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Feds: We Have Probable Cause to Show That America's Sweetheart Ilhan "Omar" Committed Immigration Crimes

That's not a surprise -- you need probable cause to obtain a warrant, and a judge found that DHS did have probable cause.

And that judge was probably a leftist.

Department of Justice (DOJ) officials confirmed on Monday that Omar's home had been raided as part of a federal probe. Fahey says that because the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is involved, the case focuses on the issue of immigration, but details remain unclear.

"The big picture here is a federal judge in Washington, DC, signed off on a search warrant. That means there's probable cause that a federal crime was committed, and there would be evidence of that crime in the area to be searched, which in this case was Representative Omar's home," Fahey told the New York Post's Chadwick Moore.

In particular, Fahey said it could not have been an easy task for federal investigators to secure a judicial warrant on Omar's home, considering D.C. judges tend to be left leaning, telling the Post that "a judge must have been very convinced" by the evidence presented.


America's sweetheart may be in trouble.


The search Monday of Rep. Ilhan Omar's Washington, D.C., home by federal agents was focused on the Minnesota Democrat's immigration history, raising the prospects of legal and denaturalization risks for the Somalian-born lawmaker.

Federal agents with the Homeland Security Investigations division of the Department of Homeland Security were seen outside Omar's home in the early hours of Monday.

HSI "executed a judicially authorized search warrant secured by the Department of Justice," an agency spokesperson said in a statement. The spokesperson also confirmed that the raid is "part of an ongoing federal criminal investigation."

Multiple outlets report that the search was part of a criminal fraud investigation into the Omar's immigration paperwork.

The New York Times reports that a new investigation targeting Omar was opened in recent months and centers on her immigration history. The probe is focusing, in part, on whether Omar's late father, Nur Omar Mohamed, lied or omitted information when he sought citizenship in the United States.

Federal authorities determining Omar's father falsified his citizenship application paperwork could lead to them pursuing a criminal or denaturalization case against the congresswoman because she, in turn, would have been granted citizenship from a father who was ineligible for naturalization.

Omar said Monday that the raid on her home was an attempt by President Donald Trump to target his political enemies.

"I will not be silenced," she wrote in a post to X.

I don't want to silence you, I want to deport you and make you persona non grata in the US.

Meanwhile, the same people who said "No one is above the law" to justify -- celebrate, even -- the raid on Mar-a-Lago now say the search of a mere Representative's house is a fascist invasion.





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Hypocrisy, ahoy!

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In very related news: the five foreign invaders who shot up a Hennepin County football game turn out to be exactly who you were guessing they were.

At least one of the foreign invaders was immediately released on bail -- after fleeing the police for two days.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:20 PM




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1 erste!!

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at October 13, 2026 04:20 PM (nXhwP)

2 SPONGE!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at October 13, 2026 04:20 PM (nXhwP)

3 THEN: No one is above the law

NOW: She's a congresswoman you can't prosecute her for violating some unimportant law no one cares about

Posted by: The left at October 13, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)

4 air drop her back home....

and i'll go fetch th ecorgis

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at October 13, 2026 04:21 PM (nXhwP)

5 otters have been called...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at October 13, 2026 04:21 PM (nXhwP)

6 Obama stumping for Cooper. Make it stop.

Posted by: nckate at October 13, 2026 04:21 PM (enNUy)

7 None of the lawfare we've seen over the last few years will end until prominent democrats are deported/sent to prison.

Oh or their constant breaking of the law either

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 04:22 PM (sKqQm)

8 Gads, Rashida Tlaib really does look like a coelacanth, as JJ so often notes.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:23 PM (77rzZ)

9 The point of the "civility bullshit" arguments is to get the other side to stand down.

"You have no shame doing this!"

"Oh, you're right. Only you are allowed to do this."

The last 20 years has really radicalized the right to the point of simply not giving a shit. We saw what standing down did.

It led to losing.

We're tired of losing, and the people who grew up sick of losing are now embedded in government through Trump's second administration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 04:23 PM (R0rrx)

10 otters have been called...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler

If Nurse is around, you better be careful what you called them.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:24 PM (77rzZ)

11 This prosecution is against the spirit of aloha.

Posted by: it puts the hula skirt on or it gets the hose at October 13, 2026 04:24 PM (zpcJA)

12 and i've read the content

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at October 13, 2026 04:24 PM (nXhwP)

13 Obama stumping for Cooper. Make it stop.
Posted by: nckate

Remember: He's the Shit Midas.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2026 04:25 PM (seCv0)

14 Where is the Blade now that we need him?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 13, 2026 04:25 PM (xBWLP)

15 otters have been called...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler

If Nurse is around, you better be careful what you called them.
Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:24 PM (77rzZ)

fuzzy warm little cutie patooties?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at October 13, 2026 04:25 PM (nXhwP)

16 Dims have no rearview mirror like normal people.

Or the ability to recall similar events and statements as evidenced above. The Internet is forever.

It's a pitiful lack of IQ as well as morals and good sense.

They've all taken the 5th in both the law and alcohol.

"I can't recall" is their weak battle cry when it's needed.

They also can't recall what they said in the past.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 13, 2026 04:26 PM (hzuYO)

17 2016: Trump you can't arrest Hillary. Yes she committed multiple felonies, admitted to it, and even her political allies like James Comey said it was clear. But you don't prosecute the political opposition in America unless they committed SERIOUS SERIOUS felonies like murder or something

2021: We are prosecuting Trump because we disagree for the value of a property he assessed to get a loan. Did he pay the loan back? Well, yes, but what does that matter? Politicians need to follow the letter of the law...even if we changed it after the fact

2026: Ok so maybe Omar made a mistake on some paperwork that allowed her to illegally gain citizenship and then become an elected official and get $30M in bribes. I mean...its not like that is a serious crime or anything. Don't let Trump turn us into a banana republic people!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 04:26 PM (sKqQm)

18 Posted by: Sturmtoddler at October 13, 2026 04:24 PM (nXhwP)

Hey, Man. How're you doing?

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

19 If all she gets is sent home to her $millions piled up high in Mogadishu, I’m gonna be pissed. Jail time. Confiscation of all bank accounts. Rip that stupid thing off her head and dump her outta the back of a C-130 after time served.

Posted by: red speck at October 13, 2026 04:26 PM (Ve/HL)

20 I would love to see her tossed out

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2026 04:26 PM (Ia/+0)

21 also Ace, if one were to stake her out from crows to feast on, they'd have probable caws....

speaking of which, how's the crow friendship going?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at October 13, 2026 04:27 PM (nXhwP)

22 fuzzy warm little cutie patooties?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler

Do you know that they hold hands when they sleep?

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:27 PM (77rzZ)

23 That penumbra must be in here somewhere. Next to the fishnet stockings.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 13, 2026 04:27 PM (xBWLP)

24 Two corrupt empty-headed Dem woman threads in a row. What are the chances?

Posted by: Women Of Coler, Too at October 13, 2026 04:27 PM (EdP2u)

25 I don't want to silence you, I want to deport you and make you persona non grata in the US.

I don't care if she wants to sing La Traviata, as long as it's on a plane headed southeast over the Atlantic.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 13, 2026 04:27 PM (Riz8t)

26 According to DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro, this is only one of the investigations of Omar. And she would know since her office is running the investigations.

If you remember a while ago Omar's personal finances skyrocketed and the reasons she gave all turned out to be lied. Unexpectedly.

