a Somali speaker is claiming the lyrics are violent.....hmmm.....

https://tinyurl.com/2ut4zte7

I found an AI tool and it says:

Another time, without a reason
The blessing always given, insult
The white creator, angry
The hard one didn't pass the foot
A red thread woven
The excessive love, the drinker
The madness of love affected you
As long as the clouds rise
The creator's lightning strikes
The fate that didn't reach me
If we don't get tired
The hyenas eat, and I won't get up

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:15 PM (sKqQm)

26 All in the family, baby...it is the somali way

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 23, 2026 05:16 PM (nCTkv)

27 I’d love to see her deported back to Russia that sh!thole, but I’m betting that it’ll never happen. Especially, if the democrats take back the House, Senate, or both.

Posted by: Unkaren at October 23, 2026 05:16 PM (DnR4T)

28 This blatant farrago of lies and crimes could have been prevented IF the Democrats had had a scintilla of principles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 05:16 PM (6Egig)

29 Watching Robert Gouveia discuss this right now...he's fisking the gay brother.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:17 PM (Qugny)

30 " Nothing Will Happen guy is on suicide watch.
Posted by: Max Power"

Naw. I'm only usually right. This one is OK by me.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at October 23, 2026 05:17 PM (MWfyi)

31 Fresh out of the vagina?

It’s meant as an insult to mothers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud)

32 Oz was "No True Muslim".

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 05:18 PM (Fi81e)

33
Nothing Will Happen guy is on suicide watch.
Posted by: Max Power

Has anything really happened?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 05:18 PM (Cqx++)

34 >>It’s meant as an insult to mothers.

You can't insult a Muslim woman. That's like insulting a lamp or an ashtray.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:18 PM (Qugny)

35 Fresh out of the vagina?

It’s meant as an insult to mothers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud)

At least they're shade grown and free range. Likely not conflict free.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:18 PM (LRRbQ)

36 Oh! Mar!

Posted by: George Take-a-guy at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Fi81e)

37 "Fresh out of the oven" maybe.
The actual medical term "vagina" seems reserved for jokes on AOSHQ and actual misogynists, or maybe homos who think this side of female anatomy is gross and alien.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (88C+u)

38 My lecture-luncheon deal at my old employer was as bad as I'd feared. The food was okay, seeing as it was free. The woman professor kept saying she didn't want to get into politics, because she would get all "hot and bothered," and a chill ran through my veins.

Sure enough, during the Q & A, she sneaked in some line about "Not everyone with a uterus is a woman," and then came out with some complaint about factions in our society who want to keep it "white and Christian. I've got news for them: It isn't, and it never was."

Jeez Louise.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (wzUl9)

39 I always say "Fresh from the intercrural trench", but that's just me.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (MWfyi)

40 I didn't support Oz because he refused to renounce his Turkish citizenship unless he won. Fuck you.

Posted by: polynikes at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (Ti9vn)

41 Imma let you finish, but sumptin happ'nen here.

Posted by: Kanye West at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (anL5R)

42 With the whole Ilhan Omar fraud, it would never have been discovered if she didn't run for national election. Even as a state politician she would never have been discovered but that was never enough for her. Arrogance brought her down and her disdain for America and Americans. If she had kept a low profile and her mouth shut she would still be untouched. Ilhan is a stereotype of pride before a fall.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (jsLqC)

43 I wouldn't get too worked up over this news. She is going to claim that the naming customs of somilia are different that the US and misunderstood the forms when she was filling them out she will get hundreds of people to back her up.

Also do we know where she was living when she completed her citizenship forms? If it was in minnesota there is no way she will ever be convicted of anything.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (I43vL)

44 Fresh out of the vagina?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2026 05:17 PM (W2Pud)
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Just the way I don't like my cinnamon rolls.

Posted by: George Take-a-guy at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (Fi81e)

45 Tickle me, Elmi.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (Cqx++)

46 "Has anything really happened?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

I'm not holding my breath. There is still time to f'k this up.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (MWfyi)

47 Ilham Nur's usefulness to the Democrat Party is hopefully reaching an end and they will shiv her before putting her on an ice floe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (6Egig)

48 If she had kept a low profile and her mouth shut she would still be untouched. Ilhan is a stereotype of pride before a fall.

She's the daughter of a war criminal. It would be as if Hitler and his kid bugged out of Germany and lived on welfare in Argentina.

