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I guess California doesn't get to vote. Problem solved.
Posted by: weew at October 21, 2026 02:20 PM (9TspW) 2
"L.A. officials have confirmed to a federal court that they cannot and have no way to verify a voter's citizenship"
Subpoena the 'officials' and make them say that, individually, under oath. Posted by: gp at October 21, 2026 02:21 PM (Jr5Lq) 3
I've been called a lot of things, but never a Maryland Father.
Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2026 02:21 PM (TN0g+) 4
Any federal funding to CA should cease to exist.
Posted by: toddg at October 21, 2026 02:23 PM (KCFD3) 5
Saw an youtube of a short little Honduran man being detained, and I hope, deported, for registering to vote in CA.
In spite of Newscum and CA, ICE is watching. Let's hope the fear of deportation makes these illegals less bold. Little Honduran was whining and cussing fluently in English. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 21, 2026 02:23 PM (hzuYO) 6
The Federal Government Identified 20,000 Mail-In Votes In California Likely Cast by Illegal Aliens. California Refuses to Segregate These Ballots to Verify the "Voters'" Eligibility to Vote Before Counting Them.
Trump is going to lose this one when it eventually goes to SCOTUS. They have already ruled that states are in control of the voting process in their state per the constitution. All we can hope for is that these prosecutions and others will shut down the illegals voting pipeline and I suspect that is the entire point of these prosecutions. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2026 02:23 PM (I43vL) Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 21, 2026 02:24 PM (qBivk) 8
They have already ruled that states are in control of the voting process in their state per the constitution
so ok what do the rest of the states do when the rotten ones just take their money and ruin their lives? what is the recourse? Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 21, 2026 02:25 PM (qBivk) 9
I used to keep news stories like this in a big bookmark folder in categories like global warming, electric cars, voter fraud, etc. One day around 2012 I realized that nobody gave a damn what the facts were, nobody ever changed their mind.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2026 02:25 PM (TMNW7) 10
I'll bet if someone started swamping the system with Trump votes they'd find a way to detect and block them pretty quickly.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2026 02:25 PM (uhVAy) Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at October 21, 2026 02:25 PM (fapp/) 12
"In addition, California admitted to a federal court they have no mechanism whatsoever to verify that voters are legally eligible and rely exclusively on the voters' say-so that he can cast a legal vote."
I have long been convinced that 10s of millions of illegals vote every year. Yes, I said 10s of millions. I've seen nothing in my life that dissuades me of that belief, and quite a lot (like this post here) that confirms it. Without illegals voting, Democraps would not win a single election anywhere in the country, outside of small leftist AWFuL conclaves. This is why the Dems fight to the death to keep any illegals from being thrown out, because every one that leaves is a lost vote. Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 21, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/) 13
Once counted, they can't be uncounted, so of course.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:25 PM (l3cgK) 14
Didn’t Leslie Stahl just tell us only one or 2 people do this, it’s not a problem?
Posted by: Piper at October 21, 2026 02:25 PM (ZdaMQ) 15
Don't bother paying attention to the cannon fodder at the front of a protest.
Do pay attention to the handler at the very back. ----- I've heard that in many instances there are actually people wearing those yellow-high-visibility vests that immerse themselves in the middle of crowds at protests and they are the actual "leaders"--the protestors know to follow their directions about which streets to advance on, what direction to turn when cops show up, etc. Those vest-wearers should be rounded up when a protest stops being peaceful. Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2026 02:26 PM (TN0g+) 16
Lesley Stahl just nagged Harmeet Dhillon for spending so many resources on "a tiiiinyyyy" number of transgressors. BECAUSE CALIFORNIA WON'T REVEAL THEIR RECORDS, DUH. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 02:26 PM (mmrXZ) 17
Saw an youtube of a short little Honduran man being detained, and I hope, deported, for registering to vote in CA.
In spite of Newscum and CA, ICE is watching. Let's hope the fear of deportation makes these illegals less bold. Little Honduran was whining and cussing fluently in English. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 21, 2026 02:23 PM (hzuYO) They should go after the hired help of Dem politicians in the state. Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2026 02:26 PM (uhVAy) 18
2 "L.A. officials have confirmed to a federal court that they cannot and have no way to verify a voter's citizenship"
Subpoena the 'officials' and make them say that, individually, under oath. Posted by: gp at October 21, 2026 02:21 PM (Jr5Lq) Unlike every business who can vet if an potential employee is legal or not... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:26 PM (l3cgK) 19
Lesley Stahl just nagged Harmeet Dhillon for spending so many resources on "a tiiiinyyyy" number of transgressors.
BECAUSE CALIFORNIA WON'T REVEAL THEIR RECORDS, DUH. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 02:26 PM (mmrXZ) How does she know its tiny? Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2026 02:27 PM (uhVAy) 20
>>> 12 "In addition, California admitted to a federal court they have no mechanism whatsoever to verify that voters are legally eligible and rely exclusively on the voters' say-so that he can cast a legal vote."
I have long been convinced that 10s of millions of illegals vote every year. Yes, I said 10s of millions. I've seen nothing in my life that dissuades me of that belief, and quite a lot (like this post here) that confirms it. Without illegals voting, Democraps would not win a single election anywhere in the country, outside of small leftist AWFuL conclaves. This is why the Dems fight to the death to keep any illegals from being thrown out, because every one that leaves is a lost vote. Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 21, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/) EVERY sensitive system on the fcking planet is subject to auditing, except US voting. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 02:27 PM (jb8Ss) 21
A fucking cat video gets more views than this information.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2026 02:27 PM (ua/lL) 22
>>Trump is going to lose this one when it eventually goes to SCOTUS. They have already ruled that states are in control of the voting process in their state per the constitution. All we can hope for is that these prosecutions and others will shut down the illegals voting pipeline and I suspect that is the entire point of these prosecutions.
Don't think so. Not only did the DOJ send out the list of 20,000 names they suspected were not eligible to vote, the DOJ told them that election officials could be charged with a felony for every illegal vote they allowed to be counted after they were made aware the voter was not eligible. California officials ignore them. They seemed to have laid a trap and Newsom being the dope he is walked right into it. Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2026 02:27 PM (viF8m) 23
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Lesley Stahl just nagged Harmeet Dhillon for spending so many resources on "a tiiiinyyyy" number of transgressors. BECAUSE CALIFORNIA WON'T REVEAL THEIR RECORDS, DUH. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 02:26 PM (mmrXZ) It doesn't exist in statistics if you don't collect the statistics (and to the investigations and arrests). Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:27 PM (l3cgK) 24
And the Dems are sung Trump for trying to remove them from the voter rolls...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2026 02:27 PM (+gK6I) 25
If the Republicans hold the House they should refuse to seat the California Congressional delegation until the voting rolls are purged if illegals.
I'm sure Mike Johnson has the balls to do it. Hehehehehe, cough, hehehehe Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 21, 2026 02:27 PM (vJPf4) 26
The goal of these states is to make is so easy to "accidentally" vote when not eligible, that that itself becomes the defense.
"You can't blame poor stupid Juan, he didn't know. The state registered him when he went for Medical. The state sent him the ballot. It is not his fault" But what should happen is anyone voting illegally should be immediately deported, and all assets confiscated. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 02:27 PM (fav1R) 27
I've heard that in many instances there are actually people wearing those yellow-high-visibility vests that immerse themselves in the middle of crowds at protests and they are the actual "leaders"--the protestors know to follow their directions about which streets to advance on, what direction to turn when cops show up, etc.
Those vest-wearers should be rounded up when a protest stops being peaceful. Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2026 02:26 PM (TN0g+) Just add some vest wearers of your own. Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2026 02:28 PM (uhVAy) 28
I'm not loving the admin's wording on this btw - "diluting"
"illegals voting dilutes the votes of citizens" way way too weak! it invalidates - it cancels - legal citizens' votes your legal votes are completely erased by the illicit ones make it sounds as bad as it is! "dilute"??!!! what is it, a redhead? Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 21, 2026 02:28 PM (qBivk) 29
CA then filed some thing claiming they did some sort of "spot check" of a list and--sit down for this, you're going to be shocked--all the ones they checked were legitimate.
Where the issue is from a list on a thumb-drive that they refused to open. And it was a totally honest, random check. Because they wouldn't lie to a court. And it was not a spot check of some other list and a sleight-of-hand to suggest it was the same list. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2026 02:28 PM (3cUTc) 30
Why is the Secretary of State not in leg chains?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2026 02:28 PM (RIvkX) 31
I've heard that in many instances there are actually people wearing those yellow-high-visibility vests that immerse themselves in the middle of crowds at protests and they are the actual "leaders"--the protestors know to follow their directions about which streets to advance on, what direction to turn when cops show up, etc.
Those vest-wearers should be rounded up when a protest stops being peaceful. Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2026 02:26 PM (TN0g+) Just add some vest wearers of your own. ----- Can you imagine the stench? Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2026 02:28 PM (TN0g+) 32
The L.A. mayor primary made it obvious the two party system there is Castroites vs. Maoists. Posted by: Auspex at October 21, 2026 02:28 PM (Y8DZL) 33
24 And the Dems are sung Trump for trying to remove them from the voter rolls...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2026 02:27 PM (+gK6I) If the actual dems being removed from the voter rolls sued, it would make finding them easier... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:28 PM (l3cgK) 34
In more important news:
I got the deluxe 4K physical release of Bride of Re-Animator completely for free in the mail today. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 02:28 PM (qGAQr) 35
Crusader, exactly.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2026 02:29 PM (ua/lL) 36
I thought the new required Drivers License/ ID was supposed to confirm citizenship? I know illegals con that system too but it's a lot harder to get a fake birth certificate or find the right person to bribe.
Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 02:29 PM (Ti9vn) 37
BTW Genius Governor claims these arrests are "PROOF" there is no fraud.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2026 02:29 PM (RIvkX) 38
They have already ruled that states are in control of the voting process in their state per the constitution
so ok what do the rest of the states do when the rotten ones just take their money and ruin their lives? what is the recourse? Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 21, 2026 02:25 PM SCOTUS is the sole arbiter of any disputes between the separate states per the constitution. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2026 02:29 PM (I43vL) 39
Without illegals voting, Democraps would not win a single election anywhere in the country, outside of small leftist AWFuL conclaves. This is why the Dems fight to the death to keep any illegals from being thrown out, because every one that leaves is a lost vote.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 21, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/) EVERY sensitive system on the fcking planet is subject to auditing, except US voting. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 02:27 PM (jb8Ss) Don't forget the additional fraud in every major city by legal dead people, legal people who did not vote but had one added...and has been going on for a century and a half. Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2026 02:30 PM (uhVAy) 40
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2026 02:29 PM (I43vL)
If I sued Kalifornia, I'd have no standing... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:30 PM (l3cgK) 41
Question for horde lawyers:
If Federal law limits voting to citizens and the Feds provide a means to verify citizenship to the state, but California makes a deliberate decision to not use the system and allow non-citizens to vote, does liability attach to anyone there? Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2026 02:31 PM (ALmBW) 42
>>> 36 I thought the new required Drivers License/ ID was supposed to confirm citizenship? I know illegals con that system too but it's a lot harder to get a fake birth certificate or find the right person to bribe.
Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 02:29 PM (Ti9vn) DLs are issued by states. CA (and others) have very loudly proclaimed they will continue issuing DLs and especially CDLs to any Juan, Pajeet or Muhammad who wants one. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 02:31 PM (jb8Ss) 43
26 The goal of these states is to make is so easy to "accidentally" vote when not eligible, that that itself becomes the defense.
