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The Morning Report — 10/8 /26

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Good morning kids. Let me say that as repulsive and distasteful as I find the likes of Bernie Sanders, Titty Caca Ocasio-Cortez and of course the Mamdani/El sayeds, I know they're coming for my throat and my bank account. So I can deal with knife-wielding terrorists and tyrants heading straight at me. But some traitorous scumbag eager to plunge a shiv in my back is something else entirely. So, with that be it resolved that Tom Tillis and everyone like him in the GOP, the Grifting Oleaginous Parasite Party must be completely and utterly destroyed. Even if it means losing seats in Congress or perhaps even the Presidency, we must have an effective, engaged and dedicated political party that truly reflects and represents our will and recognizes the existential threat that comes from the Democrat Party and who and what it represents. And with that, as the set-up you can guess the rest, but here it is anyway as your emetic for the day:

Wednesday on CNN’s “The Arena,” Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) said the Republican Party should ditch President Donald Trump’s populism and “go back” to its conservative core.

To a repugnant desiccated coprolite like Tillis, that means surrender to the Left and Islam, and let us lying, criminal traitorous scumbags wet our beaks in peace! If somehow the supposed Blue wave fails to materialize come the Midterms, well hopefully we won't be saddled with a fresh crop of Tillises, which means President Trump's agenda for his final two years is likely dead in the water, which would be exactly the same thing but without impeachments, or perhaps with impeachments depending upon the status of J.D. Vance, that is railroad him as well and install Mike Johnson or Hakeem Jeffries as POTUS?!

If all that isn't enough to gag a maggot, I give you the following items.

Jessica Valenti, a feminist writer and creator of the Substack “Abortion, Every Day,” called abortion “an affordability issue,” and contended that “you’d be hard pressed to find something more important to your financial life than whether or not to have a child, than whether or not that you’re gonna be forced into pregnancy, or not even just forced into pregnancy, but forced into massive medical debt because your pregnancy goes wrong and you can’t get an abortion.” 

Once again we have the Democrat/Left giving a very unsubtle green light to engage in infanticide. Postpartum by multiple trimesters!

The Lindsay Clancy Social Contagion feels even more real after this latest report about a Texas mother accused of trying to murder her two small children. One child is just ten months old. The other is three years old.

Well it's Texas so I'm sure if James Talarico should defeat Ken Paxton, he'll get right on this. That is make this a common occurrence!

Ugh. Even with this, and in the wake of yesterday being the third anniversary of the Islamic Mass wave of butchery from Gaza which the aforementioned story is Islamic in its theme... For some reason I'm still optimistic about the future, as you can see from my posting the essay about Marco Rubio up top. Y aqui

Secretary of State Marco Rubio, who is currently traveling to Iceland, Greece, and Portugal, stood where the West was born and urged our allies to reject its decline. The imagery was stunning, but the message was more important — it's something that's been a theme throughout Rubio's time at the State Department over the last 20 months: We must maintain the values that make us great. 


When was the last time any real American leader spoke this way and actually meant it?! Should he, by some miracle, become President at some point in the future he will be outstanding (his baggage from his early days, in particular the Gang of 8 amnesty foolishness), and of course the opposition from the Democrat/Left and worse the Tom Tillis saboteurs of the GOP should they still be a factor.

And so here's to better days, but for now I bid you all to have a good day.

(His 8 years as POTUS, whenever that is, will be incredible! - jjs)

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Comments

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1 Thank you, JJ!

you rock!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2026 06:40 AM (VyBeY)

2 Thank you JJ

Why is Tillis opening his pie hole?? His political career is over; no one cares what he thinks

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 06:45 AM (AvqNi)

3 Good morning y’all!!!!!
Thanks JJ!!!!

Posted by: Billythesquid at October 08, 2026 06:45 AM (T9qCs)

4 Top 5! yAy!

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 06:45 AM (jjoN6)

5 "Why is Tillis opening his pie hole?? His political career is over; no one cares what he thinks

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 06:45 AM (AvqNi) "

propaganda. useful idiot. doing what he gets paid to do.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2026 06:49 AM (VyBeY)

6 Canadian MAID out of control- woman approved for MAID after she loses ability to cook. From "Christian Post":

https://tinyurl.com/2s37n54a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 06:49 AM (JrHfD)

7 Good morning from Dublin airport. Hoping our co pilot is not a jihadi.

Posted by: Cosda at October 08, 2026 06:50 AM (7US6F)

8 Good Morning all. The GOPe needs to DIAFS.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 08, 2026 06:51 AM (Q/FnY)

9

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 08, 2026 06:51 AM (eEDbx)

10 7 Good morning from Dublin airport. Hoping our co pilot is not a jihadi.
Posted by: Cosda at October 08, 2026 06:50 AM (7US6F)


Or one of my mother's former students!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2026 06:53 AM (x0n13)

11 According to Levin, much of what is happening in France reflects some Democrats’ vision for the United States, adding that without President Donald Trump, the country could face the same fate.
================
Right in one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 06:54 AM (aDNkm)

12 All Americans will bear the brunt of elected officials’ failure to justly punish Jack Smith and others who weaponized the federal government against conservatives.
============
Trump has been so busy he hasn't really been able to give this the attention it needs and deserves. Now, the next Presidential season begins and it will sadly get pushed aside. I think Smith, that scum sucking pig, likely walks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 06:57 AM (aDNkm)

13 Madmani's infamous tweet from yesterday, claiming "real victim" status for the Gazan murderers may have finally been a step too far. Even the self-gassing Jews of upper Broadway can now see clearly what they unleashed. Lets see if they vote any differently now. Pray for a miracle.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 07:02 AM (YtCQo)

14 Lighter....check.

Hair....check.

EBT card and Medicaid card...check.

Generator paid for by FEMA to watch pron and play video games...check.

I'm ready for Hurricane Isaias.

Posted by: Alabama Hillbilly at October 08, 2026 07:08 AM (pa/M5)

15 the Yankees season comes to a close because of an obnoxious fan DELICIOUS fun fact the Rays new stadium will be built around the current spring training campus of the Yankees in Tampa

Posted by: paulnjax at October 08, 2026 07:09 AM (PPnyU)

16 The EU showed again what they think of America, this time by putting up the nonsensical Trump "on the backs of the people" statue.

EU government has turned totalitarian. It is also running a civic program of social suicidal policies., so their whining is another badge of success for Trump.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 07:11 AM (r37/v)

17 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at October 08, 2026 07:12 AM (V1+OY)

18 19 of 27 outs last night in the White Sox-Cleveland game were strikeouts. That's never happened before in a playoff game.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 08, 2026 07:14 AM (NsQVn)

19 Tom Tillis and his fellow GOPe travelers are of the House of (Donor) Lords—not of the Constitutionally designed US Senate.
‘
‘Magic’ tricks and schemes like a Senate ‘parliamentarian’ and the ‘filibuster’ are as phony and destructive to Constitutional government as any single other act by Tillis ad his fellow Lords.

Posted by: Voter theater. at October 08, 2026 07:14 AM (FCPbW)

20 Wednesday on CNN’s “The Arena,” Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) said the Republican Party should ditch President Donald Trump’s populism and “go back” to its conservative core.


