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The Morning Report — 10/13 /26

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Good morning kids. Of course the big story that broke late yesterday was the FBI's raid on he home of Rep. Ilhan Omar, whom I have referred to as Bro-Fo. And the underlying root of that moniker is one of the reasons for the raid on her home, and indeed it's been a long time coming. First some of the details to set things up.

The most likely scenario, multiple people claimed, is that immigration cops are looking into a long-floated rumor that Omar is actually one year older than she has long claimed to be — a tiny detail that may put her citizenship in jeopardy. “The big picture here is a federal judge in Washington, DC, signed off on a search warrant. That means there’s probable cause that a federal crime was committed, and there would be evidence of that crime in the area to be searched, which in this case was Representative Omar’s home,” former assistant US attorney Jonathan Fahey told The Post. Officials from DHS raided the controversial Minnesota congresswoman‘s Washington, DC, home early Monday morning, removing boxes from the residence. . . “This enforcement action is part of an ongoing federal investigation.” the statement concluded.

The Post also saw agents carrying boxes out of the residence to government vehicles, one of which was white and marked with a pink X. A defiant Omar took to social media following the raid to announce “I will not be silenced” and called the action “an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement.”

But Fahey said it’s not easy for feds to get a DC judge to sign off on a search warrant, especially since DC judges tend to be hostile to the current administration’s whims. . .

“For a DC judge to sign off on something that’s 20 years old, you have to say you believe there is current evidence of the crime in her house,” he said. “A judge must have been very convinced.” While feds have kept a tight lip on what they’re expecting to find at the Omar residence, one source who requested anonymity given the politically charged nature of the investigation, suggested it might relate to longstanding, unverified claims that Omar misrepresented her age to get citizenship.

Omar claims she received automatic US citizenship in 2000 at age 17, granted to minor-age children of naturalized parents — in this case her father, Nur Said Mohamed Elmi, who fled to the US in 1995 from war-torn Somalia. . .

. . . The raid, which began hours before dawn, came just weeks after Border Czar Tom Homan revealed that Omar was under an ongoing “criminal” investigation and DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin stated on a podcast “something’s going to happen” as investigators look into Omar’s broader family migration story.

“Generally a search warrant is occurring towards the end of an investigation because you’re building up evidence that led to this search warrant,” said Fahey. “To get to the point of searching a home, you’ve developed a case for a fairly decent period of time.”

Controversy has long surrounded Omar’s marriage to her second husband, Ahmed Elmi, a flamboyant, self-described “dirty dandy” rumored to be her brother and currently writing a thesis about “queerphobia in Kenya” at Bristol University in the UK.

Multiple sources agreed that DHS isn’t looking into that marriage. For one, the statue of limitations for marriage fraud ran out five years after the couple divorced in 2017.

Here are just a few of her highlights/lowlights courtesy of DiscoverTheNetworks.org

Born in Mogadishu, Somalia in 1982
* Daughter of a Communist father who entered the U.S. illegally
* Joined the Muslim Students Association in college
* Married her own brother to perpetrate immigration fraud and/or student loan fraud while married to another man
* Was elected to the Minnesota House of Representatives in November 2016
* Was elected to the U.S. House of Representatives in 2018
* Member of the Congressional Black Caucus & the Congressional Progressive Caucus
* Views America as a nation infested with white racism
* Supports the “Defund-the-Police” movement
* Detests Israel, Jews, and white males
* Was involved in ballot-harvesting and ballot-tampering schemes in 2020
* Favors amnesty & a path-to-citizenship for illegal aliens
* Was removed from the House Foreign Affairs Committee in 2023

A real charmer this one, eh?! Read the full dossier and you'll be projectile vomiting for hours. So, she engaged in incest with her brother and married him. Beyond immigration fraud and gaining citizenship under utterly false pretenses, being perhaps the most preeminent member of the Minnesota Somali immigrant community and an elected national politician, she has got to be up to her eyeballs in the multi-billion dollar fraud schemes that looted the national and Minnesota state treasuries to enrich dozens of her fellow Somalis but no doubt flowed back to Islamic terrorists in Somalia and the rest of the horn of Africa if not elsewhere, to fuel the genocide against Christians, Jews and other non-Muslims there and elsewhere.

