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The Morning Report — 10/16 /26

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Good morning kids. In the lead there was yet another school shooting this time up in the town of Bend, Oregon. First and foremost prayers offered for the victims and their loved ones. For that of course we are to be mocked and scorned by our fellow citizens in name only, of the Left. I don't know about Oregon in general but Bend from what I know is a very Leftist community, and given the undue influence of Portland on the entire state I'll just assume the restrictions on the second amendment are widespread and in full force. I'm sure the usual geschrei from the Communists in both the propagandist media and politics will be at maximum volume and intensity, as is the case in the wake of incidents like this and with the crucial midterms just over two weeks away, the insanity of early voting already underway.

With that said, there are a few things worthy of note for this edition of the report, so let's kick things off with this nightmarish if not completely unsurprising story. That it is unsurprising is equally nightmarish, and yet.

A University of Wyoming student was arrested after police say she tried to poison a colleague, then attempted to flee to China when officers questioned her. Aili Wang, 32, was questioned by campus police after surveillance cameras set up by a coworker experiencing medical symptoms allegedly caught her rinsing his mug with liquid from her own cup on Oct. 1, according to a University of Wyoming police affidavit, which added that she was seen on camera “taking photos and manipulating notebooks.” Wang didn’t get along with the coworker, who wasn’t named in court documents. Surveillance footage allegedly showed Wang searching through the victim’s desk; the victim specialized in disease treatment technology, work similar to what she had done in China. . . Now you may think this is just some sort of bizarre thing that one crazy person did. But there’s been a pattern of such incidents all involving foreign researchers and students involved in the sciences on college campuses. . .

. . . There’s some obvious patterns here. . .Professional rivalry likely plays a role. China is very academically competitive and while the vast majority of students aren’t poisoning people, clearly some are, while others understand that such behaviors exist. Call it ‘cultural differences’. Or something else to be aware of.

I for one it's not personal, but it's high-level Chi-Com intrigue and sabotage. Considering what American Universities have been doing to the minds of young people for decades, this is almost a nothing-burger in comparison. And, thank you Harry Truman for not letting MacArthur storm across the Yalu River, nor nuking Beijing while we had the chance.

And then we have these — poison pen letters.

“The FBI and U.S. Postal Inspection Service are investigating a series of suspicious mailings sent to various addresses nationwide, including Secretary of State offices and their related election offices,” an FBI spokesperson told Fox News. “Some of the letters contained an unknown substance and we are working closely with our law enforcement partners to respond to each incident.” The notice included an image of one of the envelopes. The return addresses indicate the letters came from the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA) with the address the organization lists on its membership forms: 75 Maiden Lane in New York City.

By any means necessary, we must have paradise on earth!

If you went to public school any time after 2000, you may not have even taken a history class. If you did, it’s highly unlikely that the lefties who taught you covered how many Soviet citizens died under Josef Stalin. Under Stalin, roughly 1.7 million Soviet citizens died in gulags from 1930 to 1953. That doesn’t include the roughly 5 million to 7 million who died from famine as a result of socialist policies. Yale historian Timothy Snyder has estimated that Stalin’s regime deliberately murdered about 6 million Soviet citizens. . .

. . . As leftists often tell us any time we point out the failures of socialism, “That’s because it’s never been tried the right way before.”

Let’s see whether the leader of the People’s Republic of China (PRC) got it right. Mao Zedong’s kill numbers are from the low “tens of millions” to upward of 80 million.  All were his own people. No one can get a very accurate count for how many he killed, because the best possible sources were killed.

As with Russia, Mao’s weapon of choice was famine – letting people starve to death.Historians say that under Mao, his people suffered from the deadliest famine in recorded history. They blame “collectivization,” falsified food production data and reports, suppression (censorship) of accurate information, and general mismanagement. . . What none of them see coming is that when socialism fails, and it always does, the leaders already know whom to blame: conservatives and Republicans, all because they resisted the socialist wave and made it difficult to actually execute socialism the right way.

The embrace of Bernie Sanders, Mamdani, El-Sayed and all the rest by far too many of our young people and considering the saga of American academia for over 60 years many many more who should be old enough to know better but of course don't.

