Teddy Bear the Talking Porcupine Cafe

Nagano Prefecture, Japan
Ryogo Urata

Magpies "serenading" their human friend.

Elephant works the problem.

Petting and playing with a friendly shoebill stork.

We're gonna need a bigger boat. No wait, this one will do just fine.

Drone photographs alligator. The alligator does not appreciate it.

Move, bitch, get out da way.

Close encounter with an orca.

Woman water-skis with dolphins. (It's actually a wakeboard, I know.)

Bear and man.

Good clip for spooky season.

Two bulldogs watch the dog kennel scene from The Thing.

The Batman Kid is taking this too seriously.

Classic: Buttermilk the bouncing bounding baby goat.

Very cute: Squirrel is best friends not just with a man but a bull terrier. (? on that dog identification.)

Smuggler’s Notch, Vermont! https://t.co/vw15vUmj9j
— Anthony Quintano (@AnthonyQuintano) October 1, 2026

Teddy Bear the Talking Porcupine likes corn, but does not like sharing.

Does Teddy like pumpkin? There's only one way to find out.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:27 PM

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1 Japan does have some amazing scenery.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2026 07:28 PM (Y/06r)

2 How much blood did those trees have to soak up to prepare for Halloween?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 07:29 PM (l3cgK)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 07:30 PM (Ia/+0)

4 That is some beautiful scenery, arigato Nippon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 07:30 PM (2GVsD)

5
*looks over chalkboard specials*

Porcupine Pasta, please.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2026 07:32 PM (eRlcH)

6 80%! We are soooo close!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

7 Well that would be an interesting sequel to Matango, an island with nothing but vampire trees and people are stranded on the island.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 07:33 PM (2GVsD)

8 Elephant got its last meal out of that tree, keeps it up he will starve in a desert

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)

9 Shark looked like it died right there

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0)

10 Well that would be an interesting sequel to Matango, an island with nothing but vampire trees and people are stranded on the island.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 07:33 PM

Wouldn't vampire trees prefer cacti to humans, as they're more succulent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2026 07:37 PM (0sNs1)

11 Buttermilk the baby bounding goat IS A LUNATIC.

Posted by: Orson at October 15, 2026 07:38 PM (dIske)

12
Principal export of Vermont: smugness

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2026 07:38 PM (eRlcH)

13 Principal export of Vermont: smugness
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2026 07:38 PM (eRlcH)

___________________

"Smuggler's Notch" has a totally different meaning in prison.

Posted by: Orson at October 15, 2026 07:39 PM (dIske)

14 I saw "Close encounter with an orca" and thought it read "Close encounter with an okra." I was then looking for Diogenes with a complaint.

Posted by: bluebell at October 15, 2026 07:40 PM (uyuYG)

15 Porcupines sound like drunk cats when they’re eating.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 15, 2026 07:40 PM (6ydKt)

16 From Homely Democrat Threatens Republicans:

31 Somewhere there is a Hasan Piker orbiter who thinks they can fix Jamie West.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 06:42 PM (2GVsD)

Of Twitch streamers, Asmongold has the smarter fans. I saw a YouTube short that someone else snipped from a livestream where Asmon was reacting to a video by Ocean (27F) making her pitch for immediate marriage, and both his live chat and the YT comments were all like, "I CANNOT FIX HER." We're learning!

Let's see if I can dig that up from my YT history, so you can all bask in the wonderment of knowing that someone, somewhere jumped on that grenade:

Mad-Hercules - She Has The Perfect Offer😭
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ab5Mtu_UY3E

Posted by: SciVo at October 15, 2026 07:43 PM (ke3zm)

17 How do porcupines mate?

Very carefully.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2026 07:44 PM (0sNs1)

18 Well that would be an interesting sequel to Matango, an island with nothing but vampire trees and people are stranded on the island.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 07:33 PM
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What do vampire trees feed on when there are no people around?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 15, 2026 07:45 PM (FZ29D)

19
Old Mama Dot has become a house dog. It's like having an 11-year-old puppy. She and Diana steal each other's chew toys and beds. The vet said she was in great shape when she went in for shots this week.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2026 07:47 PM (eRlcH)

20 I saw "Close encounter with an orca" and thought it read "Close encounter with an okra." I was then looking for Diogenes with a complaint.
Posted by: bluebell at October 15, 2026 07:40 PM

bluebell, I've found a recipe for Roasted Brussels Sprouts and Okra Casserole for the upcoming Deplorable Gourmet II, whenever you're ready.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)

21 We need to naturalize magpies in Illinois. We crave more chaotic hilarity.

Posted by: gp at October 15, 2026 07:47 PM (Jr5Lq)

22 Mad-Hercules - She Has The Perfect Offer😭
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ab5Mtu_UY3E
Posted by: SciVo at October 15, 2026 07:43 PM (ke3zm)

I gotta admit the Shrek Role-play almost has me sold.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 15, 2026 07:47 PM (6ydKt)

23 I got my SCP-079 plush today. It's pretty cool. It goes well with the SCP-106 plush.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 15, 2026 07:49 PM (CHHv1)

24 On the boat home.

Let’s go SEAHAWKS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2026 07:50 PM (mdyIS)

25 22 Mad-Hercules - She Has The Perfect Offer😭
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ab5Mtu_UY3E
Posted by: SciVo at October 15, 2026 07:43 PM (ke3zm)

I gotta admit the Shrek Role-play almost has me sold.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 15, 2026 07:47 PM (6ydKt)

...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 07:50 PM (l3cgK)

26 I better get to bed, and stop popping in in tje middle of the night
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 07:52 PM (Ia/+0)

27 Katy Padilla Stout is a family woman
youtu.be/d4PU_TpZhgQ
[skip to 6:00]

Posted by: 88C+u at October 15, 2026 07:52 PM (88C+u)

28 Petting and playing with a friendly shoebill stork.

Sure, let your preschooler pal around with a bird that eats baby crocodiles.

