Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, aka "Ilhan Omar," When Asked If She Married Her Brother: <i>"NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE"</i>

Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, aka "Ilhan Omar," When Asked If She Married Her Brother: "NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE"

What I'm about to say is very obvious but you've come to expect that from me.

When Democrats are lying, and realize they're about to be exposed as lying, they begin shifting their denials from objective denials to mere subjective denials.

The Clintons, of course, are infamous for this.

Bill Clinton first denied, objectively, that he had had no sexual affair with Monica Lewinsky: "I never had sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

Later, when it was proven that he That Woman Miss Lewinsky had performed both fellatio and analingus on him, and that he had penetrated her vagina with a cigar, he claimed, in his mind -- subjectively -- that he didn't think that oral sex qualified as sex so in his completely subjective view of the world, they never had sex and he was telling the truth.

I mean, "oral sex" contains the word "sex" but Bill Clinton claims that, in his mind, in his subjective idiosyncratic worldview, he didn't know that "sex" included oral sex.

Because he was doing a lot of parsing and quibbling and evasion in his testimony in the Paula Jones suit, lawyers asked him something that he could not parse his way out of later: They asked him if he was ever even alone with Monica Lewinsky. He claimed, objectively, that he had never been alone with her. Never.

When it was proven that he was getting his chocolate starfish serviced by Lewinsky while using her as the world's sweatiest humidor, he claimed that because there were many people in the huge building called the White House, he didn't subjectively believe he was alone with Monica Lewinsky when she was blowing him in the Oval Office. "Maybe I was alone with her," he later conceded, "but I never thought we were."

Hillary Clinton perjured herself when she claimed, as an objective fact, that she never, ever worked on the Whitewater account. When it was proven that she had worked on it, and had committed perjury, she denied having subjective knowledge that the account was the Whitewater account. She claimed she only knew the account by its billing code, which was something like "WHC," and had no idea whatsoever that this referred to the Whitewater account. She is claiming that in none of the many hours she billed for Whitewater did she come across a single document containing the word "Whitewater."

And of course when she violated the public records act by denying the people of the United States the full documentation of all of her correspondence, by hiding her email communications in a secret bathroom server, she claimed she hadn't done this to keep her communications from the public. Why, she didn't do it for that reason! She just was in love with her Blackberry and this was the simplest way to handle Blackberry messages.

I didn't commit espionage by deliberately using an unsecure server which was invisible to the American public (and federal prosecutors) but very visible to the Chinese. I had no idea that would happen! I just wanted to keep my Recipes and Yoga Routines on a special server, for convenience.

No "intent!"

The Clintons' defense is always: We didn't Knowingly Know what we Doingly Did.

I could say that "All liars do this," but that's not true: It is insulting to the hearer to lie in this way, claiming that you didn't know what you were doing when you did it, so most liars avoid this high-risk Lie on Top of a Lie.

But Democrats know their supporters are vicious cultists who know they're lying but just need any possible excuse to support the lie, and so will never convict them of perjury if they play the We Didn't Knowingly Know What We Doingly Did Card -- "no intent!" -- so they do push this absurd non-defense.

So now we come to Ilhan "Omar," real name Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, who married her actual, biological brother, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi. She knows the feds have her DNA and can easily prove she is Amhed's brother, so she shifts from her prior objective denials -- it's absurd and racist to accuse me of marrying my brother -- to a mere subjective denial -- If I married my brother, I didn't know it was my brother when I married him.

Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., denied Wednesday that she married her former husband, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, to commit immigration fraud and pushed back against claims that they are related.
But when asked if there's any familial relation with her ex-husband, Omar admitted, "Not to my knowledge."
The interview marked the Somali-born congresswoman's first time speaking with the media since federal agents searched her Washington, D.C., residence on Oct. 12. The congresswoman's office has not responded to Fox News Digital's repeated requests for comment regarding the investigations and raid on her home earlier this month.

Ilhan Omar when asked if she married her brother: 'Not to my knowledge'
Omar did not definitively deny that her ex-husband, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, was her brother during a segment on MS NOW's "All In with Chris Hayes."
— Alpha News (@AlphaNews) October 22, 2026

I Didn't Knowingly Know I Was Brotherly Marrying My Brother.

Oops!

Oopsie!

How awkward!

There's other evidence for this. Ilhan Nur Said Elmi had a third child with her real Muslim husband. This is the one she was married to when she also married her brother. She later "divorced" Ahmed Nur Said Elmi when he stopped seeking a Green Card -- reportedly, he withdrew his application when they began questioning him about his marriage -- and remained married to her real Muslim husband.

Ahmed Nur Said Elmi commented on a Facebook post announcing her third child.

Scott Johnson reported on this strange comment. Elmi said, of this little girl, that she was "freshfrom the vagina" -- which is bizarre enough -- but also called her "my niece."

Niece. Meaning, the daughter of your sister.

But I'm sure that Ilhan Nur Said Elmi will claim that in her village of Somalia "niece" means something other than "the daughter of my sister," like "Respected Flower" or some bullshit.

Like when she used to call her real father -- not the fake one, Omar, but the real one, Elmi -- "father" in social media.

But then claimed that in her particular village of Somalia, "Father" is just a term of respect you use for any man older than you.

Seems kind of disrespectful to your real father to call other men "father."

But she'll claim it. See, she didn't know, subjectively, that "niece" means "the daughter of my sister" or that "father" means "my male biological parent."

And remember how cocky she would be when she denied this in the past? She would cackle with her mouth wide open like a fish on a dock and laugh at the "racists" making this claim.

Well, she's not laughing now, is she? She's in tears as she says "not to my knowledge."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:30 PM

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1 You can hide in a circle,
It's a way to survive.
Be another number,
At least you'd be alive.

Or you can ride with the gypsy.
He can take you to hell.
And the answers screaming
In a voice you know so well.

You you're made of fire
Never higher,
You were made to run ...

You you're burning higher.
You've got the fire.
You were born on the sun ...

AND FOR STEALING FIRSTS!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 22, 2026 12:30 PM (NcvvS)

3 "Ironclad, magats!"
-Reddit, 100% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 12:30 PM (qGAQr)

4 If the marriage was fraudulent, was it really a marriage?
What is the definition of "is"?

Posted by: BJ Bill Clinton at October 22, 2026 12:31 PM (l3cgK)

5 Then when they stop denying, it becomes "everybody does it".

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 12:31 PM (ldlqW)

6 It's the well-known "was that wrong?" defense.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 12:31 PM (RIvkX)

7 First?
Not to my knowlege.
What the actual F does that mean?

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 12:31 PM (Ae6Br)

8 I don't know if I did that thing in your mouth.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:31 PM (Y/06r)

9
I Don't Even Know My Last Name

https://youtu.be/f27zNlmRMWU

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 12:31 PM (eRlcH)

10 8 First?
Not to my knowlege.
What the actual F does that mean?
Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 12:31 PM (Ae6Br)

'I don't recall.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:32 PM (Y/06r)

11 He said, weirdly, "My niece fresh from Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
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That IS weird.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 12:32 PM (ldlqW)

12 Just like in the OT when Abraham called Sarah his sister when Pharoah got the hots for her...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 12:32 PM (l3cgK)

13 What a maroon.

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at October 22, 2026 12:32 PM (jb8Ss)

14 Ilham Nur is probably one of the few women Bill Clinton would not bang,

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2026 12:32 PM (uBP5J)

15 But then claimed that in her particular village of Somalia, "Father" is just a term of respect you use for any man older than you.
=====

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 12:33 PM (RIvkX)

16 "analingus"

As Mad Magazine used to say: yecccch!!

Posted by: gp at October 22, 2026 12:33 PM (Jr5Lq)

17
At any point during that powder puff interview was Chris Hayes choked up to the point where he "cried softly into his sweater"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 12:33 PM (ixS3i)

18 11 He said, weirdly, "My niece fresh from Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
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That IS weird.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 12:32 PM (ldlqW)

ace was so excited to hit post that it was premature. Premature posting.

I've heard it happens to a lot of guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:33 PM (Y/06r)

19 But Democrats know their supporters are vicious cultists who know they're lying but just need any possible excuse to support the lie, and so will never convict them of perjury if they play the We Didn't Knowingly Know What We Doingly Did Card -- "no intent!" -- so they do push this absurd non-defense.

And that little dodge works well as long as the other side is willing to bend over and take it. Once that stops, though, things change. Things are changing now, and the Dems don't know how to respond, because they're imbeciles.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

20
Some people may have done some things.
Mistakes *may* have been made.
If so, they were done in the enthusiasm of the moment.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Old news.
Time to move on.

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at October 22, 2026 12:33 PM (0sNs1)

21 DAT DON' MATTA!

Posted by: James Carville at October 22, 2026 12:33 PM (2X2jr)

22
Alan Jackson - I Don't Even Know Your Name

https://youtu.be/-aNjYlgwBN0

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 12:34 PM (eRlcH)

23 Ilham Urkle Nur, "did I do that????"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2026 12:34 PM (uBP5J)

24 I Didn't Knowingly Know I Was Brotherly Marrying My Brother.

Perhaps it was a clue when your biological father said "don't screw your brother, that's my privilege".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

25 I've never heard that Bubba got his starfish licked as part of the deal.

Tell me it tain't so.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 22, 2026 12:35 PM (0sNs1)

26
Elmi said, of this little girl, that she was "straight from the vagina" -- which is bizarre enough --

To be fair, it is remarkable that she did not say "straight from the asshole of a goat", given the sexual predilections of her Mooslim culture.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 12:35 PM (ixS3i)

27 It's. Their. Culture. Haters.
/state media

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 12:35 PM (RIvkX)

28 He ain't hubby
He's my brother...

Posted by: The Ho LLies at October 22, 2026 12:35 PM (Myt96)

29 I didn't intend to rob that bank. I was on my way to the YMCA for the bingo, and I kinda got turned around and accidentally went in this bank with a mask and a gun, and asked the teller for money. I just wanted some money, you know, for the bus. Well, things got a little out of hand, and before you know it, I'm robbing a bank! This was not my intent. It all happened so fast!

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 12:36 PM (ZxPkt)

30 And that little dodge works well as long as the other side is willing to bend over and take it. Once that stops, though, things change. Things are changing now, and the Dems don't know how to respond, because they're imbeciles.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

Early days, but one of the things that the GOPe being the washington generals is that it has made the dems irrational. It has made them unable to function in an adversarial environment. Now this also takes place at the same time that they are becoming more and more radicalized (so are we) but one of the reasons they have been able to become so radicalized is that they have operated in an environment of no push back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:36 PM (Y/06r)

31 "I Didn't Knowingly Know I Was Brotherly Marrying My Brother."

"I thought he looked familiar, but I just couldn't place him."

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)

32 Dems love them some liars. They prefer someone who will tell a baldfaced lie without compunction.

It's why they came to love Biden, after all the non-love they showed him.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 12:36 PM (xhfG9)

33 She didn’t realize he was a flamer either.

Posted by: Eromero at October 22, 2026 12:36 PM (w5SWv)

34 Mistakes were made.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 12:36 PM (6vuXd)

35 she could have then added "absolutely not" but as shoe0nhead would say 'but you didn't, did you'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (CWTWj)

36 Bill Clinton first denied, objectively, that he had had no sexual affair with Monica Lewinsky: "I never had sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

No. Everyone gets this analysis wrong. Watch the clip again, with Bill Clinton's lying thoughts in mind: https://tinyurl.com/4zxbcyw6

(Pointing finger at random woman in press) I did not have sexual relations with that woman. (Period, full stop) Monica Lewinsky. (Random non sequitur)

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (t19vo)

37
Dems love them some liars. They prefer someone who will tell a baldfaced lie without compunction.

___________

It started with Bubba. He'd lie about what day of the week it was.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (eRlcH)

38 This is some real third world shit. At least she didn't marry a goat. That she knows of, that is.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (QaH55)

39 Lying people lie to people...

Wait. Let me do that over...

Posted by: Abdul El-Sayed at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (2X2jr)

40
Some people did some things...

...but not me!

And not with my brother!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (ixS3i)

41 I wasn't there.

And if I was, I didn't do it.

And if I did, I didn't mean to.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (xhfG9)

42 Lying is permitted/encouraged under Islamic law ... taqiyya, to deceive the enemy and extract his wealth.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (vbXSk)

43 No. Everyone gets this analysis wrong. Watch the clip again, with Bill Clinton's lying thoughts in mind: https://tinyurl.com/4zxbcyw6

(Pointing finger at random woman in press) I did not have sexual relations with that woman. (Period, full stop) Monica Lewinsky. (Random non sequitur)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (t19vo)

Remember 'Deny. Deny. Deny.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (Y/06r)

44 There's something awfully . amusing about that answer "Not that I'm aware of " LOL. Is that like . "I had sex with some many men, I couldn't possibly remember all their names "On the other hand, she's awful and I hope they throw the book at her .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (JrHfD)

45 Dems love them some liars. They prefer someone who will tell a baldfaced lie without compunction.
_________
It started with Bubba. He'd lie about what day of the week it was.

Did it start with Bubba, or with Hillary? Perhaps they were some sort of Big Bang of Lying, starting simultaneously.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

46 >>> 40
Some people did some things...

...but not me!

And not with my brother!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (ixS3i)

HA!

"I didn't do Those Things, so that means we weren't really married."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (jb8Ss)

47 Dems love them some liars. They prefer someone who will tell a baldfaced lie without compunction.

___________

It started with Bubba. He'd lie about what day of the week it was.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (eRlcH)

And all the people would say how wonderful and charismatic he was.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)

48 I don't have time to find resources and map things out, but the Ilhan case has so many ambiguities. For instance if Ilhan's brother was actually the son of the Omar man, and Ilhan is the daughter of Said Elmi it would not be incest, only immigration fraud. Either way she is completely corrupt and I'm rooting for the DOJ to be able to make a case and either deport her or get her convicted and sent to prison.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (PV+Zw)

49
Can't we just Move On?

Sex is a pee pee in a jay jay, says so right in the Bible, so President Clinton truthful.

Posted by: Auspex at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (Y8DZL)

50 Clenis got his salad tossed? Yeeeesh.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (6vuXd)

51 The post, she is blank.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)

52 ?

