Cornell's Jane Doe Nominated for Best Rape Hoax at This Year's Spirit Awards

She's a shoe-in.

During her seven hour rape by seven rapists, she apparently had full possession and use of her phone, which she, get this, did not use to summon the authorities but instead chat with her roomie.

Don't you Racists know that all women in the middle of a gang-rape experience trauma that causes them to text as if nothing is happening?

See, all lies told by rape hoaxers are actually "classic signs of trauma." It's just Science, Bigots.

"Cornell 7" accuser Jane Doe sent her roommate a three-letter text during the time she alleges she was gang raped -- which a lawyer for one of the accused frat brothers cites as proof she wasn't too wasted to consent.
Jane Doe's roommate texted her at 3:05 a.m. on Oct. 20, 2024, to ask her, "You coming home tn [tonight]?" according to a screenshot shared by TMZ show.
"idk," the accuser replied, using the three-letter abbreviation for "I don't know."
The text appears to have been sent from Jane Doe's phone in the middle of what she later alleged was a drunken, ketamine-fuelled gang-rape in the Chi Phi fraternity house on Cornell University's Ithaca, New York, campus.
The exchange took place between half an hour and an hour after Doe says multiple men were snorting ketamine off her body, and she was so intoxicated she couldn't process what was going on.
At least one of the seven accused fraternity brothers' lawyers says that the messages -- which featured in Cornell's internal disciplinary hearing -- show the woman was not incapacitated and could read, process, and respond to messages, TMZ reported.

Jane Doe's roommate, who sent the first message, later shared a picture of their sorority dorm room on social media at around 11:15 a.m. on the morning after the alleged gang rape, along with the caption, "It was a good night when only one out [of] three of us made it back."

She also wrote "i love u" to one of her gang-rapists and reminisced about snorting ketamine ("ket") off one rapist's dong.

Another classic "tell" of rape trauma.

Good heavens, about two days after she claims to have been gang raped, she told one of her so-called rapists, "I really do love u."
Last week, yet more texts from Jane Doe to a member of the group of frat brothers known as the "Cornell 7" were released. According to TMZ, these texts are between her and Jonathan Newell.
"ps. I'm not sure if u remember but I did ket off your dick at some point ... and I honestly think that was one of the most insane/jaw dropping moments of the night," wrote Jane Doe to Newell, per TMZ.
He responded with, "I'm just glad ur ok, I was kinda upset w all the stories going around earlier but at the end of the day that's all they r."
Then Newell appears to respond to her news about doing ketamine off of him with, "And I have no memory of that last part." This text closes with a laughing emoji.

I think he was raped, too.

She then writes, "oh jesus not the stories i don't even think i wanna know. I know im socially a massive slut rn and i like can't bare to hear it cause im really not."

Per TMZ, this exchange occurred on the evening of October 21, 2024, which is the day after the alleged gang rape.
Then, ten days later, after Newell's fraternity disinvited her to a Halloween party she was eager to attend, Jane Doe changed her tune...
Something else that happened over those ten days was Jane Doe finding herself slut-shamed on campus.
The night after the event, it sounds like she's bragging about snorting the drugs off of his penis. Then, ten days later, she's basically claiming she was forced to do this.

Classic post-rape behavior. "Trauma" always causes women to behave as if they're just straight-up makin' shit up.

Be better, Bigots.

#BeBetter.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM

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1 The missing 17 minutes in the Watergate Tapes were caused by my own rape trauma.

Posted by: Richard Nixon, Sexual Assault Survivor at October 14, 2026 02:22 PM (1wjle)

2 Obviously traumatized into hanging around and coming back later.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 14, 2026 02:24 PM (wbjP0)

3 "Trauma" always causes women to behave as if they're just straight-up watching gladiator movies.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 14, 2026 02:24 PM (ftEfU)

4 We're just going to end up with 1950s male-female relationships in the name of sexual licentiousness at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 02:24 PM (jxbDg)

5 Was it rape rape or was she just flapping her jaws?

Posted by: Case at October 14, 2026 02:25 PM (ROPCF)

6 I think several attorneys just got the sads.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 14, 2026 02:25 PM (RORbl)

7 Reviewing the left side of the internet there is NO discussion on the details of this case it is all "I am Jane Doe because I was totally raped too! By a guy from Canada you wouldn't know him"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)

8 7 Reviewing the left side of the internet there is NO discussion on the details of this case it is all "I am Jane Doe because I was totally raped too! By a guy from Canada you wouldn't know him"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)

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I remember when it was a thing for leftist women to "come out" about their rapes after 2016.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 02:26 PM (jxbDg)

9 I'd of not got lost if that asshole Noonan didn't force me to join the Mile High Club.

Posted by: Zombie Amelia Earhart at October 14, 2026 02:26 PM (2WIwB)

10 We're just going to end up with 1950s male-female relationships in the name of sexual licentiousness at this point.

I've seen a few videos were feminists note they've decided they will no longer sleep with guys unless the guy has dated them for a while and verified he wants a long term relationship.