Posted by: mikeski at October 15, 2026 07:53 PM (VHUov)

29 27 Katy Padilla Stout is a family woman
youtu.be/d4PU_TpZhgQ
[skip to 6:00]

Posted by: 88C+u at October 15, 2026 07:52 PM (88C+u)

She's more than twice the...size...of her opponent.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 07:55 PM (l3cgK)

30 The rather unlikely Penguipine hybrid developed by Canadian Nazis has been described as a pointedly pointless product. It seems no one wanted a stinky sticky sea fowl/weasel monster that can swim, except for two crazy Canucks and a mysterious figure known as "Großer Seevogel".

Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 15, 2026 07:56 PM (MWfyi)

31 I was like, nah this chick is too nuts even for me, even the offer of her womb and theft on demand seemed kind scary, but then she said “I’m into Shrek Role-play” and i realized she had a sense of humor and a donkey in the bedroom and just that alone could probably be enough to wipe out her $100K debt and even things out a little on the scale of pros and cons.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 15, 2026 07:56 PM (6ydKt)

32 bluebell, I've found a recipe for Roasted Brussels Sprouts and Okra Casserole for the upcoming Deplorable Gourmet II, whenever you're ready.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs
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I'm ready when Ace is!

Posted by: bluebell at October 15, 2026 07:56 PM (uyuYG)

33 Elephant works the problem.

In Looney Tunes world, that would have ended differently.

Posted by: SPROING! at October 15, 2026 07:57 PM (VHUov)

34 Today is tax day for us extension procrastinators.

I had to send the IRS some money and wanted to make sure it was postmarked today. I asked the clerk at usps can you stamp this? I was thinking it would be run through a machine or some mechanical stamp. Nope just a manual stamp. The kind that can be set to any date you want in 10 seconds. No audit trail, no nothing.

But yeah there is no way mail in ballots would ever be postmarked after the fact. No way man. Democrats who work at usps would absolutely never ever do that. Right?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 15, 2026 07:59 PM (5veqh)

35 Can sharks be mistaken for alligators?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 15, 2026 08:00 PM (cWLG3)

36 How do porcupines mate?

Very carefully.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Masochism is a survival trait for them.

Posted by: mikeski at October 15, 2026 08:00 PM (VHUov)

37 29 27 Katy Padilla Stout is a family woman
youtu.be/d4PU_TpZhgQ
[skip to 6:00]

Posted by: 88C+u at October 15, 2026 07:52 PM (88C+u)

She's more than twice the...size...of her opponent.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 07:55 PM (l3cgK)

Ugh...
Katy Padilla Stout ..."Mothers and Sons in Love"...Exploring fantasy and reality , consensual , sensual relationships between moms and their adult sons because #LoveIsLove #Consangunamory #Consensualncest

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 08:00 PM (l3cgK)

38 "@nicksortor
If it DOES end up being confirmed that a private citizen and FATHER of a student shot and kiIIed the gunman INSIDE the school, we HAVE to rally around him.

Because leftists are UNDOUBTEDLY going to push for him to be charged for possessing the gun.

STAND BY THIS HERO!"

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2026 08:02 PM (vbXSk)

39 36 How do porcupines mate?

Very carefully.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Masochism is a survival trait for them.

Posted by: mikeski at October 15, 2026 08:00 PM (VHUov)

They don't piss off the females mid-activity...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 08:02 PM (l3cgK)

40 "@nicksortor 45m
🚨 BREAKING: A bystander had already KlLLED the shooter at the Bend elementary school before police even arrived

And even CNN is admitting this would've been MUCH WORSE had that good guy with a gun NOT been there:"

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2026 08:03 PM (vbXSk)

41 Greetings from Mexia, TX. Heading out for an H-E-B run in a moment.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 15, 2026 08:04 PM (xePeB)

42 40 "@nicksortor 45m
🚨 BREAKING: A bystander had already KlLLED the shooter at the Bend elementary school before police even arrived

And even CNN is admitting this would've been MUCH WORSE had that good guy with a gun NOT been there:"

Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2026 08:03 PM (vbXSk)

The reason many potential mass-casualty events stopped by good guys with guns don't show up in the statistics is because the bad guy is stopped before it becomes mass-casualty.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 08:04 PM (l3cgK)

43 40 "@nicksortor 45m
🚨 BREAKING: A bystander had already KlLLED the shooter at the Bend elementary school before police even arrived

Its was a 16 year old boy who was the murderer... Thank you to the hero who kept it from being even more tragic

Posted by: It's me donna at October 15, 2026 08:06 PM (+gK6I)

44
Has Nevergiveup been around recently? It makes me uncomfortable when regulars go missing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2026 08:06 PM (eRlcH)

45 >>Can sharks be mistaken for alligators?

Sharks have shorter legs.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 08:07 PM (viF8m)

46
One of the questions of exoplanet research is asking how our own solar system compares. Are we run of the mill, or some sort of oddball or something. Trouble has been a piss-poor sample of exo-solar systems. That is changing slowly, and now they think they've seen a enough to decide that there are basically two families of stellar systems.

