Nürburgring Cafe

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An orphaned baby rhino wears his protective blanket and is led around for a jog.

The very moment a lake begins icing over.
A mom gets the call that after sixteen days, her son has awoken from his coma.

Giant bamboo and I do mean giant.

Awesome Lego train.

Here's a weird hobby: "Stealth camping." You camp on public land in the middle of towns or even cities. But the trick is, you want to camp somewhere in plain sight, and yet hidden from casual viewers. This guy built a fake electrical junction box and placed it overnight on strip of grass in town and then "stealth camped" inside it for 36 hours.

It doesn't look like much fun. I think you're just supposed to enjoy the feeling, "Oh boy, I'm not supposed to be here but I totally am!" But you're stuck in a 2 x 2 x 3 box with a bedpan and an iPad.

Belugas are the most romantic of all cetaceans.

Birds being clowns and goofs.

Not a great site for playing baseball. Or soccer. Or most sports with a ball.

Nope.

A cheetah introduces her cheetlings.

The Nürburgring is a mountain race course in Northern Germany. It's sometimes called "The Green Hell."

Racing circuits are typically covered with smooth road surfaces; however, due to issues with paving technologies when the surface was first laid in 1927, the surface of the Nrüburgring is almost entirely uneven. It is enough to make drivers wonder whether any part of the circuit is flat at all. In addition, there is reduced traction due to dust, the course is narrow, and escape zones are rare.
Given that cars take off at some points, and that there are a number of blind, high-speed corners, it is perhaps more accurate to describe the Nordschleife as a one-way mountain pass than a circuit.
For the above reasons, the Nürburgring is said to be a living course that condenses all the world's roads into a single circuit, and is famed as one of the world's hardest courses.

Here are some wipe-outs from the 70s. Not too violent. Mostly just cars flipping over while trying to make a sharp turn.

Amazing view of Antarctica from a sailing ship
[📹 drew.simms] https://t.co/SysFcWi4FO
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) October 22, 2026

Stunning views of wave hiding a cliff in Nazaré, Portugal.
[📹 Marcio Costa / mcydro] https://t.co/HpdM9wDTzr
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) October 22, 2026

This is gonna be a nope from me, dawg.

The Khumbu Icefall lies at 5,486 m on the Nepali slopes of Mount Everest and is considered one of the most dangerous stages of the South Col route to summit
Not even ropes and ladders can prevent loss of life.
[📹 luckydavewatson] https://t.co/GMYP1lx4cB
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) October 22, 2026

Meet the duo who truly define partners for life.
Officer Brian Santos and his K9 partner Kyra steal hearts with a dance break at the Cocoa Police Department in Florida (They're like a family since 201. https://t.co/QpWIg76NtN
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) October 22, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:14 PM

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1 Good afternoon Ace

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX)

2 Guy in Austin who shot menacing mob member during the National Racist Festival of 2020 is acquitted, on second go-around.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:17 PM (U/Byj)

3 The Bee; Not Sure If You Married Your Brother? 9 Signs To Look For

lol

Posted by: JROD at October 22, 2026 07:18 PM (5GJQt)

4 Ashley is stealth camping in my shower tonight!

Posted by: Delaware's Own at October 22, 2026 07:18 PM (EdP2u)

5 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 07:18 PM (Ia/+0)

6 Love the K-9 hiphop.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 07:19 PM (RIvkX)

7 @2 rhomboid-that’s great news!

Posted by: JROD at October 22, 2026 07:19 PM (5GJQt)

8 Just saw this YouTube short video, 3 guys walking into heaven
https://tinyurl.com/45d7fbj7

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 07:20 PM (Ia/+0)

9 2 Guy in Austin who shot menacing mob member during the National Racist Festival of 2020 is acquitted, on second go-around.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:17 PM (U/Byj)

He was on trial again? I thought he got a pardon.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2026 07:21 PM (/OKHJ)

10 Top picture is good, I like B&W photos

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 07:21 PM (Ia/+0)

11 JROD, it is. Think this case and Rittenhouse were the two most prominent self-defense cases to arise from the indelible national disgrace and degradation of 2020.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:22 PM (U/Byj)

12 Dunno the legal mechanics of the Austin case. Report I said acquitted by a jury.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:23 PM (U/Byj)

13 Can't imagine building that castle in Portugal

Posted by: Skip at October 22, 2026 07:23 PM (Ia/+0)

14 Report I saw, duh.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:23 PM (U/Byj)

15 Not even ropes and ladders can prevent loss of life.
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Really really such a shame.

Do you have life insurance?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 07:24 PM (RIvkX)

16 Thinking that even if there's a reef further out there in Nazare that makes those monster waves ride-able, nah. Even for a supported tow-in.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:24 PM (U/Byj)

17 >>A mom gets the call that after sixteen days, her son has awoken from his coma.

