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Now there's this, from a criminal bound to be identified in the press as a 'Virginia man.' QUANTICO, Va. (7News) — A 27-year-old man was arrested Wednesday after police said they found him using a sledgehammer to smash an Iwo Jima statue in Quantico, Virginia. And that brings us to the comparison portion of the show, and as if to illustrate the cancer metastasizing in our formerly sacred society I give you a debasement on the aforementioned that sprang from within who debases the name of a man who, for whatever his faults may be for sure epitomizes what our immigration policy and aims ought to be tailored to and for. Apologies in advacnce. On Thursday’s broadcast of MS NOW’s “The Last Word,” Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) stated that the Trump administration “reviles immigrants” and Elon Musk is “an immigrant who came in, who never really inhaled the real values of our country. … He’s got no real interest in the values of our country, in equal protection and due process and the First Amendment and representative government.”The projection is just off the charts. As I stated before inflicting this radioactive dog turd on you, Elon Musk epitomizes American greatness and what our immigrant experience was, long ago and far away, and now in our imaginations and memories only. Jamie Raskin is worse than the cancer infecting him. Well, as he blasts away at a true patriot, not even a peep about this: A local ABC affiliate reported on Wednesday that the FBI had arrested a 17-year-old resident of McKinney for planning to kill Rep. Keith Self, R-Texas, at an event earlier this month. The Texas congressman is a member of the House Freedom Caucus and co-founder of the Sharia-Free America Caucus, which seeks to bring “attention to concerns surrounding Sharia [law] and its incompatibility with the principles enshrined in the United States Constitution.”Should Raskin live long enough for the Mamdanis, El-Sayeds and Bro-Fo Omar Nur-Saids (or whatever her nom du jour may be) to take over America, I hope I draw my last breath after seeing them slice his puppet head off with a rusty hacksaw because the insult to injury of Judaism and every decent American was that this shitstain on humanity was, by an unfortunate quirk of fate, spawned of Jewish parents. Thank goodness we have real patriots on our side! Neil Bush, the brother of former President George W. Bush and son of former President George H.W. Bush, said Tuesday that he voted for Democrat James Talarico in the Texas Senate race while criticizing President Trump and “those who have enabled him” for causing “enormous damage to the Republican Party.” . . . “But character matters more than party affiliation,” he wrote. “Our democracy depends on leaders who respect our institutions, tell the truth, accept accountability, and seek to unite rather than divide.” Character matters? Oh my. This from the ‘Hunter Biden’ of the Bush family. . . . Chinese oligarch’s company with ties to George W. Bush’s brother plunges in value Neil Bush, the brother of former President George W. Bush, sits on the company’s board as deputy chairman. Neil Bush’s ties to Chinese-owned companies have drawn public scrutiny and once landed a super PAC supporting his brother Jeb Bush in hot water. In August, the company chairman, Hui Chi Ming, was charged with physically assaulting a Hong Kong-based British man in March of this year. Hui was also charged with criminal damage for smashing the British man’s cellphone. Character matters!Well if Raskin doesn't make you vomit like a wino with the DTs that should do the trick nicely. On these and all the rest of the unmitigated dreck, and nugget or two of relative sanity if not actual positivity, I truly hope you all have a great weekend.
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Nooded.
Posted by: Just the punchline at October 23, 2026 07:11 AM (NcvvS) 2
And SPONGE!!
Posted by: Just the punchline at October 23, 2026 07:11 AM (NcvvS) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:11 AM (u82oZ) 4
If you saw a picture of the guy, there is no way you would think "That guy is from Virginia". Venezuela, maybe, yeah.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 07:13 AM (MWfyi) 5
Good morning, Horde!
Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:13 AM (lXoJ5) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:13 AM (u82oZ) 7
“Character Matters” Says Chinese Communist Bush Brother to Explain Talarico Vote Can we talk about your father's mistress? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:14 AM (eRlcH) 8
Only someone with absolutely no respect for the U.S. nor respect for the sacrifices these men made would do this.
Not unlike when BLM was destroying every single statue that hurt their feelz. Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:14 AM (lXoJ5) 9
Atlanta Falcons to be sponsored by Karl's Donuts... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 07:14 AM (x0n13) 10
Good grief. /sock.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 07:15 AM (NcvvS) 11
Morning, all!
Getting ready for work. Kindergarteners today. Got an interview being planned for early next week. Posted by: RandomDave at October 23, 2026 07:15 AM (aJQbY) 12
8 Only someone with absolutely no respect for the U.S. nor respect for the sacrifices these men made would do this.
Not unlike when BLM was destroying every single statue that hurt their feelz. Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:14 AM (lXoJ5) And this describes the past 200 years of the Democrat Party. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 07:15 AM (x0n13) 13
Morning all
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:15 AM (zFt5U) 14
“an immigrant who came in, who never really inhaled the real values of our country. … He’s got no real interest in the values of our country, in equal protection and due process and the First Amendment and representative government.”
I was born here and never inhaled. Nah, I actually had to put effort into by listening in class and reading the content. I inhaled later, after class. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:16 AM (6ydKt) 15
Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:16 AM (RIvkX) 16
>>Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:13 AM (u82oZ)
Saw it was 7:10 and wondered if JJ was up yet. Viola, he was! Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 07:16 AM (NcvvS) 17
Only someone with absolutely no respect for the U.S. nor respect for the sacrifices these men made would do this. They have no respect for the US. To them it's a fallow field waiting to be planted with the weed of socialism. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:16 AM (eRlcH) 18
"Kamala Harris gets crickets from Mississippi rally crowd after butchering motivational quote: ‘Let me repeat that’"
I ain't in no ways 'tarded. Posted by: Camela at October 23, 2026 07:16 AM (MWfyi) 19
Just the punchline
I want to add that I won one of the door prizes at Corsicana. It kicks in after the event of Sponge's untimely demise. I then have the right to yell "Sponge". This is a perfectly useless prize. Sponge is healthier and much younger than me. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:17 AM (u82oZ) 20
It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 07:18 AM (I43vL) 21
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2026 07:18 AM (RORbl) Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:18 AM (RIvkX) 23
. . “But character matters more than party affiliation,” he wrote. “Our democracy depends on leaders who respect our institutions, tell the truth, accept accountability, and seek to unite rather than divide.” Character matters? Oh my. This from the ‘Hunter Biden’ of the Bush family.
"Hold my beer. Now watch this ya'll!" - Neil Bush Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:18 AM (6ydKt) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:20 AM (u82oZ) 25
Just the punchline
I want to add that I won one of the door prizes at Corsicana. It kicks in after the event of Sponge's untimely demise. I then have the right to yell "Sponge". This is a perfectly useless prize. Sponge is healthier and much younger than me. Posted by: NaCly Dog LOL. I won a lifetime exemption of wearing pants in the book thread. Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:20 AM (zFt5U) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:21 AM (u82oZ) 27
Connie Chan runs ads complaining that Scott Weiner's campaign had a chatbot that "mocked her accent" then she closes the ad with her miserable accent. Comical.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:24 AM (RIvkX) 28
(What's worse, Raskin or his Cancer? - jjs)
This is like one of those "Hollywood - Shit or Garbage" things Ace keeps talking about, right? Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:25 AM (6ydKt) 29
Moronin', Hourde!
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at October 23, 2026 07:26 AM (kmSxS) 30
“Our democracy depends on leaders who respect our institutions, tell the truth, accept accountability, and seek to unite rather than divide.” Yeah, let's talk business, Neil. First of all, you're all done. The Bush Family don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. You're getting chased of of Texas by Trump and MAGA. Don't think you can talk to Talarico, make a deal with him, and still keep your state! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:27 AM (eRlcH) 31
Go to any sanctuary city and you can really inhale the values of Latin America. It smells like frijoles and despair.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2026 07:29 AM (BI5O2) 32
LOL. I won a lifetime exemption of wearing pants in the book thread.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:20 AM (zFt5U) ---- So I have been informed... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 07:29 AM (FZ29D) 33
Raskin is so gross. What sort of person conducts an affair with the likes of Liz Cheney, with whom he schemed to falsely impeach PDJT, and abandoning his wife after their son committed suicide?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 07:29 AM (NsQVn) 34
Democrats and leftists are just insufferable people.
There are probably more loathsome democrats than Raskin, but not by much. Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2026 07:30 AM (XV/Pl) 35
Foreign Interference: Zohran Mamdani Gives Last-Minute Boost to Brazil’s Lula
“One month ago, I sat down with President Lula to discuss how government serving poor and working people. Weeks later, Brazil took a historic step: a 40-hour workweek, at least two days off and no cuts to pay for more than 30 million workers,” Mamdani wrote. Because some poor Brazilian guy in Sao Paulo living in a shack next to a freeway overpass is really going to make up his mind based on what the Ugandan-Indian hizzoner of NYC thinks about who should run his country? I like how Mamdani is kind-sorta patting himself on the back for something that had zero to do with him. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:31 AM (6ydKt) 36
I then have the right to yell "Sponge". This is a perfectly useless prize. Sponge is healthier and much younger than me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:17 AM (u82oZ) =============== Sell it to TJM. He might swap you a movie or two! Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 07:31 AM (NsQVn) 37
“You know, I mentor a lot of young people, and I talk to them sometimes and part of the advice I give them is, you know, never let someone else with limited ability to see your capacity be a limitation on your ambition,” Harris said at the Columbus, Miss., rally for Democratic Senate hopeful Scott Colom.
The applause line received barely any reaction from the crowd, prompting the stunned former vice president to painfully deliver it again. “That’s their limitation. That’s not our limitation. That’s their limitation,” Harris continued, before delivering more of her trademark “word salad.” “We are not limited in our ambition and desire and ability to see what is possible and what can be,” she told the crowd. ===== So inspiring. A Winner. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:31 AM (RIvkX) 38
I've noticed an increasing number of Paul types out on the interwebs shifting to the Russian election interference narrative. It's like a toddler's favorite blanket for them.