If there really is any justice in this world, this hideous criminal skank and her entire brood will be removed from our midst. Of course, Minnesota and primarily the Twin Cities being the blue shitholes they are, her replacement will be an Omar replicant, if not in ethnicity and background, then in political beliefs. What the hell happened to my country?!

All of that said, sadly, the odds of her facing any real consequences given the nature of our judicial system and its total capture by Leftists, are slim to none, likely none. Just as a refresher, this little recap is from last December but billions are still missing.

A staggering $9 billion may have been stolen in Minnesota’s sprawling social-services scam orchestrated mainly by members of its Somali community — a figure nearly equivalent to the entire economy of Somalia. The enormous new estimate is a nearly nine-fold increase from the swiped $1 billion previously suspected, according to federal prosecutors. It also accounts for roughly half of the $18 billion in total federal funds provided to the Minnesota-run services since 2018, the feds said — as Democratic Gov. Tim Walz continues to take heat for his handling of the debacle. By comparison to the $9 billion figure, Somalia’s entire GDP was under $12 billion last year, according to the World Bank. “Every day, we look under a rock and find a new $50 million fraud scheme.”

The scheme saw dozens of people — the vast majority from Minnesota’s Somali community — setting up businesses and non-profits that claimed to provide services such as housing, food or healthcare assistance and then billing the federally funded state programs for the non-existent services.

The fraud was so enormous that it went beyond the over-billing tactics typically seen in similar fraud cases and instead saw people setting up entire operations — sometimes coming from out of state — to get in on the goldrush of fraud opportunity, Thompson explained.

Charges for six more people allegedly involved in the scheme were announced Thursday, bringing the total number of defendants up to 92. Among the latest defendants were two people who engaged in what Thompson called “fraud tourism” by allegedly travelling from Philadelphia to set up a bogus housing aid program after spotting an opportunity to make “easy money” off Minnesota’s programs. . . Much of the funds were sent overseas or else were spent on luxury cars and other lavish items. So far, 57 people have been convicted. The scheme prompted a White House crackdown on immigration in Minnesota, with President Trump calling Somalis “garbage” and Walz “retarded” in November for the scheme that unfolded largely under his watch.

Nearly a year later and the President's assessment is still dead on the money. If only the grifters were dead and the money recovered. Oh well.

Elsewhere and in a not entirely unrelated story, of course, securing our borders and protecting our citizens is completely unacceptable!

New York authorities have refused more than 16,000 federal immigration detainer requests involving illegal immigrants accused or convicted of crimes, including homicide, kidnapping and sexual offenses, according to newly released Department of Homeland Security data.

The figures, reported Monday by the New York Post, show that municipalities across the Democrat-led state have declined to honor 16,070 Immigration and Customs Enforcement detainers since President Donald Trump returned to office in January 2025.

According to DHS, the individuals associated with those requests have accumulated 52,503 criminal charges or convictions, including 131 homicides, 132 kidnappings and 1,017 sexual offenses.

The figures have renewed scrutiny of New York’s sanctuary policies, which restrict cooperation between local law enforcement and federal immigration authorities.

ICE detainers request that local authorities temporarily hold individuals suspected of immigration violations so federal agents can take them into custody. Sanctuary jurisdictions frequently decline those requests unless specific legal conditions are met.

While we're on the subject of racism:

The CROWN Act was one of the many ridiculous spinoffs of the BLM era. Around half of the states in the country have since passed a “Creating a Respectful and Open World for Natural Hair” (CROWN Act) protecting black people from supposed discrimination over their hairstyles. But in another example of the law of unintended consequences, the CROWN Act may be about to get a real workout from a white woman who was fired for wearing a black hairstyle.

