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YES: Trump's DHS Is Preparing a Case for Deporting the Foreign Agent of Influence Ilhan "Omar"

I'm so happy.

The Trump administration is building a case that could lead to the deportation of Rep. Ilhan Omar, with federal agents seizing the Minnesota Democrat's cellphone, notebooks, personal computers and her passport on Monday, according to a new report and people familiar with the investigation.

Omar has long maintained that she became a US citizen at the age of 17 when her father was naturalized in 2000, but sources with direct knowledge of the federal raid on her DC bungalow said the Department of Justice is looking for evidence that claim is a lie.

If the Somali-born Omar's citizenship was procured by the concealment of a material fact or by willful misrepresentation -- either by herself or by her father, Nur Omar Mohamed -- on immigration paperwork, then the feds will seek to denaturalize and deport her, one of the sources confirmed.

Is that even her "father"? There is evidence that her real father is a Somali war criminal who genocided enemy tribes and who was trained as a revolutionary by the communist party. She has called this man -- Nur Omar Said -- "father." When asked why she refers to him as "father," she claimed that Somalis routinely call men who are not their fathers "father" to show respect.

That's a lot of bullshit.

The 44-year-old congresswoman was at home with her husband Tim Mynett when agents executed a search warrant and removed the items, The Wall Street Journal reported.

Criminal charges could only be brought if the alleged immigration fraud occurred within the past 10 years, while if it concerned false statements there would be a five-year statute of limitations, according to federal defense attorney Todd Spodek.

Securing a criminal conviction for "knowingly procuring naturalization unlawfully requires revocation of citizenship," Spodek said, though a member of US Congress has never been denaturalized before.

There's no similar statute of limitations if civil denaturalization is pursued....

The Post confirmed Wednesday that prosecutors in Minnesota are leading the immigration fraud probe into the "Squad" member, while the office of DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro is pursuing an inquiry into Omar and Mynett's finances.


...

The Post reported Tuesday that in the spring of 2019, following Omar's initial election to the House of Representatives, her staff pressed the Minnesota Legislative Reference Library, the Biographical Directory of the United States Congress, and Wikipedia to record her birth as happening in 1982 rather than 1981.

Months earlier, in the fall of 2018, Omar's campaign had told the Associated Press that she didn't have a birth certificate due to her family's displacement by the long-running Somalia civil war.

...

More than a dozen grand jury subpoenas have also been issued to family members of the Minnesota congresswoman, including her sister, Sahra Noor.

That sister just so happens to have run a "charity" with the same address as the address as three of the keu "Feeding Our Future" Somali fraudsters.

One of the largest fraud scandals in Minnesota may involve the family of Ilhan Omar.

The far-left congresswoman's sister used the address of a woman who was business partners with several major convicts in the "Feeding Our Future" scandal, a Daily Wire investigation found.

The federal meals scandal is described as the largest public theft in Minnesota history. The statehouse's House Fraud Prevention and State Agency Oversight Committee is probing the Somali-born congresswoman's involvement in the scandal, but Democrats in May blocked a subpoena that would require Omar to produce records.

Public records in the state, however, may tie Omar's sister, Sahra Noor, to the operation. Noor has run several businesses in the region, including the People's Center Clinics & Services in the Somali neighborhood of Minneapolis, which controversially received a $2 million earmark while her sister was a state representative.

Noor went on to found a group called Grit Partners Consulting, and publicly says her company "has secured more than $20 million in funding for health initiatives" and has "consulted on projects backed by" federal health agencies such as USAID and the Center for Disease Control.

Grit Partners was incorporated at a home on Hyacinth Ave. in Lakeville, Minnesota. That address, and the woman who lives there, are lynchpins tying together at least three Feeding Our Future convicts, The Daily Wire found.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh


🚨 ILHAN OMAR UPDATE: SHE IS IN MAJOR HOT WATER

- DOJ is building a case to strip her citizenship and ultimately DEPORT HER
- Her passport and phone were seized
- A federal grand jury sent out about a dozen subpoenas
- Possible additional charges being looked at: conspiracy and false statements
- Federal agents with HSI searched Omar's D.C.-area home under a search warrant
- The focus is reportedly her birthdate and the family's immigration records
- Her father brought the family to the U.S. from a refugee camp in 1995
- In 2019, her staff reportedly asked to change her listed birth year from 1981 to 1982, meaning citizenship might be invalid
- US Attorney Jeanine Pirro has a SEPARATE probe into Omar's financial disclosures

This is the scandal she was hoping would NEVER COME. It's finally here!

THE END RESULT MUST BE DEPORTATION, MINIMUM

Jake Tapper, who cheerleaded Jack Smith's rush to indict Trump before the 2024 presidential election, is absolutely horrified that Ilhan "Omar" would be investigated now before an election.



He's so distraught he wonders why Ilhan Omar didn't just cop to a paperwork "oopsie" while Biden was president, suggesting that Biden could have fixed the "oopsie."

But could he have? Presidents can grant pardons for federal crimes -- they have no power to simply grant citizenship to foreigners who not only don't qualify for it, but who committed crimes to fraudulently obtain a fake citizenship.

Gerald Posner
@geraldposner

3h

Here's a question nobody is asking about the Ilhan Omar investigation. If authorities succeed in stripping her citizenship, could a Democratic president in 2028 reverse everything and put her back into Congress?

The WSJ and other outlets report authorities are building a case to strip her citizenship over her 2000 naturalization. The Constitution requires House members to be citizens. No citizenship, no seat.

But the criminal route (18 U.S.C. sec. 1425) has a 10-year statute of limitations and that ran long ago. The viable path is almost certainly civil denaturalization under 8 U.S.C. sec. 1451(a). That is a civil court judgment, not a criminal conviction, so even if the Democrats win the White House in 2028, the pardon power would not reach it.

If there was a criminal conviction on different matter and a future president pardoned it, no one knows whether that would restore citizenship. It has never been tested. Naturalization is Congress's power, not the president's. And a pardon would not automatically hand back her seat. She would have to win it again.

Granted, this is all years away. My legal DNA just likes to game out the possible endgame on high profile probes like this.

This woman says that there's no record than the man Ilhan "Omar" claims was her father, and through whom she obtained a fraudulent "derivative" citizenship, actually ever was a naturalized citizen at all.

If he never actually became a naturalized citizen, he would have no citizenship through which Ilhan "Omar" could "derive" her own.