I'm not crying, you're crying.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 07:25 PM (viF8m)

18 Here's a weird hobby: "Stealth camping." You camp on public land in the middle of towns or even cities. But the trick is, you want to camp somewhere in plain sight, and yet hidden from casual viewers. This guy built a fake electrical junction box and placed it overnight on strip of grass in town and then "stealth camped" inside it for 36 hours.
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How else do you stalk hobos?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 07:27 PM (FZ29D)

19 What crap is that ladder. They could have had every climber bring up a bit at a time and make a decent structure there any time in the last 50 years. Lazy idiots.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 07:28 PM (uhVAy)

20 How else do you stalk hobos?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 07:27 PM (FZ29D)

you trap them.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026 07:29 PM (uhVAy)

21 Don't see any red and black falcons.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 07:30 PM (Dd7BU)

22 >>Thinking that even if there's a reef further out there in Nazare that makes those monster waves ride-able, nah. Even for a supported tow-in.

Here you go rhomboid.

https://tinyurl.com/yabmxp3v

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 07:31 PM (viF8m)

23 That castle looks like Chateau d'If. Any chance the Count of Monte Cristo is still there?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 22, 2026 07:32 PM (vBZcw)

24 Also the Bee

Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 07:32 PM (Sco7b)

25 The Nürburgring

*Disgusted scoffing*

Posted by: James May at October 22, 2026 07:33 PM (vJrRc)

26 @24. She's still lying? They don't know when to stop do they?
Kick her ass out of here already!

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 07:37 PM (Dd7BU)

27 TCN tells me that numerous prayers were offered up by many of you beautiful people; many thanks. All went well with the total knee replacement and I’m now surfing clouds on insurance funded drugs

Posted by: AK Viking at October 22, 2026 07:38 PM (d+fm6)

28 TCN tells me that numerous prayers were offered up by many of you beautiful people; many thanks. All went well with the total knee replacement and I’m now surfing clouds on insurance funded drugs
Posted by: AK Viking at October 22, 2026 07:38 PM (d+fm6)
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b"h for good health

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 07:39 PM (RIvkX)

29 How else do you stalk hobos?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 07:27 PM

Hunting over bait isn't sporting.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)

30 Also the Bee

Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 07:32 PM (Sco7b)
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I'm surprised she hasn't claimed that she's descended from Egyptian pharaohs and she's just practicing her cultural heritage.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 07:41 PM (FZ29D)

31 We'd love another weekend off, with no mephitically-forced overtime, Jefe!

Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at October 22, 2026 07:42 PM (7Hnxu)

32 JackStraw thanks. Yeah, like I said. Incredible. The key to surfing these monster waves is not as much surfing skill, as a plan to exit towards the shoulder. And unbelievable guts.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:42 PM (U/Byj)

33 @30. Were pharaohs habitual liars too?

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 07:44 PM (Dd7BU)

34 I, for one, am enjoying the person known as Ilhan Omar twist in the wind. In the end, this will be epic.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 07:45 PM (RIvkX)

35 Willowed: My favorite though are the telepathic cat partners of the human telepaths who guard the ships in deep space travel from the Rats/Dragons in The Game of Rat and Dragon. One of the great short stories of all time. The cats go out in little craft steered by the humans and swat the controls that send light bombs to kill them because only they are fast enough to do it.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 22, 2026

***
Yes -- one of the finest short stories, SF or not, ever written. And I say that not because I am a cat person, but because of the story's imagination and careful revelation, bit by bit, of the main surprise.

And because I am a cat person.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 22, 2026 07:45 PM (wzUl9)

36 JackStraw thanks. Yeah, like I said. Incredible. The key to surfing these monster waves is not as much surfing skill, as a plan to exit towards the shoulder. And unbelievable guts.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:42 PM

An anthem to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygq0kn7ed7s

(with an bikinied appearance by Barbara Eden)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 07:46 PM (0sNs1)

37 25 The Nürburgring

*Disgusted scoffing*

Posted by: James May at October 22, 2026 07:33 PM
***
Well played.

Posted by: TRex- dino stig at October 22, 2026 07:46 PM (XfIK1)

38 TCN tells me that numerous prayers were offered up by many of you beautiful people; many thanks. All went well with the total knee replacement and I’m now surfing clouds on insurance funded drugs
Posted by: AK Viking

Glad to hear. Surf's up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 07:47 PM (6vuXd)

39 There's a break in Newport Beach called The Wedge where storm waves will break into very shallow water. There was an "event" this past June I think (depends on weather and waves). At least one local hospital preps for serious injuries in their emergency and orthopedic depts. when these conditions occur, I'm told. Hardest of hard passes, thanks.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:48 PM (U/Byj)

40 >>>Here are some wipe-outs from the 70s.