BroFo thought she was untouchable because for a long time she was

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:21 PM (sKqQm)

49 Please to correct, we are fresh out of bob and vagine.

Posted by: "Bob" in a Call Center Definitely Not in Mumbai at October 23, 2026 05:21 PM (+n72I)

50 I'm glad they were married.

Incestual sex with your gay brother outside of marriage would just be wrong. ALTHOUGH, it's kind of a time saver.

'The Five' is covering this now.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 05:22 PM (Sco7b)

51 I always say "Fresh from the intercrural trench", but that's just me.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 05:19 PM (MWfyi)

I go with the more traditional utero-exfil via the tunnel of love.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:22 PM (LRRbQ)

52 As I've said before, it must be fun to work at "The Babylon Bee" before the next Democrat Admin arrests you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:22 PM (JrHfD)

53 She's a brothertrucker. Yeeeeess she is...

Posted by: Kanye West at October 23, 2026 05:22 PM (anL5R)

54 When asked if her former husband was actually her brother, Ilhan Omar (Elmi) replied "not to my knowledge".
When the follow-up question was "why aren't you sure?" she replied "well, his dick didn't taste like dad's".

Posted by: UncleJefe at October 23, 2026 05:23 PM (DzC+b)

55 I and here I thought I was inappropriate.

Posted by: Kanye West at October 23, 2026 05:23 PM (anL5R)

56 Enough. Where's the en fuego guy?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:24 PM (pfXMo)

57 Watching Robert Gouveia discuss this right now...he's fisking the gay brother.
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Is that even legal?

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 05:24 PM (TN0g+)

58 I hope Illhan Nuf Said gets booted, but doubt it will happen. Probably by a Commissar Judge

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 05:24 PM (Ia/+0)

59 On the whole, if I have to be arrested I'd rather be arrested for working at the Babylon Bee than for being a conservative with the wrong bank.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (JrHfD)

60 "Where's the en fuego guy?
Posted by: man "

Last I heard he was in France.

Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (MWfyi)

61 That she's gotten away with this for over a decade when the evidence was right in front of everybody's eyes is the scandalous part.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (6ydKt)

62 It is funny looking at the two party's October Surprises

Dems: Lindsay Graham was gay...GAY! You can't vote for Republicans because one of them was GAY!

Reps: Ilhan Omar committed immigration fraud, financial fraud, and married her brother. And they are all supporting her.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (sKqQm)

63 Was that wrong?

Posted by: George Nur Said Elmi Costanza at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (1wjle)

64 18 Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader

I am choking here.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 23, 2026 05:13 PM (Dzrra)

That's because I'm using the Force on you.

Posted by: Darth Vader at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (CFMhl)

65 Enough. Where's the en fuego guy?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:24 PM (pfXMo)
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He gets off early on Friday.

Posted by: Axeman at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (Fi81e)

66 The Five' is covering this now"

"Covering"? Like with a condom?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (pfXMo)

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Posted by: Joyenz at October 23, 2026 05:26 PM (2F0/Y)

68 Ilham Nur's usefulness to the Democrat Party is hopefully reaching an end and they will shiv her before putting her on an ice floe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (6Egig)

Her usefulness stemmed from this info being relatively unknown and deniable. Now they can no longer use it to control her, so onto the dem ash heap she goes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:26 PM (LRRbQ)

69 Also do we know where she was living when she completed her citizenship forms? If it was in minnesota there is no way she will ever be convicted of anything.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (I43vL)

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Maybe but her national political prospects are over.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:26 PM (jsLqC)

70 he's fisking the gay brother.
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Is that even legal?"

It's mandatory in California...

/

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:27 PM (pfXMo)

71 >>Is that even legal?

You don't need consent if he's in England.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:27 PM (Qugny)

72 I am out of the office until Monday morning and cannot respond. If you have an urgent matter, please contact my manager Senior Enfuego.

Posted by: Enfuego Guy at October 23, 2026 05:27 PM (Fi81e)

73 If you can't keep it in your pants...keep it in me Elmi!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at October 23, 2026 05:27 PM (sKqQm)

74 As I've said before, it must be fun to work at "The Babylon Bee" before the next Democrat Admin arrests you.

I'm not funny or quick enough to work as a writer at The Bee but I would sweep floors just to hang around a bunch of people who are.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 05:28 PM (vTZFs)

75 keep it in me Elmi!"

"Tickle Me..."

Er...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:29 PM (pfXMo)

76 Omar and Elmi-Elmo do sound similar, don't they? hic

Which made yesterday's "Deport Me Elmi" such a quality name. I don't remember which commenter coined it, though.

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2026 05:29 PM (EmpfK)

77 Elmi loves to learn, learn about it all. The things that are big and the things that are small! And most importantly what Elmi's sister looks like naked!

Posted by: Ahmed Elmi at October 23, 2026 05:29 PM (sKqQm)

78
Minneapolis -- i.e., New Mogadishu -- is a hive of lerning and incest.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (JnJJV)

79 They're breaking up that old Squad of mine.

Posted by: The Four Aces at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (EdP2u)

80 For the record was Ahmed Elmi gay before he had to consummate his marriage to BroFo or only after?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (sKqQm)

81 please contact my manager Senior Enfuego"

El Hefe fuego or Alcande fuego?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (pfXMo)

82 Also do we know where she was living when she completed her citizenship forms? If it was in minnesota there is no way she will ever be convicted of anything.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 05:20 PM (I43vL)

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Maybe but her national political prospects are over.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:26 PM

I don't think she had any goal other than being a representative. That was the perfect place for her to grift tens of millions of dollars while she thought no one was paying attention. And there is no way the democrats will kick her out of the house even if it is proven that she lied on her citizenship forms. She will win reelection as well, that is in the bag already.

Plus there is no way that this will ever work it's way through the court system before Trump leaves office in January 2029. The democrats have a fair chance that the next democrat president will pardon her at that point.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 05:31 PM (I43vL)

83 For the record was Ahmed Elmi gay before he had to consummate his marriage to BroFo or only after?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (sKqQm)
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There are guesses that they did not consummate their marriage.

Classic immigration fraud.

Posted by: Enfuego Guy at October 23, 2026 05:32 PM (Fi81e)

84 Where did the money go?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:32 PM (viF8m)

85 Maybe but her national political prospects are over.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:26 PM

She should have leared to not cross Trump.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:32 PM (LRRbQ)

86 They're breaking up that old Squad of mine.
Posted by: The Four Aces at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (EdP2u)

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Which reminds me, Rashida Taliban has been very quiet. I wonder what's in her past that may not bear looking into.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:33 PM (jsLqC)

87 Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2026 05:29 PM (EmpfK)

That's hilarious .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:33 PM (JrHfD)

88
*yawns loudly*

Let me know when there's something about this weasel that isn't a total fabrication.

*rolls over*
*resumes nap*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 05:34 PM (eRlcH)

89 Where did the money go?

Nobody seems to know.

Posted by: Zombie Hoyt Axton at October 23, 2026 05:34 PM (vTZFs)

90 Have we ever seen Ilhan Whatshername's tax returns?

Posted by: What's Good For The Goose at October 23, 2026 05:35 PM (Ssbab)

91 The media isn't interested in this... All they keep asking Trump is what he thinks about the Ramaswamy ad against Acton and when is he gonna denounce that ad... Of course he said he wouldn't...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 05:35 PM (+gK6I)

92 >>And there is no way the democrats will kick her out of the house even if it is proven that she lied on her citizenship forms. She will win reelection as well, that is in the bag already.

She definitely committed immigration fraud and anything she got with her alias like a passport, bank account, mortgage, etc. is a felony.

She's going home if not to prison.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:35 PM (viF8m)

93 Thats just ot, money that dissappears never shows up again

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)

94 83 For the record was Ahmed Elmi gay before he had to consummate his marriage to BroFo or only after?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:30 PM (sKqQm)
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There are guesses that they did not consummate their marriage.

Classic immigration fraud.
Posted by: Enfuego Guy at October 23, 2026 05:32 PM (Fi81e)

I prefer to think of newly married Ilhan as filled with unquenchable needs.

And although he was gay, he could just lay back, close his eyes and think of England.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 05:36 PM (Sco7b)

95 She is going to claim that the naming customs of somilia are different that the US and misunderstood the forms when she was filling them out . . .
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026

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Trump's response should be, "Then your culture is incompatible with ours, and you are too stupid to be a lawmaker in the U.S. Out you go."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:36 PM (wzUl9)

96 91 The media isn't interested in this... All they keep asking Trump is what he thinks about the Ramaswamy ad against Acton and when is he gonna denounce that ad... Of course he said he wouldn't...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 05:35 PM (+gK6I)

That was TOP story being covered on both CNN and MSNow at both 8pm and 9pm.

Panties were bunched...

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 05:37 PM (Sco7b)

97 She will win reelection as well, that is in the bag already.

Plus there is no way that this will ever work it's way through the court system before Trump leaves office in January 2029. The democrats have a fair chance that the next democrat president will pardon her at that point.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 05:31 PM (I43vL)

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If George Santos was expelled from congress so can Ilhan, all that needs to happen is for Republicans to win the mid-terms.

Posted by: Decaf at October 23, 2026 05:38 PM (jsLqC)

98 ‘Nieces, fresh out the vagina’

Yuck. Is there any one of these people who isn’t a weirdo, creep, pervert, thief, or criminal?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 05:39 PM (VepBY)

99 Nobody seems to know.
Posted by: Zombie Hoyt Axton"

Time for the "No No No" song?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:39 PM (pfXMo)

100 Is Omar the Serial Liar up for reelection next month?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:39 PM (wzUl9)

101 ‘Nieces, fresh out the vagina’

Yuck. Is there any one of these people who isn’t a weirdo, creep, pervert, thief, or criminal?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026

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I've long thought so. And that means they have no place in America.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:40 PM (wzUl9)

102 Yuck. Is there any one of these people who isn’t a weirdo, creep, pervert, thief, or criminal?"

Hmmm.

Hmmmm.

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:40 PM (pfXMo)

103
Yuck. Is there any one of these people who isn’t a weirdo, creep, pervert, thief, or criminal?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026

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They're starting to make the Palestinians look intelligent, upright and moral.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 05:42 PM (eRlcH)

104 Let me know when there's something about this weasel that isn't a total fabrication.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Kinda felt like that about Barry Dunham in 2008.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 23, 2026 05:42 PM (88C+u)

105 Fresh out of the Vagina sounds like a candle scent from GOOP.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026 05:43 PM (+n72I)

106 I enjoyed the part where El Sayed says he's not a "gas station Abdul."

Yeah, you're a trashcan Abdul.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 05:44 PM (RIvkX)

107 They're starting to make the Palestinians look intelligent, upright and moral.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 05:42 PM (eRlcH)
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Oh, I wouldn't go that far.

Gazans are still subhuman animals by comparison.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 05:44 PM (FZ29D)

108 Fresh out of the vagina?

*sobs*

Posted by: The Placenta at October 23, 2026 05:44 PM (YcOeP)

109 Time for the "No No No" song?
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026

***
"No, no, no, no,
I don't smoke it no more --
I'm tired of waking up on the floor!
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door!"
( -- Ringo Starr)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:44 PM (wzUl9)

110 CNN - Musk has given $445 to the GOP midterms.
AMERICAN DOLLARS!

Threaten him some more.

MSNow is still all upset about the DOJ and Alaska if Sullivan loses. No rending of clothes so fake upset.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 05:45 PM (Sco7b)

111 I'm sorry to have missed the open thread with the Trump vids and discussion (I'm sure) of the misses Daddario and Plaza. Someone suggested that Ace would soon have an AI video with them both in it. I'd subscribe!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:15 PM (wzUl9)

Don't get your hopes up, Wolfus. It'll be him and Garrett in drag.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 23, 2026 05:45 PM (1Ff7Z)

112 >>Is Omar the Serial Liar up for reelection next month?

She's the one who voted today using a fake name.

Also a felony.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:45 PM (viF8m)

113 84 Where did the money go?
Posted by: JackStraw

It can't be because as the Robert Plant song says in "Simply Irresistable" "She's so fine there's no telling where the money went ."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:45 PM (JrHfD)

114 Did they not do 10 things cause Letterman would sue?

Posted by: connected and litigious at October 23, 2026 05:46 PM (cS1cw)

115 Fresh out of the Vagina sounds like a candle scent from GOOP.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026

***
Don't give Gwyneth any marketing ideas!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:46 PM (wzUl9)

116 >>It can't be because as the Robert Plant song says in "Simply Irresistable"

You are thinking of Robert Goulet.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (Qugny)

117 And then it makes it hard to find the door!"
( -- Ringo Starr)"

Written ...Hoyt Axton...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (pfXMo)

118 Grab your hijab
Get your burqa
Leave your fake ID on your door step
And kiss your ass goodbye.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (ua/lL)

119 The marriage license has their "conditions" as "bachelor" and "spinster?"

Is "spinster" specific legal jargon? Because I'd get slapped for describing any 24-year-old woman that way.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (VHUov)

120 You think this guttersnipe is the only Somali who lied to get into the country? I’ll bet 90% of them committed immigration fraud. Not joking.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (VepBY)

121 >>Written ...Hoyt Axton...

He used to live right up the road. I was banging his hospice nurse for a bit, right after he passed away.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:48 PM (Qugny)

122 Current pathetic attempt at spin by the media is, "well of course she had a different name--that was her maiden name. duh."

Sure. Go with that.

Because a citizenship application doesn't ask for any and all former names--including maiden name.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 05:48 PM (3cUTc)

123 Fresh out of the Vagina sounds like a candle scent from GOOP.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026

I thought it was the band that opened for.....

Posted by: Chubby the rabbit at October 23, 2026 05:48 PM (Ga53Z)

124 It is funny looking at the two party's October Surprises

Dems: Lindsay Graham was gay...GAY! You can't vote for Republicans because one of them was GAY!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 05:25 PM (sKqQm)
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The Young Turks are saying that if your brother, who died recently was gay, I guess you can't run for office or something.

The twitter response was blistering, by the way. "How long did you know about these sexual assaults on minors? Why did you wait until he was dead to bring them up?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 05:49 PM (ZOv7s)

125 Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (Qugny)

Well, Robert Goulet might have sung it ( I don't know who old it is ) but there is definitely a version of Robert Plant singing "Simply Irresistable"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:49 PM (JrHfD)

126

RIGHT SAID FRED>>>> NUR Said Elmi...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (x0n13)

127 Fresh out of the Vagina sounds like a candle scent from GOOP.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026

I thought it was the band that opened for.....

Posted by: Chubby the rabbit at October 23, 2026 05:48 PM (Ga53Z)

Butthole Surfers?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (LRRbQ)

128 He used to live right up the road. I was banging his hospice nurse for a bit, right after he passed away."

Did you ever go to Spain?

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (pfXMo)

129 Is "spinster" specific legal jargon? Because I'd get slapped for describing any 24-year-old woman that way.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (VHUov)

Even then, it's inaccurate because she was married at the time. She would have had to at least claim to be divorced.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (lFFaq)

130 Sure. Go with that.

Because a citizenship application doesn't ask for any and all former names--including maiden name.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 05:48 PM (3cUTc)
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Actual Dem women have said on camera that married women don't know how to obtain their birth certificates in order to vote, so there is no floor to their stupidity.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (ZOv7s)

131 Crisis! Time to Panic!

https://tinyurl.com/37mzcuu4 <-- goes to X.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (ExV1e)

132 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:49 PM (JrHfD)

Sorry "how old " not "who"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 05:51 PM (JrHfD)

133 >>Well, Robert Goulet might have sung it ( I don't know who old it is ) but there is definitely a version of Robert Plant singing "Simply Irresistable"

There is not.

You are thinking of Roberta Flack. Covering Robert Goulet.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:51 PM (Qugny)

134 Butthole Surfers?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (LRRbQ)

It works, Lol.

Posted by: Chubby the rabbit at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Ga53Z)

135 [It's really Robert Palmer]

But, let the gag work its way around the room.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (Qugny)

136 I've never known anyone to refer to a newborn as "fresh out of the vagina."

Maybe a moose limb disgusting thing?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

In addition to first-cousin marriage, don't they allow uncle-niece marriages?

That makes it creepier.

Like, "I need to go take a shower, with lye and steel wool" creepier.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (VHUov)

137 128 He used to live right up the road. I was banging his hospice nurse for a bit, right after he passed away."

Did you ever go to Spain?
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (pfXMo)

But I've been to Oklahoma....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (x0n13)

138 Well, Robert Goulet might have sung it ( I don't know who old it is ) but there is definitely a version of Robert Plant singing "Simply Irresistable"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026

***
Robert *Palmer* certainly had a version in 1988. The Wiki article for the song doesn't mention any earlier versions. It's such a hard-charging kind of song, it's hard for me to imagine Bob Goulet singing it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (wzUl9)

139 I want Elmi to spend 40 years in an American prison, then get sent back to Somalia.
The financial fraud is horrendous.

Posted by: MkY at October 23, 2026 05:53 PM (ik4bQ)

140 100 Is Omar the Serial Liar up for reelection next month?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:39 PM (wzUl9)

She's a representative, so yes.

Posted by: Farquad at October 23, 2026 05:53 PM (CFMhl)

141 Instead of yelling "Who's your daddy?" Elmi would yell "Who's your brother?"

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:53 PM (0U5gm)

142 The marriage license has their "conditions" as "bachelor" and "spinster?"

Is "spinster" specific legal jargon? Because I'd get slapped for describing any 24-year-old woman that way.
Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 05:47 PM (VHUov)
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Yes, and it is derogatory because marriage was assumed to part of becoming an adult. You grew up, got married, raised a family.

A lot of jargon we take for granted as older origins, such as a chick vs a hen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 05:53 PM (ZOv7s)

143 He used to live right up the road. I was banging his hospice nurse for a bit, right after he passed away."
*
Did you ever go to Spain?
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 05:50 PM (pfXMo)
*
But I've been to Oklahoma....
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026

***
Did you know Della, the Dealer, and the cat they called Kalamazoo?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:54 PM (wzUl9)

144 That makes it creepier.

Like, "I need to go take a shower, with lye and steel wool" creepier.

Posted by: mikeski at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (VHUov)

Speaking of creepy, Markel's Dad was arrested in PI for CSA on his computer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 05:54 PM (LRRbQ)

145 AI says Robert Plant never recorded a version of Simply Irresistable. Fenelon will now respond with something about the Church of England.

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 05:54 PM (TN0g+)

146 >>Robert *Palmer* certainly had a version in 1988. The Wiki article for the song doesn't mention any earlier versions. It's such a hard-charging kind of song, it's hard for me to imagine Bob Goulet singing it.

I think garrett is jesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:54 PM (viF8m)

147 I saw Fresh out of the Vagina open for Hole at the Roxy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 05:55 PM (vJPf4)

148 Nood week in woke roundup

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:55 PM (wzUl9)

149

Well clip my clit and call me Nur-ified

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 05:55 PM (x0n13)

150 Instead of yelling "Who's your daddy?" Elmi would yell "Who's your brother?"
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

"Who's our daddy?!?"

Posted by: grossed myself out, again at October 23, 2026 05:55 PM (VHUov)

151 Robert *Palmer* certainly had a version in 1988. The Wiki article for the song doesn't mention any earlier versions. It's such a hard-charging kind of song, it's hard for me to imagine Bob Goulet singing it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 23, 2026 05:52 PM (wzUl9)
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Robert Palmer doing "Camelot" would be an interested contrast as well. Can see him singing "If Ever I Would Leave You" with a wall of identical stone-faced maidens curtseying behind him.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (ZOv7s)

152 She's going home if not to prison.

That sounds like the terms to a plea deal.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (xE0sV)

153 "Stuck Inside of Elmi with the Somali Blues, Again" - Robert Zimmerman (1966)

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (Qugny)

154 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vTZFs)

155 It can't be because as the Robert Plant song says in "Simply Irresistable"

You are thinking of Robert Goulet.

Posted by: garrett

I'm pretty sure it was Little Richard.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (0U5gm)

156 Palmer wrote his song "Simply Irresistible '.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (vJPf4)

157 Deep Elmi Blues

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (viF8m)

158 >>Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (0U5gm)

THIS guy gets it.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2026 05:57 PM (Qugny)

159 It can't be because as the Robert Plant song says in "Simply Irresistable"

You are thinking of Robert Goulet.

Posted by: garrett

I'm pretty sure it was Little Richard.
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Richard Carpenter?

Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 05:57 PM (TN0g+)

160 Nood
Woke

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 23, 2026 05:59 PM (Sco7b)

161 Did you know Della, the Dealer, and the cat they called Kalamazoo?"

They made it to Arizona as well...

Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 06:00 PM (pfXMo)

162 It can't be because as the Robert Plant song says in "Simply Irresistable"

You are thinking of Robert Goulet.

Posted by: garrett

I'm pretty sure it was Little Richard.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 23, 2026 05:56 PM (0U5gm)

You should hear Liberace’s take from his ‘68 special!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2026 06:15 PM (fheZL)

163 Note to icky El-Sayed: Bill Essayli, a proud Republican, US Attorney in charge of central district of CA, is a Muslim and was elected to be the first Muslim in the CA state legislature. And now he's kicking butt and arresting fraudsters.

Posted by: Random PJ at October 23, 2026 06:42 PM (+jscL)

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