Deep State Operative and Fusion GPS co-conspirator Ken Dilanian takes the argument to where criminal lefties always wind up taking it -- "Everybody does it, let's MoveOn.org."



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:28 PM




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1 Bout time!

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2026 02:29 PM (Toos7)

2 I'll get 'em...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 15, 2026 02:30 PM (08OqX)

3 STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 15, 2026 02:30 PM (RqFwS)

4 Hell yes they should look at everyone's paperwork. Weren't they supposed to be doing that all along?

Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2026 02:32 PM (2Xqig)

5 Jake Tapper must have to get his pearls restrung every week.

Posted by: Paco at October 15, 2026 02:32 PM (2L+MU)

6 Called them...let's hide!

Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 15, 2026 02:32 PM (08OqX)

7 Ship her out and Minnesota will be the land of 10,000 schadenboners.

Posted by: mikeski at October 15, 2026 02:32 PM (VHUov)

8 SO here's the part I find interesting...

Trump choose to go after her now, presumably because it would move votes to him.

And it reinforces Dems as the party of foreigners so I get that.

Now the Dems are handling this as "evil tyrant arresting the opposition"

The Dem line isn't working as the people that buy that line are already voting D. But...will this work on right leaning low propensity voters? I guess we will see

Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

9 >>"Everybody does it,."

So he's saying we need to set some examples?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 15, 2026 02:34 PM (Es98v)

10 MSNow also: Trump continues to go after his political enemies!!


5 Jake Tapper must have to get his pearls restrung every week.
Posted by: Paco at October 15, 2026 02:32 PM (2L+MU)

Unless there's rending of garments, he's not truly upset.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 15, 2026 02:34 PM (Sco7b)

11 Deport these foreign criminals, we have enough home grown Democrat criminals....

Posted by: steevy at October 15, 2026 02:35 PM (YwEeS)

12 Greetings from the TX welcome center on I-20 W

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 15, 2026 02:35 PM (IAmAD)

13
Greenland. Lots of room for her there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2026 02:35 PM (eRlcH)

14 they have to do this. extradite her!

it will cause a LOT of crum-bums (aww I miss ya Rizzo!) to LEAVE

kick her the fuck out

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 15, 2026 02:35 PM (j+aD2)

15 The Dem line isn't working as the people that buy that line are already voting D. But...will this work on right leaning low propensity voters? I guess we will see


I think it will hearten people, to see her finally pay the piper

she needs to GO

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 15, 2026 02:36 PM (j+aD2)

16 And foist, nice.

I just saw the news that Crowder is suing CNN and Talarico over copyright infringement. They titled his CNN town hall as "change my mind." This will be so fun.

one of the people whose minds Talarico was trying to change on abortion was a staunch Catholic theologian and professor. Yeah, good luck with that.

The left has ridiculed the change my mind format, which spawned an enduring meme. And now they are acting like they invented the concept. Sounds about right!

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2026 02:36 PM (Toos7)

17 US Attorney Jeanine Pirro has a SEPARATE probe into Omar's financial disclosures.

_______________________________

And, there is the leverage for Omar to shut up and accept her "de-naturalization" fate.

Posted by: Orson at October 15, 2026 02:36 PM (dIske)

18 No doubt there's a line of Hawaiian judges a mile long that are foaming at the mouth to prevent this from ever happening.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 15, 2026 02:37 PM (FZ29D)

19 Oh, no!

If Ilham Omar gets deported, who will represent the Somalians in Minnesota?

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 15, 2026 02:38 PM (OlzlW)

20 >>One of the largest fraud scandals in Minnesota may involve the family of Ilhan Omar.


You don't say.

Omar was the sponsor of the Maintaining Essential Access to Lunch for Students (MEALS) Act during the lockdowns which allowed all this fraud to occur. Of course she was involved.

On another happy note, John Brennan is currently being grilled in front of a grand jury in St. Lucie Florida over his involvement in the grand conspiracy to deprive Trump of his civil rights. He is a target of the investigation not just a witness.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 02:39 PM (viF8m)

21 I've heard both that she was home and she wasn't home for the raid.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 15, 2026 02:39 PM (OlzlW)

22 If Ken Dilanian got sown into a bag of feral cats and tossed into a river, that would be too good for him.

Posted by: In a manner of speaking kind of way at October 15, 2026 02:39 PM (anL5R)

23 I hope to see video of Omar being dragged away, waving her arms and screaming 'You can't do this!'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2026 02:39 PM (XeU6L)

24 "is building a case that could lead to the deportation"

"building" a case that "could" lead to deportation ... some heavy lifting going on in there. The Blade is also "building" a case that "could" lead to Maxim cover girls snorting K off his dick.

This is gangsta, though:

"The 44-year-old congresswoman was at home with her husband Tim Mynett when agents executed a search warrant and removed the items"

They didn't wait until these two loathsome parasites were away. They did it right there, in their faces, while you know Omar was mewling "don't you know who I ammmmmmm?"

Impressive.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 15, 2026 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

25 Deport all the Somalians in Minnesota and they can choose to keep Ilhan representing them back home if they choose.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 15, 2026 02:40 PM (PV+Zw)

26 Itdidn'thappenit'sagoodthingeverybodydoesit.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 02:40 PM (RIvkX)

27 I've heard both that she was home and she wasn't home for the raid.
--
two raids, two homes.

DC raid -home
Minn raid - not home

or something like that

Posted by: Alrighty then at October 15, 2026 02:40 PM (anL5R)

28 >>I've heard both that she was home and she wasn't home for the raid.

Well her husband was home because I've seen video of him walking the dog while the raid was being carried out.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 02:41 PM (viF8m)

29 Is that even her "father"? There is evidence that her real father is a Somali war criminal who genocided enemy tribes and who was trained as a revolutionary by the communist party. She has called this man -- Nur Omar Said -- "father." When asked why she refers to him as "father," she claimed that Somalis routinely call men who are not their fathers "father" to show respect.

And often call their husbands "brother"...

Posted by: Hannukah Song at October 15, 2026 02:41 PM (l3cgK)

30 off Hannukah sock...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 02:41 PM (l3cgK)

31 29 Is that even her "father"? There is evidence that her real father is a Somali war criminal who genocided enemy tribes and who was trained as a revolutionary by the communist party. She has called this man -- Nur Omar Said -- "father." When asked why she refers to him as "father," she claimed that Somalis routinely call men who are not their fathers "father" to show respect.

And often call their husbands "brother"...

