Minnesota Under Siege By, Get This, Somali Gangsters

See video here of tribal gangsters brazenly shooting automatic weapons in the suburbs. They're not running. They know no one will come to chase them.

I can't believe it.

Of all the things I can't believe this is the most can't believiest.

The Somali gangbangers shot up a couple of towns right after a community meeting to air grievances about the Somali gangsters shooting up towns.

It's completely unbelievable.

Gunfire in Eden Prairie, Bloomington follows Edina 'gun violence' community meeting
Sources told Alpha News that the shootings in Eden Prairie and Bloomington were also related to Somali gangs.

I am nonplussed. I have shed of all of my plusses.

A community meeting was held at Edina City Hall Monday night to discuss recent violent incidents in the city and surrounding areas.
The recent incidents include shots fired on the campus of Edina's Our Lady of Grace church and school late last month, which the police chief later said involved Somalis, and a double shooting at Eden Prairie High School's homecoming game this past Friday, which that city's police chief later confirmed was Somali gang violence.

The deuce you say. The absolute deuce!

Hours after the meeting ended, Eden Prairie police confirmed that shots had been fired in yet another incident in their city Monday night.
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Additionally, police are investigating a shooting in Bloomington that took place early Tuesday. Sources say that shooting was also related to Somali gangs.

For serious? This doesn't sound like the invaders from a warlord-controlled degenerate third-world hellscape of constant tribal warfare that I know.

Monday's community meeting in Edina, framed as a "community conversation addressing gun violence," began with a long prologue from Mayor Jim Hovland acknowledging the "Somali youth gang-type problem" in the metro area. Hovland followed up with comments about a potential "community cohesion problem" and urged people to avoid associating the violence with other people with Somali identity. "Somali families and other residents are understandably concerned" over being stereotyped or targeted, Hovland said.

Well that's the most important thing, worrying that the people causing the gangster shooting epidemic will be blamed for causing the gangster shooting epidemic. Let's not solve the gangster shooting epidemic, let's put all of our effort into making sure the people causing the gangster shooting epidemic don't feel bad about causing the gangster shooting epidemic.

One of the police chiefs from that video I linked at the top of the post stated that the Somali Gangster Shooting Epidemic isn't about poverty -- he said the "youths" shooting up neighborhoods live in "$3500 a month apartments" or in homes "worth more than my mortgage."

It's also not about money or drugs, surprisingly.

He says it's just about "social media beefs." Another way to say this is that foreign invaders come from a place where it expected and valorized that "youths" will form violent gangs to war with other violent gangs over nothing except position and advantage and reputation, and that Minnesota has imported the Somali warlord-and-gang problem.

What's amazing is that Doctors and Engineers would descend into such wanton violence.

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Members of the public lined up to comment and were given about three minutes each to speak. Several Somali or East African commenters said they lived in the area and were also concerned about the violence. However, some wondered why officials were using the word "Somali" in connection to the gang violence and asked officials stop using the word Somali. They also asked for more investment in Somali youth through programs and funding as a potential curb to the violence.

Oh, the Somalis want state "funding." Again, I am open-mouthed in disbelief as if smacked in the face with a frozen carp.

Other commenters included a married couple who are Edina school bus drivers, one of whom stated he believed the violence was due to "spillover" from Minneapolis crime, which was "brought on by the sanctuary policies of Gov. [Tim] Walz."

That's as racist as it is true.

Local police want to take more aggressive measures-- but the Somali Criminal Protection Racket that is the Hennepin County government refuses.

*Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher is backing calls for a regional task force to address Somali gang violence in the Twin Cities.
*Fletcher criticized Hennepin County leaders as he pushed for a stronger regional response to recent gang violence.
* Fletcher said law enforcement needs to arrest more suspected gang members to send a message that shootings and violence will not be tolerated.
ST. PAUL, Minn. (FOX 9) - Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher threw his support behind a regional task force to tackle Somali gang violence while blaming weak prosecution of crime for letting the issue fester, specifically calling out Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty.
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Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher is calling for a regional law enforcement task force to address what he describes as Somali gang violence across the Twin Cities.
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The sheriff made it clear that the individuals responsible for the violence are a small fraction of the greater Somali community.
"I've told you the number is about 300," said Sheriff Fletcher. "We sent 250 letters to known gang members for the state fair. That number still is a good number, but we need to arrest a big chunk of these kids and send a message to the groups as a whole that we're not going to tolerate this type of shooting and violence. And I do want to I want to mention this number again, because this gets really politically contorted. We're talking about a small number of 300 children. There are over 100,000 Somalis living in Minnesota."
Fletcher explained that arresting even just 50 of the estimated 300 gang members would "dramatically" cut crime. He says he'd like to see 25 of those 50 face federal RICO charges.
"We have to be honest, right?" added Ramsey County Deputy Jama Shine. "We do have a gang problem. We do have a Somali gang problem, and we know who these kids are. We know their parents. We know where they live. They're very mobile, and they're causing a lot of problems in the community. I have to say this, the Somali community are not the first immigrants that dealt with gang issues, right? If you look at the 80s and the 90s. The Hmong community, Asian communities, and the only way to overcome it is to address the issue."

This problem, like so many others, begins with an arrogant, ideological fanatical woke white lesbian with a body type resembling a beer truck.

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The sheriff also called out Hennepin County leaders for not taking enough action to confront the gang violence.
Specifically, he mentioned Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty and Hennepin County Sheriff Dawanna Witt. For Moriarty, the sheriff questioned whether the county attorney's policy on young offenders was effective.

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"I don't actually think it would take any money myself," said Sheriff Fletcher. "It takes commitment. You know, the commitment we made in Ramsey County to retask some of these bodies. Hennepin County Sheriff's Office, we need Dawanna Witt to commit to this project. It cannot succeed over there if the Hennepin County Sheriff's Office doesn't put bodies into this mix, because they're the biggest agency over there."
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Hennepin County Sheriff Dawanna Witt fired back at Sheriff Fletcher's comments during a press conference Tuesday afternoon in Bloomington. Witt was speaking about a shooting early that morning that police believe was also connected to gang violence.
Sheriff Witt said her department had already repurposed two task forces to focus on gangs that were working to provide information to regional partners. Speaking Tuesday, she told Fletcher to mind his own business.
"He just has a habit of talking about stuff he don't know nothing about," Sheriff Witt said. "He never called me and asked me that question. So just because he doesn't know doesn't mean it's not happening. So he shouldn't mind Ramsey County business."

Rich McHugh
@RichMcHugh
12h
EXCLUSIVE: 'We need honesty'
There have been 3 Somali gang shootings in the past 4 days in Minnesota. Elected officials say there are no Somali gangs here, and yet, Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher says there have been a hundred shootings and 14 Somali gang-related deaths in the last year. He's created a unit devoted to Somali gangs, and brought us inside.
Several of his deputies are Somali. Deputy Jama Shine tells me "I'm from the community. This case doesn't represent me. It doesn't represent our community. We need it to stop, and we need to hold them accountable."
Sheriff Fletcher @RamseySheriff likens the situation to what's happened in Europe: "we better work our butts off right now to fix this problem in the Somali community, or we are going to launch into a 200-year legacy that won't be unlike what some of the European countries are seeing."

🚨 BREAKING OVERNIGHT: SOMALI-involved double SHOOTING in Minnesota at a high school homecoming game
Reportedly a HUGE SOMALI GANG ISSUE plaguing the region and American citizens are furious
This is insane. We are losing our PEACEFUL COMMUNITIES to foreign invaders who are acting just the same as they do in Somalia
Keep the deportations surging! https://t.co/t7VNpIQQS4
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) October 3, 2026

EXCLUSIVE: �We need honesty�
There have been 3 Somali gang shootings in the past 4 days in Minnesota. Elected officials say there are no Somali gangs here, and yet, Ramsey County Sheriff Bob Fletcher says there have been a hundred shootings and 14 Somali gang-related deaths in the last year. He�s created a unit devoted to Somali gangs, and brought us inside.
Several of his deputies are Somali. Deputy Jama Shine tells me �I'm from the community. This case doesn't represent me. It doesn't represent our community. We need it to stop, and we need to hold them accountable.�
Sheriff Fletcher @RamseySheriff likens the situation to what�s happened in Europe: �we better work our butts off right now to fix this problem in the Somali community, or we are going to launch into a 200-year legacy that won't be unlike what some of the European countries are seeing."
— Rich McHugh (@RichMcHugh) October 7, 2026

WATCH: Edina residents speak out amid recent Somali gang violence
"I don't go shopping at the Lunds to get shot at. I don't go to workout to get shot at. My two daughters that workout there have a rule now that when it comes to gym time, I'm with them," said one resident who listed off some of the violent incidents in the city in recent years.
— Alpha News (@AlphaNews) October 6, 2026

Oh, this is fun: Remember that Minnesota "sports journalist" who got fired from her TV gig? The severe-looking lesbian who looks like a transgender Egon Spengler?

She says the only real problem here is the "stereotyping."