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (UjdFS)

53 Whoa

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (ldlqW)

54 Ah, one of these. My guess is ace was finishing his thoughts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)

55 You have to add 'at this point in time' to the end of 'I have no recollection of that'

memory is very fluid- it comes and goes

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (ZxPkt)

56 31 "I thought he looked familiar, but I just couldn't place him."
^ This.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (96qvc)

57 Holy crap! Literally. There was analingus in the Lewinsky thing? I must have blocked that out. Thanks for recovering that memory, Ace!

Posted by: Jim Rose at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (miqrx)

58 >>> 42 Lying is permitted/encouraged under Islamic law ... taqiyya, to deceive the enemy and extract his wealth.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (vbXSk)

It's a religion of peace!

Let's import 50 million of them!

Posted by: George W. Bush at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (jb8Ss)

59 Ilhan's a flight risk. Lock her up in a federal detention center until all this is sorted out.

Then, ship her ass to Somalia after stripping her of her congressional seat, pension, and citizenship.

Same for the rest of her clan.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (RORbl)

60 >>>We didn't Knowingly Know what we Doingly Did.

heh Nice.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (8mulE)

61 Ace - I kinda expected Shaggy "It wasn't me" on this post

Posted by: Doof at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (5dzVX)

62 (Pointing finger at random woman in press) I did not have sexual relations with that woman. (Period, full stop) Monica Lewinsky. (Random non sequitur)
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Yeah that's called a lie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (RIvkX)

63 Ace is playing with the blog again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (uBP5J)

64 I'd say Obama is as big a liar as BJ, but he's just not as good and smooth at it. Hillary just comes across as a psychopath.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

65 That was odd.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (6vuXd)

66 I mean, "oral sex" contains the word "sex" but Bill Clinton claims that, in his mind, in his subjective idiosyncratic worldview, he didn't know that "sex" included oral sex.
________

It's actually worse than that. The parties agreed to a definition of "sexual relations" for purposes of the deposition. The definition was very broad (of course) and approved by the court. It included any contact with genitalia in manner.

Clinton just straight up lied.

Incredibly, the opposing lawyers let him get away with it. Any lawyer with any skill at taking depositions knows you never take just one denial. You ask a broad question, then drill down in more specific questions.

It's inconceivable to me that the lawyers didn't ask him very specifically about "any kind of sex?" "No." "What about oral sex?" "No." "Did any part of her body ever touch your penis?" He probably would have still lied, but at least he wouldn't have had any excuses.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

67 Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)

LOL. Someone could do a whole comic bit on this but they'd accuse the person of racism, . I guess there aren't any Somalian black stand up comics?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (JrHfD)

68 Not to my Knowledge ? What kind of f'ed up answer was that ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 12:41 PM (+gK6I)

69
(Pointing finger at random woman in press)

Bubba took great pains not to point at Helen Thomas, because if he had, even Beelzebub would have had to fry him on the spot for straying waaaaaay too far over the line of unbelievability.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 12:41 PM (ixS3i)

70 I think someone needs to ask where they met and how they fell in love. Tell us a story you remember fondly of how he romanced you. And then ask why they look much alike.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 12:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

71 Yeah - like we didn't already know this about Ilhan. You know what is really a bombshell?

Lindsey Graham was gay - no, really...gay as a pair of pink crocs on a rider of a blue vespa dangling a murse from its shoulder...that kind of gay.

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2026 12:41 PM (V7158)

72 57 Holy crap! Literally. There was analingus in the Lewinsky thing? I must have blocked that out. Thanks for recovering that memory, Ace!
Posted by: Jim Rose at October 22, 2026 12:39 PM (miqrx)

Neither did I. Not surprising his weathered and grizzled dick had to have his salad tossed to get a stiffy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:41 PM (Y/06r)

73 Did you kill and eat people?

Jeffrey Dahmer: Not to my knowledge but who knows what they put that pork and bean?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

74 I have no idea why the post went blank. I almost want to say "I didn't do it" but I guess I must have.

I didn't knowingly know I was blanking the blog. And you can trust me. Would I lie to you?

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2026 12:42 PM (1wjle)

75 "I. Did. Not. Have. Sex. With. That. Man."

Somali Criminal and Fraudster Ilhan Omar

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 22, 2026 12:42 PM (xvV+O)

76 When Democrats are lying, and realize they're about to be exposed as lying, they begin shifting their denials from objective denials to mere subjective denials.

A skill that is only honed thru years of law school. If you need a lie, you need a professional lie! See us for a practitioner in your area...

Posted by: The American Bar Association at October 22, 2026 12:42 PM (E/qck)

77 I think Clinton's out on the definition of sex was that if you looked up sex in the dictionary, the right dictionary!, sex means sexual intercourse. P in V. And, he claimed, there was none of that going on between him and Monica.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 22, 2026 12:42 PM (8mulE)

78 >>> 38 This is some real third world shit. At least she didn't marry a goat. That she knows of, that is.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (QaH55)

Lizzie Warren's % of Indian DNA <<<<<<< Ilhan Nur Said Elmi's % of goat DNA

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 12:42 PM (jb8Ss)

79 I've never heard that Bubba got his starfish licked as part of the deal.

Tell me it tain't so.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
.......

blech
so disgusting
way worse than the cigar diddle

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (UjdFS)

80 I wonder - who thought it was a good idea for her to do this interview? Doesn't she have a lawyer or two advising her and wouldn't the strategy be to lay low for the time being??? I don't get it.

Posted by: beckster at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (kX27y)

81 Let those among us who have not accidentally married their bother cast the first stone.

Posted by: James Talarico at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (96qvc)

82 Now this also takes place at the same time that they are becoming more and more radicalized (so are we) but one of the reasons they have been able to become so radicalized is that they have operated in an environment of no push back.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:36 PM (Y/06r)
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When there are no consequences for one's words or actions, it's easy to push the extremes as the new normal.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (FZ29D)

83 Run, BroFo, run.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (Gk9Vg)

84 1) She didn't marry her brother.
2) There's no proof she married her brother.
3) Marrying a relative is commonplace in her culture
4) You are a racist for making a big deal out of her marrying her brother.
As usual.....

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (MNCvZ)

85 Neither did I. Not surprising his weathered and grizzled dick had to have his salad tossed to get a stiffy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:41 PM (Y/06r)

IIRC correctly that was footnote 130. Everyone talked about it.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (xhfG9)

86 This is approaching the classic ER "it was an accident that thing got stuck in my butt" levels of dumb.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (2ocoG)

87 you guys don't remember the analingus thing?

Maybe you guys are young.

Or old and starting to have Biden Moments.

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (1wjle)

88 Imagine if she was a Republican. What would the Democrat-Communist response be?

Posted by: haw haw haw at October 22, 2026 12:44 PM (Ovx+P)

89 It's inconceivable to me that the lawyers didn't ask him very specifically about "any kind of sex?" "No." "What about oral sex?" "No." "Did any part of her body ever touch your penis?" He probably would have still lied, but at least he wouldn't have had any excuses.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

I think at the time you had a lot of things coming to a confluence. On the one hand, you had the high trust people not wanting to believe that the president grazing on 18 year old interns. You also had the dems who did not want to get rid of their most charismatic guys. You also had a lot of GOPe who were probably getting knob shines from THEIR secretaries and lobbyists and they did not want the idea that Washington is just a great place for fat ugly talentless slobs who are married to get laid with pretty young gals.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:44 PM (Y/06r)

90 More conservative Reddit for a change-

It was the softest of the softball interviews on a friendly channel (MS NOW’s Chris Hayes). And "not to my knowledge" is the best she could come up with. Is she going to claim she didn't know the guy is her brother when the DNA tests come back?

She so fucking cooked lmfao.
Quest: be a member of the religion of peace and don't marry a relative.
Challenge Level: impossible.

Weird. I can confirm 100% that my wife is not my sister.

To be pedantic for the sake of accuracy: He did not ask if she married her brother. He asked “So you’re not related to him at all?” to which she responds, “Not to my knowledge”. Wouldn't want a "gotcha" moment if she married her third cousin twice removed.

If Trump actually manages to deport this wretched woman I will take back every bad thing I've ever said about him.

On X, they are running to her defense and saying she said it sarcastically because the question is absurd. If anyone ever need an example of cognitive dissonance, don’t look further

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 22, 2026 12:44 PM (t19vo)

91 Then when they stop denying, it becomes "everybody does it".

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 12:31 PM (ldlqW)
---

Then it becomes "And it is good that everyone does it."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 22, 2026 12:44 PM (xvV+O)

92 I've never heard that Bubba got his starfish licked as part of the deal.

Ewwwww

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 12:44 PM (+gK6I)

93 80 I wonder - who thought it was a good idea for her to do this interview? Doesn't she have a lawyer or two advising her and wouldn't the strategy be to lay low for the time being??? I don't get it.
Posted by: beckster at October 22, 2026 12:43

It was MS Now, they knew it would be soft. Anytime it got a little spicy, it was on accident, like when she was asked about her husband’s financials.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 12:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

94 I wonder - who thought it was a good idea for her to do this interview? Doesn't she have a lawyer or two advising her and wouldn't the strategy be to lay low for the time being??? I don't get it.

Probably the top graduate of Mogadishu Law School.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

95
And naturally, Democratic courtiers like Arthur Schlesinger came out to say that of course people always lie about their sex lives, you sheet-sniffer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 12:45 PM (eRlcH)

96 Seinfeld was a sitcom - not a legal defense strategy.

Posted by: Halfhand at October 22, 2026 12:45 PM (Cw9zQ)

97
I didn't knowingly know I was blanking the blog. And you can trust me. Would I lie to you?
Posted by: ace

Look, we understand that you are working assiduously to delete everything from your computer's "Ilhan Omar Spank Bank", but could you exercise just a little restraint and confirm your targets before pressing the "Delete" button, please?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 22, 2026 12:45 PM (ixS3i)

98 I didn't knowingly know I was blanking the blog. And you can trust me. Would I lie to you?
Posted by: ace at October 22, 2026 12:42 PM (1wjle)
=====

Post?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 22, 2026 12:45 PM (RIvkX)

99 It wasn't me.

Posted by: Shaggy at October 22, 2026 12:45 PM (1wjle)

100 Clinton just straight up lied.

Incredibly, the opposing lawyers let him get away with it. Any lawyer with any skill at taking depositions knows you never take just one denial. You ask a broad question, then drill down in more specific questions.

It's inconceivable to me that the lawyers didn't ask him very specifically about "any kind of sex?" "No." "What about oral sex?" "No." "Did any part of her body ever touch your penis?" He probably would have still lied, but at least he wouldn't have had any excuses.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Yeah, we've been around a while.

Posted by: Uniparty/deep state at October 22, 2026 12:45 PM (tmYdE)

101 IIRC correctly that was footnote 130. Everyone talked about it.
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 12:43 PM (xhfG9)

I did not hear about it at the time. Almost makes it worse, in a way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

102 you guys don't remember the analingus thing?

Maybe you guys are young.

Or old and starting to have Biden Moments.

Orrrr....our minds have subconsciously chosen to go blank on this horror.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

103 64 I'd say Obama is as big a liar as BJ, but he's just not as good and smooth at it. Hillary just comes across as a psychopath.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

I never thought that Clinton was a particularly good liar. His lies were usually obvious. What he was was a shameless liar. He was willing to tell that lie with a straight face even if he knew that everyone knew he was lying.

That the press was willing to pretend that they believed his lies was a big help.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (8mulE)

104
If Trump actually manages to deport this wretched woman I will take back every bad thing I've ever said about him.

When you've lost Reddit...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (+gK6I)

105
Would I lie to you?
Posted by: ace at October 22, 2026 12:42 PM (1wjle)
---------------

What do we win if we guess correctly?

Posted by: David Mitchell at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (eGzf1)

106 >>>101 IIRC correctly that was footnote 130. Everyone talked about it.

footnote more like buttnote am i rite

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (1wjle)

107 >> you guys don't remember the analingus thing?

Worst Pasta, Ever.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (Qugny)

108 Q: Did you smoke that cigar after?
A: Depends on what the word 'cigar' means.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 12:47 PM (UjdFS)

109 you guys don't remember the analingus thing?

I must have blocked it out.....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 12:47 PM (+gK6I)

110 Ah HATES them accidental family weddins'!!

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 12:47 PM (Fi81e)

111 >>Ace is playing with the blog again.

Well, it is his blog.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 22, 2026 12:47 PM (NcvvS)

112 Ms. Omar, did you marry your brother?

I don't know. I'm not a geneologist.

Posted by: Halfhand at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (Cw9zQ)

113 What am I thinking when the classic is right there:

"Busty lesbian porn? Not to my knowledge" - Ace

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (2ocoG)

114 I was just trying to avoid mens rea, and the best way was to use a cigar in that rea.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (88C+u)

115 >>Ace is playing with the blog again.

Well, it is his blog.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 22, 2026 12:47 PM (NcvvS)
----
He's gonna go blind if he doesn't stop...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (FZ29D)

116 >>I've never heard that Bubba got his starfish licked as part of the deal.

>>Tell me it tain't so.

It taint sex!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (Qugny)

117 "Not to my knowledge."

"The Science" may need this one... Everyone giving the shots has the "Just Gleefully Following Orders!" dodge, but I need this one.

Posted by: Anthony Fauci at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (E/qck)

118 >>Ace is playing with the blog again.

Well, it is his blog.

Is it? Not that I remember.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

119 I've never heard that Bubba got his starfish licked as part of the deal.

Ewwwww

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 12:44 PM (+gK6I)

Me, neither.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (Gk9Vg)

120
Not to my Knowledge ? What kind of f'ed up answer was that ?
Posted by: It's me donna

===============

Hear me out. That "Not to my knowledge" came out in cross-talk in which Chris Hayes had rushed on to ask her whether she was related to him *in any way.* She had already called it an insane right-wing conspiracy theory that he was her brother.

What's more striking in this interview is the complete change in her manner and affect. She's defeated and terrified. She's NOTHING like her usual boisterous, taunting, arrogant self. Jesus Enrique Rosas, the Body Language Guy, is coming up with an analysis. I can't wait!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (mmrXZ)

121 Afternoon ace
Any day now Omar will claim she, her family and her people are too stupid to understand the law. Some idiot judge might just believe diminished capacity

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (vJPf4)

122 Back in the day when feminists argued Bill did not in fact "have sex" because he didn't do PiV I'd ask feminists if they'd be ok with their husbands getting a hummer from an intern or sticking a cigar in one and the answer was always "that's (d)ifferent"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm)

123 Clinton just straight up lied.

Incredibly, the opposing lawyers let him get away with it. Any lawyer with any skill at taking depositions knows you never take just one denial. You ask a broad question, then drill down in more specific questions.