Posted by: Hannukah Song at October 15, 2026 02:41 PM (l3cgK)

and call their brothers "husband".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 02:42 PM (l3cgK)

32 Ace still posting from the future, I see.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 15, 2026 02:42 PM (zjgNU)

33
The Democrats must be employing every lawyer in America filing suits against the Trump administration. Next up, an injunction against Trump having a Diet Coke.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2026 02:42 PM (eRlcH)

34 27 I've heard both that she was home and she wasn't home for the raid.
--
two raids, two homes.

DC raid -home
Minn raid - not home

or something like that

Posted by: Alrighty then at October 15, 2026 02:40 PM (anL5R)

I feel all entangled here...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 02:43 PM (l3cgK)

35 Note the direct connection to, and investigative focus on, the Feeding Our Cockroaches fraud.

I continue to believe if there is one angle that can truly bring down this vile twat, it is her connection to all this criminal fraud.

If she ever gets deported, I would blow a load in my pants so hard I'd beat Musk to Mars. But the odds of that are very very low.

But the criminal fraud investigation? That has promise.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 15, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

36 States should pay for the social services they deem necessary. Let fraud-ridden Minnesota go broke on its own.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 15, 2026 02:43 PM (h3abm)

37 Ace still posting from the future, I see.
===
No point in going through life a Timelord and not showing off every once in a while.

Posted by: Alrighty then at October 15, 2026 02:43 PM (anL5R)

38 28 >>I've heard both that she was home and she wasn't home for the raid.

Well her husband was home because I've seen video of him walking the dog while the raid was being carried out.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 02:41 PM (viF8m)

It was confirmed that they were both home during the raid. Also I've read that they can't find Ilhan's sister to serve her the subpoena.

Posted by: beckster at October 15, 2026 02:44 PM (kX27y)

39 >>> hope to see video of Omar being dragged away, waving her arms and screaming 'You can't do this!'

As fun as that would be, such an image could be red meat for libs to get out and vote. Which is also why I think Trump is tamping down on televising the public execution of a terrorist by firing squad. Killing a man in a wheelchair and dragging a shrieking woman from her home. Do they both deserve it? Yes. But not the optics you want before November.

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2026 02:44 PM (Toos7)

40 "There will probably be a lot of cases of “fudged facts” if you look at everybody’s refugee and naturalization paperwork."

GREAT! Deport them all.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 15, 2026 02:44 PM (zjgNU)

41
The 44-year-old congresswoman was at home with her husband Tim Mynett when agents executed a search warrant and removed the items, The Wall Street Journal reported.

--------

Cool, I thought she wasn't home when the search warrant was executed. I hope it was a total surprise.

What was her fake husband doing there anyway?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 15, 2026 02:45 PM (lsrsS)

42 The lefties were crying "Trump is using the DOJ against political enemies" months ago. I hope this is a warning shot to the DNC. "We will deport illegals you've elected to Federal office." In fact I hope its a general warning that federal office is not a shield against prosecution. The Dems targeted plenty of R congress critters so turnabout is fair play. Especially since so many of the Demonrats actually have committed real crimes.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 15, 2026 02:45 PM (PV+Zw)

43 38 28 >>I've heard both that she was home and she wasn't home for the raid.

Well her husband was home because I've seen video of him walking the dog while the raid was being carried out.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 02:41 PM (viF8m)

It was confirmed that they were both home during the raid. Also I've read that they can't find Ilhan's sister to serve her the subpoena.

Posted by: beckster at October 15, 2026 02:44 PM (kX27y)

Does she also have a husbro?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 02:45 PM (l3cgK)

44
She'll be kicking screaming, and digging her nails into anything to keep from being drug out of the land of Milk and Honey.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 15, 2026 02:45 PM (OkYzo)

45 Something about her background made me want to go to You Tube and play Sam Kinison's "You live in a desert" routine.

Posted by: CHUCK HESTON at October 15, 2026 02:45 PM (LBj9x)

46 sown into a bag of feral cats and tossed into a river,
PLEASE! THINK OF THE KITTENS!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 15, 2026 02:45 PM (RqFwS)

47 39 >>> hope to see video of Omar being dragged away, waving her arms and screaming 'You can't do this!'

As fun as that would be, such an image could be red meat for libs to get out and vote. Which is also why I think Trump is tamping down on televising the public execution of a terrorist by firing squad. Killing a man in a wheelchair and dragging a shrieking woman from her home. Do they both deserve it? Yes. But not the optics you want before November.

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2026 02:44 PM (Toos7)

Execution is in December...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 02:46 PM (l3cgK)

48 two raids, two homes.

DC raid -home
Minn raid - not home

or something like that
Posted by: Alrighty then at October 15, 2026 02:40 PM (anL5R)


That makes sense

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 15, 2026 02:46 PM (OlzlW)

49 MS NOW’s Ken Dilanian has made a new defense for Rep. Ilhan Omar in a possible investigation into her: There will probably be a lot of cases of “fudged facts” if you look at everybody’s refugee and naturalization paperwork.


You're right. They need to go as well.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 02:46 PM (Riz8t)

50 Probably not going to help Omar's case.

>>@TJandCasper
·
1h
>>Ilhan Omar’s sister can’t be found. She has disappeared. The sister that received over 20 million dollars from the federal government for her sham food site.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 02:46 PM (viF8m)

51 I've heard both that she was home and she wasn't home for the raid.

Well her husband was home because I've seen video of him walking the dog while the raid was being carried out.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 02:41 PM (viF8m)
__

A dog? A DOG? That filthy haram in a religious Muslim house? No way!

It's almost like Muslim elite can do whatever they want, and all these religious rules and prohibitions are solely to keep the peasants in line.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 15, 2026 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

52
Does she also have a husbro?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 02:45 PM (l3cgK)

He's living the gay life in the UK.

Posted by: beckster at October 15, 2026 02:47 PM (kX27y)

53
Didn't they try to prosecute Trump for having incorrect info on paperwork?

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 15, 2026 02:47 PM (OkYzo)

54 This has to have inside democrat party buy in. Yeah they will complain and use it to drive fundraising, but they won't lose the seat - it is one of the safest democrat seats in the country.

It does allow them to eliminate a loud voice that does nothing to win over independents. It also clips AOC a bit too.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 15, 2026 02:48 PM (7/DDO)

55
It's almost like Muslim elite can do whatever they want, and all these religious rules and prohibitions are solely to keep the peasants in line.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 15, 2026 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

_________

Cafeteria Muslims. They want to drink, but also kill Jews.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2026 02:48 PM (eRlcH)

56 I thought only immigration judges have the lower to deport?

Posted by: Paul at October 15, 2026 02:48 PM (kXOuP)

57 45 Something about her background made me want to go to You Tube and play Sam Kinison's "You live in a desert" routine.