In September, the Baltimore Rock Opera Society announced that it was hiring Kelly Carnes as its executive director, citing her 21 years of experience and her work with the Smithsonian and the Kennedy Center. In the publicity photo, Carnes appeared to have some sort of Cruella de Vil hairstyle in which one side of her hair is black and the other is white, possibly foreshadowing the racial hair drama soon to get her fired and become a national news story.

This comes on the heels of a story we had last week:

The BBC is catching heat for an article claiming that the trend of leaving fingernails unpainted is a racist way of pushing “white supremacist standards of beauty.” The national broadcaster interviewed Paloma Buddemeier, a London nail salon owner, who shared that more and more customers are asking to skip the nail polish after their manicures, a fashion trend synonymous with “quiet luxury.” ...Bare nails, Rodulfo bafflingly claimed, “really promotes blankness and this kind of sameness and erasure of culture and identity that is so important to black and brown communities.”

Before you say "Meh, this is England," they caught this disease from us but it ultimately will find its way back across the pond to us.

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1 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 07:32 AM (u82oZ)

2 Yikes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

3 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2026 07:33 AM (jmpEl)

4 Happy Tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 13, 2026 07:33 AM (/+uur)

5 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

6 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2026 07:34 AM (jmpEl)

7 Good morning dear horde and happy birthday JJ and Paul z"l

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 07:35 AM (RIvkX)

8 A staggering $9 billion may have been stolen in Minnesota’s sprawling social-services scam orchestrated mainly by members of its Somali community — a figure nearly equivalent to That is the entire economy of Somalia.

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 13, 2026 07:35 AM (/+uur)

9 Thank you JJ.

CNN at 7am. President Trump's attacks on Muslim Democrats.

And on MSNow yesterday, some witch actually said President Trump was trying to start a race war with his social media posts about Omar.

On the plus side, 700,000 and 1,700,000 viewers which is pretty paltry considering the US population.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 13, 2026 07:37 AM (Sco7b)

10 Good morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2026 07:38 AM (zcI95)

11 An overseas or Canuck troll.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2026 07:39 AM (zcI95)

12 China Puts Border City on Alert over Russia Suspected Plague Case/i>

close the italics for goodness sake

Posted by: norman at October 13, 2026 07:39 AM (HZp68)

13 Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 13, 2026 07:37 AM (Sco7b)

Muslims are not a race. The MSM is stupid and, of course, totally biased.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2026 07:40 AM (JrHfD)

14 >‘Compelling evidence’ of criminal activity drove feds to raid Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home: sources
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yesterday I saw on X that Ilhan was seen driving away from her house in great haste not 30 minutes before the raid

she was tipped off
?

Posted by: Don Black at October 13, 2026 07:40 AM (ZxPkt)

15 Morning all. Thanks JJ for the report.

Job news, none worthy of mention right now. Looking for new 'good fits' to apply for and waiting for feedback on others (should hear by the end of the month). I'll probably go buy Halloween candy today.

Also need to make sure the new insurance company is going to get the home insurance payment from the mortgage escrow, and make sure the mortgage company got the notification of the new insurance company, etc. All this is stuff that *should* not need me jumping in, but... gonna make sure.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 13, 2026 07:40 AM (aJQbY)

16 And zap.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 13, 2026 07:41 AM (zcI95)

17 Eliminating race and ethnicity tabulation from the decennial questionnaire will help dismantle identity politics and the grievance industry.