Yes, but it's a fraternity.

Posted by: Sharks at October 22, 2026 12:49 PM (E/qck)

124
Musta been some other mother

no no child, it wasn't me

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 12:49 PM (ZxPkt)

125 >>What's more striking in this interview is the complete change in her manner and affect. She's defeated and terrified.

That 'Please, Investigate me' clip is fucking Evergreen.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2026 12:49 PM (Qugny)

126 The left then: NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW

The left now: You can't arrest an opposition leader just because she broke the law

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

127 Back in the day when feminists argued Bill did not in fact "have sex" because he didn't do PiV I'd ask feminists if they'd be ok with their husbands getting a hummer from an intern or sticking a cigar in one and the answer was always "that's (d)ifferent"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm)
---
Little did they anticipate the universal answer "But Trump!--"

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 12:49 PM (Fi81e)

128 Any day now Omar will claim she, her family and her people are too stupid to understand the law. Some idiot judge might just believe diminished capacity

She could go for the Lindsay Clancy defense: sometimes womens' hormones make them marry their brother.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 12:50 PM (2ocoG)

129 >>He's gonna go blind if he doesn't stop...

What if I stop when I need glasses?

Posted by: Just the punchline at October 22, 2026 12:50 PM (NcvvS)

130
"Jack lies about everything, all the time. He always has. He’s not even conscious that he is lying. He lies to please, to manipulate, to get what he wants. The amazing thing is, everyone knows that he lies all the time and about everything, but nobody seems to mind." - Charles McCarry, Lucky Bastard

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 12:50 PM (eRlcH)

131 Lol, I didn't know she tossed his salad.

Lewinsky did a sympathy tour recently, crying about being objectified in the media.

Ya licked a politician's butthole, honey. I think the objectification was more or less complete. Go audit some courses at Cornell or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2026 12:50 PM (BI5O2)

132 But then claimed that in her particular village of Somalia, "Father" is just a term of respect you use for any man older than you.
Seems kind of disrespectful to your real father to call other men "father."

One exception is to reserve that honorific for a priest.
Not many of those in Somalia since the hegira.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 12:50 PM (88C+u)

133 87 you guys don't remember the analingus thing?

Maybe you guys are young.

Or old and starting to have Biden Moments.
Posted by: ace

Yeah, I'd have remembered that.

You're gaslighting, Ace.

Posted by: Auspex at October 22, 2026 12:50 PM (Y8DZL)

134 Honestly the more scandalous part of the Lewinsky affair was Bill paying her off with a corporate job from a friend to keep her quiet.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)

135 Since we're over 100.

https://is.gd/ilHlli

Eric Schwalm
@Schwalm5132
10 Persons of Interest You Need to Know Now
[Read The Whole Thing]

Includes "doctor" Erica (?) Chenoweth and 9 other ugly-ass commies.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 22, 2026 12:51 PM (jb8Ss)

136 Elmo is her dad?! No wonder she has those buggy eyes!

Oh wait... nevermind.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 12:51 PM (n5tGW)

137 Orrrr....our minds have subconsciously chosen to go blank on this horror.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (Riz8t)

Yeah, I do not remember this at the time. I remember a gal I was seeing at the time (crazy about her) was gushing over clinton and I thought for the first time 'Danger. She ain't right. Maybe I have a bad taste in women.'

Wish THAT hadn't been true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:51 PM (Y/06r)

138 >>Ace is playing with the blog again.

Well, it is his blog.

Is it? Not that I remember.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)

Not to my knowledge.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 12:51 PM (Gk9Vg)

139 She may be leaving, but most of them are staying. A permanent degradation of our society.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at October 22, 2026 12:51 PM (wGerL)

140 Since we're over 100.

There is no 100 comment thing on weekdays except for the Art Thread.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 12:51 PM (2ocoG)

141 Some normal person to Monica: Ugh, this McD's burger tastes like ass

Monica taking a bite: No, its not any better but different you know.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

142 107 >> you guys don't remember the analingus thing?

Worst Pasta, Ever.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (Qugny)

Neverending Salad Bar at the Clinton Oval Oriface.

Sidebar: ever make a joke and hate yourself for it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:52 PM (Y/06r)

143
Ilhan's a flight risk. Lock her up in a federal detention center until all this is sorted out.

Maybe we'd be better off if she flew away.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2026 12:52 PM (Cqx++)

144 A marriage is supposed to be a 'appy occasion!

Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo defrauded 'oo...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 22, 2026 12:52 PM (FZ29D)

145 Married her brother?!? Well, I never!

I mean, I thought about it, but I never!

Posted by: Angelina Jolie at October 22, 2026 12:52 PM (BeNmB)

146 Perhaps they were some sort of Big Bang of Lying, starting simultaneously.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

More like BJ and Hill were orbiting neutron-stars of degenerate bullshit, and when they married they created gravitational waves of dishonesty that warped the fabric of time and space.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 12:52 PM (88C+u)

147 Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:51 PM (Y/06r)

Well at least you didn't find out later she was your sister AND a Democrat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 12:52 PM (JrHfD)

148 You know the best part of marrying that special someone instead of some icky stranger? You only need to invite half as many people to the wedding

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at October 22, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

149 The left then: You right wingers are a bunch of mouth breaking cousin humpers

The left now: Not that there is anything wrong with that

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

150 Lewinsky did a sympathy tour recently, crying about being objectified in the media.

Ya licked a politician's butthole, honey. I think the objectification was more or less complete. Go audit some courses at Cornell or something.

Lewinsky is the only one for whom I have any sympathy in this whole sordid mess. Yes, she was an adult, but if feminists are to be believed, the important thing is the imbalance in power between the powerful man and a sweet, demure woman. It doesn't get more powerful than the president, but it's different when they do it.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

151 It's not like they are twins or anything.

Posted by: Nur Omar Anakin Skywalker Mohamed at October 22, 2026 12:53 PM (Myt96)

152 Well at least you didn't find out later she was your sister AND a Democrat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 12:52 PM (JrHfD)

Fen, with the bright side from the top rope.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:53 PM (Y/06r)

153 She'll still be overwhelmingly re-elected...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (+gK6I)

154 I mean, "oral sex" contains the word "sex" but Bill Clinton claims that, in his mind, in his subjective idiosyncratic worldview, he didn't know that "sex" included oral sex.

And then all the leftie women who pretended that that made total sense and all their boyfriends and husbands fist-pumping and going "Yessssss!!!"

Posted by: Oddbob at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (K6CvU)

155 Old and Busted: Step Brother help, I'm stuck in the dryer

New Hotness: Actual biological brother help, I'm stuck in the dryer

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)

156 Analingus...Starfish....There's two new words to add to my vocabulary quiver

Posted by: HARRY ZIMM at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (LBj9x)

157 Lying when everyone knows you are lying is part of the kink and a show of dominance.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (bX16E)

158 I was a Democrat when Bill Clinton was in office. I never thought of oral sex as not being sex and I thought he was a slimeball.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (JrHfD)

159 I think someone needs to ask where they met and how they fell in love. Tell us a story you remember fondly of how he romanced you. And then ask why they look much alike.
Posted by: Piper
......

What did Ilhans brother say when performing oral sex on her?
"Bli blub you."

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (UjdFS)

160 Deport Ilhan and retract her citizenship for lying and deceiving. But for the $10B her family and friends stole, lock her up till it is all paid back.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (vbXSk)

161 109 I must have blocked it out.....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 12:47 PM (+gK6I)

I don’t remember this either, and would have been fine never knowing. But I do remember being subjected to watching those “candid” pictures of Bill and Hillary dancing on the beach, with Hillary in a swimsuit. Good gracious, whoever was in charge of that one hated Hillary, apparently. They couldn’t even give her a skirted swimsuit to wear!

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

162 Woo-hoo! My car is back from Caliber Collision! Good as new! Woo-hoo!

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

163 I did not hear about it at the time. Almost makes it worse, in a way.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

Sam Donaldson was scandalized that it was included!

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 12:55 PM (xhfG9)

164 Not to my knowledge.....

You know how they all look alike. How's a girl supposed to tell?

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at October 22, 2026 12:55 PM (Iwv3U)

165 You know the best part of marrying that special someone instead of some icky stranger? You only need to invite half as many people to the wedding

Usher: Bride or groom?

Guest: Yes

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:55 PM (Riz8t)

166 but if feminists are to be believed

----

No. They're not.

She was a tubby little hooker with poop on her tongue.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2026 12:55 PM (BI5O2)

167 Lewinsky is the only one for whom I have any sympathy in this whole sordid mess. Yes, she was an adult, but if feminists are to be believed, the important thing is the imbalance in power between the powerful man and a sweet, demure woman. It doesn't get more powerful than the president, but it's different when they do it.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

Yeah, plus we all know we should not be making adult type decisions before 30. There was a huge fan girl community for Clinton at the time. Dude abused the privilege. If he was banging some 30-40 year old socialite, it would have been different.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:55 PM (Y/06r)

168 What I learned at AoS today.
(and wished I didn't)

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 12:56 PM (UjdFS)

169
The weirdness of that answer -- which actually might not be the answer to "Did you marry your brother?" -- is obscuring some of the more outstanding weirdness of that exchange.

She is literally claiming that some right-wing Somalis cooked up a conspiracy on the somalispot blog and rounded up some other random people to make claims that she had introduced him as her brother. She claims she doesn't know whether the somalispot blog still exists (it does) and she shrugs off these "random people" and conspiracists -- INSTEAD OF HAVING A TEAM OF LAWYERS ON THEM and blaming the whole story on Trump.

Hayes rolls merrily on without noting this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 12:56 PM (mmrXZ)

170 I'm hoping Bro-Fo Omar eventually resorts to a religious beliefs defense. "The Koran says it is good to lie to infidels! I only did as my sincere religious beliefs instructed me!" The real humor will come when Chrissy Hayes and all the other media losers tout it as a sincere and solid defense.

Posted by: Gref at October 22, 2026 12:56 PM (5rh/l)

171 Dems love them some liars. They prefer someone who will tell a baldfaced lie without compunction.

It's why they came to love Biden, after all the non-love they showed him.
Posted by: blaster
--------

Their ends justify any means.

"You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs" -Uncle Joe

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2026 12:56 PM (XeU6L)

172 >>I did not hear about it at the time. Almost makes it worse, in a way.

You haven't lived until you have decanted champaign through the asscrack of a hooker.

Posted by: Steve Croft at October 22, 2026 12:57 PM (Qugny)

173 And then all the leftie women who pretended that that made total sense and all their boyfriends and husbands fist-pumping and going "Yessssss!!!"
Posted by: Oddbob at October 22, 2026 12:54 PM (K6CvU)

Yep. Then you realize that your girl's body count is woefully deflated vs reality.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:57 PM (Y/06r)

174 149 The left then: You right wingers are a bunch of mouth breaking cousin humpers

The left now: Not that there is anything wrong with that
Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

Darn right !

Posted by: Troy Jackson at October 22, 2026 12:57 PM (+gK6I)

175 I have noticed any time a leftwing male gets some sort of social power he immediately uses it to bang legal or not quite legal girls.

This stuff pops up on a regular basis from twitch or the like

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)

176 Deport Ilhan and retract her citizenship for lying and deceiving.

Deport her, because ewwwww.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 12:57 PM (Riz8t)

177 Sorry it was footnote 210 in the Starr Report.

But Starr was the bad guy for including it.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 12:57 PM (xhfG9)

178 Chenoweth looks like an a mix of Chris Hayes, Rachel Maddow, Kara Swisher and that fired Minnesota sports reporter. And not in a good way

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 12:57 PM (vJPf4)

179 Old and Busted: Step Brother help, I'm stuck in the dryer

New Hotness: Actual biological brother help, I'm stuck in the dryer

Back when PronHub posted statistics at that level of detail, the "step brother help" videos were most popular in DC and NoVA and it wasn't even close.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 12:57 PM (2ocoG)

180 Troll pawl dropped a turd near the end of the last thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2026 12:58 PM (3Lqao)

181 Yep. Then you realize that your girl's body count is woefully deflated vs reality.

Vacations don't count.

Oh and trains only count as one

Posted by: Feminist math at October 22, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

182 OK, if someone asked me if I married my sister, my response would be somewhat stronger than hers.

Did I marry my sister? Hell no, but I banged yours though. Got your Mama too!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 22, 2026 12:58 PM (2UnvF)

183
She'll still be overwhelmingly re-elected...
Posted by: It's me donna

===============

Yes. And when she's gone, her replacement will be just as horribly lefty, perhaps a bit less crooked.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 12:58 PM (mmrXZ)

184 Plus, she saved that dress so she could cherish the spooge.

She's a ho's ho. Like a ho from a Trick Daddy song.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2026 12:58 PM (BI5O2)

185 "[Ilhan] knows the feds have her DNA and can easily prove she is Amhed's brother."

I don't know squat about DNA collection rules when people enter/immigrate to the United States but it is my understanding that DNA samples are not collected. If this is correct, how could the feds prove she is his brother if they don't have his DNA? Can anybody sort this out for me?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 22, 2026 12:58 PM (lQntB)

186 > Seems kind of disrespectful to your real father to call other men "father."

> One exception is to reserve that honorific for a priest.

Hilariously, Jesus instructs His followers not to call any church leader "father."

Matt 23:9 "And do not call anyone on earth ‘father,’ for you have one Father, and he is in heaven."

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 12:58 PM (mkw2N)

187 Chenoweth looks like an a mix of Chris Hayes, Rachel Maddow, Kara Swisher and that fired Minnesota sports reporter. And not in a good way

I noticed the women involved in the plot mostly have a look. And yes that look is Chris Hayes

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

188 43 No. Everyone gets this analysis wrong. Watch the clip again, with Bill Clinton's lying thoughts in mind: https://tinyurl.com/4zxbcyw6

(Pointing finger at random woman in press) I did not have sexual relations with that woman. (Period, full stop) Monica Lewinsky. (Random non sequitur)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 22, 2026 12:37 PM (t19vo)

Remember 'Deny. Deny. Deny.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:38 PM (Y/06r)

Cairo ain't a river in Texas...or something like that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (l3cgK)

189 "freshfrom the vagina"

1970's Massengil commercial

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (OkYzo)

190 I just saw flags (US and state) being flown at half-staff outside our local middle school in Fairfax County, but I can't find anything about on the internet. Anyone know anything?