"You can't blame poor stupid Juan, he didn't know. The state registered him when he went for Medical. The state sent him the ballot. It is not his fault" But what should happen is anyone voting illegally should be immediately deported, and all assets confiscated. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 02:27 PM (fav1R) ==== Not keeping clean voter rolls is in violation of HAVA and has been for decades now. Trump's DOJ seems to be making preliminary legal moves to prosecuting state officials under HAVA by proving they aren't maintaining voter rolls properly by proving that they're enrolling illegal voters without checks. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 02:31 PM (qGAQr) 44
We can't have nice things here.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 21, 2026 02:31 PM (gHA1U) 45
I have long been convinced that 10s of millions of illegals vote every year. Yes, I said 10s of millions."
No argument from me. .. Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 02:32 PM (pfXMo) 46
I've been called a lot of things, but never a Maryland Father.
Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2026 02:21 PM (TN0g+) We're not all election fraudsters Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2026 02:34 PM (h4J+2) 47
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 02:31 PM (jb8Ss)
Then they are violating federal legislation if they are providing without proof of citizenship. Federal highway funds should be withheld until they comply. Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 02:34 PM (Ti9vn) 48
45 I have long been convinced that 10s of millions of illegals vote every year. Yes, I said 10s of millions."
No argument from me. .. Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 02:32 PM (pfXMo) Illegal votes from Me-HI-co! More that just e. coli infected veggies and avocados! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:34 PM (l3cgK) 49
Trump is going to lose this one when it eventually goes to SCOTUS. They have already ruled that states are in control of the voting process in their state per the constitution.
--- Not exactly. Time, manner and place are left up to the states. But eligibility to vote is determined by the Constitution. And the other cases you're probably thinking of were decided on the narrow grounds that the federal government hadn't passed legislation on that issue--but clearly left open "if there was a law, we'd rule otherwise." Hence, the SAVE Act. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2026 02:35 PM (3cUTc) 50
How does she know its tiny? Posted by: Oldcat =============== They've only found three. Therefore there are only three. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 02:35 PM (mmrXZ) 51
thought the new required Drivers License/ ID was supposed to confirm citizenship? I know illegals con that system too but it's a lot harder to get a fake birth certificate or find the right person to bribe"
Go look up the licenses issued to the various trucking firm employees... lots of "stars". IIRC, couple of states had employees rubber stamping applications.. Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 02:35 PM (pfXMo) 52
SCOTUS is the sole arbiter of any disputes between the separate states per the constitution.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2026 02:29 PM (I43vL) Only with the proper "standing" *eye roll* Posted by: Doof at October 21, 2026 02:35 PM (h4J+2) 53
Seen any of the anti-Prop 39 ads? They all start with Donald Trump. Please, I already planned to vote for it; I don't need more persuasion!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:35 PM (l3cgK) 54
I wish the DOJ would do the same in Houston, Dallas and San Antonio.
Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 02:36 PM (Ti9vn) 55
california claims it has no mechanism to verify compliance or enforce the law.
In past administrations, this would be considered a check-mate to any further action towards getting a state into compliance with federal law. I cannot believe that Trump and his coterie of war-gamers do not have a counter to this claim. Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2026 02:36 PM (rbvCR) 56
Question for horde lawyers:
If Federal law limits voting to citizens and the Feds provide a means to verify citizenship to the state, but California makes a deliberate decision to not use the system and allow non-citizens to vote, does liability attach to anyone there? Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2026 02:31 PM That question is going to have to be answered by SCOTUS. Two weeks ago a federal district judge in miami ruled that prohibiting non citizens from voting in federal elections is unconstitutional. Pretty sure we are being set up and the liberals are hoping this ruling gets appealed and goes all the way to SCOTUS. And after the ruling in the birthright citizenship case it stands a good chance of being upheld allowing all non citizens to vote in federal elections. The democrats are playing the long game here. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2026 02:36 PM (I43vL) 57
With government numbers 20,000 is really more like 200,000.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 21, 2026 02:36 PM (6ydKt) 58
45 I have long been convinced that 10s of millions of illegals vote every year. Yes, I said 10s of millions."
No argument from me. .. Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 02:32 PM (pfXMo) I found a termite in my house. It's the only one that's in my house. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:36 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 02:36 PM (pfXMo) 60
21 states sued over election irregularities and SCOTUS pissed all over them.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2026 02:37 PM (ua/lL) 61
I wish the DOJ would do the same in Houston, Dallas and San Antonio.
Yes. There is a very strong argument that sunlight is even more necessary in states that might possibly still have the courage to do something about it, before its too late and they dont. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 21, 2026 02:37 PM (kYmoU) 62
Dear God, hear my prayer. Should I ever be arrested and paraded in hand-cuffs before the cameras of the media, please keep me from the humiliation of wearing red plaid pajama bottoms as well.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2026 02:38 PM (rbvCR) 63
55 california claims it has no mechanism to verify compliance or enforce the law.
In past administrations, this would be considered a check-mate to any further action towards getting a state into compliance with federal law. I cannot believe that Trump and his coterie of war-gamers do not have a counter to this claim. Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2026 02:36 PM (rbvCR) As I wrote before, Isn't there a Federal Website companies can use to vet the legality of employees? I mean, at least run the names and SS through that system for folks on the voter rolls, right? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:38 PM (l3cgK) 64
Take that list of 20,000 illegals and have ICE purge those voter rolls.
Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 02:38 PM (Ti9vn) 65
64 Take that list of 20,000 illegals and have ICE purge those voter rolls.
Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 02:38 PM (Ti9vn) ======= The 20,000 weren't illegals. They were legal visa holders who didn't have the right to register in federal elections. Green card holders, etc. They're probably on the chopping block to have those visas revoked, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 02:39 PM (qGAQr) 66
", Isn't there a Federal Website companies can use to vet the legality of employees?"
e-verify.gov. It exists. Posted by: gp at October 21, 2026 02:39 PM (Jr5Lq) 67
>>Not exactly.
>>Time, manner and place are left up to the states. >>But eligibility to vote is determined by the Constitution. National Voter Registration Act of 1993. One of the requirements is that states are required to clean their voter rolls to insure only eligible voters are voting. It's not a request, it's the law. But it has been ignored by many states for years because nobody did anything about it. Harmeet Dhillon got many state voter rolls over the last year and a half but not all states complied and they are being sued. That's why the DOJ warned CA about the 20,000 illegals they knew of. They told Newsom's administration and they ignored him. That's how they knew to arrest those 28 so fast. They were waiting for them. Somebody(s) in CA is getting indicted. Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2026 02:39 PM (viF8m) 68
Could be worse, could have a vouching system where one person can vouch for up to 8 others as in MN.
Posted by: beckster at October 21, 2026 02:40 PM (kX27y) 69
The Federal courts will say Congress will have to pass a law that says only US citizens can vote in elections, I guess. And of course Congress will not do that. So that means illegals can vote all they want to and that is exactly what the Democrats want.
Posted by: Case at October 21, 2026 02:40 PM (Dd7BU) 70
I've heard that in many instances there are actually people wearing those yellow-high-visibility vests that immerse themselves in the middle of crowds at protests and they are the actual "leaders"--the protestors know to follow their directions about which streets to advance on, what direction to turn when cops show up, etc. Those vest-wearers should be rounded up when a protest stops being peaceful. Posted by: Crusader at October 21, 2026 02:26 PM (TN0g+) Start towing away all the charter busses that are parked a couple of blocks away. First off, the charter companies will have to rethink who they rent to. Kind of hard to run a bus company if you don't have busses. Plus, the paid rioters don't have a ride to their staging areas where their personal cars are parked. Make the fuckers walk home. Or if the local commie cocksucker city government starts complaining about the Feds and jurisdiction, just follow the busses after the riot until they park, then detain them as they exit. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2026 02:40 PM (y9nCu) 71
I used to keep news stories like this in a big bookmark folder in categories like global warming, electric cars, voter fraud, etc. One day around 2012 I realized that nobody gave a damn what the facts were, nobody ever changed their mind.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2026 02:25 PM (TMNW7 I saw this today, and it struck a neve (possibly because it validates my own beliefs on the subject). I post it because it seems germane. Matthew Pierce @MJPiercello · 6h "The premise is that intelligence is not a neutral information processor. It is a preference-bound system that both CAN and, by structure, CANNOT AVOID filtering, reframing, or ignoring evidence to protect a preferred model of the world. "Under that constraint, civilizational epistemology cannot rely on “just be objective” or “educate people better.” It has to treat motivated reasoning as a permanent load-bearing feature and design around it." Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2026 02:40 PM (rbvCR) 72
Yoo-hoo!
Posted by: eVerify at October 21, 2026 02:40 PM (RIvkX) 73
I found a cockroach in my shed. There is only that roach.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2026 02:41 PM (r2Icn) 74
DOJ would do the same in Houston, Dallas and San Antonio"
Trump 1 pulled a good one - they got Harris county to agree to DOJ monitoring due to - disabled accessibility. Brilliant. Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 02:41 PM (pfXMo) 75
Somebody(s) in CA is getting indicted.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2026 02:39 PM (viF8m) =================== On what charge? Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2026 02:41 PM (eCS0V) Posted by: Nothing is going to happen guy #24 at October 21, 2026 02:41 PM (anL5R) 77
Neil Bush takes time off of rogering Asian girls (who love him because he's so studly) to endorse Talarico
x.com DeskofMattCone/status/2112902029978882369 Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 02:41 PM (88C+u) 78
68 Could be worse, could have a vouching system where one person can vouch for up to 8 others as in MN.
Posted by: beckster at October 21, 2026 02:40 PM (kX27y) Reminds me of that woman in SF who, after the quake and fires, was listed as the mother of over 50 chinese men... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:42 PM (l3cgK) 79
The last time California probably had a reasonably tight election was the state referendum on Illegals getting access to public benefits like schools and ER access.
It went 60/40 No Free Ride. Prop 187. '94. Say all the great things about Reagan you wish. Yes, he borrowed money to bankrupt the Russians. He also gave away California with Amnesty. Posted by: I Remember at October 21, 2026 02:42 PM (DCI1G) 80
Hey, can we arrest state officials who refuse to audit voter rolls? I'd almost rather see that than the arrest of people who were allowed to vote illegally.
Posted by: Emmie at October 21, 2026 02:42 PM (gvM6N) 81
Posted by: Nothing is going to happen guy #24 at October 21, 2026 02:41 PM
I know the DNC pays well, but that joke is inoperative if you're paying any attention at all. Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2026 02:42 PM (2ocoG) 82
There is a built-in recourse for this - States can sue other States that facilitate vote fraud, and then go to the SC - it's called the " go fuck yourselves bitches, you lack standing, so take a knee and smile like a donut for Joe Biden" precedent.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2026 02:42 PM (BI5O2) 83
Those who illegally voted may be telling the truth about not having voted themselves. I've long suspected that the Donks have been using addresses to register voters without the individuals knowledge. A mail-in ballot is then filled out and inserted into the system for counting. It isn't the voting machines that are the problem. Its the Democrat machine where the fraud occurs.