--

I've long thought it ludicrous to tabulate race when determining census numbers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 13, 2026 07:43 AM (qBdHI)

18 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at October 13, 2026 07:43 AM (OVboP)

19 For those people from NJ who have an interest in Justin Murphy (R) running against awful Cory Booker. "Hot Air" has some more on their debate:

https://tinyurl.com/4karxcyw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 13, 2026 07:44 AM (JrHfD)

20 Ilhan Omar has been stealing since she could crawl.

Posted by: Mortimer Duke at October 13, 2026 07:44 AM (VNBA8)

21 {{{Lady in Black}}}

France officially prohibits collecting demographic info. Routinely violated, but a different attitude than the US.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 07:45 AM (u82oZ)

22 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 13, 2026 07:47 AM (RORbl)

23 NaCly, I'm going to be able to add a for real hug along with a good morning on Friday!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 13, 2026 07:47 AM (cJzCZ)

24 The first article in FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL:

"China Puts Border City on Alert over Russia Suspected Plague Case" has the unclosed italics bracket at the end causing the entire front page to be in italics, I believe.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 13, 2026 07:48 AM (6ydKt)

25 Salty - in Europe, where CVs literally are expected to have a picture of you attached?

But I strongly encourage removing all questions, voluntary or otherwise, of that nature. Just like the 'voluntary, totally anonymous we swear' questions about sex/race/veteran status/disability on job applications.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 13, 2026 07:49 AM (aJQbY)

26 She was only off by one year. A simple mistake. You can't penalize a person for a simple mistke.

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2026 07:49 AM (MWfyi)

27 Explosive diarrhea is a small price to pay for a drunken, drug-fueled romp in a hotel room.

Besides, I ain't gotta clean it up.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum, Nearly FL Governor at October 13, 2026 07:49 AM (EdP2u)

28 “ Authorities are investigating whether a serial killer is responsible for the deaths of five homeless men found dead or fatally injured along a Michigan trail.”

Or, since all 5 were homeless, not recreational hikers, the entire trail area may have become a ghettoized hangout spot for the homeless, the criminal class, and other various lowlifes. In which case a rather high number of murders and other deaths would be quite expected.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2026 07:50 AM (Y6Q+5)

29 Which morons said SNL was funny?

Except for Shane Gillis' monologue it sucked as usual. You owe me 20 minutes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)

30 America’s ‘Year of Diarrhea’ Now Features a Sexually Transmissible Superbug

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^^^ I've got your modern headline right here.

I think I'm jumping into the wayback machine and go live with the Cleavers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 13, 2026 07:50 AM (qBdHI)

31 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

Wahoo!

I gotta warn you. I may have more than one hug for you. I asked some of the 'rons if they wanted to pass on messages to attendees. To a man, "Hug Ben Had for me". was their request.

You have many fans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

32 Lady in Black

Modern Dentistry is a blessing. For the remnants of the best of '50s culture, rural America is where it's at. Even in today's world.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)

33 I think I'm jumping into the wayback machine and go live with the Cleavers.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Lumpy Rutherford was quite a player and Fred Rutherford was gay.

Posted by: The News From Mayfield at October 13, 2026 07:54 AM (EdP2u)

34 I think I'm jumping into the wayback machine and go live with the Cleavers.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 13, 2026 07:50 AM (qBdHI)
===='

I always wanted Donna Stone for a mom.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

35 Death by rollercoaster. Eeesh, and the guy was bouncing into other riders as he fell. Sounds absolutely horrific. And this was at Six Flags? Generally, when Mr. Black and I drive past one of those rinky dink fairgrounds rollercoasters or Ferris wheels, we'll cup our hands together pretending to catch the passengers as they're flying off these questionably unstable rides. But at Six Flags? Someone's going to be getting a lawsuit filed by sundown.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 13, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

36 There's this bit of bad markup in the headlines Sefton:

Russia, Chinese state media reported on Monday.
China Puts Border City on Alert over Russia Suspected Plague Case/i>

The italicans are improperly closed.