Posted by: CHUCK HESTON at October 15, 2026 02:45 PM (LBj9x)

https://youtube.com/shorts/VoCXuFKRuks
NSFW

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 02:48 PM (l3cgK)

58 5 Jake Tapper must have to get his pearls restrung every week.

To say nothing of his fainting couch needing frequent reupholstering.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 02:49 PM (Riz8t)

59 52
Does she also have a husbro?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 02:45 PM (l3cgK)

He's living the gay life in the UK.

Posted by: beckster at October 15, 2026 02:47 PM (kX27y)

It used to be that Paris was gay...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 02:50 PM (l3cgK)

60 Does she also have a husbro?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 02:45 PM (l3cgK)
___

Supposedly, her now husband cheated on his ex-wife with Ilhan. He worked on her campaign when they started their affair.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 15, 2026 02:50 PM (HHrXL)

61 >>> hope to see video of Omar being dragged away, waving her arms and screaming 'You can't do this!'

As fun as that would be, such an image could be red meat for libs to get out and vote. Which is also why I think Trump is tamping down on televising the public execution of a terrorist by firing squad. Killing a man in a wheelchair and dragging a shrieking woman from her home. Do they both deserve it? Yes. But not the optics you want before November.


I hate to say it, but I agree with you. I guess we're both RINOs.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 02:50 PM (Riz8t)

62 51 I've heard both that she was home and she wasn't home for the raid.

Schrodinger's Illegal Alien.

I'd hope she was home just to watch them go through her panty drawer.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 15, 2026 02:50 PM (Sco7b)

63 If that skanky c*nt actually gets deported, imma have to buy a really nice bottle of bourbon and toast to her departure.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2026 02:51 PM (W2Pud)

64 Something about her background made me want to go to You Tube and play Sam Kinison's "You live in a desert" routine.

The Ethiopian famine was caused by their communist government intentionally to kill people they wanted to get rid of.

The food aid sent was mostly stolen by that government and sold to buy weapons and give money to the elites.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)

65 I hate to say it, but I agree with you. I guess we're both RINOs.

Not that I have any problem agreeing with YOU, as such, just that I know some will claim we're being wimpy. I think we're just being politically smart.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 02:51 PM (Riz8t)

66 Interesting thought:

At what point do the Democrap powerbrokers decide this loudmouth trollop has become more trouble than she's worth, and throw her to the rats?

Dems won't lose anything. Her replacement in the House will be just as leftwing, if not more.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 15, 2026 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

67 >>The Executive Office for Immigration Review (EOIR) announced the swearing in of 77 immigration judges and 5 temporary immigration judges – the largest class of new adjudicators in EOIR’s history, growing the total immigration judge corps to nearly 700. EOIR has hired 153 permanent immigration judges this fiscal year, the most in any single year in the agency’s history.

https://tinyurl.com/4d8r3a8z

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 02:52 PM (viF8m)

68 "fudged facts"

Oh, you mean like, an internal accounting ledger entry never meant for public consumption, which fully listed the payments as required by applicable law, is worth 34 felony charges?
Because it was a fraud on the people of New York to not disclose that which you were legally not required to disclose.

I'm sure no one on the left said, "oh, everyone fudges facts from time to time--moveon.org." about that, yeah?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 15, 2026 02:52 PM (3cUTc)

69 Hey nurse!

Have fun in Texas!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 15, 2026 02:52 PM (HHrXL)

70 I'd hope she was home just to watch them go through her panty drawer.

I hope they had a REEEAAAALLLLLY long stick.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 02:52 PM (Riz8t)

71 Hit the road. Lock her up

Posted by: Crew tractor at October 15, 2026 02:53 PM (2t9D8)

72 Ilhan is a stupid name.

Posted by: Scroopy Noopers at October 15, 2026 02:53 PM (7Q0e+)

73 A federal judge in San Diego ordered the U.S. Department of State on Wednesday to reopen the diversity visa lottery for 2027, also known as the Green Card Lottery. U.S. District Judge Jinsook Ohta’s preliminary injunction will allow for up to 55,000 people from around the world to apply for permanent residence in the United States. The Trump administration, which has opposed the program, did not open the program’s registration period on time.

Posted by: SMOD at October 15, 2026 02:53 PM (AFudc)

74 The Wiki edit in question to update the birth year was specifically the one at 21:32 on June 3rd, 2019. "Ilhan_Omar", Old ID number "900641991" (URL was rejected).

The editor was someone with the handle "-sche". On an interesting note, there was a long reason entry for the update.

There's a small segment in the Talk page about it, but it looks like a few are abusing their power, claiming "Conspiracy Theory" to shut it down without a proper discussion. Surprising how, in a FAsCIsT!!!1! country with a FAsCIsT!!!1!-ly elected president, users like "JBL"/"JayBeeEll" haven't spontaneously disappeared.

Posted by: another anon at October 15, 2026 02:53 PM (4h45B)

75 At what point do the Democrap powerbrokers decide this loudmouth trollop has become more trouble than she's worth, and throw her to the rats?

Dems won't lose anything. Her replacement in the House will be just as leftwing, if not more.


They should have removed her last cycle - run a heavily financed more controllable person in the primary.

But I think the DNC still doesn't know how to control the squad and were afraid what the other members would do.

Better to let Trump do it, especially if its messy...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2026 02:53 PM (sKqQm)

76 >>> hope to see video of Omar being dragged away, waving her arms and screaming 'You can't do this!'

As fun as that would be, such an image could be red meat for libs to get out and vote.
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Absolutely true. An honest MSM would report "Today, convicted criminal Omar was called to account for her proven crimes, organized Democrats protested, in support of those crimes".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2026 02:54 PM (XeU6L)

77 At what point do the Democrap powerbrokers decide this loudmouth trollop has become more trouble than she's worth, and throw her to the rats?

Dems won't lose anything. Her replacement in the House will be just as leftwing, if not more.