"We've created the largest voter fraud operation in history"- Joseph Robinette Biden Jr 2020 Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at October 21, 2026 02:42 PM (BBM8q) 84
Or if the local commie cocksucker city government starts complaining about the Feds and jurisdiction, just follow the busses after the riot until they park, then detain them as they exit.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2026 02:40 PM (y9nCu) ===== Your plan lacks helicopters. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2026 02:42 PM (RIvkX) 85
They're probably on the chopping block to have those visas revoked, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 02:39 PM (qGAQr) Have ICE personally revoke the visas via written order and escort them to the airport. Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 02:43 PM (Ti9vn) 86
Q: 'So what would you say you do around here?'
LA Officials: 'Nothing. It's a sweet gig.' Posted by: gp at October 21, 2026 02:43 PM (Jr5Lq) 87
>>The Federal courts will say Congress will have to pass a law that says only US citizens can vote in elections, I guess. And of course Congress will not do that.
It's already federal law. Only US citizens can vote in federal elections. Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2026 02:43 PM (viF8m) 88
Just remember who won't pass the SAVE Act.
We expect the cheating Marxist traitors to be cheating Marxist traitors. But the GOP comes begging for your vote and money every couple years and to help them FIGHT. Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 02:43 PM (pV18s) 89
Last night I had a brief interlude of watching illegals being rounded up. *Rawhide!* song theme in my head.
There was a fender bender on the interstate in FL. The driver of the car who hit was Hispanic and released. The van that was hit held a womman and man of same origin. Sweating profusely (well, FL humidity) and shifty eyes. Deputy asked for ID and she refused, wanted lawyuh, porque. Man gave ID. Both detained as they were being processed. She would not give country of origin, yet had been in the USA 26yrs and no habla English (right). A daughter arrives to help (cop had translater cop on phone). He explains he's been very patient with this BS (he didn't say BS) and that the two of them were going to be processed somewhere by ICE. More sweating and shifty eyes. Daughter says Madre is here legally as, "she has work papers." Right!!! Deputy tells her she's being processed (while thinking, "Tough sheet, womman, GET OUT!"). Then I went on to other things. These youtubes are abundant. Then we have the entertaining, "soverign citizens," of all colors and races youtubes for my entertainment. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 21, 2026 02:44 PM (hzuYO) 90
84 Or if the local commie cocksucker city government starts complaining about the Feds and jurisdiction, just follow the busses after the riot until they park, then detain them as they exit.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2026 02:40 PM (y9nCu) ===== Your plan lacks helicopters. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2026 02:42 PM (RIvkX) You'll need large ones to pick up and drop those buses... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:44 PM (l3cgK) 91
The Federal courts will say Congress will have to pass a law that says only US citizens can vote in elections, I guess. And of course Congress will not do that. So that means illegals can vote all they want to and that is exactly what the Democrats want.
Posted by: Case at October 21, 2026 02:40 PM Congress already made a law twenty plus years ago and it was ruled unconstitutional two weeks ago by a federal district judge in miami. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2026 02:44 PM (I43vL) Posted by: nurse ratched at October 21, 2026 02:44 PM (W2Pud) 93
>>> 80 Hey, can we arrest state officials who refuse to audit voter rolls? I'd almost rather see that than the arrest of people who were allowed to vote illegally.
Posted by: Emmie at October 21, 2026 02:42 PM (gvM6N) Why not both? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 02:44 PM (jb8Ss) 94
92 Deport
Deport Deport the fucking lot! Posted by: nurse ratched at October 21, 2026 02:44 PM (W2Pud) Something ICE Tatoo from Fantasy Island would say? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:44 PM (l3cgK) 95
This report is the equivalent of water is wet and elephants have trunks…. CA is totally and completely corrupt
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 21, 2026 02:45 PM (PlkPS) 96
91 Congress already made a law twenty plus years ago and it was ruled unconstitutional two weeks ago by a federal district judge in miami.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2026 02:44 PM (I43vL) ======= It's a good thing for Democrats that district courts are the final say in the US court system. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 02:45 PM (qGAQr) 97
I may be wandering off for a week or so. The whole online environment, Twitter and here and everywhere, seems to be engineered to make everyone rabid and afraid for the run up to the elections.
I can only do so much to alleviate other people's worries since so many people are dedicated to running around with their hair on fire and communicating their fear by biting everyone. I am not dealing well with it, since my way of dealing with things that disturb me is to be a total and complete asshole. Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2026 02:45 PM (rbvCR) 98
Since SCOTUS doesn't want to deal with this, I suggest letting them know that if it keeps up, they themselves are going to be excess baggage and without any sort of protection from the unwashed masses.
How many justices the left thinks they need there, if any at all, is up in the air. But it won't be but one or two of the clowns there now. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2026 02:45 PM (RORbl) 99
If california is run like a 3rd world shithouse, why is it allowed statehood?
Posted by: Mad House at October 21, 2026 02:45 PM (8EQTH) 100
You'll need large ones to pick up and drop those buses...
Those can be counterweights for the trebuchets. Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2026 02:45 PM (2ocoG) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 21, 2026 02:46 PM (DH2tQ) 102
93 >>> 80 Hey, can we arrest state officials who refuse to audit voter rolls? I'd almost rather see that than the arrest of people who were allowed to vote illegally.
Posted by: Emmie at October 21, 2026 02:42 PM (gvM6N) Why not both? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 02:44 PM (jb8Ss) I think officials that say then can't do anything should sign documents under penalty of perjury and prison that they can't then show evidence that they can so they can be arrested on Federal charges... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:46 PM (l3cgK) 103
Shipwreckedcrew (on X) is all over this with some interesting information - something about "knowing" and there could be arrests as the DOJ informed the state in advance these people would be illegally voting in a federal election.
He said there are shenanigans going on with judicial assignment to this case (my shocked face). Then, California came out and said that "only" 30% of the 1% sample on the list were mailed ballots. There is a reason California passed a law that fraud cannot be investigated, and it is not due to lack of fraud of false allegations. Posted by: Ann at October 21, 2026 02:46 PM (SHHm+) 104
Just came across this great political ad. Running for MN Sec of State
https://youtu.be/lwYWCVrYF7c Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 21, 2026 02:46 PM (JNr/z) 105
97 I am not dealing well with it, since my way of dealing with things that disturb me is to be a total and complete asshole.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2026 02:45 PM (rbvCR) = Mockery of bedwetters is always healthy. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 02:46 PM (qGAQr) 106
people are dedicated to running around with their hair on fire and communicating their fear by biting everyone."
*passes over another flaming pitchfork... Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 02:47 PM (pfXMo) 107
>>> 97 I may be wandering off for a week or so. The whole online environment, Twitter and here and everywhere, seems to be engineered to make everyone rabid and afraid for the run up to the elections.
I can only do so much to alleviate other people's worries since so many people are dedicated to running around with their hair on fire and communicating their fear by biting everyone. I am not dealing well with it, since my way of dealing with things that disturb me is to be a total and complete asshole. Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2026 02:45 PM (rbvCR) We expect a full report on your canning activities in the next Food Thread you join! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 02:47 PM (jb8Ss) 108
99 If california is run like a 3rd world shithouse, why is it allowed statehood?
Posted by: Mad House at October 21, 2026 02:45 PM (8EQTH) Because, at some time in the past, it wasn't. We had governors like Ronald Reagan. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:47 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 02:48 PM (pfXMo) 110
people are dedicated to running around with their hair on fire and communicating their fear by biting everyone.
And others need everyone to just "stay calm". Even while the Titanic sinks. Ain't that band great ? Look at those deck chairs. It works both ways. Posted by: I Remember at October 21, 2026 02:48 PM (DCI1G) 111
I'm seeing some stuff how CA is trying to set up a "well, we had no way of knowing/could not know if these people were eligible or not" defense.
And the response is to note that intentional/willful ignorance is not a defense. And I'll echo those above that this is Trump laying a very careful trap. And the CA Dems are stupid enough to 1) walk into it and 2) think screaming "racism" will save them. There's more to the 20k list than just a list of random names .... Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2026 02:48 PM (3cUTc) 112
Trump's DOJ seems to be making preliminary legal moves to prosecuting state officials under HAVA by proving they aren't maintaining voter rolls properly by proving that they're enrolling illegal voters without checks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison ------------- It won't happen. they are too protected. Can't go after the voters Can't go after gov. (immunity, limited responsibility, dem judges,...) Can't toss out bad precincts or states (claim it punishes legit voters, but illegal votes punish legit voters.) Our elections are like the fenty addicts bent over on the street -- everyone knows the situation is bad, but too many people profit and no way to shoot them. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 02:48 PM (fav1R) 113
You don't enjoy being lectured on how you are a bad Christian if you don't support open borders for "immigrants"?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 21, 2026 02:49 PM (JNr/z) 114
112 It won't happen. they are too protected.
Can't go after the voters Can't go after gov. (immunity, limited responsibility, dem judges,...) Can't toss out bad precincts or states (claim it punishes legit voters, but illegal votes punish legit voters.) Our elections are like the fenty addicts bent over on the street -- everyone knows the situation is bad, but too many people profit and no way to shoot them. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 02:48 PM (fav1R) ======= Well, then I guess there's no way to win and we should all just stop paying attention to politics and go fishing. If there's no way to beat back cheating at any level, then Trump will never become president in 2024. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 02:49 PM (qGAQr) 115
113 You don't enjoy being lectured on how you are a bad Christian if you don't support open borders for "immigrants"?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 21, 2026 02:49 PM (JNr/z) ========= "I do!" -David French, loving the shame for the kink of it Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 02:49 PM (qGAQr) 116
Our elections are like the fenty addicts bent over on the street -- everyone knows the situation is bad, but too many people profit and no way to shoot them.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 02:48 PM (fav1R) except by giving them needles to continue shooting themselves... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:49 PM (l3cgK) 117
You don't enjoy being lectured on how you are a bad Christian if you don't support open borders for "immigrants"?"
Tallywhacker, that you? Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 02:50 PM (pfXMo) 118
Just voted in St. Johns County, FL. Line out the door (first day of early in-person voting). First time I had to show id since I lived in VA several years ago.
Massachusetts, meanwhile, sent me a letter last month regarding health insurance that acknowledged I had just moved out of state. Enclosed was a voter registration form for ... Massachusetts. You can't make this up. Total, open corruption in blue states. Posted by: Massachewsit at October 21, 2026 02:50 PM (Ovx+P) 119
With their latest statement by CA elections officials; they are throwing the County Registrars / Clerks of the 58 Counties under the bus.
https://x.com/Rickisback_ON_X/ status/2112954902939041919 Posted by: Ann at October 21, 2026 02:50 PM (SHHm+) 120
Neil Bush takes time off of rogering Asian girls (who love him because he's so studly) to endorse Talarico
x.com DeskofMattCone/status/2112902029978882369 Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 02:41 PM (88C+u) ================= Not just banging Thai hookers, Neil's career includes S&L loan work (right before the S&L crisis), insider trading, China "advisory work" and marital infidelity with coworkers. Neil is the kind of guy you should hope would NOT endorse you, if you were a normal candidate. Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2026 02:50 PM (XLsFA) 121
From America's Sweetheart Thread:
177 The Supreme Court is the source of 90% of America's problems. I think that 90% of our problems are we men being too lazy and too afraid to upset crazy women and letting them ruin everything Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2026 01:57 PM (TMNW7) This is so spot-on I want to nominate it for COMMENT OF THE CENTURY! We have only ourselves to blame. We tolerate weak, infantile men in our midst. We subject ourselves to shrieking, harpie girl 'bosses'. We say nothing to child-mutilation, perversion of Gods Word and other sacrilege, yet we wonder why things are the way they are. We're too comfortable in our affluence and leisure to risk making a stand and speaking out. I denounce myself personally as guilty of all the above. Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at October 21, 2026 02:51 PM (QGaXH) 122
Why not both?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 02:44 PM (jb8Ss) That is optimal. Posted by: Emmie at October 21, 2026 02:51 PM (gvM6N) 123
I'm gobsmacked that a state that refuses to allow an individual to show their legitimate ID for voting just can't verify who's actually voting....