Posted by: GMan at October 13, 2026 07:55 AM (hlGuX)

37 Wow, that American Thinker article about Russian diesel needs a strong editing pass. "in 2015 under the Clinton administration"? I hope the relevant details aren't AI hallucinations.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 13, 2026 07:57 AM (aJQbY)

38 flying off these questionably unstable rides. But at Six Flags? Someone's going to be getting a lawsuit filed by sundown.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Look Lady, you pays your money and you takes your chances!

Posted by: Chilly Con Carny at October 13, 2026 07:58 AM (EdP2u)

39 You can't believe anything you read on the Internet. Except that. You can believe that.

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2026 07:58 AM (MWfyi)

40 Modern Dentistry is a blessing. For the remnants of the best of '50s culture, rural America is where it's at. Even in today's world.

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{{{Salty!}}}

I will add a caveat in agreement. Take me back to the Cleavers and let me keep modern medicine.

Fred Rutherford...I always wondered, "who would marry that guy?" He was so unappealing. Nerdy goofball who was so braggadocious about "my Clarence." An equally nerdy goofball.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 13, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

41 RandomDave

I dropped American Thinker from my daily read list. For reasons.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

42 I won't ever go to Six Fags again. Fake and gay.

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2026 08:00 AM (MWfyi)

43 I saw Mother's Finest at Six Fags in the 80s. Whatever happened to them?

Posted by: fd at October 13, 2026 08:02 AM (MWfyi)

44 This made me laugh from the GatewayPundit.

Another out of control judge. After the mid-terms, I hope President Trump goes postal on these sub-humans.

NEW: Furious Biden Judge SCREAMS at Trump DOJ Lawyers After Admin Cuts Down Trees at DC’s East Potomac Golf Course, Orders Trump to Halt Project

“I’m furious,” Judge Reyes said on Monday morning.

“What has happened has cost the government all of its credibility,” Reyes added.

Judge Reyes screamed at the DOJ lawyers: “Ignorance is not an excuse!”



Look toots. First calm down. Then just pretend the trees were little children being strangled by their mother. Or Americans being cut down by illegals. It'll be alright. You can get through this.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 13, 2026 08:02 AM (Sco7b)

45 Lady in Black

I missed all of those TV shows. Was out of the country. We finally had a TV in Japan. Where the Shinto priests blessing Sumo wrestling match had a big impact on my young mind.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 08:02 AM (u82oZ)

46 Donna Stone would never brag like that.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 08:02 AM (RIvkX)

47 Stateless

Bravo. Good comment.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 08:04 AM (u82oZ)

48 “What has happened has cost the government all of its credibility,” Reyes added
=====

Nah. Just you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 08:04 AM (RIvkX)

49 I thought the election trolls shift starts at 5 am. Pretty quiet around here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 08:05 AM (RIvkX)

50 Fred Rutherford...I always wondered, "who would marry that guy?"

Milionair Fred Rutherford...heir to the Rutherford family fortune? Peso-nality, baby...peso-nality!

Posted by: Boswell at October 13, 2026 08:05 AM (NTVPI)

51 For Buck T, sixteen minutes of astonishing bass virtuoso Sam Suggs:
youtube.com/watch?v=5R8eM4ln-18

Posted by: gp at October 13, 2026 08:06 AM (Jr5Lq)

52 Fred's Mailbox read "Rancho Rutherford". Richard Deacon was great at playing stuffy, hapless characters. He was in everything. Mel Cooley was a very funny punching bag.

Posted by: He Was Also A Good Cook at October 13, 2026 08:06 AM (EdP2u)

53 48 “What has happened has cost the government all of its credibility,” Reyes added
=====

Nah. Just you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 08:04 AM (RIvkX)

The tree thing amused me b/c you can't put them back once they are down...so the Trump folks found a way to follow the judge and yet do what was previously approved, and that pissed the judge to high heaven b/c the judge was outsmarted...thus, the rant...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 13, 2026 08:08 AM (tOcjL)

54 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 13, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

55 Judge Reyes screamed at the DOJ lawyers: “Ignorance is not an excuse!”



Look toots. First calm down. Then just pretend the trees were little children being strangled by their mother. Or Americans being cut down by illegals. It'll be alright. You can get through this.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old!