I have no doubt she was getting paid from the fraud in the Somali community in Minnesota.

https://tinyurl.com/ypzxfx5y

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2026 04:27 PM (viF8m)

27 Dims have no rearview mirror like normal people.

I've been down this path with leftists many, many times. They'll deny endlessly they said what they said or did what they did unless you can find an NPR or Pacifica or some similar far left news source backing up the claim.

And if you succeed in doing that their fall back is ALWAYS "
that's (D)ifferent"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 04:27 PM (sKqQm)

28 20 I would love to see her tossed out

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2026 04:26 PM (Ia/+0)

=======

Dnaturalization requires Article III court cases to strip the naturalized immigration of their citizenship. It's not just a simple, "you are here illegally, you go now" from an administrative immigration judge.

If the Trump DOJ is working to get her denaturalized and deported, I'm pretty sure this is exactly what they'd be doing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 04:28 PM (R0rrx)

29 The point of the "civility bullshit" arguments is to get the other side to stand down.

Oddly the person that has most strongly made this argument over the years is...Ann Althouse.

Of course then she'll go vote for some leftwing lunatic because Trump is mean.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm)

30 November's Cosmo is out!

1. 7 ways to get through a bad break-up
2. More slimming Fall fashions
3. 3 secret tips to get an oppressive police state off your back.
4. How to tell if he is the one!
5. How to have the hottest sex ever with your gay brother husband.
6. Olivia Rodrigo tells all.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 13, 2026 04:29 PM (Sco7b)

31 29 Oddly the person that has most strongly made this argument over the years is...Ann Althouse.

Of course then she'll go vote for some leftwing lunatic because Trump is mean.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm)

======

She's the one whom, I think originated the phrase.

But, yes, she's a dedicated Democrat partisan. She just gets to her inevitable choice with extra steps.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 04:29 PM (R0rrx)

32 You can't deport me. I'm starring in the new Broadway musical "Clitty Clitty Bang Bang"!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar, Vinter to the Stars at October 13, 2026 04:29 PM (0sNs1)

33 We're tired of losing, and the people who grew up sick of losing are now embedded in government through Trump's second administration.

Either you stand for something in which case you are horrified at the state the country is in and will do almost anything to change it back, or you never had an principles to begin with

The argument Republicans can't do anything because its mean really seemed to show up mostly after Hastert and Shrub came to control the GOP and it was always, always just an argument to do nothing.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 04:30 PM (sKqQm)

34 It's like they awake each day with a Clean Slate and somehow tap into the Hivemind to download the updated UI.
Then they go about the day as if the Past never once occurred to them.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2026 04:30 PM (GHE5A)

35 Flippin Minnesota is cooked.

Posted by: The Somali Community? Is that like the Pirate Community? at October 13, 2026 04:30 PM (anL5R)

36 November's Cosmo is out!

1. 7 ways to get through a bad break-up
2. More slimming Fall fashions
3. 3 secret tips to get an oppressive police state off your back.
4. How to tell if he is the one!
5. How to have the hottest sex ever with your gay brother husband.
6. Olivia Rodrigo tells all.


7. Kamala Harris, boat anchor or millstone in '28?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 13, 2026 04:30 PM (Riz8t)

37 33 The argument Republicans can't do anything because its mean really seemed to show up mostly after Hastert and Shrub came to control the GOP and it was always, always just an argument to do nothing.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 04:30 PM (sKqQm)

======

It was an argument to let Democrats have whatever they want, no matter the results of elections, the will of the body politic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 04:31 PM (R0rrx)

38 I'm late to the party. Regarding "Democrats Tell 'Coconut' Kam to Scram" (not the actual title), I was recently shocked to read that young American drink less. Well, that's not the part that shocked me. 4% fewer Gen-Zers drink than Gen-Xers. That's still not the shocker; it's not even that big a change.

But the change was from 52% (drinking at all) in Gen-X to 48% in Gen-Z. I thought it was much higher. I thought non-drinkers were an aberrant minority, so I finally understand how they can be so judgy: if it's about half, then they can easily be surrounded by fellow teetotalers and feel like drinkers are an aberrant minority. Everyone can feel that way about the other.

Posted by: SciVo at October 13, 2026 04:31 PM (ke3zm)

39 >>I would love to see her tossed out


Any 15th Story Window would do, Skip.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2026 04:31 PM (GHE5A)

40 Posted by: Sturmtoddler at October 13, 2026 04:24 PM (nXhwP)

Hey, Man. How're you doing?
Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)

been absolutely crushed at work the last few weeks and busy with reenacting campaign season for 250th events. but chugging along and forcing a work stop for a bit.

how you been?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at October 13, 2026 04:31 PM (nXhwP)

41 Remember that time Wellington said "Hey, what the hell, Napoleon?! Stop targeting your cannons at us!"

Isn't it delightful how thoughtlessly and effortlessly they gaslight us into thinking that targeting your enemies is a bad thing? Not only a bad thing, an unconscionable thing. Something only a maniac would do.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2026 04:31 PM (aKiSo)

42 That Ilhan is a very, very, very bad person.

Posted by: Babu Bhatt, waving his enormous finger at October 13, 2026 04:33 PM (NkqBW)

43 Check out the hastily-called rally in support of Omar yesterday afternoon. Held in Powderhorn Park in MPLS, HQ of white libs. Majority old whites in attendance - AWFLs and low T men:

https://tinyurl.com/46tyy3yx

Posted by: beckster at October 13, 2026 04:33 PM (kX27y)

44 Oddly the person that has most strongly made this argument over the years is...Ann Althouse.
==
Wait wut? You're saying a woman elevated manners over substance and results?!??!!!?!?! The deuce you say!

Posted by: Sick of the prissy bullshit YO BITCH GET OUT THE WAY at October 13, 2026 04:33 PM (anL5R)

45 Kamala will vault to the Presiduncy on the back of her love for yellow electric school buses. Where does Omar stand on this?

Posted by: Flaming Yellow Rolling Coffins at October 13, 2026 04:33 PM (EdP2u)

46 Back in the day America brought in the victims of communist despotisms.

With Omar and her family we brought in the communist despots specifically so they wouldn't face the music for their crimes.

It is absurd

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 04:34 PM (sKqQm)

47 I don't think our judiciary has the balls to expel a sitting congress critter.

But I want to believe.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 04:34 PM (mkw2N)

48 Remember that time Wellington said "Hey, what the hell, Napoleon?! Stop targeting your cannons at us!"

Or when Hitler told Stalin to stop being so mean after Kursk.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 13, 2026 04:34 PM (Riz8t)

49 deport

deport

deport

deport the fucking lot

Posted by: Heathers at October 13, 2026 04:34 PM (3mtzY)

50 >>Isn't it delightful how thoughtlessly and effortlessly they gaslight us into thinking that targeting your enemies is a bad thing? Not only a bad thing, an unconscionable thing. Something only a maniac would do.


Great Ex ample of this is the Disproportionate Response argument they like to make whenever their preferred Terrorist Group is getting their shit pushed in.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2026 04:34 PM (GHE5A)

51 32 You can't deport me. I'm starring in the new Broadway musical "Clitty Clitty Bang Bang"!
Posted by: Ilhan Omar, Vinter to the Stars at October 13, 2026 04:29 PM (0sNs1)

If they would treat their own daughters that way, how will they treat others' daughters?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2026 04:35 PM (zNXwB)

52 47 I don't think our judiciary has the balls to expel a sitting congress critter.

But I want to believe.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 13, 2026 04:34 PM (mkw2N)

=======

It will get to SCOTUS, eventually.