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ)

191 You haven't lived until you have decanted champaign through the asscrack of a hooker.
Posted by: Steve Croft

Damn it. I had to stop typing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (6vuXd)

192 God dang it, I was eating lunch. I didn't need to hear about Monica Lewinsky doing stuff to Bill Clinton's bunghole. I was in high school then and I don't remember hearing about that. Clinton was a freak. I wonder how many women he abused before he became president.

Posted by: mishdog at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (qpQEt)

193 After the Clinton scandal, Lewinsky dated ("dated'?) Jake Tapper.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (xhfG9)

194 I have noticed any time a leftwing male gets some sort of social power he immediately uses it to bang legal or not quite legal girls.

Hence my long-standing contention that leftwing feminists think all men are creepy because all leftwing men are creepy.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (2ocoG)

195 I got a lot of information from the news group Alt.current.events.clinton.whitewater in the 90's and I never heard the taint story but maybe it just wasn't released to the general public.

The Clintons were the slimiest swamp creatures to ever occupied the White House.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (Q/FnY)

196 I don't know squat about DNA collection rules when people enter/immigrate to the United States but it is my understanding that DNA samples are not collected. If this is correct, how could the feds prove she is his brother if they don't have his DNA? Can anybody sort this out for me?

I saw a report the feds got their DNA from their garbage.

Hate to have that job...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

197 Analingus!? I thought that was an Irish airline

Posted by: weew at October 22, 2026 01:00 PM (9TspW)

198 stranger? You only need to invite half as many people to the wedding
Posted by: Ilhan Omar

Much simpler. No "friend of the bride", "friend of the groom" nonsense. Don't even need ushers.

Posted by: David's Bridal Shoppe at October 22, 2026 01:00 PM (EdP2u)

199 Elon Musk has invested about $1 billion in Skydance, Semafor reported, providing a welcome financial injection for the newly formed media and entertainment company headed by David Ellison

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2026 01:00 PM (/OKHJ)

200 Could she next say she was never really married to him because the marriage wasn’t consummated? If we are throwing weak arguments against walls anyway. Because it’s far more gross to go with the I didn’t know line- that means she is indicating the marriage was legit and all that goes with it. I do not for a second believe she slept with her brother, it was solely for the purpose of immigration fraud, but this does create a bit of a problem.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 01:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

201 He ain't hubby
He's my brother...
Posted by: The Ho LLies at October 22, 2026 12:35 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2026 01:00 PM (KRh8R)

202 Deport-Me Elmi

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (ENA4W)

203
if Ilhan's brother was actually the son of the Omar man, and Ilhan is the daughter of Said Elmi it would not be incest, only immigration fraud.

Posted by: PaleRider

===============

Ilhan's brother is an Elmi. There are tons of deleted social media posts and address and school records supporting this.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (mmrXZ)

204 You know the best part of marrying that special someone instead of some icky stranger? You only need to invite half as many people to the wedding

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at October 22, 2026 12:53 PM (sKqQm)

Simplifies holiday goat logistics, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (Gk9Vg)

205 I find it disturbing to think I may be related to Kara Swisher.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (amcLV)

206 197 Analingus!? I thought that was an Irish airline

Posted by: weew at October 22, 2026 01:00 PM (9TspW)

Not the tongue-in-cheek I was looking for...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (l3cgK)

207 ALong the lines of Clinton arguing that he did not have sex with Lewinsky because oral sex isn't sex, when the rape claims came out against him his lawyer's statement was, "Any claims the president 25 years ago raped Juanita Broaddrick are false"

Well the president 25 years ago at the time the lawyer made the statement was Jimmy Carter, and while JC was an asshole he wasn't a rapey asshole

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)

208 Deport-Me Elmi

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (ENA4W)

Nice!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (Gk9Vg)

209 Supposedly, (and this is from Twitter, so probably not) the Young Turks are dropping a big expose today on a gay, closeted Senator.
And its Lindsey Graham, who: 1. Isn't a Senator since he's dead; and 2. He was closeted?

Posted by: Wally at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (BeNmB)

210 "If I married my brother, I didn't know it was my brother when I married him"

I'm not sure that will be where she's going. I think she's gonna ultimately say that she had no idea about the marriage at all, that it was done behind her back. Somebody else committed immigration fraud, you know.

That's of course total bullshit as I'm sure the marriage is well documented, but I think this is where she is going.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

211 @193 should tell Tapper that the bad taste he gets in his mouth is from Bill Clinton

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (vJPf4)

212 Levels of homicide:

— First-degree murder
— Second-degree murder
— Voluntary manslaughter
— Involuntary manslaughter

Levels of incest:

— First-degree brother-fucking
— Second-degree brother-fucking
— Voluntary sibling copulation
— Involuntary sibling copulation

Ilhan Omar is merely guilty of the least-culpable level, "Involuntary sibling copulation," and as such should get a light sentence -- deportation back to Somalia, but to a friendly war-lord zone.

Posted by: zombie at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (HD2n/)

213 Could she next say she was never really married to him because the marriage wasn’t consummated?

Presumably she's worried the feds have THOSE videos...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

214 The Beltway Bimbo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (6vuXd)

215 Let those among us who have not accidentally married their bother cast the first stone.
Posted by: James Talarico

*Picks up rock*
*Checks it for heft*
*winds up*

*rereads the comment* "Bother"? Well I haven't done that either.

*Flings*

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (vJrRc)

216 208 Deport-Me Elmi

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (ENA4W)

Nice!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 01:01 PM (Gk9Vg)

LOL, yes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (l3cgK)

217 Supposedly, (and this is from Twitter, so probably not) the Young Turks are dropping a big expose today on a gay, closeted Senator.
And its Lindsey Graham, who: 1. Isn't a Senator since he's dead; and 2. He was closeted?

Wasn't even Chunk Yogurt's big reveal, it was Harry "are you sure he isn't trans" Sisson.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (2ocoG)

218 Maine guy married cousin and he's blowing out Collins. Voters don't care who you married. Polls show Dems winning 10-11 Senate seats and getting 60 seat majority in House. Trump soon impeached. Then Hillary will be President. Deal with it.

Posted by: Paul Retard at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (Ovx+P)

219 >>>... he claimed that because there were many people in the huge building called the White House, he didn't subjectively believe he was alone with Monica Lewinsky when she was blowing him in the Oval Office. "Maybe I was alone with her," he later conceded, "but I never thought we were."

I had forgotten that part!

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (odBC9)

220 All of this "lingus" talk makes me think of Christopher Walken's Colonel Angus character from SNL.

https://youtu.be/3l2oi-X8P38

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (/OKHJ)

221 Any day now Omar will claim she, her family and her people are too stupid to understand the law. Some idiot judge might just believe diminished capacity
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"Your technology scares me! Are there spirits who write out the pages in a laser printer?! I don't know! I'm just a~~n Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer~~ Somalian Refugee!"

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (Fi81e)

222 >>Supposedly, (and this is from Twitter, so probably not) the Young Turks are dropping a big expose today on a gay, closeted Senator.
And its Lindsey Graham, who: 1. Isn't a Senator since he's dead; and 2. He was closeted?

Ladybugs

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (Qugny)

223 After the Clinton scandal, Lewinsky dated ("dated'?) Jake Tapper.

Not much of an upgrade, is it?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (K6CvU)

224 Words mean whatever I wish them to mean at the moment. . .

he, she, niece, sex, marriage, alone, is,

Posted by: Through the Looking Glass at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (anL5R)

225 It's inconceivable to me that the lawyers didn't ask him very specifically about "any kind of sex?" "No." "What about oral sex?" "No." "Did any part of her body ever touch your penis?" He probably would have still lied, but at least he wouldn't have had any excuses.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

I think at the time you had a lot of things coming to a confluence. On the one hand, you had the high trust people not wanting to believe that the president grazing on 18 year old interns. You also had the dems who did not want to get rid of their most charismatic guys. You also had a lot of GOPe who were probably getting knob shines from THEIR secretaries and lobbyists and they did not want the idea that Washington is just a great place for fat ugly talentless slobs who are married to get laid with pretty young gals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2026 12:44 PM (Y/06r)
_______

This was in Paula Jones' lawsuit, so her lawyers would have been hostile and out for blood. I think they just fucked up.

But on the bigger picture, I agree that nobody wanted to know anything about any of Bill's obvious crimes and sex abuses.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

226 Masonic casuistry

Posted by: logprof at October 22, 2026 01:04 PM (dq/Ll)

227 209 Supposedly, (and this is from Twitter, so probably not) the Young Turks are dropping a big expose today on a gay, closeted Senator.
And its Lindsey Graham, who: 1. Isn't a Senator since he's dead; and 2. He was closeted?
Posted by: Wally at October 22, 2026 01:02 PM (BeNmB)

Next you're gonna tell me Liberace was gay

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:04 PM (+gK6I)

228 I don't know squat about DNA collection rules when people enter/immigrate to the United States but it is my understanding that DNA samples are not collected. If this is correct, how could the feds prove she is his brother if they don't have his DNA? Can anybody sort this out for me?

I saw a report the feds got their DNA from their garbage.

Hate to have that job...
Posted by: 18-1

The feds collected Ihan's DNA. Her brother on the other hand, took off for the UK years ago and the last I read, some months ago, he was in South Africa prancing around. On the surface it seems unlikely the feds would have his DNA.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 22, 2026 01:04 PM (lQntB)

229 Just out of curiosity, why are the Minnesota Election officials not being brought into these illegalities?

(((State Election Officials: When an individual decides to run for the U.S. House of Representatives or the U.S. Senate, they must file official nomination paperwork with their state’s election office (such as the Secretary of State or the state Board of Elections). This paperwork typically includes a sworn affidavit or statement of candidacy where the individual certifies under penalty of perjury that they meet the constitutional requirements for the office.)))

________________________

Also, has the FBI and DOJ secured sworn affidavit?

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 01:04 PM (dIske)

230 I keep typeing then deleting a (I'd hope) very funny taint joke as the comment about regretting jokes hit me pretty hard.
So I taint gonna go there.

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 01:04 PM (Ae6Br)

231 185 "[Ilhan] knows the feds have her DNA and can easily prove she is Amhed's brother."

I don't know squat about DNA collection rules when people enter/immigrate to the United States but it is my understanding that DNA samples are not collected. If this is correct, how could the feds prove she is his brother if they don't have his DNA? Can anybody sort this out for me?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 22, 2026 12:58 PM (lQntB)

I believe the judge who authorized the search warrant of her house and dumpster also signed-off on interview subpoenas for a number of her relatives. One of here 'sisters' voluntarily submitted to DHS or FBI questioning on Monday or Tuesday. I assume those subpoenas require each person to submit to an oral swab swipe to collect DNA. There is a lot of 'stay tuned' with all this as of now.

Posted by: Gref at October 22, 2026 01:04 PM (5rh/l)

232 All of this "lingus" talk makes me think of Christopher Walken's Colonel Angus character from SNL.

https://youtu.be/3l2oi-X8P38

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2026 01:03 PM (/OKHJ)
---
Cuh-nul Lingus!

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:04 PM (Fi81e)

233 Much simpler. No "friend of the bride", "friend of the groom" nonsense. Don't even need ushers.
Posted by: David's Bridal Shoppe

Well, now... I wouldn't be so sure about that. You wouldn't want to seat your two feuding aunts next each other...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 01:05 PM (vJrRc)

234 Whoever is advising Spencer Pratt should get a raise. He's clearly not done in the political arena.

Starting to make sense why they wanted government to clamp down on AI...

JUST IN: Anthropic recorded a staggering $80,000,000,000.00 net loss in the first half of 2026.

https://tinyurl.com/mr9txurs

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 01:05 PM (Riz8t)

235 "Abdul, did you fuck that goat?"

"Not to my knowledge"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

236 > Let those among us who have not accidentally married their bother cast the first stone.

Is she going to claim her brusband was raised in a different household and she didn't know he was her brother?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 01:05 PM (mkw2N)

237 But on the bigger picture, I agree that nobody wanted to know anything about any of Bill's obvious crimes and sex abuses.

Nobody wanted to think about Bill having sex with anyone. But everyone saw Hillary and instantly knew why he'd look elsewhere.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 01:05 PM (2ocoG)

238 I bet that Scott Bessent guy is gay too.

Posted by: Paul Retard at October 22, 2026 01:06 PM (Ovx+P)

239 "Maybe I was alone with her," he later conceded, "but I never thought we were."
--------
I had forgotten that part!

So his kink was putting on a show?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 22, 2026 01:06 PM (K6CvU)

240 Is she going to claim her brusband was raised in a different household and she didn't know he was her brother?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 22, 2026 01:05 PM (mkw2N)

Okay.. Lets say she does claim that... At the time of this "marriage" didn't she already have a husband ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:06 PM (+gK6I)

241 Do I have a penis?

Not to my knowledge.

*wink*

Posted by: Big Mike at October 22, 2026 01:06 PM (mkw2N)

242 The brother and sister played "Tickle Me Elmi" when the adults weren't looking.

Posted by: zombie at October 22, 2026 01:06 PM (HD2n/)

243 That's of course total bullshit as I'm sure the marriage is well documented, but I think this is where she is going.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026

Gosh darn it, Elric! Just when I was getting creative with my theories.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 01:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

244 All this intrigue, bother, and sordidness, is why I just date myself.

Posted by: Jeff Toobin at October 22, 2026 01:07 PM (EdP2u)

245 All of the Minnesota Dems are in on the Omar cheat. ALL OF THEM. They are all mobbed up in the Somali fraud scandal. This is why Tim Walz decided not to run for re-election, remember?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:07 PM (xhfG9)

246 "Abdul - is that a suicide vest you're wearing?"