Eh, I'm not so sure. She's a black woman, and an immigrant. Both groups are critical to the Dems, although she's more use as a martyr than as anything else.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 02:54 PM (Riz8t)

78 The optics I really want to see is rock head John Brennan being indicted.

I'm not worried about energizing the far left whack jobs. They get energized by seeing a dude in a dress. I want our side energized and seeing we are fighting back hard.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 02:54 PM (viF8m)

79 Nur Omar Said -- "father." When asked why she refers to him as "father," she claimed that Somalis routinely call men who are not their fathers "father" to show respect.

And often call their husbands "brother"...

Posted by: Hannukah Song

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I'm OK with all that -- lots of lower species breed with their own siblings.

My problems is their habit of calling public monies "theirs."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 15, 2026 02:54 PM (Es98v)

80 If this happens (big IF, I know). It really needs to be a federal holiday. Call it 'Deportation Day'. 'GTFO Day' works too.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 15, 2026 02:55 PM (NgIqn)

81 Tell all the Somalis they can keep the money they stole if they return to Somalia and never come back. They can live like kings there. Until their fellow Somalis kill them and take their stuff

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2026 02:55 PM (V2IGM)

82 But I think the DNC still doesn't know how to control the squad and were afraid what the other members would do.

Better to let Trump do it, especially if its messy...


Bingo.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 02:55 PM (Riz8t)

83 Well her husband was home because I've seen video of him walking the dog while the raid was being carried out.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 02:41 PM
__

A dog? A DOG? That filthy haram in a religious Muslim house? No way!
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Don't let Abdul El‑Sayed know.

Posted by: old chick at October 15, 2026 02:55 PM (F3Dlr)

84 "Jake Tapper, who cheerleaded Jack Smith's rush to indict Trump before the 2024 presidential election, is absolutely horrified that Ilhan 'Omar' would be investigated now before an election."

Investigate Democrat before an election: Election Interference
Investigate Democrat after an election: Moot Point Old News
Investigate Democrat between election: No Standing

BTW, the US is in a continuous "state of election flux"; there is no time for politics/election not to exist.

This dynamic is right up there with "Any critique of a Democrat/Progressive is racist". These arguments are more evergreen than evergreens themselves.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 15, 2026 02:55 PM (oji8u)

85 >>> Execution is in December...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 02:46 PM (l3cgK)

Like Dems care.

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2026 02:55 PM (Toos7)

86 It was confirmed that they were both home during the raid. Also I've read that they can't find Ilhan's sister to serve her the subpoena.
Posted by: beckster at October 15, 2026 02:44 PM (kX27y)
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Did they check the crawlspace under the house?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 15, 2026 02:56 PM (FZ29D)

87 imma have to buy a really nice bottle of bourbon and toast to her departure.
Pork katsu and deep fried bacon too.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 15, 2026 02:57 PM (RqFwS)

88
The optics I really want to see is rock head John Brennan being indicted.

__________

The optics I really want to see is a judge putting on a black cap and telling John Brennan, "... And may God have mercy on your soul."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2026 02:57 PM (eRlcH)

89 "Jake Tapper, who cheerleaded Jack Smith's rush to indict Trump before the 2024 presidential election, is absolutely horrified that Ilhan 'Omar' would be investigated now before an election."

FIFY. He is in a state of perpetual horror when Republicans have power.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 02:57 PM (Riz8t)

90 Probably doesn't affect the calculus, but I'd like to think that some deep blue county clerks are seeing this and realizing:

If Trump is not scared to go after a high-profile sitting Dem Congressman, how can the Party protect me if I commit fraud for them?

That's because they are all very stupid people who have never been held accountable for their crimes in the past so they have no way to imagine that Trump will come after them for vote fraud.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 15, 2026 02:57 PM (3cUTc)

91 Well her husband was home because I've seen video of him walking the dog while the raid was being carried out.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Say, do you really want that dog, because I could make use of it.

Posted by: Fauci at October 15, 2026 02:58 PM (XeU6L)

92 Execution is in December...
THE CHRISTMAS EXECUTION!!!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 15, 2026 02:58 PM (RqFwS)

93 NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.

It had to be said.

Posted by: Duh at October 15, 2026 02:58 PM (wOK9Z)

94 Too soon for "Nothing will happen" guy?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2026 02:59 PM (oqpkA)

95 >>Tell all the Somalis they can keep the money they stole if they return to Somalia and never come back. They can live like kings there. Until their fellow Somalis kill them and take their stuff

One of the things that has come out from all these investigations is that then of millions of dollars were sent back to Somalia through the Minneapolis airport and if you've flown through there you will know a lot of the workers are light bulb heads.

It has long been rumored that some of that money might have ended up with al Shabaab which is the Somalian branch of al Qaeda. I don't think that will energize a lot of people on the left.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 02:59 PM (viF8m)

96 At what point do the Democrap powerbrokers decide this loudmouth trollop has become more trouble than she's worth, and throw her to the rats?

Dems won't lose anything. Her replacement in the House will be just as leftwing, if not more.

Eh, I'm not so sure. She's a black woman, and an immigrant. Both groups are critical to the Dems, although she's more use as a martyr than as anything else.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 02:54 PM (Riz8t)
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Well, they shivved a black woman to make way for Talafreako. And they threw that black woman accused of the $5 million FEMA fraud to the rats. And they are in the process of shivving Kamala Harris ahead of 2028.

I'm not sure being a black woman is the armor it once was.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 15, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

97 Say, do you really want that dog, because I could make use of it.

Posted by: Fauci


Me, too.

Posted by: Obama looking for a snack at October 15, 2026 02:59 PM (Riz8t)

98 The optics I really want to see is rock head John Brennan being indicted.

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The optics I want, is anyone convicted of jihad against the West, either through murder, infiltration, or theft, fed to the feral pigs in Texas.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 15, 2026 02:59 PM (Es98v)

99 Execution is in December...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


They went from deportation to execution?
Trump, you magnificent bastard!

Oh.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2026 03:00 PM (oqpkA)

100 Deep State Operative and Fusion GPS co-conspirator Ken Dilanian takes the argument to where criminal lefties always wind up taking it -- "Everybody does it, let's MoveOn.org."

So, um, what's the point of a legal system again?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 15, 2026 03:00 PM (oji8u)

101 It's almost like Muslim elite can do whatever they want, and all these religious rules and prohibitions are solely to keep the peasants in line.

Surprise!

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at October 15, 2026 03:01 PM (GhyKY)

102 Well, they shivved a black woman to make way for Talafreako. And they threw that black woman accused of the $5 million FEMA fraud to the rats. And they are in the process of shivving Kamala Harris ahead of 2028.