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 13, 2026 08:09 AM (jmpEl)

56 I used to have a different nic

Gonna be at the MoMeet?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 13, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

57 Donna Reed was unforgettable as the whore in "From Here to Eternity." This is why you want to take your modern medicine back with you.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 13, 2026 08:10 AM (zdLoL)

58 But at Six Flags? Someone's going to be getting a lawsuit filed by sundown.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 13, 2026 07:55 AM (qBdHI)

Six Flags has had a lot of accidents at their parks over the past several years.

This happened at the one in Georgia, but other parks have had people injured and killed also.

I have been to Six Flags over Georgia, but the last time was in the 80s. So that park has been open for close to fifty years.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 13, 2026 08:11 AM (6ydKt)

59 The fraud was so enormous that it went beyond the over-billing tactics typically seen in similar fraud cases and instead saw people setting up entire operations — sometimes coming from out of state — to get in on the goldrush of fraud opportunity, Thompson explained.

One simple question:

HOW DO THIS ESCAPE THE NOTICE OF 87,000 BRAND NEW IRS AGENTS?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 13, 2026 08:11 AM (/TiS1)

60 Donna Reed was unforgettable as the whore in "From Here to Eternity." This is why you want to take your modern medicine back with you.
=====

Mary Tyler Moore as alienated mother > Donna Reed as unreconstructed whore

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)

61 Wally and Eddie Haskell were angry at Clarence for something and they attached a chain around the rear axle of his jalopy to a tree. Then Eddie called Lumpy, pretending to be Mary Ellen Rogers on the phone inviting him over because no one was home. He runs out of the house at top speed, hops in his car and peals out. Rear end of the car tears out and he winds up in the middle of the street blocking traffic. Very funny scene, well done.

Posted by: Eddie Was Always Bad News at October 13, 2026 08:13 AM (EdP2u)

62 HOW DO THIS ESCAPE THE NOTICE OF 87,000 BRAND NEW IRS AGENTS?

Posted by: Community Notes at October 13, 2026 08:11 AM (/TiS1)
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They are too busy examining your tax return.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 13, 2026 08:14 AM (RIvkX)

63 "yesterday I saw on X that Ilhan was seen driving away from her house in great haste not 30 minutes before the raid

she was tipped off
?

Posted by: Don Black at October 13, 2026 07:40 AM (ZxPkt) "

almost certainly, when you consider the number of 5th columnists in the gummint.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 13, 2026 08:14 AM (VyBeY)

64 61, didn't they do this to Officer Krupke in West Side Story?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 13, 2026 08:15 AM (VyBeY)

65 Donna Reed did some nudie modelling before movie success. Some photos online.

Posted by: Stone Cold Fox at October 13, 2026 08:15 AM (EdP2u)

66 Morning, one and all! Been recovering from a cold and decided to take today off since I'm not 100%. Watching bro-fo's drama and the only helpful tip I'd have for her is that Somalia doesn't have an extradition treaty with the US.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 13, 2026 08:16 AM (/k3in)

67 63 "yesterday I saw on X that Ilhan was seen driving away from her house in great haste not 30 minutes before the raid

she was tipped off
?

Posted by: Don Black at October 13, 2026 07:40 AM (ZxPkt) "

almost certainly, when you consider the number of 5th columnists in the gummint.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 13, 2026 08:14 AM (VyBeY)


She wasn't in danger of being arrested, so the HSI probably let her attorneys know before hand that they were going to serve search warrants.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 13, 2026 08:17 AM (6ydKt)

68 “You would have thought that Frat boys”…
Would have “thought” with anything besides their dicks? No, I would not have thought that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 13, 2026 08:18 AM (Y6Q+5)

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My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat