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Trump's DHS is Knocking on Doors to Ask People About Their Immigration Status and Voter Status as the Left Continues Lying About Its Legions of Illegal Voters
Update: Big Win in Court for Border Enforcement
Charles Schumer and Democrats are suing to keep illegal aliens on the voter rolls.
Federal agents with the Department of Homeland Security have been knocking on doors in several states to ask residents about their immigration status and if they've registered to vote or voted in past elections. The operation is part of a broader election-integrity effort to prevent noncitizens from voting ahead of the midterms, CBS News reported. The Northern California office of Homeland Security Investigations posted photos on X in September showing agents knocking on doors with the comment that "HSI in Northern California will investigate any allegations of noncitizen voting and is committed to ensuring the enforcement of federal election law." The Kansas City office of HSI also posted photos of its agents knocking on doors with the comment, "AMERICAN ELECTIONS ARE FOR AMERICANS." The number of home visits increased in September and continued over the past weekend, according to CBS. The Department of Justice on Monday announced a string of arrests related to alleged voter fraud in California. ... "These are not isolated instances," another official said, before confirming that the DOJ was reviewing thousands of alleged illegal voting cases across the country.
Does it sound bad that the feds claimed 16,000 illegal voters but then reduced that to 185? It does sound bad. Because it's another lie.
The Democrats are fighting for the their lives when it comes to battling election integrity efforts. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries announced a federal lawsuit challenging the Trump administration's efforts to identify and remove suspected noncitizens from state voter-registration lists. The 44-page complaint, filed in federal court in Washington, D.C., alleges that the Department of Homeland Security has supplied states with unreliable lists of supposedly ineligible voters and pressured election officials to act on them. The plaintiffs offer Nevada as an example, claiming that federal investigators initially identified approximately 16,000 suspected noncitizen registrants before narrowing the figure to 185, whom Nevada officials subsequently identified as apparent citizens. Democrats claim that the administration's actions threaten eligible voters' rights and interfere with state election administration. Of course. "None of this is lawful," the complaint reads.
The DHS isn't claiming these are all illegal aliens voting illegally. It's notifying the states that these are noncitizens who may or may not be voting. They are asking states to verify if these noncitizens, including legal residents and illegal aliens, are registered to vote or not. And the blue states are of course refusing to undertake this simple clerical step, because they want the illegal hordes voting for Democrats.
David J. Bier
@David_J_Bier Only 28% of a sample of DHS's bogus list of 20,000 voters that it claimed were "verified" noncitizen voters actually voted. So that's 5,600 out of 5 million California noncitizens. That'd be 0.1% (if they are noncitizens, which they probably aren't based on DHS's record).
If a check of 200 noncitizens find that 60 of them illegally voted, that is bad. That tells you the level of illegal voting going on, if blue states bothered enforcing the law. Which they refuse to do.
Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew You've got the numbers wrong. I'm not saying Lee is right -- he's not. The 20,000 names are ACTUAL Green Card holders with California addresses with USCIS who match names and addresses with registered voters in California's publicly available voter registration list. DOJ never said they all voted in the past. It only asked California to independently verify their eligibility to register because if they were Green Card holders they are ineligible. It is not exculpatry to say, as LA County has said, "Only 28% have vote." That's actually a confession. 0000.00% should have voted if they are Green Card holders. LA County conceded that 60 out of 200 have a voting history. DOJ/DHS says those 60 are ineligible because they are not citizens.
Calif was ASKED to confirm, and if they can't confirm to set their ballots aside until confirmation of eligibility to vote is determined. I go back and forth between whether your are a liar or just stupid. The 20,000 are "High Confidence" determinations by DHS that they are not citizens. There are tens of thousands more that are "Medium" or "Low" confidence that DOJ did not send. And no one has even broached the subject of illegal aliens who registered when they obtained Driver's Licenses.Speaking of elections: The leftwing NGOs and foreign billionaires have a new caravan of illegals coming just in time for the midterms.
A new migrant caravan consisting of hundreds of Central American migrants departed southern Mexico on Tuesday, with some hoping Democratic victories in November's midterm elections could lead to changes in President Donald Trump's immigration enforcement policies. The group, calling itself "Caravan Without Borders," departed Tapachula, near Mexico's border with Guatemala, with migrants seeking legal status in Mexico or opportunities to continue north toward the United States. Mexican newspaper Milenio initially estimated the caravan at more than 400 people, while Diario del Sur reported that its numbers had grown to approximately 700 after departing Tapachula. Participants reportedly include migrants from Honduras, Guatemala, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Haiti, Venezuela and Cuba. Independent journalist Julio Rosas interviewed caravan members who expressed hope that Democrats would win the upcoming midterm elections, potentially signaling a shift in U.S. border enforcement. ... Participants cited economic hardship, limited employment opportunities and lengthy immigration processing delays as reasons for joining the caravan.Weird-- none of those are claims entitling them to asylum. Don't worry, though, once the NGOs' corrupt fraud-on-the-court lawyers tell them the lies they need to tell to make an asylum claim, they'll all claim they're being oppressed by local governments or street gangs.
Some reportedly had previously been deported from the United States and were attempting to return to reunite with family members. ... A separate caravan attempted a similar journey in April but dispersed after Mexican authorities intervened and returned numerous migrants to southern Mexico.
Someone's trying to change the corrupt and absurdly destructive visa lottery, but of course Democrats will filibuster and block it.
Texas GOP Rep. Keith Self introduced a bill Thursday to repeal the State Department's Diversity Immigrant Visa lottery, which offers permanent residency to up to 55,000 applicants annually from countries with lower levels of immigration to the United States. The Trump administration attempted to end the program last year after the alleged perpetrator behind shootings at Brown University and MIT used it to enter the country. The alleged shooter was a Portuguese national. A California judge ruled last week that the administration must reinstate the program, which was created by Congress.
"I wonder who the judge is who made this decision." https://t.co/0LLP55A2OD
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) October 22, 2026
Update: The Fifth Circuit has ruled that illegal aliens being removed from the interiror of the country (that is, deported, not turned away at the border) can be detained without bond for the duration of the deportation proceedings.
He also blasts the communist dissenters for claiming that illegal aliens have an unalienable right to "locomotion" -- moving freely as they wish -- post-arrest, while previously voting in favor of no-bond detention of conservatives for speech the communist establishment didn't like. Obviously Democrats desperately want illegal aliens set free after they're caught so they can just run and hide out at a new address.
HUGE: The en banc Fifth Circuit just held, 11-6, that illegal aliens caught in the interior can be detained without bond for the duration of their removal proceedings.
Judge James Ho in a concurring opinion: "A nation ceases to be a nation if it can't protect its borders." https://t.co/nvnnmaeW8d— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) October 23, 2026
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Out Bladed!
Posted by: Max Power at October 23, 2026 03:11 PM (SwyyQ)
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THE BLADE IS BLADING OUT TODAY, BERY BLADINGLY
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:11 PM (iFTx/)
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Charles Schumer and Democrats are suing to keep illegal aliens on the voter rolls.
Nothing tell you more of what the Dems want than what they push for and what they push to protect.
Nothing tell you more of what the Dems want than what they push for and what they push to protect.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:13 PM (l3cgK)
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Aw the gray got fixed.
Posted by: Part-time Thinker at October 23, 2026 03:13 PM (+W+Ln)
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Trump isn't doing anything about immigration.
And I have to vote against Michael Whatley in NC to teach Trump a lesson about taking immigration seriously.
And I have to vote against Michael Whatley in NC to teach Trump a lesson about taking immigration seriously.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:13 PM (U/SFE)
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the blade is dulled.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)
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Makes you wonder how many states are actually blue
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:15 PM (EX3Wq)
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4 Aw the gray got fixed.
Posted by: Part-time Thinker at October 23, 2026 03:13 PM (+W+Ln)
Somebody issued a Gray Day...
Posted by: Part-time Thinker at October 23, 2026 03:13 PM (+W+Ln)
Somebody issued a Gray Day...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:15 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 03:16 PM (eRlcH)
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If places like CA don't verify citizenship, and don't ask for ID, how can anyone even guess at how many are illegal.
They allow same day registration and effectively all you need is a name to register and vote. Any discussion has to start with that.
They allow same day registration and effectively all you need is a name to register and vote. Any discussion has to start with that.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 03:16 PM (0efKR)
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the blade is dulled.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)
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Even a dull Blade is still sharp, though!
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)
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Even a dull Blade is still sharp, though!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)
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Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle
I think the whole "Blade is first" is redundant and a bore, although the actual poster Blade is quite an intelligent fellow.
I think the whole "Blade is first" is redundant and a bore, although the actual poster Blade is quite an intelligent fellow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:17 PM (JrHfD)
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coulda been first but thought the content was worth reading. check. it should be a campaign issue, dems fight for the right of everyone to vote at least once
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:17 PM (CWTWj)
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Why are we importing so many judges?
Are they just doing the job Americans won't do?
Are they just doing the job Americans won't do?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:19 PM (6ydKt)
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you live in an empty lot? ok, go ahead, here's your ballot
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:19 PM (CWTWj)
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see update
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:19 PM (1wjle)
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With this mail voting fraud bet lots of Illegals tossed out will get their votes in and counted even if tjey personally don't fill them out.
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 03:20 PM (Ia/+0)
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16 see update
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:19 PM (1wjle)
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YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:19 PM (1wjle)
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YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:20 PM (U/SFE)
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ho ho ho then
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:20 PM (CWTWj)
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16 see update
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:19 PM (1wjle)
Slightly better news, but I'm still pissed off that a Mexican judge is ruling on American immigration issues.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:19 PM (1wjle)
Slightly better news, but I'm still pissed off that a Mexican judge is ruling on American immigration issues.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:21 PM (6ydKt)
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If you illegally vote in our elections your Green Card can be revoked. If you are not a citizen, nor a green card holder you can be permanently barred from entering the country. INA § 237(a)(6)
Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:21 PM (0RGA5)
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re 21: ha ha ha (obama and biden judges)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:22 PM (CWTWj)
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"LA County conceded that 60 out of 200 have a voting history."
Anyone still think that there aren't tens of millions of illegals and non-citizens voting in every election cycle?
Probably 10 million non-citizens vote just in CA every election.
It's why Democraps will fight absolutely to the ends of death and beyond to stop even the most violent degenerate illegal from being deported. Every deported illegal is one less vote for them.
And no, I don't mean that pedophile sex traffickers from Sinaloa are physically showing up on election day to vote. I do mean that their votes are being counted somehow (harvesting, fake mail-in, etc).
Anyone still think that there aren't tens of millions of illegals and non-citizens voting in every election cycle?
Probably 10 million non-citizens vote just in CA every election.
It's why Democraps will fight absolutely to the ends of death and beyond to stop even the most violent degenerate illegal from being deported. Every deported illegal is one less vote for them.
And no, I don't mean that pedophile sex traffickers from Sinaloa are physically showing up on election day to vote. I do mean that their votes are being counted somehow (harvesting, fake mail-in, etc).
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)
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Don't we have any American Judges ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 03:22 PM (+gK6I)
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>>> being removed from the interiror of the country
Ace. Is interiror like the very middle or of your buried in the desert?
Ace. Is interiror like the very middle or of your buried in the desert?
Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:22 PM (0RGA5)
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Judge James Ho in a concurring opinion: "A nation ceases to be a nation if it can't protect its borders."
This is sensible.