I want it to be Alito's final majority opinion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 04:35 PM (R0rrx)

53 >>I don't think our judiciary has the balls to expel a sitting congress critter.


That Court is not an actual Judicial Branch Court, is it?

I believe those Immigration Courts are more Magistrate than Judge, anyway.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2026 04:35 PM (GHE5A)

54 oops

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 13, 2026 04:36 PM (3mtzY)

55 Wait wut? You're saying a woman elevated manners over substance and results?!??!!!?!?! The deuce you say!

No the opposite.

To give full credit to Althouse she's been calling out leftists for claiming right leaning pundits/pols are violating civility norms when it is really a disagreement on policy for some time.

And again then Althouse being Althouse still finds a way to justify voting for some leftwing lunatic.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 04:36 PM (sKqQm)

56 Hope they have more than this...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2026 04:36 PM (+gK6I)

57 easily be surrounded by fellow teetotalers and feel like drinkers are an aberrant minority. Everyone can feel that way about the other.
Posted by: SciVo

You spell so well for a drunkard.

Posted by: Sober Sidney at October 13, 2026 04:36 PM (EdP2u)

58 Check out the hastily-called rally in support of Omar yesterday afternoon. Held in Powderhorn Park in MPLS, HQ of white libs. Majority old whites in attendance - AWFLs and low T men:

Low T doesn't quite cover it. The Oort Cloud has more testosterone molecules per cc than that "rally".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 13, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)

59 Didn't she help write the Law so that people could scam Medicare a lot easier, I wonder if she is getting kick backs like the Indian scammers do with h1b visas you have to give some off the top to the Big Dog.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 13, 2026 04:37 PM (ubCxQ)

60 I though that kid caught with drugs at the airport killed Cenk Uygur when he tried to bribe him to escape and ended up pushing him backward into a hat peg?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 13, 2026 04:37 PM (J3k+b)

61 Eh, Bill Kristol and his other first mates on his Kruise Ship can suck each other off human centipede style for all I care...except they might enjoy it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 04:37 PM (l3cgK)

62 Really, this is what a world run by women looks like. Third world invaders stealing, killing and rioting through your once peaceful and safe communities.

And by women, I mean low T sissymen. Fck this.

Posted by: Sick of the prissy bullshit YO BITCH GET OUT THE WAY at October 13, 2026 04:37 PM (anL5R)

63 Great Ex ample of this is the Disproportionate Response argument they like to make whenever their preferred Terrorist Group is getting their shit pushed in.

The goal of war is to inflict enough pain on your enemy to force them to agree to your terms.

Keeping your warmaking to "appropriate response" is a recipe to lose a war and quite clearly the point.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 04:37 PM (sKqQm)

64
What if Nancy endorses AOC?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 04:37 PM (+UcOf)

65 53 >>I don't think our judiciary has the balls to expel a sitting congress critter.


That Court is not an actual Judicial Branch Court, is it?

I believe those Immigration Courts are more Magistrate than Judge, anyway.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2026 04:35 PM (GHE5A)

======

Denaturalization is a judicial process that goes through Article III courts. Precedents Maslenjak v. United States (2017), Fedorenko v. United States (1981), and Schneider v. Rusk (1964) dictate it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 04:37 PM (R0rrx)

66 >>> 58 Check out the hastily-called rally in support of Omar yesterday afternoon. Held in Powderhorn Park in MPLS, HQ of white libs. Majority old whites in attendance - AWFLs and low T men:
==
Low T doesn't quite cover it. The Oort Cloud has more testosterone molecules per cc than that "rally".
Posted by: Archimedes at October 13, 2026 04:36 PM (Riz8t)

Did they hire the "men" from the Kamalaladingdong ad?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 13, 2026 04:38 PM (3mtzY)

67 Here in Washington State, two high schools have cancelled the rest of their football seasons due to "injuries, academic qualification, and safety of the children.". More may follow.
Huh...???
Safety. What are they in danger of one wonders? The fact that the districts have a few (totally not bogus I am sure) Somali day care centers is totally coincidental.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2026 04:38 PM (2WIwB)

68 Yes! AoS loaded on the first try (Brave on iPhone) for the first time in two days.

Now, if I only something interesting to contribute.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 13, 2026 04:38 PM (QFchU)

69 how you been?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler

OK, not great. Got this magnificent new beast of a car, a 2026 Subaru Forrester, and then, a couple of months later, tore it up parking next to a pillar in a parking garage.

Fun fact: Since it's a current year model, the parts for fixing it up apparently aren't readily available, and are on back order. Who knows when I'll get my chariot back again?

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:38 PM (77rzZ)

70 DOJ also said that they have a completely separate second case proceeding against Omar for financial shenanigans.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 04:39 PM (2ocoG)

71 17 does sum it up nicely

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 13, 2026 04:39 PM (VyBeY)

72 >>> 64
What if Nancy endorses AOC?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 04:37 PM (+UcOf)

I don't know if there is enough popcorn in the world solar system galaxy for that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 13, 2026 04:39 PM (3mtzY)

73 "Proportional."

Ok, fine. New monthly target, boys. For every one they kill, we kill a thousand. No more, no less.

What?

You fuckers said proportional. You never specified a gain.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2026 04:39 PM (aKiSo)

74 >>> Yes! AoS loaded on the first try (Brave on iPhone) for the first time in two days.

Now, if I only something interesting to contribute.
Posted by: Turn 2 at October 13, 2026 04:38 PM (QFchU)

======

Proofreading? Nope. Not going to happen.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 13, 2026 04:39 PM (QFchU)

75 Really, this is what a world run by women looks like. Third world invaders stealing, killing and rioting through your once peaceful and safe communities. .

I call them them the Jamey Carney Cohort and while it seems they get what they in fact deserve a whole lot of innocent people are also getting harmed by their "empathy" aka desire for young military aged men with few romantic options

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 04:40 PM (sKqQm)

76 >>That Court is not an actual Judicial Branch Court, is it?

If she's convicted of a felony, which seems likely, she will be expelled from the House.

Deporting an average person is happening with increasing frequency.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2026 04:40 PM (viF8m)

77
Keeping your warmaking to "appropriate response" is a recipe to lose a war and quite clearly the point.
==
Looks in war handbook under heading: what not to do
-because this is the way to make the war last the longest possible time, costing the most in death, and money.

Posted by: Sick of the prissy bullshit YO BITCH GET OUT THE WAY at October 13, 2026 04:40 PM (anL5R)

78 70 DOJ also said that they have a completely separate second case proceeding against Omar for financial shenanigans.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 04:39 PM (2ocoG)

That sounds better

Posted by: It's me donna at October 13, 2026 04:40 PM (+gK6I)

79 Denaturalization is a judicial process that goes through Article III courts. Precedents Maslenjak v. United States (2017), Fedorenko v. United States (1981), and Schneider v. Rusk (1964) dictate it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

IIRC, there's one that goes back even further. Some Italian immigrant who lied about his being a bootlegger during Prohibition. He got yeeted by SCOTUS.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:40 PM (77rzZ)

80 I want to know where she is - and her husband, Tim Mynett. Both are MIA. Wonder why he wasn't home with her when she took off 30 minutes before the raid.