Some serious butt hurt going on there.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 08, 2026 07:16 AM (I43vL)

21 As expected, columbia university jumps on the bandwagon:

https://tinyurl.com/3ackus8r

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2026 07:16 AM (VyBeY)

22 Hillary Clinton

In your dotage, do you remember the times spent with Web Hubble or Huma?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

23 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

24 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 07:20 AM (k9rrS)

25 I saw Grifting Oleaginous Parasite Party open for Oingo Boingo one year at the fair.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 07:20 AM (6ydKt)

26 oingo boingo sucked donkey nuts.

Posted by: Will Robinson at October 08, 2026 07:22 AM (dCMJG)

27 Happy Thursday

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 07:23 AM (/+uur)

28 Good morning morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 07:24 AM (RIvkX)

29 >Tillis: GOP Should Ditch Trump Populism, ‘Go Back’ to Conservative Principles
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I don't see any principles at all. I see the most exclusive country club in the world, whose members are most concerned with accumulating wealth, selling favors, and pursuing re-election in perpetuity until natural death.

Posted by: Don Black at October 08, 2026 07:26 AM (ZxPkt)

30 So, half of them need to be charged federally with RICO.

Bounties being paid out would be more efficient.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:26 AM (jjoN6)

31 Wednesday on CNN’s “The Arena,” Sen. Thom Tillis (R-NC) said the Republican Party should ditch President Donald Trump’s populism and “go back” to its conservative core.
=====

Loser says whaa??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

32 Canadian MAID out of control- woman approved for MAID after she loses ability to cook. From "Christian Post":

https://tinyurl.com/2s37n54a

--

How horrific. I'm only shocked there are still some doctors left in Canada that are sounding the alarm that MAID has gone far beyond its supposed humane purpose. The whole thing is a masterclass in pure evil.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2026 07:26 AM (qBdHI)

33 Talarico is NOT going to win in Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2026 07:27 AM (nxLtX)

34 Conservative Sweep in Brazilian Congress Confirmed

Amazing what happens when you kill programs like USAID.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:27 AM (jjoN6)

35 The Yankees lose! The Yankees loooose!

Posted by: zombie John Stirling at October 08, 2026 07:28 AM (aKg+z)

36 Rubio is doing to State what Hegseth is doing to War:

Removing fatties, faggies, trannies, and commies.

People is policy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)

37 Speaking of green dildos, I saw Caitlin Clark as the guest picker on College Gameday last Saturday (in Iowa City). Not sure why, but for the first time (at least to me), she looked hot. I now understand the appeal. Maybe it was because she was in normal clothes and not a basketball uniform. Anyway… looking good

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 07:29 AM (AvqNi)

38 “It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children.”
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Worst. Genocide. Ever.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

39 Talarico is NOT going to win in Texas.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 08, 2026 07:27 AM (nxLtX)

From your lips to God’s ears! Is he still AWOL from the campaign trail? That’s a mighty bad flu

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 07:30 AM (AvqNi)

40 NR Pax

I think the switch was due to other factors, mostly Trump and Nayib Bukele, President of El Salvador since 2019. The USAID big money went to Ukraine and to DEI posers in other countries.

The cleaning up of El Salvador was a huge reason for the switch.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

41 Someone smarter than me said it first: why would a person raise and spend tens of MILLIONS of dollars to land a job that pays $174K a year?

To join The Club.
Wealth. Power. 1st class ticket on the gravy train.

Congress, explained.

Posted by: Don Black at October 08, 2026 07:31 AM (ZxPkt)

42 You know how you stop "fan interference" at MLB parks?
1. Remove the first two rows of seats next to the wall
2. Build a copy of the green monster
3. Put the bullpens between the stands & the HR wall

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 07:31 AM (k9rrS)

43 In your dotage, do you remember the times spent with Web Hubble or Huma?
Posted by: NaCly Dog


I'm thinking those two would rather forget that.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:32 AM (jjoN6)

44 42 You know how you stop "fan interference" at MLB parks?
1. Remove the first two rows of seats next to the wall
2. Build a copy of the green monster
3. Put the bullpens between the stands & the HR wall

Posted by: rickb223 at October 08, 2026 07:31 AM (k9rrS)

4. Sniper's behind the scoreboard.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 07:33 AM (6ydKt)

45 43: "And Leon is getting laarrrrger!"

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:33 AM (jjoN6)

46 Massacre in Jenin > Genocide in Gaza

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 07:34 AM (RIvkX)

47 Good morning, all!

Looks like my one-time $90.00 medicare payment showed up in our checking overnight.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:34 AM (iMotb)

48 Apparently I have free apostrophes to give away.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 07:35 AM (6ydKt)

49 I swear that by now, Gaza must be the most crowded place on Earth given how many billions have died in one year.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:36 AM (jjoN6)

50 Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2026 07:26 AM (qBdHI)

Yes; It's just head shakingly unbelievable how bad it is!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 07:36 AM (JrHfD)

51 34 Conservative Sweep in Brazilian Congress Confirmed

Amazing what happens when you kill programs like USAID.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:27 AM (jjoN6)


Check yesterday's Report for a contrary opinion vis vis USAID's demise an its impact on Brazil's election.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 08, 2026 07:36 AM (x0n13)

52 47 Good morning, all!

Looks like my one-time $90.00 medicare payment showed up in our checking overnight.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:34 AM (iMotb)

"Trump is bribing old people again."
- 'Banned' and ever other Dem nitwit

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 07:36 AM (6ydKt)

53 illage Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Good for you that Trump's "walking around" money arrived. He really is a slightly to the left of JFK Democrat at heart. The Left moved a light year to the left, leaving President Trump look conservative.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

54 From your lips to God’s ears! Is he still AWOL from the campaign trail? That’s a mighty bad flu

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 07:30 AM


He has been missing for 12 days now. Other than one zoom fund raiser no one has seen him. I suspect they are hiding him like they hid biden so he won't make anymore gaffs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 08, 2026 07:37 AM (I43vL)

55 53 Why is JJ do obsessed with leather sex and domination?

Posted by: Banned at October 08, 2026 07:36 AM (mJELX)

He knows what you like.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 08, 2026 07:37 AM (6ydKt)

56 J.J......


Your new friend stalker is a little weird.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:38 AM (iMotb)

57 56: He's still in the apprentice phase. Give him time to grow.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:39 AM (jjoN6)

58 "Lighter....check.

Hair....check.

EBT card and Medicaid card...check.

Generator paid for by FEMA to watch pron and play video games...check. "

I didn't see "break into and loot local businesses" in the checklist, Alabama Hillbilly.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at October 08, 2026 07:39 AM (klU0I)

59 Salty!


Anything that Trump can do to poke the Left is fine by me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:40 AM (iMotb)

60 Are some trolls computer generated because Post # 290 on the ONT is so bad it's laughable and doesn't sound much like any comprehensible English.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 07:40 AM (JrHfD)

61 "All Americans will bear the brunt of elected officials’ failure to justly punish Jack Smith and others who weaponized the federal government against conservatives."

Nothing will happen. The Congresscucks will fail to do anything but hearings and the Department of "Justice" will protect their own.

Posted by: fd at October 08, 2026 07:41 AM (MWfyi)

62 Are some trolls computer generated because Post # 290 on the ONT is so bad it's laughable and doesn't sound much like any comprehensible English.

Just read it. It's like the trolls aren't even trying any more. Back in MY day...

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:42 AM (jjoN6)

63 Village Idiot's Apprentice

From what I observed yesterday, this is our old and very lame troll Paul. I can't be certain, but Pixy Misa must have written a special program that replaced Paul's words with authentic frontier gibberish. And then a separate message calling him a Dick.