This is sensible.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:22 PM (l3cgK)
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Slightly better news, but I'm still pissed off that a Mexican judge is ruling on American immigration issues.
dropping her off (from some height) into her home country would do a lot to stop this sort of ill behavior
dropping her off (from some height) into her home country would do a lot to stop this sort of ill behavior
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (qBivk)
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26 Judge James Ho in a concurring opinion: "A nation ceases to be a nation if it can't protect its borders."
This is sensible.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:22 PM (l3cgK)
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"A nation is magic soil that turns all who step on it into Jeffersonian democracy advocates."
-George W. Bush
"I hate America, and I just want to destroy it."
-Barack Obama
This is sensible.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:22 PM (l3cgK)
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"A nation is magic soil that turns all who step on it into Jeffersonian democracy advocates."
-George W. Bush
"I hate America, and I just want to destroy it."
-Barack Obama
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (U/SFE)
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re 24: you want the likes of boasberg in every case?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (CWTWj)
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I think the A-10 should be used for border enforcement, raining hellfire down on any attempt at an invasion.
But I may be too moderate for some. A scorched earth 10 mile dead zone on the Canadian and Mexican borders is also acceptable to me.
But I may be too moderate for some. A scorched earth 10 mile dead zone on the Canadian and Mexican borders is also acceptable to me.
Posted by: Unsportsmanlike Conduct is a Capital Crime to Me at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (1Aai7)
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Does it sound bad that the feds claimed 16,000 illegal voters but then reduced that to 185
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I bet those 185 voted 1000s of time each on the orders of DNC staffers
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I bet those 185 voted 1000s of time each on the orders of DNC staffers
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (mTzaS)
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Yeah I tend to believe the only reason places like California and New York elect Democrats is due to illegal alien voting. Every time we turn around the numbers get bigger. It’s also why they don’t want to release their voter roles.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (0RGA5)
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Judge Ho ain't no ho
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (EX3Wq)
Posted by: THE JEWS at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (tmYdE)
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29 re 24: you want the likes of boasberg in every case?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (CWTWj
Would it make a difference ?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (CWTWj
Would it make a difference ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (+gK6I)
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Thank you everyone for interesting discussions on earlier threads, and thank you to Ace for providing this platform where we can piss... I mean pass away the hours...,
Time to have lunch and maybe take a drive along the beach in my truck....maybe be back on ONT.
Time to have lunch and maybe take a drive along the beach in my truck....maybe be back on ONT.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (QGaXH)
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"Update: The Fifth Circuit has ruled that illegal aliens being removed from the interiror of the country (that is, deported, not turned away at the border) can be detained without bond for the duration of the deportation proceedings."
That is fucking YUGE. A very big win for the good guys heading into the weekend.
That is fucking YUGE. A very big win for the good guys heading into the weekend.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (EX3Wq)
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Most of these anti constitutional rulings are coming from foreign born judges.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:25 PM (0RGA5)
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re 34: ?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:25 PM (CWTWj)
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added to update:
He also blasts the communist dissenters for claiming that illegal aliens have an unalienable right to "locomotion" -- moving freely as they wish -- post-arrest, while previously voting in favor of no-bond detention of conservatives for speech the communist establishment didn't like.
He also blasts the communist dissenters for claiming that illegal aliens have an unalienable right to "locomotion" -- moving freely as they wish -- post-arrest, while previously voting in favor of no-bond detention of conservatives for speech the communist establishment didn't like.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:25 PM (1wjle)
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The smart illegals remained in the shadows and didn't sign up for all the Dems bullshit.
Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 03:25 PM (UjdFS)
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37 "Update: The Fifth Circuit has ruled that illegal aliens being removed from the interiror of the country (that is, deported, not turned away at the border) can be detained without bond for the duration of the deportation proceedings."
That is fucking YUGE. A very big win for the good guys heading into the weekend.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)
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I think it only applies in the Fifth Circuit.
But, DHS policy has been to get illegals they arrest into a Fifth Circuit state as fast as possible for more than a year.
Habeus claims have to be filed in the circuit held, not the circuit picked up. And the 5th rejects like 99% of habeus claims.
37 "Update: The Fifth Circuit has ruled that illegal aliens being removed from the interiror of the country (that is, deported, not turned away at the border) can be detained without bond for the duration of the deportation proceedings."
That is fucking YUGE. A very big win for the good guys heading into the weekend.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)
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I think it only applies in the Fifth Circuit.
But, DHS policy has been to get illegals they arrest into a Fifth Circuit state as fast as possible for more than a year.
Habeus claims have to be filed in the circuit held, not the circuit picked up. And the 5th rejects like 99% of habeus claims.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (U/SFE)
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Our biggest obstacle in reforming this country isn't Democrats. It's the RINOs in the Senate.
Get rid of blue slips. And start voting against these lawless judges Democrats keep nominating. Grow a pair.
Get rid of blue slips. And start voting against these lawless judges Democrats keep nominating. Grow a pair.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (viF8m)
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But this trunkload of ballots in my Buick is still good?
Right?
Posted by: THE JEWS
Oops sock fail
Right?
Posted by: THE JEWS
Oops sock fail
Posted by: Al Franken at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (tmYdE)
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Land mines would work for border protection, but Princess Diana kind of was the one trying to end them if you remember
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (Ia/+0)
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28 26 Judge James Ho in a concurring opinion: "A nation ceases to be a nation if it can't protect its borders."
This is sensible.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:22 PM (l3cgK)
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"A nation is magic soil that turns all who step on it into Jeffersonian democracy advocates."
-George W. Bush
"I hate America, and I just want to destroy it."
-Barack Obama
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (U/SFE)
"Where's my ice cream?"
-Joe Biden
This is sensible.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:22 PM (l3cgK)
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"A nation is magic soil that turns all who step on it into Jeffersonian democracy advocates."
-George W. Bush
"I hate America, and I just want to destroy it."
-Barack Obama
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (U/SFE)
"Where's my ice cream?"
-Joe Biden
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (l3cgK)
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Washington Gov. Ferguson offers unarmed, out-of-uniform Guard observers to deter ballot box threats
Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (EX3Wq)
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>>>44 Our biggest obstacle in reforming this country isn't Democrats. It's the RINOs in the Senate.
Get rid of blue slips. And start voting against these lawless judges Democrats keep nominating. Grow a pair.
Yup. The media always wants to claim these leftwing judges are "appointed by Republicans." No, they were appointed due to Democrat insistence through the blue slip process.
Get rid of blue slips. And start voting against these lawless judges Democrats keep nominating. Grow a pair.
Yup. The media always wants to claim these leftwing judges are "appointed by Republicans." No, they were appointed due to Democrat insistence through the blue slip process.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (1wjle)
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I’m not first because I’m lazy and don’t care.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (Jc4hv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (raF1/)
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Another problem -
Wall Street Apes
@WallStreetApes
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1h
Somali translators are at the polling stations in Maine and they are allegedly directing people on how to vote
They are even approaching Somali who don’t ask for a translator. The poll workers are asking them not to help those who don’t request help, but they don’t listen. They approach the voters anyway
First off, of course we have to assume that this is voter fraud and they are directing people on how to vote. I’m sure in some way they are linked to Democrat funded NGOs
But one of the other things is WHY does anyone voting in America need a translator??? What are we even doing in this country
There are also documented videos of NGOs bringing groups of Somali voters to Lewiston City Hall for early voting
It’s going to be rigged
Wall Street Apes
@WallStreetApes
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1h
Somali translators are at the polling stations in Maine and they are allegedly directing people on how to vote
They are even approaching Somali who don’t ask for a translator. The poll workers are asking them not to help those who don’t request help, but they don’t listen. They approach the voters anyway
First off, of course we have to assume that this is voter fraud and they are directing people on how to vote. I’m sure in some way they are linked to Democrat funded NGOs
But one of the other things is WHY does anyone voting in America need a translator??? What are we even doing in this country
There are also documented videos of NGOs bringing groups of Somali voters to Lewiston City Hall for early voting
It’s going to be rigged
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (kX27y)
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so much to do ...
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (AKptf)
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>>Obviously Democrats desperately want illegal aliens set free after they're caught so they can just run and establish a new address.
Just some perspective, as I think the Left is sharing strategies around the world.
In UK, one of their biggest hurdles is that the courts ruled that they can not detain someone unless there is reasonable expectation that they will be removed quickly. So the Left created processes that take forever to get through, and then said that no one can be detained because it might take months.
Detainment was a disincentive to illegal entry, as if you got in, got caught, you would just be held. Now, you get in and are set free while the paperwork is dealt with and so more and more try because at worst they get a year in UK before a free trip home. They overwhelmed the system.
They tried that in USA too, and that is why the Left is intent on making detention so hard. Why they fought alligator alcrataz, family separation, etc....
Just some perspective, as I think the Left is sharing strategies around the world.
In UK, one of their biggest hurdles is that the courts ruled that they can not detain someone unless there is reasonable expectation that they will be removed quickly. So the Left created processes that take forever to get through, and then said that no one can be detained because it might take months.
Detainment was a disincentive to illegal entry, as if you got in, got caught, you would just be held. Now, you get in and are set free while the paperwork is dealt with and so more and more try because at worst they get a year in UK before a free trip home. They overwhelmed the system.
They tried that in USA too, and that is why the Left is intent on making detention so hard. Why they fought alligator alcrataz, family separation, etc....
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (0efKR)
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Willow'd:
Really, what did he accomplish that will have lasting consequence for the nation?
Other than Justice Action Jackson, who will be the anti-DEI bad example that keeps on giving ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:55 PM (QGaXH)
He let so many millions in that we have not yet undone his demographic self-alienation of America. His catastrophic bugout from Afghanistan armed jihadis there and brought others here. The price inflation from the Crony Enrichment Acts he signed will never be reversed, because if nothing else, the Federal Reserve would not allow it out of fear of a deflationary trap; everything is permanently more expensive.
Three is enough to make the point, but there are of course more. (I didn't even get to the Russo-Ukrainian War and its consequences.)
Really, what did he accomplish that will have lasting consequence for the nation?
Other than Justice Action Jackson, who will be the anti-DEI bad example that keeps on giving ?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 02:55 PM (QGaXH)
He let so many millions in that we have not yet undone his demographic self-alienation of America. His catastrophic bugout from Afghanistan armed jihadis there and brought others here. The price inflation from the Crony Enrichment Acts he signed will never be reversed, because if nothing else, the Federal Reserve would not allow it out of fear of a deflationary trap; everything is permanently more expensive.
Three is enough to make the point, but there are of course more. (I didn't even get to the Russo-Ukrainian War and its consequences.)
Posted by: SciVo at October 23, 2026 03:28 PM (ke3zm)
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Now I have an en banc ruling
Ho - Ho - Ho
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (EX3Wq)
Shouda socked John McClane
Now I have an en banc ruling
Ho - Ho - Ho
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (EX3Wq)
Shouda socked John McClane
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:28 PM (l3cgK)
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Isn’t there already a circuit split on that ruling? That tees it up for SC.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:28 PM (0RGA5)
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Yup. The media always wants to claim these leftwing judges are "appointed by Republicans." No, they were appointed due to Democrat insistence through the blue slip process.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (1wjle)
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I think Chuck Grassley is the main reason the blue slip policy (not even a Senate rule) remains.
The appointment power is kind of all the Senate has left since they gave up statutory writing and oversight of the executive and powers of the purse decades ago.
Yup. The media always wants to claim these leftwing judges are "appointed by Republicans." No, they were appointed due to Democrat insistence through the blue slip process.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (1wjle)
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I think Chuck Grassley is the main reason the blue slip policy (not even a Senate rule) remains.