Posted by: beckster at October 13, 2026 04:41 PM (kX27y)

81 The funny part will be when they find a bunch of Incest Porn in her vibrator drawer.

Posted by: zombie at October 13, 2026 04:41 PM (Av6i5)

82 Omar is the one where her husband's consulting firm suddenly started making bank and she reported $30M in gains to the IRS before it went public and she then claimed that was an oopsie and no she wasn't being bribed right?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 04:41 PM (sKqQm)

83 But the change was from 52% (drinking at all) in Gen-X to 48% in Gen-Z. I thought it was much higher.

Given all of the weepy "nobody drinks, all the liquor companies are going out of business" crap in the media I'm shocked that it's only a 4% swing.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 04:42 PM (2ocoG)

84 >>> 81 The funny part will be when they find a bunch of Incest Porn in her vibrator drawer.
Posted by: zombie at October 13, 2026 04:41 PM (Av6i5)

Goat pr0n?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 13, 2026 04:42 PM (3mtzY)

85 All I know is that the Feds got a democrat DC judge to sign off on a search warrant for omar's house and papers. That right there tells me that this is real and it is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 13, 2026 04:42 PM (I43vL)

86 83 But the change was from 52% (drinking at all) in Gen-X to 48% in Gen-Z. I thought it was much higher.

Given all of the weepy "nobody drinks, all the liquor companies are going out of business" crap in the media I'm shocked that it's only a 4% swing.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 04:42 PM (2ocoG)

===

Until I can find a bottle of Blanton's in my local ABC store, it hasn't fallen enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 04:42 PM (R0rrx)

87 >>That sounds better

Been saying this for some time. See the link I posted at 26.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2026 04:42 PM (viF8m)

88 So, a bollard saved Hillary and wrecked Bulg. Doesn't seem fair.

Posted by: Bollard Equity Now!! at October 13, 2026 04:42 PM (EdP2u)

89 Omar is the one where her husband's consulting firm suddenly started making bank and she reported $30M in gains to the IRS before it went public and she then claimed that was an oopsie and no she wasn't being bribed right?

Correct. There was something about a vineyard that was making tens of millions and suddenly wasn't too, I think.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 04:42 PM (2ocoG)

90 The funny part will be when they find a bunch of Incest Porn in her vibrator drawer.

See this is why we don't normally let them have clits.

Posted by: Omar's dad at October 13, 2026 04:43 PM (sKqQm)

91 58 Check out the hastily-called rally in support of Omar yesterday afternoon. Held in Powderhorn Park in MPLS, HQ of white libs. Majority old whites in attendance - AWFLs and low T men

Hire a mob is great! I wonder if I can get asian women in schoolgirl outfits.

CNN - Pope Leo has lung cancer.
MSNow - perpetual sad looking bitch talking about Putin and Trump

CBC - a lady spent $35,000 to go to Mexico for medical treatment.

Fox - Will Cain - execution! Hell yeah! Now billionaires funding far-left.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 13, 2026 04:43 PM (Sco7b)

92 >>> 89 Omar is the one where her husband's consulting firm suddenly started making bank and she reported $30M in gains to the IRS before it went public and she then claimed that was an oopsie and no she wasn't being bribed right?
==
Correct. There was something about a vineyard that was making tens of millions and suddenly wasn't too, I think.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 04:42 PM (2ocoG)

Yep, I remember the vineyard, and iirc it even had a website which mysteriously vanished.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 13, 2026 04:43 PM (3mtzY)

93 I wish we actually had the balls to throw lawfare at people we ain't even got a shred of evidence against. Fuck it. Allegations are free. Write the damn charges. Make up a bunch of shit. Drag every one of them through the mud. Entertain me, dammit. "The charges are dropped for insufficient evidence". So what, that's last week's news, we got all kinds of new shit on the burner today.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2026 04:43 PM (aKiSo)

94 FIRST FED THRU THE DOOR: "This place smells funny."

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2026 04:44 PM (2WIwB)

95 So, a bollard saved Hillary and wrecked Bulg. Doesn't seem fair.
Posted by: Bollard Equity Now!!

That thing was no mere bollard. It could've been a column holding up the Parthenon.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:44 PM (77rzZ)

96 Correct. There was something about a vineyard that was making tens of millions and suddenly wasn't too, I think.
-------
Yes, via her husband Tim Mynett.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
2h
🚨 BREAKING: DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro announces ANOTHER investigation has been opened related to Somali Rep. Ilhan Omar's sketchy financial records — IN ADDITION to the HSI-spearheaded case and raid

IT'S ALL CRASHING DOWN...

PIRRO: "HSI, going to a federal judge who is cognizant of the Fourth Amendment rights of any target, who said you have the right to search this person's house. Based upon that execution of that warrant, we will see what comes of it...there's no question that that judge would not have signed that warrant unless there was probable cause. And probably more than that, given the individual who's involved."

Q: What about the financial disclosures? She was given a pass by House ethics, $30M appeared and disappeared

PIRRO: "I can tell you that is subject of an investigation as well. It doesn't matter what the House does."

Q: This is your office that's doing this?

PIRRO: "Yeah."

Posted by: beckster at October 13, 2026 04:45 PM (kX27y)

97 Fun fact: Since it's a current year model, the parts for fixing it up apparently aren't readily available, and are on back order. Who knows when I'll get my chariot back again?
Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:38 PM (77rzZ)

I did not know that

/Johhny Carson

man that sucks. really sucks about the parts issue as well. hope they can strip one of the cars on the lot for you soon

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at October 13, 2026 04:45 PM (nXhwP)

98 61 Eh, Bill Kristol and his other first mates on his Kruise Ship can suck each other off human centipede style for all I care...except they might enjoy it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 13, 2026 04:37 PM (l3cgK)

Did Bill Kristol ever believe anything he said, saw the Grift and went for it, at least Omar believes what she says and does the Grift.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 13, 2026 04:45 PM (ubCxQ)

99 Read that subsequently, Jeanine Pirro is in pursuit of Omar.




Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 04:45 PM (+UcOf)

100 Posted by: Sturmtoddler at October 13, 2026 04:45 PM (nXhwP)

Thanks, Man.

You still in Tidewater VA?

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

101 Nice enough out to grill brats

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2026 04:47 PM (Ia/+0)

102 >>Yep, I remember the vineyard, and iirc it even had a website which mysteriously vanished.

Because the money likely came from the Somali fraud in MN.

It was Omar that sponsored the bill that provided the funding for scams like Feeding Our Future who was run by friend's of Omar. Over $250 million disappeared in that scam.

Wouldn't surprise me if some of that money ended in Somalia with al Shabaab.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2026 04:47 PM (viF8m)

103 So I mentioned the stupid Malfoid "scandal" the left was freaking out about last night but I found a dumber one today.

There is currently an argument on the left as to whether women can be bisexual if in fact they are grossed out at the idea of sexual/romantic relations with another woman.

And you know...I gotta agree this is a stupid idea. But they do not want to touch the real reason this stupid idea is out there. As per the left this is because of misogyny or homophobia or some crap like that which is stupid.

The real reason you have obviously straight women claiming to be bisexual is that it is the easiest way to claim gay oppression creds, and now they are getting lazy enough they don't even want to pretend they are two margaritas away from letting Katy Perry sexually assault them...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 04:47 PM (sKqQm)

104 The funny part will be when they find a bunch of Incest Porn in her vibrator drawer.
Posted by: zombie at October 13, 2026 04:41 PM (Av6i5)

Goat pr0n?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 13, 2026 04:42 PM (3mtzY)

that puts a WHOLE different spin on the daily beast....
-_-

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at October 13, 2026 04:47 PM (nXhwP)

105

No one is above the law.
Many are beneath contempt.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2026 04:48 PM (Cqx++)

106 Nice enough out to grill brats
Posted by: Skip

Eh, just spank 'em and send 'em to bed without their supper. Makes cleanup easier.

Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:48 PM (77rzZ)

107 Yep, I remember the vineyard, and iirc it even had a website which mysteriously vanished.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 13, 2026 04:43 PM (3mtzY)
------------------
It was buying wine from other wineries/vineyards -

Tim Mynett owns a stake in eStCru Wines, a California wine business that shut down as of April 4, according to California business records

Posted by: beckster at October 13, 2026 04:49 PM (kX27y)

108 Did Bill Kristol ever believe anything he said, saw the Grift and went for it, at least Omar believes what she says and does the Grift.

Kristol is the purest-form 180 from his previous statements of the cruise types. Even Jonah Goldberg hasn't flipped *that* hard.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 04:49 PM (2ocoG)

109 Posted by: Sturmtoddler at October 13, 2026 04:45 PM (nXhwP)

Thanks, Man.

You still in Tidewater VA?
Posted by: Bulg at October 13, 2026 04:45 PM (77rzZ)

yeah, still holding the fort down here. it's not bad overall. traffic is still abysmal, but i manage to avoid most of the nova bullshit.

still would love to hit the lottery and get out of here lol

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at October 13, 2026 04:50 PM (nXhwP)

110 CCP crime network aided by BoA. It shouldn't be a fine; it should be a forced sale.

@BNONews 4m
Bank of America fined more than $1.2 billion for anti-money laundering and sanctions violations - U.S. Treasury

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2026 04:50 PM (nEUC6)

111 Immigration fraud.
Financial fraud.
Lets face it, she (and her ilk) are just third world dumbshits thinking they can grab a bunch of bucks. Just like back home! They pay off the party that protects them...share the lucre if you will...and go on their merry way.
And the people just go along, being too lazy to stop it.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 13, 2026 04:50 PM (2WIwB)

112 110 CCP crime network aided by BoA. It shouldn't be a fine; it should be a forced sale.

@BNONews 4m
Bank of America fined more than $1.2 billion for anti-money laundering and sanctions violations - U.S. Treasury

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2026 04:50 PM (nEUC6)

========

"This isn't 300% of their 2025 operating budget, so it's nothing."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 04:50 PM (R0rrx)

113 Kristol is the purest-form 180 from his previous statements of the cruise types. Even Jonah Goldberg hasn't flipped *that* hard.

I don't know, Kristol betrayed what his dad worked for but Jonah started working for the people that discussed Fort Marcy Park'ing his mother.

I'd say the latter is worse.

Also, can we stop automatically giving the children of right leaning media figures an automatic role when their parents retire? This has failed every single time AFAIK...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 04:51 PM (sKqQm)

114 I don't think a single one of those vile hypocrites who tweeted out utter joy and approval at the raid on Trump feel one iota, not even the teensiest fraction of an iota, ashamed at the contrast they're displaying. They're impervious to shame.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 13, 2026 04:52 PM (qBdHI)

115 Also, can we stop automatically giving the children of right leaning media figures an automatic role when their parents retire? This has failed every single time AFAIK...

FIFY. The kids almost always ruin the brand, it's been constant for 150 years.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 04:52 PM (2ocoG)

116 >>> 112 110 CCP crime network aided by BoA. It shouldn't be a fine; it should be a forced sale.

@BNONews 4m
Bank of America fined more than $1.2 billion for anti-money laundering and sanctions violations - U.S. Treasury

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2026 04:50 PM (nEUC6)

========

"This isn't 300% of their 2025 operating budget, so it's nothing."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, taking speed with Bob Fosse at October 13, 2026 04:50 PM (R0rrx)

https://stockanalysis.com /stocks/bac/revenue/
"Bank of America had revenue of $30.19B in the quarter ending June 30, 2026..."

So, about 1% of annual revenue, not profit, revenue. I think they'll notice.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 13, 2026 04:54 PM (3mtzY)

117 Wouldn't surprise me if some of that money ended in Somalia with al Shabaab.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2026 04:47 PM (viF8m)

Treasury is also following the almost-daily piles of cash that went out of MSP airport. Some were flights to Europe connecting to Somalia and others were flights to Ohio (same scams going on there with Somalis).

Posted by: beckster at October 13, 2026 04:55 PM (kX27y)

118 I wish we actually had the balls to throw lawfare at people we ain't even got a shred of evidence against. Fuck it. Allegations are free. Write the damn charges. Make up a bunch of shit. Drag every one of them through the mud. Entertain me, dammit. "The charges are dropped for insufficient evidence". So what, that's last week's news, we got all kinds of new shit on the burner today.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2026 04:43 PM


Worked for me......

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 13, 2026 04:55 PM (I43vL)

119 Crazy Ivan!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 13, 2026 04:55 PM (I43vL)

120 No Republican is above the law the Marxists say

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2026 04:55 PM (Ia/+0)

121 We have a reason to live again!
From deadline...

Girls is coming back.

HBO has ordered a limited run of five episodes of Lena Dunham’s hit comedy with the majority of the original cast confirmed to return

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 13, 2026 04:55 PM (Sco7b)

122 Correct. There was something about a vineyard that was making tens of millions and suddenly wasn't too, I think.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 04:42 PM (2ocoG)

Yep, I remember the vineyard, and iirc it even had a website which mysteriously vanished.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 13, 2026 04:43 PM (3mtzY)


It wasn't even a vineyard. It was just a wine label, that was going to make wine from someone else's grapes. And she collected money from 'investors' which, unlike a debt, would just be wiped out of the business went under. The sort of bribe-laundering scheme that a dimwit would think is clever.

Posted by: SciVo at October 13, 2026 04:56 PM (ke3zm)

123
All in the family -


Luke Rosiak
@lukerosiak
·
Oct 12
Ilhan Omar's sister registered her $20M USAID company using an address linked to the biggest Feeding Our Future fraudsters

The home belongs to Mashah Ahmed Ali. He couldn't explain, instead claiming someone must have used his home without his knowledge.

Posted by: beckster at October 13, 2026 04:56 PM (kX27y)

124 >>I don't know, Kristol betrayed what his dad worked for but Jonah started working for the people that discussed Fort Marcy Park'ing his mother.

Not really. Irving Kristol started out as a hardcore liberal and then morphed into a liberal. But he was always a neocon. THE neocon. That was his real philosophy and it found supporters on both sides of the aisle over the years.

Trump rejected it completely, obviously. That's why Bill flipped to the left. MAGA is no longer a neocon party.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 13, 2026 04:57 PM (viF8m)

125 HBO has ordered a limited run of five episodes of Lena Dunham’s hit comedy with the majority of the original cast confirmed to return


Can't wait to be onset again for when they have Ashley get her salad tossed a few more times!

Posted by: Brian Williams at October 13, 2026 04:57 PM (sKqQm)

126 I don't want to silence you

Well, I wouldn't mind it. Because even if we send her back to Somalia (or Britain) she will still be on TV and the internet and in print, running her mouth at us how awful and racist we are and all the other bulls**t.

It would be nicest to get her out of Congress, send her home, AND shut her piehole.

Posted by: GWB at October 13, 2026 04:57 PM (kU0PQ)

127 Interesting breaking story on X: an OpenAI employee from
Saudi Arabia was arrested after it was found that he'd planted listening bugs in their offices. Be interesting to find out where that goes.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 13, 2026 04:57 PM (2ocoG)

128 HBO has ordered a limited run of five episodes of Lena Dunham’s hit comedy with the majority of the original cast confirmed to return

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart

Lena has gained a sizable amount of weight since the original. How are they going to play that?