KARE 11 (NBC Minneapolis) runs segment about recent Somali gang violence. The main worry?
"Stereotyping."
Because, of course.
The story is framed by woke host Jana Shortal as a conversation on "gun violence."
As always.
The segment features a (presumably) Somali man at Edina city meeting: "Gangs are gangs. So please, let's not mention the Somali name."
Sheriff�s Deputy counters: "Just being honest doesn't mean we're targeting or stereotyping our community."
Reporter makes sure to hammer the Somali victim angle: "But that hasn't stopped some from stereotyping..."
Local Minneapolis media is now running entire segments bringing the Norm meme to life.
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) October 7, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM

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1 IT FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:09 PM (iFTx/)

2 St

Posted by: Clay at October 07, 2026 12:10 PM (K8yzK)

3 https://___flip.com/i/b2xb6u

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 12:11 PM (l3cgK)

4 Tim Walz is coming over for bubblegum and to kick ass!
And he's all out of bubblegum!

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 07, 2026 12:12 PM (Sco7b)

5 Damn...link redacted by Pixy...

https://tinyurl.com/3f8ve7sv

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 12:12 PM (l3cgK)

6 I nood'd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 12:12 PM (/THgZ)

7 Somalis are much worse than the Jets and Sharks.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 12:13 PM (vbXSk)

8 Behold, the bucket in which I carry the fucks I have left to give about stupid leftists getting what they clearly have coming to them. Consider the bucket, note its vast emptiness, contemplate the utter lack of anything vaguely resembling one fuck in this bucket.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 12:13 PM (oqH4h)

9 Sheriff Witt sounds like a sub-wit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2026 12:13 PM (k5CNB)

10 As if "doctors and engineers" should be reassuring.

Some of the worst perps in history have been doctors and engineers.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at October 07, 2026 12:13 PM (4c2RO)

11 These rogue states need to be gotten under control.

Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2026 12:14 PM (YwEeS)

12 Michele Tafoya is a 1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 12:14 PM (/THgZ)

13 So Rachel Maddow works for a local Minnesota TV station now?

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 12:14 PM (77rzZ)

14 Clean up at #188 needed on previous thread.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (TN0g+)

15 >> They also asked for more investment in Somali youth through programs and funding as a potential curb to the violence.

The only appropriate response to this is, fuck you.

And your mother.

Posted by: That Guy at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (Uh88k)

16 Quit using the word "Somali?"
Ok
Skinnies is a fine alternative.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (2WIwB)

17 De-naturalize and deport ALL of them. Air drop them back in their turd world shit hole.

Posted by: Butch at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (98xTj)

18 Yawn o well.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (gfHNg)

19 Just change the name: Minnesota to Mogadishu. Mogadishu Twins, Vikings may need some work. Waltz and Omar will sign off on it.

Posted by: pahound at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (hjiry)

20 Meh. Over 10 miles from me.

Posted by: fd at October 07, 2026 12:16 PM (vBD7W)

21
Hey they built Minnesota, so they get to set the rules or burn it down.

Tampon Tim and his clown A.G. said so.

Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 12:16 PM (Y8DZL)

22
What's amazing is that Doctors and Engineers would descend into such wanton violence

Fervent believers in "magic bullet" cancer cures, they are.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 07, 2026 12:16 PM (ixS3i)

23 16 Quit using the word "Somali?"
Ok
Skinnies is a fine alternative.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (2WIwB)

Somalimaniacs?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 12:16 PM (l3cgK)

24 Somalis are much worse than the Jets and Sharks.
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You mean they can't dance a lick?

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:16 PM (TN0g+)

25 Out: Prairie Home Companion
In: Scary Islam Gangbangin'

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 12:16 PM (Av6i5)

26 >> Specifically, he mentioned Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty and Hennepin County Sheriff Dawanna Witt.

Wow. Nobody saw that coming.

Posted by: That Guy at October 07, 2026 12:17 PM (Uh88k)

27 A potential curb to violence huh? You know what else is a potential curb to violence? Violence.

Posted by: fd at October 07, 2026 12:17 PM (vBD7W)

28 Oh come on! Roaming white gangs kill lots more people, right?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 12:17 PM (Cqx++)

29 Oh no! Whites in Minnesota are going to be profiling! Won't someone think of the gang members?!

Posted by: NR Pax at October 07, 2026 12:18 PM (OPGS/)

30 Michele Tafoya is a 1.
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She's a Olive Garden 7.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:18 PM (TN0g+)

31 *raises hand*

If we let the Somali gangs kill each other, won’t the problem solve itself? Sort of like a self sucking dick.

Posted by: That Guy at October 07, 2026 12:18 PM (Uh88k)

32 Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of squareheads.

Good luck, MN.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at October 07, 2026 12:18 PM (RWo4b)

33 And send Sheriff Witt along to keep them company.

Posted by: Butch at October 07, 2026 12:18 PM (98xTj)

34 Sounds insurrectiony to me.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2026 12:18 PM (3mtzY)

35 23 16 Quit using the word "Somali?"
Ok
Skinnies is a fine alternative.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (2WIwB)

Somalimaniacs?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 12:16 PM (l3cgK)

We are Somalimaniacs,
We commit fraud and up crime stats,
...

Posted by: Somalimaniacs at October 07, 2026 12:18 PM (l3cgK)

36 The Hennipen County Attorney, Moriarty, has said that she doesn't think incarceration is ever the answer to criminality. (Except for police officers or ICE--she's happy to put them in jail.)

Posted by: Dave at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (sbsMc)

37 27: And it has to be the kind of violence that leaves no room for retaliation because there are no more malefactors.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (OPGS/)

38 @RichMcHugh
12h

EXCLUSIVE: 'We need honesty'

Fine. Here you go.

Islam is incompatible with the West, and any practicing Muslims should be barred entry. Further, any practicing Muslims currently in the United States on visas or any other travel program shall be removed immediately.

Start there.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (gLYp7)

39 Elric continues to impress, like the cream of the crop Somali geniuses we import.

Posted by: Awesomeness On Display! at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (EdP2u)

40 36 The Hennipen County Attorney, Moriarty, has said that she doesn't think incarceration is ever the answer to criminality. (Except for police officers or ICE--she's happy to put them in jail.)

Posted by: Dave at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (sbsMc)

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Trump should be put in jail for his criminality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (RWrid)

41 Quit using the word "Somali?"

Go back to the old word: Lutherans.

Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (DKFMq)

42 Good. Maybe the voters will wake the fuck up and vote in the right people.

Posted by: sidney at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (Uy/WF)

43 Michele Tafoya is a 1.
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She's a Olive Garden 7.
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Actually, that rating violates one of my own rules: there are no 7s in any scale of 1-10, because 7 is a way of refusing to declare something an 8 ("good") or a 6 ("not that good").

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (TN0g+)

44 Nobody saw that coming.
Posted by: That Guy at October 07, 2026 12:17 PM (Uh88k)

Dawanna bet?

Posted by: Boswell at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (NTVPI)

45 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (2Ez/1)

46 "We sent 250 letters...

Yeah, but did you roll up your sleeves?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (3mtzY)

47 "The severe-looking lesbian who looks like a transgender Egon Spengler?"

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (JrHfD)

48 I bet they are Lutherans.

Posted by: PG at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (wRb1E)

49 After Atlanta, send the 50ft chickens there. Grab a nice halal meal.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (/THgZ)

50 42 Good. Maybe the voters will wake the fuck up and vote in the right people.

Posted by: sidney at October 07, 2026 12:19 PM (Uy/WF)

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Polling (spit) shows the senate race and governor's race close.

MN isn't actually that blue of a state. Kamala only won it by 3 and the legislature is almost even between the parties (Dems have a small majority).

A comparable state on the other side would be NC. But, Democrats treat NC as a fait accompli and theirs already in the senate race, and no one thought MN was worth fighting until a surprise series of polls showed the senate race close in the last few weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:21 PM (RWrid)

51 Who fucked that Rob Maddow guy to spawn Jana Shortal?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2026 12:21 PM (3mtzY)

52 Sheriff Fletcher spoke about the expensive, new vehicles these teen gang-members drove: BMW, Mercedes, Audi. Appalling.

Posted by: EveR at October 07, 2026 12:21 PM (rJD2P)

53 The execution of Nidal Hasan by firing squad will take place at Fort Hood, Texas on Thursday, December 3rd, 2026, at 1 p.m. CT.

https://x.com/SecArmy/status/2107637981528125857

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 07, 2026 12:21 PM (Y4uRa)

54 Lutheran Social Services of Minnesota and Catholic Charities were the primary religious organizations that facilitated the resettlement of Somalis in Minnesota. These faith-based nonprofits had extensive experience helping refugees establish themselves in the state, a foundation built during the earlier resettlement of Southeast Asian refugees in the 1970s and ’80s. They provided essential services such as housing, job placement, and mentorship, proving to the State Department that they could help new arrivals acclimate and become employed, which allowed them to sponsor large numbers of Somali refugees starting in the early 1990s.

Posted by: That Guy at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (Uh88k)

55 48 This clown? I often wonder how these trolls work. Bots? It's like every now and again, some totally rando troll pops up, takes a big steaming dump on his own face, and then is never seen again.

Lotsa people here think Bessent is great. Why was I chosen to bear the honor of being trolled by this incel? Just lucky I guess. The Blade, he has been called many things, but never a homosexual.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

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"Conservatives hate all gays, so if I inform this person that Bessent is gay, he'll hate Bessent and probably hate himself for having liked Bessent in the first place."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (RWrid)

56 Quit using the word "Somali?"
Ok
Skinnies is a fine alternative.

A friend from Minnesota, who told me about these attacks the other day, called them the "light-bulb-looking community".

Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (DKFMq)

57 We can't allow a few scattered incidents of gunfire, violence, and fraud deter us from our mission of importing Third World 60 IQ Light Bulb Heads.

Posted by: Lutheran Social Services at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (EdP2u)

58 Everywhere I have lived that has had a problem with a certain group shooting others from a similar group, there's always a little community gathering, and someone, usually a "community activist" or a preacher of some sort, or a mother with five kids who's now down to four, gets their face on the local news with a stop the violence speech. And you know what? The violence doesn't stop. But no one ever really asks why. Certainly not the local TV, because they have no incentive for it to stop, and really, no one else does either.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (QaH55)

59 My gob has been smacked, and my gast is completely flabbered.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (bFu5X)

60 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (RIvkX)

61 Sheriff Witt sounds like a sub-wit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 07, 2026 12:13 PM (k5CNB)

When she speaks, is the air filled with a cloud of carpet fibers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (i9VX2)

62 >> Lutheran Social Services of Minnesota and Catholic Charities

These are the people who should get the bill. And the scorn.

Posted by: That Guy at October 07, 2026 12:23 PM (Uh88k)

63 Good morning, first coffee here, just finished Mannix, missed the comments.

Hey, hey, ho, ho, all of Islam's got to go.