The appointment power is kind of all the Senate has left since they gave up statutory writing and oversight of the executive and powers of the purse decades ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:28 PM (U/SFE)
60
Where's my ice cream?"
-Joe Biden
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (l3cgK)
"Turn that shower up a little dear it's getting cold and you know what happens when it gets cold"
-Also Joe Biden
-Joe Biden
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (l3cgK)
"Turn that shower up a little dear it's getting cold and you know what happens when it gets cold"
-Also Joe Biden
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:28 PM (EX3Wq)
61
they bussing people from illinois to michigan to "help" Muhamad Sayed
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 03:28 PM (AKptf)
62
I voted for this.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:29 PM (dK+Kv)
63
Shouda socked John McClane
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:28 PM (l3cgK)
It's Friday I'm off my game
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 23, 2026 03:28 PM (l3cgK)
It's Friday I'm off my game
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:29 PM (EX3Wq)
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I think the whole "Blade is first" is redundant and a bore, although the actual poster Blade is quite an intelligent fellow.
The blade is gay.
The blade is gay.
Posted by: COPS! at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM (XejnB)
65
37 "Update: The Fifth Circuit has ruled that illegal aliens being removed from the interiror of the country (that is, deported, not turned away at the border) can be detained without bond for the duration of the deportation proceedings."
That is fucking YUGE. A very big win for the good guys heading into the weekend.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)
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I think it only applies in the Fifth Circuit.
But, DHS policy has been to get illegals they arrest into a Fifth Circuit state as fast as possible for more than a year.
Habeus claims have to be filed in the circuit held, not the circuit picked up. And the 5th rejects like 99% of habeus claims.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (U/SFE)
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True, only 5th circuit. But that's an important circuit for immigration enforcement, as you point out.
The decision is also yuge because (i) it reversed two earlier district court decisions from activist judges and (ii) an en banc decision from the 5th circuit on an issue of first impression (I think) will be influential going forward.
That is fucking YUGE. A very big win for the good guys heading into the weekend.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (iFTx/)
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I think it only applies in the Fifth Circuit.
But, DHS policy has been to get illegals they arrest into a Fifth Circuit state as fast as possible for more than a year.
Habeus claims have to be filed in the circuit held, not the circuit picked up. And the 5th rejects like 99% of habeus claims.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (U/SFE)
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True, only 5th circuit. But that's an important circuit for immigration enforcement, as you point out.
The decision is also yuge because (i) it reversed two earlier district court decisions from activist judges and (ii) an en banc decision from the 5th circuit on an issue of first impression (I think) will be influential going forward.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/)
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>>>In UK, one of their biggest hurdles is that the courts ruled that they can not detain someone unless there is reasonable expectation that they will be removed quickly. So the Left created processes that take forever to get through, and then said that no one can be detained because it might take months.
wow.
Your honor, please be merciful in sentencing me for murdering my parents. I'm an orphan, your honor.
wow.
Your honor, please be merciful in sentencing me for murdering my parents. I'm an orphan, your honor.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM (1wjle)
67
The only thing worse than schtick is commentary on schtick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM (U/SFE)
Posted by: Senator Mitch McConnell at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM (XE5AP)
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Looked up Jude Araceli Martinez-Olguin's Wiki page.
She was born in Mexico City in 1977.
Nowhere does it say when she entered the U.S., when she became a citizen, nothing.
She just shows up having graduated from Princeton in 1999 and UC Berkeley Law School in 2004. Serves as a ;aw clerk for a feederal judge from 2004 - 2006 and then it's:
From 2017 to 2018, she served as the managing attorney at the Immigrants' Rights Project at Community Legal Services in East Palo Alto, California. From 2018 to 2023, she was the supervising attorney at the National Immigration Law Center.
Before Biden appointed her to the bench in 2022.
She should have been recused as a judge on this case.
No excuse, other than corruption, as to why she was allowed to.
She was born in Mexico City in 1977.
Nowhere does it say when she entered the U.S., when she became a citizen, nothing.
She just shows up having graduated from Princeton in 1999 and UC Berkeley Law School in 2004. Serves as a ;aw clerk for a feederal judge from 2004 - 2006 and then it's:
From 2017 to 2018, she served as the managing attorney at the Immigrants' Rights Project at Community Legal Services in East Palo Alto, California. From 2018 to 2023, she was the supervising attorney at the National Immigration Law Center.
Before Biden appointed her to the bench in 2022.
She should have been recused as a judge on this case.
No excuse, other than corruption, as to why she was allowed to.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM (6ydKt)
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But one of the other things is WHY does anyone voting in America need a translator??? What are we even doing in this country
There are also documented videos of NGOs bringing groups of Somali voters to Lewiston City Hall for early voting
It’s going to be rigged
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM
Well you have to have a basic understanding of english to become a citizen in the US so if someone who is voting needs a translator ipso facto that marks them as a non citizen who is not eligible to vote.
There are also documented videos of NGOs bringing groups of Somali voters to Lewiston City Hall for early voting
It’s going to be rigged
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM
Well you have to have a basic understanding of english to become a citizen in the US so if someone who is voting needs a translator ipso facto that marks them as a non citizen who is not eligible to vote.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (I43vL)
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@53 -- How the fuck does any Somali become a US citizen? It would be one thing to allow them into the country as green-card holders, or some such, on humanitarian grounds (note: not if it were up to me), but allowed to become citizens? WTF?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (XMwZJ)
72
The Mexican Judge above I believe got no republican votes and Kamala had to break the tie.. In 2022/3 ...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (+gK6I)
73
He also blasts the communist dissenters for claiming that illegal aliens have an unalienable right to "locomotion" -- moving freely as they wish -- post-arrest, while previously voting in favor of no-bond detention of conservatives for speech the communist establishment didn't like.
Posted by: ace
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I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now
Posted by: ace
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I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now
Posted by: Little Eva at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (0efKR)
74
Well if the feral judge says DHS can't conduct interrogations of potential invader voters, I guess they'll have to find some other people to do it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (jb8Ss)
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12 Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle
I think the whole "Blade is first" is redundant and a bore, although the actual poster Blade is quite an intelligent fellow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:17 PM (JrHfD)
Awwww...Fen, let him have his fun.....
I think the whole "Blade is first" is redundant and a bore, although the actual poster Blade is quite an intelligent fellow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:17 PM (JrHfD)
Awwww...Fen, let him have his fun.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (QGaXH)
76
I think the whole "Blade is first" is redundant and a bore, although the actual poster Blade is quite an intelligent fellow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:17 PM (JrHfD)
it is the same fellow
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:17 PM (JrHfD)
it is the same fellow
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2026 03:33 PM (AKptf)
77
If shtick was never funny it ceases to be shtick
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:33 PM (EX3Wq)
78
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (QGaXH
Of course. I have no power or wish to stop it. I just think it's silly.
Of course. I have no power or wish to stop it. I just think it's silly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:33 PM (JrHfD)
79
This made me laugh -
Christian Datoc
@TocRadio
·
1h
NEW: Gov. Ron DeSantis gifted POTUS a custom gold coin upon his arrival to Florida. Asked the President to come show it to us…
It’s engraved with a smiling image of the President flipping the bird and reads “YOU MISSED BITCHES”
Christian Datoc
@TocRadio
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1h
NEW: Gov. Ron DeSantis gifted POTUS a custom gold coin upon his arrival to Florida. Asked the President to come show it to us…
It’s engraved with a smiling image of the President flipping the bird and reads “YOU MISSED BITCHES”
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 03:33 PM (kX27y)
80
they bussing people from illinois to michigan to "help" Muhamad Sayed
Posted by: runner
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Do they allow chickens and goats on the bus?
Posted by: runner
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Do they allow chickens and goats on the bus?
Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 03:33 PM (UjdFS)
81
In UK, one of their biggest hurdles is that the courts ruled that they can not detain someone unless there is reasonable expectation that they will be removed quickly. So the Left created processes that take forever to get through, and then said that no one can be detained because it might take months.
Detainment was a disincentive to illegal entry, as if you got in, got caught, you would just be held. Now, you get in and are set free while the paperwork is dealt with and so more and more try because at worst they get a year in UK before a free trip home. They overwhelmed the system.
They tried that in USA too, and that is why the Left is intent on making detention so hard. Why they fought alligator alcrataz, family separation, etc....
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (0efKR)
They are doing it in Canada, too.
I've read several articles where judges up there have shortened sentences so the convicted criminals won't trigger the length of sentence which automatically means deportation.
It's common throughout Europe, too.
Detainment was a disincentive to illegal entry, as if you got in, got caught, you would just be held. Now, you get in and are set free while the paperwork is dealt with and so more and more try because at worst they get a year in UK before a free trip home. They overwhelmed the system.
They tried that in USA too, and that is why the Left is intent on making detention so hard. Why they fought alligator alcrataz, family separation, etc....
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 03:27 PM (0efKR)
They are doing it in Canada, too.
I've read several articles where judges up there have shortened sentences so the convicted criminals won't trigger the length of sentence which automatically means deportation.
It's common throughout Europe, too.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:34 PM (6ydKt)
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77 If shtick was never funny it ceases to be shtick
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:33 PM (EX3Wq)
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*doesn't get it*
*considers mentioning Prometheus*
*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*
*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
*posts pic of Alexandra Daddario instead*
https://tinyurl.com/532ecw4p
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:33 PM (EX3Wq)
=====
*doesn't get it*
*considers mentioning Prometheus*
*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*
*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
*posts pic of Alexandra Daddario instead*
https://tinyurl.com/532ecw4p
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:34 PM (U/SFE)
83
>>>If a check of 200 noncitizens find that 60 of them illegally voted, that is bad. That tells you the level of illegal voting going on, if blue states bothered enforcing the law.
That's not the flex the left thinks it is.
That 60 of 200 is disenfranchising 60 American citizens of their rightful role in self-governance.
You refuse to protect that franchise, you relinquish your claim to authority to govern.
That's not the flex the left thinks it is.
That 60 of 200 is disenfranchising 60 American citizens of their rightful role in self-governance.
You refuse to protect that franchise, you relinquish your claim to authority to govern.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM (dK+Kv)
84
The Auto-Pen administration dragged to tje benches lots of Foreigners to rule over born Americans
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM (Ia/+0)
85
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:34 PM (U/SFE)
I personally like the prometheus gag. And the Daddario gimmick.
I personally like the prometheus gag. And the Daddario gimmick.
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM (EX3Wq)
86
We need to send a few "caravans" of our own down to the border to assist border patrol in the turning back of the illegal horde. Is it against the law to knock the teeth out of a noncitzen who just crossed illegally? I'd like to offer my services in that test run. Let's see how many hordes do this again.
Posted by: Casey at October 23, 2026 03:36 PM (hyQrc)
87
If shtick was never funny it ceases to be shtick
Posted by: ...
At least I walk softly with my schtick.
Posted by: ...
At least I walk softly with my schtick.
Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 23, 2026 03:36 PM (nEUC6)
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>>>Participants cited economic hardship, limited employment opportunities and lengthy immigration processing delays as reasons for joining the caravan.
We need to cite interlocking fields of fire to repel the invasion.
We need to cite interlocking fields of fire to repel the invasion.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:36 PM (dK+Kv)
89
You refuse to protect that franchise, you relinquish your claim to authority to govern.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM (dK+Kv)
Good thing they believe their authority comes from the barrel of a gun.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM (dK+Kv)
Good thing they believe their authority comes from the barrel of a gun.