He is trying to get around the COBs with a different name.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:43 AM (u82oZ)

64 [____ _____] Say her name! With pictures, now easily found with a simple search.
Proves what the Hot/Crazy Matrix says about redheads. They're in a special zone with haridressers, strippers and girls named Tiffany.
Now, picture her being cross-examined about the details of her encounter -- sluttier than a porn star. Especially her resurrecting Bro #1.
I doubt that this was her first walk on the wild side -- so expect a legal fight over the admissibility of past behavior.
This won't end well for her, even if Cornell settles big (paging Sally Yates!)

As the weakest Ivy, Cornell will take a hit. Who'll want to go there, when there are other choices. It'll be a safety school for the likes of Vanderbilt.

And I expect that this will backfire on Hochul, who'll be tied to it. She'll stir up the AWFL vote, but she already had that. Most voters will be appalled as details leak out -- and they will.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 08, 2026 07:44 AM (dtajH)

65 "According to the store owner, looters stripped the shelves bare of all merchandise except steel toed work boots."

Posted by: Local media at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (V1+OY)

66 Are some trolls computer generated because Post # 290 on the ONT is so bad it's laughable and doesn't sound much like any comprehensible English."

Could just be a recent college graduate stretching their intellectual and literary wings.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (iMotb)

67 Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:42 AM (jjoN6

Even the trolls were better back then-yep. 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (JrHfD)

68 I'm kind of amazed that I never came across any Cornell level of debauchery at my school. Part of me wonders if I missed out.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (jjoN6)

69 Did she attend Ivy Cornell or Cow Cornell?

Posted by: one hour sober at October 08, 2026 07:46 AM (J4Dwc)

70 Even the trolls were better back then-yep. 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Exactly! Sure, they spat out vile insults but they took pride in their work and did their best to use proper English.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:46 AM (jjoN6)

71 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (iMotb)

LOL .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 07:46 AM (JrHfD)

72 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 07:47 AM (u3SRj)

73 FenelonSpoke

I went and looked. That comment was from an another old troll, who rarely posts anymore.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

74 Even Prolapse Paul wrote better worded insults....



back in the day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:48 AM (iMotb)

75 “What evidence do you have that that’s the case, that the Republican Party has not been permanently changed by Donald Trump?”

Tillis said, “Well, I mean, in a populist age, it’s difficult, but I think there’s nothing like a loss in the election for people to go back.”

To McStain To Romney?
Go back to getting our asses kicked with ObamaCare and Open Borders?
Fuck You

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 07:49 AM (/+uur)

76 NR Pax

Nay, my brother. Even two girls at one time is overrated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

77 Well it’s over folks. The WSJ say Democrats are going to win the House. They’ve laid out their agenda and you’ll be really surprised to know it’s a lot of spending, especially on the programs with fraud. Oh, and a government takeover of the healthcare system.

You will love socialism, comrade.

The WSJ has become another liberal propaganda rag for Democrats.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 08, 2026 07:49 AM (A+X4b)

78 I'm kind of amazed that I never came across any Cornell level of debauchery at my school. Part of me wonders if I missed out.
Posted by: NR Pax

Better be first in line.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 07:50 AM (u3SRj)

79 I think Jack Smith will not be able to claim sovereign immunity when he faces the plethora of civil lawsuits that are incoming. Each and every Senator, Congressman, government worker, and private citizen caught up in his snare should sue for federal civil rights violations under the color of law, abuse of office, blatant 4th Amendment violations, and a lawyer could probably add at least a dozen other items. Hopefully the piece of shit, Jack Smith, will spend the rest of his miserable life in court defending his actions - that or he gets to be the target in a game of prison darts with Bubba and Cletus.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 08, 2026 07:51 AM (JNTt1)

80 "The WSJ has become remains* another liberal propaganda rag for Democrats.

*Suggested edit for accuracy

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 07:52 AM (iMotb)

81 Nay, my brother. Even two girls at one time is overrated.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


To be honest, I had a girlfriend at the time so I wasn't really going to search for things like this.

The WSJ has become another liberal propaganda rag for Democrats.

The word "become" suggests they were never that in the first place.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:52 AM (jjoN6)

82 NR Pax

Better be first in line.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

As one of my professors said about another situation like that: "I don't respect any man after #6. "

Que the Prisoner puns.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

83 WSJ has been shit garbage for some time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 07:53 AM (u3SRj)

84 Ashamed here in NC that I was "forced" to vote for Tillis several times. Never voting for a Commie Dem, but had to hold my nose to elect the GOPe bum. I guess everyone has done it at times, but it still irks me.

Posted by: Vote Early, Often, and MAGA! at October 08, 2026 07:53 AM (EdP2u)

85 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 07:53 AM (77rzZ)

86 WSJ is part of the attack on liberty and freedom. Every article has complete left wing bias built in. That includes the financial reporting. It’s dogshit. You can get much better and correct perspectives elsewhere. No wonder they’re trying to take over the WaPO. Now they can have two garbage left wing outlets

Posted by: Vengeance at October 08, 2026 07:55 AM (A+X4b)

87 Seems that Biden's administration was somewhat slow on tracking VISA overstays.

https://tinyurl.com/y438ehae

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 08:02 AM (iMotb)

88 Thom Tillis, John Cornyn, and, a blast from the past, Asa Hutchinson should start a podcast. Call it Losers' Lamentations.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 08, 2026 08:04 AM (gm9Sb)

89 It’s just so tiresome. It used to be a good place to catch up on world events and markets. The op-eds were usually fair. Now it’s 24/7 attacks on not just Trump but Republicans and anyone with traditional values who actually cares about the country. Every single story is filled with left wing bias. Their headline today is some garbage suggesting the Kim Guillfoyle took bribes or something. It’s another hit piece. Yesterday they did an hit piece on Bessent. Every single story is like that. Then they write a glowing article on Democrats, Jefferies, basically saying they are going to win the House and what a great plan they have. It’s laughable in its outright bias and obfuscation of facts. Nothing balanced on economics, it’s all gas prices are bad. The economy is teetering on disaster, etc.. Why read that- it’s not informative or true. It’s a weak ass lib attempt at propaganda. They are now part of the op. There are so many other places to get actual facts without the distortions.

Posted by: Vengeance at October 08, 2026 08:06 AM (A+X4b)

90 Good morning Horde thx JJ. Hoping the treatment goes well
Mamdani yesterday discovered something but I doubt he cares .
He tweeted out his condolences to the Jews , but then he knifed them the back with his Hamas support.
He went to a vigil for Jews , but the crazed Hamas supporters booed him, calling him a traitor. You can't be half way with the lunatics. His brief nice words to the Jews were just BS, but even obvious BS was bad to the crazies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:07 AM (t9883)

91 >>They are now part of the op.

Now?

Posted by: one hour sober at October 08, 2026 08:07 AM (J4Dwc)

92
This is a good short editorial about the economy.

If you know anyone on the fence over the Democrat's propaganda assault on "affordability".

This might help:

https://tinyurl.com/bdeu83pv

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2026 08:08 AM (YSUhf)

93 So I stumbled across a website called Recentlybooked, which allows one to look at arrests across the nation by counties. And it has a feature to allow for searching it's archives for things like 'Federal Hold"

Our little county has racked up a rather amazing number of 'Federal Hold' charges for Immigration and Customs Enforcement in the last year.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 08:08 AM (iMotb)

94 Not feeling great here. Hope it's not the Siberian Pneumonia and just the Boogie-Woogie Flu.

Posted by: Long John Baldry at October 08, 2026 08:09 AM (EdP2u)

95 Progress! Last year:

Jaimee Michell
@JaimeeUSA
This is absolutely sickening.