"Not to my knowle-

Posted by: KABOOM at October 22, 2026 01:07 PM (Ovx+P)

247 I sure hope the next post doesn't have butt stuff in it

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 01:07 PM (ZxPkt)

248 Words mean whatever I wish them to mean at the moment. . .

he, she, niece, sex, marriage, alone, is,

Omar's favorite Dr. Seuss book? Hop on Pop.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)

249 The burying of the anal stuff was likely intentional. They wanted to "brand" it with the cigar. Made it a bit silly. Took some air out of it. Just a guess.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:08 PM (ldlqW)

250 248 Words mean whatever I wish them to mean at the moment. . .

he, she, niece, sex, marriage, alone, is,

Omar's favorite Dr. Seuss book? Hop on Pop.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)

"Bro Don't Mean No"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:08 PM (l3cgK)

251 I believe the judge who authorized the search warrant of her house and dumpster also signed-off on interview subpoenas for a number of her relatives. One of here 'sisters' voluntarily submitted to DHS or FBI questioning on Monday or Tuesday. I assume those subpoenas require each person to submit to an oral swab swipe to collect DNA. There is a lot of 'stay tuned' with all this as of now. Posted by: Gref

That seems correct but the issue here is the brother's been out of the US for years which seems to imply it's highly unlikely they don't have his DNA unless some operative was dumpster diving in South Africa or wherever he is these days.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 22, 2026 01:08 PM (lQntB)

252 I keep typeing then deleting a (I'd hope) very funny taint joke as the comment about regretting jokes hit me pretty hard.
So I taint gonna go there.

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 01:04 PM (Ae6Br)

No need to straddle the nether regions. Commit.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 01:09 PM (Gk9Vg)

253 So Monica Lewinsky had to do a much, much worse version of brown nosing to keep her job then most of us figuratively complain about

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

254 249 The burying of the anal stuff was likely intentional. They wanted to "brand" it with the cigar. Made it a bit silly. Took some air out of it. Just a guess.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:08 PM (ldlqW)

Well, after all the blowing Monica did...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:09 PM (l3cgK)

255 Anyone see Elmer Abdul and his pocket constitution bit? The libs told me that he "owned" a magat who asked him to disavow the Muslim brotherhood.

His answer basically was I'm not gonna sit here and let you trash the United States of America.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:09 PM (ldlqW)

256 She did turn that dude gay, though.

All this talk about Somalia is making me want an M14.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2026 01:09 PM (yt3LH)

257
Another thing Hayes never asks for is a few clues about her personal life. I mean, we know it's none of our business, but she did marry a guy in some fuzzy faith tradition, have three kids with him, divorce him in the fuzzy faith tradition, marry another guy on another continent in the fuzzy faith tradition, live with both of those men at the same time, divorce the second guy in the fuzzy faith tradition, and then remarry the first guy in the fuzzy faith tradition.

Maybe she'd like to comment on the interesting phase of her life when she lived under the same roof with her freshly-divorced husband and the newly-married one?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (mmrXZ)

258 Words mean whatever I wish them to mean at the moment. . .

he, she, niece, sex, marriage, alone, is,

Omar's favorite Dr. Seuss book? Hop on Pop.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 01:08 PM (Riz8t)

Gay Fags and Fam.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (Gk9Vg)

259 "Not to my knowledge" is a super reasonable response when asked if you were married to a sibling. I mean, who can know for sure? So hard to keep tabs on these things. You can't expect everyone to have definitive thoughts about whom they married.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (5FlBj)

260 She should have said I thought he was my cousin and since FDR did it I didn't think it was wrong.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (Ti9vn)

261 Ay caramba!

I nearly lost my breakfast reading about the Monica trick I didn't know about regarding Bill's rear door.

Our sons, told NOT to watch the hearings while we worked that summer (junior high age), of course they did. Had I not told them not to they probably would have watched cartoons.

I argued with the malignant narcissist attorney ex-friend in my life at the time (who had no children, possibly from abortions) of the bj stuff. She said, oh she of wisdom and childless, of course they knew about this! No, because they asked their Dad, beetch.

I would hate to have a Dim lying mind swirling in my head. Too hard to keep the lies straight.

Reading about Turban Tonya gave me a near headache. I guess in Somilia you have litters of children in polygamy and it's hard to keep family connections straight. Probably feed at a large trough with goats as their nannies.

Is this my brother or father? Who knows! Doesn't matter who you submit to, womman, bend over and think of mecca!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (hzuYO)

262 I have noticed any time a leftwing male gets some sort of social power he immediately uses it to bang legal or not quite legal girls

That's why I joined the GOP.

Posted by: Denny "Hot Stuff" Hastert at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (88C+u)

263
Okay.. Lets say she does claim that... At the time of this "marriage" didn't she already have a husband ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:06 PM

Not legally, she had one recognized religiously but there was no license, as I understand it. When she divorced the brother, she supposedly reconciled with the first husband, but the reality is she never actually left him. I think she married him for real after the brother divorce? And then divorced him for the current husband? But that is memory over the ages of this story going around, so I would not swear to any of it.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

264 But on the bigger picture, I agree that nobody wanted to know anything about any of Bill's obvious crimes and sex abuses.

Nobody wanted to think about Bill having sex with anyone. But everyone saw Hillary and instantly knew why he'd look elsewhere.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 01:05 PM (2ocoG)
______

Hillary wasn't bad looking in college. Kinda dorky and nerdy but she probably woulda cleaned up well.

Believe it or not, her face had a Sydney Sweeny look (who I don't think is that attractive).

But reportedly she had bad personal hygiene.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

265 I tried my best as a young man to convince girls that if they gave me a bj it didn't count as sex. Funny, none of them bought this "bill clinton" line, but the media sure lapped it up like monica's tongue on elder starfish.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (n5tGW)

266 Chris Hayes: has there ever been a time when you were not oppressed by the white man?

Ilhan Elmi: not to my knowledge.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (lQntB)

267 247 I sure hope the next post doesn't have butt stuff in it
Posted by: Don Black

I'm afraid that at this point in history, it's all butt-sex from here on out, at least until the Apocalypse, when we finally get a re-set back to non-butt-stuff level.

Posted by: zombie at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (HD2n/)

268 His answer basically was I'm not gonna sit here and let you trash the United States of America.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:09 PM (ldlqW)

Gotta respect the Otter Defense.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (Gk9Vg)

269 Maybe she'd like to comment on the interesting phase of her life when she lived under the same roof with her freshly-divorced husband and the newly-married one?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (mmrXZ)

"I don't recall"

-Ilhan Nur

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:11 PM (ldlqW)

270 Meanwhile the head of the Virignia Senate got arrested by the FBI. She was running some scam with a marijuana dispensary among other things.

Apparently they have a recorded phone call saying "This is our last chance at getting generational wealth. I am too old not to be greedy."

I would say slam dunk case but black Democrat and all that.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:11 PM (xhfG9)

271 Heh. One of Biden's SS agents has shot (herself? himself?) in the leg. Rather poor trigger discipline, I would say.

OTOH, maybe it was the easiest way to get off of his detail.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2026 01:11 PM (XeU6L)

272 One thing to note with Hastert.

The Dems had just taken down Newt and Livingstone over affairs (with adult, willing, women)

They knew that Hastert was a pedo at the time (several leftwing journalists have admitted such)

You can only blackmail someone over an affair so far but being a pedo...?

And this is why after Newt the GOPe did nothing to stop the left until the rise of Trump

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 01:12 PM (sKqQm)

273
I don't remember
I don't recall
I've got no memory
For anything at all

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:12 PM (Fi81e)

274 After the Clinton scandal, Lewinsky dated ("dated'?) Jake Tapper.

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Bouncing from one asshole to another.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 22, 2026 01:12 PM (2UnvF)

275 Think of how much more that would gross the average woman out if they had branded it with the analingus instead of her accepting the cigar.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:12 PM (ldlqW)

276 "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 01:12 PM (odBC9)

277 >>>Omar's favorite Dr. Seuss book?

Ilan Blows Her Bro

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 01:12 PM (Gk9Vg)

278 No need to straddle the nether regions. Commit.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 01:09 PM (Gk9Vg)

No. It ain't right.
I'd regret it.

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 01:13 PM (Ae6Br)

279 It was the rimshot that got the wad of Bill's all over Monica's dress.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 22, 2026 01:13 PM (JNTt1)

280 Meanwhile the head of the Virignia Senate got arrested by the FBI. She was running some scam with a marijuana dispensary among other things.

Apparently they have a recorded phone call saying "This is our last chance at getting generational wealth. I am too old not to be greedy."

Well, she's an idiot, so the defense will doubtless be "That wasn't her. She doesn't know phrases like "generational wealth".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 01:13 PM (Riz8t)

281 Also recall Epstein had a painting of Bill Clinton in Monica's blue dress.

Odd

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 01:13 PM (sKqQm)

282 >>>Omar's favorite Dr. Seuss book?

Ilan Blows Her Bro

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 01:12 PM (Gk9Vg)

Definitely not Green Eggs and Ham

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:13 PM (ldlqW)

283 Is this my brother or father? Who knows! Doesn't matter who you submit to, womman, bend over and think of mecca!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (hzuYO)

Mecca Licka High, Mecca Hiney Ho!

Posted by: Jambie the Genie from PeeWee's Playhouse at October 22, 2026 01:14 PM (l3cgK)

284 Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:04 PM (+gK6I)

I don't think Lindsay made a big production of his sexual orientation which I appreciated . He wasn't dancing around in a rainbow flag . I don't really understand being proud of your sexual orientation, .If you were born that way and it's not like something you work at . Men having sex with loads of partners during AIDS or since is not like getting better at a skill . I don't see any of my neighbors hanging out a heterosexual pride flag and I'm not either .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 01:14 PM (JrHfD)

285
I would say slam dunk case but black Democrat and all that.
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:11 PM (xhfG9)

___________

This is a hard thing to say, but it seems every time a black Democrat is elected, it's the beginning of a racket.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 01:14 PM (eRlcH)

286 255 Anyone see Elmer Abdul and his pocket constitution bit? The libs told me that he "owned" a magat who asked him to disavow the Muslim brotherhood.

His answer basically was I'm not gonna sit here and let you trash the United States of America.
Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:09 PM (ldlqW)

Didn't the FBI say having a pocket constitution was a sign you just might be a terrorist?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:14 PM (xhfG9)

287 BLAM!

Posted by: Secret Service Agent next to a pool at October 22, 2026 01:14 PM (Ae6Br)

288 193 After the Clinton scandal, Lewinsky dated ("dated'?) Jake Tapper.
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 12:59 PM (xhfG9)

ewww

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 01:14 PM (odBC9)

289 Ilhan is taking a page out of Hillary's playbook by blaming a vast right wing conspiracy that has been conspiring against her.

Noted.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 01:14 PM (ZxgqD)

290 245 All of the Minnesota Dems are in on the Omar cheat. ALL OF THEM. They are all mobbed up in the Somali fraud scandal. This is why Tim Walz decided not to run for re-election, remember?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:07 PM (xhfG9)

What I remember is there aren't enough Somalis in Minnesota to be an electoral force in more than a few Congressional districts in the State. They will be more of an electoral force in state and local government elections. It seemed to me the Democrats were far too much all-in on catering to Somalis, based solely on their electoral power. Mega-scale one-hand-washes-the-other social services fraud may be the dominant reason Minnesota Democrats lick the you-know-whats of their Somalis.

Posted by: Gref at October 22, 2026 01:14 PM (5rh/l)

291 Mayor Pete's favorite Dr. Suess book:

One Swish, Two Swish, Red Swish, Blue Swish

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 01:15 PM (77rzZ)

292 Bouncing from one asshole to another.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 22, 2026 01:12 PM (2UnvF)

Threadwinner!

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:15 PM (xhfG9)

293 Omar's favorite Dr. Seuss book?

Ilan Blows Her Bro

Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Sis knobs the slob

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 22, 2026 01:15 PM (lQntB)

294 277 >>>Omar's favorite Dr. Seuss book?

Ilan Blows Her Bro
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 01:12 PM (Gk9Vg)

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Clitoridectomy.

Weird book.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 22, 2026 01:15 PM (5FlBj)

295 Ace, this falls into the pattern of the Democrats/Media "contraversializing" issues.

It's not some Dem Senator raped a lady.

You run the story that a Republican Senator is accusing a Dem Senator of rape. And then you get into how rare that is to accuse a political opponent of rape.

Then the story becomes, well, if it's not true, man that's some hefty character assassination!

(Not: BIG, if true!)

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:15 PM (Fi81e)

296 Hillary wasn't bad looking in college. Kinda dorky and nerdy but she probably woulda cleaned up well.

Believe it or not, her face had a Sydney Sweeny look (who I don't think is that attractive).

But reportedly she had bad personal hygiene.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

Wut kinda drugs are you smoking Blade?

Sidney and Hildabeast have zero ... Z.E.R.O. facial characteristics.

#blasphemy

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 22, 2026 01:15 PM (oCio0)

297 Speaking of old decrepit Bill, I saw a clip of him yesterday stumping for Sayed the terrorist, and he told the story of how Chelsea read the koran at 15 and educated him how wonderful it was.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 01:15 PM (n5tGW)

298 If it was her brother, they consummated. Somalia culture.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 22, 2026 01:15 PM (WPzFE)

299 260 She should have said I thought he was my cousin and since FDR did it I didn't think it was wrong.
Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (Ti9vn)

That's for the next interview.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 01:15 PM (odBC9)

300 300

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 01:16 PM (odBC9)

301
I believe the judge who authorized the search warrant of her house and dumpster also signed-off on interview subpoenas for a number of her relatives. One of here 'sisters' voluntarily submitted to DHS or FBI questioning on Monday or Tuesday. I assume those subpoenas require each person to submit to an oral swab swipe to collect DNA. There is a lot of 'stay tuned' with all this as of now. Posted by: Gref

================

Yes. The search warrant has not yet been fully executed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 01:16 PM (mmrXZ)

302 "Not to my knowledge," is so very Clintonesque, ie, Weasel Words.