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:36 PM (EX3Wq)
90
*posts pic of Alexandra Daddario instead*
https://tinyurl.com/532ecw4p
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:34 PM (U/SFE)
Her dress looks wet.
https://tinyurl.com/532ecw4p
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:34 PM (U/SFE)
Her dress looks wet.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (6ydKt)
91
Ho for SCOTUS. (* insert your own joke here *)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (vTZFs)
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85 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:34 PM (U/SFE)
I personally like the prometheus gag. And the Daddario gimmick.
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM (EX3Wq)
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I found it amusing when ace dubbed me ThatPrometheusGuy for like a week.
I personally like the prometheus gag. And the Daddario gimmick.
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM (EX3Wq)
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I found it amusing when ace dubbed me ThatPrometheusGuy for like a week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (U/SFE)
93
the blade is dulled.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)
______
Even a dull Blade is still sharp, though!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)
And gay.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)
______
Even a dull Blade is still sharp, though!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)
And gay.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (dK+Kv)
94
Their response is misleading. DHS is in most cases matching green card holders and their addresses to the voter roles. But if the address has changed the state is implying it is not a match. That’s not necessarily true.
This is a blue state game of hide the salami.
This is a blue state game of hide the salami.
Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:38 PM (0RGA5)
95
>>>*posts pic of Alexandra Daddario instead*
https://tinyurl.com/532ecw4p
Daddario is actually *too* pretty.
https://tinyurl.com/532ecw4p
Daddario is actually *too* pretty.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)
96
What is supposed to happen once the caravan gets here ? They are being instructed to cause a ruckus at the border so this can make Trump look bad before the election?
If they want to come here do it legally.
If they want to come here do it legally.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (JrHfD)
97
I personally like the prometheus gag. And the Daddario gimmick.
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM (EX3Wq)
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I found it amusing when ace dubbed me ThatPrometheusGuy for like a week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (U/SFE)
A Prometheus Guy once bit my sister.
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM (EX3Wq)
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I found it amusing when ace dubbed me ThatPrometheusGuy for like a week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (U/SFE)
A Prometheus Guy once bit my sister.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (dK+Kv)
98
Enjoy this Friday afternoon. I somehow got roped into doing a Ladies Night Out class for a business next door that is celebrating their 2 year anniversary. I am, at this moment, regretting that I said yes. But it will be fun when I actually teach, I am sure.
Posted by: Piper at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
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95 >>>*posts pic of Alexandra Daddario instead*
https://tinyurl.com/532ecw4p
Daddario is actually *too* pretty.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)
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She's no TheDolleyMadison.
https://tinyurl.com/532ecw4p
Daddario is actually *too* pretty.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)
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She's no TheDolleyMadison.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (U/SFE)
100
They can't cross state lines to vote for Fast Talking Shorty because when they get back their neighbors will have stolen all their chickens and goats.
Posted by: wth at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (UjdFS)
101
The Blade should be the new gay stand in, replacing Garrett
Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (0RGA5)
102
>>That 60 of 200 is disenfranchising 60 American citizens of their rightful role in self-governance.
Worse, it's a near certainty that illegals are voting in lockstep against us. If there was any chance Democrats thought they were voting against them they would demand they be deported yesterday.
Worse, it's a near certainty that illegals are voting in lockstep against us. If there was any chance Democrats thought they were voting against them they would demand they be deported yesterday.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (viF8m)
103
not really but you know what I mean. when a woman gets too hot, she departs the realm of the attainable, even in your fantasies.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)
104
Araceli Martínez-Olguín looks like she slept with someone to get nominated.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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"Martínez" and "Olguín" contain letters that aren't in the English language. They're borrowed from another language.
Araceli Martínez-Olguín looks like she slept with someone to get nominated.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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"Martínez" and "Olguín" contain letters that aren't in the English language. They're borrowed from another language.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (mmrXZ)
105
I know you'll get to like it if you give it a chance now
Posted by: Little Eva at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (0efKR)
That's kind of catchy...
Posted by: Little Eva at October 23, 2026 03:31 PM (0efKR)
That's kind of catchy...
Posted by: Mark Farner at October 23, 2026 03:40 PM (XE5AP)
106
I found it amusing when ace dubbed me ThatPrometheusGuy for like a week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (U/SFE)
Always talking about Prometheus, finds a way to shoehorn it into any conversation, Prometheus, Prometheus, Prometheus all the time. He's obsessed with it.
I found it amusing when ace dubbed me ThatPrometheusGuy for like a week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (U/SFE)
Always talking about Prometheus, finds a way to shoehorn it into any conversation, Prometheus, Prometheus, Prometheus all the time. He's obsessed with it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:40 PM (6ydKt)
107
the blade is dulled.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)
______
Even a dull Blade is still sharp, though!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)
And gay.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (dK+Kv)
_______
Unpossible. I don't wear crocs.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:14 PM (1wjle)
______
Even a dull Blade is still sharp, though!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:16 PM (iFTx/)
And gay.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:37 PM (dK+Kv)
_______
Unpossible. I don't wear crocs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)
108
I remember seeing Alexandria Daddario for the first time as the hot babysitter who wants to bone Owen Wilson in Hall Pass, and my thoughts were, in order:
1, my word, that is the hottest woman I've ever seen
2, my life is bad
1, my word, that is the hottest woman I've ever seen
2, my life is bad
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)
109
They're also super upset that the NH photo ID requirement that excludes student ID was upheld.
Why would you want out-of-state and foreign students to vote in your closely contested Senate race?
Why would you want out-of-state and foreign students to vote in your closely contested Senate race?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (3cUTc)
110
BLADE was a ghey magazine. Just sayin...
Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (nEUC6)
111
Worse, it's a near certainty that illegals are voting in lockstep against us.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (viF8m)
That's the point. They're almost certainly nullifying a citizen's policy preference expressed in their vote.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (viF8m)
That's the point. They're almost certainly nullifying a citizen's policy preference expressed in their vote.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (dK+Kv)
112
108 I remember seeing Alexandria Daddario for the first time as the hot babysitter who wants to bone Owen Wilson in Hall Pass, and my thoughts were, in order:
1, my word, that is the hottest woman I've ever seen
2, my life is bad
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)
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If that dude had taken another film class at UT Austin, he'd never have had a movie career at all.
1, my word, that is the hottest woman I've ever seen
2, my life is bad
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)
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If that dude had taken another film class at UT Austin, he'd never have had a movie career at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (U/SFE)
113
The Blade should be the new gay stand in, replacing Garrett
Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (0RGA5)
_____
I don't wear crocs so I can't be gay enough to replace the Gay OG ....
Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (0RGA5)
_____
I don't wear crocs so I can't be gay enough to replace the Gay OG ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
114
46 Land mines would work for border protection, but Princess Diana kind of was the one trying to end them if you remember
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (Ia/+0)
Easy to lay and hard to get rid of (applies to both land mines and Diana).
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 03:26 PM (Ia/+0)
Easy to lay and hard to get rid of (applies to both land mines and Diana).
Posted by: sumdude at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (5Shp+)
115
Daddario is actually *too* pretty.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)
Unpossible.
I'd drink her bathwater and ask for seconds.
Those eyes alone are worth the divorce and her getting half of my debt.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)
Unpossible.
I'd drink her bathwater and ask for seconds.
Those eyes alone are worth the divorce and her getting half of my debt.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (6ydKt)
116
Daddario is actually *too* pretty.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)
Some women have that look like they are so unobtainable they fail to be particularly interesting.
Then there's this chick. She appears totally unobtainable and yet somehow there's this little spark of indication that you have a chance.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)
Some women have that look like they are so unobtainable they fail to be particularly interesting.
Then there's this chick. She appears totally unobtainable and yet somehow there's this little spark of indication that you have a chance.
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:42 PM (EX3Wq)
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the NH thing is awesome and makes total sense
good for SCOTUS and other states should do the same
good for SCOTUS and other states should do the same
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:42 PM (qBivk)
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You have to understand that the UK is like the perfect incarnation of the circumlocution office in Bleak House made into an entire country.
- They can not stop the small boats because they are inside the 12 mile zone. They can not force the boats back to France because someone might die and then customs would be liable. They can not put them on a better boat because France would not OK them docking and dumping people.....
- They can not detain people because it takes too long to remove them. So they put them in housing. They also have to pay them to live. They now put them in old (soon to be needed) military bases around the country. They get paid, and food, and perks....
- They can not refuse asylum claims because they signed the human rights treaty.
On and on. They are like the bitch at DMV complaining that your SS card is bent so you have go stand in line 3 even though line 3 just told you to stand in her line and it is almost lunch and how does it take 30 people to do this job and why are none of them even moving
- They can not stop the small boats because they are inside the 12 mile zone. They can not force the boats back to France because someone might die and then customs would be liable. They can not put them on a better boat because France would not OK them docking and dumping people.....
- They can not detain people because it takes too long to remove them. So they put them in housing. They also have to pay them to live. They now put them in old (soon to be needed) military bases around the country. They get paid, and food, and perks....
- They can not refuse asylum claims because they signed the human rights treaty.
On and on. They are like the bitch at DMV complaining that your SS card is bent so you have go stand in line 3 even though line 3 just told you to stand in her line and it is almost lunch and how does it take 30 people to do this job and why are none of them even moving
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 03:42 PM (0efKR)
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"Martínez" and "Olguín" contain letters that aren't in the English language. They're borrowed from another language.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (mmrXZ)
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It's the New Thing. The most you used to see is a tilde. Now every vowel has to have a diacritic. Otherwise it's pure genocide.
"Martínez" and "Olguín" contain letters that aren't in the English language. They're borrowed from another language.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (mmrXZ)
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It's the New Thing. The most you used to see is a tilde. Now every vowel has to have a diacritic. Otherwise it's pure genocide.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 03:42 PM (eRlcH)
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117 the NH thing is awesome and makes total sense
good for SCOTUS and other states should do the same
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:42 PM (qBivk)
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False.
We were betrayed by ACB, Roberts, and Kavanaugh since they voted with Sotomayor and Kagan.
good for SCOTUS and other states should do the same
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:42 PM (qBivk)
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False.
We were betrayed by ACB, Roberts, and Kavanaugh since they voted with Sotomayor and Kagan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:43 PM (U/SFE)
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>> I don't wear crocs so I can't be gay enough to replace the Gay OG ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
It’s ok. I hear that being gay is ok today. No need to go back in the closet with Garrett. No shame here. We’re not judgy.
BTW who are you billing your time to? What your secret?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
It’s ok. I hear that being gay is ok today. No need to go back in the closet with Garrett. No shame here. We’re not judgy.
BTW who are you billing your time to? What your secret?
Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:43 PM (0RGA5)
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If that dude had taken another film class at UT Austin, he'd never have had a movie career at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (U/SFE)
And no Wedding Crashers would be an extreme loss to humanity.
I even liked him inMidnight in Paris.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (U/SFE)
And no Wedding Crashers would be an extreme loss to humanity.
I even liked him inMidnight in Paris.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:43 PM (6ydKt)
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If shtick was never funny it ceases to be shtick
It's a stolen shtick in the first place. Only Sponge is allowed to be first.
It's a stolen shtick in the first place. Only Sponge is allowed to be first.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2026 03:43 PM (2ocoG)
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re: the new migrant invader caravan.
When they reach the border, warn them that they will be shot if they attempt illegal entry. The do it.
When they reach the border, warn them that they will be shot if they attempt illegal entry. The do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 03:43 PM (n7Dzq)
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Left can’t win. They HAVE to lie, cheat, and steal. Their daddy shaitan compels them.
Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2026 03:44 PM (LHPAg)
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owen wilson's dad broke Monty Python in AMerica. He was the programming director at the Dallas PBS station and had them play Monty Python for the first time.
TBH, I have also heard it was a boston station but Owen and Luke Wilson say it was their dad so I'll go with their story.
TBH, I have also heard it was a boston station but Owen and Luke Wilson say it was their dad so I'll go with their story.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:44 PM (1wjle)
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On and on. They are like the bitch at DMV complaining that your SS card is bent so you have go stand in line 3 even though line 3 just told you to stand in her line and it is almost lunch and how does it take 30 people to do this job and why are none of them even moving
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 03:42 PM (0efKR)
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"Some days the line doesn't move at all. We call those days "weekdays!" Heh heh heh."
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 23, 2026 03:42 PM (0efKR)
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"Some days the line doesn't move at all. We call those days "weekdays!" Heh heh heh."
Posted by: Patty and Selma Bouvier at October 23, 2026 03:44 PM (XE5AP)
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122 And no Wedding Crashers would be an extreme loss to humanity.
I even liked him inMidnight in Paris.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:43 PM (6ydKt)
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If he had chosen to just write and not star in Bottle Rocket, he might still just be Wes Anderson's writing partner.
I even liked him inMidnight in Paris.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:43 PM (6ydKt)
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If he had chosen to just write and not star in Bottle Rocket, he might still just be Wes Anderson's writing partner.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:44 PM (U/SFE)
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Daddario is actually *too* pretty.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)
If you look to closely at her, she will peer right into your soul. And find you lacking.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:39 PM (1wjle)
If you look to closely at her, she will peer right into your soul. And find you lacking.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:44 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:45 PM (1wjle)
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126 owen wilson's dad broke Monty Python in AMerica. He was the programming director at the Dallas PBS station and had them play Monty Python for the first time.
TBH, I have also heard it was a boston station but Owen and Luke Wilson say it was their dad so I'll go with their story.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:44 PM (1wjle)
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"Hey...I'm here too, you know..."
-Andrew Wilson
TBH, I have also heard it was a boston station but Owen and Luke Wilson say it was their dad so I'll go with their story.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:44 PM (1wjle)
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"Hey...I'm here too, you know..."
-Andrew Wilson
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:45 PM (U/SFE)
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Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that at October 23, 2026 03:45 PM (lHaf7)
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What happend to Daddario, anyhow?
I admit I'm not following her every move, but the last thing I saw her in was True Detective.
I only watched the Percy Jackson movies because of her.
I admit I'm not following her every move, but the last thing I saw her in was True Detective.
I only watched the Percy Jackson movies because of her.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:45 PM (6ydKt)
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Prominent Dem donor, Bonnie Englebardt Lautenberg, fundraising for NY GOP governor candidate Bruce Blakeman: ‘Talk of the Hamptons’
Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 03:45 PM (RHGPo)
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What is supposed to happen once the caravan gets here ? They are being instructed to cause a ruckus at the border so this can make Trump look bad before the election?
If they want to come here do it legally.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Somehow these people have gotten the impression that if the Dems win the midterms, the border will instantly collapse and asylum claims will be granted like bathroom passes.
What is supposed to happen once the caravan gets here ? They are being instructed to cause a ruckus at the border so this can make Trump look bad before the election?
If they want to come here do it legally.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Somehow these people have gotten the impression that if the Dems win the midterms, the border will instantly collapse and asylum claims will be granted like bathroom passes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (mmrXZ)
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133 What happend to Daddario, anyhow?
I admit I'm not following her every move, but the last thing I saw her in was True Detective.
I only watched the Percy Jackson movies because of her.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:45 PM (6ydKt)
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Some witch show that's been on for a few seasons has occupied her professional time, I think.
I admit I'm not following her every move, but the last thing I saw her in was True Detective.
I only watched the Percy Jackson movies because of her.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:45 PM (6ydKt)
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Some witch show that's been on for a few seasons has occupied her professional time, I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (U/SFE)
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I don't wear crocs so I can't be gay enough to replace the Gay OG ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
It’s ok. I hear that being gay is ok today. No need to go back in the closet with Garrett. No shame here. We’re not judgy.
BTW who are you billing your time to? What your secret?
Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:43 PM (0RGA5)
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I don't bill time any more. I'm general counsel for a company (on salary) and work part time. My days of 80-hour weeks are long gone. I'd retire but I'm too young and not ready to not have any job.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
It’s ok. I hear that being gay is ok today. No need to go back in the closet with Garrett. No shame here. We’re not judgy.
BTW who are you billing your time to? What your secret?
Posted by: Vengeance at October 23, 2026 03:43 PM (0RGA5)
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I don't bill time any more. I'm general counsel for a company (on salary) and work part time. My days of 80-hour weeks are long gone. I'd retire but I'm too young and not ready to not have any job.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (iFTx/)
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When is the caravan supposed to arrive, and is it just going to be a stand off between it and border control?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (JrHfD)
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What happend to Daddario, anyhow?
I admit I'm not following her every move, but the last thing I saw her in was True Detective.
I only watched the Percy Jackson movies because of her.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
I only know her guitar strings.
I admit I'm not following her every move, but the last thing I saw her in was True Detective.
I only watched the Percy Jackson movies because of her.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
I only know her guitar strings.
Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (nEUC6)
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I'm just thinking of the cognitive dissonance here about documentation requirements. No ID to vote? No big deal!
Yet, with my mother's death certificate, we ran into a brief little snag -- SC law requires the full maiden name of my mother's mother. The full names of both parents must be entered.
So I had to do some real digging to find my maternal grandmother's middle name. I found it. "Eldora".
I'm just thinking of the cognitive dissonance here about documentation requirements. No ID to vote? No big deal!
Yet, with my mother's death certificate, we ran into a brief little snag -- SC law requires the full maiden name of my mother's mother. The full names of both parents must be entered.
So I had to do some real digging to find my maternal grandmother's middle name. I found it. "Eldora".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (w6EFb)
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>>>I admit I'm not following her every move, but the last thing I saw her in was True Detective.
she's in a cable show based on the witch novels of that woman who wrote Interview with the Vampire. It went for several seasons.
Most super-hot women can't get work in female-skewing shows or movies.
she's in a cable show based on the witch novels of that woman who wrote Interview with the Vampire. It went for several seasons.
Most super-hot women can't get work in female-skewing shows or movies.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (EX3Wq)
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"Independent journalist Julio Rosas interviewed caravan members who expressed hope that Democrats would win the upcoming midterm elections, potentially signaling a shift in U.S. border enforcement." -- AG News Staff
Weird how the humble migrant service NGOs don't warn the caravaners that we don't have a parliamentary system, and changing control of the legislature won't affect who heads up executive agencies. Why, it's almost like these 'charities' are fake and really bad actors!
Weird how the humble migrant service NGOs don't warn the caravaners that we don't have a parliamentary system, and changing control of the legislature won't affect who heads up executive agencies. Why, it's almost like these 'charities' are fake and really bad actors!
Posted by: SciVo at October 23, 2026 03:47 PM (ke3zm)
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134 Prominent Dem donor, Bonnie Englebardt Lautenberg, fundraising for NY GOP governor candidate Bruce Blakeman: ‘Talk of the Hamptons’
Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 03:45 PM (RHGPo)
Blakeman was on Gutfeld last night and he's actually pretty funny.. Also he said his ex-wife is now married to Paul McCartney...
Posted by: SMOD at October 23, 2026 03:45 PM (RHGPo)
Blakeman was on Gutfeld last night and he's actually pretty funny.. Also he said his ex-wife is now married to Paul McCartney...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 03:47 PM (+gK6I)
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29 re 24: you want the likes of boasberg in every case?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (CWTWj
Would it make a difference ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (+gK6I)
Isn't Boasberg of Colombian origin?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 23, 2026 03:23 PM (CWTWj
Would it make a difference ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 23, 2026 03:24 PM (+gK6I)
Isn't Boasberg of Colombian origin?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 23, 2026 03:47 PM (n7Dzq)
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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (mmrXZ)
They're Not the brightest bulbs in the box, eh?
They're Not the brightest bulbs in the box, eh?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:48 PM (JrHfD)
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32 Yeah I tend to believe the only reason places like California and New York elect Democrats is due to illegal alien voting. Every time we turn around the numbers get bigger. It’s also why they don’t want to release their voter roles.
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In Oregon, we have 800,000 inactive voter registrations. They print ballots for these imaginary people and send them to ballot filling centers to be filled out for democrats. They are impossible to check because we have vote by mail. It would be difficult to go wait in line, vote and then go back in line and vote 5 or six times because it would be exhausting and there are witnesses; but if a box of 1000 ballots were dropped off at your house, you could easily fill them out and drop them in the mail.
Oregon was the first state to have vote by mail starting back in the 1987. Oregon's last republican governor left office in 1987. Before mail in voting, there were 20 Republican governors to 16 democrats. After vote by mail, it swung 100% democrat.
We don't actually have voting in Oregon. The citizens are given a placebo to give the illusion of voting when in reality, the democrat has already been anointed.
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In Oregon, we have 800,000 inactive voter registrations. They print ballots for these imaginary people and send them to ballot filling centers to be filled out for democrats. They are impossible to check because we have vote by mail. It would be difficult to go wait in line, vote and then go back in line and vote 5 or six times because it would be exhausting and there are witnesses; but if a box of 1000 ballots were dropped off at your house, you could easily fill them out and drop them in the mail.
Oregon was the first state to have vote by mail starting back in the 1987. Oregon's last republican governor left office in 1987. Before mail in voting, there were 20 Republican governors to 16 democrats. After vote by mail, it swung 100% democrat.
We don't actually have voting in Oregon. The citizens are given a placebo to give the illusion of voting when in reality, the democrat has already been anointed.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 23, 2026 03:48 PM (mTzaS)
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And the Dems are real, real quiet about all the states that removed ineligible voters from their rolls.
It's several hundred thousand each in a whole bunch of states.
IIRC, 750k in NC, 600k in TX, etc.
And if CA is admitting that at least 30% of ineligible--but legal--residents were registered and are voting?
We're talking 20k minimum ineligible votes were being cast in even red states.
Just how many elections across the country were being swung by ineligible but registered voters?
And remember:
The left has gone to herculean lengths to make it impossible to tell if an ineligible voter had their vote counted.
It's several hundred thousand each in a whole bunch of states.
IIRC, 750k in NC, 600k in TX, etc.
And if CA is admitting that at least 30% of ineligible--but legal--residents were registered and are voting?
We're talking 20k minimum ineligible votes were being cast in even red states.
Just how many elections across the country were being swung by ineligible but registered voters?
And remember:
The left has gone to herculean lengths to make it impossible to tell if an ineligible voter had their vote counted.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 23, 2026 03:48 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 03:48 PM (Lzgl8)
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Some witch show that's been on for a few seasons has occupied her professional time, I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (U/SFE)
Oh yeah, I think I saw the ads for that on AMC.
Mayfair Witches
Haven't seen it.
Probably never will.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (U/SFE)
Oh yeah, I think I saw the ads for that on AMC.
Mayfair Witches
Haven't seen it.
Probably never will.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:48 PM (6ydKt)
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That Ho knows whats what.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 03:48 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Folgers at October 23, 2026 03:49 PM (lHaf7)
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Since it's kind of a movie thread, today is national horror movie day
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 03:49 PM (YZ0Fo)
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The only thing worse than schtick is commentary on schtick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM
I don't get it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 03:50 PM (raF1/)
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If a check of 200 noncitizens find that 60 of them illegally voted, that is bad. That tells you the level of illegal voting going on, if blue states bothered enforcing the law.
