Somali Aspiring Doctor and/or Engineer Arrested for Plotting to Shoot Up the Mall of America for ISIS

We're hitting Economic Contribution and Cultural Enrichment levels that shouldn't even be possible!

In another persuasive example of how diversity increases our strength, the FBI conducted what appears to have been a sting operation that netted a Minnesotan Somali man who was planning a terrorist attack at the Mall of America later this month.

Details of the plot are still emerging, and it's unclear whether the man was acting alone. Clearly, the FBI had reason to suspect him, since the charges indicate that he bought a weapon from an FBI agent and discussed his intentions, pledged support for ISIS and terrorism in general, and his desire to die for Allah. Obviously, something directed the FBI to this man as the plotting was going on, since they had been following his movements for two years.

Some People Plotted to Shoot Some Other People.

According to an affidavit unsealed on Wednesday, FBI agents arrested 18-year-old Sheikhdoon Abdullahi Mohamud on Tuesday directly after he purchased an AK-47 and 200 rounds of ammunition with the stated intent of carrying out a mass shooting.
The criminal complaint alleges Mohamud had messaged an informant for nearly two years, discussing his hatred of non-Muslims and his desire to align with an Islamic terror group. He floated the idea of joining al Qaeda and al Shabaab before deciding to lend his support to the Islamic State.
Mohamud repeatedly expressed his admiration for Islamic terrorist attacks, including the New Year's Eve 2024 attack on Bourbon Street in New Orleans; the 2017 Pulse nightclub shooting in Orlando, Florida; and the 2025 mass shooting during a Hanukkah gathering at Bondi Beach in Sydney.
When the informant tried to talk Mohamud out of such an attack, he replied, "I am 100% committed [sic] to the cause of dying for the sake of Allah only."
Messages indicated he planned to target the Hmong Arts Celebration at Mall of America on Oct. 24 because "it will be a lot of people." ... During that transaction, he explained that he was "an active member of ISIS" and that "part of his motivation was that the Mall of America was owned by Jews," the complaint states.

Videos at the link.

Meanwhile: United allows a jihadi to fly its commercial planes.

A United Airlines pilot who described the October 7 attack as "resistance by a brave people" and said it was "not unprovoked" is still flying passengers for the airline.
Ibrahim R. Mossallam was temporarily removed from flying duties after the post sparked outrage, but later returned to the cockpit. Since then, he has continued posting strongly anti-Israel statements.
Mossallam also serves as Vice President of the Board of CAIR-New York.

🚨BREAKING: UNITED PILOT WHO DEFENDED OCT. 7 STILL FLYING
A United Airlines pilot who described the October 7 attack as “resistance by a brave people” and said it was “not unprovoked” is still flying passengers for the airline.
Ibrahim R. Mossallam was temporarily removed from flying duties after the post sparked outrage, but later returned to the cockpit. Since then, he has continued posting strongly anti-Israel statements.
Mossallam also serves as Vice President of the Board of CAIR-New York.
I asked United a simple question: Why is he still flying passengers?
As of now, United has not provided an official response.
Watch the full report below. @united
— Libby Blanca Alon לבי בלנקה אלון (@libby_alon) October 5, 2026

Related: Two Maryland Men are arrested for stabbing an off-duty NYPD officer.

I imagine that one of the violent street muggers is a Doctor, and the other, an Engineer.

The two thugs accused in the cowardly stabbing of an off-duty NYPD detective are both illegal migrants from the Dominican Republic who snuck into the US under former President Joe Biden, according to officials.
Each of them also had been later busted for various crimes in Gotham -- but released because of soft-on-crime laws and the Big Apple's Sanctuary City rules preventing law-enforcement cooperation with ICE.
The criminals had attacked Detective Jose Mercedes as he was grabbing items out of the trunk of his car at Rochambeau Avenue and East 208th Street in Norwood in The Bronx around 1:45 p.m. Friday, cops said.
The brazen pair pulled up to Mercedes on e-bike, then tried to snatch the cop's gold chain, authorities said. The cop fought back and was stabbed seven times by the violent muggers, who sped off and left the detective bleeding on the sidewalk, police said.
Mercedes, who is assigned to the 44th Precinct in The Bronx, miraculously survived the attack because the knife missed his vital organs, sources said. He was rushed to Jacobi Medical Center and treated for his injuries before being released Monday.
Police identified his alleged attackers Tuesday in the midst of a continuing massive manhunt for them.
"Both of these suspects were released into the country by the Biden administration, and despite multiple prior arrests in New York, sanctuary politicians refused to cooperate with ICE and released them," said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin in a statement.
"These suspects remain at large," Mullin said. "DHS is calling on New York authorities to cooperate with us so we can get these dangerous criminals off our streets."
...
Mejia and his family illegally crossed the US border with Mexico near San Luis, Arizona, in December 2022 and were nabbed by border patrol agents but released into the country, authorities said.
Mejia was then arrested in The Bronx on a weapons-possession charge last year -- a rap that was not bail-eligible -- and he was released, authorities said.
DHS, which oversees ICE, said Mejia also had other previous raps against him: criminal possession of stolen property, possession of burglar's tools and grand larceny. The disposition of the charges was unclear.

If you are booking a flight on United Air, maybe you should think twice. This is the caliber of people they have flying your planes.
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So, this pilot defended Hamas killing innocents in Israel. Rightfully, United Air removed him from the cockpit.
The ridiculous pilot's union defended him so he got his job back.

NEW: As we reported, DHS confirms both suspects are Dominican illegal aliens caught & released at the AZ border by the Biden admin w/ lengthy criminal histories in sanctuary NYC. New DHS photos of them attached.
Statement via @SecMullinDHS:
These illegal aliens from the Dominican Republic are suspects in the stabbing and attempted robbery of an off-duty NYPD detective,” said DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin. “Both of these suspects were RELEASED into the country by the Biden Administration, and despite multiple prior arrests in New York, sanctuary politicians refused to cooperate with ICE and released them. This horrific crime could have been prevented if it weren’t for Biden’s open borders and the America Last policies of New York sanctuary politicians. These suspects remain at-large. DHS is calling on New York authorities to cooperate with us so we can get these dangerous criminals off our streets. Our thoughts and prayers are with the detective for a speedy recovery.”
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) October 6, 2026

The laws are different for our Aspiring Nomadic Doctors and Lawyers:

So the first murder is a freebie? A slap on the wrist?
cc: @AceofSpadesHQ https://t.co/3EkZYQxFej
— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) October 7, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:20 PM

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1 Reposting from the last thread. Walz can't figure out why it's a more dangerous world.