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2026 01:16 PM (Q+gd/)

303 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 01:14 PM (JrHfD)
Agreed.. We all just suspected he was gay.... It's atrocious of them to put out a "documentary" with male escorts claiming Graham paid them for sex... He can't defend himself

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:16 PM (+gK6I)

304 Omar's favorite Dr. Suess book?

Hop on Pop

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:16 PM (Fi81e)

305 Bill Clinton was accused of rape/sexual assault as a college student, state AG, governor, and president.

And in each case the feminists argued they didn't care and woman always lie about rape anyway

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 01:16 PM (sKqQm)

306 Mega-scale one-hand-washes-the-other social services fraud may be the dominant reason Minnesota Democrats lick the you-know-whats of their Somalis.

It was proven at one point that Gwen Walz's firm got a lot of money from the various learing centers.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 01:17 PM (2ocoG)

307 Hillary wasn't bad looking in college. Kinda dorky and nerdy but she probably woulda cleaned up well.

Believe it or not, her face had a Sydney Sweeny look (who I don't think is that attractive).

But reportedly she had bad personal hygiene.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

Some military guys I knew thought she had a decent rack when she was first lady.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

308 Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:16 PM (+gK6I)

Wow; That 's nasty of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 01:17 PM (JrHfD)

309 285
I would say slam dunk case but black Democrat and all that.
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:11 PM (xhfG9)

___________

This is a hard thing to say, but it seems every time a black Democrat is elected, it's the beginning of a racket.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 01:14 PM (eRlcH)

Seems? It's a sure thing in my book.

Hadrian, I'm sorry we didn't cross paths at the MoMe last weekend. Hopefully next year!

Posted by: Gref at October 22, 2026 01:18 PM (5rh/l)

310 "Not to my knowledge," is so very Clintonesque, ie, Weasel Words.
Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2026 01:16 PM (Q+gd/)
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Yeah, buy you're saying something that either you should know is not true, or has a high probability of being exactly a lie.

So, this was a flex. It's a glib, mocking answer, and she knows that she won't suffer for it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:18 PM (Fi81e)

311 Early in the Clinton Admin Hillary was actually not bad looking.

There. I said it.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:18 PM (xhfG9)

312
Speaking of old decrepit Bill, I saw a clip of him yesterday stumping for Sayed the terrorist, and he told the story of how Chelsea read the koran at 15 and educated him how wonderful it was.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

===============

Holy shyt. Bill still wants love and attention? He's still hoping to get Chelsea into office? I can't think of anything else he has to gain from that level of shilling at this point.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 01:18 PM (mmrXZ)

313 Be funny if the Republican was Tillis. That'll ruin his reelection chances.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 01:18 PM (vJPf4)

314 Oh, The Brothers You'll Blow

Lesser known Dr. Suess

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 01:18 PM (n5tGW)

315 One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Clitoridectomy.

Weird book.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 22, 2026 01:15 PM (5FlBj)

How the Mullah Stole Clitmas.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 01:18 PM (Gk9Vg)

316 Wow; That 's nasty of them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 01:17 PM (JrHfD)

Yes... Maybe they think it will help throw the election to the Dems...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:18 PM (+gK6I)

317 I wonder of Bill regrets staying with Hillary. Monica is still very attractive. He could still be with her.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 01:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

318 Some military guys I knew thought she had a decent rack when she was first lady.

In the first term she was alright looking, but any time she opened her mouth thoughts like that fled.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 01:19 PM (2ocoG)

319 "Love is love, haters."
-applicable to both major stories today, I guess

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:19 PM (qGAQr)

320 This is a hard thing to say, but it seems every time a black Democrat is elected, it's the beginning of a racket.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2026 01:14 PM (eRlcH)
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Bro?!

Posted by: Arthur Ashe at October 22, 2026 01:19 PM (Fi81e)

321 Hillary wasn't bad looking in college. Kinda dorky and nerdy but she probably woulda cleaned up well.

Believe it or not, her face had a Sydney Sweeny look (who I don't think is that attractive).

But reportedly she had bad personal hygiene.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

Wut kinda drugs are you smoking Blade?

Sidney and Hildabeast have zero ... Z.E.R.O. facial characteristics.

#blasphemy
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 22, 2026 01:15 PM (oCio0)
________

Google "Hillary Clinton college pics" if you don't believe me

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

322 Some military guys I knew thought she had a decent rack when she was first lady.
Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

This is a "for a friend" type joke. Right?

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 01:19 PM (Ae6Br)

323 Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:18 PM (+gK6I)

Really ?! That would be a good reason to vote for Dems. / sarc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 01:19 PM (JrHfD)

324 Chris: Senator Booker, have you ever had sex with a man?

Cory: Not to my knowledge.

Posted by: HARRY ZIMM at October 22, 2026 01:19 PM (LBj9x)

325 Thinking about Hillary's rack I can't shake the phrase "cold as a witches titty"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 01:19 PM (vJPf4)

326
Google "Hillary Clinton college pics" if you don't believe me
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

She was unfortunate looking and she didn't shave her legs.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 01:20 PM (ZxgqD)

327 Oh, The Brothers You'll Blow

Lesser known Dr. Suess

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 01:18 PM (n5tGW)

No, I Will Not Get Deported Today.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 01:20 PM (Gk9Vg)

328 Well, it makes sense now.

Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader

-
From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 01:20 PM (ndZc7)

329 And the "No Shit Sherlock" (NSS) award goes to Cenk Uygur for suggesting Lindsey Graham had the whole male escort thing going on.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 01:20 PM (dIske)

330 fuck that scrunt with a rusty chainsaw

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 22, 2026 01:20 PM (LrQLS)

331 314 Oh, The Brothers You'll Blow

Lesser known Dr. Suess
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 01:18 PM (n5tGW)

ANOTHER candidate for threadwinner!

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 01:20 PM (odBC9)

332 325 Thinking about Hillary's rack I can't shake the phrase "cold as a witches titty"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 01:19 PM (vJPf4)

These Fish Sticks!

Posted by: Tourettes, man! at October 22, 2026 01:20 PM (l3cgK)

333 Yes... Maybe they think it will help throw the election to the Dems...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:18 PM (+gK6I)

Gay is not super popular in SC. A lot of people in SC went with the confirmed bachelor bit with Graham.

Young Turds are trying to disgust SC voters so they won't vote for his sister.

But yea, GOP bad for that ad with Acton's mom....

FINISH THEM!

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:20 PM (xhfG9)

334 This is a hard thing to say, but it seems every time a black Democrat is elected, it's the beginning of a racket.

Black Democrats are nearly universally extremely dumb and extremely corrupt. Probably because the smart blacks aren't Democrats.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2026 01:21 PM (2ocoG)

335 I wouldn't mind experiencing Aer Lingus, but that's about it.

Posted by: logprof at October 22, 2026 01:21 PM (dq/Ll)

336 Hillary was something before electricity

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:21 PM (ldlqW)

337 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 01:15 PM (n5tGW)

I don't believe that. How much is he getting paid for that ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 01:21 PM (JrHfD)

338 Google "Hillary Clinton college pics" if you don't believe me
Posted by: Elric The Blade

She was cute. Long hair and glasses. That usually counts for something in my book.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 01:21 PM (77rzZ)

339 329 And the "No Shit Sherlock" (NSS) award goes to Cenk Uygur for suggesting Lindsey Graham had the whole male escort thing going on.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 01:20 PM (dIske)

=======

"Conservatives had no clue that Lindsay Graham as gay!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:21 PM (qGAQr)

340 Hillary wasn't bad looking in college. Kinda dorky and nerdy but she probably woulda cleaned up well.

Believe it or not, her face had a Sydney Sweeny look (who I don't think is that attractive).

But reportedly she had bad personal hygiene.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

Some military guys I knew thought she had a decent rack when she was first lady.
Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)
_______

She had a decent body in college. There's plenty of college pics of her online. She did not age well and her vile personality and greed warped her into a witch (not to mention the constant boozing). But she wasn't ugly when she was (much) younger.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

341 Saw hILLRY O o on TV this morning. Looks like her last facelift the doc forgot to do her cheeks.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 01:21 PM (UjdFS)

342 297 Speaking of old decrepit Bill, I saw a clip of him yesterday stumping for Sayed the terrorist, and he told the story of how Chelsea read the koran at 15 and educated him how wonderful it was.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 01:15 PM (n5tGW)

Probably the only bit of the Koran BillyJeff latched-onto was men allowed to have more than one wife. Bill did the best he could with that, given the laws in the US! IYKWIM

Posted by: Gref at October 22, 2026 01:21 PM (5rh/l)

343 She was cute when she was a Republican

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:22 PM (ldlqW)

344 Hitlery was the manson girl type. Had she been in the bay area during college this would be a way different story.

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 01:22 PM (Ae6Br)

345 Bill Clinton's rape accuser had the date , time , location of the rape and witness who she told immediately after .

Trump's accuser couldn't provide even the year of the alleged rape.

We all know how these allegations were handled differently .

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 01:22 PM (Ti9vn)

346 Damn Google!

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/QjSt6twtbdc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 22, 2026 01:22 PM (ndZc7)

347 341 Saw hILLRY O o on TV this morning. Looks like her last facelift the doc forgot to do her cheeks.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 01:21 PM (UjdFS)

So we're still talking butt stuff?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:22 PM (l3cgK)

348 Google "Hillary Clinton college pics" if you don't believe me
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

I've seen 'em ... horrible striped bell bottom pants and all.

Hillary was a Wellesley 3 ... Smith / Mt Holyoke 4

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 22, 2026 01:23 PM (oCio0)

349 Lindsey Graham appeared to be not heterosexual.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 01:23 PM (odBC9)

350 We all know how these allegations were handled differently .
Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 01:22 PM (Ti9vn)

83 million ways

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:23 PM (xhfG9)

351 Hillary was the hots dudes need to turn in their man cards.

Not even a JC Penny's 2.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 22, 2026 01:23 PM (Gk9Vg)

352 "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? ...." -- Ilhan Elmo

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:23 PM (Fi81e)

353 349 Lindsey Graham appeared to be not heterosexual.

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 01:23 PM (odBC9)

========

"And conservatives had no clue and Graham was their favoritist of favorite of senators in history!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:24 PM (qGAQr)

354 OMG you guys have the chubbies for Hillary

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 01:24 PM (ZxPkt)

355 The South Park 'Snuke' episode.

"It's cold, and dark. Wait, there's something in here..."

Posted by: davidt at October 22, 2026 01:24 PM (Q+gd/)

356
In related comedy lying, go to Google A.I. and ask if
Elissa Slotkin is taking Ozempic to lose 50 lbs.

No.

Seems her busy schedule on behalf of her constituents caused the drop.

Posted by: Auspex at October 22, 2026 01:24 PM (Y8DZL)

357 Young Turds are trying to disgust SC voters so they won't vote for his sister.

But yea, GOP bad for that ad with Acton's mom....

FINISH THEM!
Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:20 PM (xhfG9)

Isn't this Hassan Pikers Uncle ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:24 PM (+gK6I)

358 An illegal alien posing as a democrat politician is...lying to us??? I shan't believe this. I simply shannot!

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at October 22, 2026 01:24 PM (V362x)

359 She had a decent body in college. There's plenty of college pics of her online. She did not age well and her vile personality and greed warped her into a witch (not to mention the constant boozing). But she wasn't ugly when she was (much) younger.
==
Evil changes a person from the inside out. Look up the pictures of Victoria Nuland when she first entered govt service to 30 years later. Can't even tell its the same person.

Posted by: That wasn't the wall she it, it was something a lot worse at October 22, 2026 01:25 PM (anL5R)

360 Babylon Bee:

Ilhan Omar Says She Didn't Know She'd Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2026 01:25 PM (/OKHJ)

361
Saw hILLRY O o on TV this morning. Looks like her last facelift the doc forgot to do her cheeks.
Posted by: wth

===============

Was she all-purpose Trump-bashing and GOTVing for the Dems, or did she go and do something really stupid, like jump in for the DSA, endorse el-Sayed, defend Ilhan etc?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 01:25 PM (mmrXZ)

362
I had no idea that would happen! I just wanted to keep my Recipes and Yoga Routines on a special server

Thanks for putting the vision of Frau Gruppencankles doing yoga into my brain. Thanks a lot, Wicket.

Bastard.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 01:25 PM (y9nCu)

363 Yeah Fen, I believe it's a full on lie too, but that's the lie he chose is such a total pander it's galling.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 01:25 PM (n5tGW)

364 Bubba saying Chelsea read the Koran will only help amongst Muslims who will vote for al-Sayed. It will piss off everyone else

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 01:25 PM (vJPf4)

365 348 Google "Hillary Clinton college pics" if you don't believe me
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

I've seen 'em ... horrible striped bell bottom pants and all.

Hillary was a Wellesley 3 ... Smith / Mt Holyoke 4

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 22, 2026 01:23 P

I'm sure I wouldn't think this if I liked her but those photos she looks homely to me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 01:26 PM (ZxgqD)

366
It's probably why Lindsey was such a swquish!

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:26 PM (Fi81e)

367 Thanks for putting the vision of Frau Gruppencankles doing yoga into my brain. Thanks a lot, Wicket.

Bastard.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 01:25 PM (y9nCu)

Pro-tip: do not read anything else in this thread

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:26 PM (xhfG9)

368 Google "Hillary Clinton college pics" if you don't believe me
Posted by: Elric The Blade

She was cute. Long hair and glasses. That usually counts for something in my book.
Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 01:21 PM (77rzZ)
__

There was this foreign exchange girl at my college. Korean. Engineering student, plain-looking and dorky. Dressed in baggy clothes, no makeup, hair up, etc.

The other college Chads and wannabe Chads weren't sure what to do with her, because she was Korean and so unglamorous.

But The Blade, he saw something and asked her to a party. She said yes. She got dolled up for the first time that night. Total babe. All the other dudes were like "holy shit, how did we miss that???"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

369 Hillary Clinton is 78 years old. I don't expect her to be beautiful and I don't care . She is a nasty narcissistic woman. It's not as if all male Presidents have aged to look like they did at 35. Trump
Looks pretty good for his age , but I think it's genetics more than anything else .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2026 01:26 PM (JrHfD)

370 Must be something in the air ...

Blade, blaster , and Bulg all in agreement about Hilldog being a fetching lass back in the day.