Type 1 they call "peas in a pod". Low mass systems, very ordered, with many planets sort of close together. The other type is "high dynamical temperature". These are higher mass systems where the mass seems to get concentrated in relatively fewer, big mass planets more distantly spaced.

In that picture, our own solar system is sort of at a tipping point between those two types. Were peas in a pod, but yet are a little dynamically hotter. This may, may be some sort of sweet spot, who knows....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 15, 2026 08:08 PM (w6EFb)

47 Has Nevergiveup been around recently? It makes me uncomfortable when regulars go missing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 15, 2026 08:06 PM (eRlcH)
=====

The last I remember he was going to Israel for a volunteer stint covering reservists called up to the front in early 2024.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 08:09 PM (RIvkX)

48 I have a couple of questions now:

1. Did I miss the memo that grippy socks = a grippy ... ?

2. What are grippy socks?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1)

49 What are grippy socks?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1)
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They have anti-slip plastic pieces sewn in.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 08:11 PM (RIvkX)

50 They don't piss off the females mid-activity...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 08:02 PM

They know about and can find the man in the boat?

Posted by: Frank Constanza at October 15, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)

51 They have anti-slip plastic pieces sewn in.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 08:11 PM

Is that like ribbed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)

52 How do porcupines mate?

Very carefully.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Masochism is a survival trait for them.
Posted by: mikeski

They don't piss off the females mid-activity...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

"Gimme nine inches and make it hurt!"

"You too!"

Posted by: porcupine pillow talk at October 15, 2026 08:13 PM (VHUov)

53 Good Lord, every time I think Tucker can’t go any lower - someone has just posted Tucker talking about beasti*lity po*n, saying he didn’t watch it much but it shouldn’t be illegal. Especially the horse stuff, which he kinda likes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2026 08:13 PM (Y6Q+5)

54
Every so often, a dead baobab tree is found tipped over on top of the skeleton of an elephant. (The tree trunk is edible.)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 15, 2026 08:14 PM (hZ1gu)

55 49 What are grippy socks?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1)
====

They have anti-slip plastic pieces sewn in.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 08:11 PM (RIvkX)

The kind you get as gifts from the hospital during your stay.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 15, 2026 08:15 PM (6ydKt)

56 Especially the horse stuff, which he kinda likes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2026 08:13 PM

I don't.

Posted by: The Moroccan Donkey at October 15, 2026 08:15 PM (0sNs1)

57 "What are grippy socks?
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

Grippy socks are tight!

Posted by: Grippy Sock at October 15, 2026 08:16 PM (MWfyi)

58 someone has just posted Tucker talking about beasti*lity po*n, saying he didn’t watch it much but it shouldn’t be illegal. Especially the horse stuff, which he kinda likes.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Centaurs came from somewhere, hater.

Posted by: T. Carlson at October 15, 2026 08:16 PM (VHUov)

59 Is that like ribbed?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)
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Exactly like that, except ... never mind.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 08:17 PM (RIvkX)

60 Also, twenty bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Grippy Sock at October 15, 2026 08:17 PM (MWfyi)

61 53 Good Lord, every time I think Tucker can’t go any lower - someone has just posted Tucker talking about beasti*lity po*n, saying he didn’t watch it much but it shouldn’t be illegal. Especially the horse stuff, which he kinda likes.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Mr. Ed hardest hit. "Wilburrrr, that Tuca guy is hanging around the stall again!"

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2026 08:17 PM (E4rtv)

62 FYI, I am planning on some antiquing tomorrow east of Corsicana. If anyone wants to join in, say so here or contact me by way of tutuatin@hoboes.com. I can stop by any of the Corsicana hotels or at the Ranch.

And if anyone knows how to contact SnailRacer, let her know.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 15, 2026 08:17 PM (CQ8KO)

63 Especially the horse stuff, which he kinda likes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2026 08:13 PM

I don't.
Posted by: The Moroccan Donkey at October 15, 2026 08:15 PM (0sNs1)
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*tired sigh*

Posted by: The Chicken at October 15, 2026 08:17 PM (y0/gU)

64 44
Has Nevergiveup been around recently? It makes me uncomfortable when regulars go missing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Been a long while. As in mebbe a year or so.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2026 08:18 PM (E4rtv)

65 GO BRONCOS

Posted by: Ronster at October 15, 2026 08:18 PM (JJFW9)

66 Good Lord, every time I think Tucker can’t go any lower - someone has just posted Tucker talking about beasti*lity po*n, saying he didn’t watch it much but it shouldn’t be illegal. Especially the horse stuff, which he kinda likes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2026 08:13 PM (Y6Q+5)
=====
The Qataris are getting their money's worth.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 08:18 PM (RIvkX)

67 Off grippy sock.

Posted by: Grippy Sock at October 15, 2026 08:18 PM (MWfyi)

68 Oh shit...

Posted by: Grippy Sock at October 15, 2026 08:19 PM (MWfyi)

69 65 GO BRONCOS
Posted by: Ronster

Go on...

Posted by: Tucker! at October 15, 2026 08:19 PM (88C+u)

70 Off grippy sock.
Posted by: Grippy Sock

Oh shit...
Posted by: Grippy Sock

* golf clap *

Posted by: I never meta joke I didn't like at October 15, 2026 08:20 PM (VHUov)

71 Hmm, *plllpphhh * , umm, * scratch *, well...

@Variety
Steven Soderbergh will help finish “The Batman Part II” while director Matt Reeves is on hiatus dealing with a personal matter.