Coffeyeh, a coffee shop in Cedar Park, Texas, just outside Austin, is giving free lattes on October 7th to anyone who comes in wearing a keffiyeh and can tell them "what day it is."

October 7th is the day Hamas and other Palestinian armed groups stormed southern Israel, killed ~1,200 people, and dragged 251 hostages into Gaza. It was the deadliest day for Jews since the Holocaust.

Turning the anniversary of a massacre into a coffee promo is sick. The Islamification of Texas continues.

https://tinyurl.com/3kr329ve
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But not this year!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:12 AM (ndZc7)

96 Where's Waldo Talarico?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:13 AM (t9883)

97 Apropos of nothing, we went to see the Doobie Bros last night in Simpsonville. They were simply fantastic. They haven't lost any of their heyday mojo since the band formed in '69, I think. I was wondering if Michael McDonald would make any reference to his newly-found son, but he didn't. When they did "Taking it to the Streets," Mr. Black changed the lyrics to:

You don't know me, but I'm your father...

Thought it was pretty funny! Too bad McDonald didn't do it and have some fun with it, since it seems like he's on good terms with this long lost son.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2026 08:14 AM (qBdHI)

98 Not feeling great here. Hope it's not the Siberian Pneumonia and just the Boogie-Woogie Flu.
Posted by: Long John Baldry at October 08, 2026 08:09 AM (EdP2u)

Long John was the fag Elton John mentions as "Sugar Bear" in "Some Fag Saved My Life Tonight".

Long John told Elton that since Elton was a fag, he couldn't get married to a woman and to be happy he was a fag.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at October 08, 2026 08:14 AM (pa/M5)

99 A winning endorsement.

Peggy Flanagan
@peggyflanagan
.@HillaryClinton has spent five decades fighting for working families, dedicating her career to making the case that every child in this country deserves a fair shot.

I’m honored to have Secretary Clinton’s support, and I’ll proudly carry on her fight in the US Senate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:15 AM (ndZc7)

100 Untimely hurricane a few weeks before election spiking oil prices.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 08:16 AM (T+9ay)

101 Of course there's a racial element to it. Six year old shoots teacher in Va. and prior to that the school had done nothing and the older teacher mentioned here sounds like she was amazingly calm: she put the kid in a bear hug:

https://tinyurl.com/4kypx2hk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 08:16 AM (JrHfD)

102 How is Hillary Clinton still a thing?

It's bizarre.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 08, 2026 08:16 AM (XV/Pl)

103 Please quit pushing Rubio for prez. The man has cuban ancestry and was part of the Gang of Eight pushing AMNESTY in 2013 when what's his name in the House lost his primary because he was a SQUISH. You know, Eric Cantor.

We need someone like DeSantis that has zero background to push him to Favor Foreign Nationals and has not favored them over Americans.
Posted by: Close The Fed at October 08, 2026 08:11 AM (lZILf)


Go back to bed.

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2026 08:16 AM (AKptf)

104 When they did "Taking it to the Streets," Mr. Black changed the lyrics to:

You don't know me, but I'm your father...

*********************

What a Fool Believes:

"He came from somewhere back in his long ago."

Posted by: one hour sober at October 08, 2026 08:17 AM (J4Dwc)

105 It was Hadrian rooting so hard against the Yankees that made them lose. His Asstros folded earlier.

Posted by: Take Me Out Of The Ball Game at October 08, 2026 08:17 AM (EdP2u)

106 103 How is Hillary Clinton still a thing?

It's bizarre.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 08, 2026 08:16 AM (XV/Pl)

To boomer women on the left she’s an icon.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 08:17 AM (T+9ay)

107 Please quit pushing Rubio for prez.
===

Rubio/Bessent 2028!
Rubio/Bessent 2028!
Rubio/Bessent 2028!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

108
If this is true, it looks like hard times in Old Blighty-

https://x.com/andrewc44104127/status/2107753033920569777

Exactly, whose Army is being deployed?

seems to be the question.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2026 08:17 AM (YSUhf)

109 "Not feeling great here. Hope it's not the Siberian Pneumonia and just the Boogie-Woogie Flu."

It might be a tumor...*


* Classic movie reference

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 08, 2026 08:18 AM (iMotb)

110 Glad we are over monkeypox pandemic!

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2026 08:19 AM (AKptf)

111 The Donks are brimming with confidence!

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
Keith Ellison says Republicans mean to cheat in the midterms, and people should be "ready to protest, take to the streets."

"Don't act like, oh, they couldn't mean that. They mean it...So be ready to get your dukes up."

"I'm one who believes in peaceful protest, First Amendment."

"But if they try to take our vote away, we should absolutely be in the street. And I'll be right out there with everybody else."

So the sitting Minnesota AG is casting doubts on the legitimacy of the election before a vote is counted and warning about firing up street mobilization in response.

Not too long ago, this kind of rhetoric was deemed by Democrats as A Threat To Democracy -- but now it's just boilerplate Democrat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:19 AM (ndZc7)

112 I think that Hillary Clinton has spent decades amassing huge amounts of money by ripping people off. Anyone remember Haiti?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 08:21 AM (JrHfD)

113 Die hard Yankees fan here. You don't win a series when despite good pitching you hit and field like crap

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:21 AM (t9883)

114 @peggyflanagan
.@HillaryClinton has spent five decades fighting for working families, dedicating her career to making the case that every child in this country deserves a fair shot.

--

Uh-huh. Wasn't she a defense attorney for a man on a rape case involving a minor? Yeah, every child deserves a "fair shot," right Hillary?

Btw, what child in America doesn't have a fair shot at achieving whatever they commit themselves to? I'd say none. I'll wait for an answer from this bozo slobbering over Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2026 08:21 AM (qBdHI)

115 65 never gets old.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 08, 2026 08:22 AM (VyBeY)

116 Of course there's a racial element to it. Six year old shoots teacher in Va. and prior to that the school had done nothing and the older teacher mentioned here sounds like she was amazingly calm: she put the kid in a bear hug:

https://tinyurl.com/4kypx2hk

--

I just read that earlier this morning. The savagery exhibited by this 6 year old(!) in both language and deed is incredible.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2026 08:23 AM (qBdHI)

117 97 Where's Waldo Talarico?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:13 AM

He's with us.

Posted by: Mitch and Maxine at October 08, 2026 08:24 AM (V1+OY)

118 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
HOLY SH*T
@City_of_Ottumwa in Iowa opened up their most recent city council meeting with a prayer to SATAN.
"Let us pray. Dear dark father... HAIL SATAN"
WTF is wrong with these people???

https://tinyurl.com/2436f6de

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Well, Satan, Hillary, tomayto, tomahto.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:24 AM (ndZc7)

119 116 65 never gets old.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

And Father's Day cards.

Posted by: Hallmark Holiday at October 08, 2026 08:25 AM (EdP2u)

120 Is it lupus?

Posted by: George Costanza at October 08, 2026 08:25 AM (V1+OY)

121 Good morning!

Cornyn, Massie, Tillis, MTG. . . there's no shortage of loser Republications who think that upon their exit it is the perfect moment to lecture those who've rejected them on how they need to completely change course.