I'm not sure being a black woman is the armor it once was.
Posted by: Elric The Blade


It's not do much being black as it is simply being incompetent.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2026 03:02 PM (oqpkA)

103 They should let her keep her passport.
I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: Max Entropy at October 15, 2026 03:02 PM (oxDA9)

104 You be illin', illin'
You be illin', illin'
You be illin', illin' (Run, what you tell that kid?)
You be illin', illin'

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 15, 2026 03:02 PM (NtVYv)

105 Send me the dog , I'll kill it quick - al-Sayed slaughterer of doggies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2026 03:02 PM (V2IGM)

106 A dog? A DOG? That filthy haram in a religious Muslim house? No way!
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Don't let Abdul El‑Sayed know.

Posted by: old chick

Or Hasan Piker

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 15, 2026 03:02 PM (NgIqn)

107 The optics I really want to see is rock head John Brennan being indicted.


Then facing a Ma Deuce.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2026 03:04 PM (seCv0)

108 19 Oh, no!

If Ilham Omar gets deported, who will represent the Somalians in Minnesota?
Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at October 15, 2026 02:38 PM (OlzlW)

Don't forget about who is going to be representing the Somalians in Somalia in the US Congress.

Posted by: Minuteman at October 15, 2026 03:05 PM (47/pr)

109 The optics I really want to see is rock head John Brennan being indicted.


Then facing a Ma Deuce.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Locket Rauncher moah fun.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at October 15, 2026 03:06 PM (NgIqn)

110 The Somalis might do their own version of BLM and burn down the city of Minneapolis if Ilhan is charged and /or deported, but for anyone else who does object to her fraud ( and I can't even think all Democrat voters are in support of the massive fraud. All she provides is a reliable TDS voice) they will be glad to see accountability for her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2026 03:06 PM (JrHfD)

111 Taking her passport isn't good. She can't just leave now.

Posted by: torabora at October 15, 2026 03:07 PM (mrEQQ)

112 There's never just one Somalian.

Posted by: torabora at October 15, 2026 03:09 PM (mrEQQ)

113 If you need more motivation to go vote then watch this. The lunatic left still wants to murder Trump and he never backs down an inch.

There's not a thing in the world that could keep me from voting.

https://tinyurl.com/4424p3vu

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 03:09 PM (viF8m)

114 I'd hope she was home just to watch them go through her panty drawer.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 15, 2026 02:50 PM (Sco7b)

*shudder
I wouldn't curse that on anyone.

Posted by: Reforger at October 15, 2026 03:09 PM (Ae6Br)

115 Somalians will do whatever they can do, looting, theft, scamming

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 03:09 PM (Ia/+0)

116 >>> Too soon for "Nothing will happen" guy?

Something has to be done, we are crossing the rubicon for smug for Omar. If she gets all this thrown against her, and survives in the house to live another year? The amount of insufferability she'll have, feeling entitled and untouchable, will be so great it could power the sun. I don't think I can handle that.

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2026 03:10 PM (Toos7)

117 "Public records in the state, however, may tie Omar's sister, Sahra Noor, to the operation. Noor has run several businesses in the region, including the People's Center Clinics & Services in the Somali neighborhood of Minneapolis, which controversially received a $2 million earmark while her sister was a state representative."

Is Sahra Omar's real sister, or the pretend sister? I've lost track of these fakes constantly practicing their taqiyya (lying) ways on US.

If they jailed the whole extended family, their tribe has another 1000 to take their place, but at least the public would be made aware (despite Jake's efforts).

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2026 03:10 PM (vbXSk)

118 I'll believe that she'll have consequences when I see them.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 15, 2026 03:10 PM (VCgbV)

119 Taking her passport isn't good. She can't just leave now.
Posted by: torabora


How many illegals came in without a passport? Leaving can't be that hard.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2026 03:11 PM (oqpkA)

120 Something has to be done, we are crossing the rubicon for smug for Omar. If she gets all this thrown against her, and survives in the house to live another year? The amount of insufferability she'll have, feeling entitled and untouchable, will be so great it could power the sun. I don't think I can handle that.
Posted by: LizLem


I agree. I'm just worried that at the crunch moment, our side will fold.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2026 03:13 PM (oqpkA)

121 "Taking her passport isn't good. She can't just leave now."

Not easily, but she is probably still convinced Allah will make sure she prevails against the American infidel dogs.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2026 03:13 PM (vbXSk)

122 The amount of insufferability she'll have, feeling entitled and untouchable, will be so great it could power the sun.
Posted by: LizLem

Perhaps someone can rush up and splash her again on camera. That gave her a day or so of media empathy.

Posted by: old chick at October 15, 2026 03:15 PM (F3Dlr)

123 And now for something completely different:

https://tinyurl.com/47kzscye

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 15, 2026 03:15 PM (y1wyK)

124 Speaking of Minneapolis burning. It's George Floyd's birthday! He's been drug free for six years!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 15, 2026 03:17 PM (bX16E)

125 Well, a district court judge may temporarily slow the process, so nothing might as well happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 03:17 PM (0ZmKh)

126 >>> I agree. I'm just worried that at the crunch moment, our side will fold.
Posted by: rickb223

Or someone will taint the evidence. Supposedly that's why Bill Ayer's walked free when his habs were all over the Weather Underground terrorism plans. Botched evidence so he got out. Hopefully current DOJ is less corrupt.

Somalis fleeing back home have been caught with actual gold coins or bars at the MN airport. What would Ilhan pack?

Posted by: LizLem at October 15, 2026 03:17 PM (Toos7)

127 119 Taking her passport isn't good. She can't just leave now.
Posted by: torabora


How many illegals came in without a passport? Leaving can't be that hard.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2026 03:11 PM (oqpkA)

How? This isn’t the EU, or Australia, the ROK, the PRC or Japan. In all those places they make sure you leave by checking your passport when you leave. The United States should do this but does not.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 15, 2026 03:17 PM (1UOiF)

128 I'll believe that she'll have consequences when I see them.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 15, 2026 03:10 PM (VCgbV)
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You know who else talked like that?

https://youtu.be/Yx2exbhMHQU?t=4

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 15, 2026 03:18 PM (y1wyK)

129 Has the “nothing will happen” dude shown up yet?

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 15, 2026 03:18 PM (1UOiF)

130 @124 George Floyd has been getting regular injections from the devil for six years

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2026 03:18 PM (V2IGM)

131 They told us 30,000 per day were dying in Somalia when I was deployed there. That 65% had full blown AIDS!! and most of the rest were HIV+. Wasn't enough I guess.
There is more to this grift than just Learing Centers. False numbers for foreign aid and shit like that. Mogdishu has changed quite a bit over the years. Where I was out in the sticks at Victory Base is now covered in suburb.
I'd bet at least one of our $40 trillion in debt can be directly traced there.