Governor Tim Walz
@GovTimWalz
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Grateful for the swift and professional action to keep Minnesotans safe. This is exactly the kind of threat we need federal law enforcement working to prevent, and the kind of work that should remain a priority as we navigate a more dangerous world.

ABC News
@ABC
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BREAKING: The FBI arrested and charged an 18-year-old for allegedly planning a mass casualty attack in support of ISIS at the Mall of America, U.S. attorney for Minnesota Dan Rosen said. https://abcnews.link/vO0u2uK

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 05:22 PM (kX27y)

2 \o/

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:22 PM (6ydKt)

3 Speaking of spies, the long awaited follow-up to Disco Elysium has been released, No Parades: For Dead Spies (Directors Cut) has been downloaded and is ready for it's first boot.

Going to get into it later this evening over a nice bourbon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 07, 2026 05:22 PM (XV/Pl)

4 So enriched

Posted by: H at October 07, 2026 05:22 PM (JSLNb)

5 FUN FACT: By legend, Sheikhadoon is the charming magical Arab town that appears only once every 100 years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:23 PM (guGkK)

6 This is going to end in an extremely ugly way.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:24 PM (9n8wX)

7 I do so love the smell of gunpowder when it fills up a major shopping mall.

Posted by: Gwen Walz at October 07, 2026 05:24 PM (guGkK)

8 You handle crime by getting rid of the 1% that cause most of the violence in society - either prison or other methods.

We've spent 20 years importing that same 1% from other countries instead though

Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 05:24 PM (sKqQm)

9 >>You handle crime by getting rid of the 1% that cause most of the violence in society - either prison or other methods.

I don't think you can make a dent until you triple that.

3% at the very least.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:26 PM (9n8wX)

10 I could be wrong, but I think the fraud in MN is massively being underrated as an issue for voters.

And the constant reports of the other general criminality of those who commit the fraud.

That is, there should be no way the Senate race is a 1 point race.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 07, 2026 05:26 PM (3cUTc)

11 A United Airlines pilot who described the October 7 attack as "resistance by a brave people" and said it was "not unprovoked" is still flying passengers for the airline.
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Seems like a boycott would be in order.

And a big f-you to the pilot union for defending the jihadi.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:26 PM (TN0g+)

12 Sheikhdoon

what a name.
Surely would’ve been a Rhodes Scholar if he hadn’t been so interested in jihad.

——

There’s a simple solutuon to the e-bike muggers in NYC.
Steel-wire clotheline.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:27 PM (6ydKt)

13 Here's the complaint. Very interesting read of the comms between the FBI and the young genius. You can see Allah and the Koran are deeply embedded in the thinking process. Islam is not compatible with any of us:

https://tinyurl.com/3szefkus

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 05:28 PM (kX27y)

14 If I don't see the Pilot and the entire Flight Crew eat a piece of bacon, each...
I'm not getting on the plane.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:28 PM (9n8wX)

15 The Congolese migrant who beat the Swedish off-duty policeman Christian Zedig to death in a FIFA World Cup fan zone in Copenhagen was sentenced to 1 year.

The judge also banned Nkumba Tshiembe from going to bars, restaurants, nightclubs and other places where alcohol is served after midnight for a year after his release from prison.

"Beat another innocent Danish citizen to death and you can expect an even harsher response from the government next time, young man!"

-- The Judge

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:28 PM (guGkK)

16 This is going to end in an extremely ugly way.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:24 PM

We can hope.

Posted by: toby928(c) at October 07, 2026 05:28 PM (4NO2D)

17 Has anyone done a scientific study as to why the Amish are so prone to violence and crime?

Posted by: Dr. Dre at October 07, 2026 05:28 PM (Ll78X)

18 18 Has anyone done a scientific study as to why the Amish are so prone to violence and crime?
Posted by: Dr. Dre at October 07, 2026 05:28 PM (Ll78X)

Their Germanic roots are to blame.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:30 PM (6ydKt)

19 >>>@visegrad24
5h
BREAKING:

The Congolese migrant who beat the Swedish off-duty policeman Christian Zedig to death in a FIFA World Cup fan zone in Copenhagen was sentenced to 1 year.

How is that even possible.
I see, in other articles, that the Congolese migrant is a Danish citizen.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 05:30 PM (odBC9)

20 I believe the United pilot has been banned from flying again.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 05:30 PM (YZ0Fo)

21 Ethnic cleansing is evil and wrong.

In theory.

I'm thinking there are upsides.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 05:31 PM (Sco7b)

22 Why aren't there hundreds, if not thousands, of Somali restaurants dotting America's vibrant cuisine scene by now?

Where are the Somali-themed fast food chains?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 05:31 PM (0sNs1)

23 ‘ they had been following his movements for two years’

Two years? Since this cockroach was 16?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 07, 2026 05:31 PM (VghP0)

24 >>> This is going to end in an extremely ugly way.

I'm guessing more whimper than bang

Posted by: Max Power at October 07, 2026 05:31 PM (SwyyQ)

25 Let's see. One muslim idiot tries to light his shoes on fire on an airplane, so we spend the next 25 years taking off OUR shoes to board a plane, and meanwhile a proven muzzie sympathizer and organizer for CAIR is flying the plane.

I think I see the problem here, and it isn't us.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:31 PM (GYqb1)

26

It was not suddently bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 05:32 PM (Cqx++)

27 (Via GP)
The City of Ottumwa’s (Iowa) official YouTube channel posted the October 6, 2026, regular meeting.

After the mayor called the 5:30 p.m. session to order and invited those who wished to participate in the invocation to stand, the scheduled speaker began: “Let us pray. Dear dark father, let us stand now unbowed and unfettered by arcane doctrines born of fearful minds in darkened times.”

He continued by urging the room to “embrace the luciferian impulse to eat of the tree of knowledge and dissipate our blissful and comforting delusions of old,” to judge people by “concrete actions” rather than “arbitrary social norms,” and to hold “only to that which is demonstrably true.”