Posted by: Tuna at October 13, 2026 04:58 PM (lJ0H4)

129 Well, I wouldn't mind it. Because even if we send her back to Somalia (or Britain) she will still be on TV and the internet and in print, running her mouth at us how awful and racist we are and all the other bulls**t.


The left: Only a racist would call Somalia a shithole.

Also the left: Sending a Somalian back to Somalia is a death sentence because it is such a shithole

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 04:58 PM (sKqQm)

130 >>> 128 HBO has ordered a limited run of five episodes of Lena Dunham’s hit comedy with the majority of the original cast confirmed to return

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart

Lena has gained a sizable amount of weight since the original. How are they going to play that?
Posted by: Tuna at October 13, 2026 04:58 PM (lJ0H4)

"NO FAT SHAMING, YOU H8TER!!!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 13, 2026 04:59 PM (3mtzY)

131
Lena has gained a sizable amount of weight since the original. How are they going to play that?


Her new love interest will be named Ahab and in the finale he will finally harpoon her.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 04:59 PM (sKqQm)

132
It wasn't even a vineyard. It was just a wine label, that was going to make wine from someone else's grapes. And she collected money from 'investors' which, unlike a debt, would just be wiped out of the business went under. The sort of bribe-laundering scheme that a dimwit would think is clever.
Posted by: SciVo at October 13, 2026 04:56 PM

White label wine? Lots of wineries don't grow their own grapes and they're probably smarter than the wineries that grow their own. There is an oversupply of wine grapes/falling demand. wine is going through a correction just like in the 90s.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2026 05:00 PM (zNXwB)

133 Oh.

The good man Kristol waddles forth bravely from his Leftist billionaire donor-subsidized office to come to the aid of his country.

He's a regular Patrick Henry. Scratch that. An ultra-jumbo Patrick Henry. He's like three Patrick Henrys, but if Patrick Henry was a dimwitted sack of worthless shit.

And - I'll bet this arrogant pseudointellectual dumbfuck doesn't know it - his vapid turn of phrase there is just an old touch-typing exercise. But he thinks it makes him sound super smart and substantial.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2026 05:00 PM (BI5O2)

134 Lena has gained a sizable amount of weight since the original. How are they going to play that?

Posted by: Tuna at October 13, 2026 04:58 PM

Fat acceptance.
Don't be a hater!


5pm
No new news.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 13, 2026 05:01 PM (Sco7b)

135 Another fun part about these "rightwing" guys that flipped to the left...you'll see lefties using the Lincoln Project while damning the "Epstein class".

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2026 05:02 PM (sKqQm)

136 Wait until y'all find out about distilleries and bourbon.

Posted by: nckate at October 13, 2026 05:03 PM (enNUy)

137 Only thing I know about wine production I learned from when Lucy and Ricky were in Europe, but it's still more than the Omar's know.

Posted by: It's Like Toe Jam, right? at October 13, 2026 05:04 PM (EdP2u)

138 OMG! It's like right out of the book of Revelation!

Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Hellmann's mayo
McCormick spices
Cholula hot sauce
Frank's RedHot

What do these products have in common? One company could soon control them all.

I have concerns that McCormick and Unilever's $45 billion merger could increase YOUR grocery prices.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at October 13, 2026 05:04 PM (a4M/a)

139 Trump just posted this - wondering about her shifting financial disclosure claims:


https://tinyurl.com/3kym3v3w

Posted by: beckster at October 13, 2026 05:04 PM (kX27y)

140 Church of England is diverting funds from churches to a "Fund for Healing" which is some type of reparations for Slavery. This is what happens when you let women run the show.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 13, 2026 05:06 PM (ubCxQ)

141 The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog of tyranny.

It's a very deep thought, I assure you.

Posted by: Bill K at October 13, 2026 05:06 PM (BI5O2)

142 >>> 138 OMG! It's like right out of the book of Revelation!

Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Hellmann's mayo
McCormick spices
Cholula hot sauce
Frank's RedHot

What do these products have in common? One company could soon control them all.

I have concerns that McCormick and Unilever's $45 billion merger could increase YOUR grocery prices.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at October 13, 2026 05:04 PM (a4M/a)

I love how OrangeManBad is causing these retards to "discover" things that have been around forever.

Now do the four big meat processing companies... or the ABA or AMA for that matter... stupid bint.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 13, 2026 05:06 PM (3mtzY)

143 Pope Leo has lung cancer. Must have been all that smoking and drinking.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2026 05:06 PM (UjdFS)

144 We grow our grapes and tend our vines, to make the finest tasting wines!

Posted by: E&J Gallo at October 13, 2026 05:07 PM (EdP2u)

145 I have concerns that McCormick and Unilever's $45 billion merger could increase YOUR grocery prices.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at October 13, 2026 05:04 PM (a4M/a)

I don't know. Groceries were still cheap back when Phillip Morris owned literally every food company inside the orbit of Jupiter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 13, 2026 05:08 PM (aKiSo)

146 If they start putting franks in my Cholula bottle there will be hell to pay!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 13, 2026 05:08 PM (YZ0Fo)

147 RJ Reynolds bought Nabisco and they made a movie about it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 13, 2026 05:09 PM (6ydKt)

148 Pope Leo has lung cancer. Must have been all that smoking and drinking.
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2026 05:06 PM (UjdFS)

I can't wait to see who they pick to replace him. It'll be extra stupid, I'm sure.

Still, it probably won't be an American. An American Pope is one of the things I have marked down on my "dumbest and most absurd ideas of all time" list.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2026 05:09 PM (BI5O2)

149 If they start putting franks in my Cholula bottle there will be hell to pay!

As I always hic say I carry a bottle of that hic stuff in my purse at all hic times.

But franks? I hate weiners and I will never put one in my hic mouth. Hic

Gross.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 13, 2026 05:09 PM (sKqQm)

150 I am astounded the Democrats have not yet successfully petitioned the leftist DC Circuit Court of Appeals to quash the search warrant and immediately return all seized materials to
Nur-Omar. And are all the Hawaiian Fed Judges on vacation?

Posted by: Gref at October 13, 2026 05:10 PM (5rh/l)

151 Supposedly they are also working on her filing a 30 million dollar "mistake" in her finances as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2026 05:11 PM (nIKjK)

152 140 Church of England is diverting funds from churches to a "Fund for Healing" which is some type of reparations for Slavery. This is what happens when you let women run the show.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 13, 2026 05:06 PM (ubCxQ)

Every Western country needs to go back to making decisions based on merit and stop with we can't do x because it will make liberals cry.
Trump just does things and we need more of this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2026 05:12 PM (zNXwB)

153 The Hawaiian judge is working on fighting the military about the public execution of a crippled Muslim

Posted by: nckate at October 13, 2026 05:12 PM (enNUy)

154 I couldn't believe this influencer's figure is real, but I guess it is. Under criticism for parading around earthquake damaged Panama:

https://tinyurl.com/yza8jyz5

Posted by: beckster at October 13, 2026 05:13 PM (kX27y)

155 I can't wait to see who they pick to replace him. It'll be extra stupid, I'm sure.

Still, it probably won't be an American. An American Pope is one of the things I have marked down on my "dumbest and most absurd ideas of all time" list.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2026 05:09 PM (BI5O2)

I thought they would go with somebody from Africa but they are all too conservative.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 13, 2026 05:14 PM (ubCxQ)

156 I am astounded the Democrats have not yet successfully petitioned the leftist DC Circuit Court of Appeals to quash the search warrant and immediately return all seized materials to
Nur-Omar. And are all the Hawaiian Fed Judges on vacation?
Posted by: Gref at October 13, 2026 05:10

It's been less than 48 hours - and she is guilty as sin.