It may sound like an eighth grade pep rally but if we are to prosper as a nation it is one of the simple truths. In their world,
it's us or them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:23 PM (pMmVV)

64 The execution of Nidal Hasan by firing squad will take place at Fort Hood, Texas on Thursday, December 3rd, 2026, at 1 p.m. CT.

https://x.com/SecArmy/status/2107637981528125857
Posted by: SMH

Maybe hold the TXMoMe there and then?

Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 12:23 PM (77rzZ)

65 The violence doesn't stop. But no one ever really asks why. Certainly not the local TV, because they have no incentive for it to stop, and really, no one else does either.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 07, 2026 12:22 PM (QaH55)
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Because no one likes the truth that some cultures are better than other cultures.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 12:24 PM (RIvkX)

66 Lotsa people here think Bessent is great. Why was I chosen to bear the honor of being trolled by this incel? Just lucky I guess. The Blade, he has been called many things, but never a homosexual.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

Isn't it super cool how the instant you disagree with the left on anything at all, they resort to the most vile anti-gay screed imaginable. It seems, dare I say, homophobic.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 12:24 PM (gLYp7)

67 National Guard anyone?

Posted by: toddg at October 07, 2026 12:24 PM (s+SI3)

68 Afternoon Ace.
I can hear your average Edina liv "guns are bad , mkay".
Somalis commit fraud in the millions, and engage in crime and gang shootings. It's all the clans from Somalis bringing their shit here. Thx Barky, and Lutheran Services

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:24 PM (xfATr)

69 "Jana Shortel"? Can't fool me, that's Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (tUj8P)

70 Reap me.

Posted by: The Whirlwind at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (4NO2D)

71 Everywhere I have lived that has had a problem with a certain group shooting others from a similar group, there's always a little community gathering, and someone, usually a "community activist" or a preacher of some sort, or a mother with five kids who's now down to four, gets their face on the local news with a stop the violence speech. And you know what? The violence doesn't stop. But no one ever really asks why. Certainly not the local TV, because they have no incentive for it to stop, and really, no one else does either.
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It was better in the old westerns when an ex-gunfighter would move to town to start a church...and then after a couple of bad weeks strap on the 6-shooters and clean up the town.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (TN0g+)

72 no one thought MN was worth fighting until a surprise series of polls showed the senate race close in the last few weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:21 PM (RWrid)

The last four polls are
D+1
Tie
D+1.6
D+1

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (gLYp7)

73
Stake out Community Meeting on Somali Violence with snipers and a VERY permissive ROE.

Let nature take it's course.

Kick back on the porch with a beer in a Somali Gang-free world.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (y9nCu)

74 71 Reap me.

Posted by: The Whirlwind at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (4NO2D)

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"Are you male? Are you in my house?"
-Maine Kampf

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (RWrid)

75 Sheriff Fletcher spoke about the expensive, new vehicles these teen gang-members drove: BMW, Mercedes, Audi. Appalling.
Posted by: EveR at October 07, 2026 12:21 PM (rJD2P)

Clearly un-American. They should be driving Caddy's and Lincolns.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (i9VX2)

76 Which state is the biggest shithole?

Residents (like myself) of the various shitholes always think their own state is of course the shitholiest. But are the metrics to determine who is King of Shithole Mountain?

Nominees:

Minnesota -- Incalculable fraud, Somali gangs, heinous politicians, shit weather.
California -- The source of all bad ideas; super-majority of insane far-leftists means every lunatic bad policy they dream up instantly become state law, soon after copied by every other state.
Michigan -- Dearborn. Detroit. Nuff said.
New York -- New York City and everything it has become.
Colorado — Like California, but with snow.
Oregon — Wet hippies; failed hippie fantasies enacted as government mandates.
...among others.

Votes?

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Av6i5)

77 KARE 11 (NBC Minneapolis) runs segment about recent Somali gang violence.
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WTF is that creature in the vid?
Closer look : https://shorturl.at/oxIKn

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 12:26 PM (XeU6L)

78 Oh, the Somalis want state "funding." Again, I am open-mouthed in disbelief as if smacked in the face with a frozen carp.

Oddly specific.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 12:26 PM (6ydKt)

79 73 no one thought MN was worth fighting until a surprise series of polls showed the senate race close in the last few weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:21 PM (RWrid)

The last four polls are
D+1
Tie
D+1.6
D+1

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (gLYp7)

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"MN is a hotbed of corruption that has been uncovered publicly. Our nominee is strong. Their nominee is weak. We can win this!"
-no Republican ever, apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:26 PM (RWrid)

80 Minnesota has long had a reputation as a "nice" state. Maybe well intentioned, but horrible gangs are taking advantage. Minnesota leaders are paralyzed.

Lesson for other states and communities in this country. Enforce the law

Posted by: JM in Illinois at October 07, 2026 12:26 PM (PKL0q)

81 If we let the Somali gangs kill each other, won’t the problem solve itself? Sort of like a self sucking dick.
Posted by: That Guy

You'd think so, but I'm not sure they have any better aim than out native black gang members, which means they're more of a danger to innocent by-standers than they are to each other.

I still think the state should provide marksmanship classes so they actually start aiming at their targets.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 07, 2026 12:27 PM (vJrRc)

82 MN isn't actually that blue of a state. Kamala only won it by 3 and the legislature is almost even between the parties (Dems have a small majority).

MN is where the "Buick full of ballots" actually happened. If the cheating was nuked there it'd be a different ballgame.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 12:27 PM (tUj8P)

83 The somali tamale just shows how stupid minnesota democrats are and can be.

Enjoy dumbasses.

Posted by: Tim Walz, governor and chomo at October 07, 2026 12:27 PM (Al3kG)

84 "It's also not about money or drugs, surprisingly."

I suspect it is about money and drugs. It always is. That's how every gang that ever existed functions. The Somali cockroaches are no different.

Sure, there are intermural hatreds and tribal beefs going back to an ancient relative who raped a rival's goat without permission. But it's all against the backdrop of money and drugs (and other criminal activity). Just like any other gang.

Crips and Bloods were all American blacks and endlessly beefed and murdered each other. No Somali, Muslim, or immigrant motivations are needed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

85 Somalis are much worse than the Jets and Sharks.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 07, 2026 12:13 PM

How do you solve a problem like Mohammed....?*

*I know, wrong musical. I haven't seen West Side Story yet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 12:27 PM (bFu5X)

86 The solution is to make it illegal for people to talk about Somali Gang shootouts, naturally.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 07, 2026 12:27 PM (ssz2a)

87 If we let the Somali gangs kill each other, won’t the problem solve itself? Sort of like a self sucking dick.
Posted by: That Guy at October 07, 2026 12:18 PM (Uh88k)

All the shots that miss land in baby carriages full of white babies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:28 PM (i9VX2)

88 83 MN isn't actually that blue of a state. Kamala only won it by 3 and the legislature is almost even between the parties (Dems have a small majority).

MN is where the "Buick full of ballots" actually happened. If the cheating was nuked there it'd be a different ballgame.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 12:27 PM (tUj8P)

=======

What if the US DOJ actually means it this time when it comes to federal election monitors for the first time ever?

Harmeet Dhillon seems pretty serious about this stuff. Maybe she should get a job in the DOJ...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:28 PM (RWrid)

89 I can see Shortal being the worst of the worst Komissar. To the gulag with you .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:28 PM (xfATr)

90 Votes?

Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Av6i5)

You somehow left off of your list:

VA -- Ground zero for the writhing leviathan which wants only your destruction.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 07, 2026 12:28 PM (gLYp7)

91
What's their issue?

Smaller class sizes? More learing people to serve them?

Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 12:28 PM (Y8DZL)

92 Hennepin County Sheriff Dawanna Witt....
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1. A "fundamentally non-serious" selection

2. Law enforcement is always a (potential) *combat* position, and women don't belong in combat. As a result, women cannot be placed in combat leadership positions either.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (TN0g+)

93
I was told by a scrambled brain Sinnemoatan, that the diversity of restaurant offerings in West Mogadishu made all the attendant crime, fraud and other indignities "worth it".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (ixS3i)

94 Why do women like Jana Shortal wear vests? Is that a fashion thing that disappeared in the 80's or early 90's??

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (Oy/m2)

95 94
I was told by a scrambled brain Sinnemoatan, that the diversity of restaurant offerings in West Mogadishu made all the attendant crime, fraud and other indignities "worth it".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (ixS3i)

=======

"Alright, we'll deport all the diversity that doesn't work in restaurants."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (RWrid)

96 >>> 90 I can see Shortal being the worst of the worst Komissar. To the gulag with you .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:28 PM (xfATr)

It would probably cry like a little Che-bitch when killed, too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (3mtzY)

97 If there is a lesson here is that the time for people to drive these shitheads out of their communities was 25+ years ago.

The progs took advantage of the brief seemingly post-racial moment at the turn of the century to start jamming barbarians into our communities. You have to fight right at the start.

Posted by: heya at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (MRSnh)

98 This guy was clearly nervous about the cameras, but made great points. Video is less than 4 minutes:

https://tinyurl.com/mr3tz94h

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (Wt5PA)

99 >>The execution of Nidal Hasan by firing squad will take place at Fort Hood, Texas on Thursday, December 3rd, 2026, at 1 p.m. CT.

Hope they have popcorn from the DFAC.

The fatalities and their ranks/occupations were:
Michael Grant Cahill (Civilian Physician Assistant)
Libardo Eduardo Caraveo (Major)
Russell Gilbert Seager (Captain)
John Paul Gaffaney (Captain)
Juanita Lee Warman (Lieutenant Colonel)
Justin Michael DeCrow (Staff Sergeant)
Amy Sue Krueger (Staff Sergeant)
Frederick Greene (Specialist)
Jason Dean Hunt (Specialist)
Aaron Thomas Nemelka (Private First Class)
Michael Scott Pearson (Private First Class)
Francheska Velez (Private First Class; three months pregnant)
Kham See Xiong (Private First Class)

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (PBu3t)

100 I think it would be absolute kharmic justice if this Somali crap led Tafoya to victory in the Senate race. Thx Minnesota libs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (xfATr)

101 Minnesota has long had a reputation as a "nice" state. Maybe well intentioned, but horrible gangs are taking advantage. Minnesota leaders are paralyzed.