He closed with the line that set off the room: “It is done. Hail Satan.”

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:32 PM (TN0g+)

28 Sheikhdoon, isn't that good be of those half breed little dogs that celebs keep in their handbag?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 05:33 PM (t9883)

29
Where are the Somali-themed fast food chains?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 05:31 PM (0sNs1)

___________

Our menu

Sand
Fried sand
Whipped sand
Fricaseed sand
Sand with salt water sauce
Sand soufflé

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 05:33 PM (eRlcH)

30 Fuqing United Airlines …

🤦‍♂️

Posted by: Inspector Cleuseau at October 07, 2026 05:33 PM (LJhse)

31 Has anyone done a scientific study as to why the Amish are so prone to violence and crime?
Posted by: Dr. Dre at October 07, 2026 05:28 PM (Ll78X)

Their Germanic roots are to blame.
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And deathmetal. Yeah, deathmetal for sure.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:33 PM (TN0g+)

32 How did we get to this point?
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The footage shows the boy, identified only as J. T., sitting in the lap of Amy Kovac, the class's reading specialist, with police surrounding them at Richneck Elementary School on January 6, 2023.

The child stole his mother's gun and brought it into school, before shooting his first-grade teacher Abigail Zwerner in the left hand and upper left chest.

In the video, obtained by the Virginian-Pilot and published for the first time since the ordeal three years ago, the child is heard shouting expletives before police tried to handcuff him.

Officer Brian Torrez's bodycam caught the defiant boy saying 'I don't care if I go to jail, b****,' while the reading specialist restrained him on her lap.

'If you want a piece of me, come get it!' The six-year-old said to the police after the officer asked for the boy's name.

'I stole that from my mom,' the boy said, pointing to the gun that was used in the shooting.

'I don't care if you call back up, I don't care if I go to jail, b****,' the boy can be heard saying in the footage.

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM (kX27y)

33 Why aren't there hundreds, if not thousands, of Somali restaurants dotting America's vibrant cuisine scene by now?

I'm still waiting for the Somali Steve Jobs to appear.

*looks at watch*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM (guGkK)

34 6 We’re still voting Democrat, because even though they want us all dead, Republicans hate gays so that’s out.
Posted by: Jews at October 07, 2026 05:24 PM (NmQ5w)

Wait. Do Republican gays hate gays, too? Or are these Jews saying Jews are all gays?

Identity politics is quite confusing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM (GYqb1)

35 United = Inclusive

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM (UjdFS)

36 Where are the Somali-themed fast food chains?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at O

Bananas and rice don't provide for a varied menu.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM (YZ0Fo)

37 This is going to tank Mall of America's reputation even further. I still remember my one trip there as a kid, and the place was so amazing. Now you have to be careful around the railings in case a "local" flips you over or decides to shoot up the place.

Posted by: pookysgirl, head on a swivel at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM (ohn0/)

38 Diversity, tea or me?

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM (UjdFS)

39 This poor immigrant wouldn't have been forced to defend himself if this cop wasn't there! Defund the police now! [Wild applause from clapping seals.]

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cloaca at October 07, 2026 05:35 PM (Ovx+P)

40 "The Congolese migrant who beat the Swedish off-duty policeman Christian Zedig to death in a FIFA World Cup fan zone in Copenhagen was sentenced to 1 year."

Lindsay Clancy fans understand the short sentence, he was just having a bad day.

He's also a repeat offender ... rape, stabbing, etc.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 05:35 PM (vbXSk)

41 The Danes were beginning to make progress with their crime and immigration issues. Then a sentence like this appears and you realize "nope, they're doomed"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 05:35 PM (t9883)

42 Fly the friendly skies of DEI.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 05:35 PM (UjdFS)

43 A United Airlines pilot who described the October 7 attack as "resistance by a brave people" and said it was "not unprovoked" is still flying passengers for the airline.

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I can see why people would rather drive long hours than fly these days though roads are becoming risky too what with all the unskilled and non-English speaking illegals driving trucks into anything that gets in their way.

Posted by: Decaf at October 07, 2026 05:36 PM (5BOLF)

44 'I don't care if you call back up, I don't care if I go to jail, b****,' the boy can be heard saying in the footage.
Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM (kX27y)

Yeah, well, we DO care that you go to jail, bitch. And take yo momma with you.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:36 PM (GYqb1)

45 I'm still waiting for the Somali Steve Jobs to appear.

*looks at watch*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM

* poof *

Presenting the iFraud!

Posted by: Somali Steve Jobs at October 07, 2026 05:37 PM (0sNs1)

46 I don't think you can make a dent until you triple that.

3% at the very least.
Posted by: garrett

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1% every year would work.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 05:37 PM (TSNP/)

47 He's also a repeat offender ... rape, stabbing, etc.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 05:35 PM (vbXSk)

He seems nice.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:37 PM (GYqb1)

48 Yeah, well, we DO care that you go to jail, bitch. And take yo momma with you.

If only they knew who his daddy was they could take him too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:37 PM (guGkK)

49
How did we get to this point?
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'I stole that from my mom,' the boy said, pointing to the gun that was used in the shooting.

They'll blame the NRA.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 05:37 PM (Cqx++)

50 I'm still waiting for the Somali Steve Jobs to appear.

*looks at watch*
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I'm still waiting for the first great Somali entertainer to appear. Where's the Somali Margaret Cho?

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (TN0g+)

51 Sand kebabs
Sand Creole
Sand gumbo
Deep fried sand
Stir fried sand
Pineapple sand
Lemon sand
Coconut sand
Pepper sand
Sand soup
Sand stew
Sand salad
Sand and potatoes
Sand burger
Sand sandwich

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (6ydKt)

52
I'm still waiting for the Somali Steve Jobs to appear.

*looks at watch*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM

__________

Hell, the chances of a European Steve Jobs are rapidly diminishing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (eRlcH)

53 60 IQ Engineers and doctors are few and far between. We need to import more to find some.

Posted by: Sheikhmood Einstein at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (EdP2u)

54 He closed with the line that set off the room: “It is done. Hail Satan.”

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:32 PM (TN0g+)

And he wasn't lynched afterwards because...?