Sounds like Primus playing in the background.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 22, 2026 07:48 PM (syz1S)

41 Sounds like Primus playing in the background.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 22, 2026 07:48 PM

* perks up *

Posted by: Winona at October 22, 2026 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

42 @30. Were pharaohs habitual liars too?
Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 07:44 PM (Dd7BU)
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Well they claimed they were gods, so yes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)

43 "How else do you stalk hobos?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

It's like an urban deer blind. It's illegal to bait them with Val-u-rite though.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 07:52 PM (MWfyi)

44 >>>The Khumbu Icefall lies at 5,486 m on the Nepali slopes of Mount Everest and is considered one of the most dangerous stages of the South Col route to summit

As someone somewhere once said, Fuck that shit!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 22, 2026 07:52 PM (syz1S)

45 One great aspect of peak SoCal golden age was surf film directors touring and playing their movies in high school gyms/auditoriums. Including the top ones like Bruce Brown. In fact that was the main "venue" for most surf films at the time. I was just a bit young for it, though did go to a few Friday night films in junior high. Such a fantastic time and place to be young.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 07:52 PM (U/Byj)

46 Everyone Belongs to Everyone Else

So no thrill sports allowed.

Posted by: Nanny State because we care at October 22, 2026 07:53 PM (RIvkX)

47 It's like an urban deer blind. It's illegal to bait them with Val-u-rite though.
Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 07:52 PM (MWfyi)
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There's an episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" where Mac and Dennis decide to hunt Rickety Cricket (a hobo associate of theirs). They set up a cardboard blind just for that purpose. And they dress in camo, which looks odd in an urban setting.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 07:55 PM (FZ29D)

48 Sugar Rice Krrrrinkles!
youtu.be/0DCsOO96fH0

Posted by: they float! at October 22, 2026 07:57 PM (88C+u)

49 The Ring challenges a car and driver in ways a nice smooth 2-3 mile racetrack does not. Slammed Hondas would skitter off left and right.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 07:58 PM (MWfyi)

50 Mavericks was pretty big yesterday. This summer has had unusually good surf. Big waves this early at Mavericks can’t imagine what this winter especially January and February are going to look like.

Posted by: JROD at October 22, 2026 08:01 PM (5GJQt)

51 Were pharaohs habitual liars too?
Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 07:44 PM (Dd7BU)

They were famous for it.
Like Rameses II "Ozymandias" boasting how he KiCKEd AsS against the Hittites when in fact he ran away like a bitch and barely saved his own army.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 08:01 PM (88C+u)

52 Yello: The Race

https://tinyurl.com/re9ky67a

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 22, 2026 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

53 The Nurburgring is awesome... after a number of laps over a few years, was somewhat comfortable in under 10 minutes.

But you better stay focused. I was behind a 911 that drifted up in the carousel...

Posted by: man at October 22, 2026 08:03 PM (pfXMo)

54
See the Daily Mail. Apparently Meggie Sparkle Markle's father is under investigation for kiddie porn.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 22, 2026 08:03 PM (w6EFb)

55 Apparently Meggie Sparkle Markle's father is under investigation for kiddie porn.
Posted by: publius

"Hurt people hurt people", again

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 08:04 PM (88C+u)

56 @45 rhomboid- in the Reno/Tahoe area it was always a Warren Miller film at the Pioneer Theater in Reno that kicked off ski/snowboard season. Miss it.

Posted by: JROD at October 22, 2026 08:04 PM (5GJQt)

57 Slammed Hondas would skitter off left and right."

Indeed. The 'ring requires a decently compliant suspension.

Posted by: man at October 22, 2026 08:05 PM (pfXMo)

58 "Yello: The Race

https://tinyurl.com/re9ky67a
Posted by: NaCly Dog"

Wow. I had that CD and it disappeared long long ago. I never knew there was a video.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 08:06 PM (MWfyi)

59 JROD, yep. The indie (term didn't exist then I don't think) surf and ski movie sectors were linked and crossed over, logically enough. Great stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 08:07 PM (U/Byj)

60 Some vile Piece of Human Garbage of Undetermined Immigration Status vandalizes Iwo Jima memorial in Quantico, VA (not the monument across the river from DC) with sledgehammer.

Is there some limit to the amount of enrichment and color we can take?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 08:09 PM (U/Byj)

61 "Oh boy, I'm not supposed to be here but I totally am!"

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It's like that joke where you set your clocks wrong, invite people over, and just laugh when they don't notice!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 08:09 PM (ndZc7)

62 MSNow and CNN are both having segments on the ad with Ohio Acton's mom. They are really Lindsey Graham butthurt.

President Trump - "If that ad was about my Mom, you'd love it."

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 08:11 PM (Sco7b)

63 Wait. Belugas are crustaceans?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 08:11 PM (ndZc7)

64 Nurburgring. There are people right now doing battle over the Mustang GTD and Corvette ZR1. It’s a daily thing. It never stops. I miss the days when people just argued for fought to the death over 1/4 mile times. Now it’s Nurburgring times. A track 99% of people will never see or drive on and in cars most people will never own.

Posted by: JROD at October 22, 2026 08:11 PM (5GJQt)

65 Nürburgring was where Nikki Lauda almost died. He missed a few races but came back and almost won the F1 championship anyway. James Hunt held on though. The movie 'Rush' is about that season and is very good, FYI. Nurburgring still holds races (24 Hours of Nurburgring notably) and you can drive it, if you want. They do allow it, as long as another event isn't going on. I think Porsche uses it as a test track (or maybe Mercedes).