As someone who lived there a bit in the 90s, the "nice" was mostly in the passive-aggressive "I'll love you to your face and plot to shiv you behind your back" sense.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (tUj8P)

102 Votes?
Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM (Av6i5)
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California gets my vote. The other shitholes can largely be ignored but CA has a critical mass of retards that not only affect national policy but also export their retardation to all the other states and ruin otherwise-nice places.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (oqH4h)

103 If we let the Somali gangs kill each other, won’t the problem solve itself?

That doesn't cut off the flow of money to the gangs or the police, so they'll keep hiring and they'll keep overlooking.

Posted by: t-bird at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (DKFMq)

104 I'm sure none of those Somali deputies working on the gang unit tell their fellow Somalis the plans of the police to break up their gangs.

Right?

Posted by: Random PJ at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (+jscL)

105 101 I think it would be absolute kharmic justice if this Somali crap led Tafoya to victory in the Senate race. Thx Minnesota libs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (xfATr)

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They can have the senate seat.

The real prize in MN would be the governorship and a flip of the legislature.

Push through some reforms at the state level.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (RWrid)

106 Which state is the biggest shithole?
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*clasps hands overhead in victory pose*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (RIvkX)

107 Posted by: zombie at October 07, 2026 12:25 PM

Not even in the top 5? Your list is queeah.

- Massachusetts

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (bFu5X)

108 107 Which state is the biggest shithole?
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*clasps hands overhead in victory pose*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (RIvkX)

=

Wait...you're from Rhode Island?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (RWrid)

109 They like to talk about ‘gun violence’ until they are blue in the face and have has enough of blowing sunshine up each other’s asses.

What they don’t want to talk about is putting the cause of the ‘gun violence’, the ‘youths’, in jail until they’re 21 so they won’t be on the street causing ‘gun violence’.

That would be cruel.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (6ydKt)

110
"Again, I am open-mouthed in disbelief as if smacked in the face with a frozen carp."

LOL, Ace. Would be more MN if you subbed walleye for carp

Also, Hovland is not liked by the right of mind. Arrogant and smug.

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 12:32 PM (kX27y)

111 95 Why do women like Jana Shortal wear vests? Is that a fashion thing that disappeared in the 80's or early 90's??
Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (Oy/m2)

Two words: concealed carry

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 07, 2026 12:32 PM (wxsGM)

112 These Minnesota towns should try doubling the midnight basketball leagues.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 07, 2026 12:32 PM (E2K/A)

113 I blame the Lutherans. They bought them here.

BTW - that was an intentional typo. Bought, not brought.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 12:32 PM (dbZNM)

114 Just change the name: Minnesota to Mogadishu. Mogadishu Twins, Vikings may need some work. Waltz and Omar will sign off on it.
Posted by: pahound at October 07, 2026 12:15 PM (hjiry

Pirates.
Somali Pirates.
Scourge of the...well...nothing really. But they get headlines from time to time.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:32 PM (2WIwB)

115 >>>Of all the things I can't believe this is the most can't believiest.

I can't quit you, ace.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 12:32 PM (odBC9)

116 Nobody who has actually been to Somali is surprised.

Plus the Lutheran and Catholic Charities responsible for this invasion assured us this wouldn’t happen.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:33 PM (PBu3t)

117 95 Why do women like Jana Shortal wear vests? Is that a fashion thing that disappeared in the 80's or early 90's??
Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (Oy/m2)

on the other hand it may be a variation of the Massad Ayoob "shhot me first vest."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 07, 2026 12:33 PM (wxsGM)

118 BTW - that was an intentional typo. Bought, not brought.

Yup. Illegals have been quite profitable for Catholic, Luthern, and Jewish charities.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 12:33 PM (tUj8P)

119
A friend from Minnesota, who told me about these attacks the other day, called them the "light-bulb-looking community".
Posted by: t-bird

The Reddy Kilowatt gang.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 12:34 PM (Cqx++)

120
I was told by a scrambled brain Sinnemoatan, that the diversity of restaurant offerings in West Mogadishu made all the attendant crime, fraud and other indignities "worth it".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Deport! Deport! Deport! at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (ixS3i)

If you really want to fry a commie's brain, challenge them to justify "diversity" without mentioning restaurants or food trucks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 07, 2026 12:34 PM (y9nCu)

121 For those who didn't see it, Walz's daughter posted a picture of him running a marathon where he'd clearly peed his shorts. He doesn't even realize the women in his immediate family are running a humiliation ritual on him.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 12:34 PM (tUj8P)

122 Wait...you're from Rhode Island?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM

I don't believe that exists.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Westley at October 07, 2026 12:34 PM (bFu5X)

123 Wait...you're from Rhode Island?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (RWrid)

Make believe place.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 12:34 PM (/THgZ)

124 I can't believe that one would use the S-word in association with gang violence.

Posted by: S-word is the New N-word at October 07, 2026 12:34 PM (47/pr)

125 I think it would be absolute kharmic justice if this Somali crap led Tafoya to victory in the Senate race. Thx Minnesota libs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (xfATr)

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They can have the senate seat.

The real prize in MN would be the governorship and a flip of the legislature.

Push through some reforms at the state level.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (RWrid)
________

We might get all three.

I don't think Dems realize how livid up even center-left normals in MN are over getting gang-raped, literally and physically, by mutant foreign CHUDs and slimewhore maggots.

Then the Dums go and nominate a slate of creepy undesirables who epitomize what these normal voters most despise.

Maybe I'm I'm just wishcasting, but I think we win these races. I'm beginning to see flopsweat on many Democraps about these races. That's always a good sign.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

126 Minnesota is a failed state.

Posted by: Minuteman at October 07, 2026 12:36 PM (47/pr)

127 For those who didn't see it, Walz's daughter posted a picture of him running a marathon...
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In what decade was this supposed marathon? I don't believe for a second that it was anytime in the last 10 years?

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:36 PM (TN0g+)

128 Everyone knows that if you don't point out which groups are actively participating in violence and criminality, the problem goes away.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 07, 2026 12:36 PM (0U5gm)

129 Plus the Lutheran and Catholic Charities responsible for this invasion assured us this wouldn’t happen.
Posted by: Marcus T

Funny thing I heard about those - they're not actually associated with the church (anymore, if ever).

They've been skin-suited and at least one of them is run by a Muslim.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 07, 2026 12:36 PM (vJrRc)

130 Minnesota, Minneapolis in particular, is a haven for criminals of all kinds. George Floyd didn't end up there by accident after leaving the State Pen in Texas. Same for Hispanic criminals who get jailed elsewhere. I've seen a number of First 48 murder cases with criminals from OK or TX. There are generous welfare benefits and petty crime is winked at. Barney Fife was right!

Posted by: Nip It In The Bud! at October 07, 2026 12:36 PM (EdP2u)

131 116 >>>Of all the things I can't believe this is the most can't believiest.

I can't quit you, ace.
Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 12:32 PM (odBC9)

https://youtu.be/6d_wxEz1Cbg

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 07, 2026 12:36 PM (6ydKt)

132 If you go and minister to these people in their own land you have my undying respect. Bringing them and their savage, uncivilized ways here should be a criminal act. Especially when you do it for money.

Not much difference in my mind from the moneychangers that Jesus dealt with. Very angrily.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 12:36 PM (dbZNM)

133 In what decade was this supposed marathon? I don't believe for a second that it was anytime in the last 10 years?

The word "running" was likely doing some heavy lifting. I'd expect more like waddling.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 07, 2026 12:37 PM (tUj8P)

134 If they only issued weapons to the various police forces who were directed to use them with prejudice.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:37 PM (pMmVV)

135 Speaking of CHUD-fucking dumpster fires, I finally saw Poopergirl on 4K last night. Wow, just wow. Terrible all around. It's like not one single good decision was made in the entire production.

Shit concept, shit script, shit direction, shit CGI overkill, shit editing/continuity, shit wokeness, shit rip-off of GotG and Star Wars, and mostly shit casting. Not even Jason Mamoa could save this dumpster fire. The movie richly deserved its $150 million loss.

All this being said, the problem wasn't really casting the twit retard as SG. She actually wasn't that bad, and can act. The problem was the entire conception of SG for the movie. Who wants to watch a movie about a drunk, mumbling, depressed, mentally ill, semi-suicidal superhero? She's Supergirl, for fuck's sake.

I doubt anyone cares about SG as a stand-alone movie anyway. But whatever chance they had to make a SG movie that people might actually like, they bent it over and fucked it up the ass with the train wreck they made.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

136 126 Maybe I'm I'm just wishcasting, but I think we win these races. I'm beginning to see flopsweat on many Democraps about these races. That's always a good sign.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

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It won't be about normies.

It'll be about soft Democrat partisans just deciding that, nah, they can skip this election while soft Republican partisans are incensed enough about the state of the state to say, "yeah, I can make the effort."

Fingers crossed!

I mean, it'd be hilarious if 6pm election night, MSNOW is talking about the impending flip of Texas, but by 9pm, they're crying because MN and NH have fallen instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:37 PM (RWrid)

137 The fatalities and their ranks/occupations were:
Michael Grant Cahill (Civilian Physician Assistant)
Libardo Eduardo Caraveo (Major)
Russell Gilbert Seager (Captain)
John Paul Gaffaney (Captain)
Juanita Lee Warman (Lieutenant Colonel)
Justin Michael DeCrow (Staff Sergeant)
Amy Sue Krueger (Staff Sergeant)
Frederick Greene (Specialist)
Jason Dean Hunt (Specialist)
Aaron Thomas Nemelka (Private First Class)
Michael Scott Pearson (Private First Class)
Francheska Velez (Private First Class; three months pregnant)
Kham See Xiong (Private First Class)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (PBu3t)
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May their blood be avenged.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 12:38 PM (RIvkX)

138
Newport is nicer than Vermont this time of year.

Posted by: Auspex at October 07, 2026 12:38 PM (Y8DZL)

139 If by marathon, you mean Coach Timmy ran 50 yards. Yeah, I believe it.

Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 12:38 PM (Oy/m2)

140 and urged people to avoid associating the violence with other people with Somali identity.
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That's always the REAL issue.