It's been said probably in every election since '64 if not before, but this one and '28 could be lights out forever if either or both go south. At least the Democrats of yore were better at hiding who and what they were/are way back when, or that's how I seem to remember things. Nowadays the freak flags are flying in the breeze.

And right out front and high is the flag of ISLAM!

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1 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 16, 2026 07:40 AM (I43vL)

2 Happy Friday

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 16, 2026 07:40 AM (/+uur)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 16, 2026 07:40 AM (NcvvS)

4 Good morning!

Posted by: Molly k. at October 16, 2026 07:40 AM (j/yko)

5 Morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at October 16, 2026 07:40 AM (jjoN6)

6 Mornin’

Posted by: Mick at October 16, 2026 07:40 AM (HFx9z)

7 Police credited the armed citizen with stopping the attack, which unfolded in just minutes.

And I am sure they were gritting their teeth in anger at having to say that.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 16, 2026 07:43 AM (jjoN6)

8 The Bend, OR 16y/o yoots is a tranny, probably. Odds?

Posted by: redeemed at October 16, 2026 07:44 AM (ehY6c)

9 Good morning horde! Happy Friday!

It's MoMe Day!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 16, 2026 07:45 AM (ExV1e)

10 8 The Bend, OR 16y/o yoots is a tranny, probably. Odds?
Posted by: redeemed at October 16, 2026 07:44 AM (ehY6c)


Considering the second item in the Feminazism section, the odds are good!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2026 07:45 AM (x0n13)

11 I'll bet anyone $100, to go to Ace if I lose, that the shooter is "gender confused".

Posted by: fd at October 16, 2026 07:46 AM (MWfyi)

12 What none of them see coming is that when socialism fails, and it always does, the leaders already know whom to blame: conservatives and Republicans, all because they resisted the socialist wave and made it difficult to actually execute socialism the right way.

And then when you point out the countries that tried this murderous religion and had no conservatives anywhere around, they still get the blame because they were outside agitators.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 16, 2026 07:46 AM (jjoN6)

13 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2026 07:46 AM (RIvkX)

14 8 The Bend, OR 16y/o yoots is a tranny, probably. Odds?
Posted by: redeemed


Sucker bet. Not taking it.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 16, 2026 07:47 AM (jjoN6)

15 Sadly, rhis is ss I expected. Ban or make umpossible to get ARs and Glocks with 500 round detachable black magazinea and that leaves shotguns. Any dummy can take a hacksaw to a long barrelled hunting auto or pump shotgun to make it more concealable. Just ad Deadly in a school room. The solution of couse by the Left will be Ban All the Guns!!!!

Posted by: Gref at October 16, 2026 07:49 AM (fi0DF)

16 Good morning JJ and horde
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at October 16, 2026 07:50 AM (EduVx)

17 -@ TxMoMe!

Posted by: Gref at October 16, 2026 07:51 AM (fi0DF)

18 “ Show me your ways, Lord,
teach me your paths.
Guide me in your truth and teach me,
for you are God my Savior,
and my hope is in you all day long.”

Psalm 25:4-5

Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2026 07:51 AM (XD+PD)

19 Better to say it is fundamentalist Islam. It is being true to the Koran and Hadith as historically and strictly interpreted.

Posted by: GWB at October 16, 2026 07:52 AM (kU0PQ)

20 I for one it's not personal, but it's high-level Chi-Com intrigue and sabotage. Considering what American Universities have been doing to the minds of young people for decades, this is almost a nothing-burger in comparison. And, thank you Harry Truman for not letting MacArthur storm across the Yalu River, nor nuking Beijing while we had the chance.
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By all means let's add 600,000 of these people to the mix instead of ridding ourselves of this scourge. Stupid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2026 07:53 AM (RIvkX)

21 Mornin', Horde. 70 degrees in Kentuckiana earlier is down to 63 and will continue falling for the rest of the day. It'll be fall for a few days, but 80 degree highs showing in the forecast next weekend.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 16, 2026 07:53 AM (NcvvS)

22 Thanks JJ and God’s blessings to you and your wife. Thanks Marcus T.

Posted by: Buck at October 16, 2026 07:54 AM (z6ONu)

23 Yale historian Timothy Snyder has estimated that Stalin’s regime deliberately murdered about 6 million Soviet citizens. . .