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 21, 2026 02:51 PM (qBdHI) 124
Massachusetts, meanwhile, sent me a letter last month regarding health insurance that acknowledged I had just moved out of state. Enclosed was a voter registration form for ... Massachusetts. You can't make this up. Total, open corruption in blue states.
The entire global(ist) left was being propped up by USAID and fraud. USAID is dead, and fraud is being attacked. Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2026 02:51 PM (2ocoG) 125
You don't enjoy being lectured on how you are a bad Christian if you don't support open borders for "immigrants"?
== Well, you could be more "welcoming" you know. Posted by: Neurotic Karen dreaming of swarthy invaders at October 21, 2026 02:51 PM (anL5R) 126
I am not dealing well with it, since my way of dealing with things that disturb me is to be a total and complete asshole. Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2026 02:45 PM (rbvCR) Don't be so hard on yourself, that sounds like a perfectly reasonable reaction. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2026 02:51 PM (y9nCu) 127
we should all just stop paying attention to politics and go fishing."
Throw in range time and I'm in! Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 02:51 PM (pfXMo) 128
We expect a full report on your canning activities in the next Food Thread you join!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 02:47 PM (jb8Ss) Season is mostly done, the rest of the year is going to be meats and sausages if I get around to it. Thank you Honey, you are wonderful. Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2026 02:51 PM (rbvCR) 129
127 we should all just stop paying attention to politics and go fishing."
Throw in range time and I'm in! Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 02:51 PM (pfXMo) ======= I guess I can dial into my next meeting in less than 10 minutes and think about software implementation for a bit. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 02:52 PM (qGAQr) 130
>>> 114
======= Well, then I guess there's no way to win and we should all just stop paying attention to politics and go fishing. If there's no way to beat back cheating at any level, then Trump will never become president in 2024. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 02:49 PM (qGAQr) The commies did manage to put Data in Drag in the VA governor's office. But that doesn't mean I'm going to set my hair on fire if things don't go as expected. Different problem scenarios open up different options for *solving* problems. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 02:52 PM (jb8Ss) 131
Straighten up and fly right!
Western Lensman @WesternLensman Bill Clinton is actually attempting a lecture on civility in politics. He says you shouldn't demonize or put labels on your political opponent. Also, "Don't call people names just because they disagree with you." This is hilarious. Has Bill met his wife? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 21, 2026 02:52 PM (ndZc7) 132
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 02:49 PM (qGAQr)
This is more of a death by a thousand cuts or one step forward , two steps back. But I agree that you can't give up out of frustration and get as many victories as you can . Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 02:52 PM (Ti9vn) 133
You don't enjoy being lectured on how you are a bad Christian if you don't support open borders for "immigrants"?"
I've got a pretty simple reply. Jesus was a whole lot more forgiving than me. Posted by: I Remember at October 21, 2026 02:52 PM (DCI1G) 134
77 Neil Bush takes time off of rogering Asian girls (who love him because he's so studly) to endorse Talarico
x.com DeskofMattCone/status/2112902029978882369 Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 02:41 PM (88C+u) I just saw that a few minutes ago. The GOPe is so butthurt over their boy Cornyn losing they’re doing everything they can to take Paxton down. Posted by: TxAnn at October 21, 2026 02:53 PM (itAg7) 135
Incidentally, someone mailed professionally printed flyers claiming to be from the Talerico campaign to every child in Texas telling them how to be emancipated if they'd like to make an appointment with the dicksaw.
The Democrats insist it's dirty tricks and they didn't do it. I doubt that because while the RNC has improved, it's not *that* clever. Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2026 02:53 PM (2ocoG) 136
Yahoo News: Armed federal agents knock on doors looking for noncitizen voters. The operation is part of an effort to root out potential noncitizen voters ahead of the midterms. DHS has alleged that there could be as many as 250,000 citizens illegally registered to vote, although election experts have disputed the accuracy of this figure.
"There are allegedly 28 noncitizens registered to vote in California." OUT OF 25,000,000 PEOPLE. I hope they knock on my door because my wife has a green card. I’ve always loved roasting pigs to their faces. They don’t care if you have a green card or another legal reason to be here they have deported and killed people who were born here it was never about citizenship These goddamned fascists will do anything to increase voter intimidation. 100% these aren’t just random door-to-door knocks and are targeting specific areas and households, even though we already know, non-citizen voting is a virtual non-issue. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 21, 2026 02:53 PM (t19vo) 137
How this is supposed to work ---
Voting roles are legal documents and should be controlled and public and fixed weeks before an election (no late or same day registration.) This is necessary to allow the public (mostly through the parties) to canvass and make sure the names on the list are real, the people exist, and the addresses are valid. This is all part of the necessary process and how it used to be done. The dems have attacked this at every step. This is the magic of the "dominion system," not the voting, but the registration process. Verification of the rolls should be done by the parties, with local input from local candidates who have a stake in the election. If errors, fraud, etc. are found they go to judge and judge forces state (or usually county or city) to fix it. That has to happen weeks before election. Dems have made it all impossible. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 02:53 PM (fav1R) 138
Huck Follywood: Neil "Bitchez n' Dough" Bush must be some of that "character" that Texans are told matters so much when casting a vote.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 02:53 PM (88C+u) 139
Enclosed was a voter registration form for ... Massachusetts"
Meh. I moved to Texas... and am still registered to vote in VA, and even voted in '16... Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 02:53 PM (pfXMo) 140
131 Straighten up and fly right!
Western Lensman @WesternLensman Bill Clinton is actually attempting a lecture on civility in politics. He says you shouldn't demonize or put labels on your political opponent. Also, "Don't call people names just because they disagree with you." This is hilarious. Has Bill met his wife? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 21, 2026 02:52 PM (ndZc7) Also, IIRC, Der Slick there attempted to link the Oklahoma City Bombing with Rush Limbaugh and his listeners (which included me back in the day, even very young me). Posted by: Thrawn at October 21, 2026 02:54 PM (oPFtC) 141
Oregon recently caught a couple of dozen illegals voting.
Oregon state government elected not to prosecute them, of course. Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2026 02:54 PM (aD4fx) 142
104 Just came across this great political ad. Running for MN Sec of State
https://youtu.be/lwYWCVrYF7c Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 21, 2026 02:46 PM (JNr/z) It is very good and made me so nostalgic for the MN I grew up. Plus, nice older benz! Unfortunately, I bet Steve Simon will coast to a 4th term...... Posted by: beckster at October 21, 2026 02:55 PM (kX27y) 143
133 You don't enjoy being lectured on how you are a bad Christian if you don't support open borders for "immigrants"?"
I've got a pretty simple reply. Jesus was a whole lot more forgiving than me. Posted by: I Remember at October 21, 2026 02:52 PM (DCI1G) Jesus whipped the moneychangers in the temple... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:55 PM (l3cgK) 144
136 These goddamned fascists will do anything to increase voter intimidation. 100% these aren’t just random door-to-door knocks and are targeting specific areas and households, even though we already know, non-citizen voting is a virtual non-issue.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 21, 2026 02:53 PM (t19vo) ======== America is a fascist hellhole run by an oligarchical capitalist elite of white supremacists who send out their SS goons to murder brown people for sport. It's like 1933 Germany, but far, far worse. At least Hitler had a moral code, you know. This is why more brown people should come to America and no one should flee the nation for their own safety. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 02:55 PM (qGAQr) 145
Really, this boggles my mind. Can someone please flip this on Lesley, using a "crime" that means something to her? "After extensive investigations in which Dupont refused to cooperate, we only discovered three toxic spills. That's why we don't need to subpoena records from Dupont." I'm trying to think of a crime she would actually care about. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 02:55 PM (mmrXZ) 146
Yahoo News: Armed federal agents knock on doors looking for noncitizen voters"
Ok, that's funny right there Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 02:55 PM (pfXMo) 147
I see most of the polling for the senate race here in Texas is trending down for talerico he is now up by only 2.3 over paxton. Most of the polling is now within the MOE so they can claim their polls were correct when he loses. There was one outlier a week ago that had him 6 points ahead.
There hasn't been a democrat in Texas since the 60s that has won a statewide office by 6 points so that poll is statistically impossible and should have never been seriously considered by anyone. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2026 02:56 PM (I43vL) 148
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 21, 2026 02:46 PM (JNr/z)
Very powerful ad. I hope it encourages lots of conservative voters to get to the polls. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2026 02:56 PM (JrHfD) 149
>>> 145
Really, this boggles my mind. Can someone please flip this on Lesley, using a "crime" that means something to her? "After extensive investigations in which Dupont refused to cooperate, we only discovered three toxic spills. That's why we don't need to subpoena records from Dupont." I'm trying to think of a crime she would actually care about. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 02:55 PM (mmrXZ) Duh, something *evil*, like buying a MAGA hat! Posted by: Jack Smith at October 21, 2026 02:56 PM (jb8Ss) 150
>>The entire global(ist) left was being propped up by USAID and fraud. USAID is dead, and fraud is being attacked.
It's not completely dead. It's gone underground. A comment on one of DataRepublican's recent threads. >>@HistoryBoutique >>Officially NOT a conspiracy anymore. >>This is seditious conspiracy. >>She has EXPOSED a coordinated network of ex-USAID officials, former national-security, and NGOs openly planning street chaos + lawfare pressure to force a crisis, remove Trump before January 3rd, and then write the rules of the government that follows. >>They’re applying the same color revolution playbooks the U.S. used abroad, on America itself. Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2026 02:57 PM (viF8m) 151
Congress already made a law twenty plus years ago and it was ruled unconstitutional two weeks ago by a federal district judge in miami.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2026 02:44 PM (I43vL) == That ruling won't last very long. We do need to step up on the impeachment of judges in this country. Posted by: Black JEM at October 21, 2026 02:57 PM (7/DDO) 152
Your vote doesn't matter, and your worry matters even less. Nobody in charge of anything cares about either.
There is nothing you can do but ride this out. Don't waste your life getting worked up about meaningless political theater. "Republicans" or "Democrats" will "win," you can be sure. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2026 02:57 PM (BI5O2) 153
147 I see most of the polling for the senate race here in Texas is trending down for talerico he is now up by only 2.3 over paxton. Most of the polling is now within the MOE so they can claim their polls were correct when he loses. There was one outlier a week ago that had him 6 points ahead.