Soderbergh said in a statement: “I thought Matt Reeves’ work on ‘The Batman’ was stunning; it was intentional, specific and rigorously coherent. The goal here is to work with Matt and his team to generate footage that will integrate seamlessly with what’s already been shot so Matt can properly finish his film.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 15, 2026 08:21 PM (nEUC6)

72 Magpies are asshole.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 15, 2026 08:21 PM (2NHgQ)

73 67 Off grippy sock.
Posted by: Grippy Sock at October 15, 2026 08:18 PM (MWfyi)

68 Oh shit...
Posted by: Grippy Sock at October 15, 2026 08:19 PM

I think I'm starting to get it. Once it gets a'grip of ya, ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2026 08:21 PM (0sNs1)

74 Anybody got some acetone?

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 08:21 PM (MWfyi)

75 The funny thing is they don't work.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 08:22 PM (RIvkX)

76 Mr. Ed hardest hit. "Wilburrrr, that Tuca guy is hanging around the stall again!"
Posted by: whig at October 15, 2026 08:17 PM (E4rtv)
That was really funny
Thanks

Posted by: MAC V SOG at October 15, 2026 08:22 PM (P4Pk9)

77 Anybody got some acetone?
Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 08:21 PM

Hard to get the good stuff anymore. You can synthesize it yourself, however.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2026 08:22 PM (0sNs1)

78 Never mind. The heat gun worked.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 08:23 PM (MWfyi)

79 6 80%! We are soooo close!
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Hopes dashed on a Friday evening, most delicious!
Has happened often before.
The people desire aquatic bird content,
The Horde always clamors for more.

Posted by: Penguin Pool Pete at October 15, 2026 08:23 PM (EdP2u)

80 46
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 15, 2026 08:08 PM (w6EFb)

Problem is, with current technology it's hard to detect smaller planets reliably, and as for moons? even harder. So our ability to detect also skews the results.
Reminds me of the story, during WW2, when the British or Americans were trying to figure out where to add additional armor to bombers and were using the places where the returning airplanes were shot as the first place to add, but a mathematician noted that those planes came back, so armoring those places didn't make sense; instead they should look where the planes that didn't come back were hit, but since that wasn't possible, use the places on the planes that came back WEREN'T hit...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 08:23 PM (l3cgK)

81 The Qataris are getting their money's worth.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
=====
They were disappointed he did not mention sheep nor goats in his critical review of bestial pron.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2026 08:25 PM (E4rtv)

82 The Horde always clamors for more.
Posted by: Penguin Pool Pete at October 15, 2026 08:23 PM

Easy for you to say, señor. You don't have to spend weeks trying to mitigate the miasmatic mephiticism.

Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at October 15, 2026 08:26 PM (NX9g7)

83 Anybody got some acetone?
Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 08:21 PM (MWfyi)

None I can spare. How's about some 80 grit sandpaper instead?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 15, 2026 08:27 PM (iIyc0)

84 74 Anybody got some acetone?
Posted by: fd
=======
Ayup, Turpentine, Mineral Spirits, even MEK. Whatcha want it for. I use stuff like that for stripping old furniture or cleaning/degreasing mechanical parts.

You can find paint removal grade acetone at Walmart in the paint dept or smaller amounts in the fingernail polish area.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2026 08:27 PM (E4rtv)

85 54
Every so often, a dead baobab tree is found tipped over on top of the skeleton of an elephant. (The tree trunk is edible.)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 15, 2026 08:14 PM (hZ1gu)

Speaking and Clicking in Xhosa:
"Indlovu embi itye ikhaya lam!"

Posted by: Kalahari Bushmen at October 15, 2026 08:28 PM (l3cgK)

86 "None I can spare. How's about some 80 grit sandpaper instead?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy"

Not a problem anymore. It fell right off.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 08:28 PM (MWfyi)

87 >> use the places on the planes that came back WEREN'T hit...

That is the classic, textbook example of survivor bias.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 15, 2026 08:28 PM (w6EFb)

88 55 49 What are grippy socks?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1)
====

They have anti-slip plastic pieces sewn in.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 08:11 PM (RIvkX)

The kind you get as gifts from the hospital during your stay.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 15, 2026 08:15 PM (6ydKt)

And they come in different colors! Collect the set!

Posted by: Kalahari Bushmen at October 15, 2026 08:28 PM (l3cgK)

89 78 Never mind. The heat gun worked.
Posted by: fd
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Good, hopefully it was not metal as heat guns can get hot enough to affect the temper of the metal.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2026 08:29 PM (E4rtv)

90 53 Good Lord, every time I think Tucker can’t go any lower - someone has just posted Tucker talking about beasti*lity po*n, saying he didn’t watch it much but it shouldn’t be illegal. Especially the horse stuff, which he kinda likes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2026 08:13 PM (Y6Q+5)

...

Posted by: Catherine the Great at October 15, 2026 08:29 PM (l3cgK)

91 Every so often, a dead baobab tree is found tipped over on top of the skeleton of an elephant. (The tree trunk is edible.)

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 15, 2026 08:14 PM

Not by that elephant (which is actually a loxodont, not an elephant).

Posted by: zombie Marlin Perkins at October 15, 2026 08:30 PM (0sNs1)

92 The Ace Tones would be a good name for a band.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 08:30 PM (MWfyi)

93 65 GO BRONCOS

Posted by: Ronster at October 15, 2026 08:18 PM (JJFW9)

Yessss!

Posted by: Cucker Quatarlson at October 15, 2026 08:31 PM (l3cgK)

94 90 53 Good Lord, every time I think Tucker can’t go any lower - someone has just posted Tucker talking about beasti*lity po*n, saying he didn’t watch it much but it shouldn’t be illegal. Especially the horse stuff, which he kinda likes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 15, 2026 08:13 PM (Y6Q+5)

...
Posted by: Catherine the Great
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I say NAY!!! No Consent!!!!

