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BOING!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 15, 2026 12:10 PM (y1wyK) 2
I approve
Posted by: DanMan at October 15, 2026 12:10 PM (8uzBS) 3
Good afternoon Ace and everyone
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 12:10 PM (J76xR) 4
Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at October 15, 2026 12:10 PM (NcvvS) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 15, 2026 12:11 PM (y1wyK) 6
Fines are only a start.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 15, 2026 12:11 PM (BpO1e) 7
"We were just making sure our money was clean."
Posted by: B of A at October 15, 2026 12:11 PM (l3cgK) 8
BoA will find a Commissar Judge to stop this is my bet
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 12:11 PM (J76xR) 9
Fines are only a start.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 15, 2026 12:11 PM (BpO1e) - Great morons think alike! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 15, 2026 12:12 PM (y1wyK) 10
Gibbets are needed for this.
Posted by: tubal at October 15, 2026 12:12 PM (Gqar8) Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 106 years old - puppy at heart at October 15, 2026 12:13 PM (Sco7b) 12
BoA is the most deceptively named bank in existence. I wouldn't give them the sweat off my butt.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t) 13
Gibbets are needed for this.
And gravy. Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 15, 2026 12:13 PM (uTs0B) 14
Next: Depose Dimon; Indict Brennan
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 15, 2026 12:14 PM (EMFSn) 15
Which bank officers are going to prison?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:14 PM (t2aZo) Posted by: man at October 15, 2026 12:14 PM (pfXMo) 17
The banks need to be dismantled and destroyed.
I'd favour public executions. Have BoA's president tied to a stake behind Nidal Hasan. It'll save money on bullets. Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t) 18
The Brits came out some years ago and said they estimated 10K were killed by the CCP during the Tianamem Square massacre.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 12:14 PM (l3cgK) 19
BOFA makes an average of 7 BILLION profit every quarter.
And no one is going to jail. This is "American justice." Too big to jail. Heaven help us commoners if we fat finger the wrong amount into a field when we are filing our taxes... Posted by: Joe Dickerson at October 15, 2026 12:14 PM (uXVRY) 20
The Brits came out some years ago and said they estimated 10K were killed by the CCP during the Tianamem Square massacre.
Never heard of it. Posted by: The Left at October 15, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t) 21
15 Which bank officers are going to prison?
Posted by: Thomas Paine When you leak their connections to the Epstein class; they do the work for you... Colby Canoes AWAY!.... Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at October 15, 2026 12:16 PM (EMFSn) Posted by: man at October 15, 2026 12:16 PM (pfXMo) 23
20 The Brits came out some years ago and said they estimated 10K were killed by the CCP during the Tianamem Square massacre.
Never heard of it. Posted by: The Left at October 15, 2026 12:15 PM (Riz8t) "Hitler never killed the Jews" also "Hitler didn't kill enough Jews!" --Leftist Muzzie Terrorists Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 12:16 PM (l3cgK) 24
The Brits came out some years ago and said they estimated 10K were killed by the CCP during the Tianamem Square massacre.
Posted by: jim Maybe in the city limits, but if you include all those from outside the city who were put into camps and starved to death, the number is much higher. Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:16 PM (t2aZo) 25
Tiananmen Square is what Democrats want for you.
You don’t think they would do it themselves- did you? They want to seize the levers of power and use them against you- again. Posted by: Vengeance at October 15, 2026 12:17 PM (aobjm) 26
if we fat finger the wrong amount into a field when we are filing our taxes..."
Or when an IRS employee farks a check entry on your quarterly payment back in the day.... Posted by: man at October 15, 2026 12:17 PM (pfXMo) 27
BoA is just one of many. The entire industry needs a colon cleansing.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2026 12:18 PM (RORbl) 28
24 The Brits came out some years ago and said they estimated 10K were killed by the CCP during the Tianamem Square massacre.