Posted by: Reforger at October 15, 2026 03:19 PM (Ae6Br)

132 Then facing a Ma Deuce.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Locket Rauncher moah fun.
Posted by: Kim Jong Un
------

All too quick. I prefer the Gibbet. A lasting object lesson, on display.
"Gibbeted: The Last Live Gibbeting In England":
https://shorturl.at/lKeE7

The story:
https://www.spookyisles.com/gibbeting-england/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2026 03:20 PM (XeU6L)

133 "Her passport and phone were seized"


Holy FVCK! This is huge. Somehow the doj convinced a liberal democrat DC judge that she is a flight risk.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 15, 2026 03:20 PM (I43vL)

134 Afuera la sucks
_ghost of Melei

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2026 03:20 PM (35ICP)

135 So, um, what's the point of a legal system again?

To keep the peons in line. Same as it ever was.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 15, 2026 03:20 PM (ExV1e)

136 Somalis fleeing back home have been caught with actual gold coins or bars at the MN airport. What would Ilhan pack?
Posted by: LizLem
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Cayman Island account numbers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2026 03:21 PM (XeU6L)

137 Phone posting sucks

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2026 03:21 PM (35ICP)

138 111 Taking her passport isn't good. She can't just leave now.

Trump: Now youse can't leave.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 03:22 PM (Riz8t)

139 Taking her passport isn't good. She can't just leave now.
Posted by: torabora


How many illegals came in without a passport? Leaving can't be that hard.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 15, 2026 03:11 PM (oqpkA)


It's simple. Any helicopter will do. She leaves, preferably over the ocean. No one says she has to arrive.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2026 03:23 PM (2WIwB)

140 Phone posting sucks
Posted by: Braenyard
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Operator, would you help me make this call?

Posted by: Jim Croce at October 15, 2026 03:23 PM (XeU6L)

141 Sad trombone

>>@paulsperry_
·
5m
>>BREAKING: A Biden-appointed federal judge Thursday dismissed as "speculative" a lawsuit by Obama CIA Director John Brennan compelling DOJ to preserve all records from its investigation into Brennan so he can challenge any forthcoming criminal indictment against him as a malicious prosecution

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 03:23 PM (viF8m)

142 On-topic obligatory musical interlude:

https://tinyurl.com/bdfw4fan

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 15, 2026 03:23 PM (y1wyK)

143 Do it. Do it now. Like I said yesterday, Ilan, small rubber Zodiac, middle of Atlantic.

Posted by: tubal at October 15, 2026 03:23 PM (Gqar8)

144 "Her passport and phone were seized"
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One of her passports...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2026 03:24 PM (XeU6L)

145 Phone posting sucks
Posted by: Braenyard
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Operator, would you help me make this call?

Posted by: Jim Croce at October 15, 2026 03:23 PM (XeU6L)
-

https://youtu.be/-RwEpUHynTc

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 15, 2026 03:25 PM (y1wyK)

146 144 "Her passport and phone were seized"
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One of her passports...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2026 03:24 PM (XeU6L)

And one of her phones.

Posted by: tubal at October 15, 2026 03:25 PM (Gqar8)

147 "Her passport and phone were seized"
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One of her passports...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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And, one of her phones.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2026 03:25 PM (XeU6L)

148 Execution is in December...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


They went from deportation to execution?
Trump, you magnificent bastard!

Oh.
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Just promote it like an MMA card--Hassan at 1 pm, Ilhan at 2 pm, Brennan in the main event at 3 pm.

Posted by: Crusader at October 15, 2026 03:26 PM (TN0g+)

149 12 Greetings from the TX welcome center on I-20 W
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 15, 2026 02:35 PM (IAmAD)

Another 800 miles and you’ll be in El Paso.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 15, 2026 03:26 PM (1UOiF)

150 One of her passports...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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And, one of her phones.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Boy, youse guys are suspicious sorts, eh?

Posted by: MkY at October 15, 2026 03:26 PM (ZHRuH)

151 Tubal - We're such cynics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2026 03:27 PM (XeU6L)

152 Maybe she will go to Canada?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 15, 2026 03:27 PM (Wp1X1)

153 Is the MoMe bail fund up and running??

Posted by: tubal at October 15, 2026 03:27 PM (Gqar8)

154 124 Speaking of Minneapolis burning. It's George Floyd's birthday! He's been drug free for six years!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 15, 2026 03:17 PM (bX16E)

Give a man a hit, and he's high for a night.
Teach a man to OD, and he's high for the rest of his life.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 03:28 PM (l3cgK)

155 OT a 66 yr old guy was arrested in the Catskill NY Walmart parking lot for committing a "lewd act" in his car. Some woman complained and security cameras id'ed the guy. Must have seen some heifer in Walmart and couldn't wait to get home

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2026 03:28 PM (V2IGM)

156 Greetings from the TX welcome center on I-20 W
Posted by: screaming in digital at October 15, 2026 02:35 PM (IAmAD)

Another 800 miles and you’ll be in El Paso.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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'Amarillo by Morning' just popped into my head.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2026 03:28 PM (XeU6L)

157 151 Tubal - We're such cynics.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2026 03:27 PM (XeU6L)

Nah, we just pay attention.

Posted by: tubal at October 15, 2026 03:28 PM (Gqar8)

158 And if she did run that sure would look good for her defense. A sitting Congresswoman leaving the country to avoid a federal investigation into immigration and fraud charges.

How would those optics look?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 03:28 PM (viF8m)

159 124 George Floyd has been getting regular injections from the devil for six years
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Hoopin' down here, yo!

Posted by: Stan at October 15, 2026 03:29 PM (seCv0)

160 Is the MoMe bail fund up and running??
Posted by: tubal
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Great. Now 'Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money' is running through my head.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2026 03:30 PM (XeU6L)

161 3:30 and media lies

CBC - Carney in Alberta for Canada rallies. Bite me.

CNN - Ukraine out of Patriot missiles. Awww.

MS Now - record number of early ballots cast. Sweet, sweet hopium.