Posted by: Catherine's Horse at October 15, 2026 08:31 PM (E4rtv)

95 81 The Qataris are getting their money's worth.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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They were disappointed he did not mention sheep nor goats in his critical review of bestial pron.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2026 08:25 PM (E4rtv)

Goats and sheep are what's available; Only the Saudis can afford horses.

Posted by: Mo the Jihadi at October 15, 2026 08:32 PM (l3cgK)

96 Are you not in to camels, Mo?

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 08:34 PM (MWfyi)

97 96 Are you not in to camels, Mo?

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 08:34 PM (MWfyi)

They require either the camel laying down or a tall ladder...

Posted by: Mo the Jihadi at October 15, 2026 08:35 PM (l3cgK)

98 Been a long while. As in mebbe a year or so.

Yeah, a year ago July, I think, he joked about having less time to post because he was back in the civilian world, and they expect you to work at your job!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 15, 2026 08:38 PM (CQ8KO)

99 A camel beauty competition is a judged pageant for one-humped camels, where winners are selected based on features like head size, lip shape, neck length, and hump roundness.

In Saudi Arabia, the most famous version is part of the King Abdulaziz Camel Festival.

However, in last month's 2026 Camel Beauty Show Festival in Al Musanaa, Oman, 20 camel owners had their animals disqualified from the after veterinary inspectors discovered that the camels had undergone several cosmetic procedures to enhance their appearance.

The disqualified camels had received a mix of injectables, including hyaluronic acid injections to their lips, dermal fillers and silicone around their nose, Botox to soften their faces, silicone wax to inflate their humps, and more.

"We are keen to halt all acts of tampering and deception in the beautification of camels," festival organizers with the Camel Club and the Oman Camel Racing Federation said in a statement, as they added that they would impose "strict penalties on manipulators."

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at October 15, 2026 08:39 PM (0sNs1)

100 what kind of trees are those ones in Japan? simply beautiful

Posted by: Monica at October 15, 2026 08:40 PM (Z+Hdv)

101 "winner's are selected based on features like head size, lip shape, neck length, and hump roundness"

Yep. Dated her.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 08:40 PM (MWfyi)

102 101 "winner's are selected based on features like head size, lip shape, neck length, and hump roundness"

Yep. Dated her.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 08:40 PM (MWfyi)

Bactrian camels have the best protuberances.

Posted by: Uighurs at October 15, 2026 08:42 PM (l3cgK)

103 I find it fascinating when watching football and they show the coaches on the sidelines, nobody is smiling. The coaches are focused and the folks behind them look like they're frightened of something. No one is enjoying themselves.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 15, 2026 08:43 PM (2WIwB)

104 So-called 'one hump camels' are actually dromedaries, not camels.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 15, 2026 08:43 PM (xAPiy)

105 Sally the Camel had two humps and would never associate with those tramps.

Posted by: Ride Sally Ride at October 15, 2026 08:45 PM (MWfyi)

106 Fun fact. During WWII, the Japanese rocket powered suicide bomb was named the "Ohka" meaning "cherry blossom". The idea was the pilot's life was very beautiful but very short like a cherry blossom.

https://tinyurl.com/bdh4a75m

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at October 15, 2026 08:45 PM (ndZc7)

107 Fun fact. During WWII, the Japanese rocket powered suicide bomb was named the "Ohka" meaning "cherry blossom". The idea was the pilot's life was very beautiful but very short like a cherry blossom.

https://tinyurl.com/bdh4a75m

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at October 15, 2026 08:46 PM (ndZc7)

108 Fun fact. During WWII, the Japanese rocket powered suicide bomb was named the "Ohka" meaning "cherry blossom". The idea was the pilot's life was very beautiful but very short like a cherry blossom.

https://tinyurl.com/bdh4a75m

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at October 15, 2026 08:46 PM (ndZc7)

109 103 I find it fascinating when watching football and they show the coaches on the sidelines, nobody is smiling. The coaches are focused and the folks behind them look like they're frightened of something. No one is enjoying themselves.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Got to make those side bets happen on prediction markets.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2026 08:46 PM (E4rtv)

110 A fact so nice, he said it thrice!

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 08:48 PM (MWfyi)

111 Pure d-limonene is a great all around solvent and it’s only 150$ gallon.

Posted by: Accomack at October 15, 2026 08:49 PM (dJCmT)

112 >> I find it fascinating when watching football and they show the coaches on the sidelines, nobody is smiling.

Can't remember ever having a smiling coach in any sport.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 08:49 PM (viF8m)

113 If you were to try to do that on purpose you could not. You have been blessed by Minx with a triple post.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 08:49 PM (MWfyi)

114 I am going to have to ask Pixy about this phenomena.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 08:51 PM (MWfyi)

115 106 Fun fact. During WWII, the Japanese rocket powered suicide bomb was named the "Ohka" meaning "cherry blossom". The idea was the pilot's life was very beautiful but very short like a cherry blossom.

https://tinyurl.com/bdh4a75m

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at October 15, 2026 08:45 PM (ndZc7)

I read that at first as Okra...