Posted by: pookysgirl, calculating the drive to Ottumwa at October 07, 2026 05:39 PM (ohn0/)

55 United Airlines pilot who described the October 7 attack as "resistance by a brave people"

I didnt know Mamdani was a pilot...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 07, 2026 05:39 PM (zZu0s)

56 This your Captain speaking.
The aloha snackbar cart will be by shortly.
Please keep your seatbelt on if plane turns upside down.
Thank you for flying with us.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 05:39 PM (UjdFS)

57 I'm still waiting for the first great Somali entertainer to appear. Where's the Somali Margaret Cho?
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (TN0g+)

Margaret Cho was entertaining?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)

58 "Why aren't there hundreds, if not thousands, of Somali restaurants dotting America's vibrant cuisine scene by now?"

"If there are millions in subsidy for a new restaurant, we will certainly fill out the paperwork to create many new restaurants, like we did with child care and Medicaid services". The Muzzies

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 05:39 PM (vbXSk)

59 People saying boycott United -- it's the union. You would have to boycott the entire industry.

I don't understand this -- the pilots all claim that they are "executive officers" for their companies. ("flying VPs") but the union says that is a lie and they are on-managerial grunt labor that can't be fired. Pick a lane.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 05:39 PM (TSNP/)

60 There's got to be a simpler solution...

@GrageDustin
🚨 BREAKING: St. Cloud Police are investigating a social media threat ahead of Tech High School’s homecoming football game Friday.

A school resource officer flagged the post Tuesday morning. The post warned of a planned fight at the stadium.

Extra security will be on hand as authorities work to determine whether the threat is credible.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 05:40 PM (nEUC6)

61 The little psycho's mother Deja Taylor got 21 months in Fed prison arising out of this mess. Criminal charges against the principal Ebony Parker were dismissed, but she got hit with a $10 judgement for failure to heed warnings about the little psycho

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 05:40 PM (t9883)

62 Margaret Cho was entertaining?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:39 PM (6ydKt)

No, but the good news is that as a fat, ugly lesbian, she won't be reproducing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:40 PM (GYqb1)

63 I don’t think this has anything to do with United. They tried to get rid of this jiahadi creep. The pilots union blocked that. The creep has been suspended again by United. He’s not flying. Whether the pilots union blocks that again, who knows?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 07, 2026 05:40 PM (VghP0)

64 I read Ayaan Hirsi Ali's book 'Infidel' a long while back.

She basically described Somalis as operating in a pack behaviour manner. Great book.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 05:40 PM (Sco7b)

65 Bananas and rice don't provide for a varied menu.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 05:34 PM

Not true! You can order bananas, rice, bananas and rice, or rice and bananas.

Plus, we'll remind you "Would you like rice with your banana?"

Posted by: Mahmood McSomali's at October 07, 2026 05:41 PM (0sNs1)

66 He closed with the line that set off the room: “It is done. Hail Satan.”

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:32 PM (TN0g+)

And he wasn't lynched afterwards because...?
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Great question! Apparently a citizen in attendance objected immediately and asked for a brief moment of prayer and a city council member responded with the equivalent of "Sorry, we've already completed the invocation".

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:41 PM (TN0g+)

67 $10 million judgement.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 05:41 PM (t9883)

68 Meanwhile, these geniuses from some college in AL were being monitored by the FBI for making death threats against President Trump. Why do people think they can say whatever they want on social media and nothing will come back at them?.

"Hot Air" site:

https://tinyurl.com/bds7en25

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 05:41 PM (JrHfD)

69 Somali Dinning Centers

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:42 PM (guGkK)

70 Underfunding Learing Centers can have catastrophic consequences!

Posted by: Finna Riot Over Here at October 07, 2026 05:42 PM (EdP2u)

71 There is hope. It started with the reelection of Donald Trump. You're seeing the tide turn in Germany, France, and maybe Spain. The right has swept elections in South America. I may be a bit of a Pollyanna, but I think the globalists have seen their high water mark.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 07, 2026 05:42 PM (2UnvF)

72 I don't understand this -- the pilots all claim that they are "executive officers" for their companies. ("flying VPs") but the union says that is a lie and they are on-managerial grunt labor that can't be fired. Pick a lane.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at October 07, 2026 05:39 PM (TSNP/)

Every few years the teachers unions come out with a bunch of crap about how very educated and professional the teachers are, and how they deserve better pay and benefits.

Are they professionals, or are they union grunts?

And honestly, a teachers degree is worth less than TP, which itself is at least useful for wiping your ass.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:43 PM (GYqb1)

73 I'm still waiting for the first great Somali entertainer to appear. Where's the Somali Margaret Cho?
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (TN0g+)

Margaret Cho was entertaining?
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Margaret Cho is one of Ace's favorites!

You didn't know?

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:43 PM (TN0g+)

74 No, but the good news is that as a fat, ugly lesbian, she won't be reproducing.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:40 PM (GYqb1)

She might be thinking about artificial insemination, though.

If AOC can save her eggs, anybody can.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:43 PM (6ydKt)

75 How is it brave to attack unarmed men, women and children, torture some, rape some, murder is horrendous ways and then take hostages back to your caves?

You want to display bravery then fight against the IDF. Murdering unarmed civilians is some cowardly shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)

76 Margaret Cho is one of Ace's favorites!

You didn't know?
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:43 PM (TN0g+)

Of all of the favorites that ace loves to hate, Cho is his favoritest.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 05:44 PM (6ydKt)

77 Sand pie
Sand pudding
Sand chili
Sand pizza
Sand toffee

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 05:44 PM (W2Pud)

78 >>>This is going to end in an extremely ugly way.

Posted by: garrett

>There will be no end. Nobody has started. The push is relentless and the breaking point is pushed back every day.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 07, 2026 05:45 PM (kvLZQ)

79 People saying boycott United -- it's the union.
---

I disagree. We can't let politeness lead into a suicide pact. Boycott United and force them to either confront/ignore the union or go bankrupt.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:45 PM (TN0g+)

80 "Please keep your seatbelt on if plane turns upside down.
Thank you for flying with us."