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 22, 2026 08:11 PM (s1NDj)

66 An old, but definitive, list of surfing beaches:

Del Mar
Ventura County line
Santa Cruz and Trestles
Australia's Narrabeen
Manhattan
Doheny Way
Haggerties and Swamis
Pacific Palisades
San Onofre and Sunset
Redondo Beach LA
La Jolla
Wa'imea Bay

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)

67 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 08:13 PM (77rzZ)

68 Evening, Ace, and Cafe patrons! (checks watch) Beer O'clock! I believe I will.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 08:14 PM (3Lqao)

69 ShoeOnHead had a great video about the Cornell 7 madness.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 22, 2026 08:16 PM (nCTkv)

70 TCN tells me that numerous prayers were offered up by many of you beautiful people; many thanks. All went well with the total knee replacement and I’m now surfing clouds on insurance funded drugs
Posted by: AK Viking at October 22, 2026 07:38 PM (d+fm6)

Excellent news! We missed you folks last weekend.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 08:16 PM (3Lqao)

71 *looks at top picture*

Welcome to City 17. It's safer here.

Posted by: Wallace Breen at October 22, 2026 08:16 PM (n9eFH)

72 @nicksortor
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1h
🚨 BREAKING: A Paris administrative court has OVERTURNED the ban on mass "demonstrations" in the streets, just in time for the weekend

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 08:17 PM (ZxPkt)

73 @60 They need to keep cameras on the monuments. They should know that by now. Let the asshole know what a sledgehammer upside the head feels like.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 08:19 PM (Dd7BU)

74 BREAKING: A Paris administrative court has OVERTURNED the ban on mass "demonstrations" in the streets, just in time for the weekend
Posted by: Don Black

Perhaps I can be of some assistance?

Posted by: a Corsican at October 22, 2026 08:19 PM (88C+u)

75 1h
🚨 BREAKING: A Paris administrative court has OVERTURNED the ban on mass "demonstrations" in the streets, just in time for the weekend
Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 08:17 PM (ZxPkt)
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Huh. France has Hawaiian judges too, apparently.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 08:19 PM (FZ29D)

76
The roasted potatoes I made for dinner were super-excellent, despite a few being overdone and slightly burnt. I, reluctantly, ate them to spare Her Majesty any distress.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 08:20 PM (eRlcH)

77 Posted by: AK Viking 'Great news... now PT begins.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 22, 2026 08:20 PM (NnhvP)

78 There we go Rangers.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 08:20 PM (viF8m)

79 G-d be with you AK Viking. You'll be hunting mammoths again in notime

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 08:21 PM (88C+u)

80 Were pharaohs habitual liars too?
Posted by: Case

They married their sisters!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 22, 2026 08:21 PM (NnhvP)

81 Duncanthrax, why, it's almost like that list of surf spots could be in a poem, or lyrics to a song. Hmmm.

Doheny's scratched off the list ever since they built a jetty as part of the Dana Point harbor (where Cicero keeps his yacht). Long ago.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 08:22 PM (U/Byj)

82 Paris when it sizzles

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 08:23 PM (Cqx++)

83 Sunday's game should be lit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 08:26 PM (6vuXd)

84 The French courts are just as stupid as ours. They must hate their country too.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 08:26 PM (Dd7BU)

85 La Jolla
Wa'imea Bay
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)

Playa Gigantes in Nicaragua has a following, too. Not a surfer, but went there for a day, and the scenery was excellent. Went out fishing, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 08:27 PM (3Lqao)

86 Doheny's scratched off the list ever since they built a jetty as part of the Dana Point harbor (where Cicero keeps his yacht). Long ago.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 08:22 PM

Dang. It's been 30+ years since I've been to Dana Point.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 08:29 PM (0sNs1)

87 Were pharaohs habitual liars too?
Posted by: Case

Well they claimed they were gods, so yes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Just following Rule #1 of ghostbusting!

Posted by: mike-hotep at October 22, 2026 08:31 PM (VHUov)

88 Back in a very different world, Baja's surf breaks within short driving distance were just part of the selection. Tijuana was small and sleepy, now wait crossing the border, this was long before the cartels, worst you might encounter was to be pulled over for a "traffic violation" by federales, and you just "paid the fine" on the spot.

Kilometer 38's well known, there were others.

Stack of fresh hot corn tortillas for 50 cents, six pack of Tecate in steel cans for $2.50. A lost world.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 22, 2026 08:31 PM (U/Byj)

89 I wonder how Ilhan Omar's obvious lies will effect the Amy Acton's mom says she's a liar issue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 08:32 PM (ndZc7)

90 I was checking some leftwing forums and the main thing they seem to be focused on today because Lyndsay Graham being gay is that "voting machines are changing votes to the R candidate"

Hang on folks because I don't think the vote totals are going to look like the FNM has been claiming they would...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 08:33 PM (sKqQm)

91 Hi everyone! Happy cafe!

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 08:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

92 >>@RapidResponse47
·
1m
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>>@POTUS
: It was just revealed that Ilhan Omar’s name is not Ilhan Omar, the one she used to get elected.