Posted by: Uighurs at October 15, 2026 08:53 PM (l3cgK)

116 53 Good Lord, every time I think Tucker can’t go any lower - someone has just posted Tucker talking about beasti*lity po*n, saying he didn’t watch it much but it shouldn’t be illegal. Especially the horse stuff, which he kinda likes.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Saw that on Instapundit, under the title of 'Say Anything'. He seems to just vomit out stuff to get noticed. Otherwise, people forget he even is still out there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 15, 2026 08:53 PM (ErLti)

117 Seems like sexual perversity is common amongst the left...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 08:55 PM (l3cgK)

118 "I read that at first as Okra...
Posted by: Uighurs"

Then it would have meant "life was very beautiful but very slimy like gumbo".

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 08:56 PM (MWfyi)

119 I read that at first as Okra...
Posted by: Uighurs

====

The use of okra as a weapon/food has been banned by several treaties

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 15, 2026 08:56 PM (4HoLg)

120 Well.

Coaches are there to do a really tough job. They have to encourage and motivate and DISCIPLINE. They make quick decisions about the team and individuals. They have to know each participants’ personality and strengths and weaknesses and how to get the best effort out of them. Coaching is HARD.

The players should be focused, but happy.

I hate all the crotch grabbing celebration garbage. It’s gross. Pretend you’ve been here before.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2026 08:58 PM (9hNi7)

121 To be fair, I like fried okra. Only if it is done right. And a lot of it is done wrong.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 08:59 PM (MWfyi)

122 I hate all the crotch grabbing celebration garbage. It’s gross. Pretend you’ve been here before.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2026 08:58 PM (9hNi7)

Damn right ... and get your hair cut !!!

Posted by: zombie Paul Brown at October 15, 2026 09:00 PM (oCio0)

123 And then coaches have to deal with agents.

Jeepers. I’d not allow an agent into the freaking building. Ever.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2026 09:00 PM (yEz+x)

124 55 49 What are grippy socks?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1)
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They have anti-slip plastic pieces sewn in.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2026 08:11 PM (RIvkX)

The kind you get as gifts from the hospital during your stay.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 15, 2026 08:15 PM (6ydKt)

I think it was a reference to either the mental hospital stay or detox (or both), implying that crazy women make eager lovers. She was really making her pitch!

Posted by: SciVo at October 15, 2026 09:00 PM (ke3zm)

125 Deep frying gets all the hair and slime off of it. Works for a lot of things.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 09:00 PM (MWfyi)

126 120 Well.

Coaches are there to do a really tough job. They have to encourage and motivate and DISCIPLINE. They make quick decisions about the team and individuals. They have to know each participants’ personality and strengths and weaknesses and how to get the best effort out of them. Coaching is HARD.

The players should be focused, but happy.

I hate all the crotch grabbing celebration garbage. It’s gross. Pretend you’ve been here before.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2026 08:58 PM (9hNi7)

Punchline: "Well, they kicked us out of the grocery store..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 09:01 PM (l3cgK)

127 125 Deep frying gets all the hair and slime off of it. Works for a lot of things.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 09:00 PM (MWfyi)

I rarely cook okra, but one recipe said that if you make sure the okra is completely dry, it prevents the sliminess...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 09:01 PM (l3cgK)

128 Tesla/Space X unveiling the Tesla Roadster. Thing is going to be insane.

Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2026 09:02 PM (DBoNn)

129 Sounds like Elon is about to launch a flying Tesla.

https://tinyurl.com/4v84y9pj

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 09:04 PM (viF8m)

130 Elon talking it up.

Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2026 09:04 PM (DBoNn)

131 "Tesla/Space X unveiling the Tesla Roadster. Thing is going to be insane.
Posted by: JROD"

Does it drive itself into a pole at 120mph or does it need help from the driver?

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 09:04 PM (MWfyi)

132 @129 Jackstraw-hoping for some Jetsons type stuff

Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2026 09:05 PM (DBoNn)

133 My coach smiled for me a couple times.

If he ever said “good job,” it was cause celebre.

Suffice to say, “participation trophies” were not a thing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2026 09:06 PM (yEz+x)

134 Joni Bitchell is becoming a US citizen so she can vote against Trump.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 09:06 PM (MWfyi)

135 cold fire thrusters

Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2026 09:06 PM (DBoNn)

136 Tucker, stop!

Posted by: The Chicken at October 15, 2026 09:07 PM (Q+gd/)

137 Had to look for a picture.

Not too bad. Have to see the ass end to be sure. The front end looks fine, but I am not sure I like the roof line.

I like that it is more rounded than hard edged, but it might be a bit too rounded on that rear roof line.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2026 09:07 PM (Y/06r)

138 136 Tucker, stop!
Posted by: The Chicken at October 15, 2026 09:07 PM (Q+gd/)

Topical- and timely.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2026 09:08 PM (Y/06r)

139 …I've found a recipe for Roasted Brussels Sprouts and Okra Casserole…
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I gather from comments of some Morons that such a dish would be doubly terrifying.

Oh, well, it is Hallowe'en season.
☠️☠️

🎶[AI Julie Andrews voice:]
Ketchup on hot dogs
And carrots in chili
Taste of cilantro
Makes some Morons silly
Okra and Brussels Sprouts
Battered and fried
Some folks can never be quite satisfied…

Posted by: mindful webworker - off-key at October 15, 2026 09:08 PM (vmXN+)

140 Ok that was pretty nuts.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 09:08 PM (viF8m)

141 Thing just drove up 180 degrees upside down! LMAO!!! Jetsons baby!!!!!

Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2026 09:08 PM (DBoNn)

142 …….and it flys!

Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2026 09:09 PM (DBoNn)

143 Mammaw did fried okra. It was fine.

Mammaw made many dishes. Her repertoire was as varied as it was delicious. Notably, she never served brussel sprouts that I can ever remember.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2026 09:10 PM (Y/06r)

144 Notably, she never served brussel sprouts that I can ever remember.
__

God bless her.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 15, 2026 09:10 PM (HHrXL)

145 Israel 'took the land' from Palestinians, has 'ceded moral ground,' Obama tells Belfast crowd = JPost

Posted by: 88C+u at October 15, 2026 09:11 PM (88C+u)

146 Ugly though……looks like a squarish Lambo

Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2026 09:11 PM (DBoNn)

147 145 Israel 'took the land' from Palestinians, has 'ceded moral ground,' Obama tells Belfast crowd = JPost
Posted by: 88C+u at October 15, 2026 09:11 PM (88C+u)

He really is a douchebag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2026 09:13 PM (Y/06r)

148 147 145 Israel 'took the land' from Palestinians, has 'ceded moral ground,' Obama tells Belfast crowd = JPost
Posted by: 88C+u at October 15, 2026 09:11 PM (88C+u)

He really is a douchebag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2026 09:13 PM (Y/06r)

He probably uses douchebags.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 09:15 PM (l3cgK)

149
That elephant solving the problem is why, you know, It's Complicated. Magnificent beasts, but they can be bad for the foliage.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2026 09:15 PM (mmrXZ)

150 Okay, now that looks bad ass

Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2026 09:16 PM (DBoNn)

151 He really is a douchebag.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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As are his metrosexual media knob gobblers like David Brooks.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2026 09:16 PM (E4rtv)

152 He probably uses douchebags.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 09:15 PM (l3cgK)

I bet he goes in more for enemas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2026 09:16 PM (Y/06r)

153 The Taliban continue to demonstrate the tactical proficiency that helped them outlast a multinational military coalition, this time testing a makeshift rappelling system that sends one fighter 40 feet to the ground without a brake.

https://tinyurl.com/m7jc23z

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 15, 2026 09:18 PM (HHrXL)

154 King Abdulaziz Camel Festival

The swimwear competition is especially popular.

Some sects have been clamoring for burkas, though.

😶
Cenk and Tucker
Together they go
to Mexico
For the donkey show…

Posted by: mindful webworker - I don' wanna be yer beast of burden at October 15, 2026 09:19 PM (vmXN+)

155 Elon and his gadgets give us all a reminder of the future we wished we had already. He and those folks working for him must never sleep.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2026 09:20 PM (E4rtv)

156 Watch this.

https://tinyurl.com/yd9w2kvm

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 09:21 PM (viF8m)

157 156 Watch this.

https://tinyurl.com/yd9w2kvm
Posted by: JackStraw
========
Zombie Evil Knieval would kill for a car like that.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2026 09:22 PM (E4rtv)

158 152 He probably uses douchebags.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 09:15 PM (l3cgK)

I bet he goes in more for enemas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2026 09:16 PM (Y/06r)

A douche can be an enema, depending which orifice it's used in...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 09:22 PM (l3cgK)

159 A douche can be an enema, depending which orifice it's used in...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 09:22 PM (l3cgK)

Valid. I assume volume is different, though I am not a subject expert in any way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2026 09:23 PM (Y/06r)

160 145 Israel 'took the land' from Palestinians, has 'ceded moral ground,' Obama tells Belfast crowd = JPost

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It's good that nobody listens to that droning tool.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 15, 2026 09:23 PM (vBZcw)

161 156 Watch this.

https://tinyurl.com/yd9w2kvm

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 09:21 PM (viF8m)

Dude!

Posted by: Zombie Evil Kenevil at October 15, 2026 09:24 PM (Q+gd/)

162 129 Sounds like Elon is about to launch a flying Tesla.

https://tinyurl.com/4v84y9pj

Posted by: JackStraw
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Sleek

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2026 09:24 PM (vOxCS)

163 That Tesla Roadster would be great in traffic. Stuck behind a left lane camper, no problem.

Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2026 09:24 PM (DBoNn)

164 The dogeating Marxist rat bastard cockgargler struggles to reach the level of douchebag.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 09:25 PM (MWfyi)

165 163 That Tesla Roadster would be great in traffic. Stuck behind a left lane camper, no problem.

Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2026 09:24 PM (DBoNn)

Or when your road is blocked by robbers...like what happens in Me-HI-co.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 09:26 PM (l3cgK)

166 and there's less gravity on Mars.

Posted by: davidt at October 15, 2026 09:26 PM (Q+gd/)

167 163 That Tesla Roadster would be great in traffic. Stuck behind a left lane camper, no problem.
Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2026 09:24 PM (DBoNn)

The thing about a roadster is that they should be somewhat light. With the batteries?

Maybe if they can succeed in making it handle and feel light, I dunno.

Plus, I kind of wondering if the steering will be the modern fly by wire stuff or have actual linkage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2026 09:26 PM (Y/06r)

168 160 145 Israel 'took the land' from Palestinians, has 'ceded moral ground,' Obama tells Belfast crowd = JPost

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It's good that nobody listens to that droning tool.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 15, 2026 09:23 PM (vBZcw)

Someone should gift him an IPOD with Trump's speeches...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 09:27 PM (l3cgK)

169 >>Zombie Evil Knieval would kill for a car like that.

According to Elon, we can all have one starting in 2028. He's really going to build this crazy thing.