And yes girl power here sounds a lot like 1950's era thought...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)

11 2 Obviously traumatized into hanging around and coming back later.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

It's possible she was raped, but not at the party. Maybe when she was around twelve.
Similar was said about Christine Blasey Ford.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 14, 2026 02:26 PM (88C+u)

12 Well if that trash gets rape hoax the trashy guys get awarded the no self respect award. I hope they all suffer.

Posted by: Bob at October 14, 2026 02:27 PM (cNhbl)

13 She wanted to be a slut without being known as a slut. Life is unfair.

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2026 02:27 PM (2Xqig)

14 I just read that Cornell has banned all frat parties and the fraternities can be closed down if they hold them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2026 02:27 PM (JrHfD)

15 10 I've seen a few videos were feminists note they've decided they will no longer sleep with guys unless the guy has dated them for a while and verified he wants a long term relationship.

And yes girl power here sounds a lot like 1950's era thought...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)

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Well, that's only for the serious relationships. She'll still get gangbanged by 3 chads who turn her crank on a Saturday night after she's had 5 shots and 3 snorts of Ketamine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 02:27 PM (jxbDg)

16 Why do we know all about the hold-out juror in the Clancy trial, but we can't know Jane Doe's real name?

Posted by: Oglebay at October 14, 2026 02:28 PM (2ap+5)

17 13 She wanted to be a slut without being known as a slut. Life is unfair.

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2026 02:27 PM (2Xqig)

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She had to do something to overcome the fact that she's a Waffle House 4.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 02:28 PM (jxbDg)

18 Crystal Mangum was a more compelling character.

2 stars.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2026 02:28 PM (RIvkX)

19 It's possible she was raped, but not at the party. Maybe when she was around twelve.
Similar was said about Christine Blasey Ford.

Pretty sure Anita Hill was sexually harassed by her boss. The guy before Thomas though.

Once the ball got rolling though she just subbed in his name.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 02:28 PM (sKqQm)

20 Little known historical factoid:

The Chinese were snorting opium off the dong of the Imperial Japanese Army during the Rape of Nanking.

Posted by: Tojo at October 14, 2026 02:29 PM (47/pr)

21 Classic post-rape behavior. "Trauma" always causes women to behave as if they're just straight-up makin' shit up.

Be better, Bigots.

Trauma and Trump both start with "Tr" and have a "u" in them. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 02:29 PM (Riz8t)

22 #Believe All Women.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2026 02:29 PM (W2Pud)

23 Jane Doe. More like Jane Hoe.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2026 02:29 PM (hG7ox)

24 I just read that Cornell has banned all frat parties and the fraternities can be closed down if they hold them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2026 02:27 PM (JrHfD)
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But I had plans this weekend to rage

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2026 02:29 PM (RIvkX)

25
21 Classic post-rape behavior. "Trauma" always causes women to behave as if they're just straight-up makin' shit up.

Be better, Bigots.

Trauma and Trump both start with "Tr" and have a "u" in them. Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 02:29 PM (Riz8t)

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That sounds like trouble, right here in River City, with a capital T which starts the word pool!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 02:30 PM (jxbDg)

26 How much do you want to bet that the NY AG will argue with the court that her text message from the next morning saying she had a good time is inadmissible?

Those innocent kids will be indicted just like nifong did with the la crosse players.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2026 02:30 PM (I43vL)

27 Why do Cornell girls like it doggie-style?

Makes it easier to text.

Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 02:30 PM (VHUov)

28 26 How much do you want to bet that the NY AG will argue with the court that her text message from the next morning saying she had a good time is inadmissible?

Those innocent kids will be indicted just like nifong did with the la crosse players.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2026 02:30 PM (I43vL)

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The Trump-hating frat boys (one of whom has fled to the UAE) are going to be so confused by the legal system being used against them when they followed the rules the left laid down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 02:30 PM (jxbDg)

29 We're just going to end up with 1950s male-female relationships in the name of sexual licentiousness at this point.

To some extent. But there is also a real movement among young dudes with good jobs. As in their Union Card in the Trades and such. Engineers with no debt and no strings.

Don't get mixed up with an American Girl. Too many Foreign Options.

Posted by: Who Did Not See This Coming at October 14, 2026 02:31 PM (ltwWR)

30 Trauma and Trump both start with "Tr" and have a "u" in them. Coincidence? I think not.

The only thing more telling would be if the frat had served truffles that night. Has anyone looked in to that?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 14, 2026 02:31 PM (Riz8t)

31 She wanted to be a slut without being known as a slut. Life is unfair.

Saw a video where a feminist pointed out that in the dark romance novels she loves the male love interest never cares about the protagonist's body count or weight as if it was a dunk...

Many, many response videos pointing out, "Oh in female centric fantasy novels the men do exactly what you want? Let me introduce you to the women from the male equivalent you poor sheltered idiot"

Personally I was disappointed that no one noted that Minotaurs are really hard to find in real life...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 02:31 PM (sKqQm)

32 Those innocent kids will be indicted just like nifong did with the la crosse players.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2026 02:30 PM (I43vL)

And look how that worked out for him.

I'd be okay with the exact same outcome here.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 14, 2026 02:31 PM (gLYp7)

33 27 Why do Cornell girls like it doggie-style?

Makes it easier to text.
Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 02:30 PM (VHUov)

Bet her name is Peggy. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 14, 2026 02:31 PM (N39Ws)

34 After the rapes, Jane took off more clothes and went to the gym.

Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 02:32 PM (enNUy)

35 You're totally not a slut?

You just horked horse tranquilizer off of seven dudes' hogs.