>>Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, her real name, has openly admitted to FRAUD — and she will not be legally allowed to be a Member of this august body from this point forth!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 08:33 PM (viF8m)

93 Some vile Piece of Human Garbage of Undetermined Immigration Status vandalizes Iwo Jima memorial in Quantico, VA (not the monument across the river from DC) with sledgehammer.

The left then: We can't tolerate fascists!

The left now: We can't tolerate the people that beat the fascists

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 08:34 PM (sKqQm)

94 One of the coolest big wave spots and one you can check out on YouTube is Mullaghmore in Ireland. Monster wave and beautiful scenery.

Posted by: JROD at October 22, 2026 08:34 PM (Lw4ws)

95 Where is the train station? Something in the back of my head says Portugal, but is it?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 08:35 PM (eGn4U)

96 Interesting GOTV ad.

https://tinyurl.com/yzmkcxn6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 08:36 PM (ndZc7)

97

Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 08:36 PM (Cqx++)

98 42 @30. Were pharaohs habitual liars too?
Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 07:44 PM (Dd7BU)
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Well they claimed they were gods, so yes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 07:52 PM (FZ29D)

When someone asks you if you're a God you say, "yes!"

trust me.

Posted by: Ray Stantz at October 22, 2026 08:37 PM (r7+Q7)

99 Hey, Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 08:37 PM (77rzZ)

100 100

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 08:37 PM (6vuXd)

101 Achmed in Paris
Mohammed's awesome
Bring the infidel
Down to his kneeees!

Achmed in Paris
They'll all be stealing
No one was ever surprised

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 08:38 PM (MWfyi)

102 Where is the train station? Something in the back of my head says Portugal, but is it?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

I think you are correct. Ace has used that photo before and I believe the location was listed as somewhere in Portugal.

Posted by: Tuna at October 22, 2026 08:38 PM (lJ0H4)

103 The French courts are just as stupid as ours.

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I didn't even know France has a Hawaii.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 08:39 PM (ndZc7)

104 Khumbu Icefall changes every season. At the start, there is a special team of experienced Sherpas that go out and set ropes and ladders. They've used ladders like that for several decades. It is reported to be very scary to cross.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 22, 2026 08:39 PM (JNr/z)

105 100 100
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 08:37 PM

Nail 200, and you could be tonight's CC Rider!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 08:39 PM (0sNs1)

106 Piper, we don’t have Sponge here to report on the pants you wore to the TxMoMe,

So you will have to do it.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 08:40 PM (77rzZ)

107 Yeah, OK, I have to ask. How exactly is a lake icing over while two of the three people observing this miracle are wearing shorts.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 08:41 PM (dIske)

108 I didn't even know France has a Hawaii.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 08:39 PM (ndZc7)

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Tahiti at October 22, 2026 08:42 PM (3Lqao)

109 I love watching France burn!!

Let's see how much they are willing to take before they snap.

It 'd be nice to have snipers watching over the statues by the way. Set up traps and ambushes.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 08:43 PM (Sco7b)

110 >>> 90 I was checking some leftwing forums and the main thing they seem to be focused on today because Lyndsay Graham being gay is that "voting machines are changing votes to the R candidate"

Hang on folks because I don't think the vote totals are going to look like the FNM has been claiming they would...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 08:33 PM (sKqQm)

So they want to switch to paper ballots, right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 08:45 PM (jb8Ss)

111 Both Portugal and Rhode Island would be fine places if not for the Portugees.

Posted by: Ironbound Too at October 22, 2026 08:45 PM (EdP2u)

112 I love watching France burn!!

Let's see how much they are willing to take before they snap.

-
Start gathering the tumbrels!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 08:47 PM (ndZc7)

113
It 'd be nice to have snipers watching over the statues by the way.

It looks like we need them here.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 08:47 PM (Cqx++)

114 >> I was checking some leftwing forums and the main thing they seem to be focused on today because Lyndsay Graham being gay is that "voting machines are changing votes to the R candidate"

Prepping the ground to claim Trump stole the midterms.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 08:48 PM (viF8m)

115 110 >>> 90 I was checking some leftwing forums and the main thing they seem to be focused on today because Lyndsay Graham being gay is that "voting machines are changing votes to the R candidate

After deep reflection and soul searching, the dem vote identified as a Republican vote.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 08:48 PM (Sco7b)

116 Hang on folks because I don't think the vote totals are going to look like the FNM has been claiming they would...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 08:33 PM (sKqQm)

So they want to switch to paper ballots, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Yep. What is sounds like to me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 08:49 PM (6vuXd)

117 It 'd be nice to have snipers watching over the statues by the way.

It looks like we need them here.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 08:47 PM (Cqx++)

That's what I meant....

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 08:49 PM (Sco7b)

118 France ranks #3 in penguin numbers worldwide, because of French Southern and Antarctic Lands. Therefore, we need to support France.

Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority. at October 22, 2026 08:50 PM (EdP2u)

119
114 >> I was checking some leftwing forums and the main thing they seem to be focused on today because Lyndsay Graham being gay is that "voting machines are changing votes to the R candidate"

Prepping the ground to claim Trump stole the midterms.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026

Based on precedent, we must prepare the gulags.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 08:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

120 66 An old, but definitive, list of surfing beaches:

Del Mar
Ventura County line
Santa Cruz and Trestles
Australia's Narrabeen
Manhattan
Doheny Way
Haggerties and Swamis
Pacific Palisades
San Onofre and Sunset
Redondo Beach LA
La Jolla
Wa'imea Bay

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)

You could write a song with a list like that.

Posted by: Brian Wilson at October 22, 2026 08:52 PM (X5Jzz)

121 116 Hang on folks because I don't think the vote totals are going to look like the FNM has been claiming they would...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 08:33 PM (sKqQm)

So they want to switch to paper ballots, right?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Yep. What is sounds like to me.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 08

Wonder if we can start a rumor illegals are voting R so we can get the SAVE act passed, too. A few viral rumors and DJT saying he has changed his mind on it ought to do the trick!

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 08:53 PM (ZdaMQ)

122
That's what I meant....
Posted by: Stateless

Sorry. I thought you meant in France.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 08:56 PM (Cqx++)

123 >>Based on precedent, we must prepare the gulags.

The left doesn't want paper ballots. They want an excuse to attack.

Losing an election, even a close win, and we will start hearing that Trump stole or tried to steal the election.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 08:56 PM (viF8m)

124 Rumors that Eric Erickson has inserted a penguin into his rear are founded in the discovery of Big Penguin' role in presenting him as a "Conservative" on Atlanta biggest talk radio station. While the rumor may be metaphorical, it is certain that Big Penguin is right behind him and deeply involved with his lower digestive tract.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 22, 2026 08:57 PM (MWfyi)

125 HUGE student protests scheduled for October 31st in all major cities of Germany. IMO, that's when things get very interesting (Arte Johnson voice).

Here's what they claim to be protesting. Thousands of students are protesting broken school systems, strict government austerity, high housing costs, inflation, climate change, and the reinstatement of military conscription.

It seems rather transparent that the real underlying motivators for these "protests" are hiding behind issues like the ones listed as an excuse to cause chaos. Hat tip to the organizers who thought up that approach. It gives the Progressive politicians something to grasp onto to avoid the blame for the inevitable violence and vandalism.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 08:59 PM (dIske)

126 if I was starving I might eat road pizza with ants, or I probably would not. I hope I never find out.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Article here that we white people (or, in Iran, Aryan people) are bad at digesting ze bugz compared with our Neanderthal forebears
tinyurl.com/m5h43fs8

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 09:01 PM (88C+u)

127 When I was in school the only thing we protested was that cold undercooked square pizza. Our form of protest was flipping it to the ceiling to see if it would stick.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 09:01 PM (MWfyi)

128 >>It seems rather transparent that the real underlying motivators for these "protests" are hiding behind issues like the ones listed as an excuse to cause chaos. Hat tip to the organizers who thought up that approach. It gives the Progressive politicians something to grasp onto to avoid the blame for the inevitable violence and vandalism.

It's called a color revolution. Been around for a very long time.

Coming to a neighborhood near you soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:02 PM (viF8m)

129 I didn't even know France has a Hawaii.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 08:39 PM (ndZc7)

That would be Tahiti, in French Polynesia.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 09:02 PM (qqdHS)

130 It seems rather transparent that the real underlying motivators for these "protests" are hiding behind issues like the ones listed as an excuse to cause chaos. Hat tip to the organizers who thought up that approach. It gives the Progressive politicians something to grasp onto to avoid the blame for the inevitable violence and vandalism.
Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 08:59 PM (dIske)

You know, if they simply machine-gunned, or flame-throwered a few of these rent-a-mobs, the mobs would cease to exist. It's all fun and games until a few Orcs get bullets in their festering Commie brains.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 09:02 PM (3Lqao)

131 the penguin up in your guts
tinyurl.com/5d2epkha

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 09:03 PM (88C+u)

132 Yeah, OK, I have to ask. How exactly is a lake icing over while two of the three people observing this miracle are wearing shorts.
Posted by: Orson

Do you even Minnesota?

Posted by: mikeski at October 22, 2026 09:03 PM (VHUov)

133 Let’s see, France and LePen, USA and Trump, Germany and AfD: all three getting leftwing agitators.
I got nothing.

Posted by: Accomack at October 22, 2026 09:03 PM (RBD82)

134 Yeah, OK, I have to ask. How exactly is a lake icing over while two of the three people observing this miracle are wearing shorts.
Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 08:41 PM (dIske)

*does Donald Sutherland fingerpoint thing^

Science Denier!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2026 09:03 PM (wVcYX)

135 Locusts, I have it on good authority, taste good when properly prepared, and are kosher too!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 09:04 PM (qqdHS)

136 Fire hoses are effective, but racist.

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2026 09:05 PM (Q+gd/)

137 122
That's what I meant....
Posted by: Stateless

Sorry. I thought you meant in France.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 08:56

That was my fault.