"hey, we landed a plane upside down, but at least we landed." The All Female Endeavor Airline

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 05:45 PM (vbXSk)

81 They actually mean "The Mall of Mogadishu"...

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 07, 2026 05:45 PM (mrJNc)

82 Anyway, like I was sayin', sand is the fruit of the desert.

Posted by: Forrest bin Gump at October 07, 2026 05:46 PM (guGkK)

83 Great question! Apparently a citizen in attendance objected immediately and asked for a brief moment of prayer and a city council member responded with the equivalent of "Sorry, we've already completed the invocation".

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:41 PM (TN0g+)

Funny how the division between church and state is only referenced for *one* religion. Sigh... Jesus did say we'd be persecuted.

Posted by: pookysgirl has read the Gospels a few times at October 07, 2026 05:46 PM (ohn0/)

84 hey, we landed a plane upside down, but at least we landed." The All Female Endeavor Airline
Posted by: illiniwek

Denzel Washington did too!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 05:46 PM (YZ0Fo)

85 How is it brave to attack unarmed men, women and children, torture some, rape some, murder is horrendous ways and then take hostages back to your caves?
Posted by: JackStraw

There isn't a single form of human depravity that can't be justified by islam.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 05:46 PM (nEUC6)

86 9 You handle crime by getting rid of the 1% that cause most of the violence in society - either prison or other methods.

We've spent 20 years importing that same 1% from other countries instead though
Posted by: 18-1 at October 07, 2026 05:24 PM (sKqQm)

Close to 50, Carter did it with the Cuban criminals, and Clinton did it with the Haitians.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at October 07, 2026 05:46 PM (k1E2D)

87 Read what tje Muslims are doing in France

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 05:47 PM (Ia/+0)

88 The City of Ottumwa’s (Iowa) official YouTube channel posted the October 6, 2026, regular meeting.

Radar O'Reilly would not approve of the Satanic invocation, I suspect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 05:47 PM (JrHfD)

89 A United Airlines pilot who described the October 7 attack as "resistance by a brave people" and said it was "not unprovoked" is still flying passengers for the airline.

Gee, I guess the passengers on a plane were thrilled to hear about that.

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 05:47 PM (Oy/m2)

90 Read what tje Muslims are doing in France
Posted by: Skip at

Seems too close to reading the content to me.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 05:48 PM (YZ0Fo)

91
Sand flambé
Sand and grits
Sand Supreme
Iced sand

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 05:48 PM (eRlcH)

92 There isn't a single form of human depravity that can't be justified by islam.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 05:46 PM

* cackles in unison *

Posted by: Big Penguin at October 07, 2026 05:49 PM (0sNs1)

93 You get rid of crime by not criminalizing behavior. Theft, rape, murder…. Not a crime!

Poof. No more criminals!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (W2Pud)

94 You want to display bravery then fight against the IDF. Murdering unarmed civilians is some cowardly shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)

---------------

As one who faced them in Iraq, I can tell yo they are shit against military force. Unless that military is also muzzie. Then they will incompetently fight each other to a draw.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (2UnvF)

95 87 Read what tje Muslims are doing in France
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 05:47 PM (Ia/+0)

That'll cheer me up.

They can take it like little bitches or have enough.

I don't think that 'had enough' line gets pushed back. It's a stationary line and at some point it gets reached.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (Sco7b)

96 BruceWayne, soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (nxLtX)

97 I'm still waiting for the Somali Steve Jobs to appear.

*looks at watch*
---
Mean tweet I saw:
Some leftie, commenting on a photo of some lightbulb head Africans standing in a line: "I see future doctors, lawyers and scientists."

Response: "Can you tell the [Africans] to move so the rest of us can see them too?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (3cUTc)

98 Don't believe anything United Airlines says.

The United pilot whose social media post after Charlie Kirk was murdered was supposedly fired, according to United.

Nope.

He was only suspended for a short time.

Someone I know with United checked the active pilot list a few months afterwards. He was back flying.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (J4Dwc)

99 We should not condemn all Ragheads for "Some people doing stuff" in France today...

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (mrJNc)

100 You want to display bravery then fight against the IDF. Murdering unarmed civilians is some cowardly shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)

All terrorists are cowards.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (GYqb1)

101 Apparently a citizen in attendance objected immediately and asked for a brief moment of prayer and a city council member responded with the equivalent of "Sorry, we've already completed the invocation".
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:41 PM (TN0g

The invocation? They invoked satan. Who thought that was a great idea?

Posted by: Emmie at October 07, 2026 05:50 PM (BPiQp)

102 I can only hope PDJT just ignores the district judges and ramps up removing the vermin from our home.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 07, 2026 05:51 PM (nCTkv)

103 >>1% every year would work.

I would settle 2.5% every other year.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:51 PM (9n8wX)

104 As one who faced them in Iraq, I can tell yo they are shit against military force. Unless that military is also muzzie. Then they will incompetently fight each other to a draw.

What are you looking at me for?

Posted by: The Iranian Revolutionary Guard at October 07, 2026 05:51 PM (guGkK)

105 BruceWayne, soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at October

*nods sagaciously*

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 05:52 PM (YZ0Fo)

106 United was all in on DEI hiring, and made a point of it in their commercials. I haven't booked United since then.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 07, 2026 05:52 PM (GYqb1)

107 France could be headed to the first Muslim takeover or civil war

Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 05:52 PM (Ia/+0)

108 Apparently a citizen in attendance objected immediately and asked for a brief moment of prayer and a city council member responded with the equivalent of "Sorry, we've already completed the invocation".
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:41 PM (TN0g

I would have insisted on giving the Land Acknowledgment and boy, would it have been a doozy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:52 PM (guGkK)

109 107 France could be headed to the first Muslim takeover or civil war
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 05:52 PM (Ia/+0)

_____

Not hopeful...Frances traditional national white flag will become black, red and green soon.

Posted by: Cray Cray at October 07, 2026 05:53 PM (nCTkv)

110 A month of union dues is worth more than 200 passengers on a plane.

Got it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 05:54 PM (GXElQ)

111 If I may go OT for a second...

They could've at least picked a name for the hurricane that on-air meteorologists can pronounce without stumbling all over it.

Screw the Spanish shit. I'm just going to call it "Isaiah" and be done with it.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 07, 2026 05:54 PM (J4Dwc)

112 I am a bit pissed off that the Ukranians keep targeting Oil Infrastructure.

NATO apparently wants to put pressure on the Trump Administration and hurt his party in the mid-terms.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:56 PM (9n8wX)

113 "hey, we landed a plane upside down, but at least we landed." The All Female Endeavor Airline
Posted by: illiniwek
Denzel Washington did too!" Posted by: BruceWayne

I saw that movie, but I'm thinkin' he inverted to correct a mechanical failure, but then corrected to land on the wheels. (while slightly drunk?).

That is the difference between men and women, imo. Men (testosterone) rise to the task, women freak out under pressure (in general, not all men or all women, obviously).

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 05:56 PM (vbXSk)

114 109 107 France could be headed to the first Muslim takeover or civil war
Posted by: Skip at October 07, 2026 05:52 PM (Ia/+0)

_____

Not hopeful...Frances traditional national white flag will become black, red and green soon.
Posted by: Cray Cray at October 07, 2026 05:53 PM (nCTkv
*****
But what about me?

Posted by: Lbqtb2 flag at October 07, 2026 05:56 PM (Wt1Rs)

115 I'm still waiting for the first great Somali entertainer to appear. Where's the Somali Margaret Cho?
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (TN0g+)

That’s suggesting that Margaret Cho is a great entertainer.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 07, 2026 05:56 PM (RO8Uk)

116 Isha'yahu?

Posted by: 88C+u at October 07, 2026 05:57 PM (sDWtc)

117 Blackhawk Down: Minnesota. Somalis are the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at October 07, 2026 05:57 PM (VyD10)

118 Pecan Sandies

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 05:57 PM (Cqx++)

119
I would have insisted on giving the Land Acknowledgment and boy, would it have been a doozy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 05:52 PM (guGkK)

__________

We are meeting on land a dirty band of heathen savages squatted upon without right or title until civilized white Christians arrived to redeem it and make it prosperous.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 05:57 PM (eRlcH)

120 That’s suggesting that Margaret Cho is a great entertainer.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

She's at least as good as Tig Nataro.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 05:57 PM (YZ0Fo)

121 107 France could be headed to the first Muslim takeover or civil war...

“Qu’ils mangent de la brioche”

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 07, 2026 05:57 PM (mrJNc)

122 Pecan Sandies
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 05:57 PM (Cqx++)

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An underrated cookie

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 07, 2026 05:58 PM (2UnvF)

123 Gazans killed kidnapped indiscriminately.
Waiting on the French.
They're like sheep.

Posted by: torabora at October 07, 2026 05:58 PM (Wt1Rs)

124 Same thing going in France is also happening in Brussels.

It's obviously a coordinated attack. Violence from muslims installed in the west is amping up.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)

125 >> I'm still waiting for the first great Somali entertainer to appear.

I found Bananas and Rice Girl to be pretty entertaining.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:58 PM (9n8wX)

126 115 I'm still waiting for the first great Somali entertainer to appear. Where's the Somali Margaret Cho?
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (TN0g+)

The Somali Jenna Jameson.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 05:59 PM (Sco7b)

127
The Somali Jenna Jameson.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 05:59 PM (Sco7b)

__________

*runs from room with hand over mouth*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 06:00 PM (eRlcH)

128 “Qu’ils mangent de la brioche”

Posted by: Jackson K. at October 07, 2026 05:57 PM (mrJNc)

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Allow me to translate. He said management has plucked the feathers from your bread.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 07, 2026 06:00 PM (2UnvF)

129 Iced sand

Where are you going to get ice in Somalia?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 07, 2026 06:00 PM (RO8Uk)

130 Where are you going to get ice in Somalia?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 07, 2026 06:00 PM (RO8Uk)

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At the 7 Eleven. Duh

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 07, 2026 06:01 PM (2UnvF)

131 "Somali Aspiring Doctor and/or Engineer Arrested for Plotting to Shoot Up the Mall of America for ISIS"

The benefits of diversity just keep getting better!

Is this one the fault of guns or Trump?

Posted by: Ripley at October 07, 2026 06:02 PM (PTDkx)

132 Somali women have undergone genital mutilation. Probably wouldn't be good pron stars.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:02 PM (t9883)

133 Apparently some of you have never read the sidebar titled "Greatest Hitjobs". Some of Ace's greatest work resides there.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 06:03 PM (TN0g+)

134 115 I'm still waiting for the first great Somali entertainer to appear. Where's the Somali Margaret Cho?
Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 05:38 PM (TN0g+)

The Somali Jenna Jameson.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 05:59 PM (Sco7b)
——

JJ was a slut and literal whore. I assume there are a lot of Somali whores. They may not look like JJ, but they will undercut her prices by large amount! JJ no longer charges $20 for a blowjob, ya know?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 07, 2026 06:03 PM (VghP0)

135 The FBI arrest sounds like it's from their standard playbook, i.e. the "find some sub-literate moron and incite them to do something so's we can issue a grandiose press release congratulating ourselves for stopping a terrorist plot" chapter.

Gotta justify that sweet sweet budget, no?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 07, 2026 06:03 PM (lfNXu)

136 Seems contageous.

@nypost 1m
Mom had heated argument with husband before allegedly stabbing him and 2 young kids, witness says

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 06:03 PM (nEUC6)

137 17 Has anyone done a scientific study as to why the Amish are so prone to violence and crime?
Posted by: Dr. Dre

I'll ask my sister. She's surrounded by them. Who knew 'The Children of the Corn' was a documentary!!

/s

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 07, 2026 06:03 PM (sAmhv)

138
The Somali Jenna Jameson.

Peter Parker's boss?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 06:03 PM (Cqx++)

139 I'm still waiting for the first great Somali entertainer to appear.

I found Bananas and Rice Girl to be pretty entertaining.
Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 05:58 PM (9n8wX)
——

‘Meh’

— Rachel Jeantel

Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 07, 2026 06:04 PM (VghP0)

140 Iman is a Somali. She and Bowie had a home above Woodstock, about 15 miles from me. Saw them once, she's still real purty

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:04 PM (t9883)

141 If the USA had not imported so
many third world scum bags and allowed illegal aliens in to our country for 50 years, I wonder what our country would look like?

We would be homogenous and for the most part doing a lot better, both culturally and economically.

Suicidal empathy and virtue signaling by leftists and communists has absolutely ruined our country and future.

So many dead Americans for no reason, fraud, crime, drug addicted and mentally ill young people.

DEI has been a horrible mistake and the citizens get to pay for its costs. We did not ask for this. But we are paying the price.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 07, 2026 06:05 PM (rg/w7)

142 You know, Marie Antoinette never said “Let them eat cake.” That was a quip by Voltaire attributed to Maria Thérèse, ruler of the Hapsburg Dominions.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 07, 2026 06:05 PM (RO8Uk)

143 "You want to display bravery then fight against the IDF. Murdering unarmed civilians is some cowardly shit.
Posted by: JackStraw
All terrorists are cowards." Posted by: tcn in AK

Cowardly or not, when Islam has a few million suicide bombers/killers, and millions more that will scam any system, and murder/rape/threaten from within, then Islam has a system that can take down altruistic "peaceful" nations that are not prepared for their barbarity.

When "kill them all" is the plan, killing the unprepared civilians and domestic structures works pretty well, as we see in Europe, or Minnesota

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 06:06 PM (vbXSk)

144 >>She and Bowie had a home above Woodstock, about 15 miles from me. Saw them once, she's still real purty

He also had a really nice place not quite between Oneonta and Cooperstown. One a pretty large parcel of land.

Posted by: garrett at October 07, 2026 06:06 PM (9n8wX)

145 Somali Aspiring Doctor and/or Engineer Arrested for Plotting to Shoot Up the Mall of America for ISIS ???

Isis is one of the most important goddesses of ancient Egypt. Why would these people try to do something for a Goddess ??

They are not Greek ?? They are "Mostly Peaceful" Pro Palestine protesters ...

Duh.... And Trump calls me an idiot !!!!!!!!

Cackle .... Cackle ...... Cackle .......

Posted by: Kami Harris at October 07, 2026 06:06 PM (jGtoG)

146 murder is okay now, but if I call a man in a dress a man it's like murder and I should be murdered.

Yeah, this is going to work out great.

Posted by: 29Victor at October 07, 2026 06:07 PM (0MjtC)

147 >>she's still real purty

Disagree. Her forehead is suitable as an IMAX screen

Posted by: one hour sober at October 07, 2026 06:08 PM (J4Dwc)

148 So the FBI had been communicating with him for two full years. At what point was he radicalized? Did the FBI informant egg him on to become radicalized? If that’s the case, is that considered entrapment? I’d love to see these messages.

This investigation was started while Biden was president, so the "corrupt FBI groomed him" argument makes no sense. Up until Trump 2 the FBI was the most reliable LE org in the country

wonder if they waited till he was 18 to move forward with charges? Instead of identifying someone to save with intervention as a youth with the right support

How shit must your life be to want to pledge allegiance to isis and plan something like this? Dude was born and raised here too wtf.

I guarantee there will be zero poll impact because of this. Especially with how the current news cycle works now it'll probably be forgotten by the weekend.

Do we have any corroboration from a reliable source? Or is this yet another case of the DOJ making things up and dropping charges later?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 07, 2026 06:08 PM (tM78k)

149 Who would have thought importing masses of pirates into your state would result in massive fraud and (potential) terrorism?

Baffling, really.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 06:09 PM (4KUe5)

150 JJ was a slut and literal whore. I assume there are a lot of Somali whores. They may not look like JJ, but they will undercut her prices by large amount! JJ no longer charges $20 for a blowjob, ya know?
Posted by: Elric the Blade at October 07, 2026 06:03 PM (VghP0)

So, I seem to remember Madonna saying she'd give blow jobs for Hillary votes...

Did she evah deliver? I wonder if someone could sue for breach of promise...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2026 06:09 PM (mP0Kj)

151 And here we have another violent anti semetic
Nutcase . Haverford College professor threatening his Jewish college and doxing him.

https://tinyurl.com/4wtvy7av

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 06:09 PM (JrHfD)

152 29
Where are the Somali-themed fast food chains?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 05:31 PM (0sNs1)

___________

Our menu

Sand
Fried sand
Whipped sand
Fricaseed sand
Sand with salt water sauce
Sand soufflé

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 05:33 PM (eRlcH)

Eggs, sand, sand, sand, spam, sand, sand and cheese.

Posted by: a.moron at October 07, 2026 06:09 PM (X5Jzz)

153 132 Somali women have undergone genital mutilation. Probably wouldn't be good pron stars.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:02 PM (t9883)

Ayaan described the procedure.

Sadly, I'm sure there's a market....

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 06:10 PM (Sco7b)

154 149 Who would have thought importing masses of pirates into your state would result in massive fraud and (potential) terrorism?

Baffling, really.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 06:09 PM (4KUe5)

And not even good COOL Pirates with Parrots and Hats!

But then agin, Jack Sparrow was NOT the sharpest tool in the six pack... maybe he WAS actually from Somaliland?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2026 06:11 PM (mP0Kj)

155 Dang, Redditors are so close to getting it!

Why would someone born and raised in prosperous America ally with isis? Think, think, think, what could it be????

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 06:11 PM (4KUe5)

156 And not even good COOL Pirates with Parrots and Hats!

But then agin, Jack Sparrow was NOT the sharpest tool in the six pack... maybe he WAS actually from Somaliland?
Posted by: Romeo13 at

He was pretty crafty.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 06:11 PM (YZ0Fo)

157 The Congolese migrant who beat the Swedish off-duty policeman

-
Better to beat an off duty policeman than to beat off a policeman.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 06:12 PM (ndZc7)

158
Home from the People's Republic of Denver. Got a dinner date with Smash, afterwards we are seeing Five Finger Death Punch.