Posted by: jim Maybe in the city limits, but if you include all those from outside the city who were put into camps and starved to death, the number is much higher. Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:16 PM (t2aZo) Compared to the over 100M other killed by the CCP, not even a drop in the bucket...numbers so large, they are mere statistics... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 15, 2026 12:18 PM (l3cgK) 29
Bank of America might be the most consistently *awful* customer service system in the United States. I banked there a decade ago when my employer banked there--I couldn't close that account fast enough when I changed jobs.
Posted by: Crusader at October 15, 2026 12:18 PM (TN0g+) 30
Kinda pointless to fine a bank when we have entire govt agencies and programs to keep them profitable and prevent them from going under.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2026 12:18 PM (yt3LH) 31
$1.2 billion is a nice start.
But the reality is, these banks are so ginormously big that until Bessent starts nailing them with fines in the 100s of billions, if not trillions, it will barely leave a mark. BoA has 5 trillion -- yes, with a "t" -- assets under management. The bank makes tens of billions in profit every year. The $1.2B fine probably didn't even cover the profits that BoA made on all the illegal transfers. Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 15, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/) 32
BoA is the most deceptively named bank in existence. I wouldn't give them the sweat off my butt.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 12:13 PM May I suggest an area near there? Posted by: Don Lemon at October 15, 2026 12:19 PM (0sNs1) 33
This is just one of the banks my tax dollars were used to bail out for faking numbers to cause the subprime meltdown.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:20 PM (t2aZo) 34
A former whistleblower from HSBC says: Cool story bro, but I lost my career and everything I had and slept on a mattress in a 300x300 room and got a job waiting tables after I reported a fraud of similar scale. People who know what's happening in every damn bank in America know the same things I knew, and they know what happened to me, and they ain't gonna blow no whistles unless you drop with the fairy-ass fines and do something effective. ARREST PEOPLE OR NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. https://x.com/EverettStern1/status/ 2110385405858111510 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2026 12:20 PM (mmrXZ) 35
Banco de Mexico/BofA serves all the foreign countries.
Posted by: huerfano at October 15, 2026 12:21 PM (2Xqig) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 15, 2026 12:21 PM (mmrXZ) 37
Money, power, power, money.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2026 12:22 PM (seCv0) 38
Worth it to be able to buy Chop Suey at 3AM.
Posted by: Hangry Henry at October 15, 2026 12:22 PM (EdP2u) 39
During the prosecution, I wonder if any lawyer brought up how this and other banks launder money for the cartels which fund our political parties.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:23 PM (t2aZo) 40
ARREST PEOPLE OR NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.
Does anyone remember those halcyon days of yore when people stayed in their lane? Posted by: That Guy who always says "Nothing will happen." at October 15, 2026 12:23 PM (0sNs1) 41
@34
A bit further in your link, it says this. I agree completely. Three things would change the math overnight. Refer individuals for criminal prosecution. Not the analyst in the queue. The executives who set the thresholds and chose the risk. One banker in handcuffs would do more than every fine in Treasury’s history combined. End “too big to jail.” An institution cannot be too big to fail and too big to jail at the same time. If it is the first, it must be held to a higher standard, not a lower one. And if Bank of America will not act as America’s bank, review its charter. A national charter is a privilege granted on behalf of the American people. It should be conditioned on not moving money for the people trying to kill them. Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t) 42
Tiananmen Square is what Democrats want for you.