I think Kaitlin Collins may hate Trump to a depth impressive even for a dem. Poor dude.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 22, 2026 09:05 PM (Sco7b)

138 well, John was a Semite, not an Aryan . . .

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 09:05 PM (88C+u)

139 Lorne Michaels is 81 years old.

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 09:06 PM (rj6Yv)

140 Locusts, I have it on good authority, taste good when properly prepared, and are kosher too!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 09:04 PM (qqdHS)

Tastes like penguin. Skin penguin. Place in large pot of water, along with a rock. Boil until rock is tender. Eat the rock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 09:07 PM (3Lqao)

141 "the penguin up in your guts
tinyurl.com/5d2epkha
Posted by: 88C+u "

Those poor men. From hunters to hunted. By penguins.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 09:08 PM (MWfyi)

142 I sailed to Tahiti with an all-girl crew.

Posted by: Zombie Gardner McKay at October 22, 2026 09:08 PM (EdP2u)

143
Locusts, I have it on good authority, taste good when properly prepared, and are kosher too!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 09:04 PM (qqdHS)

____________

The various winged insects that walk on all fours are loathsome for you.

But of the various winged insects that walk on all fours you may eat those that have legs jointed above their feet for leaping on the ground;

Hence of these you may eat the following: the various kinds of locusts, the various kinds of bald locusts, the various kinds of crickets, and the various kinds of grasshoppers.e

All other winged insects that have four legs are loathsome for you.

- Leviticus 11:20-23

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 09:10 PM (eRlcH)

144 >>>>Let’s see, France and LePen, USA and Trump, Germany and AfD: all three getting leftwing agitators.
I got nothing.

Quite a coincidence, huh?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:10 PM (viF8m)

145 123. They want an excuse to attack.

Attack who? And since when have they needed an excuse?
They have already tried to kill Trump for no reason except for hate. The left is full of hateful people.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 09:10 PM (Dd7BU)

146 "the penguin up in your guts
tinyurl.com/5d2epkha
Posted by: 88C+u "

Those poor men. From hunters to hunted. By penguins.
Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 09:08 PM (MWfyi)
=====

Can't hide. They'll always stick you with the bill.

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 09:10 PM (rj6Yv)

147 and you can drive it, if you want. They do allow it, as long as another event isn't going on. I think Porsche uses it as a test track (or maybe Mercedes).
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 22, 2026 08:11 PM (s1NDj)
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It's a public roadway (with a toll). You can drive a bog-standard small family car or hell even a minivan on it if you want.

You'll get your doors blown off by hotshots but it's no big deal.

Posted by: ballistic at October 22, 2026 09:11 PM (oqH4h)

148 >Let’s see, France and LePen, USA and Trump, Germany and AfD: all three getting leftwing agitators.

Agitation in the recently converted Latin American countries?

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2026 09:11 PM (Q+gd/)

149 123. They want an excuse to attack.

Attack who? And since when have they needed an excuse?
They have already tried to kill Trump for no reason except for hate. The left is full of hateful people.
Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 09:10 PM (Dd7BU)
===

They're mentally ill.

Posted by: mrp at October 22, 2026 09:12 PM (rj6Yv)

150 And you thought Amelia Earhart had it bad. She was only eaten by crabs.

Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 09:14 PM (MWfyi)

151
They do allow it, as long as another event isn't going on. I think Porsche uses it as a test track (or maybe Mercedes).
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 22, 2026 08:11 PM (s1NDj)

___________

I'd like to drive the old Parabolica at Monza.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 09:14 PM (eRlcH)

152 It’s a mystery, Jack, a complete mystery.
-shrugs-
World Series starts tomorrow.

Posted by: Accomack at October 22, 2026 09:16 PM (28cZF)

153 >>> 143
Locusts, I have it on good authority, taste good when properly prepared, and are kosher too!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 22, 2026 09:04 PM (qqdHS)

____________

The various winged insects that walk on all fours are loathsome for you.

But of the various winged insects that walk on all fours you may eat those that have legs jointed above their feet for leaping on the ground;

Hence of these you may eat the following: the various kinds of locusts, the various kinds of bald locusts, the various kinds of crickets, and the various kinds of grasshoppers.e

All other winged insects that have four legs are loathsome for you.

- Leviticus 11:20-23
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 09:10 PM (eRlcH)

Bluebell the Hen volunteers to eet zee boogz.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 09:16 PM (jb8Ss)

154 All other winged insects that have four legs are loathsome for you.

Okay, I take back what I said about "Aryans" and "Semites"; Leviticus was clearly written by an Indian.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 09:18 PM (88C+u)

155 150 And you thought Amelia Earhart had it bad. She was only eaten by crabs.
Posted by: fd at October 22, 2026 09:14 PM (MWfyi)

____________________

Everything I've read about Amelia Earhart suggests that her disappearance with pure Darwinism, and that were she to be reincarnated in this era she would likely be one of the idiots walking up to a bear to try and get a selfie for her Influencer channel.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 09:20 PM (dIske)

156 >>They're mentally ill.