The ruling class won't let harm come to one of their own, though. It'll take some triangulatin' and strategerizin', but they'll save her, don't worry.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2026 05:14 PM (BI5O2)

157 Now how I do I short this company?

@LeadingReport 7m
3D-printed, plant-based salmon patties are coming to U.S. grocery stores.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 13, 2026 05:15 PM (nEUC6)

158 It is kinda amusing watching the left not be able to understand why no one outside of them is the least bit bothered by this.

Days past, they could spin up at least a week's worth of outrages.
Now it's just weak.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 13, 2026 05:15 PM (3cUTc)

159
I thought they would go with somebody from Africa but they are all too conservative.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 13, 2026 05:14 PM (ubCxQ)

And the Africans are probably the least gay of them all.

Posted by: beckster at October 13, 2026 05:15 PM (kX27y)

160 What does the Pope smoke anyway?

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2026 05:15 PM (Ia/+0)

161 Billy Kristol isn't as funny as he used to be.

Still looks as gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 13, 2026 05:15 PM (Y/06r)

162 Every Western country needs to go back to making decisions based on merit and stop with we can't do x because it will make liberals cry.
Trump just does things and we need more of this.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 13, 2026 05:12 PM (zNXwB)
------
The West needs to start doing things specifically because they make liberals cry.

Posted by: ballistic at October 13, 2026 05:16 PM (oqH4h)

163 If he dies I got dibs on the Popemobile.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2026 05:16 PM (UjdFS)

164 Church of England is diverting funds from churches to a "Fund for Healing" which is some type of reparations for Slavery. This is what happens when you let women run the show.

The Christian church survived 2000 years of war, disease, heresy, schism, and persecution but the past 100 years of women increasingly controlling churches is dooming the western church.

And I blame men. We let it happen just to not get into arguments and be bitched at at home. It was just easier that way. And then we didn't have to show leadership and could relax.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2026 05:17 PM (nIKjK)

165 YOU ARF RACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST towards Women Terrorists of Color !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She only called for MOSTLY PEACEFUL killing a couple Hundred Thousand of EVIL JEWS and not MILLIONS !!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 13, 2026 05:17 PM (ZITfF)

166
Lena has gained a sizable amount of weight since the original. How are they going to play that?
Posted by: Tuna


The new Leakin' Lena

https://t.ly/-A98Y

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 13, 2026 05:17 PM (Cqx++)

167 What does the Pope smoke anyway?

Based on some of his actions and proclamations I'm gonna say a mix of crack, hobo feces, ghost peppers, and gunpowder.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2026 05:18 PM (nIKjK)

168 “I will not be silenced!” … buuuuuut no replies allowed on this tweet.

Just go.
Go now.
GO

Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2026 05:18 PM (4KUe5)

169 I thought they would go with somebody from Africa but they are all too conservative.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 13, 2026 05:14 PM (ubCxQ)

Couldn't do worse than an American - if you pluck someone from the top of a major American institution, you're definitely getting a godless Leftist in a skinsuit.

But you're also getting someone whose corruption would make a Medici or a Borgia blush, to boot.

And from Chicago, no less. You might as well put a couple holes in that big hat so Satan can fit it over his horns, and cut out the middleman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2026 05:19 PM (BI5O2)

170 An American Pope is one of the things I have marked down on my "dumbest and most absurd ideas of all time" list.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2026 05:09 PM (BI5O2)

On the one hand, you're a practicing Jew so I as a Catholic have some hackles raised here.
On the other hand, practicing Jews likely had some reservations when John Chrysostom, the most bespoke antisemite perhaps in Church history, ended up as patriarch of Constantinople at a time this station outranked the bishop of Rome.
Leo has been a pretty lousy Pope not just "for the Jews" but for Europeans as well.
So I have to allow it.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 13, 2026 05:20 PM (88C+u)

171 I thought they would go with somebody from Africa but they are all too conservative.

I think the bulk of Roman Catholics world wide wanted that, and not another red leftist but they don't run the college of cardinals.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2026 05:20 PM (nIKjK)

172 Lena has gained a sizable amount of weight since the original. How are they going to play that?
Posted by: Tuna at October 13, 2026 04:58 PM (lJ0H4)


I mean, Lena is the majority of the cast

Posted by: Oglebay at October 13, 2026 05:20 PM (2ap+5)

173 Anywhere else in the world to pick a Pope you get from a Socialism country, maybe Poland but then who knows?

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2026 05:21 PM (Ia/+0)

174 Leo has been a pretty lousy Pope not just "for the Jews" but for Europeans as well.
So I have to allow it.


He's been a good friend to the short eyes priests, though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2026 05:21 PM (nIKjK)

175 I think the bulk of Roman Catholics world wide wanted that, and not another red leftist but they don't run the college of cardinals.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Just like the rest of the world, what's the people want and what the "elites" want are diametrically opposed.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 13, 2026 05:21 PM (YZ0Fo)

176 I couldn't believe this influencer's figure is real, but I guess it is. Under criticism for parading around earthquake damaged Panama:

https://tinyurl.com/yza8jyz5
Posted by: beckster.
.......

looks like she had tire inflator nozzles installed in her ass
Can't be comfortable sitting on the pot.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2026 05:21 PM (UjdFS)

177 167 What does the Pope smoke anyway?

Hey everyone it is time for another ............

"FIND THE POPES IN THE PIZZA" Contest .......

First prize is a Life Size Model of the "Pope-Mobile"

Posted by: Father Guido Sarducci at October 13, 2026 05:22 PM (973Ju)

178
Rumor has it that they discovered that
Omar has an OnlyFans site called, "The Catherine the Great of goats".

Posted by: naturalfake at October 13, 2026 05:22 PM (YSUhf)

179 The Church of England is paying reparations?!

How about they pay reparations to the 1000+ independent postmasters that were stolen from, dragged through the mud and courts for the last 20 or so years under the leadership of a woman who is also an Episcopal priest?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 13, 2026 05:22 PM (4KUe5)

180 """"
Treasury is also following the almost-daily piles of cash that went out of MSP airport. Some were flights to Europe connecting to Somalia and others were flights to Ohio (same scams going on there with Somalis).

Posted by: beckster
---

Make up a number, claw it back.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 05:22 PM (+UcOf)

181 I've been tellin' ya for 60 years that the Pope smokes Dope!

Posted by: David Peel and the Lower East Side at October 13, 2026 05:23 PM (EdP2u)

182
C3
@C_3C_3
·
Follow
So…

Matthew Sharbaugh is likely the Magistrate Judge who signed off on the Ilhan Omar warrant.

A registered Dem who…

Taught at GW.

Clerked for BO judge.

Donated to Hillary.

Appointed by Dems.

Sworn in by Boasberg.

The evidence against Ilhan Omar must be devastating.

-
Look. She was a slave for 400 years!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at October 13, 2026 05:23 PM (a4M/a)

183 Leo has been a pretty lousy Pope not just "for the Jews" but for Europeans as well.
So I have to allow it.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 13, 2026 05:20 PM (88C+u)

It's not Catholicism I object to. My dad's a Catholic. I harbor no ill will towards Catholics, or any Christian.

It's not antisemitism I object to. We haven't had a problem with that from the Catholics in a looooong time.

It's corruption.

Powerful American institutions are uniformly evil, and nobody who runs one should be placed at the head of a religion. It's obscene.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2026 05:24 PM (BI5O2)

184 Nothing will happen, but fuck this pig and the best way to scare off rats is to go after the biggest, fattest rat of them all. This sends a message: don’t fuck with us.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 13, 2026 05:24 PM (hxrdJ)

185 A lot of the cash that went out of MSP to Somalia bought property in Kenya. I don't think there's much worth buying in Somalia.

Posted by: Coldwell Bonkers at October 13, 2026 05:25 PM (EdP2u)

186 176 I couldn't believe this influencer's figure is real, but I guess it is. Under criticism for parading around earthquake damaged Panama:

https://tinyurl.com/yza8jyz5
Posted by: beckster.
.......

looks like she had tire inflator nozzles installed in her ass
Can't be comfortable sitting on the pot.
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2026 05:21 PM (UjdFS)

I remain not getting the hugh jass thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 13, 2026 05:25 PM (Y/06r)

187 The Pope A Dope needs to get back to talking about the Lord, Jesus, Salvation and other things in his job description and stop all the talk about global warming, fags, commie shit, white guilt and loving muslims.

We may need to drug test him.

Posted by: The Vatican HR Department at October 13, 2026 05:26 PM (NkqBW)

188 Pope Leo has lung cancer. Must have been all that smoking and drinking.
Posted by: wth

And consorting with loose women.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Living the Dream at October 13, 2026 05:26 PM (a4M/a)

189 I couldn't believe this influencer's figure is real, but I guess it is. Under criticism for parading around earthquake damaged Panama

She looks like someone used photoshop to shrink her head

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2026 05:27 PM (nIKjK)

190 I've seen speculation that she may not be the target, but that she may be collateral damage and the true target of the investigation is more powerful people in the Somalian and Somalian-adjacent community (who have backed her and benefited from her). She may be the equivalent of Flynn or Papadapoulos, a small fish in the scheme that they're using to get the big fish.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 13, 2026 05:28 PM (eStot)

191 Is she the one who employs someone to wipe her ass?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 13, 2026 05:28 PM (Y/06r)

192 @beckster, I hear there is a lot of Somalian fraud in Maine, too.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 13, 2026 05:29 PM (eStot)

193 Wow that is a big ass on her

Posted by: Skip at October 13, 2026 05:29 PM (Ia/+0)

194 "Disagreeing with the White House" - he's another one that has to go.


George Santos
@Georgesantos
·
4h
Oh please she committed immigration fraud… and I think you might have done the same. So I’d sit this one out goat fucker.


Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
·
21h
This morning, the federal government turned the full force of the Department of Homeland Security against a sitting member of Congress for the offense of disagreeing with the White House.

Posted by: beckster at October 13, 2026 05:30 PM (kX27y)

195 176 I couldn't believe this influencer's figure is real, but I guess it is. Under criticism for parading around earthquake damaged Panama:

https://tinyurl.com/yza8jyz5
Posted by: beckster.
.......

looks like she had tire inflator nozzles installed in her ass
Can't be comfortable sitting on the pot.
Posted by: wth at October 13, 2026 05:21 PM (UjdFS)
—-

Looks like she’s got Talacreepo in one pants leg and Hakeem Jeffries in the other.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 13, 2026 05:30 PM (hxrdJ)

196 @beckster, I hear there is a lot of Somalian fraud in Maine, too.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 13, 2026 05:29 PM (eStot)

Yes, true. Mostly in Portland.

Posted by: beckster at October 13, 2026 05:31 PM (kX27y)

197 @beckster, I hear there is a lot of Somalian fraud in Maine, too.

You guys will love this.
Ads for a candidate in Maine ran on Oregon TV, because the same company is working for both them and the Democrats in Oregon. Seems like there was a screwup with the ads.

Wow that is a big ass on her

The biggest 40-swilling gangsa brotha from the hood with his pants saggin to his knees and tats all over his face doesn't even like that big a rear end.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2026 05:32 PM (nIKjK)

198 Man, the House goofed when it ejected George Santos 311 to 114. Sure he was gay but 311 of his peers were faggots

Posted by: 88C+u at October 13, 2026 05:32 PM (88C+u)

199 Are any Somalis at all gainfully employed?

Posted by: 60 IQ Doesn't Help, I Guess at October 13, 2026 05:34 PM (EdP2u)

200 on topic, here's Tiberius, x.com
qikipedia/status/2109917063502344466

Posted by: 88C+u at October 13, 2026 05:35 PM (88C+u)

201 The Pope has cancer and his White Sox lost. Bad week

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 13, 2026 05:36 PM (V2IGM)

202 BoA...what did they do exactly to merit such fine ? "The company “processed millions of dollars in payments in apparent violation of sanctions programs targeting Russia, Belarus, Iran, Burma, Somalia, narcotics, and global terrorism,” Treasury said."

Posted by: runner at October 13, 2026 05:36 PM (AKptf)

203 If I converted to Catholic and became Pope, here's what I would do about the American church, at least as a start.

1.) In the most corrupt parishes, I'd relegate and desacralize the church buildings, and build new ones, as a statement of intent to root out the evil.

2.) I'd remove most of the bishops, and replace them with foreign ones, hardworking young ones, because I'd be putting them in direct administrative roles over the parishes.

3.) A lot of prominent Catholic laity would be excommunicated. Pelosi, for instance, would probably be first to get the bell, book, and candle treatment.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2026 05:38 PM (BI5O2)

204 BoA...what did they do exactly to merit such fine ?

If I was in charge I'd fine them regularly on general purposes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2026 05:38 PM (nIKjK)

205 The biggest 40-swilling gangsa brotha from the hood with his pants saggin to his knees and tats all over his face doesn't even like that big a rear end.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 13, 2026 05:32 PM (nIKjK)

Wait 'til they get a loada ME.

Posted by: Katy Padilla Stout at October 13, 2026 05:39 PM (88C+u)

206 She does butt stuff but it's not what you think.

Posted by: wth at October 13, 2026 05:42 PM (UjdFS)

207 199 Are any Somalis at all gainfully employed?
Posted by: 60 IQ Doesn't Help, I Guess at October 13, 2026 05:34 PM (EdP2u)

Well, 80% of Somali HHs in MN are on welfare (many on multiple forms of welfare) so maybe the other 20% are working, who knows? It seems most of those working are in city/state government positions and the others are Walmart employees. Not a joke. So, as the MN Dems say, "they are the fabric of our state."

Posted by: beckster at October 13, 2026 05:42 PM (kX27y)

208 Wait 'til they get a loada ME.

Posted by: Katy Padilla Stout
----

I know you. You played the toad in Weird Science.
Wow!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 13, 2026 05:43 PM (+UcOf)

209 It seems most of those working are in city/state government positions and the others are Walmart employees. Not a joke.
Posted by: beckster at October 13, 2026 05:42 PM (kX27y)

I'm kind of surprised how many work at the grocery stores, which also seem to employ all the trannies. Wonder how they get along?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 13, 2026 05:46 PM (zYpTz)

210 Minnesotans are bone from the neck up. Who voluntarily looks at the Somalis and says "yeah, I'd like these people to be an overclass who I slave away to keep in the lifestyle to which they're accustomed. Truly, these bucktoothed, balloon-headed cousinfuckers are a natural master race. We're not worthy."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 13, 2026 05:47 PM (BI5O2)

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