There hasn't been a democrat in Texas since the 60s that has won a statewide office by 6 points so that poll is statistically impossible and should have never been seriously considered by anyone. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2026 02:56 PM (I43vL) ======== Polling over the last two years is a fake exercise created and maintained to trick stupid Europeans into betting for Democrats while those who put out the polls bet on the opposite side and clean up when elections actually happen. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 02:57 PM (qGAQr) 154
I cannot believe that Trump and his coterie of war-gamers do not have a counter to this claim.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2026 02:36 PM (rbvCR) ******** My prayers encompass this without saying a lot of details. I figure if God knows the number of hairs on my head, He knows what I mean as I pray for victory in the midterms vs evil commie satanists. We could probably count the hairs on Omar's head, no problemo. GET HER OUT! There is undoubtedly more going on behind the Trump curtains that we nor the Dims know. And I hope this give Dims explosive diarrhea not contained by Depends. I saw a quick blurb yesterday that a dump of votes was dropped in MI. All voting for the mooselimb jackass. I am sure this was a coincidence. Of course I can't find the source of this statement, but I figured it was probably true and caught. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 21, 2026 02:57 PM (hzuYO) 155
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Bill Clinton is Mr. Nice of the family. If he can't persuade you, then he brings in Hillary. You don't want to meet Hillary.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2026 02:57 PM (XLsFA) 157
Or if the local commie cocksucker city government starts complaining about the Feds and jurisdiction, just follow the busses after the riot until they park, then detain them as they exit. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2026 02:40 PM (y9nCu) ===== Your plan lacks helicopters. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2026 02:42 PM (RIvkX) You'll need large ones to pick up and drop those buses... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 02:44 PM (l3cgK) I'll have to dig up my old Air Assault school manual to find the max weight for slingloading a loaded bus under a Chinook... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2026 02:57 PM (y9nCu) 158
***Every unlawful ballot potentially cancels out the legitimate vote of an American citizen.
--- Isn't allowing an illegal person to vote against federal law? Isn't assisting an illegal person to vote against federal law? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 21, 2026 02:57 PM (hPgrk) 159
They don’t care if you have a green card or another legal reason to be here they have deported and killed people who were born here it was never about citizenship
===== "I got murdered!" Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2026 02:58 PM (RIvkX) 160
My business partner's lib sister is voting straight R this year.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2026 02:58 PM (ua/lL) 161
Twitter and here and everywhere, seems to be engineered to make everyone rabid and afraid for the run up to the elections.
If you want to feel better, turnout for the No Kings protests last weekend was so bad that supporters were reduced to posting videos of old demonstrations and claiming that the videos were current. Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2026 02:58 PM (aD4fx) 162
151 That ruling won't last very long. We do need to step up on the impeachment of judges in this country.
Posted by: Black JEM at October 21, 2026 02:57 PM (7/DDO) ========= It would take 14 Democrat senators to convict. Plus, retaining all GOP senators (including Mitch, Murkowski, Tillis, Cassidy, Cornyn, and Ernst). Failed impeachments always, always make the impeached target more powerful politically because it "clears" them of the "charges" (it's a political process, not legal). So, when people demand impeachment that's doomed to fail, all I see is demands for failure theater that will make the other side stronger politically. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 02:58 PM (qGAQr) 163
"There are allegedly 28 noncitizens registered to vote in California." OUT OF 25,000,000 PEOPLE.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions --------------- It isn't happening It is happening, but it it is very minor (YOU ARE HERE) It is happening, and it is a good thing Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 02:59 PM (fav1R) 164
I'll have to dig up my old Air Assault school manual to find the max weight for slingloading a loaded bus under a Chinook...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2026 02:57 PM (y9nCu) ====== Not where I was going, but I like it. let's workshop it. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2026 02:59 PM (RIvkX) 165
I wish the feds would create some scary commercials in Spanish and a few other langauges about what will happen to you if you're a noncitizen and you vote. Show some of the people they've already busted for illegal voting being shoved into vans and then a plane landing in some shithole country. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 02:59 PM (mmrXZ) 166
It's probably mostly innocent mistakes - the offices where the illegal aliens go to receive their Medicaid and EBT cards as well as monthly payments from the illegal aliens-only UBI program registers them to vote as a convenience until they are given amnesty making them eligible for the non-citizen voting program.
Posted by: Oglebay at October 21, 2026 02:59 PM (2ap+5) 167
In other news, the Dems in MI are whining about that fake pollster.
Seems one of those opposing Mr. muslim dropped out after one of their fake polls had her in the single digits, "despite my internals showing otherwise." And others are whining it caused "more electable" candidates to lose the primaries. And now Knob-gobbler Silver is being force to change his predictions. But the polls now are accurate. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2026 03:00 PM (3cUTc) 168
Sometimes body count counts. In a perfect world you’d RICO the officials who have designed and managed the California system to allow (encourage) illegals to vote. Posted by: Voter theater. at October 21, 2026 03:00 PM (FCPbW) 169
I'm confused.
Whenever I vote here in California, if I try to present and show my ID, the poll workers literally slap my hand away, and angrily say, "No ID!" This has been true for decades. I have even a few times noted to the poll workers that without any verification, anybody could walk up to any polling station and claim to be me, or anyone else. Silent glare. Then, "Do you want to vote or not?" handing me the ballot. I just have always assumed that fraud was universal, blatant, out in the open, and completely encouraged by the authorities. One often sees shambling homeless bums in the voting line, too. No fixed residence. Shrug. Not sure why this is suddenly some "surprising" new "issue." All election results in California are fake, and everyone has known it for many years. Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2026 03:00 PM (HD2n/) 170
It isn't happening It is happening, but it it is very minor (YOU ARE HERE) It is happening, and it is a good thing Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) =============== Nothing will happen (YOU ARE ALSO HERE) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 03:00 PM (mmrXZ) 171
158 ***Every unlawful ballot potentially cancels out the legitimate vote of an American citizen.
--- Isn't allowing an illegal person to vote against federal law? Isn't assisting an illegal person to vote against federal law? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 21, 2026 02:57 PM (hPgrk) Yes it is. Yes it is. But the Dems DGAF. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 03:00 PM (l3cgK) 172
So, when people demand impeachment that's doomed to fail, all I see is demands for failure theater that will make the other side stronger politically.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 02:58 PM (qGAQr) ==== The process is the punishment. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2026 03:00 PM (RIvkX) 173
Polls have narrowed all over (hahaha) but in Texas, pollsters are now claiming a big group of GOP ticket splitters who will vote for Abbott will not vote for Paxton, and may even vote for Talafreako.
Weird. Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 21, 2026 03:01 PM (XLsFA) 174
167 In other news, the Dems in MI are whining about that fake pollster.
Seems one of those opposing Mr. muslim dropped out after one of their fake polls had her in the single digits, "despite my internals showing otherwise." And others are whining it caused "more electable" candidates to lose the primaries. And now Knob-gobbler Silver is being force to change his predictions. But the polls now are accurate. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2026 03:00 PM (3cUTc) ======== The locus of the controversy is their MI primary poll, but the firm polled other races like GA and TX senate. And they've admitted in a press release that they've completely faked their numbers since they started, and that aggregates included them without checking. It's actually a five alarm fire in the polling industry now. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 03:01 PM (qGAQr) 175
I see most of the polling for the senate race here in Texas is trending down for talerico he is now up by only 2.3 over paxton.
Ancient tactic - the function of polling is to suppress the Republican vote by claiming that the D is far ahead. Then, in the last couple of polls before the election, they try to do the polls honestly, so they can claim that they predicted the actual result. Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2026 03:01 PM (aD4fx) 176
Whenever I vote here in California, if I try to present and show my ID, the poll workers literally slap my hand away, and angrily say, "No ID!"
This has been true for decades. Yep. Could never get them to look. 20,000 is a laughable figure. Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2026 03:02 PM (Kds4l) 177
by biting everyone.
Posted by: Kindltot I said I was sorry. Sheesh. (I get it, things feel a bit more complicated than normal right now.). Posted by: Piper at October 21, 2026 03:02 PM (ZdaMQ) 178
Then, in the last couple of polls before the election, they try to do the polls honestly, so they can claim that they predicted the actual result.
Which still isn't working, since Republicans increasingly won't talk to pollsters. Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2026 03:02 PM (aD4fx) 179
155 Admin, Web developer, Server Admins alert:
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Nothing will happen (YOU ARE ALSO HERE) Posted by: Blonde Morticia == Apparently you can't do the nothing will happen joke anymore without being accused of being in the paid employe of the DNC. Womp womp. Posted by: Look Its Funny - Its a Joke - and Frankly We'll all be surprised if something does happen at October 21, 2026 03:03 PM (anL5R) 181
172 So, when people demand impeachment that's doomed to fail, all I see is demands for failure theater that will make the other side stronger politically.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 02:58 PM (qGAQr) ==== The process is the punishment. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2026 03:00 PM (RIvkX) ======== Impeachment is not nearly the same kind of process as legal proceedings. And, in the end, it leaves the target more powerful politically if they skate, and no, the Senate is not going to cobble together 67 votes to convict a resistance judge. We'd have more luck trying to get 60 votes to change the Judicial Acts to end lifetime appointments. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 03:03 PM (qGAQr) 182
I think the main goal here is to whip up attention.
I expect nothing to happen, but it may make some headway on getting the SAVE act passed. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 03:03 PM (fav1R) 183
There hasn't been a democrat in Texas since the 60s that has won a statewide office by 6 points so that poll is statistically impossible and should have never been seriously considered by anyone.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2026 02:56 PM (I43vL) Probably his disappearing act also is done to give an explanation why the polls were wrong. Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2026 03:04 PM (uhVAy) 184
It's probably mostly innocent mistakes - the offices where the illegal aliens go to receive their Medicaid and EBT cards as well as monthly payments from the illegal aliens-only UBI program registers them to vote as a convenience until they are given amnesty making them eligible for the non-citizen voting program. Posted by: Oglebay ============== I'm sure that's part of the plan. Latest guy I saw to get busted for attempting to illegally register to vote had erroneously given a Real ID (or maybe green card holders get those, I don't know) and he had no idea, or so he said, but he really might have had no idea. So, poor guy gets busted for simply wanting to participate in the democratic process, evil ICE detains him, a narrative is born. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 03:04 PM (mmrXZ) 185
175 I see most of the polling for the senate race here in Texas is trending down for talerico he is now up by only 2.3 over paxton. Ancient tactic - the function of polling is to suppress the Republican vote by claiming that the D is far ahead. Then, in the last couple of polls before the election, they try to do the polls honestly, so they can claim that they predicted the actual result. Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2026 03:01 PM (aD4fx) ======== It blew up in Democrats' face this year in Texas. Texas Republicans are turning out. The shift in the overall electorate is a grand D+1 from 2024. Trump won Texas by 14 in 2024. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 03:04 PM (qGAQr) 186
178 Then, in the last couple of polls before the election, they try to do the polls honestly, so they can claim that they predicted the actual result.
Which still isn't working, since Republicans increasingly won't talk to pollsters. Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2026 03:02 PM (aD4fx) I took training (when doing work via the company for a Gov't contract) and one of the things recommended was NEVER engage with supposed pollsters, as they could be fishing for info to find ways to infiltrate via that information. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 03:05 PM (l3cgK) 187
Huck, the split went out the window when Cornyn said he was voting for Paxton.
Guess who wants to be on the new Senators good side. Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2026 03:05 PM (ua/lL) 188
My business partner's lib sister is voting straight R this year.