Posted by: Barry Obama at October 07, 2026 12:39 PM (5EeHw)

141 >>>
Not much difference in my mind from the moneychangers that Jesus dealt with. Very angrily.

Posted by: Chairborne!...
--

Well, it is a different century.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:39 PM (pMmVV)

142 Michigan is really beautiful if you get rid of Detroit, Dearborn, Ann Arbor and get rid of the evil, crazy bitches in power.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 07, 2026 12:39 PM (Sco7b)

143 Black Hawk Down: Minneapolis

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 07, 2026 12:39 PM (VyD10)

144
They need to repatriate any family that has a gang member in it.

Yes, even if they were born here. We need to get creative to solve this problem thrust upon us by the Democrats and their treasonous actions.

I guarantee that shipping whole family back to Somalia with no chance to ever come back because of Little Junior Gang Lord would install proper discipline in the home for these a-holes.

If not, adios. Enjoy Somalia.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2026 12:40 PM (YSUhf)

145 Oh, look at this:

El-Sayed is taking the black vote for granted and the black leaders in Michigan aren't happy about it. They never got to meet with El-Sayed's campaign...but they have met with Rogers'.

https://x.com/IAPolls2022/status/
2107844836657156260/photo/1

That clear racial preference in the primary (black precincts overwhelmingly voted for Haley Stevens over El-Sayed) getting ignored in the general won't have negative consequences for Democrats, will it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:40 PM (RWrid)

146 I think it would be absolute kharmic justice if this Somali crap led Tafoya to victory in the Senate race. Thx Minnesota libs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (xfATr)

=======

They can have the senate seat.

The real prize in MN would be the governorship and a flip of the legislature.

Push through some reforms at the state level.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:31 PM (RWrid)
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The real REAL prize in MN would be the governorship, the AG office, and some legislature gains.

Keith Ellison - the Supreme Warlord hisself, is up for re-election.

Posted by: mrp at October 07, 2026 12:41 PM (rj6Yv)

147 Trump's muslim ban doesn't sound so silly anymore.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 12:41 PM (5EeHw)

148 If I didn't have family in MN, I'd say fuck em and let the state burn.

The state used to be pretty pro-gun. So this problem can be solved with 'community solutions'. I just suggest red dot optics for those solutions as they really help hit percentage.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (s1VwS)

149 If you really want to fry a commie's brain, challenge them to justify "diversity" without mentioning restaurants or food trucks.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

I bet that's why it was fashionable for a while to cancel white people who owned and worked in ethnic food trucks: to short cut the "just get a recipe book if you like the cuisine so much" anti-immigration argument.

"I want authentic cuisine and it's not authentic if it's not made by someone fresh off the boat"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (vJrRc)

150 I doubt anyone cares about SG as a stand-alone movie anyway. But whatever chance they had to make a SG movie that people might actually like, they bent it over and fucked it up the ass with the train wreck they made.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

Supergirl.
Like in the Justice League cartoons.

But Hollywood refuses that and ages her until her greatest enemy is menopause.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (Sco7b)

151 Many Catholic Charities operate as 501 c 3 organizations and are separate from the diocese in which they are resident. But they greatly coordinate with the church and operate under the Catholic Charities USA banner.

Don’t let anyone in the church tell you they are independent. They aren’t. They only say that because parishioners are pissed and told them to go fly a kite anytime they look for donations. The answer to that is never. So they resort to distortions.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (quOho)

152 146 The real REAL prize in MN would be the governorship, the AG office, and some legislature gains.

Keith Ellison - the Supreme Warlord hisself, is up for re-election.

Posted by: mrp at October 07, 2026 12:41 PM (rj6Yv)

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A governor who does the bare minimum to clean up elections in MN with a legislature to codify key elements and an AG to enforce it?

It would entertain me.

Let it be done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (RWrid)

153 Minnesota was one of those states that looked like it was trending Republican in the 2000's, but just seemed to take a hard left turn.

One would think with the Somali problem it would go even redder from fence sitter type voters, but I guess if Somalis can vote, that takes care of that problem.

Posted by: Sharpie at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (kaoZK)

154 We might need to send in Army Rangers to capture the Somali warlord terrorizing Edna.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (cWLG3)

155 142 Michigan is really beautiful if you get rid of Detroit, Dearborn, Ann Arbor and get rid of the evil, crazy bitches in power.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 07, 2026 12:39 PM (Sco7b)

It really is. Drove through the state, mostly the UP, this spring.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:43 PM (s1VwS)

156 El-Sayed is taking the black vote for granted and the black leaders in Michigan aren't happy about it. They never got to meet with El-Sayed's campaign...but they have met with Rogers'.
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I guess they know who can be shaken down and who can't.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 12:43 PM (5EeHw)

157 156 El-Sayed is taking the black vote for granted and the black leaders in Michigan aren't happy about it. They never got to meet with El-Sayed's campaign...but they have met with Rogers'.
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I guess they know who can be shaken down and who can't.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 12:43 PM (5EeHw)

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You have to ask people for their vote. It's the first step.

But it's mostly about how the black electorate in MI is going to be depressed. It's been obvious since the primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:43 PM (RWrid)

158 We should have the Albertans invade Minnesota and make it part of Alberta. Then make them a US territory.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (quOho)

159 Have they tried Midnight Basketball? That always works!

Posted by: Barry Soetero at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (V362x)

160 153 Minnesota was one of those states that looked like it was trending Republican in the 2000's, but just seemed to take a hard left turn.

One would think with the Somali problem it would go even redder from fence sitter type voters, but I guess if Somalis can vote, that takes care of that problem.
Posted by: Sharpie at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (kaoZK)

This is why the Somali were imported. That and the hatred of whiteness. MN was very pale.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (s1VwS)

161 >>>This doesn't sound like the invaders from a warlord-controlled degenerate third-world hellscape of constant tribal warfare that I know.

I am beginning to sense an air of sarcasm.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (UFAYb)

162 I brought them here to do this.

Posted by: The Lightworker at October 07, 2026 12:45 PM (Wt1Rs)

163 130 Plus the Lutheran and Catholic Charities responsible for this invasion assured us this wouldn’t happen.
Posted by: Marcus T

Funny thing I heard about those - they're not actually associated with the church (anymore, if ever).

They've been skin-suited and at least one of them is run by a Muslim.

Posted by: FeatherBlade
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If this is so why haven't those churches sued to have their name removed, to say the least.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:45 PM (pMmVV)

164 161 >>>This doesn't sound like the invaders from a warlord-controlled degenerate third-world hellscape of constant tribal warfare that I know.

I am beginning to sense an air of sarcasm.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (UFAYb)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:45 PM (RWrid)

165 We might need to send in Army Rangers to capture the Somali warlord terrorizing Edna.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (cWLG3)

What's Dog the Bounty Hunter doing these days?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:45 PM (i9VX2)

166 Stereotyping is the problem says walking stereotype.

Posted by: MJ at October 07, 2026 12:45 PM (XOmY9)

167 *I know, wrong musical. I haven't seen West Side Story yet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 12:27 PM (bFu5X)

"I just met a ghoul named Ilhan Omar..."

Posted by: Boswell at October 07, 2026 12:45 PM (NTVPI)

168 Don't we have our own, American gangbangers to push back on these types?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

169
I wish we had a 100 more like him.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 11:15 AM (iFTx/)

So you can hold a big gay orgy. Right, fag? Astrolubed to infinity. Opening buttholes with forceps. Homo Eyes Wide Shut. Amirite?
Posted by: COPS! at October 07, 2026 12:11 PM (nsBol)
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This clown? I often wonder how these trolls work. Bots? It's like every now and again, some totally rando troll pops up, takes a big steaming dump on his own face, and then is never seen again.

Lotsa people here think Bessent is great. Why was I chosen to bear the honor of being trolled by this incel? Just lucky I guess. The Blade, he has been called many things, but never a homosexual.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:20 PM

This is a safe space, Elric. No one here cares if you are gay.

Posted by: harvey milk's milk at October 07, 2026 12:46 PM (J6UL7)

170 Francheska Velez (Private First Class; three months pregnant)

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:30 PM (PBu3t)

Her last words were "My baby! My baby!"

The father of her child should get to be on the firing squad.

Posted by: pookysgirl, struggling to contain the rage at October 07, 2026 12:46 PM (Wt5PA)

171 154 We might need to send in Army Rangers to capture the Somali warlord terrorizing Edna.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Yes, my Dad is mild-mannered, but he's getting mighty angry.

Posted by: Edna Unger at October 07, 2026 12:46 PM (EdP2u)

172 We should have the Albertans invade Minnesota and make it part of Alberta. Then make them a US territory.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (quOho)

We have filthy Scumalians here, too. Balme Trudeau for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (i9VX2)

173 Minn still likes Klobuchar for some reason. The Dem Senate candidate , Flanagan, is a complete nutbag and Tafoya is running a good campaign. Flanagan could take the fall

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (xfATr)

174 95 Why do women like Jana Shortal wear vests? Is that a fashion thing that disappeared in the 80's or early 90's??
Posted by: dantesed at October 07, 2026 12:29 PM (Oy/m2)

Because plaid and Subaru's are so 90's?

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (Q/FnY)

175 I doubt anyone cares about SG as a stand-alone movie anyway. But whatever chance they had to make a SG movie that people might actually like, they bent it over and fucked it up the ass with the train wreck they made.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

Supergirl.
Like in the Justice League cartoons.

But Hollywood refuses that and ages her until her greatest enemy is menopause.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 07, 2026 12:42 PM (Sco7b)
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Yea, as part of a group of superheroes. Maybe.

Nobody cares enough about SG to see her in her own movie, and especially not when she's just a whiny, needy, woke female version of SM.

It's like they made an WNBA version of SG, but forgot that nobody watches the WNBA.