And you walked there to do it.

To quote the bard: I got news for you...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 02:32 PM (aKiSo)

36 Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 02:30 PM (VHUov)

I thought it was so we could both watch X-Files.

Posted by: nothin' but a mammal at October 14, 2026 02:32 PM (88C+u)

37 Those innocent kids will be indicted just like nifong did with the la crosse players.

Duke. Cornell. Who cares ?

I don't care.

Posted by: Who Did Not See This Coming at October 14, 2026 02:32 PM (ltwWR)

38 Those innocent kids will be indicted just like nifong did with the la crosse players.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2026 02:30 PM (I43vL)

And look how that worked out for him.

I'd be okay with the exact same outcome here.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 14, 2026 02:31 PM

Uh it's the NY AG in this case, absolutely nothing will happen to her.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2026 02:32 PM (I43vL)

39 " I know im socially a massive slut rn and i like can't bare to hear it cause im really not."

"Sure, I do ALL the things sluts do, but I'm really NOT a Slut!"

Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2026 02:33 PM (vbXSk)

40 After the rapes, Jane took off more clothes and went to the gym.

Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 02:32 PM (enNUy)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 02:33 PM (dK+Kv)

41 Why do Cornell girls like it doggie-style?

Makes it easier to text.

The Paolo has never had this the issue. Why I usually tell the lady how you say...ah yes...hold on for the dear life because this the ride will be the bumpy

Posted by: The Paolo at October 14, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

42 Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2026 02:29 PM (RIvkX)

Well, it would rather far to go to a frat party. 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2026 02:33 PM (JrHfD)

43 1 The missing 17 minutes in the Watergate Tapes were caused by my own rape trauma.
Posted by: Richard Nixon, Sexual Assault Survivor at October 14, 2026 02:22 PM (1wjle)

_____________________

I lost 12 days.

Posted by: James (not that hole) Talarico at October 14, 2026 02:33 PM (dIske)

44 " I know im socially a massive slut rn and i like can't bare to hear it cause im really not."

"Sure, I do ALL the things sluts do, but I'm really NOT a Slut!"

Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2026 02:33 PM (vbXSk)

"I just play one IRL."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 02:33 PM (dK+Kv)

45 35 You're totally not a slut?

You just horked horse tranquilizer off of seven dudes' hogs.

And you walked there to do it.

To quote the bard: I got news for you...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 02:32 PM (aKiSo)

Somewhere Monica Lewinsky reads about this and shakes her head.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 14, 2026 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

46 It would be extremely funny if video came out of ~~Craig~~"Doe", in fact, pegging some frat dude.
Maybe she could apply to work at The Bulwark.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 14, 2026 02:34 PM (88C+u)

47 I have family in law enforcement and they tell me it's very sad that when they get rape reports they are very skeptical initially because so many females make false reports. They reasons are usually to avoid consequences for being out too late or they are stepping out on a spouse or boyfriend and so they make up the I was raped story to avoid accountability.

This probably falls under things that are true but you're not supposed to say them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 14, 2026 02:34 PM (EROzA)

48 This is evil for so many reasons.

Destroying men's lives because she has regrets. (Even if I find their choices disgusting, they ALL made those choices.)

Destroying the lives of men who never even touched her because she thought they might have. (Who were trying to navigate around people making disgusting choices. I think they also made a foolish choice to be in that environment, but some of the guys had literally nothing to do with the orgy.)

Making real rape claims less believable. Rape is a heinous crime. Pretending "I felt pressured so I couldn't say no" is rape makes a mockery of actual rape claims (He put a knife to my throat; or they dragged me into a bush and then left me for dead). It's of a type with Stolen Valor. ("Stolen Victimhood" just doesn't quite cut it, though.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 02:34 PM (zjgNU)

49 Jane Doe gives good snort

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2026 02:35 PM (V2IGM)

50 But I had plans this weekend to rage

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2026 02:29 PM (RIvkX)

You misspelled "rape."

Posted by: Slut-Shaming Harpies at October 14, 2026 02:35 PM (dK+Kv)

51 Last time I looked at the numbers for how many rape claims are false they were all over the place.

The low end 2% only included cases where the claimant admitted to lying or was convicted of doing so

The high end 80% counted every claim that didn't lead to a criminal conviction.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)

52 Somewhere Monica Lewinsky reads about this and shakes her head.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

I don't think I called that one a "slut", but I did nod along when Stacy McCain called her a "lying c-cksucker".
One has to be impressed with someone who held out for the President himself. Talk about aiming high.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 14, 2026 02:35 PM (88C+u)

53 This probably falls under things that are true but you're not supposed to say them.

A ton of rape today is just buyers remorse.

Posted by: Who Did Not See This Coming at October 14, 2026 02:35 PM (ltwWR)

54 You just horked horse tranquilizer off of seven dudes' hogs.

And you walked there to do it.