Back in the good old days when government schools started transitioning from History to Civics (to eventually Activism) that benchmark was 20 million.

For decades, Mao's Great Leap Forward was also around 200 million.

Apparently tens of millions of people got better as Communism became to be viewed more favorably in the West.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 16, 2026 07:56 AM (nCgQz)

24 Yonder Horde

Looks like fall decided to return this morning.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2026 07:57 AM (RORbl)

25 Morning all. Headed out to the TxMoMe in 30.

Front came thru last night. It's 60 degrees outside and 20 mph wind.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2026 07:59 AM (DQA4z)

26 I do believe Kamala Harris' time has passed. She is a branded failure. Sadly, nobody else who will likely be their befouled candidate in '28 is going to be any better. Just a smoother, smarter liar. Yes, he's a Jew, but I think it will be Shapiro and he'll tag team with that NY bartender socialist ditz as his VP choice.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 16, 2026 08:00 AM (qBdHI)

27 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at October 16, 2026 08:03 AM (53oGX)

28 I have to say I'm glad the live stream of Hasan's execution will be cancelled. It's just not necessary. Just tell us when this demonic muslim is dead. And serve him bacon for his last meal.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 16, 2026 08:03 AM (qBdHI)

29 Yes, fall is fully arrived here.

Sad news on the job front - the position that fit so well and I felt like a sure fit, is 'closed due to a change in business needs'.

Still got one that I've interviewed for in the 'not declined yet' pool, the part time position the client is still getting their ducks in a row, and some other possibilities that recruiters have reached out about that would be good fits...

Best I can figure, God wants me to stay put physically speaking? I dunno.

Trying to pray for guidance even more. Repeating the prayer, "If it's the right one, let them send a firm offer. If it's not, let them not send a firm offer."

Posted by: RandomDave at October 16, 2026 08:04 AM (aJQbY)

30 UN inquiry member says some genocide claims against Israel unverified as Gaza reports population growth

Expert says latest data is further evidence against accusations of genocide. With the number of live births in 2025 far greater than the number of deaths

… I’m surprised the UN didn’t report that “the Israeli genocide against Gaza was a complete failure”.

Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2026 08:05 AM (AFudc)

31 Sad news on the job front - the position that fit so well and I felt like a sure fit, is 'closed due to a change in business needs'.
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Sorry to hear that news RandomDave.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2026 08:06 AM (RIvkX)

32 1 It's Flapjack Friday!
Posted by: Mister Scott

As many times as I've panned your comments, you persist! I salute your dogged determination.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie Fan Club at October 16, 2026 08:06 AM (EdP2u)

33
Just tell us when this demonic muslim is dead. And serve him bacon for his last meal.
Posted by: Lady in Black

I'm a little less forgiving. Stop feeding him anything except pork based products and make it very clear to the jihadis that's their fate as well. Then kill him on the 3rd, and show his death photo with bacon medallions on his eyes.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 16, 2026 08:07 AM (QVmho)

34 Elon Musk on Thursday unveiled his next-generation Tesla Roadster during an event in Texas, showing off a car that can fly, do flips, and go from 0 to 60 mph in under one second.

At last, the flying car, they promised me when I was a child, is finally here.

Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2026 08:08 AM (AFudc)

35 I thought the Chinamen only poisoned us with MSG?

Posted by: Panda Express at October 16, 2026 08:10 AM (EdP2u)

36 Thank you JJ

Six months ago, my attitude was I didn’t really care about the midterms that much. I was going to vote of course but didn’t much care how they went one way or the other because the GOP is dog shit. But mea culpa I’ve changed my mind… the Dems are so foul and so crazy, I’d rather have the dogshit GOP than the crazy commies. And I don’t know but maybe the polling op is working on me but it looks like a freaking disaster is looming to me. Talafreako winning is a nightmare scenario and it seems possible. How can Texas go from Trump by 14 two years ago (more than his margin in FL) to electing a satanic freak?? Can you tell I need to calm down? Heh… no laughing matter though

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 16, 2026 08:10 AM (M+uMR)

37 26 I think it will be Shapiro and he'll tag team with that NY bartender socialist ditz as his VP choice.