I strongly suspect the cameos of SM and the role of Lobo were added (or expanded) because the filmmakers realized at some point that nobody cares about SG in her own movie.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

176 Oh, this is fun: Remember that Minnesota "sports journalist" who got fired from her TV gig? The severe-looking lesbian who looks like a transgender Egon Spengler?

THIS is an insult to the revered Ghostbusters! and Harold Ramis in particular!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (Y/06r)

177 >>>'We need honesty'

You'd settle for a cessation of hostilities l.

You'll get vigilance committees.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:48 PM (UFAYb)

178 >> We have filthy Scumalians here, too. Balme Trudeau for that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (i9VX2)

It looks like the frogs from Quebec may beat you to independence. We may have to ask them. Although a lot of them are weird.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:48 PM (quOho)

179 You have to ask people for their vote. It's the first step.

But it's mostly about how the black electorate in MI is going to be depressed. It's been obvious since the primary.
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Same for TX.

If you hear about Souls to the Polls, that means the walking around money has been deployed.

Posted by: MJ at October 07, 2026 12:49 PM (XOmY9)

180 The New Mexico governor's race can be summed up over one issue. Greg Hull (R) wants to eliminate income taxes over the next couple years. Meanwhile Deb Haaland (Communist), who failed her bar exam and somehow managed to become Biden's Secretary of the Interior, wants to increase State spending on welfare/social programs, issue a few tax credits to people who are most likely are not paying taxes, and "lower costs." You can pretty much guess who's winning this race, and yes, she is going to be in complete disaster. In case you're curious how she ended up being the SOI, it's because she wears turquoise earrings and is a Navajo Nation member.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 07, 2026 12:49 PM (VyD10)

181 Susan Collins bitched slapped Troy jact beyond all reason in the debate last night. Even the Dems propaganda ministries are admitting it. Collins is a tough old broad

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:49 PM (xfATr)

182 These Somali gangsters living in $3500 apartments, driving Beamers, with no illicit trade; Where do they get there money?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:50 PM (pMmVV)

183 >>>Minnesota Under Siege By, Get This, Somali Gangsters

-->Minnesomali

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 12:50 PM (odBC9)

184 182 These Somali gangsters living in $3500 apartments, driving Beamers, with no illicit trade; Where do they get there money?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:50 PM (pMmVV)

From you and me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (s1VwS)

185 Wait a minute...they sent 250 letters to known gang leaders? If they know where to send the letter, why don't they send the paddy wagon instead?

I mean, surely a bunch of known gang leaders have outstanding warrants?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (zYpTz)

186 These Somali gangsters living in $3500 apartments, driving Beamers, with no illicit trade; Where do they get there money?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:50 PM (pMmVV)
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I think the implication was they are from affluent families, but as I commented above I suspect they're just criminals in it for the money. The high-ranking Crips and Bloods always drove Cadillacs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

187 179 Same for TX.

If you hear about Souls to the Polls, that means the walking around money has been deployed.

Posted by: MJ at October 07, 2026 12:49 PM (XOmY9)

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I think Crockett losing in TX was a serious blow to black turnout nationwide.

She had a national profile. She was the hope to win Texas. She was authentic and real. The black electorate knows on some level that they're passing their peak of power within the Democrat Party, and the shady way that the establishment pushed Talarico instead of her just settled into the black consciousness.

No, the Democrat Party is not on the black man's side, and yes, black people are just tokens to the Party.

Depressed turnout in black districts in Ohio which doesn't have a big racial element to any of its statewide races this year can be explained more than one way, but I think the Crockett loss is part of it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (RWrid)

188 It looks like the frogs from Quebec may beat you to independence. We may have to ask them. Although a lot of them are weird.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:48 PM (quOho)

I went to Calgary yesterday. Noticed a whole bunch of new signs urging a "no" vote on the upcoming independence referendum. The pro "yes" signs have been up for several months. Could be the federales are getting scared.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (i9VX2)

189 You know what the real problem here is of course.

GUNS

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (5EeHw)

190 T FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:09 PM (iFTx/)

What a homo.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (UFAYb)

191 It'll be about soft Democrat partisans just deciding that, nah, they can skip this election
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A mange infectation affecting yellow dogs? Hopefully.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (XeU6L)

192 We should have the Albertans invade Minnesota and make it part of Alberta. Then make them a US territory.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (quOho)

I'd be OK with a straight out trade. Minnesota for the Yukon.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (2WIwB)

193 181 Susan Collins bitched slapped Troy jact beyond all reason in the debate last night. Even the Dems propaganda ministries are admitting it. Collins is a tough old broad

Posted by: Smell the Glove
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You must be mistaken, consensus has derived that she's a loser.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (pMmVV)

194
Soma, Soma, Soma, Soma, Soma, Soma-lia

They come and go

They come and go-o-o-oh

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (odBC9)

195 I'm 100% sure that lesbian chick is AI.

Posted by: Max Power at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (SwyyQ)

196 I'll bet they just want more school funding, like the youths in France. Yes, that must be it.

Posted by: Ripley at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (GUOwU)

197 It's clan-based warfare, just like in Somalia - all the Somali gangs in Minnesota are associated with a particular clan.

Jacob Frey ran against a Somali last time for mayor of Minneapolis, and used the brilliant tactic of exploiting clan divisions to get a lot of Somalis to vote for him and not the Somali.

Ilhan Omar belonged to the same clan as the mayoral candidate, and furiously announced that Somalis who voted for Frey should all be deported.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (aD4fx)

198 Minn still likes Klobuchar for some reason. The Dem Senate candidate , Flanagan, is a complete nutbag and Tafoya is running a good campaign. Flanagan could take the fall
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (xfATr)
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Older voters like Amy in part because of her father. Jim Klobuchar was a columnist for the Star Tribune for 37 years. Also, a drunk. Dems in MN that I know hate Trump and will vote for anyone with a D. Cannot reason with them. Flanagan is cuckoo for coconuts and they don't care.

Posted by: beckster at October 07, 2026 12:53 PM (kX27y)

199 All the smug box wine moms that live in those expensive suburbs south and southwest of Minneapolis we're finally having to deal with the consequences that come from electing a wackadoodle government for decades and supporting their state being invaded by third world barbarians.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 07, 2026 12:53 PM (VyD10)

200 Yea, as part of a group of superheroes. Maybe.

Nobody cares enough about SG to see her in her own movie, and especially not when she's just a whiny, needy, woke female version of SM.

It's like they made an WNBA version of SG, but forgot that nobody watches the WNBA.

I strongly suspect the cameos of SM and the role of Lobo were added (or expanded) because the filmmakers realized at some point that nobody cares about SG in her own movie.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

Nah. This Supergirl is a slutty party girl. Like it or hate it, it's different.

They wasted Lobo but they didn't water him down. He cuts a guy head off and stuffs it in a bag.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:54 PM (s1VwS)

201 She had a national profile. She was the hope to win Texas. She was authentic and real.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (RWrid)
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I'm going to take issue with this. Her Hoodrat Barbie act is the opposite of authentic and real. She grew up in an upper-upper-middle class home with two parents with professional occupations and went to private school.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 12:54 PM (oqH4h)

202 I did note in one of the linked videos the TV newsbabe referred to them as Somali-American gangmembers. Fuck that noise.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 07, 2026 12:54 PM (QaH55)

203 Minnesota was one of those states that looked like it was trending Republican in the 2000's, but just seemed to take a hard left turn.

One would think with the Somali problem it would go even redder from fence sitter type voters, but I guess if Somalis can vote, that takes care of that problem.
Posted by: Sharpie

They imported Somalians specifically to stop the right turn.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 07, 2026 12:54 PM (0U5gm)

204 If not for the sensational Somali cuisine...

Posted by: dananjcon at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (8C1eU)

205 Speaking personally, my gast has been flabbered.

Posted by: fly gal at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (SXitU)

206 201 She had a national profile. She was the hope to win Texas. She was authentic and real.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (RWrid)
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I'm going to take issue with this. Her Hoodrat Barbie act is the opposite of authentic and real. She grew up in an upper-upper-middle class home with two parents with professional occupations and went to private school.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 12:54 PM (oqH4h)

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Oh, it's fake.

But it feels real to those predisposed to like the act. Like Kamala.

Democrat partisan black women look at Crockett doing her thang and say, "That's my girl." And then the establishment stabbed her in the back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (RWrid)

207 Wait a minute...they sent 250 letters to known gang leaders? If they know where to send the letter, why don't they send the paddy wagon instead?
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Lol, they "sent letters"! That's precious. Why doesn't he just resign? That was stupid-on-stilts.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (TN0g+)

208 192 We should have the Albertans invade Minnesota and make it part of Alberta. Then make them a US territory.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (quOho)

I'd be OK with a straight out trade. Minnesota for the Yukon.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (2WIwB)

I'd prefer regime change. Duluth is too important as a shipping port to give away.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (s1VwS)

209 ___

I think the implication was they are from affluent families, but as I commented above I suspect they're just criminals in it for the money. The high-ranking Crips and Bloods always drove Cadillacs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Somalis are never portrayed as affluent. Somalis are never portrayed as doing anything that would cause them to become affluent. Affluence is obtained by work and intelligence. Neither of these attributed to Somalis.

Where do they get the money?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (pMmVV)

210 He cuts a guy head off and stuffs it in a bag.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:54 PM (s1VwS)

Everyone knows you're supposed to cut to stuffing the guy's bag in your head.

Posted by: Talarico at October 07, 2026 12:56 PM (5EeHw)

211 I strongly suspect the cameos of SM and the role of Lobo were added (or expanded) because the filmmakers realized at some point that nobody cares about SG in her own movie.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

Because you need a character everyone knows, loves and is intrigued by to save your crappy DC movie.

Lobo! That's it.

Okay back to work.

MSNow was having a circle jerk at the top of the hour about Texas going Dem and showing how unpopular President Trump is.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 07, 2026 12:56 PM (Sco7b)

212 Speaking personally, my gast has been flabbered.

Posted by: fly gal at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (SXitU) home.