--- Democrats never confronted why their DSA candidates lost. Or barely won when the polls had them miles ahead. They just charged on ahead with the assumption that all factions would come together in November because "hate Trump." See also all the polls with Talarico leading have him with 99% of all Dems voting for him. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2026 03:05 PM (3cUTc) 189
The redheaded chick in MI, Mallory, or whatever her name is, probably would have done better than Abdul and she admitted she hated Michigan in some old tweets, being originally from California thus only came natural to her.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 21, 2026 03:05 PM (6ydKt) 190
179 155 Admin, Web developer, Server Admins alert:
There’s been major critical vulnerabilities found in PHP, announced today called PHP2Shell (CVE-2026-109618 and CVE-2026-109619) If your, or your business/company’s site or app is using PHP, including WordPress and other CMS it is seriously time to update PHP. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 21, 2026 02:57 PM (6ydKt) Ace & Pixy -- this means you. Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at October 21, 2026 03:03 PM (N39Ws) Ace will shelve it, but then the shelf collapses... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 03:05 PM (l3cgK) 191
>>She has EXPOSED a coordinated network of ex-USAID officials, former national-security, and NGOs openly planning street chaos + lawfare pressure to force a crisis, remove Trump before January 3rd, and then write the rules of the government that follows.
>>They’re applying the same color revolution playbooks the U.S. used abroad, on America itself. Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2026 02:57 PM (viF8m) ******** I would guess, and probably be correct, that the Lincoln Project dimwits are part of this. RINO's run wild in their dreams of defeating President Trump. Fueled on jealousy, envy and hatred that their toys were thrown out of the pram and kickbacks revealed. On top of the war against chy na, black ops, the UK and Euro simps, mooselimb brother hood, commies, and satan...he has enemies in Congress and beyond in our own country. I often can't imagine the stress he bears so well that we see as he fights for America First. At 80yrs old still fighting and campaigning. Amazing man. We will never see a force like him again. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 21, 2026 03:05 PM (hzuYO) 192
Twitter and here and everywhere, seems to be engineered to make everyone rabid and afraid for the run up to the elections.
If you want to feel better, turnout for the No Kings protests last weekend was so bad that supporters were reduced to posting videos of old demonstrations and claiming that the videos were current. Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2026 02:58 PM (aD4fx) Best to rename it the "No Payouts" protest. Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2026 03:05 PM (uhVAy) 193
Anyone can run a polling company out of their house. Just pick a candidate based on the political bend of the state or district and have him or her up within the margin of error.
Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 03:06 PM (Ti9vn) 194
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== So, poor guy gets busted for simply wanting to participate in the democratic process, evil ICE detains him, a narrative is born. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 03:04 PM (mmrXZ) "poor guy" can get the fuck out and participate in the democratic process of his home. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 03:06 PM (jb8Ss) 195
1d6chan's been down because miraheze (the host) has been updating PHP.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 03:06 PM (88C+u) 196
the function of polling is to suppress the Republican vote by claiming that the D is far ahead.
== Additional function ... to convince potential donors that the race is winnable, so why not throw more money to the candidate (that secretly commissioned the fake poll) Posted by: The Opportunities for fraud are only limited by your imagination at October 21, 2026 03:06 PM (anL5R) 197
Family party at the cabin this weekend. Fried chicken, an Okra vegetable dish and watermelon. The question is do we do a land acknowledgement or cultural appropriation apology first. Posted by: Auspex at October 21, 2026 03:06 PM (Y8DZL) 198
If your, or your business/company’s site or app is using PHP, including WordPress and other CMS it is seriously time to update PHP.
There was also the reveal that a certificate authority in India interpreted "384 bit key" as "a number from 0-383" so everyone should make sure their browser(s) are up to date. Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2026 03:07 PM (2ocoG) 199
>>>>>She has EXPOSED a coordinated network of ex-USAID officials, former national-security, and NGOs openly planning street chaos + lawfare pressure to force a crisis, remove Trump before January 3rd, and then write the rules of the government that follows.
>>They’re applying the same color revolution playbooks the U.S. used abroad, on America itself. Posted by: JackStraw ---- One showed a silly woman blathering about how they were going to do that. If those she gathers are like her they will get lost on the way to protest. Even if they do coordinate a force it will be Only in Blue Shitholes which are virtuously not part of real America anyway. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 21, 2026 03:07 PM (hPgrk) 200
I honestly think the illegals voting is really large, but it is only a small part of the problem
The main problem is the vote harvesting and mail in in general that allows massive fraud using legit voters. This is how the muslims are getting elected -- they have a machine that votes for them. They may not need illegals. But the illegal issue is one that the public pays attention to because there really is no excuse to have illegals on the roles. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 03:07 PM (fav1R) 201
California pleads the 5th.
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 21, 2026 03:07 PM (SUQyq) 202
pollsters are now claiming a big group of GOP ticket splitters who will vote for Abbott will not vote for Paxton, and may even vote for Talafreako."
Well, I'm guessing that The Cube goes 100 percent to Tallywhacker... and split over gov... Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 03:07 PM (pfXMo) 203
Huck, the split went out the window when Cornyn said he was voting for Paxton.
Guess who wants to be on the new Senators good side. --- See also the TX Chamber of Commerce endorsing Paxton. Which there is no way they would have if there was even a slim chance Talarico would win. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2026 03:08 PM (3cUTc) 204
I took training (when doing work via the company for a Gov't contract) and one of the things recommended was NEVER engage with supposed pollsters, as they could be fishing for info to find ways to infiltrate via that information.
Yeah, every time a pollster tries to contact me, I remember that they have my name, address, income, and much other demographic information about me besides. Why on Earth would I disclose my political views to them? Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2026 03:08 PM (aD4fx) 205
We'd have more luck trying to get 60 votes to change the Judicial Acts to end lifetime appointments. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 03:03 PM (qGAQr) __________ *polite cough* I thought Article III mandated lifetime appointments for inferior court judges as well as SC justices. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2026 03:08 PM (eRlcH) 206
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Family party at the cabin this weekend. Fried chicken, an Okra vegetable dish and watermelon. The question is do we do a land acknowledgement or cultural appropriation apology first. Posted by: Auspex at October 21, 2026 03:06 PM (Y8DZL) Acknowledge that the Indians that had that land before the white man did, stole that land from other Indians tribes, who stole it from other Indian tribes... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 03:08 PM (l3cgK) 207
I'm confused. Whenever I vote here in California, if I try to present and show my ID, the poll workers literally slap my hand away, and angrily say, "No ID!" This has been true for decades. I have even a few times noted to the poll workers that without any verification, anybody could walk up to any polling station and claim to be me, or anyone else. Silent glare. Then, "Do you want to vote or not?" handing me the ballot. Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2026 03:00 PM (HD2n/) I used to play the same game with the desiccated old hippies running the polls when I lived in SoCal. Showing my driver's license was like accosting a tie-dye patchouli-drenched Dracula with a crucifix. Great election day fun. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2026 03:08 PM (y9nCu) 208
The Federal Government Identified 20,000 Mail-In Votes In California Likely Cast by Illegal Aliens. California Refuses to Segregate These Ballots to Verify the "Voters'" Eligibility to Vote Before Counting Them.
Declare California in a state of insurrection. Suspend habeus corpus. Delegitimize any and all federal election results. Start territorial status reversion. Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2026 03:08 PM (y9NP6) 209
Ace & Pixy -- this means you.
Posted by: Dominion Voting Systems at October 21, 2026 03:03 PM (N39Ws) It means a lot of people everywhere. PHP is practically the backbone of the frontend of the internet. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 21, 2026 03:08 PM (6ydKt) 210
pollsters are now claiming a big group of GOP ticket splitters who will vote for Abbott will not vote for Paxton, and may even vote for Talafreako."
Well, I'm guessing that The Cube goes 100 percent to Tallywhacker... and split over gov... Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 03:07 PM (pfXMo) They supposedly asked that question to someone? That certainly is a leading question. Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2026 03:08 PM (uhVAy) 211
I wonder if Slotkin's Maoist promise to making young people embarrassed and afraid to identify as Republicans will have any impact in Michigan?
Posted by: Oglebay at October 21, 2026 03:09 PM (2ap+5) 212
PHP aside, the big security news has been what Pixy reported early this morning: Indian certificate authority eMudhra - one of the companies authorised to issue the SSL certificates the entire internet depends on - has been thoroughly compromised.
Security pros have been comparing this debacle to HeartBleed 2014. Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 03:09 PM (88C+u) 213
201 California pleads the 5th.
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 21, 2026 03:07 PM (SUQyq) How does that work, as the state is not a person... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 03:09 PM (l3cgK) 214
Twitter and here and everywhere, seems to be engineered to make everyone rabid and afraid for the run up to the elections.
If you want to feel better, turnout for the No Kings protests last weekend was so bad that supporters were reduced to posting videos of old demonstrations and claiming that the videos were current. Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2026 02:58 PM (aD4fx) The "No Kings" rally in my town in Seacoast NH was actually well attended, sadly. Had a guy there with a sweat shirt with the hammer & sickle log on it while waving a USA flag. They aren't our best and brightest. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2026 03:09 PM (N39Ws) 215
The question is do we do a land acknowledgement or cultural appropriation apology first."
I'd fire off some 5.56... Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 03:09 PM (pfXMo) 216
Which still isn't working, since Republicans increasingly won't talk to pollsters.
As someone on X said, "Polls are a survey of people who answer 'Probably spam' numbers on their phone". Which really gives some flavor about the quality of the results. Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2026 03:09 PM (2ocoG) 217
See also all the polls with Talarico leading have him with 99% of all Dems voting for him.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2026 03:05 PM I did see one of those polls last week, it was university of houston that claimed 98% of democrats were going to vote for him along with 60% of independents. Those are some serious soviet union election numbers. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2026 03:10 PM (I43vL) Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2026 03:10 PM (2ocoG) 219
Imagine picking fucking "4" or "66" as your 'leet haxx0r-proof private-key.
Posted by: poo status: not in loo at October 21, 2026 03:10 PM (88C+u) 220
The "No Kings" rally in my town in Seacoast NH was actually well attended, sadly. Had a guy there with a sweat shirt with the hammer & sickle log on it while waving a USA flag. They aren't our best and brightest.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2026 03:09 PM (N39Ws) Well, he's consistent. The Commies in Russia weren't kings, they were worse. Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2026 03:10 PM (uhVAy) 221
As someone on X said, "Polls are a survey of people who answer 'Probably spam' numbers on their phone". _________ Her Majesty and I refer to them as, "My boyfriend/girlfriend." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2026 03:10 PM (eRlcH) 222
216 Which still isn't working, since Republicans increasingly won't talk to pollsters.
As someone on X said, "Polls are a survey of people who answer 'Probably spam' numbers on their phone". Which really gives some flavor about the quality of the results. Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2026 03:09 PM (2ocoG) ======== One pollster said that response rates for rural voters in Iowa was 0.1%. That's 100,000 contacts to get 100 voters. They'd need at least 400-500 for a decent sample. Not a good one, a decent one. So, they'd need to call 500,000 numbers in rurals to get a good result. Think pollsters are doing that? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 03:10 PM (qGAQr) 223
Irish government reminds grandparents to ask for consent before giving hugs
- In writing and in triplicate, people. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 21, 2026 03:11 PM (ndZc7) 224
The question is do we do a land acknowledgement or cultural appropriation apology first.