You don’t think they would do it themselves- did you? They want to seize the levers of power and use them against you- again. Posted by: Vengeance at October 15, 2026 12:17 PM (aobjm) J6 was supposed to lead to the American Tiananmen square, the funny thing is that most of the targeted people were aware of that at some level. Instead, Europe is on fire now, and I am not sure anyone is able to carry it as far as the Chinese were willing Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2026 12:24 PM (rbvCR) 43
BoA was the first big bank to offer credit to illegals.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 15, 2026 12:24 PM (35ICP) 44
Socialists love China
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 12:24 PM (J76xR) 45
Money, power, power, money.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 15, 2026 12:22 PM What am I, chopped liver? Posted by: That thing Trump grabbed at October 15, 2026 12:25 PM (0sNs1) 46
Instead, Europe is on fire now, and I am not sure anyone is able to carry it as far as the Chinese were willing
Perhaps the Euros need to call in the Chinese, who know how to handle recalcitrant Muslims. Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 12:25 PM (Riz8t) 47
Fake Jake to guest discussing Omar:
"If any of this is true, wouldn't it have been better to go to the Biden Justice Department and not left up the the Trump Justice Department?" lol Gee, Jake, I wonder... Posted by: one hour sober at October 15, 2026 12:25 PM (J4Dwc) 48
Remember when Rush had the parody “Bank of Amigo”? Can’t think of a way to make the truth funny at this point.
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 15, 2026 12:25 PM (PPh9/) 49
Of course a judge will stop it
Posted by: steevy at October 15, 2026 12:25 PM (YwEeS) 50
44 Socialists love China
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2026 12:24 PM (J76xR) ====== Troll, before his comment got zapped, was saying that the world would make war on America because of our resource greed. If that's the source of anger towards nations in the world, China would seem to be higher on the list of priorities, methinks. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 12:25 PM (jxbDg) Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 15, 2026 12:26 PM (lNei4) 52
Fake Jake to guest discussing Omar:
"If any of this is true, wouldn't it have been better to go to the Biden Justice Department and not left up the the Trump Justice Department?" lol Gee, Jake, I wonder... The dictionary entry for "disingenuous" has a picture of Tapper. Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2026 12:26 PM (Riz8t) 53
banked there--I couldn't close that account fast enough when I changed jobs.
Posted by: Crusader You people who float willy-nilly from job to job! No loyalty! No Sense of Duty or Devotion. We only employ Team Players here! Posted by: The Borg Industries at October 15, 2026 12:26 PM (EdP2u) 54
During the prosecution, I wonder if any lawyer brought up how this and other banks launder money for the cartels which fund our political parties.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:23 PM (t2aZo) I will guarantee you that no one brought up the problem that the IC uses money laundering through all the banks to fund covert activity, which also seems to fund political action here and abroad. Hey, did you guys know that the state of Oregon uses US Bank to launder drug money that the cannabis growers and licensed dispensaries pay for their taxes and license fees? Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2026 12:27 PM (rbvCR) 55
BOA probably loses 1.2 billion every week.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 15, 2026 12:27 PM (CHHv1) 56
How are they going to make war on us if we have all the resources? War takes resources, duh.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2026 12:27 PM (yt3LH) 57
Time for Michael Richards to open up Bank of Kramerica.
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 15, 2026 12:27 PM (PPh9/) 58
56 How are they going to make war on us if we have all the resources? War takes resources, duh.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2026 12:27 PM (yt3LH) ======= Send in an invasion force to steal the resources first? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 12:28 PM (jxbDg) 59
If any of this is true, wouldn't it have been better to go to the Biden Justice Department and not left up the the Trump Justice Department?"
lol Gee, Jake, I wonder... Posted by: one hour sober Humor on multiple levels. Not only is Tapper demonstrating partisan bias, he is publicly declaring that justice is also partisan. Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:28 PM (wxhbO) 60
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Humor on multiple levels. Not only is Tapper demonstrating partisan bias, he is publicly declaring that justice is also partisan. Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:28 PM (wxhbO) ====== While give a whole lot of rhetorical credence to the idea that the impending charges against Omar are...justified. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 12:29 PM (jxbDg) 61
If you don't like how the marketplace is treating you, just build your own banking system. Debanking is just freedom of association in action.