A woman "finding herself" in movies or whatever is usually code for "turns into such a slut that actual prostitutes are horrified". And girls have been bombarded with that messaging for like 30 years now.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2026 02:36 PM (2ocoG)

55 I just read that Cornell has banned all frat parties and the fraternities can be closed down if they hold them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2026 02:27 PM (JrHfD)

The marxist Karen's running universities are doing their best to trash tradition and history. At my fraternity last year a sorority bimbo gets drunk in her room, goes over to the frat (carrying her bottle of vodka) and asks for her boyfriend. He comes.down, sees her, and takes her drunk ass back to her sorority. He hands her over to her roommate who then calls the sorority president. Together they put the bimbo to bed and calls the university complaining her boyfriend got her drunk. The fraternity (highest group GPA on campus) is put in probation. It took three alumni ($$$ donors) and an attorney to straighten it out, much to the chagrin of the tranny bitch overseeing the Greek system on campus.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2026 02:36 PM (2WIwB)

56 "I am Jane Doe because I was totally raped too! By a guy from Canada you wouldn't know him"

Translation: I guy in her male friend zone made a pass at her.

Posted by: Ripley at October 14, 2026 02:37 PM (GUOwU)

57 Bitch was slinging cooch like it was free sample day at Costco and now she wants to act like it was a looting spree.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 02:37 PM (aKiSo)

58 #Believe All Women.
Posted by: nurse ratched

And when my story changes again, you have to believe that one, too!

Posted by: Cornelia Fratmattress at October 14, 2026 02:37 PM (VHUov)

59 "He Pressured Me Into It" used to be why dudes that could afford it bought nice cars and flashy apartments.

Posted by: Who Did Not See This Coming at October 14, 2026 02:37 PM (ltwWR)

60 A woman "finding herself" in movies or whatever is usually code for "turns into such a slut that actual prostitutes are horrified".

Eat Pray Love!

Posted by: how do publishers and agents live with themselves at October 14, 2026 02:37 PM (88C+u)

61 A ton of rape today is just buyers remorse.

On feminist sites I have seen women claim, "If he led you on to thinking he wanted a relationship and then didn't call you back it is rape"

Which is...insane. Lying to get sex does make you a cad. But its not a crime.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)

62 She had to do something to overcome the fact that she's a Waffle House 4.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 02:28 PM (jxbDg)

A Waffle House 4 is 7 sausage links stuffed into one piece of French toast, then scattered, covered, chunked, and topped. Probably.

Posted by: Polka will never die at October 14, 2026 02:37 PM (zuZpx)

63 62 She had to do something to overcome the fact that she's a Waffle House 4.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 02:28 PM (jxbDg)

A Waffle House 4 is 7 sausage links stuffed into one piece of French toast, then scattered, covered, chunked, and topped. Probably.

Posted by: Polka will never die at October 14, 2026 02:37 PM (zuZpx)

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That's a decent description of Lucy Craig.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 02:38 PM (jxbDg)

64 I know im socially a massive slut rn and i like can't bare to hear it cause im really not."

Get it on with seven guys in one night at the same time, including snorting drugs off of penises, just the one time and suddenly you’re a slut!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2026 02:38 PM (6ydKt)

65 Believe all women.

Are we supposed to believe all the guys who say they are women? This world is getting confusing. He was a she until she wasn't.

Posted by: Case at October 14, 2026 02:38 PM (ROPCF)

66 Yeah you're not actually a slut.

When you're snorting K off some rando's dick while six of boys are waiting in line to plug you, then you're actually a hyperslut.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2026 02:38 PM (BI5O2)

67 62
A Waffle House 4 is 7 sausage links stuffed into one piece of French toast, then scattered, covered, chunked, and topped. Probably.
Posted by: Polka will never die at October 14, 2026 02:37 PM (zuZpx)

Didn't know that Jane Doe was French.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 14, 2026 02:39 PM (N39Ws)

68 The saddest thing about this....

The entire time she was probably fantasizing that the guys were hotter.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 02:39 PM (Sco7b)

69 For the record I think it is really unfair you are calling this girl a slut just for having sex with 7 guys at once.

I mean during fleetweek I fit that many in on my lunch break

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 14, 2026 02:40 PM (sKqQm)

70 It's better to have your entire college think you're a gigantic ho than to go squealing to the national media and remove all doubt.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 02:40 PM (aKiSo)

71 And another D woman behaving badly . Woman ruining for Town Council shows up drunk to interview.

https://tinyurl.com/2nwffunb

And no, I don't think all women candidates are like this even if they're D's. Maybe she should have found some other way to relax before the interview- instead of drink or drugs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2026 02:40 PM (JrHfD)

72 68 The saddest thing about this....

The entire time she was probably fantasizing that the guys were hotter.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 14, 2026 02:39 PM (Sco7b)

As were the Cornell 7 thinking the same about her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 14, 2026 02:40 PM (N39Ws)

73 And for the Cornell guys, sorry but if there is another naked guy there when you are getting it in you are now at least a bit gay...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)

74 I know im socially a massive slut rn and i like can't bare to hear it cause im really not."

Get it on with seven guys in one night at the same time, including snorting drugs off of penises, just the one time and suddenly you’re a slut!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2026 02:38 PM (6ydKt)

Let she who has not cast the first stone.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 02:41 PM (dK+Kv)

75 >>Get it on with seven guys in one night at the same time, including snorting drugs off of penises, just the one time and suddenly you’re a slut!

I haven't heard a tale of Female Empowerment this good outside of an Emily Bronte novel.