… breaks the rule that you never pick a VP who there are a plethora of crazies would kill to get

Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2026 08:11 AM (AFudc)

38 I’m seeing these Florida political ads.
I love the two ads where the candidate tells he is not going to ad to the hate, that is followed with “my opponent is a liar”

Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2026 08:13 AM (AFudc)

39 I've known that white dwarfs aren't always white because I well remember Gary Coleman and Tony Cox.

Posted by: Down With It!! at October 16, 2026 08:14 AM (EdP2u)

40 I personally don't get the antipathy for the GOP in Congress or for Trump's actions -- we got tax cuts, etc. Thune is a twat but putting Schumer in charge won't change anything.

I've made my feelings clear that I thought the Iran war could have waited until 2027 but I won't belabor the point.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 16, 2026 08:15 AM (qwx/I)

41 How about those Dodgers

Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2026 08:15 AM (AFudc)

42 I'm a little less forgiving. Stop feeding him anything except pork based products and make it very clear to the jihadis that's their fate as well. Then kill him on the 3rd, and show his death photo with bacon medallions on his eyes.

--

LOL

Propped up in a coffin on the side of the local general store like the wild west days for all passers-by to see. Bacon medallions on his eyes, mouth hanging open. Maybe a catchy little sign hung around his neck.

(Forgive me, Lord. I'm just having some fun...)

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 16, 2026 08:16 AM (qBdHI)

43 Mrs. F. gets zero ads for Connie Chan on her account, I am inundated with them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

44 Trump orders Pentagon to cancel execution livestream and move it over to pay-per-view. — Babylon Bee

Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2026 08:20 AM (AFudc)

45 When a nut is shooting up a school, police are only minutes away and when they arrive will set up a perimeter, then order breakfast.

Posted by: Back the Blue at October 16, 2026 08:22 AM (EdP2u)

46 How about those Dodgers
Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2026 08:15 AM (AFudc)

Best news I heard this morning.

Posted by: dantesed at October 16, 2026 08:22 AM (Oy/m2)

47 VP candidate AOC debating Marco. Heh.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 16, 2026 08:22 AM (gm9Sb)

48 Filling in for Salty.

Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 16, 2026 08:24 AM (JNr/z)

49 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulg at October 16, 2026 08:24 AM (77rzZ)

50 Morning Horde thx JJ.
Banning Harry Potter stuff now because it will upset trannies. Just tell them to have a wand and say "Transio" and you can trans . Problem solved

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 16, 2026 08:25 AM (kGIZD)

51 How about those Dodgers
Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2026 08:15 AM (AFudc)

Best news I heard this morning.
Posted by: dantesed

It's a good day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 16, 2026 08:26 AM (uOLcV)

52 Trump orders Pentagon to cancel execution livestream and move it over to pay-per-view. — Babylon Bee
Posted by: SMOD


Pre orders pay off the national debt.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2026 08:26 AM (rwOy2)

53 Filling in for Salty.

Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 16, 2026 08:24 AM (JNr/z)
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Ha! Appreciate it

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)

54 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at October 16, 2026 08:26 AM (SeSfo)

55 With the school shooting ended by a civilian bystander, the MSM have only been concentrating on how awful it all was for the families.

Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2026 08:28 AM (AFudc)

56 An astonishing one in four public school teachers said they were either very (12%) or somewhat (13%) likely to leave their current job within the next year.

The admin is pushing socialism and trans down from the top
The parents (ha) are looking for free babysitting
The community looks at their tax bills and wonder WTF are we really paying for

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 16, 2026 08:28 AM (/+uur)

57 She Hobbit and I have crossed into Texas.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 16, 2026 08:29 AM (VCjRz)

58 RandomDave, what kind of field do you work in, if you can say without violating your opsec?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 16, 2026 08:29 AM (FGA9/)

59 Rooting for a Brewers -Rays World Series. Neither team has won a series in their histories

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 16, 2026 08:29 AM (kGIZD)

60 LA's iconic Canter's Deli is doing worse than you think

From astronomical bills to fewer customers, running it is 'next to impossible'
-SFGate
======

President Trump, save Canter's Deli!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

61 Trump orders Pentagon to cancel execution livestream and move it over to pay-per-view. — Babylon Bee
Posted by: SMOD


Pre orders pay off the national debt.
Posted by: rickb223


Lindsay Clansey execution PPV Pre Orders runs a surplus for the first time in the nation's history.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2026 08:31 AM (rwOy2)

62 When a nut is shooting up a school, police are only minutes away and when they arrive will set up a perimeter, then order breakfast.
Posted by: Back the Blue at October 16, 2026 08:22 AM (EdP2u)

...and make sure the hand sanitizer dispensers work. Heckuva job, Uvalde PD...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 16, 2026 08:31 AM (08OqX)

63 Rooting for a Brewers -Rays World Series. Neither team has won a series in their histories
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I want a Bob Uecker series.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 16, 2026 08:31 AM (uOLcV)

64 Good morning. 10 years ago I moved to Bend OR for a job. At that time it was split 50/50 politically, and Trump had just won the general election. Bend went full commie by 2018. Actually more of a 60/40 split, which is customary for the west coast states. Bend is the only blue city east of the Cascades, and for this rural area, it"s a big city. In 2019 I bought a house in another small city in central OR, where I could afford it. Still here. All the surrounding small towns and cities make up the rest of Central OR, and are very conservative. Now retired, but work 1/2 time at an ajoining school district from the shooting yesterday. The politicising will start soon, but right now our local communities are in shock and are grieving. I work in an elementary school, and I can"t process anyone takung the lives of these little ones. Thank God for the good guy with the gun; even our looney governor praised him at the presser yesterday.

Posted by: SmallTownGirl at October 16, 2026 08:33 AM (BxcPa)

65 Thanks NotSoThoreau

Posted by: Buck at October 16, 2026 08:35 AM (z6ONu)

66 Tina Kotex is so disgusting and repulsive whenever she appears I have to look away.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)

67 @dallasdemocrats
Dallas Democrats

Texas needs a Senator who will show up, not run away.

Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2026 08:36 AM (AFudc)

68 I want a Bob Uecker series.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Uecker is no longer in the cheep seats. Who plays in the series matters not a whit to him, sorry to say.

Posted by: Brush With Greatness at October 16, 2026 08:37 AM (EdP2u)

69 Quiet this AM.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 16, 2026 08:43 AM (kGIZD)

70 A lot of regular commenters are in transit to the thing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)

71 TecumsehTea -

IT, preferentially server ops/automation. One of the downsides of my job history is that I haven't had professional exposure to all the hip new stuff like kubernetes that so many want these days (I understand the theory. I don't have paid experience doing it for X years). On the other hand, there are still plenty of, that is to say, some jobs out there for my skillset and experience level - the problem is getting through the hoops and not running into nonsense like today's bad news. Once I'm fully employed in my field again, I'll try to look for ways to skill up on the 'I missed out on that' stuff.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 16, 2026 08:45 AM (aJQbY)

72 Definitely want to see what meds the Oregon shooter was taking. Of course state authorities will say HIPPA would bar them from releasing said info

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 16, 2026 08:45 AM (kGIZD)

73 A lot of regular commenters are in transit to the thing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho



There can't be that many of us going. I'm gonna hang as long as I can until traffic gets real Squirrley.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2026 08:46 AM (rwOy2)

74 Enjoy the MoMe. I'm enjoying heavy rain at the moment

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 16, 2026 08:46 AM (kGIZD)

75 Salty did learn that a map of TX back home doesn't do you a lot of good.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 16, 2026 08:48 AM (JNr/z)

76 Today Is National Boss's Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 16, 2026 08:48 AM (NpAcC)

77 White dwarfs are apparently not always white

Sure it is ok to change your gender
but pull a Rachel Dolezal
and the whole universe comes at you

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 16, 2026 08:48 AM (/+uur)

78 Today will be glorious sunny, clear, high 83. Which means Mrs. F. and Boy F. will complain about the "sweltering heat." I try to have compassion but I find it amusing too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)

79 RandomDave, thanks. I figured it was tech something.

I am surprised you haven't been offered something considering how many interviews you've had. The job market for your field must be daunting.
Keep looking and listening for what the Lord has for you.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 16, 2026 08:52 AM (FGA9/)

80 Today Is National Boss's Day.
Posted by: redridinghood



We celebrated it yesterday, because we have a modified Friday schedule, we're half of the office is out.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2026 08:52 AM (rwOy2)

81 Polls are wrong
Tmj is right
Unskew

Yeaarghhh

Sad!

Posted by: AOS cope at October 16, 2026 08:52 AM (nsNCe)

82 44 Trump orders Pentagon to cancel execution livestream and move it over to pay-per-view. — Babylon Bee
Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2026 08:20 AM (AFudc)

In related news, an order has been placed for several 4-bore rifles for the execution.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2026 08:53 AM (N39Ws)

83 It's really heartbreaking to hear about another shooting that has killed three little kids and a teacher. And others who are in serious condition. They haven't given much information about it but what I've read is bad enough. Too many crazy people running around in this world anymore. If the man who took out the shooter had not been there to help it would have been worse. Thank goodness for him.

Posted by: Case at October 16, 2026 08:53 AM (ROPCF)

84 78 83 is pretty hot for San Fran, no?

Posted by: Bulg at October 16, 2026 08:53 AM (77rzZ)

85 - Random Dave, if I may...

I'm not sure how things work nowadays, having been retired for over 5 years. Back in the day it "looked better" if you were working at any job, even a part time, menial one, while searching for your desired one.
Showed a willingness or desire to just be working I guess.

Posted by: TeeJ at October 16, 2026 08:54 AM (ix5nG)

86 Posted by: AOS cope

What a sad life you must have.

Posted by: A random guy on the net at October 16, 2026 08:54 AM (/6Ute)

87 Sadly, rhis is ss I expected. Ban or make umpossible to get ARs and Glocks with 500 round detachable black magazinea and that leaves shotguns. Any dummy can take a hacksaw to a long barrelled hunting auto or pump shotgun to make it more concealable. Just ad Deadly in a school room. The solution of couse by the Left will be Ban All the Guns!!!!
Posted by: Gref at October 16, 2026 07:49 AM (fi0DF)

Way past time to ban the left. Period.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 16, 2026 08:54 AM (hmYU4)

88 Hey, trolls: Raca!

Posted by: Bulg at October 16, 2026 08:55 AM (77rzZ)

89 All those heading to the MoMe: Safe travels, Enjoy the comradery and have fun. I'll get there one of these years.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2026 08:55 AM (N39Ws)

90 @ 63 Rooting for a Brewers -Rays World Series. Neither team has won a series in their histories Posted by: Smell the Glove
__________________
I want a Bob Uecker series. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 16, 2026 08:31 AM (uOLcV)

__________________

Mr. Uecker will unfortunately be unable to attend the occasion …

Posted by: Dr_No at October 16, 2026 08:55 AM (ayRl+)

91 83 is pretty hot for San Fran, no?
Posted by: Bulg at October 16, 2026 08:53 AM (77rzZ)
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Not this time of year, in October we will get a few days in 80s maybe 1 day in the 90s. Then rain.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2026 08:56 AM (RIvkX)

92 76 Today Is National Boss's Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Fight the powers what be!

Posted by: Not Participating at October 16, 2026 08:56 AM (EdP2u)

93 Eric Daugherty-

President Trump posts that Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito is considering RETIREMENT

“A great man!!!” 🙏🏻

His eventual conservative replacement must be IMPECCABLE

Hopefully we have a GOP Senate and presidency by the time he retires. This is VITAL

Posted by: redridinghood at October 16, 2026 08:57 AM (NpAcC)

94 Posted by: redridinghood at October 16, 2026 08:57 AM (NpAcC)
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Trump is motivating the base.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 16, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX)

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