Posted by: Libertarian Phonies! at October 15, 2026 12:29 PM (FXHeD) 62
This is all a distraction from the Epstein and UAP Files.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2026 12:31 PM (0sNs1) 63
Do you know how much resources it takes to make a large scale amphibious landing? Our trolls are too dumb to live. The only thing keeping them from dying is our resources. Natural selection would have taken them out otherwise.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2026 12:31 PM (yt3LH) 64
Gingham should go to Wuhan and tell us about the miracles taking place at the wet market.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 15, 2026 12:31 PM (E2K/A) 65
How are they going to make war on us if we have all the resources? War takes resources, duh.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2026 12:27 PM (yt3LH) ======= Send in an invasion force to steal the resources first? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 12:28 PM (jxbDg) ______________ "I have an idea" -- Tully Bascomb Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 15, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/) 66
Our trolls are too dumb to live. The only thing keeping them from dying is our resources. Natural selection would have taken them out otherwise.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2026 12:31 PM (yt3LH) ----- That and their mothers continuing to bring hot pockets down to the basement. Posted by: ballistic at October 15, 2026 12:32 PM (oqH4h) 67
Do you know how much resources it takes to make a large scale amphibious landing?
Oh come on! It isn't that difficult. Posted by: Newts at October 15, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t) 68
"saying enthusiastically that it is "amazing" an umbrella or bike can be left unattended in the region "without worrying about someone stealing it.""
---------------- Hi, someone here who actually lived in China for 10 years and not in a multi-million dollar mansion... Theft is of course RAMPANT in China. My wallet got stolen out of my backpack while I was playing pick-up basketball at a local playground... My Chinese girlfriend (secretary for a state-owned corporation who lived in a tiny apartment with her parents; nowhere near wealthy) had 3 bikes stolen from her, and someone snatched her purse out her bike basket while she was riding to work (which made her take the bus and quit riding her bike)... There were always reports about different pick-pocket schemes going on in the street markets... This is such a ridiculous f-ing statement by this cunt. Sure, VIOLENT crime is relatively rare there. But if this twat ever set foot on a common street or in a common market, she'd be robbed in under 5 mins... Posted by: bearski at October 15, 2026 12:35 PM (Bhsk7) 69
Yay. Ralphy all settled. Computer work.
For those that missed it. CNN and MSNow were doing happy dances after President Trump said the execution wouldn't be livestreamed. After the mid-terms - we'll see. I'll be fine with pay-per-view. Talarico's town hall on CNN was nicely choreographed and he came across as not-creepy and normal - for a Dem. He basically gave stock Dem answers designed to not scare the normies. As Lizzy commented, yeah, just lie to people until he gets in power. That seemed to be the strategy. I watch the first hour while doing dishes and cleaning the microwave. Zerohedge had an article on 'student protests' spreading. Oh, I hope so. Let's get this on. And if the bank people can't be executed, some poor lady on "Let's make a Deal" just won free movies for a year. That'd be a nice start for punishment. Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 106 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 15, 2026 12:35 PM (Sco7b) 70
biden's dog, thank you, I added it.
Posted by: ace at October 15, 2026 12:36 PM (1wjle) 71
Oh come on! It isn't that difficult.
Posted by: Newts Many people misname us and we are tired of it. Posted by: The Red Eft at October 15, 2026 12:37 PM (EdP2u) 72
Mattress stores hardest hit.
Posted by: And everybody knows it at October 15, 2026 12:37 PM (XcEQQ) 73
How are they going to make war on us if we have all the resources? War takes resources, duh.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe HUMINT and electronic warfare doesn't take a lot of resources and they are already in effect. Speaking of, has Mitch Mccponnel had a press conference yet? Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 15, 2026 12:37 PM (nEUC6) 74
BoA also took over Countrywide due to the financial meltdown.
Nancy Pelosi's daughter worked for Countrywide, wonder how golden was her parachute? Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 12:38 PM (C/v00) 75
Afternoon Ace.
