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Daily Tech News 8 October 2026

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  • I wondered recently when Saleforce blamed their failure to increase profits on their AI spending habits what the hell they were doing with it, because while they didn't put a number on it the figures they did mention implied it is in the hundreds of millions of dollars a year, enough to build twenty production-grade compilers or one public toilet in San Francisco.

    Well, it's not Salesforce, but I have found someone doing something useful with AI coding tools: ArtCraft. (Get ArtCraft)

    ArtCraft itself is an AI-assisted art program. That's not the neat part, though.

    The neat part is the smaller associated apps.

    PhotoCraft is a photo editing program. VectorCraft is a vector graphics program. FilmCraft and EffectCraft are for video editing and effects. DesignCraft is for document layout.

    If this sounds like the offerings of a certain major software company to you, you are not alone.

    And it's all free as in beer and as in speech. Download the binaries, download the source code, and do whatever you want with them. All the programs run on Windows, Mac, Linux, BSD, and on web browsers.

    Early days yet; two programs are in alpha and the others haven't even got that far, but this is what we'll be seeing a lot more of in the future.


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Disclaimer: No, the other behind you!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM




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1 So fiscal reality is starting to finally assert itself after all the emotionally driven wasteful spending. Funny how that always happens.

If you don't see actual value, maybe you shouldn't be dumping a ton of money into it.

G'morning, Horde.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 08, 2026 04:00 AM (O7YUW)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2026 04:02 AM (Ia/+0)

3 Hello Techsters

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 08, 2026 04:05 AM (yG7pF)

4 I wonder how many in the Shiny Hunters group were FBI plants?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 08, 2026 04:05 AM (O7YUW)

5 Good morning, All.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 08, 2026 04:10 AM (PKL0q)

6 JGINYUE (who?)

*puts on sunglasses from 'They Live'*

CCP

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at October 08, 2026 04:11 AM (O7YUW)

7 G&R, reading the financial reports of the Hyperscalers wouldn’t support your conclusion. They are still spending like crazy and even though the cost of compute is falling rapidly the usage is expanding so rapidly that the total spend continues to grow. For now.

The hard landing likely will occur but it sure doesn’t appear to be happening soon.

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 08, 2026 04:12 AM (yG7pF)

8 I wonder how many non-Chinese companies are going to start branding with nonsensical letter combinations just so they stand half a chance of their own crap getting listed anywhere amidst all the unpronounceable Chinesium slop that has inundated the internet's marketplaces....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2026 04:13 AM (aKiSo)

9 Then again, for all everyone bitches about the fact that America doesn't make anything anymore (myself included), we can't even open a couple big buildings full of computers whose only exhaust product is a slight hum and a bit of heat without a bunch of Concerned Citizens lighting their pitchforks on fire and marching in the streets. How the heck would we ever get away with building an actual factory anywhere making actual tangible products?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 08, 2026 04:17 AM (aKiSo)

10 Although the TV show Benson was not based on the musician George Benson, Clayton Endicott was played by René Auberjonois who also played Odo on Deep Space Nine, which as I always say, if you give me the Deep Space, and I will give you the Nine.

(He was in Boston Legal with Spader and Shatner so that's a Sci Fi Trio)

And this song also reminds of the song Stomp, by the Brothers Johnson, who wisely didn't not shorten their name to the BJays.

So there's a lot of fun facts that don't really have a lot to do with each other. Here's a couple of more fun facts:

When I lived in Nashville we had a local construction company called Lojac. They had several unfortunate blast incidents while working on the highway, so I renamed them BlowJac, and started singing David and David's Welcome to the Boomtown.

David and David
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97wvwuHUMCw

BJays Stomp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPBDMihPRJA

Posted by: meh at October 08, 2026 04:19 AM (zZxsY)

11 on the set it was known as "deep throat 9"

Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 08, 2026 04:24 AM (jrgJz)

12 Around here if you mention nuclear power the pitch forks come out. " I don't want to die with cancer" "Remember Chernobyl"
"we all going to die" "if they build it, I'm moving'. on and on.
And the media loves to quote them for a great headline.

Posted by: cplin at October 08, 2026 04:35 AM (CiQE7)

13 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 08, 2026 04:43 AM (sAmhv)

14 12 Around here if you mention nuclear power the pitch forks come out. " I don't want to die with cancer" "Remember Chernobyl"
"we all going to die" "if they build it, I'm moving'. on and on.
And the media loves to quote them for a great headline.
Posted by: cplin at October 08, 2026 04:35 AM (CiQE7)

---‐--

Yes, it's so unfortunate. Nuclear power generation technology has really progressed.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 08, 2026 04:50 AM (PKL0q)

15 David and David's Welcome to the Boomtown.


That was a great album. David Baerwald's first solo album, 'Bedtime Stories' is nearly perfect.

youtu.be/oG7n8u72vi8

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 08, 2026 04:55 AM (sAmhv)

16 Publius Rascal, if you're still here, you have my sincerest sympathies on your mother's condition.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 08, 2026 04:57 AM (Fv808)

17 Long commute again
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at October 08, 2026 05:07 AM (Ia/+0)

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