That's not the flex the left thinks it is.
That 60 of 200 is disenfranchising 60 American citizens of their rightful role in self-governance.
You refuse to protect that franchise, you relinquish your claim to authority to govern.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM
You are correct. I hate it when people tell me they don't vote because one or two votes never make a difference, every single vote counts both for or against.
We had a school bond issue on the ballot here in NE Texas some years back. It was a huge bond amount $53 million for stuff we did not think the schools needed, the wife and I both voted against it. They tried to claim it would not increase our property taxes because the money we were already paying on an older bond being paid off would go towards paying the newer bond.
It failed by one vote which is unheard of in modern voting. We had people come from all over the state to supervise the recounts, but the results stood.
That's not the flex the left thinks it is.
That 60 of 200 is disenfranchising 60 American citizens of their rightful role in self-governance.
You refuse to protect that franchise, you relinquish your claim to authority to govern.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:35 PM
You are correct. I hate it when people tell me they don't vote because one or two votes never make a difference, every single vote counts both for or against.
We had a school bond issue on the ballot here in NE Texas some years back. It was a huge bond amount $53 million for stuff we did not think the schools needed, the wife and I both voted against it. They tried to claim it would not increase our property taxes because the money we were already paying on an older bond being paid off would go towards paying the newer bond.
It failed by one vote which is unheard of in modern voting. We had people come from all over the state to supervise the recounts, but the results stood.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 23, 2026 03:50 PM (I43vL)
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she's in some movie based on a Shirley Jackson book called something like "We Always Used to Live in the Castle." It might be on Prime.
I watched half of it. It was okay but a bit of a slow burn and I stopped watching. Not bad, but it didn't grip me.
I watched half of it. It was okay but a bit of a slow burn and I stopped watching. Not bad, but it didn't grip me.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:50 PM (1wjle)
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>>That's the point. They're almost certainly nullifying a citizen's policy preference expressed in their vote.
I know. My point it is always OUR policy preferences being erased not the lefts.
I know. My point it is always OUR policy preferences being erased not the lefts.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:51 PM (qBivk)
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154 The only thing worse than schtick is commentary on schtick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM
I don't get it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 03:50 PM (raF1/)
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I just wish I knew what it said.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM
I don't get it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 23, 2026 03:50 PM (raF1/)
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I just wish I knew what it said.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:51 PM (U/SFE)
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she's in a cable show based on the witch novels of that woman who wrote Interview with the Vampire. It went for several seasons.
Most super-hot women can't get work in female-skewing shows or movies.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (1wjle)
I watched half of the first season of new Interview with a Vampire show they did. It was not very impressive.
Race-swapped and the story was completely changed because of it. And I enjoyed the novel (and the vampire series she wrote).
I'll have to skip the Witches show because of that.
Most super-hot women can't get work in female-skewing shows or movies.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:46 PM (1wjle)
I watched half of the first season of new Interview with a Vampire show they did. It was not very impressive.
Race-swapped and the story was completely changed because of it. And I enjoyed the novel (and the vampire series she wrote).
I'll have to skip the Witches show because of that.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:51 PM (6ydKt)
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As noted above, there are reports of somali learing at the polls, where is the DOJ?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (n5tGW)
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They're letting Don Ho write judicial opinions now? Ridiculous.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (+n72I)
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156 I watched half of it. It was okay but a bit of a slow burn and I stopped watching. Not bad, but it didn't grip me.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:50 PM (1wjle)
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She's in Joe Dante's last film: Burying the Ex.
One of her earliest roles.
I liked it. The only thing I've seen her in other than True Detective.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:50 PM (1wjle)
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She's in Joe Dante's last film: Burying the Ex.
One of her earliest roles.
I liked it. The only thing I've seen her in other than True Detective.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (U/SFE)
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (EX3Wq)
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My sister gave my my BiL's mountain bike, way different riding than my old street bicycle. Rides nce
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (Ia/+0)
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"We Have Always Lived in the Castle"
kind of a broken family psychological suspense story. One or more members of the family might be insane. I think they were setting up Daddario as insane but there may be a twist where someone else is the crazy one.
kind of a broken family psychological suspense story. One or more members of the family might be insane. I think they were setting up Daddario as insane but there may be a twist where someone else is the crazy one.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (1wjle)
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161 As noted above, there are reports of somali learing at the polls, where is the DOJ?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (n5tGW)
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Translators at polling places are legal, and most Somalis in America are naturalized citizens.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (n5tGW)
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Translators at polling places are legal, and most Somalis in America are naturalized citizens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:53 PM (U/SFE)
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>>That's the point. They're almost certainly nullifying a citizen's policy preference expressed in their vote.
I know. My point it is always OUR policy preferences being erased not the lefts.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)
Left or right, the disenfranchisement is the point, not whether it nullifies right or left policy preferences.
If the government knocked on any rando citizen's door and revoked their right to vote, there would be no functional difference.
I know. My point it is always OUR policy preferences being erased not the lefts.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)
Left or right, the disenfranchisement is the point, not whether it nullifies right or left policy preferences.
If the government knocked on any rando citizen's door and revoked their right to vote, there would be no functional difference.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:53 PM (dK+Kv)
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The only thing worse than schtick is commentary on schtick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM
This would be commentary on commentary on schtick, or meta-commentary, if you will.
Where does that fall on the spectrum?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:30 PM
This would be commentary on commentary on schtick, or meta-commentary, if you will.
Where does that fall on the spectrum?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2026 03:53 PM (0sNs1)
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Alexandria Daddario has appeared in: Texas chainsaw 3D, we summon the darkness, bereavement, the attic, and songbird if you need something to watch for national horror movie day.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 03:53 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Since it's kind of a movie thread, today is national horror movie day
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 03:49 PM (YZ0Fo)
I'm gonna have to celebrate by watching one of the scariest horror films ever made: Forrest Gump.
Since it's kind of a movie thread, today is national horror movie day
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 03:49 PM (YZ0Fo)
I'm gonna have to celebrate by watching one of the scariest horror films ever made: Forrest Gump.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (y9nCu)
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hmm I might was pyewacket tonight then
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (qBivk)
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>>>, we summon the darkness
i've heard that one is okay. I think she and some other chicks are goth/metal girls who have witchy/demonic powers.
i've heard that one is okay. I think she and some other chicks are goth/metal girls who have witchy/demonic powers.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (1wjle)
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One thing to note in all this, for 25 years the left has screamed that millions of people are being kept from voting by the evil Republicans.
To this date they've produced zero citizens that were kept from voting.
So when they scream that Trump cleaning up the voter rolls will stop citizens from voting...because remember it cannot, the worst it could do is make them cast a provisional ballot, remember the whole point really is to keep non-citizens voting
To this date they've produced zero citizens that were kept from voting.
So when they scream that Trump cleaning up the voter rolls will stop citizens from voting...because remember it cannot, the worst it could do is make them cast a provisional ballot, remember the whole point really is to keep non-citizens voting
Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (sKqQm)
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171 I'm gonna have to celebrate by watching one of the scariest horror films ever made: Forrest Gump.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (y9nCu)
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The sheer visceral terror brought upon me by My Dinner with Andre will never be topped.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (y9nCu)
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The sheer visceral terror brought upon me by My Dinner with Andre will never be topped.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (U/SFE)
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Now, there is a 5 day clock (with some technical exceptions that didn't apply here) that starts running from the date of death. If a valid death certificate isn't validated by DHEC in 5 days, then fines start accruing to the funeral director/mortician. It starts at $250 and will accrue with every additional day in some increasing scale up to something ridiculous maximum.
What if a person had no middle name, you might ask. That must be explicitly entered. To do so falsely would be a felony. Now, what if the information just can't be found, it's lost to history, you might wonder. Well, an exception request under some Section so-and-so, subparagraph A, clause J must be filed in a timely manner.....
A good faith effort must be made to find the information, which would delay everything for some extended period, etc, etc. And after all that, if DHEC still didn't like it, the big fine would be imposed.
Now, there is a 5 day clock (with some technical exceptions that didn't apply here) that starts running from the date of death. If a valid death certificate isn't validated by DHEC in 5 days, then fines start accruing to the funeral director/mortician. It starts at $250 and will accrue with every additional day in some increasing scale up to something ridiculous maximum.
What if a person had no middle name, you might ask. That must be explicitly entered. To do so falsely would be a felony. Now, what if the information just can't be found, it's lost to history, you might wonder. Well, an exception request under some Section so-and-so, subparagraph A, clause J must be filed in a timely manner.....
A good faith effort must be made to find the information, which would delay everything for some extended period, etc, etc. And after all that, if DHEC still didn't like it, the big fine would be imposed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (w6EFb)
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I liked it. The only thing I've seen her in other than True Detective.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (U/SFE)
She gets lots of screen time in the Percy Jackson flicks.
And she was only about 20, I'd say.
Might be fun to watch with your kids and have some eye candy to make it worth it..
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:52 PM (U/SFE)
She gets lots of screen time in the Percy Jackson flicks.
And she was only about 20, I'd say.
Might be fun to watch with your kids and have some eye candy to make it worth it..
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:55 PM (6ydKt)
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Aubrey Plaza in Operation Fortune. Good acting, funny, believable and attractive.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 03:55 PM (Lzgl8)
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No, I know the translators are legal but the directing them on their vote is not.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 03:55 PM (n5tGW)
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But, of course, we, the law-abiding are always the victim of this particular brand of disenfranchisement.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:55 PM (dK+Kv)
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The sheer visceral terror brought upon me by My Dinner with Andre will never be topped.
I'm thinking You Can See Everything might top it
btw that inspired my absolute favorite Community episode
I'm thinking You Can See Everything might top it
btw that inspired my absolute favorite Community episode
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:55 PM (qBivk)
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They're Not the brightest bulbs in the box, eh?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Really ignorant people, possibly being fed disinformation by NGOs who just want a little action at the border to make Trump look bad, turning away hungry kids in their underpants.
There'll be a demo all right if DHS uses those new heat lasers on them.
They're Not the brightest bulbs in the box, eh?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Really ignorant people, possibly being fed disinformation by NGOs who just want a little action at the border to make Trump look bad, turning away hungry kids in their underpants.
There'll be a demo all right if DHS uses those new heat lasers on them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:56 PM (mmrXZ)
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summon the darkness
i've heard that one is okay. I think she and some other chicks are goth/metal girls who have witchy/demonic powers.
Posted by: ace at October
Yes. It's a decent campy horror watch
i've heard that one is okay. I think she and some other chicks are goth/metal girls who have witchy/demonic powers.
Posted by: ace at October
Yes. It's a decent campy horror watch
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 03:56 PM (YZ0Fo)
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Banc banc?
Posted by: Rex B at October 23, 2026 03:56 PM (sdSI9)
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181 btw that inspired my absolute favorite Community episode
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:55 PM (qBivk)
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Abed takes Jeff to dinner. I remember it well.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:55 PM (qBivk)
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Abed takes Jeff to dinner. I remember it well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:56 PM (U/SFE)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 23, 2026 03:56 PM (qBivk)
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Since it's kind of a movie thread, today is national horror movie day
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 03:49 PM (YZ0Fo)
I'm gonna have to celebrate by watching one of the scariest horror films ever made: Forrest Gump.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (y9nCu)
I'll watch Alien, in honor of Tom Skerritt.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 03:49 PM (YZ0Fo)
I'm gonna have to celebrate by watching one of the scariest horror films ever made: Forrest Gump.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (y9nCu)
I'll watch Alien, in honor of Tom Skerritt.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 23, 2026 03:57 PM (dK+Kv)
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>>>178 Aubrey Plaza in Operation Fortune. Good acting, funny, believable and attractive.