Uh, no. YOU are the one who's on the wrong path, YOU are the ones whose ideas and policies have been rejected.

Srsly, lecturing 77 million Trump voters that they don't belong in the party is breathtakingly arrogant.

[insert meme of wallflower at party watching everyone else having fun and thinking "they just don't understand my brilliance. . ."]

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:25 AM (rOKnE)

122 Even if I had Netflix, I'd have no interest in watching this new East of Eden. The review mentions its "flat, gloomy color editing," which is my complaint about so many movies and TV shows now. And if it tries to make Cathy "the monster" into a sympathetic character --!!!

There'd be no story and no meaning without her being what she is. No thanks.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2026 08:26 AM (wzUl9)

123 >>Are some trolls computer generated because Post # 290 on the ONT is so bad it's laughable and doesn't sound much like any comprehensible English."


Probably English is not their native language?
They're not sending their best, lol!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:27 AM (rOKnE)

124 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

125 Satanism is just dumb. Satan was the loser in his struggle with God. Why would you worship the loser?

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 08:27 AM (77rzZ)

126 That fan interference in the Yankee game was reminiscent of a fan interference that was not called a long time ago. The result: A game winning home run (that should not have been) by Derek Jeter… 1996 playoffs against the Orioles. His rookie year. The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 08:28 AM (AvqNi)

127
"Frank J. Fleming
@IMAO_
·
21h
A war you started and suck at is not a genocide.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss. The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza....."

Posted by: runner at October 08, 2026 08:28 AM (AKptf)

128 Posted by: Lady in Black at October 08, 2026 08:23 AM

Probably having a mother who smoked dope all the time and was in jail for four years didn't help.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 08:29 AM (JrHfD)

129 Jessica Valenti, a feminist writer and creator of the Substack “Abortion, Every Day,” called abortion “an affordability issue,” and contended that “you’d be hard pressed to find something more important to your financial life than whether or not to have a child, than whether or not that you’re gonna be forced into pregnancy, or not even just forced into pregnancy, but forced into massive medical debt because your pregnancy goes wrong and you can’t get an abortion.”


The only forced pregnancies are from rape. That's less than 1% (I think I read) of all pregnancies in the US. There are thousands of prevention methods available that allow these whores to spread their legs anywhere they want.

It really saddens me there's a faction of society that thinks they should be able to shirk responsibility by murdering a baby they willingly created by doing nothing to prevent it from happening.

We really are a doomed society if this keeps going in the direction we're headed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:29 AM (ccf/V)

130 >>"Let us pray. Dear dark father... HAIL SATAN"
WTF is wrong with these people???


So completely rejected God that it's not enough to simply be atheist, they have to performatively embrace the dark side? Gotta spit in God's face and all that?

They may be joking, but what they're doing is not comedy. . . yikes.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:30 AM (rOKnE)

131 European Parliament Displays Statue of Naked, Gold-Plated Trump Called ‘The Orange Plague’

https://tinyurl.com/mrx64u24

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Well, at least they got the gold right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:31 AM (ndZc7)

132 Are some trolls computer generated because Post # 290 on the ONT is so bad it's laughable and doesn't sound much like any comprehensible English."
*
Probably English is not their native language?
They're not sending their best, lol!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:27


***
I think they *are* sending their best. You don't want to see what their midwits and their worst are like.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 08, 2026 08:31 AM (wzUl9)

133 Where's Waldo Talarico?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:13 AM



He's been glad handing voters and kissing babies sooooooo much, he got the flu, which appears to have made a roaring comeback after being completely irradicated by covid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)

134 >>Jessica Valenti, a feminist writer and creator of the Substack “Abortion, Every Day,” called abortion “an affordability issue,” and contended that “you’d be hard pressed to find something more important to your financial life than whether or not to have a child, than whether or not that you’re gonna be forced into pregnancy, or not even just forced into pregnancy, but forced into massive medical debt because your pregnancy goes wrong and you can’t get an abortion.”



And yet she no doubt believes that we must all pay for the children of others - unemployed, refugee, immigrant/illegal immigrant.

Maybe we could more easily afford kids if we weren't paying premium prices and high taxes in order support a large portion of the population getting everything for free?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:32 AM (rOKnE)

135 I fully endorse your next GOP President, Thom Tillis!

Posted by: Sen. John Cornyn at October 08, 2026 08:33 AM (wVcYX)

136 Why do bodies of government need to have a prayer at all? Just meet, get shit done, and go home.

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 08:33 AM (77rzZ)

137 European Parliament Displays Statue of Naked, Gold-Plated Trump Called ‘The Orange Plague’

https://tinyurl.com/mrx64u24

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Well, at least they got the gold right.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:31 AM (ndZc7)



Trump donates his entire Presidential salary to charity. What does the leaders in the EU give?

Not a f*cking thing.

DIAF that your love of immigrants light, assholes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)

138 Today Is Bring Your Bible To School Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2026 08:33 AM (NpAcC)

139 >>European Parliament Displays Statue of Naked, Gold-Plated Trump Called ‘The Orange Plague’



These people are toddlers.
Even in their mocking of Trump they couldn't resist doing it in gold. Only the best, most luxurious metals used to depict Trump!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:34 AM (rOKnE)

140 Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 08:27 AM (77rzZ)

Because most of them are thumbing their nose at Christians. I think most of them don't believe in it all. They just use Satan as a convenient symbol . For the ones who do believe, Satan offers the rationale to do anything they like as it feels good.
I have a friend who's a Christian whose daughter is attracted to Wicca ( yes, I know it's not the same thing as Satanism ) because they're so "friendly" and non judgmental ( and supportive of LGBt people ) and because she likes the power bit of casting spells,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 08:35 AM (JrHfD)

141 The President last night in TX said that Talafreako has been AWOL because he was forced to eat Bar-B-Q and Beef while campaigning and his delicate constitution couldn't handle it.

Posted by: Meat, Wonderful Meat at October 08, 2026 08:36 AM (EdP2u)

142 The President last night in TX said that Talafreako has been AWOL because he was forced to eat Bar-B-Q and Beef while campaigning and his delicate constitution couldn't handle it.
Posted by: Meat, Wonderful Meat at October 08, 2026 08:36 AM (EdP2u)



He's been saying that every time Talafreako eats meat, he goes and throws up.

I wonder if there's any validity to that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)

143 "populism" is just a sneer that means "delivering on campaign promises to conservatives."

There is not one thing that Trump has campaigned on for the last 10 years that wasn't first said by a Republican conservative.

In fact, I bet if you listed the campaign promises of Tillis when he first ran for Senate, every one of them will match Trump--or go farther.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2026 08:37 AM (3cUTc)

144 113 Die hard Yankees fan here. You don't win a series when despite good pitching you hit and field like crap
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:21 AM (t9883)
============
Cleveland needs to learn this lesson, and in a hurry.

Posted by: Hick Follywood at October 08, 2026 08:37 AM (PFC1v)

145 F*CK the YANKmees.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:37 AM (ccf/V)

146 Commission a statue on the National Mall of Angela Merkel pegging Macron's prolapsed boyhole.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 08:38 AM (h6CE+)

147 Morning, all. I think the interview went well enough, but won't know for a few weeks. I think some of my other recent interviews are a better fit for me, experience and duties-wise. Still, "If this is the right one, God, let them give me a firm offer. If it is not, let them NOT give me a firm offer."