Posted by: Reddit Cope at October 23, 2026 07:32 AM (BI5O2) 39
Short on facts since I didn't catch all of the dreck this imbecile was spouting on Fox yesterday. While passing through the living room where mr nec was watching Fox an idiot was spouting nonsense about PDT and removing illegals from the US. Typically I ignore what's on tv, that said, what made me stop and listen was his repeated use of "as a Jew'. That's always going to peg my bullshit meter. He compared the removal of Haitians and illegals to what the Jews suffered under the nazis. They're persecuted and no one wants them. Completely ignoring al sayed and mamdani and their fierce hatred of all things Jew. I was gobsmacked that that was why he was voting dem.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 23, 2026 07:32 AM (2NHgQ) 40
Yeah, let's talk business, Neil. First of all, you're all done. The Bush Family don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. You're getting chased of of Texas by Trump and MAGA. Don't think you can talk to Talarico, make a deal with him, and still keep your state!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:27 AM (eRlcH) "Do you know who I am? I'm Neil Bush!" Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:33 AM (6ydKt) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ) 42
High-minded rhetoric.
“Republicans” are the designated Failure Party you see, their proper role in this uniparty arrangement is to play Piñata on the Sunday news programs, for example. Failure theater. Manage the decline, and set expectations. What do we expect? Surrender, that’s what. “We Shall Never Speak of This Again” ought to be part of the RNC platform. “That’s Not Who We Are” and other similar thought ending cliches. Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2026 07:34 AM (GbLWf) 43
"The retired cop accused of fatally shooting a Con Ed worker in a road rage outburst Tuesday on the George Washington Bridge was likely charged with manslaughter instead of murder because the attack wasn’t planned."
His attorney says "It was a road rage incident where the guy went to get his gun without an intention to kill. There was no proof there was an intention to kill the guy.” Lawyers. *spit* Posted by: Camela at October 23, 2026 07:35 AM (MWfyi) 44
“We are not limited in our ambition and desire and ability to see what is possible and what can be,” she told the crowd.
Desire and Seeing = Being She thinks like a third grade witch in training. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:36 AM (6ydKt) 45
The power wielded by the God Emperor of All Humanity Trump I is truly terrifying.
One of the ex-employees for BioWare blames Trump for the company failing. Not the pro-transgender slop game they tried to push two years ago called Dragon Age: Veilguard. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:36 AM (2GVsD) Posted by: Rev. Jesse at October 23, 2026 07:37 AM (yTY59) 47
The only limitation on my ambitions is geology. Can lifelong indentures pulled from government offices and coffee shops really build a canal from Anchorage to New Orleans?
I don't know, but I'm betting on the possibility of what can be limitless. That's why I call it the "Ministry of Social Correction AND Conquest of Nature." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2026 07:38 AM (BI5O2) 48
One of the ex-employees for BioWare blames Trump for the company failing. Not the pro-transgender slop game they tried to push two years ago called Dragon Age: Veilguard.
"The game wasn't a failure! The fans were!" Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:38 AM (lXoJ5) 49
He compared the removal of Haitians and illegals to what the Jews suffered under the nazis. They're persecuted and no one wants them. Completely ignoring al sayed and mamdani and their fierce hatred of all things Jew. I was gobsmacked that that was why he was voting dem.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 23, 2026 07:32 AM (2NHgQ) Also completely ignoring that Haitians have this place called "Haiti" they can go back to at any time. They may not like going back there, few would, but it's not like the Jews in Germany could just get back on a boat back to Hebrewiti in 1939. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:38 AM (6ydKt) 50
>>@willchamberlain
· 3m >>The New York Post has obtained and published an official copy of Ilhan Omar's sister's marriage certificate. >>It describes their father as "Nur Said Elmi," and his profession as a "military officer. >>More evidence that she is not who she says she is. Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 07:38 AM (viF8m) 51
Report: Atlanta Falcons cheerleaders seen practicing their goose-step in recent days.
Posted by: Goose-step's The New Step Today... at October 23, 2026 07:39 AM (EdP2u) 52
It is understandable how the collapse of economies and rise of Fascism in the 1930s drove people to Communism, or at least Socialism. Anti-Semitism was (I guess) supposedly outlawed in the Soviet Union. My knowledge of history is not so great on that last point.
I think one characteristic of leftists in general is often a sort of naïveté that has to be seen to be believed. By no means restricted to “liberals” but it comes with the territory. Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2026 07:39 AM (GbLWf) 53
"It was a family violence incident where the gal went to get her axe without an intention to kill. There was no proof there was an intention to murder her family.”
Posted by: Lizzy Borden's attorney at October 23, 2026 07:39 AM (MWfyi) 54
On Thursday’s broadcast of MS NOW’s “The Last Word,” Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) stated that the Trump administration “reviles immigrants” and Elon Musk is “an immigrant who came in, who never really inhaled the real values of our country. … He’s got no real interest in the values of our country, in equal protection and due process and the First Amendment and representative government.”
Lower caste white Gora man say whut? Posted by: H-1B Indian Tech Bro Executive at October 23, 2026 07:40 AM (wVcYX) 55
To be sure, the present disorder may yet fizzle out. But if it does, it will only be a matter of time before it all happens again, and on an even bigger scale. When that happens, will Marine Le Pen be ensconced in the Elysée Palace instead of Macron? Will the army put on its boots? In other words, are we witnessing the closing chapter of Paris as we know it, or a precursor of a future round of rioting that may yet be squelched by a braver government?
=========================== Big trouble in Paris and the government is nowhere to be found. Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 07:41 AM (5T19r) 56
One of the ex-employees for BioWare blames Trump for the company failing. Not the pro-transgender slop game they tried to push two years ago called Dragon Age: Veilguard.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:36 AM (2GVsD) --- I can't get that video clip of the character coming out as nonbinary out of my head. Who in their right mind thought that was a good idea? Even the other characters in the story thought that character was being ridiculous. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 23, 2026 07:42 AM (FZ29D) 57
Also completely ignoring that Haitians have this place called "Haiti" they can go back to at any time.
Too dangerous. It's full of Haitans. Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:42 AM (lXoJ5) 58
I can sort of understand why people like the Bush clan open their pie holes. Whatever they utter is bounced around the media and Internet for days or weeks. Suddenly they're relevant again and people are asking them for commentary.
It's got to boost their fragile little egos. And they're likely profiting off it. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2026 07:42 AM (RORbl) 59
Thank you JJ
The entire Bush clan can suck sweaty donkey balls as far as I’m concerned. They are an infected pustule on the American body politic Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 07:43 AM (PlkPS) 60
NFL could mean Nein fur Leibe
To properly trigger the short bus window lickers who got offended by the Atlanta Falcons. https://youtu.be/kmzPnpn63nA "Do it Adolf!" Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:43 AM (2GVsD) 61
Should Raskin live long enough for the Mamdanis, El-Sayeds and Bro-Fo Omar Nur-Saids... that this shitstain on humanity was, by an unfortunate quirk of fate, spawned of Jewish parents.
Since you brought this up. And this is a very touchy subject. Help me to understand. Jews are over-represented in the high skill, high competency, high compensation professions. My lawyers, doctors and accountants are all Jewish because of their competency and professionalism. Ethnic Jews are also over represented as absolute shit politicians to the point that as far as hostility to Christianity, Western Civilization and the US Constitution the level of hatred and destruction is indistinguishable from Mamdanis, El-Sayeds and Bro-Fo Omar Nur-Saids. There is no way that Bloomenthal, Schumer, Slotkin, Frey, Mayorkas, Schiff, Ossoff, Sanders, Wyden, Spanberger, et al are compatible with the founding principals of The United States and have worked with the Mamdanis, El-Sayeds and Bro-Fos to actively seek this country and this culture's total destruction. This isn't about picking on ethnic Jews, this demographic is typically over-achieving. Why the hatred by those in politics? Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 07:43 AM (xE0sV) 62
Too dangerous. It's full of Haitans. Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:42 AM (lXoJ5) If they keep screwing around Bukele is going to take it and turn into an open-air gang prison. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 07:45 AM (6ydKt) 63
Who in their right mind thought that was a good idea?
Well definitely not in their Reich mind ja? Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:45 AM (2GVsD) 64
@45
>>The power wielded by the God Emperor of All Humanity Trump I is truly terrifying. Trump occupies an oversized mind share in every leftist. Periodically I go to slash dot to see what tech lunatics are on about. There was an article about the UN decreeing that we are on the cusp of no return on "climate change" the entire comments section was eaten up wit Trump derangement. Why? Apparently he and the US are solely responsible for all of the earths CO2 emissions. And the price of Diesel is high, which leftest want through taxation but that money is not being taxed properly and we also need to not be using Diesel and Trump is preventing the world from not using Diesel but also responsible for it being high, and for not investing in alternative energy, but the price of the thing they don't want us to use is high and we need it to make the things that don't work.... and on and on with that kind of retarded bullsh*t. Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2026 07:45 AM (XV/Pl) 65
I've noticed an increasing number of Paul types out on the interwebs shifting to the Russian election interference narrative. It's like a toddler's favorite blanket for them.
== I can't help but laugh at these imbeciles. They really believe the slop they are brainwashed with. Such simpletons. Often times, I can't help but wonder how people can be so stupid and gullible. Intercepted Reddit Transmissions is such a prime example of this. You want to point and laugh, and weep for humanity all at the same time... Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 07:46 AM (qBdHI) 66
Morning, all!
Getting ready for work. Kindergarteners today. Got an interview being planned for early next week. Posted by: RandomDave at October 23, 2026 07:15 AM (aJQbY) Good luck! I understand from Ah-nold that calisthenics and marching in circles are effective kindergarten activities. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 07:47 AM (wVcYX) 67
61 Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 07:43 AM (xE0sV)
their Judaism is an accident of birth. Their characters are void of morals and ethics. That is bad upbringing and brainwashing. Judaism and Christianity are at the apex of civilizational advancement. The Muslim faith/cult is a demonic totalitarian death cult bent on conquest and domination. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2026 07:47 AM (x0n13) 68
20 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott No, Sir! Too many carbs! Eat protein for breakfast! Don't ruin your health! You'll be sickly, like Aunt Baby! Posted by: MAHA! at October 23, 2026 07:48 AM (EdP2u) 69
If they keep screwing around Bukele is going to take it and turn into an open-air gang prison.