Posted by: Auspex at October 21, 2026 03:06 PM (Y8DZL) Acknowledge that the Indians that had that land before the white man did, stole that land from other Indians tribes, who stole it from other Indian tribes... == ALL YUSE MFER'S STOLE IT FROM US!!!!!! Posted by: Barney, disgruntled dinosaur at October 21, 2026 03:11 PM (anL5R) 225
I did see one of those polls last week, it was university of houston that claimed 98% of democrats were going to vote for him along with 60% of independents. Those are some serious soviet union election numbers.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2026 03:10 PM (I43vL) 98 percent of people wouldn't vote for their mamas. Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2026 03:11 PM (uhVAy) 226
Paxton 65%
Talarico 35% Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2026 03:11 PM (ua/lL) 227
219 Imagine picking fucking "4" or "66" as your 'leet haxx0r-proof private-key.
Posted by: poo status: not in loo at October 21, 2026 03:10 PM (88C+u) The exec at eMudhra was asked, but as he was going golfing, he said, "Fore!"... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 03:11 PM (l3cgK) 228
212 PHP aside, the big security news has been what Pixy reported early this morning: Indian certificate authority eMudhra - one of the companies authorised to issue the SSL certificates the entire internet depends on - has been thoroughly compromised.
Security pros have been comparing this debacle to HeartBleed 2014. Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 03:09 PM (88C+u) It was an Indian (dot, not feather) top level SSL provider that thought it was a good idea to secure their top level certs and intermediate certs with a password of "4", another with "156". As long as the SSL certs you have weren't acquired from them, you should be OK. With that, I wouldn't be looking up any curry recipes anytime in the near future. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2026 03:11 PM (N39Ws) 229
I often can't imagine the stress he bears so well that we see as he fights for America First. At 80yrs old still fighting and campaigning. Amazing man. We will never see a force like him again. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 21, 2026 03:12 PM (hPgrk) 230
>>She has EXPOSED a coordinated network of ex-USAID officials, former national-security, and NGOs openly planning street chaos + lawfare pressure to force a crisis, remove Trump before January 3rd, and then write the rules of the government that follows.
>>They’re applying the same color revolution playbooks the U.S. used abroad, on America itself. - Awesome. Can we finally get some executions of federal careerists? Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 21, 2026 03:12 PM (vSvIl) 231
98 percent of people wouldn't vote for their mamas.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2026 03:11 PM (uhVAy) I sure wouldn't. Posted by: Dr Amy Acton at October 21, 2026 03:12 PM (88C+u) 232
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Family party at the cabin this weekend. Fried chicken, an Okra vegetable dish and watermelon. The question is do we do a land acknowledgement or cultural appropriation apology first. Posted by: Auspex at October 21, 2026 03:06 PM (Y8DZL) The only culture you’d be appropriating there is Southern. That’s a typical Sunday dinner around here. They only acknowledgement you need to give to me is to say “That was so damn good it made my tongue slap my brains out.” Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 21, 2026 03:12 PM (6ydKt) 233
Well they could look at driver licenses. Oh wait, not only do they issue licenses to illegals, I think they've passed a law making it a crime to request a driver licenses at polling locations.
Posted by: WisRich at October 21, 2026 03:12 PM (G0vdT) 234
"Sure, we took this land from a bunch of heathen savages, who slaughtered the prior bunch of heathen savages." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2026 03:13 PM (eRlcH) 235
>>> 224 The question is do we do a land acknowledgement or cultural appropriation apology first.
Posted by: Auspex at October 21, 2026 03:06 PM (Y8DZL) Acknowledge that the Indians that had that land before the white man did, stole that land from other Indians tribes, who stole it from other Indian tribes... == ALL YUSE MFER'S STOLE IT FROM US!!!!!! Posted by: Barney, disgruntled dinosaur at October 21, 2026 03:11 PM (anL5R) TRex will be excited to learn he is due reparations. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 03:13 PM (jb8Ss) 236
This is how the muslims are getting elected -- they have a machine that votes for them. They may not need illegals.
I saw a couple of Somali women in Maine in hijab voting, being assisted by a "translator". One thing that would be worth looking into is that allegedly you are supposed to have a basic knowledge of English to become a citizen (with an exemption for a few elderly, long-term green card holders), and yet we have millions of "citizens" who seem to have no knowledge of English whatsoever. Exactly when and how did USCIS stop enforcing the English-language requirement? Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2026 03:13 PM (aD4fx) 237
I took training (when doing work via the company for a Gov't contract) and one of the things recommended was NEVER engage with supposed pollsters, as they could be fishing for info to find ways to infiltrate via that information.
Posted by: jim -------------- I engage. I try to make them cry. I call them all kinds of names and insults. I tell them how sorry their fucking lives must be to spend time calling people who hate them for minimum wage... It's fun. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 21, 2026 03:13 PM (fav1R) 238
"poor guy" can get the fuck out and participate in the democratic process of his home. Posted by: Helena Handbasket ================ Where it's probably as true as it is here that ignorance of the law is no excuse. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 03:13 PM (mmrXZ) 239
th that, I wouldn't be looking up any curry recipes anytime in the near future.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2026 03:11 PM (N39Ws) Phew! I downloaded all mine a few years ago! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 03:13 PM (l3cgK) 240
Imagine picking fucking "4" or "66" as your 'leet haxx0r-proof private-key.
The working theory among techies on X is that the Indians thought "384 bit key" meant "a number from 0-384". Pixy even agreed with someone on X who brought it up. Also lots of DO NOT REDEEM jokes. Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2026 03:13 PM (2ocoG) 241
From America's Sweetheart:
66 >>Someone quoted him in the previous thread whining about some New Yorkers (uh huh) having been arrested by teh evil JOOOZ in Gaza for merely "picking olives". Sure, Manny. Same stupid stunt Ro Khanna pulled. Go into an area that the IDF has designated restricted because there's still a war going on just for the purpose of getting arrested to get a headline. Sadly, it works on the smooth brains in the Democrat caucus. Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2026 01:35 PM (viF8m) Not even arrested. His xeet was from inside a bus, and they appeared to merely be detained at a checkpoint. His last stunt in that vein was similar, and similarly misrepresented to the eagerly gullible Jew-haters of his party. Posted by: SciVo at October 21, 2026 03:14 PM (ke3zm) 242
218 Ace & Pixy -- this means you.
Minx 0.8 beta is not built on PHP as far as I'm aware. Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2026 03:10 PM (2ocoG) Slide your mouse over the links on the left side of the home page - Recent Entries section. PHP. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2026 03:14 PM (N39Ws) 243
231 98 percent of people wouldn't vote for their mamas.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2026 03:11 PM (uhVAy) I sure wouldn't. Posted by: Dr Amy Acton at October 21, 2026 03:12 PM (88C+u) but my mom, who is dead, probably still votes. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 21, 2026 03:14 PM (l3cgK) 244
On the one hand, the stuff Data republican is revealing is a bit scary.
OTOH, it's being run by rabid-partisan bureaucratic ladder-climbers used to operating in sub 90-average IQ countries where having a million dollars is like being a billionaire, and they had millions to spend. Or, you know, the people who claim Trump is wearing a hidden powered exoskeleton, shits his pants all the time and has dementia. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2026 03:14 PM (3cUTc) 245
The Federal Government Identified 20,000 Mail-In Votes In California Likely Cast by Illegal Aliens.
That's just what they've identified. Tip of the iceberg. Posted by: Frank Barone at October 21, 2026 03:14 PM (OkYzo) 246
131 Straighten up and fly right!
Western Lensman @WesternLensman Bill Clinton is actually attempting a lecture on civility in politics. He says you shouldn't demonize or put labels on your political opponent. Also, "Don't call people names just because they disagree with you." This is hilarious. Has Bill met his wife? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Up, Up, and Away! at October 21, 2026 02:52 PM (ndZc7) ++++ And here I thought I was a deplorable in a basket. Must have misunderstood what his wife said. Posted by: washrivergal at October 21, 2026 03:14 PM (fs+0Z) 247
Would anything in the "Save America" Act compel California to cough up its state voter rolls to federal scrutiny?
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2026 03:15 PM (rj6Yv) 248
I will be so glad when the mid-term election is fucking over. You know dam well the Dem's are going to cheat. It's in their blood. It's the only way to push and install a socialist agenda on a capitalist country. I seriously doubt the GOP will keep either, the House or the Senate.
Posted by: sidney at October 21, 2026 03:15 PM (Uy/WF) 249
247 Would anything in the "Save America" Act compel California to cough up its state voter rolls to federal scrutiny?
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2026 03:15 PM (rj6Yv) ======== Or would they break it like they break the NVRA and HAVA? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, precisely framed and deadpan with Wes Anderson at October 21, 2026 03:15 PM (qGAQr) 250
Home now. The hospital let me go, told me to rest and get fluids. Wee Pooky didn't punch the fetal heartbeat monitor.... for once.
Posted by: pookysgirl, crashing hard at October 21, 2026 03:15 PM (Wt5PA) 251
>>> 230
== They’re applying the same color revolution playbooks the U.S. used abroad, on America itself. - Awesome. Can we finally get some executions of federal careerists? Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 21, 2026 03:12 PM (vSvIl) Bounties. I want bounties. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 03:15 PM (jb8Ss) 252
Maybe they thought no one would believe a system would have a single numerical value as a password thus making it hard to break.
( obviously I'm clueless on how hackers break passwords) Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2026 03:15 PM (Ti9vn) 253
Senate predictions:
1. GOP takes NH and Minn. 2. Dem-Comms take NC. 3. Win or lose, Talafreako shows up onstage election night in a dress and a wig. Posted by: Cleanup in Aisle 9 from Outer Space at October 21, 2026 03:16 PM (Ovx+P) Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 03:16 PM (pfXMo) 255
{{{pookysgirl}}}
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 03:17 PM (jb8Ss) 256
the people who claim Trump is wearing a hidden powered exoskeleton,
== wait is this not true? I thought that was why they went for the head shot... Posted by: average voter at October 21, 2026 03:17 PM (anL5R) 257
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Posted by: 88C+u at October 21, 2026 03:17 PM (88C+u) 258
218 Ace & Pixy -- this means you.
Minx 0.8 beta is not built on PHP as far as I'm aware. Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2026 03:10 PM (2ocoG) There’s a site that tests other sites to detect if there is any PHP exposure here: https://tinyurl.com/4a9zfec7 (Cybaverse PHP2Shell Checker) I have only tested the site from work. It failed. I don’t control the server, though, the web host does, so I assume they are on it. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 21, 2026 03:17 PM (6ydKt) 259
OTOH, it's being run by rabid-partisan bureaucratic ladder-climbers used to operating in sub 90-average IQ countries where having a million dollars is like being a billionaire, and they had millions to spend.
Yeah, I'd look at people like Comey, Mueller, and Brennan and think: "Are these the best people the Deep State has? They're hardly Bond villains." Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2026 03:18 PM (aD4fx) Posted by: man at October 21, 2026 03:18 PM (pfXMo) 261
>>>Acknowledge that the Indians that had that land before the white man did, stole that land from other Indians tribes, who stole it from other Indian tribes...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) --- And ate the peaceful white men that preceded them as they did the horse and and mastodon. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 21, 2026 03:18 PM (hPgrk) 262
Home now. The hospital let me go, told me to rest and get fluids.
relax, watch some Blackadder or Hercule Poirot mysteries, something you can ease into. Take care of yourself, for all of us. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2026 03:18 PM (TMNW7) 263
97 I may be wandering off for a week or so. The whole online environment, Twitter and here and everywhere, seems to be engineered to make everyone rabid and afraid for the run up to the elections.