..or, perhaps since they stopped publishing Penthouse Letters.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 02:41 PM (GHE5A)

76 Her family must be so proud of her.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2026 02:41 PM (NpAcC)

77 The entire time she was probably fantasizing that the guys were hotter.
Posted by: Stateless

I think there was one of the dudes in the Mel Brooks scene whom she actually liked, but she liked getting drunk and taking ALL the dick that much more.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 14, 2026 02:42 PM (88C+u)

78 Lucy, I'm home!

Posted by: Ricky Walking Into Bedlam at October 14, 2026 02:42 PM (EdP2u)

79 I bet if you went into this girl's closet and shined a UV Light on her wardrobe, you'd be at risk for an epileptic seizure.

Posted by: Orson at October 14, 2026 02:42 PM (dIske)

80 How do you get a goat to snort K of a guy's dong? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Mohammed, not a rapist or terrorist at October 14, 2026 02:42 PM (V2IGM)

81 Sloppy sevens sounds like a new brunch drink.

Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 02:42 PM (enNUy)

82 And another D woman behaving badly . Woman ruining for Town Council shows up drunk to interview.

I saw a clip on Fox earlier of a (D) woman running for some county-level thing in Ohio or Indiana and she promised to make it illegal for companies to hire Republicans and finished her rambling screed with "and we have guns, too!".

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2026 02:42 PM (2ocoG)

83 "Something else that happened over those ten days was Jane Doe finding herself slut-shamed on campus"

Not really. The slut-shaming began almost immediately, and she completely brushed it off in the "it's my body, right" text to the Newell kid. She didn't care that everyone knew she fucked a bunch of popular jocks at the popular jock frat. She was almost proud of it.

What she did care about was getting kicked off the Halloween party invite list. That's the entire reason she became hostile and accusatory. To her, getting dissed by the frat was far more embarrassing and status-reducing than fucking a bunch of the cool kids.

There's also some issue she had with her own sorority sisters talking shit about her. (Shocker that they would do that, right?) I think that's tied up in the "what is happening to you" text from Newell (?).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

84 You misspelled "rape."
Posted by: Slut-Shaming Harpies at October 14, 2026 02:35 PM (dK+Kv)
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*adds to Outlook calendar*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2026 02:43 PM (RIvkX)

85 Didn't know that Jane Doe was French.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

She probably has some of that DNA in her

Posted by: maybe the UN can relocate into her panties at October 14, 2026 02:43 PM (88C+u)

86
On feminist sites I have seen women claim, "If he led you on to thinking he wanted a relationship and then didn't call you back it is rape"

Which is...insane. Lying to get sex does make you a cad. But its not a crime.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 02:37 PM

Do they have a policy on filters, spanx, makeup and hair extensions I wonder? A guy may feel lied to the next morning after getting a good look at her without all the accoutrements of the beauty industry.
Can he claim he was raped because she was really a Waffle House 3 instead of an LA 8?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 14, 2026 02:43 PM (EROzA)

87 If I were one of these Frat Guys, I might open a 7 Guys Burgers in Ithaca once I am vindicated.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 02:43 PM (GHE5A)

88 Sock away

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2026 02:43 PM (V2IGM)

89 Her family must be so proud of her.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2026 02:41 PM (NpAcC)

Oh, I'm sure her dad is praying her name doesn't come out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2026 02:43 PM (BI5O2)

90 Things got a little out of hand. It's just the War and that lying Son of a Bitch Johnson.

I'll snort Pumpkin Spice at the Halloweenie Party.

Posted by: Oh My Darlin' Ketamine at October 14, 2026 02:43 PM (47/pr)

91 Can you imagine sitting your average bored feminist housewife from the 60s down and explaining in the future her ideals will lead to a debate about whether a woman running a train on 7 guys was in fact raped or not because she decided years later she did not in fact enjoy it?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 02:43 PM (sKqQm)

92 At the moment, XOM is up more this year than TQQQ.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 14, 2026 02:43 PM (2ap+5)

93 "7 Guys Burgers...because, sometimes 5 Guys just isn't enough."

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 02:44 PM (GHE5A)

94 What she did care about was getting kicked off the Halloween party invite list. That's the entire reason she became hostile and accusatory. To her, getting dissed by the frat was far more embarrassing and status-reducing than fucking a bunch of the cool kids.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

That's the proper read here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 02:44 PM (dK+Kv)

95 52 Somewhere Monica Lewinsky reads about this and shakes her head.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

I don't think I called that one a "slut", but I did nod along when Stacy McCain called her a "lying c-cksucker".
One has to be impressed with someone who held out for the President himself. Talk about aiming high.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 14, 2026 02:35 PM (88C+u)

***

I'd call it rape though. The difference in power between a President and an intern is overwhelming.
Case in point:
During Clinton's presidency an Army captain met a young woman, off post, and they started an affair. She later told him she was a sergeant but not in his unit.This came out and he was court-martialed for rape and she was kicked out of the Army. They later married.
Why was he charged? Because of the power level difference between a captain and a sergeant. She was unable to say no without fear of reprisal...so says the prosecutor.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2026 02:44 PM (2WIwB)

96 Why don't we know anything about Jane's parents yet? I want her mom to be a women's studies professor and her father to just be a gay sperm donor guy. I haven't seen any info.

Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 02:45 PM (enNUy)

97 93 "7 Guys Burgers...because, sometimes 5 Guys just isn't enough."
Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 02:44 PM (GHE5A)

We also sell our signature Party Weiner. It's a hot dog with powdered sugar on it!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 02:45 PM (aKiSo)

98 There is actually a 5 Guys Burgers in Ithaca, NY. Right there on Elmira rd.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 02:46 PM (GHE5A)

99 To her, getting dissed by the frat was far more embarrassing and status-reducing than fucking a bunch of the cool kids.

Exactly.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2026 02:46 PM (2ocoG)

100 But she did enjoy it, or else she wouldn't have gone for round 2.
What she didn't enjoy was the frat deciding that they didn't need this loose canon coming around for Halloween

Posted by: 88C+u at October 14, 2026 02:46 PM (88C+u)

101 The thing about her that's unexpected is just how "jacked" she is -- quite muscular in the arms and shoulders.

High T = extra musculature = high sexual desire???

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2026 02:46 PM (Av6i5)

102 Hamilton College >>> Cornell

Posted by: Oglebay at October 14, 2026 02:47 PM (2ap+5)

103 As I've been saying, I think this story suddenly resurfacing and going viral was 100% an op to try to gin up some "war against women" outrage for the November elections. Hochul is so nervous about her chances she's resorting to claiming NY isn't a sanctuary state.

The story will be dead by November 4. I think it's already dying. What's keeping it alive are newer revelations, like this one that she was texting at 3 am, that show this was purely consensual.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

104 >>Hamilton College >>> Cornell

They are the Fightin' Fortunate Sons, right?

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 02:48 PM (GHE5A)

105 Why was he charged? Because of the power level difference between a captain and a sergeant. She was unable to say no without fear of reprisal...so says the prosecutor.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2026 02:44 PM (2WIwB)

And that's BS that removes autonomy and accountability for the individuals' decisions. Fraternization, sure. Rape, GTFO of here with that BS.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 02:48 PM (dK+Kv)

106 Why the story didn't take off more is because five of the seven guys aren't white.

Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 02:48 PM (enNUy)

107 The thing about Cornell 7/Jane Doe that no one talks about is the role of her lawyer. Filing this suit has wrecked her life, far more than her sexual adventures in college. Whoever he/she is, her lawyer is the scummiest of the scumbags.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2026 02:48 PM (gpE5W)

108 103 As I've been saying, I think this story suddenly resurfacing and going viral was 100% an op to try to gin up some "war against women" outrage for the November elections. Hochul is so nervous about her chances she's resorting to claiming NY isn't a sanctuary state.

The story will be dead by November 4. I think it's already dying. What's keeping it alive are newer revelations, like this one that she was texting at 3 am, that show this was purely consensual.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

=======

An obviously fake national narrative to juice AWFL turnout when Democrats are supposed to be winning the generic ballot by like 15?

Weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 02:49 PM (jxbDg)

109 The thing about her that's unexpected is just how "jacked" she is -- quite muscular in the arms and shoulders.

High T = extra musculature = high sexual desire???

A fair number of people on X who are into that sort of thing think she's on steroids, and have said that body-building women on the 'roids tend to be sexually aggressive.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 14, 2026 02:49 PM (2ocoG)

110 The difference in power between a President and an intern is overwhelming.
Posted by: Diogenes

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Posted by: zombie Henry Kissinger at October 14, 2026 02:49 PM (VHUov)

111 Faber >>> Hamilton College >>> Cornell

Posted by: Pinto at October 14, 2026 02:49 PM (2WIwB)

112 >>Why the story didn't take off more is because five of the seven guys aren't white.

Diversity!

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 02:49 PM (GHE5A)

113 Hoe shit.

Posted by: ballistic at October 14, 2026 02:49 PM (oqH4h)

114 "Idk if I'm coming home as this is fun!"

I'm confused. She's a "massive slut" socially, but she knos she's not really. Right? Wut?

Is this NORMAL coed behavior at Whorenell?

Multiple choice:
a) Slut
b) Not a real slut, just at frat parties and threesomes aka social media slut
c) Everyone does this I was told by a Cornell flyer
d) Like a virgin (Madonna, Queen of STD's)
e) All of the above

I saw the news this week that all frat parties are forbidden. I feel sure she's now a social media slut by the entire campus. They have to go off campus now for keggers or ketamine or whatever they do.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 14, 2026 02:49 PM (hzuYO)

115 As I've been saying, I think this story suddenly resurfacing and going viral was 100% an op to try to gin up some "war against women" outrage for the November elections. Hochul is so nervous about her chances she's resorting to claiming NY isn't a sanctuary state.

I noticed the incumbent Dem governor in MA jumped onboard her opponent's idea to suspend the gas tax. Note...not now, after she wins.

That tells me she's at least a little worried - that bint was elected on a platform of raising fossil fuel costs. But I suspect she will win and afterwards there will be a fair number of Dem voters wondering why the gas tax did not go down...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 02:49 PM (sKqQm)

116 (enNUy)

I have serious hash envy.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 14, 2026 02:49 PM (88C+u)

117 An obviously fake national narrative to juice AWFL turnout when Democrats are supposed to be winning the generic ballot by like 15?

Weird.

Weird. WEIRD!

Posted by: Rachel Zegler at October 14, 2026 02:50 PM (2ocoG)

118 Why the story didn't take off more is because five of the seven guys aren't white.

Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 02:48 PM (enNUy)

That's a new angle I haven't heard.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 02:50 PM (dK+Kv)

119 A fair number of people on X who are into that sort of thing think she's on steroids, and have said that body-building women on the 'roids tend to be sexually aggressive.