I really liked The Little Hours. That's the movie directed by her now-dead husband with Allison Brie and Dave Franco based on the Decameron. Three girls who desperately do NOT want to be nuns are at a nunnery against their will. Funny, but a little sacriligeous. Not super-sacriligeous, but these girls do not want to be nuns and boy do they act out.
I really liked The Little Hours. That's the movie directed by her now-dead husband with Allison Brie and Dave Franco based on the Decameron. Three girls who desperately do NOT want to be nuns are at a nunnery against their will. Funny, but a little sacriligeous. Not super-sacriligeous, but these girls do not want to be nuns and boy do they act out.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:57 PM (1wjle)
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For the Aubrey Plaza fans, I might recommend:
Ingrid Goes West.
She's a crazed follower of an Instagram lady who decides that she's going to become Instagram THOT's best friend.
Dark comedy. I laughed.
Ingrid Goes West.
She's a crazed follower of an Instagram lady who decides that she's going to become Instagram THOT's best friend.
Dark comedy. I laughed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:58 PM (U/SFE)
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Aubrey Plaza has that crazy/hot thing going on, kind of like Fairuza Balk.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 23, 2026 03:58 PM (PSEDc)
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Ooh, Firstpost reports a shooting spree in a Paris suburb? The mayor calls it "Islamophobic" and "racist."
Ooh, Firstpost reports a shooting spree in a Paris suburb? The mayor calls it "Islamophobic" and "racist."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:59 PM (mmrXZ)
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oh, The Little Hours is now free on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXtqCRoLIJ0
worth the watch if you're into history and comedy. Like I said, not very reverent but it also doesn't go out of its way to trash Christianity.
But these girls should not be nuns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXtqCRoLIJ0
worth the watch if you're into history and comedy. Like I said, not very reverent but it also doesn't go out of its way to trash Christianity.
But these girls should not be nuns.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:59 PM (1wjle)
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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 03:56 PM (mmrXZ)
I'm sure it's to hurt Trump and crying kids in their underwear would do it.
I'm sure it's to hurt Trump and crying kids in their underwear would do it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 03:59 PM (JrHfD)
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For the Aubrey Plaza fans, I might recommend:
Ingrid Goes West.
She's a crazed follower of an Instagram lady who decides that she's going to become Instagram THOT's best friend.
Dark comedy. I laughed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson
I would not recommend Megalopolos
Ingrid Goes West.
She's a crazed follower of an Instagram lady who decides that she's going to become Instagram THOT's best friend.
Dark comedy. I laughed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson
I would not recommend Megalopolos
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:00 PM (YZ0Fo)
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I'm gonna have to celebrate by watching one of the scariest horror films ever made: Forrest Gump.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (y9nCu)
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The sheer visceral terror brought upon me by My Dinner with Andre will never be topped.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (U/SFE)
You kid, but I was being serious.
The evil succubus Jenny preys on the innocent Forrest, sucking all the joy out of his life and then leaving him. Again, and again, and again. Culminating in the ultimate evil of making him watch her die and leaving him with a son that he is totally unequipped to raise. The terror on his face in the last scene with him on the bus bench is heartbreaking.
I'm gonna have to celebrate by watching one of the scariest horror films ever made: Forrest Gump.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (y9nCu)
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The sheer visceral terror brought upon me by My Dinner with Andre will never be topped.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (U/SFE)
You kid, but I was being serious.
The evil succubus Jenny preys on the innocent Forrest, sucking all the joy out of his life and then leaving him. Again, and again, and again. Culminating in the ultimate evil of making him watch her die and leaving him with a son that he is totally unequipped to raise. The terror on his face in the last scene with him on the bus bench is heartbreaking.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 04:00 PM (y9nCu)
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Federal agents ... have been knocking on doors in several states to ask residents about their immigration status and if they've registered to vote or voted in past elections.
Spoiler alert: they already know the answer. The next move is yours!
Spoiler alert: they already know the answer. The next move is yours!
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2026 04:00 PM (rkCBr)
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194 I would not recommend Megalopolos
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:00 PM (YZ0Fo)
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I still need to see that because I gotta get myself to the CLUB.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:00 PM (YZ0Fo)
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I still need to see that because I gotta get myself to the CLUB.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:00 PM (U/SFE)
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Alexandria Daddario has appeared in: Texas chainsaw 3D, we summon the darkness, bereavement, the attic, and songbird if you need something to watch for national horror movie day.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 03:53 PM (YZ0Fo)
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She had a small early role as a high school prostitute in The Babysitters
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 03:53 PM (YZ0Fo)
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She had a small early role as a high school prostitute in The Babysitters
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)
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She's a crazed follower of an Instagram lady who decides that she's going to become Instagram THOT's best friend.
Dark comedy. I laughed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Crazed? Wow, totally casting against type there.
Dark comedy. I laughed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Crazed? Wow, totally casting against type there.
Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 23, 2026 04:01 PM (nEUC6)
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Voter Registration of Legal Aliens: Motor Voter Laws are/can be a problem. A legal resident alien is entitled to a driver's license in my state. They encourage voter registration on renewal. Last time spouse renewed her DL, she had to argue with the 20-something clerk that her Green Card did not permit her to register to vote. Clerk argued otherwise. I wonder how many people believe some bureaucrat and unwittingly commit federal crimes. (I confirmed later spouse did not show up on the voter rolls.)
Posted by: RS at October 23, 2026 04:01 PM (GYx3d)
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199 Crazed? Wow, totally casting against type there.
Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 23, 2026 04:01 PM (nEUC6)
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Good acting is good casting.
Posted by: weft cut-TR at October 23, 2026 04:01 PM (nEUC6)
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Good acting is good casting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:01 PM (U/SFE)
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A good faith effort must be made to find the information, which would delay everything for some extended period, etc, etc. And after all that, if DHEC still didn't like it, the big fine would be imposed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (w6EFb)
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Tough. They don't answer to tax cows like you.
A good faith effort must be made to find the information, which would delay everything for some extended period, etc, etc. And after all that, if DHEC still didn't like it, the big fine would be imposed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 23, 2026 03:54 PM (w6EFb)
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Tough. They don't answer to tax cows like you.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 23, 2026 04:01 PM (eRlcH)
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Mandy is doing his best As A Jew......
Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
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47m
“In order to protect the chickens, we MUST give the henhouse keys to the fox. You see, the fox understands the dangers we face better than anyone!”
Mandy Patinkin
@PatinkinMandy
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3h
Help get @abdulelsayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it.
Get involved and help at https://abdulforsenate.com/vote
https://go.abdulforsena
Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
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47m
“In order to protect the chickens, we MUST give the henhouse keys to the fox. You see, the fox understands the dangers we face better than anyone!”
Mandy Patinkin
@PatinkinMandy
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3h
Help get @abdulelsayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it.
Get involved and help at https://abdulforsenate.com/vote
https://go.abdulforsena
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)
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Aubrey Plaza isn't super hot, but she's got something about her that's very attractive. IMHO, YMMV.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 23, 2026 04:02 PM (XMwZJ)
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oh, as far as the Little Hours:
Don't watch that YouTube version, all the profanity is bleeped out. It's almost unwatchable.
Also, I just remembered the third act of the movie, and it does in fact get very sacrilegious. I forgot what Aubrey Plaza's big sin is. It's a big one. One of the biggest ones.
Don't watch that YouTube version, all the profanity is bleeped out. It's almost unwatchable.
Also, I just remembered the third act of the movie, and it does in fact get very sacrilegious. I forgot what Aubrey Plaza's big sin is. It's a big one. One of the biggest ones.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 04:02 PM (1wjle)
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We Summon The Darkness is good.
Solid B horror film.
Solid B horror film.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026 04:02 PM (+n72I)
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190 Aubrey Plaza has that crazy/hot thing going on, kind of like Fairuza Balk.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 23, 2026 03:58 PM (PSEDc)
And Famke Jansen.
James Bond: Vodka martini - shaken, not stirred. And for you?
Xenia Onatopp: The same.
James Bond: How do you take it?
Xenia Onatopp: Straight up - with a twist.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 23, 2026 03:58 PM (PSEDc)
And Famke Jansen.
James Bond: Vodka martini - shaken, not stirred. And for you?
Xenia Onatopp: The same.
James Bond: How do you take it?
Xenia Onatopp: Straight up - with a twist.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:02 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: man at October 23, 2026 04:02 PM (pfXMo)
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Aubrey Plaza isn't super hot, but she's got something about her that's very attractive. IMHO, YMMV.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromul
It's cause she married goofball Andy Dwyer.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromul
It's cause she married goofball Andy Dwyer.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:03 PM (YZ0Fo)
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I would not recommend Megalopolos
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:00 PM (YZ0Fo)
My son wants to see that at some ridiculous time at the local movie theatre . Well, it's somewhat ridiculous if you're an old person who has been up since before 5:00. He'll have to go by himself .
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:00 PM (YZ0Fo)
My son wants to see that at some ridiculous time at the local movie theatre . Well, it's somewhat ridiculous if you're an old person who has been up since before 5:00. He'll have to go by himself .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 04:03 PM (JrHfD)
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I wonder how many people believe some bureaucrat and unwittingly commit federal crimes. (I confirmed later spouse did not show up on the voter rolls.)
Posted by: RS
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Some Indian greencard guy was recently arrested for, I believe, attempting to illegally register to vote. It started with something automatic happening with his driver's license and he claimed ignorance of the law.
I wonder how many people believe some bureaucrat and unwittingly commit federal crimes. (I confirmed later spouse did not show up on the voter rolls.)
Posted by: RS
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Some Indian greencard guy was recently arrested for, I believe, attempting to illegally register to vote. It started with something automatic happening with his driver's license and he claimed ignorance of the law.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:03 PM (mmrXZ)
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They are even approaching Somali who don’t ask for a translator. The poll workers are asking them not to help those who don’t request help, but they don’t listen. They approach the voters anyway
*********
What a mess.
They are inbred and will do what they want and disregard law.
I do hope the WH knows of this and DHS or whoever can maybe put the fear in them.
However, in MS this has gone on for decades. Busses picking up blacks at churches and driving all over the Delta. The illiterate used to learn to vote (D) for nominal wage.
It is also INSANE to have any language but English on ballets or directions. Pure D Bullshit.
They are even approaching Somali who don’t ask for a translator. The poll workers are asking them not to help those who don’t request help, but they don’t listen. They approach the voters anyway
*********
What a mess.
They are inbred and will do what they want and disregard law.
I do hope the WH knows of this and DHS or whoever can maybe put the fear in them.
However, in MS this has gone on for decades. Busses picking up blacks at churches and driving all over the Delta. The illiterate used to learn to vote (D) for nominal wage.
It is also INSANE to have any language but English on ballets or directions. Pure D Bullshit.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 04:04 PM (hzuYO)
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Seems to fit a pattern......
Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸
@Bubblebathgirl
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Add this to Ilhan Omar’s growing list of document problems. A photo taken during the October 12 raid on her D.C. home shows a black Camry with Minnesota plates and a Burnsville frame parked in the driveway. The registration tabs on that car expired in 2023.
Omar said in her interview this week that she drives a 2016 Toyota Camry. There’s no public confirmation the car in the photo is registered to her, but the details line up with what she claimed. Given the questions already surrounding her financial disclosures, the winery, and other records, it wouldn’t be surprising if this failure was hers too.