I can only do so much to alleviate other people's worries since so many people are dedicated to running around with their hair on fire and communicating their fear by biting everyone. I am not dealing well with it, since my way of dealing with things that disturb me is to be a total and complete asshole. Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2026 02:45 PM (rbvCR) ******** I will miss you. This is what they want vs my reporting on Omar's balding head. They want fear and are not going to get it from me. I mock and therefore I am. I also pray for their defeat every night. It's all going to be ok. Will it go how I hope? Time will tell, but I'll still be ok. I haven't paid attention to any poll since 2016, if that tells you anything. Stopped watching talking heads, FOX, and paying attention to shrill hysterics as well. This has been good for my state of mind. I read both volumes of Gary Larsen's books during the weeks leading up to the election of 2016 vs watching FOX. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 21, 2026 03:18 PM (hzuYO) 264
3. Win or lose, Talafreako shows up onstage election night in a dress and a wig.
He'll have another bout of sexually transmitted diarrhea. Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 21, 2026 03:19 PM (aD4fx) 265
The classic Dem tactic. Only admit to what they have on you and not even that.
There are NO illegal votes!! (catches 28 illegal voters) It's ONLY 28. Out of 25 million! (catches 20,000) Well it's ONLY 20,000 out of 25 million! That's less than 0.1%!!! Try harder to find something that MATTERS!!! Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 03:19 PM (pV18s) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2026 03:19 PM (eRlcH) 267
Or, you know, the people who claim Trump is wearing a hidden powered exoskeleton, shits his pants all the time and has dementia.
Trump should have Elon build him an exoskeleton with laser cannons and do a press conference wearing it. Tater Stelter would shit himself live on air. Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2026 03:19 PM (2ocoG) 268
And ate the peaceful white men that preceded them as they did the horse and and mastodon.
"Turns out being big and slow is no good against humans" --Giant Sloth Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2026 03:19 PM (TMNW7) 269
Go rest pookysgirl
Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 03:20 PM (pV18s) 270
Kindltot, you are one of my favorite commenters and one of the people who make this place wonderful. I look forward to your return!
Posted by: Emmie at October 21, 2026 03:20 PM (2UGSa) 271
I mock and therefore I am. I also pray for their defeat every night. It's all going to be ok.
Will it go how I hope? Time will tell, but I'll still be ok. I haven't paid attention to any poll since 2016, if that tells you anything. Stopped watching talking heads, FOX, and paying attention to shrill hysterics as well. This has been good for my state of mind. === This. Is. The. Way *intensifies* Posted by: meme appropriate at October 21, 2026 03:20 PM (anL5R) 272
Two weeks ago a federal district judge in miami ruled that prohibiting non citizens from voting in federal elections is unconstitutional.
Pretty sure we are being set up and the liberals are hoping this ruling gets appealed and goes all the way to SCOTUS. And after the ruling in the birthright citizenship case it stands a good chance of being upheld allowing all non citizens to vote in federal elections. The democrats are playing the long game here. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2026 02:36 PM (I43vL) ==== Isn't it already established federal law that only US Citizens, excluding felons, are eligible to vote in federal elections? I'm pretty sure the answer is yes, therefore, this judge needs to be disbarred. He violated his oath to protect and defend the Constitution. Impeach and disbar this pos. Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 21, 2026 03:21 PM (JNTt1) 273
Senate predictions:
1. GOP takes NH and Minn. 2. Dem-Comms take NC. 3. Win or lose, Talafreako shows up onstage election night in a dress and a wig. Posted by: Cleanup in Aisle 9 from Outer Space at October 21, 2026 03:16 PM (Ovx+P) ==== NC stays Red. Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2026 03:21 PM (rj6Yv) 274
The "No Kings" rally in my town in Seacoast NH was actually well attended, sadly. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2026 03:09 PM (N39Ws) That just means that they were able to contract for some charter busses. I'm increasingly convinced that the charter busses are a major weak point in the paid rioter/protest system. Because, unlike the pallets of bricks dumped on sidewalks, they're TRACEABLE. I'd love to see some billionaire troll master with a sense of humor buy out the charters' time slots, or pay them to have big Trump MAGA wraps put onto the charter busses rented by the commie cocksuckers. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2026 03:21 PM (y9nCu) 275
Should I ever be arrested and paraded in hand-cuffs before the cameras of the media, please keep me from the humiliation of wearing red plaid pajama bottoms as well.
Do they let people who sleep au naturel dress before being hauled off? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2026 03:22 PM (TMNW7) 276
Skipping the land acknowledgement and cultural appropriation issues before dinner of course leads to the binary/patriarchal supreme being prayer issue that we've been struggling to avoid. Posted by: Auspex at October 21, 2026 03:22 PM (Y8DZL) 277
262 Home now. The hospital let me go, told me to rest and get fluids.
relax, watch some Blackadder or Hercule Poirot mysteries, something you can ease into. Take care of yourself, for all of us. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2026 03:18 PM (TMNW7) What he said. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 21, 2026 03:23 PM (N39Ws) 278
>>>
Minx 0.8 beta is not built on PHP as far as I'm aware. Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2026 03:10 PM (2ocoG) Slide your mouse over the links on the left side of the home page - Recent Entries section. PHP. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed --- Why don't you people quit talking in code and tell us what's up? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 21, 2026 03:23 PM (hPgrk) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2026 03:23 PM (eRlcH) 280
this judge needs to be disbarred.
They do but... that cannot be the end of the punishment. Getting fired is not enough punishment for judges who make decisions that kill people and cultures. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 21, 2026 03:24 PM (TMNW7) 281
Trump should have Elon build him an exoskeleton with laser cannons...
And the thrusters from the Roadster. And a PA system with an electronic voice modulator. Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2026 03:24 PM (vTZFs) 282
Goin' to California with an aching
in my heart Posted by: wth at October 21, 2026 03:24 PM (UjdFS) 283
"The Registrar is not equipped or authorized to verify voter citizenship because it does not independently house citizenship-related information beyond the voter attestation as identified in federal and state law, and is certainly not equipped to do so within the election period."
OK, this has 2 possible meanings. Either that they don't have a flag in the database that says "Citizen, yes or no", or that they don't have their own copy of all of the data the feds are using to check on the names. The first has two answers: "Why not?" or "So, how do you certify that you have validated the registration in all fashions?" (It should involve things like, "Do they actually live at the address provided?" and "Are they really who they claim to be?") Is there ANY auditing that goes con of voter registration? (Or ANY registration with the CA government, anywhere?) The second is answered with "Ummm, that's why the feds have all of these databases, and even asked you to use them." Posted by: GWB at October 21, 2026 03:25 PM (kU0PQ) 284
>>> 263
== They want fear and are not going to get it from me. I mock and therefore I am. == Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 21, 2026 03:18 PM (hzuYO) Comment of the Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2026 03:25 PM (jb8Ss) 285
Acknowledge that the Indians that had that land before the white man did, stole that land from other Indians tribes, who stole it from other Indian tribes... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) Obligatory Sitting Bull vs Nelson Miles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVqQosyOpg4 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2026 03:26 PM (y9nCu) 286
@136 -- Reddit moron says his wife holds a green-card. So what? Not a citizen, can't vote in Federal elections. If she does so, she should be prosecuted and deported.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 21, 2026 03:26 PM (1VZmA) 287
Bill has a point he didn't do trash talk. He had his opponents shot, stabbed, hanged, etc. He even had some kids run over by a train like a hillbilly Snidely Whiplash.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2026 03:26 PM (BI5O2) 288
Why don't you people quit talking in code
and tell us what's up? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 21, 2026 03:23 PM (hPgrk) PHP is a web development scripting language. It is what replaced HTML on much of the internet. Brave AI: PHP currently stands for PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor, a recursive acronym where the first "PHP" refers to the language itself. Originally, the acronym stood for Personal Home Page (specifically Personal Home Page Tools), as the language was created by Rasmus Lerdorf in 1993 to maintain his personal homepage. The name was changed to the current recursive form with the release of PHP 3 in 1998. PHP is a general-purpose, open-source, server-side scripting language primarily used for web development and creating dynamic web pages. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 21, 2026 03:26 PM (6ydKt) 289
I wonder if the ballot harvesting will take a hit without NGO money. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 03:27 PM (mmrXZ) 290
It should be pointed out that Wattley built the ground game that got Trump wins when all the polls said Kamala was ahead.
IDK let's see what happens. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2026 03:27 PM (3cUTc) 291
Reddit moron says his wife holds a green-card. So what? Not a citizen, can't vote in Federal elections. If she does so, she should be prosecuted and deported.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 21, 2026 03:26 PM (1VZmA) You're just prejudiced against people who vote illegally. Check your Citizen Privilege. Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 03:29 PM (pV18s) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 21, 2026 03:29 PM (hPgrk) 293
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2026 03:26 PM (BI5O2)
You don't need to namecall when you have a file on everyone. Posted by: ... at October 21, 2026 03:30 PM (pV18s) 294
Brave AI:
PHP currently stands for PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor, a recursive acronym where the first "PHP" refers to the language itself. Originally, the acronym stood for Personal Home Page (specifically Personal Home Page Tools), as the language was created by Rasmus Lerdorf in 1993 to maintain his personal homepage. The name was changed to the current recursive form with the release of PHP 3 in 1998. PHP is a general-purpose, open-source, server-side scripting language primarily used for web development and creating dynamic web pages. Posted by: SpeakingOf --- Thank you, but that does not explain the problem. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 21, 2026 03:31 PM (hPgrk) 295
Reddit moron says his wife holds a green-card. So what? Not a citizen, can't vote in Federal elections. If she does so, she should be prosecuted and deported. Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent ========= I was wondering what the sick burn was here: I hope they knock on my door because my wife has a green card. I’ve always loved roasting pigs to their faces. Uh, yeah? That means wifey can't vote, you know. She can live here, but she can't vote. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2026 03:32 PM (mmrXZ) 296
@263 -- Subsanno, ergo sum.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 21, 2026 03:32 PM (1VZmA) 297
Awesome. Can we finally get some executions of federal careerists?
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at October 21, 2026 03:12 PM (vSvIl) Bounties. I want bounties. Posted by: Helena Handbasket I want necklaces of ears. Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2026 03:37 PM (y9NP6) Posted by: The GOPe at October 21, 2026 03:40 PM (anL5R) 299
PHP is a general-purpose, open-source, server-side scripting language primarily used for web development and creating dynamic web pages.
Posted by: SpeakingOf --- Thank you, but that does not explain the problem. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 21, 2026 03:31 PM (hPgrk) PHP has some sort of security password that is supposed to be a large and complicated number (300 bits). India apparenly was using an 8 bit or less code. So kinda like having a password be 0 or 'a'. Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2026 03:41 PM (uhVAy) 300
Without illegals voting...
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 21, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/) Well, not necessarily the illegals themselves. I doubt very many (though more now than used to be, given the boldness the Biden admin gave them) actually fill out ballots in their own name or go to the polls. But the names on the rolls give other people the ability to generate bogus votes in those names. So, the illegals are necessary on the rolls, so that the "regular" vote fraud can take place with "real" ballots. Posted by: GWB at October 21, 2026 03:50 PM (kU0PQ) 301
I thought Article III mandated lifetime appointments for inferior court judges as well as SC justices.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2026 03:08 PM (eRlcH) ======== Federal judges serve a lifetime appointment, WHILE IN GOOD BEHAVIOR. Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 21, 2026 04:03 PM (JNTt1) Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2026 04:03 PM (NtVYv) 303
Trafalgar has the TX race the same as Wedgewood. And that was always a gop leaner
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