She's a case of "2 @10:00 / 10 @ 2:00"

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 22, 2026 01:26 PM (oCio0)

371 I don't eve get what the point is of bagging on Miss Lindsey's corpse as this point. We all knew he was a fruit. But he was our fruit. Mostly. Sometimes. He paid for sex? Well, that's something guys never do! This isn't 1985. And he's very, very dead. Entirely even.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 22, 2026 01:26 PM (5FlBj)

372 I'm in the minority in believing Graham when he denied being gay. Mainly based on the decades of the rumor and no evidence presented. Not even fake allegations like these current post death ones.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 01:27 PM (Ti9vn)

373 364 Bubba saying Chelsea read the Koran will only help amongst Muslims who will vote for al-Sayed. It will piss off everyone else
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 01:25 PM (vJPf4)

She didn't read it.. Bill says she said it was all Love one another in it

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:27 PM (+gK6I)

374 There was this foreign exchange girl at my college. Korean. Engineering student, plain-looking and dorky. Dressed in baggy clothes, no makeup, hair up, etc.

The other college Chads and wannabe Chads weren't sure what to do with her, because she was Korean and so unglamorous.

But The Blade, he saw something and asked her to a party. She said yes. She got dolled up for the first time that night. Total babe. All the other dudes were like "holy shit, how did we miss that???"

Posted by: Elric The Blade

At what point during the evening did she say "You know I'm a dude, right?".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 01:27 PM (Riz8t)

375 [Hillary] had a decent body in college.

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As has become her history, she disposed of that body.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:27 PM (Fi81e)

376 Even if Hitler looked like Monica Bellucci, the baby-eating is a deal-breaker.

Posted by: logprof at October 22, 2026 01:27 PM (dq/Ll)

377 I hope Lindsey's corpse hops out of the earth and starts eating whatever Leftist brains he can find

...

oh man he'll die again this time from starvation!

wtf is WITH these people? everyone knew about him! jeez

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 22, 2026 01:28 PM (qBivk)

378 "And conservatives had no clue and Graham was their favoritist of favorite of senators in history!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:24 PM (qGAQr)
_________________________

I wonder about something. You will recall that Graham went ballistic when he found out Jack Smith had acquired his phone records from 2021. He immediately threatened to sue. I'm guessing some of this phone records solidified what everyone had always assumed, and somehow that information found its way to the Young Turks. I find that coincidental.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 01:28 PM (dIske)

379
364 Bubba saying Chelsea read the Koran will only help amongst Muslims who will vote for al-Sayed. It will piss off everyone else
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 01:25 PM (vJPf4)

Just like Amy Carter was concerned about nuclear weapons we should all breathe easy now that we know Chelsea read the Koran when she was a child and so we're all good with Islam now.
Stop making policy because children think it's a good idea.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 01:28 PM (ZxgqD)

380 I suppose I should fold and put away my laundry. I need an Optimus.

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 01:28 PM (ZdaMQ)

381 I think the thread is getting into a weird area.

Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 01:28 PM (ZxPkt)

382 OTOH, maybe it was the easiest way to get off of his detail.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2026 01:11 PM (XeU6L)
*******
Biden was probably swimming nekkid again. That alone would make me shoot myself in the leg.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 01:28 PM (hzuYO)

383 364 Bubba saying Chelsea read the Koran will only help amongst Muslims who will vote for al-Sayed. It will piss off everyone else
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 01:25 PM (vJPf4)

It's for the demographic with "hand of fatima" decals and astrology charts. If it's not Christian, it's "spiritual".

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 01:29 PM (88C+u)

384 Saw hILLRY O o on TV this morning. Looks like her last facelift the doc forgot to do her cheeks.

Posted by: wth

So she has just the beginnings of a goatee?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2026 01:29 PM (R9abx)

385 OMG, the MN Somali version of Get Out and Vote:

https://tinyurl.com/33txe5ma

Posted by: beckster at October 22, 2026 01:29 PM (kX27y)

386 Monica ate his ass? I never heard about that.
Daayyuuum. You do learn something new every day.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 22, 2026 01:29 PM (y7ZqC)

387 Most of us never voted for Lindsey once.

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 01:29 PM (Ae6Br)

388 I'm in the minority in believing Graham when he denied being gay. Mainly based on the decades of the rumor and no evidence presented. Not even fake allegations like these current post death ones.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 01:27 PM (Ti9vn)
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That's what my mom said about Liberace.

(True story)

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:29 PM (Fi81e)

389 There was this foreign exchange girl at my college. Korean. Engineering student, plain-looking and dorky. Dressed in baggy clothes, no makeup, hair up, etc.

The other college Chads and wannabe Chads weren't sure what to do with her, because she was Korean and so unglamorous.

But The Blade, he saw something and asked her to a party. She said yes. She got dolled up for the first time that night. Total babe. All the other dudes were like "holy shit, how did we miss that???"

Posted by: Elric The Blade

At what point during the evening did she say "You know I'm a dude, right?".
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 01:27 PM (Riz8t)
_____

She mighta transitioned to "male" years later, as she was only at my college one year. But she was a real girl in college. LOL.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:29 PM (iFTx/)

390 374 There was this foreign exchange girl at my college. Korean. Engineering student, plain-looking and dorky. Dressed in baggy clothes, no makeup, hair up, etc.

The other college Chads and wannabe Chads weren't sure what to do with her, because she was Korean and so unglamorous.

But The Blade, he saw something and asked her to a party. She said yes. She got dolled up for the first time that night. Total babe. All the other dudes were like "holy shit, how did we miss that???"

Posted by: Elric The Blade

At what point during the evening did she say "You know I'm a dude, right?".
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 01:27 PM (Riz8t)

Mean!

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 01:29 PM (odBC9)

391 381 I think the thread is getting into a weird area.

Why would it be any different than all the other threads?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 01:29 PM (Riz8t)

392 382 OTOH, maybe it was the easiest way to get off of his detail.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2026 01:11 PM (XeU6L)
*******
Biden was probably swimming nekkid again. That alone would make me shoot myself in the leg.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 01:28 PM (hzuYO)

I feel bad for the pool cleaner...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:29 PM (l3cgK)

393 I'm sure I wouldn't think this if I liked her but those photos she looks homely to me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 01:26 PM (ZxgqD)

There are some decent pics of her out there but who knows if theyve been altered before sharing at this point.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:30 PM (ldlqW)

394 The love of Lindsey's life was his sister.
Platonically, so off topic for this thread.
But seriously, everything he did was for her.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 22, 2026 01:30 PM (88C+u)

395 Lindsey sure liked war a lot for being soft in the hands.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 01:30 PM (n5tGW)

396
Evil changes a person from the inside out.
Posted by: That wasn't the wall she it, it was something a lot worse at October 22, 2026 01:25 PM (anL5R)

So you've seen photos of my first long-term girlfriend...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 01:30 PM (y9nCu)

397 Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 01:28 PM (dIske)

Every Senator had the same reaction.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 01:30 PM (Ti9vn)

398 378
I wonder about something. You will recall that Graham went ballistic when he found out Jack Smith had acquired his phone records from 2021. He immediately threatened to sue. I'm guessing some of this phone records solidified what everyone had always assumed, and somehow that information found its way to the Young Turks. I find that coincidental.

Posted by: Orson at October 22, 2026 01:28 PM (dIske)

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Likely.

He kept that part of him secret for a reason, and a partisan opposition with proof of that secret didn't help him.

Still, I find it funny that there's this assumption that the right had no idea. Like...we've been making gay Lindsay Graham jokes since the W era.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:30 PM (qGAQr)

399 395 Lindsey sure liked war a lot for being soft in the hands.

he loved a man in uniform Guy!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 22, 2026 01:30 PM (qBivk)

400 400

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 01:31 PM (odBC9)

401 Most of us never voted for Lindsey once.

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 01:29 PM (Ae6Br)
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Same as me and Ted Cruz. I cannot vote for that guy!

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:31 PM (Fi81e)

402 But The Blade, he saw something and asked her to a party. She said yes. She got dolled up for the first time that night. Total babe. All the other dudes were like "holy shit, how did we miss that???"
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Well, what happened next, Elric the Paolo?

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)

403 Don't all Korean girls look the same?

Posted by: Nordic Princess at October 22, 2026 01:31 PM (EdP2u)

404 Republican October Surprise: One of the lead Democrats married her brother and we have the DNA to prove it

Democrat October Surprise: That Senator that died? Yeah we think he was gay. What do you mean you already knew that?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 01:31 PM (sKqQm)

405 401 Most of us never voted for Lindsey once.

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 01:29 PM (Ae6Br)
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Same as me and Ted Cruz. I cannot vote for that guy!

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:31 PM (Fi81e)

I voted for Ted Cruz once.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:31 PM (l3cgK)

406 This thread is going to end with the consensus view that Monica Lewinsky ate Lindsey Graham's ass.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2026 01:31 PM (/OKHJ)

407 he loved a man in uniform ...

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 22, 2026 01:30 PM (qBivk)
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Once.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:32 PM (Fi81e)

408 Don't all Korean girls look the same?

Every bibimbap tastes just a little different.

Posted by: Obligatory at October 22, 2026 01:32 PM (sKqQm)

409 381 I think the thread is getting into a weird area.
Posted by: Don Black at October 22, 2026 01:28 PM (ZxPkt)

Whereabouts?

Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 01:32 PM (odBC9)

410 Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:29 PM (Fi81e)

But there was plenty of evidence and it came out when he was alive. Same with Rock Hudson and other celebrities in the other than Hollywood closet.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 01:32 PM (Ti9vn)

411 I think the thread is getting into a weird area.

Why would it be any different than all the other threads?
Posted by: Archimedes

Most other threads start in a weird area.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2026 01:32 PM (R9abx)

412 403 Don't all Korean girls look the same?

Posted by: Nordic Princess at October 22, 2026 01:31 PM (EdP2u)

There were a few at my HS...the one in my graduating class dolled herself up for her Senior pic...when we saw it, we went, "No Way that's her!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:32 PM (l3cgK)

413 I'm sure I wouldn't think this if I liked her but those photos she looks homely to me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 01:26 PM (ZxgqD)
******
I read awhile ago that when he brought her home to Arkansas to meet his Mama, other friends wondered why he liked her. It was said she had bad BO and didn't shave her armpits or legs.

I feel sure she probably had early cankles then as well as being as mean as a cobra.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 01:32 PM (hzuYO)

414 think about how gross Slick Willie's ass was

he probably made it worse than usual just to humiliate Monica

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (qBivk)

415 This thread is going to end with the consensus view that Monica Lewinsky ate Lindsey Graham's ass.

You know pretty much everyone in the world would be opposed to hearing about this.

Especially now that Senator Light Loafers is dead

Posted by: Obligatory at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (sKqQm)

416
Still, I find it funny that there's this assumption that the right had no idea. Like...we've been making gay Lindsay Graham jokes since the W era.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:30 PM (qGAQr

I usually called him Ms. Lindsey... Good naturedly of course... Trump didn't have a more loyal friend than him

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (+gK6I)

417 Lawd, I despise this phone

Posted by: logprof at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (dq/Ll)

418 I'm sure I wouldn't think this if I liked her but those photos she looks homely to me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 01:26 PM (ZxgqD)

At best she would be considered average ...

The issue was in comparing her facial attractiveness to Sidney Sweeney, which was a calumny.

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (oCio0)

419
Of course if I was able to add a vote for Ted Cruz, Texas should be concerned about hat.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (Fi81e)

420 Lindsey Graham was my Congressman. True story.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (xhfG9)

421
But The Blade, he saw something and asked her to a party. She said yes. She got dolled up for the first time that night. Total babe. All the other dudes were like "holy shit, how did we miss that???"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:26 PM

That's the plot of She's All That and plenty of other moviess

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (ZxgqD)

422 I wish America would cool out with all the ass eating. How bored do you have to get to dine out in the sewer?

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (5FlBj)

423 think about how gross Slick Willie's ass was

I would prefer not to.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (Riz8t)

424 411 I think the thread is getting into a weird area.

Why would it be any different than all the other threads?
Posted by: Archimedes

Most other threads start in a weird area.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2026 01:32 PM (R9abx)

Sea of quantum degeneracy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (l3cgK)

425 @404 the Dem candidate in Maine has a couple kids with his cousin. But the Republicans have a dead gay guy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (vJPf4)

426 420 Lindsey Graham was my Congressman. True story.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (xhfG9)

=======

You upcountry folk know nothing of true South Carolina.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (qGAQr)

427
Like...we've been making gay Lindsay Graham jokes since the W era.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

=================

I think if you google "Miss Lindsey" most of the links will go to conservative social media accounts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 01:34 PM (mmrXZ)

428 But The Blade, he saw something and asked her to a party. She said yes. She got dolled up for the first time that night. Total babe. All the other dudes were like "holy shit, how did we miss that???"
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Well, what happened next, Elric the Paolo?
Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 01:31 PM (77rzZ)
_______

That night? I nearly crashed my car and killed us both. Ended up spinning out into some dude's farm. How the car didn't roll over is beyond me. The date was going great up until that point.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

429 I wish America would cool out with all the ass eating. How bored do you have to get to dine out in the sewer?

But Cosmo says that's what all the cool girls are doing!

Posted by: You average American young woman at October 22, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

430 400 400
Posted by: m at October 22, 2026 01:31 PM (odBC9)

--Not to my knowledge

Posted by: logprof at October 22, 2026 01:34 PM (dq/Ll)

431 No one forced Lewinsky to do anything. She was an adult… she was the pursuer initially as I recall… they’re both so gross

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 22, 2026 01:34 PM (PlkPS)

432 You'll know she's REALLY in trouble when she fakes an injury and starts using a walker everywhere she goes.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 22, 2026 01:34 PM (qmxL/)

433 Presumably the left has no idea we've know Lindsay was gay for 20 years because they don't read the other side

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

434
I feel sure she probably had early cankles then as well as being as mean as a cobra.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 22, 2026 01:32 PM (hzuYO)

Totally checks out.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 01:34 PM (ZxgqD)

435 I read awhile ago that when he brought her home to Arkansas to meet his Mama, other friends wondered why he liked her. It was said she had bad BO and didn't shave her armpits or legs.

I feel sure she probably had early cankles then as well as being as mean as a cobra.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

I've heard that Bill's mom had to teach her how to apply makeup.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 01:34 PM (77rzZ)

436 My own tastes put Asian women high on the gene beauty chart. Up there with the Nordic beauty.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 01:35 PM (n5tGW)

437 406 This thread is going to end with the consensus view that Monica Lewinsky ate Lindsey Graham's ass.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2026 01:31 PM (/OKHJ)

She was fun.