Expired plates on a car sitting at a congresswoman’s home during a federal search isn’t a major crime on its own. It’s just another example of basic paperwork Omar doesn’t seem to keep straight.
Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸
@Bubblebathgirl
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14h
Add this to Ilhan Omar’s growing list of document problems. A photo taken during the October 12 raid on her D.C. home shows a black Camry with Minnesota plates and a Burnsville frame parked in the driveway. The registration tabs on that car expired in 2023.
Omar said in her interview this week that she drives a 2016 Toyota Camry. There’s no public confirmation the car in the photo is registered to her, but the details line up with what she claimed. Given the questions already surrounding her financial disclosures, the winery, and other records, it wouldn’t be surprising if this failure was hers too.
Expired plates on a car sitting at a congresswoman’s home during a federal search isn’t a major crime on its own. It’s just another example of basic paperwork Omar doesn’t seem to keep straight.
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:04 PM (kX27y)
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I'm honestly surprised Spencer Pratt hasn't started a podcast yet.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:04 PM (6ydKt)
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"All these movie recommendations, and not one gay porno? Be better, you haters!"
-- James Talacreepo
-- James Talacreepo
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 04:04 PM (iFTx/)
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Some reportedly had previously been deported from the United States and were attempting to return to reunite with family members.
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Did they ever consider coming to the US legally, through the front door? If you stop giving them welfare and healthcare they will stop coming.
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Did they ever consider coming to the US legally, through the front door? If you stop giving them welfare and healthcare they will stop coming.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 23, 2026 04:04 PM (mTzaS)
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I like Aubrey because she’s always good with the dry, gallows humor and off color remarks. That’s right up my alley. She’s just believable and somewhat unstained by all the baggage most of these actresses have.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 04:04 PM (Lzgl8)
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Aubrey Plaza is also in the TV show Legion (three seasons), which is good if you like supers + weird.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 23, 2026 04:05 PM (+n72I)
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Two bins of undelivered mail containing mail-in ballots were discovered in a dumpster at Golden Gardens Park in Seattle.
King County Elections recovered the ballots and issued replacements to all affected voters.
The U.S. Postal Service is investigating the incident.
King County Elections recovered the ballots and issued replacements to all affected voters.
The U.S. Postal Service is investigating the incident.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 04:05 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 04:05 PM (JrHfD)
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Expired plates on a car sitting at a congresswoman’s home during a federal search isn’t a major crime on its own. It’s just another example of basic paperwork Omar doesn’t seem to keep straight.
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:04 PM (kX27y)
I've seen people online say they saw her in video driving a Lexus.
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:04 PM (kX27y)
I've seen people online say they saw her in video driving a Lexus.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:06 PM (6ydKt)
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Spencer Pratt
@spencerpratt
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47m
“In order to protect the chickens, we MUST give the henhouse keys to the fox. You see, the fox understands the dangers we face better than anyone!”
Mandy Patinkin
@PatinkinMandy
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3h
Help get @abdulelsayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it.
Get involved and help at https://abdulforsenate.com/vote
https://go.abdulforsena
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)
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There are self-gassing Jews. There are eager self-gassers. Then there is Mandy Patinkin.
@spencerpratt
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“In order to protect the chickens, we MUST give the henhouse keys to the fox. You see, the fox understands the dangers we face better than anyone!”
Mandy Patinkin
@PatinkinMandy
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Help get @abdulelsayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it.
Get involved and help at https://abdulforsenate.com/vote
https://go.abdulforsena
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:01 PM (kX27y)
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There are self-gassing Jews. There are eager self-gassers. Then there is Mandy Patinkin.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 23, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)
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But these girls should not be nuns.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:59 PM (1wjle)
Obligatory punch line...
OUTTA THE WAY GIRLS, I GOTTA GARGLE!
But these girls should not be nuns.
Posted by: ace at October 23, 2026 03:59 PM (1wjle)
Obligatory punch line...
OUTTA THE WAY GIRLS, I GOTTA GARGLE!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 04:07 PM (y9nCu)
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Yeah the bleeping and obscuring of parts in these movies on Amazon tv channels is also annoying as shit. In one movie, I can’t remember which, they bleeped out religious references.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 04:07 PM (Lzgl8)
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I liked Spencer Pratt's response.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 04:05 PM (JrHfD)
I'm so impressed by him. I subscribe to him on Substack, he's a good and engaging writer. Too bad the primaries were rigged.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 04:05 PM (JrHfD)
I'm so impressed by him. I subscribe to him on Substack, he's a good and engaging writer. Too bad the primaries were rigged.
Posted by: beckster at October 23, 2026 04:07 PM (kX27y)
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Slightly better news, but I'm still pissed off that a Mexican judge is ruling on American immigration issues.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:21 PM (6ydKt)
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The first clue is her blasted hyphenated name. I guess I am Scots-Irish-French-English American is how absurd this is! I'm getting all riled up!
They need to check this judge's immigration status.
Slightly better news, but I'm still pissed off that a Mexican judge is ruling on American immigration issues.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 03:21 PM (6ydKt)
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The first clue is her blasted hyphenated name. I guess I am Scots-Irish-French-English American is how absurd this is! I'm getting all riled up!
They need to check this judge's immigration status.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 04:08 PM (hzuYO)
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>>> 207 190 Aubrey Plaza has that crazy/hot thing going on, kind of like Fairuza Balk.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 23, 2026 03:58 PM (PSEDc)
And Famke Jansen.
James Bond: Vodka martini - shaken, not stirred. And for you?
Xenia Onatopp: The same.
James Bond: How do you take it?
Xenia Onatopp: Straight up - with a twist.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:02 PM (6ydKt)
A little lemon twist?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 23, 2026 03:58 PM (PSEDc)
And Famke Jansen.
James Bond: Vodka martini - shaken, not stirred. And for you?
Xenia Onatopp: The same.
James Bond: How do you take it?
Xenia Onatopp: Straight up - with a twist.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:02 PM (6ydKt)
A little lemon twist?
Posted by: Serge at October 23, 2026 04:08 PM (jb8Ss)
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Yeah, for any Jew in the current global environment of the past several years to be shilling for any Muslim politician seems a bit masochistic to me.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)
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Btw Hugh Grant was good in Operation Fortune, even though he’s a wanker.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 04:09 PM (Lzgl8)
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A little lemon twist?
Posted by: Serge at October 23, 2026 04:08 PM (jb8Ss)
No, no, no. No more foreplay.
Posted by: Serge at October 23, 2026 04:08 PM (jb8Ss)
No, no, no. No more foreplay.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:09 PM (6ydKt)
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229 Btw Hugh Grant was good in Operation Fortune, even though he’s a wanker.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 04:09 PM (Lzgl
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Best Oompa Loompa ever in Wonka.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 23, 2026 04:09 PM (Lzgl
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Best Oompa Loompa ever in Wonka.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (U/SFE)
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Expired plates on a car sitting at a congresswoman’s home during a federal search isn’t a major crime on its own. It’s just another example of basic paperwork Omar doesn’t seem to keep straight.
It's just another example of "laws are for the little people." I would be surprised if a bare majority of cars owned by congressmen, senators, mayors, and governors had current plates.
It's just another example of "laws are for the little people." I would be surprised if a bare majority of cars owned by congressmen, senators, mayors, and governors had current plates.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (vTZFs)
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Mandy Patinkin
@PatinkinMandy
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Help get @abdulelsayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it.
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Mandy you illiterate putz.
@PatinkinMandy
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Help get @abdulelsayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it.
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Mandy you illiterate putz.
Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (TN0g+)
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Add this to Ilhan Omar’s growing list of document problems. A photo taken during the October 12 raid on her D.C. home shows a black Camry with Minnesota plates and a Burnsville frame parked in the driveway. The registration tabs on that car expired in 2023.
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She might be driving it. Who's gonna stop her, the Capitol Police?
Add this to Ilhan Omar’s growing list of document problems. A photo taken during the October 12 raid on her D.C. home shows a black Camry with Minnesota plates and a Burnsville frame parked in the driveway. The registration tabs on that car expired in 2023.
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She might be driving it. Who's gonna stop her, the Capitol Police?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)
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She might be driving it. Who's gonna stop her, the Capitol Police?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Probably the curb.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Probably the curb.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:11 PM (YZ0Fo)
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The first clue is her blasted hyphenated name. I guess I am Scots-Irish-French-English American is how absurd this is! I'm getting all riled up!
They need to check this judge's immigration status.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 04:08 PM (hzuYO)
And here I thought you hyphenated it Christy Binkly-The-Great on your drivers license.
They need to check this judge's immigration status.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 23, 2026 04:08 PM (hzuYO)
And here I thought you hyphenated it Christy Binkly-The-Great on your drivers license.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:11 PM (6ydKt)
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"I wonder who the judge is who made this decision."
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I don't care how well you did at law school. I don't care how many industry awards you may have won, or what your win-rate was as a practicing attorney. I don't care about any of that--one simply should not be eligible to be a Federal judge if one was not born in this country.
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I don't care how well you did at law school. I don't care how many industry awards you may have won, or what your win-rate was as a practicing attorney. I don't care about any of that--one simply should not be eligible to be a Federal judge if one was not born in this country.
Posted by: Crusader at October 23, 2026 04:12 PM (TN0g+)
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She might be driving it. Who's gonna stop her, the Capitol Police?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)
She has one of her Minions do it for her.
And I'm actually thinking of a midget Somalian with a flashlight wrapped around his forehead.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 23, 2026 04:10 PM (mmrXZ)
She has one of her Minions do it for her.
And I'm actually thinking of a midget Somalian with a flashlight wrapped around his forehead.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:14 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 04:14 PM (EX3Wq)
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I didn't know he was on substack. Thanks. Yes, they were certainly rigged.
I didn't know he was on substack. Thanks. Yes, they were certainly rigged.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2026 04:14 PM (JrHfD)
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He's a man named Mandy, what do you expect?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2026 04:14 PM (RIvkX)
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Yeah, for any Jew in the current global environment of the past several years to be shilling for any Muslim politician seems a bit masochistic to me.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)
Or sadistic
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 23, 2026 04:08 PM (6ydKt)
Or sadistic
Posted by: ... at October 23, 2026 04:15 PM (EX3Wq)
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Noooood. Open thread.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 23, 2026 04:15 PM (YZ0Fo)
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The U.S. Postal Service is investigating the incident.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 04:05 PM (n5tGW)
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I'm on the case!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 23, 2026 04:05 PM (n5tGW)
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I'm on the case!
Posted by: Newman at October 23, 2026 04:16 PM (RIvkX)
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Mandy Patinkin, oh how the mighty have fallen. Goes from one of the greatest film heroes, Inigo Montoya, to the ball-less putz Saul Berenson in Homeland (everyone else fucked that CIA slattern Claire Danes in that show EXCEPT Saul) , to being a total looser in real life.
Mandy Patinkin, oh how the mighty have fallen. Goes from one of the greatest film heroes, Inigo Montoya, to the ball-less putz Saul Berenson in Homeland (everyone else fucked that CIA slattern Claire Danes in that show EXCEPT Saul) , to being a total looser in real life.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2026 04:18 PM (y9nCu)
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The only thing worse than schtick is commentary on schtick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
What about commentary on the misspellings of "shtick" in the commentary on shtick?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
What about commentary on the misspellings of "shtick" in the commentary on shtick?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 23, 2026 04:19 PM (VHUov)
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