When Norah Vincent starting taking Testosterone she noted that she had always thought of herself as a high libido person but could not believe what a normal male level felt like and wasn't sure how teenaged boys could control themselves...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)

120 118 Why the story didn't take off more is because five of the seven guys aren't white.

Posted by: nckate at October 14, 2026 02:48 PM (enNUy)

That's a new angle I haven't heard.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 02:50 PM (dK+Kv)

=======

One is an immigrant from the UAE who has fled the country. He also hates Trump with a passion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 02:51 PM (jxbDg)

121 109 The thing about her that's unexpected is just how "jacked" she is -- quite muscular in the arms and shoulders.

High T = extra musculature = high sexual desire???

A fair number of people on X who are into that sort of thing think she's on steroids, and have said that body-building women on the 'roids tend to be sexually aggressive.
Posted by: Ian S.

Interesting theory. Judging by this photo, I wouldn't want to get in to an arm-wresting match with her:
https://lucycraig.blog/media/227

Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2026 02:51 PM (Av6i5)

122 All crazy people need to be shipped to Iran. Let them sort these weirdos out. I bet they would be fast and efficient. They also would be doing the rest of the world a favor for a change.

Posted by: Case at October 14, 2026 02:52 PM (ROPCF)

123 New ICD code:

*Gonorrhea sinus infection fro snorting ketamine off of used penis

Very, very thankful I was an innocent in college. To have your mother explain lesbians freshman year.

Not completely understanding homos til AIDS

If someone had told me about this horror I wouldn't have believed them.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 14, 2026 02:52 PM (hzuYO)

124 One is an immigrant from the UAE who has fled the country. He also hates Trump with a passion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 02:51 PM (jxbDg)

Score one for her, then.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2026 02:52 PM (dK+Kv)

125 You know I've had you all on double secret probation!

Posted by: Dean Wormer at October 14, 2026 02:52 PM (Ae6Br)

126 111 Faber >>> Hamilton College >>> Cornell
Posted by: Pinto at October 14, 2026 02:49 PM (2WIwB)

Coolidge College > Faber > Hamilton College > Cornell

Posted by: Orson at October 14, 2026 02:53 PM (dIske)

127 The lesson this woman learned from all the sex education she got from adults in her life is that saying "no" is only worth doing after the face, based entirely upon how the sex turns out for you socially.

If her popularity had improved, she would have celebrated the night. Her moral compass is deranged.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2026 02:53 PM (gpE5W)

128 >>Why the story didn't take off more is because five of the seven guys aren't white.

Diversity!
Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 02:49 PM (GHE5A)

For it to be true diversity at least one would have to be a midget.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2026 02:53 PM (guGkK)

129 >>When Norah Vincent starting taking Testosterone she noted that she had always thought of herself as a high libido person but could not believe what a normal male level felt like and wasn't sure how teenaged boys could control themselves...

*Sobs Uncontrollably*

Posted by: An Apple Pie at October 14, 2026 02:53 PM (GHE5A)

130 Animal House was filmed in Oregon, but the state flag on display is that of Tennessee (chosen because filmmakers thought it look generic).

So, where is Faber?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 02:53 PM (jxbDg)

131 I think I saw the that movie on the internet. Not good for all people involved. Maybe they shouldn’t have done it then texted about it, boys and girl included.

Posted by: High tech at October 14, 2026 02:54 PM (0QZzW)

132 I hear Cornell girls are fast. How should handle it? What should I say?

Posted by: Flounder at October 14, 2026 02:54 PM (guGkK)

133 >>Gonorrhea sinus infection fro snorting ketamine off of used penis

I bet Mulddon knows the Code for that.

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 02:54 PM (GHE5A)

134 Whoever he/she is, her lawyer is the scummiest of the scumbags.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 14, 2026 02:48 PM (gpE5W)

She’s going to have to screw the entire law firn to pay this lawsuit off when it’s all over.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 14, 2026 02:54 PM (6ydKt)

135 This entire story leaves me both engorged and flaccid at times. It’s an entire up and down cycle.

Posted by: Snortin Weenie at October 14, 2026 02:54 PM (o+M0O)

136 Speaking of women with buff arms I got some videos from Nicole Coenen in my feed. She's a Canuck female lumberjack and she'd got some guns.

And...looks like she's a lesbian too...not that surprising I guess.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 02:54 PM (sKqQm)

137 You know I've had you all on double secret probation!
Posted by: Dean Wormer at October 14, 2026 02:52 PM (Ae6Br)

ROADTRIP!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2026 02:54 PM (2WIwB)

138 137 You know I've had you all on double secret probation!
Posted by: Dean Wormer at October 14, 2026 02:52 PM (Ae6Br)

ROADTRIP!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2026 02:54 PM (2WIwB)

======

How's Niedermeyer's horse?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 14, 2026 02:55 PM (jxbDg)

139 I bet Mulddon knows the Code for that.
Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 02:54 PM (GHE5A)

I8-7PPS

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 14, 2026 02:55 PM (aKiSo)

140 When Norah Vincent starting taking Testosterone she noted that she had always thought of herself as a high libido person but could not believe what a normal male level felt like and wasn't sure how teenaged boys could control themselves...
Posted by: 18-1

I don't know if it was her, but there was definitely some woman who was taking that stuff and was shocked how horny she now was. I think Andrew Sullivan (who was also taking T) linked to that one.
When I was younger I heard about T making women "aggressive". There were some guys (weirdos) who were administering this hormone to the women in their lives. I asked around because I didn't know why a man would want an aggressive woman in the house and the consensus I got back was that "aggressive" was code for horny.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 14, 2026 02:55 PM (88C+u)

141 Hmmm......

Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson
·
4h
Netflix is FIRING 1,000 employees as the company continues to collapse.