Posted by: SpeakingOf It's workable as long as they give the Dominican Republic some help with security. Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 07:48 AM (lXoJ5) 70
>>I can't help but laugh at these imbeciles. They really believe the slop they are brainwashed with.
Yes, they do. Useful idiots are very handy to those looking to build support for a cause. Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 07:48 AM (viF8m) 71
Like when finding it hard to look away from an accident on the freeway, I’m morbidly fascinated with whether or not this NFL game in Paris will turn into a security fiasco. It’s an obvious target… but the NFL’s arrogance and greed will never let them move the game somewhere else
My head is still spinning regarding Jalen Hurts; pulmonary emboli in both lungs?? The NFL doctor says he case was handled with the utmost conservatism. I guess that means if the average Joe has a blood clot the doc will say: Out of an abundance of caution we recommend you play tackle football then take a transatlantic flight. That’s the most conservative treatment. Unbelievable Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 07:49 AM (PlkPS) Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX) 73
A compliant mass of sociopaths has been created.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:49 AM (2GVsD) 74
good morning!
glad the Atlanta Falcons thing came up! I was dying all yesterday it was amazingly funny. lots of creativity all day long! I feel for the (young I'm guessing) designer - who was tasked with incorporating the Atlanta soccer team's logo to the Falcons logo. What could go wrong?!? lololololol Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 07:50 AM (qBivk) 75
I see that msdnc and nbc are getting concerned about the polling numbers and how they might be very wrong, especially here in Texas.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM (I43vL) 76
So I have been informed...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel I promise to only use it once. Once I can find a good book to read & discuss. Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM (zFt5U) 77
Some pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.
I voted early yesterday, and in this very Red county turnout was the heaviest I’ve seen in any election, ever. Same thing reported at other locations in the county. Usually with early voting, you walk in, walk out; yesterday voting lines were 30 minutes long. Unheard of for early voting! Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM (jTKPp) Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:52 AM (zFt5U) 79
Looking at the Iwo Jima punk's mugshot, I'd say that there is a 99.9% chance he's an illegal alien. His face should be pounded into the rest of the statue. But that's just me.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 07:53 AM (qBdHI) 80
“Our democracy depends on leaders who respect our institutions, tell the truth, accept accountability, and seek to unite rather than divide.”
So we have to go back to Calvin Coolidge to find that example? Because you, Neil, your family, your friends, your in-group are piss poor leaders who have zero respect for this country, lie all the time, passing the buck and think "uniting" is by importing tens of millions of foreign savages into the country and forcing us at gun point to put up with their shit and underwrite their heathen, criminal lifestyle. Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 07:53 AM (xE0sV) 81
BTW the 'NAZI' Eagle is merely the German Imperial Eagle with a swastika added.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:54 AM (2GVsD) 82
Some pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.
-- Heh, well if you can't trust a "pundit," who can you trust?? Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 07:54 AM (qBdHI) Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 07:54 AM (kIFVO) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:55 AM (2GVsD) 85
Pundits need to be punted.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:55 AM (2GVsD) 86
{{{Lady in Black}}}
As my Garland, Texas police cousins would say "He fell down the stairs more than once. Sad." Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ) 87
Some pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.
I voted early yesterday, and in this very Red county turnout was the heaviest I’ve seen in any election, ever. Same thing reported at other locations in the county. Usually with early voting, you walk in, walk out; yesterday voting lines were 30 minutes long. Unheard of for early voting! Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM (jTKPp) Thanks for the voting report. I usually vote on Election Day in the general election (tradition!), but perhaps a closer monitoring next week of daily early voting totals and looking for a break in the crush is in order. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 07:56 AM (wVcYX) 88
Charles Manzon and Adolf Hitler did it long before that. It is called a murder cult.
Posted by: Anna Puma We can be rude. Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 07:56 AM (zFt5U) 89
I voted early yesterday, and in this very Red county turnout was the heaviest I’ve seen in any election, ever. Same thing reported at other locations in the county. Usually with early voting, you walk in, walk out; yesterday voting lines were 30 minutes long. Unheard of for early voting! Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM (jTKPp) Early voting in Brazoria County, TX (Trump +20) is twice that in 2022. On the whole, I don't approve of early voting but I wanted to get it taken care of yesterday to avoid anything that might happen between now and Election Day. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 07:56 AM (eRlcH) 90
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>>ome pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all. I've lived in blue states my entire life, only voted for two Donks in my entire voting history, I may have missed an election in the past 40 years, but if I did, nothing really comes to mind. I think there is too large a block of nominal Republicans/Conservatives in nominal GOP/Conservative states that just take sh*t for granted and that the GOP candidate will win. This is all maddeneing seeing as the Communists are on the march and GOP people are sitting on their bums. Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 23, 2026 07:57 AM (XV/Pl) 91
His departure follows complaints from MAHA supporters about slow progress on food policy, pesticides, and vaccines. Means reportedly argued with the administration over delays to a federal definition of ultra-processed foods.
===================== MAHA has made much progress, and I get that working inside government must be very frustrating. Hope he keeps at it. Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 07:57 AM (p9+j8) 92
Some pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.
-- Heh, well if you can't trust a "pundit," who can you trust?? Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 07:54 AM (qBdHI) Splitter! Posted by: "Experts" at October 23, 2026 07:57 AM (wVcYX) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ) 94
Influencers + experts + pundits + Democrats + Ark B = good idea.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 07:58 AM (2GVsD) 95
Some pundits have said that Republicans in Texas are not enthusiastic about this election, and may vote at all.
I voted early yesterday, and in this very Red county turnout was the heaviest I’ve seen in any election, ever. Same thing reported at other locations in the county. Usually with early voting, you walk in, walk out; yesterday voting lines were 30 minutes long. Unheard of for early voting! Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 07:51 AM Same here in rural NE Texas. Way more people than I normally see in early voting and we are an extremely deep red county. During the primaries the democrats don't even set up and man a voting station. If a democrat comes in to vote during the primary they have to call someone in to help them. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 07:59 AM (I43vL) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ) 97
Salty Dawg, Ark B just has to reach the Sun.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 23, 2026 08:00 AM (2GVsD) 98
The separation of the sheep and the goats as foretold in The Bible has never been more apparent in my lifetime. Surely we are approaching the end of days. Look at what the left/commie/islamo-fascist side of the body politic is promoting and attacking; do these positions honor Y_VH or extend the middle finger to HIM?
Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 23, 2026 08:01 AM (JNTt1) 99
Thanks for the voting report. I usually vote on Election Day in the general election (tradition!), but perhaps a closer monitoring next week of daily early voting totals and looking for a break in the crush is in order.
Posted by: Count de Monet Looks like mine in Fannin County is open tomorrow from 7:00a to 7:00p. I guess I'll run to town. Need to make a grocery run anyway. Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:02 AM (zFt5U) 100
Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.
Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 08:02 AM (77rzZ) 101
>>Memos show that FBI and State Department acted to prevent a Ukrainian witness from testifying to Senate investigators. This is only the latest evidence of "deep state" intervention making sure investigations into alleged Biden family corruption were stalled or sidetracked.
https://tinyurl.com/5xr8x5uh Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:02 AM (viF8m) 102
“A compliant mass of sociopaths has been created”
Well at least now everyone should have a much better idea on what all those innocuous sounding “think tanks” and spook agencies have really been doing for the last 80 years. Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2026 08:03 AM (GbLWf) 103
The latest poll is in and it shows a sharp increase for the recently outed homosexual candidate in Texas:
Graham 59% Paxton 12% Talarico 29% This is CNN Posted by: This is CNN at October 23, 2026 08:04 AM (JAh4c) 104
Heh, well if you can't trust a "pundit," who can you trust??
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 07:54 AM (qBdHI) ==================== Experts! Posted by: Tom Nichols at October 23, 2026 08:04 AM (1ysvM) 105
The Lord is here for you today.
The Lord will be here for you tomorrow. It doesn’t matter what that day brings, that will not change. Have faith. Persevere. Praise God in Heaven. Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 08:04 AM (kIFVO) Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:04 AM (ZxPkt) 107
On this day in 1940, Hitler met with Francisco Franco at Hendaye to try to fix terms by which Spain would enter the war on the Axis side. The meeting, at which Franco made vague promises and inordinate demands, was a flat failure. Hitler later said he'd rather have three or four teeth pulled than go through that again. Had Mussolini been as shrewd as Franco and remained non-belligerent (as he should have), he would have helped Hitler more than by messing about in the Balkans and Africa, needing to be bailed out and eventually having Italy invaded. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:05 AM (eRlcH) 108
Louise Lucas and her spawn spending years in the Fed Pen makes me very happy. She has been a corrupt menace for decades. Should have gone to jail for fomenting riot in the Floyd times. She was actively on scene egging on the mob tearing down a monument with ropes in Portsmouth. One of the rioters was crushed by a chunk of the monument when it came down. He is permanently disabled.
Posted by: Wheels Are Closing In at October 23, 2026 08:05 AM (EdP2u) 109
I see that Tom Skerritt has died at age 93.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 08:06 AM (qBdHI) 110
Very grateful to all you Texans for voting! The pundits want a poll? Let's give them one!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:06 AM (1ysvM) 111
>>Well at least now everyone should have a much better idea on what all those innocuous sounding “think tanks” and spook agencies have really been doing for the last 80 years.
And NGOs. Thousands of them. Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:06 AM (viF8m) 112
Good morning again Horde. Thx JJ. A great weekend to all.
Reading the article by Toto about Hollywood having a few people like Larry David yelling at DSA you realize how stupid Hollywood types are. Obviously they know nothing of past leftist governments and that everything they advocated over the years led to DSA. Oh and Larry, name a leftist government in the West that isn't anti semitic Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 08:06 AM (vJPf4) 113
Rumors that James Talarico blew a penguin have been proven by polling to have enhanced his standing with Democrats.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 23, 2026 08:07 AM (MWfyi) 114
By the way, voting yesterday is all I can do to help in 2026. The rest will have to be consigned to the Will of the Lord. I pray He looks after this great land. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:07 AM (eRlcH) 115
That punk probably knows jack squat about Iwo Jima. Just saw the US flag and guys in uniform and decided they were white supremacy.
Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 08:07 AM (77rzZ) 116
Everyone here have a happy day. I posted this last night and I thought it was really interesting regarding polling. I also feel 0.56% bad for hoping like France burns and explodes this weekend if it'll help for the mid-terms. Lessons need to be learned.