Maybe we can pool our funds and rent one for a few hours.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2026 09:27 PM (viF8m)

170 164 The dogeating Marxist rat bastard cockgargler struggles to reach the level of douchebag.
Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 09:25 PM (MWfyi)

Outhouse blue water crust?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 15, 2026 09:27 PM (Y/06r)

171 Evenin’, All!

Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 09:27 PM (77rzZ)

172 Happy Friday Eve!

Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 09:28 PM (77rzZ)

173 @169 Jackstraw-I’m in

Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2026 09:30 PM (DBoNn)

174 If you were a space alien on Earth thousands of years ago would you have spent a bunch of time scratching around in the desert and stacking rocks? Pretty dumb space aliens if you ask me.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 09:32 PM (MWfyi)

175 174 If you were a space alien on Earth thousands of years ago would you have spent a bunch of time scratching around in the desert and stacking rocks? Pretty dumb space aliens if you ask me.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 09:32 PM (MWfyi)

Unless it was meant as a joke.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 09:32 PM (l3cgK)

176 If you were a space alien on Earth thousands of years ago would you have spent a bunch of time scratching around in the desert and stacking rocks? Pretty dumb space aliens if you ask me.
Posted by: fd

Are you watching the Story channel by chance?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2026 09:33 PM (seCv0)

177 Hey Bulg!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 15, 2026 09:33 PM (iMWFR)

178 BOOBS!

Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 09:33 PM (77rzZ)

179 That Roadster is crazy cool. 4 point harness a must.

Posted by: WisRich at October 15, 2026 09:33 PM (/RQ5w)

180 @167 Aetius451-handling won’t be a problem. It has a vacuum system like the Mcmertrey— Sperling car. I don’t know how to spell it.

Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2026 09:34 PM (DBoNn)

181 Hey, SMH!

Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 09:34 PM (77rzZ)

182 Hi SMH,

I hope you and Ex-Ex are well. Hopefully we can all make it to TX next year. I still owe him a sunset.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2026 09:35 PM (yEz+x)

183 McMurtry Speirling is the car. It’s electric and it’s insane. Check it out.

Posted by: JROD at October 15, 2026 09:37 PM (DBoNn)

184 "Are you watching the Story channel by chance?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory "

Could it be...?

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 09:38 PM (MWfyi)

185 According to Elon, we can all have one starting in 2028. He's really going to build this crazy thing.

Maybe we can pool our funds and rent one for a few hours.
Posted by: JackStraw
========
And the magic of the marketplace makes it better, faster, and cheaper over time. Democrats hardest hit.

Posted by: whig at October 15, 2026 09:39 PM (E4rtv)

186 "Does Teddy like pumpkin? There's only one way to find out."

He won't eat it, he hates everything...

He likes it. Hey Teddy!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 15, 2026 09:40 PM (QnOs/)

187 And the magic of the marketplace makes it better, faster, and cheaper over time. Democrats hardest hit.
Posted by: whig at October 15, 2026 09:39 PM (E4rtv)
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Then maybe they should stay off the roads...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 15, 2026 09:40 PM (FZ29D)

188 Democrats’ worst nightmare is a product that makes ease of movement more affordable for normal people. They do not want us to have the freedom to go wherever we want, whenever we want.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2026 09:41 PM (yEz+x)

189 188 Nope. That is anathema to them.

Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 09:43 PM (77rzZ)

190 178 Sorry, SMH.

Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 09:48 PM (77rzZ)

191 Could it be that the Great Pyramid at Giza was a giant MASER used to defend Earth against Orionanians? There is no evidence to support any denial of the veracity of this proposition.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 09:51 PM (MWfyi)

192

The Rural Juror
@_Rural__Juror_
·
24m
@KanekoaTheGreat @Elon Musk Hello, @GEICO, what will my premiums be on a quarter-million dollar car with rocket thrusters that can fly and reach 0-60 in less than one second?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2026 09:53 PM (Cqx++)

193 BOOBS!
Posted by: Bulg

Howzabout LEGS!
Vera Ellen
https://bit.ly/vera-ellen

and some beefcake for the ladies
Troy Donahue
https://bit.ly/troy-donahue

Posted by: mindful webworker - shoulders! at October 15, 2026 09:53 PM (vmXN+)

194 >> Orionanians

That's the Green Chicks. As later revealed in Enterprise, rather than being slave girls, the Green Chicks were actually the masters of the whole Orion Syndicate. Their pheromones turned all men to putty in their hands.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 15, 2026 09:55 PM (w6EFb)

195 Is DNA proof that we are living in an AI created simulation and that sightings of UFOs are actually manifestations of the program's creators looking in on us?

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 09:55 PM (MWfyi)

196 Is there a MoMe coming up soon?

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2026 09:56 PM (tez/p)

197 "Is there a MoMe coming up soon?
Posted by: RI Red"

Only 365 more days!

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 09:57 PM (MWfyi)

198 Red,

I dunno. Maybe in Albuquerque?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2026 09:58 PM (yEz+x)

199 196 In someplace called TX. I think that’s an abbreviation for “taxes.” Best to stay away.

Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 09:58 PM (77rzZ)

200 I had to miss this one. Last year at this time I was camped out by the horse pasture and drinking a beer with the Horde.

Posted by: fd at October 15, 2026 09:58 PM (MWfyi)

201 199 196 In someplace called TX. I think that’s an abbreviation for “taxes.” Best to stay away.

Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 09:58 PM (77rzZ)

Yeah. Daddy Bush warned about "No Nude Texans".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 10:00 PM (l3cgK)

202 Alburquerque? There’s only steers and queers in Alburquerque, Nurse.
And I don’t see no horns!

Posted by: RI Red at October 15, 2026 10:01 PM (tez/p)

203 U nas yest’ NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 10:01 PM (77rzZ)

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