Tomorrow I report to the cardiologist to find out how fucked I am with this heart murmur. A prayer would be deeply appreciated.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2026 06:12 PM (71YP+)

159 Dang, Redditors are so close to getting it!

Why would someone born and raised in prosperous America ally with isis? Think, think, think, what could it be????
Posted by: Lizzy at

Festive lil hats!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 07, 2026 06:12 PM (YZ0Fo)

160 Trump should rebrand it as The Mall of Somalia.

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 06:12 PM (ls2v0)

161 Somali Aspiring Doctor and/or Engineer Arrested for Plotting to Shoot Up the Mall of America for ISIS ???

***
I just finished Stephen Hunter's SoftTarget, a thriller from 2011 with exactly that plot. Well, he calls it "America's Mall," and develops it so that it sounds unlike the real one. But the story features twelve Somalians, brought in by an imam under the direction of . . . well, that's a surprise. It's what Die Hard III should have been. And there is even a nod to the original film.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 07, 2026 06:13 PM (wzUl9)

162 The French do the "this is fine" meme:

https://tinyurl.com/j2ttkwcw

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 07, 2026 06:13 PM (JzUSu)

163 This investigation was started while Biden was president, so the "corrupt FBI groomed him" argument makes no sense. Up until Trump 2 the FBI was the most reliable LE org in the country

Wait... the same FBI who framed Gen Flynn? Who set up the Jan 6 folks...

Oh... wait... reliable agents of the DEMOCRAT Pahty!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 07, 2026 06:13 PM (mP0Kj)

164 >> Up until Trump 2 the FBI was the most reliable LE org in the country

Wow. How is it even possible to be this dumb and uniformed?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 06:13 PM (viF8m)

165 Where are you going to get ice in Somalia?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

They don't even have ice in Poland anymore. The lady with the recipe passed away.

Posted by: Insults For All Occasions at October 07, 2026 06:13 PM (EdP2u)

166 Shoot'em all and let allah sort it out?

It is coming to that, alas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 06:14 PM (dxtDq)

167 the FBI conducted what appears to have been a sting operation

-
If this is the way the US treats illegal aliens, it doesn't deserve to have any!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 06:14 PM (ndZc7)

168 Willowed:

Scammers have been selling food stamps for the money to buy what they really -- since the day after food stamps were invented. Decades ago.

I WILL have my double sugar-frosted Sugar Pops!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 07, 2026 06:15 PM (g48ZS)

169 The photo of the Dominican bike riders looks like the ride of the zombies.

Perhaps DHS should put bounties on them so Americans can make citizen's arrests and meet them at a cattle car bound for a C-130 transport plane.

Stack 'em like cordwood as who cares? Certainly not me.

Enough! We are not the pussified UK or Europe! Be gone!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 07, 2026 06:15 PM (hzuYO)

170
I imagine that one of the violent street muggers is a Doctor, and the other, an Engineer.

--------------

"They were collaborating with F. Joe Biden and on the verge of a cure for cancer, h8r! YOU PEOPLE are now responsible for millions of unnecessary deaths each year ..."

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 06:16 PM (ls2v0)

171 Has anybody mention the gold Trump statue unveiled in the EU HQ lobby?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 07, 2026 06:16 PM (l26NL)

172
JJ was a slut and literal whore.

___________

She said she had converted to Christianity, though she had previously converted to Judaism, so who knows. So, until such time that becomes implausible I'm willing not to comment further.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 06:16 PM (eRlcH)

173 After listening to several Christian apologists debate Muslims, Im convinced Islam is the religion of those who have either 1) been restrained from reading their own Koran and other binding documents, or 2) A low IQ and no intellectual curiosity.

Posted by: LASue at October 07, 2026 06:17 PM (lCppi)

174 158
Home from the People's Republic of Denver. Got a dinner date with Smash, afterwards we are seeing Five Finger Death Punch.

Tomorrow I report to the cardiologist to find out how fucked I am with this heart murmur. A prayer would be deeply appreciated.
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2026 06:12 PM (71YP+)

It's interesting how many of us are inmates of the great state of Coloradifornia. What part you in? (I'm in a nasty little Fort Collins suburb.)

Hoping your cardio gives you good news...

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 07, 2026 06:17 PM (lfNXu)

175 The amazing part about the arrests, the threats and gang shootings are that they are occurring right before the midterms. Independents are watching and thinking "the Republicans are stupid , but the Dems are insane". Either they vote R or don't vote.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 06:17 PM (t9883)

176 “Did the FBI groom him?”
“Did they radicalize him to entrap him?”

OMG, soooooooo close to getting it.
Now apply this to the Whitmer “assassination plot” op and J6, both investigations led by the same FBI guy.

Yes, yes they do groom and entrap. Maybe more than with your precious immigrants.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 06:18 PM (4KUe5)

177 Home from the People's Republic of Denver. Got a dinner date with Smash, afterwards we are seeing Five Finger Death Punch.

You'll enjoy FFDP.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 06:18 PM (9SiAB)

178

It's interesting how many of us are inmates of the great state of Coloradifornia. What part you in? (I'm in a nasty little Fort Collins suburb.)
Hoping your cardio gives you good news...
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts

We live in North Alabama, just a work trip this week to Denver. Will be back around Veteran's day, but in Colorado Springs

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 07, 2026 06:19 PM (71YP+)

179 After listening to several Christian apologists debate Muslims, Im convinced Islam is the religion of those who have either 1) been restrained from reading their own Koran and other binding documents, or 2) A low IQ and no intellectual curiosity.
Posted by: LASue

3) Pure f*cking evil.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 06:19 PM (ndZc7)

180 The Congolese migrant who beat the Swedish off-duty policeman Christian Zedig to death in a FIFA World Cup fan zone in Copenhagen was sentenced to 1 year.

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He was a ~~Maryland~~ Danish Man.

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 06:19 PM (ls2v0)

181 After listening to several Christian apologists debate Muslims, Im convinced Islam is the religion of those who have either 1) been restrained from reading their own Koran and other binding documents, or 2) A low IQ and no intellectual curiosity.
Posted by: LASue at October 07, 2026 06:17 PM (lCppi)
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Those are not mutually exclusive premises. Both are largely true.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D)

182 It's interesting how many of us are inmates of the great state of Coloradifornia. What part you in? (I'm in a nasty little Fort Collins suburb.)
Hoping your cardio gives you good news...
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts

Mesa County.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 07, 2026 06:20 PM (ndZc7)

183
He was a Maryland Danish Man.
Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 06:19 PM (ls

Speaking of Maryland man I see his lawyer is still fighting in court for him... Who pays for these lawyers ?.... Never mind

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 06:21 PM (+gK6I)

184 The doctors joke is even worse, given Bin Laden’s 2nd in command was a doctor. It’s not unusual for Islamic radical leaders to by highly trained professionals.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 07, 2026 06:21 PM (4KUe5)

185 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 06:21 PM (9SiAB)

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