Today, back to the grindstone of job searches and crossing out all the ones that are too bad a fit to even apply for.

Posted by: RandomDave at October 08, 2026 08:38 AM (aJQbY)

148 Why cast spells when you can cast lures?

Posted by: Bill Dance at October 08, 2026 08:38 AM (EdP2u)

149 Sponge

The Yankees are cancer? All righty, then.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 08:39 AM (u82oZ)

150 World Health Organization Sees No Evidence of Plague Spreading in Russia

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You can trust them. They're like doctors and shit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:39 AM (ndZc7)

151 >> @peggyflanagan
.@HillaryClinton has spent five decades fighting for working families, dedicating her career to making the case that every child in this country deserves a fair shot.


Excuse me, what has Hillary Clinton, Planned Parenthood's Margaret Sanger Award* winner, dedicated her career to re: babies????


*their highest honor

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:39 AM (rOKnE)

152 "populism" is just a sneer that means "delivering on campaign promises to conservatives."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2026 08:37 AM (3cUTc)
-----------------------------------
Classic Thimb Tillis: "I know better than the voters"

Posted by: Hick Follywood at October 08, 2026 08:39 AM (PFC1v)

153 And no one spoke up to interrupt the prayer to Satan?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

154 I'm kind of amazed that I never came across any Cornell level of debauchery at my school. Part of me wonders if I missed out.
Posted by: NR Pax at October 08, 2026 07:45 AM (jjoN6)

Toga! Toga! Toga!

Posted by: Sen. Blutarsky at October 08, 2026 08:41 AM (wVcYX)

155 Sponge

The Yankees are cancer? All righty, then.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 08, 2026 08:39 AM (u82oZ)



In some circles, I would imagine they could be considered that.....but I just can't stand them.....and their fanbase has been some of the most obnoxious I've ever had the displeasure of being around.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)

156
Good substack by Insty about the great speech by Marco Rubio:

https://tinyurl.com/46bfnscv

Posted by: naturalfake at October 08, 2026 08:41 AM (YSUhf)

157 The acceptance of Hillary's endorsement is further evidence that Flanagan is batshit nuts

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:42 AM (t9883)

158 Rubio/Bessent 2028!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

Chico and the Gay Man

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur)

159 Toga! Toga! Toga!
Posted by: Sen. Blutarsky at October 08, 2026 08:41 AM (wVcYX)

Best Pearl Harbor movie eva

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur)

160 @peggyflanagan
.@HillaryClinton has spent five decades fighting for working families, dedicating her career to making the case that every child in this country deserves a fair shot.



If by 'shot' you mean, the morning after pill, the covid vaccine, or any other means of destruction to a child.........

Watched a video yesterday of a young child 4 days before one of the new vaccines and 4 days after.

They're evil butchers.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:43 AM (ccf/V)

161 Definitely not a shit hole.

Haiti Postpones Elections Indefinitely As Political Instability and Gang Violence Continues

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:43 AM (ndZc7)

162 The thing is, Thom knows they are using him.
That as soon as the midterms are over, none of these programs will have him on again.
And he is happy to be used.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2026 08:43 AM (3cUTc)

163 113 Die hard Yankees fan here. You don't win a series when despite good pitching you hit and field like crap
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:21 AM (t9883)
============
Cleveland needs to learn this lesson, and in a hurry.
Posted by: Hick Follywood at October 08, 2026 08:37 AM (PFC1v)

We could have shown you that, back in the '80s and '90s.

Posted by: Your Houston Astros at October 08, 2026 08:43 AM (wVcYX)

164 A San Francisco home has sold for nearly double its asking price, the latest example of the city’s ultra-hot luxury market.

The sprawling house at 2 Sixth Ave. closed at $15 million, $7 million over its initial $8 million asking price. It was put on the market on Sept. 17 for only the second time ever.

Spanning 4,490 square feet — by most standards disqualifying it from the moniker “mansion” — the four-bedroom, four-bathroom property was built in 1914, with its original owners maintaining it for 70 years. In 1984, it sold for the first time ever to residents who lived there until now.
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We used to live a few doors away from there before we bought our house.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)

165 stand them.....and their fanbase has been some of the most obnoxious I've ever had the displeasure of being around.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

They're amateurs!

Posted by: Fans of Philadelphia at October 08, 2026 08:44 AM (EdP2u)

166 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2026 08:44 AM (ExV1e)

167 And what’s with that “Thom” crap?

Posted by: Bulg at October 08, 2026 08:45 AM (77rzZ)

168 "That fan interference in the Yankee game was reminiscent of a fan interference that was not called a long time ago. "

I was at that game -- in the upper deck so we couldn't see what happened in the right field corner.

Someone had the sense not to replay it on the Jumbotron which would have shown the interference.

We did see the Os manager getting tossed.

I only learned what happened when I got home.

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 08, 2026 08:45 AM (dtajH)

169 I would like to point out that Barack Obama, the man whose presidency El-Sayed called a 'miserable failure,' is trying to save El-Sayed's campaign.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 08, 2026 08:45 AM (gLYp7)

170 153-Some local pastor spoke afterwards.

https://tinyurl.com/ytkcywt3

What a rude man who offered a prayer to Satan. He just needed to do his little sideshow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 08, 2026 08:45 AM (JrHfD)

171
They're amateurs!
Posted by: Fans of Philadelphia at October 08, 2026 08:44 AM (EdP2u)



I've not been around Eagles fans nor Red Sox fans. I can only base my opinions on things that I've experienced, however I've read really fun things about them as well.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)

172 Here's another weirdo globalist: https://tinyurl.com/5aan8xm6

Chrystia Freeland @cafreeland

I’m thrilled to share that my new book, Unreliable Boyfriend, will be out on October 13. I can’t wait for you to read it.


Not a teen romance:
From the bestselling author of Plutocrats, journalist-turned-political leader Chrystia Freeland delivers a personal and incisive examination of power, international relations, and global trade. Drawing from her years in government, Unreliable Boyfriend offers a revelatory view of the United States through the eyes of a Canadian who dealt with American chaos firsthand.

USA = "unreliable boyfriend"
How old is she?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:46 AM (rOKnE)

173 113 Die hard Yankees fan here. You don't win a series when despite good pitching you hit and field like crap
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:21 AM (t9883)
============
Cleveland needs to learn this lesson, and in a hurry.
Posted by: Hick Follywood at October 08, 2026 08:37 AM (PFC1v)

We could have shown you that, back in the '80s and '90s.
Posted by: Your Houston Astros at October 08, 2026 08:43 AM (wVcYX)

This is what happened to the Braves against the Dodgers. They actually got good pitching in that series but couldn’t hit worth beans…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 08:46 AM (AvqNi)

174 I would like to point out that Barack Obama, the man whose presidency El-Sayed called a 'miserable failure,' is trying to save El-Sayed's campaign.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 08, 2026 08:45 AM (gLYp7)



That should tell you all you need to know about what it means to be a Democrat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:46 AM (ccf/V)

175 They're amateurs!
Posted by: Fans of Philadelphia

Truth right there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 08:46 AM (h6CE+)

176 In some circles, I would imagine they could be considered that.....but I just can't stand them.....and their fanbase has been some of the most obnoxious I've ever had the displeasure of being around.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V)
====

Have you never visited Philadelphia?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)

177 @164 will the Millennium Tower land on it when it falls over?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:47 AM (t9883)

178 Cheating?

Posted by: The Houston Asterisks at October 08, 2026 08:47 AM (V1+OY)

179 I would like to point out that Barack Obama, the man whose presidency El-Sayed called a 'miserable failure,' is trying to save El-Sayed's campaign.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 08, 2026 08:45 AM (gLYp7)

He left out "stuttering clusterfuck".