Apparently, I have learned some stuff from the less. Anyways... This was interesting though from GatewayPundit. I actually did see a bit of MSNow in Texas. It made me laugh. For them, I'm sure it was like a Star Trek away mission in a totally foreign environment. Apparently it was. "If you listen to Democrats, the media, and polling firms, you might believe that Texas is about to turn bright blue. Yet if you spend any time with actual Texans, you probably have a very different view. This is what happened to Katy Tur of MSNOW. She recently said on the air that she has become ‘skeptical’ about midterm polling in Texas after she spent some time on the ground in the state. Tur even went so far as to wonder if pollsters are just reporting what they think people want to hear" Gee, ya think.... Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 08:08 AM (Sco7b) 117
Survey of one. I had to go to an area of Harris County yesterday that during the general election had so many Harris sign you could walk across them. I saw one Talarico sign. One. I actually saw a Paxton sign, which was odd.
Unscientific, I know. But probably better than biased pollsters. Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 08:08 AM (kIFVO) 118
That punk probably knows jack squat about Iwo Jima. Just saw the US flag and guys in uniform and decided they were white supremacy. Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 08:07 AM (77rzZ) One of them, Ira Hayes, was a feather-Indian. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM (eRlcH) 119
If you can look at a football team's logo and see Nazi regalia, you have serious problems and should do an agonizing reappraisal of all your life choices.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM (ZxPkt) 120
Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde. Posted by: Inogame at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM (53oGX) 121
"Objectively, the Great Replacement has already occurred" in Europe. Trump has stopped it here, for now.
Excellent link. Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:10 AM (1ysvM) 122
I actually felt bad for cancer getting afflicted with Jamie Raskin
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 08:10 AM (vJPf4) 123
118
That punk probably knows jack squat about Iwo Jima. Just saw the US flag and guys in uniform and decided they were white supremacy. Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 08:07 AM (77rzZ) One of them, Ira Hayes, was a feather-Indian. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM (eRlcH) It's too bad these sub-humans can't just be shot, buried and forgotten. All of them. What a useless societal drain. Someone's coffee hasn't kicked in.... Everyone have a good one. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 08:11 AM (Sco7b) 124
Paxton 65%
Talarico 35% Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 08:11 AM (ua/lL) 125
If you can look at a football team's logo and see Nazi regalia, you have serious problems and should do an agonizing reappraisal of all your life choices.
-- Recall the background packaging on the Olympics Barbie from a couple weeks ago. It's Nazis everywhere! If it isn't Nazis, it's racism. Posted by: Lady in Black at October 23, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI) 126
The Falcons logo is butt ugly. That's all I saw when viewing it.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 23, 2026 08:12 AM (2NHgQ) 127
DeGaulle was quite the asshat at the time as well.
I hadn’t realized the jiggery-pokery that the Brits employed at the time. They were against a cross channel invasion in France right up to June of ‘44, American planners were always concerned with Churchill reneging on his promises of cooperation and insisting on the invasion through Italy or the Balkans. Gen. Montgomery was a real piece of work as well. It was not all sweetness and light betwixt the Allies. The propaganda at the time revolved around the U.S.A. saving England’s colonies, and making the world safe for Communism. Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2026 08:12 AM (GbLWf) 128
Trump has made Drakkonian cuts to the FART Tube Program and Sudsiby putting children of coler here at great risk. Both of them. Do like Burnie Sanders and vote for Komunist candiates in the lection!
Posted by: Mary Of Brattleboro! at October 23, 2026 08:13 AM (EdP2u) 129
Talarico does look like Alfred E Neuman come to life. The resemblance is uncanny
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 08:13 AM (PlkPS) 130
LinusVanPelt, Neuman was a likeable character. Talarico reminds me of Chucky.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 08:15 AM (ua/lL) 131
I voted yesterday in Jersey Village, which is on the northwest side of Houston. There were at least 75 voting kiosks, all were full and I had to wait about 10 minutes to get in. The lady monitoring the line said it was quieter then than earlier. This was about 4:15 yesterday afternoon. BTW, voting in Harris County uses paper ballots and you can easily read your choices on said ballot just to make sure b4 you turn it in to the scanner.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 23, 2026 08:16 AM (JNTt1) 132
Hi Mary! Sorry I didn't make it to the Furorgy last night. My costume is still at the cleaners after the creamed corn incident.
Posted by: Pawl at October 23, 2026 08:16 AM (MWfyi) 133
Well, well, even The Federalist is coming around.
This is a pretty good overview of what DataRepublican has uncovered. >>The DSA Plans To Incite Nationwide Violence Ahead Of 2028 Election https://tinyurl.com/4xc8tuax Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:17 AM (viF8m) 134
Had Mussolini been as shrewd as Franco and remained non-belligerent (as he should have), he would have helped Hitler more than by messing about in the Balkans and Africa, needing to be bailed out and eventually having Italy invaded.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ___________ He did actually help Japan. If Italy had stayed out, the Brits would have been able to station a substantial naval force at Singapore and beef up the garrison as well. Might have had a huge impact on their ability to take the East Indies oil. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2026 08:17 AM (JzUSu) 135
Common Tater
After the Foggia airfields and Napoli were taken, we should not have moved north of that. Corsica was a better bet. Basically, at Casablanca the UK staff system was far superior to the US staff system. We had no answer for the plans of the UK. That came later. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ) 136
To be fair, British were thinking of the casualties received during World War 1.0, the first half. They weren’t too sure that an invasion of France would work and would meet the same kind of numbers.
Then as now, some thought a regime could be brought down with air power alone. “We won’t need to invade” is a perennial favorite. Hm. Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2026 08:18 AM (GbLWf) 137
France imported the Third World, so now it’s dealing with the consequences. The “fiery but mostly peaceful” riots that have devastated multiple cities in France have dragged on into their second week.
Under the ridiculous guise of “student protests,” the red-green alliance of Marxists and Islamists has gleefully looted stores, clashed with law enforcement, and caused general havoc on the streets. ~~ via JJ's Federalist link ====================== This is the future Democrats want for America. Instead, I hope France (and Europe generally) will come to their senses, bundle all these protestors onto planes and send them to camps in Tunisia or elsewhere, and sort out their citizenship and criminal status there. Why keep them in France? Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:18 AM (1ysvM) 138
Like roaches, they are easier to get than get rid of.
Posted by: fd at October 23, 2026 08:19 AM (MWfyi) 139
The media's pushing the "turn out" narrative hoping it will help their preferred candidates... the Muslims and the Socialists (BIRM).
The pollsters are doing the same thing with bogus polling numbers. It's coordinated. It's part of The Plan™ And probably fits in with the seditious assholes DataRepublican has featured on X. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2026 08:19 AM (RORbl) 140
The funny part about these polls that are predicting DOOOOOOM! for us is that they forget a very important fact.
Typically, we evil reich wingers don't answer polls and we don't trust the media. So naturally the results are going to be in favor of the anti America faction. Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 08:19 AM (lXoJ5) 141
Churchill did everything to keep the lifeline to India and the East open. The fighting at al-Alamein and the invasion of Italy were to keep the sealanes through the Med to Suez open. That was also one of the reasons for his Gallipoli campaign in WWI
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 08:20 AM (vJPf4) 142
>>I then have the right to yell "Sponge". This is a perfectly useless prize. Sponge is healthier and much younger than me.
Just got through the content and back into the comments. Yelling 'SPONGE!!' is a substitute for yelling 'FIRST!!' when it would be the second, or later, comment and make no sense. Don't see any reason why you couldn't yell 'Sponge' whenever you want. Posted by: Nazdar at October 23, 2026 08:20 AM (NcvvS) 143
This is the future Democrats want for America. Instead, I hope France (and Europe generally) will come to their senses, bundle all these protestors onto planes and send them to camps in Tunisia or elsewhere, and sort out their citizenship and criminal status there.
Why keep them in France? Posted by: Huck Follywood Because here, we'll shoot them. Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:21 AM (zFt5U) 144
The Falcons logo is butt ugly. That's all I saw when viewing it.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine Doesn't have the same pizzaz as the Brown's helmet. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 08:21 AM (8B4gm) Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:22 AM (pfXMo) 146
It's not a lie... if you believe it!
Posted by: Jame Rastanza at October 23, 2026 08:23 AM (mB8nr) Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 08:23 AM (RIvkX) 148
We have been talking about DataRepublican's work unearthing the details of Democrats planned insurrection against Republican-led federal authority for some days now.
The key part is Democrat governors acting to end public order, and to promote rioting. Will that happen? ====================== DataRepublican’s reporting on documents and recordings from the Democratic Socialists of America and allied networks lays out a calculated strategy for the run-up to the 2028 elections. The goal is sustained mass violence and street clashes designed to push President Donald Trump into invoking the Insurrection Act. Once invoked, Democratic governors and progressive organizations would treat the order itself as evidence of “fascism” and a reason to undermine federal authority. Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:24 AM (UnTkV) 149
@140 saw a vid from the Today show where Kornacki was making the point that Republicans don't talk to pollsters. Luntz was also saying that on CNN and in both cases the hosts seemed to understand. Surprise.
The other factor is the continuing revelation of BS polling outfits. Three have been outed in the last two months, two in the last two weeks Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 08:24 AM (vJPf4) 150
To be fair, British were thinking of the casualties received during World War 1.0, the first half. Unfortunately, the British casualty rate in Normandy was similar to that of Passchendaele. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:24 AM (eRlcH) 151
"Leading Indicators Point To Brighter Prospects for Growth"
FYI, 3rd Quarter GDP results are scheduled to be released next Friday, October 30th. Posted by: Gref at October 23, 2026 08:24 AM (5rh/l) 152
Common Tater
I've gamed out an early 1943 invasion of France numerous times. The US and UK get their buts kicked. In retrospect, every invasion, of Sicily, Salerno, Anzio, was honing our ability to supply forces over the beaches. In addition, we were short of LSTs and amphibious assault vehicles. We needed until June '44 to be able to put 5 divisions onto the far shore. Less divisions could have led to an invasion that could be contained. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ) 153
Paxton 65% Talarico 35% Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 08:11 AM (ua/lL) When the media say a race is "too close to call," you know the Democrat is cooked. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:25 AM (eRlcH) 154
I always thought about an alternate history where we went with Churchill's plan to invade through the Balkans. I figure Germany falls around the same time, but then we just take their place on the Eastern front as Russia seeks to get us out of Eastern Europe and breaks up the alliance. We bash it out them there and in Japan/China, to the extent they can spare effort in the Far East. That goes on for a few months and then BANG - off go the nukes.
Summer of '46, Patton raises Old Glory over the Kremlin. Then, I like to imagine he is elected President and exiles the American Communists to the old Russian gulags we now own. Owen Lattimore is forced to personally crown Chiang Kai-shek Emperor and then pull his rickshaw around Peking while he thrashes him with a long whip. And everyone lives happily after. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2026 08:25 AM (BI5O2) 155
So many sports teams named after birds and birds of prey. Eagles, Falcons, Owls, Seahawks, Cardinals, Ravens, Blue Jays, etc. In the name of equity and fairness, what about us?
Posted by: Turkey Buzzard Alliance at October 23, 2026 08:26 AM (EdP2u) 156
Paxton 65%
Talarico 35% Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 08:11 AM (ua/lL)" Not if we can help it! /Harris County and Teh Bushes Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:26 AM (pfXMo) 157
The pollsters are doing the same thing with bogus polling numbers.
It's coordinated. It's part of The Plan™ And probably fits in with the seditious assholes DataRepublican has featured on X. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2026 08:19 AM (RORbl) I've never understood this strategy. If your candidate is obviously going to win, all the polls say so, your entire bubble agrees, then why not sleep in or handle other stuff? It's in the bag... And on our side, who believes the media? And if they do trust the media, they're probably older and will vote as they always do. smalldeadanimals also had a story yesterday covered by FoxNews about another fake polling website used by the NYT and others - someone mentioned Nate Silver. But yeah, they just made crap up. That's hilarious. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 08:27 AM (Sco7b) 158
The key part is Democrat governors acting to end public order, and to promote rioting. Will that happen?
——- It’s been happening for a long time, near as I can figure. A question of intensity or degree perhaps. Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2026 08:28 AM (I/Icm) Posted by: Please take note at October 23, 2026 08:28 AM (yTY59) 160
>>The key part is Democrat governors acting to end public order, and to promote rioting. Will that happen?
They've done it before. The Summer of Love and space to destroy. Remember the other day The WaPo ran an article claiming that "national security experts" were reaching out to various governors and other state leaders to brief them on potential responses if Trump steals the midterm elections? DR has confirmed that Pritzker was one of those governors. I'd bet good money the others are all Democrats as well. According to DR's reporting Pritzker has already agreed to be a sponsor of a letter claiming the Trump administration is illegitimate. Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:29 AM (viF8m) 161
How much are the protests paying today?
Posted by: Stoner in his parents' basement at October 23, 2026 08:30 AM (yTY59) 162
Ro Khanna, as usual these days, somehow finds a way to beclown himself on the French riots. He is hoping it happens here, in America. How his wife and her family tolerate this asshole, I'll never know.
https://tinyurl.com/ymt5aek6 Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:31 AM (UnTkV) 163
Is this a thing? Because this looks like it could be a thing.
Ilhan Omar is not the Minnesota congresswoman’s 'real name': sources Jeanine Pirro moved to keep the search warrant sealed as DNA, passport and phone were seized in an Oct 12 raid lhan Omar is not the "real name" of the Minnesota congresswoman, Fox News Digital has learned. Her real name is Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, according to two people familiar with the ongoing investigation into the Somali-born congresswoman, including a law enforcement source. And if proven in court that Omar has lived her "entire life under an alias," a former Minnesota federal immigration judge tells Fox News Digital that every single form she ever filled out could be "called into question." https://tinyurl.com/yc64a5a6 Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:31 AM (zFt5U) 164
Unfortunately, the British casualty rate in Normandy was similar to that of Passchendaele.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ________ Considerably less. 70 to 80K dead for Passchendaele. 11K dead for June - August 1944. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2026 08:31 AM (JzUSu) 165
Ben Had… Chucky, yes. The right amount of evil. Alfred E Neuman does capture a cluelessness that seems apt as well
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 08:31 AM (PlkPS) 166
164 Unfortunately, the British casualty rate in Normandy was similar to that of Passchendaele.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ________ Considerably less. 70 to 80K dead for Passchendaele. 11K dead for June - August 1944. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2026 08:31 AM (JzUSu) ====== Are raw numbers rates now? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 08:32 AM (BfShq) 167
118 One of them, Ira Hayes, was a feather-Indian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM (eRlcH) You probably already know this, but another flag holder, Harlon Block, was from Yorktown TX. Posted by: TxAnn at October 23, 2026 08:32 AM (itAg7) 168
Yudhishthira's Dice
Ultimately, we relied on the Communists of Tito to clear the Balkans. Fitzroy McLean was influential here. This effort saved UK lives (who were at the end of their deployable manpower). Terrain and port capacity constraints argue against a Balkan thrust. The best path to Germany was through France. Took less than a year. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ) 169
They're not polls.
They're math models. All models are wrong, some models are useful. Posted by: Please take note Whoa whoa whoa. Sydney Sweeney is a model. And if she's wrong, I don't wanna be right. Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:33 AM (zFt5U) 170
Good morning horde! Happy Friday!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 23, 2026 08:34 AM (ExV1e) 171
>>I want to add that I won one of the door prizes at Corsicana. It kicks in after the event of Sponge's untimely demise.
I then have the right to yell "Sponge". This is a perfectly useless prize. Sponge is healthier and much younger than me. - - - >>LOL. I won a lifetime exemption of wearing pants in the book thread. - - - - LOL!! Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 08:34 AM (rOKnE) 172
118 One of them, Ira Hayes, was a feather-Indian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM (eRlcH) Call him drunken Ira Hayes He won't answer anymore Not the whiskey drinking Indian Or the marine that went to war... Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash at October 23, 2026 08:35 AM (JAh4c) 173
When opening up a Firefox browser some lame default Home screen appears and one of the top line stories is that Secretary of War wanted the Eisenhower globe moved to his office.
It got damaged, and now Trump and Hegseth need to be impeached. NBC lied and said it was the "Original" Eisenhower globe and this never would have happened if Hegseth didn't have this moved by regular staffers. Thank the Democrats for the shutdown and the Army Historians, not seen as Essential Personnel™ were furloughed at the time. Pentagram officials report the damaged globe as a replica, not the actual. Of course the Fifth Column, Fourth Estate will lie to sow division. Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 08:35 AM (a3CJ+) 174
Paxton 65%
Talarico 35% Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2026 08:11 AM (ua/lL)" Not if we can help it! /Harris County and Teh Bushes Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 08:26 AM (pfXMo) Every aspect of voting in Harris County, Texas is suspect. It's hinkiness all the way down. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 08:35 AM (wVcYX) 175
"...that Omar has lived her "entire life under an alias," a former Minnesota federal immigration judge tells Fox News Digital that every single form she ever filled out could be "called into question."
***** Kinda like all of my college records. Posted by: B.O. at October 23, 2026 08:35 AM (yTY59) 176
They're not polls.
They're math models. All models are wrong, some models are useful. Posted by: Please take note Whoa whoa whoa. Sydney Sweeney is a model. And if she's wrong, I don't wanna be right. Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:33 AM (zFt5U) The Sweeney model has passed several validation steps and remains unfalsified by all available data. — Karl Popper (always seeking more Sweeney data) Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 08:36 AM (PlkPS) 177
The Baltimore Ravens were originally going to be the Baltimore Bombers, in honor of that city's role in WW2 aircraft production. But of course, there were objections, because 'bombers' is a very scary word, so... Ravens.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:36 AM (ZxPkt) 178
Yahoo News headline Musk: How he became the most powerful non government Actor.
The Knives are out. Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 08:37 AM (sl73Y) 179
Today Is National Boston Cream Pie Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 23, 2026 08:37 AM (wzaBj) 180
178 Yahoo News headline Musk: How he became the most powerful non government Actor.
The Knives are out. Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 08:37 AM (sl73Y) ======= New news, then? The firebombing of Teslas from about a year ago wasn't that? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 08:37 AM (BfShq) 181
IIRC, the scumbag who took the hammer to the Iwo Jima statue was identified. Latino name. Don't know about immigration status, but it kinda goes without saying...
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 23, 2026 08:37 AM (QaH55) 182
Are raw numbers rates now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison _______ Fair, but the point still holds. About three times as many Brits engaged at Passchendaele vs. Normandy (by the time of the full build up in July), but 7 to 8 times the deaths. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2026 08:37 AM (JzUSu) 183
>>“One month ago, I sat down with President Lula to discuss how government serving poor and working people. Weeks later, Brazil took a historic step: a 40-hour workweek, at least two days off and no cuts to pay for more than 30 million workers,” Mamdani wrote.
Why TF is this tool pretending like he's a mini-POTUS, conduction foreign policy adventures, attempting to meet w/Iran, claiming he'll arrest Netanyahu, and now this??? I get it - he is brazen and daring Trump or the voters (?) to stop him, right? Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 08:37 AM (rOKnE) 184
Yahoo News is an agent of "Bad Luck."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:37 AM (u82oZ) 185
- Restore Christian values to America?
Yeah, good luck with that. The indoctrination that has been taking place in the public schools, that goes back well before the woke indoctrination has "proven" that you can't trust anything in that Book. Or at the very least can make it say whatever you want it to say. Look at how many otherwise intelligent people are sure that we share an ancestor with chimpanzees. Consider what that school of thought implies. That we then also share an ancestor with, chickens, lizards fish and yes, even broccoli. All the way back to a bacteria like, simple, single cell. **shakes head** Im'ma say good morning to the widow and get ready to go fishing. Posted by: TeeJ at October 23, 2026 08:38 AM (ix5nG) 186
The Baltimore Ravens were originally going to be the Baltimore Bombers, in honor of that city's role in WW2 aircraft production. But of course, there were objections, because 'bombers' is a very scary word, so... Ravens.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:36 AM (ZxPkt) Oh, come on! Posted by: Washington Bullets at October 23, 2026 08:38 AM (wVcYX) 187
178 Yahoo News headline Musk: How he became the most powerful non government Actor.
The Knives are out. Posted by: From about That Time They will get him back on the plantation one way or another. Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 08:38 AM (lXoJ5) 188
>> IIRC, the scumbag who took the hammer to the Iwo Jima statue was identified. Latino name. Don't know about immigration status, but it kinda goes without saying...
Illegal, DACA, and all extensions to remain in the country have run out. Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 08:38 AM (rOKnE) 189
More refineries are needed in America, as California has forced closures and someone has started fires elsewhere, so CNBC says Trump invoked the Defense Production Act yesterday to help.
===================== President Donald Trump determined on Thursday that petroleum production, refining, and related activities are essential to national defense, a move that could open up U.S. funding for fossil fuel projects. In a presidential memo, Trump also invoked part of the Cold War-era Defense Production Act, allowing him to provide financial incentives for oil-related activities, pipelines and storage of liquid fuels. Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:39 AM (boztw) 190
Ro Khanna, as usual these days, somehow finds a way to beclown himself on the French riots. He is hoping it happens here, in America. How his wife and her family tolerate this asshole, I'll never know
Yet another example of why foreigners should never rule over American Citizens. Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 08:39 AM (a3CJ+) 191
PS - you attack the Iwo Jima statue, you are not attacking the US Government, you are directly attacking the wwII GI Joe, who is still held in very high respect.
This is a mistake. Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 08:39 AM (sl73Y) 192
Whoa whoa whoa. Sydney Sweeney is a model. And if she's wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:33 AM Yoo-hoo! Posted by: Lizzo at October 23, 2026 08:41 AM (yTY59) 193
Game 1 of the World Series is tonight between Milwaukee Brewers and Tampa Bay Rays.
I'm a National League fan so I'm hoping the Brewers win. Posted by: dantesed at October 23, 2026 08:41 AM (Oy/m2) 194
The indoctrination that has been taking place in the public schools, that goes back well before the woke indoctrination has "proven" that you can't trust anything in that Book.
Or at the very least can make it say whatever you want it to say. 1 Corinthians 2:14 Principle applies. To the unregenerate, the Bible is a closed book. Posted by: Community Notes at October 23, 2026 08:41 AM (a3CJ+) 195
"Medicare for All Is Popular—Until People Find Out How It Would Work"
Leftists who tout Medicare for All, and Canadians and Europoors who believe we are crazy to not enjoy the wonderful benefits of socialized medicine, do not understand what women in America and a lot of men want first and foremost. To see a GP doctor TODAY without going to the Emergency Room, then see a specialist TOMORROW (or no later than the next Monday). Tell AWFLs and women with a sick child the first available appointment for a GP is a week away, or three months away for see any specialist, and there will be blood in the streets. The blood of politicians. Posted by: Gref at October 23, 2026 08:42 AM (5rh/l) 196
"...But of course, there were objections, because 'bombers' is a very scary word, so... Ravens.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:36 AM" *polite cough* Posted by: E. A. Poe at October 23, 2026 08:42 AM (yTY59) 197
Game 1 of the World Series is tonight between Milwaukee Brewers and Tampa Bay Rays.
I'm a National League fan so I'm hoping the Brewers win. Posted by: dantesed at October 23, 2026 08:41 AM (Oy/m2) ================= It will be good baseball! Looking forward to it myself, even though it will not have Cleveland playing. Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:43 AM (boztw) 198
196 "...But of course, there were objections, because 'bombers' is a very scary word, so... Ravens.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:36 AM" *polite cough* Posted by: E. A. Poe at October 23, 2026 08:42 AM (yTY59) ========= The Baltimore Poes would have been a terrible name! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 08:43 AM (U/SFE) 199
The Baltimore Ravens were originally going to be the Baltimore Bombers, in honor of that city's role in WW2 aircraft production. But of course, there were objections, because 'bombers' is a very scary word, so... Ravens.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:36 AM (ZxPkt) I’m easily amused so I get a kick out of Mike Florio constantly referring to the Ravens as “the original Browns” and the current Browns as “the new Browns”…. He’s not wrong and it annoys both fan bases Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 08:43 AM (PlkPS) 200
The Baltimore Bombers could have had a WW2-era 500-lb bomb logo on their helmets
ah, what might have been Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt) 201
186 The Baltimore Ravens were originally going to be the Baltimore Bombers, in honor of that city's role in WW2 aircraft production. But of course, there were objections, because 'bombers' is a very scary word, so... Ravens. Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:36 AM (ZxPkt) I actually think it a good choice. They wanted a name that would represent the new Baltimore, and Blackbirds was too obvious. An even better name would be Diablos Negros, but not enough Hispanics there yet for that. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2026 08:44 AM (jTKPp) 202
Rep. Keith Self... is a member of the House Freedom Caucus and co-founder of the Sharia-Free America Caucus, which seeks to bring “attention to concerns surrounding Sharia [law] and its incompatibility with the principles enshrined in the United States Constitution.”
Report: Teen Plotted To Assassinate Texas GOP Congressman On Behalf Of ISIS === forever vigilance , otherwise we turn into Europe Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 08:44 AM (AKptf) 203
In the name of equity and fairness, what about us?
Posted by: Turkey Buzzard Alliance at October 23, 2026 08:26 AM (EdP2u) Turkey's can't fly. Not much use for a flightless birds and sports teams. That's why you don't see the Washington D.C. Ostriches, although that would fit the city well. Penguins don't count as everybody knows they can play some decent hockey on the ice. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 08:44 AM (6ydKt) 204
Tell AWFLs and women with a sick child the first available appointment for a GP is a week away, or three months away for see any specialist, and there will be blood in the streets. The blood of politicians. Posted by: Gref at October 23, 2026 08:42 AM (5rh/l) Put AWFLs on a waiting list for a therapist and see the blood run! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:44 AM (eRlcH) 205
It's all so obvious. Listen to what Pritzker says on this short clip.
>>@DarrenBaileyIL · 13h >>JB Pritzker BRAGGED about having moles in our military. Now he's named on tape as one of two governors ready to declare the federal government illegitimate. >>Turns out JB's just a wannabe dictator with a trust fund. https://tinyurl.com/msdf6xnb Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m) 206
Game 1 of the World Series is tonight between Milwaukee Brewers and Tampa Bay Rays.
I'm a National League fan so I'm hoping the Brewers win. Posted by: dantesed at October 23, 2026 08:41 AM (Oy/m2) I’m old enough to remember the 1982 World Series when the Brewers were the American League representative (and lost to the National League’s Cardinals). Robin Yount, Gorman Thomas, Cecil Cooper et al… Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 08:45 AM (PlkPS) 207
It's also,
National Croc Day. Posted by: redridinghood at October 23, 2026 08:45 AM (wzaBj) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:45 AM (eRlcH) 209
Sydney Sweeney is a model.
Princess Lee Radziwill was a pole. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 23, 2026 08:46 AM (zdLoL) 210
First time in a long time that neither team in the WS has ever won a WS.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 08:46 AM (vJPf4) Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:47 AM (boztw) 212
We never really caught on.
Posted by: The Baltimore Edgars at October 23, 2026 08:47 AM (yTY59) 213
and we need to stop calling a last-second pass a 'Hail Mary' and return to calling it 'the bomb'
out of deference to our Catholic friends Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:47 AM (ZxPkt) 214
If you can look at a football team's logo and see Nazi regalia, you have serious problems and should do an agonizing reappraisal of all your life choices.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM And if you can do it while cheering Biden's "Nuremburg rally" speech, you need to be beaten with tire irons. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 08:47 AM (KRh8R) 215
@206 Harvey's Wallbangers
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 08:47 AM (vJPf4) 216
Honestly, I'm kinda glad that Calley Means is leaving the administration. Both he and his sister give me the creeps.
Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 23, 2026 08:48 AM (3ImbR) Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 08:48 AM (rOKnE) 218
208 Hadrian, that’s the universal formula for everything.
Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 08:48 AM (77rzZ) 219
The List of Bird Sports Names would not be complete without the most popular Birds in all of sports, having won five Stanley Cups, c'mon, you know who....
Posted by: ....The Pittsburgh Penguins! at October 23, 2026 08:48 AM (EdP2u) 220
If you can look at a football team's logo and see Nazi regalia, you have serious problems and should do an agonizing reappraisal of all your life choices.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM And if you can do it while cheering Biden's "Nuremburg rally" speech, you need to be beaten with tire irons. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 08:47 AM (KRh8R) Insomniac brand. There is no substitute. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX) 221
220 Insomniac brand. There is no substitute.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX) ======= Speaking of long dormant nics, Cat Ass Trophy showed up yesterday afternoon. He did not complain about YouTube embeds this time, as far as I can tell. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 08:49 AM (U/SFE) 222
Still no name on woman that drove into soccer field???
Posted by: MAC V SOG at October 23, 2026 08:50 AM (P4Pk9) 223
> IIRC, the scumbag who took the hammer to the Iwo Jima statue was identified. Latino name. Don't know about immigration status, but it kinda goes without saying...
-------------- FWIW... last night when this story broke, one of the reports said this asshole "beheaded" the statue. There was a photo of a head, on the ground nearby and another of the whole statue where you could see the missing part. My first thought wasn't about a Hispanic nutter. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 23, 2026 08:50 AM (RORbl) 224
"I shall attack the American symbol of the war against Japanese Imperialism in order to protest imperialism."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 08:51 AM (U/SFE) 225
The Condors would be a good name for a sports team. It’d have to be a California team, though.
Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 08:52 AM (77rzZ) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 08:52 AM (YSUhf) 228
We are a nation held hostage by lunatics who hallucinate racism at regular intervals, especially in election years.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 08:52 AM (6ydKt) 229
Why not return to The Grits Blitz?
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 23, 2026 08:53 AM (c4qG0) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:54 AM (u82oZ) 231
225 The Condors would be a good name for a sports team. It’d have to be a California team, though.
Posted by: Bulg at October 23, 2026 08:52 AM (77rzZ) Roseanne needs to buy a baseball team and call it The Connors. She can be the manager and sing the national anthem before every game. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 08:54 AM (6ydKt) 232
First time in a long time that neither team in the WS has ever won a WS. Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 23, 2026 08:46 AM (vJPf4) As far as I can tell, the last time was 1980. The Phillies (previously lost in 1915 and 1950) beat the Royals (first WS). Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:54 AM (eRlcH) Posted by: zombie Ray Kroc at October 23, 2026 08:55 AM (MWfyi) 234
In order to stop all the pansies from getting the vapors over team names, I suggest a random drawing for numbers. Like Bingo.
Drum roll: As a ball falls: The Dallas Cowboys will forever be known as "42". The Pittsburgh Steeler will forever be known as "37". The Miami Dolphins will forever be known as "12". Etcetra, etcetra, etcetra. Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:55 AM (zFt5U) 235
227 Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2026 08:52 AM (YSUhf)
=================== That's a crazy story. Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:55 AM (sWibC) 236
Let me know if you've heard this one.
A Florida female attorney walks into a Mississippi gun shop... Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 08:56 AM (6ydKt) 237
Yes, The Riots In France Are Because Of Mass Immigration
"And that's why we need MORE immigration! Things will turn around once enough unfortunate brown people touch our magic dirt!" At least that seems to be the mindset. Posted by: NR Pax at October 23, 2026 08:56 AM (lXoJ5) 238
179 Today Is National Boston Cream Pie Day.
Posted by: redridinghood Nothing good has come out of Boston since 1856. In fact, the original name for my pie was Chocolate Cream Pie. Posted by: Chef Augustine Francois Anezin at October 23, 2026 08:56 AM (EdP2u) 239
Now that CA has admitted it has no way to identify illegals voting and desire to try, the growing outcry by Democrats about "He wants to put National Guard troops at our polling stations!!" is more understandable.
We knew they let illegals vote, but it's likely more prevalent and organized than imagined. Oh yeah, also the latest example: Kattie Hobbs' people in AZ registering illegals to vote https://tinyurl.com/49cc5ch9 Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 08:56 AM (rOKnE) Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 08:57 AM (rOKnE) 241
Someone is getting their ass whooped on election day.
Y'all won't have "the Turd" to kick around anymore. Posted by: Thom "the Turd" Tillis at October 23, 2026 08:57 AM (V1UNp) 242
>>"And that's why we need MORE immigration! Things will turn around once enough unfortunate brown people touch our magic dirt!" At least that seems to be the mindset.
They don't really believe it. They are getting the exact outcome they wanted. Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 08:57 AM (viF8m) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 08:57 AM (eRlcH) 244
Didn’t Vermont try Medicare for All with Green Mountain Care? The excuses for its failure was epic!
Posted by: Unkaren at October 23, 2026 08:57 AM (m6fGY) 245
Here's another DOOM prediction.
From zerohedge...I know...they've predicted 103 out of the last 2 recessions. And avoid the sewer of a comment section. "Republicans are confronting an increasingly concerning political situation in Kansas, where a Senate seat the party has held for more than a century has become unexpectedly competitive. Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS) is facing Democrat Adam Hamilton in a reelection contest that recent polling suggests is within single digits, despite the Sunflower State not having elected a Democrat to the U.S. Senate since 1932. During an appearance on Fox Business Network's Big Money, Marshall was pressed about why the race remains so close. "Well, no, I think it's the price of gasoline," Marshall declared. "It's that simple, and I'm not sure it's as close as what the national polls are showing. Six years ago, I was an open seat. The poll showed the same thing, and we won by 11 points. Now, I don't think we're going to win by 11 points right now."" This is the kind of crap I always see on CNN and MSNow. President Trump is holding rallies in conservative strongholds, polling shows the dems have a shot. BLUE WAVE BABY!! Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 23, 2026 08:58 AM (Sco7b) 246
Nothing good has come out of Boston since 1856. In fact, the original name for my pie was Chocolate Cream Pie.
Posted by: Chef Augustine Francois Anezin at October 23, 2026 08:56 AM (EdP2u) ===== IT IS NOT PIE! Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX) 247
The Dallas Cowboys will forever be known as "42". The Pittsburgh Steeler will forever be known as "37". The Miami Dolphins will forever be known as "12". Etcetra, etcetra, etcetra. Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 08:55 AM (zFt5U) Every team in California should be '420' Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 08:58 AM (6ydKt) 248
>>A Florida female attorney walks into a Mississippi gun shop...
. . . and asks which gun and bullets will penetrate an ICE agent's protective gear! Oooopps Woopsie! You're arrested Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 08:59 AM (rOKnE) 249
The Drunk Republican
@DrunkRepub I love how Ilhan Omar married her brother, Elissa Slotkin is calling for the imprisonment of Trump admin officials, and Deep State bureaucrats are planning a coup, and all the Democrats can respond with is “Lindsey Graham was gay.” ============= Democrats be crazy. Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 08:59 AM (sWibC) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 23, 2026 08:59 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 09:00 AM (rOKnE) 252
Actually, most of the reaction I've seen to Atlanta's new
Millennian Falcon has been good humored derision of their lack of historical awareness. Nobody is expecting them to goosestep out of the locker room. Although a goosestepping parrot as a mascot would be a good move. Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 09:01 AM (sl73Y) 253
IT IS NOT PIE!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX) I keep telling people that about pizza but all the Italians start giving me the throat-slicing hand signal afterwards. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:01 AM (6ydKt) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 09:01 AM (eRlcH) 255
What's your point?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 09:00 AM (rOKnE) ==== The Truth, as always. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX) 256
Like the shoe or the animal?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 08:48 AM (rOKnE) ****** The shoe. Posted by: redridinghood at October 23, 2026 09:01 AM (wzaBj) 257
I used to watch the World Series every year. For whatever reason I’m not all that interested this year. Doubt I’ll watch. I’m guessing ratings will be pretty bad what with two small market teams. I’m sure MLB was hoping for Yankees-Dodgers
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 09:01 AM (PlkPS) 258
Didn’t Vermont try Medicare for All with Green Mountain Care? The excuses for its failure was epic!
Posted by: Unkaren _________ Tennessee tried something similar with TennCare, extending Medicaid to the uninsured and uninsurable. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 23, 2026 09:02 AM (JzUSu) 259
A Florida female attorney walks into a Mississippi gun shop...
. . . and asks which gun and bullets will penetrate an ICE agent's protective gear! Oooopps Woopsie! You're arrested Posted by: Lizzy If I worked a public front facing job, I would either wear a body cam or Meta glasses set to record for my entire shift. Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2026 09:02 AM (zFt5U) 260
I keep telling people that about pizza but all the Italians start giving me the throat-slicing hand signal afterwards.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:01 AM (6ydKt) ===== I ate at a pizzeria Wed. night that says its not "pizza" its a "pinsa" Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 09:02 AM (RIvkX) 261
I was bedazzling my Crocs all this week leading to the big celebration today! I'm squealing with delight! My thanks to redridinghood for the shout-out and support!
Posted by: The Great Poofter at October 23, 2026 09:02 AM (EdP2u) 262
I’m sure MLB was hoping for Yankees-Dodgers Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 23, 2026 09:01 AM (PlkPS) Fox executives would throw interns into a volcano for a Yankees-Dodgers series. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 09:03 AM (eRlcH) 263
>>The shoe.
I can possibly celebrate this thanks to unseasonably warm weather and a cute pair of platform flipflops by Crocs, heh! Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 09:04 AM (rOKnE) 264
Didn't Spamburger have to remove 6600 illegal voters from the rolls a few months back?
Little coverage of that fiasco. And there's probably a whole shit ton more. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 09:04 AM (8B4gm) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 09:04 AM (eRlcH) 266
264 Didn't Spamburger have to remove 6600 illegal voters from the rolls a few months back?
Little coverage of that fiasco. And there's probably a whole shit ton more. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 23, 2026 09:04 AM (8B4gm) ==== Ohio removed 250,000 since 2024, and it got zero coverage. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:05 AM (U/SFE) 267
The Mexican who destroyed the statue has been here since 1999. Obama let him stay since he was a minor under some kind statute the government has on the books. Biden renewed him to stay but as of this year he was told to leave.
He done over $100,000 damage to the statue. He is a POS that should have never been aloud to stay. The government needs to stop these people from coming here. They are nothing but trouble. Posted by: Case at October 23, 2026 09:05 AM (Dd7BU) 268
Today Is National Boston Cream Pie Day.
Posted by: redridinghood In college, my friend and I would visit my grandmother and rave about his next door old german lady made the best boston cream pie. Shortly after, we would receive my grandmother's version, which was superb. Next holiday, he would visit the old german lady, rave about my grandmother's Boston Cream pie, and return to school with the german ladie's version. We kept this up one entire year, probably got five or six pies (cakes, really) out of it. Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 09:06 AM (sl73Y) 269
>>"...that Omar has lived her "entire life under an alias," a former Minnesota federal immigration judge tells Fox News Digital that every single form she ever filled out could be "called into question."
IT'S FUNNY WATCHING TRUMP RIFF ON THIS, POINTING OUT THAT SHE'S BEEN SWORN INTO CONGRESS UNDER A FALSE NAME THEN HE ASKED SPEAKER JOHNSON TO KICK HER OUT FOR IT Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 23, 2026 09:07 AM (rOKnE) 270
Mysterious triangle aircraft moving at 1800 miles per hour now overflying War Department technology testing sites.
https://tinyurl.com/mr2ap7un Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 23, 2026 09:07 AM (R1Uv/) 271
New news, then?
The firebombing of Teslas from about a year ago wasn't that? Posted by: No, it's becoming more personal. They want him, specifically, dead. Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 09:07 AM (sl73Y) 272
Didn't Spamburger have to remove 6600 illegal voters from the rolls a few months back?
~~~~~ Wasn't the 6600 number from New Jersey? Not that it matters; it's likely ten times that amount in every blue state. Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 23, 2026 09:08 AM (3ImbR) Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 09:08 AM (qBivk) 274
267 Obama let him stay since he was a minor under some kind statute the government has on the books.
Posted by: Case at October 23, 2026 09:05 AM (Dd7BU) ======= No statute. It was DACA, an EO. Deferred action. A quasi-legal state where the federal government told people that while the feds knew they were here and not legal, the feds would do nothing to deport them. Trump tried to end it in Trump 1.0, but the Administrative Procedures Act wasn't followed according to SCOTUS (APA is...of questionable constitutionality). What Trump 2.0 is doing now instead of directly ending the program is letting all of the deferred protections lapse, giving ICE a larger pool to deport from without legal boundary. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:08 AM (U/SFE) 275
The very best pie-thrower in Hollywood history was Moe Howard.That man was deadly accurate and should have a statue on the National Mall in his honor.