Posted by: Lindsey's ladybugs at October 22, 2026 01:35 PM (Ae6Br)

438 think about how gross Slick Willie's ass was
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Keep going!!!

Posted by: Talarico at October 22, 2026 01:35 PM (ldlqW)

439 432 You'll know she's REALLY in trouble when she fakes an injury and starts using a walker everywhere she goes.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 22, 2026 01:34 PM (qmxL/)

She's already whining she has to move because of the "threats"

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:35 PM (+gK6I)

440 You upcountry folk know nothing of true South Carolina.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (qGAQr)

Lived in Horse Country you bastard don't try to roll me up with those Upcountry folk.

And, yes, I voted for him as my Congressman.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:35 PM (xhfG9)

441 422 I wish America would cool out with all the ass eating. How bored do you have to get to dine out in the sewer?

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (5FlBj)

I hear the gays do it a great deal...I was once told (dunno how true) that the average gay man eats a quarter-pounder of Scheiße every year...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:35 PM (l3cgK)

442 433 Presumably the left has no idea we've know Lindsay was gay for 20 years because they don't read the other side

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

========

"MAGAts love Lindsay Graham because he's doing a bad Tim Walz manliness impression."
-Reddit, 97% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:35 PM (qGAQr)

443 433 Presumably the left has no idea we've know Lindsay was gay for 20 years because they don't read the other side
Posted by: 18-1 at October

And they think we care about it. Surprise!

Posted by: Piper at October 22, 2026 01:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

444 440 You upcountry folk know nothing of true South Carolina.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (qGAQr)

Lived in Horse Country you bastard don't try to roll me up with those Upcountry folk.

And, yes, I voted for him as my Congressman.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:35 PM (xhfG9)

======

Psh...

You lived above sea level?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 22, 2026 01:36 PM (qGAQr)

445 But The Blade, he saw something and asked her to a party. She said yes. She got dolled up for the first time that night. Total babe. All the other dudes were like "holy shit, how did we miss that???"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:26 PM

That's the plot of She's All That and plenty of other moviess
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (ZxgqD)
_______

Sure, the makers of these movies probably had similar experiences in college. But in She's All That, the girl was obviously very attractive, just weird and alternative.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

446
I think the thread is getting into a weird area.
Posted by: Don Black

=================

I'll be happy to jerk it back to Ilhan. I can't get enough of her.

I've NEVER seen her voice fall off a cliff the way it does in that Hayes interview. There are three times where she can't finish a word:

search warrant
Constitution
obnoxious

Her mouth is twitching, her throat is frying, she's gently rocking herself, and she's near tears at some points. I wonder if she took a few tranks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 01:37 PM (mmrXZ)

447 I hear the gays do it a great deal...I was once told (dunno how true) that the average gay man eats a quarter-pounder of Scheiße every year...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:35 PM (l3cgK)

I will never not know that now.

Thanks for that.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:37 PM (xhfG9)

448 I remember the baby wipes conversation in the Hollywood corruption of CHiPs.

Michael Pena was "Paunch" telling Dax Sheppard all about ass eating, and how you were in luck if she had baby wipes.

Disgusting.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:37 PM (Fi81e)

449 But The Blade, he saw something and asked her to a party. She said yes. She got dolled up for the first time that night. Total babe. All the other dudes were like "holy shit, how did we miss that???"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:26 PM

That's the plot of She's All That and plenty of other moviess
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (ZxgqD)

Wait till he tells us the story of how he was in detention in high school, and there were 4 other people, one of them was a hot rich chick that was standoffish (and he later got together with her), and then there was this nerd guy, and an athlete and this weirdo girl...

Posted by: runner at October 22, 2026 01:37 PM (AKptf)

450 He kept that part of him secret for a reason, and a partisan opposition with proof of that secret didn't help him.

Still, I find it funny that there's this assumption that the right had no idea.
==
To a leftist - like the Young Turks - everyone who doesn't agree with them is a dumb hick clinging to bibles and guns. Thus, incapable of appreciating reality. (Which is deliciously ironic given the left complete inability to appreciate reality on the most basic level).

Posted by: You can't make it up at October 22, 2026 01:37 PM (anL5R)

451 I'll be happy to jerk it back to Ilhan. I can't get enough of her.

Are we or are we not doing phrasing?

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:37 PM (xhfG9)

452 Completely off topic… how did I not know that Macho Man Randy Savage died 15 years ago… I got there in a roundabout way but started down the path thinking about Graham’s sudden death…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 22, 2026 01:38 PM (PlkPS)

453 English is meaningless to her and in Somali there's a different word. So she didn't lie.

Posted by: PG at October 22, 2026 01:38 PM (p8CCI)

454 452 Completely off topic… how did I not know that Macho Man Randy Savage died 15 years ago… I got there in a roundabout way but started down the path thinking about Graham’s sudden death…

so sad

and Miss Elizabeth also died too young

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 22, 2026 01:38 PM (qBivk)

455 427
Like...we've been making gay Lindsay Graham jokes since the W era.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

=================

I think if you google "Miss Lindsey" most of the links will go to conservative social media accounts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2026 01:34 PM (mmrXZ)

That's been going on a long, long time. President James Buchanan was referred to as "Miss Nancy" and "Aunt Fancy" by his detractors...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:39 PM (l3cgK)

456 So Monica Lewinsky at least learnt salad tossing during her internship.

Posted by: logprof at October 22, 2026 01:39 PM (dq/Ll)

457 Presumably the left has no idea we've know Lindsay was gay for 20 years because they don't read the other side

Posted by: 18-1 at October 22, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)
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I would not say I ever "knew". Ascertaining it was never an interest to me.

I always cared more about his squishiness than his swishiness.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:39 PM (Fi81e)

458 Wait till he tells us the story of how he was in detention in high school, and there were 4 other people, one of them was a hot rich chick that was standoffish (and he later got together with her), and then there was this nerd guy, and an athlete and this weirdo girl...
==
So Blade was the stoner . . . I get it!

Don't you. Forget about me. Don't Don't Don't

Posted by: You can't make it up or maybe you can at October 22, 2026 01:39 PM (anL5R)

459 Ally Sheedy was so much hotter than Mollie in The Breakfast Club.

Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

460 New one:

STOP THE PRESSES: CENK UYGUR AND OTHER COMMUNIST TERRORISTS REVEAL THAT LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY ALL ALONG!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 01:39 PM (Riz8t)

461 Completely off topic… how did I not know that Macho Man Randy Savage died 15 years ago… I got there in a roundabout way but started down the path thinking about Graham’s sudden death…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 22, 2026 01:38 PM (PlkPS)

Is this like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon but with Randy Savage?

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 22, 2026 01:40 PM (/OKHJ)

462
Even if Hitler looked like Monica Bellucci, the baby-eating is a deal-breaker.
Posted by: logprof at October 22, 2026 01:27 PM (dq/Ll)

You see, I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral - I'll do anything to anything!

But this Moron Horde, my Lord! Never, in all my years, have I encountered such cruel and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the church?

Posted by: The Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells at October 22, 2026 01:40 PM (y9nCu)

463 Nood unbelivable news

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at October 22, 2026 01:40 PM (okun6)

464 Monica Lewinsky is 10x more attractive now than when she was an intern. She turned into a reasonable MILF.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 01:40 PM (Ti9vn)

465 So Monica Lewinsky at least learnt salad tossing during her internship.

Posted by: logprof at October 22, 2026 01:39 PM (dq/Ll)
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Caused some issues at her next job at Sweet Tomatoes.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:41 PM (Fi81e)

466 Never a Lindsey fan, but I'll give him credit for one thing all gay and heteros should do, keep your sex stuff to yourself. We don't need to know.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 22, 2026 01:41 PM (n5tGW)

467 Completely off topic… how did I not know that Macho Man Randy Savage died 15 years ago… I got there in a roundabout way but started down the path thinking about Graham’s sudden death…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 22, 2026 01:38 PM (PlkPS)
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He used to work out at a gym in Staten Island that me and my dad also went to. Saw him several times. Cool guy, not arrogant or elitist. Just worked out by himself. He was ripped up, but much smaller than he looks in the ring. They claimed he was like 6-2. I highly doubt that.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 22, 2026 01:41 PM (iFTx/)

468 >>I hear the gays do it a great deal...I was once told (dunno how true) that the average gay man eats a quarter-pounder of Scheiße every year...

With cheese?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 01:41 PM (viF8m)

469 447 I hear the gays do it a great deal...I was once told (dunno how true) that the average gay man eats a quarter-pounder of Scheiße every year...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:35 PM (l3cgK)

I will never not know that now.

Thanks for that.

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:37 PM (xhfG9)

That's how I felt when I was first told. Sharing is Caring.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:41 PM (l3cgK)

470 STOP THE PRESSES: CENK UYGUR AND OTHER COMMUNIST TERRORISTS REVEAL THAT LINDSEY GRAHAM WAS GAY ALL ALONG!!!
Posted by: Archimedes at October 22, 2026 01:39 PM (Riz8t)

Yeah, we've been discussing this... Isn't Uygur Hassan Pikers Uncle ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 22, 2026 01:41 PM (+gK6I)

471
Michael Pena was "Paunch" telling Dax Sheppard all about ass eating, and how you were in luck if she had baby wipes.

Disgusting.
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:37 PM

That's so foul and why would you talk about that publicly? What is wrong with these people?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 01:41 PM (ZxgqD)

472 It's why Dude Wipes were invented.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2026 01:41 PM (6vuXd)

473 Democrat October Surprise: George Michael was gay

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2026 01:41 PM (ldlqW)

474 Nood flaming ~~congressman~~ skull!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 22, 2026 01:42 PM (vJrRc)

475 452 Completely off topic… how did I not know that Macho Man Randy Savage died 15 years ago… I got there in a roundabout way but started down the path thinking about Graham’s sudden death…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 22, 2026 01:38 PM (PlkPS)

Savavge.
I wish I could post the meme.

Posted by: Reforger at October 22, 2026 01:42 PM (Ae6Br)

476 459 Ally Sheedy was so much hotter than Mollie in The Breakfast Club.
Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

On this we agree.

Peak Ally was "War Games"

Though her turn in Hill St Blues was fun as well ... the little minx

Posted by: browndog says woof at October 22, 2026 01:42 PM (oCio0)

477 459 Ally Sheedy was so much hotter than Mollie in The Breakfast Club.
Posted by: Bulg at October 22, 2026 01:39 PM (77rzZ)

I heard Ally Sheedy got upset that they did the makeover on her character and made her all pretty.

Sad.

I liked Ally Sheedy in Short Circuit. I still have so many quotes I use from that movie.

Disassemble?

(Indian accent)Newton, you know what many people are liking at night? Headlights! (/Indian accent)

Posted by: blaster at October 22, 2026 01:42 PM (xhfG9)

478 Monica Lewinsky is 10x more attractive now than when she was an intern. She turned into a reasonable MILF.

Posted by: polynikes at October 22, 2026 01:40 PM (Ti9vn)
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I knew she was attractive when she was overweight. She definitely had the bone structure for it.

She's just slimmed down a bit.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:42 PM (Fi81e)

479 That's the plot of She's All That and plenty of other moviess
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 22, 2026 01:33 PM (ZxgqD)

Take off her glasses and undo her ponytail!

Posted by: Mia Kirshner, miracle worker at October 22, 2026 01:43 PM (Q6P2R)

480 468 >>I hear the gays do it a great deal...I was once told (dunno how true) that the average gay man eats a quarter-pounder of Scheiße every year...

With cheese?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2026 01:41 PM (viF8m)

Don't ask about the mayo...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (l3cgK)

481 Same as me and Ted Cruz. I cannot vote for that guy!
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2026 01:31 PM

Hermano!

Posted by: John Cornyn (Rino-TX) at October 22, 2026 01:44 PM (0sNs1)

482 It's called the Low Country not because of the elevation, but the Intelligence Quotient.

Posted by: Proud North Carolinian at October 22, 2026 01:46 PM (EdP2u)

483
That's been going on a long, long time. President James Buchanan was referred to as "Miss Nancy" and "Aunt Fancy" by his detractors...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 22, 2026 01:39 PM (l3cgK)

Also, "Mrs King". Because his live-in "friend" was former Vice President William King.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2026 01:52 PM (y9nCu)

484 Her citizenship is based on being 17 when her father was naturalized. But she was 18 and there is no record her father was naturalized. That's her real problem

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 22, 2026 01:53 PM (JNr/z)

485 My Big Fat Greek Wedding was another dork-to-babe transition.

Posted by: logprof at October 22, 2026 01:53 PM (dq/Ll)

486 It's why Dude Wipes were invented.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Shame Monica didn't have some back in the day.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2026 01:58 PM (UjdFS)

487 According to the New York Post, Omar said:

- Agents "went room by room" and "took 17 items," including cellphones, her daughter's old phone, her husband's notebooks, a Somali phrase book and a camera.
- She disputed reports that investigators got her DNA in the search: "I would have seen if they did take anything that had contained DNA."
- She called the search "intrusive but polite," adding that agents "even folded some of my clothing that were not folded." Service with a smile.
- Asked about the financial disclosure that once put her household's net worth at about $30 million (later revised), she described herself as "working class" and living "paycheck to paycheck," with a 2016 Toyota Camry and two rented homes.

Posted by: SMOD at October 22, 2026 03:10 PM (RHGPo)

488 Does that little darkie pay to get her lips blown up?

Posted by: M. Gaga at October 22, 2026 04:56 PM (3p/KU)

489 "Suckin' ain't fuckin'
and eatin' ain't cheatin'!!"
William Jefferson Clinton

Posted by: UncleJefe at October 22, 2026 05:17 PM (DzC+b)

490 George Washington: Avoid entangling alliances.
Thomas Jefferson: All men are created equal.
Abraham Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago ...
John Kennedy: "we shall pay any price, bear any burden ..."
Richard Nixon: "I am not a crook."
Ronald Reagan: "Mr. Chairman, tear down this wall."
George Bush I: "Read my lips: no new taxes."
William Jefferson (BJ) Clinton: "That depends on what the meaning of ' is' is."

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at October 22, 2026 05:51 PM (VrQ+c)

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