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 08, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)

180 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at October 08, 2026 08:48 AM (53oGX)

181
Have you never visited Philadelphia?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 08:46 AM (RIvkX)



I have.....during Bush/Kerry, actually.

And yes.....I ran across assholes, which you do most everywhere at some point.

I've just not been around them in large numbers in a smaller area.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

182 @172 Freeland is a leftist one worlder dirt bag. If she takes a position, go the opposite.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:49 AM (t9883)

183 @164 will the Millennium Tower land on it when it falls over?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:47 AM (t9883)
====

Inshallah!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

184 and their fanbase has been some of the most obnoxious I've ever had the displeasure of being around.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

We're sitting right here.

Posted by: University of Michigan fans at October 08, 2026 08:49 AM (J4Dwc)

185 This is the problem with having prayer in public govt funded events. You can’t just limit it to Christian prayers. My guess is this was a stunt to prove just that.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 08:49 AM (T+9ay)

186 Cheating?
Posted by: The Houston Asterisks at October 08, 2026 08:47 AM (V1+OY)



Yep. They were the only ones in the history of ever to do that........We should vilify them for eternity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

187 >>I would like to point out that Barack Obama, the man whose presidency El-Sayed called a 'miserable failure,' is trying to save El-Sayed's campaign.


El-Sayed had a podcast on Obama bros Crooked Media (the Pod Save America dudes).
I'm guessing Obama has been helping El-Sayed for a while.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:50 AM (rOKnE)

188 I see that the US Govt Cash Helicopter deposited $90 in my account last night, for no good reason.

Money printer go brrrrrr.

Posted by: gp at October 08, 2026 08:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

189 Either all the pollsters are running an op or this is the weirdest political year ever. I mean a Dem senate candidate in Minnesota is sweating and yet Paxton “ trails” Talarico??? That is some mighty fine ganja they’re smoking…. Not to mention a combination commie/terrorist is supposedly ahead in MI. Okay then…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 08:50 AM (AvqNi)

190 178 Cheating?
Posted by: The Houston Asterisks at October 08, 2026 08:47 AM (V1+OY)

Hello there...

Posted by: University of Michigan Asterisks at October 08, 2026 08:51 AM (J4Dwc)

191 Either all the pollsters are running an op or this is the weirdest political year ever. I mean a Dem senate candidate in Minnesota is sweating and yet Paxton “ trails” Talarico??? That is some mighty fine ganja they’re smoking…. Not to mention a combination commie/terrorist is supposedly ahead in MI. Okay then…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 08, 2026 08:50 AM (AvqNi)



Talarico is so popular in Texas, his campaign rolled out a photo from early in the PRIMARY showing that he spoke to a full house last week........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:51 AM (ccf/V)

192 Rocker Jack White Slams Trump as “Worst American of All Time”

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Because he wants to nuke LA and San Diego. No, really.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:51 AM (ndZc7)

193 >>Freeland is a leftist one worlder dirt bag. If she takes a position, go the opposite.


Yup. She was an executive at WEF while serving as Deputy Prime Minister.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:52 AM (rOKnE)

194 @188 me too. An extra $90 from the government is good

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:52 AM (t9883)

195 Boston Red Sox fans are obnoxious but nowhere near the arrogance of the New England Patriots fans.

Actually, they're the same.

Posted by: dantesed at October 08, 2026 08:52 AM (Oy/m2)

196 Rocker Jack White Slams Trump as “Worst American of All Time”

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Because he wants to nuke LA and San Diego. No, really.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:51 AM (ndZc7)



The liberal media is still winning........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)

197 I was an NHL game where the visiting team were the Bruins. A Yankees Suck chant broke out by Bruins fans. Keep in mind Boston was the visiting team, haha.

Gotta respect the Boston fans. The hatred for the fucking Yaaankeees runs deeeeep.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 08:52 AM (T+9ay)

198 Jessica Valenti, a feminist writer and creator of the Substack “Abortion, Every Day,” called abortion “an affordability issue,” and contended that “you’d be hard pressed to find something more important to your financial life than whether or not to have a child, than whether or not that you’re gonna be forced into pregnancy, or not even just forced into pregnancy, but forced into massive medical debt because your pregnancy goes wrong and you can’t get an abortion.”

---
And yet, when we apply this logic to prisoners sentenced to life or people who are on welfare longterm, it is "wrong". If you want to make it about financial burden you will be unhappy with how that doctrine gets applied to other issues.

Posted by: Penfold at October 08, 2026 08:52 AM (Fbt5B)

199 The suffering did not begin nor end that day
--------

This is a threat.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2026 08:53 AM (IUETd)

200 US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officers at Miami International Airport spotted what court documents described as an “unexplained bulge” around a passenger’s waist and pelvic area after he arrived on a flight from Havana, Cuba, according to a federal complaint obtained by Fox News Digital.

A closer inspection allegedly uncovered 10 live birds concealed beneath the traveler’s clothing, the complaint said.

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 08:53 AM (/+uur)

201 >Either all the pollsters are running an op or this is the weirdest political year ever.
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at October 08, 2026 08:53 AM (V1+OY)

202 The suffering did not begin nor end that day
--------

This is a threat.
Posted by: ... at October 08, 2026 08:53 AM (IUETd)



Of course it is, but diversity, so it's fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (ccf/V)

203 The suffering did not begin nor end that day
--------

Do not be wowed or snowed by his next sentence. This is unequivocally a threat and is meant to be taken as such.

Posted by: ... at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (IUETd)

204 >>Yup. She was an executive at WEF while serving as Deputy Prime Minister.

Check out her grandfather Michael Chomiak.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (viF8m)

205 Today is also,
World Octopus Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (NpAcC)

206 A closer inspection allegedly uncovered 10 live birds concealed beneath the traveler’s clothing, the complaint said.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 08:53 AM (/+uur)



How high do you have to be to look at yourself in a mirror and determine "That's PERFECT!!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (ccf/V)

207 And yet, when we apply this logic to prisoners sentenced to life or people who are on welfare longterm, it is "wrong". If you want to make it about financial burden you will be unhappy with how that doctrine gets applied to other issues.
Posted by: Penfold at October 08, 2026 08:52 AM (Fbt5B)

or $15k/mth drugs

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (/+uur)

208 Talarico is so popular in Texas, his campaign rolled out a photo from early in the PRIMARY showing that he spoke to a full house last week........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:51 AM (ccf/V)

Leading up to Election Day 2024 leftists were giddy that some Trump rallies had empty seats. Don’t fall into this trap.

Or the trap of seeing it not seeing lawn signs.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (T+9ay)

209 Notice

We are increasing our early bird special to $90 price fixe effective immediately.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 08:55 AM (RIvkX)

210 205 Today is also,
World Octopus Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 08, 2026 08:54 AM (NpAcC)

Testicles everywhere

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 08:55 AM (/+uur)

211 >>“We really have 300 troublemakers out of 100,000 Somali people here. It’s a small number. But of that 300, 50 need to go to jail soon, because the 50 are the leadership. It may not be official leadership, but they’re the ones carrying the guns and shooting at other people. So, half of them need to be charged federally with RICO. We are working with the feds."