Posted by: The Sixth Stooge at October 23, 2026 09:09 AM (EdP2u) 276
271 New news, then?
The firebombing of Teslas from about a year ago wasn't that? Posted by: No, it's becoming more personal. They want him, specifically, dead. Posted by: From about That Time at October 23, 2026 09:07 AM (sl73Y) ======== This is not new. At all. They've been calling for his death since 2024 at least. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:09 AM (U/SFE) Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 23, 2026 09:09 AM (3ImbR) 278
So the Asterisks weren't able to cheat their way in?
Posted by: Just got here at October 23, 2026 09:09 AM (yTY59) 279
True story related to me by my late grandmother:
When she and Grandad were dating in 1920's Baltimore, he took her to dinner at an Italian restaurant. At the end of the meal, they spotted a new menu item to order for dessert. Pizza Pie. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 09:10 AM (wVcYX) 280
btw I have no doubt the Left is planning on empowering (even more!) their "rotten borough" states (like PA!) to "defy" the rest of the country, because OMB. (even when orange man is gone)
it IS scary. they have BEEN doing it! seriously I have to move. just had a talk with youngest. we're gonna prep this winter to sell in spring and head out. I like Donalds and he looks safe to win. if their scenario plays out, maybe it's "better" to be in one of "their" states, but fuck that. I want to be in an American state. Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 09:11 AM (qBivk) 281
That AWFL podcaster called for JD to be shot:
https://tinyurl.com/yhfbac6k Secret Service, do your job! @SecretService At least interview Jennifer Welch, NOW!! “Vance thinks he’s gonna be president...we need to keep FIRING, PISTOLS FIRING, at ALL TIMES, towards this guy. He is not fit to be a father. He is not fit to be a husband. He is not fit to be a Vice President.” In the same rant, she called Vance an “Antichrist-style sociopath” and a “white nationalist prostitute bigot” She is sparking new threats against Vance, and she is fully aware of the consequences. Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2026 09:11 AM (rOKnE) 282
Learn something new every day:
Brave AI: Pinsa, also known as pinsa romana, is an oval-shaped Roman flatbread that serves as a lighter, more digestible alternative to traditional pizza. It was created in 2001 by Italian entrepreneur Corrado Di Marco, who trademarked the name to market a new product line, though he later admitted the historical connection to ancient Rome was fabricated for promotional purposes. The dough is distinct from pizza due to its unique flour blend of wheat, rice, and soy, which provides a crisp exterior and airy, cloud-like interior. Key characteristics include: High Hydration: The dough contains up to 80% water, compared to roughly 50% in standard pizza dough. Long Fermentation: It undergoes a slow leavening process of 48 to 72 hours, which breaks down gluten and fats, making it easier to digest and lower in calories. While marketed as an "ancient Roman" dish, pinsa is a modern invention that has evolved into a global food trend, with pinserias now operating in major cities and frozen versions available in grocery stores. The name derives from the Latin verb pinsere, meaning "to pound" or "to stretch." Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:12 AM (6ydKt) 283
If you can look at a football team's logo and see Nazi regalia, you have serious problems and should do an agonizing reappraisal of all your life choices.
Posted by: Don Black at October 23, 2026 08:09 AM And if you can do it while cheering Biden's "Nuremburg rally" speech, you need to be beaten with tire irons. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 08:47 AM (KRh8R) Insomniac brand. There is no substitute. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2026 08:48 AM When you care enough to use the very best. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 09:12 AM (KRh8R) 284
So the Asterisks weren't able to cheat their way in? Posted by: Just got here at October 23, 2026 09:09 AM (yTY59) Of course, the Yankees and Dodgers were doing exactly the same thing, but MLB wasn't going to drop the hammer on its marquee teams, so the Astros took the fall. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 09:12 AM (eRlcH) 285
Posted by: Bigly Bad at October 23, 2026 09:11 AM (rAQ15)
======= No Democrat is running on this issue now when it's most relevant. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:13 AM (U/SFE) 286
I don't approve of early voting
There have been way, way, way, too many instances of "mistakes" being made on election day (inoperable machines, wrong pens, not enough ballots, etc.) and always in red precincts, to wait for the last possible day to vote. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 23, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e) 287
282 Trump’s idiotic war will lead to a Democrat senate and president in 2029, implementing a scotus expansion.
Heckuva job Donnie. Posted by: Bigly Bad at October 23, 2026 09:11 AM (rAQ15) Like they needed Trump and a war to do what they wanted to do anyhow. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:14 AM (6ydKt) 288
Posted by: Bigly Bad at October 23, 2026 09:11 AM (rAQ15)
Since you're so terrific at reading the future, can you please tell me what next weeks lottery numbers are? Thanks, Bigly Posted by: Not quite so bigly at October 23, 2026 09:14 AM (JrHfD) 289
Posted by: Bigly Bad at October 23, 2026 09:11 AM
Your concern is: [X] Noted [ ] Other than noted Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 09:15 AM (KRh8R) 290
288 Like they needed Trump and a war to do what they wanted to do anyhow.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:14 AM (6ydKt) ======= Oil outflows on the strait itself are above prewar levels, there's no open conflict between the nations, and the war amounts to a blockade that's slowly strangling Iran as a nation to death. Yeah, this is worse than Iraq, for sure. Complete political fallout. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:15 AM (U/SFE) 291
Is it a thing to wear mismatched Crocs? Like a white one and a yellow one from two different pairs? I've seen two teenagers doing it in two separate places.
Posted by: Young People!! at October 23, 2026 09:16 AM (EdP2u) 292
273 Leavened: Cake
Unleavened: Pie This is settled science. thousand percent this! Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 09:08 AM (qBivk) One word: Cheesecake Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:16 AM (6ydKt) 293
There have been way, way, way, too many instances of "mistakes" being made on election day (inoperable machines, wrong pens, not enough ballots, etc.) and always in red precincts, to wait for the last possible day to vote. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 23, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e) Even though I live in a well-run red county, this is a recurrent concern of mine. One polling place had no parking. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 09:16 AM (eRlcH) 294
What kind of human garbage would openly do it right at the site of the Marine headquarters?
The kind we pay to do these things. You think an illegal, whose job is to steal, would do this and risk their sweet gig? Of course not. They lay low. Posted by: The Op at October 23, 2026 09:16 AM (IYMzU) 295
Like they needed Trump and a war to do what they wanted to do anyhow. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:14 AM (6ydKt) Trump is an excuse, not a reason. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 09:17 AM (eRlcH) 296
Bigly Bad is mostly dumb.
Posted by: dantesed at October 23, 2026 09:17 AM (Oy/m2) 297
Posted by: Bigly Bad at October 23, 2026 09:16 AM (rAQ15)
======== Iran is a non-issue. An excuse by Democrats to suddenly realize that things got expensive under Biden, which they couldn't talk about for 4 years. Oil isn't affected by the conflict anymore since outflows are back to prewar levels (actually over it). Oil is now more affected by the Russia/Ukraine thing than anything else. And we're not losing troops, so we don't get "death counts" on TV of troops. No one actually gives a shit about bombing ME countries, which will probably start post-election again, because it's been going on for so long. Not every war is Iraq, and people not being able to understand that is making American politics dumber. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:19 AM (U/SFE) 298
Well, I don't care what they call it. The government should not allow these foreign people into the country. We know how this crap turns out. Nothing but trouble. Hell, look at Europe.
Posted by: Case at October 23, 2026 09:19 AM (Dd7BU) 299
Yeah, this is worse than Iraq, for sure. Complete political fallout. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:15 AM (U/SFE) And diesel prices are high because the Dems favorite short Eastern European potentate is bombing Russian oil refineries and ports. And Trump is the bad guy for spending two years trying to end that war. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:19 AM (6ydKt) 300
From her various utterances, Jennifer Welch does not strike me as either a trained theologian nor a deeply committed Christian, so throwing around the term "Anti Christian" about Vance seems to be a trifle much., to say the least.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 09:20 AM (JrHfD) 301
296 Bigly Bad is mostly dumb.
Posted by: dantesed The term "retard" is underused and has fallen out of fashion for some reason. Posted by: 24 and Me at October 23, 2026 09:20 AM (EdP2u) 302
I love how people who constantly complain about Trump taking down Iran have no answer to how Trump should have stopped Iran from building nukes, funding terrorists that kill our people and interests and had developed ballistic missile technology that could already reach central Europe and soon would have been able to reach the US.
It's not a war. It's a bombing campaign, a damn effective one, and an economic blockade that has crippled Iran. Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 09:20 AM (viF8m) 303
299 And diesel prices are high because the Dems favorite short Eastern European potentate is bombing Russian oil refineries and ports.
And Trump is the bad guy for spending two years trying to end that war. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:19 AM (6ydKt) ======== Hey now. We can't ignore decades of regulation from the EPA which made opening refineries in America cost prohibitive and dangerous business ventures alongside CA bragging about closing a few of their own. We had 300 refineries in the US in the 70s. We have less than half that today. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:20 AM (U/SFE) 304
One word: Cheesecake Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 09:16 AM (6ydKt) "Modern cheesecake is not usually classified as an actual 'cake', despite the name (much like Boston cream 'pie'). Some people classify baked cheesecake as a torte due to the usage of many eggs, which are the sole source of leavening, as a key factor. Others find compelling evidence that it is a custard pie, based on the overall structure, with the separate crust, the soft filling, and the absence of flour. Other sources identify it as a flan, or tart." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 09:21 AM (eRlcH) 305
Posted by: Bigly Bad at October 23, 2026 09:20 AM (rAQ15)
======= Gas prices have never actually affected election results. Should have been a huge red wave in 2022 because gas was actually higher then. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 09:21 AM (U/SFE) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0572 seconds. |
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