FoxNews - Omar

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 15, 2026 03:32 PM (Sco7b)

162 The wheels are in motion?

Posted by: Baby Bhatt at October 15, 2026 03:32 PM (Myt96)

163 Expiring minds need to know” will the sheeple be allowed to watch Ilhan Omar be led to the airplane returning her to the third world shitthole where she originated? ‘.

Or will the same tender sensibilities that eagerly anticipated seeing the Orange Man Bad’s head blown off on national TV at Butler be too traumatized to view Ilhan ride away ?

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 15, 2026 03:32 PM (FCPbW)

164 https://tinyurl.com/bdfw4fan

Appropriating my cultural heritage! Rhee!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 03:33 PM (RIvkX)

165 My local polling place is thick with sign-waving octogenarian Karens outside.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2026 03:34 PM (XeU6L)

166 I see 20 years of legal battles ahead.

Waiting out Trump, waiting out those like me who vote for it.

OTOH and interesting: Somaliland officials and authorities strongly oppose her political stance. Because she backs a unified Somalia and opposes Somaliland's independent moves or agreements (such as the deal with Ethiopia), Somaliland leadership has sharply criticized her. In March 2026, official bodies/voices in Somaliland even called for her extradition/action amid domestic and international political disputes.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 15, 2026 03:34 PM (NFX2v)

167 My local polling place is thick with sign-waving octogenarian Karens outside.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I can imagine.

Posted by: Stan at October 15, 2026 03:35 PM (seCv0)

168 CBC - Carney in Alberta for Canada rallies. Bite me.

CNN - Ukraine out of Patriot missiles. Awww.

MS Now - record number of early ballots cast. Sweet, sweet hopium.

FoxNews - Omar
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 15, 2026 03:32 PM (Sco7b)

PM Carney just might be doing the opposite by showing up in AB by reminding AB voters he is PM.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 15, 2026 03:36 PM (1UOiF)

169 The simple truth of the matter is that Somalis would never return to Somalia. They are this generation's equivalent to the Romani Gypsies. They'll merely find more fertile and accommodating grounds more fitting to their illegal endeavors. I fully expect a large swath of the Minnesota Somalis to pick up and move in mass as a tribal society is want to do. San Diego is a good guess on their next fleecing destination.

Were they to get tossed out of the US by some unlikely miracle, I would expect them to move onto an established welfare state like Canada, UK, France and even some of the Slavic countries. It would be a country ripe for the picking. They are, at there heart, 21st Century Gypsies.

Posted by: Orson at October 15, 2026 03:36 PM (dIske)

170 My local polling place is thick with sign-waving octogenarian Karens outside.
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It'll be 4 o'clock soon enough and they'll leave for dinner.

Posted by: Crusader at October 15, 2026 03:37 PM (TN0g+)

171 PM Carney just might be doing the opposite by showing up in AB by reminding AB voters he is PM.

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 15, 2026 03:36 P

My local beer store lady said business is way down.

The trade war is going magnificently.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 15, 2026 03:37 PM (Sco7b)

172 'Amarillo by Morning' just popped into my head.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 15, 2026 03:28 PM (XeU6L)

Is this the way to Amarillo?

Posted by: Tony Christie at October 15, 2026 03:37 PM (1UOiF)

173 Well, they shivved a black woman to make way for Talafreako. And they threw that black woman accused of the $5 million FEMA fraud to the rats. And they are in the process of shivving Kamala Harris ahead of 2028.

I'm not sure being a black woman is the armor it once was.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 15, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

If you can t combine black with lesbian, trans , or mixed Indian, Middle Eastern blood then you got weak armor. Then is known in the SPLC grievance handbook as the inoculation hierarchy.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 15, 2026 03:37 PM (FCPbW)

174 170 My local polling place is thick with sign-waving octogenarian Karens outside.
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It'll be 4 o'clock soon enough and they'll leave for dinner.
Posted by: Crusader at October 15, 2026 03:37 PM (TN0g+)

Rally at the Olde Chokers Buffet for Early Bird Special!!!

Posted by: tubal at October 15, 2026 03:38 PM (Gqar8)

175 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2026 03:38 PM (seCv0)

176 I think I've linked this before. David Steinberg writing on Powerline had the most detailed post I've seen regarding Ilhan's father and siblings:

https://tinyurl.com/yzhde8er

Posted by: beckster at October 15, 2026 03:38 PM (kX27y)

177 My local beer store lady said business is way down.

The trade war is going magnificently.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 15, 2026 03:37 PM (Sco7b)

Damnit, and I love Canadian beer. As Slayer says, “Canadian beer 6,5 percent fuck yea!!!”

Moosehead FTW

Posted by: Cow Demon at October 15, 2026 03:39 PM (1UOiF)

178 28 >>I've heard both that she was home and she wasn't home for the raid.

Well her husband was home because I've seen video of him walking the dog while the raid was being carried out.
Posted by: JackStraw

During the on-camera exchange, Tim Mynett was indeed walking the family dog, a yellow Labrador retriever, when a reporter from Fox News Digital confronted him outside their Washington, D.C. residence.

In response to a Q, he said (re the wife) she was 12 when she arrived in the U.S.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 15, 2026 03:44 PM (NFX2v)

179 The Somalis might do their own version of BLM and burn down the city of Minneapolis if Ilhan is charged and /or deported,

I'm already thrilled that we may be rid of Ilhan, you don't need to keep selling it to me.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 15, 2026 03:44 PM (BvPIe)

180 "CNN star Jake Tapper"
lol

Posted by: wth at October 15, 2026 04:02 PM (UjdFS)

181 Of course, the real festival of comedy begins when she is barred from the US, but then Somalia tries to make her their Ambassador to the UN.

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at October 15, 2026 04:10 PM (VqeLu)

182 God! I am so HARD right now...!

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at October 15, 2026 04:12 PM (DgP+t)

183 She and her turban and husband(s) should collect the $ to be deported and to sit on the money sent to Somilaland like a queen.

I read her own staff (!) changed her birth date, Tapper!

He looks about as constipated as Tucker.

I do hope for a mug shot without the turban, as well as her deported arse leaving.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 15, 2026 04:15 PM (hzuYO)

184 I love Tapper's and his legal analyst's obsession with the DOJ rule about action within 60 days of an election.

Guys, that is to prevent tipping a race from one candidate to the other. Omar has won 74% of the somali fraudsters vote in her district twice. She is in no danger of losing. The rule is a moot point in her case.

Posted by: deadrody at October 15, 2026 05:13 PM (vgB0v)

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