Sure, sure, only 300 bad apples.
Glad he's working with the feds.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 08, 2026 08:55 AM (rOKnE)

212 "That fan interference in the Yankee game was reminiscent of a fan interference that was not called a long time ago. "

I was at that game -- in the upper deck so we couldn't see what happened in the right field corner.

Someone had the sense not to replay it on the Jumbotron which would have shown the interference.

We did see the Os manager getting tossed.

I only learned what happened when I got home.
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 08, 2026 08:45 AM (dtajH)


That was such a horrible non-call. One of those moments that live in infamy in the collective minds of Orioles fans.

Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2026 08:55 AM (W6UZk)

213 The Paolo, he often has to deal with the problem of, how you say, unexplained bulge, at security checkpoints.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 08, 2026 08:55 AM (V1+OY)

214 I have a sudden craving for calamari.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:56 AM (ccf/V)

215 I was with my daughter in Hatteras Village in the summer headed to a restaurant. Thirty miles out in the ocean, beautiful summer day. Everyone in a good mood, except one guy. Daughter had a Mets vanity plate on the front of her car. Guy had a Phils hat on, walks by saying loudly, Mets,! Mets,! Who the hell roots for the Mets? I said "You must live a miserable life, can't even be happy on vacation". He slunk away quietly, because I look like a large Viking. Some people are just unhappy creeps.

Posted by: Keep On the Sunny Side at October 08, 2026 08:56 AM (EdP2u)

216
That was such a horrible non-call. One of those moments that live in infamy in the collective minds of Orioles fans.
Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2026 08:55 AM (W6UZk)



Now we simply have the chant "CHECK his DRAFT kings!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)

217 Online Dems are absolutely convinced they are going to get 53 in the Senate.

Again, "unskew the polls" and all that, but what exactly are the Dems running on?
Trump hate.

Ok, so Trump is so unpopular, and everyone is going to vote for the Democrats.

BTW: What is the favorability rating of the Democrat Party?

Illustrative:
The "Trump told Iran to nuke L.A. and San Diego!" smear would have been wall-to-wall for weeks less than 5 years ago.
But, despite every Dem of any stature pushing the lie, it fizzled in barely a day.
They won't understand why or what it means for their midterm strategy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 08, 2026 08:57 AM (3cUTc)

218 Loser lefty musicians hating on America nothing new. That's one reason I became a fan of country music. Unfortunately the Left are a cancer and have spread into Nashville big time. Zach Bryant being the current biggest douchebag.

Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 08:57 AM (KC5Lt)

219 Tillis: GOP Should Ditch Trump Populism, ‘Go Back’ to Conservative Principles

I watched the interview. (no I didn't) He didn't say harrumph even once so he's a faux conservative.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 08, 2026 08:57 AM (ExV1e)

220 Sure 300 bad
but the 99,700 with IQs barely high enough to be street sweepers will be on the Big Govt Test forever and ever

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 08:57 AM (/+uur)

221 I've just not been around them in large numbers in a smaller area.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Uncle had season tickets. I went to one game - Eagles vs Cowboys. It was like being in Beirut. Ice balls, batteries and whatever had density was thrown at Dallas coming out of the tunnel. Fights in the parking lot and stands. Romans at the Colosseum would have been in shock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 08, 2026 08:58 AM (h6CE+)

222 I've been a fan of several things in my life, but I've never been able to understand the whole "Fight to the death because you're rooting for the wrong team" thing.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:58 AM (ccf/V)

223 214 I have a sudden craving for calamari.
Posted by: Sponge

Damn you. Now I have to go to Licari's for lunch.

Posted by: Auspex at October 08, 2026 08:58 AM (Y8DZL)

224 205 Today is also,
World Octopus Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

You're breaking my heart.

Posted by: Michelle Fields Farewell To Arms at October 08, 2026 08:58 AM (EdP2u)

225 Didn't look like interference to me unless the outfielder was Superman.

Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 08:59 AM (KC5Lt)

226 Oh no!

Ana Navarro Predicts Everyone Will Die from Russian Plague — Because of Trump

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 08:59 AM (ndZc7)

227 >>I was an NHL game where the visiting team were the Bruins. A Yankees Suck chant broke out by Bruins fans. Keep in mind Boston was the visiting team, haha.

I was at a Red Sox - Yankees game at Fenway during the weekend when the NYPD softball team was in Boston to play the Boston PD softball team. I happened to get a seat right behind the NYPD team.

Non-stop heckling and abuse from the NYPD toward the Sox and Sox fans they entire game. And these were cops.

Being a fan of neither team I was just rooting for injuries.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 08, 2026 08:59 AM (viF8m)

228 Jeffrey Maier was the kid who reached over the wall on Jeter's hit.
More popular than the guy who interfered in the Cubs game I would think

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:59 AM (t9883)

229 Was Tillis wearing a plaid shirt next to a Ford pickup when he said that? Oh right he only does that during campaign ads.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 08:59 AM (T+9ay)

230 Ana Navarro.
Is there anything she DOESN'T know?

Posted by: Homer Simpson at October 08, 2026 09:00 AM (V1+OY)

231 Tillis is a sore loser who will soon be forgotten unless he joins the Dem party.

Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 09:00 AM (KC5Lt)

232 Now we simply have the chant "CHECK his DRAFT kings!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)


Exactly. That's a huge reason why I don't spend a lot of time watching any sporting events anymore. I still love hockey, but even that is getting more suspicious.

Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2026 09:01 AM (W6UZk)

233 I was at a Giants game in Pittsburgh when they were champs and Barry Bonds (former Pirate) was on the field.

I talked as much smack as possible but all the Pirates fans were too nice and none of them took the bait.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 08, 2026 09:02 AM (RIvkX)

234 Something magical about Fenway. I’ve been to several games there in my travels to Boston. I’m not a yuuge beisbol fan but going to games there is awesome. I’ll take those old timey stadiums over the $1B new ones any day.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 08, 2026 09:02 AM (T+9ay)

235 @TheBabylonBee
Hamas Disappointed Leftists Don't Believe They Massacred Jews After They Went To All The Trouble To Livestream It

Posted by: r hennigantx at October 08, 2026 09:02 AM (/+uur)

236 Exactly. That's a huge reason why I don't spend a lot of time watching any sporting events anymore. I still love hockey, but even that is getting more suspicious.
Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2026 09:01 AM (W6UZk)



College football has been pretty solid, unless it's a significant game, then the mysterious pass interference or roughing the passer call comes out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 08, 2026 09:02 AM (ccf/V)

237 Jeffrey Maier was the kid who reached over the wall on Jeter's hit.
More popular than the guy who interfered in the Cubs game I would think
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 08, 2026 08:59 AM (t9883)


He became a celeb in the Big Rotten Apple. I think he was on Letterman.

The Cubs thing was Steve Bartman. Opposite effect for him because his interference was adverse to the home team.

Posted by: Doof at October 08, 2026 09:03 AM (W6UZk)

238 Guy had a Phils hat on,

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Even the Democrats may be able to recognize a woman now.

Sophie Cunningham Appears to Troll Transgender Community With “Women” Hat at Missouri Football Game

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 08, 2026 09:04 AM (ndZc7)

239 Long ago when they had Foam in the Dome, it was usually just Astros fans fighting each other and being brought down to Astro Jail.

Posted by: polynikes at October 08, 2026 09:04 AM (KC5Lt)

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