Has your ox been flummed? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:56 PM (UFAYb)

213 I think Crockett losing in TX was a serious blow to black turnout nationwide.

She had a national profile. She was the hope to win Texas. She was authentic and real. The black electorate knows on some level that they're passing their peak of power within the Democrat Party, and the shady way that the establishment pushed Talarico instead of her just settled into the black consciousness.

No, the Democrat Party is not on the black man's side, and yes, black people are just tokens to the Party.

Depressed turnout in black districts in Ohio which doesn't have a big racial element to any of its statewide races this year can be explained more than one way, but I think the Crockett loss is part of it.
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I agree. There's still an element of local politics coming in though. The entire Dem establishment in MI is behind Abdul and I'd be really surprised if they forgot to get the blacks their money to produce the votes. You just don't overlook that in a functioning party, so I'm looking for a signal.

In TX the Dem party is really non-existent so I think the Crocket debacle is real.

Posted by: MJ at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (XOmY9)

214 I'd prefer regime change. Duluth is too important as a shipping port to give away.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (s1VwS)

The Iron Range. Iron is kind of important.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (i9VX2)

215 I went to Calgary. It felt more like North Dakota than Canada. Gods country. Hard working, God fearing people. Salt of the earth types. Too bad they have the Flames. lol.

Toronto felt like Weenie Land. A lot of preening liberals. Like NYC, but colder.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (quOho)

216 Nothing new here. Used to be a small segment of Italians that gave their entire ethnicity a bad name.

The feds locked up a bunch of them, and although they're still engaged in crime, they've eased their mobster violence.

Same approach should work with Somalis.

Posted by: Weak Geek at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (yRCXf)

217 >>>208 192 We should have the Albertans invade Minnesota and make it part of Alberta. Then make them a US territory.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:44 PM (quOho)

I'd be OK with a straight out trade. Minnesota for the Yukon.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (2WIwB)
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You people need to straighten up.

We don't cede away our country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (pMmVV)

218 168 Don't we have our own, American gangbangers to push back on these types?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

Maybe. But you'll never hear about black on black violence.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (s1VwS)

219 Where do they get the money?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (pMmVV)

They have some quality learing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (UFAYb)

220 Has your ox been flummed?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:56 PM (UFAYb)

If you have to ask, you can't afford it

Posted by: Talarico at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (5EeHw)

221 ut it feels real to those predisposed to like the act. Like Kamala.

Democrat partisan black women look at Crockett doing her thang and say, "That's my girl."
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I beg to differ. Its not like black people aren't capable of knowing when they're being conned. They know. They just don't care because they think there will be a payoff. The people (black and white) who voted for Kamala *knew* they were voting for an alcoholic imbecile. They didn't care.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (TN0g+)

222 185 Wait a minute...they sent 250 letters to known gang leaders? If they know where to send the letter, why don't they send the paddy wagon instead?

I mean, surely a bunch of known gang leaders have outstanding warrants?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (zYpTz)
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Not to mention the waste of paper and ink because I'll bet that 90% of the gang leaders are illiterate.

Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 12:58 PM (oqH4h)

223 Please don't make doing generalizations based on our group identity

And give money to our group. Now.

Posted by: Zombie Jimmuh Carter, pitching a Windfall Profits Tax at October 07, 2026 12:58 PM (aatKj)

224 Where do they get the money?

Billions upon billions in fraud - stealing governmental money.

Minnesota government will never do anything about it, since it's viewed as the price of keeping them in the Democratic coalition.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2026 12:58 PM (aD4fx)

225 I am nonplussed. I have shed of all of my plusses.

I got to work this morning gruntled but that sure didn't last.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 12:58 PM (guGkK)

226 T FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:09 PM (iFTx/)

What a homo.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:51 PM (UFAYb)
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Hater! This is a safe space for gays. See the comment above.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

227 Begone sock

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 07, 2026 12:59 PM (aatKj)

228 >> I'd be OK with a straight out trade. Minnesota for the Yukon.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 12:52 PM (2WIwB)

I was gonna throw in New Mexico. But we need the artillery ranges.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:59 PM (quOho)

229 You people need to straighten up.

We don't cede away our country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (pMmVV)

This guy gets it.

They get nothing but despair. If I am feeling charitable.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 12:59 PM (UFAYb)

230 If fake eyelashes were qualification enough for high public office Jasmine Crockett would be president.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 07, 2026 12:59 PM (VyD10)

231 >> You people need to straighten up.

We don't cede away our country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (pM

Bigot.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (quOho)

232 It's clan-based warfare, just like in Somalia - all the Somali gangs in Minnesota are associated with a particular clan.

Spot on ARC.
Their fighting in Mogadishu was exactly this.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (2WIwB)

233 Somalis are largely negative human capital.

Posted by: mr tmz at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (rJ48h)

234 219 Where do they get the money?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (pMmVV)

They have some quality learing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Right, that cop talking about these thugs coming from legitimate homes is blowing wind up somebody's ass.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (pMmVV)

235 230 If fake eyelashes were qualification enough for high public office Jasmine Crockett would be president.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at October 07, 2026 12:59 PM (VyD10)

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I still think she'll be Kamala's VP pick.

The woman who feels like the white man failed her twice in 2024 (first Biden and then Walz) is gonna go full black girl magic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (RWrid)

236 Same approach should work with Somalis.

The problem is that most Italians weren't gangsters, and were productive members of the community.

Four-fifths of Somali families in Minnesota are on welfare, and have been for years and years.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (aD4fx)

237 Minneapolis is the Paris of the North?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:01 PM (2GVsD)

238 Bud Grant >>>>>>>> Somali Grants

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 07, 2026 01:01 PM (wtvvX)

239 Hater! This is a safe space for gays. See the comment above.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

Yeah, I just thought it would be fun to call you a homo, since you said you'd never been called one.

And it's nice that Trump put homo and retard back into the lexicon.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 01:01 PM (UFAYb)

240 Mr. cop, don't tell me you don't understand.

They are criminals.

Go get them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 01:01 PM (pMmVV)

241 Where do they get the money?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (pMmVV)

You know where they get the money.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 07, 2026 01:01 PM (zYpTz)

242 Four-fifths of Somali families in Minnesota are on welfare, and have been for years and years.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (aD4fx)

More like 20-fifths. You forgot the fraud.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 07, 2026 01:02 PM (774RX)

243 >>or we are going to launch into a 200-year legacy that won't be unlike what some of the European countries are seeing

Huh. So you're saying all this MUSLIM violence around the world going off at the same time after globalists imported millions of MUSLIMS into the west might be related?

Well slap my ass and call me Nancy.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:02 PM (viF8m)

244 This post is an insult to the 1% of American Somalis who are law-abiding and productive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 07, 2026 01:02 PM (guGkK)

245 https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2107849778834837868

"@derzum_
·
1h
Trump's immigration crackdown is purging migrants from American benefits.

In California alone, since the Big Beautiful Bill became law, more than 390,000 legal and illegal aliens have disenrolled from Medi-Cal programs."

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Even in deep blue resistance states like CA, immigrants are being cut off from benefits, making it harder for them to simply exist in America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:02 PM (RWrid)

246 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (RWrid)

They are not going to run an all "black" all female ticket unless the entire thing is sewn up in the fraud bag. Not even a remote chance.

Posted by: Talarico at October 07, 2026 01:03 PM (5EeHw)

247 It is precisely what we saw in Mogadishu. Warring clans. Shifting loyalties based on graft. Control of resources and money as a means of enforcement. Killing those who got in the way of their operations. Heinous abuses of power.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:03 PM (quOho)

248 Oops

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 01:03 PM (5EeHw)

249 Trump's biggest opposition is the ou50t of control judiciary(including the Supreme Court)

Posted by: steevy at October 07, 2026 01:03 PM (YwEeS)

250 205 Speaking personally, my gast has been flabbered.
Posted by: fly gal at October 07, 2026 12:55 PM (SXitU)

I think your flabber has been gasted.
On the analogy of "butthurt."

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM (odBC9)

251 "Wait a minute...they sent 250 letters to known gang leaders? If they know where to send the letter, why don't they send the paddy wagon instead?"

They are going to follow up with something stronger. Like a "Do Not Murder" training video.

Posted by: Ripley at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM (GUOwU)

252 I was gonna throw in New Mexico. But we need the artillery ranges.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 12:59 PM (quOho)

Good elk hunting there too.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM (2WIwB)

253 246 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:00 PM (RWrid)

They are not going to run an all "black" all female ticket unless the entire thing is sewn up in the fraud bag. Not even a remote chance.

Posted by: Talarico at October 07, 2026 01:03 PM (5EeHw)

=====

Kamala is stupid and did make the Walz choice herself. She's also thin-skinned, blames white people for all of her problems, and will win the nomination on the backs of the black electorate.

Yes, Crockett is a viable option for Kamala well beyond reasons of, "Democrats out of power and on the defensive regarding election fortification for 4 years have the election more sewn up than in 2024 when they owned the DOJ and were coming off of getting away with 2020."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM (RWrid)

254 It is precisely what we saw in Mogadishu. Warring clans. Shifting loyalties based on graft. Control of resources and money as a means of enforcement. Killing those who got in the way of their operations. Heinous abuses of power.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:03 PM (quOho)

And that's what they need, Little Birds on mini gun runs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM (UFAYb)

255 Don't we have our own, American gangbangers to push back on these types?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 07, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

Maybe. But you'll never hear about black on black violence.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (s1VwS)
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The reality is that the American black gangbangers probably joined with the Somali black gangbagers, as the latter gained power. The Somali blacks may even have started as members of American gangs and eventually took them over.

The history of organized crime and street gangs is ... complicated. At a time when the black gangs were at war with the hispanic gangs, you had members of those gangs crossing over to the other side. Blacks and hispanics forming new, integrated gangs.

And long before that, when the Italian and Jewish mafias were warring for power, you had a lot of Jews in Italian gangs and vice versa.