Possibly. But that's not whats going on.

I've been saying this for a few days, please read the stuff DataRepublican is dropping.

We are in the middle of a color revolution and it's not limited to the US. The international left is far more organized and funded than we are. NGOs, communist and Islamist governments providing funding and more. We are up against a far bigger movement that is largely hidden than we ever imagined. And they aren't going to stop if they lose any one election.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:21 PM (viF8m)

157 The various winged insects that walk on all fours are loathsome for you.

All other winged insects that have four legs are loathsome for you.

There's your Biblical proof of evolution. Insects gained 2 legs since the time of Leviticus.

Posted by: mikeski at October 22, 2026 09:21 PM (VHUov)

158 >>>The Khumbu Icefall lies at 5,486 m on the Nepali slopes of Mount Everest and is considered one of the most dangerous stages of the South Col route to summit

As someone somewhere once said, Fuck that shit!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 22, 2026 07:52 PM (syz1S)

Sounds like something I would say, word for word. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 22, 2026 09:22 PM (vzuC7)

159 >>>We are in the middle of a color revolution and it's not limited to the US. The international left is far more organized and funded than we are. NGOs, communist and Islamist governments providing funding and more. We are up against a far bigger movement that is largely hidden than we ever imagined. And they aren't going to stop if they lose any one election.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Trump defunded USAid but the rats scattered and like lizard tails they have morphed into full functionaries. Not unlike the Houthis.
They aren't finished attacking us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 09:24 PM (vC80E)

160 And there you go. Democrats have known this all along. So why did they allow the fraud to continue?

>>@willchamberlain
·
37s
>>Jeanine Pirro, the United States Attorney for the District of Columbia, confirms that Ilhan Omar's real name is in fact Ilhan Nur Said Elmi

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:25 PM (viF8m)

161 Dana Point

Posted by: grass monkey at October 22, 2026 09:27 PM (eP4XR)

162 Posted by: JackStraw
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Trump defunded USAid but the rats scattered and like lizard tails they have morphed into full functionaries. Not unlike the Houthis.
They aren't finished attacking us.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 22, 2026 09:24 PM (vC80E)
_______________________________

They have no shortage of personnel. One of the down sides of all the Federal employees terminated is that they had to go somewhere. A chunk of them went to "Indivisible". That org. was the State Department's goto org to initiate foreign "color revolutions" and there are still very active. They were and are one of the primary sponsors of all the "No Kings" rallies (which were rather non-conclusive), but it shows they are active on a "color revolution" directly within the US, and I'm sure they are coordinating overseas.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 09:28 PM (dIske)

163 The Nurburgring is awesome... after a number of laps over a few years, was somewhat comfortable in under 10 minutes.
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It's my favorite track in Gran Turismo.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 22, 2026 09:29 PM (vSvIl)

164 I've been saying this for a few days, please read the stuff DataRepublican is dropping.

We are in the middle of a color revolution and it's not limited to the US. The international left is far more organized and funded than we are. NGOs, communist and Islamist governments providing funding and more. We are up against a far bigger movement that is largely hidden than we ever imagined. And they aren't going to stop if they lose any one election.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:21 PM (viF8m)
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Yes, I have been reading this, very disturbing and completely illegal conspiracy.

Posted by: San Franpsyched at October 22, 2026 09:32 PM (RIvkX)

165 I tried a new technique on my roast chicken. Didn't work. Am sad. ( sprayed vodka to dry out the skin )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2026 09:35 PM (nEUC6)

166 @159. They aren't finished attacking us.

Nothing we can do about that except kill them first.
We cannot stand by and let them have their way so our option is to fight back with no mercy.

Posted by: Case at October 22, 2026 09:36 PM (Dd7BU)

167 >>but it shows they are active on a "color revolution" directly within the US, and I'm sure they are coordinating overseas.

They are. They have been for years.

Some of us whacky rightwing conspiracy theorists have been pointing out for years that it wasn't a coincidence virtually every western country decided all at once to open their borders to every 3rd worlder who could make the trip including Islamists and communists.

Unique tactics will be used in different countries to bring the change because the countries are different but the goal is the same everywhere.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 09:36 PM (viF8m)

168 Has anyone ever tried to stoke up a color revolution in a country where the citizenry has a metric fuckload of guns and ammunition? Seems risky!

Posted by: ballistic at October 22, 2026 09:37 PM (oqH4h)

169 I tried a new technique on my roast chicken. Didn't work. Am sad. ( sprayed vodka to dry out the skin )
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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I've had great results using butter-- soften or melt it, then rub all over chicken's skin before roasting. Crispy & golden every time.

Posted by: JQ at October 22, 2026 09:39 PM (rdVOm)

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