Their stock has PLUNGED nearly 40% in the past year. Some of its biggest shows reportedly have lost more than HALF their viewers after just one season. They sexualized children. They mocked Charlie Kirk's death. They betrayed their audience and now they're facing the consequences.

In other words, go woke go broke.

Posted by: beckster at October 14, 2026 02:55 PM (kX27y)

142 Animal House was filmed in Oregon, but the state flag on display is that of Tennessee (chosen because filmmakers thought it look generic).

So, where is Faber?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Where is Fawn?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2026 02:55 PM (iTxNj)

143 Her family must be so proud of her.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2026 02:41 PM (NpAcC)

Oh, I'm sure her dad is praying her name doesn't come out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2026 02:43 PM (BI5O2)

I'm going to guess that Mr. Craig was not part of her upbringing.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 14, 2026 02:55 PM (zjgNU)

144 Why the story didn't take off more is because five of the seven guys aren't white.
Posted by: nckate

That's a new angle I haven't heard.
Posted by: Comrade Flounde

One is an immigrant from the UAE who has fled the country. He also hates Trump with a passion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yeah, the one the media was calling "Matthew Ingalls," to give people that whitebread "little house on the prairie" feeling, is actually named "Umar Matthew Ingalls."

Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 02:56 PM (VHUov)

145 A ton of rape today is just buyers remorse.

On feminist sites I have seen women claim, "If he led you on to thinking he wanted a relationship and then didn't call you back it is rape"

Which is...insane. Lying to get sex does make you a cad. But its not a crime.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)

These days women even have a name for the "The guy told me explicitly he does not want a relationship and just sex" -- a situationship. They build that up to relationship status to avoid having to settle.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 14, 2026 02:56 PM (uhVAy)

146
Interesting theory. Judging by this photo, I wouldn't want to get in to an arm-wresting match with her:
https://lucycraig.blog/media/227
Posted by: zombie at October 14, 2026 02:51 PM (Av6i5)
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She looks like a swimmer or cross-fit.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 14, 2026 02:56 PM (JNTt1)

147 Idk if I'm coming home as this is fun!"

I'm confused. She's a "massive slut" socially, but she knos she's not really. Right? Wut?

Is this NORMAL coed behavior at Whorenell?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 14, 2026 02:49 PM (hzuYO)
________

This is (sadly) very normal behavior and has been for a long time. As I've been saying, the popular and prestigious frats have a lot of social power and control who gets inside the velvet rope. There are many girls who will do almost anything to get inside that rope.

Plus, 99% of everything girls under the age of 25 see in social media, TV, movies, concerts, and pretty much everything is girls acting like total whores. They internalize that and seek to mimic it.

Ace posted yesterday about the sleazy, slutty, X-rated concerts of that Sabrina Carpenter twat, and she mimics on stage exactly what Craig did here: blow some guy while getting fucked from behind by another.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 14, 2026 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

148 lol Warai

Posted by: garrett at October 14, 2026 02:56 PM (GHE5A)

149 And OT- High school football player takes time to care for an upset player on the opposing team. There is a nice interview with the kid who helped and various coaches:

https://tinyurl.com/46eeth54

I would put up a nice story about women to counteract that "all college women behave like sluts" theme, but I'm on my way out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 14, 2026 02:56 PM (JrHfD)

150 Hmmm......

Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson
·
4h
Netflix is FIRING 1,000 employees as the company continues to collapse.

Their stock has PLUNGED nearly 40% in the past year. Some of its biggest shows reportedly have lost more than HALF their viewers after just one season. They sexualized children. They mocked Charlie Kirk's death. They betrayed their audience and now they're facing the consequences.

In other words, go woke go broke.
Posted by: beckster

$30 a month lost me.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2026 02:56 PM (iTxNj)

151 She has wonderful eyes.

Posted by: Oglebay at October 14, 2026 02:56 PM (2ap+5)

152 Oh, I'm sure her dad is praying her name doesn't come out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2026 02:43 PM (BI5O2)
********
It will.
Her whole family will be carrying that albatross around their neck.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2026 02:56 PM (NpAcC)

153 Hochul really is claiming NY is not a "sanctuary" state?

Now we have to keep in mind that's she's particularly stupid. I mean worse than most of the political class and even than Dems, who generally bring low IQ to the table.

Remember when she thought she could appoint replacement congressmen (not just senators)? One of the top jaw-dropping moments in recent political history (which is basically just an unending series of such things).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2026 02:56 PM (U/Byj)

154 I bet Mulddon knows the Code for that.
Posted by: garrett

I8-7PPS
Posted by: Warai-otoko

* golf clap *

Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2026 02:57 PM (VHUov)

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