Gangs lead to strange bedfellows.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM (iFTx/)

256 I beg to differ. Its not like black people aren't capable of knowing when they're being conned. They know. They just don't care because they think there will be a payoff. The people (black and white) who voted for Kamala *knew* they were voting for an alcoholic imbecile. They didn't care.

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (TN0g+)

There is truth in your observation.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:05 PM (dbZNM)

257 244 This post is an insult to the 1% of American Somalis who are law-abiding and productive.

Posted by: Cicero
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Please

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 01:05 PM (pMmVV)

258 The horrors, they got the Sternly Worded Letter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:05 PM (2GVsD)

259 Huh. So you're saying all this MUSLIM violence around the world going off at the same time after globalists imported millions of MUSLIMS into the west might be related?

Well slap my ass and call me Nancy.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:02 PM (viF8m)

Speaking of muslim violence, have there been any Oct. 7 - anniversary atrocities committed yet?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 01:05 PM (i9VX2)

260 My Aunt lived in Bloomington MN and when I visited as far back as 25 years ago they were belly aching about the Somalis'... Evidently nothing was done about them...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 01:05 PM (+gK6I)

261
They're testing the tornado alarms here.

Happens once a month.

It always feels, at least for couple of seconds, like the beginning to a late 60s or 70s anti-nukes movie.

Or maybe Twilight Zone episode.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 07, 2026 01:05 PM (YSUhf)

262 >> Good elk hunting there too.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM (2WIwB)

I don’t realize their range extended that far. I need to get out more.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:05 PM (quOho)

263 Hater! This is a safe space for gays. See the comment above.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

Yeah, I just thought it would be fun to call you a homo, since you said you'd never been called one.

And it's nice that Trump put homo and retard back into the lexicon.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 01:01 PM (UFAYb)
______

I knew you were joking

Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

264 muslims don't belong in the US. Somali muslims doubly so

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 07, 2026 01:06 PM (affD0)

265 Has Tampon Timmy changed his Depends yet to respond to this crisis?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:06 PM (2GVsD)

266 265 Has Tampon Timmy changed his Depends yet to respond to this crisis?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:06 PM (2GVsD)

LOL.. Looks like he needs them...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 01:07 PM (+gK6I)

267 It is precisely what we saw in Mogadishu. Warring clans. Shifting loyalties based on graft. Control of resources and money as a means of enforcement. Killing those who got in the way of their operations. Heinous abuses of power.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:03 PM (quOho)

Including using women and children as shields. Low-life MFers.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:07 PM (dbZNM)

268 216 Nothing new here. Used to be a small segment of Italians that gave their entire ethnicity a bad name.

The feds locked up a bunch of them, and although they're still engaged in crime, they've eased their mobster violence.

Posted by: Weak Geek at October 07, 2026 12:57 PM (yRCXf)

They made box-office hits about them.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 01:07 PM (odBC9)

269 The nominee doesn't pick their own VP.

Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (5EeHw)

270 They used to test the emergency sirens here every Tuesday at noon.

But they weren't maintained so, oh well Kalifornia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (RIvkX)

271 Obviously the biggest concern in Minnesota should be the potential for backlash against that handful of peaceful, law-abiding Somalis in MN.

Posted by: Octochicken at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (oCS0o)

272 I don’t realize their range extended that far. I need to get out more.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:05 PM (quOho)

New Mexico has Lions and Kiwanis, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (i9VX2)

273 >> And that's what they need, Little Birds on mini gun runs.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM (UFAYb)

The UN would bring in shipments of food. The clans would take control of the shipment by force- because they had guns. People were starving and desperate. So they would bum rush or crowd the shipments. The clans would just shoot people whose only crime was they were starving. It’s a lowlife clan society whose loyalty could never be trusted. They should never have brought them here.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (quOho)

274 Saw one Burka wearing MN Mayor say it's not the Somalis' fault.. Guns need to be banned

Posted by: It's me donna at October 07, 2026 01:09 PM (+gK6I)

275 Well, like, voting for Republicans *probably* would make us, like, safer, but they literally, like, refuse to fund healthcare for African streetwhores, so, like, voting for the GOP is, like, a nonstarter?

Posted by: Uptalking AWFL from St. Paul, Problem Glasses Status: ON at October 07, 2026 01:09 PM (Ovx+P)

276 >> New Mexico has Lions and Kiwanis, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (i9VX2)

Alright. That’s enough of the wisecracks. lol.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:10 PM (quOho)

277 They used to test the emergency sirens here every Tuesday at noon.

But they weren't maintained so, oh well Kalifornia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (RIvkX)

1030 every Tuesday morning in Chicago when I was a kid. They were air raid sirens since Chicago didn't get tornadoes. Cold War stuff.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:10 PM (dbZNM)

278 Saw one Burka wearing MN Mayor say it's not the Somalis' fault.. Guns need to be banned
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I'd rather we ban burka-wearing mayors...

Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 01:10 PM (TN0g+)

279 I think that Somalis rank right up with gypsies as cultures that view non-members as nothing more than sheep to be sheared.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 07, 2026 01:10 PM (aD4fx)

280 "Stuffing guys heads in bags is TIGHT!"

Posted by: Max Power at October 07, 2026 01:10 PM (SwyyQ)

281 277 They used to test the emergency sirens here every Tuesday at noon.

But they weren't maintained so, oh well Kalifornia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (RIvkX)

1030 every Tuesday morning in Chicago when I was a kid. They were air raid sirens since Chicago didn't get tornadoes. Cold War stuff.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:10 PM (dbZNM)
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I was still hearing those tests near Kezar Stadium in SF in 2024.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 07, 2026 01:11 PM (cWLG3)

282 Obviously the biggest concern in Minnesota should be the potential for backlash against that handful of peaceful, law-abiding Somalis in MN.

The dreaded Somaliphobia! Oh Noes!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:12 PM (dbZNM)

283 269 The nominee doesn't pick their own VP.
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 01:08 PM (5EeHw)

They can.

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 01:12 PM (odBC9)

284 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 07, 2026 01:12 PM (UFAYb)

285 asked officials stop using the word Somali.
........

OK. How about Bulb Head?

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 01:12 PM (UjdFS)

286 237 Minneapolis is the Paris of the North?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 07, 2026 01:01 PM (2GVsD)

The food isn't THAT good there...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at October 07, 2026 01:13 PM (s1VwS)

287 >>Speaking of muslim violence, have there been any Oct. 7 - anniversary atrocities committed yet?

Haven't seen anything other than the normal violence but the day is still young.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 01:14 PM (viF8m)

288 I must admit that I love the smell of gunpowder in the suburbs!

Posted by: Gwen Walz at October 07, 2026 01:14 PM (guGkK)

289 ...said Sheriff Fletcher. "We sent 250 letters to known gang members for the state fair ..."

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"Please tell me they were STRONKLY-WORDED!"

/obligatory Jim Jordan

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 01:14 PM (XbPXw)

290 They also asked for more investment in Somali youth through programs and funding
.......

Somali daycare for teenagers.

Posted by: wth at October 07, 2026 01:14 PM (UjdFS)

291 If you ever get the chance, listen to CSM K Lamb talk about Somalia.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 07, 2026 01:15 PM (quOho)

292 Gangs lead to strange bedfellows.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 07, 2026 01:04 PM

You're telling us?

- The Boston FBI Office

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 07, 2026 01:15 PM (bFu5X)

293 Speaking of...
@GrageDustin
🚨 BREAKING: The Minnesota U.S. Attorney’s Office has a Somali man in custody who was plotting to commit a mass casualty event at the Mall of America.

@GrageDustin 10m
“Sheikhdoon Abdullahi Mohamud”
Of course.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 07, 2026 01:16 PM (nEUC6)

294 The cute mask of the Strange Green/Red coalition.

https://ballotpedia.org/Nabeela_Syed

Her campaign commercial is her riding an electric scooter door to door.

Posted by: DaveA at October 07, 2026 01:18 PM (FhXTo)

295 The vetting process for vice presidential candidates
ABC News
2y ago

https://tinyurl.com/54zd9kvx

Posted by: m at October 07, 2026 01:19 PM (odBC9)

296 I must admit that I love the smell of gunpowder in the suburbs!
Posted by: Gwen Walz
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How about the aroma of paintballs, Gwen?
Tim Walz ordered police to shoot residents with paintball guns for not obeying curfew orders during the COVID-19 pandemic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 01:19 PM (XeU6L)

297 Remember that Minnesota "sports journalist" who got fired from her TV gig? The severe-looking lesbian who looks like a transgender Egon Spengler?

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The judges would have accepted: "The severe-looking lesbian who looks like a transgender Dieter (portrayed by Mike Myers), the host of the fictional West German avant-garde talk show Sprockets'."

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 01:21 PM (XbPXw)

298 42 Good. Maybe the voters will wake the fuck up and vote in the right people.

Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.

For reference, here's the 1984 election map:
https://tinyurl.com/jutvys5n

Minnesota will never, ever NOT vote Democrat. Even if they wanted an R, the vote Minn fraud mafia would not let it happen.

Posted by: weew at October 07, 2026 01:24 PM (9TspW)

299
Speaking of...
@GrageDustin

🚨 BREAKING: The Minnesota U.S. Attorney’s Office has a Somali man in custody who was plotting to commit a mass casualty event at the Mall of America.

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Past time for Trump to rebrand it the Mall of Somalia.

Posted by: ShainS at October 07, 2026 01:24 PM (XbPXw)

300 1030 every Tuesday morning in Chicago when I was a kid. They were air raid sirens since Chicago didn't get tornadoes. Cold War stuff.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at October 07, 2026 01:10 PM (dbZNM)
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I was still hearing those tests near Kezar Stadium in SF in 2024.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
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Yup. Once a week when I was a kid. Also Civil Defense air raid shelters, prominently marked, here and there. AM radios had the CD (Conelrad) frequencies marked on the dials .

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 01:25 PM (XeU6L)

301 “Sheikhdoon Abdullahi Mohamud”
Of course.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Amish?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 07, 2026 01:25 PM (XeU6L)

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