China is in the process of imploding. The idiot US left is in love with a system which is collapsing economically, environmentally and socially. Obviously per our US idiots , China is just not doing communism correctly Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2026 12:39 PM (V2IGM) 76
Speaking of plants, how did Talefreako's Townhall on CNN go?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 12:39 PM (C/v00) 77
Can’t say I’ve ever seen more than 1 newt at a time. Maybe 2 at most. I don’t think they could pull off a large scale amphibious assault.
Penguins on the other hand. They could do it. We need to keep an eye on them. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2026 12:39 PM (yt3LH) 78
Burn the bankers at the stake over piles of money. Have people donate cash to build the piles.
Posted by: Roy at October 15, 2026 12:39 PM (qwype) 79
If you don't like how the marketplace is treating you, just build your own banking system. Debanking is just freedom of association in action.
Posted by: Libertarian Phonies! at October 15, 2026 12:29 PM * sssssssssssssssssshhh * * ... * * whoooOOOOOsh * Right on! Posted by: Libertarian Party Convention attendees at October 15, 2026 12:40 PM (0sNs1) 80
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: That thing Trump grabbed at October 15, 2026 12:25 PM In the Grand Sports Game Of Life you remain undefeated. Posted by: Every guy everywhere at October 15, 2026 12:40 PM (XcEQQ) Posted by: Willie Sutton at October 15, 2026 12:41 PM (XcEQQ) 82
BOA was given Countrywide and JP Morgan was given Mass Mutual. These are the type of rewards given out for being too big (and knowing too much) to fail.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 15, 2026 12:41 PM (JuXXU) 83
Beijing needs to hire Blackadder to come up with a PLAN
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 12:42 PM (C/v00) 84
83 Beijing needs to hire Blackadder to come up with a PLAN
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 12:42 PM (C/v00) ===== Going over the top and getting themselves killed? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 15, 2026 12:42 PM (jxbDg) 85
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: That thing Trump grabbed at October 15, 2026 12:25 PM In the Grand Sports Game Of Life you remain undefeated. Posted by: Every guy everywhere Not quite. No one could find it. Posted by: Lena Dunham at October 15, 2026 12:43 PM (lNei4) 86
Beijing needs to hire Blackadder to come up with a PLAN
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 12:42 PM We already have the PLAN. Posted by: RADM Woo Plung Poo at October 15, 2026 12:45 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2026 12:46 PM (JrHfD) Posted by: Chu Mai Deng at October 15, 2026 12:47 PM (Riz8t) 89
I hope that whistleblower had a successful wrongful termination suit against the bank, complete with punitive damages.
Posted by: LASue at October 15, 2026 12:47 PM (lCppi) 90
I soooo glad my wife got us out of BoA several years ago.
She switched everything over to Navy Federal. Posted by: Bulg at October 15, 2026 12:48 PM (77rzZ) 91
If you don't like how the marketplace is treating you, just build your own banking system. Debanking is just freedom of association in action.
Posted by: Libertarian Phonies! at October 15, 2026 12:29 PM (FXHeD) Wow, another unique hash. Ace, are you stirring the pot again? Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2026 12:48 PM (rbvCR) 92
Beijing needs to hire Blackadder to come up with a PLAN
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2026 12:42 PM If you want a cunning plan, you need Baldrick Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2026 12:48 PM (rbvCR) 93
"Update: Via Biden's dog sniffs a lot of marlarkey, a previous bank whistleblower who said that a fine that barely impacts BoA's profits is not enough."
I agree. But ... I'll bet dollars to donuts that nothing anyone did at the bank is a crime. A violation of civil regulations, sure. But not a criminal act. "But The Blade, how can that be? Surely allowing money laundering through your bank is a crime!" Stop calling me Shirley. You may think this is a crime, until you realize who writes 99% of the banking laws and regulations, and who donates billions to politicians, and who hires armies of lobbyists, and who employs almost everyone who leaves government banking regulators, and who is so large and powerful they practically control the entire country. "But The Blade, who is this dastardly Bond super-villain you describe?" Who? BANKS. Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 15, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/) 94
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